The NL Central is pretty much going to suck this year (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-090215-chicago-cubs-nl-central,0,1171888.story?page=3), by the looks of things.
The Cubs should win this going away.
Not a fan of the Turndthrow Thread? Or did you just see this as an opportunity to Rog-Roll the Desipio Massive? Either way I think it's DRLP.
Quote from: ~Apex on February 16, 2009, 07:27:06 AM
Not a fan of the Turndthrow Thread? Or did you just see this as an opportunity to Rog-Roll the Desipio Massive? Either way I think it's DRLP.
I presumed that, seeing as Turdthrow has been released, his thread was no longer relevant.
Quote from: Tonker on February 16, 2009, 07:38:17 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on February 16, 2009, 07:27:06 AM
Not a fan of the Turndthrow Thread? Or did you just see this as an opportunity to Rog-Roll the Desipio Massive? Either way I think it's DRLP.
I presumed that, seeing as Turdthrow has been released, his thread was no longer relevant.
New here?
Quote from: Tonker on February 16, 2009, 07:38:17 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on February 16, 2009, 07:27:06 AM
Not a fan of the Turndthrow Thread? Or did you just see this as an opportunity to Rog-Roll the Desipio Massive? Either way I think it's DRLP.
I presumed that, seeing as Turdthrow has been released, his thread was no longer relevant.
Are fucking serious Tonk? That thread makes me happier than a Scot in suet.
Son of a bitch, what were you thinking?
Damn foreigners.
I'm sorry. I'M SORRY FOR GOD'S SAKE. I FUCKED UP! YOU THINK THIS ISN'T THE FIRST THING I THINK ABOUT IN THE MORNING AND THE LAST THING I THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT? I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BE ABLE TO GO BACK AND UNDO IT. I ALREADY POSTED THIS IN THE TURD THROW THREAD AS WELL - I GOT NOTHIN' ELSE TO GIVE.
Quote from: Tonker on February 16, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
I'm sorry. I'M SORRY FOR GOD'S SAKE. I FUCKED UP! YOU THINK THIS ISN'T THE FIRST THING I THINK ABOUT IN THE MORNING AND THE LAST THING I THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT? I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BE ABLE TO GO BACK AND UNDO IT. I ALREADY POSTED THIS IN THE TURD THROW THREAD AS WELL - I GOT NOTHIN' ELSE TO GIVE.
Wait. Now I have to get up and go back to the
other thread?!? Motherf*cker.
Quote from: powen01 on February 16, 2009, 08:56:15 AM
Quote from: Tonker on February 16, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
I'm sorry. I'M SORRY FOR GOD'S SAKE. I FUCKED UP! YOU THINK THIS ISN'T THE FIRST THING I THINK ABOUT IN THE MORNING AND THE LAST THING I THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT? I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BE ABLE TO GO BACK AND UNDO IT. I ALREADY POSTED THIS IN THE TURD THROW THREAD AS WELL - I GOT NOTHIN' ELSE TO GIVE.
Wait. Now I have to get up and go back to the other thread?!? Motherf*cker.
Everytime Tonker tries to correct a wrong, he just makes things worse. Just like the ACLU.
You'll be sorry. You'll ALL be sorry.
Quote from: Tonker on February 16, 2009, 09:08:27 AM
You'll be sorry. You'll ALL be sorry.
Come home, Tonk. All is forgiven.
Quote from: CBStew on February 16, 2009, 11:35:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on February 16, 2009, 09:08:27 AM
You'll be sorry. You'll ALL be sorry.
Come home, Tonk. All is forgiven.
I dunno, Stew. Are you going to slaughter a fattened calf for me?
I for one appreciate this thread because I didn't have time to wade through 50+ pages of text to find out that our rival clubs of the NL Central are going to be stank shit in this upcoming season. I don't know who to thank: Tonker, for making this thread, or the other 5 baseball teams we share a division with, for being DEADWEIGHT.
Another unfettered Desipio tradition: multiple threads on the same subject because some people don't want to slog through 50+ pages of what have you. Unfortunately, these threads are DEADWEIGHT.
Please, for the love of God, just let this thread die. The shame of it is almost too much to bear.
Quote from: Simmer on February 22, 2009, 01:12:02 AM
I for one appreciate this thread because I didn't have time to wade through 50+ pages of text to find out that our rival clubs of the NL Central are going to be stank shit in this upcoming season. I don't know who to thank: Tonker, for making this thread, or the other 5 baseball teams we share a division with, for being DEADWEIGHT.
He lives.
Tonker showed that people from that side of the pond are as handy with threads as with recipes.
"Jacque Jones played his first professional game at first base Thursday.
"It's a fun change for me," Jones said, "a lot of action. You're involved in almost every play." If Dusty Baker falls in love with using the veteran Jones, it would come at the expense of talented young players Chris Dickerson and Joey Votto. Even Baker isn't likely to do that.
Related: Joey Votto, Chris Dickerson"
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:34:20 AM
Even Baker isn't likely to do that.
That made me guffaw.
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:34:20 AM
"Jacque Jones played his first professional game at first base Thursday.
"It's a fun change for me," Jones said, "a lot of action. You're involved in almost every play." If Dusty Baker falls in love with using the veteran Jones, it would come at the expense of talented young players Chris Dickerson and Joey Votto. Even Baker isn't likely to do that.
Related: Joey Votto, Chris Dickerson"
So this is as good a time as any to trade Votto off my roto team?
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:34:20 AM
"Jacque Jones played his first professional game at first base Thursday.
"It's a fun change for me," Jones said, "a lot of action. You're involved in almost every play." If Dusty Baker falls in love with using the veteran Jones, it would come at the expense of talented young players Chris Dickerson and Joey Votto. Even Baker isn't likely to do that.
Related: Joey Votto, Chris Dickerson"
At least Jock doesn't have to throw very far over at first base.
I'm just glad this thread is being kept alive, lest we forget Tonk's shame.
Quote from: Dave B on March 06, 2009, 10:59:49 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:34:20 AM
"Jacque Jones played his first professional game at first base Thursday.
"It's a fun change for me," Jones said, "a lot of action. You're involved in almost every play." If Dusty Baker falls in love with using the veteran Jones, it would come at the expense of talented young players Chris Dickerson and Joey Votto. Even Baker isn't likely to do that.
Related: Joey Votto, Chris Dickerson"
At least Jock doesn't have to throw very far over at first base.
He'll do a great job throwing infield practice before innings.
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:34:20 AM
"Jacque Jones played his first professional game at first base Thursday.
"It's a fun change for me," Jones said, "a lot of action. You're involved in almost every play." If Dusty Baker falls in love with using the veteran Jones, it would come at the expense of talented young players Chris Dickerson and Joey Votto. Even Baker isn't likely to do that.
Related: Joey Votto, Chris Dickerson"
This is hilarious. I'd certainly wager that Baker would do exactly this.
Quote from: Dave B on March 06, 2009, 10:59:49 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:34:20 AM
"Jacque Jones played his first professional game at first base Thursday.
"It's a fun change for me," Jones said, "a lot of action. You're involved in almost every play." If Dusty Baker falls in love with using the veteran Jones, it would come at the expense of talented young players Chris Dickerson and Joey Votto. Even Baker isn't likely to do that.
Related: Joey Votto, Chris Dickerson"
At least Jock doesn't have to throw very far over at first base.
Someone will have to tell Jock you only spike the ball after the
third out.
Quote from: fiveouts on March 06, 2009, 11:56:56 AM
Quote from: Dave B on March 06, 2009, 10:59:49 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:34:20 AM
"Jacque Jones played his first professional game at first base Thursday.
"It's a fun change for me," Jones said, "a lot of action. You're involved in almost every play." If Dusty Baker falls in love with using the veteran Jones, it would come at the expense of talented young players Chris Dickerson and Joey Votto. Even Baker isn't likely to do that.
Related: Joey Votto, Chris Dickerson"
At least Jock doesn't have to throw very far over at first base.
He'll do a great job throwing infield practice before innings.
Dave B and fiveouts were thinking what I was thinking. His ability to spike a baseball into his shoelaces should serve him well as a first baseman.
For a Jock throw across the diamond, I would set the over/under at "Pitcher's mound".
Quote from: Simmer on March 06, 2009, 03:30:39 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on March 06, 2009, 11:56:56 AM
Quote from: Dave B on March 06, 2009, 10:59:49 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:34:20 AM
"Jacque Jones played his first professional game at first base Thursday.
"It's a fun change for me," Jones said, "a lot of action. You're involved in almost every play." If Dusty Baker falls in love with using the veteran Jones, it would come at the expense of talented young players Chris Dickerson and Joey Votto. Even Baker isn't likely to do that.
Related: Joey Votto, Chris Dickerson"
At least Jock doesn't have to throw very far over at first base.
He'll do a great job throwing infield practice before innings.
Dave B and fiveouts were thinking what I was thinking. His ability to spike a baseball into his shoelaces should serve him well as a first baseman.
For a Jock throw across the diamond, I would set the over/under at "Pitcher's mound".
Under. Tossed at just the right angle, I'd take first base dugout. Pretty confident with that pick, too.
Houston should move to the AL West and get it over with.
Every year son number three goes to Las Vegas and puts $20 on the Cubs for his dad. Last year it would have paid $120. Each time he does that he gets a ticket and a smirk from the clerk who sells the tickets. Although not a Cub fan my son was rooting for them so he could bring the ticket back to the same clerk and ask who was smirking now? We know the answer. I have decided that it is the $20 bets that are jinxing us. I asked him to do me a favor and not buy a ticket on the Cubs this year.
Quote from: CBStew on March 06, 2009, 06:38:17 PM
Every year son number three goes to Las Vegas and puts $20 on the Cubs for his dad. Last year it would have paid $120. Each time he does that he gets a ticket and a smirk from the clerk who sells the tickets. Although not a Cub fan my son was rooting for them so he could bring the ticket back to the same clerk and ask who was smirking now? We know the answer. I have decided that it is the $20 bets that are jinxing us. I asked him to do me a favor and not buy a ticket on the Cubs this year.
Sweet, October is going to be awesome this time.
Seriously - is your son a Giants fan? They ain't done much better the last 60 years or so.
Quote from: Slakee on March 06, 2009, 06:57:01 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 06, 2009, 06:38:17 PM
Every year son number three goes to Las Vegas and puts $20 on the Cubs for his dad. Last year it would have paid $120. Each time he does that he gets a ticket and a smirk from the clerk who sells the tickets. Although not a Cub fan my son was rooting for them so he could bring the ticket back to the same clerk and ask who was smirking now? We know the answer. I have decided that it is the $20 bets that are jinxing us. I asked him to do me a favor and not buy a ticket on the Cubs this year.
Sweet, October is going to be awesome this time.
Seriously - is your son a Giants fan? They ain't done much better the last 60 years or so.
They're oh-for-California.
Quote from: Slakee on March 06, 2009, 06:57:01 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 06, 2009, 06:38:17 PM
Every year son number three goes to Las Vegas and puts $20 on the Cubs for his dad. Last year it would have paid $120. Each time he does that he gets a ticket and a smirk from the clerk who sells the tickets. Although not a Cub fan my son was rooting for them so he could bring the ticket back to the same clerk and ask who was smirking now? We know the answer. I have decided that it is the $20 bets that are jinxing us. I asked him to do me a favor and not buy a ticket on the Cubs this year.
Sweet, October is going to be awesome this time.
Seriously - is your son a Giants fan? They ain't done much better the last 60 years or so.
That son is an As' fan. They've done alright in his lifetime.
Quote from: CBStew on March 06, 2009, 07:47:56 PM
Quote from: Slakee on March 06, 2009, 06:57:01 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 06, 2009, 06:38:17 PM
Every year son number three goes to Las Vegas and puts $20 on the Cubs for his dad. Last year it would have paid $120. Each time he does that he gets a ticket and a smirk from the clerk who sells the tickets. Although not a Cub fan my son was rooting for them so he could bring the ticket back to the same clerk and ask who was smirking now? We know the answer. I have decided that it is the $20 bets that are jinxing us. I asked him to do me a favor and not buy a ticket on the Cubs this year.
Sweet, October is going to be awesome this time.
Seriously - is your son a Giants fan? They ain't done much better the last 60 years or so.
That son is an As' fan. They've done alright in his lifetime.
Yeah well Sean Gallagher sucks. Or he slept with Weebs. Something else bad.
Quote from: Oleg on March 06, 2009, 10:57:28 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:34:20 AM
"Jacque Jones played his first professional game at first base Thursday.
"It's a fun change for me," Jones said, "a lot of action. You're involved in almost every play." If Dusty Baker falls in love with using the veteran Jones, it would come at the expense of talented young players Chris Dickerson and Joey Votto. Even Baker isn't likely to do that.
Related: Joey Votto, Chris Dickerson"
So this is as good a time as any to trade Votto off my roto team?
No, but there won't be anyone on base when he bats because his current butt buddy is Willy Taveras, a typical Dusty guy that can't hit a lick. With him first and Jeff Keppinger/Alex Gonzalez/Chris Dickerson hitting second, Votto could hit 20 homers and drive in 25.
Quote from: CBStew on March 06, 2009, 06:38:17 PM
Every year son number three goes to Las Vegas and puts $20 on the Cubs for his dad. Last year it would have paid $120. Each time he does that he gets a ticket and a smirk from the clerk who sells the tickets. Although not a Cub fan my son was rooting for them so he could bring the ticket back to the same clerk and ask who was smirking now? We know the answer. I have decided that it is the $20 bets that are jinxing us. I asked him to do me a favor and not buy a ticket on the Cubs this year.
Stew, it's not who you're betting for. The problem is you're not betting ENOUGH.
Tap a Home Equity Loan and go for a couple hundred grand.
World Series here we come...
Rick Ankiel met some padding tonight: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4138797 and it was pretty brutal, as I'm sure you've all seen. I was at this game and it looked pretty bad at the time. I wasn't able to see a replay until I got back as the Jumbotron didn't show a replay, not that I expected it.
Also, it was nice to see Local Guy Jayson Werth have a double and HR in the game. Fuck the Cardinals
Quote from: IrishYeti on May 05, 2009, 12:31:33 AM
Rick Ankiel met some padding tonight: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4138797 and it was pretty brutal, as I'm sure you've all seen. I was at this game and it looked pretty bad at the time. I wasn't able to see a replay until I got back as the Jumbotron didn't show a replay, not that I expected it.
That looked scary, but...
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090504&content_id=4559854
QuoteAccording to a statement the club released late on Monday night, Ankiel underwent X-rays and a CT scan of his head, neck and back, and all were negative and showed no fractures.
Cardinals general manager John Mozeliak said that Ankiel had movement and feeling in his arms and legs, and that according to the team's head physician, Dr. George Paletta, Ankiel never lost consciousness on the play. A club official said that Ankiel checked out as "neurologically intact" both on the field and at the hospital.
So it's okay to make fun of him now?
I guess HGH does prevent broken necks?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T YOU PLEASE LET THIS THREAD DIE? WHY DO YOU KEEP PICKING AT MY SCABS?
Quote from: Tonk on May 05, 2009, 07:02:34 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T YOU PLEASE LET THIS THREAD DIE? WHY DO YOU KEEP PICKING AT MY SCABS?
Some penarse thought it would be droll to lock the bloody Turdthrow thread after the bastard got released again. So this is the shite we're left with.
Quote from: ~Apex on May 05, 2009, 07:29:44 AM
Quote from: Tonk on May 05, 2009, 07:02:34 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T YOU PLEASE LET THIS THREAD DIE? WHY DO YOU KEEP PICKING AT MY SCABS?
Some penarse thought it would be droll to lock the bloody Turdthrow thread after the bastard got released again. So this is the shite we're left with.
Someone's been listening to The Streets, huh?
Quote from: Tank on May 05, 2009, 02:10:26 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on May 05, 2009, 12:31:33 AM
Rick Ankiel met some padding tonight: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4138797 and it was pretty brutal, as I'm sure you've all seen. I was at this game and it looked pretty bad at the time. I wasn't able to see a replay until I got back as the Jumbotron didn't show a replay, not that I expected it.
That looked scary, but...
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090504&content_id=4559854
QuoteAccording to a statement the club released late on Monday night, Ankiel underwent X-rays and a CT scan of his head, neck and back, and all were negative and showed no fractures.
Cardinals general manager John Mozeliak said that Ankiel had movement and feeling in his arms and legs, and that according to the team's head physician, Dr. George Paletta, Ankiel never lost consciousness on the play. A club official said that Ankiel checked out as "neurologically intact" both on the field and at the hospital.
So it's okay to make fun of him now?
They knew he was "neurologically intact" when he insisted he'd find his own way home after The Genius offered him a ride.
Quote from: Oleg on May 05, 2009, 07:54:48 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on May 05, 2009, 07:29:44 AM
Quote from: Tonk on May 05, 2009, 07:02:34 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T YOU PLEASE LET THIS THREAD DIE? WHY DO YOU KEEP PICKING AT MY SCABS?
Some penarse thought it would be droll to lock the bloody Turdthrow thread after the bastard got released again. So this is the shite we're left with.
Someone's been listening to The Streets, huh?
Peck kinda looks like him.. if he were black of course.
Quote from: Oleg on May 05, 2009, 07:54:48 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on May 05, 2009, 07:29:44 AM
Quote from: Tonk on May 05, 2009, 07:02:34 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T YOU PLEASE LET THIS THREAD DIE? WHY DO YOU KEEP PICKING AT MY SCABS?
Some penarse thought it would be droll to lock the bloody Turdthrow thread after the bastard got released again. So this is the shite we're left with.
Someone's been listening to The Streets, huh?
Not me. Although I used to.
Quote from: BH on May 05, 2009, 07:58:32 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 05, 2009, 07:54:48 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on May 05, 2009, 07:29:44 AM
Quote from: Tonk on May 05, 2009, 07:02:34 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T YOU PLEASE LET THIS THREAD DIE? WHY DO YOU KEEP PICKING AT MY SCABS?
Some penarse thought it would be droll to lock the bloody Turdthrow thread after the bastard got released again. So this is the shite we're left with.
Someone's been listening to The Streets, huh?
Peck kinda looks like him.. if he were black of course.
Peck?
(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsA/653-7175.gif)
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:
http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow
And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.
So is this the new Turd Throw thread?
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:
http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow
And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.
People were sobbing last night?
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:
http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow
And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.
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Quote from: IrishYeti on May 05, 2009, 10:08:37 AM
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:
http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow
And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.
People were sobbing last night?
I know I was. More Ankiel in the lineup = good times for the Cubs.
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:
http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow
And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.
Some of the comments are awesome.
QuoteJosh Hancock is my Designated Driver
and
QuoteThat's sad, I figured Victor would have been able to put some money away
and
QuoteI didn't know you hire someone to mow your lawn if you live in a trailer park.
To name a few.
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:
http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow
And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/05/zambrano-mows-my-lawn1.jpg)
Little does this guy know, but his wife is sleeping with his landscaper.
Andy did dub him the Lawnmower, right? (http://www.desipio.com/?p=656)
And who do you think objected the loudest to the nickname? (http://www.desipio.com/?p=605#comment-19650)
Quote from: Tank on May 05, 2009, 10:10:16 AM
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:
http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow
And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.
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THIS.
already posted this on ticket exchange thread with no luck, so I'll try a more popular thread.. ive got an extra outfield box for today, ticket's on me if you buy me a couple beers and a dog.
Quote from: IrishYeti on May 05, 2009, 10:08:37 AM
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:
http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow
And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.
People were sobbing last night?
Oh yeah. They were showing crowd shots and women were crying and holding their hands like they were praying. It was a little overdramatic. I can just hear them; "First DK, then Josh, and now Ricky. Why, God? Why?!".
Quote from: Brownie on May 05, 2009, 10:29:12 AM
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:
http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow
And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/05/zambrano-mows-my-lawn1.jpg)
Little does this guy know, but his wife is sleeping with his landscaper.
Andy did dub him the Lawnmower, right? (http://www.desipio.com/?p=656)
And who do you think objected the loudest to the nickname? (http://www.desipio.com/?p=605#comment-19650)
DPD, but some of the comments bring up some good ideas for "revenge" T-shirts: "Josh Hancock is my Designated Driver" and "McGwire is my Pharmacist".
I'd like to add "Darryl Kile is My Hotel Maid".
Tony LaRussa is my statistician.
Jim Edmonds is my dog breeder.
Don Denkinger is my homeboy.
Vince Coleman is My Groundskeeper
Don Denkinger is My Umpire
Ozzie Smith is my slave.
too soon?
Bob Gibson was my parents' slave
I don't think Josh Hancock got my text message.
Quote from: morpheus on May 05, 2009, 08:44:04 AM
Quote from: BH on May 05, 2009, 07:58:32 AM
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Quote from: Tonk on May 05, 2009, 07:02:34 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T YOU PLEASE LET THIS THREAD DIE? WHY DO YOU KEEP PICKING AT MY SCABS?
Some penarse thought it would be droll to lock the bloody Turdthrow thread after the bastard got released again. So this is the shite we're left with.
Someone's been listening to The Streets, huh?
Peck kinda looks like him.. if he were black of course.
Peck?
(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsA/653-7175.gif)
Yes?
Quote from: Apex on May 05, 2009, 12:09:45 PM
Quote from: morpheus on May 05, 2009, 08:44:04 AM
Quote from: BH on May 05, 2009, 07:58:32 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 05, 2009, 07:54:48 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on May 05, 2009, 07:29:44 AM
Quote from: Tonk on May 05, 2009, 07:02:34 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T YOU PLEASE LET THIS THREAD DIE? WHY DO YOU KEEP PICKING AT MY SCABS?
Some penarse thought it would be droll to lock the bloody Turdthrow thread after the bastard got released again. So this is the shite we're left with.
Someone's been listening to The Streets, huh?
Peck kinda looks like him.. if he were black of course.
Peck?
(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsA/653-7175.gif)
Yes?
Okay.
Quote from: RV on May 05, 2009, 12:03:08 PM
I don't think Josh Hancock got my text message.
Winner.
Daryl Kile tries my grass to make sure it's not laced.
Quote from: Brownie on May 05, 2009, 11:35:14 AM
Tony LaRussa is my statistician steroid supplier.
Russ Ortiz is currently penciled in for a Thursday start against the Cubs.
The veteran had his turn in the rotation skipped last week, but did work out of the bullpen. Considering his 5.21 ERA and 1.79 WHIP, owners in NL-only leagues should stay away.
Source: Astros.mlb.com
I just thought it was strange when they installed that sign in the Cardinals' bullpen that says 364 0 day(s) since the last worker fatality.
Leave it to the Cardinals and their homer beat-writers to make that collision with the wall seem like a miracle:
"He's already made a lot of good plays out there. It's pretty impressive for someone who's never played out there how quickly he's picked it up," Ludwick said. "He's Superman."
Well, not quite. But surviving that crash suggests that Ankiel must have some otherworldly power — because if his head had turned out as bent as his cap, he wouldn't have been reliving the moment Tuesday night."
Quote from: Dave B on May 06, 2009, 09:44:58 AM
Leave it to the Cardinals and their homer beat-writers to make that collision with the wall seem like a miracle:
"He's already made a lot of good plays out there. It's pretty impressive for someone who's never played out there how quickly he's picked it up," Ludwick said. "He's Superman."
Well, not quite. But surviving that crash suggests that Ankiel must have some otherworldly power — because if his head had turned out as bent as his cap, he wouldn't have been reliving the moment Tuesday night."
A wall is far softer than a tow truck.
Quote from: Andy on May 06, 2009, 08:30:34 AM
I just thought it was strange when they installed that sign in the Cardinals' bullpen that says 364 0 day(s) since the last worker fatality.
Yes.
.093 will be both The Genius' blood alcohol and Ankiel's batting average.
Quote from: Fork on May 06, 2009, 03:59:38 PM
.093 will be both The Genius' blood alcohol and Ankiel's batting average.
And your joke success rate.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 06, 2009, 04:13:17 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 06, 2009, 03:59:38 PM
.093 will be both The Genius' blood alcohol and Ankiel's batting average.
And your joke success rate.
Better quit while you're at your career high Fork.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 06, 2009, 04:13:17 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 06, 2009, 03:59:38 PM
.093 will be both The Genius' blood alcohol and Ankiel's batting average.
And your joke success rate.
I take the Pat Verbeek approach...horrible shooting percentage, but 522 goals.
Seven run deficits are apparently insurmountable for the Reds.
Down 10-3, Dusty just brought in infielder Paul Janish to pitch the ninth and he got lit up for five runs.
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 06, 2009, 10:00:39 PM
Seven run deficits are apparently insurmountable for the Reds.
Down 10-3, Dusty just brought in infielder Paul Janish to pitch the ninth and he got lit up for five runs.
That's just bizarre.
Quote from: Slakee on May 06, 2009, 10:10:07 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 06, 2009, 10:00:39 PM
Seven run deficits are apparently insurmountable for the Reds.
Down 10-3, Dusty just brought in infielder Paul Janish to pitch the ninth and he got lit up for five runs.
That's just bizarre.
That's just Dusty.
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 06, 2009, 10:58:50 PM
Quote from: Slakee on May 06, 2009, 10:10:07 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 06, 2009, 10:00:39 PM
Seven run deficits are apparently insurmountable for the Reds.
Down 10-3, Dusty just brought in infielder Paul Janish to pitch the ninth and he got lit up for five runs.
That's just bizarre.
That's just Dusty.
Next time out, Janish is going to leave him in for 120 pitches.
Quote from: PenFoe on May 07, 2009, 10:55:57 AM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 06, 2009, 10:58:50 PM
Quote from: Slakee on May 06, 2009, 10:10:07 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 06, 2009, 10:00:39 PM
Seven run deficits are apparently insurmountable for the Reds.
Down 10-3, Dusty just brought in infielder Paul Janish to pitch the ninth and he got lit up for five runs.
That's just bizarre.
That's just Dusty.
Next time out, Janish is going to leave him in for 120 pitches.
Next time
Janish is sending
Dusty in to pitch?
Now
that's unorthodox.
Quote from: Tank on May 07, 2009, 11:04:03 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 07, 2009, 10:55:57 AM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 06, 2009, 10:58:50 PM
Quote from: Slakee on May 06, 2009, 10:10:07 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 06, 2009, 10:00:39 PM
Seven run deficits are apparently insurmountable for the Reds.
Down 10-3, Dusty just brought in infielder Paul Janish to pitch the ninth and he got lit up for five runs.
That's just bizarre.
That's just Dusty.
Next time out, Janish is going to leave him in for 120 pitches.
Next time Janish is sending Dusty in to pitch?
Now that's unorthodox.
Couldn't have just mentioned that I should correct it, huh?
Anyone here want to claim this one (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/05/10/BA8517HE1E.DTL)?
QuoteBaseball's Tony La Russa isn't to be Twittered with.
This past week, the St. Louis Cardinals manager and Danville resident slapped a lawsuit on the San Francisco-based social networking site Twitter after his name and image were used online to make it appear he was a Twitter user himself.
And a very crude one, at that.
"Lost 2 out of 3, but we made it out of Chicago without one drunk driving incident or dead pitcher," said one posting under La Russa's name and photo.
"We tried to reach (Twitter) for a week, and got no response," said La Russa's attorney, Gregory McCoy.
But within a half hour of the trade infringement and "cybersquatting" complaint being filed in San Francisco Superior Court, the bogus La Russa home page and postings vanished from Twitterland.
And from what we're told, the suit will probably disappear as well.
Quote from: RV on May 12, 2009, 08:58:44 AM
Anyone here want to claim this one (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/05/10/BA8517HE1E.DTL)?
QuoteBaseball's Tony La Russa isn't to be Twittered with.
This past week, the St. Louis Cardinals manager and Danville resident slapped a lawsuit on the San Francisco-based social networking site Twitter after his name and image were used online to make it appear he was a Twitter user himself.
And a very crude one, at that.
"Lost 2 out of 3, but we made it out of Chicago without one drunk driving incident or dead pitcher," said one posting under La Russa's name and photo.
"We tried to reach (Twitter) for a week, and got no response," said La Russa's attorney, Gregory McCoy.
But within a half hour of the trade infringement and "cybersquatting" complaint being filed in San Francisco Superior Court, the bogus La Russa home page and postings vanished from Twitterland.
And from what we're told, the suit will probably disappear as well.
A toast to the anonymous one!
I swear it wasn't me.
Quote from: RV on May 12, 2009, 08:58:44 AM
Anyone here want to claim this one (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/05/10/BA8517HE1E.DTL)?
QuoteBaseball's Tony La Russa isn't to be Twittered with.
This past week, the St. Louis Cardinals manager and Danville resident slapped a lawsuit on the San Francisco-based social networking site Twitter after his name and image were used online to make it appear he was a Twitter user himself.
And a very crude one, at that.
"Lost 2 out of 3, but we made it out of Chicago without one drunk driving incident or dead pitcher," said one posting under La Russa's name and photo.
"We tried to reach (Twitter) for a week, and got no response," said La Russa's attorney, Gregory McCoy.
But within a half hour of the trade infringement and "cybersquatting" complaint being filed in San Francisco Superior Court, the bogus La Russa home page and postings vanished from Twitterland.
And from what we're told, the suit will probably disappear as well.
This sounds like the perfect opportunity to mention this...
http://twitshirt.com/
Uh-oh. Will Leitch's weekly column on Deadspin is Kermit-like:
"Dusty Baker. The rivalry between Tony La Russa and Dusty Baker has always been an entertaining one, and having just watched the full series between the Cardinals and Reds last weekend, I can attest that the Reds are a lot better than anyone realizes. It would be kind of an amusing irony if Baker ends up taking the Reds to the World Series, something he could never make happen with the Cubs. The only thing that would be better? If Jim Essian came back. I loved that guy. Anyway, yeah: I'm officially terrified of the Reds. And I don't even think Dusty's going to shred all those pitchers' arms this time either."
Quote from: Dave B on May 12, 2009, 11:43:53 AM
Uh-oh. Will Leitch's weekly column on Deadspin is Kermit-like:
"Dusty Baker. The rivalry between Tony La Russa and Dusty Baker has always been an entertaining one, and having just watched the full series between the Cardinals and Reds last weekend, I can attest that the Reds are a lot better than anyone realizes. It would be kind of an amusing irony if Baker ends up taking the Reds to the World Series, something he could never make happen with the Cubs. The only thing that would be better? If Jim Essian came back. I loved that guy. Anyway, yeah: I'm officially terrified of the Reds. And I don't even think Dusty's going to shred all those pitchers' arms this time either."
Well, that's odd.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 12, 2009, 11:51:19 AM
Quote from: Dave B on May 12, 2009, 11:43:53 AM
Uh-oh. Will Leitch's weekly column on Deadspin is Kermit-like:
"Dusty Baker. The rivalry between Tony La Russa and Dusty Baker has always been an entertaining one, and having just watched the full series between the Cardinals and Reds last weekend, I can attest that the Reds are a lot better than anyone realizes. It would be kind of an amusing irony if Baker ends up taking the Reds to the World Series, something he could never make happen with the Cubs. The only thing that would be better? If Jim Essian came back. I loved that guy. Anyway, yeah: I'm officially terrified of the Reds. And I don't even think Dusty's going to shred all those pitchers' arms this time either."
Well, that's odd.
BK is right...what happened to the royal we?
DPD.
Don't know if this is DRLP (or if DRLP is applicable on the only site), but apparently Ryan Braun has a clothing line. (http://store.soliscompany.com/brshlionfave.html)
Quote
The new company's name is a play on the word "remedy", because Braun hopes that its bright colors and friendlier graphics offer an answer to the dark, drab designs popular until now.
This extremely punchable photo included on the link.
(http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/solissf_2047_471559268)
Quote from: PenFoe on May 12, 2009, 02:01:25 PM
DPD.
Don't know if this is DRLP (or if DRLP is applicable on the only site), but apparently Ryan Braun has a clothing line. (http://store.soliscompany.com/brshlionfave.html)
Quote
The new company's name is a play on the word "remedy", because Braun hopes that its bright colors and friendlier graphics offer an answer to the dark, drab designs popular until now.
This extremely punchable photo included on the link.
(http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/solissf_2047_471559268)
What you wear says a lot about you.
That shirt says, "I like cock."
Quote
Ken Rosenthal is reporting that Frank Catalanotto has signed a contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!! (http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9567004/Source:-Brewers,-Catalanotto-reach-agreement)
Quote from: PenFoe on May 12, 2009, 02:24:37 PM
Quote
Ken Rosenthal is reporting that Frank Catalanotto has signed a contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!! (http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9567004/Source:-Brewers,-Catalanotto-reach-agreement)
Is his show still on TNT?
Quote from: MAD on May 12, 2009, 02:45:05 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 12, 2009, 02:24:37 PM
Quote
Ken Rosenthal is reporting that Frank Catalanotto has signed a contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!! (http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9567004/Source:-Brewers,-Catalanotto-reach-agreement)
Is his show still on TNT?
I laughed, Huey.
Quote from: PenFoe on May 12, 2009, 02:01:25 PM
DPD.
Don't know if this is DRLP (or if DRLP is applicable on the only site), but apparently Ryan Braun has a clothing line. (http://store.soliscompany.com/brshlionfave.html)
Quote
The new company's name is a play on the word "remedy", because Braun hopes that its bright colors and friendlier graphics offer an answer to the dark, drab designs popular until now.
This extremely punchable photo included on the link.
(http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/solissf_2047_471559268)
Jim Edmonds just got a woody and doesn't know why.
Quote from: PenFoe on May 12, 2009, 02:01:25 PM
DPD.
Don't know if this is DRLP (or if DRLP is applicable on the only site), but apparently Ryan Braun has a clothing line. (http://store.soliscompany.com/brshlionfave.html)
Quote
The new company's name is a play on the word "remedy", because Braun hopes that its bright colors and friendlier graphics offer an answer to the dark, drab designs popular until now.
This extremely punchable photo included on the link.
(http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/solissf_2047_471559268)
Again, this should lead to TORTURE from the LF bleacherites the next time he comes to town.
That picture really makes Ryan Braun that much more waterboardable.
Ryan Braun has street cred and edge (http://www.remetee.com/about.php).
QuoteBright colors and embellished accents speak of a history of kings and caballeros, warriors and priestesses, edifying legends extolled with dramatic symbolism. Birds, animals, celestial scenes of lightening, smoke and stars are all presented to glorify the beauty found in the multiple layers of a culture's fabric.
The Remetee collection displays rich symbols of past and present, good and evil, grit and glam recreated in a pageantry of fashion. Emblems of war, peace, love and myth, are woven into the wearable translation of an unfolding story.
Okay.
(http://i41.tinypic.com/16ljq4p.jpg)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2zten37.jpg)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/dheh47.jpg)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2ltt3c7.jpg) (http://i44.tinypic.com/14xro1.jpg)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2rf787q.jpg)
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2009, 04:07:55 PM
Ryan Braun has street cred and edge (http://www.remetee.com/about.php).
QuoteBright colors and embellished accents speak of a history of kings and caballeros, warriors and priestesses, edifying legends extolled with dramatic symbolism. Birds, animals, celestial scenes of lightening, smoke and stars are all presented to glorify the beauty found in the multiple layers of a culture's fabric.
The Remetee collection displays rich symbols of past and present, good and evil, grit and glam recreated in a pageantry of fashion. Emblems of war, peace, love and myth, are woven into the wearable translation of an unfolding story.
Jesus. Those shirts look like a Boys Town toilet after a long night of $2 daqueris, mai tais and bukkake. Or so I've heard.
Who's the last guy, is that Yosh Kawano? Wrong hat.
Ryan Braun is going to get Ray Chapman'ed at some point this season. He has reason to fear being thrown at. What a fucking punk.
Quote from: Andy on May 12, 2009, 05:10:56 PM
Who's the last guy, is that Yosh Kawano? Wrong hat.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary-Hiroyuki_Tagawa
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2009, 04:07:55 PM
Ryan Braun has street cred and edge (http://www.remetee.com/about.php).
QuoteBright colors and embellished accents speak of a history of kings and caballeros, warriors and priestesses, edifying legends extolled with dramatic symbolism. Birds, animals, celestial scenes of lightening, smoke and stars are all presented to glorify the beauty found in the multiple layers of a culture's fabric.
The Remetee collection displays rich symbols of past and present, good and evil, grit and glam recreated in a pageantry of fashion. Emblems of war, peace, love and myth, are woven into the wearable translation of an unfolding story.
Okay.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2rf787q.jpg)
Please please please please please just tell me those bedazzled jeans are part of the clothing line.
Quote from: Poon on May 12, 2009, 06:07:13 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2009, 04:07:55 PM
Ryan Braun has street cred and edge (http://www.remetee.com/about.php).
QuoteBright colors and embellished accents speak of a history of kings and caballeros, warriors and priestesses, edifying legends extolled with dramatic symbolism. Birds, animals, celestial scenes of lightening, smoke and stars are all presented to glorify the beauty found in the multiple layers of a culture's fabric.
The Remetee collection displays rich symbols of past and present, good and evil, grit and glam recreated in a pageantry of fashion. Emblems of war, peace, love and myth, are woven into the wearable translation of an unfolding story.
Okay.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2rf787q.jpg)
Please please please please please just tell me those bedazzled jeans are part of the clothing line.
I'd be the envy of my jazzercise class in those bad boys.
My friend's step-son told her the other day that he gets into a lot of fights because he's "just one of those guys who everyone looks at and wants to kick their ass" (he's 23, back from the Army two weeks, and already been in three brawls). Something tells me Ryan Braun is one of those kind of guys. Especially now.
DPD.
Anybody going to Miller Park anytime soon? Please kick this guy in the dick:
http://thehappyyoungster.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/51309_miller_park.html
http://deadspin.com/5257475/rookie-millionaire-versus-obsessive-super-fan-+-who-ya-got
http://deadspin.com/5259657/brewers-fans-want-everyone-to-know-they-dont-like-the-happy-youngster-either
Quote from: Dave B on May 18, 2009, 02:20:21 PM
DPD.
Anybody going to Miller Park anytime soon? Please kick this guy in the dick:
http://thehappyyoungster.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/51309_miller_park.html
http://deadspin.com/5257475/rookie-millionaire-versus-obsessive-super-fan-+-who-ya-got
http://deadspin.com/5259657/brewers-fans-want-everyone-to-know-they-dont-like-the-happy-youngster-either
Every team has an Al Yellon. What a fuckknuckle.
Do you think one of the MLB authenticators will authenticate my ball sweat?
Chucklefuck that the fan is, it surprises me very little that a professional athlete/organization would try to bully a fan.
I don't know if this is news to everyone or just me, but with Ricky Weeks hurt again, and this one potentially bad, I was reading about the Brewers 2B prospects and couldn't help but notice Cutter Dykstra. (http://community.sportsbubbler.com/blogs/bernies_crew/archive/2009/01/22/prospect-10-cutter-dykstra.aspx)
Yes, the son of Lenny Dykstra.
Cutter?
Perfect.
DPD Bump.
Ricky Weeks, out for the year. (http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/45348082.html)
Quote
Weeks has a torn tendon sheath in his left wrist that must be repaired surgically. The recovery time for that surgery is 4-6 months.
Quote from: PenFoe on May 18, 2009, 05:29:37 PM
DPD Bump.
Ricky Weeks, out for the year. (http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/45348082.html)
Quote
Weeks has a torn tendon sheath in his left wrist that must be repaired surgically. The recovery time for that surgery is 4-6 months.
Quote from: Intrepid Readers: The Houston AstrosIt's all falling into place.
Just more time for gutty little Craig Counsell.
If the Brewers try to fix this by moving Bill Hall to second and playing Matt Gamel at third, their combined fielding percentage will be .277.
This is a team that already has shitty defensive players at at least four spots.
Quote from: PenFoe on May 18, 2009, 04:43:38 PM
I don't know if this is news to everyone or just me, but with Ricky Weeks hurt again, and this one potentially bad, I was reading about the Brewers 2B prospects and couldn't help but notice Cutter Dykstra. (http://community.sportsbubbler.com/blogs/bernies_crew/archive/2009/01/22/prospect-10-cutter-dykstra.aspx)
Yes, the son of Lenny Dykstra.
Cutter?
Perfect.
Gotta have a memorable name if you wanna stack that cheddar, bro.
Quote from: Andy on May 18, 2009, 06:00:56 PM
Just more time for gutty little Craig Counsell.
If the Brewers try to fix this by moving Bill Hall to second and playing Matt Gamel at third, their combined fielding percentage will be .277.
This is a team that already has shitty defensive players at at least four spots.
THIS.
In a two-inning span tonight, I saw an error by Fat Prince, Looper, and Gamel. It was a very impressive display.
On a similar note, Ryan Braun made two nice plays.... Too bad he didn't break his leg doing so... Fuckhead.
Doesn't Leitch know that he is supposed to be terrified of the Cardinals?
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on May 18, 2009, 04:28:52 PM
Do you think one of the MLB authenticators will authenticate my ball sweat?
Chucklefuck that the fan is, it surprises me very little that a professional athlete/organization would try to bully a fan.
This guy's history of jagoffery has probably worn a little thin with the folks at Miller. the 5 minutes I spent reading about this dork was enough to tell that he was playing up the "victim" act more than a little.
Right on, Fork. I think the guy may end up regretting the publicity he has been seeking.
http://thehappyyoungster.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/51309_miller_park.html
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You mess with the bull, son...
Quote from: Tank on May 19, 2009, 09:21:47 AM
http://thehappyyoungster.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/51309_miller_park.html
QuoteSorry!
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You mess with the bull, son...
Wow, his whole blog seems to be gone except for some Youtube links
Quote from: Poon on May 19, 2009, 09:31:00 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 19, 2009, 09:21:47 AM
http://thehappyyoungster.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/51309_miller_park.html
QuoteSorry!
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You mess with the bull, son...
Wow, his whole blog seems to be gone except for some Youtube links
http://www.happyyoungster.com/ (http://www.happyyoungster.com/)
I sent Daulerio an e-mail and he replied, saying to watch for an update. here it is:
http://brewersfandemonium.yuku.com/topic/18836
Quote from: Fork on May 19, 2009, 09:44:07 AM
Quote from: Poon on May 19, 2009, 09:31:00 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 19, 2009, 09:21:47 AM
http://thehappyyoungster.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/51309_miller_park.html
QuoteSorry!
The page you were looking for was not found.
Looking for something? Try MLBlogs.com
You mess with the bull, son...
Wow, his whole blog seems to be gone except for some Youtube links
http://www.happyyoungster.com/ (http://www.happyyoungster.com/)
Well that's his own blog, the entire MLB Blogs content seems to be completely gone.
Quote from: Poon on May 19, 2009, 09:55:30 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 19, 2009, 09:44:07 AM
Quote from: Poon on May 19, 2009, 09:31:00 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 19, 2009, 09:21:47 AM
http://thehappyyoungster.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/51309_miller_park.html
QuoteSorry!
The page you were looking for was not found.
Looking for something? Try MLBlogs.com
You mess with the bull, son...
Wow, his whole blog seems to be gone except for some Youtube links
http://www.happyyoungster.com/ (http://www.happyyoungster.com/)
Well that's his own blog, the entire MLB Blogs content seems to be completely gone.
And, as far as
blog content goes, his personal site merely points to his MLBlogs blog.
That and mention that he's a BROTHER COP...
QuoteMy name is Nick but people around the ballpark call me "Happy." I am 29 years old. I am a police officer and a family man. I have a beautiful wife, daughter and son.
... no doubt, with an unhappy wife at home.
Some were questioning how much of a "cop" he was, including calling him "Paul Blart".
Some Brewers fans (http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/baseball/boy-let-me-tell-you-what/) can at least bring a little funny.
Khalil is apparently flogging himself.
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/cardinals/story/7D9C121C79320D1C862575BB001370FC?OpenDocument
And not in the GOOD way.
Quote from: Andy on May 19, 2009, 01:50:48 PM
Khalil is apparently flogging himself.
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/cardinals/story/7D9C121C79320D1C862575BB001370FC?OpenDocument
And not in the GOOD way.
Says the Genius:
Quote
"At some point, he needs to play better. I'm just doing what I can," La Russa said before Monday night's game against Milwaukee.
Because his .202/.283/.303 line is just miles worse than his stellar .213/.260/.339 line from last year.
Quote from: PenFoe on May 19, 2009, 01:54:48 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 19, 2009, 01:50:48 PM
Khalil is apparently flogging himself.
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/cardinals/story/7D9C121C79320D1C862575BB001370FC?OpenDocument
And not in the GOOD way.
Says the Genius:
Quote
"At some point, he needs to play better. I'm just doing what I can," La Russa said before Monday night's game against Milwaukee.
Because his .202/.283/.303 line is just miles worse than his stellar .213/.260/.339 line from last year.
Intrepid reader: Genius-to-English translatorI called the steroid supplier and put in a new order.
Quote from: PenFoe on May 19, 2009, 01:54:48 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 19, 2009, 01:50:48 PM
Khalil is apparently flogging himself.
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/cardinals/story/7D9C121C79320D1C862575BB001370FC?OpenDocument
And not in the GOOD way.
Says the Genius:
Quote
"At some point, he needs to play better. I'm just doing what I can," La Russa said before Monday night's game against Milwaukee.
Because his .202/.283/.303 line is just miles worse than his stellar .213/.260/.339 line from last year.
Well, Tony just keep on pounding the booze until you see double. Then take both sets of stats and add them together. Things will be much better then.
Quote from: Shooter on May 19, 2009, 02:01:31 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 19, 2009, 01:54:48 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 19, 2009, 01:50:48 PM
Khalil is apparently flogging himself.
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/cardinals/story/7D9C121C79320D1C862575BB001370FC?OpenDocument
And not in the GOOD way.
Says the Genius:
Quote
"At some point, he needs to play better. I'm just doing what I can," La Russa said before Monday night's game against Milwaukee.
Because his .202/.283/.303 line is just miles worse than his stellar .213/.260/.339 line from last year.
Intrepid reader: Genius-to-English translator
I called the steroid supplier and put in a new order.
THI
is why Shooter is a charter moran.
The Brewers just pulled off a huge trade.
http://www.619sports.net/padres/2009/5/21/breaking-padres-acquire-of-tony-gwynn-jr.html
Tony Gwynn Jr. to the Padres for...Jody Gerut!
Quote from: Andy on May 21, 2009, 02:13:22 PM
The Brewers just pulled off a huge trade.
http://www.619sports.net/padres/2009/5/21/breaking-padres-acquire-of-tony-gwynn-jr.html
Tony Gwynn Jr. to the Padres for...Jody Gerut!
So can the Matt Lawton acquisition be far behind?
Quote from: Andy on May 21, 2009, 02:13:22 PM
The Brewers just pulled off a huge trade.
http://www.619sports.net/padres/2009/5/21/breaking-padres-acquire-of-tony-gwynn-jr.html
Tony Gwynn Jr. to the Padres for...Jody Gerut!
The Cubs need to acquire Gary Templeton Jr and see if the Padres will bite.
DPD for the Astros Sneak Attack Update.
Managerial Lineup Card Screwup has Michael Bourn Bat Twice in a Row (http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/astros-cecil-cooper-michael-bourn-mistake-lineupcard/7403)
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...because the Astros presented plate umpire Eric Cooper with a lineup card featuring Matsui leading off and Bourn batting second, that move provided embarrassment after Bourn was brought back to the plate after leading off with a single to right.
Once Milwaukee manager Ken Macha questioned the lineup card to Eric Cooper, Matsui was called out with an assist to the catcher and then Bourn had to bat again.
Quote from: PenFoe on May 21, 2009, 03:27:23 PM
DPD for the Astros Sneak Attack Update.
Managerial Lineup Card Screwup has Michael Bourn Bat Twice in a Row (http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/astros-cecil-cooper-michael-bourn-mistake-lineupcard/7403)
Quote
...because the Astros presented plate umpire Eric Cooper with a lineup card featuring Matsui leading off and Bourn batting second, that move provided embarrassment after Bourn was brought back to the plate after leading off with a single to right.
Once Milwaukee manager Ken Macha questioned the lineup card to Eric Cooper, Matsui was called out with an assist to the catcher and then Bourn had to bat again.
Houston's sneak attack plan finally revealed:
Step 1: Bat Michael Bourn.
Step 2: Bat Michael Bourn.
Step 3: Profit!
Hilarious. If I'm going to bat a guy twice in that lineup I think I'd choose somebody else. I'm just saying.
But...
Then it wouldn't be a sneak attack. D'ur. ok ok... I'm getting it.
Volquez down. (http://marksheldon.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/05/volquez_to_dl_bailey_recalled.html)
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Reds placed RHP Edinson Volquez on the 15-day disabled list, retroactive to May 17, with back spasms.
Volquez underwent an MRI Thursday, one day after back soreness truncated a bullpen session after a few pitches and caused Dusty Baker to say that he would be skipped in his next rotation turn. "It's muscular. Nothing in his vertebrae or anything like that," Reds manager Dusty Baker said. "That's positive news. We just decided that instead of sending him out there 75-80 percent, we'll get him well and skip one start and get him back to 100 percent." Volquez could be activated as soon as June 1.
Dusty would have you believe it was because Volquez was taking steps two at a time up from the clubhouse to the dugout. I have a hunch it was more Edinson falling down them all at once a-la Mike Harkey after a few too many Dos Equis.
The sneak attack is taking shape...
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/chi-22-rogersmay22,0,4162523.column
QuoteHe'd come to the Cubs in a heartbeat. Ditto the Atlanta Braves or -- hide your eyes, Cubs fans -- the Houston Astros. But the only way he's coming to an AL team is if it gives him something along the lines of the deal the Yankees gave CC Sabathia last winter (seven years, $161 million).
The rest of that paragraph is even more non-sensical nonsense. Holy fuck, Phil Rogers sucks ass.
Here's a good one:
http://www.brewerfan.net/ViewArticle.do?articleId=292
Quote from: Dave B on May 22, 2009, 09:05:02 AM
Here's a good one:
http://www.brewerfan.net/ViewArticle.do?articleId=292
That was good. But why are we stalking the Brewers fans? I'm not sure I'm on board with this.
Tick tock. (http://blogs.chron.com/baseballblog/archives/2009/05/dont_expect_vot.html)
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Most Astros fans realize manager Cecil Cooper's job might be on the line.
The Astros have lost seven in a row, and it's clear he has lost a great portion of his clubhouse's support and with some players even their respect. One player even told me "It's going to be Coop or me soon. Just watch."
Quote from: PenFoe on May 28, 2009, 03:50:29 PM
Tick tock. (http://blogs.chron.com/baseballblog/archives/2009/05/dont_expect_vot.html)
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Most Astros fans realize manager Cecil Cooper's job might be on the line.
The Astros have lost seven in a row, and it's clear he has lost a great portion of his clubhouse's support and with some players even their respect. One player even told me "It's going to be Coop or me soon. Just watch."
The Astros are just lulling everyone to sleep right now with Coop as the manager. Soon he will be fired and then the sneak attack will commence.
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 28, 2009, 03:52:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 28, 2009, 03:50:29 PM
Tick tock. (http://blogs.chron.com/baseballblog/archives/2009/05/dont_expect_vot.html)
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Most Astros fans realize manager Cecil Cooper's job might be on the line.
The Astros have lost seven in a row, and it's clear he has lost a great portion of his clubhouse's support and with some players even their respect. One player even told me "It's going to be Coop or me soon. Just watch."
The Astros are just lulling everyone to sleep right now with Coop as the manager. Soon he will be fired and then the sneak attack will commence.
It's all fun and games until they hire Sadaharu Oh as their manager.
Quote from: Fork on May 28, 2009, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 28, 2009, 03:52:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 28, 2009, 03:50:29 PM
Tick tock. (http://blogs.chron.com/baseballblog/archives/2009/05/dont_expect_vot.html)
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Most Astros fans realize manager Cecil Cooper's job might be on the line.
The Astros have lost seven in a row, and it's clear he has lost a great portion of his clubhouse's support and with some players even their respect. One player even told me "It's going to be Coop or me soon. Just watch."
The Astros are just lulling everyone to sleep right now with Coop as the manager. Soon he will be fired and then the sneak attack will commence.
It's all fun and games until they hire Sadaharu Oh as their manager.
Um... Racist?
Quote from: Fork on May 28, 2009, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 28, 2009, 03:52:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 28, 2009, 03:50:29 PM
Tick tock. (http://blogs.chron.com/baseballblog/archives/2009/05/dont_expect_vot.html)
Quote
Most Astros fans realize manager Cecil Cooper's job might be on the line.
The Astros have lost seven in a row, and it's clear he has lost a great portion of his clubhouse's support and with some players even their respect. One player even told me "It's going to be Coop or me soon. Just watch."
The Astros are just lulling everyone to sleep right now with Coop as the manager. Soon he will be fired and then the sneak attack will commence.
It's all fun and games until they hire Sadaharu Oh as their manager.
Sadaharu Oh has stomach cancer IDITO!
Quote from: Brownie on May 28, 2009, 04:58:45 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 28, 2009, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 28, 2009, 03:52:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 28, 2009, 03:50:29 PM
Tick tock. (http://blogs.chron.com/baseballblog/archives/2009/05/dont_expect_vot.html)
Quote
Most Astros fans realize manager Cecil Cooper's job might be on the line.
The Astros have lost seven in a row, and it's clear he has lost a great portion of his clubhouse's support and with some players even their respect. One player even told me "It's going to be Coop or me soon. Just watch."
The Astros are just lulling everyone to sleep right now with Coop as the manager. Soon he will be fired and then the sneak attack will commence.
It's all fun and games until they hire Sadaharu Oh as their manager.
Sadaharu Oh has stomach cancer IDITO!
Oh really?
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/sandraoh/sandraoh300.jpg)
Quote from: powen01 on May 28, 2009, 11:27:19 PM
Quote from: Brownie on May 28, 2009, 04:58:45 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 28, 2009, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 28, 2009, 03:52:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 28, 2009, 03:50:29 PM
Tick tock. (http://blogs.chron.com/baseballblog/archives/2009/05/dont_expect_vot.html)
Quote
Most Astros fans realize manager Cecil Cooper's job might be on the line.
The Astros have lost seven in a row, and it's clear he has lost a great portion of his clubhouse's support and with some players even their respect. One player even told me "It's going to be Coop or me soon. Just watch."
The Astros are just lulling everyone to sleep right now with Coop as the manager. Soon he will be fired and then the sneak attack will commence.
It's all fun and games until they hire Sadaharu Oh as their manager.
Sadaharu Oh has stomach cancer IDITO!
Oh really?
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/sandraoh/sandraoh300.jpg)
O RLY?
(http://veganfreakradio.com/o-face.jpg)
Quote from: Fork on May 29, 2009, 07:52:56 AM
Quote from: powen01 on May 28, 2009, 11:27:19 PM
Quote from: Brownie on May 28, 2009, 04:58:45 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 28, 2009, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 28, 2009, 03:52:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 28, 2009, 03:50:29 PM
Tick tock. (http://blogs.chron.com/baseballblog/archives/2009/05/dont_expect_vot.html)
Quote
Most Astros fans realize manager Cecil Cooper's job might be on the line.
The Astros have lost seven in a row, and it's clear he has lost a great portion of his clubhouse's support and with some players even their respect. One player even told me "It's going to be Coop or me soon. Just watch."
The Astros are just lulling everyone to sleep right now with Coop as the manager. Soon he will be fired and then the sneak attack will commence.
It's all fun and games until they hire Sadaharu Oh as their manager.
Sadaharu Oh has stomach cancer IDITO!
Oh really?
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/sandraoh/sandraoh300.jpg)
O RLY?
(http://veganfreakradio.com/o-face.jpg)
Google Image Search...
"Random picture"...
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2zelegy.jpg)
UNRELATED!
Jeebus, what did you search for Tank, "nightmare fuel"?
Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2009, 09:01:42 AM
Jeebus, what did you search for Tank, "nightmare fuel"?
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2009, 08:32:34 AM
Google Image Search...
"Random picture"...
http://i43.tinypic.com/2zelegy.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/2zelegy.jpg)
UNRELATED!
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=random+picture&btnG=Search+Images&aq=f&oq=
Quote from: ChuckD on May 29, 2009, 09:05:24 AM
Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2009, 09:01:42 AM
Jeebus, what did you search for Tank, "nightmare fuel"?
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2009, 08:32:34 AM
Google Image Search...
"Random picture"...
http://i43.tinypic.com/2zelegy.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/2zelegy.jpg)
UNRELATED!
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=random+picture&btnG=Search+Images&aq=f&oq=
Jesus, that's a treasure trove.
(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/43086d1181170167-funny-strange-random-pics-et-fuck.jpg)
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on May 29, 2009, 09:58:17 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 29, 2009, 09:05:24 AM
Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2009, 09:01:42 AM
Jeebus, what did you search for Tank, "nightmare fuel"?
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2009, 08:32:34 AM
Google Image Search...
"Random picture"...
http://i43.tinypic.com/2zelegy.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/2zelegy.jpg)
UNRELATED!
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=random+picture&btnG=Search+Images&aq=f&oq=
Jesus, that's a treasure trove.
(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/43086d1181170167-funny-strange-random-pics-et-fuck.jpg)
ET is a pitcher. Who knew?
Quote from: powen01 on May 29, 2009, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on May 29, 2009, 09:58:17 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 29, 2009, 09:05:24 AM
Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2009, 09:01:42 AM
Jeebus, what did you search for Tank, "nightmare fuel"?
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2009, 08:32:34 AM
Google Image Search...
"Random picture"...
http://i43.tinypic.com/2zelegy.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/2zelegy.jpg)
UNRELATED!
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=random+picture&btnG=Search+Images&aq=f&oq=
Jesus, that's a treasure trove.
(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/43086d1181170167-funny-strange-random-pics-et-fuck.jpg)
ET is a pitcher. Who knew?
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2r723rs.jpg)
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2009, 10:15:03 AM
Quote from: powen01 on May 29, 2009, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on May 29, 2009, 09:58:17 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 29, 2009, 09:05:24 AM
Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2009, 09:01:42 AM
Jeebus, what did you search for Tank, "nightmare fuel"?
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2009, 08:32:34 AM
Google Image Search...
"Random picture"...
http://i43.tinypic.com/2zelegy.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/2zelegy.jpg)
UNRELATED!
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=random+picture&btnG=Search+Images&aq=f&oq=
Jesus, that's a treasure trove.
(http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/43086d1181170167-funny-strange-random-pics-et-fuck.jpg)
ET is a pitcher. Who knew?
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2r723rs.jpg)
Delete this, TinyPic!
(http://i40.tinypic.com/xcnaki.jpg)
In an effort to corral this thread after maybe the worst photo posted during the short time I've been here...
I think it's high time we truly celebrate the awesomeness of Cecil Cooper.
On dropping Berkman from 3rd to the 5th in the lineup
Quote
"We needed change," Cooper said. "We need something to happen. We need something to happen. We need a spark somewhere. We don't have it. We need something."
On putting Edwin Maysonet at leadoff Sunday:
Quote
"He just was the likeliest choice. That's all," Cooper said of Maysonet. "He's not a leadoff hitter. He's the most likeliest choice to hit leadoff."
It's going to suck when Coop gets fired.
Quote from: PenFoe on June 01, 2009, 01:10:56 PM
In an effort to corral this thread after maybe the worst photo posted during the short time I've been here...
I think it's high time we truly celebrate the awesomeness of Cecil Cooper.
On dropping Berkman from 3rd to the 5th in the lineup
Quote
"We needed change," Cooper said. "We need something to happen. We need something to happen. We need a spark somewhere. We don't have it. We need something."
On putting Edwin Maysonet at leadoff Sunday:
Quote
"He just was the likeliest choice. That's all," Cooper said of Maysonet. "He's not a leadoff hitter. He's the most likeliest choice to hit leadoff."
It's going to suck when Coop gets fired.
DUSTYBALL!!!!!
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4230602 (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4230602)
The Genius vs Twitter
As bad as the McClouth trade probably was for the team and fan morale in Pittsburgh, impressive debut for the future non-Pirate Andrew McCuthchen. (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7977)
So far 2-4, 3 Runs, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 1 steal out of the leadoff spot in his debut.
Quote from: Waco Kid on June 04, 2009, 02:06:47 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4230602 (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4230602)
The Genius vs Twitter
Wasn't me.
I picked up McCutcheon and Beckham last night in my MLBTraderumors.com Yahoo! "experts" league (yes, if I quality as an expert there are no experts) and I played Beckham over McCutcheon because I knew Beckham was going to be in today's lineup. He's 0-2 against the A's so far. Whoops.
Quote from: Andy on June 04, 2009, 02:42:20 PM
I picked up McCutcheon and Beckham last night in my MLBTraderumors.com Yahoo! "experts" league (yes, if I quality as an expert there are no experts) and I played Beckham over McCutcheon because I knew Beckham was going to be in today's lineup. He's 0-2 against the A's so far. Whoops.
0-3 now, with 3 LOB.
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 04, 2009, 02:42:05 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on June 04, 2009, 02:06:47 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4230602 (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4230602)
The Genius vs Twitter
Wasn't me.
No one here was going to accuse you of doing something funny or witty or intelligent. Don't worry.
Quote from: Ivy6 on June 04, 2009, 05:43:35 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 04, 2009, 02:42:05 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on June 04, 2009, 02:06:47 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4230602 (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4230602)
The Genius vs Twitter
Wasn't me.
No one here was going to accuse you of doing something funny or witty or intelligent. Don't worry.
Winner.
DPD.
Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday. (http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2009/06/04/where_do_they_come_up.html)
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.
Quote
Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2009, 06:49:35 PM
DPD.
Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday. (http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2009/06/04/where_do_they_come_up.html)
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.
Quote
Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."
Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.
Quote from: MAD on June 04, 2009, 10:54:08 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2009, 06:49:35 PM
DPD.
Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday. (http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2009/06/04/where_do_they_come_up.html)
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.
Quote
Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."
Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.
It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.
Quote from: PenFoe on June 05, 2009, 01:46:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 04, 2009, 10:54:08 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2009, 06:49:35 PM
DPD.
Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday. (http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2009/06/04/where_do_they_come_up.html)
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.
Quote
Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."
Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.
It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.
Fabipulate?
Quote from: Jon on June 05, 2009, 09:08:07 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 05, 2009, 01:46:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 04, 2009, 10:54:08 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2009, 06:49:35 PM
DPD.
Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday. (http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2009/06/04/where_do_they_come_up.html)
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.
Quote
Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."
Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.
It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.
Fabipulate?
Manbricate. Looks like I just created a new leisure activity for Jon.
Quote from: Weebs on June 05, 2009, 09:11:17 AM
Quote from: Jon on June 05, 2009, 09:08:07 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 05, 2009, 01:46:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 04, 2009, 10:54:08 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2009, 06:49:35 PM
DPD.
Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday. (http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2009/06/04/where_do_they_come_up.html)
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.
Quote
Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."
Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.
It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.
Fabipulate?
Manbricate. Looks like I just created a new leisure activity for Jon TDubbs.
Let's be consistent.
Quote from: Jon on June 05, 2009, 09:20:41 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 05, 2009, 09:11:17 AM
Quote from: Jon on June 05, 2009, 09:08:07 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 05, 2009, 01:46:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 04, 2009, 10:54:08 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2009, 06:49:35 PM
DPD.
Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday. (http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2009/06/04/where_do_they_come_up.html)
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.
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Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."
Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.
It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.
Fabipulate?
Manbricate. Looks like I just created a new leisure activity for Jon TDubbs.
Let's be consistent.
Fhag.
Quote from: Fork on June 05, 2009, 10:16:17 AM
Quote from: Jon on June 05, 2009, 09:20:41 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 05, 2009, 09:11:17 AM
Quote from: Jon on June 05, 2009, 09:08:07 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 05, 2009, 01:46:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 04, 2009, 10:54:08 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2009, 06:49:35 PM
DPD.
Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday. (http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2009/06/04/where_do_they_come_up.html)
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.
Quote
Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."
Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.
It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.
Fabipulate?
Manbricate. Looks like I just created a new leisure activity for Jon TDubbs.
Let's be consistent.
Fhag.
Dhancer.
Quote from: Jon on June 05, 2009, 10:26:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 05, 2009, 10:16:17 AM
Quote from: Jon on June 05, 2009, 09:20:41 AM
Quote from: Weebs on June 05, 2009, 09:11:17 AM
Quote from: Jon on June 05, 2009, 09:08:07 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 05, 2009, 01:46:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 04, 2009, 10:54:08 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2009, 06:49:35 PM
DPD.
Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday. (http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2009/06/04/where_do_they_come_up.html)
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.
Quote
Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."
Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.
It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.
Fabipulate?
Manbricate. Looks like I just created a new leisure activity for Jon TDubbs.
Let's be consistent.
Fhag.
Dhancer.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
I haven't seen a pairing this awful (http://www.daytondailynews.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2009/06/03/_former_reds_among_many.html) since Greenf and Kapl:
QuoteFORMER REDS (among many other teams) pitcher Kent Mercker filled in on the radio broadcast with Marty Brennaman on Wednesday. Mercker is one of the smartest and most humorous players I ever dealt with. He was a guy who got it.
Quote from: RV on June 05, 2009, 03:30:11 PM
I haven't seen a pairing this awful (http://www.daytondailynews.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2009/06/03/_former_reds_among_many.html) since Greenf and Kapl:
QuoteFORMER REDS (among many other teams) pitcher Kent Mercker filled in on the radio broadcast with Marty Brennaman on Wednesday. Mercker is one of the smartest and most humorous players I ever dealt with. He was a guy who got it.
"AND I TOLD you Nix is an outstanding outfielder. Did you see that running, backhanded snag he made on the run in the sixth inning on Ryan Ludwick?"
Hmm. He made a "running catch" on the "run". If it is worth saying once, it is worth saying twice, because saying it once isn't good enough.
Quote from: CBStew on June 05, 2009, 03:40:28 PM
Quote from: RV on June 05, 2009, 03:30:11 PM
I haven't seen a pairing this awful (http://www.daytondailynews.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/cincinnatireds/entries/2009/06/03/_former_reds_among_many.html) since Greenf and Kapl:
QuoteFORMER REDS (among many other teams) pitcher Kent Mercker filled in on the radio broadcast with Marty Brennaman on Wednesday. Mercker is one of the smartest and most humorous players I ever dealt with. He was a guy who got it.
"AND I TOLD you Nix is an outstanding outfielder. Did you see that running, backhanded snag he made on the run in the sixth inning on Ryan Ludwick?"
Hmm. He made a "running catch" on the "run". If it is worth saying once, it is worth saying twice, because saying it once isn't good enough.
I completely agree completely.
Troy Aikman during a Cowboys-Cardinals game last fall...
"That's the problem with Antrel Rolle at the safety position. He continuously continues to take poor angles..."
Concussions: They're GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!
I hated Kent Mercker for his shitty pitching, not for yelling at Chip Caray. I enjoyed and encouraged that aspect of his personality.
Ah, Franchester...the gift that keeps on giving. At some point in this series this weekend he'll start the indignant act about how the Cubs and Reds have basically the same record even though the Cubs payroll is twice as much. Instead of pointing out how cheap his fucking owners are, this will be intended to show how dumb the Cubs are. And then when the Cubs return to Cincinnati in September and they're 19 games ahead of Dusty's gritty little overachievers, he'll shift the discussion to what fucking assholes Cubs fans are and how the Cubs will get swept in the playoffs again.
If only everyone were so transparent and predictable.
Quote from: Andy on June 06, 2009, 10:25:13 AM
I hated Kent Mercker for his shitty pitching, not for yelling at Chip Caray. I enjoyed and encouraged that aspect of his personality.
I thought it was Moises Alou who gave Chippy undeserved attention by bitching at him.
Mercker was the one who called up the press box during a game. Yes, he was a shitty pitcher, but pulling that type of shit makes you a Grade-A douchemobile. I hope he gets another aneurysm.
Quote from: MAD on June 06, 2009, 10:29:39 AM
Quote from: Andy on June 06, 2009, 10:25:13 AM
I hated Kent Mercker for his shitty pitching, not for yelling at Chip Caray. I enjoyed and encouraged that aspect of his personality.
I thought it was Moises Alou who gave Chippy undeserved attention by bitching at him.
Mercker was the one who called up the press box during a game. Yes, he was a shitty pitcher, but pulling that type of shit makes you a Grade-A douchemobile. I hope he gets another aneurysm.
Wasn't it Mercker who gave Chip shit for bringing his guitar on the charter?
Quote from: MAD on June 06, 2009, 10:29:39 AM
Quote from: Andy on June 06, 2009, 10:25:13 AM
I hated Kent Mercker for his shitty pitching, not for yelling at Chip Caray. I enjoyed and encouraged that aspect of his personality.
I thought it was Moises Alou who gave Chippy undeserved attention by bitching at him.
Mercker was the one who called up the press box during a game. Yes, he was a shitty pitcher, but pulling that type of shit makes you a Grade-A douchemobile. I hope he gets another aneurysm.
Who the fuck is Kent Mercker?
Quote from: Tank on June 06, 2009, 10:49:44 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 06, 2009, 10:29:39 AM
Quote from: Andy on June 06, 2009, 10:25:13 AM
I hated Kent Mercker for his shitty pitching, not for yelling at Chip Caray. I enjoyed and encouraged that aspect of his personality.
I thought it was Moises Alou who gave Chippy undeserved attention by bitching at him.
Mercker was the one who called up the press box during a game. Yes, he was a shitty pitcher, but pulling that type of shit makes you a Grade-A douchemobile. I hope he gets another aneurysm.
Wasn't it Mercker who gave Chip shit for bringing his guitar on the charter?
He brought his guitar on a charter? I must have forgotten that. I didn't think he could be any less cool, but this is creepy levels of dork. He makes Kurt Evans look like Curtis Mayfield.
I'm not posting this because I'm making fun of it, because I'm not.
I don't think there's anything funny about it. Just that it's relevant to this thread.
Though I would not be at all surprised if one of you funny pricks proves me wrong.
Joey Votto returns to the Reds tonight. (http://marksheldon.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/06/votto_i_felt_i_was_going_to_di.html)
Quote
Joey Votto informed the media Tuesday that his month-long stay on the disabled list was a result of severe depression.
Votto lost his father last August and the grief caught up to him this season as he excelled at the plate without his biggest fan. "There were nights that I couldn't be alone," he said. "The one night I was alone - the very first night I was alone - was when I went to the hospital. I couldn't take it. It just got to the point where I felt I was going to die, really."
I for one can't make fun of Joey or his situation.
I can however say that not everyone would be so upset about the absence of their biggest fan.
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t209/Sembronoh/misery.gif)
We're not going to hear the end of this for a while:
QuoteThe Cleveland Indians traded infielder Mark DeRosa to the St. Louis Cardinals on Saturday night for reliever Chris Perez and a player to be named later.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4292371
Quote from: Weebs on June 28, 2009, 06:33:34 AM
We're not going to hear the end of this for a while:
QuoteThe Cleveland Indians traded infielder Mark DeRosa to the St. Louis Cardinals on Saturday night for reliever Chris Perez and a player to be named later.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4292371
You're right, we're not.
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6855.msg182778#msg182778 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6855.msg182778#msg182778)
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6862.msg182777#msg182777 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6862.msg182777#msg182777)
I don't understand what the Indians did here. The price for DeRosa was Chris Perez and a PTBNL? Wow, the Cardinals could FedEx a piece of shit and it would be the best part of the deal for Cleveland...
The good news for the Cubs is that the Cardinals can't win the division if Carpenter gets hurt, which is almost a certainty. He's the lynchpin of their pitching staff. Even if he does somehow stay healthy, I don't see them as a 90-win team. Maybe 85 to 87, although if the Cubs and the rest of the NL Central continue to have their heads stuck in their asses 87 wins might be enough to win the division.
Quote from: BC on June 28, 2009, 11:43:02 AM
I don't understand what the Indians did here. The price for DeRosa was Chris Perez and a PTBNL? Wow, the Cardinals could FedEx a piece of shit and it would be the best part of the deal for Cleveland...
The good news for the Cubs is that the Cardinals can't win the division if Carpenter gets hurt, which is almost a certainty. He's the lynchpin of their pitching staff. Even if he does somehow stay healthy, I don't see them as a 90-win team. Maybe 85 to 87, although if the Cubs and the rest of the NL Central continue to have their heads stuck in their asses 87 wins might be enough to win the division.
Well the pitching staff will fall apart again like it did last year. It's Carpenter and then a bunch of pitchers that have a little hot streak and then do nothing the rest of the year. All the Cubs need to do is have one of their shit relievers (Patton, Ass Can, etc.) take one for the team and drill Pujols straight in the dome. I don't care if they never pitch in the majors again (double bonus?). It's a plan!
Quote from: BC on June 28, 2009, 11:43:02 AMHe's the lynchpin of their pitching staff./quote]
Is that an award you get for somehow managing to keep an obscure job with the same organization you tried to run into the ground?
Pissburgh moving some folks around:
Quote"Pirates acquired RHP Casey Erickson and catcher-outfielder Eric Fryer from the Yankees for OF Eric Hinske and cash.
Erickson, 24 in August, was 3-3 with a 2.25 ERA in 21 games (three starts) for the Yankees' Single-A affiliate in Charleston. He has been assigned to Single-A West Virginia and could eventually reach the bigs as a middle reliever."
And...
Quote"The Pirates have agreed to a trade that will send OF Nyjer Morgan and LHP Sean Burnett to the Nationals for OF Lastings Milledge and RHP Joel Hanrahan.
Burnett and Hanrahan are fine relievers, but the real meat of this trade lies in the two outfielders. Milledge is currently recovering from a broken finger, but is a younger and more promising all-around talent than Morgan, who is batting .277/.351/.356 this season with 27 RBI and 18 stolen bases. The move coincides with the Pirates' ongoing rebuilding efforts."
As discussed in the SBox earlier today, I have no idea what the Nate McLouth trade was about as he was under contract through 2011 and basically WAS the Pirates. These two moves aren't so bad. Steven Pearce is the new Hinske on that team, and Hanrahan and Milledge are good returns on Morgan and Burnett. My question is, WHAT were the Nats thinking? Nyjer Morgan is a poor man's Juan Pierre. I can't stand rich man's Juan Pierre. Then again, these are the Nationals and Pirates--basically MLB's special education equivalent.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on June 30, 2009, 02:01:18 PM
As discussed in the SBox earlier today, I have no idea what the Nate McLouth trade was about as he was under contract through 2011 and basically WAS the Pirates. These two moves aren't so bad. Steven Pearce is the new Hinske on that team, and Hanrahan and Milledge are good returns on Morgan and Burnett. My question is, WHAT were the Nats thinking? Nyjer Morgan is a poor man's Juan Pierre. I can't stand rich man's Juan Pierre. Then again, these are the Nationals and Pirates--basically MLB's special education equivalent.
Damn it. What will this do to Nyjer Morgan's playing time? He was my first-round pick in NeifiBall this year.
Methinks he'll have a hard time breaking into a rotation that features Adam Dunn, Elijah Dukes, Josh Willingham and Austin Kearns save for late inning defense. Morgan was hitting .277/.351 with 18 steals, though.
The Nats feel like Lastings is regressing in both talent and attitude and they just wanted him gone. Nyjer will play center most of the time in Washington because Elijah can't handle it defensively.
The Pirates decided to take a chance on Lastings because he's younger and better than Nyjer and they have their CF in McCutcheon. Not a bad gamble.
The Nats are going to try to be busy this month, as they'd like to find new homes for Dukes, kEARnS, Ronnie Belliard and Nick Johnson. Good luck to them on those efforts. Johnson's probably the most valuable but he's made out of glass, so they'd better hurry up. They're hoping that Lowell's hip doesn't respond to rest and the Red Sox decide to take Johnson and have Youkilis play third the rest of the season.
This item (http://cgi.ebay.com/Jeff-Suppan-For-Sale-Worthless-Pitcher-from-Brewers_W0QQitemZ280364738789QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_SM_Fan_Shop?hash=item41470a68e5&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A10%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50) is no longer for sale on eBay, though you can get a good idea of what it was from the URL.
Or from this screenshot.
(http://homerderby.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Jeff-Suppan-eBay.jpg)
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on June 30, 2009, 02:01:18 PM
RHP Joel Hanrahan.
Intrepid Reader: Reg DunlopHey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!
Lastings Milledge fucking sucks. He's Korey with a bit less power. Why this bloke is still being talked about as though he has potential is beyond me.
Quote from: RV on June 28, 2009, 05:24:36 PM
Quote from: BC on June 28, 2009, 11:43:02 AMHe's the lynchpin of their pitching staff.
Is that an award you get for somehow managing to keep an obscure job with the same organization you tried to run into the ground?
My apologies, I always thought it was spelled with a Y. I just looked it up and, alas, found out that I had erred.
Quote from: PenFoe on June 30, 2009, 02:30:44 PM
This item (http://cgi.ebay.com/Jeff-Suppan-For-Sale-Worthless-Pitcher-from-Brewers_W0QQitemZ280364738789QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_SM_Fan_Shop?hash=item41470a68e5&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A10%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50) is no longer for sale on eBay, though you can get a good idea of what it was from the URL.
Or from this screenshot.
(http://i39.tinypic.com/mbq3bk.jpg)
Referrer FAIL averted'd
One St. Louis columnist likens DeRo to Shaq (I am NOT making this up):
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/columnists.nsf/bryanburwell/story/D941AB2FE7583035862575E50006B04C?OpenDocument
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 09:46:16 AM
One St. Louis columnist likens DeRo to Shaq (I am NOT making this up):
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/columnists.nsf/bryanburwell/story/D941AB2FE7583035862575E50006B04C?OpenDocument
Bryan Burwell is an idiot by Sun-Times standards.
Quote from: Fork on July 01, 2009, 09:49:13 AM
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 09:46:16 AM
One St. Louis columnist likens DeRo to Shaq (I am NOT making this up):
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/columnists.nsf/bryanburwell/story/D941AB2FE7583035862575E50006B04C?OpenDocument
Bryan Burwell is an idiot by Sun-Times standards.
I just read this fucking thing, and while my eyes bled a little bit, did this guy finally admit to something that I can never get any one of my Cardinal buddies to admit too? The fact that they are much like Cleveland in which they have a inferiority complex?
QuoteYou will see soon enough how this is a Cardinals story, so bear with me. Presumptuous Knicks fans have thought for a while that it was a foregone conclusion that James would be leaving Cleveland as a free agent after next season. They couldn't imagine a circumstance where a smaller Midwest city with a serious inferiority complex to the Big Apple (hmmm, now does that sound familiar?) would ever have a chance to hold onto its superstar once New York began singing its favorite sports siren song (The lyrics? "Money, money, monnn...eeeey!").
Que KD?
St. Louis is to Chicago as Cleveland is to NY.
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 11:12:40 AM
St. Louis is to Chicago as Cleveland is to NY.
Except the fact that the town that has the inferiority complex is a town that actually wins baseball championships
Quote from: IrishYeti on July 01, 2009, 11:53:28 AM
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 11:12:40 AM
St. Louis is to Chicago as Cleveland is to NY.
Except the fact that the town that has the inferiority complex is a town that actually wins baseball championships
That's why its so mind bottling.
Quote from: IrishYeti on July 01, 2009, 11:53:28 AM
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 11:12:40 AM
St. Louis is to Chicago as Cleveland is to NY.
Except the fact that the town that has the inferiority complex is a town that actually wins baseball championships
The cat in your avatar is bad fucking ass.
Posterity:
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7247/catcatchesbat.gif)
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 01, 2009, 12:32:02 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on July 01, 2009, 11:53:28 AM
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 11:12:40 AM
St. Louis is to Chicago as Cleveland is to NY.
Except the fact that the town that has the inferiority complex is a town that actually wins baseball championships
The cat in your avatar is bad fucking ass.
Posterity:
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7247/catcatchesbat.gif)
Credit Thrill for finding it.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 01, 2009, 12:32:02 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on July 01, 2009, 11:53:28 AM
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 11:12:40 AM
St. Louis is to Chicago as Cleveland is to NY.
Except the fact that the town that has the inferiority complex is a town that actually wins baseball championships
The cat in your avatar is bad fucking ass.
Posterity:
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7247/catcatchesbat.gif)
Much better range than Theriot. If the cat knows not to try to go from second to third on a grounder to short, sign him up.
Quote from: IrishYeti on July 01, 2009, 12:33:17 PM
Credit Thrill for finding it.
Does he have tapes of his other 20 kitties doing tricks, or just Mr. Mittens?
Quote from: Tank on July 01, 2009, 02:24:09 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on July 01, 2009, 12:33:17 PM
Credit Thrill Jon for finding it.
Other homo'd
It doesn't matter. I had no intention of giving either of you credit for finding it, anyhow.
Tied in the loss column. If the Cubs win and Cardinals lose tomorrow, the Cubs would lead in the loss column.
BTW, I don't know if anyone else on this website watched the Reds-Cards game tonight, but Baker absolutely fucked the Reds over with his brilliant managing. I love having him "leading" another team in this division, although I wish he wouldn't be giving games away to the Cardinals.
Quote from: BC on July 03, 2009, 10:47:31 PM
Tied in the loss column. If the Cubs win and Cardinals lose tomorrow, the Cubs would lead in the loss column.
BTW, I don't know if anyone else on this website watched the Reds-Cards game tonight, but Baker absolutely fucked the Reds over with his brilliant managing. I love having him "leading" another team in this division, although I wish he wouldn't be giving games away to the Cardinals.
I know what you mean. I hate/love when he does that. This description of what he did makes me feel like I was there.
Quote from: BC on July 03, 2009, 10:47:31 PM
Tied in the loss column. If the Cubs win and Cardinals lose tomorrow, the Cubs would lead in the loss column.
BTW, I don't know if anyone else on this website watched the Reds-Cards game tonight, but Baker absolutely fucked the Reds over with his brilliant managing. I love having him "leading" another team in this division, although I wish he wouldn't be giving games away to the Cardinals.
Yeah, he couldn't have handled the 8th any worse. Walking Pujols would've made more sense than letting Weathers face him.
Quote from: Fork on May 13, 2009, 07:17:58 AM
Quote from: Poon on May 12, 2009, 06:07:13 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2009, 04:07:55 PM
Ryan Braun has street cred and edge (http://www.remetee.com/about.php).
QuoteBright colors and embellished accents speak of a history of kings and caballeros, warriors and priestesses, edifying legends extolled with dramatic symbolism. Birds, animals, celestial scenes of lightening, smoke and stars are all presented to glorify the beauty found in the multiple layers of a culture's fabric.
The Remetee collection displays rich symbols of past and present, good and evil, grit and glam recreated in a pageantry of fashion. Emblems of war, peace, love and myth, are woven into the wearable translation of an unfolding story.
Okay.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2rf787q.jpg)
Please please please please please just tell me those bedazzled jeans are part of the clothing line.
I'd be the envy of my jazzercise class in those bad boys.
He also hates his pitching staff.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=290705116
I wonder which current Brewers Braun would want to get rid of when his GM "makes a move"....
Quote from: TDubbs on July 06, 2009, 07:54:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 13, 2009, 07:17:58 AM
Quote from: Poon on May 12, 2009, 06:07:13 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 12, 2009, 04:07:55 PM
Ryan Braun has street cred and edge (http://www.remetee.com/about.php).
QuoteBright colors and embellished accents speak of a history of kings and caballeros, warriors and priestesses, edifying legends extolled with dramatic symbolism. Birds, animals, celestial scenes of lightening, smoke and stars are all presented to glorify the beauty found in the multiple layers of a culture's fabric.
The Remetee collection displays rich symbols of past and present, good and evil, grit and glam recreated in a pageantry of fashion. Emblems of war, peace, love and myth, are woven into the wearable translation of an unfolding story.
Okay.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2rf787q.jpg)
Please please please please please just tell me those bedazzled jeans are part of the clothing line.
I'd be the envy of my jazzercise class in those bad boys.
He also hates his pitching staff.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=290705116
This fool (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Ryan-Braun-demands-trade-from-Brewers-mdash-ju?urn=mlb,174834) is trying to make a connection to Lou Boudreau. Please, PLEASE, put Braun in charge of personnel moves. That would be awesome. Not to mention it would bring on new Remetee-"designed" team threads.
Quote from: Oleg on July 03, 2009, 11:34:17 PM
Quote from: BC on July 03, 2009, 10:47:31 PM
Tied in the loss column. If the Cubs win and Cardinals lose tomorrow, the Cubs would lead in the loss column.
BTW, I don't know if anyone else on this website watched the Reds-Cards game tonight, but Baker absolutely fucked the Reds over with his brilliant managing. I love having him "leading" another team in this division, although I wish he wouldn't be giving games away to the Cardinals.
I know what you mean. I hate/love when he does that. This description of what he did makes me feel like I was there.
If he hadn't caused them to lose, they would have won.
Dusty Baker has touched so many people?
"Chicago Cubs' Sam Fuld, left, Kosuke Fukudome, center, and Milton Bradley celebrate after they defeated the Milwaukee Brewers 8-2 in a baseball game in Chicago, Sunday, July 5, 2009."
This outfield reminds me of any one of several movies about World War II.
Quote from: CBStew on July 06, 2009, 01:36:08 PM
"Chicago Cubs' Sam Fuld, left, Kosuke Fukudome, center, and Milton Bradley celebrate after they defeated the Milwaukee Brewers 8-2 in a baseball game in Chicago, Sunday, July 5, 2009."
This outfield reminds me of any one of several movies about World War II.
Pic?
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 06, 2009, 05:15:21 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 06, 2009, 01:36:08 PM
"Chicago Cubs' Sam Fuld, left, Kosuke Fukudome, center, and Milton Bradley celebrate after they defeated the Milwaukee Brewers 8-2 in a baseball game in Chicago, Sunday, July 5, 2009."
This outfield reminds me of any one of several movies about World War II.
Pic?
This should clear everything up.
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j74/KurtEvans/dbackspogo.jpg)
The Ryan Freel era is over
CHICAGO -- Ryan Freel, designated for assignment on July 2 by the Cubs, was dealt to the Kansas City Royals for a player to be named later on Monday
Quote from: CBStew on July 06, 2009, 05:39:27 PM
The Ryan Freel era is over
CHICAGO -- Ryan Freel, designated for assignment on July 2 by the Cubs, was dealt to the Kansas City Royals for a player to be named later on Monday
I wasn't that pumped about this thread at its inception. Now that we're posting stuff that has absolutely nada to do with CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT and STL I like it even less. I never should've locked the Turdthrow thread but I thought it was funny. Is it still locked?
EDIT: to acknowledge that Freel played for CIN at one time. So there is a literal connection but...
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 07, 2009, 12:03:43 AM
I wasn't that pumped about this thread at its inception. Now that we're posting stuff that has absolutely nada to do with CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT and STL I like it even less. I never should've locked the Turdthrow thread but I thought it was funny. Is it still locked?
Cincy's 22 runs allowed tonight is pretty shitty...but after the Cardinals series, maybe their starters figured "hell, I should blow the game, so the bullpen won't get the opportunity."
Or it's their way of getting yanked early and being saved from Dusty leaving them out there way too long.
I was just looking for a good place to post this.
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Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.
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Que Jim Edmonds?
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.
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Why is that making me laugh so hard that my coworkers are coming over to check on me?
Quote from: Brownie on July 07, 2009, 01:25:57 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.
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Que Jim Edmonds?
Intrepid Reader: Johnny CarsonSure, just move the damn cat!
Quote from: Fork on July 07, 2009, 02:12:22 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 07, 2009, 01:25:57 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.
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Que Jim Edmonds?
Intrepid Reader: Johnny Carson
Sure, just move the damn cat!
A new low, Fork.
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.
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A guy walks into a bar...
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.
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The dog's name is Hancock, he has a tendency to run head first into things.
What a trio! One of them pees on fire hydrants, one of them will claw you to death if you try to pick them up, and the other one will block traffic at 2 in the morning by sitting drunk in front of a stop light.
Quote from: BC on July 07, 2009, 07:57:59 PM
What a trio! One of them pees on fire hydrants, one of them will claw you to death if you try to pick them up, and the other one will block traffic at 2 in the morning by sitting drunk in front of a stop light.
I did see Tony piss on that fire hydrant last time I was at a Cardinals game.
Quote from: BC on July 07, 2009, 07:57:59 PM
What a trio! One of them pees on fire hydrants, one of them will claw you to death if you try to pick them up, and the other one will block traffic at 2 in the morning by sitting drunk in front of a stop light.
Intrepid Reader: Kenny Bania
That's gold, BC. Gold. And why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round. The glass is round.
Quote from: BC on July 07, 2009, 07:57:59 PM
What a trio! One of them pees on fire hydrants, one of them will claw you to death if you try to pick them up, and the other one will block traffic at 2 in the morning by sitting drunk in front of a stop light.
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/11/128656379596045635.jpg)
Quote from: Tank on July 07, 2009, 02:23:07 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 07, 2009, 02:12:22 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 07, 2009, 01:25:57 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/07/Picture_24_02.png)
Que Jim Edmonds?
Intrepid Reader: Johnny Carson
Sure, just move the damn cat!
A new low, Fork.
because of the joke, or the fact that you laughed at it?
Quote from: BC on July 07, 2009, 07:57:59 PM
What a trio! One of them pees on fire hydrants, one of them will claw you to death if you try to pick them up, and the other one will block traffic at 2 in the morning by sitting drunk in front of a stop light.
You're fucking terrible.
Check this out:
http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/welcome-to-the-baseball-capitol-of-the-world-you-moran/
Quote from: Dave B on July 17, 2009, 08:44:48 AM
Check this out:
http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/welcome-to-the-baseball-capitol-of-the-world-you-moran/
God damnit, not only did he misspell capital, but how fucking perfectly Cardinal fan is it that he spent all that money on a custom Cardinals jersey, and used it to take a 101 years shot at the Cubs. Insecure fucktards.
Quote from: SKO on July 17, 2009, 08:58:07 AM
Quote from: Dave B on July 17, 2009, 08:44:48 AM
Check this out:
http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/welcome-to-the-baseball-capitol-of-the-world-you-moran/
God damnit, not only did he misspell capital, but how fucking perfectly Cardinal fan is it that he spent all that money on a custom Cardinals jersey, and used it to take a 101 years shot at the Cubs. Insecure fucktards.
Unfortunately, too many people (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy?keyword=Jersey+Fouls) piss away money on moronic jerseys.
Quote from: Fork on July 17, 2009, 09:24:00 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 17, 2009, 08:58:07 AM
Quote from: Dave B on July 17, 2009, 08:44:48 AM
Check this out:
http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/welcome-to-the-baseball-capitol-of-the-world-you-moran/
God damnit, not only did he misspell capital, but how fucking perfectly Cardinal fan is it that he spent all that money on a custom Cardinals jersey, and used it to take a 101 years shot at the Cubs. Insecure fucktards.
Unfortunately, too many people (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy?keyword=Jersey+Fouls) piss away money on moronic jerseys.
Which is why I'm going to clean up with my half Hawks, half Cubs "HAVROSA" jersies.
Quote from: CT III on July 17, 2009, 09:29:39 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 17, 2009, 09:24:00 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 17, 2009, 08:58:07 AM
Quote from: Dave B on July 17, 2009, 08:44:48 AM
Check this out:
http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/welcome-to-the-baseball-capitol-of-the-world-you-moran/
God damnit, not only did he misspell capital, but how fucking perfectly Cardinal fan is it that he spent all that money on a custom Cardinals jersey, and used it to take a 101 years shot at the Cubs. Insecure fucktards.
Unfortunately, too many people (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy?keyword=Jersey+Fouls) piss away money on moronic jerseys.
Which is why I'm going to clean up with my half Hawks, half Cubs "HAVROSA" jersies.
I'm going with the DeWiz.
We'll be Jersey Buddies!
I hate Milwaukee...
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According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, the Brewers sent a scout to watch the Indians' Cliff Lee pitch Tuesday night against the Jays.
Lee tossed a complete game, helping his club to a 2-1 victory, so the scout most definitely came away impressed. The Brewers have shown mild interest in Roy Halladay, but probably like the idea of unloading a bit less in the way of cash and prospects for a guy like Cliff Lee.
Also...
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According to the Pittsburgh Post Gazette's Dejan Kovacevic, there is reason to believe first baseman Adam LaRoche has been traded.
As Kovacevic reports, "The Pirates' clubhouse is abuzz with word that a trade involving first baseman Adam LaRoche is imminent, and this is the reason the lineup has taken so long to get posted this (Wednesday) morning." There's no word on his destination, but we'll be sure to keep you updated with any developments.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/adam-laroche-trade-close.html Red Sox got him
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on July 22, 2009, 11:15:55 AM
I hate Milwaukee...
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According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, the Brewers sent a scout to watch the Indians' Cliff Lee pitch Tuesday night against the Jays.
Lee tossed a complete game, helping his club to a 2-1 victory, so the scout most definitely came away impressed. The Brewers have shown mild interest in Roy Halladay, but probably like the idea of unloading a bit less in the way of cash and prospects for a guy like Cliff Lee.
Also...
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According to the Pittsburgh Post Gazette's Dejan Kovacevic, there is reason to believe first baseman Adam LaRoche has been traded.
As Kovacevic reports, "The Pirates' clubhouse is abuzz with word that a trade involving first baseman Adam LaRoche is imminent, and this is the reason the lineup has taken so long to get posted this (Wednesday) morning." There's no word on his destination, but we'll be sure to keep you updated with any developments.
He went to the Red Sox.
http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2009/07/22/red-sox-get-adam-laroche-from-pirates/
Quote from: fiveouts on July 22, 2009, 12:04:11 PM
He went to the Red Sox.
http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2009/07/22/red-sox-get-adam-laroche-from-pirates/
Poor little Andy LaRoche will be crying himself to sleep tonight.
DOOOOOOOOO............
Wait!!! The Pirates gave away one of the LaRoche brothers and the Cardinals got Julio Lugo?
Even I am not scared by this shit.
I think Lugo moving to the Cardinals actually improved the Cubs' chances in the division.
Somehow the Cubs are now leading the NL Central in the loss column.
Quote from: BC on July 22, 2009, 09:44:24 PM
Somehow the Cubs are now leading the NL Central in the loss column.
By losing fewer games than their counterparts, I reckon.
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 22, 2009, 09:46:01 PM
Quote from: BC on July 22, 2009, 09:44:24 PM
Somehow the Cubs are now leading the NL Central in the loss column.
By losing fewer games than their counterparts, I reckon.
Well, that and the fact their counterparts are also mediocre baseball teams.
And the Cubs aren't?
We should have known better than to doubt Phildo and his klaxon warnings of the SNEAK ATTACK. Wandy and the Buttwipes have been playing well since their 7 game skidmark at the end of May:
Asstrolls 31-19
Gutless Assholes 25-22
Tards 23-27
McCLUNGS 21-27
Fightin' Hairstons 18-30
Quote from: RV on July 23, 2009, 08:46:16 AM
We should have known better than to doubt Phildo and his klaxon warnings of the SNEAK ATTACK. Wandy and the Buttwipes have been playing well since their 7 game skidmark at the end of May:
Asstrolls 31-19
Gutless Assholes 25-22
Tards 23-27
McCLUNGS 21-27
Fightin' Hairstons 18-30
That's a failure pile in a sadness bowl. (I heard that bit the other day, but for the life of me can't remember the source...Patton Oswalt?) At least Soriano is turning the corner this month...or, maybe just having a decent month: .321 .379 .491 .870. Bradley...notsomuch: .220 .429 .317 .746. Even if one of them can get hot the second half, the division is the Cubs' to lose still. I'm not so sure all the Julio Lugos and Chris Costes of the world are going to put up much of a fight to stop it. For Gord's sake, I'm tired of the .500 pussyfootin' of mysery so far this year.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on July 23, 2009, 09:16:36 AM
Quote from: RV on July 23, 2009, 08:46:16 AM
We should have known better than to doubt Phildo and his klaxon warnings of the SNEAK ATTACK. Wandy and the Buttwipes have been playing well since their 7 game skidmark at the end of May:
Asstrolls 31-19
Gutless Assholes 25-22
Tards 23-27
McCLUNGS 21-27
Fightin' Hairstons 18-30
That's a failure pile in a sadness bowl. (I heard that bit the other day, but for the life of me can't remember the source...Patton Oswalt?) At least Soriano is turning the corner this month...or, maybe just having a decent month: .321 .379 .491 .870. Bradley...notsomuch: .220 .429 .317 .746. Even if one of them can get hot the second half, the division is the Cubs' to lose still. I'm not so sure all the Julio Lugos and Chris Costes of the world are going to put up much of a fight to stop it. For Gord's sake, I'm tired of the .500 pussyfootin' of mysery so far this year.
.429 OBP despite hitting .220? Put that psychopath in the one or two hole and he'll actually be of some use to this team.
Quote from: Weebs on July 23, 2009, 09:40:53 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on July 23, 2009, 09:16:36 AM
Quote from: RV on July 23, 2009, 08:46:16 AM
We should have known better than to doubt Phildo and his klaxon warnings of the SNEAK ATTACK. Wandy and the Buttwipes have been playing well since their 7 game skidmark at the end of May:
Asstrolls 31-19
Gutless Assholes 25-22
Tards 23-27
McCLUNGS 21-27
Fightin' Hairstons 18-30
That's a failure pile in a sadness bowl. (I heard that bit the other day, but for the life of me can't remember the source...Patton Oswalt?) At least Soriano is turning the corner this month...or, maybe just having a decent month: .321 .379 .491 .870. Bradley...notsomuch: .220 .429 .317 .746. Even if one of them can get hot the second half, the division is the Cubs' to lose still. I'm not so sure all the Julio Lugos and Chris Costes of the world are going to put up much of a fight to stop it. For Gord's sake, I'm tired of the .500 pussyfootin' of mysery so far this year.
.429 OBP despite hitting .220? Put that psychopath in the one or two hole and he'll actually be of some use to this team.
Holy hell...is Weebs...right? Fuck it. I agree with Weebs.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on July 23, 2009, 09:50:56 AM
Holy hell...is Weebs...right? Fuck it. I agree with Weebs.
Yes, he's right. As disappointing as Bradley has been, he's still tied with Fuku for the best OBP on the team. Those two should be hitting 1-2 in the order.
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2009, 10:02:43 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on July 23, 2009, 09:50:56 AM
Holy hell...is Weebs...right? Fuck it. I agree with Weebs.
Yes, he's right. As disappointing as Bradley has been, he's still tied with Fuku for the best OBP on the team. Those two should be hitting 1-2 in the order.
BUT HE'S HITTING 220 AND HE'S NOT FAST.
Quote from: ChuckD on July 23, 2009, 10:03:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 23, 2009, 10:02:43 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on July 23, 2009, 09:50:56 AM
Holy hell...is Weebs...right? Fuck it. I agree with Weebs.
Yes, he's right. As disappointing as Bradley has been, he's still tied with Fuku for the best OBP on the team. Those two should be hitting 1-2 in the order.
BUT HE'S HITTING 220 AND HE'S NOT FAST.
HE'S ALSO NOT A SECOND BASEMAN!
Bat him second against righties, bat him fifth or sixth against lefties, but for the love of gord, please stop putting Reed Johnson or Micah Poofpower in the lineup in his place against righties. It makes my intestines cry.
Standings since July 1
HOU 13-6 --
CHC 12-7 1
STL 10-8 2.5
CIN 7-12 6
PIT 6-12 6.5
MIL 6-12 6.5
If the Cubs don't win this thing, we should burn down the historical landmark with Hendry in it.
Quote from: Andy on July 23, 2009, 10:41:45 AM
Standings since July 1
HOU 13-6 --
CHC 12-7 1
STL 10-8 2.5
CIN 7-12 6
PIT 6-12 6.5
MIL 6-12 6.5
If the Cubs don't win this thing, we should burn down the historical landmark with Hendry in it.
If they win it, too.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 23, 2009, 10:52:39 AM
Quote from: Desip on July 23, 2009, 10:41:45 AM
Standings since July 1
HOU 13-6 --
CHC 12-7 1
STL 10-8 2.5
CIN 7-12 6
PIT 6-12 6.5
MIL 6-12 6.5
If the Cubs don't win this thing, we should burn down the historical landmark with Hendry in it.
If they win it, too.
What if they win it The Right Way?
Quote from: MAD on July 23, 2009, 10:37:29 AM
Bat him second against righties, bat him fifth or sixth against lefties, but for the love of gord, please stop putting Reed Johnson or Micah Poofpower in the lineup in his place against righties. It makes my intestines cry.
Snicker.
Quote from: Andy on July 23, 2009, 10:41:45 AM
Standings since July 1
HOU 13-6 --
CHC 12-7 1
STL 10-8 2.5
CIN 7-12 6
PIT 6-12 6.5
MIL 6-12 6.5
If the Cubs don't win this thing, we should burn down the historical landmark with Hendry in it.
Wait, where would they play in Aug. and Sept. if they don't win THI thing and we burn the sumbitch? If you say the Cell or Miller Park I'm cancelling my subscription.
The Cubs have played like runny buffalo shit all season, yet have lost less games than anyone else in the NL Central.
Their core players, with the exception of Derrek Lee, have not played up to their normal level.
Everyone chill the fuck out, they got this.
Quote from: Fork on July 23, 2009, 12:35:13 PM
The Cubs have played like runny buffalo shit all season, yet have lost less games than anyone else in the NL Central.
Their core players, with the exception of Derrek Lee, have not played up to their normal level.
Everyone chill the fuck out, they got this.
Thank goodness we're only a week away from Bears Training Camp.
Pops Duncan: "There is a conspiracy here, and I will seek it out!"
And Tony LaRussa? Well, he just wants to throw up...
From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch:
"Dave Duncan learned of the possible trade from La Russa first late Tuesday night, and he was pointed in his feeling about the end of his son's time as a Cardinal.
"The way I look at it is he was traded for a player who had very little (leverage) ... he was designated for assignment," Duncan said. "It's highly unusual for a major-league roster player to be traded for somebody like that. So somebody wanted to get him out of the organization, and they've accomplished what they wanted to accomplish.
"Either that or we don't have anybody in the minor leagues that they wanted for (Lugo). One or the other."
The Cardinals pitching coach echoed the statements made Tuesday afternoon by La Russa in a stern and biting defense of the struggling left fielder. La Russa said Duncan was subjected to "unfair treatment" by the fans and undue criticism from the media. La Russa said the way Duncan had been treated, especially during his recent slide, made him want "to vomit."
Quote from: BC on July 23, 2009, 01:02:11 PM
Pops Duncan: "There is a conspiracy here, and I will seek it out!"
And Tony LaRussa? Well, he just wants to throw up...
From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch:
"Dave Duncan learned of the possible trade from La Russa first late Tuesday night, and he was pointed in his feeling about the end of his son's time as a Cardinal.
"The way I look at it is he was traded for a player who had very little (leverage) ... he was designated for assignment," Duncan said. "It's highly unusual for a major-league roster player to be traded for somebody like that. So somebody wanted to get him out of the organization, and they've accomplished what they wanted to accomplish.
"Either that or we don't have anybody in the minor leagues that they wanted for (Lugo). One or the other."
The Cardinals pitching coach echoed the statements made Tuesday afternoon by La Russa in a stern and biting defense of the struggling left fielder. La Russa said Duncan was subjected to "unfair treatment" by the fans and undue criticism from the media. La Russa said the way Duncan had been treated, especially during his recent slide, made him want "to vomit."
That Tony doesn't feel well makes me smile. I hope he gets a kidney stone next.
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 23, 2009, 01:41:19 PM
Quote from: BC on July 23, 2009, 01:02:11 PM
Pops Duncan: "There is a conspiracy here, and I will seek it out!"
And Tony LaRussa? Well, he just wants to throw up...
From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch:
"Dave Duncan learned of the possible trade from La Russa first late Tuesday night, and he was pointed in his feeling about the end of his son's time as a Cardinal.
"The way I look at it is he was traded for a player who had very little (leverage) ... he was designated for assignment," Duncan said. "It's highly unusual for a major-league roster player to be traded for somebody like that. So somebody wanted to get him out of the organization, and they've accomplished what they wanted to accomplish.
"Either that or we don't have anybody in the minor leagues that they wanted for (Lugo). One or the other."
The Cardinals pitching coach echoed the statements made Tuesday afternoon by La Russa in a stern and biting defense of the struggling left fielder. La Russa said Duncan was subjected to "unfair treatment" by the fans and undue criticism from the media. La Russa said the way Duncan had been treated, especially during his recent slide, made him want "to vomit."
That Tony doesn't feel well makes me smile. I hope he gets a kidney stone next.
As long as it doesn't kill him, right?
Quote from: BC on July 23, 2009, 01:02:11 PM
Pops Duncan: "There is a conspiracy here, and I will seek it out!"
And Tony LaRussa? Well, he just wants to throw up...
From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch:
"Dave Duncan learned of the possible trade from La Russa first late Tuesday night, and he was pointed in his feeling about the end of his son's time as a Cardinal.
"The way I look at it is he was traded for a player who had very little (leverage) ... he was designated for assignment," Duncan said. "It's highly unusual for a major-league roster player to be traded for somebody like that. So somebody wanted to get him out of the organization, and they've accomplished what they wanted to accomplish.
"Either that or we don't have anybody in the minor leagues that they wanted for (Lugo). One or the other."
The Cardinals pitching coach echoed the statements made Tuesday afternoon by La Russa in a stern and biting defense of the struggling left fielder. La Russa said Duncan was subjected to "unfair treatment" by the fans and undue criticism from the media. La Russa said the way Duncan had been treated, especially during his recent slide, made him want "to vomit."
Sounds like the last year in Cow Town for both guys.
Quote from: MAD on July 23, 2009, 01:52:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 23, 2009, 01:41:19 PM
Quote from: BC on July 23, 2009, 01:02:11 PM
Pops Duncan: "There is a conspiracy here, and I will seek it out!"
And Tony LaRussa? Well, he just wants to throw up...
From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch:
"Dave Duncan learned of the possible trade from La Russa first late Tuesday night, and he was pointed in his feeling about the end of his son's time as a Cardinal.
"The way I look at it is he was traded for a player who had very little (leverage) ... he was designated for assignment," Duncan said. "It's highly unusual for a major-league roster player to be traded for somebody like that. So somebody wanted to get him out of the organization, and they've accomplished what they wanted to accomplish.
"Either that or we don't have anybody in the minor leagues that they wanted for (Lugo). One or the other."
The Cardinals pitching coach echoed the statements made Tuesday afternoon by La Russa in a stern and biting defense of the struggling left fielder. La Russa said Duncan was subjected to "unfair treatment" by the fans and undue criticism from the media. La Russa said the way Duncan had been treated, especially during his recent slide, made him want "to vomit."
That Tony doesn't feel well makes me smile. I hope he gets a kidney stone next.
As long as it doesn't kill him, right?
Not yet.
I don't remember them being this outspoken after any other trade. I wonder why they are so upset?
Now they're rumored to be offering their top position prospect (Wallace) in a package to the A's for Matt Holladay.
Quote from: Dave B on July 23, 2009, 03:46:37 PM
Now they're rumored to be offering their top position prospect (Wallace) in a package to the A's for Matt Holladay.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Matt-Holliday-back-to-causing-giddiness-around-l?urn=mlb,178372
Some more info on the resurgence of Holliday here. This would be bad. For those not willing to click the link (I don't blame you), Buster Olney's source puts the chances of a deal happening at 50/50.
Quote from: Slak on July 23, 2009, 03:50:38 PM
Quote from: Dave B on July 23, 2009, 03:46:37 PM
Now they're rumored to be offering their top position prospect (Wallace) in a package to the A's for Matt Holladay.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Matt-Holliday-back-to-causing-giddiness-around-l?urn=mlb,178372
Some more info on the resurgence of Holliday here. This would be bad. For those not willing to click the link (I don't blame you), Buster Olney's source puts the chances of a deal happening at 50/50.
Intrepid Reader: Lt. Frank DrebinBut there's only a 75% chance of that.
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 23, 2009, 01:41:19 PM
Quote from: BC on July 23, 2009, 01:02:11 PM
Pops Duncan: "There is a conspiracy here, and I will seek it out!"
And Tony LaRussa? Well, he just wants to throw up...
From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch:
"Dave Duncan learned of the possible trade from La Russa first late Tuesday night, and he was pointed in his feeling about the end of his son's time as a Cardinal.
"The way I look at it is he was traded for a player who had very little (leverage) ... he was designated for assignment," Duncan said. "It's highly unusual for a major-league roster player to be traded for somebody like that. So somebody wanted to get him out of the organization, and they've accomplished what they wanted to accomplish.
"Either that or we don't have anybody in the minor leagues that they wanted for (Lugo). One or the other."
The Cardinals pitching coach echoed the statements made Tuesday afternoon by La Russa in a stern and biting defense of the struggling left fielder. La Russa said Duncan was subjected to "unfair treatment" by the fans and undue criticism from the media. La Russa said the way Duncan had been treated, especially during his recent slide, made him want "to vomit."
That Tony doesn't feel well makes me smile. I hope he gets a kidney stone next.
LaRussa later recanted and said it was "the five bottles of Thunderbird I drank at Mike Shannon's" that made him sick.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 23, 2009, 03:59:11 PM
Quote from: Slak on July 23, 2009, 03:50:38 PM
Quote from: Dave B on July 23, 2009, 03:46:37 PM
Now they're rumored to be offering their top position prospect (Wallace) in a package to the A's for Matt Holladay.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Matt-Holliday-back-to-causing-giddiness-around-l?urn=mlb,178372
Some more info on the resurgence of Holliday here. This would be bad. For those not willing to click the link (I don't blame you), Buster Olney's source puts the chances of a deal happening at 50/50.
Intrepid Reader: Lt. Frank Drebin
But there's only a 75% chance of that.
Or more. BaseballStone says, for whatever reason, that this deal is more than likely.
Quote from: Slak on July 23, 2009, 05:26:36 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 23, 2009, 03:59:11 PM
Quote from: Slak on July 23, 2009, 03:50:38 PM
Quote from: Dave B on July 23, 2009, 03:46:37 PM
Now they're rumored to be offering their top position prospect (Wallace) in a package to the A's for Matt Holladay.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Matt-Holliday-back-to-causing-giddiness-around-l?urn=mlb,178372
Some more info on the resurgence of Holliday here. This would be bad. For those not willing to click the link (I don't blame you), Buster Olney's source puts the chances of a deal happening at 50/50.
Intrepid Reader: Lt. Frank Drebin
But there's only a 75% chance of that.
Or more. BaseballStone says, for spiteful, vindictive whatever reasons, that this deal is more than likely.
Nice choice, Hendry'd.
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 23, 2009, 12:30:08 PM
Quote from: Andy on July 23, 2009, 10:41:45 AM
Standings since July 1
HOU 13-6 --
CHC 12-7 1
STL 10-8 2.5
CIN 7-12 6
PIT 6-12 6.5
MIL 6-12 6.5
If the Cubs don't win this thing, we should burn down the historical landmark with Hendry in it.
Wait, where would they play in Aug. and Sept. if they don't win THI thing and we burn the sumbitch? If you say the Cell or Miller Park I'm cancelling my subscription.
Thillens Stadium. Or Alexian Field. They'd finally make Dallas Green's wishes come true and play in Schaumburg.
QuoteAccording to ESPN.com's Tim Kurkijan, the Cardinals are close to acquiring outfielder Matt Holliday from the A's.
Kurkijan, echoed by fellow ESPN.com writer Buster Olney, claims the Cardinals will give up top prospect Brett Wallace plus right-hander Clayton Mortensen and outfielder Shane Peterson. It seems like a very high price to pay for Holliday, an impending free agent who is owed around $6 million for the rest of this season. But, hey, Oakland GM Billy Beane has swindled the Cardinals before and is plenty capable of doing it again.
I'd say this trade would make them unstoppable, but they already got DeRosa. Hopefully he'll leave after this year and sign with Arizona to be with the Tards' other mistake.
A's/Cards close...
http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=MLB&id=3850 (http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=MLB&id=3850)
Credit to RV with the news in teh SBox...
EDIT: Sorry, Weebs (and everyone else). I didn't see you FACED me. Anyway, there's the link, if you care.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on July 24, 2009, 10:48:44 AM
A's/Cards close...
http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=MLB&id=3850 (http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=MLB&id=3850)
Credit to RV with the news in teh SBox...
You got FACE'd, dawg.
Done. (http://twitter.com/SI_JonHeyman/status/2821057271)
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
The trade is being booed on the St. Louis paper's comments, for whatever that's worth. However, one goof said it gives themn the best offensive line-up in the league. Whatever.
Personally, unless the Cardinals sign him to an extension, I feel they are selling their soul to the devil in this one. Wallace is a high price to pay for a little over two months of "protection" for Albie. I'd be much more concerned if they had gotten Halladay or another decent starter. Holliday has shown a little offensive resurgence in the past 6-8 weeks, but their pitching will eventually fall back.
Let's see if this pressures the Cubs to do something. If they can.
Quote from: Dave B on July 24, 2009, 12:39:27 PM
The trade is being booed on the St. Louis paper's comments, for whatever that's worth. However, one goof said it gives themn the best offensive line-up in the league. Whatever.
Personally, unless the Cardinals sign him to an extension, I feel they are selling their soul to the devil in this one. Wallace is a high price to pay for a little over two months of "protection" for Albie. I'd be much more concerned if they had gotten Halladay or another decent starter. Holliday has shown a little offensive resurgence in the past 6-8 weeks, but their pitching will eventually fall back.
Let's see if this pressures the Cubs to do something. If they can.
This. It's a good haul for Oakland. What's St. Louis going to do with 3B now? Wallace was supposed to inherit the job either late this year or next year and they weren't going to re-sign Glaus. They probably still won't re-sign him, so what's the answer at third? DeRosa? I guess we get to look forward to years of slumpbuster standing ovations. Guh.
Wallace has a huge ass, and apparently played third with the agility of a young Ron Coomer. He's going to rake, but it's going to be at 1b or dh.
Holliday's a good all-around player, he had a shitty April and has been better since and really good lately. I don't like this.
But fuck it, Carpenter's arm is about ready to fly off and with it so will the Tards chances.
If the Cubs offense gets it together, they're still in control of this division. If the offense doesn't get going, they won't win it. If the Cubs can't beat a team who just traded away three prospects to get a guy who has fewer HR and RBI in 70 MORE at-bats than Ryan Ludwick has this year, then the Cubs weren't going to win this division anyway.
Quote from: BC on July 24, 2009, 01:11:30 PM
If the Cubs offense gets it together, they're still in control of this division. If the offense doesn't get going, they won't win it. If the Cubs can't beat a team who just traded away three prospects to get a guy who has fewer HR and RBI in 70 MORE at-bats than Ryan Ludwick has this year, then the Cubs weren't going to win this division anyway.
If the Cubs can't win more games than the Cardinals, they're not gonna win it.
If they can, they have a shot.
Let's see how it plays out.
Quote from: Tank on July 24, 2009, 01:19:54 PM
Quote from: BC on July 24, 2009, 01:11:30 PM
If the Cubs offense gets it together, they're still in control of this division. If the offense doesn't get going, they won't win it. If the Cubs can't beat a team who just traded away three prospects to get a guy who has fewer HR and RBI in 70 MORE at-bats than Ryan Ludwick has this year, then the Cubs weren't going to win this division anyway.
If the Cubs can't win more games than the Cardinals, they're not gonna win it.
If they can, they have a shot.
Let's see how it plays out.
Alternately:
QuoteIf the Cubs can't beat a team who just traded away a lot of potential future production to rent a guy who has more HR and RBI than all but two of the Cardinals and an OPS+ of 125 (second only to Pujols) for the rest of the season, then the Cubs' offense probably underwhelmed when one considers their pitching strength. Nonetheless, the Cubs will reap the benefits down the road as the opportunity costs of the trade result in reduction of said future production for the Cardinals (i.e. let's see how it plays out.)
You're not going to win a division if you make a habit of giving up three-run homers to the likes of Aaron Harang.
I think the Reds players have swung at the first pitch about 75% of the time thus far today.
Good God, Dusty Baker is a doofus.
Quote from: Dave B on July 24, 2009, 02:24:30 PM
You're not going to win a division if you make a habit of giving up three-run homers to the likes of Aaron Harang.
To be fair, they'd have to do this at least more than once before they could even think about making it a habit.
There was a new guy in the booth today for the Reds announcers. It was some guy named Krench, coupled with one of their usual cocksmooch's calling. I'm hear to tell you, it was the best called game I have ever heard by Reds announcers. Bar None. And that's including numerous wrong calls, pronouncing 28% of the Cubs names wrong, and capped off by both of the announcers stating that the homer hit by Baker in the 8th was switch hitting Fontenot.
Let that sink in. Not only is Fontenot not a switch hitting player, he's also about 4-6 inches shorter than Baker, doesn't wear glasses, ,,,, and you know.... doesn't have the name BAKER stenciled in on his fucking jersey.
Baker rounded the bases, and was in the dugout before they corrected themselves.
But once again. Best announcing I've ever heard from the Reds Announcers. Stellar.
He's 5'6 when he bats lefty, but 6'2 when he hits righty.
That third inning was a thing of beauty. First batter, hits a flyball to the track that Soriano should have caught, instead he gets Julio Zuleta'd in the ivy and two balls fall out. A couple batters later he can't come in an fly ball and it drops for a hit. With one out and runners at the corners, Alex Gonzalez hits one right back to Wells who turns to start an easy double play, but neither of the midgets covers home. He nearly throws the ball into the stands going home, but Koyie saves him and after two too many throws they get one out. Then Wells grooves one to Harang for a three run homer, and then just to put the cherry on the sudae, Fontenot boots an easy grounder.
Awesome.
Thankfully, E-ramis decided to almost hit for the cycle and saved their bacon. This is a helluva way to win a pennant.
Quote from: Andy on July 24, 2009, 09:24:38 PM
He's 5'6 when he bats lefty, but 6'2 when he hits righty.
That third inning was a thing of beauty. First batter, hits a flyball to the track that Soriano should have caught, instead he gets Julio Zuleta'd in the ivy and two balls fall out. A couple batters later he can't come in an fly ball and it drops for a hit. With one out and runners at the corners, Alex Gonzalez hits one right back to Wells who turns to start an easy double play, but neither of the midgets covers home. He nearly throws the ball into the stands going home, but Koyie saves him and after two too many throws they get one out. Then Wells grooves one to Harang for a three run homer, and then just to put the cherry on the sudae, Fontenot boots an easy grounder.
Awesome.
Thankfully, E-ramis decided to almost hit for the cycle and saved their bacon. This is a helluva way to win a pennant.
Shit. Way to take the jam out of the doughnut, boss.
Quote from: Andy on July 24, 2009, 09:24:38 PM
Thankfully, E-ramis decided to almost hit for the cycle and saved their bacon.
Time for that surgery yet, Chuck?
Quote from: Andy on July 24, 2009, 09:24:38 PM
He's 5'6 when he bats lefty, but 6'2 when he hits righty.
Maybe 6'2 when he played the infield in 08'. But since then, they've resurfaced the field.
Quote from: Andy on July 24, 2009, 09:24:38 PM
He's 5'6 when he bats lefty, but 6'2 when he hits righty.
That third inning was a thing of beauty. First batter, hits a flyball to the track that Soriano should have caught, instead he gets Julio Zuleta'd in the ivy and two balls fall out. A couple batters later he can't come in an fly ball and it drops for a hit. With one out and runners at the corners, Alex Gonzalez hits one right back to Wells who turns to start an easy double play, but neither of the midgets covers home. He nearly throws the ball into the stands going home, but Koyie saves him and after two too many throws they get one out. Then Wells grooves one to Harang for a three run homer, and then just to put the cherry on the sudae, Fontenot boots an easy grounder.
Awesome.
Thankfully, E-ramis decided to almost hit for the cycle and saved their bacon. This is a helluva way to win a pennant.
It's not the
best way to win a pennant, but it's the
right way to win a pennant.
I just love how suddenly Holliday is Jesus H. Christ with the bat, and is not only going to lead STL to a World Series victory, but also cure cancer, fix the slumping economy, and rid St. Louis of it's toothlessness.
I ain't panicking.
Quote from: BichetteHappens on July 25, 2009, 09:05:48 AM
I just love how suddenly Holliday is Jesus H. Christ with the bat, and is not only going to lead STL to a World Series victory, but also cure cancer, fix the slumping economy, and rid St. Louis of it's toothlessness.
I ain't panicking.
I'm with you. Outside of Colorado, Holliday is basically the left field version of Troy Glaus. He's good. He's an upgrade. But he's no Mark DeRosa.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 25, 2009, 12:58:40 PM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on July 25, 2009, 09:05:48 AM
I just love how suddenly Holliday is Jesus H. Christ with the bat, and is not only going to lead STL to a World Series victory, but also cure cancer, fix the slumping economy, and rid St. Louis of it's toothlessness.
I ain't panicking.
I'm with you. Outside of Colorado, Holliday is basically the left field version of Troy Glaus. He's good. He's an upgrade. But he's no Mark DeRosa.
I thought they were going to put Glaus in left field, thus making him a left-field version of Troy Glaus? I heard that Glaus' arm won't allow him to make the toss across from third, and they were basically considering putting him in left and attaching a permanent cutoff man to him.
Which would be epically hilarious.
So if that is, in fact the case, then wouldn't the Holliday acquisition remove the possibility of that gimpy-armed bastard coming back in any capacity? I've got questions, who's got answers?
Quote from: MAD on July 25, 2009, 01:07:05 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 25, 2009, 12:58:40 PM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on July 25, 2009, 09:05:48 AM
I just love how suddenly Holliday is Jesus H. Christ with the bat, and is not only going to lead STL to a World Series victory, but also cure cancer, fix the slumping economy, and rid St. Louis of it's toothlessness.
I ain't panicking.
I'm with you. Outside of Colorado, Holliday is basically the left field version of Troy Glaus. He's good. He's an upgrade. But he's no Mark DeRosa.
I thought they were going to put Glaus in left field, thus making him a left-field version of Troy Glaus? I heard that Glaus' arm won't allow him to make the toss across from third, and they were basically considering putting him in left and attaching a permanent cutoff man to him.
Which would be epically hilarious.
So if that is, in fact the case, then wouldn't the Holliday acquisition remove the possibility of that gimpy-armed bastard coming back in any capacity? I've got questions, who's got answers?
The only option would be if Glaus, somehow, is able to play 3B again, they would pretty much have to put DeRosa back at 2B and move Schumaker over to SS, or just give DeRosa have the same role he had here. Other than that, there only options would be to trade him (I've heard this is most likely), or have him sit on the bench and pinch-hit.
Did anyone enjoy watching Motte go all Turdthrow today as much as I did? I haven't seen a meatball as bad as the one Motte threw to Rollins since Chad Fox was on the mound.
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 25, 2009, 09:19:29 PM
Did anyone enjoy watching Motte go all Turdthrow today as much as I did? I haven't seen a meatball as bad as the one Motte threw to Rollins since Chad Fox was on the mound 2001.
Chad Fox'd.
Todd Wellemeyer is absolutely terrible. Thank goodness the Cardinals can't figure this out.
I post on another baseball board, and today it made my brain explode.
Troy Glaus is a better thirdbasemen then Ramirez, fyi. He also then argues that GOD Derosa is a GREAT addition for the Cards. Carp, Wainwright and Pinero are the best 1-2-3 pitchers in the NL.
Pure gold.
My favorite points
"STOP WHINING. The Cards have had it just as bad. Just because Soriano has more name recognition than Ludwick doesn't mean him being hurt is worse. Ramirez's injury got more press because Glaus got hurt before the season, but that doesn't change the fact that the Cards had, until DeRosa came over, been running Thurston or Barden or someone like that out to third base every day. Bradley's crappiness is under the microscope because it's Chicago and he just got a new contract, but that doesn't mean that he's been any less of a disappointment than Ank and Duncan."
My head. It hurts.
Elias Coblentzed.
Quote from: BichetteHappens on July 26, 2009, 07:56:52 PM
Carp, Wainwright and Pinero are the best 1-2-3 pitchers in the NL.
This part is true.
Hanson, Jurjjens and Vazquez are solid, if the Giants had anyone after Lincecum and Cain, they'd have an argument, and Billingsley, Wolf and Kershaw is a solid combo, but the Cards guys are the best 1-2-3 right now.
Quote from: PenFoe on July 27, 2009, 11:20:29 AM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on July 26, 2009, 07:56:52 PM
Carp, Wainwright and Pinero are the best 1-2-3 pitchers in the NL.
This part is true.
Hanson, Jurjjens and Vazquez are solid, if the Giants had anyone after Lincecum and Cain, they'd have an argument, and Billingsley, Wolf and Kershaw is a solid combo, but the Cards guys are the best 1-2-3 right now.
There is no part of "best" that contains "Pinero".
Quote from: Fork on July 27, 2009, 11:26:33 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 27, 2009, 11:20:29 AM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on July 26, 2009, 07:56:52 PM
Carp, Wainwright and Pinero are the best 1-2-3 pitchers in the NL.
This part is true.
Hanson, Jurjjens and Vazquez are solid, if the Giants had anyone after Lincecum and Cain, they'd have an argument, and Billingsley, Wolf and Kershaw is a solid combo, but the Cards guys are the best 1-2-3 right now.
There is no part of "best" that contains "Pinero".
You sure? (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=pineijo01&t=p&year=2009)
Quote from: PenFoe on July 27, 2009, 11:32:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 27, 2009, 11:26:33 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 27, 2009, 11:20:29 AM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on July 26, 2009, 07:56:52 PM
Carp, Wainwright and Pinero are the best 1-2-3 pitchers in the NL.
This part is true.
Hanson, Jurjjens and Vazquez are solid, if the Giants had anyone after Lincecum and Cain, they'd have an argument, and Billingsley, Wolf and Kershaw is a solid combo, but the Cards guys are the best 1-2-3 right now.
There is no part of "best" that contains "Pinero".
You sure? (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=pineijo01&t=p&year=2009)
The slide rule sorcerors at Fangraphs agree with PenFoe (http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=pit&lg=nl&qual=n&type=6&season=2009&month=0).
Quote from: PenFoe on July 27, 2009, 11:32:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 27, 2009, 11:26:33 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 27, 2009, 11:20:29 AM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on July 26, 2009, 07:56:52 PM
Carp, Wainwright and Pinero are the best 1-2-3 pitchers in the NL.
This part is true.
Hanson, Jurjjens and Vazquez are solid, if the Giants had anyone after Lincecum and Cain, they'd have an argument, and Billingsley, Wolf and Kershaw is a solid combo, but the Cards guys are the best 1-2-3 right now.
There is no part of "best" that contains "Pinero".
You sure? (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=pineijo01&t=p&year=2009)
He's on a hot streak. He'll revert to the norm.
As uneven as Dempster is, his WHIP this year is damn near what Pinero's is for his career.
Quote from: Fork on July 27, 2009, 11:44:35 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 27, 2009, 11:32:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 27, 2009, 11:26:33 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 27, 2009, 11:20:29 AM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on July 26, 2009, 07:56:52 PM
Carp, Wainwright and Pinero are the best 1-2-3 pitchers in the NL.
This part is true.
Hanson, Jurjjens and Vazquez are solid, if the Giants had anyone after Lincecum and Cain, they'd have an argument, and Billingsley, Wolf and Kershaw is a solid combo, but the Cards guys are the best 1-2-3 right now.
There is no part of "best" that contains "Pinero".
You sure? (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=pineijo01&t=p&year=2009)
He's on a hot streak. He'll revert to the norm.
A hot streak is like 3-4 starts. Not 128 innings.
What if each of those starts is 30-40 innings?
Quote from: Eli on July 27, 2009, 11:49:29 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 27, 2009, 11:44:35 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 27, 2009, 11:32:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 27, 2009, 11:26:33 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 27, 2009, 11:20:29 AM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on July 26, 2009, 07:56:52 PM
Carp, Wainwright and Pinero are the best 1-2-3 pitchers in the NL.
This part is true.
Hanson, Jurjjens and Vazquez are solid, if the Giants had anyone after Lincecum and Cain, they'd have an argument, and Billingsley, Wolf and Kershaw is a solid combo, but the Cards guys are the best 1-2-3 right now.
There is no part of "best" that contains "Pinero".
You sure? (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=pineijo01&t=p&year=2009)
He's on a hot streak. He'll revert to the norm.
A hot streak is like 3-4 starts. Not 128 innings.
So a half-season is proof? Which means I was RIGHT about the Giants being the Wild Card!!!
Boom. Roasted.
Quote from: BC on July 26, 2009, 02:38:47 PM
Todd Wellemeyer is absolutely terrible. Thank goodness the Cardinals can't figure this out.
You had to go and tip them off... (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090728&content_id=6110452)
QuoteST. LOUIS -- Struggling starter Todd Wellemeyer -- owner of the second-worst ERA in the Major Leagues at 5.79 -- has been moved to the Cardinals' bullpen as he tries to work out his problems.
(via Len)
Catch the Implosion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au_DTS4Ksjo
QuoteAccording to Dejan Kovacevic of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, the Pirates have traded Jack Wilson and Ian Snell to the Mariners for Jeff Clement and others.
The Pirates are also expected to receive shortstop Ronny Cedeno and right-hander pitchers Aaron Pribanic, Brett Lorin and Nathan Adcock. It's a classic rebuilding move for Pittsburgh, who just got an influx of young talent. The Mariners did well too, finally picking up a reliable shortstop. And Snell should do well with a change of scenery.
Great, now we have to deal with that Cedeno guy in the NL Central.
(http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/534229.jpg)
Don Long.
Miracle worker.
Quote"Ronny is a solid major league defensive-oriented shortstop," Huntington said. "We feel we can help him become more productive with the bat, while his defense helps our pitching staff."
Makes you love 'em even more:
http://www.stltoday.com/mds/sports-cardinals/html/2561
Quote from: Dave B on July 30, 2009, 10:56:52 AM
Makes you love 'em even more:
http://www.stltoday.com/mds/sports-cardinals/html/2561
Wait until he finds out she fucked Red Schoendienst.
Quote from: Dave B on July 30, 2009, 10:56:52 AM
Makes you love 'em even more:
http://www.stltoday.com/mds/sports-cardinals/html/2561
Haha, that couple likes the Cardinals and had wedding pictures taken near Busch Stadium. They're so stupid.
Quote from: Dave B on July 30, 2009, 10:56:52 AM
Makes you love 'em even more:
http://www.stltoday.com/mds/sports-cardinals/html/2561
Don't they remove your genitals if they catch you drinking Miller Lite down there? That's what my pappy always told me anyway.
By my very unofficial count, the Pirates have now gotten rid of 32% of their Opening Day Roster. (http://www.buccofans.com/2009/04/2009-pirates-preview-opening-day-roster.html)
Quote from: PenFoe on July 30, 2009, 06:15:58 PM
By my very unofficial count, the Pirates have now gotten rid of 32% of their Opening Day Roster. (http://www.buccofans.com/2009/04/2009-pirates-preview-opening-day-roster.html)
Too bad, if they didn't trade Bay last year or make all of the moves they have this year, they'd probably be contenders in the Central.
Quote from: Weebs on July 30, 2009, 06:22:39 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 30, 2009, 06:15:58 PM
By my very unofficial count, the Pirates have now gotten rid of 32% of their Opening Day Roster. (http://www.buccofans.com/2009/04/2009-pirates-preview-opening-day-roster.html)
Too bad, if they didn't trade Bay last year or make all of the moves they have this year, they'd probably be contenders in the Central. wouldn't be the Pirates.
In actuality fool'd.
Quote from: PenFoe on July 30, 2009, 06:15:58 PM
By my very unofficial count, the Pirates have now gotten rid of 32% of their Opening Day Roster. (http://www.buccofans.com/2009/04/2009-pirates-preview-opening-day-roster.html)
I count 10 gone, for 40% of 25...
Adam LaRoche, Freddy Sanchez, Jack Wilson, Nyjer Morgan, Nate McLouth, Eric Hinske, Craig Monroe, Ian Snell, John Grabow, Sean Burnett
Quote from: Tank on July 30, 2009, 06:33:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 30, 2009, 06:15:58 PM
By my very unofficial count, the Pirates have now gotten rid of 32% of their Opening Day Roster. (http://www.buccofans.com/2009/04/2009-pirates-preview-opening-day-roster.html)
I count 10 gone, for 40% of 25...
Adam LaRoche, Freddy Sanchez, Jack Wilson, Nyjer Morgan, Nate McLouth, Eric Hinske, Craig Monroe, Ian Snell, John Grabow, Sean Burnett
I didn't count Monroe because he's so bad they just cut him.
I missed Burnett though...
The Genius just put Wellemeyer into the 10th inning of a 3-3 game, and Todd promptly gave up a two-run single.
Thanks TG & TW!!!
Lost in the excitement of Grabowner and Godzillany was this: http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/astros-release-russ-ortiz.html
Quote[July 30, 2009 at 4:36pm CST]
According to Alyson Footer via Twitter, the Astros released pitcher Russ Ortiz. Ortiz's nine earned run drubbing today was apparently the last straw, as his ERA rose to 5.57. The Astros had signed Ortiz to a minor league deal in January and named him the fifth starter in April.
The game was a 1:20 start and apparently took 2:54 to complete, so 4:14, and a mere 22 minutes later he was being reported as released.
Cecil must have told him as he came to the mound to pull him to go ahead and pack his bags.
As Pen pointed out in the SBox, the Astros come in to Chicago and over the course of 4 days, they lose Oswalt to an injury, lose Wesley Wright to Zambrano-syndrome, have Hampton reinforce how much he sucks, and cut Ortiz. Sounds like that SNEAK ATTACK might be faltering.
Quote from: IrishYeti on July 31, 2009, 01:13:03 AM
Lost in the excitement of Grabowner and Godzillany was this: http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/astros-release-russ-ortiz.html
Quote[July 30, 2009 at 4:36pm CST]
According to Alyson Footer via Twitter, the Astros released pitcher Russ Ortiz. Ortiz's nine earned run drubbing today was apparently the last straw, as his ERA rose to 5.57. The Astros had signed Ortiz to a minor league deal in January and named him the fifth starter in April.
The game was a 1:20 start and apparently took 2:54 to complete, so 4:14, and a mere 22 minutes later he was being reported as released.
Cecil must have told him as he came to the mound to pull him to go ahead and pack his bags.
As Pen pointed out in the SBox, the Astros come in to Chicago and over the course of 4 days, they lose Oswalt to an injury, lose Wesley Wright to Zambrano-syndrome, have Hampton reinforce how much he sucks, and cut Ortiz. Sounds like that SNEAK ATTACK might be faltering.
Well that's where you're wrong. All the more sneaky when it's the least likely.
The Cubs need a three-day SNEAK ATTACK from the Astros this weekend... Then they should lay down for the rest of the year.*
* = Except against the Cardinals, Brewers, and any potential Wild Card team.
Dusty claims another one.
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/baseball/wires/story/1167692.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/baseball/wires/story/1167692.html)
Brew town implosion continues. Thoroughly enjoyable.
http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/52277737.html
Quote from: Hawkeye's clutchness on August 02, 2009, 09:03:44 AM
Brew town implosion continues. Thoroughly enjoyable.
http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/52277737.html
Quote"It's just baseball," Braun said. "The toughest play as an outfielder is the line drive right at you. It's just baseball. You just move on to the next play. I didn't say it doesn't bother me, I just said it's baseball it happens. It won't be the first time, it won't be the last time."
Quote"No matter who is in there, we have to find a way to throw the ball better for us to have success," Braun said Sunday. "I think when you're constantly behind in games, it's not easy and it's not fun. Their starting pitcher was clearly better than ours this series."
So when other Brewers screw up, Braun thinks they're killing the team and changes need to be made. When Braun screws up, it's "just baseball". I wonder what the pitchers in the bullpen were thinking as he chased down that line drive.
DPD. At least Brewers fans have the awesome HOME RUN DATABASE (http://data.jsonline.com/sports/Brewers/HomeRuns.aspx).
RotoWorld occasionally has a gem amidst all their failed attempts at comedy:
QuoteWilly Taveras has been scratched from the lineup a fourth straight game Sunday.
Taveras is battling wrist problems. Without Jerry Hairston Jr, Laynce Nix is the immediate beneficiary. Taveras is batting .240/.279/.290 this season with 21 stolen bases. The Reds would be better served to move on after the year, but Taveras signed a two-year pact. It means another year of Dusty Baker ensuring the leadoff position isn't clogging up the bases. Of course, here Baker is just clogging up the bench.
It is much more fun watching him manage a different National League Central team...
Here's to hoping he gets to "lead" another Central foe at some point in the future.
Quote from: Weebs on August 02, 2009, 12:28:08 PM
RotoWorld occasionally has a gem amidst all their failed attempts at comedy:
QuoteWilly Taveras has been scratched from the lineup a fourth straight game Sunday.
Taveras is battling wrist problems. Without Jerry Hairston Jr, Laynce Nix is the immediate beneficiary. Taveras is batting .240/.279/.290 this season with 21 stolen bases. The Reds would be better served to move on after the year, but Taveras signed a two-year pact. It means another year of Dusty Baker ensuring the leadoff position isn't clogging up the bases. Of course, here Baker is just clogging up the bench.
I don't think they fail all that often. I get a good snicker out of their blurbs.
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on August 01, 2009, 09:15:15 PM
Dusty claims another one.
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/baseball/wires/story/1167692.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/baseball/wires/story/1167692.html)
And it was, indeed, Tommy John surgery.
Quote from: Dave B on August 03, 2009, 12:02:57 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on August 01, 2009, 09:15:15 PM
Dusty claims another one.
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/baseball/wires/story/1167692.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/baseball/wires/story/1167692.html)
And it was, indeed, Tommy John surgery.
Johnny Cueto is next.
Wait until aftetr the Cubs shell him this week (or he shuts them out, the way things are going).
Quote from: Dave B on August 03, 2009, 12:02:57 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on August 01, 2009, 09:15:15 PM
Dusty claims another one.
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/baseball/wires/story/1167692.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/baseball/wires/story/1167692.html)
And it was, indeed, Tommy John surgery.
More info, almost tore his right elbow off.
According to Mark Sheldon of MLB.com, the ulnar collateral ligament in Edinson Volquez's right elbow was almost completely torn.
Volquez underwent Tommy John surgery on Monday morning. There is a chance that he could return late in 2010, but fantasy owners shouldn't expect him to return to form until 2011 at the earliest.
Source: Mark Sheldon on Twitter
Quote from: BH on August 03, 2009, 04:41:10 PM
Quote from: Dave B on August 03, 2009, 12:02:57 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on August 01, 2009, 09:15:15 PM
Dusty claims another one.
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/baseball/wires/story/1167692.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/baseball/wires/story/1167692.html)
And it was, indeed, Tommy John surgery.
More info, almost tore his right elbow off.
According to Mark Sheldon of MLB.com, the ulnar collateral ligament in Edinson Volquez's right elbow was almost completely torn.
Volquez underwent Tommy John surgery on Monday morning. There is a chance that he could return late in 2010, but fantasy owners shouldn't expect him to return to form until 2011 at the earliest.
Source: Mark Sheldon on Twitter
Wow...that's amazing. No Volquez in 2010 and in 2011 he's going to be mediocre like Liriano. That really fucks the Reds, big time.
Dear God.
Thanks for Aaron Harang.
Amen.
Quote from: Fork on August 03, 2009, 06:56:18 PM
Dear God.
Thanks for Aaron Harang. putting Dusty Baker in Cincinnati.
Amen.
Being grateful for the right reasons'd.
Maybe Dusty can move on to St. Louis after he's done destroying the Reds.
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 03, 2009, 07:32:48 PM
Maybe Dusty can move on to St. Louis after he's done destroying the Reds.
Sap, Y'All DANG!
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 03, 2009, 07:34:53 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 03, 2009, 07:32:48 PM
Maybe Dusty can move on to St. Louis after he's done destroying the Reds.
Sap, Y'All DANG!y'all...DANG!
Struck, bolded, and fix'd
Quote from: JD on August 03, 2009, 07:45:02 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 03, 2009, 07:34:53 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 03, 2009, 07:32:48 PM
Maybe Dusty can move on to St. Louis after he's done destroying the Reds.
Sap, Y'All DANG!y'all...DANG!
Struck, bolded, and fix'd
Thank you, good sir.
Quote from: JD on August 03, 2009, 07:45:02 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 03, 2009, 07:34:53 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 03, 2009, 07:32:48 PM
Maybe Dusty can move on to St. Louis after he's done destroying the Reds.
Sap, Y'All DANG!y'all...DANG!
Struck, bolded, and fix'd SHUT UP PAUL. YOU'RE A DOUCHE.
Don't fix what aint broke'd.
um...Hi?
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 03, 2009, 10:43:39 PM
um...Hi?
If you have to ask, you clearly haven't been lurking long enough.
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 04, 2009, 11:05:15 AM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 03, 2009, 10:43:39 PM
um...Hi?
If you have to ask, you clearly haven't been lurking long enough.
He's been registered a whole 2 days and we haven't had too many SUPYAD's in a while.
Apparently Prince Fielder wanted to go into the Dodgers clubhouse after last night's game and fight Guillermo Mota.
Class, all class...
Quote from: BC on August 05, 2009, 03:33:27 AM
Apparently Prince Fielder wanted to go into the Dodgers clubhouse after last night's game and fight Guillermo Mota.
Class, all class...
Opposing players wanting to fight Mota is nothing new. Paging Mike Piazza.
That said, these two were teammates at one point. Prince Fielder wanting to fight teammates is nothing new. Paging Manny Parra.
I'll stop now.
There's only so much anger to go around Slak. After that, well, you get a fat vegetarian going apeshit.
Quote from: BC on August 05, 2009, 04:22:52 AM
There's only so much anger to go around Slak. After that, well, you get a fat vegetarian going apeshit.
You are less funny than Fork.
Quote from: TDubbs on August 05, 2009, 05:08:50 AM
Quote from: BC on August 05, 2009, 04:22:52 AM
There's only so much anger to go around Slak. After that, well, you get a fat vegetarian going apeshit.
You are less funny than Fork.
I know you are, but what am I?
It looks like the Brewers' annual meltdown is in full swing:
QuotePrince Fielder tried to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota after Tuesday's game, but he was stopped by teammates and security.
A very good thing for the Brewers. If Fielder had his way, he'd probably be in for a longer suspension than the one Mota is going to get for drilling him in the ninth inning of the blowout. It was also probably a good thing for Mota. It was less good for L.A. area plastic surgeons, who might have been in line for some extra business.
Quote from: BC on August 05, 2009, 05:23:00 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 05, 2009, 05:08:50 AM
Quote from: BC on August 05, 2009, 04:22:52 AM
There's only so much anger to go around Slak. After that, well, you get a fat vegetarian going apeshit.
You are less funny than Fork.
I know you are, but what am I?
An unfunny, Canadian turd.
Quote from: Weebs on August 05, 2009, 07:38:18 AM
It looks like the Brewers' annual meltdown is in full swing:
QuotePrince Fielder tried to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota after Tuesday's game, but he was stopped by teammates and security.
A very good thing for the Brewers. If Fielder had his way, he'd probably be in for a longer suspension than the one Mota is going to get for drilling him in the ninth inning of the blowout. It was also probably a good thing for Mota. It was less good for L.A. area plastic surgeons, who might have been in line for some extra business.
Weebs, doing his best me.
Quote from: TDubbs on August 05, 2009, 08:09:29 AM
Quote from: BC on August 05, 2009, 05:23:00 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 05, 2009, 05:08:50 AM
Quote from: BC on August 05, 2009, 04:22:52 AM
There's only so much anger to go around Slak. After that, well, you get a fat vegetarian going apeshit.
You are less funny than Fork.
I know you are, but what am I?
An unfunny, Canadian turd.
Thankfully, BC is not one of ours.
I'm still waiting for Dubbs to contribute anything beyond death threats and pronouncements about what's unfunny, though. I fear he's in danger of turning into a self-parody.
Quote from: Canadouche on August 05, 2009, 08:16:43 AM
I'm still waiting for Dubbs to contribute anything beyond death threats and pronouncements about what's unfunny, though.
You must not be paying attention. On July 21, TDubbs said that Milton Bradley sucks cock and on July 1, he posted a link to an ESPN article about Mark DeRosa. He's contributed plenty of baseball material in the last month or so.
Quote from: Eli on August 05, 2009, 09:04:28 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 05, 2009, 08:16:43 AM
I'm still waiting for Dubbs to contribute anything beyond death threats and pronouncements about what's unfunny, though.
You must not be paying attention. On July 21, TDubbs said that Milton Bradley sucks cock and on July 1, he posted a link to an ESPN article about Mark DeRosa. He's contributed plenty of baseball material in the last month or so.
You show me a baseball blog, and I'll start talking baseball.
Quote from: TDubbs on August 05, 2009, 09:08:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 05, 2009, 09:04:28 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 05, 2009, 08:16:43 AM
I'm still waiting for Dubbs to contribute anything beyond death threats and pronouncements about what's unfunny, though.
You must not be paying attention. On July 21, TDubbs said that Milton Bradley sucks cock and on July 1, he posted a link to an ESPN article about Mark DeRosa. He's contributed plenty of baseball material in the last month or so.
You show me a baseball blog, and I'll start talking baseball fight it.
Chad'ed.
Quote from: TDubbs on August 05, 2009, 09:08:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 05, 2009, 09:04:28 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 05, 2009, 08:16:43 AM
I'm still waiting for Dubbs to contribute anything beyond death threats and pronouncements about what's unfunny, though.
You must not be paying attention. On July 21, TDubbs said that Milton Bradley sucks cock and on July 1, he posted a link to an ESPN article about Mark DeRosa. He's contributed plenty of baseball material in the last month or so.
You show me a baseball waitress blog, and I'll start talking baseball shattering pelvises.
Really Chad'ed.
Quote from: BH on August 05, 2009, 11:00:43 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 05, 2009, 09:08:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 05, 2009, 09:04:28 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 05, 2009, 08:16:43 AM
I'm still waiting for Dubbs to contribute anything beyond death threats and pronouncements about what's unfunny, though.
You must not be paying attention. On July 21, TDubbs said that Milton Bradley sucks cock and on July 1, he posted a link to an ESPN article about Mark DeRosa. He's contributed plenty of baseball material in the last month or so.
You show me a baseball waitress blog, and I'll start talking baseball shattering pelvises.
Really Chad'ed.
Quote from: TDubbs on August 05, 2009, 09:08:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 05, 2009, 09:04:28 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 05, 2009, 08:16:43 AM
I'm still waiting for Dubbs to contribute anything beyond death threats and pronouncements about what's unfunny, though.
You must not be paying attention. On July 21, TDubbs said that Milton Bradley sucks cock and on July 1, he posted a link to an ESPN article about Mark DeRosa. He's contributed plenty of baseball material in the last month or so.
You show me a baseball blog, and I'll start talking baseball.
www.bleedcubbieblue.com
L8r.
I'd watch out for those Brewers; they might be planning an Astro-esque SNEAK ATTACK. After all, that clubhouse fight they had last year catapulted them into the division championship, and later, the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.
It LITERALLY changed their season.
ESPN told me so.
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 05, 2009, 12:10:25 PM
I'd watch out for those Brewers; they might be planning an Astro-esque SNEAK ATTACK. After all, that clubhouse fight they had last year catapulted them into the division championship, and later, the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.
It LITERALLY changed their season.
ESPN told me so.
Sounds like ESPN literally changed their season.
Quote from: BC on August 05, 2009, 04:22:52 AM
There's only so much anger to go around Slak. After that, well, you get a fat vegetarian going apeshit.
It is inconceivable that His Highness could have thought that going into the opposing clubhouse to fight one of the players was a good idea. Maybe he was just going to share his favorite quiche recipe.
Quote from: CBStew on August 05, 2009, 12:28:06 PM
Quote from: BC on August 05, 2009, 04:22:52 AM
There's only so much anger to go around Slak. After that, well, you get a fat vegetarian going apeshit.
It is inconceivable that His Highness could have thought that going into the opposing clubhouse to fight one of the players was a good idea. Maybe he was just going to share his favorite quiche recipe.
He had already destroyed the Brewers' postgame spread and was still hungry.
What this Brewers team needs is a manager to come in and restore order. I say bring back Ned Yost.
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 05, 2009, 01:11:04 PM
What this Brewers team needs is a manager to come in and restore order. I say bring back Ned Yost.
I think Yost is waiting for the Cards to call once Dave Duncan and the Genius finally quit in a huff over the Chris Duncan trading.
Quote from: TDubbs on August 05, 2009, 09:08:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 05, 2009, 09:04:28 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 05, 2009, 08:16:43 AM
I'm still waiting for Dubbs to contribute anything beyond death threats and pronouncements about what's unfunny, though.
You must not be paying attention. On July 21, TDubbs said that Milton Bradley sucks cock and on July 1, he posted a link to an ESPN article about Mark DeRosa. He's contributed plenty of baseball material in the last month or so.
You show me a baseball blog, and I'll start talking baseball.
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/league-of-her-own/
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 05, 2009, 01:11:04 PM
What this Brewers team needs is a manager to come in and restore order. I say bring back Ned Yost.
Anytime a guy like Ned Yost is available, you gotta get that guy.
Shoutbox Tradition'd
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
And if it had been a Cub, he'd be gone for a month.
Fuck Bud Selig with Bea Arthur's dead dick.
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
He didn't suspend Mota either. Stop acting like BC.
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 06, 2009, 01:25:31 PM
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
And if it had been a Cub, he'd be gone for a month.
Fuck Bud Selig with Bea Arthur's dead dick.
People don't truly believe this, right?
It's just some internet Cubs fan parody hoax, I assume?
Whatever "anti-Cubs bias" one thinks Selig has, his primary agenda is to make as much money for baseball as possible.
There would be probably no better marketing and revenue opportunity for baseball than to have the Cubs in the World Series.
Quote from: PenFoe on August 06, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 06, 2009, 01:25:31 PM
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
And if it had been a Cub, he'd be gone for a month.
Fuck Bud Selig with Bea Arthur's dead dick.
People don't truly believe this, right?
It's just some internet Cubs fan parody hoax, I assume?
Whatever "anti-Cubs bias" one thinks Selig has, his primary agenda is to make as much money for baseball as possible.
There would be probably no better marketing and revenue opportunity for baseball than to have the Cubs in the World Series.
No. I just like busting on Bud and Team Cheesecurd.
I do find it hard to believe a player can skate without a suspension for something like that. Does smack of favoritism when the Brewers are involved.
The fact that Cecil did not get into the Dodgers' clubhouse is what spared him. He had to be restrained, but ultimately, nothing happened.
Quote from: PenFoe on August 06, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 06, 2009, 01:25:31 PM
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
And if it had been a Cub, he'd be gone for a month.
Fuck Bud Selig with Bea Arthur's dead dick.
People don't truly believe this, right?
It's just some internet Cubs fan parody hoax, I assume?
Whatever "anti-Cubs bias" one thinks Selig has, his primary agenda is to make as much money for baseball as possible.
There would be probably no better marketing and revenue opportunity for baseball than to have the Cubs in the World Series.
No, Cubs fans don't believe this. A month? Come on. Let's get serious. I think we all know that is a crazy notion, especially since no one can deny that Milton would have been executed by lethal injection for this because BUD HATES US. :(
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 06, 2009, 02:09:16 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 06, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 06, 2009, 01:25:31 PM
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
And if it had been a Cub, he'd be gone for a month.
Fuck Bud Selig with Bea Arthur's dead dick.
People don't truly believe this, right?
It's just some internet Cubs fan parody hoax, I assume?
Whatever "anti-Cubs bias" one thinks Selig has, his primary agenda is to make as much money for baseball as possible.
There would be probably no better marketing and revenue opportunity for baseball than to have the Cubs in the World Series.
No, Cubs fans don't believe this. A month? Come on. Let's get serious. I think we all know that is a crazy notion, especially since no one can deny that Milton would have been executed by lethal injection for this because BUD HATES US. :(
C'mon, the lethal injection thing is a little over the top.
They'd feed him to a pack of rabid ferrets.
Quote from: Eli on August 06, 2009, 01:38:25 PM
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
He didn't suspend Mota either. Stop acting like BC.
Well of course he didn't. If he suspended Mota, he would have had to suspend Prince. Players very often get suspended for at least a game when they intentionally hit a batter.
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 02:17:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 06, 2009, 01:38:25 PM
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
He didn't suspend Mota either. Stop acting like BC.
Well of course he didn't. If he suspended Mota, he would have had to suspend Prince. Players very often get suspended for at least a game when they intentionally hit a batter.
Matt Garza didn't, and he
admitted he plunked Mark Teixeira on purpose a couple weeks ago.
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on August 06, 2009, 02:09:16 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 06, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 06, 2009, 01:25:31 PM
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
And if it had been a Cub, he'd be gone for a month.
Fuck Bud Selig with Bea Arthur's dead dick.
People don't truly believe this, right?
It's just some internet Cubs fan parody hoax, I assume?
Whatever "anti-Cubs bias" one thinks Selig has, his primary agenda is to make as much money for baseball as possible.
There would be probably no better marketing and revenue opportunity for baseball than to have the Cubs in the World Series.
No, Cubs fans don't believe this. A month? Come on. Let's get serious. I think we all know that is a crazy notion, especially since no one can deny that Milton would have been executed by lethal injection for this because BUD HATES US. :(
Intrepid reader: LaTroy Hawkins
Not as much as he hates the Astros.
Fortunately, Al's counterparts in Houston have the proper T-shirts already made. (http://crawfishboxes.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/)
Anyone else see Howry try to hit a guy 3-4 times before he actually hit him this week?
Quote from: Eli on August 06, 2009, 01:38:25 PM
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
He didn't suspend FORMER BREWER Mota either. Stop acting like BC.
Conspiracy!'ed.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 07, 2009, 03:44:15 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 06, 2009, 01:38:25 PM
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
He didn't suspend FORMER BREWER Mota either. Stop acting like BC.
Conspiracy!'ed.
QuoteBrad Thompson has been suspended three games and fined an undisclosed amount for throwing at David Wright's head Wednesday.
Thompson has filed an appeal, and denied there was intent behind the pitch in a post-game interview on Wednesday. "You throw a ball like at somebody's head, especially after something happened earlier, and you expect a warning," said the reliever. "I'm not going to try to hit David Wright in the head. I'm not going to hit anybody in the head." The Mets, and the home plate umpire, saw the up-and-in fastball as retaliation for the beaning of Albert Pujols one inning earlier.
Bring on the "but it's different when you throw at a player's head" comments. Selig is a manipulative chodestain.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 07, 2009, 03:44:15 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 06, 2009, 01:38:25 PM
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
He didn't suspend FORMER BREWER Mota either. Stop acting like BC.
Conspiracy!'ed.
EVERYONE'S AGAINST US!
Quote from: CT III on August 08, 2009, 11:33:23 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 07, 2009, 03:44:15 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 06, 2009, 01:38:25 PM
Quote from: Weebs on August 06, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
QuoteMajor League Baseball has decided not to suspend Prince Fielder for his actions following Tuesday's game against the Dodgers.
In a surprising twist, everyone was pardoned from suspension: Fielder for trying to get into the Dodger clubhouse to confront Guillermo Mota; Mota for intentionally drilling Fielder in the ninth inning of a blowout; Dodgers manager Joe Torre for ordering the plunking. Fielder and Mota will pay undisclosed fines. Maybe MLB discipline czar Bob Watson is going soft. Regardless, this is good fantasy news for all involved.
Shocking, Selig didn't suspend the Brewers' second best player.
He didn't suspend FORMER BREWER Mota either. Stop acting like BC.
Conspiracy!'ed.
EVERYONE'S AGAINST US!
I'm fir us!
In Cheese Land:
Quote
Brewers designated third baseman Bill Hall for assignment.
The Brewers are really cleaning house this afternoon. Hall had an awful .201/.265/.341 batting line in 211 at-bats with the Crew this season and hasn't posted solid all-around numbers since 2006. Perhaps a change of scenery will help the 29-year-old figure it out offensively.
...and...
Quote
Brewers optioned shortstop J.J. Hardy to Triple-A Nashville.
Alcides Escobar was recalled to take his spot on the roster and on the field. Hardy has posted a disappointing .229/.300/.367 batting line in 371 at-bats this season with 11 home runs and 45 RBI, and the Brewers want to see what they have in Escobar, a 22-year-old shortstop.
I guess McGehee and/or Matt Gamel will take over 3B and Alcides Escobar to take over SS.
Black Wednesday.
http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/brewers.html
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 12, 2009, 12:12:38 PM
In Cheese Land:
Quote
Brewers designated third baseman Bill Hall for assignment.
The Brewers are really cleaning house this afternoon. Hall had an awful .201/.265/.341 batting line in 211 at-bats with the Crew this season and hasn't posted solid all-around numbers since 2006. Perhaps a change of scenery will help the 29-year-old figure it out offensively.
...and...
Quote
Brewers optioned shortstop J.J. Hardy to Triple-A Nashville.
Alcides Escobar was recalled to take his spot on the roster and on the field. Hardy has posted a disappointing .229/.300/.367 batting line in 371 at-bats this season with 11 home runs and 45 RBI, and the Brewers want to see what they have in Escobar, a 22-year-old shortstop.
I guess McGehee and/or Matt Gamel will take over 3B and Alcides Escobar to take over SS.
I don't understand why they just stopped playing McGehee altogether, despite the fact that he never really slowed down with his hitting. He may not be a great defender, but he was far and away better than anything they were putting out there at 2B and 3B. What a fun team.
Pissburgh's back. God, how I've missed them. They're like a snuggly little lap dog, a security blanket, your dad's chair, girl-on-girl Pr0n, your best beer cozy, M*A*S*H reruns, Bill Cosby standup, Stew's reviews of Entourage, sticky green trees, a 60-degree day in February, a 70-degree day in August, Belgian Ale, great sushii, one of Andy's Daily Doses circa 2005, a DVD of the 1986 NFC Championship Game cued up to the first flakes of snow...
Here's an interesting/alarming stat Al posted on BCB:
The Pirates' record was 48-54 (.471) on July 24, 2008. Since then, it is 64-103 (.383).
Quote from: Dave B on August 14, 2009, 12:36:38 PM
Here's an interesting/alarming stat Al posted on BCB:
The Pirates' record was 48-54 (.471) on July 24, 2008. Since then, it is 64-103 (.383).
The Cubs are at .000 since August 8, 2009...DOOOOOOOOM!!!
The 2009 Cubs remind me of the 2007 Cubs quite a bit. But the 2009 Cardinals don't remind me of the 2007 Brewers. They remind me of the 2009 Cardinals. So, I guess I'll just sit back and see how this all plays out...
Holy fucking Christ on a bike, Pissburgh got REALLY, REALLY pisspoor. If it weren't for the fact that they have Milledge and Cedeno on the roster, I might even feel sorry for them.
Quote from: Dave B on August 14, 2009, 12:36:38 PM
Here's an interesting/alarming stat Al posted on BCB:
The Pirates' record was 48-54 (.471) on July 24, 2008. Since then, it is 64-103 (.383).
What's interesting/alarming about that stat? The Pirates turned
their AAA roster into a AA roster over the last month and their
record got worse. I think the only remotely surprising thing about
those stats is that they aren't .371 and .283.
Quote from: Pre on August 14, 2009, 03:29:26 PM
Quote from: Dave B on August 14, 2009, 12:36:38 PM
Here's an interesting/alarming stat Al posted on BCB:
The Pirates' record was 48-54 (.471) on July 24, 2008. Since then, it is 64-103 (.383).
What's interesting/alarming about that stat? The Pirates turned
their AAA roster into a AA roster over the last month and their
record got worse. I think the only remotely surprising thing about
those stats is that they aren't .371 and .283.
But that's over the course of a YEAR. That's pretty bad.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 14, 2009, 03:43:27 PM
Quote from: Pre on August 14, 2009, 03:29:26 PM
Quote from: Dave B on August 14, 2009, 12:36:38 PM
Here's an interesting/alarming stat Al posted on BCB:
The Pirates' record was 48-54 (.471) on July 24, 2008. Since then, it is 64-103 (.383).
What's interesting/alarming about that stat? The Pirates turned
their AAA roster into a AA roster over the last month and their
record got worse. I think the only remotely surprising thing about
those stats is that they aren't .371 and .283.
But that's over the course of a YEAR. That's pretty bad.
See? This is why stats are so great...before this I just though the Pirates were really bad.
Now I know that they're actually really bad.
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 14, 2009, 11:28:09 AM
Pissburgh's back. God, how I've missed them. They're like a snuggly little lap dog, a security blanket, your dad's chair, girl-on-girl Pr0n, your best beer cozy, M*A*S*H reruns, Bill Cosby standup, Stew's reviews of Entourage, sticky green trees, a 60-degree day in February, a 70-degree day in August, Belgian Ale, great sushii, one of Andy's Daily Doses circa 2005, a DVD of the 1986 NFC Championship Game cued up to the first flakes of snow...
Great. Now I have to keep on watching/reviewing Entourage.
The Pirates really suck.
Quote from: Hawkeye's clutchness on August 12, 2009, 12:16:35 PM
Black Wednesday.
http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/brewers.html
Racist
felix pie just hit for the cycle vs laa nice
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 14, 2009, 09:00:32 PM
felix pie just hit for the cycle vs laa nice
Nice choice, Jim.
Quote from: Shooter on August 14, 2009, 09:16:31 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 14, 2009, 09:00:32 PM
felix pie just hit for the cycle vs laa nice
Nice choice, Jim.
@baseballstone Felix Pie - 2 HR, 11 RBI. Sam Fuld + Aaron Miles - 0 HR, 5 RBI. Good job Hendry.
The Sneak Attack is over: Pudge has been traded to Texas.
You don't get it. THAT'S PART OF THE SNEAK ATTACK!
so uh, when's Chris Carpenters' elbow going to explode again?
Quote from: BichetteHappens on August 18, 2009, 06:16:01 PM
so uh, when's Chris Carpenters' elbow going to explode again?
March.
DOOOOOOM (http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090818&content_id=6490848&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb)
QuoteJohn Smoltz is "strongly leaning" toward signing with the Cardinals, according to a report on ESPN.com.
Smoltz, 42, told friends he will decide on a team Wednesday when his release waivers expire and he officially becomes a free agent, the report said. The pitcher is believed to prefer the Cardinals over the Dodgers, Marlins and Rangers.
The Cardinals on Monday expressed interest in the right-hander.
"I know that he's one of the guys we've been looking into," manager Tony La Russa said. "He's healthy, and when he's healthy, he's a weapon."
In all honesty, I think it's time to remove STL from the thread title.
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on August 18, 2009, 10:03:26 PM
In all honesty, I think it's time to remove STL from the thread title.
Fair point. Done.
There's still a little less than a month and a half left of the season, but the Cardinals have been so strong that I don't mind pulling for them in the playoffs if the Cubs don't make a comeback. I hate the Cardinals and The Genius Wine Drinker just as much as the next guy, but I do appreciate a good baseball team regardless of who they are. If they're not playing the Cubs, I don't have a problem with getting behind them for a few games in October. Surprising, too, considering they have zero LSU products on their team (unless Stavinoha gets recalled).
Carpenter and Wainwright have been great. It's hard to hate them, really, unless they're making your bunch of gutless fucking assholes look like a bunch of gutless fucking assholes.
There. I said it.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:31:21 AM
There's still a little less than a month and a half left of the season, but the Cardinals have been so strong that I don't mind pulling for them in the playoffs if the Cubs don't make a comeback. I hate the Cardinals and The Genius Wine Drinker just as much as the next guy, but I do appreciate a good baseball team regardless of who they are. If they're not playing the Cubs, I don't have a problem with getting behind them for a few games in October. Surprising, too, considering they have zero LSU products on their team (unless Stavinoha gets recalled).
Carpenter and Wainwright have been great. It's hard to hate them, really, unless they're making your bunch of gutless fucking assholes look like a bunch of gutless fucking assholes.
There. I said it.
Given all the words and sentiments that surround this, I don't think you do.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:31:21 AM
There's still a little less than a month and a half left of the season, but the Cardinals have been so strong that I don't mind pulling for them in the playoffs if the Cubs don't make a comeback. I hate the Cardinals and The Genius Wine Drinker just as much as the next guy, but I do appreciate a good baseball team regardless of who they are. If they're not playing the Cubs, I don't have a problem with getting behind them for a few games in October. Surprising, too, considering they have zero LSU products on their team (unless Stavinoha gets recalled).
Carpenter and Wainwright have been great. It's hard to hate them, really, unless they're making your bunch of gutless fucking assholes look like a bunch of gutless fucking assholes.
There. I said it.
I disagree, but I've already told you that.... But yea, Fuck the Cardinals. May they all get Josh Hancock'd
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:31:21 AM
There's still a little less than a month and a half left of the season, but the Cardinals have been so strong that I don't mind pulling for them in the playoffs if the Cubs don't make a comeback. I hate the Cardinals and The Genius Wine Drinker just as much as the next guy, but I do appreciate a good baseball team regardless of who they are. If they're not playing the Cubs, I don't have a problem with getting behind them for a few games in October. Surprising, too, considering they have zero LSU products on their team (unless Stavinoha gets recalled).
Carpenter and Wainwright have been great. It's hard to hate them, really, unless they're making your bunch of gutless fucking assholes look like a bunch of gutless fucking assholes.
There. I said it.
Fuck the damn Cardinals.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:31:21 AM
There's still a little less than a month and a half left of the season, but the Cardinals have been so strong that I don't mind pulling for them in the playoffs if the Cubs don't make a comeback. I hate the Cardinals and The Genius Wine Drinker just as much as the next guy, but I do appreciate a good baseball team regardless of who they are. If they're not playing the Cubs, I don't have a problem with getting behind them for a few games in October. Surprising, too, considering they have zero LSU products on their team (unless Stavinoha gets recalled).
Carpenter and Wainwright have been great. It's hard to hate them, really, unless they're making your bunch of gutless fucking assholes look like a bunch of gutless fucking assholes.
There. I said it.
Would you root for Tulane if they were playing well and not playing LSU?
Fuck the Cardinals, I'll just watch a minimal amount baseball in October.
Hawks open in Finland, boys.
I figured I'd get this response and it's completely warranted. I just don't mind watching a good baseball team, even if it is the Cardinals, especially when my team might be nowhere in sight.
Do I at least get a marginal pass for not being regional to the Cardinals/Cubs?
And, yes flannj. I would. But, don't tell my pops.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:45:31 AM
I figured I'd get this response and it's completely warranted. I just don't mind watching a good baseball team, even if it is the Cardinals, especially when my team might be nowhere in sight.
Do I at least get a marginal pass for not being regional to the Cardinals/Cubs?
And, yes flannj. I would. But, don't tell my pops.
Do you also root for the mailman to nail your mom? I mean, your dad is your dad, but that mailman is so good at delivering letters you'd be crazy not to support his mom-boning attempts.
There's a difference between admitting the Tards have a pretty good team, and actually rooting for them. Even BC knows that.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:45:31 AM
I figured I'd get this response and it's completely warranted. I just don't mind watching a good baseball team, even if it is the Cardinals, especially when my team might be nowhere in sight.
Do I at least get a marginal pass for not being regional to the Cardinals/Cubs?
And, yes flannj. I would. But, don't tell my pops.
Don't be this guy.
Quote from: TDubbs on August 19, 2009, 08:52:10 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:45:31 AM
I figured I'd get this response and it's completely warranted. I just don't mind watching a good baseball team, even if it is the Cardinals, especially when my team might be nowhere in sight.
Do I at least get a marginal pass for not being regional to the Cardinals/Cubs?
And, yes flannj. I would. But, don't tell my pops.
Don't be this guy.
Fine. I won't "root" for them. That was the depression setting in. I'll just watch with detachment?
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:53:17 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 19, 2009, 08:52:10 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:45:31 AM
I figured I'd get this response and it's completely warranted. I just don't mind watching a good baseball team, even if it is the Cardinals, especially when my team might be nowhere in sight.
Do I at least get a marginal pass for not being regional to the Cardinals/Cubs?
And, yes flannj. I would. But, don't tell my pops.
Don't be this guy.
Fine. I won't "root" for them. That was the depression setting in. I'll just watch with detachment?
Go take a walk or something. Maybe stare at the pavement for a while. If you end up on a freeway we'll call it even.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:31:21 AM
There's still a little less than a month and a half left of the season, but the Cardinals have been so strong that I don't mind pulling for them in the playoffs if the Cubs don't make a comeback. I hate the Cardinals and The Genius Wine Drinker just as much as the next guy, but I do appreciate a good baseball team regardless of who they are. If they're not playing the Cubs, I don't have a problem with getting behind them for a few games in October. Surprising, too, considering they have zero LSU products on their team (unless Stavinoha gets recalled).
Carpenter and Wainwright have been great. It's hard to hate them, really, unless they're making your bunch of gutless fucking assholes look like a bunch of gutless fucking assholes.
There. I said it.
When North Korea launches their nukes I hope they all land in St. Louis.
Fuck everyone of those roided up freaks and their meth-brewing fans. This isn't a good team, it's a dirty team.
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 19, 2009, 09:02:58 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:31:21 AM
There's still a little less than a month and a half left of the season, but the Cardinals have been so strong that I don't mind pulling for them in the playoffs if the Cubs don't make a comeback. I hate the Cardinals and The Genius Wine Drinker just as much as the next guy, but I do appreciate a good baseball team regardless of who they are. If they're not playing the Cubs, I don't have a problem with getting behind them for a few games in October. Surprising, too, considering they have zero LSU products on their team (unless Stavinoha gets recalled).
Carpenter and Wainwright have been great. It's hard to hate them, really, unless they're making your bunch of gutless fucking assholes look like a bunch of gutless fucking assholes.
There. I said it.
When North Korea launches their nukes I hope they all land in St. Louis.
Fuck everyone of those roided up freaks and their meth-brewing fans. This isn't a good team, it's a dirty team.
Upon reflecting, I have to make analogy. In no situation would I ever, ever root for the Florida Gators. Ever. Never, ever, ever, never, forever for a million years ever would I root for those jort-wearing swamp donkeys. This has to be analogous to the Cardinals for you guys. So, I will retract the rooting part of my post.
Quote from: Slak on August 19, 2009, 08:56:00 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:53:17 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 19, 2009, 08:52:10 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:45:31 AM
I figured I'd get this response and it's completely warranted. I just don't mind watching a good baseball team, even if it is the Cardinals, especially when my team might be nowhere in sight.
Do I at least get a marginal pass for not being regional to the Cardinals/Cubs?
And, yes flannj. I would. But, don't tell my pops.
Don't be this guy.
Fine. I won't "root" for them. That was the depression setting in. I'll just watch with detachment?
Go take a walk or something. Maybe stare at the pavement for a while. If you end up on a freeway we'll call it even.
Just pull the blocks away from the wheels on his FEMA trailer, and gravity will take care of the rest.
Good God, man, if you need something to watch in October just watch football. Baseball is not a "must see" event. I don't think I watched more than three or four innings of the postseason after the Cubs got swept last year. I'm sure as hell not watching the Cardinals "just to watch baseball." Hell, they show MAC games on Tuesday nights and shit on ESPN2. If Toldeo vs. Bowling Green can't do it for ya, just learn how to knit or something.
Quote from: SKO on August 19, 2009, 09:19:36 AM
Good God, man, if you need something to watch in October just watch football. Baseball is not a "must see" event. I don't think I watched more than three or four innings of the postseason after the Cubs got swept last year. I'm sure as hell not watching the Cardinals "just to watch baseball." Hell, they show MAC games on Tuesday nights and shit on ESPN2. If Toldeo vs. Bowling Green can't do it for ya, just learn how to knit or something.
There's also lots of free porn on the internet.
That's what people tell me anyway.
Jebus, *IAN. I almost had a grand mal seizure reading this thread. Don't say things like that.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:45:31 AM
Do I at least get a marginal pass for not being regional to the Cardinals/Cubs?
No you don't. There's a lot of guys who aren't regional to the Cubs who understand that the Cardinals are evil. You don't root for the Cardinals under any circumstances.
Holy shit. You didn't root for them in '06, did you?
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 19, 2009, 10:19:19 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:45:31 AM
Do I at least get a marginal pass for not being regional to the Cardinals/Cubs?
No you don't. There's a lot of guys who aren't regional to the Cubs who understand that the Cardinals are evil. You don't root for the Cardinals under any circumstances.
Holy shit. You didn't root for them in '06, did you?
What happened in 06?
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 19, 2009, 10:20:47 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 19, 2009, 10:19:19 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:45:31 AM
Do I at least get a marginal pass for not being regional to the Cardinals/Cubs?
No you don't. There's a lot of guys who aren't regional to the Cubs who understand that the Cardinals are evil. You don't root for the Cardinals under any circumstances.
Holy shit. You didn't root for them in '06, did you?
What happened in 06?
MacPhail and Dusty got jettisoned. Say what you will about the Cubs' record, but I loved 2006 for that reason alone.
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 19, 2009, 10:19:19 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:45:31 AM
Do I at least get a marginal pass for not being regional to the Cardinals/Cubs?
No you don't. There's a lot of guys who aren't regional to the Cubs who understand that the Cardinals are evil. You don't root for the Cardinals under any circumstances.
Holy shit. You didn't root for them in '06, did you?
Fuck the Tards. I hope they all die in a bus crash.
See?
''I hope the lights come on for us,'' Soriano said, ''because the month of September and the last week of August, we can have a very good chance to explode.''
Explode, implode, it's all the same.
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on August 18, 2009, 10:03:26 PM
In all honesty, I think it's time to remove STL from the thread title.
I don't. The 2009 Cardinals aren't a good team, the Cubs are just that shittastic.
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 19, 2009, 10:19:19 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 19, 2009, 08:45:31 AM
Do I at least get a marginal pass for not being regional to the Cardinals/Cubs?
No you don't. There's a lot of guys who aren't regional to the Cubs who understand that the Cardinals are evil. You don't root for the Cardinals under any circumstances.
Holy shit. You didn't root for them in '06, did you?
What happened in '06?
Quote from: BH on August 19, 2009, 02:50:36 PM
The 2009 Cardinals aren't a good team
Yeah, they are.
Their third-order pythagorean record puts them at about 62-59, good for 11th in the Majors, and 6th in the NL.
In this division/league, "good" is a relative term.
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 19, 2009, 04:12:07 PM
Their third-order pythagorean record puts them at about 62-59, good for 11th in the Majors, and 6th in the NL.
In this division/league, "good" is a relative term.
But that's based on stats pre-trades, without Charisma Carpenter for a few weeks, and Todd Wellemeyer in the starting rotation.
As the Cardinals are built right now, they're the second best team in the NL, and they have the only offense that can compete with Philly's.
That is true. I guess my point is that that they're not not good-- I think that they're better than bad but really pretty ordinary. We'll just have to see how it plays out.
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 19, 2009, 04:12:07 PM
Their thirdnerd-order pythagorean record puts them at about 62-59, good for 11th in the Majors, and 6th in the NL.
In this division/league, "good" is a relative term.
More like it'd.
Quote from: Eli on August 03, 2009, 12:09:45 PM
Quote from: Dave B on August 03, 2009, 12:02:57 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on August 01, 2009, 09:15:15 PM
Dusty claims another one.
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/baseball/wires/story/1167692.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/baseball/wires/story/1167692.html)
And it was, indeed, Tommy John surgery.
Johnny Cueto is next.
Reds place Cueto on DL (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090820&content_id=6519926&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb)
QuoteThe Reds made multiple moves on Thursday, placing right-handed pitcher Johnny Cueto on the 15-day disabled list
Dusty is nothing but efficient.
Quote from: Andy on August 20, 2009, 05:18:17 PM
Dusty is nothing but efficient.
I'm sure you'll all be shocked to know that Cueto had ridiculously high pitch counts in just about all of his starts.
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 20, 2009, 07:04:49 PM
Quote from: Andy on August 20, 2009, 05:18:17 PM
Dusty is nothing but efficient.
I'm sure you'll all be shocked to know that Cueto had ridiculously high pitch counts in just about all of his starts.
Yeah, but did Dusty ever pitch him in 4 innings of relief between starts?
Quote from: Canadouche on August 20, 2009, 07:06:08 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 20, 2009, 07:04:49 PM
Quote from: Andy on August 20, 2009, 05:18:17 PM
Dusty is nothing but efficient.
I'm sure you'll all be shocked to know that Cueto had ridiculously high pitch counts in just about all of his starts.
Yeah, but did Dusty ever pitch him in 4 innings of relief between starts?
No but he did have a string of 11 straight starts where he threw 98 or more pitches and only went beyond seven innings once.
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 20, 2009, 07:15:38 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 20, 2009, 07:06:08 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 20, 2009, 07:04:49 PM
Quote from: Andy on August 20, 2009, 05:18:17 PM
Dusty is nothing but efficient.
I'm sure you'll all be shocked to know that Cueto had ridiculously high pitch counts in just about all of his starts.
Yeah, but did Dusty ever pitch him in 4 innings of relief between starts?
No but he did have a string of 11 straight starts where he threw 98 or more pitches and only went beyond seven innings once.
The Latin American Rich Harden?
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on August 20, 2009, 11:03:12 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 20, 2009, 07:15:38 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 20, 2009, 07:06:08 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 20, 2009, 07:04:49 PM
Quote from: Andy on August 20, 2009, 05:18:17 PM
Dusty is nothing but efficient.
I'm sure you'll all be shocked to know that Cueto had ridiculously high pitch counts in just about all of his starts.
Yeah, but did Dusty ever pitch him in 4 innings of relief between starts?
No but he did have a string of 11 straight starts where he threw 98 or more pitches and only went beyond seven innings once.
The Latin American Rich Harden?
Power pitchers can handle a heavier work load, dude. Just like Nolan Ryan.
So Cincinnati goes into 2008 with a minor league star whose OBP regularly hovers around .400 and (shortly after the Hamiton trade) two great young arms who have huge futures in baseball.
Now that minor leaguer is Adam Dunn without the OBP and the two arms are hurt.
The bay of Pigs invasion would have worked perfectly if Dusty would have been in charge. Dude knows how to destroy from within.
Quote from: fiveouts on August 21, 2009, 09:12:25 AM
So Cincinnati goes into 2008 with a minor league star whose OBP regularly hovers around .400 and (shortly after the Hamiton trade) two great young arms who have huge futures in baseball.
Now that minor leaguer is Adam Dunn without the OBP and the two arms are hurt.
The bay of Pigs invasion would have worked perfectly if Dusty would have been in charge. Dude knows how to destroy from within.
In addition, to the two young arms Dusty also wrecked Aaron Harang.
Dave Duncan works his mojo on Smoltz. Fucking assholes
Quote from: IrishYeti on August 23, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
Dave Duncan works his mojo on Smoltz. Fucking assholes
I think it probably had more to do with the Padres terrible lineup than anything Smoltz did.
At least we don't root for the Brewers....
Quote
Brewers purchased the contract of outfielder Corey Patterson from Triple-A Nashville.
The Brewers had signed Patterson in early August after he had been released by the Nationals. He put up solid numbers in 29 games for Nashville, turning in a .962 OPS in 135 PAs, but he won't be used in anything more than a reserve role initially. It'll be Patterson's fourth major-league ballclub in as many seasons and fifth overall.
Quote from: PenFoe on September 04, 2009, 12:46:25 PM
At least we don't root for the Brewers....
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Brewers purchased the contract of outfielder Corey Patterson from Triple-A Nashville.
The Brewers had signed Patterson in early August after he had been released by the Nationals. He put up solid numbers in 29 games for Nashville, turning in a .962 OPS in 135 PAs, but he won't be used in anything more than a reserve role initially. It'll be Patterson's fourth major-league ballclub in as many seasons and fifth overall.
To think that in the Orioles, Nationals, Brewers, Reds and Cubs, the Cubs have seen more success recently than Patterson's 4 other franchises.
I know I'm a moran, but does this make sense to anyone? (http://www.thecubreporter.com/2009/09/13/carlos-marmol-cubs-closar)
It makes as much sense to me as any of the other bullshit they write on that site. Which is none.
The Cub Reportar blows.
Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.
Quote from: Shatoon; Bringer of Corn on September 21, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.
It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.
Quote from: Shatoon; Bringer of Corn on September 21, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.
Really hate to see that. They might actually hire a good manager now.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 21, 2009, 02:56:36 PM
Quote from: Shatoon; Bringer of Corn on September 21, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.
It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.
It reminds me of former NIU receievr Shatone Powers.
That's right. Shat. One.
Quote from: MAD on September 21, 2009, 03:47:48 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 21, 2009, 02:56:36 PM
Quote from: Shatoon; Bringer of Corn on September 21, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.
It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.
It reminds me of former NIU receievr Shatone Powers.
Yeah, but everything reminds you of him.
Quote from: Eli on September 21, 2009, 03:50:33 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 21, 2009, 03:47:48 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 21, 2009, 02:56:36 PM
Quote from: Shatoon; Bringer of Corn on September 21, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.
It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.
It reminds me of former NIU receievr Shatone Powers.
Yeah, but everything reminds you of him.
Everything reminds Huey of everything. Poor aspergered goof.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 21, 2009, 02:56:36 PM
Quote from: Shatoon; Bringer of Corn on September 21, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.
It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.
I suppose it's time for an update, then.
Quote from: MAD on September 21, 2009, 03:47:48 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 21, 2009, 02:56:36 PM
Quote from: Shatoon; Bringer of Corn on September 21, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.
It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.
It reminds me of former NIU receievr Shatone Powers.
That's right. Shat. One.
We get it. You remember stuff.
Quote from: Jon on September 21, 2009, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 21, 2009, 03:50:33 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 21, 2009, 03:47:48 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 21, 2009, 02:56:36 PM
Quote from: Shatoon; Bringer of Corn on September 21, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.
It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.
It reminds me of former NIU receievr Shatone Powers.
Yeah, but everything reminds you of him.
Everything reminds Huey of everything. Poor aspergered goof.
Ass burger. A burger come outcho ass.
Nice Dirty Sanchez Kevin Hart is sporting in his mug shot on WGN.
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on September 29, 2009, 07:08:02 PM
Nice Dirty Sanchez Kevin Hart is sporting in his mug shot on WGN.
Cue the foghorn?
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/opinion/tony-la-russa-playoffs-100209?click=pp
Quote from: Dave B on October 02, 2009, 01:49:17 PM
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/opinion/tony-la-russa-playoffs-100209?click=pp
We all dislike LaRussa, but that article is terrible.
Quote from: Eli on October 02, 2009, 01:54:25 PM
Quote from: Dave B on October 02, 2009, 01:49:17 PM
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/opinion/tony-la-russa-playoffs-100209?click=pp
We all dislike LaRussa, but that article is terrible.
I'm fascinated by the fascination.
Quote from: Eli on October 02, 2009, 01:54:25 PM
Quote from: Dave B on October 02, 2009, 01:49:17 PM
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/opinion/tony-la-russa-playoffs-100209?click=pp
We all dislike LaRussa, but that article is terrible.
Possibly (I didn't read it), but at least this picture is outstanding.
(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Tl/tony-larussa-staring-at-floating-baseball-100209-lg.jpg)
It looks like he's consulting with the baseball like it's his own personal Gazoo.
Quote from: Eli on October 02, 2009, 01:54:25 PM
Quote from: Dave B on October 02, 2009, 01:49:17 PM
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/opinion/tony-la-russa-playoffs-100209?click=pp
We all dislike LaRussa, but that article is terrible.
I'm guessing that Eli is offended by the swipes taken at Moneyballology and, while I agree that it's not the best article, Charley Pierce is generally a pretty good writer, IMO.
Quote from: MAD on October 02, 2009, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 02, 2009, 01:54:25 PM
Quote from: Dave B on October 02, 2009, 01:49:17 PM
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/opinion/tony-la-russa-playoffs-100209?click=pp
We all dislike LaRussa, but that article is terrible.
I'm guessing that Eli is offended by the swipes taken at Moneyballology and, while I agree that it's not the best article, Charley Pierce is generally a pretty good writer, IMO.
I was more annoyed at the actual lack of evidence in the article. I was hoping for some STATS to back up his argument.
Oh, I agree. It goes downhill after the title "The Smartest Man in Baseball is an Idiot".
It's Esquire. Half of what's printed in that magazine is fiction. The other half is self-indulgent, Tanner-esque horse crap.
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 11:49:33 AM
It's Esquire. Half of what's printed in that magazine is fiction. The other half is self-indulgent, Tanner-esque horse crap.
No shit. They say Kate Beckinsale is the Sexiest Woman Alive.
No one's buzzing about the firing of Von Joshua? JUST IN TIME TO SAVE THE SEASON!
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 10:11:22 AM
No one's buzzing about the firing of Von Joshua? JUST IN TIME TO SAVE THE SEASON!
They fired Joshua because he yelled at Milton Bradley when Bradley wouldn't pinch hit.
They're keeping Milton.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 10:11:22 AM
No one's buzzing about the firing of Von Joshua? JUST IN TIME TO SAVE THE SEASON!
We should all be buzzing WITH FEAR about Sandberg's inevitable promotion to the big-league team.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 10:11:22 AM
No one's buzzing about the firing of Von Joshua? JUST IN TIME TO SAVE THE SEASON!
Until they fire Denny Crane Kenney, its' all meaningless.
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 10:22:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 10:11:22 AM
No one's buzzing about the firing of Von Joshua? JUST IN TIME TO SAVE THE SEASON!
We should all be buzzing WITH FEAR about Sandberg's inevitable promotion to the big-league team.
That was my first thought, as well. Sandberg as hitting coach in 2010? Sigh.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 10:38:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 10:22:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 10:11:22 AM
No one's buzzing about the firing of Von Joshua? JUST IN TIME TO SAVE THE SEASON!
We should all be buzzing WITH FEAR about Sandberg's inevitable promotion to the big-league team.
That was my first thought, as well. Sandberg as hitting coach in 2010? Sigh.
I have been violently opposed to this team giving Sandberg the keys to the franchise ever since the first warblings of this idea popped up 3 years ago, but as things have developed, I have grown resigned to it--the words of Bobby Knight have calmed me in these moments of despair.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 10:38:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 10:22:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 10:11:22 AM
No one's buzzing about the firing of Von Joshua? JUST IN TIME TO SAVE THE SEASON!
We should all be buzzing WITH FEAR about Sandberg's inevitable promotion to the big-league team.
That was my first thought, as well. Sandberg as hitting coach in 2010? Sigh.
Fitting neatly into Hendry's plan to have the entire roster comprised of second basemen.
Quote from: Fork on October 05, 2009, 10:55:53 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 10:38:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 10:22:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 10:11:22 AM
No one's buzzing about the firing of Von Joshua? JUST IN TIME TO SAVE THE SEASON!
We should all be buzzing WITH FEAR about Sandberg's inevitable promotion to the big-league team.
That was my first thought, as well. Sandberg as hitting coach in 2010? Sigh.
Fitting neatly into Hendry's plan to have the entire roster comprised of second basemen.
What is this, 2006?
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 10:38:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 10:22:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 10:11:22 AM
No one's buzzing about the firing of Von Joshua? JUST IN TIME TO SAVE THE SEASON!
We should all be buzzing WITH FEAR about Sandberg's inevitable promotion to the big-league team.
That was my first thought, as well. Sandberg as hitting coach in 2010? Sigh.
That speculation comes from the idea that the Cubs may want to give him a season as a coach in the big leagues, and that's the only spot open right now. If thy want to bring him up, I'd like to see him replace Quade as third-base coach. That's the best way to get him experience at MLB game situations if trammell isn't going anywhere.
Quote from: Dave B on October 05, 2009, 11:06:36 AM
If thy want to bring him up, I'd like to see him replace Quade as third-base coach. That's the best way to get him experience at MLB game situations if trammell isn't going anywhere.
I think the point is that we don't want Sandberg managing the Cubs.
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 11:15:56 AM
Quote from: Dave B on October 05, 2009, 11:06:36 AM
If thy want to bring him up, I'd like to see him replace Quade as third-base coach. That's the best way to get him experience at MLB game situations if trammell isn't going anywhere.
I think the point is that we don't want Sandberg managing the Cubs.
Eh, at this point, how badly could Sandberg fuck things up?
I didn't want Sandberg to manage before, when he had absolutely no managerial experience. Now he has some, so he's probably no worse than 98% of the dopes who manage MLB teams. If Tom Ricketts wants to make Sandberg do paid autograph sessions at every home game and use the revenue to buy out hideous contracts or sign good players, bully for him.
The fact that it's been reported in all three papers that Sandberg will not be the hitting coach leads me to believe an announcement of his hiring is imminent.
I'm open to giving Sandberg a shot.
I understand the criticism of his somewhat odd personality...and why that would concern people to some degree. On the other hand, I don't get the impression that he's the type of guy whose going to put up with a bunch of shit (see Crazy Milton, Zambrano). I also have no reason to believe he doesn't understand the fundamentals of baseball, or that he'd tolerate the game not being played correctly.
I also like the idea of him coaching in Chicago beforehand, however. He hasn't spent a full season in a Major League dugout since 1997. It's a different beast than handling guys in the bus leagues. My concern is with him doing that in the same dugout as Lou manages in the last year of his contract. Personally, I'd prefer that they extend Lou another season if they're going to bring him back in 2010.
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:44:02 AM
I understand the criticism of his somewhat odd personality...and why that would concern people to some degree. On the other hand, I don't get the impression that he's the type of guy whose going to put up with a bunch of shit (see Crazy Milton, Zambrano). I also have no reason to believe he doesn't understand the fundamentals of baseball, or that he'd tolerate the game not being played correctly.
Depends on what you mean by "fundamentals of baseball." If you like lots of sacrifice bunts, hit and runs and other out-making strategies, Sandberg might be your guy.
I do agree with the "game being played correctly" thing, as Ryno would never tolerate someone trying to hit a baseball with a hockey stick.
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 11:52:44 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:44:02 AM
I understand the criticism of his somewhat odd personality...and why that would concern people to some degree. On the other hand, I don't get the impression that he's the type of guy whose going to put up with a bunch of shit (see Crazy Milton, Zambrano). I also have no reason to believe he doesn't understand the fundamentals of baseball, or that he'd tolerate the game not being played correctly.
Depends on what you mean by "fundamentals of baseball." If you like lots of sacrifice bunts, hit and runs and other out-making strategies, Sandberg might be your guy.
I do agree with the "game being played correctly" thing, as Ryno would never tolerate someone trying to hit a baseball with a hockey stick.
Is there data from his minor league work that indicates that he has a penchant for doing more of that than any other manager? Or is this just a guess on your part because he exudes more GRIT than your average former HR Derby Champion?
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 11:52:44 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:44:02 AM
I understand the criticism of his somewhat odd personality...and why that would concern people to some degree. On the other hand, I don't get the impression that he's the type of guy whose going to put up with a bunch of shit (see Crazy Milton, Zambrano). I also have no reason to believe he doesn't understand the fundamentals of baseball, or that he'd tolerate the game not being played correctly.
Depends on what you mean by "fundamentals of baseball." If you like lots of sacrifice bunts, hit and runs and other out-making strategies, Sandberg might be your guy.
I do agree with the "game being played correctly" thing, as Ryno would never tolerate someone trying to hit a baseball with a hockey stick.
Eli is right. The whole notion of "the game being played correctly" is wrong as people have been playing the game wrong for about 100+ years
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:57:39 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 11:52:44 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:44:02 AM
I understand the criticism of his somewhat odd personality...and why that would concern people to some degree. On the other hand, I don't get the impression that he's the type of guy whose going to put up with a bunch of shit (see Crazy Milton, Zambrano). I also have no reason to believe he doesn't understand the fundamentals of baseball, or that he'd tolerate the game not being played correctly.
Depends on what you mean by "fundamentals of baseball." If you like lots of sacrifice bunts, hit and runs and other out-making strategies, Sandberg might be your guy.
I do agree with the "game being played correctly" thing, as Ryno would never tolerate someone trying to hit a baseball with a hockey stick.
Is there data from his minor league work that indicates that he has a penchant for doing more of that than any other manager?
I'm not really into data, so I don't know.
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:57:39 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 11:52:44 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:44:02 AM
I understand the criticism of his somewhat odd personality...and why that would concern people to some degree. On the other hand, I don't get the impression that he's the type of guy whose going to put up with a bunch of shit (see Crazy Milton, Zambrano). I also have no reason to believe he doesn't understand the fundamentals of baseball, or that he'd tolerate the game not being played correctly.
Depends on what you mean by "fundamentals of baseball." If you like lots of sacrifice bunts, hit and runs and other out-making strategies, Sandberg might be your guy.
I do agree with the "game being played correctly" thing, as Ryno would never tolerate someone trying to hit a baseball with a hockey stick.
Is there data from his minor league work that indicates that he has a penchant for doing more of that than any other manager? Or is this just a guess on your part because he exudes more GRIT than your average former HR Derby Champion?
That's what I'm curious about (not that I'm doubting you, Eli). I don't know a thing about his managerial style other than that he likes to get thrown out of games, and that he's never, you know, managed at the MLB level.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 12:00:31 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:57:39 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 11:52:44 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:44:02 AM
I understand the criticism of his somewhat odd personality...and why that would concern people to some degree. On the other hand, I don't get the impression that he's the type of guy whose going to put up with a bunch of shit (see Crazy Milton, Zambrano). I also have no reason to believe he doesn't understand the fundamentals of baseball, or that he'd tolerate the game not being played correctly.
Depends on what you mean by "fundamentals of baseball." If you like lots of sacrifice bunts, hit and runs and other out-making strategies, Sandberg might be your guy.
I do agree with the "game being played correctly" thing, as Ryno would never tolerate someone trying to hit a baseball with a hockey stick.
Is there data from his minor league work that indicates that he has a penchant for doing more of that than any other manager? Or is this just a guess on your part because he exudes more GRIT than your average former HR Derby Champion?
That's what I'm curious about (not that I'm doubting you, Eli). I don't know a thing about his managerial style other than that he likes to get thrown out of games, and that he's never, you know, managed at the MLB level.
Can the Cubs still get Joe Girardi?
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 05, 2009, 11:59:46 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 11:52:44 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:44:02 AM
I understand the criticism of his somewhat odd personality...and why that would concern people to some degree. On the other hand, I don't get the impression that he's the type of guy whose going to put up with a bunch of shit (see Crazy Milton, Zambrano). I also have no reason to believe he doesn't understand the fundamentals of baseball, or that he'd tolerate the game not being played correctly.
Depends on what you mean by "fundamentals of baseball." If you like lots of sacrifice bunts, hit and runs and other out-making strategies, Sandberg might be your guy.
I do agree with the "game being played correctly" thing, as Ryno would never tolerate someone trying to hit a baseball with a hockey stick.
Eli is right. The whole notion of "the game being played correctly" is wrong as people have been playing the game wrong for about 100+ years
I just read Moneyball and I'm going to just spew out what I read there.
SABR Yeti'd
Quote from: CT III on October 05, 2009, 12:02:22 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 12:00:31 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:57:39 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 11:52:44 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:44:02 AM
I understand the criticism of his somewhat odd personality...and why that would concern people to some degree. On the other hand, I don't get the impression that he's the type of guy whose going to put up with a bunch of shit (see Crazy Milton, Zambrano). I also have no reason to believe he doesn't understand the fundamentals of baseball, or that he'd tolerate the game not being played correctly.
Depends on what you mean by "fundamentals of baseball." If you like lots of sacrifice bunts, hit and runs and other out-making strategies, Sandberg might be your guy.
I do agree with the "game being played correctly" thing, as Ryno would never tolerate someone trying to hit a baseball with a hockey stick.
Is there data from his minor league work that indicates that he has a penchant for doing more of that than any other manager? Or is this just a guess on your part because he exudes more GRIT than your average former HR Derby Champion?
That's what I'm curious about (not that I'm doubting you, Eli). I don't know a thing about his managerial style other than that he likes to get thrown out of games, and that he's never, you know, managed at the MLB level.
Can the Cubs still get Joe Girardi?
Piniella and Theriot to the Yankees for Girardi and Jeter.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 12:06:58 PM
Piniella and Theriot to the Yankees for Girardi and Jeter.
I wonder if Hendry would be willing to throw Bradley in as well. You know, to put the deal over the top.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 12:00:31 PM
That's what I'm curious about (not that I'm doubting you, Eli). I don't know a thing about his managerial style other than that he likes to get thrown out of games, and that he's never, you know, managed at the MLB level.
I suppose my evidence is more anecdotal (the horrors, I know). A friend of mine saw quite a few Tennessee games this year and always complained about Sandberg sacrifice bunting in the early innings or putting on hit-and-runs all the time. I've heard that quite a bit about him, so I've decided to adopt it as truth because it suits my pre-emptive offseason outrage.
I also have a vague recollection of Sandberg writing some awful columns for Yahoo a few years back that were all about the cagey grittiness needed to play the game the right way. Can't seem to track them down, but there was some pretty dumb stuff in there.
EDIT: Here are a few of Sandberg's thoughts about, uh, stuff:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=rs-fourforfour053105&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=rs-fourforfour081605&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=rs-fourforfour082305&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AmD.DUrVO2.vJKHzjRHQT1oRvLYF?slug=rs-whitesox102405&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AmxMgFFoa3IT68S83QvnJdARvLYF?slug=rs-nlcyyoung111005&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
I honestly don't give a shit. Just read baseballreference.com, fill out the lineup card, don't let the guys lose respect for the staff, win, profit. Easy. Also, I wouldn't mind seeing Sandberg getting thrown out of games by ripping an umpire's neck off. And, if he spends half the time in the clubhouse, that might actually work out, right? Right?
Quote from: PenFoe on October 05, 2009, 12:06:22 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 05, 2009, 11:59:46 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 11:52:44 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 11:44:02 AM
I understand the criticism of his somewhat odd personality...and why that would concern people to some degree. On the other hand, I don't get the impression that he's the type of guy whose going to put up with a bunch of shit (see Crazy Milton, Zambrano). I also have no reason to believe he doesn't understand the fundamentals of baseball, or that he'd tolerate the game not being played correctly.
Depends on what you mean by "fundamentals of baseball." If you like lots of sacrifice bunts, hit and runs and other out-making strategies, Sandberg might be your guy.
I do agree with the "game being played correctly" thing, as Ryno would never tolerate someone trying to hit a baseball with a hockey stick.
Eli is right. The whole notion of "the game being played correctly" is wrong as people have been playing the game wrong for about 100+ years
I just read Moneyball and I'm going to just spew out what I read there.
SABR Yeti'd
You seem threatened
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2009, 12:12:54 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 12:00:31 PM
That's what I'm curious about (not that I'm doubting you, Eli). I don't know a thing about his managerial style other than that he likes to get thrown out of games, and that he's never, you know, managed at the MLB level.
I suppose my evidence is more anecdotal (the horrors, I know). A friend of mine saw quite a few Tennessee games this year and always complained about Sandberg sacrifice bunting in the early innings or putting on hit-and-runs all the time. I've heard that quite a bit about him, so I've decided to adopt it as truth because it suits my pre-emptive offseason outrage.
I also have a vague recollection of Sandberg writing some awful columns for Yahoo a few years back that were all about the cagey grittiness needed to play the game the right way. Can't seem to track them down, but there was some pretty dumb stuff in there.
EDIT: Here are a few of Sandberg's thoughts about, uh, stuff:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=rs-fourforfour053105&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=rs-fourforfour081605&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=rs-fourforfour082305&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AmD.DUrVO2.vJKHzjRHQT1oRvLYF?slug=rs-whitesox102405&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AmxMgFFoa3IT68S83QvnJdARvLYF?slug=rs-nlcyyoung111005&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
I like the last one:
QuoteThis immediately took Dontrelle Willis (22-10, 2.63) out of the picture. Although Willis had an incredible season with the Florida Marlins, I felt that – to be considered the best pitcher in the league – the winner had to be able to win big games down the stretch and lead his team to the postseason.
Dontrelle's Sept line: http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=willido03&t=p&year=2005&share=0.87#87-93-sum:pitching_gamelogs
Of course, Dontrelle probably didn't cheer his team enough on his off days. That's why they didn't make it to the playoffs that year
If Sandberg joining the coaching staff means more commercials like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiZYULrM8IA), I'm opposed.
As IAN explained, there are many aspects to the job. In-game strategy is one of them. Managing and motivating players and their attitudes is another one of them. Teaching younger players is another one of them. Working well with the GM is addressing team needs is another. Putting on a good public face to the media and community organizations is another. Complementing the team's brand (i.e., Ozzie Guillen has become in many ways emblematic of the White Sox; Tommy Lasorda the Dodgers; Earl Weaver the Orioles, etc.) is probably another. Delegating well to staff is another.
In-game strategy can be taught. It can be dictated throughout the organization. That's one of the things Moneyball addressed. Billy Beane had very little tact with Art Howe, but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
Can Sandberg manage and motivate, or teach, or become a good face of the Cubs? I'm not sure. But in-game strategy is probably the easiest to teach.
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
If Sandberg joining the coaching staff means more commercials like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiZYULrM8IA), I'm opposed.
As IAN explained, there are many aspects to the job. In-game strategy is one of them. Managing and motivating players and their attitudes is another one of them. Teaching younger players is another one of them. Working well with the GM is addressing team needs is another. Putting on a good public face to the media and community organizations is another. Complementing the team's brand (i.e., Ozzie Guillen has become in many ways emblematic of the White Sox; Tommy Lasorda the Dodgers; Earl Weaver the Orioles, etc.) is probably another. Delegating well to staff is another.
In-game strategy can be taught. It can be dictated throughout the organization. That's one of the things Moneyball addressed. Billy Beane had very little tact with Art Howe, but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
Can Sandberg manage and motivate, or teach, or become a good face of the Cubs? I'm not sure. But in-game strategy is probably the easiest to teach.
5 dollars a month for high-speed internet is a great deal.
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 05, 2009, 01:12:30 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
If Sandberg joining the coaching staff means more commercials like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiZYULrM8IA), I'm opposed.
As IAN explained, there are many aspects to the job. In-game strategy is one of them. Managing and motivating players and their attitudes is another one of them. Teaching younger players is another one of them. Working well with the GM is addressing team needs is another. Putting on a good public face to the media and community organizations is another. Complementing the team's brand (i.e., Ozzie Guillen has become in many ways emblematic of the White Sox; Tommy Lasorda the Dodgers; Earl Weaver the Orioles, etc.) is probably another. Delegating well to staff is another.
In-game strategy can be taught. It can be dictated throughout the organization. That's one of the things Moneyball addressed. Billy Beane had very little tact with Art Howe, but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
Can Sandberg manage and motivate, or teach, or become a good face of the Cubs? I'm not sure. But in-game strategy is probably the easiest to teach.
5 dollars more a month* for high-speed internet is a great deal.
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Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 05, 2009, 01:12:30 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
If Sandberg joining the coaching staff means more commercials like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiZYULrM8IA), I'm opposed.
As IAN explained, there are many aspects to the job. In-game strategy is one of them. Managing and motivating players and their attitudes is another one of them. Teaching younger players is another one of them. Working well with the GM is addressing team needs is another. Putting on a good public face to the media and community organizations is another. Complementing the team's brand (i.e., Ozzie Guillen has become in many ways emblematic of the White Sox; Tommy Lasorda the Dodgers; Earl Weaver the Orioles, etc.) is probably another. Delegating well to staff is another.
In-game strategy can be taught. It can be dictated throughout the organization. That's one of the things Moneyball addressed. Billy Beane had very little tact with Art Howe, but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
Can Sandberg manage and motivate, or teach, or become a good face of the Cubs? I'm not sure. But in-game strategy is probably the easiest to teach.
5 dollars a month for high-speed internet is a great deal.
That's true, Gil, but is talking on the phone while sitting on the ledge of a full bathtub ever a good idea?
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 01:25:46 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 05, 2009, 01:12:30 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
If Sandberg joining the coaching staff means more commercials like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiZYULrM8IA), I'm opposed.
As IAN explained, there are many aspects to the job. In-game strategy is one of them. Managing and motivating players and their attitudes is another one of them. Teaching younger players is another one of them. Working well with the GM is addressing team needs is another. Putting on a good public face to the media and community organizations is another. Complementing the team's brand (i.e., Ozzie Guillen has become in many ways emblematic of the White Sox; Tommy Lasorda the Dodgers; Earl Weaver the Orioles, etc.) is probably another. Delegating well to staff is another.
In-game strategy can be taught. It can be dictated throughout the organization. That's one of the things Moneyball addressed. Billy Beane had very little tact with Art Howe, but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
Can Sandberg manage and motivate, or teach, or become a good face of the Cubs? I'm not sure. But in-game strategy is probably the easiest to teach.
5 dollars a month for high-speed internet is a great deal.
That's true, Gil, but is talking on the phone while sitting on the ledge of a full bathtub ever a good idea?
Eh. It was a cordless phone, operating on a battery. I'm guessing if he falls in with the phone, he gets a mild zap, at best. Now, replace phone with plugged in toaster, and we've got a whole new ballgame.
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
If Sandberg joining the coaching staff means more commercials like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiZYULrM8IA), I'm opposed.
As IAN explained, there are many aspects to the job. In-game strategy is one of them. Managing and motivating players and their attitudes is another one of them. Teaching younger players is another one of them. Working well with the GM is addressing team needs is another. Putting on a good public face to the media and community organizations is another. Complementing the team's brand (i.e., Ozzie Guillen has become in many ways emblematic of the White Sox; Tommy Lasorda the Dodgers; Earl Weaver the Orioles, etc.) is probably another. Delegating well to staff is another.
In-game strategy can be taught. It can be dictated throughout the organization. That's one of the things Moneyball addressed. Billy Beane had very little tact with Art Howe, but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
Can Sandberg manage and motivate, or teach, or become a good face of the Cubs? I'm not sure. But in-game strategy is probably the easiest to teach.
Anybody whose wife was porking one of his teammates will never get respect in a major league clubhouse. Pass.
Quote from: Fork on October 05, 2009, 01:48:43 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
If Sandberg joining the coaching staff means more commercials like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiZYULrM8IA), I'm opposed.
As IAN explained, there are many aspects to the job. In-game strategy is one of them. Managing and motivating players and their attitudes is another one of them. Teaching younger players is another one of them. Working well with the GM is addressing team needs is another. Putting on a good public face to the media and community organizations is another. Complementing the team's brand (i.e., Ozzie Guillen has become in many ways emblematic of the White Sox; Tommy Lasorda the Dodgers; Earl Weaver the Orioles, etc.) is probably another. Delegating well to staff is another.
In-game strategy can be taught. It can be dictated throughout the organization. That's one of the things Moneyball addressed. Billy Beane had very little tact with Art Howe, but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
Can Sandberg manage and motivate, or teach, or become a good face of the Cubs? I'm not sure. But in-game strategy is probably the easiest to teach.
Anybody whose wife was porking one of his teammates will never get respect in a major league clubhouse. Pass.
As always, your logic is bulletproof.
Quote from: Fork on October 05, 2009, 01:48:43 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
If Sandberg joining the coaching staff means more commercials like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiZYULrM8IA), I'm opposed.
As IAN explained, there are many aspects to the job. In-game strategy is one of them. Managing and motivating players and their attitudes is another one of them. Teaching younger players is another one of them. Working well with the GM is addressing team needs is another. Putting on a good public face to the media and community organizations is another. Complementing the team's brand (i.e., Ozzie Guillen has become in many ways emblematic of the White Sox; Tommy Lasorda the Dodgers; Earl Weaver the Orioles, etc.) is probably another. Delegating well to staff is another.
In-game strategy can be taught. It can be dictated throughout the organization. That's one of the things Moneyball addressed. Billy Beane had very little tact with Art Howe, but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
Can Sandberg manage and motivate, or teach, or become a good face of the Cubs? I'm not sure. But in-game strategy is probably the easiest to teach.
Anybody whose wife was porking one of his teammates will never get respect in a major league clubhouse. Pass.
Well there goes Dennis Eckerlsey's chances at ever managing...
Quote from: MAD on October 05, 2009, 01:51:35 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 05, 2009, 01:48:43 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
If Sandberg joining the coaching staff means more commercials like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiZYULrM8IA), I'm opposed.
As IAN explained, there are many aspects to the job. In-game strategy is one of them. Managing and motivating players and their attitudes is another one of them. Teaching younger players is another one of them. Working well with the GM is addressing team needs is another. Putting on a good public face to the media and community organizations is another. Complementing the team's brand (i.e., Ozzie Guillen has become in many ways emblematic of the White Sox; Tommy Lasorda the Dodgers; Earl Weaver the Orioles, etc.) is probably another. Delegating well to staff is another.
In-game strategy can be taught. It can be dictated throughout the organization. That's one of the things Moneyball addressed. Billy Beane had very little tact with Art Howe, but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
Can Sandberg manage and motivate, or teach, or become a good face of the Cubs? I'm not sure. But in-game strategy is probably the easiest to teach.
Anybody whose wife was porking one of his teammates will never get respect in a major league clubhouse. Pass.
Well there goes Dennis Eckerlsey's chances at ever managing...
I'm thinking Eck started hitting the bottle at the exact time Manning started hitting Eck's wife.
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
'Cept on the Cubs. The reason a lot of Jim Hendry picks are no longer with the team is due to Lou Piniella telling Jim that the guys weren't going to play anymore.
Michael Barrett, Matt Murton, Jacque Jones, Cesar Izturis, Scott Eyre and Milton Bradley come to mind as players Jim wanted and Lou siad, "Fuck no."
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 05, 2009, 02:02:22 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
'Cept on the Cubs. The reason a lot of Jim Hendry picks are no longer with the team is due to Lou Piniella telling Jim that the guys weren't going to play anymore.
Michael Barrett, Matt Murton, Jacque Jones, Cesar Izturis, Scott Eyre and Milton Bradley come to mind as players Jim wanted and Lou siad, "Fuck no."
But that maybe speaks to your point that the general manager is the problem.
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 05, 2009, 02:02:22 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
'Cept on the Cubs. The reason a lot of Jim Hendry picks are no longer with the team is due to Lou Piniella telling Jim that the guys weren't going to play anymore.
Michael Barrett, Matt Murton, Jacque Jones, Cesar Izturis, Scott Eyre and Milton Bradley come to mind as players Jim wanted and Lou siad, "Fuck no."
But that maybe speaks to your point that the general manager is the problem.
Lou's done his fair share of questionable things since he's been here and especially this year. Nobody is blameless.
Except me. I'm pretty cool.
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 05, 2009, 01:39:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 01:25:46 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 05, 2009, 01:12:30 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
If Sandberg joining the coaching staff means more commercials like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiZYULrM8IA), I'm opposed.
As IAN explained, there are many aspects to the job. In-game strategy is one of them. Managing and motivating players and their attitudes is another one of them. Teaching younger players is another one of them. Working well with the GM is addressing team needs is another. Putting on a good public face to the media and community organizations is another. Complementing the team's brand (i.e., Ozzie Guillen has become in many ways emblematic of the White Sox; Tommy Lasorda the Dodgers; Earl Weaver the Orioles, etc.) is probably another. Delegating well to staff is another.
In-game strategy can be taught. It can be dictated throughout the organization. That's one of the things Moneyball addressed. Billy Beane had very little tact with Art Howe, but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
Can Sandberg manage and motivate, or teach, or become a good face of the Cubs? I'm not sure. But in-game strategy is probably the easiest to teach.
5 dollars a month for high-speed internet is a great deal.
That's true, Gil, but is talking on the phone while sitting on the ledge of a full bathtub ever a good idea?
Eh. It was a cordless phone, operating on a battery. I'm guessing if he falls in with the phone, he gets a mild zap, at best. Now, replace phone with plugged in toaster, and we've got a whole new ballgame.
Yeah, a whole new ballgame that Sandberg would probably mismanage. HEY-O!
Eli, I trust your anecdotal stuff. I was just curious, because I had heard some of the same things, but from vague sources.
I'm fine with the minor league manager asking guys to put a bunt down....even more than Bill James says he should. Because clearly it's being ignored by most people instructing the game.
I generally don't like sacrificing unless it's to get the tying or winning run to 3b with one out. There are times I might sac to 2B if the guy at the plate is worthless. But whether or not we like sac bunts...those situations do occur. When they occur, too often the case is made that "The bunt isn't in the player's arsenal".
I'll assume that Eli's assertion is well-based. Still, the fact that he is teaching GRIT based small-ball at the minor league level just isn't particularly alarming to me.
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 02:52:58 PM
I generally don't like sacrificing unless it's to get the tying or winning run to 3b with one out after the seventh inning.
With that caveat, I agree'd.
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 05, 2009, 02:02:22 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 05, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
but one thing is correct: the manager works for the general manager. It doesn't mean the GM has to micromanage the manager, but a good GM would question philosophy and demand the manager mold his in game strategy to the organization's philosophy.
'Cept on the Cubs. The reason a lot of Jim Hendry picks are no longer with the team is due to Lou Piniella telling Jim that the guys weren't going to play anymore.
Michael Barrett, Matt Murton, Jacque Jones, Cesar Izturis, Scott Eyre and Milton Bradley come to mind as players Jim wanted and Lou siad, "Fuck no."
But that maybe speaks to your point that the general manager is the problem.
I think it screams it.
One of Rozner's better columns (some good observations about what Sandberg has done in the minors and his willingness to learn the ropes):
http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=326630
Quote from: Andy on September 13, 2009, 05:52:45 PM
It makes as much sense to me as any of the other bullshit they write on that site. Which is none.
The Cub Reportar blows.
This (http://www.thecubreporter.com/2009/10/06/mlb-approves-cubs-sale) is like that episode of South Park when favorite band Radiohead told Scott Tenorman that he sucks. Except the whole eating-parents-in-chili part, that is.
QuoteWhen they do take over, Ricketts and Hendry will get to have this conversation (the following brilliance is from Andy Dolan at Desipio):
Quote from: Dave B on October 06, 2009, 10:51:09 AM
One of Rozner's better columns (some good observations about what Sandberg has done in the minors and his willingness to learn the ropes):
http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=326630
I think you linked the wrong column.
Quote from: MAD on October 05, 2009, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 02:52:58 PM
I generally don't like sacrificing unless it's to get the tying or winning run to 3b with one out after the seventh inning.
With that caveat, I agree'd.
I meant to address this... With one out at the time of the bunt or one out after the bunt?
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 06, 2009, 07:38:12 PM
Quote from: MAD on October 05, 2009, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 05, 2009, 02:52:58 PM
I generally don't like sacrificing unless it's to get the tying or winning run to 3b with one out after the seventh inning.
With that caveat, I agree'd.
I meant to address this... With one out at the time of the bunt or one out after the bunt?
One out after the bunt, of course.
And yes, late in the game. I might even say eighth inning or later.
DeRosa with more stellar defense in the playoffs. BRING BACK DERO!!!
EDIT: Faced.
DOUBLE EDIT: At least I have the consolation prize of FACE-ing BC.
I'm gonna call that a face.
I think there was a FACE somewhere on the faceboard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slMTiDZuVp0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slMTiDZuVp0)
I'm not sure what thread it would belong in--but how's that Holliday trade working out for you now St. Louis? I'm pretty sure Chris Duncan would've made that play...
Quote from: thehawk on October 08, 2009, 08:21:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slMTiDZuVp0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slMTiDZuVp0)
THIS!
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on October 08, 2009, 08:29:36 PM
I'm not sure what thread it would belong in--but how's that Holliday trade working out for you now St. Louis? I'm pretty sure Chris Duncan would've made that play...
Somebody needs to ask Dave Duncan about that.
I sent a text to several Cardinal fans: "Look, you have your own real-live version of Bartman on the field".
After years of hearing them chirp about Leon Durham, 100 years, and Steve Bartman, they have their own stooge, now. If they lose this series, they can shut the fuck up about the Cubs' goats.
Quote from: Dave B on October 09, 2009, 07:38:17 AM
I sent a text to several Cardinal fans: "Look, you have your own real-live version of Bartman on the field".
After years of hearing them chirp about Leon Durham, 100 years, and Steve Bartman, they have their own stooge, now. If they lose this series, they can shut the fuck up about the Cubs' goats.
Yeeaaah, I don't think that'll happen.
Besides, if you're looking for some sort of painful token of past FAIL, there's always Don Denkinger. I like to roll that one out on occassion.
Quote from: Jim Hendry
The clear reason why the Cardinals are down 2-0 is because of a lack of lefty RBI men.
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/1008/mlb_u_holliday15_300.jpg)
Quote from: Dave B on October 09, 2009, 07:38:17 AM
I sent a text to several Cardinal fans: "Look, you have your own real-live version of Bartman on the field".
OH SNAP
I had a few Cards fans invite me to the World Series parade already (they told me its impressive, the last one had 3 trailers and this one was to have 4). I responded this afternoon that, before you get to the WS, you have to take a game from the Dodgers. Today is going to be a good day.
In spite of the fact that Mark DeRosa and his cancer-curing stubble is a career .422 (19-for-45) hitter in LDS play, I'm enjoying the hell out of the fact hat he has now played in nine straight playoff losses.
Who's this guy think he is, Kenny Lofton (http://www.desipio.com/?p=758)?
Quote from: MAD on October 09, 2009, 09:14:14 AM
In spite of the fact that Mark DeRosa and his cancer-curing stubble is a career .422 (19-for-45) hitter in LDS play, I'm enjoying the hell out of the fact hat he has now played in nine straight playoff losses.
...and he's not a Cub.
I'm not totally sure on the history here, but this might break the record for most excuses in a single quote in the history of the world ever:
""It was kind of a half-liner, half-fly ball," Holliday said, still trying to make sense of the Cardinals' 3-2 loss, standing expressionless and pink in the cheeks in front of his locker after the game. "I got caught. I can catch a ball hit right at me. It went in the lights, and I couldn't see the ball. Hit me in the stomach. Couldn't see the ball. I was just hoping it would hit my glove.""
Quote from: fiveouts on October 09, 2009, 09:26:33 AM
I'm not totally sure on the history here, but this might break the record for most excuses in a single quote in the history of the world ever:
""It was kind of a half-liner, half-fly ball," Holliday said, still trying to make sense of the Cardinals' 3-2 loss, standing expressionless and pink in the cheeks in front of his locker after the game. "I got caught. I can catch a ball hit right at me. It went in the lights, and I couldn't see the ball. Hit me in the stomach. Couldn't see the ball. I was just hoping it would hit my glove.""
Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!
Quote from: Fork on October 09, 2009, 09:31:27 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on October 09, 2009, 09:26:33 AM
I'm not totally sure on the history here, but this might break the record for most excuses in a single quote in the history of the world ever:
""It was kind of a half-liner, half-fly ball," Holliday said, still trying to make sense of the Cardinals' 3-2 loss, standing expressionless and pink in the cheeks in front of his locker after the game. "I got caught. I can catch a ball hit right at me. It went in the lights, and I couldn't see the ball. Hit me in the stomach. Couldn't see the ball. I was just hoping it would hit my glove.""
Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!
You beat me to the punch.
I think that may be my favorite scene in the movie. It's the one time in the movie, if I'm not mistaken, that Jake takes his shades off. Then to dump Carrie Fisher right after the kiss and for Elwood to step over her, politely nod his head and tell her to "take it easy" makes that whole scene perfect.
http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Blues-Brothers,-The.pdf
Page 47
Quote from: MAD on October 09, 2009, 09:14:14 AM
In spite of the fact that Mark DeRosa and his cancer-curing stubble is a career .422 (19-for-45) hitter in LDS play, I'm enjoying the hell out of the fact hat he has now played in nine straight playoff losses.
Who's this guy think he is, Kenny Lofton (http://www.desipio.com/?p=758)?
Quote from: MAD on October 09, 2009, 09:14:14 AM
In spite of the fact that Mark DeRosa and his cancer-curing stubble is a career .422 (19-for-45) hitter in LDS play, I'm enjoying the hell out of the fact hat he has now played in nine straight playoff losses.
Who's this guy think he is, Kenny Lofton (http://www.desipio.com/?p=758)?
I think he's in a world of his own. And he's actually lost 10 postseason games in a row. He did not play on Oct. 4, 2003, a Braves win over the Cubs. His postseason record is an Aaron Milesian 3-18. (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=derosma01&t=b&post=1)
"It doesn't really seem fair that the opposing team should be allowed to shake white towels when there's a white baseball flying through the air." -Adam Wainwright.
:*(
boofucking hoo
Quote from: BichetteHappens on October 09, 2009, 10:03:16 AM
"It doesn't really seem fair that the opposing team should be allowed to shake white towels when there's a white baseball flying through the air." -Adam Wainwright.
:*(
boofucking hoo
"The opposing team"? Exactly how fucking tall does this cockknob think the Dodgers are?
It doesn't look like Wainwright had a problem with the white towels here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E76xQBc7YwE&feature=related
What a douchenozzle.
Quote from: BichetteHappens on October 09, 2009, 10:03:16 AM
"It doesn't really seem fair that the opposing team should be allowed to shake white towels when there's a white baseball flying through the air." -Adam Wainwright.
:*(
boofucking hoo
Other than masking their steroid use, there is nothing the Cardinals do better than act like whiny little bitches.
Quote from: Eli on October 09, 2009, 08:52:00 AM
Quote from: Dave B on October 09, 2009, 07:38:17 AM
I sent a text to several Cardinal fans: "Look, you have your own real-live version of Bartman on the field".
OH SNAP
Fuck off.
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on October 09, 2009, 11:14:03 AM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on October 09, 2009, 10:03:16 AM
"It doesn't really seem fair that the opposing team should be allowed to shake white towels when there's a white baseball flying through the air." -Adam Wainwright.
:*(
boofucking hoo
Other than masking their steroid use, there is nothing the Cardinals do better than act like whiny little bitches.
What about dying in mid-season?
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 09, 2009, 01:02:21 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on October 09, 2009, 11:14:03 AM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on October 09, 2009, 10:03:16 AM
"It doesn't really seem fair that the opposing team should be allowed to shake white towels when there's a white baseball flying through the air." -Adam Wainwright.
:*(
boofucking hoo
Other than masking their steroid use, there is nothing the Cardinals do better than act like whiny little bitches.
What about dying in mid-season?
oh yeah, forgot about that one.
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on October 09, 2009, 01:05:41 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 09, 2009, 01:02:21 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on October 09, 2009, 11:14:03 AM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on October 09, 2009, 10:03:16 AM
"It doesn't really seem fair that the opposing team should be allowed to shake white towels when there's a white baseball flying through the air." -Adam Wainwright.
:*(
boofucking hoo
Other than masking their steroid use, there is nothing the Cardinals do better than act like whiny little bitches.
What about dying in mid-season?
oh yeah, forgot about that one.
I don't think anyone "savors" their red wine quite as much either.
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Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I like it more than Christmas.
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I like it more than Christmas.
A holiday predicated on simply eating. Brilliant.
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
I'm just hoping Coblentz will come out of hiding.
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I like it more than Christmas.
A holiday predicated on simply eating. Brilliant.
As opposed to every Jewish holiday..."They tried to kill us, they failed, let's eat."
Quote from: Fork on October 11, 2009, 09:47:57 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I like it more than Christmas.
A holiday predicated on simply eating. Brilliant.
As opposed to every Jewish holiday..."They tried to kill us, they failed, let's eat."
'Cept for the one where we ask Jahwah not to kill us. That one, we don't eat at all.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 11, 2009, 11:27:07 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 11, 2009, 09:47:57 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I like it more than Christmas.
A holiday predicated on simply eating. Brilliant.
As opposed to every Jewish holiday..."They tried to kill us, they failed, let's eat."
'Cept for the one where we ask Jahwah not to kill us. That one, we don't eat at all.
I just can't abide those Jahwas. Disgusting creatures.
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I like it more than Christmas.
Me too. At least on Thanksgiving I get turkey. At Christmas all I get is Chinese food and a movie.
Quote from: CBStew on October 12, 2009, 01:15:39 PM
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I like it more than Christmas.
Me too. At least on Thanksgiving I get turkey. At Christmas all I get is Chinese food and a movie.
Really? Thanksgiving and Christmas are equally as awesome feasting events for me. Although, I guess believing in Christ, your humble Lord and Savior, might be a start for you heathens to enjoy some Christmas grub.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 12, 2009, 04:18:19 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 12, 2009, 01:15:39 PM
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I like it more than Christmas.
Me too. At least on Thanksgiving I get turkey. At Christmas all I get is Chinese food and a movie.
Really? Thanksgiving and Christmas are equally as awesome feasting events for me. Although, I guess believing in Christ, your humble Lord and Savior, might be a start for you heathens to enjoy some Christmas grub.
I believe in Chinese food.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 12, 2009, 04:18:19 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 12, 2009, 01:15:39 PM
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I like it more than Christmas.
Me too. At least on Thanksgiving I get turkey. At Christmas all I get is Chinese food and a movie.
Really? Thanksgiving and Christmas are equally as awesome feasting events for me. Although, I guess believing in Christ, your humble Lord and Savior, might be a start for you heathens to enjoy some Christmas grub.
Naw. I'm as atheistic as they come and I love both.
But I was raised by Southern Baptists who basically cooked the same meal on both days, so maybe Jesus is still involved in my decision.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 12, 2009, 04:18:19 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 12, 2009, 01:15:39 PM
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I like it more than Christmas.
Me too. At least on Thanksgiving I get turkey. At Christmas all I get is Chinese food and a movie.
Really? Thanksgiving and Christmas are equally as awesome feasting events for me. Although, I guess believing in Christ, your humble Lord and Savior, might be a start for you heathens to enjoy some Christmas grub.
Jesus was a nice boy who went into His father's business.
A nice boy.
Quote from: Fork on October 13, 2009, 09:08:21 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 12, 2009, 04:18:19 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 12, 2009, 01:15:39 PM
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.
I really enjoyed those last three.
I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.
Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.
I can't wait for Thanksgiving. I like it more than Christmas.
Me too. At least on Thanksgiving I get turkey. At Christmas all I get is Chinese food and a movie.
Really? Thanksgiving and Christmas are equally as awesome feasting events for me. Although, I guess believing in Christ, your humble Lord and Savior, might be a start for you heathens to enjoy some Christmas grub.
Jesus was a nice boy who went into His father's business.
A nice boy.
I see what you did there, you theist, you.
Just for fun I read some fan comments at the Post Dispatch web site. Here is a small sample:
NOTE TO LAGENIUS: Please get the F*CK out of this city...for ever. You are a vile person and a worse manager. You are the Don of the steriod era and your winning percentage is very average. THE KING Kevin Slaten OWNS you and embarrasses you on a daily basis. You define the term "Piece of shyte". St. Louis is a worse city with you in it. Please take that retard pitching coach with you too. Thanks...for nothing.
— Mistro
Quote from: CBStew on October 13, 2009, 12:08:28 PM
Just for fun I read some fan comments at the Post Dispatch web site. Here is a small sample:
NOTE TO LAGENIUS: Please get the F*CK out of this city...for ever. You are a vile person and a worse manager. You are the Don of the steriod era and your winning percentage is very average. THE KING Kevin Slaten OWNS you and embarrasses you on a daily basis. You define the term "Piece of shyte". St. Louis is a worse city with you in it. Please take that retard pitching coach with you too. Thanks...for nothing.
— Mistro
Except for that one thing that didn't happen for the first time in 24 years in that one postseason that never happened.
Even for St. Louis, Mistro is dumb.
Quote from: PenFoe on October 13, 2009, 12:14:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 13, 2009, 12:08:28 PM
Just for fun I read some fan comments at the Post Dispatch web site. Here is a small sample:
NOTE TO LAGENIUS: Please get the F*CK out of this city...for ever. You are a vile person and a worse manager. You are the Don of the steriod era and your winning percentage is very average. THE KING Kevin Slaten OWNS you and embarrasses you on a daily basis. You define the term "Piece of shyte". St. Louis is a worse city with you in it. Please take that retard pitching coach with you too. Thanks...for nothing.
— Mistro
Except for that one thing that didn't happen for the first time in 24 years in that one postseason that never happened.
Even for St. Louis, Mistro is dumb.
Yes. My sample was unfair. Those who said that they wanted the Genius to leave are in the minority. However, they have very strongly held opinions. One referred to him as "vile". On the other hand, another poster said that if LaRussa left the Cubs would snap him up in a minute!
Crazy Rumor Guy.
"As Jose de Jesus Ortiz of the Houston Chronicle reports, Ned Yost stressed his experience during his interview for the Astros' managerial opening."
Quote from: BH on October 15, 2009, 04:09:04 PM
Crazy Rumor Guy.
"As Jose de Jesus Ortiz of the Houston Chronicle reports, Ned Yost stressed his experience during his interview for the Astros' managerial opening."
Anytime a guy like Ned Yost is available, you gotta get that guy.
Quote from: BH on October 15, 2009, 04:09:04 PM
Crazy Rumor Guy.
"As Jose de Jesus Ortiz of the Houston Chronicle reports, Ned Yost stressed his experience during his interview for the Astros' managerial opening."
And maybe the return of TurdThrow along with him? Please let it be.
Quote from: BH on October 15, 2009, 04:09:04 PM
Crazy Rumor Guy.
"As Jose de Jesus Ortiz of the Houston Chronicle reports, Ned Yost stressed his experience during his interview for the Astros' managerial opening."
Yost as Astros' manager? Yes, please.
If only Cecil Cooper could return to Milwaukee and Bruce Kimm take over for LaRussa.
The Cardinals have abandoned all pretense (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20091025&content_id=7544500&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb) about juicing.
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/7/8/bcdd28f3-f5a5-4f2e-a23e-9597085156e4.png)
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on October 25, 2009, 04:46:26 PM
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/7/8/bcdd28f3-f5a5-4f2e-a23e-9597085156e4.png)
lol
Astros new manager is Brad Mills (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4599262), former Red Sox bench coach.
Never heard of him.
Edit: Apparently he was a minor league coach in the Cubs system at one point.
I'm sure they have internets to confirm this.
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:00:00 PM
Astros new manager is Brad Mills (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4599262), former Red Sox bench coach.
Never heard of him.
Edit: Apparently he was a minor league coach in the Cubs system at one point.
I'm sure they have internets to confirm this.
You might even say he sneaked up on us.
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:01:37 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:00:00 PM
Astros new manager is Brad Mills (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4599262), former Red Sox bench coach.
Never heard of him.
Edit: Apparently he was a minor league coach in the Cubs system at one point.
I'm sure they have internets to confirm this.
You might even say he sneaked up on us.
Actually, I would say he snuck up on us.
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:01:37 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:00:00 PM
Astros new manager is Brad Mills (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4599262), former Red Sox bench coach.
Never heard of him.
Edit: Apparently he was a minor league coach in the Cubs system at one point.
I'm sure they have internets to confirm this.
You might even say he sneaked up on us.
Actually, I would say he snuck up on us.
And you would be using improper English.
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:01:37 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:00:00 PM
Astros new manager is Brad Mills (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4599262), former Red Sox bench coach.
Never heard of him.
Edit: Apparently he was a minor league coach in the Cubs system at one point.
I'm sure they have internets to confirm this.
You might even say he sneaked up on us.
Actually, I would say he snuck up on us.
That's fine with me.
Just as mysteriously, in a little more than a century, a new past tense form, snuck, has crept and then rushed out of dialectal use in America, first into the areas of use that lexicographers label jocular or uneducated, and more recently, has reached the point where it is a virtual rival of sneaked in many parts of the English-speaking world.
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:17:44 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:01:37 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:00:00 PM
Astros new manager is Brad Mills (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4599262), former Red Sox bench coach.
Never heard of him.
Edit: Apparently he was a minor league coach in the Cubs system at one point.
I'm sure they have internets to confirm this.
You might even say he sneaked up on us.
Actually, I would say he snuck up on us.
That's fine with me.
Just as mysteriously, in a little more than a century, a new past tense form, snuck, has crept and then rushed out of dialectal use in America, first into the areas of use that lexicographers label jocular or uneducated, and more recently, has reached the point where it is a virtual rival of sneaked in many parts of the English-speaking world.
I would say that this particular fringe message board qualifies as jocular, so I'm sticking with it.
BK be damned.
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:20:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:17:44 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:01:37 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:00:00 PM
Astros new manager is Brad Mills (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4599262), former Red Sox bench coach.
Never heard of him.
Edit: Apparently he was a minor league coach in the Cubs system at one point.
I'm sure they have internets to confirm this.
You might even say he sneaked up on us.
Actually, I would say he snuck up on us.
That's fine with me.
Just as mysteriously, in a little more than a century, a new past tense form, snuck, has crept and then rushed out of dialectal use in America, first into the areas of use that lexicographers label jocular or uneducated, and more recently, has reached the point where it is a virtual rival of sneaked in many parts of the English-speaking world.
I would say that this particular fringe message board qualifies as jocular, so I'm sticking with it.
BK be damned.
I meant to highlight the uneducated part but I fucked it all up. If only there was some kind an edit button. Ah fuck it.
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:22:50 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:20:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:17:44 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:01:37 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:00:00 PM
Astros new manager is Brad Mills (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4599262), former Red Sox bench coach.
Never heard of him.
Edit: Apparently he was a minor league coach in the Cubs system at one point.
I'm sure they have internets to confirm this.
You might even say he sneaked up on us.
Actually, I would say he snuck up on us.
That's fine with me.
Just as mysteriously, in a little more than a century, a new past tense form, snuck, has crept and then rushed out of dialectal use in America, first into the areas of use that lexicographers label jocular or uneducated, and more recently, has reached the point where it is a virtual rival of sneaked in many parts of the English-speaking world.
I would say that this particular fringe message board qualifies as jocular, so I'm sticking with it.
BK be damned.
I meant to highlight the uneducated part but I fucked it all up. If only there was some kind an edit button. Ah fuck it.
Hey, I went to a football school (http://www.sportsnetwork.com/merge/tsnform.aspx?c=sportsnetwork&page=cfoot2/misc/tsn-div-1aa-poll.htm), not some institute of higher learning.
Edit: Rankings added to show awesomeness.
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:25:39 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:22:50 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:20:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:17:44 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:01:37 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:00:00 PM
Astros new manager is Brad Mills (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4599262), former Red Sox bench coach.
Never heard of him.
Edit: Apparently he was a minor league coach in the Cubs system at one point.
I'm sure they have internets to confirm this.
You might even say he sneaked up on us.
Actually, I would say he snuck up on us.
That's fine with me.
Just as mysteriously, in a little more than a century, a new past tense form, snuck, has crept and then rushed out of dialectal use in America, first into the areas of use that lexicographers label jocular or uneducated, and more recently, has reached the point where it is a virtual rival of sneaked in many parts of the English-speaking world.
I would say that this particular fringe message board qualifies as jocular, so I'm sticking with it.
BK be damned.
I meant to highlight the uneducated part but I fucked it all up. If only there was some kind an edit button. Ah fuck it.
Hey, I went to a football school (http://www.sportsnetwork.com/merge/tsnform.aspx?c=sportsnetwork&page=cfoot2/misc/tsn-div-1aa-poll.htm), not some institute of higher learning.
Edit: Rankings added to show awesomeness.
Those are all made-up skools.
Quote from: Oleg on October 27, 2009, 02:04:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:25:39 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:22:50 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:20:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:17:44 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on October 27, 2009, 01:01:37 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 27, 2009, 01:00:00 PM
Astros new manager is Brad Mills (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4599262), former Red Sox bench coach.
Never heard of him.
Edit: Apparently he was a minor league coach in the Cubs system at one point.
I'm sure they have internets to confirm this.
You might even say he sneaked up on us.
Actually, I would say he snuck up on us.
That's fine with me.
Just as mysteriously, in a little more than a century, a new past tense form, snuck, has crept and then rushed out of dialectal use in America, first into the areas of use that lexicographers label jocular or uneducated, and more recently, has reached the point where it is a virtual rival of sneaked in many parts of the English-speaking world.
I would say that this particular fringe message board qualifies as jocular, so I'm sticking with it.
BK be damned.
I meant to highlight the uneducated part but I fucked it all up. If only there was some kind an edit button. Ah fuck it.
Hey, I went to a football school (http://www.sportsnetwork.com/merge/tsnform.aspx?c=sportsnetwork&page=cfoot2/misc/tsn-div-1aa-poll.htm), not some institute of higher learning.
Edit: Rankings added to show awesomeness.
Those are all made-up skools.
Are you denigrating Colgate?
Al Yellon University??
If you say "snuck" over and over it sounds like the sound that Felix Unger used to make to clear his nasal passages. Or was that "fineph"?
"Adam McCalvy of MLB.com reports that the Brewers have traded J.J. Hardy to the Twins for Carlos Gomez.
Hardy was a goner with the Brewers committing to Alcides Escobar at shortstop and the Twins have long been a rumored destination for him, so this deal makes sense. Gomez fell out of favor in Minnesota after arriving in the Johan Santana trade, but the speedy center fielder will be given a clear path to everyday playing time in Milwaukee as the replacement for free agent Mike Cameron. Nov. 6 - 11:57 am et
Source: MLBlogs.com "
Quote from: BH on November 06, 2009, 11:32:32 AM
"Adam McCalvy of MLB.com reports that the Brewers have traded J.J. Hardy to the Twins for Carlos Gomez.
Hardy was a goner with the Brewers committing to Alcides Escobar at shortstop and the Twins have long been a rumored destination for him, so this deal makes sense. Gomez fell out of favor in Minnesota after arriving in the Johan Santana trade, but the speedy center fielder will be given a clear path to everyday playing time in Milwaukee as the replacement for free agent Mike Cameron. Nov. 6 - 11:57 am et
Source: MLBlogs.com "
Really nice move for the Twins. And I can't wait for Gomez to get 600 at bats for the Brewers next year.
Quote from: Eli on November 06, 2009, 01:27:47 PM
Quote from: BH on November 06, 2009, 11:32:32 AM
"Adam McCalvy of MLB.com reports that the Brewers have traded J.J. Hardy to the Twins for Carlos Gomez.
Hardy was a goner with the Brewers committing to Alcides Escobar at shortstop and the Twins have long been a rumored destination for him, so this deal makes sense. Gomez fell out of favor in Minnesota after arriving in the Johan Santana trade, but the speedy center fielder will be given a clear path to everyday playing time in Milwaukee as the replacement for free agent Mike Cameron. Nov. 6 - 11:57 am et
Source: MLBlogs.com "
Really nice move for the Twins. And I can't wait for Gomez to get 600 at bats for the Brewers next year.
Please, please Milwaukee...make him the leadoff man.
Quote from: Slack-E on November 06, 2009, 01:31:24 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 06, 2009, 01:27:47 PM
Quote from: BH on November 06, 2009, 11:32:32 AM
"Adam McCalvy of MLB.com reports that the Brewers have traded J.J. Hardy to the Twins for Carlos Gomez.
Hardy was a goner with the Brewers committing to Alcides Escobar at shortstop and the Twins have long been a rumored destination for him, so this deal makes sense. Gomez fell out of favor in Minnesota after arriving in the Johan Santana trade, but the speedy center fielder will be given a clear path to everyday playing time in Milwaukee as the replacement for free agent Mike Cameron. Nov. 6 - 11:57 am et
Source: MLBlogs.com "
Really nice move for the Twins. And I can't wait for Gomez to get 600 at bats for the Brewers next year.
Please, please Milwaukee...make him the leadoff man.
Obligatory "speed don't slump, dude" comment.
In three big league seasons, Gomez has never posted an on base average of .300. Holy shit. They should have just kept Corey Patterson.
JJ Hardy's always confused me. He's a good defensive shortstop, with good range, but he is slow as fuck.
I give the Brewers credit for trading him instead of moving him to third base, as was rumored before they demoted him last year. JJ's bat plays at short (well, in years previous to last year) but doesn't hold up at a corner.
But I can't give the Brewers credit for trading him for Carlos Gomez. Why not just sign Usain Bolt if all you want is a fast motherfucker who never gets a hit?
Quote from: Andy on November 06, 2009, 02:40:33 PM
But I can't give the Brewers credit for trading him for Carlos Gomez. Why not just sign Usain Bolt if all you want is a fast motherfucker who never gets a hit?
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Bump.
"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "
Quote from: BH on December 10, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
Bump.
"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "
That writer sure loves snatch.
Quote from: Slack-E on December 10, 2009, 04:30:09 PM
Quote from: BH on December 10, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
Bump.
"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "
That writer sure loves snatch.
I bet he has two thumbs, too.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 10:47:55 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 10, 2009, 04:30:09 PM
Quote from: BH on December 10, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
Bump.
"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "
That writer sure loves snatch.
I bet he has two thumbs, too.
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Brad-Pitt---Snatch-Photograph-C10051905.jpeg)
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 11, 2009, 10:56:19 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 10:47:55 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 10, 2009, 04:30:09 PM
Quote from: BH on December 10, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
Bump.
"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "
That writer sure loves snatch.
I bet he has two thumbs, too.
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Brad-Pitt---Snatch-Photograph-C10051905.jpeg)
I just watched that the other night, too. STAY OUT OF MY HEAD, DESIPIO.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 11:27:37 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 11, 2009, 10:56:19 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 10:47:55 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 10, 2009, 04:30:09 PM
Quote from: BH on December 10, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
Bump.
"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "
That writer sure loves snatch.
I bet he has two thumbs, too.
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Brad-Pitt---Snatch-Photograph-C10051905.jpeg)
I just watched that the other night, too. STAY OUT OF MY HEAD, DESIPIO.
It's my second favorite movie of all time after Lebowski.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 11, 2009, 12:52:27 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 11:27:37 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 11, 2009, 10:56:19 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 10:47:55 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 10, 2009, 04:30:09 PM
Quote from: BH on December 10, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
Bump.
"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "
That writer sure loves snatch.
I bet he has two thumbs, too.
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Brad-Pitt---Snatch-Photograph-C10051905.jpeg)
I just watched that the other night, too. STAY OUT OF MY HEAD, DESIPIO.
It's my second favorite movie of all time after Lebowski.
You should watch more movies.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 11, 2009, 12:52:27 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 11:27:37 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 11, 2009, 10:56:19 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 10:47:55 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 10, 2009, 04:30:09 PM
Quote from: BH on December 10, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
Bump.
"Brewers signed RHP LaTroy Hawkins to a two-year, $7.5 million contract.
It's always risky business giving a reliever a two-year contract, but that's what it took to snatch Hawkins away from the Astros. He's been among the most consistent setup men in the game for the last several years and rattled off an impressive season-long 2.13 ERA and 1.20 WHIP in 2009. He may snatch some saves if Trevor Hoffman's age finally catches up to him. "
That writer sure loves snatch.
I bet he has two thumbs, too.
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Brad-Pitt---Snatch-Photograph-C10051905.jpeg)
I just watched that the other night, too. STAY OUT OF MY HEAD, DESIPIO.
It's my second favorite movie of all time after Lebowski.
You should watch more movies.
THIS.
Must be that time of year:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Appo7D8nAWQKvhOeV1X.QrMRvLYF?slug=ap-cardinals-drunkdriving&prov=ap&type=lgns (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Appo7D8nAWQKvhOeV1X.QrMRvLYF?slug=ap-cardinals-drunkdriving&prov=ap&type=lgns)
Bump. www.rotoworld.com
"Pirates signed LHP Neal Cotts to a minor league contract.
Cotts, 30 in March, underwent Tommy John surgery in July and is not expected to be ready until the middle of next season. He posted a 7.36 ERA and 2.09 WHIP in 19 appearances in '09 and has a 4.63 ERA in parts of seven major league seasons. When healthy, the lefty will have a shot at breaking into the Pirates' bullpen. Cotts received an invitation to spring training. "
Is this... what year is this?
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2010, 02:53:46 PM
Bump. www.rotoworld.com
"Pirates signed LHP Neal Cotts to a minor league contract.
Cotts, 30 in March, underwent Tommy John surgery in July and is not expected to be ready until the middle of next season. He posted a 7.36 ERA and 2.09 WHIP in 19 appearances in '09 and has a 4.63 ERA in parts of seven major league seasons. When healthy, the lefty will have a shot at breaking into the Pirates' bullpen. Cotts received an invitation to spring training. "
This is fantastic news. For some reason, I thought Neal Cotts was still on the Cubs' roster.
Quote from: Weebs on January 04, 2010, 03:28:19 PM
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2010, 02:53:46 PM
Bump. www.rotoworld.com
"Pirates signed LHP Neal Cotts to a minor league contract.
Cotts, 30 in March, underwent Tommy John surgery in July and is not expected to be ready until the middle of next season. He posted a 7.36 ERA and 2.09 WHIP in 19 appearances in '09 and has a 4.63 ERA in parts of seven major league seasons. When healthy, the lefty will have a shot at breaking into the Pirates' bullpen. Cotts received an invitation to spring training. "
This is fantastic news. For some reason, I thought Neal Cotts was still on the Cubs' roster.
It would be more fantastic if the Cards had signed him.
Quote from: CBStew on January 04, 2010, 04:57:03 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 04, 2010, 03:28:19 PM
Quote from: BH on January 04, 2010, 02:53:46 PM
Bump. www.rotoworld.com
"Pirates signed LHP Neal Cotts to a minor league contract.
Cotts, 30 in March, underwent Tommy John surgery in July and is not expected to be ready until the middle of next season. He posted a 7.36 ERA and 2.09 WHIP in 19 appearances in '09 and has a 4.63 ERA in parts of seven major league seasons. When healthy, the lefty will have a shot at breaking into the Pirates' bullpen. Cotts received an invitation to spring training. "
This is fantastic news. For some reason, I thought Neal Cotts was still on the Cubs' roster.
It would be more fantastic if the Cards had signed him.
Why!?! So they could pump him full of HGH and set Dr. Duncan to work on his mechanics until he's a lefthanded, pornstachioed Mariano Rivera? DOOOOM!!!!
This (http://cincinnati.com/blogs/sports/2011/04/20/cardinals-fans-prepare-idea-to-taunt-reds/) made me laugh a little bit, although I hate admitting a Tards fan thought of it first.