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Title: Survivor Football
Post by: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 01:15:41 PM
Started a league if anyone wants to play.
All you do is pick one team a week, if that team wins, you move on, if they lose, you're out.

You can't pick the same team twice.

League size is unlimited, so feel free to pass along.

This will literally take 3 minutes of your time every week, but good bragging rights.

Yahoo.
League ID: 20819
Password: beer
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on September 08, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 01:15:41 PM
Started a league if anyone wants to play.
All you do is pick one team a week, if that team wins, you move on, if they lose, you're out.

You can't pick the same team twice.

League size is unlimited, so feel free to pass along.

This will literally take 3 minutes of your time every week, but good bragging rights.

Yahoo.
League ID: 20819
Password: beer

Throw a link to the page in there and you've got a deal, penis breath.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 01:24:14 PM
I do like beer.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 01:29:41 PM
Quote from: Slak on September 08, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 01:15:41 PM
Started a league if anyone wants to play.
All you do is pick one team a week, if that team wins, you move on, if they lose, you're out.

You can't pick the same team twice.

League size is unlimited, so feel free to pass along.

This will literally take 3 minutes of your time every week, but good bragging rights.

Yahoo.
League ID: 20819
Password: beer

Throw a link to the page in there and you've got a deal, penis breath.

Seems like a reasonable request, cockmouth.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/register/joingroup
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on September 08, 2009, 02:10:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 01:29:41 PM
Quote from: Slak on September 08, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 01:15:41 PM
Started a league if anyone wants to play.
All you do is pick one team a week, if that team wins, you move on, if they lose, you're out.

You can't pick the same team twice.

League size is unlimited, so feel free to pass along.

This will literally take 3 minutes of your time every week, but good bragging rights.

Yahoo.
League ID: 20819
Password: beer

Throw a link to the page in there and you've got a deal, penis breath.

Seems like a reasonable request, cockmouth.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/register/joingroup


Happy fuck day, tit-box.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on September 08, 2009, 03:33:57 PM
I want in, cunt-bags.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 08, 2009, 03:33:57 PM
I want in, cunt-bags.

The league or the insults?

Either way, you'll probably fail, you stupid potato head.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: CBStew on September 08, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
Either way, you'll probably fail, you stupid potato head.


Hey!  Watch your language! 
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:09:34 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 08, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
Either way, you'll probably fail, you stupid potato head.


Hey!  Watch your language! 

I think it's all kosher...
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: thehawk on September 08, 2009, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:09:34 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 08, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
Either way, you'll probably fail, you stupid potato head.


Hey!  Watch your language! 

I think it's all kosher...

Not if it has bacon bits.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:16:22 PM
Quote from: thehawk on September 08, 2009, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:09:34 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 08, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
Either way, you'll probably fail, you stupid potato head.


Hey!  Watch your language! 

I think it's all kosher...

Not if it has bacon bits.

Sweet...5 Jew posts all in a row by 4 unique users.  We're taking over!
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on September 08, 2009, 04:24:24 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:16:22 PM
Quote from: thehawk on September 08, 2009, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:09:34 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 08, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
Either way, you'll probably fail, you stupid potato head.


Hey!  Watch your language! 

I think it's all kosher...

Not if it has bacon bits.

Sweet...5 Jew posts all in a row by 4 unique users.  We're taking over!
If that was an invitation, we're half way to a minyan.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 04:29:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:16:22 PM
Quote from: thehawk on September 08, 2009, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:09:34 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 08, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
Either way, you'll probably fail, you stupid potato head.


Hey!  Watch your language! 

I think it's all kosher...

Not if it has bacon bits.

Sweet...5 Jew posts all in a row by 4 unique users.  We're taking over!

Quiet, Oleg...this is supposed to be a covert op.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 05:01:32 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 04:29:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:16:22 PM
Quote from: thehawk on September 08, 2009, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:09:34 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 08, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
Either way, you'll probably fail, you stupid potato head.


Hey!  Watch your language! 

I think it's all kosher...

Not if it has bacon bits.

Sweet...5 Jew posts all in a row by 4 unique users.  We're taking over!  Nothign to see here.  Move along.

Quiet, Oleg...this is supposed to be a covert op.

Good point.  I think I covered well.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Gil Gunderson on September 08, 2009, 09:07:31 PM
This should be fun.  Go Chargers.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: CT III on September 08, 2009, 09:15:27 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:16:22 PM
Quote from: thehawk on September 08, 2009, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:09:34 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 08, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
Either way, you'll probably fail, you stupid potato head.


Hey!  Watch your language! 

I think it's all kosher...

Not if it has bacon bits.

Sweet...5 Jew posts all in a row by 4 unique users.  We're taking over!

We? 

ATHEISTFAIL
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on September 08, 2009, 09:59:05 PM
It's worth it to sign up for this, if only to see some of the handles.  I'm trying to decide which is funnier--"Sweatpants in Public" or "Riding shotgunW/Stallworth".  Well done, whoever you two assholes are.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on September 08, 2009, 10:24:29 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 04:29:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:16:22 PM
Quote from: thehawk on September 08, 2009, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 08, 2009, 04:09:34 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 08, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 08, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
Either way, you'll probably fail, you stupid potato head.


Hey!  Watch your language! 

I think it's all kosher...

Not if it has bacon bits.

Sweet...5 Jew posts all in a row by 4 unique users.  We're taking over!

Quiet, Oleg...this is supposed to be a covert op sneak attack.

We've got a problem'd.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 09, 2009, 12:43:43 AM
Quote from: MAD on September 08, 2009, 09:59:05 PM
It's worth it to sign up for this, if only to see some of the handles.  I'm trying to decide which is funnier--"Sweatpants in Public" or "Riding shotgunW/Stallworth".  Well done, whoever you two assholes are.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/20819/memberlist

Two assholes named Ryan.

(One a local asshole. The other probably some asshole PenHead knows.)
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on September 09, 2009, 12:59:30 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 09, 2009, 12:43:43 AM
Quote from: MAD on September 08, 2009, 09:59:05 PM
It's worth it to sign up for this, if only to see some of the handles.  I'm trying to decide which is funnier--"Sweatpants in Public" or "Riding shotgunW/Stallworth".  Well done, whoever you two assholes are.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/20819/memberlist

Two assholes named Ryan.

(One a local asshole. The other probably some asshole PenHead knows.)

Didn't realize that "sweatpants" was RV, so of course I'd like to replace that with "Surviving a Patrick Kane Fare."
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on September 09, 2009, 01:34:25 AM
Quote from: MAD on September 09, 2009, 12:59:30 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 09, 2009, 12:43:43 AM
Quote from: MAD on September 08, 2009, 09:59:05 PM
It's worth it to sign up for this, if only to see some of the handles.  I'm trying to decide which is funnier--"Sweatpants in Public" or "Riding shotgunW/Stallworth".  Well done, whoever you two assholes are.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/20819/memberlist

Two assholes named Ryan.

(One a local asshole. The other probably some asshole PenHead knows.)

Didn't realize that "sweatpants" was RV, so of course I'd like to replace that with "Surviving a Patrick Kane Fare."

I'll own up to that one.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on September 09, 2009, 08:24:08 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 09, 2009, 01:34:25 AM
Quote from: MAD on September 09, 2009, 12:59:30 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 09, 2009, 12:43:43 AM
Quote from: MAD on September 08, 2009, 09:59:05 PM
It's worth it to sign up for this, if only to see some of the handles.  I'm trying to decide which is funnier--"Sweatpants in Public" or "Riding shotgunW/Stallworth".  Well done, whoever you two assholes are.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/20819/memberlist

Two assholes named Ryan.

(One a local asshole. The other probably some asshole PenHead knows.)

Didn't realize that "sweatpants" was RV, so of course I'd like to replace that with "Surviving a Patrick Kane Fare."

I'll own up to that one.

Fuck me.  Makes sense.

Whatever.  Y'all are goin' down llike bitches.

(Is this where we talk shit or is at the yahoo site?)
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Gil Gunderson on September 09, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
Everyone else's choices are inferior to my choices.

Let the trash talk begin, boners.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on September 09, 2009, 12:04:58 PM
I took the Saints. Werd.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Oleg on September 09, 2009, 12:19:41 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 09, 2009, 08:24:08 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 09, 2009, 01:34:25 AM
Quote from: MAD on September 09, 2009, 12:59:30 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 09, 2009, 12:43:43 AM
Quote from: MAD on September 08, 2009, 09:59:05 PM
It's worth it to sign up for this, if only to see some of the handles.  I'm trying to decide which is funnier--"Sweatpants in Public" or "Riding shotgunW/Stallworth".  Well done, whoever you two assholes are.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/20819/memberlist

Two assholes named Ryan.

(One a local asshole. The other probably some asshole PenHead knows.)

Didn't realize that "sweatpants" was RV, so of course I'd like to replace that with "Surviving a Patrick Kane Fare."

I'll own up to that one.

Fuck me.  Makes sense.

Whatever.  Y'all are goin' down llike bitches.

(Is this where we talk shit or is at the yahoo site?)

Try it again, you stuttering prick.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 09, 2009, 12:24:27 PM
Quote from: Slak on September 09, 2009, 12:04:58 PM
I took the Saints. Werd.

Looks like someone's done discovered my strategy.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: flannj on September 09, 2009, 12:37:30 PM
After all of you ladies are knocked out by the third week I'll just keep playing so you can see how it's done.
So fucking pay attention.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Philberto on September 09, 2009, 12:41:09 PM
Quote from: Slak on September 09, 2009, 12:04:58 PM
I took the Saints. Werd.

Intrepid Reader: IAN

I like the Saints.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Gil Gunderson on September 09, 2009, 12:51:07 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 09, 2009, 12:41:09 PM
Quote from: Slak on September 09, 2009, 12:04:58 PM
I took the Saints. Werd.

Intrepid Reader: IAN

I like the Saints.

Intrepid Reader: CfiHP

Let me tell you something about Pittsburgh, though.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: PenFoe on September 09, 2009, 04:08:27 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 09, 2009, 08:24:08 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 09, 2009, 01:34:25 AM
Quote from: MAD on September 09, 2009, 12:59:30 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 09, 2009, 12:43:43 AM
Quote from: MAD on September 08, 2009, 09:59:05 PM
It's worth it to sign up for this, if only to see some of the handles.  I'm trying to decide which is funnier--"Sweatpants in Public" or "Riding shotgunW/Stallworth".  Well done, whoever you two assholes are.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/20819/memberlist

Two assholes named Ryan.

(One a local asshole. The other probably some asshole PenHead knows.)

Didn't realize that "sweatpants" was RV, so of course I'd like to replace that with "Surviving a Patrick Kane Fare."

I'll own up to that one.

Fuck me.  Makes sense.

Whatever.  Y'all are goin' down llike bitches.

(Is this where we talk shit or is at the yahoo site?)

How any of you felching jizzdribblers entered a Survivor Football League and didn't name your team after Nick Schuyler is beyond me.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on September 09, 2009, 05:41:55 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 09, 2009, 12:51:07 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 09, 2009, 12:41:09 PM
Quote from: Slak on September 09, 2009, 12:04:58 PM
I took the Saints. Werd.

Intrepid Reader: IAN

I like the Saints.

Intrepid Reader: CfiHP

Let me tell you something about Pittsburgh, though.

Take them when they're playing the Browns in Pissburgh.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: PenFoe on September 09, 2009, 05:55:52 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 09, 2009, 05:41:55 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 09, 2009, 12:51:07 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 09, 2009, 12:41:09 PM
Quote from: Slak on September 09, 2009, 12:04:58 PM
I took the Saints. Werd.

Intrepid Reader: IAN

I like the Saints.

Intrepid Reader: CfiHP

Let me tell you something about Pittsburgh, though.

Take them when they're playing the Browns in Pissburgh.

Or when they're playing in Cleveland.
Or should they play on a neutral site.

Considering this is the last time (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200310050pit.htm) the Browns beat them, with 11 straight wins since then.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: CBStew on September 09, 2009, 06:10:30 PM
I have nothing sarcastic to post.  Just a question.  This is only NFL, not NCAA?  If I post again in this thread I promise to insult someone.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: PenFoe on September 09, 2009, 06:20:02 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 09, 2009, 06:10:30 PM
I have nothing sarcastic to post.  Just a question.  This is only NFL, not NCAA?  If I post again in this thread I promise to insult someone.

Correct.

Just join the league already before they put you in a museum.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on September 09, 2009, 06:43:52 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 09, 2009, 06:20:02 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 09, 2009, 06:10:30 PM
I have nothing sarcastic to post.  Just a question.  This is only NFL, not NCAA?  If I post again in this thread I promise to insult someone.

Correct.

Just join the league already before they put you in a museum.

Shouldn't they be putting Stew's posts in the museum?  They're what's memorable, right?  Or are we talking a wax museum?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Andy on September 09, 2009, 07:41:08 PM
I'm just taking the Bears every week.  Well, except for that week against the Ravens.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Simmer on September 09, 2009, 07:53:09 PM
I know nothing about pro football.  So, I'm going to beat all of your asses so bad, it's not even funny.  Except for the part where I laugh at you.  That part will be funny.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on September 09, 2009, 08:12:24 PM
The handle "Fencik's pink IZOD" made me literally shoot snot out of my nose.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: flannj on September 09, 2009, 08:21:40 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 09, 2009, 08:12:24 PM
The handle "Fencik's pink IZOD" made me literally shoot snot out of my nose.
[hands kleenex]
You're welcome.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Philberto on September 09, 2009, 10:17:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 09, 2009, 06:20:02 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 09, 2009, 06:10:30 PM
I have nothing sarcastic to post.  Just a question.  This is only NFL, not NCAA?  If I post again in this thread I promise to insult someone.

Correct.

Just join the league already before they put you in a museum mausoleum.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Poon on September 09, 2009, 10:24:07 PM
Joined and I will take you all to the stylist for overpriced new coiffures.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: TDubbs on September 11, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
1 win in the books for the boners. 

3 of you fucknuggets down, 400 to go.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Philberto on September 11, 2009, 11:32:16 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 11, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
1 win in the books for the boners. 

3 of you fucknuggets down, 400 to go.

Seriously, who picks that game? Pittsburgh was definitely not an overwhelming favorite (unless you're Pitt dick chuggers Pen or CFiHP). And then what's worse is that some of you chodes picked Tennessee.. sigh.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 11, 2009, 12:20:50 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 11, 2009, 11:32:16 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 11, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
1 win in the books for the boners.  

3 of you fucknuggets down, 400 to go.

Seriously, who picks that game?

Why wait to pick the Steelers Week 3 vs. Cincinnati or Week 5 vs. Detroit or Week 6 vs. Cleveland or Week 9 vs. Denver or Week 10 vs. Cincinnati or Week 13 vs. Oakland or Week 14 vs. Cleveland when you can get a sure thing in overtime in Week 1 with the Steelers as the 6-point underdogs at home?

Edit: Duly chastened'd
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on September 11, 2009, 12:34:00 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 11, 2009, 12:20:50 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 11, 2009, 11:32:16 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 11, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
1 win in the books for the boners. 

3 of you fucknuggets down, 400 to go.

Seriously, who picks that game?

Why wait to pick the Steelers Week 3 vs. Cincinnati or Week 5 vs. Detroit or Week 6 vs. Cleveland or Week 9 vs. Denver or Week 10 vs. Cincinnati or Week 13 vs. Oakland or Week 14 vs. Cleveland when you can get a sure thing in overtime in Week 1 with the Steelers as the 6-point underdogs at home?

Excuse me?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: TDubbs on September 11, 2009, 12:34:36 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 11, 2009, 12:20:50 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 11, 2009, 11:32:16 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 11, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
1 win in the books for the boners. 

3 of you fucknuggets down, 400 to go.

Seriously, who picks that game?

Why wait to pick the Steelers Week 3 vs. Cincinnati or Week 5 vs. Detroit or Week 6 vs. Cleveland or Week 9 vs. Denver or Week 10 vs. Cincinnati or Week 13 vs. Oakland or Week 14 vs. Cleveland when you can get a sure thing in overtime in Week 1 with the Steelers as the 6-point underdogs at home?

Because I'll pick somebody else those weeks.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 11, 2009, 12:44:33 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 11, 2009, 12:34:00 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 11, 2009, 12:20:50 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 11, 2009, 11:32:16 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 11, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
1 win in the books for the boners. 

3 of you fucknuggets down, 400 to go.

Seriously, who picks that game?

Why wait to pick the Steelers Week 3 vs. Cincinnati or Week 5 vs. Detroit or Week 6 vs. Cleveland or Week 9 vs. Denver or Week 10 vs. Cincinnati or Week 13 vs. Oakland or Week 14 vs. Cleveland when you can get a sure thing in overtime in Week 1 with the Steelers as the 6-point underdogs at home?

Excuse me?

Savor the flavor, kid, 'cause it sure as hell won't happen again.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 11, 2009, 01:43:15 PM
In a double-fail, Yahoo tells me I've been eliminated despite the fact that I hadn't made my pick yet and was under the impression I had until "Sunday at 1:00 pm EDT" to do so.

Edit: Nevermind for now. "Please note that we are aware of the Sunday 1pm ET deadline bug that is preventing some users from entering their picks. We are working swiftly to fix it. Thank you for your patience."
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Internet Apex on September 11, 2009, 07:41:20 PM
I took the defending champs in their home opener as I do every year. It was bothersome that they had to play Tennessee, I did take a small birdbath vs. the spread. I can afford it but it sucks. You bet on people like Hines Ward and he pisses down his leg. That's a guy and a team I'll bet on time and again.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on September 11, 2009, 11:12:25 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 11, 2009, 07:41:20 PM
I took the defending champs in their home opener as I do every year. It was bothersome that they had to play Tennessee, I did take a small birdbath vs. the spread. I can afford it but it sucks. You bet on people like Hines Ward and he pisses down his leg. That's a guy and a team I'll bet on time and again.

Next time--call Thrill's bookie.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Poon on September 12, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 07:40:15 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

IF Hines Ward doesn't fumble, they cover the spread. D'ur. They're the champs in they're home opener. There is no more solid lock on the board the rest of the year. Period.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Poon on September 12, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 07:40:15 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

IF Hines Ward doesn't fumble, they cover the spread. D'ur. They're the champs in they're home opener. There is no more solid lock on the board the rest of the year. Period.

Receivers fumble from time to time, Bironas rarely misses a chip shot like he did in that first quarter.  This weekend alone there are more solid locks.  New Orleans woopin on Detroit and Cincinnati taking down Denver are easy picks.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 11:19:38 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 07:40:15 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

IF Hines Ward doesn't fumble, they cover the spread. D'ur. They're the champs in they're home opener. There is no more solid lock on the board the rest of the year. Period.

Receivers fumble from time to time, Bironas rarely misses a chip shot like he did in that first quarter.  This weekend alone there are more solid locks.  New Orleans woopin on Detroit and Cincinnati taking down Denver are easy picks.

Cincy over Denver? Come on. Who knows what either of those teams are going to look like? And Matt Stafford's window licker will lick the windows of the non-believers.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Poon on September 13, 2009, 07:51:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 11:19:38 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 07:40:15 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

IF Hines Ward doesn't fumble, they cover the spread. D'ur. They're the champs in they're home opener. There is no more solid lock on the board the rest of the year. Period.

Receivers fumble from time to time, Bironas rarely misses a chip shot like he did in that first quarter.  This weekend alone there are more solid locks.  New Orleans woopin on Detroit and Cincinnati taking down Denver are easy picks.

Cincy over Denver? Come on. Who knows what either of those teams are going to look like? And Matt Stafford's window licker will lick the windows of the non-believers.

Who knows?  The Poon knows.  Denver is going to be complete shit.  Hack offense that won't move the ball and Dawkins can't improve that wretched D by himself.  Go ahead and double cover Ocho Cinco.  That will leave Coles open way too often.  That game will be decided by more than a TD.  Matt Stafford will be crying in a little ball on the sidelines after he gives up two INT's in the first half alone.  Best part of that game will be picking which receiver scores the most TD's. 
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on September 13, 2009, 08:43:11 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 13, 2009, 07:51:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 11:19:38 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 07:40:15 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

IF Hines Ward doesn't fumble, they cover the spread. D'ur. They're the champs in they're home opener. There is no more solid lock on the board the rest of the year. Period.

Receivers fumble from time to time, Bironas rarely misses a chip shot like he did in that first quarter.  This weekend alone there are more solid locks.  New Orleans woopin on Detroit and Cincinnati taking down Denver are easy picks.

Cincy over Denver? Come on. Who knows what either of those teams are going to look like? And Matt Stafford's window licker will lick the windows of the non-believers.

Who knows?  The Poon knows.  Denver is going to be complete shit.  Hack offense that won't move the ball and Dawkins can't improve that wretched D by himself.  Go ahead and double cover Ocho Cinco.  That will leave Coles open way too often.  That game will be decided by more than a TD.  Matt Stafford will be crying in a little ball on the sidelines after he gives up two INT's in the first half alone.  Best part of that game will be picking which receiver scores the most TD's. 

Did you just drive right into the Detroit/New Orleans game without any warning, or can you not actually tell the difference between Matthew Stafford and The Neckbeard?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: TDubbs on September 13, 2009, 10:06:41 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

I picked them b/c I thought they'd score more points than the other team.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Internet Apex on September 13, 2009, 02:23:20 PM
Quote from: Poon on September 13, 2009, 07:51:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 11:19:38 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 07:40:15 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

IF Hines Ward doesn't fumble, they cover the spread. D'ur. They're the champs in they're home opener. There is no more solid lock on the board the rest of the year. Period.

Receivers fumble from time to time, Bironas rarely misses a chip shot like he did in that first quarter.  This weekend alone there are more solid locks.  New Orleans woopin on Detroit and Cincinnati taking down Denver are easy picks.

Cincy over Denver? Come on. Who knows what either of those teams are going to look like? And Matt Stafford's window licker will lick the windows of the non-believers.

Who knows?  The Poon knows.  Denver is going to be complete shit.  Hack offense that won't move the ball and Dawkins can't improve that wretched D by himself.  Go ahead and double cover Ocho Cinco.  That will leave Coles open way too often.  That game will be decided by more than a TD.  Matt Stafford will be crying in a little ball on the sidelines after he gives up two INT's in the first half alone.  Best part of that game will be picking which receiver scores the most TD's.  

6-0 Denver in the third. That's what you meant, right?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Internet Apex on September 13, 2009, 03:10:32 PM
Oooh. Brandon Stokely just threw down somebody's romeo on when he caught the tipped pass for a long TD. Was that yours Poon? It'd be a damn shame if you weren't to bless us with your SURVIVAL tactics for the next 16 weeks or so. You were dead on balls accurate with the NO pick though. I should have picked them and saved the Steelers. 
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on September 13, 2009, 07:25:43 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 13, 2009, 03:10:32 PM
Oooh. Brandon Stokely just threw down somebody's romeo on when he caught the tipped pass for a long TD. Was that yours Poon? It'd be a damn shame if you weren't to bless us with your SURVIVAL tactics for the next 16 weeks or so. You were dead on balls accurate with the NO pick though. I should have picked them and saved the Steelers. 

The Saints made Zombie Breast Milk into a survivor this week. March on, Dogfriends.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on September 13, 2009, 09:08:40 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 07:40:15 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

IF Hines Ward doesn't fumble, they cover the spread. D'ur. They're the champs in they're home opener. There is no more solid lock on the board the rest of the year. Period.

How many more opponents do the Lions have?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Internet Apex on September 13, 2009, 09:14:46 PM
The Lie-Downs scored some points today and look like a four-win team. In week one you know nothing about anybody and the defending champs in that Thursday Night affair are undefeated. I'm stiill alive, like Eddie Vedder. Suck my sweaty sack.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: flannj on September 13, 2009, 11:11:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 13, 2009, 09:14:46 PM
The Lie-Downs scored some points today and look like a four-win team. In After week one you know nothing about anybody and the defending champs in that Thursday Night affair are undefeated. I'm stiill alive, like Eddie Vedder. Suck my sweaty sack.
Still holds true'd
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: *In a Nutsack on September 14, 2009, 07:42:23 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 13, 2009, 09:14:46 PM
The Lie-Downs scored some points today and look like a four-win team. In week one you know nothing about anybody and the defending champs in that Thursday Night affair are undefeated. I'm stiill alive, like Eddie Vedder. Suck my sweaty sack.

Thanks to Reggie Bush's two fumbles, that jagoff.  I hate that guy.  Oh, and Mike Bell's lost fumble, which was returned for a TD.  But, whatev.  He was like war hero awesome in that game yesterday.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Internet Apex on September 14, 2009, 08:20:19 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on September 14, 2009, 07:42:23 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 13, 2009, 09:14:46 PM
The Lie-Downs scored some points today and look like a four-win team. In week one you know nothing about anybody and the defending champs in that Thursday Night affair are undefeated. I'm stiill alive, like Eddie Vedder. Suck my sweaty sack.

Thanks to Reggie Bush's two fumbles, that jagoff.  I hate that guy.  Oh, and Mike Bell's lost fumble, which was returned for a TD.  But, whatev.  He was like war guitar hero awesome in that game yesterday.

Lions, dude'd.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 14, 2009, 09:36:10 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 14, 2009, 08:20:19 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on September 14, 2009, 07:42:23 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 13, 2009, 09:14:46 PM
The Lie-Downs scored some points today and look like a four-win team. In week one you know nothing about anybody and the defending champs in that Thursday Night affair are undefeated. I'm stiill alive, like Eddie Vedder. Suck my sweaty sack.

Thanks to Reggie Bush's two fumbles, that jagoff.  I hate that guy.  Oh, and Mike Bell's lost fumble, which was returned for a TD.  But, whatev.  He was like war guitar hero awesome in that game yesterday.

Lions, dude'd.

(http://www.truthfromfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/southpark-guitar-hero.jpg)
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: PenFoe on September 14, 2009, 11:09:23 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 13, 2009, 07:51:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 11:19:38 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 07:40:15 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

IF Hines Ward doesn't fumble, they cover the spread. D'ur. They're the champs in they're home opener. There is no more solid lock on the board the rest of the year. Period.

Receivers fumble from time to time, Bironas rarely misses a chip shot like he did in that first quarter.  This weekend alone there are more solid locks.  New Orleans woopin on Detroit and Cincinnati taking down Denver are easy picks.

Cincy over Denver? Come on. Who knows what either of those teams are going to look like? And Matt Stafford's window licker will lick the windows of the non-believers.

Who knows?  The Poon knows.  Denver is going to be complete shit.  Hack offense that won't move the ball and Dawkins can't improve that wretched D by himself.  Go ahead and double cover Ocho Cinco.  That will leave Coles open way too often.  That game will be decided by more than a TD.  Matt Stafford will be crying in a little ball on the sidelines after he gives up two INT's in the first half alone.  Best part of that game will be picking which receiver scores the most TD's. 

You're not smart.

Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on September 25, 2009, 05:08:14 PM
That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on September 25, 2009, 05:50:05 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 25, 2009, 05:08:14 PM
That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

I fully agree with your choice.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on September 25, 2009, 10:14:17 PM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 05:50:05 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 25, 2009, 05:08:14 PM
That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

I fully agree with your choice.

They gotta win some time, and I'll be god damned if it's against The Beloved next week.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Poon on September 26, 2009, 09:30:41 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 14, 2009, 11:09:23 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 13, 2009, 07:51:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 11:19:38 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 12, 2009, 07:40:15 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 12, 2009, 07:32:13 AM
I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

IF Hines Ward doesn't fumble, they cover the spread. D'ur. They're the champs in they're home opener. There is no more solid lock on the board the rest of the year. Period.

Receivers fumble from time to time, Bironas rarely misses a chip shot like he did in that first quarter.  This weekend alone there are more solid locks.  New Orleans woopin on Detroit and Cincinnati taking down Denver are easy picks.

Cincy over Denver? Come on. Who knows what either of those teams are going to look like? And Matt Stafford's window licker will lick the windows of the non-believers.

Who knows?  The Poon knows.  Denver is going to be complete shit.  Hack offense that won't move the ball and Dawkins can't improve that wretched D by himself.  Go ahead and double cover Ocho Cinco.  That will leave Coles open way too often.  That game will be decided by more than a TD.  Matt Stafford will be crying in a little ball on the sidelines after he gives up two INT's in the first half alone.  Best part of that game will be picking which receiver scores the most TD's. 

You're not smart.



I still can't believe Denver is 2-0.

Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 26, 2009, 10:58:42 AM
Quote from: MAD on September 25, 2009, 10:14:17 PM
They gotta win some time, and I'll be god damned if it's against The Beloved next week.

This logic is almost as solid  as your FEELING that the red-hot Phillies had a beatdown coming at the hands of the Cubs earlier this season.

The Red Devils are 6 to 6.5 point favorites on the road, no? (Yeah... I triple-checked this.) And, given 17 weeks in the pool, you never have to pick Detroit if you don't want to.

Sure, it's a fun pick if you win. But you'll look like a PANK making an unforced error if you lose.

Having said that, I'll probably get knocked out this week after the smart money loses in an upset. Because, if the NFL is good for nothing else, it's good for making anyone who ventures to predict what will happen look like an asshole retard.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on September 26, 2009, 11:00:35 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 26, 2009, 10:58:42 AM
Sure, it's a fun pick if you win. But you'll look like a PANK making an unforced error if you lose.

This ain't for money, dude.  Lighten the hell up.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 26, 2009, 11:23:57 AM
Quote from: MAD on September 26, 2009, 11:00:35 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 26, 2009, 10:58:42 AM
Sure, it's a fun pick if you win. But you'll look like a PANK making an unforced error if you lose.

This ain't for money, dude.  Lighten the hell up.

You'll be singing a different tune when Obama declares internet reputation points legal tender later this year.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: CT III on September 26, 2009, 03:52:10 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 26, 2009, 11:00:35 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 26, 2009, 10:58:42 AM
Sure, it's a fun pick if you win. But you'll look like a PANK making an unforced error if you lose.

This ain't for money, dude.  Lighten the hell up.

THE HUEBITER DEMANDS THAT YOU LIGHTEN UP!
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Gil Gunderson on September 27, 2009, 04:17:24 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 25, 2009, 05:08:14 PM
That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

Prescient. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20090927008)
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on September 27, 2009, 04:24:57 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 27, 2009, 04:17:24 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 25, 2009, 05:08:14 PM
That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

Prescient. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20090927008)

He's a survivor. He's not gon' give up. He's gon' work harder. Something else about survivin'.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 27, 2009, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 27, 2009, 04:24:57 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 27, 2009, 04:17:24 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 25, 2009, 05:08:14 PM
That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

Prescient. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20090927008)

He's a survivor. He's not gon' give up. He's gon' work harder. Something else about survivin'.

I'm just thankful the Browns didn't decide to show up today, too.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on September 27, 2009, 05:27:00 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 27, 2009, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 27, 2009, 04:24:57 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 27, 2009, 04:17:24 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 25, 2009, 05:08:14 PM
That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

Prescient. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20090927008)

He's a survivor. He's not gon' give up. He's gon' work harder. Something else about survivin'.

I'm just thankful the Browns didn't decide to show up today, too.

The Browns this year might be as bad as Detroit 2008. Egads.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 04, 2009, 03:48:22 PM
If I get knocked out on a tie, I'm gonna be pissed.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 04, 2009, 04:00:26 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 04, 2009, 03:48:22 PM
If I get knocked out on a tie, I'm gonna be pissed.

Still alive.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Gil Gunderson on October 04, 2009, 04:47:19 PM
I too took a risk this week with the 49ers.  Let's see how that pans out.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on October 04, 2009, 06:26:39 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 04, 2009, 04:47:19 PM
I too took a risk this week with the 49ers.  Let's see how that pans out.

I took them thinking there was nothing risky about it.  St. Louis is horribad.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 04, 2009, 06:31:52 PM
Looks like the only elimination this week was IAN, who came up short on the always risky "Bye" selection.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: *In a Nutsack on October 05, 2009, 08:47:11 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 04, 2009, 06:31:52 PM
Looks like the only elimination this week was IAN, who came up short on the always risky "Bye" selection.

I completely forgot about it.  You guys are lucky I'm an idiot.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Gil Gunderson on October 05, 2009, 11:00:46 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on October 05, 2009, 08:47:11 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 04, 2009, 06:31:52 PM
Looks like the only elimination this week was IAN, who came up short on the always risky "Bye" selection.

I completely forgot about it.  You guys are lucky I'm an idiot.

Didn't you get a warning email from Yahoo?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on October 05, 2009, 11:06:34 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 04, 2009, 03:48:22 PM
If I get knocked out on a tie, I'm gonna be pissed.

You know you didn't have to pick the Bengals.  There were 28 teams from which to choose for only 14 weeks.

/pedantithrill
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: *In a Nutsack on October 05, 2009, 12:04:23 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 05, 2009, 11:00:46 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on October 05, 2009, 08:47:11 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 04, 2009, 06:31:52 PM
Looks like the only elimination this week was IAN, who came up short on the always risky "Bye" selection.

I completely forgot about it.  You guys are lucky I'm an idiot.

Didn't you get a warning email from Yahoo?

I'm sure I did, but I never check that address.  My work address is useless since I can't access the Yahoo! fantasy stuff here.  At least I could do it on my phone, though.  Oh, well.  I don't really care that much.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 18, 2009, 07:13:55 PM
Two huge upsets today make for nut punches to half the remaining field.

I'm not sure which would hurt more, being one of the 8 poor saps to lose picking against the Raiders or one of the 2 to lose picking against Jauron.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on October 19, 2009, 12:02:36 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 18, 2009, 07:13:55 PM
Two huge upsets today make for nut punches to half the remaining field.

I'm not sure which would hurt more, being one of the 8 poor saps to lose picking against the Raiders or one of the 2 to lose picking against Jauron.

To hell with what I said about the ledge-jumping buttsleds in the BearsCast...

I hope Mark Sanchez and Buddy Ryan's retarded kid choke to death for actually preventing the Flying Jaurons of Buffalo from tripping over their own ottoman.  If Fork didn't talk so damn much I mighta remembered his 1,000+ putdowns on the fucking Jets and put it to use.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 19, 2009, 12:17:51 AM
Is Huey drunk or just superfurious?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on October 19, 2009, 12:21:05 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 19, 2009, 12:17:51 AM
Is Huey drunk or just superfurious?

Yes.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Andy on October 19, 2009, 11:57:30 PM
All day yesterday I thought I picked the Eagles to beat the Raiders and thought I was done.
Apparently I took the Steelers over Cleveland.

Who knew?

Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Gil Gunderson on October 20, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
And then there were 10...
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on October 20, 2009, 07:34:52 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 20, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
And then there were 10...

I still want to eye-poke Rex Ryan.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Internet Apex on October 20, 2009, 08:10:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 07:34:52 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 20, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
And then there were 10...

I still want to eye-poke Rex Ryan.

ghey
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: MAD on October 20, 2009, 10:02:31 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 20, 2009, 08:10:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 07:34:52 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 20, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
And then there were 10...

I still want to eye-poke Rex Ryan.

ghey

Skullfuck?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Internet Apex on October 20, 2009, 10:03:21 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 10:02:31 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 20, 2009, 08:10:55 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 07:34:52 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 20, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
And then there were 10...

I still want to eye-poke Rex Ryan.

ghey

Skullfuck?

Yuck.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Tony on October 20, 2009, 10:21:16 AM
Quote from: Andy on October 19, 2009, 11:57:30 PM
All day yesterday I thought I picked the Eagles to beat the Raiders and thought I was done.
Apparently I took the Steelers over Cleveland.

Who knew?



I thought I took the Steelers, but I took the Eagles. The only fair thing is to switch accounts so I can keep playing.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 22, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
I'm beginning to realize that the insidious thing about a survivor pool is that, by the time someone actually wins it, no one else is even paying attention, let alone caring.

At any rate, after Apex's playoff-bound Bengals fell to the mighty Raiders in the final seconds today, the pool's down to me, Dolan and two other guys who may or may not be Desipiots.

(Colin and TEvans, if you're here, identify yourselves.)
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Shooter on November 23, 2009, 02:17:19 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 22, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
I'm beginning to realize that the insidious thing about a survivor pool is that, by the time someone actually wins it, no one else is even paying attention, let alone caring.

At any rate, after Apex's playoff-bound Bengals fell to the mighty Raiders in the final seconds today, the pool's down to me, Dolan and two other guys who may or may not be Desipiots.

(Colin and TEvans, if you're here, identify yourselves.)

Shooter, still alive (unlike my namesake). Cowboys made it interesting this week.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Andy on November 23, 2009, 02:54:25 PM
The Raiders have had a profound effect on this league.  They took out a bunch of guys when they beat the Eagles a few weeks ago and three more yesterday.

If I had to have bet my life on a game yesterday it was that the Fighting Belichicks would hammer the Jets.  And there they were, up two TDs and throwing bombs into the end zone at the end of the game.  It's good to harness evil.

Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: PenPho on August 06, 2010, 06:07:57 PM
Bump for 2010.

Anyone who was in last year should have gotten an email (to last year's email address).

But for all:

League ID: 4527
Password: beer

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Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Bonk on August 06, 2010, 10:47:51 PM
Oh, I thought this thread had something to do with Jimmie Johnson.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Internet Apex on August 07, 2010, 12:10:00 AM
Quote from: Bonk on August 06, 2010, 10:47:51 PM
Oh, I thought this thread had something to do with Jimmie Johnson.

The dead one or the ghey one?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: flannj on August 07, 2010, 01:18:16 AM
GARY FENCIK'S PINK IZOD WILL DRINK THE BLOOD OF something, something... AHHHH PRIDE OF BARRINGTON.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Oleg on August 07, 2010, 07:29:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 07, 2010, 12:10:00 AM
Quote from: Bonk on August 06, 2010, 10:47:51 PM
Oh, I thought this thread had something to do with Jimmie Johnson.

The dead one or the ghey one?

Wait, which one is which?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Bonk on August 07, 2010, 02:20:45 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 07, 2010, 07:29:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 07, 2010, 12:10:00 AM
Quote from: Bonk on August 06, 2010, 10:47:51 PM
Oh, I thought this thread had something to do with Jimmie Johnson.

The dead one or the ghey one?

Wait, which one is which?

Isn't anyone with the name "Jimmie Johnson" automatically gay? Also, is his middle name Peter or Richard?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 13, 2010, 09:24:25 AM
Nice pick, SKO. (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/group/4527/2)
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on September 13, 2010, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 13, 2010, 09:24:25 AM
Nice pick, SKO. (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/group/4527/2)

I don't know who I took and this shit is all blocked at work. Fuck.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Yeti on September 13, 2010, 09:31:17 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 13, 2010, 09:24:25 AM
Nice pick, SKO. (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/group/4527/2)

Yea, I fucked that up, too. Fuck me. If I would have used the "16" I played in my confidence pool, I would have been eliminated anyhow (Indy).
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Yeti on September 13, 2010, 09:32:08 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 13, 2010, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 13, 2010, 09:24:25 AM
Nice pick, SKO. (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/group/4527/2)

I don't know who I took and this shit is all blocked at work. Fuck.

You were among the 4 that didn't pick.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on September 13, 2010, 09:34:37 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 13, 2010, 09:32:08 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 13, 2010, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 13, 2010, 09:24:25 AM
Nice pick, SKO. (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/group/4527/2)

I don't know who I took and this shit is all blocked at work. Fuck.

You were among the 4 that didn't pick.

Awesome start. Does that disqualify me?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Yeti on September 13, 2010, 09:35:36 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 13, 2010, 09:34:37 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 13, 2010, 09:32:08 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 13, 2010, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 13, 2010, 09:24:25 AM
Nice pick, SKO. (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/group/4527/2)

I don't know who I took and this shit is all blocked at work. Fuck.

You were among the 4 that didn't pick.

Awesome start. Does that disqualify me?

Indeed.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on September 13, 2010, 09:36:48 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 13, 2010, 09:35:36 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 13, 2010, 09:34:37 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 13, 2010, 09:32:08 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 13, 2010, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 13, 2010, 09:24:25 AM
Nice pick, SKO. (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/group/4527/2)

I don't know who I took and this shit is all blocked at work. Fuck.

You were among the 4 that didn't pick.

Awesome start. Does that disqualify me?

Indeed.

On to better things, then.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 13, 2010, 09:47:04 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 13, 2010, 09:36:48 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 13, 2010, 09:35:36 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 13, 2010, 09:34:37 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 13, 2010, 09:32:08 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 13, 2010, 09:30:58 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 13, 2010, 09:24:25 AM
Nice pick, SKO. (http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/group/4527/2)

I don't know who I took and this shit is all blocked at work. Fuck.

You were among the 4 that didn't pick.

Awesome start. Does that disqualify me?

Indeed.

On to better things, then.

Probably preferable to what I did last season.

That is, making it to week 15 or so before forgetting to submit a pick in time.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 11, 2010, 09:46:39 AM
Bumped to remind Thrill that his self-righteous asshurtedenss was absent last week over JD's pick of ST. LOUIS (over a 2-1 Seattke team)  as well as DETROIT'S pick this week.

Where's the outrage, Arbiter of Reasoned Survivors Picks?  Where?!?!
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Yeti on October 11, 2010, 09:50:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 09:46:39 AM
Bumped to remind Thrill that his self-righteous asshurtedenss was absent last week over JD's pick of ST. LOUIS (over a 2-1 Seattke team)  as well as DETROIT'S pick this week.

Where's the outrage, Arbiter of Reasoned Survivors Picks?  Where?!?!

Jeebus you're still asshurt for him criticizing you last year. I doubt Thrill is that well-endowed... Ah, I know it now. Did you think it was love?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2010, 09:54:53 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 09:46:39 AM
Bumped to remind Thrill that his self-righteous asshurtedenss was absent last week over JD's pick of ST. LOUIS (over a 2-1 Seattke team)  as well as DETROIT'S pick this week.

Where's the outrage, Arbiter of Reasoned Survivors Picks?  Where?!?!

Meh. I stopped paying attention myself after getting burned by Jacksonville last week. (Even if I'd survived that upset, I'd have only lived to get burned by the Raiders this week. The 2010 NFL is a harsh mistress.)

At least I went down with integrity, though, rather than flipping coins week after week until finally coming up tails on the fucking Seahawks.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 11, 2010, 10:00:48 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 11, 2010, 09:54:53 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 11, 2010, 09:46:39 AM
Bumped to remind Thrill that his self-righteous asshurtedenss was absent last week over JD's pick of ST. LOUIS (over a 2-1 Seattke team)  as well as DETROIT'S pick this week.

Where's the outrage, Arbiter of Reasoned Survivors Picks?  Where?!?!

Meh. I stopped paying attention myself after getting burned by Jacksonville last week. (Even if I'd survived that upset, I'd have only lived to get burned by the Raiders this week. The 2010 NFL is a harsh mistress.)

At least I went down with integrity, though, rather than flipping coins week after week until finally coming up tails on the fucking Seahawks.

Wait a second.  I'm dumb because I put 7 points on Buffalo to beat the same Jacksonville team that you targeted, 1 week earlier, as the most "sure-loss" team, excepting no more than four teams that you may had already have picked in the prior weeks?  Do I have that right?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
Why come no one can take a ribbing and just move on?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Internet Apex on October 11, 2010, 10:07:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
Why come no one can take a ribbing and just move on?

New here?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: R-V on October 11, 2010, 10:17:44 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
Why come no one can take a ribbing and just move on?

Imagine if Doc was still here. He'd have half the board running for the internet hills with butthurtfeelingsness.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: morpheus on October 11, 2010, 10:21:27 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
Why come no one can take a ribbing and just move on?

Ribbing?  LEAVE KERM OUT OF THIS!
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:36:07 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 11, 2010, 10:17:44 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
Why come no one can take a ribbing and just move on?

Imagine if Doc was still here. He'd have half the board running for the internet hills with butthurtfeelingsness.

He really only takes aim at me. Which is fine - I deserve it.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Oleg on October 11, 2010, 10:53:20 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:36:07 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 11, 2010, 10:17:44 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
Why come no one can take a ribbing and just move on?

Imagine if Doc was still here. He'd have half the board running for the internet hills with butthurtfeelingsness.

He really only takes aim at me. Which is fine - I deserve it.

The Doc-Slaky duals were some of the best soemthing something (are we still doing this).
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:54:22 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 11, 2010, 10:53:20 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:36:07 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 11, 2010, 10:17:44 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
Why come no one can take a ribbing and just move on?

Imagine if Doc was still here. He'd have half the board running for the internet hills with butthurtfeelingsness.

He really only takes aim at me. Which is fine - I deserve it.

The Doc-Slaky duals were some of the best soemthing something (are we still doing this).

Were they really duels though? I was getting laid to waste and never had a comeback. I still don't and I won't when he returns.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Oleg on October 11, 2010, 10:58:51 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:54:22 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 11, 2010, 10:53:20 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:36:07 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 11, 2010, 10:17:44 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
Why come no one can take a ribbing and just move on?

Imagine if Doc was still here. He'd have half the board running for the internet hills with butthurtfeelingsness.

He really only takes aim at me. Which is fine - I deserve it.

The Doc-Slaky duals were some of the best soemthing something (are we still doing this).

Were they really duels though? I was getting laid to waste and never had a comeback. I still don't and I won't when he returns.

Meh.  Quick post, zero thoguht put into it.  It's the beauty of the 'something something' meme.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Bort on October 11, 2010, 12:46:30 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 11, 2010, 10:58:51 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:54:22 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 11, 2010, 10:53:20 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:36:07 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 11, 2010, 10:17:44 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
Why come no one can take a ribbing and just move on?

Imagine if Doc was still here. He'd have half the board running for the internet hills with butthurtfeelingsness.

He really only takes aim at me. Which is fine - I deserve it.

The Doc-Slaky duals were some of the best soemthing something (are we still doing this).

Were they really duels though? I was getting laid to waste and never had a comeback. I still don't and I won't when he returns.

Meh.  Quick post, zero thoguht put into it.  It's the beauty of the 'something something' meme.

Oleg something zero thought something something....
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: PenPho on December 14, 2010, 05:39:53 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 11, 2010, 12:46:30 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 11, 2010, 10:58:51 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:54:22 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 11, 2010, 10:53:20 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:36:07 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 11, 2010, 10:17:44 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
Why come no one can take a ribbing and just move on?

Imagine if Doc was still here. He'd have half the board running for the internet hills with butthurtfeelingsness.

He really only takes aim at me. Which is fine - I deserve it.

The Doc-Slaky duals were some of the best soemthing something (are we still doing this).

Were they really duels though? I was getting laid to waste and never had a comeback. I still don't and I won't when he returns.

Meh.  Quick post, zero thoguht put into it.  It's the beauty of the 'something something' meme.

Oleg something zero thought something something....

Bump for Oleg something something won the Survivor Pool something.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Oleg on December 14, 2010, 06:02:44 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 14, 2010, 05:39:53 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 11, 2010, 12:46:30 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 11, 2010, 10:58:51 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:54:22 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 11, 2010, 10:53:20 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:36:07 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 11, 2010, 10:17:44 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
Why come no one can take a ribbing and just move on?

Imagine if Doc was still here. He'd have half the board running for the internet hills with butthurtfeelingsness.

He really only takes aim at me. Which is fine - I deserve it.

The Doc-Slaky duals were some of the best soemthing something (are we still doing this).

Were they really duels though? I was getting laid to waste and never had a comeback. I still don't and I won't when he returns.

Meh.  Quick post, zero thoguht put into it.  It's the beauty of the 'something something' meme.

Oleg something zero thought something something....

Bump for Oleg something something won the Survivor Pool something.

Most something something since I put my something something into the something something.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: CBStew on December 14, 2010, 06:23:21 PM
...hat in the ring?
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Oleg on December 14, 2010, 10:38:26 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2010, 06:23:21 PM
...hat in the ring?

I wish it was that simple.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: Tony on December 15, 2010, 02:58:27 PM
Goddamn Rico Mirerez.
Title: Re: Survivor Football
Post by: SKO on December 15, 2010, 03:43:16 PM
Quote from: Tony on December 15, 2010, 02:58:27 PM
Goddamn Rico Mirerez.

IT'S CATCHING ON!