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Title: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Slaky on December 16, 2009, 05:26:05 PM
Reports are he's now deceased.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/12/16/chris-henry-suffers-serious-injuries-in-car-accident/
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Slaky on December 16, 2009, 05:31:21 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Got to give him points for creativity.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 06:11:01 PM
But wait....there's more. (http://twitter.com/joereedy/status/6746316898)
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: ChuckD on December 16, 2009, 06:30:21 PM
I looked up his stats and it doesn't looked like Chris Henry touched a lot of people this year.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Slaky on December 16, 2009, 07:03:22 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 06:11:01 PM
But wait....there's more. (http://twitter.com/joereedy/status/6746316898)

Run toward the light!
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: ChuckD on December 16, 2009, 08:01:54 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 16, 2009, 07:03:22 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 06:11:01 PM
But wait....there's more. (http://twitter.com/joereedy/status/6746316898)

Run toward the light!

I've got faith in him because he's got a long history of running tward the spotlight.

Ed. I don't watch football but I hear things so this is all an assumption and bat be incorrect.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 09:03:08 AM
Back to the future?
http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story/Charlotte-Police-Report-Chris-Henry-Has-Died/DOFAG9gnokSnY0d36GeO2w.cspx

Dead again.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 17, 2009, 09:09:44 AM
I wonder if they're going to charge his fiancee with a homicide.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Weebs on December 17, 2009, 09:28:26 AM
Investigative journalism at its finest:

QuoteHenry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga's MySpace page identifies herself as "Mrs. C. Henry" and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 09:37:00 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 17, 2009, 09:28:26 AM
Investigative journalism at its finest:

QuoteHenry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga's MySpace page identifies herself as "Mrs. C. Henry" and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings.

What does this have to do with anything? 
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 17, 2009, 10:12:23 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 17, 2009, 09:28:26 AM
Investigative journalism at its finest:

QuoteHenry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga's MySpace page identifies herself as "Mrs. C. Henry" and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings.

I believe that's the closest a name has ever come to Turanga Leela.

(http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/bios/bioLeela.jpg)
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: CT III on December 17, 2009, 10:20:17 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 17, 2009, 10:12:23 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 17, 2009, 09:28:26 AM
Investigative journalism at its finest:

QuoteHenry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga's MySpace page identifies herself as "Mrs. C. Henry" and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings.

I believe that's the closest a name has ever come to Turanga Leela.


You know, that was my first thought as well.  Go figure.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Slaky on December 17, 2009, 10:21:12 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 17, 2009, 10:20:17 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 17, 2009, 10:12:23 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 17, 2009, 09:28:26 AM
Investigative journalism at its finest:

QuoteHenry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga's MySpace page identifies herself as "Mrs. C. Henry" and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings.

I believe that's the closest a name has ever come to Turanga Leela.


You know, that was my first thought as well.  Go figure.

Why don't you guys just get it over with and touch dongs?
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 17, 2009, 10:49:48 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 17, 2009, 10:21:12 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 17, 2009, 10:20:17 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 17, 2009, 10:12:23 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 17, 2009, 09:28:26 AM
Investigative journalism at its finest:

QuoteHenry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga's MySpace page identifies herself as "Mrs. C. Henry" and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings.

I believe that's the closest a name has ever come to Turanga Leela.


You know, that was my first thought as well.  Go figure.

Why don't you guys just get it over with and touch dongs?

Again?
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: MAD on December 17, 2009, 11:52:59 AM
He touched a lot of gravel?
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: BH on December 17, 2009, 11:54:11 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 17, 2009, 11:52:59 AM
He touched a lot of gravel?
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: MAD on December 17, 2009, 01:15:31 PM
Quote from: BH on December 17, 2009, 11:54:11 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 17, 2009, 11:52:59 AM
He touched a lot of gravel?

So.  Mean!
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 17, 2009, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Gil Gunderson on December 17, 2009, 02:56:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

Ok, that was a good one.

Fork with the lead.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 17, 2009, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure (http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com).
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: BH on December 17, 2009, 03:03:45 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Dane Cook scores a zero on that attempt.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: R-V on December 17, 2009, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure (http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com).

You two are the Holocaust and Plague of comedy.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: BH on December 17, 2009, 03:24:52 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 17, 2009, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure (http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com).

You two are the Holocaust and Plague of comedy.

What's not funny about either of those?
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 17, 2009, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 17, 2009, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure (http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com).

You two are the Holocaust and Plague of comedy.

Which one of us is which?
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Gil Gunderson on December 17, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
Quote from: BH on December 17, 2009, 03:24:52 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 17, 2009, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure (http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com).

You two are the Holocaust and Plague of comedy.

What's not funny about either of those?


The Holocaust only recently became funny.  The Plague has always been funny.

We might not get 9/11 for some time though.

Also, how can TDubbs not be the Plague?
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Ivy6 on December 17, 2009, 04:04:13 PM
Quote from: Intrepid Reader: Michael ScottThere are certain topics that are off limits to comedians: JFK, Aids, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny-I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head. And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious Aids joke. Still one of my dreams.

Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 09:37:36 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on December 17, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
Quote from: BH on December 17, 2009, 03:24:52 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 17, 2009, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure (http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com).

You two are the Holocaust and Plague of comedy.

What's not funny about either of those?


The Holocaust only recently became funny.  The Plague has always been funny.

We might not get 9/11 for some time though.

Also, how can TDubbs not be the Plague?

Thanks for thinking that I've always been funny.  I think you're keen too, Gilly
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Gil Gunderson on December 17, 2009, 11:00:43 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 09:37:36 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on December 17, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
Quote from: BH on December 17, 2009, 03:24:52 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 17, 2009, 03:22:49 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 16, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure (http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com).

You two are the Holocaust and Plague of comedy.

What's not funny about either of those?


The Holocaust only recently became funny.  The Plague has always been funny.

We might not get 9/11 for some time though.

Also, how can TDubbs not be the Plague?

Thanks for thinking that I've always been funny.  I think you're keen too, Gilly

I like how neat you are.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Bonk on December 18, 2009, 01:24:43 AM
Here in Cincinnati that's the only fucking news in town. I'm already sick of it.

I love all these people that say it's such a shame because "he turned his life around". Well, no, it looks like he was back to his thug-like behavior just 20 months after his last arrest for punching a guy in the face unprevoked and throwing a beer bottle through his car window.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: powen01 on December 18, 2009, 07:17:28 AM
Quote from: Bonk on December 18, 2009, 01:24:43 AM
Here in Cincinnati that's the only fucking news in town. I'm already sick of it.

I love all these people that say it's such a shame because "he turned his life around". Well, no, it looks like he was back to his thug-like behavior just 20 months after his last arrest for punching a guy in the face unprevoked and throwing a beer bottle through his car window.

Exactly. I didn't realize that turning my life around meant jumping into the back of a pickup driven by my fiancé so that we could continue a "vigorous conversation".

I just want to know what his last words were. My money is on "Bitch, I'm 'a kill you!".

I hate Cincinnati.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 18, 2009, 07:51:03 AM
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Not surprising given his history, but... (http://www.kypost.com/news/local/story/Bengals-WR-Henry-Seriously-Injured-In-Accident/B-5QfTwSv0O5ZLJBsE2-pw.cspx)

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Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure (http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com).

You two are the Holocaust and Plague of comedy.

What's not funny about either of those?


The Holocaust only recently became funny.  The Plague has always been funny.

We might not get 9/11 for some time though.

Also, how can TDubbs not be the Plague?

9/11 jokes are acceptable between New Yorkers. Kind of like how Hitler jokes were the private domain of Jewish comedians for decades.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: BH on December 18, 2009, 12:42:15 PM
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/2009/12/chris_henry_threatened_to_kill.html

"Tonga's neighbor, Lee Hardy, was perched on a 15-foot ladder cutting back some trees when he saw the yellow pickup "zooming" up the Tongas' gravel driveway just a few yards away. Hardy said a shirtless black man clung to the top and side of the truck while standing in the bed, begging her to stop the vehicle.

"He was banging on the top, on the doors, screaming at the lady, 'We need to talk,'" Hardy said. "He said, 'If you take off, I'm going to jump off the truck and kill myself.'"

Hardy said she stopped, hesitating at the end of the driveway, and took off. "
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: powen01 on December 18, 2009, 12:50:46 PM
Quote from: BH on December 18, 2009, 12:42:15 PM
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/2009/12/chris_henry_threatened_to_kill.html

"Tonga's neighbor, Lee Hardy, was perched on a 15-foot ladder cutting back some trees when he saw the yellow pickup "zooming" up the Tongas' gravel driveway just a few yards away. Hardy said a shirtless black man clung to the top and side of the truck while standing in the bed, begging her to stop the vehicle.

"He was banging on the top, on the doors, screaming at the lady, 'We need to talk,'" Hardy said. "He said, 'If you take off, I'm going to jump off the truck and kill myself.'"

Hardy said she stopped, hesitating at the end of the driveway, and took off. "

That's a real gamer right there.  He's not just all talk like some other guys.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 21, 2009, 01:16:28 PM
Quote from: Bonk on December 18, 2009, 01:24:43 AM
Here in Cincinnati that's the only fucking news in town. I'm already sick of it.

I love all these people that say it's such a shame because "he turned his life around". Well, no, it looks like he was back to his thug-like behavior just 20 months after his last arrest for punching a guy in the face unprevoked and throwing a beer bottle through his car window.

He had an interview just earlier this year during which he said he'd turned his life around "360 degrees."  I'd say that's about right.
Title: Re: Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out
Post by: PenFoe on December 22, 2009, 03:32:45 PM
Marvin comes up big. (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/12/22/bengals.ap/index.html)

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Cincinnati quarterback Carson Palmer and head coach Marvin Lewis were expected to deliver eulogies. Lewis said before the service that Henry touched a lot of people in his very short life.