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Title: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 16, 2009, 06:40:14 PM
Ok, I locked the Purdue thread. Let's do this right.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on November 16, 2009, 06:43:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 16, 2009, 06:40:14 PM
Ok, I locked the Purdue thread. Let's do this right.

Much oblig'd.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 16, 2009, 08:44:39 PM
This is the year that I become that guy whose favorite team is just fucking rolling everybody and you learn to hate that guy and hate his team and root like hell for their demise, which never comes. I've wanted to be that guy my whole life. So this is big for me. Thanks for sharing it with me.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on November 17, 2009, 07:12:36 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 16, 2009, 08:44:39 PM
This is the year that I become that guy whose favorite team is just fucking rolling everybody and you learn to hate that guy and hate his team and root like hell for their demise, which never comes. I've wanted to be that guy my whole life. So this is big for me. Thanks for sharing it with me.

I've hated you for a long time.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 17, 2009, 08:05:37 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 17, 2009, 07:12:36 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 16, 2009, 08:44:39 PM
This is the year that I become that guy whose favorite team is just fucking rolling everybody and you learn to hate that guy and hate his team and root like hell for their demise, which never comes. I've wanted to be that guy my whole life. So this is big for me. Thanks for sharing it with me.

I've hated you for a long time.

That's the spirit! C'mon! Bring that shit!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on November 17, 2009, 08:38:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 17, 2009, 08:05:37 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 17, 2009, 07:12:36 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 16, 2009, 08:44:39 PM
This is the year that I become that guy whose favorite team is just fucking rolling everybody and you learn to hate that guy and hate his team and root like hell for their demise, which never comes. I've wanted to be that guy my whole life. So this is big for me. Thanks for sharing it with me.

I've hated you for a long time.

That's the spirit! C'mon! Bring that shit!

It's not going to work out the way you think it's going to work out. Just wait until, somewhere buried on the Internet sports section, there's an AP blurb about how Robbie Hummel glued his vagina shut trying to fuck a container of Elmer's and is out for the year with sepsis.

That shit is going to make this thread worth fighting for.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on November 17, 2009, 03:48:31 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 17, 2009, 08:38:59 AM
It's not going to work out the way you think it's going to work out.

Is that an intentional use of a BC-ism?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Ivy6 on November 17, 2009, 06:45:08 PM
Quote from: BC on November 17, 2009, 03:48:31 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 17, 2009, 08:38:59 AM
It's not going to work out the way you think it's going to work out.

Is that an intentional use of a BC-ism?

I don't like this new schtick.  Leave making fun of you to everyone else.  As you can imagine, you're not good at it.  Self-deprication works better when it's not a desperate plea for attention.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 17, 2009, 07:22:01 PM
Somebody's going to get their feelings hurt in this mess. This is dangerous ground, this thread. Holy shit. It's gonna be a great season.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on November 17, 2009, 08:04:58 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 17, 2009, 07:22:01 PM
Apex Somebody's going to get his their feelings hurt in this mess. This is dangerous ground, this thread. Holy shit. It's gonna be a great season.

Lewis Jackson's out indefinitely and Brandon Paul is already throwing down his romeo'd
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 17, 2009, 10:16:12 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 17, 2009, 08:04:58 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 17, 2009, 07:22:01 PM
Apex Somebody's going to get his their feelings hurt in this mess. This is dangerous ground, this thread. Holy shit. It's gonna be a great season.

Lewis Jackson's out indefinitely and Brandon Paul is already throwing down his romeo'd

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/wire/chi-ap-bkc-t25-purdue-jacks,0,6373456.story

QuoteFreshman Kelsey Barlow is expected to get extra minutes in his place.

The kid can play. This is going to help in the long run.

Either that or it's DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on November 17, 2009, 11:14:32 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 17, 2009, 08:04:58 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 17, 2009, 07:22:01 PM
Apex Somebody's going to get his their feelings hurt in this mess. This is dangerous ground, this thread. Holy shit. It's gonna be a great season.

Lewis Jackson's out indefinitely and Brandon Paul is already throwing down his romeo'd

And 17 boards from Mike Davis.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Shooter on November 18, 2009, 12:14:53 PM
The estimable Dick Vitale picked Purdue for the Final Four. Doom shall ensue.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 18, 2009, 12:18:20 PM
Quote from: Shooter on November 18, 2009, 12:14:53 PM
The estimable Dick Vitale picked Purdue for the Final Four. Doom shall ensue.

It's a smart pick. As always, it depends on their health. But I get it. Now that Vitale has picked them, Jujuan Johnson will break his wrist.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on November 18, 2009, 12:29:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 18, 2009, 12:18:20 PM
Quote from: Shooter on November 18, 2009, 12:14:53 PM
The estimable Dick Vitale picked Purdue for the Final Four. Doom shall ensue.

It's a smart pick. As always, it depends on their health. But I get it. Now that Vitale has picked them, Jujuan Johnson will break his wrist.

How could you guys compete without Ju Ju? That name is really fucking stupid.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 18, 2009, 02:00:47 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 18, 2009, 12:29:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 18, 2009, 12:18:20 PM
Quote from: Shooter on November 18, 2009, 12:14:53 PM
The estimable Dick Vitale picked Purdue for the Final Four. Doom shall ensue.

It's a smart pick. As always, it depends on their health. But I get it. Now that Vitale has picked them, Jujuan Johnson will break his wrist.

How could you guys compete without Ju Ju? That name is really fucking stupid.

Racist.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on November 18, 2009, 10:38:54 PM
I don't really want all that much attention, I just find it funny when someone else posts something that I normally would say. If I were seeking attention, I would have more than the 1.2 posts per day.

Turning to the hoops: If Brandon Paul keeps this up, this Illini team could be much better than expected. And most had them pegged as a Top 30 team coming in...

(ALERT... ALERT...) I just hope the Illini will not begin to under-achieve when they start over-achieving.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Purdue prevailed over #9 Tennessee tonight in the finals of the Paradise Jam in the Virgin Islands. This marks the first time in school history in which a team with high expectations didn't immediately get its pants pulled down against a really good team in the early going. Last year Duke and Oklahoma did the pantsing in West Lafayette and the preseason NIT Finals. But this game, this team was different tonight. Painter played the shit out of his bench and the team stayed right in it the entire way. Johnson was in foul trouble and Hummel was off from the field the entire game. Yet they had just enough to finish off a very game Tennesee squad.

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on November 23, 2009, 11:06:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Purdue prevailed over #9 Tennessee tonight in the finals of the Paradise Jam in the Virgin Islands. This marks the first time in school history in which a team with high expectations didn't immediately get its pants pulled down against a really good team in the early going. Last year Duke and Oklahoma did the pantsing in West Lafayette and the preseason NIT Finals. But this game, this team was different tonight. Painter played the shit out of his bench and the team stayed right in it the entire way. Johnson was in foul trouble and Hummel was off from the field the entire game. Yet they had just enough to finish off a very game Tennesee squad.

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

Tennessee sucks.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 23, 2009, 11:18:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Purdue prevailed over #9 Tennessee tonight in the finals of the Paradise Jam in the Virgin Islands. This marks the first time in school history in which a team with high expectations didn't immediately get its pants pulled down against a really good team in the early going. Last year Duke and Oklahoma did the pantsing in West Lafayette and the preseason NIT Finals. But this game, this team was different tonight. Painter played the shit out of his bench and the team stayed right in it the entire way. Johnson was in foul trouble and Hummel was off from the field the entire game. Yet they had just enough to finish off a very game Tennesee squad.

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

Purdue?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on November 24, 2009, 03:14:30 AM
I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I know that there was plenty of hand-wringing over Lewis Jackson's injury, but judging from the Tennessee game I think the Boilermakers have enough depth to not be hurt too much by that situation.

Good day for the Big Ten today with Purdue and Wisconsin getting nice OOC wins. Illinois is back in action tonight on ESPNU against Wofford. Now by contractual obligation I need to say something about letting it all play out.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on November 24, 2009, 08:25:40 AM
Quote from: BC on November 24, 2009, 03:14:30 AM
I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I know that there was plenty of hand-wringing over Lewis Jackson's injury, but judging from the Tennessee game I think the Boilermakers have enough depth to not be hurt too much by that situation.

Good day for the Big Ten today with Purdue and Wisconsin getting nice OOC wins. Illinois is back in action tonight on ESPNU against Wofford. Now by contractual obligation I need to say something about letting it all play out.

Quote from: Ivy6 on November 17, 2009, 06:45:08 PMLeave making fun of you to everyone else.  As you can imagine, you're not good at it.  Self-deprication works better when it's not a desperate plea for attention.

I was indifferent to the Purdue game until that freshman missed those two free throws at the end. After that happened, I wanted them to lose to see if he'd cry along with the hayseeds in the bleachers.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 24, 2009, 09:51:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 24, 2009, 08:25:40 AM
Quote from: BC on November 24, 2009, 03:14:30 AM
I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I know that there was plenty of hand-wringing over Lewis Jackson's injury, but judging from the Tennessee game I think the Boilermakers have enough depth to not be hurt too much by that situation.

Good day for the Big Ten today with Purdue and Wisconsin getting nice OOC wins. Illinois is back in action tonight on ESPNU against Wofford. Now by contractual obligation I need to say something about letting it all play out.

Quote from: Ivy6 on November 17, 2009, 06:45:08 PMLeave making fun of you to everyone else.  As you can imagine, you're not good at it.  Self-deprication works better when it's not a desperate plea for attention.

I was indifferent to the Purdue game until that freshman missed those two free throws at the end. After that happened, I wanted them to lose to see if he'd cry along with the hayseeds in the bleachers.

And when the freshman guard came down with the game-clinching rebound under the basket, you went back to your steely indifference? 1,000-yard stare?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on November 24, 2009, 09:57:34 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 24, 2009, 09:51:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 24, 2009, 08:25:40 AM
Quote from: BC on November 24, 2009, 03:14:30 AM
I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I know that there was plenty of hand-wringing over Lewis Jackson's injury, but judging from the Tennessee game I think the Boilermakers have enough depth to not be hurt too much by that situation.

Good day for the Big Ten today with Purdue and Wisconsin getting nice OOC wins. Illinois is back in action tonight on ESPNU against Wofford. Now by contractual obligation I need to say something about letting it all play out.

Quote from: Ivy6 on November 17, 2009, 06:45:08 PMLeave making fun of you to everyone else.  As you can imagine, you're not good at it.  Self-deprication works better when it's not a desperate plea for attention.

I was indifferent to the Purdue game until that freshman missed those two free throws at the end. After that happened, I wanted them to lose to see if he'd cry along with the hayseeds in the bleachers.

And when the freshman guard came down with the game-clinching rebound under the basket, you went back to your steely indifference? 1,000-yard stare?

At that point I was wondering why Wayne Chism took a three and why he wears his headband halfway up his melon.

Then I changed the channel and watched Jannero Pargo miss a jump shot.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on November 24, 2009, 10:00:11 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 24, 2009, 09:57:34 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 24, 2009, 09:51:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 24, 2009, 08:25:40 AM
Quote from: BC on November 24, 2009, 03:14:30 AM
I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I know that there was plenty of hand-wringing over Lewis Jackson's injury, but judging from the Tennessee game I think the Boilermakers have enough depth to not be hurt too much by that situation.

Good day for the Big Ten today with Purdue and Wisconsin getting nice OOC wins. Illinois is back in action tonight on ESPNU against Wofford. Now by contractual obligation I need to say something about letting it all play out.

Quote from: Ivy6 on November 17, 2009, 06:45:08 PMLeave making fun of you to everyone else.  As you can imagine, you're not good at it.  Self-deprication works better when it's not a desperate plea for attention.

I was indifferent to the Purdue game until that freshman missed those two free throws at the end. After that happened, I wanted them to lose to see if he'd cry along with the hayseeds in the bleachers.

And when the freshman guard came down with the game-clinching rebound under the basket, you went back to your steely indifference? 1,000-yard stare?

At that point I was wondering why Wayne Chism took a three and why he wears his headband halfway up his melon.

Then I changed the channel and watched Jannero Pargo miss a jump shot.

Wayne Jism is a blight on college basketball. I can only imagine that he's been in college for 43 years now.

(I really don't like Tennessee basketball)
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Shooter on November 24, 2009, 10:40:02 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Purdue prevailed over #9 Tennessee tonight in the finals of the Paradise Jam in the Virgin Islands. This marks the first time in school history in which a team with high expectations didn't immediately get its pants pulled down against a really good team in the early going. Last year Duke and Oklahoma did the pantsing in West Lafayette and the preseason NIT Finals. But this game, this team was different tonight. Painter played the shit out of his bench and the team stayed right in it the entire way. Johnson was in foul trouble and Hummel was off from the field the entire game. Yet they had just enough to finish off a very game Tennesee squad.

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

Maybe they'll do it Keady-style and wait until the Tournament.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 24, 2009, 10:43:19 AM
Quote from: Shooter on November 24, 2009, 10:40:02 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Purdue prevailed over #9 Tennessee tonight in the finals of the Paradise Jam in the Virgin Islands. This marks the first time in school history in which a team with high expectations didn't immediately get its pants pulled down against a really good team in the early going. Last year Duke and Oklahoma did the pantsing in West Lafayette and the preseason NIT Finals. But this game, this team was different tonight. Painter played the shit out of his bench and the team stayed right in it the entire way. Johnson was in foul trouble and Hummel was off from the field the entire game. Yet they had just enough to finish off a very game Tennesee squad.

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

Maybe they'll do it Keady-style and wait until the Tournament.

Keady's teams were usually picked to finish 5-7th in the Big Ten, then won the thing and got pantsed later. It was a bit less embarrassing that way.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on November 24, 2009, 11:31:52 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 24, 2009, 10:43:19 AM
Quote from: Shooter on November 24, 2009, 10:40:02 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Purdue prevailed over #9 Tennessee tonight in the finals of the Paradise Jam in the Virgin Islands. This marks the first time in school history in which a team with high expectations didn't immediately get its pants pulled down against a really good team in the early going. Last year Duke and Oklahoma did the pantsing in West Lafayette and the preseason NIT Finals. But this game, this team was different tonight. Painter played the shit out of his bench and the team stayed right in it the entire way. Johnson was in foul trouble and Hummel was off from the field the entire game. Yet they had just enough to finish off a very game Tennesee squad.

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

Maybe they'll do it Keady-style and wait until the Tournament.

Keady's teams were usually picked to finish 5-7th in the Big Ten, then won the thing and got pantsed later. It was a bit less embarrassing that way.

I'm not a Purdue lover by any means but I miss Mean Gene. That guy is awesome.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 24, 2009, 11:46:32 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 24, 2009, 11:31:52 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 24, 2009, 10:43:19 AM
Quote from: Shooter on November 24, 2009, 10:40:02 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Purdue prevailed over #9 Tennessee tonight in the finals of the Paradise Jam in the Virgin Islands. This marks the first time in school history in which a team with high expectations didn't immediately get its pants pulled down against a really good team in the early going. Last year Duke and Oklahoma did the pantsing in West Lafayette and the preseason NIT Finals. But this game, this team was different tonight. Painter played the shit out of his bench and the team stayed right in it the entire way. Johnson was in foul trouble and Hummel was off from the field the entire game. Yet they had just enough to finish off a very game Tennesee squad.

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

Maybe they'll do it Keady-style and wait until the Tournament.

Keady's teams were usually picked to finish 5-7th in the Big Ten, then won the thing and got pantsed later. It was a bit less embarrassing that way.

I'm not a Purdue lover by any means but I miss Mean Gene. That guy is awesome.

He taught some pretty good coaches how to coach.

Don't tell BC that.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on November 24, 2009, 01:41:45 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 24, 2009, 11:46:32 AM
He taught some pretty good coaches how to coach.

Don't tell BC that.

When it comes to coaching, Weber is fine with me as long as he remembers not to start coaching when Illinois has a lead late in games. For example, the Weber prevent offense scored 3 points in the last 6 minutes of last year's game at Penn State...
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on November 24, 2009, 02:23:56 PM
Quote from: BC on November 24, 2009, 01:41:45 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 24, 2009, 11:46:32 AM
He taught some pretty good coaches how to coach.

Don't tell BC that.

When it comes to coaching, Weber is fine with me as long as he remembers not to start coaching when Illinois has a lead late in games. For example, the Weber prevent offense scored 3 points in the last 6 minutes of last year's game at Penn State...

Couldn't have been the mediocre players' fault. Nah, Weber instructed them to not score.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Eli on November 24, 2009, 02:50:01 PM
Quote from: BC on November 24, 2009, 01:41:45 PM
For example, the Weber prevent offense scored 3 points in the last 6 minutes of last year's game at Penn State...

... and?  You trailed off there.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 24, 2009, 03:20:29 PM
When you've got the lead, ATTACKATTACKATTACK!!!!! SHOOT THE BALL!!!!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Ivy6 on November 24, 2009, 07:57:53 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

The last time my favorite team played Purdue, it was 52-17 at halftime.  I was courtside.  Gene Keady got hit in the head with an errant pass and turned a shade of red that can only be caused by shitting one's pants out of anger.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 25, 2009, 08:09:53 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 24, 2009, 07:57:53 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

The last time my favorite team played Purdue, it was 52-17 at halftime.  I was courtside.  Gene Keady got hit in the head with an errant pass and turned a shade of red that can only be caused by shitting one's pants out of anger.

And your favorite team is?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Ivy6 on November 25, 2009, 08:51:50 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 25, 2009, 08:09:53 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 24, 2009, 07:57:53 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

The last time my favorite team played Purdue, it was 52-17 at halftime.  I was courtside.  Gene Keady got hit in the head with an errant pass and turned a shade of red that can only be caused by shitting one's pants out of anger.

And your favorite team is?

http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncb/conversation?gameId=223622509

I didn't say my team was on the good side.  2nd half victory though.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on November 25, 2009, 09:10:57 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 25, 2009, 08:51:50 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 25, 2009, 08:09:53 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 24, 2009, 07:57:53 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

The last time my favorite team played Purdue, it was 52-17 at halftime.  I was courtside.  Gene Keady got hit in the head with an errant pass and turned a shade of red that can only be caused by shitting one's pants out of anger.

And your favorite team is?

http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncb/conversation?gameId=223622509

I didn't say my team was on the good side.  2nd half victory though.

REMEMBER 1998!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on November 25, 2009, 01:13:24 PM
Quote from: MAD on November 25, 2009, 09:10:57 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 25, 2009, 08:51:50 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 25, 2009, 08:09:53 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 24, 2009, 07:57:53 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

The last time my favorite team played Purdue, it was 52-17 at halftime.  I was courtside.  Gene Keady got hit in the head with an errant pass and turned a shade of red that can only be caused by shitting one's pants out of anger.

And your favorite team is?

http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncb/conversation?gameId=223622509

I didn't say my team was on the good side.  2nd half victory though.

REMEMBER 1998 2003!

The only time my actual alma matter'ed

http://www.valpoathletics.com/mbasketball/news/29/5452/
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Eli on November 26, 2009, 01:03:06 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 25, 2009, 01:13:24 PM
Quote from: MAD on November 25, 2009, 09:10:57 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 25, 2009, 08:51:50 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 25, 2009, 08:09:53 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 24, 2009, 07:57:53 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 23, 2009, 10:58:15 PM
Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

The last time my favorite team played Purdue, it was 52-17 at halftime.  I was courtside.  Gene Keady got hit in the head with an errant pass and turned a shade of red that can only be caused by shitting one's pants out of anger.

And your favorite team is?

http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncb/conversation?gameId=223622509

I didn't say my team was on the good side.  2nd half victory though.

REMEMBER 1998 2003!

The only time my actual alma matter'ed

http://www.valpoathletics.com/mbasketball/news/29/5452/

I always enjoyed it when Ron Hunter stomped his way into town. 
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on November 29, 2009, 04:49:37 PM
So, Illinois sucks? No team that has Jeff Jordan playing significant minutes at the end of a close game can be considered good. Not sure if I was the only idito who wasted my time on some of the online stream at that hooptv.abortion site, but the only thing worse than the games were the production values.

What a nut-stomping year of sports. Bring on 2010 already.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: JD on November 29, 2009, 07:08:59 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 29, 2009, 04:49:37 PM
So, Illinois sucks? No team that has Jeff Jordan playing significant minutes at the end of a close game can be considered good. Not sure if I was the only idito who wasted my time on some of the online stream at that hooptv.abortion site, but the only thing worse than the games were the production values.


You were.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on November 30, 2009, 11:11:02 AM
Quote from: BC on November 24, 2009, 03:14:30 AM
I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I assume he's a scumbag for using perfectly legal means to point out to the NCAA the shady shit that was going on at Illinois?  Granted, his motivation was born out of sour grapes, but shouldn't you be more angry with Illinois for playing fast and loose with the rules and committing a bunch of recruiting violations?  Were you mad at the Vikings yesterday for daring to expose how shitty the Bears are?  My final and most important question is, "Why the fuck do I read your posts?"
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on November 30, 2009, 12:41:55 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 30, 2009, 11:11:02 AM
Quote from: BC on November 24, 2009, 03:14:30 AM
I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I assume he's a scumbag for using perfectly legal means to point out to the NCAA the shady shit that was going on at Illinois?  Granted, his motivation was born out of sour grapes, but shouldn't you be more angry with Illinois for playing fast and loose with the rules and committing a bunch of recruiting violations?  Were you mad at the Vikings yesterday for daring to expose how shitty the Bears are?  My final and most important question is, "Why the fuck do I read your posts?"

You might be half-right but Pearl is a piece of shit.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on November 30, 2009, 12:47:11 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 30, 2009, 12:41:55 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 30, 2009, 11:11:02 AM
Quote from: BC on November 24, 2009, 03:14:30 AM
I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I assume he's a scumbag for using perfectly legal means to point out to the NCAA the shady shit that was going on at Illinois?  Granted, his motivation was born out of sour grapes, but shouldn't you be more angry with Illinois for playing fast and loose with the rules and committing a bunch of recruiting violations?  Were you mad at the Vikings yesterday for daring to expose how shitty the Bears are?  My final and most important question is, "Why the fuck do I read your posts?"

You might be half-right but Pearl is a piece of shit.

No doubt.  But I want to know why BC thinks he's a piece of shit, because I bet it's hilarious.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on November 30, 2009, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 30, 2009, 11:11:02 AM
Quote from: BC on November 24, 2009, 03:14:30 AM
I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I assume he's a scumbag for using perfectly legal means to point out to the NCAA the shady shit that was going on at Illinois?  Granted, his motivation was born out of sour grapes, but shouldn't you be more angry with Illinois for playing fast and loose with the rules and committing a bunch of recruiting violations?  Were you mad at the Vikings yesterday for daring to expose how shitty the Bears are?  My final and most important question is, "Why the fuck do I read your posts?"

Was recording Deion Thomas over the phone without telling him he was being recorded legal?

And maybe BC should be more pissed that Lou Henson was a moron for having a shitty, cheating assistant coach like Jimmy Collins on his staff.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on November 30, 2009, 12:57:24 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 30, 2009, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 30, 2009, 11:11:02 AM
Quote from: BC on November 24, 2009, 03:14:30 AM
I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I assume he's a scumbag for using perfectly legal means to point out to the NCAA the shady shit that was going on at Illinois?  Granted, his motivation was born out of sour grapes, but shouldn't you be more angry with Illinois for playing fast and loose with the rules and committing a bunch of recruiting violations?  Were you mad at the Vikings yesterday for daring to expose how shitty the Bears are?  My final and most important question is, "Why the fuck do I read your posts?"

Was recording Deion Thomas over the phone without telling him he was being recorded legal?

And maybe BC should be more pissed that Lou Henson was a moron for having a shitty, cheating assistant coach like Jimmy Collins on his staff.

Right. Let's just leave it at everyone involved is probably scum. It's easier to paint with a broad brush. And it's way more fun to hate Bruce Pearl than to like him. Look at the guy...he oozes sleaze.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on November 30, 2009, 12:57:50 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 30, 2009, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 30, 2009, 11:11:02 AM
Quote from: BC on November 24, 2009, 03:14:30 AM
I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I assume he's a scumbag for using perfectly legal means to point out to the NCAA the shady shit that was going on at Illinois?  Granted, his motivation was born out of sour grapes, but shouldn't you be more angry with Illinois for playing fast and loose with the rules and committing a bunch of recruiting violations?  Were you mad at the Vikings yesterday for daring to expose how shitty the Bears are?  My final and most important question is, "Why the fuck do I read your posts?"

Was recording Deion Thomas over the phone without telling him he was being recorded legal?

And maybe BC should be more pissed that Lou Henson was a moron for having a shitty, cheating assistant coach like Jimmy Collins on his staff.

According to Wikipedia, it was in Iowa.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 01, 2009, 07:00:01 PM
Purdue trails Wake Forest by a deuce at the half. They are 0-8 from 3-pt range. My nuts are in my esphogus. None of this is particularly comfortable for me right now. More wine, please.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 01, 2009, 08:09:16 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 01, 2009, 07:00:01 PM
Purdue trails Wake Forest by a deuce at the half. They are 0-8 from 3-pt range. My nuts are in my esphogus. None of this is particularly comfortable for me right now. More wine, please.

The Boilers get it together and drop Wake by 11. I think they hit one three all night. Blue Collar, thou art lantern-jawed and wield a wicked sledge hammer.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on December 02, 2009, 08:50:01 AM
I usually cringe when they do this "Big Ten gets mushroomstamped by the ACC--aka the SEC of hoops" thing every year but was pleasantly surprised to hear that Northwestern beat NC State.  I'm thinking NC State may be awful, no?  And is it also possible the Big Ten might not blow as badly in basketball as they currently do in foosball?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 02, 2009, 12:02:29 PM
Quote from: MAD on December 02, 2009, 08:50:01 AM
I usually cringe when they do this "Big Ten gets mushroomstamped by the ACC--aka the SEC of hoops" thing every year but was pleasantly surprised to hear that Northwestern beat NC State.  I'm thinking NC State may be awful, no?  And is it also possible the Big Ten might not blow as badly in basketball as they currently do in foosball?

NC State was 5-0 (the third (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=293310087) straight (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=293320066) undefeated (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=293350152) team the Wildcats have toppled), but their schedule hadn't been very tough.  Their closest game was against Auburn (4-3) and they escaped 60-58. 

Meanwhile, NU (6-1) has won 5 straight after losing to then-#10 Butler on Nov 18.  PG "Juice" Thompson (17.4 ppg, 2.7 apg), John Shurna (15.3 ppg, 3.1 apg), Jeremy Nash (9.0 ppg, 4.0 apg) and freshman sharpshooter Alex Marcotullio (7.0 ppg, 50% 3P) have been leading the way for a team averaging 67.6 ppg.  Opponents are averaging 59 against the Wildcats defense.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 01:38:53 PM
The Big Ten has never won the annual challenge with the ACC, losing the series in all 10 seasons. This year, the series is tied 3-3 with these games on tap for this evening:

Illinois  at 18 Clemson  
7:15pm ET

Minnesota at Miami (FL)
7:30pm ET

Boston Coll. at Michigan    
7:30pm ET

6 Duke  at  Wisconsin  
9:15pm ET

21 Florida St at 15 Ohio St  
9:30pm ET

The Big Ten is clearly more competitive on the hardcourt than on the gridiron. How much so remains to be seen. Tonight we can see how it all plays out.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 01:48:30 PM
For the hell of it:

Illinois  at 18 Clemson  
7:15pm ET (5)

Minnesota at Miami (FL)
7:30pm ET (4)

Boston Coll. at Michigan      
7:30pm ET (3)

6 Duke  at  Wisconsin  
9:15pm ET (1)

21 Florida St at 15 Ohio St  
9:30pm ET (2)

Winners in bold, my confidence ranking in parentheses.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on December 02, 2009, 02:17:44 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 01:48:30 PM
For the hell of it:

Illinois  at 18 Clemson  
7:15pm ET (5)

Minnesota at Miami (FL)
7:30pm ET (4)

Boston Coll. at Michigan      
7:30pm ET (3)

6 Duke  at  Wisconsin  
9:15pm ET (1)

21 Florida St at 15 Ohio St  
9:30pm ET (2)

Winners in bold, my confidence ranking in parentheses.

Sounds about right. Let's hope the Big Ten can win one for once.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on December 02, 2009, 03:33:31 PM
Backtracking for a moment... Recording phone calls without the other person's consent was legal in Iowa but not in Illinois at the time. The legality of Pearl's actions was at best questionable, although it can't be said to have been definitely illegal because the U.S. Supreme Court has never ruled on competing state laws concerning phone call recordings. There have also been questions about whether or not Pearl edited the tapes before giving them to the NCAA, Thomas has contended that a couple of his comments were made in different phone calls, yet on the tapes are all together as if the comments were made during the same call. Where Illinois REALLY screwed up was hiring Mike Slive to assist the school in the situation. Instead of doing his job, Slive decided Thomas, Henson and Collins had to be lying. Illinois fired Slive, who then went to the NCAA and along with Pearl pushed for the penalties that Illinois eventually received. The NCAA then went along and essentially took what Pearl and Slive presented as gospel while ignoring Thomas/Henson/Collins and overlooking the shoddy work done by their own investigators.

In the end, Illinois should have sued the NCAA to at least make the point that the NCAA's investigation was one-sided and that the penalties were too severe for the alleged actions. It is doubtful that Illinois would have won such a case, but the value of the litigation would have been better PR and a possible straightening out of the record. However, the administration and Mackovic were tired of the situation and didn't want to push the thing to court.

Moving back to tonight's games... I think Illinois falls to Clemson by 10 or 12... Duke blows Wisconsin out... Minnesota and Ohio State will win, leaving Michigan/Boston College as the swing game... I think Michigan wins in a tight one to give the Big Ten their first Challenge win.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 02, 2009, 03:38:44 PM
Quote from: BC on December 02, 2009, 03:33:31 PM
Backtracking for a moment... Recording phone calls without the other person's consent was legal in Iowa but not in Illinois at the time. The legality of Pearl's actions was at best questionable, although it can't be said to have been definitely illegal because the U.S. Supreme Court has never ruled on competing state laws concerning phone call recordings. There have also been questions about whether or not Pearl edited the tapes before giving them to the NCAA, Thomas has contended that a couple of his comments were made in different phone calls, yet on the tapes are all together as if the comments were made during the same call. Where Illinois REALLY screwed up was hiring Mike Slive to assist the school in the situation. Instead of doing his job, Slive decided Thomas, Henson and Collins had to be lying. Illinois fired Slive, who then went to the NCAA and along with Pearl pushed for the penalties that Illinois eventually received. The NCAA then went along and essentially took what Pearl and Slive presented as gospel while ignoring Thomas/Henson/Collins and overlooking the shoddy work done by their own investigators.

In the end, Illinois should have sued the NCAA to at least make the point that the NCAA's investigation was one-sided and that the penalties were too severe for the alleged actions. It is doubtful that Illinois would have won such a case, but the value of the litigation would have been better PR and a possible straightening out of the record. However, the administration and Mackovic were tired of the situation and didn't want to push the thing to court.

Moving back to tonight's games... I think Illinois falls to Clemson by 10 or 12... Duke blows Wisconsin out... Minnesota and Ohio State will win, leaving Michigan/Boston College as the swing game... I think Michigan wins in a tight one to give the Big Ten their first Challenge win.


Honest... Illinois ran out of gas. They, they had a flat tire. They didn't have enough money for cab fare. Their uniforms didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole their bus. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T THEIR FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

Summary'd
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 02, 2009, 03:43:12 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 02, 2009, 02:17:44 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 01:48:30 PM
For the hell of it:

Illinois  at 18 Clemson  
7:15pm ET (5)

Minnesota at Miami (FL)
7:30pm ET (4)

Boston Coll. at Michigan      
7:30pm ET (3)

6 Duke  at  Wisconsin  
9:15pm ET (1)

21 Florida St at 15 Ohio St  
9:30pm ET (2)

Winners in bold, my confidence ranking in parentheses.

Sounds about right. Let's hope the Big Ten can win one for once.

Ohio State will get worked.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 04:04:25 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 02, 2009, 03:43:12 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 02, 2009, 02:17:44 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 01:48:30 PM
For the hell of it:

Illinois  at 18 Clemson  
7:15pm ET (5)

Minnesota at Miami (FL)
7:30pm ET (4)

Boston Coll. at Michigan      
7:30pm ET (3)

6 Duke  at  Wisconsin  
9:15pm ET (1)

21 Florida St at 15 Ohio St  
9:30pm ET (2)

Winners in bold, my confidence ranking in parentheses.

Sounds about right. Let's hope the Big Ten can win one for once.

Ohio State will get worked.

Care to put some money up?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on December 02, 2009, 07:11:00 PM
Illinois down by 20 at halftime. The Illini looked to be wonderfully prepared for tonight's game.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on December 02, 2009, 07:18:03 PM
Quote from: BC on December 02, 2009, 07:11:00 PM
Illinois down by 20 at halftime. The Illini looked to be wonderfully prepared for tonight's game.

Go get hit by lightning.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 07:54:25 PM
Second half action: Michigan and Illinois are getting pantsed while Minnesota is in a dogfight at Miami. Fucking fuck fuck.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on December 02, 2009, 07:55:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 07:54:25 PM
Second half action: Michigan and Illinois are getting pantsed while Minnesota is in a dogfight at Miami. Fucking fuck fuck.

Illinois tied the game just now. This is incredible. I think Clemson is throwing this game - no lie.

FUCK YOU BC YOU TWAT.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 07:55:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 07:54:25 PM
Second half action: Michigan and Illinois are getting pantsed while Minnesota is in a dogfight at Miami. Fucking fuck fuck.

63-61'd!!!!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on December 02, 2009, 07:57:42 PM
I hope BC is licking the dust off his fleshlight tonight. It's going to be awfully lonely celebrating this comeback without titties in your mouth.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 08:00:21 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 02, 2009, 07:57:42 PM
I hope BC is licking the dust off his fleshlight tonight. It's going to be awfully lonely celebrating this comeback without titties in your mouth.

Fleshlight hell. He just fucks his belly button.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 02, 2009, 08:01:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 04:04:25 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 02, 2009, 03:43:12 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 02, 2009, 02:17:44 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 01:48:30 PM
For the hell of it:

Illinois  at 18 Clemson  
7:15pm ET (5)

Minnesota at Miami (FL)
7:30pm ET (4)

Boston Coll. at Michigan      
7:30pm ET (3)

6 Duke  at  Wisconsin  
9:15pm ET (1)

21 Florida St at 15 Ohio St  
9:30pm ET (2)

Winners in bold, my confidence ranking in parentheses.

Sounds about right. Let's hope the Big Ten can win one for once.

Ohio State will get worked.

Care to put some money up?

I'll bet you a million dollars.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 08:03:18 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 02, 2009, 08:01:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 04:04:25 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 02, 2009, 03:43:12 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 02, 2009, 02:17:44 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 01:48:30 PM
For the hell of it:

Illinois  at 18 Clemson  
7:15pm ET (5)

Minnesota at Miami (FL)
7:30pm ET (4)

Boston Coll. at Michigan      
7:30pm ET (3)

6 Duke  at  Wisconsin  
9:15pm ET (1)

21 Florida St at 15 Ohio St  
9:30pm ET (2)

Winners in bold, my confidence ranking in parentheses.

Sounds about right. Let's hope the Big Ten can win one for once.

Ohio State will get worked.

Care to put some money up?

I'll bet you a million dollars.

No thanks.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on December 02, 2009, 08:08:01 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 08:03:18 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 02, 2009, 08:01:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 04:04:25 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 02, 2009, 03:43:12 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 02, 2009, 02:17:44 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 01:48:30 PM
For the hell of it:

Illinois  at 18 Clemson  
7:15pm ET (5)

Minnesota at Miami (FL)
7:30pm ET (4)

Boston Coll. at Michigan      
7:30pm ET (3)

6 Duke  at  Wisconsin  
9:15pm ET (1)

21 Florida St at 15 Ohio St  
9:30pm ET (2)

Winners in bold, my confidence ranking in parentheses.

Sounds about right. Let's hope the Big Ten can win one for once.

Ohio State will get worked.

Care to put some money up?

I'll bet you a million dollars.

No thanks.

Not enough muscle in your frappuccino this morning, eh?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 02, 2009, 08:14:24 PM
QuoteRecruiting Excuse #78: This isn't the 1950's?

Gets me every time.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 08:20:07 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on December 02, 2009, 08:14:24 PM
QuoteRecruiting Excuse #78: This isn't the 1950's?

Gets me every time.

Tisdale would of owned in the 1950s.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Philberto on December 02, 2009, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 08:20:07 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on December 02, 2009, 08:14:24 PM
QuoteRecruiting Excuse #78: This isn't the 1950's?

Gets me every time.

Tisdale would of owned in the 1950s.

SHOWING HIS RIVERTON CLASS WITH THAT ONE-HANDED BLOCK /homecountysplooge
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 02, 2009, 08:21:31 PM
Hey BC. . ..fuck you you cockless fuck.

Oh, Illinois is playing?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 02, 2009, 08:22:48 PM
FYB!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 02, 2009, 08:23:20 PM
DPD

They won.  Seriously fuck yourself with a Tisdale jersey.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on December 02, 2009, 08:24:16 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 02, 2009, 08:23:20 PM
DPD

They won.  Seriously fuck yourself with a Tisdale jersey.

I hope he's crying because he can't find that shemale video he used to fist his own ass to back in college.

Suck my chili ring you douchecloset.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 08:29:26 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

BIG 10 11!!!

I'm 0-3 picking tonight. OFF TO THE POKER GAME!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on December 02, 2009, 08:34:19 PM
The comeback doesn't change the fact that the Illini were not prepared for this game. Anyone watching the first half could see it in how poorly the team was handling Clemson's defense. However, in the second half the players stepped up and Weber (To his credit) helped with good coaching decisions. Switching to the zone early in the half took Clemson out of their game offensively, and the timeout he took with under a minute left to set up the eventual Tisdale shot was a smart call.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on December 02, 2009, 09:12:42 PM
Quote from: BC on December 02, 2009, 08:34:19 PM
The comeback doesn't change the fact that the Illini were not prepared for this game. Anyone watching the first half could see it in how poorly the team was handling Clemson's defense. However, in the second half the players stepped up and Weber (To his credit) helped with good coaching decisions. Switching to the zone early in the half took Clemson out of their game offensively, and the timeout he took with under a minute left to set up the eventual Tisdale shot was a smart call. I gargle big drooping woolly mammoth nuts while slowly tickling the mammoth taint.

Bruce and the gang just squirted it all over you, dummy'd

48-23 game ending run. Sports rule!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 02, 2009, 09:49:23 PM
Quote from: BC on December 02, 2009, 08:34:19 PM
The comeback doesn't change the fact that the Illini were not prepared for this game. Anyone watching the first half could see it in how poorly the team was handling Clemson's defense. However, in the second half the players stepped up and Weber (To his credit) helped with good coaching decisions. Switching to the zone early in the half took Clemson out of their game offensively, and the timeout he took with under a minute left to set up the eventual Tisdale shot was a smart call.

He didn't set up a play for Tisdale.  One of the blacks drove the lane and just kicked it out to him on the wing. 

p.s.  You are a cocksucker.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 02, 2009, 10:18:34 PM
WIS KON ZIN ! ! !
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on December 02, 2009, 11:11:19 PM
Way to rush the court, cheesedicks.  Just don't come off looking podunk.  Oops.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 03, 2009, 12:59:04 AM
Fuck. I could of been a millionaire. I did win the poker tourney though. 35 clams to the good!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: ChuckD on December 03, 2009, 01:08:36 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 02, 2009, 11:11:19 PM
Way to rush the court, cheesedicks.  Just don't come off looking podunk.  Oops.


Those urbane youths cavorted down the street and overturned my bi-cycle!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Waco Kid on December 03, 2009, 07:05:42 AM
Great win for Illinois.

Fuck the ACC.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on December 03, 2009, 08:31:53 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on December 02, 2009, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 08:20:07 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on December 02, 2009, 08:14:24 PM
QuoteRecruiting Excuse #78: This isn't the 1950's?

Gets me every time.

Tisdale would of owned in the 1950s.

SHOWING HIS RIVERTON CLASS WITH THAT ONE-HANDED BLOCK /homecountysplooge

Ichabod Tisdale is awkward as hell on defensive rotations, doesn't have very good hands, and isn't as good of a rebounder as he should be, but I'll be damned if he isn't their go-to guy at the end of games. He's deadly from mid-range.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on December 03, 2009, 08:34:31 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 03, 2009, 01:08:36 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 02, 2009, 11:11:19 PM
Way to rush the court, cheesedicks.  Just don't come off looking podunk.  Oops.


Those urbane youths cavorted down the street and overturned my bi-cycle!

Indeed, Mortimer.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 03, 2009, 08:44:46 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 03, 2009, 08:31:53 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on December 02, 2009, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 08:20:07 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on December 02, 2009, 08:14:24 PM
QuoteRecruiting Excuse #78: This isn't the 1950's?

Gets me every time.

Tisdale would of owned in the 1950s.

SHOWING HIS RIVERTON CLASS WITH THAT ONE-HANDED BLOCK /homecountysplooge

Ichabod Tisdale is awkward as hell on defensive rotations, doesn't have very good hands, and isn't as good of a rebounder as he should be, but I'll be damned if he isn't their go-to guy at the end of games. He's deadly from mid-range.

I couldn't believe he was able to pump fake and then have a nice one-dribble drive to get that last layup.  He almost looked like an athlete.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on December 03, 2009, 09:04:00 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 03, 2009, 08:44:46 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 03, 2009, 08:31:53 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on December 02, 2009, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 08:20:07 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on December 02, 2009, 08:14:24 PM
QuoteRecruiting Excuse #78: This isn't the 1950's?

Gets me every time.

Tisdale would of owned in the 1950s.

SHOWING HIS RIVERTON CLASS WITH THAT ONE-HANDED BLOCK /homecountysplooge

Ichabod Tisdale is awkward as hell on defensive rotations, doesn't have very good hands, and isn't as good of a rebounder as he should be, but I'll be damned if he isn't their go-to guy at the end of games. He's deadly from mid-range.

I couldn't believe he was able to pump fake and then have a nice one-dribble drive to get that last layup.  He almost looked like an athlete.

He's got a really soft touch around the rim. He's also good at making shots close to the net in basketball games.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on December 03, 2009, 09:06:04 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 03, 2009, 09:04:00 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 03, 2009, 08:44:46 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 03, 2009, 08:31:53 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on December 02, 2009, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 02, 2009, 08:20:07 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on December 02, 2009, 08:14:24 PM
QuoteRecruiting Excuse #78: This isn't the 1950's?

Gets me every time.

Tisdale would of owned in the 1950s.

SHOWING HIS RIVERTON CLASS WITH THAT ONE-HANDED BLOCK /homecountysplooge

Ichabod Tisdale is awkward as hell on defensive rotations, doesn't have very good hands, and isn't as good of a rebounder as he should be, but I'll be damned if he isn't their go-to guy at the end of games. He's deadly from mid-range.

I couldn't believe he was able to pump fake and then have a nice one-dribble drive to get that last layup.  He almost looked like an athlete.

He's got a really soft touch around the rim. He's also good at making shots close to the net in basketball games.

HI OH!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 03, 2009, 09:18:07 AM
Quote from: BC on December 02, 2009, 03:33:31 PM
Backtracking for a moment... Recording phone calls without the other person's consent was legal in Iowa but not in Illinois at the time. The legality of Pearl's actions was at best questionable, although it can't be said to have been definitely illegal because the U.S. Supreme Court has never ruled on competing state laws concerning phone call recordings. There have also been questions about whether or not Pearl edited the tapes before giving them to the NCAA, Thomas has contended that a couple of his comments were made in different phone calls, yet on the tapes are all together as if the comments were made during the same call. Where Illinois REALLY screwed up was hiring Mike Slive to assist the school in the situation. Instead of doing his job, Slive decided Thomas, Henson and Collins had to be lying. Illinois fired Slive, who then went to the NCAA and along with Pearl pushed for the penalties that Illinois eventually received. The NCAA then went along and essentially took what Pearl and Slive presented as gospel while ignoring Thomas/Henson/Collins and overlooking the shoddy work done by their own investigators.

In the end, Illinois should have sued the NCAA to at least make the point that the NCAA's investigation was one-sided and that the penalties were too severe for the alleged actions. It is doubtful that Illinois would have won such a case, but the value of the litigation would have been better PR and a possible straightening out of the record. However, the administration and Mackovic were tired of the situation and didn't want to push the thing to court.

Moving back to tonight's games... I think Illinois falls to Clemson by 10 or 12... Duke blows Wisconsin out... Minnesota and Ohio State will win, leaving Michigan/Boston College as the swing game... I think Michigan wins in a tight one to give the Big Ten their first Challenge win.

I was so fucking wrong about my own desire to know why BC hates Pearl.  I feel like such a Chuck.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on December 03, 2009, 09:25:03 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 03, 2009, 09:18:07 AM
Quote from: BC on December 02, 2009, 03:33:31 PM
Backtracking for a moment... Recording phone calls without the other person's consent was legal in Iowa but not in Illinois at the time. The legality of Pearl's actions was at best questionable, although it can't be said to have been definitely illegal because the U.S. Supreme Court has never ruled on competing state laws concerning phone call recordings. There have also been questions about whether or not Pearl edited the tapes before giving them to the NCAA, Thomas has contended that a couple of his comments were made in different phone calls, yet on the tapes are all together as if the comments were made during the same call. Where Illinois REALLY screwed up was hiring Mike Slive to assist the school in the situation. Instead of doing his job, Slive decided Thomas, Henson and Collins had to be lying. Illinois fired Slive, who then went to the NCAA and along with Pearl pushed for the penalties that Illinois eventually received. The NCAA then went along and essentially took what Pearl and Slive presented as gospel while ignoring Thomas/Henson/Collins and overlooking the shoddy work done by their own investigators.

In the end, Illinois should have sued the NCAA to at least make the point that the NCAA's investigation was one-sided and that the penalties were too severe for the alleged actions. It is doubtful that Illinois would have won such a case, but the value of the litigation would have been better PR and a possible straightening out of the record. However, the administration and Mackovic were tired of the situation and didn't want to push the thing to court.

Moving back to tonight's games... I think Illinois falls to Clemson by 10 or 12... Duke blows Wisconsin out... Minnesota and Ohio State will win, leaving Michigan/Boston College as the swing game... I think Michigan wins in a tight one to give the Big Ten their first Challenge win.

I was so fucking wrong about my own desire to know why BC hates Pearl.  I feel like such a Chuck.

You did this. YOU.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 06, 2009, 06:37:16 PM
OSU's superstar guard Evan Turner will miss 8 weeks with broken bones in his back after a nasty fall on a FAILed dunk attempt.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=ap-t25-ohiost-turnerhurt&prov=ap&type=lgns

That should really help Minnesota... or whoever.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on December 08, 2009, 09:37:44 PM
Illinois representing with nice "upset" over ranked Vanderbilt.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 09, 2009, 07:56:47 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 06, 2009, 06:37:16 PM
OSU's superstar guard Evan Turner will miss 8 weeks with broken bones in his back after a nasty fall on a FAILed dunk attempt.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=ap-t25-ohiost-turnerhurt&prov=ap&type=lgns

That should really help Minnesota... or whoever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j87KEovOAWQ

Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on December 09, 2009, 08:37:52 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 08, 2009, 09:37:44 PM
Illinois representing with nice "upset" over ranked Vanderbilt.

These freshmen are fun to watch. And Jeff Jordan made a three!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Yeti on December 09, 2009, 08:47:01 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 09, 2009, 08:37:52 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 08, 2009, 09:37:44 PM
Illinois representing with nice "upset" over ranked Vanderbilt.

These freshmen are fun to watch. And Jeff Jordan made a three!

So, no one else's BTN feed went out?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Ivy6 on December 09, 2009, 09:03:17 AM
Let's go, you Apey Bitch.

http://www.valpoathletics.com/news/default/147/9441/
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 09, 2009, 09:28:40 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on December 09, 2009, 09:03:17 AM
Let's go, you Apey Bitch.

http://www.valpoathletics.com/news/default/147/9441/

QuoteValpo's success on offense early this year has been in large part due to sharing the basketball and not turning it over.

Well, that's about to change, you Mercury-poisoned girly-man. o/u on Crusader turnovers = 20.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Ivy6 on December 09, 2009, 09:30:06 AM
QuotePurdue Sucks.

Valpo 68 Purdue 67.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Eli on December 09, 2009, 09:34:41 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on December 09, 2009, 09:30:06 AM
QuotePurdue Sucks.

Valpo 68 Purdue 67.

You're selling them short.

Valpo 75, Purdue 18.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 09, 2009, 09:48:40 AM
Are we talking darts here?

Purde 70, Valpo 55.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Ivy6 on December 09, 2009, 09:51:18 AM
I was talking darts.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 09, 2009, 09:54:56 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on December 09, 2009, 09:51:18 AM
I was talking darts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdBKCKdwpE8
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Eli on December 09, 2009, 07:12:59 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2009, 09:34:41 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on December 09, 2009, 09:30:06 AM
QuotePurdue Sucks.

Valpo 68 Purdue 67.

You're selling them short.

Valpo 75, Purdue 18.

Purdue has slipped a bit past my projected point total, but there's still plenty time for a Valpo comeback win.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Ivy6 on December 09, 2009, 07:43:40 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2009, 09:48:40 AM
Are we talking darts here?

Purde 70, Valpo 55.

Haha, Purdue has 76 points and there's 7:06 left.

Idiot.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 09, 2009, 08:03:27 PM
Valpo sucks at darts.

Only 18 turnovers though. So there's that.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on December 10, 2009, 11:57:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2009, 08:03:27 PM
Valpo sucks at darts.

Only 18 turnovers though. So there's that.

Too ashamed to tout your own alma mater? (http://www.iupuijags.com/news/2009/12/9/MBB_1209091709.aspx)

Your subway alma mater may be better than Ivy6's real alma mater, but my subway alma mater is better than your real alma mater.  So there.

Oh, and my real alma mater probably blows worse than all of them.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on December 21, 2009, 11:23:39 AM
Dammit. Illinois appears to have a problem with multiple large men who can rebound and block shots. I think Georgia had about 400 points in the paint on Saturday.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on December 22, 2009, 11:44:53 AM
Illinois faces Mizzou tomorrow night. I'll be there. Other than that, there isn't any commentary that I can add at this point.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 30, 2009, 09:22:32 AM
Purdue struggled with its shot against the Iowa Whiteguyes and only won by 11. Next up is 6th-ranked WV at home on New Year's Day. A big game for the Boilers and the entire conference. Since your favorite teams can't stop stepping on their dicks, Purdue has to do the heavy lifting itself.

I predict a Boiler win by eight or so. They'll be hard-pressed to lose a home game this year and this will be their biggest test by far. Fuck your team.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Pre on December 30, 2009, 10:19:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 30, 2009, 09:22:32 AM
Purdue struggled with its shot against the Iowa Whiteguyes and only won by 11. Next up is 6th-ranked WV at home on New Year's Day. A big game for the Boilers and the entire conference. Since your favorite teams can't stop stepping on their dicks, Purdue has to do the heavy lifting itself.

I predict a Boiler win by eight or so. They'll be hard-pressed to lose a home game this year and this will be their biggest test by far. Fuck your team. And fuck the po-lice

Apex'd
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on December 30, 2009, 11:47:45 AM
Quote from: Pre on December 30, 2009, 10:19:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 30, 2009, 09:22:32 AM
Purdue struggled with its shot against the Iowa Whiteguyes and only won by 11. Next up is 6th-ranked WV at home on New Year's Day. A big game for the Boilers and the entire conference. Since your favorite teams can't stop stepping on their dicks, Purdue has to do the heavy lifting itself.

I predict a Boiler win by eight or so. They'll be hard-pressed to lose a home game this year and this will be their biggest test by far. Fuck your team. And fuck the po-lice

Apex'd

Coming straight from the underground.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 01, 2010, 03:40:20 PM
Purdue drubbed a banged-up and overrated WVU team by 15 at Mackey Arena today. And I also noticed that the Big Ten won one of those college football exhibtions. These are heady times indeed, my pedigree chums.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 02, 2010, 01:42:49 PM
Togetherness... (no homo). (http://www.sportingnews.com/college-basketball/article/2010-01-01/purdue-keeps-doing-what-it-does-best-winning)




Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 02, 2010, 06:21:28 PM
Anyone have tickets to sell or know about any deals for the Illinois-Northwestern game later this month?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 03, 2010, 07:33:22 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 02, 2010, 06:21:28 PM
Anyone have tickets to sell or know about any deals for the Illinois-Northwestern game later this month?

Anybody want to go with me to the Purdue/Northwestern game on Jan. 16?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 03, 2010, 10:25:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 03, 2010, 07:33:22 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 02, 2010, 06:21:28 PM
Anyone have tickets to sell or know about any deals for the Illinois-Northwestern game later this month?

Anybody want to go with me to the Purdue/Northwestern game on Jan. 16?

What does the ticket run?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 03, 2010, 11:08:20 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 03, 2010, 10:25:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 03, 2010, 07:33:22 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 02, 2010, 06:21:28 PM
Anyone have tickets to sell or know about any deals for the Illinois-Northwestern game later this month?

Anybody want to go with me to the Purdue/Northwestern game on Jan. 16?

What does the ticket run?

I haven't bought any yet. What's a good seat in that dump usually cost?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 03, 2010, 11:32:18 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 03, 2010, 11:08:20 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 03, 2010, 10:25:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 03, 2010, 07:33:22 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 02, 2010, 06:21:28 PM
Anyone have tickets to sell or know about any deals for the Illinois-Northwestern game later this month?

Anybody want to go with me to the Purdue/Northwestern game on Jan. 16?

What does the ticket run?

I haven't bought any yet. What's a good seat in that dump usually cost?

If only that information was on the internet somewhere.  Ah yes.  Unless you go third-party, it looks like the only ones left are $20. (http://ev10.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/SEGetEventInfo?ticketCode=GS%3AIBM%3AB09%3AB13%3A&linkID=nwu&shopperContext=&caller=&appCode=)  StubHub probably starts around the same thing until it sells out (like Illinois) and ranges from $30 to $100+.

That link might not work without an existing cookie.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 03, 2010, 11:34:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 03, 2010, 11:08:20 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 03, 2010, 10:25:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 03, 2010, 07:33:22 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 02, 2010, 06:21:28 PM
Anyone have tickets to sell or know about any deals for the Illinois-Northwestern game later this month?

Anybody want to go with me to the Purdue/Northwestern game on Jan. 16?

What does the ticket run?

I haven't bought any yet. What's a good seat in that dump usually cost?

DPD, so I can add I only recently graduated so I have no idea what a "good seat" would cost.  Thanks, $25 "Student Activity Fee."
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on January 04, 2010, 06:37:21 AM
I hate Jeff Jordan. That is all.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 06, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
A ho-hum curb-stomping of Tubby's Golden Gophers at Mackey last night. That was a trap game between WVU and @Wisconsin. Those of you huddled together, shivering barefoot and hungry in the "Purdue Sucks" Camp may get your first taste of UNDEFEATEDCONFCHAMPFINAL4FAIL this weekend. Enjoy.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 06, 2010, 05:35:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
A ho-hum curb-stomping of Tubby's Golden Gophers at Mackey last night. That was a trap game between WVU and @Wisconsin. Those of you huddled together, shivering barefoot and hungry in the "Purdue Sucks" Camp may get your first taste of UNDEFEATEDCONFCHAMPFINAL4FAIL this weekend. Enjoy.

Please continue updating us after every game and/or practice.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 06, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 06, 2010, 05:35:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
A ho-hum curb-stomping of Tubby's Golden Gophers at Mackey last night. That was a trap game between WVU and @Wisconsin. Those of you huddled together, shivering barefoot and hungry in the "Purdue Sucks" Camp may get your first taste of UNDEFEATEDCONFCHAMPFINAL4FAIL this weekend. Enjoy.

Please continue updating us after every game and/or practice.

Will do.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on January 06, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
A ho-hum curb-stomping of Tubby's Golden Gophers at Mackey last night. That was a trap game between WVU and @Wisconsin. Those of you huddled together, shivering barefoot and hungry in the "Purdue Sucks" Camp may get your first taste of UNDEFEATEDCONFCHAMPFINAL4FAIL this weekend. Enjoy.

Purdue doesn't suck but the people that care about it certainly do.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 09, 2010, 11:07:29 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 06, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
A ho-hum curb-stomping of Tubby's Golden Gophers at Mackey last night. That was a trap game between WVU and @Wisconsin. Those of you huddled together, shivering barefoot and hungry in the "Purdue Sucks" Camp may get your first taste of UNDEFEATEDCONFCHAMPFINAL4FAIL this weekend. Enjoy.

Purdue doesn't suck but the people that care about it certainly do.

Who are you to disrespect Tonker like that? That's bollocks, Slak. Bollocks.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 09, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 09, 2010, 11:07:29 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 06, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
A ho-hum curb-stomping of Tubby's Golden Gophers at Mackey last night. That was a trap game between WVU and @Wisconsin. Those of you huddled together, shivering barefoot and hungry in the "Purdue Sucks" Camp may get your first taste of UNDEFEATEDCONFCHAMPFINAL4FAIL this weekend. Enjoy.

Purdue doesn't suck but the people that care about it certainly do.

Who are you to disrespect Tonker like that? That's bollocks, Slak. Bollocks.

Apparently Purdue sucks a little bit.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 10, 2010, 12:31:16 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 09, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 09, 2010, 11:07:29 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 06, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
A ho-hum curb-stomping of Tubby's Golden Gophers at Mackey last night. That was a trap game between WVU and @Wisconsin. Those of you huddled together, shivering barefoot and hungry in the "Purdue Sucks" Camp may get your first taste of UNDEFEATEDCONFCHAMPFINAL4FAIL this weekend. Enjoy.

Purdue doesn't suck but the people that care about it certainly do.

Who are you to disrespect Tonker like that? That's bollocks, Slak. Bollocks.

Apparently Purdue sucks a little bit.

Because they lost by 7 at Wisconsin where Bo Ryan's teams are 130-10? Ok.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on January 10, 2010, 12:48:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2010, 12:31:16 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 09, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 09, 2010, 11:07:29 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 06, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
A ho-hum curb-stomping of Tubby's Golden Gophers at Mackey last night. That was a trap game between WVU and @Wisconsin. Those of you huddled together, shivering barefoot and hungry in the "Purdue Sucks" Camp may get your first taste of UNDEFEATEDCONFCHAMPFINAL4FAIL this weekend. Enjoy.

Purdue doesn't suck but the people that care about it certainly do.

Who are you to disrespect Tonker like that? That's bollocks, Slak. Bollocks.

Apparently Purdue sucks a little bit.

Because they lost by 7 at Wisconsin where Bo Ryan's teams are 130-10? Ok.

Illinois wins there all the time. Can't be that hard.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 10, 2010, 09:32:10 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 10, 2010, 12:48:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2010, 12:31:16 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 09, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 09, 2010, 11:07:29 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 06, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
A ho-hum curb-stomping of Tubby's Golden Gophers at Mackey last night. That was a trap game between WVU and @Wisconsin. Those of you huddled together, shivering barefoot and hungry in the "Purdue Sucks" Camp may get your first taste of UNDEFEATEDCONFCHAMPFINAL4FAIL this weekend. Enjoy.

Purdue doesn't suck but the people that care about it certainly do.

Who are you to disrespect Tonker like that? That's bollocks, Slak. Bollocks.

Apparently Purdue sucks a little bit.

Because they lost by 7 at Wisconsin where Bo Ryan's teams are 130-10? Ok.

Illinois wins there all the time. Can't be that hard.

Purdue had beaten Wisconsin four straight times and was vying to become the first Big Ten team to beat them five straight under Bo Ryan. But... free throw shooting was their undoing. Wisconsin played a terrific game. They're going to be dangerous the rest of the way. They're very deep and play stifling defense. Tough as nails, these turds just won't go away. I no like.

As for Illinois, I saw them *Almost* lose to Indiana last night. tsk tsk.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 10, 2010, 10:27:34 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2010, 09:32:10 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 10, 2010, 12:48:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2010, 12:31:16 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 09, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 09, 2010, 11:07:29 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 06, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
A ho-hum curb-stomping of Tubby's Golden Gophers at Mackey last night. That was a trap game between WVU and @Wisconsin. Those of you huddled together, shivering barefoot and hungry in the "Purdue Sucks" Camp may get your first taste of UNDEFEATEDCONFCHAMPFINAL4FAIL this weekend. Enjoy.

Purdue doesn't suck but the people that care about it certainly do.

Who are you to disrespect Tonker like that? That's bollocks, Slak. Bollocks.

Apparently Purdue sucks a little bit.

Because they lost by 7 at Wisconsin where Bo Ryan's teams are 130-10? Ok.

Illinois wins there all the time. Can't be that hard.

Purdue had beaten Wisconsin four straight times and was vying to become the first Big Ten team to beat them five straight under Bo Ryan. But... free throw shooting was their undoing. Wisconsin played a terrific game. They're going to be dangerous the rest of the way. They're very deep and play stifling defense. Tough as nails, these turds just won't go away. I no like.

As for Illinois, I saw them *Almost* lose to Indiana last night. tsk tsk.

Almost only counts in horse shoes and lemonade.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on January 10, 2010, 12:21:19 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 10, 2010, 10:27:34 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2010, 09:32:10 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 10, 2010, 12:48:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2010, 12:31:16 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 09, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 09, 2010, 11:07:29 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 06, 2010, 07:03:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 06, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
A ho-hum curb-stomping of Tubby's Golden Gophers at Mackey last night. That was a trap game between WVU and @Wisconsin. Those of you huddled together, shivering barefoot and hungry in the "Purdue Sucks" Camp may get your first taste of UNDEFEATEDCONFCHAMPFINAL4FAIL this weekend. Enjoy.

Purdue doesn't suck but the people that care about it certainly do.

Who are you to disrespect Tonker like that? That's bollocks, Slak. Bollocks.

Apparently Purdue sucks a little bit.

Because they lost by 7 at Wisconsin where Bo Ryan's teams are 130-10? Ok.

Illinois wins there all the time. Can't be that hard.

Purdue had beaten Wisconsin four straight times and was vying to become the first Big Ten team to beat them five straight under Bo Ryan. But... free throw shooting was their undoing. Wisconsin played a terrific game. They're going to be dangerous the rest of the way. They're very deep and play stifling defense. Tough as nails, these turds just won't go away. I no like.

As for Illinois, I saw them *Almost* lose to Indiana last night. tsk tsk.

Almost only counts in horse shoes and lemonade.

We're totally winning this thread. *high five*
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 10, 2010, 12:32:14 PM
[BC]Ok, one week in I'm going to Power Rank your Big Ten Men's Hoop Field. Why? Nobody asked me too and nobody cares but I like the sound of my own keyboard and it gives me a little extra rooting interest when I watch too many fucking games for my own good. So here we go:

1. Michigan State (13-3, 3-0)
In my heart I feel that Purdue will eventually overtake State for the conference lead. But they're undefeated in conference play and you have to knock out the champ before you can claim his hardware. Their next three games are all at home against Minnesota, Illinois and Iowa. They'll be 6-0 when they finally travel to play Michigan on Jan. 26. That's fair, I guess since their non-conference schedule was one of the nation's toughest. Fuck them in the eye with Magic's unsheathed Johnson.

2. Purdue (14-1, 2-1)
The loss at Wisconsin didn't expose them because by now everybody should know what they are. But they really aren't a high-scoring bunch. And their defense can't always bail them out - at least not on the road against ranked opponents. The loss of Lewis Jackson for the season to the foot injury has weakened their offense to a significant degree. It hadn't mattered until yesterday. There isn't much offense available off the bench. Not the kind that can make a difference in a game like Saturday's. I wouldn't say this team is a lock to win the Big Ten title because nobody ever is. But after seeing everybody play I have Purdue going 14-4, losing at Wisconsin, Illinois or Northwestern (not both, no. Fuck you.) Michigan State and Ohio State. Is that enough for an outright title or a share? We'll just sit back see how this plays out, but nobody beats them at home this year. Nooooobody.

3. Wisconsin (13-3, 3-1)
I admit that I'm shocked at how good this team is. They'd had two straight down years coming into this one and they've re-established their dominance at the Kohl Center, knocking of two top 10 teams in Duke and Purdue. They *Almost* beat Michigan State last week too. They have scoring depth on the frontline and the backcourt. But I just don't think they're talented enough to steal games on the road that they'd need to win the title. Still, I can clearly see this team reaching the Sweet 16 in March. I don't think I can say that about anybody below them on this list.

4. Minnesota (12-4, 3-1)
They have talent and they're well coached. How's that for analysis?

5. Illinois (11-5, 3-0)
Who have they beaten that's worth a shit? Clemson? Northewestern? Meh. Georgia? Missouri? Oh wait... After they brutally assrape Penn State on Tuesday they go to MSU, host Purdue and play at Northwestern. If they don't go 1-2 there, they're down for the count. Brandon (Shut up,) Paul (. You're a douche.) is amazing to watch though. One hopes they can get something out of him before he turns into a Clipper.

6. Ohio State (11-5, 1-3)
When Evan Turner gets back, look out for the... What? He's already back and he played in the loss at Minnesota yesterday? That's fucking ridiculous. Thad Motta should be fired. They're at Purdue, and hosting NU and Wisconsin before travelling to face No. 8 West Virginia in Morgantown on Jan. 23. We'll see what they are very soon. My gut tells me they're going to contend for third in this conference and have a shot at a long run in the NCAAs.

7. Michigan (8-6, 2-1)
Two really good players, Manny Harris and DeShawn Sims appear to all this team has going for it. I'm surprised at how poorly they've played and I think they'll struggle to make the NCAAs. Can they win 12 more games?  

8. Northwestern (11-3, 0-2)
Meh.

9. Penn State (8-7, 0-3)
Yilch.

10. Indiana (7-8, 1-2)
Ghey.

11. Iowa (5-11, 0-4)
One hopes that Brad Stephens decides not to be Todd Lickliter and remains at Butler for a very, very long time. That one is my dad.[/BC]

Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on January 10, 2010, 12:47:19 PM
Wisconsin is the St. Louis Cardinals of the Big Ten. Fact.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 10, 2010, 12:49:14 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 10, 2010, 12:47:19 PM
Wisconsin is the St. Louis Cardinals of the Big Ten. Fact.

Unimposing lineup on paper? Check. Raging douchaholic head coach? Check. Annoying tendancy of beating teams they're not supposed to when they're not supposed to that we've seen too many times? Check. Raving mouthbreathing overweight caucasian fanbase? Check. League title this year? First chink in the armor, Ted.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on January 10, 2010, 01:32:34 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2010, 12:49:14 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 10, 2010, 12:47:19 PM
Wisconsin is the St. Louis Cardinals of the Big Ten. Fact.

Unimposing lineup on paper? Check. Raging douchaholic head coach? Check. Annoying tendancy of beating teams they're not supposed to when they're not supposed to that we've seen too many times? Check. Raving mouthbreathing overweight caucasian fanbase? Check. League title this year? First chink in the armor, Ted.

Let me guess, some of your best fiances are Asian.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on January 10, 2010, 01:40:18 PM
Apex: Don't count the Penn State game as a lock win for Illinois. PSU throws out junk zone defenses all game and the Illini have struggled mightily to figure them out the last couple years.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 10, 2010, 04:12:54 PM
Quote from: BC on January 10, 2010, 01:40:18 PM
Apex: Don't count the Penn State game as a lock win for Illinois. PSU throws out junk zone defenses all game and the Illini have struggled mightily to figure them out the last couple years.

Okey doke. I'll remember that at the betting window.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on January 10, 2010, 04:44:29 PM
Quote from: BC on January 10, 2010, 01:40:18 PM
Apex: Don't count the Penn State game as a lock win for Illinois. PSU throws out junk zone defenses all game and the Illini have struggled mightily to figure them out the last couple years.

Because their coach is a moron. Right? Right?

I really don't know what to make of this Illinois team. Paul is clearly the more talented of the freshmen, but I don't think he'll fully remove his head from his anus for another year or so. Kind of like how the whole team usually takes 12 minutes or so from the start of the game to remove their heads from their anuses. I've been more impressed with Richardson, he's already got some basketball smarts to complement his talent. Mike Davis is somehow averaging an insignificant double-double - he's been nonexistent offensively for a while now, and throws some lazy-ass passes to boot. McCamey has the same problem of drifting for long periods of time. This team is lucky that Mike Tisdale is the greatest scoring machine this side of the Mississippah. The guy clearly worked his ass off in the offseason - last year he could barely make it through 20 minutes without collapsing from exhaustion, this year he plays the whole game and has been their most consistent player. Here's my bold prediction for the Illini - Davis and Paul could suddenly GET IT, they max out their talent and make a run to the Sweet 16. OR they could sneak into the tourney as a 12 seed and get buttplugged like last year. Let's see how it plays out.

So there you go Apex, now you're not the only moran typing a bunch of words about your team. I have to disagree though when you say Purdue isn't a lock to win the conference. They're fucking good.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 10, 2010, 05:12:12 PM
The Kansas Jayhawks want YouTube discoveries to meet On-Hoops (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1o2lOrhdAE)
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on January 10, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
Tisdale is mightily improved, but still struggles against power big men. He barely did anything against Gonzaga. It is a little strange having the 7 foot guy as the best foul shooter. Paul was hurt earlier this season during the Mizzou game, I don't know if he is riding the pine because of that or because he doesn't play defense. Mike Davis would put up 20-20 almost every night if he played with any real effort, but he just goes out there and loafs in almost every game. However, he can still put up a 12-10 because he has a nice outside jumper and can jump higher than anyone else for boards.

If gambling were legal and I had some money to burn, if that Illinois/PSU line ends up being closer than Illinois -7 then I would be putting some $ on Penn State.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on January 10, 2010, 07:34:14 PM
Quote from: BC on January 10, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
Tisdale is mightily improved, but still struggles against power big men. He barely did anything against Gonzaga. It is a little strange having the 7 foot guy as the best foul shooter. Paul was hurt earlier this season during the Mizzou game, I don't know if he is riding the pine because of that or because he doesn't play defense. Mike Davis would put up 20-20 almost every night if he played with any real effort, but he just goes out there and loafs in almost every game. However, he can still put up a 12-10 because he has a nice outside jumper and can jump higher than anyone else for boards.

If gambling were legal and I had some money to burn, if that Illinois/PSU line ends up being closer than Illinois -7 then I would be putting some $ on Penn State.

If only there was a way to place sports bets...oh well.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Pre on January 10, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Quote from: BC on January 10, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
If gambling were legal and I had some money to burn, if that Illinois/PSU line ends up being closer than Illinois -7 then I would be putting some $ on Penn State.

I love how even your complex dream scenarios are mundane.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on January 10, 2010, 07:38:25 PM
If only they made soup with chicken and rice and I had an extra two dollars in the ol' coin purse I'd...well, dare to dream.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on January 10, 2010, 07:40:51 PM
Sorry, I meant if the line ends up NOT being closer than Illinois -7.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 10, 2010, 10:51:37 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 10, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Quote from: BC on January 10, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
If gambling were legal and I had some money to burn, if that Illinois/PSU line ends up being closer than Illinois -7 then I would be putting some $ on Penn State.

I love how even your complex dream scenarios are mundane.

Little-known fact: BC actually inspired the following exchange:

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No, and the sheets are made of fire!
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town!
Jim: Can I have a late check out?
[pauses]
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager...even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner....co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it...in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars a year!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 11, 2010, 08:18:02 AM
Quote from: BC on January 10, 2010, 07:40:51 PM
Sorry, I meant if the line ends up NOT being closer than Illinois -7.

Thanks. That clears everything up.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 11, 2010, 12:40:18 PM
Wisconsin F Joe Leuer out indefinitely with a broken wrist. Uh, oh!

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=ap-t25-wisconsin-leuerout&prov=ap&type=lgns

This obviously can't be good. But he did hurt that thing early against Purdue, stayed in the game and was pretty much a non-factor. If anything, he hurt them being in there because he was clearly not right - turning it over, tossing up airballs and such. Yet, Wisconsin still handled Purdue on the boards and managed to win despite his limited contribution. That said, Purdue had gameplanned for Leuer and Hughes and shut both of them down. The Badger bench played out of it's mind arse and fended off everything Purdue tried. I'm guessing that the other guys are role players for a reason and gameplanning for them ought to be easier with Leuer gone.

I'm not one to celebrate key injuries to teams I really don't care for and this is just that.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 11, 2010, 12:54:36 PM
My bad. It turns out Leuer was a factor against Purdue as he grabbed 10 boards in the contest. So...


DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 12, 2010, 08:03:32 PM
Purdue sucks.

And Evan Turner is really God damn good. Can they hold the NBA draft like, tomorrow? I want that dude out of my life forever.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on January 12, 2010, 08:20:30 PM
To be a ray of sunshine for Apex, sometimes great teams need a loss or two like the games Purdue has just had in the middle of the season. The 2005 North Carolina title team, the squad that only beat the best team Illinois has ever had for a national title, had a 13 point loss to Wake Forest on 1/15/05 after winning 13 of 14 games in double digits. After that, their only defeats were a one-pointer to Duke and a 3-point ACC Tournament loss to Georgia Tech*.

* = With quite possibly some of the most dubious officiating I have ever seen. The ACC knew heading into that game that UNC was a lock for a 1 seed while the Jackets were on the bubble for the Tournament...
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 12, 2010, 08:22:26 PM
Quote from: BC on January 12, 2010, 08:20:30 PM
To be a ray of sunshine for Apex, sometimes great teams need a loss or two like the games Purdue has just had in the middle of the season. The 2005 North Carolina title team, the squad that only beat the best team Illinois has ever had for a national title, had a 13 point loss to Wake Forest on 1/15/05 after winning 13 of 14 games in double digits. After that, their only defeats were a one-pointer to Duke and a 3-point ACC Tournament loss to Georgia Tech*.

* = With quite possibly some of the most dubious officiating I have ever seen. The ACC knew heading into that game that UNC was a lock for a 1 seed while the Jackets were on the bubble for the Tournament...

Thanks! I feel all better now.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on January 12, 2010, 10:11:57 PM
Quote from: BC on January 12, 2010, 08:20:30 PM
* = With quite possibly some of the most dubious officiating I have ever seen.

I find you literally unbelievable.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 12, 2010, 10:35:46 PM
I quit reading when I reached "Illinois".
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: ChuckD on January 12, 2010, 11:55:25 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 12, 2010, 10:35:46 PM
I quit reading when I reached "Illinois".

I quit reading when I saw BC.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: ChuckD on January 12, 2010, 11:57:10 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 12, 2010, 11:55:25 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 12, 2010, 10:35:46 PM
I quit reading when I reached "Illinois".

I quit reading when I saw BC.

That's mean and non-factual. I quit reading when I discovered masturbation and video games. Probably better throw drugs and alcohol in there somewhere, too, just for good measure.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 16, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
72-64.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 17, 2010, 01:07:36 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 16, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
72-64.

Most miserable game I've ever born witness to. Northwestern played well enough to defend its home court* against a Purdue team in crisis offensively. Unless Lewis Jackson can come back, this team is doomed to disappoint, I'm afraid. Fucking shitballs.

*With quite possibly some of the most dubious officiating I've ever seen.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on January 17, 2010, 04:56:30 PM
Purdue and Illinois face off Tuesday. I don't think either Apex or I are looking forward to this one.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on January 17, 2010, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: BC on January 17, 2010, 04:56:30 PM
Purdue and Illinois face off Tuesday. I don't think either Apex or I are looking forward to this one.

Well, that sounds like a good time.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: JD on January 17, 2010, 07:34:55 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2010, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: BC on January 17, 2010, 04:56:30 PM
Purdue and Illinois face off Tuesday. I don't think either Apex or I are looking forward to this one.

Well, that sounds like a good time.

Speaking for the whole board, I know we're all anxiously awaiting the postgame analysis.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: powen01 on January 18, 2010, 12:17:05 AM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2010, 07:34:55 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2010, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: BC on January 17, 2010, 04:56:30 PM
Purdue and Illinois face off Tuesday. I don't think either Apex or I are looking forward to this one.

Well, that sounds like a good time.

Speaking for the whole board, I know we're all anxiously awaiting the postgame analysis.

Thanks a lot.

<powen stabs self>
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 19, 2010, 09:36:58 PM
Damnit. Getting through this game is going to require more beer than I have on hand. Now Tpex wants one? What? COME ON!1!!!!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on January 19, 2010, 10:08:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 19, 2010, 09:36:58 PM
Damnit. Getting through this game is going to require more beer than I have on hand. Now Tpex wants one? What? COME ON!1!!!!

Yeah, it must've been tough to watch your team shoot 90% in the 2nd half. Fuck.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 19, 2010, 10:42:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 19, 2010, 10:08:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 19, 2010, 09:36:58 PM
Damnit. Getting through this game is going to require more beer than I have on hand. Now Tpex wants one? What? COME ON!1!!!!

Yeah, it must've been tough to watch your team shoot 90% in the 2nd half. Fuck.

I guess that was progression to the mean after shooting 10% for the entirety of a 3-game losing streak. And those were fucking circus shot side of the ass heaves that Illinois was hitting in the final two minutes. Thanks. My fucking heart stopped for 18.4 seconds. I had a talk with my mom while I was dead and she told me to relax, Bob Hummel don't miss free-throws. White boys from Indiana seldom do.

Good night and good luck, octaroons
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 20, 2010, 01:01:00 AM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2010, 07:34:55 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2010, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: BC on January 17, 2010, 04:56:30 PM
Purdue and Illinois face off Tuesday. I don't think either Apex or I are looking forward to this one.

Well, that sounds like a good time.

Speaking for the whole board, I know we're all anxiously awaiting the postgame analysis.

Bump.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on January 20, 2010, 08:39:36 AM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 20, 2010, 01:01:00 AM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2010, 07:34:55 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2010, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: BC on January 17, 2010, 04:56:30 PM
Purdue and Illinois face off Tuesday. I don't think either Apex or I are looking forward to this one.

Well, that sounds like a good time.

Speaking for the whole board, I know we're all anxiously awaiting the postgame analysis.

Bump.

I'll save you the wait: it was Weber's fault. The end.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on January 20, 2010, 09:40:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 19, 2010, 10:42:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 19, 2010, 10:08:35 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 19, 2010, 09:36:58 PM
Damnit. Getting through this game is going to require more beer than I have on hand. Now Tpex wants one? What? COME ON!1!!!!

Yeah, it must've been tough to watch your team shoot 90% in the 2nd half. Fuck.

I guess that was progression to the mean after shooting 10% for the entirety of a 3-game losing streak. And those were fucking circus shot side of the ass heaves that Illinois was hitting in the final two minutes. Thanks. My fucking heart stopped for 18.4 seconds. I had a talk with my mom while I was dead and she told me to relax, Bob Hummel don't miss free-throws. White boys from Indiana seldom do.

Good night and good luck, octaroons

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QuoteA new professional basketball league boasting rosters made up exclusively of white Americans has its eyes set on Augusta, but the team isn't receiving a warm welcome.

QuoteDon "Moose" Lewis, the commissioner of the AABA, said the reasoning behind the league's roster restrictions is not racism.

"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."

Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of "street-ball" played by "people of color." He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas' indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans' dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.

"Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?" he said. "That's the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction."
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 20, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
Oh, my... God.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Kermit IV on January 20, 2010, 10:29:22 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 20, 2010, 08:39:36 AM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 20, 2010, 01:01:00 AM
Quote from: JD on January 17, 2010, 07:34:55 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2010, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: BC on January 17, 2010, 04:56:30 PM
Purdue and Illinois face off Tuesday. I don't think either Apex or I are looking forward to this one.

Well, that sounds like a good time.

Speaking for the whole board, I know we're all anxiously awaiting the postgame analysis.

Bump.

I'll save you the wait: it was Weber's fault. The end.

Weber was nowhere near as terrible as those REFEREES!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 20, 2010, 10:32:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 20, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
Oh, my... God.

When are you trying out?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 20, 2010, 11:20:18 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2010, 10:32:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 20, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
Oh, my... God.

When are you trying out?

Shit, who do you think I am? Jackie Robinson?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZzUgjhRdNC8/SeLcj59GfhI/AAAAAAAAAMo/3pb-43XfQv4/s400/jason+williams.jpg)
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on January 20, 2010, 02:01:56 PM
Illinois isn't that good.

I enjoyed Erin Andrews.

That's about it.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BH on January 20, 2010, 03:10:35 PM
Quote from: BC on January 20, 2010, 02:01:56 PM
Illinois isn't that good.

I enjoyed Erin Andrews.

That's about it.

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Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Yeti on January 20, 2010, 03:38:48 PM
Quote from: BH on January 20, 2010, 03:10:35 PM
Quote from: BC on January 20, 2010, 02:01:56 PM
Illinois isn't that good.

I enjoyed Erin Andrews.

That's about it.

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THEM DAMNED COSTS!!!! ARRRRRGGHGHGHG!!!!!!two!@#@$
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 20, 2010, 05:37:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 20, 2010, 11:20:18 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2010, 10:32:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 20, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
Oh, my... God.

When are you trying out?

Shit, who do you think I am? Jackie Robinson?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZzUgjhRdNC8/SeLcj59GfhI/AAAAAAAAAMo/3pb-43XfQv4/s400/jason+williams.jpg)

I can't wait to hear more about this idea. Because I have some questions.

- What if a person of color who wants to play a fundamental-style game wants to play?

- What if a person is of mixed-race and wants to play?

- What if a hispanic or Indian or Asian wants to play?

- What if a white guy playing in the league suddenly starts dribbling really fancily to get out of trouble and makes a sweet no-look pass to an open teammate? Technical foul?

- And what if that open teammate dunks with one hand? Technical foul?

- I'm assuming trash talk is absolutely out of the question but what about berating refs? Fair game?

It's not just that I don't think these yokels are smart enough to pull this off, but honestly, I don't think anybody could. Forget wondering who the fuck would pay to see it - how do you handle all these questions (and more, come on help me out!)  in the league rules without your head fucking exploding? I know mine is about to burst right now.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: PenFoe on January 20, 2010, 05:41:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 20, 2010, 05:37:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 20, 2010, 11:20:18 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 20, 2010, 10:32:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 20, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
Oh, my... God.

When are you trying out?

Shit, who do you think I am? Jackie Robinson?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZzUgjhRdNC8/SeLcj59GfhI/AAAAAAAAAMo/3pb-43XfQv4/s400/jason+williams.jpg)

I can't wait to hear more about this idea. Because I have some questions.

- What if a person of color who wants to play a fundamental-style game wants to play?

- What if a person is of mixed-race and wants to play?

- What if a hispanic or Indian or Asian wants to play?

- What if a white guy playing in the league suddenly starts dribbling really fancily to get out of trouble and makes a sweet no-look pass to an open teammate? Technical foul?

- And what if that open teammate dunks with one hand? Technical foul?

- I'm assuming trash talk is absolutely out of the question but what about berating refs? Fair game?

It's not just that I don't think these yokels are smart enough to pull this off, but honestly, I don't think anybody could. Forget wondering who the fuck would pay to see it - how do you handle all these questions (and more, come on help me out!)  in the league rules without your head fucking exploding? I know mine is about to burst right now.

They already have this league...it's called the WNBA.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Tony on January 20, 2010, 07:10:27 PM
So Tim Duncan wouldn't be allowed to play, but White Chocolate could? Sounds like a great idea.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Eli on January 20, 2010, 10:30:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 20, 2010, 05:37:02 PM
- I'm assuming trash talk is absolutely out of the question but what about berating refs? Fair game?

Whining to refs is a long-standing tradition for white guys, so I assume that would be allowed, if not encouraged.

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Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on January 20, 2010, 10:38:55 PM
I heard DePaul is interested in joining this league.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 21, 2010, 07:16:07 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 20, 2010, 10:38:55 PM
I heard DePaul is interested in joining this league.

Coach K will finally join the pro ranks.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on January 21, 2010, 08:23:37 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 21, 2010, 07:16:07 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 20, 2010, 10:38:55 PM
I heard DePaul is interested in joining this league.

Coach K will finally join the pro ranks.

Um...what?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 21, 2010, 08:37:49 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 21, 2010, 08:23:37 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 21, 2010, 07:16:07 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 20, 2010, 10:38:55 PM
I heard DePaul is interested in joining this league.

Coach K will finally join the pro ranks.

Um...what?

(http://i46.tinypic.com/11hys0h.jpg)

Eat your heart out, ChuckD.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Eli on January 21, 2010, 08:40:52 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 21, 2010, 08:37:49 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 21, 2010, 08:23:37 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 21, 2010, 07:16:07 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 20, 2010, 10:38:55 PM
I heard DePaul is interested in joining this league.

Coach K will finally join the pro ranks.

Um...what?

(http://i46.tinypic.com/11hys0h.jpg)

Eat your heart out, ChuckD.

Ah, that explains it.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 21, 2010, 08:43:25 AM
I don't understand that Kurt Evans photoshop at all.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 21, 2010, 08:44:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 21, 2010, 08:43:25 AM
I don't understand that Kurt Evans photoshop at all.

Damn, forgot the pogo sticks.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 23, 2010, 11:10:51 PM
73-68.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 09:29:43 AM
Quote from: Day Man on January 23, 2010, 11:10:51 PM
73-68.

When Purdue beats NU by 50 at Mackey are you going post that score as well?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 25, 2010, 12:55:50 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 09:29:43 AM
Quote from: Day Man on January 23, 2010, 11:10:51 PM
73-68.

When Purdue beats NU by 50 at Mackey are you going post that score as well?

Sorry, I thought this was the thread where we posted updates after everything that happens.  When NU and Purdue decide to add a game to the schedule (http://nusports.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl/sched/nw-m-baskbl-sched.html) so they can actually play a game at Mackey this season, please let me know so I can keep an eye out for that score.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Day Man on January 25, 2010, 12:55:50 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 09:29:43 AM
Quote from: Day Man on January 23, 2010, 11:10:51 PM
73-68.

When Purdue beats NU by 50 at Mackey are you going post that score as well?

Sorry, I thought this was the thread where we posted updates after everything that happens.  When NU and Purdue decide to add a game to the schedule (http://nusports.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl/sched/nw-m-baskbl-sched.html) so they can actually play a game at Mackey this season, please let me know so I can keep an eye out for that score.

Ok. Well, I was just checking.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: JD on January 25, 2010, 01:46:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Day Man on January 25, 2010, 12:55:50 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 09:29:43 AM
Quote from: Day Man on January 23, 2010, 11:10:51 PM
73-68.

When Purdue beats NU by 50 at Mackey are you going post that score as well?

Sorry, I thought this was the thread where we posted updates after everything that happens.  When NU and Purdue decide to add a game to the schedule (http://nusports.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl/sched/nw-m-baskbl-sched.html) so they can actually play a game at Mackey this season, please let me know so I can keep an eye out for that score.

Ok. Well, I was just checking.

b-b-b-b-burnFACE'd
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on January 25, 2010, 02:02:56 PM
Who gives a queef about Purdue and Northwestern? Illinois is going to win the NIT.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 02:05:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 25, 2010, 02:02:56 PM
Who gives a queef about Purdue and Northwestern? Illinois is going to win the NIT.

No way, Northwestern's got that baby in the bag.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on January 27, 2010, 07:34:09 AM
65-61
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Eli on January 27, 2010, 08:45:25 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 27, 2010, 07:34:09 AM
65-61

MODS!

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7094.0
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on January 27, 2010, 09:12:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 27, 2010, 08:45:25 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 27, 2010, 07:34:09 AM
65-61

MODS!

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7094.0

I thought about posting it there, too. Believe me, you have no idea how long I stewed in my own anguish over how to report this meaningless final score.

Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 27, 2010, 11:46:21 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 27, 2010, 09:12:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 27, 2010, 08:45:25 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 27, 2010, 07:34:09 AM
65-61

MODS!

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7094.0

I thought about posting it there, too. Believe me, you have no idea how long I stewed in my own anguish over how to report this meaningless final score.



54 hours?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 02, 2010, 08:25:57 AM
A big 'un tonight in Madison, octaroons.

http://www.point-spreads.com/college-basketball/020210-michigan-state-vs-wisconsin-college-basketball-picks-february-2nd-2010.html

A big 'un.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Shooter on February 02, 2010, 10:19:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 02, 2010, 08:25:57 AM
A big 'un tonight in Madison, octaroons.

http://www.point-spreads.com/college-basketball/020210-michigan-state-vs-wisconsin-college-basketball-picks-february-2nd-2010.html

A big 'un.

Izzo and crew throttled in Madison once again. Good times.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 03, 2010, 07:52:36 AM
Quote from: Shooter on February 02, 2010, 10:19:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 02, 2010, 08:25:57 AM
A big 'un tonight in Madison, octaroons.

http://www.point-spreads.com/college-basketball/020210-michigan-state-vs-wisconsin-college-basketball-picks-february-2nd-2010.html

A big 'un.

Izzo and crew throttled in Madison once again. Good times.

And Lucas sprains the living Christ out of his ankle. I know that hurt and I hope it lingers.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on February 04, 2010, 04:52:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2010, 07:52:36 AM
Quote from: Shooter on February 02, 2010, 10:19:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 02, 2010, 08:25:57 AM
A big 'un tonight in Madison, octaroons.

http://www.point-spreads.com/college-basketball/020210-michigan-state-vs-wisconsin-college-basketball-picks-february-2nd-2010.html

A big 'un.

Izzo and crew throttled in Madison once again. Good times.

And Lucas sprains the living Christ out of his ankle. I know that hurt and I hope it lingers.

Through Saturday Night at least...
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 05, 2010, 08:37:10 AM
Game effort by the Hoosiers last night. Their improvement over last season is remarkable if you think about it. I'd say they're a player or two away from competing for a title in the Horizon League, though Butler would probably love to have them there to boost their own RPI and all that rot. If they did make the switch they probably wouldn't lead that conference in flailing, out-of-control layups that miss everything. But alas...
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 05, 2010, 09:20:04 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 05, 2010, 08:37:10 AM
Game effort by the Hoosiers last night. Their improvement over last season is remarkable if you think about it. I'd say they're a player or two away from competing for a title in the Horizon League, though Butler would probably love to have them there to boost their own RPI and all that rot. If they did make the switch they probably wouldn't lead that conference in flailing, out-of-control layups that miss everything. But alas...

Sweet two point win.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 05, 2010, 10:47:44 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 05, 2010, 09:20:04 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 05, 2010, 08:37:10 AM
Game effort by the Hoosiers last night. Their improvement over last season is remarkable if you think about it. I'd say they're a player or two away from competing for a title in the Horizon League, though Butler would probably love to have them there to boost their own RPI and all that rot. If they did make the switch they probably wouldn't lead that conference in flailing, out-of-control layups that miss everything. But alas...

Sweet two point win.

78-75, Chief.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 05, 2010, 11:38:57 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 05, 2010, 10:47:44 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 05, 2010, 09:20:04 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 05, 2010, 08:37:10 AM
Game effort by the Hoosiers last night. Their improvement over last season is remarkable if you think about it. I'd say they're a player or two away from competing for a title in the Horizon League, though Butler would probably love to have them there to boost their own RPI and all that rot. If they did make the switch they probably wouldn't lead that conference in flailing, out-of-control layups that miss everything. But alas...

Sweet two point win.

78-75, Chief.

CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 06, 2010, 09:37:21 PM
[BC] Though nobody asked me again and nobody continues to give a shit, I've decided to rank your 2009-10 Big Ten Hoop Squads at the slightly-past-halfway stick. Go me.

1. Michigan State (19-4, 9-1)
It's halftime of the Illinois/MSU game and the Spartans trail the Illini by a point. The Kalen Lucas ankle injury will act as an equalizer in the standings. If Purdue can win on the weakened Spartans' home court on Tuesday, we could see four teams within a game of first place. Of those teams, assuming a healthy Lucas in a week or so, the Spartans are the deepest, biggest, most accomplished and experienced. They are the favorite to win the regular season title and make a deep run in March.

2. Ohio State (17-6, 7-3)
I told some of you in November that this team scares the living shit out of me. Then Evan Turner, hands-down the best player in the conference broke a bone in his back and they became just like everybody else for awhile. Well, Turner's back now and he single-handedly brought the Buckeyes back from a double digit deficit late in the second half at Mackey Arena. I wasn't shocked or surprised by what happened because I knew what these bastards are capable of when they have all their people together. I'm still scared of this team and absolutely hate the idea of Purdue playing them twice more this year. They could fucking ruin everything for me. GOD DAMN THEM

3. Purdue (19-3, 7-3)
The Boilers have won five straight since their three-game losing skid in mid-January. Lewis Jackson is back a month early from his broken foot and is playing his way into shape right now. Purdue's signature win this season was a 77-62 dismantling of No. 6 West Virginia way back on New Year's Day. It seems like it was six months ago. This team has shown the ability to grind out wins both home and away and nobody has been able to get separation from them in any game this year. Their three losses were by seven, four and eight points. They will battle any team in the country from bell-to-bell on any floor in the country. Is it enough? I know I'm not satisfied with it. It's time that the Jackson-lead offense catches up to the stifling defense and the Boilers start blowing the God damn doors off of some teams. That's the ceiling. I want to see them touch it.

4. Wisconsin (18-5, 8-3)
Tough team, still nearly impossible to beat at home but the Badgers are just not the same away from the Kohl Center. Bo Ryan's gang is 4-5 on opposing and neutral courts this year but only has to visit Minnesota, Illinois and Indiana. They should win at least two of those and win out at home to finish in the top three in the league. But watch them get bounced early at Conseco and from the big dance. I'm serious. Watch.

5. Illinois (15-8, 7-3)
The Illini and the Lucasless Spartans are tied at 45 in the second half as I type. If they win and get to 8-3 it would really help me out. Go Illini. Yay. After this game they'll go to Wisconsin (L), host Ohio State (L) and visit Purdue (L) and Michigan (?). Peace.

6. Minnesota (13-8, 4-5)
Meh.

7. Northwestern (15-7, 4-6)
I was in attendance at their butthole of an arena when they won a conference home game. Afterward, the students bumrushed the court and celebrated like they'd just won a championship or something. I've never understood the concept of flooding the court after wins over conference opponents, no matter how high they're ranked - in January. If you do it to lock up a share of the title or maybe a sure trip to the dance, go for it. Handle your bidness, brah. But fuck. That place smells of pure dogshit. I pray that I get to see a rematch of Purdue/NU at Conseco this year. As soon as the brackets come out I'm going to look for a chance and order tickets accordingly. I want this so badly it hurts my taint. Afterward, I'll say nothing to anyone. I'll just go home and rub aloe into my taint. Please, God. Let it be so.

8. Iowa (8-15, 2-8)
Sucks.

9. Indiana (9-12, 3-6)
It's kind of cute how happy they were to only lose by three on their home court to their arch rival the other night. It used to be that they wanted to fire a coach if he failed to make the Final Four and didn't throw chairs and flower pots at old women and slap students around. Now, I think they're just happy to have a warm building to sit and yell things at people. Have you heard about their recruiting class? It's supposed to be amazing. Like Notre Dame football amazing. I think these people have PTSD after getting slapped around by Knight for 29 years. I'm telling you they're not all there.

10. Michigan (11-11, 4-6)
Holy shit are they bad.

11. Penn State (8-14, 0-10)
Yeah.  [/BC]



Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 06, 2010, 10:02:22 PM
BC is rubbing warm aloe on his rubber girlfriend as we speak.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 06, 2010, 10:08:14 PM
Way to rush the court you fucking nerds. Illinois has cemented itself as irrelevant. We used to be cool, too. I swear it. I was there once.

Fuck.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on February 06, 2010, 11:20:24 PM
Still alive for a spot in the NCAA Tournament. YEAH!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on February 08, 2010, 08:25:20 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 06, 2010, 10:08:14 PM
Way to rush the court you fucking nerds. Illinois has cemented itself as irrelevant. We used to be cool, too. I swear it. I was there once.

Fuck.

Many of those dicklamps will graduate, get jobs in/near Chicago, move to Wrigleyville, and run down Clark Street when the Cubs win a short bus NL Central with 86 wins some day, amiright?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 08, 2010, 08:28:16 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 08, 2010, 08:25:20 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 06, 2010, 10:08:14 PM
Way to rush the court you fucking nerds. Illinois has cemented itself as irrelevant. We used to be cool, too. I swear it. I was there once.

Fuck.

Many of those dicklamps will graduate, get jobs in/near Chicago, move to Wrigleyville, and run down Clark Street when the Cubs win a short bus NL Central with 86 wins some day, amiright?

Hopefully as soon as this summer/fall.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 09:19:38 AM
A big'un in East Lansing tonight, Octagonacologi. A big'un.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-357047&prov=rivals&type=lgns

Likewise is true in Madison. If Illinois wins that game, I'll have sex with myself.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 09, 2010, 03:49:39 PM
Any of you fuckwads want to get together and watch the Illinois/Suckdue game on the 20th?  I have a couple of Boilermakers coming in from the SUBURBS and we're going to get down on it. 

p.s.  Kerm is rumored to be coming down also.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 09, 2010, 03:58:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 09:19:38 AM
A big'un in East Lansing tonight, Octagonacologi. A big'un.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-357047&prov=rivals&type=lgns

Likewise is true in Madison. If Illinois wins that game, I'll have sex with myself.

That's probably going to happen regardless.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 04:32:25 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 09, 2010, 03:58:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 09:19:38 AM
A big'un in East Lansing tonight, Octagonacologi. A big'un.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-357047&prov=rivals&type=lgns

Likewise is true in Madison. If Illinois wins that game, I'll have sex with myself.

That's probably going to happen regardless.

Not with the same vigor.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 09, 2010, 07:52:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 04:32:25 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 09, 2010, 03:58:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 09:19:38 AM
A big'un in East Lansing tonight, Octagonacologi. A big'un.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-357047&prov=rivals&type=lgns

Likewise is true in Madison. If Illinois wins that game, I'll have sex with myself.

That's probably going to happen regardless.

Not with the same vigor.

Prepare for vigor!

(let's see if I can jinx this)
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 07:54:44 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 09, 2010, 07:52:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 04:32:25 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 09, 2010, 03:58:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 09:19:38 AM
A big'un in East Lansing tonight, Octagonacologi. A big'un.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-357047&prov=rivals&type=lgns

Likewise is true in Madison. If Illinois wins that game, I'll have sex with myself.

That's probably going to happen regardless.

Not with the same vigor.

Prepare for vigor!

(let's see if I can jinx this)

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!!!!!11!!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on February 09, 2010, 08:03:22 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 07:54:44 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 09, 2010, 07:52:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 04:32:25 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 09, 2010, 03:58:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 09:19:38 AM
A big'un in East Lansing tonight, Octagonacologi. A big'un.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-357047&prov=rivals&type=lgns

Likewise is true in Madison. If Illinois wins that game, I'll have sex with myself.

That's probably going to happen regardless.

Not with the same vigor.

Prepare for vigor!

(let's see if I can jinx this)

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!!!!!11!!

I hope you abstained from wiener cream as punishment, champ.

Down 11 in the first half to a team and a coach that hadn't lost at home to an unranked team in 10 years. Eat shit, BC.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 08:29:48 PM
Shit, my palm was so sweaty I didn't need a drop of help.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Waco Kid on February 09, 2010, 08:33:18 PM
Fuck you Bo Ryan.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 08:38:06 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 09, 2010, 08:33:18 PM
Fuck you Bo Ryan.

THIS
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 10:32:58 PM
Listen you fuckers, you screwheads...

(http://rushthecourt.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/bruce-weber-illinois.jpg)

Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

(http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/pur/sports/m-baskbl/auto_action/546283.jpeg)

Here is a man who stood up against...

The scum,
(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/sioncampus/02/19/chief.illiniwek/p1_illiniwek.jpg)

the cunts,
(http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/indiana-hoosiers-team.jpg)

the dogs,
(http://lifetussle.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/22353_jea_fea_sparty_080707.jpg)

the filth,
(http://rotq.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/bo_ryan.jpg)

the shit.

Here is someone who stood up. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcTk7JiHJM)

Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on February 09, 2010, 11:00:52 PM
A man felled by this fearsome beast.

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2m651df.jpg)
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 11:27:34 PM
Quote from: Day Man on February 09, 2010, 11:00:52 PM
A man felled by this fearsome beast.

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2m651df.jpg)

Are you still here? Six striaight wins since getting scratched by the pussy pictured above including road wins over Illinois and MSU. Good luck with that resume. The win over Purdue looks better and better with each passing game the Boilers play. See you in Indy.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on February 09, 2010, 11:52:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 11:27:34 PM
Quote from: Day Man on February 09, 2010, 11:00:52 PM
A man felled by this fearsome beast.

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2m651df.jpg)

Are you still here? Six striaight wins since getting scratched by the pussy pictured above including road wins over Illinois and MSU. Good luck with that resume. The win over Purdue looks better and better with each passing game the Boilers play. See you in Indy.

Passing games are a good idea when your team gets a little trigger-happy on the shots, I always say.  Good on Coach Paint and his boys.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on February 10, 2010, 06:26:05 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 10:32:58 PM
Listen you fuckers, you screwheads...



The scum,
(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/sioncampus/02/19/chief.illiniwek/p1_illiniwek.jpg)



That guy doesn't work here anymore.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 10, 2010, 07:57:07 AM
Quote from: Day Man on February 09, 2010, 11:52:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 11:27:34 PM
Quote from: Day Man on February 09, 2010, 11:00:52 PM
A man felled by this fearsome beast.

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2m651df.jpg)

Are you still here? Six striaight wins since getting scratched by the pussy pictured above including road wins over Illinois and MSU. Good luck with that resume. The win over Purdue looks better and better with each passing game the Boilers play. See you in Indy.

Passing games are a good idea when your team gets a little trigger-happy on the shots, I always say.  Good on Coach Paint and his boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB8wTs7xA_U
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on February 10, 2010, 12:27:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 10, 2010, 07:57:07 AM
Quote from: Day Man on February 09, 2010, 11:52:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 11:27:34 PM
Quote from: Day Man on February 09, 2010, 11:00:52 PM
A man felled by this fearsome beast.

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2m651df.jpg)

Are you still here? Six striaight wins since getting scratched by the pussy pictured above including road wins over Illinois and MSU. Good luck with that resume. The win over Purdue looks better and better with each passing game the Boilers play. See you in Indy.

Passing games are a good idea when your team gets a little trigger-happy on the shots, I always say.  Good on Coach Paint and his boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB8wTs7xA_U

Not a fan of rap, really.  Got any clever, hidden messages in a polka?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 10, 2010, 01:32:35 PM
Quote from: Day Man on February 10, 2010, 12:27:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 10, 2010, 07:57:07 AM
Quote from: Day Man on February 09, 2010, 11:52:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 11:27:34 PM
Quote from: Day Man on February 09, 2010, 11:00:52 PM
A man felled by this fearsome beast.

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2m651df.jpg)

Are you still here? Six striaight wins since getting scratched by the pussy pictured above including road wins over Illinois and MSU. Good luck with that resume. The win over Purdue looks better and better with each passing game the Boilers play. See you in Indy.

Passing games are a good idea when your team gets a little trigger-happy on the shots, I always say.  Good on Coach Paint and his boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB8wTs7xA_U

Not a fan of rap, really.  Got any clever, hidden messages in a polka?

No. Polka's are lousy for clever hidden messages. The rap song wasn't intended to insult or anything. There's a commerical on the Big Ten Network in which Chuck D talks about the inception of the passing game and they show highlights of cool passes by Magic and others. The Public Enemy song is used. I couldn't find the commercial on YouTube so I linked the video of the song hoping you'd seen it. Basketball is fung.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on February 10, 2010, 02:10:09 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 10, 2010, 01:32:35 PM
Quote from: Day Man on February 10, 2010, 12:27:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 10, 2010, 07:57:07 AM
Quote from: Day Man on February 09, 2010, 11:52:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 09, 2010, 11:27:34 PM
Quote from: Day Man on February 09, 2010, 11:00:52 PM
A man felled by this fearsome beast.

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2m651df.jpg)

Are you still here? Six striaight wins since getting scratched by the pussy pictured above including road wins over Illinois and MSU. Good luck with that resume. The win over Purdue looks better and better with each passing game the Boilers play. See you in Indy.

Passing games are a good idea when your team gets a little trigger-happy on the shots, I always say.  Good on Coach Paint and his boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB8wTs7xA_U

Not a fan of rap, really.  Got any clever, hidden messages in a polka?

No. Polka's are lousy for clever hidden messages. The rap song wasn't intended to insult or anything. There's a commerical on the Big Ten Network in which Chuck D talks about the inception of the passing game and they show highlights of cool passes by Magic and others. The Public Enemy song is used. I couldn't find the commercial on YouTube so I linked the video of the song hoping you'd seen it. Basketball is fung.

THI
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 11, 2010, 10:50:37 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth.  

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

They might be a good bet to shock Carolina or Notre Dame and win the NIT though.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: PenFoe on February 11, 2010, 11:03:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

This guy (http://deadspin.com/5436987/so-you-think-nu-can-dance-will-college-basketballs-sorriest-program-make-the-tournament-week-1) thought they were.
He got the last page of SI a month or so back as well.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 11, 2010, 11:03:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

This guy (http://deadspin.com/5436987/so-you-think-nu-can-dance-will-college-basketballs-sorriest-program-make-the-tournament-week-1) thought they were.
He got the last page of SI a month or so back as well.


From espn's Joe Lunardi:
"I have a better chance of getting a date with Scarlett Johansson than Northwestern does of making the NCAA tournament."

But maybe he's really handsome?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on February 11, 2010, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

No.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 11, 2010, 11:10:20 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 11, 2010, 11:03:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

This guy (http://deadspin.com/5436987/so-you-think-nu-can-dance-will-college-basketballs-sorriest-program-make-the-tournament-week-1) thought they were.
He got the last page of SI a month or so back as well.


From espn's Joe Lunardi:
"I have a better chance of getting a date with Scarlett Johansson than Northwestern does of making the NCAA tournament."

But maybe he's really handsome?

But what about all those awesome scores we got to read? Remember those posts with just the score? Those were cool. I guess Northwestern won some games this year. It's always cute when a real team goes to their high school gym and forgets to stop laughing until there are a couple minutes left. It happens.

But if that ugly white guy didn't get hurt they'd have won more games!

But he did and they didn't.

Now let's never talk about Northwestern again.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on February 11, 2010, 11:12:36 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 11, 2010, 11:10:20 AM
Now let's never talk about Northwestern again.

Done.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on February 11, 2010, 11:13:18 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 11, 2010, 11:10:20 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 11, 2010, 11:03:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

This guy (http://deadspin.com/5436987/so-you-think-nu-can-dance-will-college-basketballs-sorriest-program-make-the-tournament-week-1) thought they were.
He got the last page of SI a month or so back as well.


From espn's Joe Lunardi:
"I have a better chance of getting a date with Scarlett Johansson than Northwestern does of making the NCAA tournament."

But maybe he's really handsome?

But what about all those awesome scores we got to read? Remember those posts with just the score? Those were cool. I guess Northwestern won some games this year. It's always cute when a real team goes to their high school gym and forgets to stop laughing until there are a couple minutes left. It happens.

But if that ugly white guy didn't get hurt they'd have won more games!

But he did and they didn't.

Now let's never talk about Northwestern again.

*rushes the court*
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Waco Kid on February 11, 2010, 11:40:55 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 11, 2010, 11:10:20 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 11, 2010, 11:03:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

This guy (http://deadspin.com/5436987/so-you-think-nu-can-dance-will-college-basketballs-sorriest-program-make-the-tournament-week-1) thought they were.
He got the last page of SI a month or so back as well.


From espn's Joe Lunardi:
"I have a better chance of getting a date with Scarlett Johansson than Northwestern does of making the NCAA tournament."

But maybe he's really handsome?

But what about all those awesome scores we got to read? Remember those posts with just the score? Those were cool. I guess Northwestern won some games this year. It's always cute when a real team goes to their high school gym and forgets to stop laughing until there are a couple minutes left. It happens.

But if that ugly white guy didn't get hurt they'd have won more games!

But he did and they didn't.

Now let's never talk about Northwestern again.


What is this "Northwestern" you speak of?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Ivy6 on February 11, 2010, 11:46:33 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 11, 2010, 11:40:55 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 11, 2010, 11:10:20 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 11, 2010, 11:03:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

This guy (http://deadspin.com/5436987/so-you-think-nu-can-dance-will-college-basketballs-sorriest-program-make-the-tournament-week-1) thought they were.
He got the last page of SI a month or so back as well.


From espn's Joe Lunardi:
"I have a better chance of getting a date with Scarlett Johansson than Northwestern does of making the NCAA tournament."

But maybe he's really handsome?

But what about all those awesome scores we got to read? Remember those posts with just the score? Those were cool. I guess Northwestern won some games this year. It's always cute when a real team goes to their high school gym and forgets to stop laughing until there are a couple minutes left. It happens.

But if that ugly white guy didn't get hurt they'd have won more games!

But he did and they didn't.

Now let's never talk about Northwestern again.


What is this "Northwestern" you speak of?

It's one of the 10 best schools in America and has an excellent Athletic Department when taking that into consideration.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on February 11, 2010, 12:14:18 PM
The scores were simply keeping pace with the thread where we update everyone on teams they don't care about whenever something they don't care about takes place. So here's an update! NU played like a bunch of gutless assholes last night. 
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on February 11, 2010, 12:16:39 PM
Quote from: Day Man on February 11, 2010, 12:14:18 PM
The scores were simply keeping pace with the thread where we update everyone on teams they don't care about whenever something they don't care about takes place. So here's an update! NU played like a bunch of gutless assholes last night. 

But what of Minnesota?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on February 11, 2010, 12:21:59 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 12:16:39 PM
Quote from: Day Man on February 11, 2010, 12:14:18 PM
The scores were simply keeping pace with the thread where we update everyone on teams they don't care about whenever something they don't care about takes place. So here's an update! NU played like a bunch of gutless assholes last night. 

But what of Minnesota?

Go Twins!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 11, 2010, 03:05:09 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 11:13:18 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 11, 2010, 11:10:20 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 11, 2010, 11:03:04 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 07:40:18 AM
For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

This guy (http://deadspin.com/5436987/so-you-think-nu-can-dance-will-college-basketballs-sorriest-program-make-the-tournament-week-1) thought they were.
He got the last page of SI a month or so back as well.


From espn's Joe Lunardi:
"I have a better chance of getting a date with Scarlett Johansson than Northwestern does of making the NCAA tournament."

But maybe he's really handsome?

But what about all those awesome scores we got to read? Remember those posts with just the score? Those were cool. I guess Northwestern won some games this year. It's always cute when a real team goes to their high school gym and forgets to stop laughing until there are a couple minutes left. It happens.

But if that ugly white guy didn't get hurt they'd have won more games!

But he did and they didn't.

Now let's never talk about Northwestern again.

*rushes the court*

*Shakes head disapprovingly*
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Since there is no thread for the awesomeness that is A-10 Basketball, it should be noted that the new AP rankings are out and....lo and behold:

Quote
25. Richmond (20-6)

First time in the Top 25 in 26 years.

Which means that, whichever lameass Big 10 team you root for, Richmond is better.*

*Unless you root for Purdue, MSU, OSU or Wisconsin.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Yeti on February 15, 2010, 12:39:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Since there is no thread for the awesomeness that is A-10 Basketball, it should be noted that the new AP rankings are out and....lo and behold:

Quote
25. Richmond (20-6)

First time in the Top 25 in 26 years.

Which means that, whichever lameass Big 10 team you root for, Richmond is better.*

*Unless you root for Purdue, MSU, OSU or Wisconsin.


Fuck Richmond
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:39:32 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 15, 2010, 12:39:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Since there is no thread for the awesomeness that is A-10 Basketball, it should be noted that the new AP rankings are out and....lo and behold:

Quote
25. Richmond (20-6)

First time in the Top 25 in 26 years.

Which means that, whichever lameass Big 10 team you root for, Richmond is better.*

*Unless you root for Purdue, MSU, OSU or Wisconsin.


Fuck Richmond

FUCK YOUR MOTHER
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Yeti on February 15, 2010, 12:48:29 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:39:32 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 15, 2010, 12:39:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Since there is no thread for the awesomeness that is A-10 Basketball, it should be noted that the new AP rankings are out and....lo and behold:

Quote
25. Richmond (20-6)

First time in the Top 25 in 26 years.

Which means that, whichever lameass Big 10 team you root for, Richmond is better.*

*Unless you root for Purdue, MSU, OSU or Wisconsin.


Fuck Richmond

FUCK YOUR MOTHER

She has been asking about you...
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:49:51 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 15, 2010, 12:48:29 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:39:32 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 15, 2010, 12:39:02 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Since there is no thread for the awesomeness that is A-10 Basketball, it should be noted that the new AP rankings are out and....lo and behold:

Quote
25. Richmond (20-6)

First time in the Top 25 in 26 years.

Which means that, whichever lameass Big 10 team you root for, Richmond is better.*

*Unless you root for Purdue, MSU, OSU or Wisconsin.


Fuck Richmond

FUCK YOUR MOTHER

She has been asking about you...

She'll stop once the Spiders run a train on her.

A Top 25 train.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 15, 2010, 12:55:28 PM
Being ranked in college basketball means as much as what's inside this circle ----> O
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:57:10 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 15, 2010, 12:55:28 PM
Being ranked in college basketball means as much as what's inside this circle ----> O

We get it, you're not ranked.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 15, 2010, 01:15:51 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:57:10 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 15, 2010, 12:55:28 PM
Being ranked in college basketball means as much as what's inside this circle ----> O

We get it, you're not ranked.

The day I, as a lone human being who isn't even good at basketball, get ranked...well that's going to be a fun day.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: JD on February 15, 2010, 01:17:06 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 15, 2010, 01:15:51 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:57:10 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 15, 2010, 12:55:28 PM
Being ranked in college basketball means as much as what's inside this circle ----> O

We get it, you're not ranked.

The day I, as a lone human being who isn't even good at basketball, get ranked...well that's going to be a fun day.

I'm 7th.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 15, 2010, 01:18:52 PM
Quote from: JD on February 15, 2010, 01:17:06 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 15, 2010, 01:15:51 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 15, 2010, 12:57:10 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 15, 2010, 12:55:28 PM
Being ranked in college basketball means as much as what's inside this circle ----> O

We get it, you're not ranked.

The day I, as a lone human being who isn't even good at basketball, get ranked...well that's going to be a fun day.

I'm 7th.

They were talking about basketball polls. Not poetry rankings.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 09:54:45 AM
Buckle up, Octaroons. It's gon' be a BIG'UN!11!!!!

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-358682&prov=rivals&type=lgns

If you need me, I'll be on my couch in the fetal position, moaning like a scared little bitch.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 07:38:28 PM
Oh, hell fuckin' yeah.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 17, 2010, 09:54:12 PM
81-70
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 20, 2010, 06:10:52 PM
PERDOO!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on February 20, 2010, 06:29:37 PM
Illinois played pretty well for 30 minutes, however the Illini just have such a short bench that Purdue was able to wear them down.

I'm trying to restrain myself from making comments about officiating, but Curtis Shaw's performance in the last six minutes of today's game deserves a Hall of Shame nomination.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 21, 2010, 03:06:49 PM
Quote from: BC on February 20, 2010, 06:29:37 PM
Illinois played pretty well for 30 minutes, however the Illini just have such a short bench that Purdue was able to wear them down.

I'm trying to restrain myself from making comments about officiating, but Curtis Shaw's performance in the last six minutes of today's game deserves a Hall of Shame nomination.

All those calls were completely legit. All of them.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on February 21, 2010, 04:52:08 PM
Well, I'm not going to get into a debate on every specific call... The truly horrible call was Cole's fifth foul, no way in Hades was that a blocking... Especially since Richardson got called for a charge in the first half when the defender was moving and nowhere close to a position where a charge would have actually gained an advantage. The technical on Weber was also silly, what's the point of calling a T with 20 seconds left and the game decided unless the guy is either about to throw a chair or has called your mother 20 horrible names in a row?

Since 1996...

Most Technicals by an NCAA official...

1. Curtis Shaw 611
2. Karl Hess 410


Most Ejections...

1. Curtis Shaw 26
2. Steve Welmer 15



Forget about everything else for a moment, these two stats alone show that Mr. Shaw is way too emotional, hot-headed, or whatever other term you want to use to be an NCAA official, or at least be a good one.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on February 21, 2010, 05:06:05 PM
Quote from: BC on February 21, 2010, 04:52:08 PMno way in Hades was that a blocking.

Andy, you've had a hilarious run with this BC character, but he's getting too unrealistic.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on February 21, 2010, 05:06:56 PM
Sourcing for my last statement:

http://statsheet.com/mcb/referees/curtis-shaw
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 21, 2010, 08:00:32 PM
Cole was under the basket. You can't stand there. Weber got T'd up so that Purdue could win by 10. That's a nice and tidy sum. Forget this game. Your Illini have work to do if they want to avoid an 8/9 seed and a quick exit in March.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on February 22, 2010, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 21, 2010, 08:00:32 PM
Cole was under the basket. You can't stand there. Weber got T'd up so that Purdue could win by 10. That's a nice and tidy sum. Forget this game. Your Illini have work to do if they want to avoid an 8/9 seed and a quick exit in March.

I would take an 8 or 9 seed right now and call it a day for the rest of the regular season and Big Ten Tournament. This team is just so damn inconsistent... Beating Michigan State at home and Wisconsin on the road while losing to Bradley and Utah in the same season...
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 22, 2010, 07:44:17 PM
Quote from: BC on February 22, 2010, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 21, 2010, 08:00:32 PM
Cole was under the basket. You can't stand there. Weber got T'd up so that Purdue could win by 10. That's a nice and tidy sum. Forget this game. Your Illini have work to do if they want to avoid an 8/9 seed and a quick exit in March.

I would take an 8 or 9 seed right now and call it a day for the rest of the regular season and Big Ten Tournament. This team is just so damn inconsistent... Beating Michigan State at home and Wisconsin on the road while losing to Bradley and Utah in the same season...

What did you expect? It's been a fun year if you ask me. They've done much better than I thought they would do and have been in almost every game. Next year is when the expectations shoot through the roof. With the excellent freshman coming in and McCamey dominating when he feels like it, it's going to be a lot of fun to watch. For now, I'll be happy with some tournament experience and knowing they'll be able to spring an upset if McCamey and Davis decide to bring their give-a-shit.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Shooter on February 22, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
Quote from: BC on February 22, 2010, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 21, 2010, 08:00:32 PM
Cole was under the basket. You can't stand there. Weber got T'd up so that Purdue could win by 10. That's a nice and tidy sum. Forget this game. Your Illini have work to do if they want to avoid an 8/9 seed and a quick exit in March.

I would take an 8 or 9 seed right now and call it a day for the rest of the regular season and Big Ten Tournament. This team is just so damn inconsistent... Beating Michigan State at home and Wisconsin on the road while losing to Bradley and Utah in the same season...

They're better off with a 10- or 11-seed than 8 or 9.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: JD on February 22, 2010, 09:52:41 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 22, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
Quote from: BC on February 22, 2010, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 21, 2010, 08:00:32 PM
Cole was under the basket. You can't stand there. Weber got T'd up so that Purdue could win by 10. That's a nice and tidy sum. Forget this game. Your Illini have work to do if they want to avoid an 8/9 seed and a quick exit in March.

I would take an 8 or 9 seed right now and call it a day for the rest of the regular season and Big Ten Tournament. This team is just so damn inconsistent... Beating Michigan State at home and Wisconsin on the road while losing to Bradley and Utah in the same season...

They're better off with a 10- or 11-seed than 8 or 9.

It'd be best for everyone if they just stayed home.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 23, 2010, 08:46:30 AM
Quote from: JD on February 22, 2010, 09:52:41 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 22, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
Quote from: BC on February 22, 2010, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 21, 2010, 08:00:32 PM
Cole was under the basket. You can't stand there. Weber got T'd up so that Purdue could win by 10. That's a nice and tidy sum. Forget this game. Your Illini have work to do if they want to avoid an 8/9 seed and a quick exit in March.

I would take an 8 or 9 seed right now and call it a day for the rest of the regular season and Big Ten Tournament. This team is just so damn inconsistent... Beating Michigan State at home and Wisconsin on the road while losing to Bradley and Utah in the same season...

They're better off with a 10- or 11-seed than 8 or 9.

It'd be best for everyone if they just stayed home.

I don't understand why a 10 or 11 is better than an 8 or a 9. It's kind of Chuckish to drop such a ridiculous statement on an unsuspecting messageboard and then just stand back and watch it splatter all over the room. Please explain.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Yeti on February 23, 2010, 09:02:43 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 23, 2010, 08:46:30 AM
Quote from: JD on February 22, 2010, 09:52:41 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 22, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
Quote from: BC on February 22, 2010, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 21, 2010, 08:00:32 PM
Cole was under the basket. You can't stand there. Weber got T'd up so that Purdue could win by 10. That's a nice and tidy sum. Forget this game. Your Illini have work to do if they want to avoid an 8/9 seed and a quick exit in March.

I would take an 8 or 9 seed right now and call it a day for the rest of the regular season and Big Ten Tournament. This team is just so damn inconsistent... Beating Michigan State at home and Wisconsin on the road while losing to Bradley and Utah in the same season...

They're better off with a 10- or 11-seed than 8 or 9.

It'd be best for everyone if they just stayed home.

I don't understand why a 10 or 11 is better than an 8 or a 9. It's kind of Chuckish to drop such a ridiculous statement on an unsuspecting messageboard and then just stand back and watch it splatter all over the room. Please explain.

I'd have to assume because they'd be more likely to be able to get out of the second round. That all hinges off of them winning the first round game, though.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 23, 2010, 09:38:52 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 23, 2010, 09:02:43 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 23, 2010, 08:46:30 AM
Quote from: JD on February 22, 2010, 09:52:41 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 22, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
Quote from: BC on February 22, 2010, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 21, 2010, 08:00:32 PM
Cole was under the basket. You can't stand there. Weber got T'd up so that Purdue could win by 10. That's a nice and tidy sum. Forget this game. Your Illini have work to do if they want to avoid an 8/9 seed and a quick exit in March.

I would take an 8 or 9 seed right now and call it a day for the rest of the regular season and Big Ten Tournament. This team is just so damn inconsistent... Beating Michigan State at home and Wisconsin on the road while losing to Bradley and Utah in the same season...

They're better off with a 10- or 11-seed than 8 or 9.

It'd be best for everyone if they just stayed home.

I don't understand why a 10 or 11 is better than an 8 or a 9. It's kind of Chuckish to drop such a ridiculous statement on an unsuspecting messageboard and then just stand back and watch it splatter all over the room. Please explain.

I'd have to assume because they'd be more likely to be able to get out of the second round. That all hinges off of them winning the first round game, though.

Ok, I get it. I don't agree with it, but I get it. Well... maybe. Depends on who they'd get. I'm willing sit back to let this all play out.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Shooter on February 23, 2010, 10:57:57 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 23, 2010, 09:38:52 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 23, 2010, 09:02:43 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 23, 2010, 08:46:30 AM
Quote from: JD on February 22, 2010, 09:52:41 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 22, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
Quote from: BC on February 22, 2010, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 21, 2010, 08:00:32 PM
Cole was under the basket. You can't stand there. Weber got T'd up so that Purdue could win by 10. That's a nice and tidy sum. Forget this game. Your Illini have work to do if they want to avoid an 8/9 seed and a quick exit in March.

I would take an 8 or 9 seed right now and call it a day for the rest of the regular season and Big Ten Tournament. This team is just so damn inconsistent... Beating Michigan State at home and Wisconsin on the road while losing to Bradley and Utah in the same season...

They're better off with a 10- or 11-seed than 8 or 9.

It'd be best for everyone if they just stayed home.

I don't understand why a 10 or 11 is better than an 8 or a 9. It's kind of Chuckish to drop such a ridiculous statement on an unsuspecting messageboard and then just stand back and watch it splatter all over the room. Please explain.

I'd have to assume because they'd be more likely to be able to get out of the second round. That all hinges off of them winning the first round game, though.

Ok, I get it. I don't agree with it, but I get it. Well... maybe. Depends on who they'd get. I'm willing sit back to let this all play out.

I should have looked at the numbers before writing. A #10 is probably better than an #8 or #9, since you avoid the #1 seed in the second round.

#10 seeds beat #7 seeds about 39% of the time in round one and beat #2 seeds a little of 42% of the time in round 2.
#8 vs. #9 games are a 50-50 split, and the #8/#9 seed wins about 14% of the time in round 2 vs. #1 seeds.
#11 seeds beat #6 seeds about 31% of the time, but #3 seeds beat #11s almost 90%.

Looking purely at these percentages, a #10 seed has about a 16% chance of advancing to the Sweet 16, a #8/9 has about a 7% chance, and a #11 has about a 3% chance.

I think. I'm sure there is plenty of math fail in there.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Pre on February 23, 2010, 11:04:29 AM
I would assume some of the disparity also has to do with the fact that it seems
that weaker teams from strong conferences seem more likely to get the 8/9
type seeds, where as strong teams from weak conferences tend to get the 10-12
and strong teams from weak conferences have a higher chance of going on a roll.

Of course, I could just be talking out of my ass.  I lack BC's college basketball
acumen.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 23, 2010, 01:25:26 PM
Quote from: Pre on February 23, 2010, 11:04:29 AM
I would assume some of the disparity also has to do with the fact that it seems
that weaker teams from strong conferences seem more likely to get the 8/9
type seeds, where as strong teams from weak conferences tend to get the 10-12
and strong teams from weak conferences have a higher chance of going on a roll.

Of course, I could just be talking out of my ass.  I lack BC's college basketball
acumen.

Who among us doesn't? Our boy Brian has an enormous ass.

Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on February 24, 2010, 07:55:22 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 23, 2010, 01:25:26 PM
Quote from: Pre on February 23, 2010, 11:04:29 AM
I would assume some of the disparity also has to do with the fact that it seems
that weaker teams from strong conferences seem more likely to get the 8/9
type seeds, where as strong teams from weak conferences tend to get the 10-12
and strong teams from weak conferences have a higher chance of going on a roll.

Of course, I could just be talking out of my ass.  I lack BC's college basketball
acumen.

Who among us doesn't? Our boy Brian has an enormous ass.



Well, there are some things down there weighing me down all the time.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 24, 2010, 07:56:36 PM
Quote from: BC on February 24, 2010, 07:55:22 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 23, 2010, 01:25:26 PM
Quote from: Pre on February 23, 2010, 11:04:29 AM
I would assume some of the disparity also has to do with the fact that it seems
that weaker teams from strong conferences seem more likely to get the 8/9
type seeds, where as strong teams from weak conferences tend to get the 10-12
and strong teams from weak conferences have a higher chance of going on a roll.

Of course, I could just be talking out of my ass.  I lack BC's college basketball
acumen.

Who among us doesn't? Our boy Brian has an enormous ass.



Well, there are some things down there weighing me down all the time.

When you're done with the glass dildo, you take it out.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on February 24, 2010, 08:50:45 PM
Speaking of taking it out, Minnesota has taken it to Purdue with a 10-0 run to take the lead here to start the second half.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 24, 2010, 10:29:21 PM
Quote from: BC on February 24, 2010, 08:50:45 PM
Speaking of taking it out, Minnesota has taken it to Purdue with a 10-0 run to take the lead here to start the second half.

Then what happened?

(prays for Robbie)
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 24, 2010, 10:45:18 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 24, 2010, 10:29:21 PM
Quote from: BC on February 24, 2010, 08:50:45 PM
Speaking of taking it out, Minnesota has taken it to Purdue with a 10-0 run to take the lead here to start the second half.

Then what happened?

(prays for Robbie)

Prayin' won't do ya no good.

And you were totally gonna win that title. Aw.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 25, 2010, 07:52:29 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 24, 2010, 10:45:18 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 24, 2010, 10:29:21 PM
Quote from: BC on February 24, 2010, 08:50:45 PM
Speaking of taking it out, Minnesota has taken it to Purdue with a 10-0 run to take the lead here to start the second half.

Then what happened?

(prays for Robbie)

Prayin' won't do ya no good.

And you were totally gonna win that title. Aw.

The Big Ten title is still within reach. Then we'll just have to see how it all plays out. Purdue was clearly one of the nation's five best teams over the past six weeks. Without Hummel they'll probably be in the top 8-12. Things are still possible but... shit. Fuck my life in the face with a stained-glass dilrod.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Kermit IV on February 25, 2010, 09:07:38 AM
Quote from: BC on February 24, 2010, 08:50:45 PM
Speaking of taking it out, Minnesota has taken it to Purdue with a 10-0 run to take the lead here to start the second half.

With segues like that, it's a wonder your radio career hasn't taken off.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 25, 2010, 09:20:07 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 25, 2010, 09:07:38 AM
Quote from: BC on February 24, 2010, 08:50:45 PM
Speaking of taking it out, Minnesota has taken it to Purdue with a 10-0 run to take the lead here to start the second half.

With segues like that, it's a wonder your radio career hasn't taken off.

Speaking of segues, what's up with turtles? They live for a long time and stuff.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on February 25, 2010, 10:58:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 25, 2010, 07:52:29 AM
Fuck my life in the face with a stained-glass dilrod.

Ah hells yes.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 25, 2010, 11:31:52 AM
I bet it's a sprain.



A sprain. . .
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Waco Kid on February 25, 2010, 11:41:05 AM
http://twitter.com/goodmanonfox/status/9635261260 (http://twitter.com/goodmanonfox/status/9635261260)

QuoteRobbie Hummel's initial diagnosis is a torn ACL - he's currently in Indianapolis to confirm via an MRI -

Hummel looks to be done.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 25, 2010, 11:53:10 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 25, 2010, 11:41:05 AM
http://twitter.com/goodmanonfox/status/9635261260 (http://twitter.com/goodmanonfox/status/9635261260)

QuoteRobbie Hummel's initial diagnosis is a torn ACL - he's currently in Indianapolis to confirm via an MRI -

Hummel looks to be done.

Darn it to heck.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 25, 2010, 12:01:40 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 25, 2010, 11:53:10 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 25, 2010, 11:41:05 AM
http://twitter.com/goodmanonfox/status/9635261260 (http://twitter.com/goodmanonfox/status/9635261260)

QuoteRobbie Hummel's initial diagnosis is a torn ACL - he's currently in Indianapolis to confirm via an MRI -

Hummel looks to be done.

Darn it to heck.

Fiddlesticks!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 25, 2010, 12:02:04 PM
(http://i.treehugger.com/files/th_images/jumper.jpg)
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on February 25, 2010, 01:11:18 PM
Downtrodden Apex = hilarious Apex. I salute Bob Hummel's gay knee for providing me with some laughs.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 25, 2010, 01:16:34 PM
Quote from: R-V on February 25, 2010, 01:11:18 PM
Downtrodden Apex = hilarious Apex. I salute Bob Hummel's gay knee for providing me with some laughs.

Well, you and I should go to a Bears game together next year. You'd likely piss yourself.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on February 25, 2010, 01:27:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 25, 2010, 01:16:34 PM
Quote from: R-V on February 25, 2010, 01:11:18 PM
Downtrodden Apex = hilarious Apex. I salute Bob Hummel's gay knee for providing me with some laughs.

Well, you and I should go to a Bears game together next year. You'd likely piss yourself.

Can we sit in front of Huey so I can stand up and cheer while a big play is hai, rather than waiting for the official first down signal from Hochuli?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 25, 2010, 01:33:10 PM
Quote from: R-V on February 25, 2010, 01:27:56 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 25, 2010, 01:16:34 PM
Quote from: R-V on February 25, 2010, 01:11:18 PM
Downtrodden Apex = hilarious Apex. I salute Bob Hummel's gay knee for providing me with some laughs.

Well, you and I should go to a Bears game together next year. You'd likely piss yourself.

Can we sit in front of Huey so I can stand up and cheer while a big play is hai, rather than waiting for the official first down signal from Hochuli?

No.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on February 25, 2010, 01:40:51 PM
I do feel bad for the Purdue fans out there, hate to see a season wrecked by an injury such as Hummel's. The rest of the team is still good enough to make a Sweet 16, but the Final Four sadly seems to be out of the realm of possibility at this point.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 25, 2010, 01:54:58 PM
seems
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 28, 2010, 05:27:27 PM
I really don't like sports anymore.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on February 28, 2010, 06:05:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 28, 2010, 05:27:27 PM
I really don't like sports anymore.

I wish I could quit them.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: JD on February 28, 2010, 06:11:53 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 28, 2010, 06:05:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 28, 2010, 05:27:27 PM
I really don't like sports anymore.

I wish I could quit them.

But then your sleeveless tshirts would look funny!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on February 28, 2010, 06:24:03 PM
Purdue needed Hummel to step up today and whack one of those big bastards for State in the head with those crutches of his. But no. He just sat there looking indifferent and hang-doggish, offering very little encouragement or side-coaching. Pretty pathetic effort if you ask me. I think he got hurt on purpose so he wouldn't have to practice or play anymore. If he was in any kind of shape he wouldn't of gotten hurt so easily anyway. Nobody even touched his candy ass. He just took a little hop and "OH NO MY KNEE!!!"

Fucking bitch-made pussy ass cunt.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on March 13, 2010, 05:30:35 AM
69-61.

Not exactly the epic payback I had envisioned. Sometimes, there just isn't enough aloe.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: D. Doluntap on March 13, 2010, 03:17:05 PM
Stupid Illinois.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on March 13, 2010, 04:22:19 PM
I sincerely hope Apex is not watching the Minnesota/Purdue game.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: BC on March 13, 2010, 04:50:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 13, 2010, 04:22:19 PM
I sincerely hope Apex is not watching the Minnesota/Purdue game.

Hopefully nobody else is either, what an ugly half of hoops.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on March 13, 2010, 05:18:17 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 13, 2010, 04:22:19 PM
I sincerely hope Apex is not watching the Minnesota/Purdue game.

Oh my. And they just lost another player.

Sorry Pex.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on March 14, 2010, 05:42:18 PM
They got a decent draw after all though. Siena? Texas A&M? Doable. Duke? Shit.

Worst. Injury. Ever.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on March 14, 2010, 05:45:21 PM
I still like Bruce Weber, but one tourney win in 5 years sucks human chocolate icing.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on March 14, 2010, 05:46:16 PM
And I know it's a dick move but this is for BC:



I-L-L...                                      NIT!!!!!
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Yeti on March 14, 2010, 05:48:01 PM
56-52
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on March 14, 2010, 05:57:36 PM
Stay tuned for the NIT Selection Show live from some Off Track Betting location with shitty lighting and some kind of buffet.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on March 14, 2010, 06:12:08 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 14, 2010, 05:57:36 PM
Stay tuned for the NIT Selection Show live from some Off Track Betting location with shitty lighting and some kind of buffet.

I figured they'd be having it at Northwestern.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Waco Kid on March 14, 2010, 06:18:10 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 14, 2010, 05:45:21 PM
I still like Bruce Weber, but one tourney win in 5 years sucks human chocolate icing.

I don't like him anymore. In fact fuck Bruce Weber. He was handed a top flight program and fucked it up.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Yeti on March 14, 2010, 06:23:47 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 14, 2010, 06:18:10 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 14, 2010, 05:45:21 PM
I still like Bruce Weber, but one tourney win in 5 years sucks human chocolate icing.

I don't like him anymore. In fact fuck Bruce Weber. He was handed a top flight program and fucked it up.

Eh, I'm taking a wait and see approach. If they aren't a top 20 team next year, then I'll probably be on the FBW bandwagon
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on March 14, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
Illinois is the 1 seed in the Who Gives a Fuck Tournament and yet they're on the road at Stony Brook, which sounds more like a mental institution than a learnin' place.

I don't understand this NIT at all.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 14, 2010, 09:49:04 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 14, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
Illinois is the 1 seed in the Who Gives a Fuck Tournament and yet they're on the road at Stony Brook, which sounds more like a mental institution than a learnin' place.

I don't understand this NIT at all.

Stony Brook students make Oleg look like a Mormon.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Shooter on March 15, 2010, 12:05:17 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 14, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
Illinois is the 1 seed in the Who Gives a Fuck Tournament and yet they're on the road at Stony Brook, which sounds more like a mental institution than a learnin' place.

I don't understand this NIT at all.

Cirque du Soliel (fucked up spelling, I'm sure) is in Assembly Hall. Illini have to go on the road.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: PenFoe on March 15, 2010, 12:01:30 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 14, 2010, 05:42:18 PM
They got a decent draw after all though. Siena? Texas A&M? Doable. Duke? Shit.

Worst. Injury. Ever.

Siena is pretty good.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on March 15, 2010, 03:05:32 PM
No more Lick at Iowa. (http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=ap-iowa-lickliter)
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on March 15, 2010, 03:51:10 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 15, 2010, 12:01:30 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 14, 2010, 05:42:18 PM
They got a decent draw after all though. Siena? Texas A&M? Doable. Duke? Shit.

Worst. Injury. Ever.

Siena is pretty good.

I know. I saw them play against Butler. It's not like Purdue can't grind out a win against them though. Most teams won't be ready for what Purdue can do to them defensively. The major problem will be rebounding of course. If Purdue can shoot a decent percentage unlike their previous, oh, seven games, they will make the Sweet 16. I have nothing of value riding on that assertion. It's just a fan talking out his ass at this point.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: MAD on March 15, 2010, 04:45:14 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 15, 2010, 03:51:10 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 15, 2010, 12:01:30 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 14, 2010, 05:42:18 PM
They got a decent draw after all though. Siena? Texas A&M? Doable. Duke? Shit.

Worst. Injury. Ever.

Siena is pretty good.

I know. I saw them play against Butler. It's not like Purdue can't grind out a win against them though. Most teams won't be ready for what Purdue can do to them defensively. The major problem will be rebounding of course. If Purdue can shoot a decent percentage unlike their previous, oh, seven games, they will make the Sweet 16. I have nothing of value riding on that assertion. It's just a fan talking out his ass at this point.

At this point?
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on March 15, 2010, 06:21:20 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 15, 2010, 04:45:14 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 15, 2010, 03:51:10 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 15, 2010, 12:01:30 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 14, 2010, 05:42:18 PM
They got a decent draw after all though. Siena? Texas A&M? Doable. Duke? Shit.

Worst. Injury. Ever.

Siena is pretty good.

I know. I saw them play against Butler. It's not like Purdue can't grind out a win against them though. Most teams won't be ready for what Purdue can do to them defensively. The major problem will be rebounding of course. If Purdue can shoot a decent percentage unlike their previous, oh, seven games, they will make the Sweet 16. I have nothing of value riding on that assertion. It's just a fan talking out his ass at this point.

At this point?

You heartless bastard.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on March 15, 2010, 11:32:20 PM
Fuck you. I'm sure you were all pumping the Bears as Super Bowl champs without question when Tommie went down in '06. Before that, we were what we were.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 11:07:05 PM
76-64.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on March 18, 2010, 03:38:04 PM
46-10.

/thread
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on March 18, 2010, 05:01:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 11:07:05 PM
76-64.

I'm feeding on your bitterness.  Keep it up.  See ya in football.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Yeti on March 18, 2010, 05:07:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2010, 03:38:04 PM
46-10.

/thread

Fuck it, I'll ask... I don't get this.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on March 18, 2010, 05:27:05 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 18, 2010, 05:07:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2010, 03:38:04 PM
46-10.

/thread

Fuck it, I'll ask... I don't get this.

(http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/81353778.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA548ECA87D605C46195EFCBAEF69C82638E4144729CCA429513B)
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Yeti on March 18, 2010, 05:56:36 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 18, 2010, 05:27:05 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 18, 2010, 05:07:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2010, 03:38:04 PM
46-10.

/thread

Fuck it, I'll ask... I don't get this.

(http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/81353778.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA548ECA87D605C46195EFCBAEF69C82638E4144729CCA429513B)

I guess I should memorize that score. My apologies
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on March 18, 2010, 08:03:26 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 18, 2010, 05:56:36 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 18, 2010, 05:27:05 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 18, 2010, 05:07:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2010, 03:38:04 PM
46-10.

/thread

Fuck it, I'll ask... I don't get this.

(http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/81353778.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA548ECA87D605C46195EFCBAEF69C82638E4144729CCA429513B)

I guess I should memorize that score. My apologies

Dumbass.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on March 20, 2010, 07:09:39 PM
Quote from: Day Man on March 18, 2010, 05:01:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 11:07:05 PM
76-64.

I'm feeding on your bitterness.  Keep it up.  See ya in football.

My bitterness is too much for you to handle. You weak-minded buttcrum.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on March 20, 2010, 07:21:27 PM
You know, I wasn't mad at Bill Self when he left Illinois for Kansas.  Despite what many Illinois fans might think, it was a big trade up for him.  It made perfect sense for Self to take that job. 

But yeah, I still like seeing he and his hairpiece get bounced from the tourney early.

No. 1 over all seed, indeed.

Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on March 20, 2010, 10:59:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 20, 2010, 07:09:39 PM
Quote from: Day Man on March 18, 2010, 05:01:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 11:07:05 PM
76-64.

I'm feeding on your bitterness.  Keep it up.  See ya in football.

My bitterness is too much for you to handle. You weak-minded buttcrum.

That took two days?  You're just mailing in your bitterness now.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on March 20, 2010, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: Day Man on March 20, 2010, 10:59:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 20, 2010, 07:09:39 PM
Quote from: Day Man on March 18, 2010, 05:01:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 11:07:05 PM
76-64.

I'm feeding on your bitterness.  Keep it up.  See ya in football.

My bitterness is too much for you to handle. You weak-minded buttcrum.

That took two days?  You're just mailing in your bitterness now.

My bitterness needs its sleep.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: CT III on September 10, 2010, 11:54:01 AM
I don't feel like starting a new NCAA thread for this, but Bruce Pearl and the Tennessee basketball program are apparently under investigation:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=5552505

I'm betting the NCAA received an anonymous tip from an interested party in Carmi, IL.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Internet Apex on September 10, 2010, 09:40:45 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 10, 2010, 11:54:01 AM
I don't feel like starting a new NCAA thread for this, but Bruce Pearl and the Tennessee basketball program are apparently under investigation:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=5552505

I'm betting the NCAA received an anonymous tip from an interested party in Carmi, IL.

LOL
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 10, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 10, 2010, 11:54:01 AM
I don't feel like starting a new NCAA thread for this, but Bruce Pearl and the Tennessee basketball program are apparently under investigation:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=5552505

I'm betting the NCAA received an anonymous tip from an interested party in Carmi, IL.

Desipio should have had that scoop.  He's (http://www.staatalent.com/client/brian-crozier/index.htm) been cheating (http://staatalent.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3048&p=14016#p14016) on the only site with some other one (http://staatalent.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3086&p=14159#p14159) as if the Green Street Journal never existed.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on May 16, 2011, 11:22:37 AM
My day won't be complete until I get BC's reaction to this (http://twitter.com/#!/IllinoisLoyalty/statuses/70162000654774272).

QuoteRon Guenther will retire on July 1, 2011. Search committee will begin work immediately to find a new AD. RG to speak to the media at Noon.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Slaky on August 09, 2011, 01:11:58 PM
Jereme Richmond is getting drafted to the All About-To-Be-Raped-In-Prison Team next season. Kudos!

QuoteFormer Waukegan High School and University of Illinois basketball standout Jereme Richmond was charged Tuesday with beating a woman and threatening her with a gun.

Read more: http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20110809/news/708099900/#ixzz1UYXA01LP
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: R-V on August 09, 2011, 03:03:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 09, 2011, 01:11:58 PM
Jereme Richmond is getting drafted to the All About-To-Be-Raped-In-Prison Team next season. Kudos!

QuoteFormer Waukegan High School and University of Illinois basketball standout Jereme Richmond was charged Tuesday with beating a woman and threatening her with a gun.

Read more: http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20110809/news/708099900/#ixzz1UYXA01LP

Intrepid Reader: BC

If only Richmond would have shot the basketball as well as he shoots a gun! My word, this is more embarrassing for Bruce Weber than that time he ran over Bo Ryan on Highway 41.
Title: Re: All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread
Post by: Brownie on August 09, 2011, 04:06:17 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 09, 2011, 03:03:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 09, 2011, 01:11:58 PM
Jereme Richmond is getting drafted to the All About-To-Be-Raped-In-Prison Team next season. Kudos!

QuoteFormer Waukegan High School and University of Illinois basketball standout Jereme Richmond was charged Tuesday with beating a woman and threatening her with a gun.

Read more: http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20110809/news/708099900/#ixzz1UYXA01LP

Intrepid Reader: BC

If only Richmond would have shot the basketball as well as he shoots a gun! My word, this is more embarrassing for Bruce Weber than that time he ran over Bo Ryan on Highway 41.

It's the first bad shot he didn't take.