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Title: Worst Band Names
Post by: Slaky+ on March 17, 2008, 09:25:36 PM

Just realized that this thread was killed in the Ratto incident.

I just thought of a sweet band name that I may never get to use, but I'm earmarking it. If any of you start a band, you may certainly use it.

Argentina Yothers .

Yep, it's horrible.

The Original List: http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/the_worst_band_names_of_07/2

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Kerm on March 18, 2008, 05:04:37 PM

That's better than Argentina Turner Overdrive.

The above comment should in no way be interpreted as an endorsement of Jack Black or any of his shit.

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Corn-fed on March 18, 2008, 05:09:24 PM

Quote from: Kerm on March 18, 2008, 05:04:37 PM
That's better than Argentina Turner Overdrive.

The above comment should in no way be interpreted as an endorsement of Jack Black or any of his shit.

Are you thinking of "Kathleen Turner Overdrive", Kerm?

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Kerm on March 18, 2008, 05:13:57 PM

Quote from: Corn-fed on March 18, 2008, 05:09:24 PM
Quote from: Kerm on March 18, 2008, 05:04:37 PM
That's better than Argentina Turner Overdrive.

The above comment should in no way be interpreted as an endorsement of Jack Black or any of his shit.

Are you thinking of "Kathleen Turner Overdrive", Kerm?

I was aping it.

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: PTanner on March 19, 2008, 05:52:18 AM

Nobody wants to name their band "Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians"?

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Simmer on March 19, 2008, 03:40:10 PM

Pork Loin Jet Pack.

Dirty Liver Landmine.

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: PTanner on March 19, 2008, 03:52:45 PM

The Fat Chick From Facts Of Life

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: RV on December 20, 2008, 10:09:44 AM

It's that most wonderful time of year again!

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/2008_the_year_in_band_names/1 (http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/2008_the_year_in_band_names/1)

Some favorites:

Cemetery Rapist
Menstrual Tramps
Farticus
Touched by a Janitor
Religious Vomit
Fag Cop
Sega Genocide
Sweatpants in Public

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Mike Douche on December 20, 2008, 10:16:50 AM

Quote from: RV on December 20, 2008, 10:09:44 AM
Cemetery Rapist
Menstrual Tramps
Farticus
Touched by a Janitor
Religious Vomit
Fag Cop
Sega Genocide
Sweatpants in Public

Those are all outstanding.

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: 5laky on December 20, 2008, 10:21:19 AM

Quote from: RV on December 20, 2008, 10:09:44 AM
It's that most wonderful time of year again!

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/2008_the_year_in_band_names/1 (http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/2008_the_year_in_band_names/1)

Some favorites:

Cemetery Rapist
Menstrual Tramps
Farticus
Touched by a Janitor
Religious Vomit
Fag Cop
Sega Genocide
Sweatpants in Public

I loved:

Funk Ark
Jesus Fucking Christ
Jesus Causes Cancer
Gestapo Pussy Ranch
Evangenitals
Bloodcum

and so on.

This is easily my favorite time of year.

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: 5laky on December 20, 2008, 10:22:58 AM

Piss Pissedofferson!

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Mike Douche on December 20, 2008, 10:39:39 AM

Is there one called "Ass Spray"?

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Tank on December 21, 2008, 11:26:31 AM

Wow. Triumph of Lethargy Skinned Alive to Death (http://www.myspace.com/tolsatd) features the dude from Murder City Devils on vocals.

And there I thought Smoke and Smoke was retarded.

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Wheezer on January 05, 2009, 10:16:42 AM

Perhaps I should have taken greater heed when Mackenzie Phillips recommended The Snivelling Shits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WppxaRN8nxg) to Johnny Carson one night on the Tonight Show.

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: D. Doluntap on March 06, 2009, 03:37:43 AM

Belle and Sebastian.

(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/6435/highfidelity2000toddlou.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Slaky on December 11, 2009, 11:15:52 AM

Christmas is here!

http://www.avclub.com/articles/2009-the-year-in-band-names,36204/

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: BH on December 11, 2009, 11:41:21 AM

Quote from: Slack-E on December 11, 2009, 11:15:52 AM
Christmas is here!

http://www.avclub.com/articles/2009-the-year-in-band-names,36204/

How did the black crowes not make this list?

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: R-V on December 11, 2009, 11:42:35 AM

These.

QuotePabst Smear

QuoteMagic Johnson and his Aides

QuoteCarnal Befoulment

QuoteGirl Fart

QuoteButt Funnel

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: flannj on December 11, 2009, 12:13:12 PM

Quote from: BH on December 11, 2009, 11:41:21 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 11, 2009, 11:15:52 AM
Christmas is here!

http://www.avclub.com/articles/2009-the-year-in-band-names,36204/

How did the black crowes not make this list?

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Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 19, 2009, 10:37:22 PM

Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2009, 12:13:12 PM
Quote from: BH on December 11, 2009, 11:41:21 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 11, 2009, 11:15:52 AM
Christmas is here!

http://www.avclub.com/articles/2009-the-year-in-band-names,36204/

How did the black crowes not make this list?

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Hey ho, let's go!

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: R-V on March 12, 2010, 12:11:11 PM

These aren't band names, but they should be.

http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/2010/03/who-will-be-next-mingo.html

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: D. Doluntap on March 29, 2010, 07:17:45 PM

Belle and Sebastian.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3549057231166955900#

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 29, 2010, 11:08:28 PM

Quote from: D. Doluntap on March 29, 2010, 07:17:45 PM
Belle and Sebastian.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3549057231166955900#

Apparently someone doesn't care much for Belle and Sebastian...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5719.msg170447#msg170447
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=3325.msg58428#msg58428
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=3950.msg70561#msg70561

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Saul Goodman on March 29, 2010, 11:59:59 PM

Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 29, 2010, 11:08:28 PM
Quote from: D. Doluntap on March 29, 2010, 07:17:45 PM
Belle and Sebastian.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3549057231166955900#

Apparently someone doesn't care much for Belle and Sebastian...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5719.msg170447#msg170447
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=3325.msg58428#msg58428
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=3950.msg70561#msg70561

Either that, or he just reeeeeeeally loves that scene in the movie. Jack Black. Belle and Sebastian. Katrina and the Waves. Comedy.

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: D. Doluntap on March 31, 2010, 12:45:23 PM

Wow. I guess I do have another problem.

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Slaky on January 13, 2011, 03:43:21 PM

Hello - http://www.avclub.com/articles/2010-the-year-in-band-names,49559/

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Bort on January 13, 2011, 03:57:55 PM

Quote from: Slaky on January 13, 2011, 03:43:21 PM
Hello - http://www.avclub.com/articles/2010-the-year-in-band-names,49559/

I actually have an album by Everybody Was In The French Resistance...Now! It's basically the guy from Art Brut and some chick writing song responses to other famous songs.

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 22, 2015, 08:43:48 AM

Hi. (http://www.avclub.com/article/when-bundled-bowels-met-gruesome-toilet-2015-year--229120)

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Bort on December 22, 2015, 09:22:37 AM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 22, 2015, 08:43:48 AM
Hi. (http://www.avclub.com/article/when-bundled-bowels-met-gruesome-toilet-2015-year--229120)

This "Yeti Ender" sounds promising...

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 22, 2015, 09:50:31 AM

Quote from: Entombed In The Abyss

If you like slammin' music and heavy breakdowns then check us out!

No word on whether any of them are barbers.

Title: Re: Worst Band Names
Post by: Yeti on December 22, 2015, 11:31:34 AM

Quote from: Bort on December 22, 2015, 09:22:37 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 22, 2015, 08:43:48 AM
Hi. (http://www.avclub.com/article/when-bundled-bowels-met-gruesome-toilet-2015-year--229120)

This "Yeti Ender" sounds promising...

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