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Title: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Andy on September 14, 2008, 09:36:36 PM
All it took was 110 pitches in Milwaukee against the Astros (huh?) and no fucking hits.

Carlos is the balls.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Poon on September 14, 2008, 09:37:24 PM
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080915/capt.8abd8e98fe404905807b733259fa6e38.cubs_astros_weathering_ike_baseball_wimg105.jpg)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: butthead on September 14, 2008, 09:38:29 PM
I think he's healthy.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: therick711 on September 14, 2008, 09:38:59 PM
In related news, Grande Z just impregnated CC Sabathia's wife and committed no errors.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: BichetteHappens on September 14, 2008, 09:39:16 PM
FUCK being in normal , I didnt see it till the end of the sux game when they cut away from it.. goddamnit, but ill take it!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Old Style Man on September 14, 2008, 09:40:19 PM
And it wasn't even on tv here in Peoria. Fuck. Good news is the magic # is 7, and hopefully I get to see them clinch against the Satanic Fowl next weekend.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: StewiesBandwagon on September 14, 2008, 09:40:32 PM
Fanfuckingtastic.

I guess Z is ok after all.

Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: berkeleycubfan on September 14, 2008, 09:41:49 PM
He doesn't even have cancer or anything!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: therick711 on September 14, 2008, 09:42:24 PM
Is Soto the first rook catcher of a no-hitter?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Andy on September 14, 2008, 09:43:01 PM
Carlos doesn't get cancer...he gives it.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: RV on September 14, 2008, 09:43:19 PM
Carlos is the fucking man. And he did it on Fat Pants' mound too. How wonderfully awesome.

And I'd like to give some credit to a wise man named Mike D who predicted a Cubs September no-hitter about a month ago. Anything else you'd like to predict, Huey?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: butthead on September 14, 2008, 09:44:51 PM
Quote from: RV on September 14, 2008, 09:43:19 PM
Carlos is the fucking man. And he did it on Fat Pants' mound too. How wonderfully awesome.

And I'd like to give some credit to a wise man named Mike D who predicted a Cubs September no-hitter about a month ago. Anything else you'd like to predict, Huey?

Before he makes a prediction, he needs to tell us how to celebrate. I say the first no-hitter in my lifetime means I get to flip something over.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: fiveouts on September 14, 2008, 09:46:20 PM
The first no hitter in Miller Park history.  By a Cub.  In a game in which the Brewers weren't even playing.  They were busy getting swept by the Phillies and losing the Wild Card lead. 


Fuck you, Selig. 
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Rob_Goldman on September 14, 2008, 09:46:44 PM
The Asstrolls sure are bitter. 
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on September 14, 2008, 09:47:02 PM
They just replayed the last pitch.  Thank fucking god that it's Len on the call and not Chip overselling the moment.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Jon on September 14, 2008, 09:47:42 PM
Goddamn, I hope they replay this one. And soon.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on September 14, 2008, 09:48:23 PM
I'm ready to bounce off the walls.  I always knew Z would throw a no-no, and I buy a scorecard every night I'm at a game and he's pitching hoping that'll be the night.

I wish I were there, but I'm glad I got to see the last 3 outs on ESPN.

Also what fiveouts said.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 14, 2008, 09:48:29 PM
This was so fucking cool. I saw Hooten and Pappas' no-hitters, and one of Holtzman's, but the excitement was nothing like this. Fucken fantastico, indeed.

Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Taylor2 on September 14, 2008, 09:50:18 PM
It's got to feel really bad for the Asstrolls getting no hit in front of their home crowd.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 14, 2008, 09:52:11 PM
Lost in the hoopla: isn't it true that tonight, Zambrano has set a major-league record by getting a hit in 14 consecutive starts?

Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: LoneStarCubFan on September 14, 2008, 09:53:05 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on September 14, 2008, 09:50:18 PM
It's got to feel really bad for the Asstrolls getting no hit in front of their home crowd.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Suck it Drayton.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on September 14, 2008, 09:53:16 PM
It must be wonderful to be an Astro fan and be a witness to this history!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: therick711 on September 14, 2008, 09:54:40 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on September 14, 2008, 09:50:18 PM
It's got to feel really bad for the Asstrolls getting no hit in front of their home crowd.

Yellon told me he was talking to some Disastros fans and they were just happy to be part of history.  They said this was slightly better than K-Wood's 20 K performance.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: powen01 on September 14, 2008, 09:55:41 PM
My boner put a hole in the roof of the Starbucks.  I was stuck watching the yahoo boxscore.  I am beyond fucking words right now.  I would go out and flip some power lines and trees over, but the storms today already did that.  I've never had any kids, but I'm sure it won't be this exciting.  
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on September 14, 2008, 09:56:32 PM
Quote from: powen01 on September 14, 2008, 09:55:41 PM
My boner put a hole in the roof of the Starbucks.  I was stuck watching the yahoo boxscore.  I am beyond fucking words right now.  I would go out and flip some power lines and trees over, but the storms today already did that.  I've never had any kids, but I'm sure it won't be this exciting.  


Prove it.

Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Wheezer on September 14, 2008, 09:57:31 PM
If this baseball thing doesn't work out, I can envision a bright future with the Holy See.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Eli on September 14, 2008, 09:57:41 PM
(http://assets.espn.go.com/media/apphoto/dd42ffc4-4c62-40f0-a197-e5bccfca66d8.jpg)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 14, 2008, 09:58:14 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 14, 2008, 09:52:11 PM
Lost in the hoopla: isn't it true that tonight, Zambrano has set a major-league record by getting a hit in 14 consecutive starts?



No. He went 0-2 in his last start vs. Houston on 9/2. He started a new streak tonight.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Jim Edmonds on September 14, 2008, 09:58:26 PM
FANTASTICO!
(http://i29.tinypic.com/2134t9g.jpg)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Mike Douche on September 14, 2008, 09:59:18 PM
Quote from: RV on September 14, 2008, 09:43:19 PM
Carlos is the fucking man. And he did it on Fat Pants' mound too. How wonderfully awesome.

And I'd like to give some credit to a wise man named Mike D who predicted a Cubs September no-hitter about a month ago. Anything else you'd like to predict, Huey?

Wow.  I didn't think anyone would remember that.  I  just got back from the Shoutbox lamenting as much.

My other prediction was that the Cubs would finish the week 4-1 or 5-0.  Instead, they went 3-0.  Fuck you, Ike!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on September 14, 2008, 09:59:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 14, 2008, 09:57:41 PM
(http://assets.espn.go.com/media/apphoto/dd42ffc4-4c62-40f0-a197-e5bccfca66d8.jpg)

I totally understand this Kurt Evans photoshop!!!!

And I approve this message.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: powen01 on September 14, 2008, 10:01:32 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 14, 2008, 09:56:32 PM
Quote from: powen01 on September 14, 2008, 09:55:41 PM
My boner put a hole in the roof of the Starbucks.  I was stuck watching the yahoo boxscore.  I am beyond fucking words right now.  I would go out and flip some power lines and trees over, but the storms today already did that.  I've never had any kids, but I'm sure it won't be this exciting.  


Prove it.



I'm sterile.

That's what I tell all the baby mama's...
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Taylor2 on September 14, 2008, 10:03:04 PM
http://www.crawfishboxes.com/2008/9/14/614270/chicago-cubs-vs-houston-as#comments (http://www.crawfishboxes.com/2008/9/14/614270/chicago-cubs-vs-houston-as#comments)

QuoteFirst Cubs no-hitter since 1972

Put an asterisk by it. Astros were not mentally ready to play.

Astros fan for life

by Joe in Birmingham on Sep 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 rec

Fuck you Joe. And the rest of the whiny Houston bitches.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: TRSlyder on September 14, 2008, 10:04:37 PM
That kicked major hiney. the Brewers not only lost two games in one day, but had to watch Zambrano throw a no-hitter in their ballpark!! Ha haha ha. That's fucking hilarious. I'm also glad for Soto, catching a no-hitter as a rookie is pretty damn impressive. Great fucking day for the Cubs.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Jon on September 14, 2008, 10:05:42 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on September 14, 2008, 10:03:04 PM
http://www.crawfishboxes.com/2008/9/14/614270/chicago-cubs-vs-houston-as#comments (http://www.crawfishboxes.com/2008/9/14/614270/chicago-cubs-vs-houston-as#comments)

QuoteFirst Cubs no-hitter since 1972

Put an asterisk by it. Astros were not mentally ready to play.

Astros fan for life

by Joe in Birmingham on Sep 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 rec

Fuck you Joe. And the rest of the whiny Houston bitches.

What bullshit that is. Like the Cubs weren't being jerked around too.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Poon on September 14, 2008, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 14, 2008, 09:59:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 14, 2008, 09:57:41 PM
(http://assets.espn.go.com/media/apphoto/dd42ffc4-4c62-40f0-a197-e5bccfca66d8.jpg)

I totally understand this Kurt Evans photoshop!!!!

And I approve this message.

Back at ya Z!

(http://www.drunkerthan.com/upload/thumbs/1169531243/Profile/BuddyChrist.jpg)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: TRSlyder on September 14, 2008, 10:10:51 PM
lol. I had a brief thing on my blog about Z's no hitter, and I use stat counter so I can track all of my traffic. So far I've had like 10 hits from google, and the last three hits (all from different people in diff. parts of the country) typed in "Santo" somewhere along with "Zambrano no hitter". That's fucking awesome. Gotta love Ron.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 14, 2008, 10:11:00 PM
I didn't think it was possible, but after the South Side Bitches, I think I may hate the Trolls more than any other team, even the Cardinals. Fuck the Trolls and Drayton McLane's Big Fat Wallet.

Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Al Yellon on September 14, 2008, 10:12:50 PM
Quote from: TRSlyder on September 14, 2008, 10:10:51 PM
lol. I had a brief thing on my blog about Z's no hitter, and I use stat counter so I can track all of my traffic. So far I've had like 10 hits from google, and the last three hits (all from different people in diff. parts of the country) typed in "Santo" somewhere along with "Zambrano no hitter". That's fucking awesome. Gotta love Ron.

By: Chuck Dickens, chuckdickens@chuckdickens.com

Really? That's fascinating. You have a blog? I would certainly like to know more.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: TRSlyder on September 14, 2008, 10:15:34 PM
Dude, that's killer material. You should take that stuff on the road. Seriously.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: TJ on September 14, 2008, 10:17:23 PM
Quote from: TRSlyder on September 14, 2008, 10:15:34 PM
Dude, that's killer material. You should take that stuff on the road. Seriously.

He has. To Cleveland, Iowa City, Chicago, and back. He's a GRIT-ty blogger, that ChuckD.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: DPappy on September 14, 2008, 10:19:52 PM
Thanks for letting me see a no hitter in person, Ike!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: LoneStarCubFan on September 14, 2008, 10:20:57 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 14, 2008, 10:05:42 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on September 14, 2008, 10:03:04 PM
http://www.crawfishboxes.com/2008/9/14/614270/chicago-cubs-vs-houston-as#comments (http://www.crawfishboxes.com/2008/9/14/614270/chicago-cubs-vs-houston-as#comments)

QuoteFirst Cubs no-hitter since 1972

Put an asterisk by it. Astros were not mentally ready to play.

Astros fan for life

by Joe in Birmingham on Sep 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 rec

Fuck you Joe. And the rest of the whiny Houston bitches.

What bullshit that is. Like the Cubs weren't being jerked around too.

I joined so I could post a message for Joe:

Dear Joe:
If Drayton McLane wasn't a cheap soulless asshole your team would flown to Milwaukee on Thursday night and the series would have started on Friday like it should have.

by LoneStarCubFan on Sep 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT   up   reply   actions   0 recs
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 14, 2008, 10:21:32 PM

Only Z could fuck Houston up worse than a hurricane.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Wheezer on September 14, 2008, 10:22:27 PM
Quote from: Poon on September 14, 2008, 10:08:05 PM
Back at ya Z!

(http://www.drunkerthan.com/upload/thumbs/1169531243/Profile/BuddyChrist.jpg)

There is no need for the Gnostic heresy.  Try Saint Rita.

(http://www.catholictradition.org/Cascia/rita-7.jpg)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Al Yellon on September 14, 2008, 10:23:33 PM
Quote from: TJ on September 14, 2008, 10:17:23 PM
Quote from: TRSlyder on September 14, 2008, 10:15:34 PM
Dude, that's killer material. You should take that stuff on the road. Seriously.

He has. To Cleveland, Iowa City, Chicago, and back. He's a GRIT-ty blogger, that ChuckD.

I hope to incorporate monkeys in to my act soon. It'll be groundbreaking.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: HCASB on September 14, 2008, 10:29:31 PM
Simply put: fuck everyone who's not happy about this.  Astro fans, Brewer fans, whoever.  Fuck 'em all.  If I had the time and the financial wherewithal I'd mail each and every one of them a high-res picture of my balls.

Big Z kicks ass.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Waco Kid on September 14, 2008, 10:36:07 PM
BIG FUCKING Z
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Neifilicious on September 14, 2008, 10:39:16 PM
Fuck.  I was watching foosball the whole time and didn't even know it happened.  Fuckity fuck fuck.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: thehawk on September 14, 2008, 10:43:31 PM
You always figured that every time that Z went out there, he could throw the no hitter.  Well, every time except the time he hasn't pitched in 12 days after getting a cortisone shot, when he has to pitch against Houston.  In Milwaukee.

I love this game.  I love this team.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: 5laky on September 14, 2008, 10:44:31 PM
That is one hell of a birthday present. Thank you Z! Now I can say a saw a no-hitter and a Cubs World Series Championship in the same season.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Taylor2 on September 14, 2008, 11:00:36 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=280914118 (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=280914118)


QuoteZambrano began the ninth by getting Humberto Quintero to ground out on one pitch -- it was his 100th of the game. After pinch-hitter Jose Castillo also grounded out, Erstad chased a full-count pitch low-and-away for Zambrano's first shutout since 2004.

With his jersey untucked, Zambrano paraded triumphantly through a series of interviews in front of the Cubs dugout, then waved to the still-cheering crowd as he walked down the steps.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: 5laky on September 14, 2008, 11:16:15 PM
Quote"It was a long travel day and Hurricane Ike," Astros manager Cecil Cooper said. "That's what I put it on. That and having two days off. I'm not saying he wasn't good."

Cecil, you classy bastard!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: BichetteHappens on September 14, 2008, 11:36:28 PM
Or maybe the Asstrolls fucking suck, and their recent stretch of playing out of their minds is in no way indicative of how good they really are. (Which they arent. At all)

Cecil and Drayton, suck one.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: HCASB on September 14, 2008, 11:51:49 PM
The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: JakeD on September 15, 2008, 12:04:50 AM
I know this has been done with Lou and Andy has the line on the home page but wanted to take a shot at it:

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z262/jiml60/Z_interesting_man.jpg)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 15, 2008, 02:19:12 AM
Could someone post the link to the Zambrano "Fantastico" video again? Thanks.

Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: BC on September 15, 2008, 02:31:22 AM
I didn't get to see or hear the game due to work, but I have seen the highlights and Zambrano was truly nasty tonight. Len had a nice call as well, haven't heard Pat and Ron's yet but I will get to it shortly...
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Cade on September 15, 2008, 03:24:55 AM
I just watched the highlights, Z was dealing.  I don't give a shit what Cecil or the Houston fans think.  73 out of 110 pitches were strikes.  He hit 98 in the 1st and stayed mid 90's with his fastball throughout the game.  His slider was on.  Regardless of where this game was played, that kind of stuff gives Z a good chance of throwing a no hitter.

Had Mr. Moneybags (and Selig) not been such a douche, the game could have been played elsewhere.  Z still would have been covered in steak sauce and win.

Also, Sweet Uncle Lou is a smart man:
Quote"We were talking before the ballgame about 90 pitches," Piniella said of the limit for Zambrano, "but I told [bench coach Alan Trammell], 'If he's got to come out of the game, you go get him. I'm not.'"


Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: TDubbs on September 15, 2008, 05:15:49 AM
I love it how everybody that was crying and bitching last week about how they're not going to make the playoffs and how they hate this team and they're choking and all that bullshit now thinks they're the gretest team in history and blah blah blah.  Fuck the Astros and fuck you ledge jumpers.  Go back out there where you belong.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Tonker on September 15, 2008, 07:25:56 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 15, 2008, 05:15:49 AM
I love it how everybody that was crying and bitching last week about how they're not going to make the playoffs and how they hate this team and they're choking and all that bullshit now thinks they're the gretest team in history and blah blah blah.  Fuck the Astros and fuck you ledge jumpers.  Go back out there where you belong.

Hear-de-fucking-hear.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on September 15, 2008, 08:08:48 AM
We should all just realize it's Z's game and we should feel lucky we're allowed to watch.

There are times when Z has had no-hit stuff before...all he needed was time.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: hammerman on September 15, 2008, 08:16:28 AM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 15, 2008, 02:19:12 AM
Could someone post the link to the Zambrano "Fantastico" video again? Thanks.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDZPN0mjaAA

Gasolina, baby.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on September 15, 2008, 08:30:25 AM
Shoulda been there...shoulda been there....shoulda been there....if I fucking KNEW what a 'check valve' was, I woulda made sure my house HAD one, so I wouldn't had a basement full of water, so I woulda been in beer town, so I coulda watched DEEZ NUTTS...

The World's Most Interesting Man on Tendinitis.....

...No.

Stay Thirsty, My Friends
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on September 15, 2008, 10:25:50 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 15, 2008, 07:25:56 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 15, 2008, 05:15:49 AM
I love it how everybody that was crying and bitching last week about how they're not going to make the playoffs and how they hate this team and they're choking and all that bullshit now thinks they're the gretest team in history and blah blah blah.  Fuck the Astros and fuck you ledge jumpers.  Go back out there where you belong.

Hear-de-fucking-hear.

Ditto.  I never even went to the window sill.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Jon on September 15, 2008, 10:32:15 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 15, 2008, 10:25:50 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 15, 2008, 07:25:56 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 15, 2008, 05:15:49 AM
I love it how everybody that was crying and bitching last week about how they're not going to make the playoffs and how they hate this team and they're choking and all that bullshit now thinks they're the gretest team in history and blah blah blah.  Fuck the Astros and fuck you ledge jumpers.  Go back out there where you belong.

Hear-de-fucking-hear.

Ditto.  I never even went to the window sill.
Tritto. I got frustrated, but I never lost sight of the fact this is The Best Cubs Team of My Life.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Thrillho on September 15, 2008, 10:33:23 AM
Quote from: I like Jubblies on September 14, 2008, 10:39:16 PM
Fuck.  I was watching foosball the whole time and didn't even know it happened.  Fuckity fuck fuck.

I'm laughing.

At you.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Kerm on September 15, 2008, 11:02:08 AM
Quote from: HCASB on September 14, 2008, 11:51:49 PM
The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.

And, Jake, the Carlos picture is awesome.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on September 15, 2008, 11:04:27 AM
Quote from: Kerm on September 15, 2008, 11:02:08 AM
Quote from: HCASB on September 14, 2008, 11:51:49 PM
The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.


Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Jon on September 15, 2008, 11:06:56 AM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on September 15, 2008, 11:04:27 AM
Quote from: Kerm on September 15, 2008, 11:02:08 AM
Quote from: HCASB on September 14, 2008, 11:51:49 PM
The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.


Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

Sloth is right.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Philberto on September 15, 2008, 11:49:38 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 15, 2008, 05:15:49 AM
I love it how everybody that was crying and bitching last week about how they're not going to make the playoffs and how they hate this team and they're choking and all that bullshit now thinks they're the gretest team in history and blah blah blah.  Fuck the Astros and fuck you ledge jumpers.  Go back out there where you belong.

That's the main reason I made sure to not freak out about last week's little lapse.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Eli on September 15, 2008, 11:51:52 AM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on September 15, 2008, 11:04:27 AM
Quote from: Kerm on September 15, 2008, 11:02:08 AM
Quote from: HCASB on September 14, 2008, 11:51:49 PM
The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.


Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

I don't know if it's that good.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Oleg on September 15, 2008, 12:15:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 15, 2008, 11:51:52 AM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on September 15, 2008, 11:04:27 AM
Quote from: Kerm on September 15, 2008, 11:02:08 AM
Quote from: HCASB on September 14, 2008, 11:51:49 PM
The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.


Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

I don't know if it's that good.

Hey.  Captain Killjoy?  Go kill a buzz soemwhere else!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on September 15, 2008, 12:44:00 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 15, 2008, 12:15:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 15, 2008, 11:51:52 AM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on September 15, 2008, 11:04:27 AM
Quote from: Kerm on September 15, 2008, 11:02:08 AM
Quote from: HCASB on September 14, 2008, 11:51:49 PM
The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.


Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

I don't know if it's that good.

Hey.  Captain Killjoy?  Go kill a buzz soemwhere else!

Thanks, man.  And for the record, I never thought you were THAT short.  I mean, not clinically short or anything like that.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Eli on September 15, 2008, 01:01:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 15, 2008, 12:15:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 15, 2008, 11:51:52 AM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on September 15, 2008, 11:04:27 AM
Quote from: Kerm on September 15, 2008, 11:02:08 AM
Quote from: HCASB on September 14, 2008, 11:51:49 PM
The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.


Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

I don't know if it's that good.

Hey.  Captain Killjoy?  Go kill a buzz soemwhere else!

I'm only filling my job description.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Thrillho on September 15, 2008, 01:08:15 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 15, 2008, 01:01:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 15, 2008, 12:15:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 15, 2008, 11:51:52 AM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on September 15, 2008, 11:04:27 AM
Quote from: Kerm on September 15, 2008, 11:02:08 AM
Quote from: HCASB on September 14, 2008, 11:51:49 PM
The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.


Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

I don't know if it's that good.

Hey.  Captain Killjoy?  Go kill a buzz soemwhere else!

I'm only filling my job description.

Quiet, Eli, or I'll bust you down to captain so fast it'll make your hat spin.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on September 15, 2008, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on September 15, 2008, 01:08:15 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 15, 2008, 01:01:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 15, 2008, 12:15:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 15, 2008, 11:51:52 AM
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on September 15, 2008, 11:04:27 AM
Quote from: Kerm on September 15, 2008, 11:02:08 AM
Quote from: HCASB on September 14, 2008, 11:51:49 PM
The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.


Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

I don't know if it's that good.

Hey.  Captain Killjoy?  Go kill a buzz soemwhere else!

I'm only filling my job description.

Quiet, Eli, or I'll bust you down to captain so fast it'll make your hat spin.

Chief, I already am a captain.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Pre on September 15, 2008, 10:06:05 PM

Word on the street is WGN will be replaying Z's no hitter friday night.  I will have the DVR going for sure.

Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: TDubbs on September 16, 2008, 05:19:32 AM
Quote from: Pre on September 15, 2008, 10:06:05 PM

Word on the street is WGN will be replaying Z's no hitter friday night.  I will have the DVR going for sure.



Thanks for the update Pre.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Wampa on September 17, 2008, 07:08:56 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 16, 2008, 05:19:32 AM
Quote from: Pre on September 15, 2008, 10:06:05 PM

Word on the street is WGN will be replaying Z's no hitter friday night.  I will have the DVR going for sure.



Thanks for the update Pre.

Friday night @ 10P
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.

Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Mike Douche on September 19, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



You have a mental illness and I feel sorry for you.

Good luck.  Seriously.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: LoneStarCubFan on September 19, 2008, 02:39:04 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



Relax. It's just one game.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on September 19, 2008, 03:04:51 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on September 19, 2008, 02:39:04 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



Relax. It's just one game.

In addition to that, I don't think the players care that much about the regular season anymore.  It is approaching fait accompli status with regards to the division.  Their minds are elsewhere.

Plus, there was bound to be added pressure on Z coming off the no-no.

I still remain comfortably perched inside my apartment.  In fact the window is closed, the blinds are drawn, and the ledge is out of view.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: PenFoe on September 19, 2008, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



Maybe I don't understand what all or nothing means, but I don't think it means 32-18 with a 3.70 ERA, a .235 BAA and a 1.30 WHIP

Maybe I'm just an idiot though.

Oh no wait...that's you.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Mike Douche on September 19, 2008, 03:27:47 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 19, 2008, 03:04:51 PM
I still remain comfortably perched inside my apartment.  In fact the window is closed, the blinds are drawn, and the ledge is out of view.

I haven't been on the ledge all season.  The only time I even thought about gazing toward the window was during that late July series against Florida.  Milwaukee had tied the Cubs, and were winning their Sunday game while the Cubs were down five zip to Florida.  The Cubs came back to win, Milwaukee spit the bit, and then the Cubs swept the Brewers.  I believe Andy wrote a Dose about this back when it happened.  No really.

Since then, I've been fartin' in silk, without a care in the world, just waiting for October.  You "gutless cocksucker" types are a rather sorry bunch.

Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



You have a mental illness and I feel sorry for you.

Good luck.  Seriously.

Goddammit, what is your fucking problem, bitch? Enough is enough, you feel the need to attack people on this site due to some fucking agenda or whatever, most people came here to talk about, rave about, and yes, bitch about, the Cubs. I don't come here to get attacked with every damn post I make from some fuckhead with a Cardinals logo for god's sake.

Where did I say anything about some fucking pussy named "Mike D" in my post? But that's OK, you can begin ranting on someone without provocation, and I'm sure some of your like-minded little bitches can be nice and smarmy and jump in, too.

You want to play personal games, fine, that's what the other thread is for. Otherwise, keep it out of other threads on a CUBS FAN SITE, is that so damn hard for you? ASSHOLE.

Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Mike Douche on September 19, 2008, 03:31:13 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



You have a mental illness and I feel sorry for you.

Good luck.  Seriously.

Goddammit, what is your fucking problem, bitch? Enough is enough, you feel the need to attack people on this site due to some fucking agenda or whatever, most people came here to talk about, rave about, and yes, bitch about, the Cubs. I don't come here to get attacked with every damn post I make from some fuckhead with a Cardinals logo for god's sake.

Where did I say anything about some fucking pussy named "Mike D" in my post? But that's OK, you can begin ranting on someone without provocation, and I'm sure some of your like-minded little bitches can be nice and smarmy and jump in, too.

You want to play personal games, fine, that's what the other thread is for. Otherwise, keep it out of other threads on a CUBS FAN SITE, is that so damn hard for you? ASSHOLE.



Your idiocy makes my brain melt and that upsets me.

Just thought I should say something.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Al Czervik on September 19, 2008, 03:44:26 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 03:31:13 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



You have a mental illness and I feel sorry for you.

Good luck.  Seriously.

Goddammit, what is your fucking problem, bitch? Enough is enough, you feel the need to attack people on this site due to some fucking agenda or whatever, most people came here to talk about, rave about, and yes, bitch about, the Cubs. I don't come here to get attacked with every damn post I make from some fuckhead with a Cardinals logo for god's sake.

Where did I say anything about some fucking pussy named "Mike D" in my post? But that's OK, you can begin ranting on someone without provocation, and I'm sure some of your like-minded little bitches can be nice and smarmy and jump in, too.

You want to play personal games, fine, that's what the other thread is for. Otherwise, keep it out of other threads on a CUBS FAN SITE, is that so damn hard for you? ASSHOLE.



Your idiocy makes my brain melt and that upsets me.

Just thought I should say something.

You can't BOTH show up at the Desipio Christmas party now.  It'd be too awkward.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: LoneStarCubFan on September 19, 2008, 03:49:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 19, 2008, 03:04:51 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on September 19, 2008, 02:39:04 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



Relax. It's just one game.

In addition to that, I don't think the players care that much about the regular season anymore.  It is approaching fait accompli status with regards to the division.  Their minds are elsewhere.

Plus, there was bound to be added pressure on Z coming off the no-no.

I still remain comfortably perched inside my apartment.  In fact the window is closed, the blinds are drawn, and the ledge is out of view.

You really ought to get out and get some sun. It's not healthy to sit around in a dark apartment like that.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Kerm on September 19, 2008, 04:07:04 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on September 19, 2008, 02:39:04 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



Relax. It's just one game.

When LoneStar tells you to keep things in perspective, it's probably time to take stock of your life.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: theoneandonlyjim on September 19, 2008, 04:30:21 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 03:31:13 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



Good luck.  Seriously.

Goddammit, what is your fucking problem, bitch? Enough is enough, you feel the need to attack people on this site due to some fucking agenda or whatever, most people came here to talk about, rave about, and yes, bitch about, the Cubs. I don't come here to get attacked with every damn post I make from some fuckhead with a Cardinals logo for god's sake.

Where did I say anything about some fucking pussy named "Mike D" in my post? But that's OK, you can begin ranting on someone without provocation, and I'm sure some of your like-minded little bitches can be nice and smarmy and jump in, too.

You want to play personal games, fine, that's what the other thread is for. Otherwise, keep it out of other threads on a CUBS FAN SITE, is that so damn hard for you? ASSHOLE.



Your idiocy makes my brain melt and that upsets me.

Just thought I should say something.

I don't know what's worse, PPE's hyperreactive ledge jumping or your constant bullying assholism towards people you don't agree with.  You must be a fucking peach to be around.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Mike Douche on September 19, 2008, 04:42:22 PM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on September 19, 2008, 04:30:21 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 03:31:13 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



Good luck.  Seriously.

Goddammit, what is your fucking problem, bitch? Enough is enough, you feel the need to attack people on this site due to some fucking agenda or whatever, most people came here to talk about, rave about, and yes, bitch about, the Cubs. I don't come here to get attacked with every damn post I make from some fuckhead with a Cardinals logo for god's sake.

Where did I say anything about some fucking pussy named "Mike D" in my post? But that's OK, you can begin ranting on someone without provocation, and I'm sure some of your like-minded little bitches can be nice and smarmy and jump in, too.

You want to play personal games, fine, that's what the other thread is for. Otherwise, keep it out of other threads on a CUBS FAN SITE, is that so damn hard for you? ASSHOLE.



Your idiocy makes my brain melt and that upsets me.

Just thought I should say something.

I don't know what's worse, PPE's hyperreactive ledge jumping or your constant bullying assholism towards people you don't agree with.  You must be a fucking peach to be around.

Oh I am.  Ask my probation officer.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Oleg on September 19, 2008, 04:53:04 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on September 19, 2008, 03:49:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 19, 2008, 03:04:51 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on September 19, 2008, 02:39:04 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



Relax. It's just one game.

In addition to that, I don't think the players care that much about the regular season anymore.  It is approaching fait accompli status with regards to the division.  Their minds are elsewhere.

Plus, there was bound to be added pressure on Z coming off the no-no.

I still remain comfortably perched inside my apartment.  In fact the window is closed, the blinds are drawn, and the ledge is out of view.

You really ought to get out and get some sun. It's not healthy to sit around in a dark apartment mother's basement like that.

We all know that's what Gil really meant by apartment'd.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 19, 2008, 04:55:54 PM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on September 19, 2008, 04:30:21 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 03:31:13 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



Good luck.  Seriously.

Goddammit, what is your fucking problem, bitch? Enough is enough, you feel the need to attack people on this site due to some fucking agenda or whatever, most people came here to talk about, rave about, and yes, bitch about, the Cubs. I don't come here to get attacked with every damn post I make from some fuckhead with a Cardinals logo for god's sake.

Where did I say anything about some fucking pussy named "Mike D" in my post? But that's OK, you can begin ranting on someone without provocation, and I'm sure some of your like-minded little bitches can be nice and smarmy and jump in, too.

You want to play personal games, fine, that's what the other thread is for. Otherwise, keep it out of other threads on a CUBS FAN SITE, is that so damn hard for you? ASSHOLE.



Your idiocy makes my brain melt and that upsets me.

Just thought I should say something.

I don't know what's worse, PPE's hyperreactive ledge jumping or your constant bullying assholism towards people you don't agree with.  You must be a fucking peach to be around.

He's a fucking dick. That's why he fits in so well with the rest of us.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Gil Gunderson on September 19, 2008, 05:26:36 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 19, 2008, 04:53:04 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on September 19, 2008, 03:49:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 19, 2008, 03:04:51 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on September 19, 2008, 02:39:04 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



Relax. It's just one game.

In addition to that, I don't think the players care that much about the regular season anymore.  It is approaching fait accompli status with regards to the division.  Their minds are elsewhere.

Plus, there was bound to be added pressure on Z coming off the no-no.

I still remain comfortably perched inside my apartment.  In fact the window is closed, the blinds are drawn, and the ledge is out of view.

You really ought to get out and get some sun. It's not healthy to sit around in a dark apartment mother's basement like that.

We all know that's what Gil really meant by apartment'd.

Shut up, shut up, shut up.

To clarify, how about "shithole Pissburgh apartment?"
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Kerm on September 19, 2008, 05:34:19 PM
Bwuce Levine said that Z had to fly down to Venezuela Wednesday for his grandmother's funeral, and didn't get back in until late last night.  Apparently, his legs were pretty cramped from the flight, which helps explain some of the debacle of his start.  It DOESN'T explain why Marshall didn't just take the start (although maybe Z forced Lou to start him).
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Al Czervik on September 19, 2008, 06:13:25 PM
Quote from: Kerm on September 19, 2008, 05:34:19 PM
Bwuce Levine said that Z had to fly down to Venezuela Wednesday for his grandmother's funeral, and didn't get back in until late last night.  Apparently, his legs were pretty cramped from the flight, which helps explain some of the debacle of his start.  It DOESN'T explain why Marshall didn't just take the start (although maybe Z forced Lou to start him).

Was Z flying coach?  Big guy should be flying on someone's jet.  Doesn't someone have a private jet for the kid?  John Cusack?  Eddie Vedder?  Mark Cuban? 

Marshall should have been given the start.  The result may have been the same minus the aggravation.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Mike Douche on September 19, 2008, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on September 19, 2008, 04:30:21 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 03:31:13 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



Good luck.  Seriously.

Goddammit, what is your fucking problem, bitch? Enough is enough, you feel the need to attack people on this site due to some fucking agenda or whatever, most people came here to talk about, rave about, and yes, bitch about, the Cubs. I don't come here to get attacked with every damn post I make from some fuckhead with a Cardinals logo for god's sake.

Where did I say anything about some fucking pussy named "Mike D" in my post? But that's OK, you can begin ranting on someone without provocation, and I'm sure some of your like-minded little bitches can be nice and smarmy and jump in, too.

You want to play personal games, fine, that's what the other thread is for. Otherwise, keep it out of other threads on a CUBS FAN SITE, is that so damn hard for you? ASSHOLE.



Your idiocy makes my brain melt and that upsets me.

Just thought I should say something.

I don't know what's worse, PPE's hyperreactive ledge jumping or your constant bullying assholism towards people you don't agree with.  You must be a fucking peach to be around.

Upon some reflection--and a few cold ones--I take exception to the fact that I disagreed with PPE.  As far as his central point goes, I've been as critical of Z as anyone. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6241.msg144761#msg144761)
 
The issue is not that I disagree with PPE.  I'm just annoyed by his petulant, impulsive manner in which he delivers it.  I know.  I know--that's PPE's schtick. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=1416.0)  Him and I go back to the beginning of this messageboard and he's made me laugh on many occassions.  All the more reason for me to be kind of taken aback by his sudden sensitivity to my ball-busting.  One would think a guy who talks as much as shit as he does wouldn't be bothered by my "bullying" as you put it.

I'll shut the fuck up now, I promise.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Andy on September 19, 2008, 10:27:07 PM
Ladies, take it outside.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: TJ on September 19, 2008, 11:01:44 PM
Z might have looked terrible earlier today, but this 10 pm start really suits him well.  He's retired the first 6 batters he's faced.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: powen01 on September 19, 2008, 11:24:07 PM
Quote from: TJ on September 19, 2008, 11:01:44 PM
Z might have looked terrible earlier today, but this 10 pm start really suits him well.  He's retired the first 6 batters he's faced.

He's mowing bitches down.  I wonder what would have happened if this game were being played in Houston?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: CT II on September 20, 2008, 12:02:15 AM
Quote from: powen01 on September 19, 2008, 11:24:07 PM
Quote from: TJ on September 19, 2008, 11:01:44 PM
Z might have looked terrible earlier today, but this 10 pm start really suits him well.  He's retired the first 6 batters he's faced.

He's mowing bitches down.  I wonder what would have happened if this game were being played in Houston?

Double no-hitter.

With no power, the visibility would have been at an all-time low.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Waco Kid on September 20, 2008, 07:38:54 AM
Quote from: powen01 on September 19, 2008, 11:24:07 PM
Quote from: TJ on September 19, 2008, 11:01:44 PM
Z might have looked terrible earlier today, but this 10 pm start really suits him well.  He's retired the first 6 batters he's faced.

He's mowing bitches down.  I wonder what would have happened if this game were being played in Houston?

It would have been if Bud wasn't such an Astros and America hater.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 20, 2008, 08:08:32 AM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.



You have a mental illness and I feel sorry for you.

Good luck.  Seriously.

Goddammit, what is your fucking problem, bitch? Enough is enough, you feel the need to attack people on this site due to some fucking agenda or whatever, most people came here to talk about, rave about, and yes, bitch about, the Cubs. I don't come here to get attacked with every damn post I make from some fuckhead with a Cardinals logo for god's sake.

Where did I say anything about some fucking pussy named "Mike D" in my post? But that's OK, you can begin ranting on someone without provocation, and I'm sure some of your like-minded little bitches can be nice and smarmy and jump in, too.

You want to play personal games, fine, that's what the other thread is for. Otherwise, keep it out of other threads on a CUBS FAN SITE, is that so damn hard for you? ASSHOLE.



(http://orangecow.org/pythonet/fishwanda/pictures/wanda155.jpg)

"ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!"
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 20, 2008, 08:48:37 AM
(http://www.maximonline.com/articles/images/7465/Roman_Moroni.jpg)

Fargin' iceholes!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Mike Douche on September 20, 2008, 09:22:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2008, 08:48:37 AM
(http://www.maximonline.com/articles/images/7465/Roman_Moroni.jpg)

Fargin' iceholes!

What does Jose Valentin have to do with any of this?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Thrillho on September 20, 2008, 11:13:05 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 10:06:06 PM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on September 19, 2008, 04:30:21 PM
I don't know what's worse, PPE's hyperreactive ledge jumping or your constant bullying assholism towards people you don't agree with.  You must be a fucking peach to be around.

Upon some reflection--and a few cold ones--I take exception to the fact that I disagreed with PPE.  As far as his central point goes, I've been as critical of Z as anyone. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6241.msg144761#msg144761)
 
The issue is not that I disagree with PPE.  I'm just annoyed by his petulant, impulsive manner in which he delivers it.  I know.  I know--that's PPE's schtick. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=1416.0)  Him and I go back to the beginning of this messageboard and he's made me laugh on many occassions.  All the more reason for me to be kind of taken aback by his sudden sensitivity to my ball-busting.  One would think a guy who talks as much as shit as he does wouldn't be bothered by my "bullying" as you put it.

I'll shut the fuck up now, I promise.

Don't worry about it, Mike.

You were just sayin' what everyone was thinkin'. Namely...

Quote from: Mike D on September 19, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
[PPE has] a mental illness...

As was confirmed in short order by...

Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Goddammit, what is your fucking problem, bitch? Enough is enough, you feel the need to attack people on this site due to some fucking agenda or whatever, most people came here to talk about, rave about, and yes, bitch about, the Cubs. I don't come here to get attacked with every damn post I make from some fuckhead with a Cardinals logo for god's sake.

Where did I say anything about some fucking pussy named "Mike D" in my post? But that's OK, you can begin ranting on someone without provocation, and I'm sure some of your like-minded little bitches can be nice and smarmy and jump in, too.

You want to play personal games, fine, that's what the other thread is for. Otherwise, keep it out of other threads on a CUBS FAN SITE, is that so damn hard for you? ASSHOLE.

"Some fuckhead with a Cardinals logo"?

Seriously?

Jerry: He took you to Rage-aholics? Why?
George: Probably because this whole Universe is against me!
Jerry: You've got a little rage.
George: I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Thrillho on September 20, 2008, 11:15:17 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2008, 08:48:37 AM
(http://www.maximonline.com/articles/images/7465/Roman_Moroni.jpg)

Fargin' iceholes!

Whoa...

Quote from: powen01 on August 06, 2008, 12:44:18 AM
Everyone man should have a mustache once in their life:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3005/2737963274_022764da98.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: morpheus on September 20, 2008, 04:13:53 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on September 20, 2008, 11:15:17 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2008, 08:48:37 AM
(http://www.maximonline.com/articles/images/7465/Roman_Moroni.jpg)

Fargin' iceholes!

Whoa...

Quote from: powen01 on August 06, 2008, 12:44:18 AM
Everyone man should have a mustache once in their life:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3005/2737963274_022764da98.jpg?v=0)
This.  Many, many times, this.  Wow.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: flannj on September 30, 2008, 12:24:28 PM
From today's Trib...

The fan file
Tribune staff report
September 30, 2008
Al Yellon, 51, founder and

editor-in-chief of bleedcubbieblue.com

Why he loves the Cubs: I grew up in the era of Ron Santo and Billy Williams and Ernie Banks and all those great players, and we all kind of got hooked thinking they were gonna win, and they didn't and then it was too late. We were all hooked. I was anyway at least.

Favorite Cubs moment: Seeing Carlos Zambrano's no-hitter a couple of weeks ago has to rate as tops.


http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-wildpitch-fans-yellonsep30,0,2474697.story (http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-wildpitch-fans-yellonsep30,0,2474697.story)

Wait... If this is Al, shouldn't the Cubs have lost Z's no hitter?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 30, 2008, 12:32:15 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 30, 2008, 12:24:28 PM
From today's Trib...

The fan file
Tribune staff report
September 30, 2008
Al Yellon, 51, founder and

editor-in-chief of bleedcubbieblue.com

Why he loves the Cubs: I grew up in the era of Ron Santo and Billy Williams and Ernie Banks and all those great players, and we all kind of got hooked thinking they were gonna win, and they didn't and then it was too late. We were all hooked. I was anyway at least.

Favorite Cubs moment: Seeing Carlos Zambrano's no-hitter a couple of weeks ago has to rate as tops.


http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-wildpitch-fans-yellonsep30,0,2474697.story (http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-wildpitch-fans-yellonsep30,0,2474697.story)

Wait... If this is Al, shouldn't the Cubs have lost Z's no hitter?


I will never stop loving anyone who writes his own stuff calling himself "editor in chief"

What a fucking chode.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Thrillho on September 30, 2008, 12:46:44 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 30, 2008, 12:24:28 PM
...I grew up in the era of Ron Santo and Billy Williams and Ernie Banks and all those great players, and we all kind of got hooked thinking they were gonna win, and they didn't and then it was too late. We were all hooked. I was anyway at least....

This is the worst sentence I've read in ages, and I work with retards.*

*(I do not, in fact, work with retards. But I know a few from the internet.)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: 5laky on September 30, 2008, 01:00:18 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on September 30, 2008, 12:46:44 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 30, 2008, 12:24:28 PM
...I grew up in the era of Ron Santo and Billy Williams and Ernie Banks and all those great players, and we all kind of got hooked thinking they were gonna win, and they didn't and then it was too late. We were all hooked. I was anyway at least....

This is the worst sentence I've read in ages, and I work with retards.*

*(I do not, in fact, work with retards. But I know a few from the internet.)

...and?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: JD on September 30, 2008, 11:25:25 PM
Quote from: 5laky on September 30, 2008, 01:00:18 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on September 30, 2008, 12:46:44 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 30, 2008, 12:24:28 PM
...I grew up in the era of Ron Santo and Billy Williams and Ernie Banks and all those great players, and we all kind of got hooked thinking they were gonna win, and they didn't and then it was too late. We were all hooked. I was anyway at least....

This is the worst sentence I've read in ages, and I work with retards.*

*(I do not, in fact, work with retards. But I know a few from the internet.)

...and?

And I don't know what's wrong with the sentence because it has a capital letter at the beginning and there are sentence-joiners like and, then, they, and and, and then he has quite a few commas that let you know when to pause while reading.  Which leads to finally a period in the back. 

But, yeah, as an editor-in-chief or a website in which he apparently is the only writer, he's no match for the Assumptive Reader editor, and much better, too, than Al.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: BC on September 30, 2008, 11:30:27 PM
Quote from: JD on September 30, 2008, 11:25:25 PM
Quote from: 5laky on September 30, 2008, 01:00:18 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on September 30, 2008, 12:46:44 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 30, 2008, 12:24:28 PM
...I grew up in the era of Ron Santo and Billy Williams and Ernie Banks and all those great players, and we all kind of got hooked thinking they were gonna win, and they didn't and then it was too late. We were all hooked. I was anyway at least....

This is the worst sentence I've read in ages, and I work with retards.*

*(I do not, in fact, work with retards. But I know a few from the internet.)

...and?

And I don't know what's wrong with the sentence because it has a capital letter at the beginning and there are sentence-joiners like and, then, they, and and, and then he has quite a few commas that let you know when to pause while reading.  Which leads to finally a period in the back. 

But, yeah, as an editor-in-chief or a website in which he apparently is the only writer, he's no match for the Assumptive Reader editor, and much better, too, than Al.

When I was in college, one of my friends joked with me that I would never be anything in the journalism world until I could become a Senior Executive Managing Editor-In-Chief. This was before I switched my focus to radio, but I guess it would be a good goal. Or something, yada, yada, yada...
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Mike Douche on September 30, 2008, 11:52:35 PM
Quote from: BC on September 30, 2008, 11:30:27 PM
Quote from: JD on September 30, 2008, 11:25:25 PM
Quote from: 5laky on September 30, 2008, 01:00:18 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on September 30, 2008, 12:46:44 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 30, 2008, 12:24:28 PM
...I grew up in the era of Ron Santo and Billy Williams and Ernie Banks and all those great players, and we all kind of got hooked thinking they were gonna win, and they didn't and then it was too late. We were all hooked. I was anyway at least....

This is the worst sentence I've read in ages, and I work with retards.*

*(I do not, in fact, work with retards. But I know a few from the internet.)

...and?

And I don't know what's wrong with the sentence because it has a capital letter at the beginning and there are sentence-joiners like and, then, they, and and, and then he has quite a few commas that let you know when to pause while reading.  Which leads to finally a period in the back. 

But, yeah, as an editor-in-chief or a website in which he apparently is the only writer, he's no match for the Assumptive Reader editor, and much better, too, than Al.

When I was in college, one of my friends joked with me that I would never be anything in the journalism world until I could become a Senior Executive Managing Editor-In-Chief. This was before I switched my focus to radio, but I guess it would be a good goal. Or something, yada, yada, yada...

WHAT?

Seriously, you just killed my JD buzz.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Eli on October 01, 2008, 11:37:03 AM
Quote from: BC on September 30, 2008, 11:30:27 PM
When I was in college, one of my friends joked with me that I would never be anything in the journalism world until I could become a Senior Executive Managing Editor-In-Chief.

Your friend isn't very funny.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Al Czervik on October 01, 2008, 11:41:24 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 11:37:03 AM
Quote from: BC on September 30, 2008, 11:30:27 PM
When I was in college, one of my friends joked with me that I would never be anything in the journalism world until I could become a Senior Executive Managing Editor-In-Chief.

Your friend isn't very funny.

But he may be the first of MANY to deliver BC career advice he would later ignore.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on February 19, 2010, 07:14:02 AM
And so it begins.... (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-100218-dan-mcneil-cubs-column,0,3896814.column)

QuoteThe Cubs need a healthy Lilly as much as they need Carlos Zambrano to get his act together.

QuoteEven if Zambrano fit comfortably in 34-waist pants, I wouldn't trust him. The Cubs didn't in 2006 when they settled on a one-year deal to avoid arbitration with him before they caved and signed him to a long-term $91.5 million deal in August of 2007.

In the last three seasons, Lilly has won 44 games to Zambrano's 41, while both posted 26 losses. You can trust Lilly to pass on craving oohs and aahs from on-lookers with tape measure home runs in batting practice at Coors Field when he's nursing a bad back. He's compliant when he needs treatment.

Win thay gonna trade that spic bum!?Q?!!?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on February 19, 2010, 07:22:18 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 19, 2010, 07:14:02 AM
And so it begins.... (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-100218-dan-mcneil-cubs-column,0,3896814.column)

QuoteThe Cubs need a healthy Lilly as much as they need Carlos Zambrano to get his act together.

QuoteEven if Zambrano fit comfortably in 34-waist pants, I wouldn't trust him. The Cubs didn't in 2006 when they settled on a one-year deal to avoid arbitration with him before they caved and signed him to a long-term $91.5 million deal in August of 2007.

In the last three seasons, Lilly has won 44 games to Zambrano's 41, while both posted 26 losses. You can trust Lilly to pass on craving oohs and aahs from on-lookers with tape measure home runs in batting practice at Coors Field when he's nursing a bad back. He's compliant when he needs treatment.

Win thay gonna trade that spic bum!?Q?!!?

I guess I should also point a couple other things out:
QuoteAnd the pressure is on Zambrano now more than ever. The staff is missing its most-prized asset until at least May. Tom Gorzelanny, Sean Marshall, Jeff Samardzija (who's still learning on the job) and maybe the reborn Carlos Silva are vying for spots in Lou Piniella's rotation. That leaves Randy Wells, with one year of major-league success on his resume, as the Cubs steadiest starter.

Who killed Dempster?

QuoteNo worries. Sam Fuld was in camp several days before he was required. And he will be among all of those Cubs on the top step of the dugout when the scrimmages commence. It's all for one and one for all.

THA KIDZ GOT HART
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 19, 2010, 08:00:39 AM
Why would a Sox fan care what the hell Zambrano does or doesn't do?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: CT III on February 19, 2010, 08:53:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 19, 2010, 08:00:39 AM
Why would a Sox fan care what the hell Zambrano does or doesn't do?

And why would you trust a guy because he fits in 34-waist pants?  I wear 34-waist pants, and I wouldn't send me to the mound under any circumstances.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Jon on February 19, 2010, 09:59:05 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 19, 2010, 08:53:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 19, 2010, 08:00:39 AM
Why would a Sox fan care what the hell Zambrano does or doesn't do?

And why would you trust a guy because he fits in 34-waist pants?  I wear 34-waist pants, and I wouldn't send me to the mound under any circumstances.

Well, I wear 34-waist pants, and I have a lot of heart and play the game the right way.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on February 19, 2010, 10:00:37 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 19, 2010, 09:59:05 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 19, 2010, 08:53:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 19, 2010, 08:00:39 AM
Why would a Sox fan care what the hell Zambrano does or doesn't do?

And why would you trust a guy because he fits in 34-waist pants?  I wear 34-waist pants, and I wouldn't send me to the mound under any circumstances.

Well, I wear 34-waist pants, and I have a lot of heart and play the game the right way.

I wear 36. sigh [/existencefail]
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Jon on February 19, 2010, 10:02:35 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 19, 2010, 10:00:37 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 19, 2010, 09:59:05 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 19, 2010, 08:53:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 19, 2010, 08:00:39 AM
Why would a Sox fan care what the hell Zambrano does or doesn't do?

And why would you trust a guy because he fits in 34-waist pants?  I wear 34-waist pants, and I wouldn't send me to the mound under any circumstances.

Well, I wear 34-waist pants, and I have a lot of heart and play the game the right way.

I wear 36. sigh [/existencefail]

Where? Around your head?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Eli on February 19, 2010, 10:03:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 19, 2010, 10:00:37 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 19, 2010, 09:59:05 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 19, 2010, 08:53:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 19, 2010, 08:00:39 AM
Why would a Sox fan care what the hell Zambrano does or doesn't do?

And why would you trust a guy because he fits in 34-waist pants?  I wear 34-waist pants, and I wouldn't send me to the mound under any circumstances.

Well, I wear 34-waist pants, and I have a lot of heart and play the game the right way.

I wear 36. sigh [/existencefail]

Liar.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on February 19, 2010, 10:15:14 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 19, 2010, 10:03:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 19, 2010, 10:00:37 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 19, 2010, 09:59:05 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 19, 2010, 08:53:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 19, 2010, 08:00:39 AM
Why would a Sox fan care what the hell Zambrano does or doesn't do?

And why would you trust a guy because he fits in 34-waist pants?  I wear 34-waist pants, and I wouldn't send me to the mound under any circumstances.

Well, I wear 34-waist pants, and I have a lot of heart and play the game the right way.

I wear 36. sigh [/existencefail]

Liar.

It's what my mom types back there.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 11:42:18 AM
Since I have unabashed love of the man, I suppose I should point this (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=zambrca01&t=p&year=2010&share=0.86#285-289-sum:pitching_gamelogs) out.

Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.

Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 31, 2010, 11:46:32 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 11:42:18 AM
Since I have unabashed love of the man, I suppose I should point this (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=zambrca01&t=p&year=2010&share=0.86#285-289-sum:pitching_gamelogs) out.

Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.



Agreed.  I'm willing to pretend the last two years never happened if we could bank on that for next year.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 11:47:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 31, 2010, 11:46:32 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 11:42:18 AM
Since I have unabashed love of the man, I suppose I should point this (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=zambrca01&t=p&year=2010&share=0.86#285-289-sum:pitching_gamelogs) out.

Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.



Agreed.  I'm willing to pretend the last two years never happened if we could bank on that for next year.

What did he do wrong last year?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: PenPho on August 31, 2010, 11:48:56 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 11:42:18 AM
Since I have unabashed love of the man, I suppose I should point this (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=zambrca01&t=p&year=2010&share=0.86#285-289-sum:pitching_gamelogs) out.

Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.

Is this similar to how you would love it if Aramis hit .100 for the rest of the season?  
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 31, 2010, 11:49:06 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 11:47:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 31, 2010, 11:46:32 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 11:42:18 AM
Since I have unabashed love of the man, I suppose I should point this (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=zambrca01&t=p&year=2010&share=0.86#285-289-sum:pitching_gamelogs) out.

Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.



Agreed.  I'm willing to pretend the last two years never happened if we could bank on that for next year.

What did he do wrong last year?

78 walks in fewer than 175 innings, for starters...
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:06:36 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 31, 2010, 11:49:06 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 11:47:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 31, 2010, 11:46:32 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 11:42:18 AM
Since I have unabashed love of the man, I suppose I should point this (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=zambrca01&t=p&year=2010&share=0.86#285-289-sum:pitching_gamelogs) out.

Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.



Agreed.  I'm willing to pretend the last two years never happened if we could bank on that for next year.

What did he do wrong last year?

78 walks in fewer than 175 innings, for starters...

True.. That was one of his downsides, but his season was really efficient last year. His walk rate was 4.15 (per 9), which is just above his career average, so really we should expect a high number of walks. He did get his K-rate up over 8 per 9 innings for the first time since 2006. It was actually a better season than his 2007 season in which he won 18 games and was 5th in the Cy Young voting. His major downfall last year was the shitty team. His RS/IS (Run Support per Inning Started, which only figures innings in which he was actually in there, not the entire game, which can include times he's not in there) was 4.1 per 27 outs, which is by far the lowest in his full-time starting career. If the team had been worth a shit last year, I think his numbers would look pretty nice.

EDIT: Really what I'm saying here is that 2009 was a pretty good season still. This abortion has made me feel bad about my love for him. If he's a stud next year, I'll forgive him for a shitty run this year. The rest of his career has still been pretty awesome despite what people like Kaplan think

Quote from: PenPho on August 31, 2010, 11:48:56 AM
Is this similar to how you would love it if Aramis hit .100 for the rest of the season? 

Exactly. Actually, I was in a fuck the Cubs mood then. It seemed like it would be fun to see. However, when Aramis went on his tear in July, I loved it. I would like to see his numbers look pretty good when the season is done.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: R-V on August 31, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
What does any of this have to do with Castro winning the batting title?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 31, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
What does any of this have to do with Castro winning the batting title?

.013 points is going to be a lot to make up over a month, especially over 4 other guys. And then if you factor in Tulowitzki and Infante, they have a chance to easily pass him, given their relative low number of plate appearances, so that could mean he has to pass up to 6 guys. It'll be tough, but it would be nice if he could do it.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 12:43:55 PM
I love Carlos Zambrano. And I'd like all of you to love him too. And tonight when you hit your knees, please ask Gord to love him.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Oleg on August 31, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 31, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
What does any of this have to do with Castro winning the batting title?

.013 points is going to be a lot to make up over a month, especially over 4 other guys. And then if you factor in Tulowitzki and Infante, they have a chance to easily pass him, given their relative low number of plate appearances, so that could mean he has to pass up to 6 guys. It'll be tough, but it would be nice if he could do it.

What does that have to do with Zambrano being awesome?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:50:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 31, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 31, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
What does any of this have to do with Castro winning the batting title?

.013 points is going to be a lot to make up over a month, especially over 4 other guys. And then if you factor in Tulowitzki and Infante, they have a chance to easily pass him, given their relative low number of plate appearances, so that could mean he has to pass up to 6 guys. It'll be tough, but it would be nice if he could do it.

What does that have to do with Zambrano being awesome?

His season was really efficient last year. His walk rate was 4.15 (per 9), which is just above his career average, so really we should expect a high number of walks. He did get his K-rate up over 8 per 9 innings for the first time since 2006. It was actually a better season than his 2007 season in which he won 18 games and was 5th in the Cy Young voting. His major downfall last year was the shitty team. His RS/IS (Run Support per Inning Started, which only figures innings in which he was actually in there, not the entire game, which can include times he's not in there) was 4.1 per 27 outs, which is by far the lowest in his full-time starting career. If the team had been worth a shit last year, I think his numbers would look pretty nice.

Plus:  Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.

Gotta love ya some Z
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: BH on August 31, 2010, 12:57:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:50:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 31, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 31, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
What does any of this have to do with Castro winning the batting title?

.013 points is going to be a lot to make up over a month, especially over 4 other guys. And then if you factor in Tulowitzki and Infante, they have a chance to easily pass him, given their relative low number of plate appearances, so that could mean he has to pass up to 6 guys. It'll be tough, but it would be nice if he could do it.

What does that have to do with Zambrano being awesome?

His season was really efficient last year. His walk rate was 4.15 (per 9), which is just above his career average, so really we should expect a high number of walks. He did get his K-rate up over 8 per 9 innings for the first time since 2006. It was actually a better season than his 2007 season in which he won 18 games and was 5th in the Cy Young voting. His major downfall last year was the shitty team. His RS/IS (Run Support per Inning Started, which only figures innings in which he was actually in there, not the entire game, which can include times he's not in there) was 4.1 per 27 outs, which is by far the lowest in his full-time starting career. If the team had been worth a shit last year, I think his numbers would look pretty nice.

Plus:  Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.

Gotta love ya some Z

I hope he pitches well. So his trade value goes up this offseason.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 31, 2010, 12:57:44 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 12:57:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:50:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 31, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 31, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
What does any of this have to do with Castro winning the batting title?

.013 points is going to be a lot to make up over a month, especially over 4 other guys. And then if you factor in Tulowitzki and Infante, they have a chance to easily pass him, given their relative low number of plate appearances, so that could mean he has to pass up to 6 guys. It'll be tough, but it would be nice if he could do it.

What does that have to do with Zambrano being awesome?

His season was really efficient last year. His walk rate was 4.15 (per 9), which is just above his career average, so really we should expect a high number of walks. He did get his K-rate up over 8 per 9 innings for the first time since 2006. It was actually a better season than his 2007 season in which he won 18 games and was 5th in the Cy Young voting. His major downfall last year was the shitty team. His RS/IS (Run Support per Inning Started, which only figures innings in which he was actually in there, not the entire game, which can include times he's not in there) was 4.1 per 27 outs, which is by far the lowest in his full-time starting career. If the team had been worth a shit last year, I think his numbers would look pretty nice.

Plus:  Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.

Gotta love ya some Z

I hope he pitches well. So his trade value goes up this offseason.

Great burn.  Carlos Zambrano is really good.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: BH on August 31, 2010, 01:12:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 31, 2010, 12:57:44 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 12:57:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:50:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 31, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 31, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
What does any of this have to do with Castro winning the batting title?

.013 points is going to be a lot to make up over a month, especially over 4 other guys. And then if you factor in Tulowitzki and Infante, they have a chance to easily pass him, given their relative low number of plate appearances, so that could mean he has to pass up to 6 guys. It'll be tough, but it would be nice if he could do it.

What does that have to do with Zambrano being awesome?

His season was really efficient last year. His walk rate was 4.15 (per 9), which is just above his career average, so really we should expect a high number of walks. He did get his K-rate up over 8 per 9 innings for the first time since 2006. It was actually a better season than his 2007 season in which he won 18 games and was 5th in the Cy Young voting. His major downfall last year was the shitty team. His RS/IS (Run Support per Inning Started, which only figures innings in which he was actually in there, not the entire game, which can include times he's not in there) was 4.1 per 27 outs, which is by far the lowest in his full-time starting career. If the team had been worth a shit last year, I think his numbers would look pretty nice.

Plus:  Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.

Gotta love ya some Z

I hope he pitches well. So his trade value goes up this offseason.

Great burn.  Carlos Zambrano is really good.

I won't compromose.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 01:38:06 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 01:12:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 31, 2010, 12:57:44 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 12:57:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:50:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 31, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 31, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
What does any of this have to do with Castro winning the batting title?

.013 points is going to be a lot to make up over a month, especially over 4 other guys. And then if you factor in Tulowitzki and Infante, they have a chance to easily pass him, given their relative low number of plate appearances, so that could mean he has to pass up to 6 guys. It'll be tough, but it would be nice if he could do it.

What does that have to do with Zambrano being awesome?

His season was really efficient last year. His walk rate was 4.15 (per 9), which is just above his career average, so really we should expect a high number of walks. He did get his K-rate up over 8 per 9 innings for the first time since 2006. It was actually a better season than his 2007 season in which he won 18 games and was 5th in the Cy Young voting. His major downfall last year was the shitty team. His RS/IS (Run Support per Inning Started, which only figures innings in which he was actually in there, not the entire game, which can include times he's not in there) was 4.1 per 27 outs, which is by far the lowest in his full-time starting career. If the team had been worth a shit last year, I think his numbers would look pretty nice.

Plus:  Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.

Gotta love ya some Z

I hope he pitches well. So his trade value goes up this offseason.

Great burn.  Carlos Zambrano is really good.

I won't compromose.

You should comment on wedding dresses and fashion and shit like that. Maybe sports just isn't for you.

http://www.suntimes.com/lifestyles/easy/2637080,ESY-News-EasyBraids26.article
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: CT III on August 31, 2010, 01:47:01 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 01:38:06 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 01:12:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 31, 2010, 12:57:44 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 12:57:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:50:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 31, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 31, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
What does any of this have to do with Castro winning the batting title?

.013 points is going to be a lot to make up over a month, especially over 4 other guys. And then if you factor in Tulowitzki and Infante, they have a chance to easily pass him, given their relative low number of plate appearances, so that could mean he has to pass up to 6 guys. It'll be tough, but it would be nice if he could do it.

What does that have to do with Zambrano being awesome?

His season was really efficient last year. His walk rate was 4.15 (per 9), which is just above his career average, so really we should expect a high number of walks. He did get his K-rate up over 8 per 9 innings for the first time since 2006. It was actually a better season than his 2007 season in which he won 18 games and was 5th in the Cy Young voting. His major downfall last year was the shitty team. His RS/IS (Run Support per Inning Started, which only figures innings in which he was actually in there, not the entire game, which can include times he's not in there) was 4.1 per 27 outs, which is by far the lowest in his full-time starting career. If the team had been worth a shit last year, I think his numbers would look pretty nice.

Plus:  Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.

Gotta love ya some Z

I hope he pitches well. So his trade value goes up this offseason.

Great burn.  Carlos Zambrano is really good.

I won't compromose.

You should comment on wedding dresses and fashion and shit like that. Maybe sports just isn't for you.

Yeah, why would you want to get rid of the guy who missed half the season because he was forced to take anger management classes?

If you can't depend on a guy like that, who can you depend on?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 01:50:29 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 31, 2010, 01:47:01 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 01:38:06 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 01:12:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 31, 2010, 12:57:44 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 12:57:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:50:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 31, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 31, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
What does any of this have to do with Castro winning the batting title?

.013 points is going to be a lot to make up over a month, especially over 4 other guys. And then if you factor in Tulowitzki and Infante, they have a chance to easily pass him, given their relative low number of plate appearances, so that could mean he has to pass up to 6 guys. It'll be tough, but it would be nice if he could do it.

What does that have to do with Zambrano being awesome?

His season was really efficient last year. His walk rate was 4.15 (per 9), which is just above his career average, so really we should expect a high number of walks. He did get his K-rate up over 8 per 9 innings for the first time since 2006. It was actually a better season than his 2007 season in which he won 18 games and was 5th in the Cy Young voting. His major downfall last year was the shitty team. His RS/IS (Run Support per Inning Started, which only figures innings in which he was actually in there, not the entire game, which can include times he's not in there) was 4.1 per 27 outs, which is by far the lowest in his full-time starting career. If the team had been worth a shit last year, I think his numbers would look pretty nice.

Plus:  Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.

Gotta love ya some Z

I hope he pitches well. So his trade value goes up this offseason.

Great burn.  Carlos Zambrano is really good.

I won't compromose.

You should comment on wedding dresses and fashion and shit like that. Maybe sports just isn't for you.

Yeah, why would you want to get rid of the guy who missed half the season because he was forced to take anger management classes?

If you can't depend on a guy like that, who can you depend on?

Because he's good. And you're not. And if you can't get anywhere near equal value for him, you're better off letting him pitch on your team. By the way, your team is really bad.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: BH on August 31, 2010, 01:50:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 01:38:06 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 01:12:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 31, 2010, 12:57:44 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 12:57:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:50:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 31, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 31, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
What does any of this have to do with Castro winning the batting title?

.013 points is going to be a lot to make up over a month, especially over 4 other guys. And then if you factor in Tulowitzki and Infante, they have a chance to easily pass him, given their relative low number of plate appearances, so that could mean he has to pass up to 6 guys. It'll be tough, but it would be nice if he could do it.

What does that have to do with Zambrano being awesome?

His season was really efficient last year. His walk rate was 4.15 (per 9), which is just above his career average, so really we should expect a high number of walks. He did get his K-rate up over 8 per 9 innings for the first time since 2006. It was actually a better season than his 2007 season in which he won 18 games and was 5th in the Cy Young voting. His major downfall last year was the shitty team. His RS/IS (Run Support per Inning Started, which only figures innings in which he was actually in there, not the entire game, which can include times he's not in there) was 4.1 per 27 outs, which is by far the lowest in his full-time starting career. If the team had been worth a shit last year, I think his numbers would look pretty nice.

Plus:  Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.

Gotta love ya some Z

I hope he pitches well. So his trade value goes up this offseason.

Great burn.  Carlos Zambrano is really good.

I won't compromose.

You should comment on wedding dresses and fashion and shit like that. Maybe sports just isn't for you.

I didn't say I didn't like zambrano. I just don't see this team doing much any time soon, so why not trade him while he's pitching better and get something out of him? You probably think we're gonna win the central in 2011. That's bonkers Apex, even for you.  
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 01:54:56 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 01:50:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 01:38:06 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 01:12:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 31, 2010, 12:57:44 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 12:57:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:50:11 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 31, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 31, 2010, 12:19:44 PM
What does any of this have to do with Castro winning the batting title?

.013 points is going to be a lot to make up over a month, especially over 4 other guys. And then if you factor in Tulowitzki and Infante, they have a chance to easily pass him, given their relative low number of plate appearances, so that could mean he has to pass up to 6 guys. It'll be tough, but it would be nice if he could do it.

What does that have to do with Zambrano being awesome?

His season was really efficient last year. His walk rate was 4.15 (per 9), which is just above his career average, so really we should expect a high number of walks. He did get his K-rate up over 8 per 9 innings for the first time since 2006. It was actually a better season than his 2007 season in which he won 18 games and was 5th in the Cy Young voting. His major downfall last year was the shitty team. His RS/IS (Run Support per Inning Started, which only figures innings in which he was actually in there, not the entire game, which can include times he's not in there) was 4.1 per 27 outs, which is by far the lowest in his full-time starting career. If the team had been worth a shit last year, I think his numbers would look pretty nice.

Plus:  Since he has been starting again: 1.84 ERA, .605 Opponent OPS. 3-0. I'd love it if he gets to 10 wins after starting approximately 3.75-4 months for a shitty baseball team. Fuck the naysayers. Also, 3 of the 5 games in this streak were against playoff caliber teams.

Gotta love ya some Z

I hope he pitches well. So his trade value goes up this offseason.

Great burn.  Carlos Zambrano is really good.

I won't compromose.

You should comment on wedding dresses and fashion and shit like that. Maybe sports just isn't for you.

I didn't say I didn't like zambrano. I just don't see this team doing much any time soon, so why not trade him while he's pitching better and get something out of him? You probably think we're gonna win the central in 2011. That's bonkers Apex, even for you.  

I think "we" would have a better chance of winning the Central with Zambrano on "our" team than with the collection of dickweeds "you" could get for Zambrano and his contract regardless of the numbers he puts up in the next four weeks.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
If they are able to deal that contract for young(er), cheap(er) talent that makes the team better and frees budget to improve it some more, I'd be conflicted but I'd get over it. However, if they simply cave to the meatheads and deal him for other bad contracts that do nothing of the sort, well fuck all. And what makes anybody believe they can deal that contract for anything other than old, expensive flotsam? Who's really fucking bonkers here - besides Z?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: BH on August 31, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
If they are able to deal that contract for young(er), cheap(er) talent that makes the team better and frees budget to improve it some more, I'd be conflicted but I'd get over it. However, if they simply cave to the meatheads and deal him for other bad contracts that do nothing of the sort, well fuck all. And what makes anybody believe they can deal that contract for anything other than old, expensive flotsam? Who's really fucking bonkers here - besides Z?

You're probably right. Once they make the playoffs next year, they are gonna need their ace to strike fear into the hearts of the other team. Win or die tryin' type stuff. Garbanzo beanz can't fill that role. Plus, we should honor his contract, it shows that this organization is loyal and that will only help attract big time free agents, like Adam Dunn.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
If they are able to deal that contract for young(er), cheap(er) talent that makes the team better and frees budget to improve it some more, I'd be conflicted but I'd get over it. However, if they simply cave to the meatheads and deal him for other bad contracts that do nothing of the sort, well fuck all. And what makes anybody believe they can deal that contract for anything other than old, expensive flotsam? Who's really fucking bonkers here - besides Z?

You're probably right.

(wins thread)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: CT III on August 31, 2010, 02:39:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
If they are able to deal that contract for young(er), cheap(er) talent that makes the team better and frees budget to improve it some more, I'd be conflicted but I'd get over it. However, if they simply cave to the meatheads and deal him for other bad contracts that do nothing of the sort, well fuck all. And what makes anybody believe they can deal that contract for anything other than old, expensive flotsam? Who's really fucking bonkers here - besides Z?

You're probably right.

(wins thread)


In conclusion, Apex's stance is:

Mark Prior - misses a bunch of games with actual arm and shoulder injuries - TOTAL FUCKING PUSSY WHO BETRAYED MY CUBBIES

Carlos Zambrano - misses a bunch of games because he threw a tempter tantrum - Z's BACK AND IT'S ALL DOUBLE RAINBOWS FROM HERE ON OUT!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:46:57 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 31, 2010, 02:39:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
If they are able to deal that contract for young(er), cheap(er) talent that makes the team better and frees budget to improve it some more, I'd be conflicted but I'd get over it. However, if they simply cave to the meatheads and deal him for other bad contracts that do nothing of the sort, well fuck all. And what makes anybody believe they can deal that contract for anything other than old, expensive flotsam? Who's really fucking bonkers here - besides Z?

You're probably right.

(wins thread)


In conclusion, Apex's stance is:

Mark Prior - misses a bunch of games with actual arm and shoulder injuries - TOTAL FUCKING PUSSY WHO BETRAYED MY CUBBIES

Carlos Zambrano - misses a bunch of games because he threw a tempter tantrum - Z's BACK AND IT'S ALL DOUBLE RAINBOWS FROM HERE ON OUT!

You can't do that because I already won the thread. But the fact that Mark Prior no longer pitches in the major leagues and Carlos Zambrano does quite effectively for long stretches makes me really confused about what you even mean.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 31, 2010, 02:48:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 31, 2010, 02:39:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
If they are able to deal that contract for young(er), cheap(er) talent that makes the team better and frees budget to improve it some more, I'd be conflicted but I'd get over it. However, if they simply cave to the meatheads and deal him for other bad contracts that do nothing of the sort, well fuck all. And what makes anybody believe they can deal that contract for anything other than old, expensive flotsam? Who's really fucking bonkers here - besides Z?

You're probably right.

(wins thread)


In conclusion, Apex's stance is:

Mark Prior - misses a bunch of games with actual arm and shoulder injuries - TOTAL FUCKING PUSSY WHO BETRAYED MY CUBBIES

Carlos Zambrano - misses a bunch of games because he threw a tempter tantrum - Z's BACK AND IT'S ALL DOUBLE RAINBOWS FROM HERE ON OUT!

Comparing the time Prior missed to the time Zambrano missed is kind of dumb, right?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: CT III on August 31, 2010, 02:51:25 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 31, 2010, 02:48:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 31, 2010, 02:39:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
If they are able to deal that contract for young(er), cheap(er) talent that makes the team better and frees budget to improve it some more, I'd be conflicted but I'd get over it. However, if they simply cave to the meatheads and deal him for other bad contracts that do nothing of the sort, well fuck all. And what makes anybody believe they can deal that contract for anything other than old, expensive flotsam? Who's really fucking bonkers here - besides Z?

You're probably right.

(wins thread)


In conclusion, Apex's stance is:

Mark Prior - misses a bunch of games with actual arm and shoulder injuries - TOTAL FUCKING PUSSY WHO BETRAYED MY CUBBIES

Carlos Zambrano - misses a bunch of games because he threw a tempter tantrum - Z's BACK AND IT'S ALL DOUBLE RAINBOWS FROM HERE ON OUT!

Comparing the time Prior missed to the time Zambrano missed is kind of dumb, right?

I don't even know what I'm comparing anymore.  I just wanted to build an Apex-style strawman.  Oh well.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Bort on August 31, 2010, 02:53:23 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 31, 2010, 02:51:25 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 31, 2010, 02:48:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 31, 2010, 02:39:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
If they are able to deal that contract for young(er), cheap(er) talent that makes the team better and frees budget to improve it some more, I'd be conflicted but I'd get over it. However, if they simply cave to the meatheads and deal him for other bad contracts that do nothing of the sort, well fuck all. And what makes anybody believe they can deal that contract for anything other than old, expensive flotsam? Who's really fucking bonkers here - besides Z?

You're probably right.

(wins thread)


In conclusion, Apex's stance is:

Mark Prior - misses a bunch of games with actual arm and shoulder injuries - TOTAL FUCKING PUSSY WHO BETRAYED MY CUBBIES

Carlos Zambrano - misses a bunch of games because he threw a tempter tantrum - Z's BACK AND IT'S ALL DOUBLE RAINBOWS FROM HERE ON OUT!

Comparing the time Prior missed to the time Zambrano missed is kind of dumb, right?

I don't even know what I'm comparing anymore.  I just wanted to build an Apex-style strawman.  Oh well.

I declare myself the winner of this thread.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: BH on August 31, 2010, 02:58:55 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 31, 2010, 02:53:23 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 31, 2010, 02:51:25 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 31, 2010, 02:48:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 31, 2010, 02:39:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
If they are able to deal that contract for young(er), cheap(er) talent that makes the team better and frees budget to improve it some more, I'd be conflicted but I'd get over it. However, if they simply cave to the meatheads and deal him for other bad contracts that do nothing of the sort, well fuck all. And what makes anybody believe they can deal that contract for anything other than old, expensive flotsam? Who's really fucking bonkers here - besides Z?

You're probably right.

(wins thread)


In conclusion, Apex's stance is:

Mark Prior - misses a bunch of games with actual arm and shoulder injuries - TOTAL FUCKING PUSSY WHO BETRAYED MY CUBBIES

Carlos Zambrano - misses a bunch of games because he threw a tempter tantrum - Z's BACK AND IT'S ALL DOUBLE RAINBOWS FROM HERE ON OUT!

Comparing the time Prior missed to the time Zambrano missed is kind of dumb, right?

I don't even know what I'm comparing anymore.  I just wanted to build an Apex-style strawman.  Oh well.

I declare myself the winner of this thread.

I think Apex is saying that any fan of his 2011 kubbeez wins, since they are playoff and world series bound with Z leading the way.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 31, 2010, 03:03:20 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 02:58:55 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 31, 2010, 02:53:23 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 31, 2010, 02:51:25 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 31, 2010, 02:48:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 31, 2010, 02:39:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: BH on August 31, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
If they are able to deal that contract for young(er), cheap(er) talent that makes the team better and frees budget to improve it some more, I'd be conflicted but I'd get over it. However, if they simply cave to the meatheads and deal him for other bad contracts that do nothing of the sort, well fuck all. And what makes anybody believe they can deal that contract for anything other than old, expensive flotsam? Who's really fucking bonkers here - besides Z?

You're probably right.

(wins thread)


In conclusion, Apex's stance is:

Mark Prior - misses a bunch of games with actual arm and shoulder injuries - TOTAL FUCKING PUSSY WHO BETRAYED MY CUBBIES

Carlos Zambrano - misses a bunch of games because he threw a tempter tantrum - Z's BACK AND IT'S ALL DOUBLE RAINBOWS FROM HERE ON OUT!

Comparing the time Prior missed to the time Zambrano missed is kind of dumb, right?

I don't even know what I'm comparing anymore.  I just wanted to build an Apex-style strawman.  Oh well.

I declare myself the winner of this thread.

I think Apex is saying that any fan of his 2011 kubbeez wins, since they are playoff and world series bound with Z leading the way.

All aboard Murton's unicorn!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Brownie on August 31, 2010, 03:08:10 PM
If Mark Prior never got injured and pitched like it was September 2003 everyday for the rest of his life, Dusty Baker would still be the Cubs' manager and Lou Piniella would be Dick Stockton's partner in the booth during the Cubs' 2007, 2008 and 2009 National League playoff runs.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:26:47 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 31, 2010, 03:08:10 PM
If Mark Prior never got injured and pitched like it was September 2003 Carlos Zambrano everyday for the rest of his life, Dusty Baker would still be the Cubs' manager and Lou Piniella would be Dick Stockton's partner in the booth during the Cubs' 2007, 2008 and 2009 National League playoff runs.

Sack'd up.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: CT III on August 31, 2010, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:26:47 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 31, 2010, 03:08:10 PM
If Mark Prior never got injured and pitched like it was September 2003 Carlos Zambrano everyday for the rest of his life, Dusty Baker would still be the Cubs' manager and Lou Piniella would be Dick Stockton's partner in the booth during the Cubs' 2007, 2008 and 2009 National League playoff runs.

Sack'd up.


Cutting through all the bullshit, I guess my only points were that my irrational man-love for Z is gone, and I don't give a tin shit if he gets traded in the offseason. 
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
My only real points are that I love Carlos Zambrano for everything he's done for the Cubs. And I can't know right now what the Cubs will look like in 2011. But if anyone wants to ensure that they will suck as bad as you fear they will, they can start by trading Carlos Zambrano for whatever the market would be for a guy with his contract and mileage on his arm.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Bort on August 31, 2010, 03:56:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 31, 2010, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:26:47 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 31, 2010, 03:08:10 PM
If Mark Prior never got injured and pitched like it was September 2003 Carlos Zambrano everyday for the rest of his life, Dusty Baker would still be the Cubs' manager and Lou Piniella would be Dick Stockton's partner in the booth during the Cubs' 2007, 2008 and 2009 National League playoff runs.

Sack'd up.


Cutting through all the bullshit, I guess my only points were that my irrational man-love for Z is gone, and I don't give a tin shit if he gets traded in the offseason. 

If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 07:41:16 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
My only real points are that I love Carlos Zambrano for everything he's done for the Cubs. And I can't know right now what the Cubs will look like in 2011. But if anyone wants to ensure that they will suck as bad as you fear they will, they can start by trading Carlos Zambrano for whatever the market would be for a guy with his contract and mileage on his arm.

Brian Roberts?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Tonker on September 01, 2010, 07:43:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
My only real points are that I love Carlos Zambrano for everything he's done for the Cubs. And I can't know right now what the Cubs will look like in 2011. But if anyone wants to ensure that they will suck as bad as you fear they will, they can start by trading Carlos Zambrano for whatever the market would be for a guy with his contract and mileage on his arm.

Jeff Thomas likes this.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 08:53:44 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 07:41:16 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
My only real points are that I love Carlos Zambrano for everything he's done for the Cubs. And I can't know right now what the Cubs will look like in 2011. But if anyone wants to ensure that they will suck as bad as you fear they will, they can start by trading Carlos Zambrano for whatever the market would be for a guy with his contract and mileage on his arm.

Brian Roberts?

Throw in Jay Kvox and it's a righted wrong AND a done deal!
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 08:54:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 08:53:44 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 07:41:16 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
My only real points are that I love Carlos Zambrano for everything he's done for the Cubs. And I can't know right now what the Cubs will look like in 2011. But if anyone wants to ensure that they will suck as bad as you fear they will, they can start by trading Carlos Zambrano for whatever the market would be for a guy with his contract and mileage on his arm.

Brian Roberts?

Throw in Jay Kvox and it's a righted wrong AND a done deal!

Might as well get PA and Scott Moore back, too.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 09:02:09 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 08:54:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 08:53:44 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 07:41:16 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
My only real points are that I love Carlos Zambrano for everything he's done for the Cubs. And I can't know right now what the Cubs will look like in 2011. But if anyone wants to ensure that they will suck as bad as you fear they will, they can start by trading Carlos Zambrano for whatever the market would be for a guy with his contract and mileage on his arm.

Brian Roberts?

Throw in Jay Kvox and it's a righted wrong AND a done deal!

Might as well get PA and Scott Moore back, too.

Let's throw in Soriano and see if we can get Cesar Izturis and K-Patt as well.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: R-V on September 01, 2010, 09:03:41 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 09:02:09 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 08:54:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 08:53:44 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 07:41:16 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
My only real points are that I love Carlos Zambrano for everything he's done for the Cubs. And I can't know right now what the Cubs will look like in 2011. But if anyone wants to ensure that they will suck as bad as you fear they will, they can start by trading Carlos Zambrano for whatever the market would be for a guy with his contract and mileage on his arm.

Brian Roberts?

Throw in Jay Kvox and it's a righted wrong AND a done deal!

Might as well get PA and Scott Moore back, too.

Let's throw in Soriano and see if we can get Cesar Izturis and K-Patt as well.

As godawful as the Cubs are, it's nice to be reminded every so often that they're not the Orioles.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 09:05:25 AM
Quote from: R-V on September 01, 2010, 09:03:41 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 09:02:09 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 08:54:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 08:53:44 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 07:41:16 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
My only real points are that I love Carlos Zambrano for everything he's done for the Cubs. And I can't know right now what the Cubs will look like in 2011. But if anyone wants to ensure that they will suck as bad as you fear they will, they can start by trading Carlos Zambrano for whatever the market would be for a guy with his contract and mileage on his arm.

Brian Roberts?

Throw in Jay Kvox and it's a righted wrong AND a done deal!

Might as well get PA and Scott Moore back, too.

Let's throw in Soriano and see if we can get Cesar Izturis and K-Patt as well.

As godawful as the Cubs are, it's nice to be reminded every so often that they're not the Orioles.

Yet.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on September 01, 2010, 09:22:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 09:02:09 AM
Let's throw in Soriano and see if we can get Cesar Izturis and K-Patt as well.

That might make me tear myself asunder.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Tonker on September 01, 2010, 09:23:41 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 01, 2010, 09:22:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 09:02:09 AM
Let's throw in Soriano and see if we can get Cesar Izturis and K-Patt as well.

That might make me tear myself asunder.

Let's make it happen, guys.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Bort on September 01, 2010, 09:36:36 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 01, 2010, 09:23:41 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 01, 2010, 09:22:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 09:02:09 AM
Let's throw in Soriano and see if we can get Cesar Izturis and K-Patt as well.

That might make me tear myself asunder.

Let's make it happen, guys.

Right that wrong, God.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 09:50:23 AM
Quote from: R-V on September 01, 2010, 09:03:41 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 09:02:09 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 08:54:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 08:53:44 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 07:41:16 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
My only real points are that I love Carlos Zambrano for everything he's done for the Cubs. And I can't know right now what the Cubs will look like in 2011. But if anyone wants to ensure that they will suck as bad as you fear they will, they can start by trading Carlos Zambrano for whatever the market would be for a guy with his contract and mileage on his arm.

Brian Roberts?

Throw in Jay Kvox and it's a righted wrong AND a done deal!

Might as well get PA and Scott Moore back, too.

Let's throw in Soriano and see if we can get Cesar Izturis and K-Patt as well.

As godawful as the Cubs are, it's nice to be reminded every so often that they're not the Orioles.

But the Orioles were once the Cubs...whoa.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: JD on September 01, 2010, 06:47:22 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 08:54:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 01, 2010, 08:53:44 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 07:41:16 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 31, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
My only real points are that I love Carlos Zambrano for everything he's done for the Cubs. And I can't know right now what the Cubs will look like in 2011. But if anyone wants to ensure that they will suck as bad as you fear they will, they can start by trading Carlos Zambrano for whatever the market would be for a guy with his contract and mileage on his arm.

Brian Roberts?

Throw in Jay Kvox and it's a righted wrong AND a done deal!

Might as well get PA and Scott Moore back, too.

Impossible.  COBRA PIE is actually good.  Which I already knew.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 10, 2010, 09:47:41 PM
Bump.

You fucking turds.

Castro bumbles the 88 hopper from Fat Prince to cost Z the shutout. On his way of the mound Z pats the kid on the shoulder several times to tell him all is well. In addition to blanking the Brewers for 8.2 innings surrendering just 4 hits with 9 Ks, Big Z was 3-4 with a run and RBI. I just don't see why you'd trade him now when there is absolutely no way you'll get fair value in return. Anyone who thinks they should has a vagina.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: CT III on September 10, 2010, 09:53:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 10, 2010, 09:47:41 PM
Bump.

You fucking turds.

Castro bumbles the 88 hopper from Fat Prince to cost Z the shutout. On his way of the mound Z pats the kid on the shoulder several times to tell him all is well. In addition to blanking the Brewers for 8.2 innings surrendering just 4 hits with 9 Ks, Big Z was 3-4 with a run and RBI. I just don't see why you'd trade him now when there is absolutely no way you'll get fair value in return. Anyone who thinks they should has a vagina.

Glad he's pitching well, but I still ain't going to cry like a pussy if he gets traded.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 10, 2010, 09:58:32 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 10, 2010, 09:53:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 10, 2010, 09:47:41 PM
Bump.

You fucking turds.

Castro bumbles the 88 hopper from Fat Prince to cost Z the shutout. On his way of the mound Z pats the kid on the shoulder several times to tell him all is well. In addition to blanking the Brewers for 8.2 innings surrendering just 4 hits with 9 Ks, Big Z was 3-4 with a run and RBI. I just don't see why you'd trade him now when there is absolutely no way you'll get fair value in return. Anyone who thinks they should has a vagina.

Glad he's pitching well, but I still ain't going to cry like a pussy if he gets traded.

What if he gets traded for several pieces of shit? I won't cry but I will fucking rage. This team and its fans are turning more bitch-made every time I turn around. Heard Steve Stone saying they need to change the culture of the team starting with Z. Sure, dump the guy who actually showed up in the playoffs and was so sick of losing that went and lost his damn mind in the dugout. Replace him with Dandy Randy Wells. Yay. FUCK that.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on September 11, 2010, 01:51:17 AM
You know i love carlos. .i still have thogiht all thaiso shit  i walwyasl will. he is my favorithee plaeyrkl ont this taam right nnow. fuck atl those hwo hat ehome fuck yhou and hdnur mom too. he is fucking insiace and i lvoe it. ihi sera is below 4 now so fuck all you and he may get to 10 wins whichhkl is more than lkatst year and this ia a shitteir team and hes started for less of thdere year lou fas wrong for  putting hiom in the bullpen  i love loue but he fuc,iked that on eoup. carlos is a fuckcing stud. I iwill not listen to anyhthont that saysls otherwsie. i wsa happy he went so fucing far tongith and then i drank wihch is always good. bartendkelr had nice tists. you'd like em if you l say them. id' mortorboakrt them. built for speend defintiely. i wisht ehre were more hot chikskk out at the barstk htoguh. it's slimp pickens even thought the pickens aitn to slim. i gotta dspass outl. later fcukers. happy 9/12.s or sad whichefrer is gocl for em.s
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 11, 2010, 02:18:38 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 11, 2010, 01:51:17 AM
You know i love carlos. .i still have thogiht all thaiso shit  i walwyasl will. he is my favorithee plaeyrkl ont this taam right nnow. fuck atl those hwo hat ehome fuck yhou and hdnur mom too. he is fucking insiace and i lvoe it. ihi sera is below 4 now so fuck all you and he may get to 10 wins whichhkl is more than lkatst year and this ia a shitteir team and hes started for less of thdere year lou fas wrong for  putting hiom in the bullpen  i love loue but he fuc,iked that on eoup. carlos is a fuckcing stud. I iwill not listen to anyhthont that saysls otherwsie. i wsa happy he went so fucing far tongith and then i drank wihch is always good. bartendkelr had nice tists. you'd like em if you l say them. id' mortorboakrt them. built for speend defintiely. i wisht ehre were more hot chikskk out at the barstk htoguh. it's slimp pickens even thought the pickens aitn to slim. i gotta dspass outl. later fcukers. happy 9/12.s or sad whichefrer is gocl for em.s

The summit of fake drunk posting has been reached. Congrats.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 11, 2010, 02:33:13 AM
And here is real drunk posting. Zambrano IZ the Cubs. He has always beeen and always will be. Trade him and you trad your soul. You try living with that. It's Z or Ryno. Take you rpic. Cunt.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on September 11, 2010, 04:51:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 11, 2010, 02:33:13 AM
And here is real drunk posting. Zambrano IZ the Cubs. He has always beeen and always will be. Trade him and you trad your soul. You try living with that. It's Z or Ryno. Take you rpic. Cunt.

You should have had a few more drinks so you could have got alcohol poisoning and died.  Then that post would have been worthwhile.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 11, 2010, 07:53:35 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 11, 2010, 02:18:38 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 11, 2010, 01:51:17 AM
You know i love carlos. .i still have thogiht all thaiso shit  i walwyasl will. he is my favorithee plaeyrkl ont this taam right nnow. fuck atl those hwo hat ehome fuck yhou and hdnur mom too. he is fucking insiace and i lvoe it. ihi sera is below 4 now so fuck all you and he may get to 10 wins whichhkl is more than lkatst year and this ia a shitteir team and hes started for less of thdere year lou fas wrong for  putting hiom in the bullpen  i love loue but he fuc,iked that on eoup. carlos is a fuckcing stud. I iwill not listen to anyhthont that saysls otherwsie. i wsa happy he went so fucing far tongith and then i drank wihch is always good. bartendkelr had nice tists. you'd like em if you l say them. id' mortorboakrt them. built for speend defintiely. i wisht ehre were more hot chikskk out at the barstk htoguh. it's slimp pickens even thought the pickens aitn to slim. i gotta dspass outl. later fcukers. happy 9/12.s or sad whichefrer is gocl for em.s

The summit of fake drunk posting has been reached. Congrats.

Thank your for writing what I was thinking.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on September 11, 2010, 08:50:30 AM
Hmmm. I don't remember doing that. Last I remember was the bar. However, I woke up slouched over in the computer chair, oven was on (luckily with nothing in it), and 90% of the lights on in my house
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 10:38:43 AM
3.36 ERA 10-6
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:47:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 10:38:43 AM
3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 10:51:00 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:47:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 10:38:43 AM
3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

I'd double splooge if he managed to get his ERA under 3.00. However, there's not enough games left, unless he pitches 12-13 Shutout innings in his next, and final, start
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 10:53:52 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:47:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 10:38:43 AM
3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

No doubt.  Have to reward the guy for getting it done at crunch time, with so much at stake.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:57:27 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 10:53:52 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:47:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 10:38:43 AM
3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

No doubt.  Have to reward the guy for getting it done at crunch time, with so much at stake.

Yeah, he really ruined the Cubs this year. It was pretty much entirely his fault. This team was primed for a championship and he blew it. Damn you Carlos for not being awesome at the right times.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 28, 2010, 11:01:53 AM
Through it all, I still like him.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on September 28, 2010, 11:02:16 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:57:27 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 10:53:52 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:47:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 10:38:43 AM
3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

No doubt.  Have to reward the guy for getting it done at crunch time, with so much at stake.

Yeah, he really ruined the Cubs this year. It was pretty much entirely his fault. This team was primed for a championship and he blew it. Damn you Carlos for not being awesome at the right times.

It's not his fault by himself that they suck.  But he sure contributed.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Bort on September 28, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 28, 2010, 11:01:53 AM
Through it all, I still like him.

Me too, actually.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 11:28:06 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 28, 2010, 11:02:16 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:57:27 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 10:53:52 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:47:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 10:38:43 AM
3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

No doubt.  Have to reward the guy for getting it done at crunch time, with so much at stake.

Yeah, he really ruined the Cubs this year. It was pretty much entirely his fault. This team was primed for a championship and he blew it. Damn you Carlos for not being awesome at the right times.

It's not his fault by himself that they suck.  But he sure contributed.

You too, actually.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 11:31:58 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 28, 2010, 11:02:16 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:57:27 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 10:53:52 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:47:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 10:38:43 AM
3.36 ERA 10-6

He gets my Cy Young vote.

No doubt.  Have to reward the guy for getting it done at crunch time, with so much at stake.

Yeah, he really ruined the Cubs this year. It was pretty much entirely his fault. This team was primed for a championship and he blew it. Damn you Carlos for not being awesome at the right times.

It's not his fault by himself that they suck.  But he sure contributed.

Maybe a few more innings in relief would have helped.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on September 28, 2010, 11:48:09 AM
He's increased his value, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Tony on September 28, 2010, 01:57:51 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 28, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 28, 2010, 11:01:53 AM
Through it all, I still like him.

Me too, actually.

Me three. And they're still not going to get decent value for him even with his strong finish. He should start opening day next year.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 01:59:35 PM
Quote from: Tony on September 28, 2010, 01:57:51 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 28, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 28, 2010, 11:01:53 AM
Through it all, I still like him.

Me too, actually.

Me three. And they're still not going to get decent value for him even with his strong finish. He should start opening day next year.

If they can get him to blow up at the team in the dugout during spring training and suspend him in time to return opening day and pitch like Awesome Z, all the better.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:18:42 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 01:59:35 PM
Quote from: Tony on September 28, 2010, 01:57:51 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 28, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 28, 2010, 11:01:53 AM
Through it all, I still like him.

Me too, actually.

Me three. And they're still not going to get decent value for him even with his strong finish. He should start opening day next year.

If they can get him to blow up at the team in the dugout during spring training and suspend him in time to return opening day and pitch like Awesome Z, all the better.

Seriously, he basically lived out my dream of calling everyone on the Cubs a bunch of dickheads. Good on Z.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Bort on September 28, 2010, 02:25:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:18:42 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 01:59:35 PM
Quote from: Tony on September 28, 2010, 01:57:51 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 28, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 28, 2010, 11:01:53 AM
Through it all, I still like him.

Me too, actually.

Me three. And they're still not going to get decent value for him even with his strong finish. He should start opening day next year.

If they can get him to blow up at the team in the dugout during spring training and suspend him in time to return opening day and pitch like Awesome Z, all the better.

Seriously, he basically lived out my dream of calling everyone on the Cubs a bunch of dickheads. Good on Z.

And lets face it: Z is the odds-on favorite of actually locking the rest of the team in a FIREBARN now that Lilly is gone.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Ivy6 on September 28, 2010, 02:37:28 PM
I love his .198 BABIP and 3.8% HR/FB in September.  His sub-2.00 K/BB is the tits as well.  Fyren pashun, though.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 03:56:48 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on September 28, 2010, 02:37:28 PM
I love his .198 BABIP and 3.8% HR/FB in September.  His sub-2.00 K/BB is the tits as well.  Fyren pashun, though.

So what are you trying to say?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 04:01:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 03:56:48 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on September 28, 2010, 02:37:28 PM
I love his .198 BABIP and 3.8% HR/FB in September.  His sub-2.00 K/BB is the tits as well.  Fyren pashun, though.

So what are you trying to say?

He's saying he's a fag for bringing stats to a cockfight.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Ivy6 on September 28, 2010, 04:33:47 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 04:01:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 03:56:48 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on September 28, 2010, 02:37:28 PM
I love his .198 BABIP and 3.8% HR/FB in September.  His sub-2.00 K/BB is the tits as well.  Fyren pashun, though.

So what are you trying to say?

He's saying he's a fag for bringing stats to a cockfight.

Bingo.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 02, 2010, 12:35:30 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 28, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 28, 2010, 11:01:53 AM
Through it all, I still like him.

Me too, actually.

Good, because he ain't goin' anywhere (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=5637728).
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on October 02, 2010, 02:02:30 PM
Quote from: Night Man on October 02, 2010, 12:35:30 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 28, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 28, 2010, 11:01:53 AM
Through it all, I still like him.

Me too, actually.

Good, because he ain't goin' anywhere (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=5637728).

All is not lost though. The Mets will probably still deal Castillo and Perez for Snork or Silva. AMIRITE?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Brownie on October 03, 2010, 04:15:26 PM
Carlos injured his forearm clicking on NSBB too much? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/10/big-z-calls-for-cubs-to-sign-adam-dunn.html)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Brownie on October 04, 2010, 01:38:46 PM
Michael Barrett
Gatorade Dispenser
Derrek Lee
Garbage Truck. (http://twitter.com/thekapman/status/26379811992)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 09:30:30 AM
Cliff Lee to Phils.
Zambrano to Yankees? (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2010/12/15/2010-12-15_yankees_selfhelp.html#ixzz18BtXfO2v)
Profit????

If the Cubs can drain the Yanks' farm system, they should go for it. Maybe they should also give Cashman the opportunity to RIGHT THAT WRONG and bring back Soriano.

If the Yankees re-sign Kerry Wood, 16% of the Cubs 2002 active roster (plus Larry Rothschild) could be in uniform at Yankee Stadium Opening Day. Should the Cubs have just held out eight years with this bunch?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Tonker on December 15, 2010, 09:41:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

You should probably read through what you write before you actually post it, Yeti.  This is pretty fucking ghey.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 09:41:48 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I'm sure the Cubs can flip whatever prospects over to the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs for their manager.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: BH on December 15, 2010, 09:46:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

Then we take that money and invest it all in a good bullpen arm. Or a second baseman. Profit.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: SKO on December 15, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How do you know that? The man's unstable, Eli. If the Cubs trade Z his thin grasp on sanity will disappear and he'll spend the rest of his days in a padded-room crafting Zambrano-Milton Bradley fanfics.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 10:02:01 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 15, 2010, 09:41:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

You should probably read through what you write before you actually post it, Yeti.  This is pretty fucking ghey.

Reading is for losers and europeans.
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How many years left on it? I suppose when I think about it going forward, zambrano probably won't factor in to the 2014 WS run so doing this will help make that happen. I should just sever ties with Zambrano now and hate him like the rest of the Cub fans. Probably make my life easier
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: CBStew on December 15, 2010, 10:06:20 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 10:02:01 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 15, 2010, 09:41:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

You should probably read through what you write before you actually post it, Yeti.  This is pretty fucking ghey.

Reading is for losers and europeans.
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How many years left on it? I suppose when I think about it going forward, zambrano probably won't factor in to the 2014 WS run so doing this will help make that happen. I should just sever ties with Zambrano now and hate him like the rest of the Cub fans. Probably make my life easier


Wait, wait.   What?  The 2014 World Series  run?  Why is this the first that I am hearing about it?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: CT III on December 15, 2010, 10:11:41 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 15, 2010, 10:06:20 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 10:02:01 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 15, 2010, 09:41:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

You should probably read through what you write before you actually post it, Yeti.  This is pretty fucking ghey.

Reading is for losers and europeans.
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How many years left on it? I suppose when I think about it going forward, zambrano probably won't factor in to the 2014 WS run so doing this will help make that happen. I should just sever ties with Zambrano now and hate him like the rest of the Cub fans. Probably make my life easier


Wait, wait.   What?  The 2014 World Series  run?  Why is this the first that I am hearing about it?

We didn't want you to get overexcited.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Bort on December 15, 2010, 10:14:23 AM
First Wood, now Prior and Zambrano? Are the Yankees just trying to bottle that 2003 magic?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Eli on December 15, 2010, 10:14:45 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 10:02:01 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How many years left on it?

Two years, $36 million.  It vests for 2013 at $19 million if he finishes top-2 in the 2011 Cy Young voting or top-4 in the 2012 Cy Young voting.

So, two years, $36 million.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 15, 2010, 10:19:45 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 09:30:30 AM
Cliff Lee to Phils.
Zambrano to Yankees? (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2010/12/15/2010-12-15_yankees_selfhelp.html#ixzz18BtXfO2v)
Profit????

If the Cubs can drain the Yanks' farm system, they should go for it. Maybe they should also give Cashman the opportunity to RIGHT THAT WRONG and bring back Soriano.

If the Yankees re-sign Kerry Wood, 16% of the Cubs 2002 active roster (plus Larry Rothschild) could be in uniform at Yankee Stadium Opening Day. Should the Cubs have just held out eight years with this bunch?

Am I high or did that Daily News article sport a headline stating that Cashman will likely target Carlos Zambrano with no mention of Z in the body whatsoever?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Bort on December 15, 2010, 10:21:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 15, 2010, 10:19:45 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 09:30:30 AM
Cliff Lee to Phils.
Zambrano to Yankees? (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2010/12/15/2010-12-15_yankees_selfhelp.html#ixzz18BtXfO2v)
Profit????

If the Cubs can drain the Yanks' farm system, they should go for it. Maybe they should also give Cashman the opportunity to RIGHT THAT WRONG and bring back Soriano.

If the Yankees re-sign Kerry Wood, 16% of the Cubs 2002 active roster (plus Larry Rothschild) could be in uniform at Yankee Stadium Opening Day. Should the Cubs have just held out eight years with this bunch?

Am I high or did that Daily News article sport a headline stating that Cashman will likely target Carlos Zambrano with no mention of Z in the body whatsoever?

Second page.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 15, 2010, 10:14:23 AM
First Wood, now Prior and Zambrano? Are the Yankees just trying to bottle that 2003 magic?

Quote from: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 09:30:30 AM
If the Yankees re-sign Kerry Wood, 16% of the Cubs 2002 active roster (plus Larry Rothschild) could be in uniform at Yankee Stadium Opening Day. Should the Cubs have just held out eight years with this bunch?

I believe it's the 2002 magic they're bottling. Corey Patterson, Mark Bellhorn, Bill Mueller, Todd Hundley and Jeff Fassero can all be had for a reasonable price. It'll be tricky getting the Gladiator and Fred McGriff signed, however. I wish Brian Cashman and Hank Steinbrenner the best of luck in this endeavor.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 15, 2010, 10:26:41 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 15, 2010, 10:21:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 15, 2010, 10:19:45 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 09:30:30 AM
Cliff Lee to Phils.
Zambrano to Yankees? (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2010/12/15/2010-12-15_yankees_selfhelp.html#ixzz18BtXfO2v)
Profit????

If the Cubs can drain the Yanks' farm system, they should go for it. Maybe they should also give Cashman the opportunity to RIGHT THAT WRONG and bring back Soriano.

If the Yankees re-sign Kerry Wood, 16% of the Cubs 2002 active roster (plus Larry Rothschild) could be in uniform at Yankee Stadium Opening Day. Should the Cubs have just held out eight years with this bunch?

Am I high or did that Daily News article sport a headline stating that Cashman will likely target Carlos Zambrano with no mention of Z in the body whatsoever?

Second page.

*cough cough* Thanks.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 15, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How do you know that? The man's unstable, Eli. If the Cubs trade Z his thin grasp on sanity will disappear and he'll spend the rest of his days in a padded-room crafting Zambrano-Milton Bradley fanfics.

I love Carlos, I do. But like Eli said, if the Cubs can rid themselves of him and get the Yankees' retarded bat boy in return - game on.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 15, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How do you know that? The man's unstable, Eli. If the Cubs trade Z his thin grasp on sanity will disappear and he'll spend the rest of his days in a padded-room crafting Zambrano-Milton Bradley fanfics.

I love Carlos, I do. But like Eli said, if the Cubs can rid themselves of him and get the Yankees' retarded bat boy in return - game on

So what is Hendry going to spend the $36 million on?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 10:37:10 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 15, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How do you know that? The man's unstable, Eli. If the Cubs trade Z his thin grasp on sanity will disappear and he'll spend the rest of his days in a padded-room crafting Zambrano-Milton Bradley fanfics.

I love Carlos, I do. But like Eli said, if the Cubs can rid themselves of him and get the Yankees' retarded bat boy in return - game on

So what is Hendry going to spend the $36 million on?

Some awesome pastry tables at HoHoKam Park.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:38:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 15, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How do you know that? The man's unstable, Eli. If the Cubs trade Z his thin grasp on sanity will disappear and he'll spend the rest of his days in a padded-room crafting Zambrano-Milton Bradley fanfics.

I love Carlos, I do. But like Eli said, if the Cubs can rid themselves of him and get the Yankees' retarded bat boy in return - game on

So what is Hendry going to spend the $36 million on?

Nothing - it's not his play money anymore. The Rickettses will take it and add a few more years to Crane Kenney's contract.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 15, 2010, 10:40:20 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:38:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 15, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How do you know that? The man's unstable, Eli. If the Cubs trade Z his thin grasp on sanity will disappear and he'll spend the rest of his days in a padded-room crafting Zambrano-Milton Bradley fanfics.

I love Carlos, I do. But like Eli said, if the Cubs can rid themselves of him and get the Yankees' retarded bat boy in return - game on

So what is Hendry going to spend the $36 million on?

Nothing - it's not his play money anymore. The Rickettses will take it and add a few more years to Crane Kenney's contract.

Jesus you just made me SO.  ANGRY.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Bort on December 15, 2010, 10:50:47 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 15, 2010, 10:40:20 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:38:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 15, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How do you know that? The man's unstable, Eli. If the Cubs trade Z his thin grasp on sanity will disappear and he'll spend the rest of his days in a padded-room crafting Zambrano-Milton Bradley fanfics.

I love Carlos, I do. But like Eli said, if the Cubs can rid themselves of him and get the Yankees' retarded bat boy in return - game on

So what is Hendry going to spend the $36 million on?

Nothing - it's not his play money anymore. The Rickettses will take it and add a few more years to Crane Kenney's contract.

Jesus you just made me SO.  ANGRY.

Normally I would joke that this would be as easy as shooting Mick's in a bar, but I'm too ANGRY to do so.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:51:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:38:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 15, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How do you know that? The man's unstable, Eli. If the Cubs trade Z his thin grasp on sanity will disappear and he'll spend the rest of his days in a padded-room crafting Zambrano-Milton Bradley fanfics.

I love Carlos, I do. But like Eli said, if the Cubs can rid themselves of him and get the Yankees' retarded bat boy in return - game on

So what is Hendry going to spend the $36 million on?

Nothing - it's not his play money anymore. The Rickettses will take it and add a few more years to Crane Kenney's contract.

Bullplop. They'll put the money in a 12 month CD while they gather bids for the next shitter renovation.

Seriously, it shows how down on this franchise I am that I think they should just keep Z.

1. GM too incompetent to spend the $36 M wisely or get a good return for Carlos
2. Can't trust that the owners would actually spend the $36 M rather than using it to pay down debt

Might as well just keep a guy who will entertain us while this organization drives us insane.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Waco Kid on December 15, 2010, 10:53:50 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 15, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How do you know that? The man's unstable, Eli. If the Cubs trade Z his thin grasp on sanity will disappear and he'll spend the rest of his days in a padded-room crafting Zambrano-Milton Bradley fanfics.

I love Carlos, I do. But like Eli said, if the Cubs can rid themselves of him and get the Yankees' retarded bat boy in return - game on

So what is Hendry going to spend the $36 million on?

Brandon Webb
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 15, 2010, 10:56:56 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:51:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:38:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 15, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How do you know that? The man's unstable, Eli. If the Cubs trade Z his thin grasp on sanity will disappear and he'll spend the rest of his days in a padded-room crafting Zambrano-Milton Bradley fanfics.

I love Carlos, I do. But like Eli said, if the Cubs can rid themselves of him and get the Yankees' retarded bat boy in return - game on

So what is Hendry going to spend the $36 million on?

Nothing - it's not his play money anymore. The Rickettses will take it and add a few more years to Crane Kenney's contract.

Bullplop. They'll put the money in a 12 month CD while they gather bids for the next shitter renovation.

Seriously, it shows how down on this franchise I am that I think they should just keep Z.

1. GM too incompetent to spend the $36 M wisely or get a good return for Carlos
2. Can't trust that the owners would actually spend the $36 M rather than using it to pay down debt

Might as well just keep a guy who will entertain us while this organization drives us insane.

If he grows out his mustache again and throws another umpire out of a game, he's contract will be worth every penny.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Bort on December 15, 2010, 11:03:24 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 15, 2010, 10:56:56 AM
If he grows out his mustache again and throws another umpire out of a game, he's contract will be worth every penny.

TRUTH.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: CT III on December 15, 2010, 11:08:10 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:51:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:38:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 15, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How do you know that? The man's unstable, Eli. If the Cubs trade Z his thin grasp on sanity will disappear and he'll spend the rest of his days in a padded-room crafting Zambrano-Milton Bradley fanfics.

I love Carlos, I do. But like Eli said, if the Cubs can rid themselves of him and get the Yankees' retarded bat boy in return - game on

So what is Hendry going to spend the $36 million on?

Nothing - it's not his play money anymore. The Rickettses will take it and add a few more years to Crane Kenney's contract.

Bullplop. They'll put the money in a 12 month CD while they gather bids for the next shitter renovation.

Seriously, it shows how down on this franchise I am that I think they should just keep Z.

1. GM too incompetent to spend the $36 M wisely or get a good return for Carlos
2. Can't trust that the owners would actually spend the $36 M rather than using it to pay down debt

Might as well just keep a guy who will entertain us while this organization drives us insane.

Yeah, if Z gets traded the team's not going to run out and spend that money.  It doesn't look like they can afford to.

I mean, our new first basemen's one year contract is being paid on a 3 year installment plan.  Maybe they can put a starting pitcher on layaway?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 15, 2010, 11:48:32 AM
What prospects do the Yankees have that anybody would want? Should we be excited?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Bort on December 15, 2010, 12:19:39 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 15, 2010, 11:48:32 AM
Should we be excited?

You new here?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Armchair_QB on December 15, 2010, 12:46:26 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 15, 2010, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 15, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 15, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 15, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
I don't want Z traded. I love him so much and I know that leads me to overstate his abilities, which are pretty fucking good but not HOF like I frequently tell myself. I just can't get behind the idea of trading him. I also am in great fear over what the Cubs would get back. That goes back to my overstating how good he is but if they don't get a HOF second baseman out of it, I call it a fail

I know you're not being serious, but if the Yankees would somehow take Z's entire contract, the Cubs should be happy taking back nothing in return.

How do you know that? The man's unstable, Eli. If the Cubs trade Z his thin grasp on sanity will disappear and he'll spend the rest of his days in a padded-room crafting Zambrano-Milton Bradley fanfics.

I love Carlos, I do. But like Eli said, if the Cubs can rid themselves of him and get the Yankees' retarded bat boy in return - game on

So what is Hendry going to spend the $36 million on?

Is the answer "a 5-8 middle infielder and a couple of shitty veteran middle relievers"?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 15, 2010, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 15, 2010, 11:48:32 AM
What prospects do the Yankees have that anybody would want? Should we be excited?

Jesus Montero. (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=monter001jes)

That's it.  Unless you're intrigued by this (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=vendit001pat).
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: PenPho on December 15, 2010, 10:10:00 PM
Quote from: Night Man on December 15, 2010, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 15, 2010, 11:48:32 AM
What prospects do the Yankees have that anybody would want? Should we be excited?

Jesus Montero. (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=monter001jes)

That's it.  Unless you're intrigued by this (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=vendit001pat).

Or this. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5587.msg232753#msg232753)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 15, 2010, 10:37:19 PM
Quote from: Night Man on December 15, 2010, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 15, 2010, 11:48:32 AM
What prospects do the Yankees have that anybody would want? Should we be excited?

Jesus Montero. Is the answer Jesus? (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=monter001jes)

Z'S A KILLER!'d
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: R-V on December 16, 2010, 08:42:45 AM
Quote from: Night Man on December 15, 2010, 08:49:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 15, 2010, 11:48:32 AM
What prospects do the Yankees have that anybody would want? Should we be excited?

Jesus Montero. (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=monter001jes)

That's it.  Unless you're intrigued by this (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=vendit001pat).

If we all agree that Robinson Cano is still a prospect does that mean they'll give him up for Z?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: SKO on April 18, 2011, 09:34:56 PM
Bumped for 8 scoreless innings, 10 K's, 1 BB, and 3 hits.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: R-V on April 18, 2011, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2011, 09:34:56 PM
Bumped for 8 scoreless innings, 10 K's, 1 BB, and 3 hits.

I like the cut of your jib, kid. Keep up the positive.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Internet Apex on April 19, 2011, 07:44:53 AM
All Z's haters can go suck a dick and die.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: SKO on April 19, 2011, 08:16:30 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 19, 2011, 07:44:53 AM
All Z's haters can go suck a dick and die.

He loves us, too, Pex.  (http://bit.ly/f9v5d9)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Brownie on January 03, 2013, 09:37:12 PM
Where will Z end up? I've heard nothing regarding him. He's got to be cheap, and at 32, he could be a steal for someone.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: flannj on January 03, 2013, 10:00:01 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 03, 2013, 09:37:12 PM
Where will Z end up?

In a Cuban hospital.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Bort on January 04, 2013, 01:09:18 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 03, 2013, 10:00:01 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 03, 2013, 09:37:12 PM
Where will Z end up?

In a Cuban hospital.

Ok, I'm doubling your whiskey and communion wafer rations this week for a job well done.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Brownie on August 30, 2017, 05:36:45 PM
Quote from: 5laky on September 14, 2008, 11:16:15 PM
Quote"It was a long travel day and Hurricane Ike," Astros manager Cecil Cooper said. "That's what I put it on. That and having two days off. I'm not saying he wasn't good."

Cecil, you classy bastard!

I couldn't find more on the Astros complaining about going to Miller Park 9 years ago, but something struck me as familiar as I watched the highlights of the Rangers-Astros:

Texas wore their home uniforms and used the home dugout at Tropicana Field and the Astros wore the road uniforms and used the visitors dugout.

Sounded familiar (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/58030-a-message-to-the-houston-astros-please-shut-up):

QuoteCecil Cooper, the manager of the Astros, talked to Bud Selig about the situation, expressing his unhappiness that the series had to be played in Milwaukee. "I told him how frustrated I was at the situation", he told mlb.com.

The manager wasn't alone in his frustration. The players were obviously dissatisfied, wearing their road jerseys and using the visitor's clubhouse at Miller Park in a protest that no one would acknowledge. They claimed it was a matter of convenience. I bet.

There were more than just non-verbal statements about the team's sentiment. The players made it perfectly clear in media interviews.

"I can't believe our home fans would cheer that lustfully for the Cubs", Lance Berkman quipped. "I said 'wait a minute. Why are our fans cheering for the Cubs?'"


From yesterday (http://m.mlb.com/news/article/251297702/astros-wear-road-uniforms-against-rangers/):

QuoteST. PETERSBURG -- Very little about the surroundings on Tuesday night suggested that the Astros were the home team in the opener of their three-game set against the Rangers, a 12-2 loss to Texas. From the backdrop of Tropicana Field to their place in the third-base dugout, it felt like any other road trip to Central Florida.

Even the uniforms insinuated their role as that of visitors.

The Astros sported their road grey uniform pants and a dark blue alternative jersey typically reserved for home Sunday games. Why the unorthodox look? Frankly, they had no other choice.

"It's all we had with us," manager A.J. Hinch said.

The Astros had been on a brief, three-day road trip for a series against the Angels, one which took place during Players Weekend. That meant bringing nothing more than the special jerseys worn over the weekend, plus the alternate tops that are sometimes worn by players and coaches during batting practice or bullpen sessions.

"We literally had three days; I took a carry-on," Hinch said. "We basically flew in pajamas for the red-eye flight we took to Anaheim, had the three games and then we flew back. It was a red-eye flight and we were sort of mocking the red-eye flight, so they don't even have the one extra set of clothes you normally would have had on a flight."

Hinch said that once the Houston airport reopens, the team might have its regular home uniforms shipped to them in St. Petersburg for the remainder of their time playing at Tropicana Field.

The Astros also chose to set up camp in the visiting clubhouse despite their stature as the home team, choosing the familiar -- they love the clubhouse staff and are accustomed to the surroundings from their annual trips to play the Rays -- over the more spacious digs of the home side.

Surrre, they love the staff, etc. The team has totally changed: all the players have changed, the leagues have changed, the nemeses have changed, the neutral site has changed, even their red-ass Lance has changed (Berkman to McCullers, Jr.). But they're still the Houston Assholes.

And yes, the Traveling Secretary deserves to be fired for not insisting the team bring extra luggage on the road trip Thursday night with a hurricane bearing down.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 30, 2017, 07:23:21 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 30, 2017, 05:36:45 PM
Quote from: 5laky on September 14, 2008, 11:16:15 PM
Quote"It was a long travel day and Hurricane Ike," Astros manager Cecil Cooper said. "That's what I put it on. That and having two days off. I'm not saying he wasn't good."

Cecil, you classy bastard!

I couldn't find more on the Astros complaining about going to Miller Park 9 years ago, but something struck me as familiar as I watched the highlights of the Rangers-Astros:

Texas wore their home uniforms and used the home dugout at Tropicana Field and the Astros wore the road uniforms and used the visitors dugout.

Sounded familiar (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/58030-a-message-to-the-houston-astros-please-shut-up):

QuoteCecil Cooper, the manager of the Astros, talked to Bud Selig about the situation, expressing his unhappiness that the series had to be played in Milwaukee. “I told him how frustrated I was at the situation”, he told mlb.com.

The manager wasn’t alone in his frustration. The players were obviously dissatisfied, wearing their road jerseys and using the visitor’s clubhouse at Miller Park in a protest that no one would acknowledge. They claimed it was a matter of convenience. I bet.

There were more than just non-verbal statements about the team’s sentiment. The players made it perfectly clear in media interviews.

“I can’t believe our home fans would cheer that lustfully for the Cubs”, Lance Berkman quipped. “I said ‘wait a minute. Why are our fans cheering for the Cubs?’”


From yesterday (http://m.mlb.com/news/article/251297702/astros-wear-road-uniforms-against-rangers/):

QuoteST. PETERSBURG -- Very little about the surroundings on Tuesday night suggested that the Astros were the home team in the opener of their three-game set against the Rangers, a 12-2 loss to Texas. From the backdrop of Tropicana Field to their place in the third-base dugout, it felt like any other road trip to Central Florida.

Even the uniforms insinuated their role as that of visitors.

The Astros sported their road grey uniform pants and a dark blue alternative jersey typically reserved for home Sunday games. Why the unorthodox look? Frankly, they had no other choice.

"It's all we had with us," manager A.J. Hinch said.

The Astros had been on a brief, three-day road trip for a series against the Angels, one which took place during Players Weekend. That meant bringing nothing more than the special jerseys worn over the weekend, plus the alternate tops that are sometimes worn by players and coaches during batting practice or bullpen sessions.

"We literally had three days; I took a carry-on," Hinch said. "We basically flew in pajamas for the red-eye flight we took to Anaheim, had the three games and then we flew back. It was a red-eye flight and we were sort of mocking the red-eye flight, so they don't even have the one extra set of clothes you normally would have had on a flight."

Hinch said that once the Houston airport reopens, the team might have its regular home uniforms shipped to them in St. Petersburg for the remainder of their time playing at Tropicana Field.

The Astros also chose to set up camp in the visiting clubhouse despite their stature as the home team, choosing the familiar -- they love the clubhouse staff and are accustomed to the surroundings from their annual trips to play the Rays -- over the more spacious digs of the home side.

Surrre, they love the staff, etc. The team has totally changed: all the players have changed, the leagues have changed, the nemeses have changed, the neutral site has changed, even their red-ass Lance has changed (Berkman to McCullers, Jr.). But they're still the Houston Assholes.

And yes, the Traveling Secretary deserves to be fired for not insisting the team bring extra luggage on the road trip Thursday night with a hurricane bearing down.

It also frosts me that the Rangers are getting shit on for not bending to the Astros' whim and switching home series, which would have screwed no one but their own fans. The Rangers offered to host the series, play as the road team, give the Astros 100% of the proceeds, and coordinate a hurricane relief fundraising effort. The games could have stayed in Texas. Instead of reaching a great compromise for all involved the Astros bitched about not getting their way and sites like Deadspin dutifully took up the task of crapping on the Rangers for it.

Joe Sheehan also had a great analysis of this situation in his newsletter. Anyone who wants to see it, ask, and I'll post it.

In conclusion, fuck the Astros. I am now rooting for the Cubs to sweep their dumb asses in the World Series.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 31, 2017, 08:09:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 30, 2017, 07:23:21 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 30, 2017, 05:36:45 PM
Quote from: 5laky on September 14, 2008, 11:16:15 PM
Quote"It was a long travel day and Hurricane Ike," Astros manager Cecil Cooper said. "That's what I put it on. That and having two days off. I'm not saying he wasn't good."

Cecil, you classy bastard!

I couldn't find more on the Astros complaining about going to Miller Park 9 years ago, but something struck me as familiar as I watched the highlights of the Rangers-Astros:

Texas wore their home uniforms and used the home dugout at Tropicana Field and the Astros wore the road uniforms and used the visitors dugout.

Sounded familiar (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/58030-a-message-to-the-houston-astros-please-shut-up):

QuoteCecil Cooper, the manager of the Astros, talked to Bud Selig about the situation, expressing his unhappiness that the series had to be played in Milwaukee. "I told him how frustrated I was at the situation", he told mlb.com.

The manager wasn't alone in his frustration. The players were obviously dissatisfied, wearing their road jerseys and using the visitor's clubhouse at Miller Park in a protest that no one would acknowledge. They claimed it was a matter of convenience. I bet.

There were more than just non-verbal statements about the team's sentiment. The players made it perfectly clear in media interviews.

"I can't believe our home fans would cheer that lustfully for the Cubs", Lance Berkman quipped. "I said 'wait a minute. Why are our fans cheering for the Cubs?'"


From yesterday (http://m.mlb.com/news/article/251297702/astros-wear-road-uniforms-against-rangers/):

QuoteST. PETERSBURG -- Very little about the surroundings on Tuesday night suggested that the Astros were the home team in the opener of their three-game set against the Rangers, a 12-2 loss to Texas. From the backdrop of Tropicana Field to their place in the third-base dugout, it felt like any other road trip to Central Florida.

Even the uniforms insinuated their role as that of visitors.

The Astros sported their road grey uniform pants and a dark blue alternative jersey typically reserved for home Sunday games. Why the unorthodox look? Frankly, they had no other choice.

"It's all we had with us," manager A.J. Hinch said.

The Astros had been on a brief, three-day road trip for a series against the Angels, one which took place during Players Weekend. That meant bringing nothing more than the special jerseys worn over the weekend, plus the alternate tops that are sometimes worn by players and coaches during batting practice or bullpen sessions.

"We literally had three days; I took a carry-on," Hinch said. "We basically flew in pajamas for the red-eye flight we took to Anaheim, had the three games and then we flew back. It was a red-eye flight and we were sort of mocking the red-eye flight, so they don't even have the one extra set of clothes you normally would have had on a flight."

Hinch said that once the Houston airport reopens, the team might have its regular home uniforms shipped to them in St. Petersburg for the remainder of their time playing at Tropicana Field.

The Astros also chose to set up camp in the visiting clubhouse despite their stature as the home team, choosing the familiar -- they love the clubhouse staff and are accustomed to the surroundings from their annual trips to play the Rays -- over the more spacious digs of the home side.

Surrre, they love the staff, etc. The team has totally changed: all the players have changed, the leagues have changed, the nemeses have changed, the neutral site has changed, even their red-ass Lance has changed (Berkman to McCullers, Jr.). But they're still the Houston Assholes.

And yes, the Traveling Secretary deserves to be fired for not insisting the team bring extra luggage on the road trip Thursday night with a hurricane bearing down.

It also frosts me that the Rangers are getting shit on for not bending to the Astros' whim and switching home series, which would have screwed no one but their own fans. The Rangers offered to host the series, play as the road team, give the Astros 100% of the proceeds, and coordinate a hurricane relief fundraising effort. The games could have stayed in Texas. Instead of reaching a great compromise for all involved the Astros bitched about not getting their way and sites like Deadspin dutifully took up the task of crapping on the Rangers for it.

Joe Sheehan also had a great analysis of this situation in his newsletter. Anyone who wants to see it, ask, and I'll post it.

In conclusion, fuck the Astros. I am now rooting for the Cubs to sweep their dumb asses in the World Series.

You're hoping the hated Astros win the pennant?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Tonker on August 31, 2017, 09:34:48 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 31, 2017, 08:09:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 30, 2017, 07:23:21 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 30, 2017, 05:36:45 PM
Quote from: 5laky on September 14, 2008, 11:16:15 PM
Quote"It was a long travel day and Hurricane Ike," Astros manager Cecil Cooper said. "That's what I put it on. That and having two days off. I'm not saying he wasn't good."

Cecil, you classy bastard!

I couldn't find more on the Astros complaining about going to Miller Park 9 years ago, but something struck me as familiar as I watched the highlights of the Rangers-Astros:

Texas wore their home uniforms and used the home dugout at Tropicana Field and the Astros wore the road uniforms and used the visitors dugout.

Sounded familiar (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/58030-a-message-to-the-houston-astros-please-shut-up):

QuoteCecil Cooper, the manager of the Astros, talked to Bud Selig about the situation, expressing his unhappiness that the series had to be played in Milwaukee. "I told him how frustrated I was at the situation", he told mlb.com.

The manager wasn't alone in his frustration. The players were obviously dissatisfied, wearing their road jerseys and using the visitor's clubhouse at Miller Park in a protest that no one would acknowledge. They claimed it was a matter of convenience. I bet.


From yesterday (http://m.mlb.com/news/article/251297702/astros-wear-road-uniforms-against-rangers/):

QuoteST. PETERSBURG -- Very little about the surroundings on Tuesday night suggested that the Astros were the home team in the opener of their three-game set against the Rangers, a 12-2 loss to Texas. From the backdrop of Tropicana Field to their place in the third-base dugout, it felt like any other road trip to Central Florida.

Even the uniforms insinuated their role as that of visitors.

The Astros sported their road grey uniform pants and a dark blue alternative jersey typically reserved for home Sunday games. Why the unorthodox look? Frankly, they had no other choice.

"It's all we had with us," manager A.J. Hinch said.

The Astros had been on a brief, three-day road trip for a series against the Angels, one which took place during Players Weekend. That meant bringing nothing more than the special jerseys worn over the weekend, plus the alternate tops that are sometimes worn by players and coaches during batting practice or bullpen sessions.

"We literally had three days; I took a carry-on," Hinch said. "We basically flew in pajamas for the red-eye flight we took to Anaheim, had the three games and then we flew back. It was a red-eye flight and we were sort of mocking the red-eye flight, so they don't even have the one extra set of clothes you normally would have had on a flight."

Hinch said that once the Houston airport reopens, the team might have its regular home uniforms shipped to them in St. Petersburg for the remainder of their time playing at Tropicana Field.

The Astros also chose to set up camp in the visiting clubhouse despite their stature as the home team, choosing the familiar -- they love the clubhouse staff and are accustomed to the surroundings from their annual trips to play the Rays -- over the more spacious digs of the home side.

Surrre, they love the staff, etc. The team has totally changed: all the players have changed, the leagues have changed, the nemeses have changed, the neutral site has changed, even their red-ass Lance has changed (Berkman to McCullers, Jr.). But they're still the Houston Assholes.

And yes, the Traveling Secretary deserves to be fired for not insisting the team bring extra luggage on the road trip Thursday night with a hurricane bearing down.

It also frosts me that the Rangers are getting shit on for not bending to the Astros' whim and switching home series, which would have screwed no one but their own fans. The Rangers offered to host the series, play as the road team, give the Astros 100% of the proceeds, and coordinate a hurricane relief fundraising effort. The games could have stayed in Texas. Instead of reaching a great compromise for all involved the Astros bitched about not getting their way and sites like Deadspin dutifully took up the task of crapping on the Rangers for it.

Joe Sheehan also had a great analysis of this situation in his newsletter. Anyone who wants to see it, ask, and I'll post it.

In conclusion, fuck the Astros. I am now rooting for the Cubs to sweep their dumb asses in the World Series.

You're hoping the hated Astros win the pennant?

I think I speak for Saul and indeed everybody when I say that I don't give a flying fuck who wins the AL pennant as long as the Cubs beat them.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 01, 2017, 03:37:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 31, 2017, 09:34:48 AM
I think I speak for Saul and indeed everybody when I say that I don't give a flying fuck who wins the AL pennant as long as the Cubs beat them.

Correct. But if they do make it, the "Astros redeem Houston after Harvey" narrative would be so insufferable by then that I would be begging the Cubs to sweep.

This is from Ken Rosenthal at the Athletic:

Quote
What happened Thursday night with Verlander is not entirely clear. As a player with 10 years of major-league service, five consecutively with the same team, Verlander had the right to veto any trade. MLB.com’s Jon Paul Morosi reported that the pitcher’s first choice was the Cubs, and that he wanted to exhaust that possibility before agreeing to join the Astros. Astros owner Jim Crane, speaking to reporters, said of Verlander, “He was a little reluctant and eventually made the right decision.”

Haha! Verlander didn't even want to go there! "Reluctant," ouch. And what a douchey, condescending quote from Jim Crane, too.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Eli on September 01, 2017, 07:34:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 01, 2017, 03:37:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 31, 2017, 09:34:48 AM
I think I speak for Saul and indeed everybody when I say that I don't give a flying fuck who wins the AL pennant as long as the Cubs beat them.

Correct. But if they do make it, the "Astros redeem Houston after Harvey" narrative would be so insufferable by then that I would be begging the Cubs to sweep.

This is from Ken Rosenthal at the Athletic:

Quote
What happened Thursday night with Verlander is not entirely clear. As a player with 10 years of major-league service, five consecutively with the same team, Verlander had the right to veto any trade. MLB.com's Jon Paul Morosi reported that the pitcher's first choice was the Cubs, and that he wanted to exhaust that possibility before agreeing to join the Astros. Astros owner Jim Crane, speaking to reporters, said of Verlander, "He was a little reluctant and eventually made the right decision."

Haha! Verlander didn't even want to go there! "Reluctant," ouch. And what a douchey, condescending quote from Jim Crane, too.

I dunno. That just sounds like the kind of thing you'd have to say when you get asked why someone initially didn't want to play for your team.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: SKO on September 01, 2017, 07:38:20 AM
I wonder what persuaded Verlander to say yes. My guess is someone pointed out the hit his reputation might take if people decided to slander him for turning down Houston in their hour of need or whatever.
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: CT III on September 01, 2017, 10:48:49 AM
This discussion made me realize the Astros have a shot at the rarest of feats: losing a World Series to both the White Sox and the Cubs. 
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Brownie on September 01, 2017, 12:59:58 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 01, 2017, 10:48:49 AM
This discussion made me realize the Astros have a shot at the rarest of feats: losing a World Series to both the White Sox and the Cubs. 

Remember in 2005, Houston not only took on Katrina refugees, but Hurricane Rita forced Dallas to take on Houston refugees. So they lose World Series to Chicago teams on the heels of major natural disasters?
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: Brownie on September 01, 2017, 01:04:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2017, 07:38:20 AM
I wonder what persuaded Verlander to say yes. My guess is someone pointed out the hit his reputation might take if people decided to slander him for turning down Houston in their hour of need or whatever.

The White House is unimpressed. (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/258208796839657472?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)

(Yes, I know it was from 2012.)
Title: Re: Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread
Post by: SKO on September 01, 2017, 01:21:49 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 01, 2017, 01:04:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2017, 07:38:20 AM
I wonder what persuaded Verlander to say yes. My guess is someone pointed out the hit his reputation might take if people decided to slander him for turning down Houston in their hour of need or whatever.

The White House is unimpressed. (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/258208796839657472?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)

(Yes, I know it was from 2012.)

Turns out it was the Astros guaranteeing him a full no-trade even though he'd lose his 10-5 rights by changing teams, and guaranteeing his option for 2020 instead of requiring it to vest with a Top 5 In Cy Voting 2019 season. In other words they basically bribed him with 22 million dollars. I'd have said yes too, Justin.