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Title: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: DwightKurtz on August 14, 2008, 09:06:15 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

...okay. 
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Jon on August 14, 2008, 09:24:43 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.
I completely get this Thrillho post at all.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 09:28:17 PM
Quote from: KurtEvans on August 14, 2008, 09:06:15 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.

...okay. 

What?

Not enough feces? (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6006.msg134555#msg134555)
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: DwightKurtz on August 14, 2008, 09:30:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 14, 2008, 09:24:43 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.
I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: 5laky on August 14, 2008, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: KurtEvans on August 14, 2008, 09:30:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 14, 2008, 09:24:43 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.
I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

It's a Dexter reference. Makes perfect sense to me.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 10:10:31 PM
Quote from: 5laky on August 14, 2008, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: KurtEvans on August 14, 2008, 09:30:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 14, 2008, 09:24:43 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.
I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

It's a Dexter reference. Makes perfect sense to me.

With a Cuban boat-people reference to boot...

(http://i34.tinypic.com/5dl66s.jpg)
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Internet Apex on August 14, 2008, 10:11:34 PM
Quote from: 5laky on August 14, 2008, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: KurtEvans on August 14, 2008, 09:30:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 14, 2008, 09:24:43 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.
I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

It's a Dexter reference. Makes perfect sense to me.

Overly-referential.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Tonker on August 15, 2008, 06:35:14 AM
Quote from: KurtEvans on August 14, 2008, 09:30:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 14, 2008, 09:24:43 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.
I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

Really?  You might want to check out Wheezer's posts.  Every.  Single.  One of them.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: CT II on August 15, 2008, 08:12:28 AM
Quote from: 5laky on August 14, 2008, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: KurtEvans on August 14, 2008, 09:30:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 14, 2008, 09:24:43 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.
I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

It's a Dexter reference. Makes perfect sense to me.

People watch Dexter?  People get Showtime?  Showtime still exists?
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Taylor2 on August 15, 2008, 08:18:42 AM
QuoteThere were no punches and no ejections. Braves manager Bobby Cox said Escobar's elbow was swollen.

Lilly was thrown out of a game in Atlanta on June 10, 2007, after he hit Edgar Renteria with a pitch. He said he was glad he avoided another ejection.

"I definitely would have been upset if I had been thrown out of the game," Lilly said. "I was thrown out of one here last year for no good reason."

Don't make Theodore upset. Ever.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Jon on August 15, 2008, 08:48:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 15, 2008, 06:35:14 AM
Quote from: KurtEvans on August 14, 2008, 09:30:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on August 14, 2008, 09:24:43 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on August 14, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
I expect police to be finding pieces of dead hooker for months to come, drained of blood and expertly wrapped in gauze, deliberately scattered throughout the back alleys of the ATL in an elaborate ruse intended only to throw suspicion away from himself.

Also... Yunel Escobar is a car-boat-driving punk.
I completely get this Thrillho post at all.

Yeah, but what the hell goes through his head, man?  This may be the strangest thing I've ever read here.  And that's saying something.

I'm not saying it's not funny.

Really?  You might want to check out Wheezer's posts.  Every.  Single.  One of them.

I thnik I get about 60% of what Wheezer is saying any given time out. But I made it through Ulysses, so...
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: RV on June 10, 2009, 08:49:19 AM
I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Poon on June 10, 2009, 09:01:41 AM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 08:49:19 AM
I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

No ball club is safe from Chicago Ted.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Tank on June 10, 2009, 09:34:44 AM
Hooston hobos got out of town on the late night rail if they knew what was good for them.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 10:40:01 AM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 08:49:19 AM
I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

Best Hendry signing ever?  I say...MAYBE.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Internet Apex on June 10, 2009, 10:40:44 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 10:40:01 AM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 08:49:19 AM
I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

Best Hendry signing ever?  I say...MAYBE.

It's got to be in his all-time top several.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 10:51:24 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 10, 2009, 10:40:44 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 10:40:01 AM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 08:49:19 AM
I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

Best Hendry signing ever?  I say...MAYBE.

It's got to be in his all-time top several.

Well he was going to sign Ted even it was going to kill him.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 11:00:09 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 10:51:24 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 10, 2009, 10:40:44 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 10:40:01 AM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 08:49:19 AM
I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

Best Hendry signing ever?  I say...MAYBE.

It's got to be in his all-time top several.

Well he was going to sign Ted even it was going to kill him.

In the process of working out contract details with Ted, Hendry is suddenly stricken ill.  He finalizes the contract and almost immediately gets better.  Coincidence?
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Poon on June 10, 2009, 11:58:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 11:00:09 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 10:51:24 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 10, 2009, 10:40:44 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 10:40:01 AM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 08:49:19 AM
I guess this is as good a place as any to squirt it over Ted. He slides head first into third base, he menaces chumps like Yunel Escobar, he most likely lures homeschooled kids into his carving dungeon to cleanse the world of their eerie presence, and he's put up the following numbers over the last year:

19-8, 3.29 ERA, 1.11 WHIP

Ted is awesome.

Best Hendry signing ever?  I say...MAYBE.

It's got to be in his all-time top several.

Well he was going to sign Ted even it was going to kill him.

In the process of working out contract details with Ted, Hendry is suddenly stricken ill.  He finalizes the contract and almost immediately gets better.  Coincidence?

Word is that Lilly wanted to finish the game himself last night, but he had to return some video tapes.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 10, 2009, 01:33:17 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry.

Ted Lilly likes Chuck Norris like his coffee - ground up and in the freezer.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: RV on June 10, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd


God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: CT III on June 10, 2009, 01:55:44 PM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd


God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 10, 2009, 01:55:44 PM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd


God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/488964795_58294e1745.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 02:08:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 10, 2009, 01:55:44 PM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd


God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/488964795_58294e1745.jpg?v=0)

(http://www.getbuckets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/how-about-no-bear.jpg)
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 10, 2009, 02:09:22 PM

Didn't Al try hitting that?
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:12:18 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 02:09:22 PM

Didn't Al try hitting that?

I thought he tried hitting this.  (on the left)

(http://firealyellon.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/wanda.jpg?w=450&h=337)
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Kermit, B. on June 10, 2009, 02:12:49 PM
I would like to hit this thread.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 02:13:42 PM
Quote from: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:12:18 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 02:09:22 PM

Didn't Al try hitting that?

I thought he tried hitting this.  (on the left)

(http://firealyellon.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/wanda.jpg?w=450&h=337)

Here probably should have shown her his ride.
Chicks dig hot cars.

(http://www.foxnews.com/images/297899/1_61_062807_Weinermobile.jpg)
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 10, 2009, 02:14:20 PM
Quote from: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:12:18 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 02:09:22 PM

Didn't Al try hitting that?

I thought he tried hitting this.  (on the left)

(http://firealyellon.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/wanda.jpg?w=450&h=337)

Wow...you can land that sturgeon with a bottle of Seagrams and a carton of Luckies.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 02:24:16 PM
Quote from: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:12:18 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 02:09:22 PM

Didn't Al try hitting that?

I thought he tried hitting this.  (on the left)

(http://firealyellon.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/wanda.jpg?w=450&h=337)

That's a guy.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Slaky on June 10, 2009, 02:30:00 PM
*The girl on the right's shirt looks like someone sewed together a bunch of napkins.


*Sly edit
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: *In a Nutsack on June 10, 2009, 02:31:16 PM
Or a bunch of W flags.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: RV on June 10, 2009, 02:32:55 PM
Quote from: Slak on June 10, 2009, 02:30:00 PM
Her shirt looks like someone sewed together a bunch of napkins tablecloths.

Too much surface area to cover'd
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Tonker on June 11, 2009, 08:54:15 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 10, 2009, 01:55:44 PM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd


God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/488964795_58294e1745.jpg?v=0)

She's quite cute.  I probably would.

What?  WHAT?
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 11, 2009, 09:09:54 AM
Quote from: Tonk on June 11, 2009, 08:54:15 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 10, 2009, 01:55:44 PM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd


God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/488964795_58294e1745.jpg?v=0)

She's quite cute.  I probably would.

What?  WHAT?

She probably doesn't mind potato chip crumbs in bed.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Tonker on June 11, 2009, 09:26:55 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 11, 2009, 09:09:54 AM
Quote from: Tonk on June 11, 2009, 08:54:15 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 10, 2009, 01:55:44 PM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd


God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/488964795_58294e1745.jpg?v=0)

She's quite cute.  I probably would.

What?  WHAT?

She probably doesn't mind potato chip crumbs in bed.

More to the point, she probably doesn't mind my ejaculate in her mouth.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 11, 2009, 09:33:55 AM
Quote from: Tonk on June 11, 2009, 09:26:55 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 11, 2009, 09:09:54 AM
Quote from: Tonk on June 11, 2009, 08:54:15 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 10, 2009, 01:55:44 PM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd


God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/488964795_58294e1745.jpg?v=0)

She's quite cute.  I probably would.

What?  WHAT?

She probably doesn't mind potato chip crumbs in bed.

More to the point, she probably doesn't mind my ejaculate in her mouth.

No such thing as an ugly blowjob.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Tank on June 11, 2009, 10:13:59 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 11, 2009, 09:09:54 AM
Quote from: Tonk on June 11, 2009, 08:54:15 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 10, 2009, 01:55:44 PM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd


God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/488964795_58294e1745.jpg?v=0)

She's quite cute.  I probably would.

What?  WHAT?

She probably doesn't mind potato chip crumbs in bed.

Everyone duck!

Tonker's avatar is causing Fork jokes to misfire.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on June 11, 2009, 10:18:06 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 11, 2009, 09:33:55 AM
No such thing as an ugly blowjob.
(http://www.azponds.com/Matala_Pond_Vacuum_ll.jpg)
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Tonker on June 11, 2009, 10:26:42 AM
Quote from: Tank on June 11, 2009, 10:13:59 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 11, 2009, 09:09:54 AM
Quote from: Tonk on June 11, 2009, 08:54:15 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 10, 2009, 01:55:44 PM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd


God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/488964795_58294e1745.jpg?v=0)

She's quite cute.  I probably would.

What?  WHAT?

She probably doesn't mind potato chip crumbs in bed.

Everyone duck!

Tonker's avatar is causing Fork jokes to misfire.

I keep meaning to change that all back.  Not sure I can be arsed now, though.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 11, 2009, 10:39:46 AM
Quote from: Tonk on June 11, 2009, 10:26:42 AM
Quote from: Tank on June 11, 2009, 10:13:59 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 11, 2009, 09:09:54 AM
Quote from: Tonk on June 11, 2009, 08:54:15 AM
Quote from: morpheus on June 10, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 10, 2009, 01:55:44 PM
Quote from: RV on June 10, 2009, 01:34:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Ted Lilly expected the Spanish Inquisition

Ted Lilly can find a needle in a haystack, then kill you with the needle.

Or the haystack.

Pretty sure this should stop before it turns into the Chuck Norris thread.

Ted Lilly made Chuck Norris cry cancer-curing tears

meme'd


God dammit, this is the Ted Lilly Squirtin' thread. Take the years-old Forkjokes elsewhere.

Cubbiejulie has spoken.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/488964795_58294e1745.jpg?v=0)

She's quite cute.  I probably would.

What?  WHAT?

She probably doesn't mind potato chip crumbs in bed.

Everyone duck!

Tonker's avatar is causing Fork jokes to misfire.

I keep meaning to change that all back.  Not sure I can be arsed now, though.

I thought you got arsed all the time.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Pre on March 08, 2010, 10:59:50 PM
All of the attractive women (not pictured in this thread) in Chicago are
lucky that Theodore is in Arizona, because this is some perfect murdering
fog tonight.  Hell, I'm tempted to put on rain coat and partake in some
blood letting myself.
Title: Re: Theodore's Bloodlust Not Yet Sated
Post by: Slaky on March 08, 2010, 11:18:00 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 08, 2010, 10:59:50 PM
All of the attractive women (not pictured in this thread) in Chicago are
lucky that Theodore is in Arizona, because this is some perfect murdering
fog tonight.  Hell, I'm tempted to put on rain coat and partake in some
blood letting myself.

I walked the dogs a few minutes ago and half expected to run into the ghost of HH Holmes.

(http://www.horrorsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/holmes-holmes1.jpg)


Boo!