Pass.
Julie Bowen's good, as is Ed O'Neill. And Sofia Vergara is clearly hot.
Other than that, it's a big pile of meh.
It's like an Arrested Development knockoff meets an Office* knockoff... except with heart, and "relatable" characters.
So it's like that Sons and Daughters show all over again ("Arrested Development for nice people" (http://www.tabletmag.com/arts-and-culture/1283/underdeveloped/)), but with interview segments and without necessarily being quite as blatant an AD ripoff in so many ways**.
*Apparently Ty Burrell got the memo on the Office similarities, as he's playing his character (Phil, the "cool dad") as more or less Michael Scott: Family Man.
**Hurwitz and friends often rip into S&D on the AD commentary tracks. The one specific bit I actually remember from this show involved the main character's goofball brother-in-law (whose sexless marriage is only slightly less awkward than his attempts at a midlife acting career) worrying about whether an x-ray machine will be able to see through the denim shorts it's implied he must have on under his clothes. Seriously.
I kind of liked Sons and Daughters.
And, yeah, Bowen, Dutch, and Sofia Vergara are the best things about this show.
So, I'll probably watch it when I remember it's on.
I didn't see the pilot, but I thought the episode last night was pretty fantastic. I can definitely see the AD/Office similarities, but I'm fine with that since AD is off the air and The Office sucks. And Krista Allen was hot as shit in this.
"The only thing his dad and Superman have in common is they both landed in this country illegally."
and
"We're all blowing bubbles."
"Oh, how nice for........the babies."
Now I know I was right.
The new neighbor chick had some huge knockers. Other than that the show was forgettable.
Quote from: Tony on October 01, 2009, 11:29:56 AM
The new neighbor chick had some huge knockers. Other than that the show was forgettable.
Shut up Weebs, you're mentally retarded.
DPD.
This show is good. And funny. Thrill pulled a Weebs on this one.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
DPD.
This show is good. And funny. Thrill pulled a Weebs on this one.
I fully enjoy this show. Although I wish Phil would tone down his Michael Scott impression a bit.
Quote from: Weebs on October 29, 2009, 08:05:46 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
DPD.
This show is good. And funny. Thrill pulled a Weebs on this one.
I fully enjoy this show. Although I wish Phil would tone down his Michael Scott impression a bit.
Your failure continues. Phil is the best part of the show.
Quote from: R-V on October 29, 2009, 08:43:16 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 29, 2009, 08:05:46 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
DPD.
This show is good. And funny. Thrill pulled a Weebs on this one.
I fully enjoy this show. Although I wish Phil would tone down his Michael Scott impression a bit.
Your failure continues. Phil is the best part of the show.
RV is righter than a Weebs machine put together wrongly by a right handed person.
The Colombian kid looks like Carlos Zambrano.
Quote from: Fork on October 30, 2009, 01:04:34 PM
The Colombian kid looks like Carlos Zambrano.
I want to buttsecks the Spanish chick.
I watched a couple episodes. Meh.
Quote from: JD on November 10, 2009, 03:21:02 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 10, 2009, 03:00:14 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 30, 2009, 01:04:34 PM
The Colombian kid looks like Carlos Zambrano.
I want to buttsecks the Spanish chick.
Why would you do that?
IAN is apparently a fan of the butt.
This is maybe the fifth woman he's said this about in the past week or so.
Quote from: Slack-E on November 10, 2009, 04:02:47 PM
I watched a couple episodes. Meh.
I caught another episode a couple weeks ago and my initial impressions stand, adding this: the gay dudes are hands down the worst thing about this show.
They are comedy AIDS.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 10, 2009, 04:21:54 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 10, 2009, 04:02:47 PM
I watched a couple episodes. Meh.
I caught another episode a couple weeks ago and my initial impressions stand, adding this: the gay dudes are hands down the worst thing about this show.
They are comedy AIDS.
I think they're probably the best part of the show next to Ed O'Neil. I guess I'm just proving Thrill right again.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 10, 2009, 04:21:54 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 10, 2009, 04:02:47 PM
I watched a couple episodes. Meh.
I caught another episode a couple weeks ago and my initial impressions stand, adding this: the gay dudes are hands down the worst thing about this show.
They are comedy AIDS.
The one I saw had them shopping at Costco. The power bottom hates Costco. Then, wait for it, he ends up
loving Costco!
How zany.
Quote from: Slack-E on November 10, 2009, 05:29:58 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 10, 2009, 04:21:54 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 10, 2009, 04:02:47 PM
I watched a couple episodes. Meh.
I caught another episode a couple weeks ago and my initial impressions stand, adding this: the gay dudes are hands down the worst thing about this show.
They are comedy AIDS.
The one I saw had them shopping at Costco. The power bottom hates Costco. Then, wait for it, he ends up loving Costco!
How zany.
That's the one I saw. Actually I was flipping back and forth from this show and some other crap. But I also saw ANOTHER episode. I like Dutch and I like the two mature women.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
DPD.
This show is good. And funny. Thrill pulled a Weebs on this one.
THIS.
Watched a couple episodes last night (the "thread the needle with the airplane" one and the Shelly Long squares off vs. the hot muchacha one).
Thrill's defiant insolence aside, it's a funny show. Will watch again. If I remember to.
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 08:49:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
DPD.
This show is good. And funny. Thrill pulled a Weebs on this one.
THIS.
Watched a couple episodes last night (the "thread the needle with the airplane" one and the Shelly Long squares off vs. the hot muchacha one).
Thrill's defiant insolence aside, it's a funny show. Will watch again. If I remember to.
You won't. It's that forgettable. But you won't hate yourself for missing. It's not life-affirming or anything.
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 08:49:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
DPD.
This show is good. And funny. Thrill pulled a Weebs on this one.
THIS.
Watched a couple episodes last night (the "thread the needle with the airplane" one and the Shelly Long squares off vs. the hot muchacha one).
Thrill's defiant insolence aside, it's a funny show. Will watch again. If I remember to.
Wow... Weebs, TDubbs
and Huey like it?
We're just an IAN and a Yeti away from this being declared the Great American Sitcom.
[waits for high-five from Slaky]
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 11, 2009, 10:38:05 AM
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 08:49:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
DPD.
This show is good. And funny. Thrill pulled a Weebs on this one.
THIS.
Watched a couple episodes last night (the "thread the needle with the airplane" one and the Shelly Long squares off vs. the hot muchacha one).
Thrill's defiant insolence aside, it's a funny show. Will watch again. If I remember to.
Wow... Weebs, TDubbs and Huey like it?
We're just an IAN and a Yeti away from this being declared the Great American Sitcom.
[waits for high-five from Slaky]
I only have seen one episode; the one where the Zambrano, Jr. kid fences the little Jap kid with a terminal illness or something and the gay brother and the sister do the retarded ice skating routine in the parking lot. Other than the chick from Ed and that extremely hot Messican broad, I was thoroughly "meh"-ed to death.
Al Bundy is a fatass.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 11, 2009, 10:48:10 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 11, 2009, 10:38:05 AM
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 08:49:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
DPD.
This show is good. And funny. Thrill pulled a Weebs on this one.
THIS.
Watched a couple episodes last night (the "thread the needle with the airplane" one and the Shelly Long squares off vs. the hot muchacha one).
Thrill's defiant insolence aside, it's a funny show. Will watch again. If I remember to.
Wow... Weebs, TDubbs and Huey like it?
We're just an IAN and a Yeti away from this being declared the Great American Sitcom.
[waits for high-five from Slaky]
I only have seen one episode; the one where the Zambrano, Jr. kid fences the little Jap kid with a terminal illness or something and the gay brother and the sister do the retarded ice skating routine in the parking lot. Other than the chick from Ed and that extremely hot Messican broad, I was thoroughly "meh"-ed to death.
Al Bundy is a fatass.
So what's that make the score now, Thrilldouche??
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 11, 2009, 10:38:05 AM
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 08:49:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
DPD.
This show is good. And funny. Thrill pulled a Weebs on this one.
THIS.
Watched a couple episodes last night (the "thread the needle with the airplane" one and the Shelly Long squares off vs. the hot muchacha one).
Thrill's defiant insolence aside, it's a funny show. Will watch again. If I remember to.
Wow... Weebs, TDubbs and Huey like it?
We're just an IAN and a Yeti away from this being declared the Great American Sitcom.
[waits for high-five from Slaky]
*
slaps hands way up high*
BOOM!
This show is fine. It's obviously nowhere near as good as the Office or 30 Rock or Arrested Development, but that doesn't mean it can't be an amusing half hour of television. The voiceovers at the end with the message of the week are lame, and a couple of the episodes have been clunkers, but its usually funny and its got Ed O' Neill and Phil the Inept Dad and Sofia's wobbly mammaries.
Quote from: R-V on November 11, 2009, 11:11:05 AM
This show is fine. It's obviously nowhere near as good as the Office or 30 Rock or Arrested Development, but that doesn't mean it can't be an amusing half hour of television. The voiceovers at the end with the message of the week are lame, and a couple of the episodes have been clunkers, but its usually funny and its got Ed O' Neill and Phil the Inept Dad and Sofia's wobbly mammaries.
RV's right. You won't hate yourself if you miss it and you won't hate yourself if you watch it. It's Wings.
Quote from: JD on November 11, 2009, 11:26:25 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 11, 2009, 11:11:05 AM
This show is fine. It's obviously nowhere near as good as the Office or 30 Rock or Arrested Development, but that doesn't mean it can't be an amusing half hour of television. The voiceovers at the end with the message of the week are lame, and a couple of the episodes have been clunkers, but its usually funny and its got Ed O' Neill and Phil the Inept Dad and Sofia's wobbly mammaries.
RV's right. You won't hate yourself if you miss it and you won't hate yourself if you watch it. It's Wings.
I've watched Wings and hated myself for doing so.
I'd say it's more Night Court.
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 11:32:35 AM
Quote from: JD on November 11, 2009, 11:26:25 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 11, 2009, 11:11:05 AM
This show is fine. It's obviously nowhere near as good as the Office or 30 Rock or Arrested Development, but that doesn't mean it can't be an amusing half hour of television. The voiceovers at the end with the message of the week are lame, and a couple of the episodes have been clunkers, but its usually funny and its got Ed O' Neill and Phil the Inept Dad and Sofia's wobbly mammaries.
RV's right. You won't hate yourself if you miss it and you won't hate yourself if you watch it. It's Wings.
I've watched Wings and hated myself for doing so.
I'd say it's more Night Court.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Wings. Don't be so dramatic. I will burn this messageboard down, Huey.
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 11:32:35 AM
Quote from: JD on November 11, 2009, 11:26:25 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 11, 2009, 11:11:05 AM
This show is fine. It's obviously nowhere near as good as the Office or 30 Rock or Arrested Development, but that doesn't mean it can't be an amusing half hour of television. The voiceovers at the end with the message of the week are lame, and a couple of the episodes have been clunkers, but its usually funny and its got Ed O' Neill and Phil the Inept Dad and Sofia's wobbly mammaries.
RV's right. You won't hate yourself if you miss it and you won't hate yourself if you watch it. It's Wings.
I've watched Wings and hated myself for doing so.
I'd say it's more Night Court.
Now I just want to watch some Night Court.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjiWblC_iG8
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 11, 2009, 10:38:05 AM
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 08:49:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
DPD.
This show is good. And funny. Thrill pulled a Weebs on this one.
THIS.
Watched a couple episodes last night (the "thread the needle with the airplane" one and the Shelly Long squares off vs. the hot muchacha one).
Thrill's defiant insolence aside, it's a funny show. Will watch again. If I remember to.
Wow... Weebs, TDubbs and Huey like it?
We're just an IAN and a Yeti away from this being declared the Great American Sitcom.
[waits for high-five from Slaky]
I don't have it in my TiVo..... YET
I like this show. I would probably regret not seeing it. I even like the gay dudes. Not figuratively, though. Just the gay guys who play them.
Quote from: JD on November 11, 2009, 11:40:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 11:32:35 AM
Quote from: JD on November 11, 2009, 11:26:25 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 11, 2009, 11:11:05 AM
This show is fine. It's obviously nowhere near as good as the Office or 30 Rock or Arrested Development, but that doesn't mean it can't be an amusing half hour of television. The voiceovers at the end with the message of the week are lame, and a couple of the episodes have been clunkers, but its usually funny and its got Ed O' Neill and Phil the Inept Dad and Sofia's wobbly mammaries.
RV's right. You won't hate yourself if you miss it and you won't hate yourself if you watch it. It's Wings.
I've watched Wings and hated myself for doing so.
I'd say it's more Night Court.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Wings. Don't be so dramatic. I will burn this messageboard down, Huey.
Eh. We could probably use a fresh start sround here anyway. Burn away, Jonny Dave.
If we're besmirching the good name of judge Harry I don't want any part of it.
Viva Night Court!
Quote from: Slack-E on November 11, 2009, 01:34:58 PM
If we're besmirching the good name of judge Harry I don't want any part of it.
Viva Night Court!
The only good thing about Night Court was John Larroquette.
And Markie Post's cans.
Everything else about that show was as funny as blood in one's urine.
Quote from: Slack-E on November 11, 2009, 01:34:58 PM
If we're besmirching the good name of judge Harry I don't want any part of it.
Viva Night Court!
Bow bada-buna... Bow-da-bah-ba!
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 01:38:56 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 11, 2009, 01:34:58 PM
If we're besmirching the good name of judge Harry I don't want any part of it.
Viva Night Court!
The only good thing about Night Court was John Larroquette.
And Markie Post's cans.
Everything else about that show was as funny as blood in one's urine.
And yet you just compared it to Modern Family. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7027.msg197215#msg197215)
Which you previously suggested you think is both good
and funny. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7027.msg197167#msg197167)
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 11, 2009, 01:42:43 PM
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 01:38:56 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 11, 2009, 01:34:58 PM
If we're besmirching the good name of judge Harry I don't want any part of it.
Viva Night Court!
The only good thing about Night Court was John Larroquette.
And Markie Post's cans.
Everything else about that show was as funny as blood in one's urine.
And yet you just compared it to Modern Family. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7027.msg197215#msg197215)
Which you previously suggested you think is both good and funny. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7027.msg197167#msg197167)
OK, so you and Huey have some bad blood, but it's bigger than that. My boy Mike, is going through some really tough times. They're trying to make him wear a coat that's different than his other coat.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 11, 2009, 01:42:43 PM
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 01:38:56 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 11, 2009, 01:34:58 PM
If we're besmirching the good name of judge Harry I don't want any part of it.
Viva Night Court!
The only good thing about Night Court was John Larroquette.
And Markie Post's cans.
Everything else about that show was as funny as blood in one's urine.
And yet you just compared it to Modern Family. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7027.msg197215#msg197215)
Which I was so enamored with that I admitted I may or may not ever see it again, yes. I merely wanted to rebut your dismissal of the show and give it
some credit.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 11, 2009, 01:42:43 PM
Which you previously suggested you think is both good and funny. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7027.msg197167#msg197167)
John Larroquette was so funny he was able to bring the show up to good and funny, although I still found it to be, by most standards, an overrated show that rode the coattails of stronger programming that preceeded it.
You got any other hairs to split with that axe, Thrillbunyan?
Quote from: MAD on November 11, 2009, 02:09:35 PM
John Larroquette was so funny he was able to bring the show up to good and funny, although I still found it to be, by most standards, an overrated show that rode the coattails of stronger programming that preceeded it.
You got any other hairs to split with that axe, Thrillbunyan?
No time for that now, Huey. I have to get these two sentences bronzed and shipped off to the Cognitive Dissonance Hall of Fame.
Ed Norton and Elizabeth Banks. Classic. You're missing out if you are missing this show.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 18, 2009, 08:26:55 PM
Ed Norton and Elizabeth Banks. Classic. You're missing out if you are missing this show.
I'd still say not.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 18, 2009, 08:26:55 PM
Ed Norton and Elizabeth Banks. Classic. You're missing out if you are missing this show.
The best part of the episode was when Al Bundy squirted MiniZambrano with the water bottle. The worst part was Al Bundy's wife fully clothed.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 19, 2009, 07:43:33 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 18, 2009, 08:26:55 PM
Ed Norton and Elizabeth Banks. Classic. You're missing out if you are missing this show.
The best part of the episode was when Al Bundy squirted MiniZambrano with the water bottle.
I agree, and that pretty much sums up my feelings on the show.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 19, 2009, 07:43:33 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 18, 2009, 08:26:55 PM
Ed Norton and Elizabeth Banks. Classic. You're missing out if you are missing this show.
The best part of the episode was when Al Bundy squirted MiniZambrano with the water bottle. The worst part was Al Bundy's wife fully clothed.
Try MiniZ...it's snappier.
I watched the rerun of the bike episode last night, and was underwhelmed.
After Modern Family, I watched the first 5 minutes of the Patricia Heaton show about the Indiana family. I'm pretty sure it's Malcolm in the Middle, which I'm pretty sure was Roseanne, but it was way more terrible because it has Patricia Heaton and doesn't have Bryan Cranston.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 19, 2009, 02:44:06 PM
I watched the rerun of the bike episode last night, and was underwhelmed.
After Modern Family, I watched the first 5 minutes of the Patricia Heaton show about the Indiana family. I'm pretty sure it's Malcolm in the Middle, which I'm pretty sure was Roseanne, but it was way more terrible because it has Patricia Heaton and doesn't have Bryan Cranston.
Everything is stolen from something else. Why, the fax machine is nothing but a telephone with a waffle iron on it.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 19, 2009, 02:44:06 PM
IAfter Modern Family, I watched the first 5 minutes of the Patricia Heaton show about the Indiana family. I'm pretty sure it's Malcolm in the Middle, which I'm pretty sure was Roseanne, but it was way more terrible because it has Patricia Heaton and doesn't have Bryan Cranston.
That's the show that looks like
Malcolm in the Middle without Malcolm, right? What's that one called again?
This show is just good enough that I don't mind if the wife wants to watch it, but don't care if I miss it. The spray bottle to MiniZ was good though.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 19, 2009, 03:48:31 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 19, 2009, 02:44:06 PM
IAfter Modern Family, I watched the first 5 minutes of the Patricia Heaton show about the Indiana family. I'm pretty sure it's Malcolm in the Middle, which I'm pretty sure was Roseanne, but it was way more terrible because it has Patricia Heaton and doesn't have Bryan Cranston.
That's the show that looks like Malcolm in the Middle without Malcolm, right? What's that one called again?
I had to look up what it was actually called before I got that. Holy shit.
Went back and watched the first episode. Wasn't bad, but nothing I plan on continuing. The female lead just killjoys it for me. I know she's popular, I know she's 'hot', but she's also a shrill unfunny loud bitch. Yeah, I said it. WhaBam!
The end, with the dad spiking a block into his son's face while playing basketball in an enclosed trampoline, now that was funny. I'll echo his line, as a message to the show -- "don't bring that weak stuff into my kitchen".
This show doesn't make me laugh like Parks and Recreation or The Office, but I can't help but like it. Sofia Vergara is one of the hottest women on TV right now.
Burrito, burrato.
It's getting better.
Either that, or I've just started fixating on Sofia Vergara's ass more.
Either way, a decent half hour.
Quote from: Fork on January 14, 2010, 02:45:18 PMIt's getting worse better.
Disagree'd. Too sitcom-y/on the nose lately.
Quote from: R-V on January 14, 2010, 02:51:11 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 14, 2010, 02:45:18 PMIt's getting worse better.
Disagree'd. Too sitcom-y/on the nose lately.
I nutted up and watched another episode a week or two ago. The dreamy Benjamin Bratt guest starred.
I renew my objection to this show.
Sofía Vergara is still unbelievable and Ed O'Neill is still pretty hilarious.
And the gay dudes are still comedy butt cancer.
Quote from: R-V on January 14, 2010, 02:51:11 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 14, 2010, 02:45:18 PMIt's getting worse better.
Disagree'd. Too sitcom-y/on the nose lately.
Yep. Sometimes I start to like this show, but then they resort to tired sitcom tricks like Sofia Vergara overhearing/misunderstanding a conversation. It's like watching Three's Company, and as much as like Ed O'Neil.....he's no John Ritter.
Quote from: Tony on January 14, 2010, 10:06:49 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 14, 2010, 02:51:11 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 14, 2010, 02:45:18 PMIt's getting worse better.
Disagree'd. Too sitcom-y/on the nose lately.
Yep. Sometimes I start to like this show, but then they resort to tired sitcom tricks like Sofia Vergara overhearing/misunderstanding a conversation. It's like watching Three's Company, and as much as like Ed O'Neil.....he's no John Ritter.
C'mon! She thought he was marrying the dog butler!
Yeah, it's gotta be her ass. Lousy show, great ass.
I think one of my favorites things in the world is truly hating things without giving them more than a backwards two-second glance.
That said, I take great pleasure in hating this show with all of my organs.
Quote from: Tony on January 14, 2010, 10:06:49 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 14, 2010, 02:51:11 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 14, 2010, 02:45:18 PMIt's getting worse better.
Disagree'd. Too sitcom-y/on the nose lately.
Yep. Sometimes I start to like this show, but then they resort to tired sitcom tricks like Sofia Vergara overhearing/misunderstanding a conversation. It's like watching Three's Company, and as much as like Ed O'Neil.....he's no John Ritter.
You mean because he's alive?
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 15, 2010, 10:08:53 AM
Quote from: Tony on January 14, 2010, 10:06:49 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 14, 2010, 02:51:11 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 14, 2010, 02:45:18 PMIt's getting worse better.
Disagree'd. Too sitcom-y/on the nose lately.
Yep. Sometimes I start to like this show, but then they resort to tired sitcom tricks like Sofia Vergara overhearing/misunderstanding a conversation. It's like watching Three's Company, and as much as like Ed O'Neil.....he's no John Ritter.
You mean because he's alive?
I'm not sure what I mean, but I do agree with Fork about the great ass.
A dog butler episode? Booo. This show needs more funny, and the most funny is Manny and the blonde chick's husband. The blonde chick and Vergara can just mud wrestle in the background.
Oh, there was a nice exchange at the pool with Ed O'Neil and the gay ginger. I can't think of the lines, but I remember laughing at Al Bundy a lot.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 18, 2010, 10:02:17 AM
A dog butler episode? Booo. This show needs more funny, and the most funny is Manny and the blonde chick's husband. The blonde chick and Vergara can just mud wrestle in the background.
Oh, there was a nice exchange at the pool with Ed O'Neil and the gay ginger. I can't think of the lines, but I remember laughing at Al Bundy a lot.
We get it, you save your comedies on your DVR until Sundays.
I would have thought there would be a CT post in here somewhere after the moustache episode.
Tried watching this again tonight.
Thought it was actually pretty good.
Naked Julie Bowen pressed up against Sofia Vergara could be everything good about this world.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 10, 2010, 08:46:19 PM
Tried watching this again tonight.
Thought it was actually pretty good.
Naked Julie Bowen pressed up against Sofia Vergara could be everything good about this world.
This club sure is lonely.
Quote from: Slack-E on February 10, 2010, 09:00:59 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 10, 2010, 08:46:19 PM
Tried watching this again tonight.
Thought it was actually pretty good.
Naked Julie Bowen pressed up against Sofia Vergara could be everything good about this world.
This club sure is lonely.
Me likey this show a lot.
Phil is the best character on it.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 07:47:15 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 10, 2010, 09:00:59 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 10, 2010, 08:46:19 PM
Tried watching this again tonight.
Thought it was actually pretty good.
Naked Julie Bowen pressed up against Sofia Vergara could be everything good about this world.
This club sure is lonely.
Me likey this show a lot.
Phil is the best character on it.
I must admit, Bundy and the Moon Landing was pretty funny.
Quote from: Slack-E on February 10, 2010, 09:00:59 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 10, 2010, 08:46:19 PM
Tried watching this again tonight.
Thought it was actually pretty good.
Naked Julie Bowen pressed up against Sofia Vergara could be everything good about this world.
This club sure is lonely.
If it's any consolation, the gay guys are still the comedy equivalent of having a boil lanced.
This was mostly about Ed O'Neill, Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen being funny last night, and Sofia Vergara having massive breasts.
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Tried watching this again tonight.
Thought it was actually pretty good.
Naked Julie Bowen pressed up against Sofia Vergara could be everything good about this world.
This club sure is lonely.
If it's any consolation, the gay guys are still the comedy equivalent of having a boil lanced.
This was mostly about Ed O'Neill, Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen being funny last night, and Sofia Vergara having massive breasts.
Normally I don't think your buddies are that bad. At least not the fat Illini lineman. He was great with Ed O'Neill last week bumping butts.
But yes, this week they were pretty gay.
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Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 10, 2010, 08:46:19 PM
Tried watching this again tonight.
Thought it was actually pretty good.
Naked Julie Bowen pressed up against Sofia Vergara could be everything good about this world.
This club sure is lonely.
If it's any consolation, the gay guys are still the comedy equivalent of having a boil lanced.
This was mostly about Ed O'Neill, Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen being funny last night, and Sofia Vergara having massive breasts.
Normally I don't think your buddies are that bad. At least not the fat Illini lineman. He was great with Ed O'Neill last week bumping butts.
But yes, this week they were pretty gay.
I like this show, but the orange-bearded straight (gay) man is a vortex of unfunny. They should dump him and bring in Oscar as a replacement.
Phil and mini Z are awesome in this show. Oh, I told my wife that if this show goes on for a few more years, Haley will be the hottest (you know, after she's "legal"). But, I checked her IMDB and it turns out she's 20. Um...that doesn't seem right.
Mrs. IAN loves the big gay dude. The gingergay is pretty terrible, though.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on February 12, 2010, 08:20:21 AM
Oh, I told my wife that if this show goes on for a few more years, Haley will be the hottest (you know, after she's "legal"). But, I checked her IMDB and it turns out she's 20.
This totally killed your boner, didn't it?
Gold bricks.
Shel Turtlestein is a top-notch name for a pet.
Quote from: R-V on March 11, 2010, 06:35:08 AM
Shel Turtlestein is a top-notch name for a pet.
I got stoned and I missed it.
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Shel Turtlestein is a top-notch name for a pet.
Fly-za Minelli was better.
Jay: "I don't how I didn't know he was gay."
This is a funny show, no matter what fat Slaky says. He is just trying to be contrarian. Phil lays the buffonery on with a trowel, sometimes, but the little bits with Manny, Al Bundy, and the fat gay are icing on top of Julie Bowen's cans and Columbia's ass. I like chocolate icing, thank you.
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Quote from: R-V on March 11, 2010, 06:35:08 AM
Shel Turtlestein is a top-notch name for a pet.
Fly-za Minelli was better.
Jay: "I don't how I didn't know he was gay."
This is a funny show, no matter what fat Slaky says. He is just trying to be contrarian. Phil lays the buffonery on with a trowel, sometimes, but the little bits with Manny, Al Bundy, and the fat gay are icing on top of Julie Bowen's cans and Columbia's ass. I like chocolate icing, thank you.
Take it to the Gravity's Rainbow thread.
Doc said what I was going to say re: the fat gay guy. I've been tossing around the idea, proposed by Thrill, that the gay couple are "comedy cancer". I think you can actually distill that simply to Al Bundy's son. What a horribly unlikeable, unfunny character. His partner, Cameron...well, we've all known for years that fat guys are a good head start to inducing laughter, and he's no exception. The fact that he's a queen makes him even funner. But yeah, the ginger with the beard, his partner...that guy can get run over and killed by Manny's mom's mammaries for all I care.
Quote from: MAD on March 16, 2010, 12:35:04 PM
Doc said what I was going to say re: the fat gay guy. I've been tossing around the idea, proposed by Thrill, that the gay couple are "comedy cancer". I think you can actually distill that simply to Al Bundy's son. What a horribly unlikeable, unfunny character. His partner, Cameron...well, we've all known for years that fat guys are a good head start to inducing laughter, and he's no exception. The fact that he's a queen makes him even funner. But yeah, the ginger with the beard, his partner...that guy can get run over and killed by Manny's mom's mammaries for all I care.
THA. I know he and Julie Bowen are supposed to be the straight man (so to speak) and woman among the comedy goofs, but their characters just hoover up the funny.
Quote from: MAD on March 16, 2010, 12:35:04 PM
Doc said what I was going to say re: the fat gay guy. I've been tossing around the idea, proposed by Thrill, that the gay couple are "comedy cancer". I think you can actually distill that simply to Al Bundy's son. What a horribly unlikeable, unfunny character. His partner, Cameron...well, we've all known for years that fat guys are a good head start to inducing laughter, and he's no exception. The fact that he's a queen makes him even funner. But yeah, the ginger with the beard, his partner...that guy can get run over and killed by Manny's mom's mammaries for all I care.
I'm glad someone finally said it. I like the fat gay guy. There.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 16, 2010, 01:32:04 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 16, 2010, 12:35:04 PM
Doc said what I was going to say re: the fat gay guy. I've been tossing around the idea, proposed by Thrill, that the gay couple are "comedy cancer". I think you can actually distill that simply to Al Bundy's son. What a horribly unlikeable, unfunny character. His partner, Cameron...well, we've all known for years that fat guys are a good head start to inducing laughter, and he's no exception. The fact that he's a queen makes him even funner. But yeah, the ginger with the beard, his partner...that guy can get run over and killed by Manny's mom's mammaries for all I care.
I'm glad someone finally said it. I like the fat gay guy. There.
You mean Kathy Bates?
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Quote from: MAD on March 16, 2010, 12:35:04 PM
Doc said what I was going to say re: the fat gay guy. I've been tossing around the idea, proposed by Thrill, that the gay couple are "comedy cancer". I think you can actually distill that simply to Al Bundy's son. What a horribly unlikeable, unfunny character. His partner, Cameron...well, we've all known for years that fat guys are a good head start to inducing laughter, and he's no exception. The fact that he's a queen makes him even funner. But yeah, the ginger with the beard, his partner...that guy can get run over and killed by Manny's mom's mammaries for all I care.
I'm glad someone finally said it. I like the fat gay guy. There.
You mean Kathy Bates?
Make. Me. So. Angry.
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Quote from: MAD on March 16, 2010, 12:35:04 PM
Doc said what I was going to say re: the fat gay guy. I've been tossing around the idea, proposed by Thrill, that the gay couple are "comedy cancer". I think you can actually distill that simply to Al Bundy's son. What a horribly unlikeable, unfunny character. His partner, Cameron...well, we've all known for years that fat guys are a good head start to inducing laughter, and he's no exception. The fact that he's a queen makes him even funner. But yeah, the ginger with the beard, his partner...that guy can get run over and killed by Manny's mom's mammaries for all I care.
I'm glad someone finally said it. I like the fat gay guy. There.
You mean Kathy Bates?
Make. Me. So. Angry.
Fine. We like you too.
"I wish that tart would go back to Columbia and take her weird little Brown friends with her."
Anyone?
Quote from: Eli on March 25, 2010, 09:05:57 AM
"I wish that tart would go back to Columbia and take her weird little Brown friends with her."
Anyone?
ZING!
Quote from: Eli on March 25, 2010, 09:05:57 AM
"I wish that tart would go back to Columbia and take her weird little Brown friends with her."
Anyone?
The reading of the ADHD symptoms coupled with the cut scenes of Phil were great.
Quote from: Eli on March 25, 2010, 09:05:57 AM
"I wish that tart would go back to Columbia and take her weird little Brown friends with her."
Great comedy writing here. It puts the misunderstandings high jinx on Three's Company look like dog crap on a sidewalk. Cameron trying to down the spicy food made for some fun visuals, complete with matted, sweaty hair and glistening face. "I feel like I ate the sun!" is a great line, I don't care what anyone says.
The fat gay makes this show, and yes, the ginger has to be humorless and fussy to let the fatty soar. Julie Bowen does have the thankless task of playing the harried mom character, but her tits easily make up for the lack of comedy gold.
Al Bundy plays it nicely understated. His jogging outfit in the pilot was great, and his faint, but persistent homophobia is a source of subtle comedy. His insistence at ringing the doorbell and announcing his arrival upon coming into the home of his gay son is the faithful adherence to the character. He's still not keen about having a gay, and he winces at all the right moments, but you never get the sense he dislikes his son. A realistic take on a father of a gay adult.
Quote from: Doc on March 25, 2010, 04:58:44 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 25, 2010, 09:05:57 AM
"I wish that tart would go back to Columbia and take her weird little Brown friends with her."
Great comedy writing here. It puts the misunderstandings high jinx on Three's Company look like dog crap on a sidewalk. Cameron trying to down the spicy food made for some fun visuals, complete with matted, sweaty hair and glistening face. "I feel like I ate the sun!" is a great line, I don't care what anyone says.
The fat gay makes this show, and yes, the ginger has to be humorless and fussy to let the fatty soar. Julie Bowen does have the thankless task of playing the harried mom character, but her tits easily make up for the lack of comedy gold.
Al Bundy plays it nicely understated. His jogging outfit in the pilot was great, and his faint, but persistent homophobia is a source of subtle comedy. His insistence at ringing the doorbell and announcing his arrival upon coming into the home of his gay son is the faithful adherence to the character. He's still not keen about having a gay, and he winces at all the right moments, but you never get the sense he dislikes his son. A realistic take on a father of a gay adult.
I enjoyed Al's line upon seeing the ginger in the dress: "It looks good on you. You know, if you're that type of a gay."
Phil and the kid (Is his name Luke?) are turning out to be quite the comedic tag team.
DPD. We don't talk about Modern Family anymore? Booo...this show is pretty solid. I know the gays were referred to as comedic AIDS or whatever, but I think the fat bear gay is pretty funny. Sofia Vergara may be one of the hottest chicks on TV. Julie Bowener also revs my engines.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 07, 2010, 07:47:46 AM
DPD. We don't talk about Modern Family anymore? Booo...this show is pretty solid. I know the gays were referred to as comedic AIDS or whatever, but I think the fat bear gay is pretty funny. Sofia Vergara may be one of the hottest chicks on TV. Julie Bowener also revs my engines.
I think it's getting less funny. They're reverting to more tired cliched sitcom-type jokes as the series goes on.
Quote from: R-V on May 07, 2010, 08:30:05 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 07, 2010, 07:47:46 AM
DPD. We don't talk about Modern Family anymore? Booo...this show is pretty solid. I know the gays were referred to as comedic AIDS or whatever, but I think the fat bear gay is pretty funny. Sofia Vergara may be one of the hottest chicks on TV. Julie Bowener also revs my engines.
I think it's getting less funny. They're reverting to more tired cliched sitcom-type jokes as the series goes on.
Less funny than not funny at all? How can it be?
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Quote from: R-V on May 07, 2010, 08:30:05 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 07, 2010, 07:47:46 AM
DPD. We don't talk about Modern Family anymore? Booo...this show is pretty solid. I know the gays were referred to as comedic AIDS or whatever, but I think the fat bear gay is pretty funny. Sofia Vergara may be one of the hottest chicks on TV. Julie Bowener also revs my engines.
I think it's getting less funny. They're reverting to more tired cliched sitcom-type jokes as the series goes on.
Less funny than not funny at all? How can it be?
According to Fangraphs the last episode had a LOLZ of -0.7.
I enjoyed the Lost reference..
+1 for the Twilight Zone reference when the kid broke Grandpa's Kindle-type thing.
Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara in bathing suits.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 14, 2010, 07:31:21 AM
Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara in bathing suits.
Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking
sitcoms. Did you just hit puberty? Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 14, 2010, 08:54:02 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 14, 2010, 07:31:21 AM
Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara in bathing suits.
Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms. Did you just hit puberty? Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?
They are hot. Very, very hot. I get a renob seeing them.
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 14, 2010, 08:54:02 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 14, 2010, 07:31:21 AM
Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara in bathing suits.
Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms. Did you just hit puberty? Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?
Roasted. The best part is that Vergara wasn't even wearing a bikini. There should be a special thread for Mr. Chuck and IAN to drool over mostly clothed actresses.
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 14, 2010, 08:54:02 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 14, 2010, 07:31:21 AM
Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara in bathing suits.
Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms. Did you just hit puberty? Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?
I think this is a stupid subject for you to pitch a hissy fit. I normally dig your posts, too.
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LOL.
"I'm going to go put on my burgundy dinner jacket."
When that wetback was stirring the salt in the chocolate milk, I got a boner.
And does salt in chocolate milk really work? I had never heard of that. Obviously I'm going to try it out this weekend.
Watching mitchell work the power tools was great.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 23, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
When that wetback was stirring the salt in the chocolate milk, I got a boner.
And does salt in chocolate milk really work? I had never heard of that. Obviously I'm going to try it out this weekend.
Never heard of it. I had chocolate milk this morning and forgot to give it a try. I'll do it tomorrow and report back.
I love how they had her mix the milk with a low cut shirt on. That was "product placement" at it's finest.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 23, 2010, 08:15:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 23, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
When that wetback was stirring the salt in the chocolate milk, I got a boner.
And does salt in chocolate milk really work? I had never heard of that. Obviously I'm going to try it out this weekend.
Never heard of it. I had chocolate milk this morning and forgot to give it a try. I'll do it tomorrow and report back.
I love how they had her mix the milk with a low cut shirt on. That was "product placement" at it's finest.
I'm disappointed I haven't seen a .gif of this yet.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 23, 2010, 08:15:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 23, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
When that wetback was stirring the salt in the chocolate milk, I got a boner.
And does salt in chocolate milk really work? I had never heard of that. Obviously I'm going to try it out this weekend.
Never heard of it. I had chocolate milk this morning and forgot to give it a try. I'll do it tomorrow and report back.
I love how they had her mix the milk with a low cut shirt on. That was "product placement" at it's finest.
I was eating dinner when that scene came on and I actually stopped, put my fork down and devoted all my concentration to the TV at that point.
But she's probably ugly without makeup.
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Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 23, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
When that wetback was stirring the salt in the chocolate milk, I got a boner.
And does salt in chocolate milk really work? I had never heard of that. Obviously I'm going to try it out this weekend.
Never heard of it. I had chocolate milk this morning and forgot to give it a try. I'll do it tomorrow and report back.
I love how they had her mix the milk with a low cut shirt on. That was "product placement" at it's finest.
I'm disappointed I haven't seen a .gif of this yet.
I have no idea how to make one, so you're barking up the wrong tree.
Quote from: flannj on September 23, 2010, 09:52:13 AM
But she's probably ugly without makeup.
Not to mention fat.
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Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 23, 2010, 08:15:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 23, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
When that wetback was stirring the salt in the chocolate milk, I got a boner.
And does salt in chocolate milk really work? I had never heard of that. Obviously I'm going to try it out this weekend.
Never heard of it. I had chocolate milk this morning and forgot to give it a try. I'll do it tomorrow and report back.
I love how they had her mix the milk with a low cut shirt on. That was "product placement" at it's finest.
I'm disappointed I haven't seen a .gif of this yet.
(http://i.imgur.com/EDyQK.gif)
Quote from: Tony on September 23, 2010, 02:12:11 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2010, 08:42:26 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 23, 2010, 08:15:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 23, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
When that wetback was stirring the salt in the chocolate milk, I got a boner.
And does salt in chocolate milk really work? I had never heard of that. Obviously I'm going to try it out this weekend.
Never heard of it. I had chocolate milk this morning and forgot to give it a try. I'll do it tomorrow and report back.
I love how they had her mix the milk with a low cut shirt on. That was "product placement" at it's finest.
I'm disappointed I haven't seen a .gif of this yet.
(http://i.imgur.com/EDyQK.gif)
Thank you and stolen
Quote from: Tony on September 23, 2010, 02:12:11 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2010, 08:42:26 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 23, 2010, 08:15:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 23, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
When that wetback was stirring the salt in the chocolate milk, I got a boner.
And does salt in chocolate milk really work? I had never heard of that. Obviously I'm going to try it out this weekend.
Never heard of it. I had chocolate milk this morning and forgot to give it a try. I'll do it tomorrow and report back.
I love how they had her mix the milk with a low cut shirt on. That was "product placement" at it's finest.
I'm disappointed I haven't seen a .gif of this yet.
(http://i.imgur.com/EDyQK.gif)
[puts down his fork and stares]
Quote from: Tony on September 23, 2010, 02:12:11 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2010, 08:42:26 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 23, 2010, 08:15:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 23, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
When that wetback was stirring the salt in the chocolate milk, I got a boner.
And does salt in chocolate milk really work? I had never heard of that. Obviously I'm going to try it out this weekend.
Never heard of it. I had chocolate milk this morning and forgot to give it a try. I'll do it tomorrow and report back.
I love how they had her mix the milk with a low cut shirt on. That was "product placement" at it's finest.
I'm disappointed I haven't seen a .gif of this yet.
(http://i.imgur.com/EDyQK.gif)
Well it's official. I will not be getting any work done for the rest of the day.
Thank you Tony, boobtube indeed.
Quote from: Tony on September 23, 2010, 02:12:11 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2010, 08:42:26 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 23, 2010, 08:15:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 23, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
When that wetback was stirring the salt in the chocolate milk, I got a boner.
And does salt in chocolate milk really work? I had never heard of that. Obviously I'm going to try it out this weekend.
Never heard of it. I had chocolate milk this morning and forgot to give it a try. I'll do it tomorrow and report back.
I love how they had her mix the milk with a low cut shirt on. That was "product placement" at it's finest.
I'm disappointed I haven't seen a .gif of this yet.
(http://i.imgur.com/EDyQK.gif)
I have gone back to this page like 6 times.
Quote from: Bort on September 23, 2010, 04:09:37 PM
Quote from: Tony on September 23, 2010, 02:12:11 PM
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Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 23, 2010, 08:15:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 23, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
When that wetback was stirring the salt in the chocolate milk, I got a boner.
And does salt in chocolate milk really work? I had never heard of that. Obviously I'm going to try it out this weekend.
Never heard of it. I had chocolate milk this morning and forgot to give it a try. I'll do it tomorrow and report back.
I love how they had her mix the milk with a low cut shirt on. That was "product placement" at it's finest.
I'm disappointed I haven't seen a .gif of this yet.
(http://i.imgur.com/EDyQK.gif)
I have gone back to this page like 6 times.
What do you mean gone back?
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Quote from: Bort on September 23, 2010, 04:09:37 PM
Quote from: Tony on September 23, 2010, 02:12:11 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2010, 08:42:26 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 23, 2010, 08:15:34 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 23, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
When that wetback was stirring the salt in the chocolate milk, I got a boner.
And does salt in chocolate milk really work? I had never heard of that. Obviously I'm going to try it out this weekend.
Never heard of it. I had chocolate milk this morning and forgot to give it a try. I'll do it tomorrow and report back.
I love how they had her mix the milk with a low cut shirt on. That was "product placement" at it's finest.
I'm disappointed I haven't seen a .gif of this yet.
(http://i.imgur.com/EDyQK.gif)
I have gone back to this page like 6 times.
What do you mean gone back?
People were coming into my office at work. I had to minimize.
13 year old is good to go.
Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously. Fine program, this show is.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 01, 2010, 07:49:19 AM
Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously. Fine program, this show is.
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 14, 2010, 08:54:02 AM
Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms. Did you just hit puberty? Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?
The two episodes haven't measured up to the promise offered by last season, but their steadily-improving gags are making good filler in the meantime. Like Cameron's Rube Goldberg process of falling over the couch. It was predictable, but the payoff was still hilarious.
I still think Phil's the most hilarious but they may ruin the risk of making him too much of a caricature....I don't know. Just get better.
Quote from: PANK! on October 01, 2010, 07:56:25 AM
The two episodes haven't measured up to the promise offered by last season, but their steadily-improving gags are making good filler in the meantime. Like Cameron's Rube Goldberg process of falling over the couch. It was predictable, but the payoff was still hilarious.
Aren't most of the jokes on Modern Family pretty predictable though? They either telegraph their jokes, or the show sticks so closely to traditional gags/formulas that we know what's coming because we've seen it happen
too many times before.
Then again, maybe I just watch too much TV.
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2010, 07:53:17 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 01, 2010, 07:49:19 AM
Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously. Fine program, this show is.
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 14, 2010, 08:54:02 AM
Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms. Did you just hit puberty? Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?
It's the mystery. If Columbiatits posed for Playboy part of the hotness of her would be gone. Same with Annie. It's the wonder of how glorious it is beneath. I'm not sure what's so hard to get about that.
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Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 01, 2010, 07:49:19 AM
Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously. Fine program, this show is.
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 14, 2010, 08:54:02 AM
Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms. Did you just hit puberty? Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?
It's the mystery. If Columbiatits posed for Playboy part of the hotness of her would be gone. Same with Annie. It's the wonder of how glorious it is beneath. I'm not sure what's so hard to get about that.
I get all that. I just really like Ivy6's post and wanted to use it again.
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2010, 08:48:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 01, 2010, 08:44:28 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2010, 07:53:17 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 01, 2010, 07:49:19 AM
Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously. Fine program, this show is.
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 14, 2010, 08:54:02 AM
Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms. Did you just hit puberty? Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?
It's the mystery. If Columbiatits posed for Playboy part of the hotness of her would be gone. Same with Annie. It's the wonder of how glorious it is beneath. I'm not sure what's so hard to get about that.
I get all that. I just really like Ivy6's post and wanted to use it again.
Well, carry on...
pulls foot out of mouth. Makes out with Eli's niece
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2010, 07:53:17 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 01, 2010, 07:49:19 AM
Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously. Fine program, this show is.
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 14, 2010, 08:54:02 AM
Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms. Did you just hit puberty? Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?
Get off your high horse, asshole. You know you stroked it when you saw it.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 01, 2010, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2010, 07:53:17 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 01, 2010, 07:49:19 AM
Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously. Fine program, this show is.
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 14, 2010, 08:54:02 AM
Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms. Did you just hit puberty? Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?
Get off your high horse, asshole. You know you stroked it when you saw it.
I'm gonna guess that Eli didn't see it.
I was going to have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway, so it might as well be you.
DPD.
Nice "Godfather 2" ref with Phil & Claire.
Also, I like living in a world where I watch a show where Julie Bowen is the second hottest woman.
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2010, 07:46:25 AM
DPD.
Nice "Godfather 2" ref with Phil & Claire.
Also, I like living in a world where I watch a show where Julie Bowen is the second hottest woman.
Seriously.
Also, why do people think Nathan Lane is funny? Talented, theatrical, good singing voice, sure. But I find that guy as funny as bladder cancer.
Quote from: PANK! on October 15, 2010, 11:40:08 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2010, 07:46:25 AM
DPD.
Nice "Godfather 2" ref with Phil & Claire.
Also, I like living in a world where I watch a show where Julie Bowen is the second hottest woman.
Seriously.
Also, why do people think Nathan Lane is funny? Talented, theatrical, good singing voice, sure. But I find that guy as funny as bladder cancer.
I thought that bladder cancer was in the list of "funny cancers".
Quote from: PANK! on October 15, 2010, 11:40:08 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2010, 07:46:25 AM
DPD.
Nice "Godfather 2" ref with Phil & Claire.
Also, I like living in a world where I watch a show where Julie Bowen is the second hottest woman.
Seriously.
Also, why do people think Nathan Lane is funny? Talented, theatrical, good singing voice, sure. But I find that guy as funny as bladder cancer.
I thought he was funny on 30 Rock that one time, but I can't recall him being funny in anything else.
More Julie Bowener running.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 08:31:50 AM
More Julie Bowener running.
I am shocked, shocked!, that this post is not accompanied by an animated gif.
Quote from: Night Man on October 18, 2010, 11:38:54 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 08:31:50 AM
More Julie Bowener running.
I am shocked, shocked!, that this post is not accompanied by an animated gif.
Where's Thrillputer when you need him?
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 11:58:49 AM
Quote from: Night Man on October 18, 2010, 11:38:54 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 08:31:50 AM
More Julie Bowener running.
I am shocked, shocked!, that this post is not accompanied by an animated gif.
Where's Thrillputer when you need him?
Those JO pics won't develop themselves, you know.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 11:58:49 AM
Quote from: Night Man on October 18, 2010, 11:38:54 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 08:31:50 AM
More Julie Bowener running.
I am shocked, shocked!, that this post is not accompanied by an animated gif.
Where's Thrillputer when you need him?
Probably utilizing his internet connection to look at actual porn.
Quote from: Slaky on October 18, 2010, 02:17:59 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 11:58:49 AM
Quote from: Night Man on October 18, 2010, 11:38:54 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 08:31:50 AM
More Julie Bowener running.
I am shocked, shocked!, that this post is not accompanied by an animated gif.
Where's Thrillputer when you need him?
Probably utilizing his internet connection to look at actual ghey porn.
something something thrill blows knobs something something'd
Quote from: Slaky on October 18, 2010, 02:17:59 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 11:58:49 AM
Quote from: Night Man on October 18, 2010, 11:38:54 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 08:31:50 AM
More Julie Bowener running.
I am shocked, shocked!, that this post is not accompanied by an animated gif.
Where's Thrillputer when you need him?
Probably utilizing his internet connection to look at actual porn.
Actually, at the time, I was mostly using my internet to look at these:
(http://i.imgur.com/sJFB6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4HNdI.gif)
Quote from: Slaky on October 18, 2010, 02:17:59 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 11:58:49 AM
Quote from: Night Man on October 18, 2010, 11:38:54 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 08:31:50 AM
More Julie Bowener running.
I am shocked, shocked!, that this post is not accompanied by an animated gif.
Where's Thrillputer when you need him?
Probably utilizing his internet connection to look at actual porn.
I can't imagine anything taking precedence over a woman exercising in a T-shirt.
Quote from: Eli on October 18, 2010, 02:52:17 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 18, 2010, 02:17:59 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 11:58:49 AM
Quote from: Night Man on October 18, 2010, 11:38:54 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 18, 2010, 08:31:50 AM
More Julie Bowener running.
I am shocked, shocked!, that this post is not accompanied by an animated gif.
Where's Thrillputer when you need him?
Probably utilizing his internet connection to look at actual porn.
I can't imagine anything taking precedence over a woman exercising in a T-shirt.
You are so ghey, man.
More Sofia Vergara sitting on a bed.
Quote from: Eli on October 20, 2010, 09:47:03 PM
More Sofia Vergara sitting on a bed.
More of her screaming please.
I really hate the beardgay.
Great episode. Great tits.
It's not "viLUMPchoo-us"...
Intrepid Reader: Yeti
If real-life Haley was only 6 years younger...
Quote from: Fork on October 29, 2010, 08:21:34 AM
Intrepid Reader: Yeti
If real-life Haley was only 6 years younger...
Isn't she? She doesn't look anywhere close to being a 16 year old
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 08:42:25 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 29, 2010, 08:21:34 AM
Intrepid Reader: Yeti
If real-life Haley was only 6 years younger...
Isn't she? She doesn't look anywhere close to being a 16 year old
She's 19.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 29, 2010, 08:55:06 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 08:42:25 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 29, 2010, 08:21:34 AM
Intrepid Reader: Yeti
If real-life Haley was only 6 years younger...
Isn't she? She doesn't look anywhere close to being a 16 year old
She's 19.
Hmm... She looks really young. The looking young, with the fact that I can't go to jail for railing her ass -> HOTNESS
More Sofia Vergara one-punching Gingerghey.
Quote from: Fork on October 29, 2010, 09:50:37 AM
More Sofia Vergara one-punching Gingerghey.
I liked this episode a lot. I don't know if the writers did it on purpose, but they somehow addressed the two things that irk me and I guess other viewers: Sofia Vergara's accent and the Beardgay. Sofia's accent was openly addressed in the plot or whatever, but Beardgay getting face punched was totally random and out of the blue. I loved every second.
Gloria. Kill shot. Outstanding.
TTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom, you could have killed me!
Oh, Manny...I could have unbottoned your shirt if I wanted to.
This show is still really funny
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 20, 2011, 03:41:51 PM
This show is still really funny
"We were, as they say, having sex."
And pretty much anything else Phil says.
bump.
This (http://www.eonline.com/news/361194/modern-family-s-ariel-winter-removed-from-mother-s-home-under-allegations-of-physical-abuse) is disturbing as hell.