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Is this the beginning of the end of the good times in the Twin Cities? That would be really sad if Favre had a terrible string of games down the stretch and put up a huge stinker in the playoffs.
Really, sad stuff.
This thread should be almost as much fun as the infamous "Sox Train Wreck."
I'm not sure I wouldn't rather see the Vikes in the Super Bowl than Dallas. But anyway...
Geaux SAINTS!
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 22, 2009, 12:31:10 PM
This thread should be almost as much fun as the infamous "Sox Train Wreck."
I'm not sure I wouldn't rather see the Vikes in the Super Bowl than Dallas. But anyway...
Geaux SAINTS!
You sayin' you believe in curses, son?
Hi.
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 08:52:02 PM
Hi.
Good job BCing this one. As far as I can tell from the ESPN announcers, Favre is having
the greatest game in the history of organized sports.
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 08:52:02 PM
Hi.
Good job BCing this one. As far as I can tell from the ESPN announcers, Favre is having
the greatest game in the history of organized sports.
You guys are all pussies.
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 08:52:02 PM
Hi.
Good job BCing this one. As far as I can tell from the ESPN announcers, Favre is having
the greatest game in the history of organized sports.
You guys are all pussies.
The Bears are going to win this shit.
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 08:52:02 PM
Hi.
Good job BCing this one. As far as I can tell from the ESPN announcers, Favre is having
the greatest game in the history of organized sports.
You guys are all pussies.
The Bears are going to win this shit.
Pretty sure they are. Then we can really start to enjoy my thread, here.
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:39:51 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 08:52:02 PM
Hi.
Good job BCing this one. As far as I can tell from the ESPN announcers, Favre is having
the greatest game in the history of organized sports.
You guys are all pussies.
The Bears are going to win this shit.
Pretty sure they are. Then we can really start to enjoy my thread, here.
*cough*
Quote from: Weebs on December 28, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:39:51 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 08:52:02 PM
Hi.
Good job BCing this one. As far as I can tell from the ESPN announcers, Favre is having
the greatest game in the history of organized sports.
You guys are all pussies.
The Bears are going to win this shit.
Pretty sure they are. Then we can really start to enjoy my thread, here.
*cough*
Go to hell Weebs.
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:42:00 PM
Quote from: Weebs on December 28, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:39:51 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 08:52:02 PM
Hi.
Good job BCing this one. As far as I can tell from the ESPN announcers, Favre is having
the greatest game in the history of organized sports.
You guys are all pussies.
The Bears are going to win this shit.
Pretty sure they are. Then we can really start to enjoy my thread, here.
*cough*
Go to hell Weebs.
Fine, CT and I will enjoy this thread.
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:43:31 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:42:00 PM
Quote from: Weebs on December 28, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:39:51 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 08:52:02 PM
Hi.
Good job BCing this one. As far as I can tell from the ESPN announcers, Favre is having
the greatest game in the history of organized sports.
You guys are all pussies.
The Bears are going to win this shit.
Pretty sure they are. Then we can really start to enjoy my thread, here.
*cough*
Go to hell Weebs.
Fine, CT and I will enjoy this thread.
Robbie Gould is going to fuck the Vikings right in the ass. Or the Bears. Let's see how it plays out.
The Bears will win and Jaws will have a heart attack and I will party all week.
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 10:46:10 PM
The Bears will win and Jaws will have a heart attack and I will party all week.
Devin! The other one!
How badly do I hate the Vikings? I want the Bears to beat them, even if it means Lovie is back next year.
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:42:00 PM
Quote from: Weebs on December 28, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:39:51 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 08:52:02 PM
Hi.
Good job BCing this one. As far as I can tell from the ESPN announcers, Favre is having
the greatest game in the history of organized sports.
You guys are all pussies.
The Bears are going to win this shit.
Pretty sure they are. Then we can really start to enjoy my thread, here.
*cough*
Go to hell Weebs.
To be fair, I want the Bears to win. I literally turned the game on about 45 seconds before my post and I already want the entire MNF crew to be thrown out onto Lake Shore Drive.
Well, I didn't see that coming.
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:45:54 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:43:31 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:42:00 PM
Quote from: Weebs on December 28, 2009, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:39:51 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:26:06 PM
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 08:52:02 PM
Hi.
Good job BCing this one. As far as I can tell from the ESPN announcers, Favre is having
the greatest game in the history of organized sports.
You guys are all pussies.
The Bears are going to win this shit.
Pretty sure they are. Then we can really start to enjoy my thread, here.
*cough*
Go to hell Weebs.
Fine, CT and I will enjoy this thread.
Robbie Gould is going to fuck the Vikings right in the ass. Or the Bears. Let's see how it plays out.
That did not play out as I had hoped.
Well shit, I didn't see two sacks coming either.
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:53:56 PM
Well shit, I didn't see two sacks coming either.
I think that doubles the Bears sacks this year.
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:51:17 PM
Well, I didn't see that coming.
I always figured the odds of Bob Gould missing a game winning kick were on par with BC making love to a human.
I think the ghost of Peanut Tillman just kicked the Bears defensive ends in the bum.
Quote from: R-V on December 28, 2009, 10:56:16 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:51:17 PM
Well, I didn't see that coming.
I always figured the odds of Bob Gould missing a game winning kick were on par with BC making love to a human.
I think the ghost of Peanut Tillman just kicked the Bears defensive ends in the bum.
BC makes love to every single woman he ever meets. He just doesn't have sex with them.
Quote from: R-V on December 28, 2009, 10:56:16 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:51:17 PM
Well, I didn't see that coming.
I always figured the odds of Bob Gould missing a game winning kick were on par with BC making love to a human.
I think the ghost of Peanut Tillman just kicked the Bears defensive ends in the bum.
Would you guys please shut the fuck up? Brett Favre is trying to do something awesome here.
FUMMMBULLLLL
Quote from: R-V on December 28, 2009, 10:56:16 PM
I think the ghost of Peanut Tillman just kicked the Bears defensive ends in the bum.
I feel like I'm watching a bad Disney movie, he just took over Helen's arm.
Let's just hope he stays away from the receivers' hands.
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:58:49 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 28, 2009, 10:56:16 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 10:51:17 PM
Well, I didn't see that coming.
I always figured the odds of Bob Gould missing a game winning kick were on par with BC making love to a human.
I think the ghost of Peanut Tillman just kicked the Bears defensive ends in the bum.
Would you guys please shut the fuck up? Brett Favre is trying to do something awesome here.
Hunter Hillenmeyer. This guy. He's a football player. Playing football. And he just made a play, on the football. Adrian Peterson. That guy is an athlete. He made an athletic play to get past Hillenmeyer. But Hillenmeyer, I tell you what, Jaws. That guy. Remember when I said the Bears teach effort? He showed effort on that play. And he made a play. Wow, Jaws.
JAKE UTLER!
I'll say it again: let's all look forward to the Viking Apocalypse.
Fuck Brett Favre with Bea Arthur's rotting dick.
Jay Cutler looked like he was having fun out there.
Quote from: thehawk on December 28, 2009, 11:03:59 PM
Jay Cutler looked like he was having fun out there.
Brett Favre has fun winning. Brett Favre is not having fun tonight. Brett Favre.
I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.
I would say it was satisfying like kicking some dude you hate in the dick, but that's me.
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.
Williams played really well on the left side tonight against Allen.
What's the cap hit waiving Pace? Anyone without much to live for want
to kill him for us? BC? Weebs?
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 11:06:53 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.
I would say it was satisfying like kicking some dude you hate in the dick, but that's me.
I'm savoring it like a mouthful of bacon-wrapped cocktail weenies. Mmm hmm.
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 11:07:53 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.
Williams played really well on the left side tonight against Allen.
What's the cap hit waiving Pace? Anyone without much to live for want
to kill him for us? BC? Weebs?
I'm drunk, but Brad Biggs of the Sun-Times says:
http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2009/04/dollars_and_sense_the_orlando.html (http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2009/04/dollars_and_sense_the_orlando.html)
2009
$1 million signing bonus
$3.4 million roster bonus
$250,000 workout bonus
$1.35 million base salary
Total: $6 million
Cap number: $5,333,333
2010
$250,000 workout bonus
$3.75 million base salary
Total: $4 million
Cap number: $4,333,333
2011
$250,000 workout bonus
$4.75 million base salary
Total: $5 million
Cap number: $5,333,333
Not sure what Brad Biggs of the Tribune says.
As far as I can figure, base salary means shit. The only impact release of the player has is that signing and roster bonuses immediately count against the cap, instead of being pro-rated for the remainder. Since the deal is 3 years I think that releasing Pace would mean an extremely managable $2.325 cap hit. Maybe. Only Oleg knows for sure.
Except I think next year is going to be uncapped anyway, so fuck it, release that washed up piece of shit.
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 11:07:53 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.
Williams played really well on the left side tonight against Allen.
What's the cap hit waiving Pace? Anyone without much to live for want
to kill him for us? BC? Weebs?
THI. I think they mentioned later that he had 2 tackles as of the OT. I'm disappointed that this great Bears play hasn't been shown all year. It was a pretty impressive performance by all.
Quote from: R-V on December 28, 2009, 11:08:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 11:06:53 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.
I would say it was satisfying like kicking some dude you hate in the dick, but that's me.
I'm savoring it like a mouthful of bacon-wrapped cocktail weenies. Mmm hmm.
http://www.shockinghumor.com/soundboards/4145/Homer_Simpson_Soundboard_-_2
Page 3, 2nd row, middle.
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 11:17:14 PM
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 11:07:53 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.
Williams played really well on the left side tonight against Allen.
What's the cap hit waiving Pace? Anyone without much to live for want
to kill him for us? BC? Weebs?
I'm drunk, but Brad Biggs of the Sun-Times says:
http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2009/04/dollars_and_sense_the_orlando.html (http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2009/04/dollars_and_sense_the_orlando.html)
2009
$1 million signing bonus
$3.4 million roster bonus
$250,000 workout bonus
$1.35 million base salary
Total: $6 million
Cap number: $5,333,333
2010
$250,000 workout bonus
$3.75 million base salary
Total: $4 million
Cap number: $4,333,333
2011
$250,000 workout bonus
$4.75 million base salary
Total: $5 million
Cap number: $5,333,333
Not sure what Brad Biggs of the Tribune says.
As far as I can figure, base salary means shit. The only impact release of the player has is that signing and roster bonuses immediately count against the cap, instead of being pro-rated for the remainder. Since the deal is 3 years I think that releasing Pace would mean an extremely managable $2.325 cap hit. Maybe. Only Oleg knows for sure.
Except I think next year is going to be uncapped anyway, so fuck it, release that washed up piece of shit.
If those numbers are accurate, I think releasing Pace means $666,667 against the cap next year; or 2/3 of the signing bonus. I have no idea what that would mean to an uncapped year.
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 29, 2009, 12:10:06 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 28, 2009, 11:08:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 11:06:53 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.
I would say it was satisfying like kicking some dude you hate in the dick, but that's me.
I'm savoring it like a mouthful of bacon-wrapped cocktail weenies. Mmm hmm.
http://www.shockinghumor.com/soundboards/4145/Homer_Simpson_Soundboard_-_2
Page 3, 2nd row, middle.
Thanks for giving me a site that wants me to install a toolbar.
Quote from: Yeti on December 29, 2009, 02:19:08 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 29, 2009, 12:10:06 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 28, 2009, 11:08:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 11:06:53 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 28, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
I don't care what happens to Lovie right now; that was satisfyin'. Like scratching an itch. Mmmmmhmmm.
I would say it was satisfying like kicking some dude you hate in the dick, but that's me.
I'm savoring it like a mouthful of bacon-wrapped cocktail weenies. Mmm hmm.
http://www.shockinghumor.com/soundboards/4145/Homer_Simpson_Soundboard_-_2
Page 3, 2nd row, middle.
Thanks for giving me a site that wants me to install a toolbar.
Sorry--didn't give me that option on a Mac or in Firefox.
I have two tickets to last night's game, if anyone's interested.
Quote from: CT III on December 28, 2009, 10:50:43 PM
How badly do I hate the Vikings? I want the Bears to beat them, even if it means Lovie is back next year.
If Lovie comes back, last night will have had little or nothing to do with it. Anyone else enjoy how, two weeks after he burned through all of his timeouts like a heroin addict 4 days from payday, he pocketed two timeouts at the end of regulation? The only time all night I think agreed with Gruden was when he pointed out that the Bears should have been using their timeouts during that hillbilly fuck's game-tying drive. I guess Lovie's strategy revolved around winning the coin toss and using their advantageous field positon to win the game in OT. I've gone from defending this guy two months ago to absoultely wanting to punch him in his spleen while praying for his departure.
And it's nice to win games and not have the lingering bitterness that accompanies a lesser draft pick. Fuck Denver.
Thank you, Bears.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:34:57 AM
Thank you, Bears.
Meh. The Saints had it in the bag. I'm thinking TEC would be more appreciative of last night's game. I don't think there are any Iggles fans here, though.
Quote from: MAD on December 29, 2009, 08:40:33 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:34:57 AM
Thank you, Bears.
Meh. The Saints had it in the bag. I'm thinking TEC would be more appreciative of last night's game. I don't think there are any Iggles fans here, though.
The Saints would have had to play the Panthers in Charlotte this weekend. I didn't like their chances, especially considering that Carolina's been pretty stout lately and the Saints have been very 2008ish the last two games. Anyway, I would have liked it if they could have earned it instead of pissing the bed against Tampa Bay, but that's just the retarded meathead in me.
The important thing is that none of you care about the Saints, except LIFELONG SAINTS FAN SKO, and that we get homefield advantage throughout. Not having to play in cold, snowy, awful conditions in the playoffs will go a long way to help this team get to the Super Bowl.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:46:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 29, 2009, 08:40:33 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:34:57 AM
Thank you, Bears.
Meh. The Saints had it in the bag. I'm thinking TEC would be more appreciative of last night's game. I don't think there are any Iggles fans here, though.
The Saints would have had to play the Panthers in Charlotte this weekend. I didn't like their chances, especially considering that Carolina's been pretty stout lately and the Saints have been very 2008ish the last two games. Anyway, I would have liked it if they could have earned it instead of pissing the bed against Tampa Bay, but that's just the retarded meathead in me.
The important thing is that none of you care about the Saints, except LIFELONG SAINTS FAN SKO, and that we get homefield advantage throughout. Not having to play in cold, snowy, awful conditions in the playoffs will go a long way to help this team get to the Super Bowl.
I'm cool with the Saints. And the Eagles. Anybody but Green Bay or Minnesota, really. And Dallas.
Quote from: MAD on December 29, 2009, 08:40:33 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:34:57 AM
Thank you, Bears.
Meh. The Saints had it in the bag. I'm thinking TEC would be more appreciative of last night's game. I don't think there are any Iggles fans here, though.
And I am. The Cardinals don't seem interested in getting themselves a first round bye, so they need all the help they can get.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:46:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 29, 2009, 08:40:33 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:34:57 AM
Thank you, Bears.
Meh. The Saints had it in the bag. I'm thinking TEC would be more appreciative of last night's game. I don't think there are any Iggles fans here, though.
The Saints would have had to play the Panthers in Charlotte this weekend. I didn't like their chances, especially considering that Carolina's been pretty stout lately and the Saints have been very 2008ish the last two games. Anyway, I would have liked it if they could have earned it instead of pissing the bed against Tampa Bay, but that's just the retarded meathead meth head in me.
The important thing is that none of you care about the Saints, except LIFELONG SAINTS FAN SKO, and that we get homefield advantage throughout. Not having to play in cold, snowy, awful conditions in the playoffs will go a long way to help this team get to the Super Bowl.
WHODAT! WHODAT!'d.
Quote from: MAD on December 29, 2009, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:46:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 29, 2009, 08:40:33 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:34:57 AM
Thank you, Bears.
Meh. The Saints had it in the bag. I'm thinking TEC would be more appreciative of last night's game. I don't think there are any Iggles fans here, though.
The Saints would have had to play the Panthers in Charlotte this weekend. I didn't like their chances, especially considering that Carolina's been pretty stout lately and the Saints have been very 2008ish the last two games. Anyway, I would have liked it if they could have earned it instead of pissing the bed against Tampa Bay, but that's just the retarded meathead in me.
The important thing is that none of you care about the Saints, except LIFELONG SAINTS FAN SKO, and that we get homefield advantage throughout. Not having to play in cold, snowy, awful conditions in the playoffs will go a long way to help this team get to the Super Bowl.
I'm cool with the Saints. And the Eagles. Anybody but Green Bay or Minnesota, really. And Dallas.
For some reason, I hate the Cardinals too. Damned if I can figure it out. It's weird but fuck them. (sorry TEC) I used to like them because I've always dug their uniforms. I even had a Starter jacket. Wait! I remember. It was Denny Green and his rant. That's it! I think he got fired didn't he? They have a new guy, Kenny Whizz? Or Mike Hunt? Alright... I think I can get over this now.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 29, 2009, 09:01:34 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 29, 2009, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:46:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 29, 2009, 08:40:33 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:34:57 AM
Thank you, Bears.
Meh. The Saints had it in the bag. I'm thinking TEC would be more appreciative of last night's game. I don't think there are any Iggles fans here, though.
The Saints would have had to play the Panthers in Charlotte this weekend. I didn't like their chances, especially considering that Carolina's been pretty stout lately and the Saints have been very 2008ish the last two games. Anyway, I would have liked it if they could have earned it instead of pissing the bed against Tampa Bay, but that's just the retarded meathead in me.
The important thing is that none of you care about the Saints, except LIFELONG SAINTS FAN SKO, and that we get homefield advantage throughout. Not having to play in cold, snowy, awful conditions in the playoffs will go a long way to help this team get to the Super Bowl.
I'm cool with the Saints. And the Eagles. Anybody but Green Bay or Minnesota, really. And Dallas.
For some reason, I hate the Cardinals too. Damned if I can figure it out. It's weird but fuck them. (sorry TEC) I used to like them because I've always dug their uniforms. I even had a Starter jacket. Wait! I remember. It was Denny Green and his rant. That's it! I think he got fired didn't he? They have a new guy, Kenny Whizz? Or Mike Hunt? Alright... I think I can get over this now.
Mike Hunt?
Quote from: CBStew on December 29, 2009, 09:53:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 29, 2009, 09:01:34 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 29, 2009, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:46:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 29, 2009, 08:40:33 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:34:57 AM
Thank you, Bears.
Meh. The Saints had it in the bag. I'm thinking TEC would be more appreciative of last night's game. I don't think there are any Iggles fans here, though.
The Saints would have had to play the Panthers in Charlotte this weekend. I didn't like their chances, especially considering that Carolina's been pretty stout lately and the Saints have been very 2008ish the last two games. Anyway, I would have liked it if they could have earned it instead of pissing the bed against Tampa Bay, but that's just the retarded meathead in me.
The important thing is that none of you care about the Saints, except LIFELONG SAINTS FAN SKO, and that we get homefield advantage throughout. Not having to play in cold, snowy, awful conditions in the playoffs will go a long way to help this team get to the Super Bowl.
I'm cool with the Saints. And the Eagles. Anybody but Green Bay or Minnesota, really. And Dallas.
For some reason, I hate the Cardinals too. Damned if I can figure it out. It's weird but fuck them. (sorry TEC) I used to like them because I've always dug their uniforms. I even had a Starter jacket. Wait! I remember. It was Denny Green and his rant. That's it! I think he got fired didn't he? They have a new guy, Kenny Whizz? Or Mike Hunt? Alright... I think I can get over this now.
Mike Hunt?
Mike Hunt has touched a lot of people.
Quote from: powen01 on December 29, 2009, 10:16:59 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 29, 2009, 09:53:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 29, 2009, 09:01:34 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 29, 2009, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:46:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on December 29, 2009, 08:40:33 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 29, 2009, 08:34:57 AM
Thank you, Bears.
Meh. The Saints had it in the bag. I'm thinking TEC would be more appreciative of last night's game. I don't think there are any Iggles fans here, though.
The Saints would have had to play the Panthers in Charlotte this weekend. I didn't like their chances, especially considering that Carolina's been pretty stout lately and the Saints have been very 2008ish the last two games. Anyway, I would have liked it if they could have earned it instead of pissing the bed against Tampa Bay, but that's just the retarded meathead in me.
The important thing is that none of you care about the Saints, except LIFELONG SAINTS FAN SKO, and that we get homefield advantage throughout. Not having to play in cold, snowy, awful conditions in the playoffs will go a long way to help this team get to the Super Bowl.
I'm cool with the Saints. And the Eagles. Anybody but Green Bay or Minnesota, really. And Dallas.
For some reason, I hate the Cardinals too. Damned if I can figure it out. It's weird but fuck them. (sorry TEC) I used to like them because I've always dug their uniforms. I even had a Starter jacket. Wait! I remember. It was Denny Green and his rant. That's it! I think he got fired didn't he? They have a new guy, Kenny Whizz? Or Mike Hunt? Alright... I think I can get over this now.
Mike Hunt?
Mike Hunt has touched a lot of people.
Powen is TDubbs' mom?
1st sign? (http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/sports/prince-reveals-song-for-vikings-saints-game)
Quote from: Yeti on January 22, 2010, 06:19:02 PM
1st sign? (http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/sports/prince-reveals-song-for-vikings-saints-game)
The 2nd sign will be the ass kicking they get on Sunday.
Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Quote from: R-V on January 24, 2010, 05:03:25 PM
Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe MontanaNope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Maybe this thread wasn't the best idea. Game on.
Oh no, I just threw a pick. I better distract everyone!
Tied late. Multiple fumbles.
Gary Anderson, be prepared to live in peace.
Every player on the Vikings has fumbled in this game. Brett Favre is playing with a broken ankle and nobody else on the team is trying!
DPD
Somebody better fumble within the next minute.
Longwell is on a very short list of kickers you'd want in this situation...Guh.
Tee hee.
Quote from: Slack-E on January 24, 2010, 08:52:57 PM
Tee hee.
Such a bad play that even Aikman and Buck are calling him out on it.
It was nice for the refs to realize they could call penalties on both teams.
Quote from: Slack-E on January 24, 2010, 08:52:57 PM
Tee hee.
The only way that would have been better had been if NO ran it back for a TD.
Quote from: Pre on January 24, 2010, 08:55:46 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 24, 2010, 08:52:57 PM
Tee hee.
Such a bad play that even Aikman and Buck are calling him out on it.
It was nice for the refs to realize they could call penalties on both teams.
Even if it wasn't picked off, they would have needed a hell of a kick from Longwell (assuming it was simply an incompletion). The real stupidity was having 12 men in the huddle.
So fantastic.
Oh glorious. The great Favre comeback tour ends as it was always meant to end. With one gutless fucking interception that absolutely fucked his team and wasted everything they did this year. Fantastic. Also, as a LIFELONG FAN, it means so much to see my team finally go the Superbowl. GEAUX SAINTS. Like Manning or not, Manning vs. Breesus is the most exciting match-up that could have come out of this year's playoff group.
The only way that could have been better is if a piece of the ceiling fell out of the Superdome and crushed that guy who rides the motocycle at the Vikings' games to death.
Who might that be, laboring under the impression that they would defeat the Saints? Who might that be?
Quote from: SKO on January 24, 2010, 09:22:47 PM
Oh glorious. The great Favre comeback tour ends as it was always meant to end. With one gutless fucking interception that absolutely fucked his team and wasted everything they did this year. Fantastic. Also, as a LIFELONG FAN, it means so much to see my team finally go the Superbowl. GEAUX SAINTS. Like Manning or not, Manning vs. Breesus is the most exciting match-up that could have come out of this year's playoff group.
Congrats--I'm hoping that Breesus and the Saints win it.
And here's hoping that Favre's second last pass of his career costs him and a hated rival a Super Bowl.
It's Schadenfreude Bonertime.
I'm actually so happy Favre came back. After complaining for months about the media coverage and the way the people who were cursing him this summer lined up to fellate him once he started to play well, it was all worth it just to see the dejected look on that fucker's face when he made one more absolutely fucktarded decision. God bless America.
Are they renaming the team the New Orleans Katrinas?
Ahh the classic Favruh backbreaking interception.
Oh my, was that glorious. My freude has swelled to full schaden.
Slaky, I salute you and your thread!
Favre's interception was the best moment I've had watching sports in two years.
Chicago teams fucking blow.
Awesome FACEPALM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/35cogb4.jpg)
Favre's postgame comment: "No matter what, I'm going out on top."
My guess is that Joe Buck, Chris Berman, and John Madden will fight it out to be the Bottom.
Quote from: R-V on January 24, 2010, 09:54:02 PM
Oh my, was that glorious. My freude has swelled to full schaden.
Slaky, I salute you and your thread!
My gift to you, Internets.
Quote from: fiveouts on January 24, 2010, 10:15:30 PM
Favre's postgame comment: "No matter what, I'm going out on top."
My guess is that Joe Buck, Chris Berman, and John Madden will fight it out to be the Bottom.
Oh, SNAP!
Quote from: CT III on January 24, 2010, 10:08:59 PM
Awesome FACEPALM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/35cogb4.jpg)
Welcome to the internet, Deanna Favre.
Amazing.
Oh, my god. That was perfect.
Quote from: Day Man on January 24, 2010, 09:31:41 PM
Are they renaming the team the New Orleans Katrinas?
You're a weird fucking dude. Coming from me that's one hell of an accusation. Keep doing what you do.
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 01:45:09 AM
Quote from: Day Man on January 24, 2010, 09:31:41 PM
Are they renaming the team the New Orleans Katrinas?
You're a weird fucking dude. Coming from me that's one hell of an accusation. Keep doing what you do.
He has a point though. I'm sorry, but it's been almost 5 years, do I still have to hear about how the Saints "are so much more than a football team to this city" and how they're Still helping them to recover? If that's true, than it was really dickish of the Saints to suck the last two years when New Orleans needed them most.
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2010, 07:08:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 01:45:09 AM
Quote from: Day Man on January 24, 2010, 09:31:41 PM
Are they renaming the team the New Orleans Katrinas?
You're a weird fucking dude. Coming from me that's one hell of an accusation. Keep doing what you do.
He has a point though. I'm sorry, but it's been almost 5 years, do I still have to hear about how the Saints "are so much more than a football team to this city" and how they're Still helping them to recover? If that's true, than it was really dickish of the Saints to suck the last two years when New Orleans needed them most.
The fact is that New Orleans is done recovering. They've been done recovering. The tax base is the only thing that came or wanted to come back. The others were just folks living off the Gubment. And those people were many.
Anyhow, I really don't have a clue how to feel about this. I'm excited, sure. But, this is madness. It's something my grandfather and my wife's grandfather only dreamed of. They put up with the Saints losing to the 49ers twice every year during the Montana/Young/Rice years. God only knows what they're thinking right now. The notion about how much the team means to the city is true, SKO. The Saints were a HUGE part of the city's emotional recovery. That's been long gone (recovery), though, and that tripe gets WAY too much play in NFL broadcasts. The fan base in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast really does have a sincere infatuation with this team. It's so great to finally see them get the reward.
And by the way, how great is it to see Favre completely ruin his team's chances at the end? I was near suicide before the 12 men on the field penalty. That was HUGE. Then, the pick! I heard a fucktard on ESPN say that Brett "was just trying to make something happen because they were out of field goal range." What? You mean Brett couldn't have run for those five yards and gotten back into somewhat prayerful range for Longwell, one the NFL's better kickers? Fuck that noise. Brett Favre is a douchebrick of suck...a failure pile in a sadness bowl. Fuck him.
(I want to pile drive Deanna. And whoever that brunette was next to her.)
Holy fucksticks. I can't believe this.
(flips IAN's FEMA trailer)
Quote from: Fork on January 25, 2010, 07:54:23 AM
(flips IAN's FEMA trailer)
Enjoy the formaldehyde.
My joy at how badly Brad Childress fucked up the last minute of regulation knows no bounds.
Once they got to the 34 he decided they needed to run the clock. Hey it's a 51 yard field goal, but whatever.
So they run the ball for no gain and let the clock run down.
Then, they run it again for no gain and let the clock run down until about :28 seconds, then he panics and calls a timeout. It's like he just realized it's a 51 yard field goal from there.
Then, during the timeout they somehow get the wrong personnel on the field, and Far-vuh-ruh sees they are going to break the huddle with 12 men and tries to call another time out. But you can't call back to back timeouts in the NFL, so the refs ignore him and they get a delay of game penalty. Now, they're not even in remote field goal range.
So, instead of being able to run the ball (and praying that Adrian Peterson doesn't fumble...again) they figure they have to pass it. So they run a roll out for Favre, even though he's hobbling around on a fucked up foot. They know he's not going to run the ball, so they are effectively taking away half the field from him for no apparent strategic advantage. And, because he's the same drunken hillbilly he's always been, when he gets on the run his percentage of fucked up passing decisions goes from about 40 percent of the time to 80 percent, and sure enough he throws an interception.
It was like Lovie Smith calling timeout with :04 left in regulation in the playoffs against Seattle...three plays in a row! God bless you Brad Childress, you gloriously stupid fuck!
Quote from: Andy on January 25, 2010, 08:35:43 AM
My joy at how badly Brad Childress fucked up the last minute of regulation knows no bounds.
Once they got to the 34 he decided they needed to run the clock. Hey it's a 51 yard field goal, but whatever.
So they run the ball for no gain and let the clock run down.
Then, they run it again for no gain and let the clock run down until about :28 seconds, then he panics and calls a timeout. It's like he just realized it's a 51 yard field goal from there.
Then, during the timeout they somehow get the wrong personnel on the field, and Far-vuh-ruh sees they are going to break the huddle with 12 men and tries to call another time out. But you can't call back to back timeouts in the NFL, so the refs ignore him and they get a delay of game penalty. Now, they're not even in remote field goal range.
So, instead of being able to run the ball (and praying that Adrian Peterson doesn't fumble...again) they figure they have to pass it. So they run a roll out for Favre, even though he's hobbling around on a fucked up foot. They know he's not going to run the ball, so they are effectively taking away half the field from him for no apparent strategic advantage. And, because he's the same drunken hillbilly he's always been, when he gets on the run his percentage of fucked up passing decisions goes from about 40 percent of the time to 80 percent, and sure enough he throws an interception.
It was like Lovie Smith calling timeout with :04 left in regulation in the playoffs against Seattle...three plays in a row! God bless you Brad Childress, you gloriously stupid fuck!
And the good news is Brad Childress was just signed to an extension for basically being Favre's bitch.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 25, 2010, 07:42:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2010, 07:08:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 01:45:09 AM
Quote from: Day Man on January 24, 2010, 09:31:41 PM
Are they renaming the team the New Orleans Katrinas?
You're a weird fucking dude. Coming from me that's one hell of an accusation. Keep doing what you do.
He has a point though. I'm sorry, but it's been almost 5 years, do I still have to hear about how the Saints "are so much more than a football team to this city" and how they're Still helping them to recover? If that's true, than it was really dickish of the Saints to suck the last two years when New Orleans needed them most.
The fact is that New Orleans is done recovering. They've been done recovering. The tax base is the only thing that came or wanted to come back. The others were just folks living off the Gubment. And those people were many.
Anyhow, I really don't have a clue how to feel about this. I'm excited, sure. But, this is madness. It's something my grandfather and my wife's grandfather only dreamed of. They put up with the Saints losing to the 49ers twice every year during the Montana/Young/Rice years. God only knows what they're thinking right now. The notion about how much the team means to the city is true, SKO. The Saints were a HUGE part of the city's emotional recovery. That's been long gone (recovery), though, and that tripe gets WAY too much play in NFL broadcasts. The fan base in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast really does have a sincere infatuation with this team. It's so great to finally see them get the reward.
It is true that the Saints are sort of like the Cubs. Gawdawful for so long, then at least respectable but unable to win the big game... Good for them and N.O.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 25, 2010, 07:42:07 AM
And by the way, how great is it to see Favre completely ruin his team's chances at the end? I was near suicide before the 12 men on the field penalty. That was HUGE. Then, the pick! I heard a fucktard on ESPN say that Brett "was just trying to make something happen because they were out of field goal range." What? You mean Brett couldn't have run for those five yards and gotten back into somewhat prayerful range for Longwell, one the NFL's better kickers? Fuck that noise. Brett Favre is a douchebrick of suck...a failure pile in a sadness bowl. Fuck him.
(I want to pile drive Deanna. And whoever that brunette was next to her.)
I think that was his daughter. Don't worry, i think she's over 18.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 25, 2010, 07:42:07 AM
Anyhow, I really don't have a clue how to feel about this. I'm excited, sure. But, this is madness. It's something my grandfather and my wife's grandfather only dreamed of. They put up with the Saints losing to the 49ers twice every year during the Montana/Young/Rice years. God only knows what they're thinking right now. The notion about how much the team means to the city is true, SKO. The Saints were a HUGE part of the city's emotional recovery. That's been long gone (recovery), though, and that tripe gets WAY too much play in NFL broadcasts. The fan base in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast really does have a sincere infatuation with this team. It's so great to finally see them get the reward.
Your grandparents?
That was like...15 years ago.
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 10:35:13 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 25, 2010, 07:42:07 AM
Anyhow, I really don't have a clue how to feel about this. I'm excited, sure. But, this is madness. It's something my grandfather and my wife's grandfather only dreamed of. They put up with the Saints losing to the 49ers twice every year during the Montana/Young/Rice years. God only knows what they're thinking right now. The notion about how much the team means to the city is true, SKO. The Saints were a HUGE part of the city's emotional recovery. That's been long gone (recovery), though, and that tripe gets WAY too much play in NFL broadcasts. The fan base in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast really does have a sincere infatuation with this team. It's so great to finally see them get the reward.
Your grandparents?
That was like...15 years ago.
Pen's age ?= IAN's grandparents' ages? It would explain some things.
Quote from: morpheus on January 25, 2010, 10:41:05 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 10:35:13 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 25, 2010, 07:42:07 AM
Anyhow, I really don't have a clue how to feel about this. I'm excited, sure. But, this is madness. It's something my grandfather and my wife's grandfather only dreamed of. They put up with the Saints losing to the 49ers twice every year during the Montana/Young/Rice years. God only knows what they're thinking right now. The notion about how much the team means to the city is true, SKO. The Saints were a HUGE part of the city's emotional recovery. That's been long gone (recovery), though, and that tripe gets WAY too much play in NFL broadcasts. The fan base in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast really does have a sincere infatuation with this team. It's so great to finally see them get the reward.
Your grandparents?
That was like...15 years ago.
Pen's age ?= IAN's grandparents' ages? It would explain some things.
Pen is IAN's grandfather? This is a pretty big plot twist.
NSFW Language.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PUAgITZfq0&feature=player_embedded
Quote from: morpheus on January 25, 2010, 10:41:05 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 10:35:13 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 25, 2010, 07:42:07 AM
Anyhow, I really don't have a clue how to feel about this. I'm excited, sure. But, this is madness. It's something my grandfather and my wife's grandfather only dreamed of. They put up with the Saints losing to the 49ers twice every year during the Montana/Young/Rice years. God only knows what they're thinking right now. The notion about how much the team means to the city is true, SKO. The Saints were a HUGE part of the city's emotional recovery. That's been long gone (recovery), though, and that tripe gets WAY too much play in NFL broadcasts. The fan base in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast really does have a sincere infatuation with this team. It's so great to finally see them get the reward.
Your grandparents?
That was like...15 years ago.
Pen's age ?= IAN's grandparents' ages? It would explain some things.
I hear babies be havin' babies in the South these days.
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 25, 2010, 10:48:31 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 25, 2010, 10:41:05 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 10:35:13 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 25, 2010, 07:42:07 AM
Anyhow, I really don't have a clue how to feel about this. I'm excited, sure. But, this is madness. It's something my grandfather and my wife's grandfather only dreamed of. They put up with the Saints losing to the 49ers twice every year during the Montana/Young/Rice years. God only knows what they're thinking right now. The notion about how much the team means to the city is true, SKO. The Saints were a HUGE part of the city's emotional recovery. That's been long gone (recovery), though, and that tripe gets WAY too much play in NFL broadcasts. The fan base in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast really does have a sincere infatuation with this team. It's so great to finally see them get the reward.
Your grandparents?
That was like...15 years ago.
Pen's age ?= IAN's grandparents' ages? It would explain some things.
Pen is IAN's grandfather? This is a pretty big plot twist.
Penis my dad... So, IAN's my first cousin (or my son)?
Quote from: Yeti on January 25, 2010, 10:55:54 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 25, 2010, 10:48:31 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 25, 2010, 10:41:05 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 10:35:13 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on January 25, 2010, 07:42:07 AM
Anyhow, I really don't have a clue how to feel about this. I'm excited, sure. But, this is madness. It's something my grandfather and my wife's grandfather only dreamed of. They put up with the Saints losing to the 49ers twice every year during the Montana/Young/Rice years. God only knows what they're thinking right now. The notion about how much the team means to the city is true, SKO. The Saints were a HUGE part of the city's emotional recovery. That's been long gone (recovery), though, and that tripe gets WAY too much play in NFL broadcasts. The fan base in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast really does have a sincere infatuation with this team. It's so great to finally see them get the reward.
Your grandparents?
That was like...15 years ago.
Pen's age ?= IAN's grandparents' ages? It would explain some things.
Pen is IAN's grandfather? This is a pretty big plot twist.
Penis my dad... So, IAN's my first cousin nephew (or my son)?
I know family trees can get pretty twisted down in hilljack country, but come on'd
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 10:50:20 AM
NSFW Language.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PUAgITZfq0&feature=player_embedded
Quotebrett threw the last interception of the viking saints playoff game , when he could of just ran it for 5 yrs and got them in field goal range, I video tapped my husbands reactions
Could of, indeed. I'm glad she video tapped it, though. Made for some excellent lolenfreude.
I know you guys hate grass soccer and all things kicky, but how fucking nails was Garrett Hartley? That was certainly no gimme, and he drilled it.
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 25, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
I know you guys hate grass soccer and all things kicky, but how fucking nails was Garrett Hartley? That was certainly no gimme, and he drilled it.
Seriously?
It was a 40 yarder.
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 11:12:02 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 25, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
I know you guys hate grass soccer and all things kicky, but how fucking nails was Garrett Hartley? That was certainly no gimme, and he drilled it.
Seriously?
It was a 40 yarder.
Indoors? That's a hell of a kick for a high school kid.
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 11:12:02 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 25, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
I know you guys hate grass soccer and all things kicky, but how fucking nails was Garrett Hartley? That was certainly no gimme, and he drilled it.
Seriously?
It was a 40 yarder.
...in a dome.
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 25, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
I know you guys hate grass soccer and all things kicky, but how fucking nails was Garrett Hartley? That was certainly no gimme, and he drilled it.
(http://home.comcast.net/~ivychat/Nicollette_Sheridan.jpg)
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 25, 2010, 11:17:34 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 11:12:02 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 25, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
I know you guys hate grass soccer and all things kicky, but how fucking nails was Garrett Hartley? That was certainly no gimme, and he drilled it.
Seriously?
It was a 40 yarder.
...in a dome.
Well, he did have to worry about messing up his hair.
(http://www.footballnewsnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/garrett_hartley_sm.jpg)
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 25, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
I know you guys hate grass soccer and all things kicky, but how fucking nails was Garrett Hartley? That was certainly no gimme, and he drilled it.
Did he used to play soccer or something? I don't get it. What's your angle, BK? You got a thing for the mop-topped kicker of the NFC Champion New Orleans Saints of the National Football League?
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 11:12:02 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 25, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
I know you guys hate grass soccer and all things kicky, but how fucking nails was Garrett Hartley? That was certainly no gimme, and he drilled it.
Seriously?
It was a 40 yarder.
To put his team in the Super Bowl..
Don't act like your nuts wouldn't be trembling if you had that kick facing you. Even if I was paid to do it, my mental state would have been too fucked up to concentrate on the kick. (Insert my personal football story)
Quote from: Yeti on January 25, 2010, 11:31:40 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 11:12:02 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 25, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
I know you guys hate grass soccer and all things kicky, but how fucking nails was Garrett Hartley? That was certainly no gimme, and he drilled it.
Seriously?
It was a 40 yarder.
To put his team in the Super Bowl..
Don't act like your nuts wouldn't be trembling if you had that kick facing you. Even if I was paid to do it, my mental state would have been too fucked up to concentrate on the kick. (Insert my personal football story)
If he missed, there was still infinite time on the clock, and Favruh would have just thrown another INT anyway.
Seriously, Garrett Hartley's kick sucked.
Quote from: Eli on January 25, 2010, 11:34:57 AM
Seriously, Garrett Hartley's kick sucked.
Seriously, it was the best kick ever.
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 11:12:02 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 25, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
I know you guys hate grass soccer and all things kicky, but how fucking nails was Garrett Hartley? That was certainly no gimme, and he drilled it.
Seriously?
It was a 40 yarder.
Not for Neil Rackers. He's a 23-year-old kid kicking for, what, his 25th time? To send his team to the Super Bowl? And he hit it hard enough that it could have been 55 yards out. I think that's awesome. You're clearly unimpressed.
Also, what Yeti said.
Quote from: Yeti on January 25, 2010, 11:31:40 AM
Don't act like your nuts wouldn't be trembling if you had that kick facing you. Even if I was paid to do it, my mental state would have been too fucked up to concentrate on the kick. (Insert my personal football story)
Did you say something? I'm admiring your new avatar.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 25, 2010, 11:42:24 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 25, 2010, 11:31:40 AM
Don't act like your nuts wouldn't be trembling if you had that kick facing you. Even if I was paid to do it, my mental state would have been too fucked up to concentrate on the kick. (Insert my personal football story)
Did you say something? I'm admiring your new avatar.
My posts are usually meant to be ignored.
THIS IS NOT DETROIT! THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/images/01/25/FavreINT.mp3)
(put it on a continuous loop)
Did anyone else dance a jig when that hillbilly threw that interception? Just me? Well you should have. It was fun. And I'll dance another jig in a couple weeks when the Saints break the hearts of all those die hard colts "fans".
Quote from: Tony on January 25, 2010, 12:23:07 PM
Did anyone else dance a jig when that hillbilly threw that interception? Just me? Well you should have. It was fun. And I'll dance another jig in a couple weeks when the Saints break the hearts of all those die hard colts "fans".
Hillbillies are from the mountains, you rube. Farve's a redneck, I think. He might be a coon ass, but I think they have to be from 'Weesiana. That one dude would probably be a more knowledgeable source on that. I'm pretty sure he's not a hillbilly, though.
Quote from: Tony on January 25, 2010, 12:23:07 PM
Did anyone else dance a jig when that hillbilly threw that interception? Just me? Well you should have. It was fun. And I'll dance another jig in a couple weeks when the Saints break the hearts of all those die hard colts "fans".
Racist.
Just want to say, as someone who didn't grow up in the Midwest, there is some awesome Favre hate going on in here.
I'm not sure I completely understand why he's getting blamed for losing that game, but the hate is quite hilarious nonetheless.
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 12:36:20 PM
Just want to say, as someone who didn't grow up in the Midwest, there is some awesome Favre hate going on in here.
Just checked the Sbox and you typed nearly that same exact sentence. Real original.
Quote from: BH on January 25, 2010, 12:39:10 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 12:36:20 PM
Just want to say, as someone who didn't grow up in the Midwest, there is some awesome Favre hate going on in here.
Just checked the Sbox and you typed nearly that same exact sentence. Real original.
So sorry you didn't stay!
Last night there were only two ways to not get laid on Bourbon St.
1. Wear a Favre jersey.
2. Let an extra guy into the huddle.
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2010, 07:08:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 01:45:09 AM
Quote from: Day Man on January 24, 2010, 09:31:41 PM
Are they renaming the team the New Orleans Katrinas?
You're a weird fucking dude. Coming from me that's one hell of an accusation. Keep doing what you do.
He has a point though. I'm sorry, but it's been almost 5 years, do I still have to hear about how the Saints "are so much more than a football team to this city" and how they're Still helping them to recover? If that's true, than it was really dickish of the Saints to suck the last two years when New Orleans needed them most.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man
The fact is that New Orleans is done recovering. They've been done recovering. The tax base is the only thing that came or wanted to come back. The others were just folks living off the Gubment. And those people were many.
All this was my point. If I'm still a weird fucking dude, so be it. I'm tired of Katrina getting invoked every single time New Orleans is mentioned. (Probably for political reasons, and I don't want politics in my football.) If this is okay, then I suppose we should start crediting the New York Yankees' and Jets' performances for making everyone forget about 9/11.
Quote from: Day Man on January 25, 2010, 12:45:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2010, 07:08:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 01:45:09 AM
Quote from: Day Man on January 24, 2010, 09:31:41 PM
Are they renaming the team the New Orleans Katrinas?
You're a weird fucking dude. Coming from me that's one hell of an accusation. Keep doing what you do.
He has a point though. I'm sorry, but it's been almost 5 years, do I still have to hear about how the Saints "are so much more than a football team to this city" and how they're Still helping them to recover? If that's true, than it was really dickish of the Saints to suck the last two years when New Orleans needed them most.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man
The fact is that New Orleans is done recovering. They've been done recovering. The tax base is the only thing that came or wanted to come back. The others were just folks living off the Gubment. And those people were many.
All this was my point. If I'm still a weird fucking dude, so be it. I'm tired of Katrina getting invoked every single time New Orleans is mentioned. (Probably for political reasons, and I don't want politics in my football.) If this is okay, then I suppose we should start crediting the New York Yankees' and Jets' performances for making everyone forget about 9/11.
Never forget.
Quote from: JD on January 25, 2010, 12:50:26 PM
Quote from: Day Man on January 25, 2010, 12:45:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2010, 07:08:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 01:45:09 AM
Quote from: Day Man on January 24, 2010, 09:31:41 PM
Are they renaming the team the New Orleans Katrinas?
You're a weird fucking dude. Coming from me that's one hell of an accusation. Keep doing what you do.
He has a point though. I'm sorry, but it's been almost 5 years, do I still have to hear about how the Saints "are so much more than a football team to this city" and how they're Still helping them to recover? If that's true, than it was really dickish of the Saints to suck the last two years when New Orleans needed them most.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man
The fact is that New Orleans is done recovering. They've been done recovering. The tax base is the only thing that came or wanted to come back. The others were just folks living off the Gubment. And those people were many.
All this was my point. If I'm still a weird fucking dude, so be it. I'm tired of Katrina getting invoked every single time New Orleans is mentioned. (Probably for political reasons, and I don't want politics in my football.) If this is okay, then I suppose we should start crediting the New York Yankees' and Jets' performances for making everyone forget about 9/11.
Never forget.
That too.
Quote from: Day Man on January 25, 2010, 12:52:35 PM
Quote from: JD on January 25, 2010, 12:50:26 PM
Quote from: Day Man on January 25, 2010, 12:45:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2010, 07:08:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 01:45:09 AM
Quote from: Day Man on January 24, 2010, 09:31:41 PM
Are they renaming the team the New Orleans Katrinas?
You're a weird fucking dude. Coming from me that's one hell of an accusation. Keep doing what you do.
He has a point though. I'm sorry, but it's been almost 5 years, do I still have to hear about how the Saints "are so much more than a football team to this city" and how they're Still helping them to recover? If that's true, than it was really dickish of the Saints to suck the last two years when New Orleans needed them most.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man
The fact is that New Orleans is done recovering. They've been done recovering. The tax base is the only thing that came or wanted to come back. The others were just folks living off the Gubment. And those people were many.
All this was my point. If I'm still a weird fucking dude, so be it. I'm tired of Katrina getting invoked every single time New Orleans is mentioned. (Probably for political reasons, and I don't want politics in my football.) If this is okay, then I suppose we should start crediting the New York Yankees' and Jets' performances for making everyone forget about 9/11.
Never forget.
That too.
The 2009 Cardinals Super Bowl went a long way toward helping me forget about the 410,000 houses in foreclosure in Phoenix.
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 12:55:34 PM
Quote from: Day Man on January 25, 2010, 12:52:35 PM
Quote from: JD on January 25, 2010, 12:50:26 PM
Quote from: Day Man on January 25, 2010, 12:45:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2010, 07:08:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 01:45:09 AM
Quote from: Day Man on January 24, 2010, 09:31:41 PM
Are they renaming the team the New Orleans Katrinas?
You're a weird fucking dude. Coming from me that's one hell of an accusation. Keep doing what you do.
He has a point though. I'm sorry, but it's been almost 5 years, do I still have to hear about how the Saints "are so much more than a football team to this city" and how they're Still helping them to recover? If that's true, than it was really dickish of the Saints to suck the last two years when New Orleans needed them most.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man
The fact is that New Orleans is done recovering. They've been done recovering. The tax base is the only thing that came or wanted to come back. The others were just folks living off the Gubment. And those people were many.
All this was my point. If I'm still a weird fucking dude, so be it. I'm tired of Katrina getting invoked every single time New Orleans is mentioned. (Probably for political reasons, and I don't want politics in my football.) If this is okay, then I suppose we should start crediting the New York Yankees' and Jets' performances for making everyone forget about 9/11.
Never forget.
That too.
The 2009 Cardinals Super Bowl went a long way toward helping me forget about the 410,000 houses in foreclosure in Phoenix.
Thanks a lot for ruining Detroit, stupid Tigers.
This ain't a super bowl thread, but it's close enough.
http://www.newser.com/article/d9d90qd81/heisman-trophy-winner-tim-tebow-to-appear-in-super-bowl-commercial-celebrating-family-life.html
"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."
The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."
Quote from: BH on January 25, 2010, 01:04:10 PM
This ain't a super bowl thread, but it's close enough.
http://www.newser.com/article/d9d90qd81/heisman-trophy-winner-tim-tebow-to-appear-in-super-bowl-commercial-celebrating-family-life.html
"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."
The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."
We'll all be better men after seeing the Tebows' commercial.
Quote from: BH on January 25, 2010, 01:04:10 PM
This ain't a super bowl thread, but it's close enough.
http://www.newser.com/article/d9d90qd81/heisman-trophy-winner-tim-tebow-to-appear-in-super-bowl-commercial-celebrating-family-life.html
"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."
The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."
This reminds me of the Catholic Church commercials I've been seeing lately. Those aren't sleazy.
Quote from: Slack-E on January 25, 2010, 01:21:36 PM
Quote from: BH on January 25, 2010, 01:04:10 PM
This ain't a super bowl thread, but it's close enough.
http://www.newser.com/article/d9d90qd81/heisman-trophy-winner-tim-tebow-to-appear-in-super-bowl-commercial-celebrating-family-life.html
"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."
The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."
This reminds me of the Catholic Church commercials I've been seeing lately. Those aren't sleazy.
The Catholics Come Home nonsense?
(http://i49.tinypic.com/15dxrac.jpg)
OH NOES!!!!!
As much as I'd love to just sit here and make dong jokes based on a year-old incident...
Seeing as how the Saints had absolutely no answer for Visanthe, it made perfect sense for the Vikings to stop passing to him.
Another Deanna FACEPALM, plus a better look at Brittany...
(http://i46.tinypic.com/1hrtyg.jpg)
Looks like someone just told her that if her hand smells like bacon it means she has cancer.
Quote from: Fork on January 25, 2010, 01:45:19 PM
As much as I'd love to just sit here and make dong jokes based on a year-old incident...
Seeing as how the Saints had absolutely no answer for Visanthe, it made perfect sense for the Vikings to stop passing to him.
Dong jokes?
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/12/dong_zoom.jpg)
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 25, 2010, 01:27:28 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 25, 2010, 01:21:36 PM
Quote from: BH on January 25, 2010, 01:04:10 PM
This ain't a super bowl thread, but it's close enough.
http://www.newser.com/article/d9d90qd81/heisman-trophy-winner-tim-tebow-to-appear-in-super-bowl-commercial-celebrating-family-life.html
"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."
The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."
This reminds me of the Catholic Church commercials I've been seeing lately. Those aren't sleazy.
The Catholics Come Home nonsense?
Yep.
Quote from: Slack-E on January 25, 2010, 02:28:18 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 25, 2010, 01:27:28 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 25, 2010, 01:21:36 PM
Quote from: BH on January 25, 2010, 01:04:10 PM
This ain't a super bowl thread, but it's close enough.
http://www.newser.com/article/d9d90qd81/heisman-trophy-winner-tim-tebow-to-appear-in-super-bowl-commercial-celebrating-family-life.html
"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."
The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."
This reminds me of the Catholic Church commercials I've been seeing lately. Those aren't sleazy.
The Catholics Come Home nonsense?
Yep.
You would say that.
Quote from: Slack-E on January 25, 2010, 02:28:18 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 25, 2010, 01:27:28 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 25, 2010, 01:21:36 PM
Quote from: BH on January 25, 2010, 01:04:10 PM
This ain't a super bowl thread, but it's close enough.
http://www.newser.com/article/d9d90qd81/heisman-trophy-winner-tim-tebow-to-appear-in-super-bowl-commercial-celebrating-family-life.html
"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."
The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."
This reminds me of the Catholic Church commercials I've been seeing lately. Those aren't sleazy.
The Catholics Come Home nonsense?
Yep.
It exploits people's fear of death and the bad things they've done in their lives. Nonsense, if you ask me.
I'd much rather prefer the evangelical's approach then the "Guilt you into coming back" bullshit.
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 25, 2010, 03:05:35 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 25, 2010, 02:28:18 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 25, 2010, 01:27:28 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 25, 2010, 01:21:36 PM
Quote from: BH on January 25, 2010, 01:04:10 PM
This ain't a super bowl thread, but it's close enough.
http://www.newser.com/article/d9d90qd81/heisman-trophy-winner-tim-tebow-to-appear-in-super-bowl-commercial-celebrating-family-life.html
"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."
The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."
This reminds me of the Catholic Church commercials I've been seeing lately. Those aren't sleazy.
The Catholics Come Home nonsense?
Yep.
It exploits people's fear of death and the bad things they've done in their lives. Nonsense, if you ask me.
I'd much rather prefer the evangelical's approach then the "Guilt you into coming back" bullshit.
We need the dues.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 25, 2010, 01:50:57 PM
Another Deanna FACEPALM, plus a better look at Brittany...
(http://i46.tinypic.com/1hrtyg.jpg)
Looks like someone just told her that if her hand smells like bacon it means she has cancer.
So, his daughter and his wife are the exact same age, right?
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 25, 2010, 03:46:36 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 25, 2010, 01:50:57 PM
Another Deanna FACEPALM, plus a better look at Brittany...
(http://i46.tinypic.com/1hrtyg.jpg)
Looks like someone just told her that if her hand smells like bacon it means she has cancer.
So, his daughter and his wife are the exact same age, right?
I think they might be twins.
Have you guys seen BK's latest post (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/332235-hartley-and-me-a-tale-of-hope-failure-fantasy-and-reality), under his alter ego Zeke Fuhrman?
Quote from: BH on January 25, 2010, 03:57:21 PM
Have you guys seen BK's latest post (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/332235-hartley-and-me-a-tale-of-hope-failure-fantasy-and-reality), under his alter ego Zeke Fuhrman?
Quote from: MeI circled him on my list.
Of dudes I'd make out with!
Just like I knew the Favre INT was coming, I knew that this (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/peter_king/01/24/titlegames/index.html?eref=sihp) was coming, too:
QuoteThe most compelling player of the era is broken.
QuoteNo matter what you think of Favre -- and it's no secret I think he's the most charismatic and interesting player I've covered -- you have to admire how he bleeds in front of us. He goes out and gets the snot knocked out of him, somehow survives, then makes a throw he never should have made. And he stands there for the inquisition and answers the questions as honestly as I think a man can in these circumstances.
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 25, 2010, 04:01:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 25, 2010, 03:57:21 PM
Have you guys seen BK's latest post (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/332235-hartley-and-me-a-tale-of-hope-failure-fantasy-and-reality), under his alter ego Zeke Fuhrman?
Quote from: MeI circled him on my list.
Of dudes I'd make out with!
He's no Paul Walker.
Quote from: Eli on January 25, 2010, 04:02:47 PM
Just like I knew the Favre INT was coming, I knew that this (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/peter_king/01/24/titlegames/index.html?eref=sihp) was coming, too:
QuoteThe most compelling player of the era is broken.
QuoteNo matter what you think of Favre -- and it's no secret I think he's the most charismatic and interesting player I've covered -- you have to admire how he bleeds in front of us. He goes out and gets the snot knocked out of him, somehow survives, then makes a throw he never should have made. And he stands there for the inquisition and answers the questions as honestly as I think a man can in these circumstances.
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/01/peter-king-spies-himself-a-new-tebeau.html
Quote from: JD on January 25, 2010, 04:04:18 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 25, 2010, 04:01:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 25, 2010, 03:57:21 PM
Have you guys seen BK's latest post (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/332235-hartley-and-me-a-tale-of-hope-failure-fantasy-and-reality), under his alter ego Zeke Fuhrman?
Quote from: MeI circled him on my list.
Of dudes I'd make out with!
He's no Paul Walker.
Paul Walker's movies are too violent for me.
Quote from: thehawk on January 24, 2010, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 24, 2010, 05:03:25 PM
Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Quote from: R-V on January 25, 2010, 04:20:37 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 24, 2010, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 24, 2010, 05:03:25 PM
Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
I'd just like to vote "Yes" on the question that started of all this.
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2010, 05:03:45 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 25, 2010, 04:20:37 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 24, 2010, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 24, 2010, 05:03:25 PM
Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
I'd just like to vote "Yes" on the question that started of all this as long as we're not including QBs that chain-rape women.
Pen's Steeler CLASS'd
Quote from: R-V on January 25, 2010, 04:20:37 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 24, 2010, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 24, 2010, 05:03:25 PM
Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Quote from: thehawk on January 25, 2010, 07:59:58 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 25, 2010, 04:20:37 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 24, 2010, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 24, 2010, 05:03:25 PM
Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
I just want to thank Kerm and Yeti for loving the Hartley kick that sent this historically laughable franchise to it's first Super Bowl. Not only could that kick have been good from 55, but it split the uprights. It also makes me chuckle that Hartley looks like the kind of kid that had to pause his game of Tony Hawk on the sideline before he went out and crushed Favre's ego with that boot.
By the way, he's only missed two field goals in his career (and one XP). Last season he was perfect and this season he missed two field goals--one was a desperation 58 yarder in Washington (I think) and the other was a brainfart against Tampa Bay. The sample size is small, but he's been money when needed.
Oh what might have been, Minnesota:
http://www.vikings.com/splash.html (http://www.vikings.com/splash.html)
Quote from: motown on January 26, 2010, 08:03:24 AM
Oh what might have been, Minnesota:
http://www.vikings.com/splash.html (http://www.vikings.com/splash.html)
Oops.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/ajxkyt.png)
Quote from: Day Man on January 26, 2010, 08:26:02 AM
Quote from: motown on January 26, 2010, 08:03:24 AM
Oh what might have been, Minnesota:
http://www.vikings.com/splash.html (http://www.vikings.com/splash.html)
Oops.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/ajxkyt.png)
Click...
http://www.primesport.com/sports/Minnesota-Vikings-super-bowl.asp
QuoteThe page cannot be found
The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/m91vkh.jpg)
http://www.vikingsfanshop.com/cart.php?m=product_list&c=219
QuoteProducts > VIKINGS NFC CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS GEAR
This category doesn't have anything in it, but check back soon.
Fun with the internet!
Start looking for that shit on Haitians any day now.
Quote from: Fork on January 26, 2010, 08:40:22 AM
Start looking for that shit on Haitians any day now.
Haven't they suffered enough?
Update (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/super-bowl/01/25/cbs.superbowlad.ap/index.html)
CBS urged to scrap anti-abortion Super Bowl ad featuring Tebow
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 09:27:02 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 25, 2010, 07:59:58 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 25, 2010, 04:20:37 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 24, 2010, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 24, 2010, 05:03:25 PM
Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Quote from: R-V on January 26, 2010, 09:03:11 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 09:27:02 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 25, 2010, 07:59:58 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 25, 2010, 04:20:37 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 24, 2010, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 24, 2010, 05:03:25 PM
Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Racist.
Quote from: BH on January 26, 2010, 09:02:39 AM
Update (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/super-bowl/01/25/cbs.superbowlad.ap/index.html)
CBS urged to scrap anti-abortion Super Bowl ad featuring Tebow
That's a shame. I was looking forward to that. And then the ensuing media storm of Tebow's 5 abortions
Quote from: R-V on January 26, 2010, 09:03:11 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2010, 09:27:02 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 25, 2010, 07:59:58 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 25, 2010, 04:20:37 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 24, 2010, 05:31:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 24, 2010, 05:03:25 PM
Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StagFAGGOTry preclude that?
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Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StagFAGGOTry preclude that?
Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...
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Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?
Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...
Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2iiwvfn.jpg)
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Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?
Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...
Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2iiwvfn.jpg)
Change your name to Joke Explainer.
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Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?
Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...
Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2iiwvfn.jpg)
Change your name to Joke Explainer.
If Fork didn't explain the jokes, Huey would be more lost than that other guy who is already the most lost.
I just thought the look on Johnny U's face was funny as shit.
There they go! There they go! Every time we start talking about quarterbacks, some old dude has to bring up Johnny Unitus. That's they one! That's they one!
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 26, 2010, 12:05:27 PM
There they go! There they go! Every time we start talking about quarterbacks, some old dude has to bring up Johnny Unitus. That's they one! That's they one!
He kicked Joe Louis' ass.
It really does look like TEC.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2797/4306473429_4b9d79f469_o.jpg)
Quote from: morpheus on January 26, 2010, 12:19:55 PM
It really does look like TEC.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2797/4306473429_4b9d79f469_o.jpg)
Okay, Morts, that's pretty awesome.
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Quote from: morpheus on January 26, 2010, 12:19:55 PM
It really does look like TEC.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2797/4306473429_4b9d79f469_o.jpg)
Okay, Morts, that's pretty awesome.
[bows]
Thanks for the new avatar, Morph. The David Patton one was getting old.
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Thanks for the new avatar, Morph. The David Patton one was getting old.
I approve.
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Thanks for the new avatar, Morph. The David Patton one was getting old.
I thought that might happen.
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Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?
Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...
Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2iiwvfn.jpg)
Change your name to Joke Explainer.
If Fork didn't explain the jokes, Huey would be more lost than that other guy who is already the most lost.
I actually used the "Now
there's a haircut you could set your watch too" line Sunday night (with sophisticated witnesses, natch) so pick on some other PANK.
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Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?
Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...
Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2iiwvfn.jpg)
Change your name to Joke Explainer.
If Fork didn't explain the jokes, Huey would be more lost than that other guy who is already the most lost.
I actually used the "Now there's a haircut you could set your watch too" line Sunday night (with sophisticated witnesses, natch) so pick on some other PANK.
"too"?
Quote from: Fork on January 26, 2010, 02:26:31 PM
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Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?
Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...
Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2iiwvfn.jpg)
Change your name to Joke Explainer.
If Fork didn't explain the jokes, Huey would be more lost than that other guy who is already the most lost.
I actually used the "Now there's a haircut you could set your watch too" line Sunday night (with sophisticated witnesses, natch) so pick on some other PANK.
"too"?
That's how the writers on "The Simpsons" had it. True story.
Now go eat dingleberries.
Quote from: MAD on January 26, 2010, 02:42:49 PM
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Quote from: R-V on January 24, 2010, 05:03:25 PM
Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?
Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...
Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2iiwvfn.jpg)
Change your name to Joke Explainer.
If Fork didn't explain the jokes, Huey would be more lost than that other guy who is already the most lost.
I actually used the "Now there's a haircut you could set your watch too" line Sunday night (with sophisticated witnesses, natch) so pick on some other PANK.
"too"?
That's how the writers on "The Simpsons" had it. True story.
Now go eat dingleberries.
When I want any shit from you, I'll pop the top off that beer can of a head you've got and scoop it out, you fuck.
Quote from: Fork on January 26, 2010, 03:21:58 PM
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Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?
Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...
Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2iiwvfn.jpg)
Change your name to Joke Explainer.
If Fork didn't explain the jokes, Huey would be more lost than that other guy who is already the most lost.
I actually used the "Now there's a haircut you could set your watch too" line Sunday night (with sophisticated witnesses, natch) so pick on some other PANK.
"too"?
That's how the writers on "The Simpsons" had it. True story.
Now go eat dingleberries.
When I want any shit from you, I'll pop the top off that beer can of a head you've got and scoop it out, you fuck.
I'M THIRTY EIGHT YEARS OLD! I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU!
Quote from: MAD on January 26, 2010, 03:36:42 PM
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Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?
Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...
Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2iiwvfn.jpg)
Change your name to Joke Explainer.
If Fork didn't explain the jokes, Huey would be more lost than that other guy who is already the most lost.
I actually used the "Now there's a haircut you could set your watch too" line Sunday night (with sophisticated witnesses, natch) so pick on some other PANK.
"too"?
That's how the writers on "The Simpsons" had it. True story.
Now go eat dingleberries.
When I want any shit from you, I'll pop the top off that beer can of a head you've got and scoop it out, you fuck.
I'M THIRTY EIGHT YEARS OLD! I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU!
Using some statfaggotry that factors in the era and whatnot, here's a list of (statistically speaking) greatest qbs of all time- http://www.pro-football-reference.com/blog/?p=3378 (this was made before this season, however, and Manning, Favre, and a few others obviously have done well enough to boost their rankings probably)
If you don't feel like reading all that- here's the top ten without postseason stats included-
1. Manning
2. Marino
3. Young
4. Montana
5. Tarkenton
6. Fouts
7. Ken Anderson
8. Johnny Unitas
9. SID LUCKMAN
10. Sammy Baugh
With postseason stats included:
1. Montana
2. Manning
3. Marino
4. Young
5. Luckman
6. Tarkenton
7. Ken Anderson (this surprised the hell out of me)
8. Fouts
9. Unitas
10. Favre.
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Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?
Intrepid Reader: Joe Montana
Nope. Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate
Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.
If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?
Joe won a lot of games other than SB games. As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana. He always seemed to win the big games.
Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.
Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.
Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.
Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?
Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...
Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2iiwvfn.jpg)
Change your name to Joke Explainer.
If Fork didn't explain the jokes, Huey would be more lost than that other guy who is already the most lost.
I actually used the "Now there's a haircut you could set your watch too" line Sunday night (with sophisticated witnesses, natch) so pick on some other PANK.
"too"?
That's how the writers on "The Simpsons" had it. True story.
Now go eat dingleberries.
When I want any shit from you, I'll pop the top off that beer can of a head you've got and scoop it out, you fuck.
I'M THIRTY EIGHT YEARS OLD! I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU!
Using some statfaggotry that factors in the era and whatnot, here's a list of (statistically speaking) greatest qbs of all time- http://www.pro-football-reference.com/blog/?p=3378 (this was made before this season, however, and Manning, Favre, and a few others obviously have done well enough to boost their rankings probably)
If you don't feel like reading all that- here's the top ten without postseason stats included-
1. Manning
2. Marino
3. Young
4. Montana
5. Tarkenton
6. Fouts
7. Ken Anderson
8. Johnny Unitas
9. SID LUCKMAN
10. Sammy Baugh
With postseason stats included:
1. Montana
2. Manning
3. Marino
4. Young
5. Luckman
6. Tarkenton
7. Ken Anderson (this surprised the hell out of me)
8. Fouts
9. Unitas
10. Favre.
Eli or Peyton? Cooper?
Danieal.
Quote from: BH on January 26, 2010, 09:02:39 AM
Update (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/super-bowl/01/25/cbs.superbowlad.ap/index.html)
CBS urged to scrap anti-abortion Super Bowl ad featuring Tebow
An oldie but a goodie (http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2005/08/making-homos-sadly-no-posted-this.html) from Focus on the Family, on dequeening your young uns:
QuoteMeanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.
Quote from: SKO on January 26, 2010, 03:49:37 PM
If you don't feel like reading all that- here's the top ten without postseason stats included-
1. Manning
2. Marino
3. Young
4. Montana
5. Tarkenton
6. Fouts
7. Ken Anderson
8. Johnny Unitas
9. SID LUCKMAN
10. Sammy Baugh
With postseason stats included:
1. Montana
2. Manning
3. Marino
4. Young
5. Luckman
6. Tarkenton
7. Ken Anderson (this surprised the hell out of me)
8. Fouts
9. Unitas
10. Favre.
Seems like somewhere on one of those lists, Tom Brady's name should appear.
Quote from: PenFoe on January 27, 2010, 10:43:01 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 26, 2010, 03:49:37 PM
If you don't feel like reading all that- here's the top ten without postseason stats included-
1. Manning
2. Marino
3. Young
4. Montana
5. Tarkenton
6. Fouts
7. Ken Anderson
8. Johnny Unitas
9. SID LUCKMAN
10. Sammy Baugh
With postseason stats included:
1. Montana
2. Manning
3. Marino
4. Young
5. Luckman
6. Tarkenton
7. Ken Anderson (this surprised the hell out of me)
8. Fouts
9. Unitas
10. Favre.
Seems like somewhere on one of those lists, Tom Brady's name should appear.
Eh. Outside of his 2007 season his numbers have never been that exceptional, at least not for this era, and his early postseason numbers weren't that spectacular, as they had a fairly conservative offense in 2001 and the postseason failures since 2005 have brought the overall numbers down.
I'm glad Jared Allen prefaces this by saying he's not gay, because I'm not convinced.
"Everything but my backside loves you, but if you come back, I will let you slap my rear end every single day. In no way gay at all, but I will take that stinging pain and I will eat it every day."
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/29/an-offer-favre-may-not-be-able-to-refuse/
BUMP
NFL minicamps began today. Which means that it was the perfect time for Brett Favre to tell the Vikings that his ankle
still hurts and he'll need surgery if he's going to play this year.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5150940 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5150940)
Awesome.
Quote from: CT III on April 30, 2010, 01:58:48 PM
BUMP
NFL minicamps began today. Which means that it was the perfect time for Brett Favre to tell the Vikings that his ankle
still hurts and he'll need surgery if he's going to play this year.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5150940 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5150940)
Awesome.
I love everything about this thread. I'm a goddamn genius.
Quote from: CT III on April 30, 2010, 01:58:48 PM
BUMP
NFL minicamps began today. Which means that it was the perfect time for Brett Favre to tell the Vikings that his ankle
still hurts and he'll need surgery if he's going to play this year.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5150940 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5150940)
Awesome.
QuoteFavre had the best statistical season of his career and advanced the Vikings to the NFC Championship Game in the Superdome, where he was brutalized by the Saints defense. His final pass of the season was intercepted with the Vikings in scoring position and seemingly poised to win the game.
Instead, Favre's pass for Sidney Rice was intercepted in the final minutes, and the Vikings were defeated in overtime without Favre touching the football.
A favorite part of the article for me.
"Hey ESPN-I'm hurt and it will take a HERCULEAN effort by me to return to the game I love so much and always play with such joy (patent pending). Prepare your stroke stories accordingly."
I'd call this fuck transparent if so many people weren't stupid enough to believe him.
Quote from: fiveouts on April 30, 2010, 02:40:16 PM
"Hey ESPN-I'm hurt and it will take a HERCULEAN effort by me to return to the game I love so much and always play with such joy (patent pending). Prepare your stroke stories accordingly."
I'd call this fuck transparent if so many people weren't stupid enough to believe him.
This column is written by an ESPN writer who wants to go by the name Cynical. (http://espn.go.com/blog/NFCNorth/post/_/id/12115/favre-finds-this-years-training-camp-excuse)
I expect him to be out of a job by Aug. 1
That article mentions "injury expert" Stephania Bell. Her fivehead frightens the bejesus out of me.
Quote from: Indolent Reader on April 30, 2010, 03:38:06 PM
That article mentions "injury expert" Stephania Bell. Her fivehead frightens the bejesus out of me.
Seconded.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 30, 2010, 03:41:28 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on April 30, 2010, 03:38:06 PM
That article mentions "injury expert" Stephania Bell. Her fivehead frightens the bejesus out of me.
Seconded.
Not to mention she banged Eric Casillias. Nice couple.
Quote from: Slaky on April 30, 2010, 03:49:34 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 30, 2010, 03:41:28 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on April 30, 2010, 03:38:06 PM
That article mentions "injury expert" Stephania Bell. Her fivehead frightens the bejesus out of me.
Seconded.
Not to mention she banged Eric Casillias. Nice couple.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2usbrk5.jpg)
Quote from: Slaky on April 30, 2010, 03:49:34 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 30, 2010, 03:41:28 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on April 30, 2010, 03:38:06 PM
That article mentions "injury expert" Stephania Bell. Her fivehead frightens the bejesus out of me.
Seconded.
Not to mention she banged Eric Casillias. Nice couple.
I thought YOU were the one who came up "Erica Silly Ass". Why didn't you stick with that, Slaky? WHY?!?!?!
Quote from: MAD on April 30, 2010, 04:03:40 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 30, 2010, 03:49:34 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 30, 2010, 03:41:28 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on April 30, 2010, 03:38:06 PM
That article mentions "injury expert" Stephania Bell. Her fivehead frightens the bejesus out of me.
Seconded.
Not to mention she banged Eric Casillias. Nice couple.
I thought YOU were the one who came up "Erica Silly Ass". Why didn't you stick with that, Slaky? WHY?!?!?!
Dolan...
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=3299.msg53181#msg53181
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 30, 2010, 04:05:10 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 30, 2010, 04:03:40 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 30, 2010, 03:49:34 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 30, 2010, 03:41:28 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on April 30, 2010, 03:38:06 PM
That article mentions "injury expert" Stephania Bell. Her fivehead frightens the bejesus out of me.
Seconded.
Not to mention she banged Eric Casillias. Nice couple.
I thought YOU were the one who came up "Erica Silly Ass". Why didn't you stick with that, Slaky? WHY?!?!?!
Dolan...
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=3299.msg53181#msg53181
Oh.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 30, 2010, 04:01:02 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 30, 2010, 03:49:34 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 30, 2010, 03:41:28 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on April 30, 2010, 03:38:06 PM
That article mentions "injury expert" Stephania Bell. Her fivehead frightens the bejesus out of me.
Seconded.
Not to mention she banged Eric Casillias. Nice couple.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2usbrk5.jpg)
I recind previous tedious accusations. or, "I see your value now"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJ_K4Mlt4w&feature=related Delicious.
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2010, 05:17:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJ_K4Mlt4w&feature=related Delicious.
INNERFUCKINCEPSHIN AREYOUFUCK TACKELIM!!!!!
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 19, 2010, 07:49:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2010, 05:17:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJ_K4Mlt4w&feature=related Delicious.
INNERFUCKINCEPSHIN AREYOUFUCK TACKELIM!!!!!
He could have just taken a knee and TRIED A 56 YARD FIELD GOAL! THIS ISN'T DETROIT, MAN. IT'S THE SUPERBOWL!
Later, Brett (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/08/03/favre.vikings.ap/index.html?eref=BrkNews)
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 10:12:45 AM
Later, Brett (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/08/03/favre.vikings.ap/index.html?eref=BrkNews)
We'll see.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2010, 10:12:45 AM
Later, Brett (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/08/03/favre.vikings.ap/index.html?eref=BrkNews)
Fuck Brett Favre with an AIDS chainsaw.
I love that I started this thread and knowing how their season ended. Makes me feel like I've done some good in the world.
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:37:15 AM
I love that I started this thread and knowing how their season ended. Makes me feel like I've done some good in the world.
You were born. Everything afterwards is just bonus for us.
Favre = Sean Salisbury + Crocs
http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story
Quote from: R-V on August 04, 2010, 10:04:22 AM
Favre = Sean Salisbury + Crocs
http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story
This is just awesome.
And it begins again. (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/08/favre-shows-up-at-high-school-practice.html)
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/news/story?id=5436231
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 04, 2010, 10:44:06 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 04, 2010, 10:04:22 AM
Favre = Sean Salisbury + Crocs
http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story
This is just awesome.
So he texts "sideline reporter" Jenn Sterger pictures of his junk and texts owner of famous dong Visanthe Shiancoe news of his retirement?
Quote from: Brownie on August 04, 2010, 11:20:45 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 04, 2010, 10:44:06 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 04, 2010, 10:04:22 AM
Favre = Sean Salisbury + Crocs
http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story
This is just awesome.
So he texts "sideline reporter" Jenn Sterger pictures of his junk and texts owner of famous dong Visanthe Shiancoe news of his retirement?
Would Sportscenter ever run with this? I hope this story gets the "exposure" it deserves.
I post this picture for no reason other than to assure there is no confusion over what Jenn Sterger looks like. She's the one on the right.
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/erockradio/4LOvd5WE4eWcOgTn3jQLpWFvYtIuQ9NDKsTzOvgkpjrleSIiNBZXJObuBEvK/jenn-sterger-gallery-051.jpg.scaled.500.jpg)
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 04, 2010, 01:08:53 PM
I post this picture for no reason other than to assure there is no confusion over what Jenn Sterger looks like. She's the one on the right.
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/erockradio/4LOvd5WE4eWcOgTn3jQLpWFvYtIuQ9NDKsTzOvgkpjrleSIiNBZXJObuBEvK/jenn-sterger-gallery-051.jpg.scaled.500.jpg)
Off all pictures of Jenn Sterger, you choose not to use the most famous one?
This one?
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/176/050/JennSterger_display_image.jpg?1268616476)
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 04, 2010, 01:20:09 PM
This one?
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/176/050/JennSterger_display_image.jpg?1268616476)
No.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_maRo3z-KVqA/R9X2hzQPJpI/AAAAAAAAB_o/1Ceym2anxUQ/s400/Jenn-Sterger.jpg)
Quote from: PenPho on August 04, 2010, 01:35:49 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 04, 2010, 01:20:09 PM
This one?
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/176/050/JennSterger_display_image.jpg?1268616476)
No.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_maRo3z-KVqA/R9X2hzQPJpI/AAAAAAAAB_o/1Ceym2anxUQ/s400/Jenn-Sterger.jpg)
I'm not going to call Jenn a butterface, because her face is not unattractive. But it fails to match up with her considerable assets slightly below, from which she had the poor taste to remove the augmentation. To top it off, she comes off like an ignorant, egotstical twat at every instance that I've ever seen. I might stop masturbating to her, in fact.
Quote from: PenPho on August 04, 2010, 01:35:49 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 04, 2010, 01:20:09 PM
This one?
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/176/050/JennSterger_display_image.jpg?1268616476)
No.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_maRo3z-KVqA/R9X2hzQPJpI/AAAAAAAAB_o/1Ceym2anxUQ/s400/Jenn-Sterger.jpg)
So not this one?
(http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jennsterger.jpg)
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.
It's like everything the Sarah Spain thread never was.
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.
Pictures you could easily have found by simply typing her name into a GIS?
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 04, 2010, 01:40:32 PM
I'm not going to call Jenn a butterface, because her face is not unattractive. But it fails to match up with her considerable assets slightly below, from which she had the poor taste to remove the augmentation. To top it off, she comes off like an ignorant, egotstical twat at every instance that I've ever seen. I might stop masturbating to her, in fact.
She had big fake tits (which she has since reduced), a decent face and a pancake ass. I still maintain that she's no-big-deal.
That she now reads Twitter updates for a sports show airing between rodeos and MMA bouts doesn't move the needle for me in either direction, frankly. Meh.
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.
Not until there's 12-year-olds up in this bitch.
I've heard one of the voicemails he left her, and it's just as pathetic as you think it is. Ol' Brittfar tinks yew look purty.
Quote from: Night Man on August 04, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
I've heard one of the voicemails he left her, and it's just as pathetic as you think it is. Ol' Brittfar tinks yew look purty.
Did you hear it from Deep Scrote?
Fine, I'm sorry.
Quote from: SKO on August 04, 2010, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.
Pictures you could easily have found by simply typing her name into a GIS?
Only site I'll ever need, dood.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 04, 2010, 01:49:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 04, 2010, 01:40:32 PM
I'm not going to call Jenn a butterface, because her face is not unattractive. But it fails to match up with her considerable assets slightly below, from which she had the poor taste to remove the augmentation. To top it off, she comes off like an ignorant, egotstical twat at every instance that I've ever seen. I might stop masturbating to her, in fact.
She had big fake tits (which she has since reduced), a decent face and a pancake ass. I still maintain that she's no-big-deal.
That she now reads Twitter updates for a sports show airing between rodeos and MMA bouts doesn't move the needle for me in either direction, frankly. Meh.
Ok face, pancake ass, but nice legs, stomach, tan, tits (sure they're fake). If you wouldn't fuck her, then you're clearly gay. Not that you weren't in the first place, but this is just icing on the top of your Great American Adventure butt plug.
Quote from: Night Man on August 04, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
I've heard one of the voicemails he left her, and it's just as pathetic as you think it is. Ol' Brittfar tinks yew look purty.
How so? With your ears and everything?
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:55:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 04, 2010, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.
Pictures you could easily have found by simply typing her name into a GIS?
Only site I'll ever need, dood.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 04, 2010, 01:49:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 04, 2010, 01:40:32 PM
I'm not going to call Jenn a butterface, because her face is not unattractive. But it fails to match up with her considerable assets slightly below, from which she had the poor taste to remove the augmentation. To top it off, she comes off like an ignorant, egotstical twat at every instance that I've ever seen. I might stop masturbating to her, in fact.
She had big fake tits (which she has since reduced), a decent face and a pancake ass. I still maintain that she's no-big-deal.
That she now reads Twitter updates for a sports show airing between rodeos and MMA bouts doesn't move the needle for me in either direction, frankly. Meh.
Ok face, pancake ass, but nice legs, stomach, tan, tits (sure they're fake). If you wouldn't fuck her, then you're clearly gay. Not that you weren't in the first place, but this is just icing on the top of your Great American Adventure butt plug.
Quote from: Night Man on August 04, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
I've heard one of the voicemails he left her, and it's just as pathetic as you think it is. Ol' Brittfar tinks yew look purty.
How so? With your ears and everything?
I know someone who knows her. But I don't know her. And no I can't get you her number. She's of age, anyway.
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:55:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 04, 2010, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.
Pictures you could easily have found by simply typing her name into a GIS?
Only site I'll ever need, dood.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 04, 2010, 01:49:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 04, 2010, 01:40:32 PM
I'm not going to call Jenn a butterface, because her face is not unattractive. But it fails to match up with her considerable assets slightly below, from which she had the poor taste to remove the augmentation. To top it off, she comes off like an ignorant, egotstical twat at every instance that I've ever seen. I might stop masturbating to her, in fact.
She had big fake tits (which she has since reduced), a decent face and a pancake ass. I still maintain that she's no-big-deal.
That she now reads Twitter updates for a sports show airing between rodeos and MMA bouts doesn't move the needle for me in either direction, frankly. Meh.
Ok face, pancake ass, but nice legs, stomach, tan, tits (sure they're fake). If you wouldn't fuck her, then you're clearly gay. Not that you weren't in the first place, but this is just icing on the top of your Great American Adventure butt plug.
Quote from: Night Man on August 04, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
I've heard one of the voicemails he left her, and it's just as pathetic as you think it is. Ol' Brittfar tinks yew look purty.
How so? With your ears and everything?
I don't get this reference (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_American_Adventure) at all.
Quote from: PenPho on August 04, 2010, 01:57:40 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:55:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 04, 2010, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.
Pictures you could easily have found by simply typing her name into a GIS?
Only site I'll ever need, dood.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 04, 2010, 01:49:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 04, 2010, 01:40:32 PM
I'm not going to call Jenn a butterface, because her face is not unattractive. But it fails to match up with her considerable assets slightly below, from which she had the poor taste to remove the augmentation. To top it off, she comes off like an ignorant, egotstical twat at every instance that I've ever seen. I might stop masturbating to her, in fact.
She had big fake tits (which she has since reduced), a decent face and a pancake ass. I still maintain that she's no-big-deal.
That she now reads Twitter updates for a sports show airing between rodeos and MMA bouts doesn't move the needle for me in either direction, frankly. Meh.
Ok face, pancake ass, but nice legs, stomach, tan, tits (sure they're fake). If you wouldn't fuck her, then you're clearly gay. Not that you weren't in the first place, but this is just icing on the top of your Great American Adventure Challenge butt plug.
Quote from: Night Man on August 04, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
I've heard one of the voicemails he left her, and it's just as pathetic as you think it is. Ol' Brittfar tinks yew look purty.
How so? With your ears and everything?
I don't get this reference (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_American_Adventure) at all.
Sorry. Rephrase'd after I recalled the proper name.
Quote from: Night Man on August 04, 2010, 01:57:26 PM
I know someone who knows her. But I don't know her. And no I can't get you her number. She's of age, anyway.
Yea, but if she had a 13 yr old sister..... HHHEEEEAAVVVEEENNN!
Yawn.
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/08/report-vikings-send-three-to-visit-favre.html
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 17, 2010, 03:44:11 PM
Yawn.
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/08/report-vikings-send-three-to-visit-favre.html
Intrepid Reader Yeti: What's this got to do with Huey's beloved Packers?
Quote from: SKO on August 17, 2010, 03:45:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 17, 2010, 03:44:11 PM
Yawn.
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/08/report-vikings-send-three-to-visit-favre.html
Intrepid Reader Yeti: What's this got to do with Huey's beloved Packers?
Thunder: Stolen.
Quote from: Eli on August 17, 2010, 03:46:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 17, 2010, 03:45:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 17, 2010, 03:44:11 PM
Yawn.
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/08/report-vikings-send-three-to-visit-favre.html
Intrepid Reader Yeti: What's this got to do with Huey's beloved Packers?
Thunder: Stolen.
MOTHERFUCKER
Quote from: Yeti on August 17, 2010, 03:51:09 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 17, 2010, 03:46:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 17, 2010, 03:45:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 17, 2010, 03:44:11 PM
Yawn.
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/08/report-vikings-send-three-to-visit-favre.html
Intrepid Reader Yeti: What's this got to do with Huey's beloved Packers?
Thunder: Stolen.
MOTHERFUCKER
You can always find solace in your beloved Cardinals.
Quote from: Bort on August 17, 2010, 03:53:22 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 17, 2010, 03:51:09 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 17, 2010, 03:46:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 17, 2010, 03:45:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 17, 2010, 03:44:11 PM
Yawn.
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/08/report-vikings-send-three-to-visit-favre.html
Intrepid Reader Yeti: What's this got to do with Huey's beloved Packers?
Thunder: Stolen.
MOTHERFUCKER
You can always find solace in your beloved Cardinals.
Hey, they're looking at Brandon Inge.. And LaRue is gonna get his ass back soon enough.
Wait, have you guys not heard that he's coming back?
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 17, 2010, 04:04:56 PM
Wait, have you guys not heard that he's coming back?
Ahem. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7138.msg223489#msg223489)
I'm concerned about my fantasy team this year, now that Tarvaris Jackson will be throwing to Sidney Rice.
Let's get this straight:
1. Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2. Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3. Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4. Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp.
That about right?
Today's coverage was a white Bronco shy of being the O.J. chase.
Quote from: fiveouts on August 17, 2010, 05:09:30 PM
Let's get this straight:
1. Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2. Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3. Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4. Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp.
That about right?
Just like last season, Favruh is playing the media and Vikings like a fiddle.
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 18, 2010, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on August 17, 2010, 05:09:30 PM
Let's get this straight:
1. Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2. Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3. Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4. Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp.
That about right?
Just like last season, Favruh is playing the media and Vikings like a fiddle.
I think we all deserve another season of Favruh snapping off his chinstrap in disgust after throwing an INT to decide a playoff game. It's gotta hai.
Quote from: Fork on August 18, 2010, 07:29:06 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 18, 2010, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on August 17, 2010, 05:09:30 PM
Let's get this straight:
1. Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2. Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3. Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4. Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp.
That about right?
Just like last season, Favruh is playing the media and Vikings like a fiddle.
I think we all deserve another season of Favruh snapping off his chinstrap in disgust after throwing an INT to decide a playoff game. It's gotta hai.
Last season's was absolutely glorious. You didn't think it would happen, then all of a sudden the idiot coach sends too many to the huddle and the stage is set.
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 18, 2010, 07:51:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 18, 2010, 07:29:06 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 18, 2010, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on August 17, 2010, 05:09:30 PM
Let's get this straight:
1. Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2. Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3. Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4. Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp.
That about right?
Just like last season, Favruh is playing the media and Vikings like a fiddle.
I think we all deserve another season of Favruh snapping off his chinstrap in disgust after throwing an INT to decide a playoff game. It's gotta hai.
Last season's was absolutely glorious. You didn't think it would happen, then all of a sudden the idiot coach sends too many to the huddle and the stage is set.
You don't know what I thought at all. Because I thought that exact thing would happen, frankly.
This isn't Detroit, man. It's the Superbowl.
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 08:10:12 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 18, 2010, 07:51:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 18, 2010, 07:29:06 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 18, 2010, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on August 17, 2010, 05:09:30 PM
Let's get this straight:
1. Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2. Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3. Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4. Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp.
That about right?
Just like last season, Favruh is playing the media and Vikings like a fiddle.
I think we all deserve another season of Favruh snapping off his chinstrap in disgust after throwing an INT to decide a playoff game. It's gotta hai.
Last season's was absolutely glorious. You didn't think it would happen, then all of a sudden the idiot coach sends too many to the huddle and the stage is set.
You don't know what I thought at all. Because I thought that exact thing would happen, frankly.
THI.
Favruh and Favruh Jr. (Tony Romo) will never stop coming up with new and exciting ways to fuck up for our enjoyment.
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 08:10:12 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 18, 2010, 07:51:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 18, 2010, 07:29:06 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 18, 2010, 07:08:34 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on August 17, 2010, 05:09:30 PM
Let's get this straight:
1. Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2. Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3. Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4. Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp.
That about right?
Just like last season, Favruh is playing the media and Vikings like a fiddle.
I think we all deserve another season of Favruh snapping off his chinstrap in disgust after throwing an INT to decide a playoff game. It's gotta hai.
Last season's was absolutely glorious. You didn't think it would happen, then all of a sudden the idiot coach sends too many to the huddle and the stage is set.
You don't know what I thought at all. Because I thought that exact thing would happen, frankly.
This isn't Detroit, man. It's the Superbowl.
Highlight of the debacle for me.
First up for Favre: the Saints in the Dome. The Saints will bring the pain and he will be destroyed.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 18, 2010, 08:32:03 AM
First up for Favre: the Saints in the Dome. The Saints will bring the pain and he will be destroyed.
so maybe fiveouts' scenario needs to be changed to "slapdick shows up in camp, announces he'll be ready for Week 2".
Quote from: Fork on August 18, 2010, 08:33:56 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 18, 2010, 08:32:03 AM
First up for Favre: the Saints in the Dome. The Saints will bring the pain and he will be destroyed.
so maybe fiveouts' scenario needs to be changed to "slapdick shows up in camp, announces he'll be ready for Week 2".
That'll break his consecutive starts streak. Lord knows he'd rather die than do that.
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2010, 08:40:58 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 18, 2010, 08:33:56 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 18, 2010, 08:32:03 AM
First up for Favre: the Saints in the Dome. The Saints will bring the pain and he will be destroyed.
so maybe fiveouts' scenario needs to be changed to "slapdick shows up in camp, announces he'll be ready for Week 2".
That'll break his consecutive starts streak. Lord knows he'd rather die than do that.
I'd be okay with that.
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 08:44:55 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2010, 08:40:58 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 18, 2010, 08:33:56 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 18, 2010, 08:32:03 AM
First up for Favre: the Saints in the Dome. The Saints will bring the pain and he will be destroyed.
so maybe fiveouts' scenario needs to be changed to "slapdick shows up in camp, announces he'll be ready for Week 2".
That'll break his consecutive starts streak. Lord knows he'd rather die than do that.
I'd be okay with that.
The only person that would hurt is Huey.
Worth watching on repeat until he does it again. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJ_K4Mlt4w)
Quote from: Bort on August 18, 2010, 08:51:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2010, 08:44:55 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2010, 08:40:58 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 18, 2010, 08:33:56 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 18, 2010, 08:32:03 AM
First up for Favre: the Saints in the Dome. The Saints will bring the pain and he will be destroyed.
so maybe fiveouts' scenario needs to be changed to "slapdick shows up in camp, announces he'll be ready for Week 2".
That'll break his consecutive starts streak. Lord knows he'd rather die than do that.
I'd be okay with that.
The only person that would hurt is Huey.
Huey's just happy he's coming back. It's just not football season for that old mick until he sees his beloved gunslinger just having fun out there.
Bump.
Brett Favre: 37/63 (58.7%), 396 yds, 1 td, 4 ints, 56.1 rating.
Delicious. It was hilarious listening to the Vikings postgame show on the radio. They were all going apeshit and yet trying to find ways NOT to blame Favre. Apparently it's the receivers fault that the offense is out of synch. It's not the guy who spent all summer on a tractor.
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 20, 2010, 08:30:48 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
*shakes fist*
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 20, 2010, 08:57:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
*shakes fist*
Jake Plummer inspired me to look like Jesus.
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 20, 2010, 08:57:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
*shakes fist*
What? (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PlumJa00/gamelog/1999/)
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 09:01:43 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 20, 2010, 08:57:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
*shakes fist*
What? (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PlumJa00/gamelog/1999/)
Oh, nothing really. (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/McNoCa00.htm)
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 20, 2010, 09:05:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 09:01:43 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 20, 2010, 08:57:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
*shakes fist*
What? (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PlumJa00/gamelog/1999/)
Oh, nothing really. (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/McNoCa00.htm)
We cool, then? (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/L/LeinMa00.htm)
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 09:07:00 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 20, 2010, 09:05:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 09:01:43 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 20, 2010, 08:57:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
*shakes fist*
What? (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PlumJa00/gamelog/1999/)
Oh, nothing really. (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/McNoCa00.htm)
We cool, then? (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/L/LeinMa00.htm)
Yeah. We cool. (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/MireRi00.htm)
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 20, 2010, 09:09:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 09:07:00 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 20, 2010, 09:05:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 09:01:43 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 20, 2010, 08:57:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
*shakes fist*
What? (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PlumJa00/gamelog/1999/)
Oh, nothing really. (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/McNoCa00.htm)
We cool, then? (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/L/LeinMa00.htm)
Yeah. We cool. (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/MireRi00.htm)
Sweet (http://www.nfl.com/players/jaycutler/profile?id=CUT288111), brah (http://www.nfl.com/players/derekanderson/profile?id=AND180512).
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
It was no fun watching Willie Mays self destruct.
Quote from: CBStew on September 20, 2010, 09:38:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
It was no fun watching Willie Mays self destruct.
An old man desperately hanging onto his career is sad, but not hateworthy. I never ragged on Vinny Testaverde. An egotistical bastard who refuses to put in any actual work who nonetheless expects the admiration of the masses despite his frequent team-killing turnovers? Well. He's worth hating.
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I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
It was no fun watching Willie Mays self destruct.
An old man desperately hanging onto his career is sad, but not hateworthy. I never ragged on Vinny Testaverde. An egotistical bastard who refuses to put in any actual work who nonetheless expects the admiration of the masses despite his frequent team-killing turnovers? Well. He's worth hating.
The retarded amount of media fellatio that has surrounded Derek Jeter his entire career has me enjoying the shitfest of a season he's having, despite the fact he's always been a helluva hitter.
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Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
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Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 02:33:40 PM
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Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.
What about the shotguns in the upper right?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 20, 2010, 03:02:25 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 02:33:40 PM
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Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.
What about the shotguns in the upper left?
Peoria is really getting to you, duder
Quote from: Yeti on September 20, 2010, 03:07:00 PM
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Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.
What about the shotguns in the upper left?
Peoria is really getting to you, duder
Fixed for my burgeoning TAXOLIB HOMOCRATism.
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 02:33:40 PM
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Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.
No, that looks like Dave Parker, no?
(http://www.ballen-photos.com/photos/images/parker-dave-2-pbp.jpg)
Quote from: Brownie on September 20, 2010, 03:22:19 PM
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Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.
No, that looks like Dave Parker, no?
(http://www.ballen-photos.com/photos/images/parker-dave-2-pbp.jpg)
I didn't know the Pirates were that popular in Mississippi.
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 20, 2010, 03:48:08 PM
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Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.
No, that looks like Dave Parker, no?
(http://www.ballen-photos.com/photos/images/parker-dave-2-pbp.jpg)
I didn't know the Pirates were that popular in Mississippi.
Dave Parker was born in Mississippi, and Favre's grandson was named... Parker. (http://www.buzzhollywood.com/celebrity-news/celebrity-sources/celebrity-gossip/bittenbound/brittany-favre-baby-brett-favre-a-grandfather-photos/) So there's that.
And I'm sure Brett's fondness for cocaine is matched only by Dave Parker.
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Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.
No, that looks like Dave Parker, no?
(http://www.ballen-photos.com/photos/images/parker-dave-2-pbp.jpg)
I didn't know the Pirates were that popular in Mississippi.
Dave Parker was born in Mississippi, and Favre's grandson was named... Parker. (http://www.buzzhollywood.com/celebrity-news/celebrity-sources/celebrity-gossip/bittenbound/brittany-favre-baby-brett-favre-a-grandfather-photos/) So there's that.
And I'm sure Brett's fondness for cocaine is matched only by Dave Parker.
Those cut-off jeans have always been popular here in San Francisco.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 20, 2010, 03:02:25 PM
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Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.
What about the shotguns in the upper right?
Still, the guy peeking his head through the door in the upper left is sort of awesome.
Quote from: Kermit IV on September 20, 2010, 09:15:06 PM
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Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.
What about the shotguns in the upper right?
Still, the guy peeking his head through the door in the upper left is sort of awesome.
He reminds me of the guy in "Bachelor Party" who slept with the tranny.
Quote from: PANK! on September 20, 2010, 10:08:19 PM
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Quote from: SKO on September 20, 2010, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 19, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 19, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.
What about the shotguns in the upper right?
Still, the guy peeking his head through the door in the upper left is sort of awesome.
He reminds me of the guy in "Bachelor Party" who slept with the tranny.
"She pees standing up!"
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I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.
So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?
God I hope so.
I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.
This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.
And no more fucking jeans ads.
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(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.
If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.
What about the shotguns in the upper right?
Still, the guy peeking his head through the door in the upper left is sort of awesome.
He reminds me of the guy in "Bachelor Party" who slept with the tranny.
"She pees standing up!"
I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that ChuckD make a new Easter Egg hunt out of that Favre photo. Like this one:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3072/2716354363_85d6ce3cbf_d.jpg)
Quote from: morpheus on September 21, 2010, 08:19:27 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that ChuckD make a new Easter Egg hunt out of that Favre photo.
I get the feeling that ChuckD has a good job now or something. I'm afraid we've lost him to gainful employment.
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Quote from: morpheus on September 21, 2010, 08:19:27 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that ChuckD make a new Easter Egg hunt out of that Favre photo.
I get the feeling that ChuckD has a good job now or something. I'm afraid we've lost him to gainful employment.
What an asshole
Jay Glazer reporting (http://twitter.com/#!/jay_glazer) that the Vikings are "very close" to landing Randy Moss.
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Yes, vikes and pats have been working on trade that sends randy moss to vikes and r very clode but can't be done until vikes and moss work out new contract, whcih they r working on
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Jay Glazer reporting (http://twitter.com/#!/jay_glazer) that the Vikings are "very close" to landing Randy Moss.
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Yes, vikes and pats have been working on trade that sends randy moss to vikes and r very clode but can't be done until vikes and moss work out new contract, whcih they r working on
Fuck it. Bring him on. I'll be glad to hear the media figure out a way to blame him when Favre throws another pick into double coverage and has it picked off.
But I like Randy Moss.
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But I like Randy Moss.
Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.
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Quote from: Slaky on October 05, 2010, 07:17:11 PM
But I like Randy Moss.
Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0
Quote from: SKO on October 05, 2010, 07:06:39 PM
Fuck it. Bring him on. I'll be glad to hear the media figure out a way to blame him when Favre throws another pick into double coverage and has it picked off.
The rumored compensation is a third-rounder. That doesn't sound like very much, but I guess it's just a rumor at this point.
I also find it funny that the Internet's most popular sportswriter started this entire thing because he doesn't know how to use the Internet.
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Quote from: SKO on October 05, 2010, 07:06:39 PM
Fuck it. Bring him on. I'll be glad to hear the media figure out a way to blame him when Favre throws another pick into double coverage and has it picked off.
The rumored compensation is a third-rounder. That doesn't sound like very much, but I guess it's just a rumor at this point.
I also find it funny that the Internet's most popular sportswriter started this entire thing because he doesn't know how to use the Internet.
That's it? God dammit, Jerry Angelo. Offer one of the second round picks that you're going to waste on a fragile defensive tackle from Abilene Christian anyway and get him just to screw over Minny.
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But I like Randy Moss.
Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s
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But I like Randy Moss.
Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s
It was better over here (http://ivychat.blogspot.com/2007/01/on-january-12-1986-chicago-bears-hosted.html).
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But I like Randy Moss.
Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s
It was better over here (http://ivychat.blogspot.com/2007/01/on-january-12-1986-chicago-bears-hosted.html).
Linking to your own blog? Not cool, man.
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But I like Randy Moss.
Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s
It was better over here (http://ivychat.blogspot.com/2007/01/on-january-12-1986-chicago-bears-hosted.html).
Linking to your own blog? Not cool, man.
I like the comments section where the one guy says
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Quote from: Slaky on October 05, 2010, 07:17:11 PM
But I like Randy Moss.
Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s
It was better over here (http://ivychat.blogspot.com/2007/01/on-january-12-1986-chicago-bears-hosted.html).
Linking to your own blog? Not cool, man.
That's secondary. The main reason was the higher video quality and Harry Kalas narration.
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Quote from: Slaky on October 05, 2010, 07:17:11 PM
But I like Randy Moss.
Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s
It was better over here (http://ivychat.blogspot.com/2007/01/on-january-12-1986-chicago-bears-hosted.html).
Linking to your own blog? Not cool, man.
That's secondary. The main reason was the higher video quality and Harry Kalas narration.
Yeah, but, bad form.
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Quote from: Slaky on October 05, 2010, 07:17:11 PM
But I like Randy Moss.
Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s
It was better over here (http://ivychat.blogspot.com/2007/01/on-january-12-1986-chicago-bears-hosted.html).
Linking to your own blog? Not cool, man.
That's secondary. The main reason was the higher video quality and Harry Kalas narration.
Your link wasn't cue'd up to "Supa Bears, Supa Bowl!" So what are you even doing here?
Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 06, 2010, 06:56:27 AM
Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.
Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.
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Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 06, 2010, 06:56:27 AM
Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.
Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.
Chester Taylor's 2008 passing stat line
Year Team G Att Comp Pct Att/G Yds Avg Yds/G TD TD% Int Int% Lng 20+ 40+ Sck SckY Rate
2008 Minnesota Vikings 16 1 1 100.0 0.1 4 4.0 0.2 1 100.0 0 0.0 4T 0 0 0 0 122.9
Jay Cutler, say hello to 10th.
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Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.
Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.
Chester Taylor's 2008 passing stat line
Year Team G Att Comp Pct Att/G Yds Avg Yds/G TD TD% Int Int% Lng 20+ 40+ Sck SckY Rate
2008 Minnesota Vikings 16 1 1 100.0 0.1 4 4.0 0.2 1 100.0 0 0.0 4T 0 0 0 0 122.9
Jay Cutler, say hello to 10th.
Well Huey probably still thinks Marty Booker is a Bear, so that would make him 11th.
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Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
Let us know when you receive the paperwork.
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Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 06, 2010, 06:56:27 AM
Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
Let us know when you receive the paperwork.
Be sure to ink that stamp first.
Tdubbs' cousin from Boston weighs in on the trade. (http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/10/randy-mawss-was-navah-a-true-greatriot.html)
QuoteI look at these Pats now and I see a real TEAM! BRADY! WELKAH! WOODHEAD! EDELMAN! It's a dream cawmbination! My fathah has been waiting far a team like this evah since the Civil Rights Movement! He nevah thawt he'd live to see it! NOW HE CAN DIE IN PEACE!
I think America will grow to love this Pats team once they see them in action. It's a real unit now. No egos. No sulking. No dahhhkies complaining far more-ah money! What were-ah you gawnna spend yar money awn, dahkie? RIMS AND CHILD SUPPART, THAT'S WHAT!
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Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.
Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.
Though this was entertaining, why even waste the time responding to TDubbs?
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Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 06, 2010, 06:56:27 AM
Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.
Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.
Though this was entertaining, why even waste the time responding to TDubbs?
I'm long winded and I work at a lifeless government job.
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Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.
Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.
Chester Taylor's 2008 passing stat line
Year Team G Att Comp Pct Att/G Yds Avg Yds/G TD TD% Int Int% Lng 20+ 40+ Sck SckY Rate
2008 Minnesota Vikings 16 1 1 100.0 0.1 4 4.0 0.2 1 100.0 0 0.0 4T 0 0 0 0 122.9
Jay Cutler, say hello to 10th.
Well Huey probably still thinks Marty Booker is a Bear, so that would make him 11th.
Brad Maynard's career NFL stats: 5-for-8, 94 yards, 2 TD, NO INTs, NO Sacks. Plus, one of his incompletions was ruled a drop by the same rule that ruled Calvin Johnson's game-winning catch against the Bears a drop. Therefore, he's really 6-for-8 for about 105 yards and 2 TD.
Cutler's 12th.
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Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.
Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.
Though this was entertaining, why even waste the time responding to TDubbs?
B/c I'm better than you at stuff
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Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.
Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.
Though this was entertaining, why even waste the time responding to TDubbs?
I'm long winded and I work at a lifeless government job.
Gil thinks you're overpaid.
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Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.
Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.
Though this was entertaining, why even waste the time responding to TDubbs?
I'm long winded and I work at a lifeless government job.
Gil thinks you're overpaid.
He's right about that.
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Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.
Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.
Though this was entertaining, why even waste the time responding to TDubbs?
I'm long winded and I work at a lifeless government job.
Gil thinks you're overpaid.
He's right about that.
There's a first time for everything.
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Moss to the Vikings confirmed. Just waiting on paperwork.
Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division. He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.
5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.
Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.
Though this was entertaining, why even waste the time responding to TDubbs?
I'm long winded and I work at a lifeless government job.
Gil thinks you're overpaid.
He's right about that.
There's a first time for everything.
Wait a minute...
Quote from: SKO on October 05, 2010, 08:14:06 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2010, 08:06:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 05, 2010, 07:06:39 PM
Fuck it. Bring him on. I'll be glad to hear the media figure out a way to blame him when Favre throws another pick into double coverage and has it picked off.
The rumored compensation is a third-rounder. That doesn't sound like very much, but I guess it's just a rumor at this point.
I also find it funny that the Internet's most popular sportswriter started this entire thing because he doesn't know how to use the Internet.
That's it? God dammit, Jerry Angelo. Offer one of the second round picks that you're going to waste on a fragile defensive tackle from Abilene Christian anyway and get him just to screw over Minny.
The Bears should petition the NFL to force Moss to sit out one of the Bears games this year since he's avoiding his bye week with this trade.
ASTERISK!!
Quote from: PenPho on October 06, 2010, 01:01:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 05, 2010, 08:14:06 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 05, 2010, 08:06:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 05, 2010, 07:06:39 PM
Fuck it. Bring him on. I'll be glad to hear the media figure out a way to blame him when Favre throws another pick into double coverage and has it picked off.
The rumored compensation is a third-rounder. That doesn't sound like very much, but I guess it's just a rumor at this point.
I also find it funny that the Internet's most popular sportswriter started this entire thing because he doesn't know how to use the Internet.
That's it? God dammit, Jerry Angelo. Offer one of the second round picks that you're going to waste on a fragile defensive tackle from Abilene Christian anyway and get him just to screw over Minny.
The Bears should petition the NFL to force Moss to sit out one of the Bears games this year since he's avoiding his bye week with this trade.
ASTERISK!!
He didn't have a catch this week, so it's like he didn't even play.
Do not try contacting Peter King today as Deadspin is planning on releasing the Brett Favre dong pictures.
Quote from: Brownie on October 07, 2010, 09:53:18 AM
Do not try contacting Peter King today as Deadspin is planning on releasing the Brett Favre dong pictures.
Deadspin is weird.
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 09:55:02 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 07, 2010, 09:53:18 AM
Do not try contacting Peter King today as Deadspin is planning on releasing the Brett Favre dong pictures.
Deadspin is weird.
They scare me. Then again, I'm not sending DongPhotos to Vapid Fame Whores.
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 09:55:02 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 07, 2010, 09:53:18 AM
Do not try contacting Peter King today as Deadspin is planning on releasing the Brett Favre dong pictures.
Deadspin is weird.
Mostly weird, but also good (http://deadspin.com/5655344/the-2010-haters-guide-to-the-mlb-playoffs).
QuoteAlso, Bobby Cox is a fucking wife beater. I like how people play up his ejection record, as if it means he's super fiery and competitive and uses ejections to rally his team. No, no he got tossed a zillion times from games because he's a FUCK. Let's dredge up this old chestnut. The best part is when he got drunk!
"According to the police report, the Coxes had been entertaining friends when Bobby spilled a drink on the carpet of their northwest Atlanta house and Pamela made a comment about it. The report said that after the guests left, Bobby, 53, "hit her in the face with his fist," pulled her hair and called her "a bitch." When they reached the house, the police reported, they heard arguing inside, where they found Bobby drunk and Pamela with the left side of her face swollen."
Real reasonable fellow right there.
MRS. COX: Dear, perhaps that spilled drink is an indicator you've had too much to drink.
BOBBY: (fucking fist to the jaw)
Quote from: R-V on October 07, 2010, 10:00:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 09:55:02 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 07, 2010, 09:53:18 AM
Do not try contacting Peter King today as Deadspin is planning on releasing the Brett Favre dong pictures.
Deadspin is weird.
Mostly weird, but also good (http://deadspin.com/5655344/the-2010-haters-guide-to-the-mlb-playoffs).
QuoteAlso, Bobby Cox is a fucking wife beater. I like how people play up his ejection record, as if it means he's super fiery and competitive and uses ejections to rally his team. No, no he got tossed a zillion times from games because he's a FUCK. Let's dredge up this old chestnut. The best part is when he got drunk!
"According to the police report, the Coxes had been entertaining friends when Bobby spilled a drink on the carpet of their northwest Atlanta house and Pamela made a comment about it. The report said that after the guests left, Bobby, 53, "hit her in the face with his fist," pulled her hair and called her "a bitch." When they reached the house, the police reported, they heard arguing inside, where they found Bobby drunk and Pamela with the left side of her face swollen."
Real reasonable fellow right there.
MRS. COX: Dear, perhaps that spilled drink is an indicator you've had too much to drink.
BOBBY: (fucking fist to the jaw)
As I've stated before, Drew Magary is awesome. AJ Daulerio, however, is a piece of shit.
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 10:01:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 07, 2010, 10:00:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 09:55:02 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 07, 2010, 09:53:18 AM
Do not try contacting Peter King today as Deadspin is planning on releasing the Brett Favre dong pictures.
Deadspin is weird.
Mostly weird, but also good (http://deadspin.com/5655344/the-2010-haters-guide-to-the-mlb-playoffs).
QuoteAlso, Bobby Cox is a fucking wife beater. I like how people play up his ejection record, as if it means he's super fiery and competitive and uses ejections to rally his team. No, no he got tossed a zillion times from games because he's a FUCK. Let's dredge up this old chestnut. The best part is when he got drunk!
"According to the police report, the Coxes had been entertaining friends when Bobby spilled a drink on the carpet of their northwest Atlanta house and Pamela made a comment about it. The report said that after the guests left, Bobby, 53, "hit her in the face with his fist," pulled her hair and called her "a bitch." When they reached the house, the police reported, they heard arguing inside, where they found Bobby drunk and Pamela with the left side of her face swollen."
Real reasonable fellow right there.
MRS. COX: Dear, perhaps that spilled drink is an indicator you've had too much to drink.
BOBBY: (fucking fist to the jaw)
As I've stated before, Drew Magary is awesome. AJ Daulerio, however, is a piece of shit.
His mailbag two days ago about killed me. Does Deadspin have a good "writer index" so I can go through all of stuff? I mostly access it on the phone (mobile site) so it's hard to find such a thing on there.
Quote from: Yeti on October 07, 2010, 10:10:57 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 10:01:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 07, 2010, 10:00:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 09:55:02 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 07, 2010, 09:53:18 AM
Do not try contacting Peter King today as Deadspin is planning on releasing the Brett Favre dong pictures.
Deadspin is weird.
Mostly weird, but also good (http://deadspin.com/5655344/the-2010-haters-guide-to-the-mlb-playoffs).
QuoteAlso, Bobby Cox is a fucking wife beater. I like how people play up his ejection record, as if it means he's super fiery and competitive and uses ejections to rally his team. No, no he got tossed a zillion times from games because he's a FUCK. Let's dredge up this old chestnut. The best part is when he got drunk!
"According to the police report, the Coxes had been entertaining friends when Bobby spilled a drink on the carpet of their northwest Atlanta house and Pamela made a comment about it. The report said that after the guests left, Bobby, 53, "hit her in the face with his fist," pulled her hair and called her "a bitch." When they reached the house, the police reported, they heard arguing inside, where they found Bobby drunk and Pamela with the left side of her face swollen."
Real reasonable fellow right there.
MRS. COX: Dear, perhaps that spilled drink is an indicator you've had too much to drink.
BOBBY: (fucking fist to the jaw)
As I've stated before, Drew Magary is awesome. AJ Daulerio, however, is a piece of shit.
His mailbag two days ago about killed me. Does Deadspin have a good "writer index" so I can go through all of stuff? I mostly access it on the phone (mobile site) so it's hard to find such a thing on there.
This tag should give you all of Magary's stuff (which is really all that's worth reading there).
http://deadspin.com/tag/ballsdeep/
Quote from: R-V on October 07, 2010, 10:13:02 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 07, 2010, 10:10:57 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 10:01:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 07, 2010, 10:00:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 09:55:02 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 07, 2010, 09:53:18 AM
Do not try contacting Peter King today as Deadspin is planning on releasing the Brett Favre dong pictures.
Deadspin is weird.
Mostly weird, but also good (http://deadspin.com/5655344/the-2010-haters-guide-to-the-mlb-playoffs).
QuoteAlso, Bobby Cox is a fucking wife beater. I like how people play up his ejection record, as if it means he's super fiery and competitive and uses ejections to rally his team. No, no he got tossed a zillion times from games because he's a FUCK. Let's dredge up this old chestnut. The best part is when he got drunk!
"According to the police report, the Coxes had been entertaining friends when Bobby spilled a drink on the carpet of their northwest Atlanta house and Pamela made a comment about it. The report said that after the guests left, Bobby, 53, "hit her in the face with his fist," pulled her hair and called her "a bitch." When they reached the house, the police reported, they heard arguing inside, where they found Bobby drunk and Pamela with the left side of her face swollen."
Real reasonable fellow right there.
MRS. COX: Dear, perhaps that spilled drink is an indicator you've had too much to drink.
BOBBY: (fucking fist to the jaw)
As I've stated before, Drew Magary is awesome. AJ Daulerio, however, is a piece of shit.
His mailbag two days ago about killed me. Does Deadspin have a good "writer index" so I can go through all of stuff? I mostly access it on the phone (mobile site) so it's hard to find such a thing on there.
This tag should give you all of Magary's stuff (which is really all that's worth reading there).
http://deadspin.com/tag/ballsdeep/
There's some chick over there who wrote a good piece on the David Frost/Mike Danton story (Danton the former St. Louis Blue who went to jail for attempting to hire a hit man to kill Frost, who was his agent).
As for AJ Daulerio, the man is a saint. I mean, he stood up to the man and published the names of the Duke guys in that slide show! THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!
Quote from: CT III on October 07, 2010, 10:36:36 AM
As for AJ Daulerio, the man is a saint. I mean, he stood up to the man and published the names of the Duke guys in that slide show! THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!
Only briefly, it appears:
http://deadspin.com/5653205/duke-players-incensed-paranoid--over-fuck-list
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 11:03:55 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 07, 2010, 10:36:36 AM
As for AJ Daulerio, the man is a saint. I mean, he stood up to the man and published the names of the Duke guys in that slide show! THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!
Only briefly, it appears:
http://deadspin.com/5653205/duke-players-incensed-paranoid--over-fuck-list
I withdraw my support.
At least until they post pics of Brett Favre's cock later today.
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week. My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?" to which Dan McNeil howled and claimed that "the gloves are off here on Who Ya Crappin'?"
Yeah. Fuck Bobby Cox.
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 10:01:47 AM
As I've stated before, Drew Magary is awesome. AJ Daulerio, however, is a piece of shit.
A million times this. I know Deadspin is pretty gossipy to begin with, but that guy destroys any semblance of a guy code wantonly.
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week. My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?" to which Dan McNeil howled and claimed that "the gloves are off here on Who Ya Crappin'?"
Yeah. Fuck Bobby Cox.
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 10:01:47 AM
As I've stated before, Drew Magary is awesome. AJ Daulerio, however, is a piece of shit.
A million times this. I know Deadspin is pretty gossipy to begin with, but that guy destroys any semblance of a guy code wantonly.
Exhibit Z. (http://deadspin.com/5593631/joakim-noah-spotted-in-his-natural-habitat-shopping-for-bongs)
Quote
The Bulls, caught off guard when we alerted them to the photos, gave us an official "no comment."
Did they email his mom as well?
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week. My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?"
This is the least something something Hueystory to ever ANGER ANGER ANGER.
Quote from: Bort on October 07, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week. My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?"
This is the least something something Hueystory to ever ANGER ANGER ANGER.
If being a grammar pedant is the lowest form of internet life, what is calling into a sports talk show?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 07, 2010, 12:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 07, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week. My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?"
This is the least something something Hueystory to ever ANGER ANGER ANGER.
If being a grammar pedant is the lowest form of internet life, what is calling into a sports talk show?
And then bragging (I think) about it on a fringe Internet message board.
Quote from: Shooter on October 07, 2010, 12:34:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 07, 2010, 12:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 07, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week. My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?"
This is the least something something Hueystory to ever ANGER ANGER ANGER.
If being a grammar pedant is the lowest form of internet life, what is calling into a sports talk show?
And then bragging (I think) about it on a fringe Internet message board.
14 years later.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 07, 2010, 12:38:28 PM
Quote from: Shooter on October 07, 2010, 12:34:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 07, 2010, 12:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 07, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week. My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?"
This is the least something something Hueystory to ever ANGER ANGER ANGER.
If being a grammar pedant is the lowest form of internet life, what is calling into a sports talk show?
And then bragging (I think) about it on a fringe Internet message board.
14 years later.
While using the word "crescendo."
Quote from: R-V on October 07, 2010, 12:47:36 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 07, 2010, 12:38:28 PM
Quote from: Shooter on October 07, 2010, 12:34:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 07, 2010, 12:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 07, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week. My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?"
This is the least something something Hueystory to ever ANGER ANGER ANGER.
If being a grammar pedant is the lowest form of internet life, what is calling into a sports talk show?
And then bragging (I think) about it on a fringe Internet message board.
14 years later.
While using the word "crescendo."
And punctuating with a yelp from Dananahhh.
Damn, Huey.
You guys wanna hear about the time I called Les Grobstein after midnight to correct him on a fact about Lawrence Taylor?
Anyone?
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 12:56:02 PM
You guys wanna hear about the time I called Les Grobstein after midnight to correct him on a fact about Lawrence Taylor?
Anyone?
Just go look at the Favre dick pix.
This
should be the greatest day of your life, man.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 07, 2010, 12:57:49 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 12:56:02 PM
You guys wanna hear about the time I called Les Grobstein after midnight to correct him on a fact about Lawrence Taylor?
Anyone?
Just go look at the Favre dick pix.
This should be the greatest day of your life, man.
I can't unsee that now. Brett could clear his name easily by showing people his wang. If the dick don't fit, you gotta something something. I think the dong in those pics belongs to Peter King.
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 08, 2010, 09:03:52 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 07, 2010, 12:57:49 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 12:56:02 PM
You guys wanna hear about the time I called Les Grobstein after midnight to correct him on a fact about Lawrence Taylor?
Anyone?
Just go look at the Favre dick pix.
This should be the greatest day of your life, man.
I can't unsee that now. Brett could clear his name easily by showing people his wang. If the dick don't fit, you gotta something something. I think the dong in those pics belongs to Peter King.
Maybe this will help you forget.
(http://www.esarcasm.com/wp-content/jenn_sterger_7.jpg)
Thread title updated.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 08, 2010, 09:59:10 AM
Maybe this will help you forget.
What? The fake side-boob?
How about some Diora Baird* instead?
(http://i.imgur.com/yBBkY.jpg)
(*h/t PenFoe)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 08, 2010, 10:09:44 AM
How about some Diora Baird* instead?
(*h/t PenFoe)
Did Favre send cell phone pictures to her, too?
Based on what I've seen, Favruh and Visanthe provide the Vikings with some balance.
Quote from: Fork on October 08, 2010, 10:16:58 AM
Based on what I've seen, Favruh and Visanthe provide the Vikings with some balance.
I bet he used to be at least average but playing for the Jets that one season caused him to Costanza. /Forkjoke
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 08, 2010, 10:09:44 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 08, 2010, 09:59:10 AM
Maybe this will help you forget.
What? The fake side-boob?
How about some Diora Baird* instead?
(http://i.imgur.com/yBBkY.jpg)
(*h/t PenFoe)
Gross look at those fat rolls./Internet Chuck.
Remember, Thrill thinks Jenn Sterger is gross and Maggie Gyllefuck is hot
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 08, 2010, 10:56:30 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 08, 2010, 10:16:58 AM
Based on what I've seen, Favruh and Visanthe provide the Vikings with some balance.
I bet he used to be at least average but playing for the Jets that one season caused him to Costanza. /Forkjoke
Fork wouldn't make a Costanza joke as he didn't watch "Seinfeld".
He
lived it, man.
Quote from: Yeti on October 08, 2010, 11:14:42 AM
Remember, Thrill thinks Jenn Sterger is gross and Maggie Gyllefuck is hot
They're both pretty weak. They've got tard faces.
Quote from: PANK! on October 08, 2010, 11:50:30 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 08, 2010, 10:56:30 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 08, 2010, 10:16:58 AM
Based on what I've seen, Favruh and Visanthe provide the Vikings with some balance.
I bet he used to be at least average but playing for the Jets that one season caused him to Costanza. /Forkjoke
Fork wouldn't make a Costanza joke as he didn't watch "Seinfeld".
He lived it, man.
I stayed the fuck off the Upper West Side once I stopped getting into Oleg mode before going to the Planetarium for "Laser Floyd".
Quote from: Slaky on October 08, 2010, 10:04:24 AM
Thread title updated.
Jason Whitlock has taken to referring to him as "The Old Dongslinger."
So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?
Quote from: Yeti on October 09, 2010, 02:35:35 AM
So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?
1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.
2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.
3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 09, 2010, 08:20:01 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 09, 2010, 02:35:35 AM
So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?
1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.
2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.
3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(
Very much mostly the third element. Welcome to America!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 09, 2010, 12:27:08 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 09, 2010, 08:20:01 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 09, 2010, 02:35:35 AM
So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?
1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.
2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.
3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(
Very much mostly the third element. Welcome to America!
Well, at least he has a type.
(http://www.playerpress.com/uploads/Image/Deanna%20Sterger.JPG)
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 09, 2010, 08:20:01 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 09, 2010, 02:35:35 AM
So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?
1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.
2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.
3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(
Truth'd.
Quote from: morpheus on October 11, 2010, 10:15:53 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 09, 2010, 08:20:01 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 09, 2010, 02:35:35 AM
So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?
1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.
2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.
3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(
Truth'd.
So, of African American descent then?
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 11, 2010, 10:18:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on October 11, 2010, 10:15:53 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 09, 2010, 08:20:01 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 09, 2010, 02:35:35 AM
So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?
1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.
2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.
3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(
Truth'd.
So, of African American descent then?
One. Drop.
Quote from: Bort on October 11, 2010, 10:21:04 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 11, 2010, 10:18:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on October 11, 2010, 10:15:53 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 09, 2010, 08:20:01 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 09, 2010, 02:35:35 AM
So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?
1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.
2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.
3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(
Truth'd.
So, of African American descent then?
One. Drop.
"Tiger, when the cop says 'hands up, n---er', he means you." - D. L. Hughley
I have that one black friend so it's cool.
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:45:08 AM
I have that one black friend so it's cool.
Yeah. I can say these things because I'm southern...
Suck a fat one, Brett.
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 11:35:35 PM
Suck a fat one, Brett.
Or a skinny, crooked one if you're flexible.
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 11:35:35 PM
Suck a fat one, Brett.
Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.
But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2010, 10:02:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 11:35:35 PM
Suck a fat one, Brett.
Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.
But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.
It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy
Quote from: Yeti on October 12, 2010, 10:05:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2010, 10:02:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 11:35:35 PM
Suck a fat one, Brett.
Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.
But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.
It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy
Let me help you out.
It's hard to play with confidence when Jenn Sterger, two team masseuses, Mark Chmura's babysitter,Trenni Kusnierik, Bat-girl (http://bat-girl.com/), and Deanna Favre are all turning away his sexual advances.
Quote from: Yeti on October 12, 2010, 10:05:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2010, 10:02:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 11:35:35 PM
Suck a fat one, Brett.
Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.
But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.
It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy
Are you serious,
Fork Yeti?
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2010, 10:18:50 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 12, 2010, 10:05:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2010, 10:02:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 11:35:35 PM
Suck a fat one, Brett.
Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.
But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.
It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy
Are you serious, Fork Yeti?
I would have gone with, "Did you see the sack on Favre?"
Quote from: Bort on October 12, 2010, 10:14:06 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 12, 2010, 10:05:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2010, 10:02:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 11:35:35 PM
Suck a fat one, Brett.
Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.
But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.
It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy
Let me help you out.
Let me help you out...
I knew the homo was joshing. He left context clues all over the post
Quote from: Fork on October 12, 2010, 10:21:56 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2010, 10:18:50 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 12, 2010, 10:05:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2010, 10:02:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 11:35:35 PM
Suck a fat one, Brett.
Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.
But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.
It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy
Are you serious, Fork Yeti?
I would have gone with, "Did you see the sack on Favre?"
We know you would have.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2010, 10:25:08 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 12, 2010, 10:21:56 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2010, 10:18:50 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 12, 2010, 10:05:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2010, 10:02:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 11:35:35 PM
Suck a fat one, Brett.
Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.
But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.
It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy
Are you serious, Fork Yeti?
I would have gone with, "Did you see the sack on Favre?"
We know you would have.
And in this uncertain world, you have to admit my predictability is a source of comfort. A Kraft dinner of bad jokes.
Quote from: Yeti on October 12, 2010, 10:22:03 AM
Quote from: Bort on October 12, 2010, 10:14:06 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 12, 2010, 10:05:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 12, 2010, 10:02:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 11, 2010, 11:35:35 PM
Suck a fat one, Brett.
Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.
But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.
It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy
Let me help you out.
Let me help you out... I knew the homo was joshing. He left context clues all over the post
You pick a good way of showing it.
I like to think my hatred of Brett Favre is fueling his demise. Just putting it out there.
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
Quote from: thehawk on October 12, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
I was saying that last night at the bar after our softball game. That would be awfully epic.
Quote from: Oleg on October 12, 2010, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: thehawk on October 12, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
I was saying that last night at the bar after our softball game. That would be awfully epic.
I hope he somehow plays just well enough to come back for another two or three years.
Let's nurture this Viking Apocalypse to full maturity, not see it whimper out in its infancy.
Quote from: Oleg on October 12, 2010, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: thehawk on October 12, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
I was saying that last night at the bar after our softball game. That would be awfully epic.
Suspended for sending pictures of Lil' Number 4?
Seriously?
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2010, 11:21:28 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 12, 2010, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: thehawk on October 12, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
I was saying that last night at the bar after our softball game. That would be awfully epic.
Suspended for sending pictures of Lil' Number 4?
Seriously?
That's sexual harrassment, boss.
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 12, 2010, 11:22:21 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2010, 11:21:28 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 12, 2010, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: thehawk on October 12, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
I was saying that last night at the bar after our softball game. That would be awfully epic.
Suspended for sending pictures of Lil' Number 4?
Seriously?
That's sexual harrassment, boss.
CEOs (http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-08-07/hp-chief-executive-hurd-resigns-after-sexual-harassment-probe.html) have been forced out for less.
Quote from: Oleg on October 12, 2010, 11:25:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 12, 2010, 11:22:21 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2010, 11:21:28 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 12, 2010, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: thehawk on October 12, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
I was saying that last night at the bar after our softball game. That would be awfully epic.
Suspended for sending pictures of Lil' Number 4?
Seriously?
That's sexual harrassment, boss.
CEOs (http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-08-07/hp-chief-executive-hurd-resigns-after-sexual-harassment-probe.html) have been forced out for less.
With the way women have taken to the NFL in recent years (I have no facts on hand to support this observation), the NFL has to be more careful than ever about alienating them. There's no way in hell they can allow anybody to get away with what Favre has allegedly done. It just can't happen. Though the shit storm a wrist slap would cause might be beautiful enough to root for. And Favre isn't exactly helping the Vikings on the field anyway.
LET HIM PLAY LET HIM PLAY LET HIM PLAY
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 12, 2010, 11:22:21 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2010, 11:21:28 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 12, 2010, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: thehawk on October 12, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
I was saying that last night at the bar after our softball game. That would be awfully epic.
Suspended for sending pictures of Lil' Number 4?
Seriously?
That's sexual harrassment, boss.
Yeah, from two years ago.
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2010, 11:29:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 12, 2010, 11:22:21 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2010, 11:21:28 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 12, 2010, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: thehawk on October 12, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
I was saying that last night at the bar after our softball game. That would be awfully epic.
Suspended for sending pictures of Lil' Number 4?
Seriously?
That's sexual harrassment, boss.
Yeah, from two years ago.
I totally should be ok for those dick pics I sent to that 13 year old 2 years ago
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2010, 11:21:28 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 12, 2010, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: thehawk on October 12, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
I was saying that last night at the bar after our softball game. That would be awfully epic.
Suspended for sending pictures of Lil' Number 4?
Seriously?
To me it looked more like 2 1/2 maybe 3.
Quote from: CBStew on October 12, 2010, 12:05:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2010, 11:21:28 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 12, 2010, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: thehawk on October 12, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
I was saying that last night at the bar after our softball game. That would be awfully epic.
Suspended for sending pictures of Lil' Number 4?
Seriously?
To me it looked more like 2 1/2 maybe 3.
Either that or he's got huge hands. Either way it's as crooked as a No. 7.
Quote from: Yeti on October 12, 2010, 11:36:54 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2010, 11:29:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 12, 2010, 11:22:21 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2010, 11:21:28 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 12, 2010, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: thehawk on October 12, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
I was saying that last night at the bar after our softball game. That would be awfully epic.
Suspended for sending pictures of Lil' Number 4?
Seriously?
That's sexual harrassment, boss.
Yeah, from two years ago.
I totally should be ok for those dick pics I sent to that 13 year old 2 years ago
Haha.
Quote from: thehawk on October 12, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Anyone else think he's going to pull a Jordan (allegedly) and "retire" due to that bad elbow before his first missed game is due to suspension?
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/000/997/153/caddyshack-golf-group_crop_340x234.jpg?1280291533)
M'ahm. I tink its broken.
http://media2.620wtmj.com/wmn/FavrePick6.mp3
I fucking love Paul Allen.
This thread is working out so much better than I thought it could in my wildest dreams. (||)
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 13, 2010, 09:03:51 AM
This thread is working out so much better than I thought it could in my wildest dreams. (||)
You're welcome.
Want to get really, really sick?
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=ApOinyzo.guAuQXlgHPYZ0BDubYF?slug=ms-footballneversleepsvikesjets101110
QuoteFavre and the Vikings didn't finish the job Monday, falling short by a 29-20 score after the Jets' Dwight Lowery(notes) ended a potential last-minute comeback drive with an interception for touchdown. Yet even though they are 1-3 and 2½ games behind the Chicago Bears in the NFC North, the Vikes have life, because they have Favre – a man impervious to age, pain, scandal, rust or, most of all, inertia.
QuoteNow it was Favre, for the love of the game and within the us-against-the-world cocoon of devoted teammates, running around like no 41-year-old man should have a right to and making plays that no one else can, or ever could:
QuoteNo, Favre didn't pull off the fantastic finish. Realistically, he started too late, and he left himself too little margin for error.
However, after the way he opened up the stormy New Jersey skies Monday night, don't bury him or these Vikings until they're mathematically eliminated. I'm guessing they flew home a rejuvenated, hopeful crew of believers, Moss included, and that beginning Sunday in the Metrodome against the Dallas Cowboys they'll do everything they can to avoid waiting until late in the third quarter to put opposing defenses on blast.
Even if those 17 minutes of magic were the last we'll ever get from Favre, I'll be grateful, for they were that good. But I really, really get the feeling that he's pretty far from done.
What a fucking turd socket.
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 13, 2010, 09:21:03 AM
Want to get really, really sick?
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=ApOinyzo.guAuQXlgHPYZ0BDubYF?slug=ms-footballneversleepsvikesjets101110
QuoteFavre and the Vikings didn't finish the job Monday, falling short by a 29-20 score after the Jets' Dwight Lowery(notes) ended a potential last-minute comeback drive with an interception for touchdown. Yet even though they are 1-3 and 2½ games behind the Chicago Bears in the NFC North, the Vikes have life, because they have Favre – a man impervious to age, pain, scandal, rust or, most of all, inertia.
QuoteNow it was Favre, for the love of the game and within the us-against-the-world cocoon of devoted teammates, running around like no 41-year-old man should have a right to and making plays that no one else can, or ever could:
QuoteNo, Favre didn't pull off the fantastic finish. Realistically, he started too late, and he left himself too little margin for error.
However, after the way he opened up the stormy New Jersey skies Monday night, don't bury him or these Vikings until they're mathematically eliminated. I'm guessing they flew home a rejuvenated, hopeful crew of believers, Moss included, and that beginning Sunday in the Metrodome against the Dallas Cowboys they'll do everything they can to avoid waiting until late in the third quarter to put opposing defenses on blast.
Even if those 17 minutes of magic were the last we'll ever get from Favre, I'll be grateful, for they were that good. But I really, really get the feeling that he's pretty far from done.
I know a guy with a football blog who already tore that bit to pieces. I ain't namin names, though.
http://startkyleorton.blogspot.com/2010/10/in-week-with-many-contenders-michael.html (http://startkyleorton.blogspot.com/2010/10/in-week-with-many-contenders-michael.html)
17 MINUTES OF MAGIC!
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 09:22:09 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 13, 2010, 09:21:03 AM
Want to get really, really sick?
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=ApOinyzo.guAuQXlgHPYZ0BDubYF?slug=ms-footballneversleepsvikesjets101110
QuoteFavre and the Vikings didn't finish the job Monday, falling short by a 29-20 score after the Jets' Dwight Lowery(notes) ended a potential last-minute comeback drive with an interception for touchdown. Yet even though they are 1-3 and 2½ games behind the Chicago Bears in the NFC North, the Vikes have life, because they have Favre – a man impervious to age, pain, scandal, rust or, most of all, inertia.
QuoteNow it was Favre, for the love of the game and within the us-against-the-world cocoon of devoted teammates, running around like no 41-year-old man should have a right to and making plays that no one else can, or ever could:
QuoteNo, Favre didn't pull off the fantastic finish. Realistically, he started too late, and he left himself too little margin for error.
However, after the way he opened up the stormy New Jersey skies Monday night, don't bury him or these Vikings until they're mathematically eliminated. I'm guessing they flew home a rejuvenated, hopeful crew of believers, Moss included, and that beginning Sunday in the Metrodome against the Dallas Cowboys they'll do everything they can to avoid waiting until late in the third quarter to put opposing defenses on blast.
Even if those 17 minutes of magic were the last we'll ever get from Favre, I'll be grateful, for they were that good. But I really, really get the feeling that he's pretty far from done.
I know a guy with a football blog who already tore that bit to pieces. I ain't namin names, though.
http://startkyleorton.blogspot.com/2010/10/in-week-with-many-contenders-michael.html (http://startkyleorton.blogspot.com/2010/10/in-week-with-many-contenders-michael.html)
Nice work.
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 13, 2010, 09:24:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 09:22:09 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 13, 2010, 09:21:03 AM
Want to get really, really sick?
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=ApOinyzo.guAuQXlgHPYZ0BDubYF?slug=ms-footballneversleepsvikesjets101110
QuoteFavre and the Vikings didn't finish the job Monday, falling short by a 29-20 score after the Jets' Dwight Lowery(notes) ended a potential last-minute comeback drive with an interception for touchdown. Yet even though they are 1-3 and 2½ games behind the Chicago Bears in the NFC North, the Vikes have life, because they have Favre – a man impervious to age, pain, scandal, rust or, most of all, inertia.
QuoteNow it was Favre, for the love of the game and within the us-against-the-world cocoon of devoted teammates, running around like no 41-year-old man should have a right to and making plays that no one else can, or ever could:
QuoteNo, Favre didn't pull off the fantastic finish. Realistically, he started too late, and he left himself too little margin for error.
However, after the way he opened up the stormy New Jersey skies Monday night, don't bury him or these Vikings until they're mathematically eliminated. I'm guessing they flew home a rejuvenated, hopeful crew of believers, Moss included, and that beginning Sunday in the Metrodome against the Dallas Cowboys they'll do everything they can to avoid waiting until late in the third quarter to put opposing defenses on blast.
Even if those 17 minutes of magic were the last we'll ever get from Favre, I'll be grateful, for they were that good. But I really, really get the feeling that he's pretty far from done.
I know a guy with a football blog who already tore that bit to pieces. I ain't namin names, though.
http://startkyleorton.blogspot.com/2010/10/in-week-with-many-contenders-michael.html (http://startkyleorton.blogspot.com/2010/10/in-week-with-many-contenders-michael.html)
Nice work.
My blog-whoring aside, what a white-washing piece of shit that article is. I'm pretty sure Silver started writing that, convinced that Favre would make the big comeback, and then refused to rewrite it after Bretty once more fucked it all down the drain. The man made three good passes and 20 terrible ones. He fumbled twice. Christ almighty.
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 13, 2010, 09:24:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 09:22:09 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 13, 2010, 09:21:03 AM
Want to get really, really sick?
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=ApOinyzo.guAuQXlgHPYZ0BDubYF?slug=ms-footballneversleepsvikesjets101110
QuoteFavre and the Vikings didn't finish the job Monday, falling short by a 29-20 score after the Jets' Dwight Lowery(notes) ended a potential last-minute comeback drive with an interception for touchdown. Yet even though they are 1-3 and 2½ games behind the Chicago Bears in the NFC North, the Vikes have life, because they have Favre – a man impervious to age, pain, scandal, rust or, most of all, inertia.
QuoteNow it was Favre, for the love of the game and within the us-against-the-world cocoon of devoted teammates, running around like no 41-year-old man should have a right to and making plays that no one else can, or ever could:
QuoteNo, Favre didn't pull off the fantastic finish. Realistically, he started too late, and he left himself too little margin for error.
However, after the way he opened up the stormy New Jersey skies Monday night, don't bury him or these Vikings until they're mathematically eliminated. I'm guessing they flew home a rejuvenated, hopeful crew of believers, Moss included, and that beginning Sunday in the Metrodome against the Dallas Cowboys they'll do everything they can to avoid waiting until late in the third quarter to put opposing defenses on blast.
Even if those 17 minutes of magic were the last we'll ever get from Favre, I'll be grateful, for they were that good. But I really, really get the feeling that he's pretty far from done.
I know a guy with a football blog who already tore that bit to pieces. I ain't namin names, though.
http://startkyleorton.blogspot.com/2010/10/in-week-with-many-contenders-michael.html (http://startkyleorton.blogspot.com/2010/10/in-week-with-many-contenders-michael.html)
Nice work.
Seconded. (http://startkyleorton.blogspot.com/2010/10/in-week-with-many-contenders-michael.html)
Quote from: Yeti on October 13, 2010, 09:31:48 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 13, 2010, 09:22:23 AM
17 1 MINUTES OF MAGIC SHITTINESS!
Huey bedroom'd
Huey's bedroom spasms have conceived two children and one on-the-way-retard. He's doing something right. Or wrong, I don't know.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 13, 2010, 09:35:52 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 13, 2010, 09:31:48 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 13, 2010, 09:22:23 AM
17 1 MINUTES OF MAGIC SHITTINESS!
Huey bedroom'd
Huey's bedroom spasms have conceived two children and one on-the-way-retard. He's doing something right. Or wrong, I don't know.
Heard you pussed out of the marathon.
Please, oh please, do not ruin the Favrenfreude thread. Please.
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 09:47:40 AM
Please, oh please, do not ruin the Favrenfreude thred. Please.
YETI STARTED IT!
Quote from: PANK! on October 13, 2010, 09:49:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 09:47:40 AM
Please, oh please, do not ruin the Favrenfreude thred. Please.
YETI STARTED IT!
I was actually anxiously awaiting this TDubbs-Huey fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJ_K4Mlt4w
Thread rescued.
Quote from: PANK! on October 13, 2010, 09:49:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 09:47:40 AM
Please, oh please, do not ruin the Favrenfreude thred. Please.
YETI STARTED IT!
So, what you're saying is that you're no better than a common Yeti?
I'm not going to complain about what you guys did to the Viking Dongpocalypse Thread. I'm not asshurt about it. It's ok.
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 13, 2010, 09:58:37 AM
I'm not going to complain about what you guys did to the Viking Dongpocalypse Thread. I'm not asshurt about it. It's ok.
Denial is a sure sign you have an asshurting problem
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 08:36:11 AM
http://media2.620wtmj.com/wmn/FavrePick6.mp3
I fucking love Paul Allen.
That was very underwhelming. Thanks for ruining that 7 seconds of my day.
Quote from: Yeti on October 13, 2010, 10:04:13 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 08:36:11 AM
http://media2.620wtmj.com/wmn/FavrePick6.mp3
I fucking love Paul Allen.
That was very underwhelming. Thanks for ruining that 7 seconds of my day.
Yeti made the transition from Yeti to troll so smoothly I didn't even notice it at the time.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 13, 2010, 10:42:32 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 13, 2010, 10:04:13 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 08:36:11 AM
http://media2.620wtmj.com/wmn/FavrePick6.mp3
I fucking love Paul Allen.
That was very underwhelming. Thanks for ruining that 7 seconds of my day.
Yeti made the transition from Yeti to troll so smoothly I didn't even notice it at the time.
The best trolls are better for having trolled
or something. I'm sure I fucked that up.
Quote from: Yeti on October 13, 2010, 10:52:40 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 13, 2010, 10:42:32 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 13, 2010, 10:04:13 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 08:36:11 AM
http://media2.620wtmj.com/wmn/FavrePick6.mp3
I fucking love Paul Allen.
That was very underwhelming. Thanks for ruining that 7 seconds of my day.
Yeti made the transition from Yeti to troll so smoothly I didn't even notice it at the time.
The best trolls are better for having trolled
or something. I'm sure I fucked that up.
It's ok. The small type thing and the trolling. It's all good in the hood.
Yeti's getting closer every day to diving into the clambake that is Hobart, Indiana and leaving a steaming pile of throbbing labia in his wake.
So? Did he run in the marathon?
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
I don't think a nutshot has ever worked on this many levels before.
A new record!
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 14, 2010, 12:23:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
I don't think a nutshot has ever worked on this many levels before.
A new record!
That is AWESOME.
I love how nobody even bothered to come up to Favre and check on him.
Pretty telling.
Quote from: Bort on October 14, 2010, 09:07:27 AM
Quote from: morpheus on October 14, 2010, 08:21:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 14, 2010, 07:44:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 14, 2010, 12:23:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
I don't think a nutshot has ever worked on this many levels before.
A new record!
That is AWESOME.
THI!
THA!
thy
Quote from: PANK! on October 14, 2010, 09:13:23 AM
I love how nobody even bothered to come up to Favre and check on him.
Pretty telling.
Couldn't have happened to a douchier bag.
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
The single greatest hero this world has ever known.
Quote from: Bort on October 14, 2010, 05:53:51 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
The single greatest hero this world has ever known.
Or maybe Tavaris Jackson.
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 14, 2010, 06:17:03 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 14, 2010, 05:53:51 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
The single greatest hero this world has ever known.
Or maybe Tavaris Jackson.
I don't think so. He's got some accuracy issues.
Quote from: JD on October 14, 2010, 07:06:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 14, 2010, 06:17:03 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 14, 2010, 05:53:51 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
The single greatest hero this world has ever known.
Or maybe Tavaris Jackson.
I don't think so. He's got some accuracy issues.
That and Tavaris was standing right next to him when it happened. D'oh!
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 14, 2010, 07:52:40 PM
Quote from: JD on October 14, 2010, 07:06:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 14, 2010, 06:17:03 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 14, 2010, 05:53:51 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
The single greatest hero this world has ever known.
Or maybe Tavaris Jackson.
I don't think so. He's got some accuracy issues.
That and Tavaris was standing right next to him when it happened. D'oh!
He could've turned back and thrown it around the world. He's got a good arm, but I don't think THAT good. LOLZ
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2010, 08:12:22 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
Deanna?
It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.
The Taiwanese take on Favre's pecker. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhBjvQ4Z6jw
Quote from: Eli on October 15, 2010, 09:07:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2010, 08:12:22 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
Deanna?
It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.
Probably. (http://thejuice.baseballtoaster.com/archives/433202.html)
Quote from: Night Man on October 15, 2010, 06:19:17 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 15, 2010, 09:07:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2010, 08:12:22 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
Deanna?
It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.
Probably. (http://thejuice.baseballtoaster.com/archives/433202.html)
That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 08:06:51 PM
Quote from: Night Man on October 15, 2010, 06:19:17 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 15, 2010, 09:07:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2010, 08:12:22 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
Deanna?
It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.
Probably. (http://thejuice.baseballtoaster.com/archives/433202.html)
That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.
What a fucking dork. Relatedly, if you're friends with Sarah Spain on Facebook, the pathetic comments by dudes after EVERY single one of her status updates make me hate mankind.
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 15, 2010, 08:14:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 08:06:51 PM
Quote from: Night Man on October 15, 2010, 06:19:17 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 15, 2010, 09:07:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2010, 08:12:22 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
Deanna?
It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.
Probably. (http://thejuice.baseballtoaster.com/archives/433202.html)
That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.
What a fucking dork. Relatedly, if you're friends with Sarah Spain on Facebook, the pathetic comments by dudes after EVERY single one of her status updates make me hate mankind.
Turn out Sarah Spain hates us all (although she expressed it only to Fork), because she read this thread: http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6343.0
Heh.
Quote from: CT III on October 15, 2010, 10:29:50 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 15, 2010, 08:14:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 08:06:51 PM
Quote from: Night Man on October 15, 2010, 06:19:17 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 15, 2010, 09:07:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2010, 08:12:22 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
Deanna?
It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.
Probably. (http://thejuice.baseballtoaster.com/archives/433202.html)
That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.
What a fucking dork. Relatedly, if you're friends with Sarah Spain on Facebook, the pathetic comments by dudes after EVERY single one of her status updates make me hate mankind.
Turn out Sarah Spain hates us all (although she expressed it only to Fork), because she read this thread: http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6343.0
Heh.
Turns out Sarah Spain is irrelevant.
anyone need a shirt (http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/1.jpg)?
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 08:06:51 PM
Quote from: Night Man on October 15, 2010, 06:19:17 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 15, 2010, 09:07:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2010, 08:12:22 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
Deanna?
It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.
Probably. (http://thejuice.baseballtoaster.com/archives/433202.html)
That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.
Quote from: A sad, fat, bald, middle-aged singleton
I realized quickly that my thoughts of her had been dictated by the media, that the stereotype of the silicone celebrity doesn't hold in all cases. I think of myself as an open-minded guy, one not controlled by the media, but in this case, I was. Jenn Sterger is a girl that, looks aside, I'd want to hang out with. I just hope she feels the same.
Sweet Jesus. He actually thought he was going to tap that.
Quote from: Tonker on October 19, 2010, 11:37:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 08:06:51 PM
Quote from: Night Man on October 15, 2010, 06:19:17 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 15, 2010, 09:07:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2010, 08:12:22 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
Deanna?
It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.
Probably. (http://thejuice.baseballtoaster.com/archives/433202.html)
That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.
Quote from: A sad, fat, bald, middle-aged singleton
I realized quickly that my thoughts of her had been dictated by the media, that the stereotype of the silicone celebrity doesn't hold in all cases. I think of myself as an open-minded guy, one not controlled by the media, but in this case, I was. Jenn Sterger is a girl that, looks aside, I'd want to hang out with. I just hope she feels the same.
Sweet Jesus. He actually thought he was going to tap that.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 02, 2010, 11:29:00 PM
Quote from: Night Man on September 02, 2010, 11:07:47 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 02, 2010, 10:48:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 02, 2010, 10:20:30 PM
Just happened upon this odd blog (http://praiseball.wordpress.com/) in my internet travels (which led me to finding Will Carroll's Flickr page and this pic of the man in a Mighty Power T (http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3096408922/)—not pictured here: Jenn Sterger (http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/823586508/)).
...
The other stuff was indeed funny and sad - however, I just want to take this time to reiterate my dislike of Will Carroll. What a knob.
His constant need to make sure everyone knows he's super best friends with the Sterg is amusing. Like the kid in high school who grew up next door to the hot chick.
example (http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/2815361621/in/photostream/)
He managed to have Twitpic'd one pic of her three (http://twitpic.com/1ozqj7) separate (http://twitpic.com/1ozqi5) times (http://twitpic.com/1ozqgw).
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3111664583/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3035305334/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3035299518/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/2816212516/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/2815361621/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/1326437758/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/1325542525/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/822711159/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/823584608/
(http://i.imgur.com/ay6fZ.jpg)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 19, 2010, 12:44:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ay6fZ.jpg)
What an egghead.
No, really. That head is perfectly egg-shaped.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 19, 2010, 12:44:10 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 19, 2010, 11:37:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 08:06:51 PM
Quote from: Night Man on October 15, 2010, 06:19:17 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 15, 2010, 09:07:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 15, 2010, 08:12:22 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 14, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on October 13, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
Dongpocalypse, indeed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqH2iNh6VY).
That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.
Who threw that?
Deanna?
It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.
Probably. (http://thejuice.baseballtoaster.com/archives/433202.html)
That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.
Quote from: A sad, fat, bald, middle-aged singleton
I realized quickly that my thoughts of her had been dictated by the media, that the stereotype of the silicone celebrity doesn't hold in all cases. I think of myself as an open-minded guy, one not controlled by the media, but in this case, I was. Jenn Sterger is a girl that, looks aside, I'd want to hang out with. I just hope she feels the same.
Sweet Jesus. He actually thought he was going to tap that.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 02, 2010, 11:29:00 PM
Quote from: Night Man on September 02, 2010, 11:07:47 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 02, 2010, 10:48:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 02, 2010, 10:20:30 PM
Just happened upon this odd blog (http://praiseball.wordpress.com/) in my internet travels (which led me to finding Will Carroll's Flickr page and this pic of the man in a Mighty Power T (http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3096408922/)—not pictured here: Jenn Sterger (http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/823586508/)).
...
The other stuff was indeed funny and sad - however, I just want to take this time to reiterate my dislike of Will Carroll. What a knob.
His constant need to make sure everyone knows he's super best friends with the Sterg is amusing. Like the kid in high school who grew up next door to the hot chick.
example (http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/2815361621/in/photostream/)
He managed to have Twitpic'd one pic of her three (http://twitpic.com/1ozqj7) separate (http://twitpic.com/1ozqi5) times (http://twitpic.com/1ozqgw).
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3111664583/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3035305334/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3035299518/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/2816212516/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/2815361621/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/1326437758/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/1325542525/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/822711159/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/823584608/
(http://i.imgur.com/ay6fZ.jpg)
Wonder what his wife thinks of all this.
She's probably rooting for him as it would take the heat off her for the dozens of freebies she's accumulated throughout the course of their sham marraige.
He looks like the hypnotist in Office Space.
(http://bigspace.celerity.co.uk/moviedeaths/grabs/office_space-dr_swanson-2.jpg)
Quote from: Slaky on October 19, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
He looks like the hypnotist in Office Space.
(http://bigspace.celerity.co.uk/moviedeaths/grabs/office_space-dr_swanson-2.jpg)
Winner.
Quote from: PANK! on October 19, 2010, 08:22:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 19, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
He looks like the hypnotist in Office Space.
(http://bigspace.celerity.co.uk/moviedeaths/grabs/office_space-dr_swanson-2.jpg)
Winner.
Except Injury Expert Will Carroll shaves his head.
Which makes him
just that much douchier, amiright?
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 19, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 19, 2010, 08:22:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 19, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
He looks like the hypnotist in Office Space.
(http://bigspace.celerity.co.uk/moviedeaths/grabs/office_space-dr_swanson-2.jpg)
Winner.
Except Injury Expert Will Carroll shaves his head.
Which makes him just that much douchier, amiright?
Who the hell would do that?
Quote from: PANK! on October 19, 2010, 08:51:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 19, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 19, 2010, 08:22:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 19, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
He looks like the hypnotist in Office Space.
(http://bigspace.celerity.co.uk/moviedeaths/grabs/office_space-dr_swanson-2.jpg)
Winner.
Except Injury Expert Will Carroll shaves his head.
Which makes him just that much douchier, amiright?
Who the hell would do that?
The first time I remember hearing about Will Carroll was last week when I posted that tweet of his about Quade/Sandberg and didn't really understand why everyone was banging on him.
In the matter of these 10 or so photos I've now seen I can fully understand.
What a pathetic taintsniffer.
Quote from: PenPho on October 19, 2010, 10:32:56 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 19, 2010, 08:51:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 19, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 19, 2010, 08:22:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 19, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
He looks like the hypnotist in Office Space.
(http://bigspace.celerity.co.uk/moviedeaths/grabs/office_space-dr_swanson-2.jpg)
Winner.
Except Injury Expert Will Carroll shaves his head.
Which makes him just that much douchier, amiright?
Who the hell would do that?
The first time I remember hearing about Will Carroll was last week when I posted that tweet of his about Quade/Sandberg and didn't really understand why everyone was banging on him.
In the matter of these 10 or so photos I've now seen I can fully understand.
What a pathetic taintsniffer.
Just follow Dolan's Twitter feed. You'll get caught up.
One (http://twitter.com/desipiodotcom/status/27502755590)
Two (http://twitter.com/desipiodotcom/status/27386214156)
Three (http://twitter.com/desipiodotcom/status/27202879905)
Four (http://twitter.com/desipiodotcom/status/27082830611)
Quote from: Night Man on October 19, 2010, 10:46:39 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 19, 2010, 10:32:56 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 19, 2010, 08:51:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 19, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 19, 2010, 08:22:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 19, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
He looks like the hypnotist in Office Space.
(http://bigspace.celerity.co.uk/moviedeaths/grabs/office_space-dr_swanson-2.jpg)
Winner.
Except Injury Expert Will Carroll shaves his head.
Which makes him just that much douchier, amiright?
Who the hell would do that?
The first time I remember hearing about Will Carroll was last week when I posted that tweet of his about Quade/Sandberg and didn't really understand why everyone was banging on him.
In the matter of these 10 or so photos I've now seen I can fully understand.
What a pathetic taintsniffer.
Just follow Dolan's Twitter feed. You'll get caught up.
One (http://twitter.com/desipiodotcom/status/27502755590)
Two (http://twitter.com/desipiodotcom/status/27386214156)
Three (http://twitter.com/desipiodotcom/status/27202879905)
Four (http://twitter.com/desipiodotcom/status/27082830611)
Kind of wish I could see what tweets Dolan's replying to.
Or maybe I don't.
(If I did, I'd normally just backtrack through the tweets until around 9:36 PM Oct 15th and see if I could spot something relevant. But that would prove to be a chore, as cockmonger literally wrote something in the neighborhood of 200 tweets in the past 24 hours alone. Where do I submit my "injury expert" resume? Sounds like a dream job.)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 20, 2010, 01:23:28 AM
(If I did, I'd normally just backtrack through the tweets until around 9:36 PM Oct 15th and see if I could spot something relevant. But that would prove to be a chore, as cockmonger literally wrote something in the neighborhood of 200 tweets in the past 24 hours alone. Wear do I submit my "injury expert" resume? Sounds like a dream job.)
Especially since the "karate expert" position has already been filled.
Quote from: Fork on October 20, 2010, 07:53:11 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 20, 2010, 01:23:28 AM
(If I did, I'd normally just backtrack through the tweets until around 9:36 PM Oct 15th and see if I could spot something relevant. But that would prove to be a chore, as cockmonger literally wrote something in the neighborhood of 200 tweets in the past 24 hours alone. Wear do I submit my "injury expert" resume? Sounds like a dream job.)
Especially since the "karate expert" position has already been filled.
[slaps forehead]
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 20, 2010, 08:36:27 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 20, 2010, 07:53:11 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 20, 2010, 01:23:28 AM
(If I did, I'd normally just backtrack through the tweets until around 9:36 PM Oct 15th and see if I could spot something relevant. But that would prove to be a chore, as cockmonger literally wrote something in the neighborhood of 200 tweets in the past 24 hours alone. Wear do I submit my "injury expert" resume? Sounds like a dream job.)
Especially since the "karate expert" position has already been filled.
[slaps forehead]
Normally I catch these, but Zartler has made me build up an immunity.
DPD
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2468c47.jpg)
TWITTER FIGHT. (http://thehill.com/blogs/twitter-room/other-news/126535-palin-pounces-on-state-dept-over-ahmadinejad-birthday-tweet)
Quote from: powen01 on October 30, 2010, 10:28:45 AM
TWITTER FIGHT. (http://thehill.com/blogs/twitter-room/other-news/126535-palin-pounces-on-state-dept-over-ahmadinejad-birthday-tweet)
I didn't see anything about Brett Favre in there.
Quote from: Slaky on October 30, 2010, 11:20:27 AM
Quote from: powen01 on October 30, 2010, 10:28:45 AM
TWITTER FIGHT. (http://thehill.com/blogs/twitter-room/other-news/126535-palin-pounces-on-state-dept-over-ahmadinejad-birthday-tweet)
I didn't see anything about Brett Favre in there.
I totally meant to post that here (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7174.msg230093#new).
Schadenfavre at all-time high. The sadistic glee I felt watching that man being carried off the field somewhat terrifies and thrills me at the same time.
Quote from: SKO on October 31, 2010, 05:57:52 PM
Schadenfavre at all-time high. The sadistic glee I felt watching that man being carried off the field somewhat terrifies and thrills me at the same time.
Intrepid Reader SKO: "Now I know exactly how Hayden Christensen felt when he killed those Tusken Raiders!"
Quote from: Bort on October 31, 2010, 06:22:43 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 31, 2010, 05:57:52 PM
Schadenfavre at all-time high. The sadistic glee I felt watching that man being carried off the field somewhat terrifies and thrills me at the same time.
Intrepid Reader SKO: "Now I know exactly how Hayden Christensen felt when he killed those Tusken Raiders!"
*Tips cap*
Randy Moss: Cut by the Vikings.
Wow - the Dongpocalypse is really going all out this year.
Quote from: Slaky on November 01, 2010, 02:12:20 PM
Randy Moss: Cut by the Vikings.
Wow - the Dongpocalypse is really going all out this year.
Best trade since Gaines Adams.
Quote from: Eli on November 01, 2010, 02:21:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 01, 2010, 02:12:20 PM
Randy Moss: Cut by the Vikings.
Wow - the Dongpocalypse is really going all out this year.
Best trade since Gaines Adams.
So, do the Bears make a move?
Quote from: Eli on November 01, 2010, 02:21:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 01, 2010, 02:12:20 PM
Randy Moss: Cut by the Vikings.
Wow - the Dongpocalypse is really going all out this year.
Best trade since Gaines Adams.
Hmm, Bears need a WR, a WR is available? Git er done, Jerry!
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 01, 2010, 02:22:23 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 01, 2010, 02:21:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 01, 2010, 02:12:20 PM
Randy Moss: Cut by the Vikings.
Wow - the Dongpocalypse is really going all out this year.
Best trade since Gaines Adams.
So, do the Bears make a move?
Sure, they should try. You can never have too many quality wide receivers that your quarterback won't have time throw to.
Quote from: Slaky on November 01, 2010, 02:12:20 PM
Randy Moss: Cut by the Vikings.
Wow - the Dongpocalypse is really going all out this year.
Linky? This is quite the shocker for me.
EDIT: Nevermind. I decided to use that big network of computers
Quote from: Yeti on November 01, 2010, 02:25:05 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 01, 2010, 02:12:20 PM
Randy Moss: Cut by the Vikings.
Wow - the Dongpocalypse is really going all out this year.
Linky? This is quite the shocker for me.
espn.com
Quote from: Eli on November 01, 2010, 02:26:36 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 01, 2010, 02:25:05 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 01, 2010, 02:12:20 PM
Randy Moss: Cut by the Vikings.
Wow - the Dongpocalypse is really going all out this year.
Linky? This is quite the shocker for me.
espn.com
You beat me by 8 seconds. Fuck
The carnage that Brett Favre will leave once he's left Minnesota will be outstanding.
Generally I'd post a link but when news is this big I figure you can find it yourself by typing Randy Moss into Lycos or whatever your search engine of choice is.
Quote from: Brownie on November 01, 2010, 02:29:50 PM
The carnage that Brett Favre will leave once he's left Minnesota will be outstanding.
He's the white Herschel Walker.
Quote from: Slaky on November 01, 2010, 02:32:43 PM
Generally I'd post a link but when news is this big I figure you can find it yourself by typing Randy Moss into Lycos or whatever your search engine of choice is.
Yea, I failed.
I eagerly await Drew Magary's latest rant about the Viking organization, since he hated the trade from the get go.
Personally I like the possibility of the Vikings coughing up a draft pick for Moss only to see him wind up back with the Patriots.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 01, 2010, 03:54:54 PM
Personally I like the possibility of the Vikings coughing up a draft pick for Moss only to see him wind up back with the Patriots.
This kind of organizational craziness does make me feel a bit better as a Bear fan. Just a bit. Can't wait until the Lions and Packers battle for the NFC North crown for the foreseeable future.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 01, 2010, 03:54:54 PM
Personally I like the possibility of the Vikings coughing up a draft pick for Moss only to see him wind up back with the Patriots.
He'd have to get past every other team before the Pats could waive him, which is totally unlikely.
Plus, I'm pretty sure many of the Pats brass don't want him back at all.
Plus (x2), apparently the Vikings have not officially put him on waivers yet because all of the players are pissed about this and hate Chilly.
Quote from: PenPho on November 01, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
Plus (x2), apparently the Vikings have not officially put him on waivers yet because all of the players are pissed about this and hate Chilly.
To wit...
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/01/monday-waiver-wire-does-not-include-randy-moss/
QuoteJay Glazer of FOX reports that the official Monday waiver wire has been released by the league office.
And that it doesn't contain the name of Randy Moss.
Thus, it means that Moss has not yet officially been released.
It doesn't mean he won't be cut. It only means that he hasn't been cut yet.
Meanwhile, Glazer says that receiver Percy Harvin is "livid" with the development. Moss, Harvin, and quarterback Tarvaris Jackson are represented by agent Joel Segal.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 01, 2010, 05:18:01 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 01, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
Plus (x2), apparently the Vikings have not officially put him on waivers yet because all of the players are pissed about this and hate Chilly.
To wit...
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/01/monday-waiver-wire-does-not-include-randy-moss/
QuoteJay Glazer of FOX reports that the official Monday waiver wire has been released by the league office.
And that it doesn't contain the name of Randy Moss.
Thus, it means that Moss has not yet officially been released.
It doesn't mean he won't be cut. It only means that he hasn't been cut yet.
Meanwhile, Glazer says that receiver Percy Harvin is "livid" with the development. Moss, Harvin, and quarterback Tarvaris Jackson are represented by agent Joel Segal.
It appears that Childress cut him on the spot without remembering that he doesn't actually have the authority to...you know, cut players. I think he basically took out his rage at being unable to do anything whatsoever regarding Favre on Moss. So the Vikings' front office and players all hate their head coach. Awesome. Slaky is a powerful man, folks. Never be the target of any of his threads.
Quote from: SKO on November 01, 2010, 05:32:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 01, 2010, 05:18:01 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 01, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
Plus (x2), apparently the Vikings have not officially put him on waivers yet because all of the players are pissed about this and hate Chilly.
To wit...
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/01/monday-waiver-wire-does-not-include-randy-moss/
QuoteJay Glazer of FOX reports that the official Monday waiver wire has been released by the league office.
And that it doesn't contain the name of Randy Moss.
Thus, it means that Moss has not yet officially been released.
It doesn't mean he won't be cut. It only means that he hasn't been cut yet.
Meanwhile, Glazer says that receiver Percy Harvin is "livid" with the development. Moss, Harvin, and quarterback Tarvaris Jackson are represented by agent Joel Segal.
It appears that Childress cut him on the spot without remembering that he doesn't actually have the authority to...you know, cut players. I think he basically took out his rage at being unable to do anything whatsoever regarding Favre on Moss. So the Vikings' front office and players all hate their head coach. Awesome. Slaky is a powerful man, folks. Never be the target of any of his threads.
Said head coach of course, got a contract extension last year.
Quote from: PenPho on November 01, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 01, 2010, 03:54:54 PM
Personally I like the possibility of the Vikings coughing up a draft pick for Moss only to see him wind up back with the Patriots.
He'd have to get past every other team before the Pats could waive him, which is totally unlikely.
Plus, I'm pretty sure many of the Pats brass don't want him back at all.
Plus (x2), apparently the Vikings have not officially put him on waivers yet because all of the players are pissed about this and hate Chilly.
I realize all this.
But why do you have to crush my dreams?
Quote from: SKO on November 01, 2010, 05:32:44 PM
It appears that Childress cut him on the spot without remembering that he doesn't actually have the authority to...you know, cut players.
I think I read that his new contract gave him control of the roster, so it's technically his call. Not sure if that's true or not.
Since Moss in a Bears uniform would be bonartime we can safely assume it'll never hai, correct?
Quote from: Night Man on November 01, 2010, 07:27:45 PM
Since Moss in a Bears uniform would be bonartime we can safely assume it'll never hai, correct?
Well, they have at least 15 teams ahead of them in the waiver-wire pecking order, for starters.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 01, 2010, 07:45:54 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 01, 2010, 07:27:45 PM
Since Moss in a Bears uniform would be bonartime we can safely assume it'll never hai, correct?
Well, they have at least 15 teams ahead of them in the waiver-wire pecking order, for starters.
And Moss is too skinny to play tackle or guard, so I don't see what the big deal would be.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 01, 2010, 07:45:54 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 01, 2010, 07:27:45 PM
Since Moss in a Bears uniform would be bonartime we can safely assume it'll never hai, correct?
Well, they have at least 15 teams ahead of them in the waiver-wire pecking order, for starters.
Yes, but he's CLUBHOUSE CANCER and a purveyor of DISGUSTING ACTS.
Quote from: Night Man on November 01, 2010, 08:07:26 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 01, 2010, 07:45:54 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 01, 2010, 07:27:45 PM
Since Moss in a Bears uniform would be bonartime we can safely assume it'll never hai, correct?
Well, they have at least 15 teams ahead of them in the waiver-wire pecking order, for starters.
Yes, but he's CLUBHOUSE CANCER and a purveyor of DISGUSTING ACTS.
He also has a huge-ass boombox and likes salsa music.
This is delicious.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AhhtAYXSIYzsU_jgBYWqco45nYcB?slug=jc-mossrelease110110
Quote"When he told [the players] that he was cutting Randy, it was like a double-shot of pure caffeine," a team source said. "It was one of those moments where you're just jolted up, like, 'Whoa, what just happened? Did he really just say that? Really, I thought he was joking, then I realized it was Chilly and he doesn't joke. Well, he jokes, but it's not funny."
Quote"Look at the tape. Look at the coverages," one of the sources said. "Look at what he does for everybody else. Percy [Harvin] is running free all over the field right now. The running game is moving along. I don't even care about the fact that he's smarter than everybody on the coaching staff."
QuoteNever mind that the team was averaging a touchdown more per game with Moss (21.5 points the past four games versus 14.3 points in the first three games). Scoring be damned, Childress had to maintain control.
Quote from: Eli on November 01, 2010, 10:22:11 PM
This is delicious.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AhhtAYXSIYzsU_jgBYWqco45nYcB?slug=jc-mossrelease110110
Quote"When he told [the players] that he was cutting Randy, it was like a double-shot of pure caffeine," a team source said. "It was one of those moments where you're just jolted up, like, 'Whoa, what just happened? Did he really just say that? Really, I thought he was joking, then I realized it was Chilly and he doesn't joke. Well, he jokes, but it's not funny."
Quote"Look at the tape. Look at the coverages," one of the sources said. "Look at what he does for everybody else. Percy [Harvin] is running free all over the field right now. The running game is moving along. I don't even care about the fact that he's smarter than everybody on the coaching staff."
QuoteNever mind that the team was averaging a touchdown more per game with Moss (21.5 points the past four games versus 14.3 points in the first three games). Scoring be damned, Childress had to maintain control.
QuoteSome people will say that Childress isn't doing anything that Bill Belichick didn't do earlier this season when he dealt Moss. If it's OK for Belichick to trade Moss, why isn't it OK for Childress to cut him? The problem with that comparison is that Childress is missing three things.
Or three rings, as it were.
Correct me if I'm wrong... This is not a stupid move because Childress doesn't have rings. It's a stupid move because he's cutting Moss without getting anything in return.
Quote from: Eli on November 01, 2010, 10:22:11 PM
Quote"Look at the tape. Look at the coverages," one of the sources said. "Look at what he does for everybody else. Percy [Harvin] is running free all over the field right now. The running game is moving along. I don't even care about the fact that he's smarter than everybody on the coaching staff. He's a game-changer."
You elided the best part of that quote'd
Quote from: ChuckD on November 01, 2010, 10:30:12 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 01, 2010, 10:22:11 PM
This is delicious.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AhhtAYXSIYzsU_jgBYWqco45nYcB?slug=jc-mossrelease110110
Quote"When he told [the players] that he was cutting Randy, it was like a double-shot of pure caffeine," a team source said. "It was one of those moments where you're just jolted up, like, 'Whoa, what just happened? Did he really just say that? Really, I thought he was joking, then I realized it was Chilly and he doesn't joke. Well, he jokes, but it's not funny."
Quote"Look at the tape. Look at the coverages," one of the sources said. "Look at what he does for everybody else. Percy [Harvin] is running free all over the field right now. The running game is moving along. I don't even care about the fact that he's smarter than everybody on the coaching staff."
QuoteNever mind that the team was averaging a touchdown more per game with Moss (21.5 points the past four games versus 14.3 points in the first three games). Scoring be damned, Childress had to maintain control.
QuoteSome people will say that Childress isn't doing anything that Bill Belichick didn't do earlier this season when he dealt Moss. If it's OK for Belichick to trade Moss, why isn't it OK for Childress to cut him? The problem with that comparison is that Childress is missing three things.
Or three rings, as it were.
Correct me if I'm wrong... This is not a stupid move because Childress doesn't have rings. It's a stupid move because he's cutting Moss without getting anything in return.
That.
This (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/02/some-vikings-players-on-board-with-dumping-moss/) is pretty harsh:
QuoteMoss, per Silver, berated workers from a local restaurant that catered the team's Friday afternoon meal.
"What the [expletive]?" Moss reportedly said. "Who ordered this crap? I wouldn't feed this to my dog!"
Quote"This wasn't a chain - it was a mom-and-pop restaurant, and you could tell it was their best stuff. They had a special carving station set up, and there were players and other support staff lining up to eat it..."
Who knows if this is true but if it is it's cooooooold blooooooded.
Quote from: Slaky on November 02, 2010, 08:52:41 AM
This (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/02/some-vikings-players-on-board-with-dumping-moss/) is pretty harsh:
QuoteMoss, per Silver, berated workers from a local restaurant that catered the team's Friday afternoon meal.
"What the [expletive]?" Moss reportedly said. "Who ordered this crap? I wouldn't feed this to my dog!"
Quote"This wasn't a chain - it was a mom-and-pop restaurant, and you could tell it was their best stuff. They had a special carving station set up, and there were players and other support staff lining up to eat it..."
Who knows if this is true but if it is it's cooooooold blooooooded.
Well, maybe their best stuff sucked?
Quote from: Slaky on November 02, 2010, 08:52:41 AM
This (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/02/some-vikings-players-on-board-with-dumping-moss/) is pretty harsh:
QuoteMoss, per Silver, berated workers from a local restaurant that catered the team's Friday afternoon meal.
"What the [expletive]?" Moss reportedly said. "Who ordered this crap? I wouldn't feed this to my dog!"
Quote"This wasn't a chain - it was a mom-and-pop restaurant, and you could tell it was their best stuff. They had a special carving station set up, and there were players and other support staff lining up to eat it..."
Who knows if this is true but if it is it's cooooooold blooooooded.
Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
Quote from: Waco Kid on November 02, 2010, 11:04:51 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 02, 2010, 08:52:41 AM
This (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/02/some-vikings-players-on-board-with-dumping-moss/) is pretty harsh:
QuoteMoss, per Silver, berated workers from a local restaurant that catered the team's Friday afternoon meal.
"What the [expletive]?" Moss reportedly said. "Who ordered this crap? I wouldn't feed this to my dog!"
Quote"This wasn't a chain - it was a mom-and-pop restaurant, and you could tell it was their best stuff. They had a special carving station set up, and there were players and other support staff lining up to eat it..."
Who knows if this is true but if it is it's cooooooold blooooooded.
Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
This coffee tastes like mud.
Roger Mudd.
If I was a Bears fan, I would hope that the Vikings can somehow win just enough games every year to never fire Childress.
Kind of like how the rest of the division must feel about Lovie.
Quote from: PenPho on November 02, 2010, 11:51:51 AM
If I was a Bears fan, I would hope that the Vikings can somehow win just enough games every year to never fire Childress.
Kind of like how the rest of the division must feel about Lovie.
:(
Clock strikes eleven...
DONG
I really enjoyed today's stirring series finale of Viking Dongpocalypse. No real surprises, but the writers did a great job of portraying the sense of despair one would feel in a dongpocalypse. Childress and Favre gave very realistic performances as the two hobos who held each other as they suffocated together under the dongpocalypse fallout cloud as we faded to black.
Quote from: R-V on November 14, 2010, 03:09:14 PM
I really enjoyed today's stirring series finale of Viking Dongpocalypse. No real surprises, but the writers did a great job of portraying the sense of despair one would feel in a dongpocalypse. Childress and Favre gave very realistic performances as the two hobos who held each other as they suffocated together under the dongpocalypse fallout cloud as we faded to black.
The second season was way better though.
Quote from: Night Man on November 14, 2010, 03:12:22 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 14, 2010, 03:09:14 PM
I really enjoyed today's stirring series finale of Viking Dongpocalypse. No real surprises, but the writers did a great job of portraying the sense of despair one would feel in a dongpocalypse. Childress and Favre gave very realistic performances as the two hobos who held each other as they suffocated together under the dongpocalypse fallout cloud as we faded to black.
The second season was way better though.
ARE YOU SUGGESTING THERE IS A DROP IN QUALITY?!?! THEN DON'T WATCH AND PRETEND IT'S OVER.
Quote from: Bort on November 14, 2010, 03:41:51 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 14, 2010, 03:12:22 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 14, 2010, 03:09:14 PM
I really enjoyed today's stirring series finale of Viking Dongpocalypse. No real surprises, but the writers did a great job of portraying the sense of despair one would feel in a dongpocalypse. Childress and Favre gave very realistic performances as the two hobos who held each other as they suffocated together under the dongpocalypse fallout cloud as we faded to black.
The second season was way better though.
ARE YOU SUGGESTING THERE IS A DROP IN QUALITY?!?! THEN DON'T WATCH AND PRETEND IT'S OVER.
You guys would prefer the American version.
I'd also like to remind everyone that I called that the Vikings would go 6-10 this year. AND Y'ALL LAUGHED AT ME. Well Uncle SKO doesn't look so crazy now!
Quote from: SKO on November 14, 2010, 10:11:15 PM
I'd also like to remind everyone that I called that the Vikings would go 6-10 this year. AND Y'ALL LAUGHED AT ME. Well Uncle SKO doesn't look so crazy now!
I'd like to point out that I did NOT laugh at you. Or even pay attention to you.
Quote from: SKO on November 14, 2010, 10:11:15 PM
I'd also like to remind everyone that I called that the Vikings would go 6-10 this year. AND Y'ALL LAUGHED AT ME. Well Uncle SKO doesn't look so crazy now!
I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 21, 2010, 03:31:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2010, 03:06:28 PM
Clock strikes eleven...
DONG
DONG
...Twelve?
Not so fast. Childress is still employed. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/109885324.html?elr=KArksi8cyaiUz33Dii_9PmP:Qi_17cQiU47cQU17cQ_bDaEP7U)
Favre will start next Sunday, but not before a week's worth of "will he or won't he?" questions.
All those who are still employed as NFL head coaches please take one step forward.
http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/6756585439240192 (http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/6756585439240192)
Not so fast, Childress.
Quote from: CT III on November 22, 2010, 11:38:22 AM
All those who are still employed as NFL head coaches please take one step forward.
http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/6756585439240192 (http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/6756585439240192)
Not so fast, Childress.
We get it. You're Desipio's Woodward and Bernstein (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7518.msg231557#msg231557).
Quote from: PANK! on November 22, 2010, 11:40:39 AM
Quote from: CT III on November 22, 2010, 11:38:22 AM
All those who are still employed as NFL head coaches please take one step forward.
http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/6756585439240192 (http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/6756585439240192)
Not so fast, Childress.
We get it. You're Desipio's Woodward and Bernstein (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7518.msg231557#msg231557).
No he's Desipio's Stephen A. Smith, always taking credit for reporting on someone else's scoops.
Les Frazier just told reporters that Favre will continue to start. I don't have a link. Fuck you.
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Les Frazier just told reporters that Favre will continue to start. I don't have a link. Fuck you.
I kind of hope they go 4-2 the rest of the way with Favre under center and decide to bring the childlike iron man back for Dongpocalypse III: Dong Boner.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 22, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Les Frazier just told reporters that Favre will continue to start. I don't have a link. Fuck you.
I kind of hope they go 4-2 the rest of the way with Favre under center and decide to bring the childlike iron man back for Dongpocalypse III: Dong Boner.
Thrill kind of hoping to see a dong boner is something something...
Quote from: Bort on November 22, 2010, 03:56:27 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 22, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Les Frazier just told reporters that Favre will continue to start. I don't have a link. Fuck you.
I kind of hope they go 4-2 the rest of the way with Favre under center and decide to bring the childlike iron man back for Dongpocalypse III: Dong Boner.
Thrill kind of hoping to see a dong boner is something something...
After seeing Les Frazier's less-than-inspiring defensive strategy vs. the Bears last Sunday, I'm kind of eager to see what else he can come up with. Give him free-reign to do whatever he wants. Let's light this candle.
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 22, 2010, 03:56:27 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 22, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Les Frazier just told reporters that Favre will continue to start. I don't have a link. Fuck you.
I kind of hope they go 4-2 the rest of the way with Favre under center and decide to bring the childlike iron man back for Dongpocalypse III: Dong Boner.
Thrill kind of hoping to see a dong boner is something something...
After seeing Les Frazier's less-than-inspiring defensive strategy vs. the Bears last Sunday, I'm kind of eager to see what else he can come up with. Give him free-reign to do whatever he wants. Let's light this candle.
Feels like they've got one big "Eff You, Chilly" game in them, and then they'll go back to being terrible for the stretch run.
Quote from: PenPho on November 22, 2010, 04:38:05 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 22, 2010, 03:56:27 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 22, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Les Frazier just told reporters that Favre will continue to start. I don't have a link. Fuck you.
I kind of hope they go 4-2 the rest of the way with Favre under center and decide to bring the childlike iron man back for Dongpocalypse III: Dong Boner.
Thrill kind of hoping to see a dong boner is something something...
After seeing Les Frazier's less-than-inspiring defensive strategy vs. the Bears last Sunday, I'm kind of eager to see what else he can come up with. Give him free-reign to do whatever he wants. Let's light this candle.
Feels like they've got one big "Eff You, Chilly" game in them, and then they'll go back to being terrible for the stretch run.
Figures they'd wait until AFTER playing the Packers to have their good game. Fuckers.
Quote from: PenPho on November 22, 2010, 04:38:05 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 22, 2010, 03:56:27 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 22, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Les Frazier just told reporters that Favre will continue to start. I don't have a link. Fuck you.
I kind of hope they go 4-2 the rest of the way with Favre under center and decide to bring the childlike iron man back for Dongpocalypse III: Dong Boner.
Thrill kind of hoping to see a dong boner is something something...
After seeing Les Frazier's less-than-inspiring defensive strategy vs. the Bears last Sunday, I'm kind of eager to see what else he can come up with. Give him free-reign to do whatever he wants. Let's light this candle.
Feels like they've got one two big "Eff You, Chilly" game in them, and then they'll go back to being terrible for the stretch run.
Washington and Buffalo next'd.
Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2010, 04:42:07 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 22, 2010, 04:38:05 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 22, 2010, 03:56:27 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 22, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Les Frazier just told reporters that Favre will continue to start. I don't have a link. Fuck you.
I kind of hope they go 4-2 the rest of the way with Favre under center and decide to bring the childlike iron man back for Dongpocalypse III: Dong Boner.
Thrill kind of hoping to see a dong boner is something something...
After seeing Les Frazier's less-than-inspiring defensive strategy vs. the Bears last Sunday, I'm kind of eager to see what else he can come up with. Give him free-reign to do whatever he wants. Let's light this candle.
Feels like they've got one two big "Eff You, Chilly" game in them, and then they'll go back to being terrible for the stretch run.
Washington and Buffalo next'd.
That still sounds like one win to me.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 22, 2010, 04:44:30 PM
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Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 22, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
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Les Frazier just told reporters that Favre will continue to start. I don't have a link. Fuck you.
I kind of hope they go 4-2 the rest of the way with Favre under center and decide to bring the childlike iron man back for Dongpocalypse III: Dong Boner.
Thrill kind of hoping to see a dong boner is something something...
After seeing Les Frazier's less-than-inspiring defensive strategy vs. the Bears last Sunday, I'm kind of eager to see what else he can come up with. Give him free-reign to do whatever he wants. Let's light this candle.
Feels like they've got one two big "Eff You, Chilly" game in them, and then they'll go back to being terrible for the stretch run.
Washington and Buffalo next'd.
That still sounds like one win to me.
That could easily be zero wins.
Quote from: PenPho on November 22, 2010, 04:50:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 22, 2010, 04:44:30 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2010, 04:42:07 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 22, 2010, 04:38:05 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 22, 2010, 03:56:27 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 22, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Les Frazier just told reporters that Favre will continue to start. I don't have a link. Fuck you.
I kind of hope they go 4-2 the rest of the way with Favre under center and decide to bring the childlike iron man back for Dongpocalypse III: Dong Boner.
Thrill kind of hoping to see a dong boner is something something...
After seeing Les Frazier's less-than-inspiring defensive strategy vs. the Bears last Sunday, I'm kind of eager to see what else he can come up with. Give him free-reign to do whatever he wants. Let's light this candle.
Feels like they've got one two big "Eff You, Chilly" game in them, and then they'll go back to being terrible for the stretch run.
Washington and Buffalo next'd.
That still sounds like one win to me.
That could easily be zero wins.
I was counting the Redskins as an FYC! game, but yeah.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 22, 2010, 04:44:30 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 22, 2010, 04:42:07 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 22, 2010, 04:38:05 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 22, 2010, 03:56:27 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 22, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 22, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Les Frazier just told reporters that Favre will continue to start. I don't have a link. Fuck you.
I kind of hope they go 4-2 the rest of the way with Favre under center and decide to bring the childlike iron man back for Dongpocalypse III: Dong Boner.
Thrill kind of hoping to see a dong boner is something something...
After seeing Les Frazier's less-than-inspiring defensive strategy vs. the Bears last Sunday, I'm kind of eager to see what else he can come up with. Give him free-reign to do whatever he wants. Let's light this candle.
Feels like they've got one two big "Eff You, Chilly" game in them, and then they'll go back to being terrible for the stretch run.
Washington and Buffalo next'd.
That still sounds like one win to me.
Either way, if it means the start of the "HOW THE HELL COULD WE LET LES FRAZIER GET AWAY HE WAS AN85BEAR DITKAZOMG!" meltdown amongst the meatballs, it'll be totally worth it.
(http://www.thesportshernia.com/football/images/dennygreen.jpg)
Miss me yet?
The roof has caved in, literally, on the Vikings. (http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/33348/awaiting-key-details-on-metrodome-roof)
Quote from: Brownie on December 12, 2010, 08:17:08 AM
The roof has caved in, literally, on the Vikings. (http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/33348/awaiting-key-details-on-metrodome-roof)
QuoteFor those who are interested, the roof is kept inflated by fans at the top of the structure.
Wow, those are some dedicated fans.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2010, 09:07:23 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 12, 2010, 08:17:08 AM
The roof has caved in, literally, on the Vikings. (http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/33348/awaiting-key-details-on-metrodome-roof)
QuoteFor those who are interested, the roof is kept inflated by fans at the top of the structure.
Wow, those are some dedicated fans.
Sounds like they won't be playing there this weekend, and there's already speculation that they'll have to move the Bears/Vikes game next weekend too.
I suggest playing the game in Wrigley Field, GET IT DONE RICKETTS!
Quote from: CT III on December 12, 2010, 09:50:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2010, 09:07:23 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 12, 2010, 08:17:08 AM
The roof has caved in, literally, on the Vikings. (http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/33348/awaiting-key-details-on-metrodome-roof)
QuoteFor those who are interested, the roof is kept inflated by fans at the top of the structure.
Wow, those are some dedicated fans.
Sounds like they won't be playing there this weekend, and there's already speculation that they'll have to move the Bears/Vikes game next weekend too.
I suggest playing the game in Wrigley Field, GET IT DONE RICKETTS!
They have the technology to paint the field purple.
Per the NFL Network they're going to play this game in Pen's beloved Detroit tomorrow night. Can Favre keep his streak and Detroit's economy alive?
Some good looking video of the roof collapse
http://msn.foxsports.com/video/shows/nfl-on-fox?vid=ca15cffb-3b66-49a0-84ca-20ed0a175567
Quote from: thehawk on December 12, 2010, 12:03:15 PM
Some good looking video of the roof collapse
http://msn.foxsports.com/video/shows/nfl-on-fox?vid=ca15cffb-3b66-49a0-84ca-20ed0a175567
That is the most amazing thing other than naked women in the history of the internets. Can't wait for the GIF.
Vi. King. Apoca. Lips.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2010, 08:36:38 PM
Quote from: thehawk on December 12, 2010, 12:03:15 PM
Some good looking video of the roof collapse
http://msn.foxsports.com/video/shows/nfl-on-fox?vid=ca15cffb-3b66-49a0-84ca-20ed0a175567
That is the most amazing thing other than naked women in the history of the internets. Can't wait for the GIF.
Vi. King. Apoca. Lips.
Now if there was a GIF with a naked lady laying on the 30 yard line and the snow pours over her, you'd really have something.
Quote from: thehawk on December 12, 2010, 09:50:30 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2010, 08:36:38 PM
Quote from: thehawk on December 12, 2010, 12:03:15 PM
Some good looking video of the roof collapse
http://msn.foxsports.com/video/shows/nfl-on-fox?vid=ca15cffb-3b66-49a0-84ca-20ed0a175567
That is the most amazing thing other than naked women in the history of the internets. Can't wait for the GIF.
Vi. King. Apoca. Lips.
Now if there was a GIF with a naked lady laying on the 30 yard line and the snow pours over her, you'd really have something.
A really hot naked dark-skinned lady.
I woke up this morning, looked out the window, saw the collapsed roof and swore since I likely can't go to the MNF game now.
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 13, 2010, 12:45:10 AM
I woke up this morning, looked out the window, saw the collapsed roof and swore since I likely can't go to the MNF game now it's too late to get a Penguins/Wild Winter Classic in there.
After 297 games, Brett has stopped taking hostages (couldnt he have waited until next week?)
Favre inactive for today. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/111813949.html?elr=KArksi8cyaiUz33Dii_9PmP:Qi_17cQiU47cQU17cQ_bDaEP7U) The last Sunday in which his team had a game and he didn't play, the Cubs hosted the Padres at Wrigley Field (http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN199209060.shtml) and the Bears hosted the Lions at Soldier Field (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199209060chi.htm). I watched the Cubs play the Braves (Greg Maddux, Andre Dawson, Ryne Sandberg, Joe Girardi, Jim Lefebvre and even Jim Essian were still on the Cubs payroll back then), but the guy sitting in front of me had a mini TV and we watched the Bears squeak by the Lions on a Harbaugh-Waddle TD pass. The place went nuts and the umps had to call timeout during a Fred McGriff at bat. Cal Ripken still had five more years to go in HIS streak.
Pretty remarkable, I guess. Still, Walter Payton's durability is more impressive and you have no right to disagree. I don't think Favre plays again.
Also, if the Vikes are going to play at the home of the Gophers, they better ACT NOW! (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/111808379.html?elr=KArksi8cyaiUz33Dii_9PmP:Qi_17cQiU47cQU17cQ_bDaEP7U)
(It says here that they're playing in a domed NFL Stadium within spitting distance of the Mississippi next week.)
Quote from: Fork on December 13, 2010, 07:32:42 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 13, 2010, 12:45:10 AM
I woke up this morning, looked out the window, saw the collapsed roof and swore since I likely can't go to the MNF game now it's too late to get a Penguins/Wild Winter Classic in there.
This is funny on so many levels.
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
St. Louis or New Orleans.
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
If Zygi Wilf likes money as much as he seems to, he'll want to play the game in the one place he's guaranteed a sellout and thus a maximum gate - Chicago.
Also, aren't the Packers away at New England next week?
Quote from: CT III on December 14, 2010, 09:19:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
If Zygi Wilf likes money as much as he seems to, he'll want to play the game in the one place he's guaranteed a sellout and thus a maximum gate - Chicago.
Also, aren't the Packers away at New England next week?
Yes. And they may not have Rodgers. Meanwhile, the Bears will be facing an eliminated Minnesota team that will be starting either
A) Shitty, old, injured Favre
B) Shitty, young, Shitty Tarvaris Jackson
C) Shitty, young, was drafted to play wide receiver Joe Webb
and will most likely be playing a home game away from home. Huey somehow thinks the Bears will still have a division title on the line when they go to Lambeau. Methinks the mick is drunker than ever before.
Quote from: CT III on December 14, 2010, 09:19:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
If Zygi Wilf likes money as much as he seems to, he'll want to play the game in the one place he's guaranteed a sellout and thus a maximum gate - Chicago.
Also, aren't the Packers away at New England next week?
My guess is they play at the University of Minnesota.
Quote from: CT III on December 14, 2010, 09:19:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
If Zygi Wilf likes money as much as he seems to, he'll want to play the game in the one place he's guaranteed a sellout and thus a maximum gate - Chicago.
Also, aren't the Packers away at New England next week?
I'm sure the Apex Mafia could roust up a few boys and fill up Lucas Oil Stadium as well, giving Wilf a few more bucks.
They keep saying that they HAVE TO play in Minnesota, that they owe it to the Twin Cities. Wilf might say he's "committed" to keeping a team in the Twin Cities, but just like Red McCombs, he's got his eyes on other locales, specifically Los Angeles. Would the Bears be OK with the game being played at the Coliseum or the Rose Bowl? Next year (or in 2012 if next year's football is wiped away), the Bears might have an annual trip to California.
Quote from: Brownie on December 14, 2010, 10:09:52 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 14, 2010, 09:19:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
If Zygi Wilf likes money as much as he seems to, he'll want to play the game in the one place he's guaranteed a sellout and thus a maximum gate - Chicago.
Also, aren't the Packers away at New England next week?
I'm sure the Apex Mafia could roust up a few boys and fill up Lucas Oil Stadium as well, giving Wilf a few more bucks.
They keep saying that they HAVE TO play in Minnesota, that they owe it to the Twin Cities. Wilf might say he's "committed" to keeping a team in the Twin Cities, but just like Red McCombs, he's got his eyes on other locales, specifically Los Angeles. Would the Bears be OK with the game being played at the Coliseum or the Rose Bowl? Next year (or in 2012 if next year's football is wiped away), the Bears might have an annual trip to California.
In that case I'd imagine they'd do a quick switcheroo and give the Rams to the NFC North. That would wreck the historic Rams-Seahawks rivalry though.
Quote from: Brownie on December 14, 2010, 10:09:52 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 14, 2010, 09:19:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
If Zygi Wilf likes money as much as he seems to, he'll want to play the game in the one place he's guaranteed a sellout and thus a maximum gate - Chicago.
Also, aren't the Packers away at New England next week?
I'm sure the Apex Mafia could roust up a few boys and fill up Lucas Oil Stadium as well, giving Wilf a few more bucks.
They keep saying that they HAVE TO play in Minnesota, that they owe it to the Twin Cities. Wilf might say he's "committed" to keeping a team in the Twin Cities, but just like Red McCombs, he's got his eyes on other locales, specifically Los Angeles. Would the Bears be OK with the game being played at the Coliseum or the Rose Bowl? Next year (or in 2012 if next year's football is wiped away), the Bears might have an annual trip to California.
The Bears playing in the Rose Bowl? Be still, my heart. What? Oh. Those Bears.
Quote from: SKO on December 14, 2010, 09:51:33 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 14, 2010, 09:19:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
If Zygi Wilf likes money as much as he seems to, he'll want to play the game in the one place he's guaranteed a sellout and thus a maximum gate - Chicago.
Also, aren't the Packers away at New England next week?
Yes. And they may not have Rodgers. Meanwhile, the Bears will be facing an eliminated Minnesota team that will be starting either
A) Shitty, old, injured Favre
B) Shitty, young, Shitty Tarvaris Jackson
C) Shitty, young, was drafted to play wide receiver Joe Webb
and will most likely be playing a home game away from home. Huey somehow thinks the Bears will still have a division title on the line when they go to Lambeau. Methinks the mick is drunker than ever before.
Richard Nixon was right about those people.
Quote from: Brownie on December 14, 2010, 10:09:52 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 14, 2010, 09:19:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
If Zygi Wilf likes money as much as he seems to, he'll want to play the game in the one place he's guaranteed a sellout and thus a maximum gate - Chicago.
Also, aren't the Packers away at New England next week?
I'm sure the Apex Mafia could roust up a few boys and fill up Lucas Oil Stadium as well, giving Wilf a few more bucks.
They keep saying that they HAVE TO play in Minnesota, that they owe it to the Twin Cities. Wilf might say he's "committed" to keeping a team in the Twin Cities, but just like Red McCombs, he's got his eyes on other locales, specifically Los Angeles. Would the Bears be OK with the game being played at the Coliseum or the Rose Bowl? Next year (or in 2012 if next year's football is wiped away), the Bears might have an annual trip to California.
If there is a less-feared or less-influential mafia than my Indianapolis Syndicate, I'd like to meet them. We could rough them up. And just maybe be able to show our faces in Broad Ripple again.
Looks like it'll probably be at the University of Minnesota stadium:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5916964&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines
QuoteIf the Metrodome cannot be repaired in time, Monday night's Chicago Bears-Minnesota Vikings game will be played at the University of Minnesota's TCF Bank Stadium.
Roy Terwilliger, president of the Metropolitan Sports Facilities Commission, which owns and operates the Metrodome, said the Vikings and the NFL are working on a dual plan for the two sites as crews work on damage assessments. A decision is expected Tuesday night.
"They want to definitely keep it in Minnesota," Terwilliger said Tuesday on "The Waddle & Silvy Show" on ESPN 1000.
Quote from: Eli on December 14, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Looks like it'll probably be at the University of Minnesota stadium:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5916964&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines
QuoteIf the Metrodome cannot be repaired in time, Monday night's Chicago Bears-Minnesota Vikings game will be played at the University of Minnesota's TCF Bank Stadium.
Roy Terwilliger, president of the Metropolitan Sports Facilities Commission, which owns and operates the Metrodome, said the Vikings and the NFL are working on a dual plan for the two sites as crews work on damage assessments. A decision is expected Tuesday night.
"They want to definitely keep it in Minnesota," Terwilliger said Tuesday on "The Waddle & Silvy Show" on ESPN 1000.
I hope that Roy's brother Bob is still in prison.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 01:34:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 14, 2010, 11:33:43 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 14, 2010, 09:18:00 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
St. Louis or New Orleans.
A St. Louis game would be nice.
Because...
Duh! Brett Favre would be able to play in front of the Best Fans in Baseball
TM as a home player, then go over to Shannon's, get loaded and take to Missouri's Highway System while texting Jenn Sterger, Peter King and Zygi Wilf.
Quote from: Brownie on December 14, 2010, 01:37:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 01:34:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 14, 2010, 11:33:43 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 14, 2010, 09:18:00 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
St. Louis or New Orleans.
A St. Louis game would be nice.
Because...
Duh! Brett Favre would be able to play in front of the Best Fans in BaseballTM as a home player, then go over to Shannon's, get loaded and take to Missouri's Highway System while texting Jenn Sterger, Peter King and Zygi Wilf.
Oh. Right on.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 01:34:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 14, 2010, 11:33:43 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 14, 2010, 09:18:00 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2010, 09:16:37 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:55:32 AM
No way they have that roof fixed in time for next week's game.
So Detroit, Indy or St.Louis then?
St. Louis or New Orleans.
A St. Louis game would be nice.
Because...
Because it's 90 minutes from my front door
Quote from: CT III on December 14, 2010, 12:34:55 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 14, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Looks like it'll probably be at the University of Minnesota stadium:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5916964&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines
QuoteIf the Metrodome cannot be repaired in time, Monday night's Chicago Bears-Minnesota Vikings game will be played at the University of Minnesota's TCF Bank Stadium.
Roy Terwilliger, president of the Metropolitan Sports Facilities Commission, which owns and operates the Metrodome, said the Vikings and the NFL are working on a dual plan for the two sites as crews work on damage assessments. A decision is expected Tuesday night.
"They want to definitely keep it in Minnesota," Terwilliger said Tuesday on "The Waddle & Silvy Show" on ESPN 1000.
I hope that Roy's brother Bob is still in prison.
What, and Cecil roaming free?
Quote from: Eli on December 14, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Looks like it'll probably be at the University of Minnesota stadium:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5916964&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines
QuoteIf the Metrodome cannot be repaired in time, Monday night's Chicago Bears-Minnesota Vikings game will be played at the University of Minnesota's TCF Bank Stadium.
Roy Terwilliger, president of the Metropolitan Sports Facilities Commission, which owns and operates the Metrodome, said the Vikings and the NFL are working on a dual plan for the two sites as crews work on damage assessments. A decision is expected Tuesday night.
"They want to definitely keep it in Minnesota," Terwilliger said Tuesday on "The Waddle & Silvy Show" on ESPN 1000.
Not so fast... (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/111872094.html?elr=KArksi8cyaiUz33Dii_9PmP:Qi_17cQiU47cQU17cQ_bDaEP7U)
Quote
Scott Ellison, university associate athletic director in charge of facilities and event management, told Chip on Monday that removing snow from TCF Bank Stadium would take five to six days. Ellison inspected the stadium on Monday and said there are 4- to 5-foot snow drifts on the field, in the stands and in the concourses.
"Looking at what we have over there now, it would take us all this week to get the snow out," Ellison said.
Here's more: (http://www.twincities.com/ci_16851329?IADID=Search-www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com)
QuoteAll that's needed is the go-ahead from the Vikings, which Ellison said must come quickly.
"That would be a process that we would like to start (today), if we knew there was a possibility that there could be a game there," Ellison said. "We don't have any commitment. We haven't been in any discussion about that possibility yet today. We're kind of waiting to hear what's going on."
Roy Terwilliger, chairman of the Metropolitan Sports Facilities Commission, which operates the Metrodome, said discussions have started with the Vikings and the Gophers, but no decision has been made about moving the game. Terwilliger said they are waiting on the timetable for the Metrodome's repairs. He said the timeframe should be determined by 6 p.m. today.
...
Snow removal from the field, concourse and seating areas is the biggest obstacle the U would face.
"We would probably need all week in order to get all of the snow out of the stadium," Ellison said. "It's worse than I thought. But we don't want to start working on it and get stuck with a bill. That's part of the process, too.
"We need to understand what it is they're looking for. They need to understand what we're up against and how we can cover our out-of-pocket expenses to get the process started."
Also, will this game happen somewhere where beer sales is a big question mark?
QuoteFor the game to move to TCF Bank Stadium, other issues beside getting the building cleared and operational would need to be addressed. For instance, the Gophers' home seats 50,805, but the Metrodome seats 64,111. And Ellison said more seats cannot be added. Also, the NFL hashmarks are closer to the middle of the field than those in a college game.
As far as serving alcohol, Ellison said the athletic department would have to get permission from the university's Board of Regents. Alcohol has been banned for sale inside the stadium since it opened in 2009. The concessions aren't equipped with beer taps, but Ellison said they likely would just sell bottles.
DPD, but I'm so gleeful that the Vikings are making some of our local franchises look like they know what they're doing: (http://www.startribune.com/local/111867304.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUac8HEaDiaMDCinchO7DU)
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But Garry Bowman, director of athletic communications at the University of Minnesota, said that as of midday Tuesday the school was still waiting for a request to begin what he said would be the tall order of clearing tons of snow from inside the stadium. "If we're going to do it, we really need to get started yesterday," Bowman said. Given all the snow and other weather-related factors, it would likely take 5-6 days to prepare TCF for an NFL game, he said.
I guess it's too much to hope that they move the game to Chicago.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 04:13:11 PM
I guess it's too much to hope that they move the game to Chicago.
I honestly hope they don't. I don't want to hear the fucking whining that would result if the Bears won. I just want to enjoy my fucking NFC North Division Champions T-shirt in solemn silence. Just for one fucking day. That's all I want.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 04:13:11 PM
I guess it's too much to hope that they move the game to Chicago.
I honestly hope they don't. I don't want to hear the fucking whining that would result if the Bears won. I just want to enjoy my fucking NFC North Division Champions T-shirt in solemn silence. Just for one fucking day. That's all I want.
He's actually going to celebrate it with a day of silence. Just Apex, a dark, soundproof basement, and one solitary t-shirt. Disturb him at your own risk, folks.
Quote from: SKO on December 14, 2010, 07:10:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 04:13:11 PM
I guess it's too much to hope that they move the game to Chicago.
I honestly hope they don't. I don't want to hear the fucking whining that would result if the Bears won. I just want to enjoy my fucking NFC North Division Champions T-shirt in solemn silence. Just for one fucking day. That's all I want.
He's actually going to celebrate it with a day of silence. Just Apex, a dark, soundproof basement, and one solitary t-shirt. Disturb him at your own risk, folks.
It doesn't even have to be official. Doesn't even have to say "Bears" on it.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 04:13:11 PM
I guess it's too much to hope that they move the game to Chicago.
I honestly hope they don't. I don't want to hear the fucking whining that would result if the Bears won. I just want to enjoy my fucking NFC North Division Champions T-shirt in solemn silence. Just for one fucking day. That's all I want.
Good point. Maybe they could play it at Miller Park.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:50:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 04:13:11 PM
I guess it's too much to hope that they move the game to Chicago.
I honestly hope they don't. I don't want to hear the fucking whining that would result if the Bears won. I just want to enjoy my fucking NFC North Division Champions T-shirt in solemn silence. Just for one fucking day. That's all I want.
Good point. Maybe they could play it at Miller Park.
It's been decided. TCF Field it is.
Quote from: Slaky on December 14, 2010, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:50:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 04:13:11 PM
I guess it's too much to hope that they move the game to Chicago.
I honestly hope they don't. I don't want to hear the fucking whining that would result if the Bears won. I just want to enjoy my fucking NFC North Division Champions T-shirt in solemn silence. Just for one fucking day. That's all I want.
Good point. Maybe they could play it at Miller Park.
It's been decided. TCF Field it is.
See you all at the FARGODOME.
Quote from: Slaky on December 14, 2010, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:50:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 04:13:11 PM
I guess it's too much to hope that they move the game to Chicago.
I honestly hope they don't. I don't want to hear the fucking whining that would result if the Bears won. I just want to enjoy my fucking NFC North Division Champions T-shirt in solemn silence. Just for one fucking day. That's all I want.
Good point. Maybe they could play it at Miller Park.
It's been decided. TCF Field it is.
I'm telling you: this will be entertaining. The U of M is about as prepared to host an NFL game as my backyard is. At least I'd be able to serve beer.
If the Vikings need a quarterback to start Monday night I'm sure this guy would love the opportunity:
(http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Todd+Collins+Chicago+Bears+v+Carolina+Panthers+7ja6riHo0RNl.jpg)
Quote from: Brownie on December 14, 2010, 09:29:15 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 14, 2010, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:50:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 04:13:11 PM
I guess it's too much to hope that they move the game to Chicago.
I honestly hope they don't. I don't want to hear the fucking whining that would result if the Bears won. I just want to enjoy my fucking NFC North Division Champions T-shirt in solemn silence. Just for one fucking day. That's all I want.
Good point. Maybe they could play it at Miller Park.
It's been decided. TCF Field it is.
I'm telling you: this will be entertaining. The U of M is about as prepared to host an NFL game as my backyard is. At least I'd be able to serve beer.
Can we just have a consensus now that The Bears won't deserve to win and be done with it?
Quote from: Oleg on December 14, 2010, 10:40:53 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 14, 2010, 09:29:15 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 14, 2010, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:50:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 04:13:11 PM
I guess it's too much to hope that they move the game to Chicago.
I honestly hope they don't. I don't want to hear the fucking whining that would result if the Bears won. I just want to enjoy my fucking NFC North Division Champions T-shirt in solemn silence. Just for one fucking day. That's all I want.
Good point. Maybe they could play it at Miller Park.
It's been decided. TCF Field it is.
I'm telling you: this will be entertaining. The U of M is about as prepared to host an NFL game as my backyard is. At least I'd be able to serve beer.
Can we just have a consensus now that The Bears won't deserve to win and be done with it?
I'm kind of confused about who gets the deserved win between the Packers and Lions this week. I mean, the Packers totally would of won had Rodgers not gotten concussed in the age of some geigh new rule about guys with concussions getting babied like a common Cutler. But Detroit fought hard for that win with its third stringer in there. I say we call it a draw and let both teams duke it out in the first round of the Deserved Playoffs. Those start in March.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 10:54:30 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 14, 2010, 10:40:53 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 14, 2010, 09:29:15 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 14, 2010, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:50:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 04:13:11 PM
I guess it's too much to hope that they move the game to Chicago.
I honestly hope they don't. I don't want to hear the fucking whining that would result if the Bears won. I just want to enjoy my fucking NFC North Division Champions T-shirt in solemn silence. Just for one fucking day. That's all I want.
Good point. Maybe they could play it at Miller Park.
It's been decided. TCF Field it is.
I'm telling you: this will be entertaining. The U of M is about as prepared to host an NFL game as my backyard is. At least I'd be able to serve beer.
Can we just have a consensus now that The Bears won't deserve to win and be done with it?
I'm kind of confused about who gets the deserved win between the Packers and Lions this week. I mean, the Packers totally would of won had Rodgers not gotten concussed in the age of some geigh new rule about guys with concussions getting babied like a common Cutler. But Detroit fought hard for that win with its third stringer in there. I say we call it a draw and let both teams duke it out in the first round of the Deserved Playoffs. Those start in March.
Who's the favorite in the AFC's Deserved Playoffs? Denver? New York? San Diego? Buffalo? Indianapolis?
In fairness to at least the media in Minneapolis, it sounds like the only thing anyone up there thinks the Vikings deserve is to freeze to death on the TCF Bank Stadium Sidelines.
This game should be another Dongpocalyptic event for the Vikings, seeing that they truly are behind the 8-ball with snow removal (can't use plows most places at the stadium); seat assignments; extra seating; an unheated field (I think every field is heated in the NFL so it doesn't freeze); concession stands and restrooms that might not survive the cold thus flooding concourses; no beer at the stadium unless the university, the state and the city can act quickly to allow for it as they would need a waiver on a state law banning alcohol inside, a waiver on university policy and a city liquor license; and finally a shitty, shitty team with nothing to play for starting Daunte Culpepper, or Patrick Ramsey or Brett Favre or Tommy Kramer or Wade Wilson or whoever.
Apex wanted murders at Bears games. This might be where he gets his wish. The Minnesota Vikings franchise could very well be murdered after this Dongpocalypse. L.A., here they come!
And the beauty of it is, we can track the whole Dongpocalypse right here. Nice work, Slaky!
Quote from: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 09:18:05 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 10:54:30 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 14, 2010, 10:40:53 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 14, 2010, 09:29:15 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 14, 2010, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 08:50:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 14, 2010, 07:07:50 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 14, 2010, 04:13:11 PM
I guess it's too much to hope that they move the game to Chicago.
I honestly hope they don't. I don't want to hear the fucking whining that would result if the Bears won. I just want to enjoy my fucking NFC North Division Champions T-shirt in solemn silence. Just for one fucking day. That's all I want.
Good point. Maybe they could play it at Miller Park.
It's been decided. TCF Field it is.
I'm telling you: this will be entertaining. The U of M is about as prepared to host an NFL game as my backyard is. At least I'd be able to serve beer.
Can we just have a consensus now that The Bears won't deserve to win and be done with it?
I'm kind of confused about who gets the deserved win between the Packers and Lions this week. I mean, the Packers totally would of won had Rodgers not gotten concussed in the age of some geigh new rule about guys with concussions getting babied like a common Cutler. But Detroit fought hard for that win with its third stringer in there. I say we call it a draw and let both teams duke it out in the first round of the Deserved Playoffs. Those start in March.
Who's the favorite in the AFC's Deserved Playoffs? Denver? New York? San Diego? Buffalo? Indianapolis?
In fairness to at least the media in Minneapolis, it sounds like the only thing anyone up there thinks the Vikings deserve is to freeze to death on the TCF Bank Stadium Sidelines.
This game should be another Dongpocalyptic event for the Vikings, seeing that they truly are behind the 8-ball with snow removal (can't use plows most places at the stadium); seat assignments; extra seating; an unheated field (I think every field is heated in the NFL so it doesn't freeze); concession stands and restrooms that might not survive the cold thus flooding concourses; no beer at the stadium unless the university, the state and the city can act quickly to allow for it as they would need a waiver on a state law banning alcohol inside, a waiver on university policy and a city liquor license; and finally a shitty, shitty team with nothing to play for starting Daunte Culpepper, or Patrick Ramsey or Brett Favre or Tommy Kramer or Wade Wilson or whoever.
Apex wanted murders at Bears games. This might be where he gets his wish. The Minnesota Vikings franchise could very well be murdered after this Dongpocalypse. L.A., here they come!
And the beauty of it is, we can track the whole Dongpocalypse right here. Nice work, Slaky!
Great post.
Indy gets homefield throughout the AFC's Deserved Playoffs due to all the injuries on offense. Peyton can't do it all himself like we all thought it turns out. And when the line doesn't protect him while he throws to white guys who aren't where they're supposed to be, he might actually get intercepted. Who knew? Anyways, no fair.
This thread was probably one of my greatest creations.
Hey, want to shovel a lot of snow that is on something that is not your driveway for several hours in frigid conditions as even more snow falls on your city and not get paid for it? I have just the place for you! (http://www.startribune.com/local/111925474.html?elr=KArks:DCiUHc3E7_V_nDaycUiacyKUzyaP37D_ncyD_2yckUr)
Note: 6 more inches of snow are expected to fall in the Twin Cities tonight. Dongpocalypse rages on.
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:37:59 AM
This thread was probably one of my greatest creations.
I sat back and read some of it from the start Monday night. It starts innocently enough: Childress and Favre aren't the bosom buddies we all assumed they were. Then, the Bears game, which nearly ended the Viking Apocalypse as Robbie Gould missed the field goal at the end of regulation. But Hunter Hillenmeyer then stripped the ball from Adrian Peterson and the Apocalypse was on again:
(http://image54.webshots.com/54/8/48/0/474084800fWviqf_fs.jpg)
It was then simply a little bump in the road for the TEAM OF DESTINY as it romped on the the Super Bowl where Brett Favre would show Peyton Manning that old gunslingers from the Mississippi side of the Gulf Coast have more fun and play better ball. But then the apocalypse raged on when the New Orleans Katrinas would right the wrongs inflicted on them by Ray Nagin, George W. Bush and the 2006 Bears by punishing the hell out of Brett Favruhuh. The gunslinger raged on though and he and Childress overcame all odds to be tied and driving to a certain Ryan Longwell kick when Favruh-uh made a living legend out of Indiana alum Tracy Porter. We had a discussion about whether Garret Hartley's kick was splooge-worthy and a brief huzzah! to IAN's Saints. Strangely, Fork made some Dong jokes, but at that time the most famous dong on the Vikings belonged to a man named Visanthe.
But then it went dormant for awhile, only to see more activity during the spring of "Will he or Won't he" Favre drama. Then we found out he was retired. Then unretired. Then Jenn Sterger happened. And if you didn't think it could get any worse, it did.
Season over early
Coach canned early
Viking defense porous
Percy Harvin and Sidney Rice unhealthy
Bernard Berrian bust-tastic
Adrian Peterson sadly irrelevant
We all thought that we were witnessing the full-blown Apocalyptic Dongpocalypse, but those were just the mere signs of the coming Dongpocalypse. These next three weeks and then the lead up to the inevitable move to L.A. should be pretty special. The bad news is that the pressure will be on Kermit's beloved Twins and Mike D. and Andy's beloved Jerry Kill to lift the state of Minnesota up from the depression brought on by the I-35W bridge collapse.
Quote from: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 15, 2010, 10:37:59 AM
This thread was probably one of my greatest creations.
I sat back and read some of it from the start Monday night. It starts innocently enough: Childress and Favre aren't the bosom buddies we all assumed they were. Then, the Bears game, which nearly ended the Viking Apocalypse as Robbie Gould missed the field goal at the end of regulation. But Hunter Hillenmeyer then stripped the ball from Adrian Peterson and the Apocalypse was on again:
(http://image54.webshots.com/54/8/48/0/474084800fWviqf_fs.jpg)
It was then simply a little bump in the road for the TEAM OF DESTINY as it romped on the the Super Bowl where Brett Favre would show Peyton Manning that old gunslingers from the Mississippi side of the Gulf Coast have more fun and play better ball. But then the apocalypse raged on when the New Orleans Katrinas would right the wrongs inflicted on them by Ray Nagin, George W. Bush and the 2006 Bears by punishing the hell out of Brett Favruhuh. The gunslinger raged on though and he and Childress overcame all odds to be tied and driving to a certain Ryan Longwell kick when Favruh-uh made a living legend out of Indiana alum Tracy Porter. We had a discussion about whether Garret Hartley's kick was splooge-worthy and a brief huzzah! to IAN's Saints. Strangely, Fork made some Dong jokes, but at that time the most famous dong on the Vikings belonged to a man named Visanthe.
But then it went dormant for awhile, only to see more activity during the spring of "Will he or Won't he" Favre drama. Then we found out he was retired. Then unretired. Then Jenn Sterger happened. And if you didn't think it could get any worse, it did.
Season over early
Coach canned early
Viking defense porous
Percy Harvin and Sidney Rice unhealthy
Bernard Berrian bust-tastic
Adrian Peterson sadly irrelevant
We all that we were witnessing the full-blown Apocalyptic Dongpocalypse, but those were just the mere signs of the coming Dongpocalypse. These next three weeks and then the lead up to the inevitable move to L.A. should be pretty special. The bad news is that the pressure will be on Kermit's beloved Twins and Mike D. and Andy's beloved Jerry Kill to lift the state of Minnesota up from the depression brought on by the I-35W bridge collapse.
LSA!
Jim Irsay has the Mayflower Trucks running, should Zygi need any help. (http://twitter.com/JimIrsay/status/15074523686641664)
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/261/177/colts-moving_display_image.jpg?1276719437)
Quote from: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 10:40:52 AM
Hey, want to shovel a lot of snow that is on something that is not your driveway for several hours in frigid conditions as even more snow falls on your city and not get paid for it? I have just the place for you! (http://www.startribune.com/local/111925474.html?elr=KArks:DCiUHc3E7_V_nDaycUiacyKUzyaP37D_ncyD_2yckUr)
Note: 6 more inches of snow are expected to fall in the Twin Cities tonight. Dongpocalypse rages on.
My brother lives up there and he summed up the general local consensus on this quite nicely. "I pay somebody to shovel my driveway. Why the fuck would I shovel their stadium for free?"
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 15, 2010, 12:54:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 10:40:52 AM
Hey, want to shovel a lot of snow that is on something that is not your driveway for several hours in frigid conditions as even more snow falls on your city and not get paid for it? I have just the place for you! (http://www.startribune.com/local/111925474.html?elr=KArks:DCiUHc3E7_V_nDaycUiacyKUzyaP37D_ncyD_2yckUr)
Note: 6 more inches of snow are expected to fall in the Twin Cities tonight. Dongpocalypse rages on.
My brother lives up there and he summed up the general local consensus on this quite nicely. "I pay somebody to shovel my driveway. Why the fuck would I shovel their stadium for free?"
I'm picturing Jerry Lundegaard attacking his frozen windshield with an ice scraper and laughing.
Which reminds me... The Vikings will also be issuing a call for volunteers come January...
(http://i.imgur.com/AwS9T.jpg)
Quote from: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 11:49:57 AM
Jim Irsay has the Mayflower Trucks running, should Zygi need any help. (http://twitter.com/JimIrsay/status/15074523686641664)
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/261/177/colts-moving_display_image.jpg?1276719437)
Is it too late for Internet Apex to arrange for a Desipio cheering section at Lucas Oil Stadium next Monday?
Even the Vikings are loudly hedging their bets. (http://www.vikings.com/news/article-1/Update-Regarding-Mondays-Game-vs-Chicago/35992c6a-e61b-4c67-bb4d-18f2de70cac1)
QuoteAt this time, NFL officials are touring TCF Bank Stadium to ensure its safety for our fans and its ability to meet the primary technical requirements for an NFL game. Ultimately the decision to re-locate a game is the league's in consultation with the two teams. The NFL supports the plan to play Monday night's game at TCF Bank Stadium but is currently ensuring viability of this plan.
At the same time, the Vikings and the University of Minnesota are diligently working through all of the issues associated with moving a game such as tickets, parking, and operations. The organization is working to accommodate our fans' questions, and we will continue to inform them on this fluid situation as soon as more information is available.
Quote from: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 01:54:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 15, 2010, 11:49:57 AM
Jim Irsay has the Mayflower Trucks running, should Zygi need any help. (http://twitter.com/JimIrsay/status/15074523686641664)
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/261/177/colts-moving_display_image.jpg?1276719437)
Is it too late for Internet Apex to arrange for a Desipio cheering section at Lucas Oil Stadium next Monday?
Even the Vikings are loudly hedging their bets. (http://www.vikings.com/news/article-1/Update-Regarding-Mondays-Game-vs-Chicago/35992c6a-e61b-4c67-bb4d-18f2de70cac1)
QuoteAt this time, NFL officials are touring TCF Bank Stadium to ensure its safety for our fans and its ability to meet the primary technical requirements for an NFL game. Ultimately the decision to re-locate a game is the league's in consultation with the two teams. The NFL supports the plan to play Monday night's game at TCF Bank Stadium but is currently ensuring viability of this plan.
At the same time, the Vikings and the University of Minnesota are diligently working through all of the issues associated with moving a game such as tickets, parking, and operations. The organization is working to accommodate our fans' questions, and we will continue to inform them on this fluid situation as soon as more information is available.
If this game is moved to Indy, let's start a thread and see what we can drum up.
I don't know what the fuss is. I think the field looks fine right now.
(http://www.bringmethenews.com/wp-content/uploads/tcf1.jpg)
(http://www.bringmethenews.com/wp-content/uploads/tcf2.jpg)
(http://www.bringmethenews.com/wp-content/uploads/tcf3.jpg)
Don't those iditos know that snow melts?
Quote from: Oleg on December 15, 2010, 03:10:01 PM
Don't those iditos know that snow melts?
They should totally set teh place on fyre.
So it was ok to give the Giants an extra home game when Katrina hit but it's not ok to give the Bears an extra home game in this situation?
Seems like that would be the easiest thing to do.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 15, 2010, 04:54:44 PM
So it was ok to give the Giants an extra home game when Katrina hit but it's not ok to give the Bears an extra home game in this situation?
Seems like that would be the easiest thing to do.
Well, not the
easiest, but easy enough.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 15, 2010, 04:54:44 PM
So it was ok to give the Giants an extra home game when Katrina hit but it's not ok to give the Bears an extra home game in this situation?
Seems like that would be the easiest thing to do.
White Katrina II?
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 16, 2010, 07:50:51 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 15, 2010, 04:54:44 PM
So it was ok to give the Giants an extra home game when Katrina hit but it's not ok to give the Bears an extra home game in this situation?
Seems like that would be the easiest thing to do.
White Katrina II?
Roger Goodell doesn't care about Grabowskis?
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 15, 2010, 04:54:44 PM
So it was ok to give the Giants an extra home game when Katrina hit but it's not ok to give the Bears an extra home game in this situation?
Seems like that would be the easiest thing to do.
HEY! They wore their road unis that week.
I hope we wear the right cleats this week. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5923609)
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
I hope we wear the right cleats this week. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5923609)
You watch football in cleats?
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2010, 08:59:57 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
I hope we wear the right cleats this week. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5923609)
You watch football in cleats?
It's easier for him and Slezak to walk over to the snack table in her natural grass basement.
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
I hope we wear the right cleats this week. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5923609)
Is this where Fork pours salt on a still open wound on CBStew? (http://members.cox.net/~kbrews/nflwx/lga19341209.html)
Quote from: R-V on December 16, 2010, 09:07:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2010, 08:59:57 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
I hope we wear the right cleats this week. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5923609)
You watch football in cleats?
It's easier for him and Slezak to walk over to the snack table in her natural grass basement.
We watch the games in bed. Between commercials of Say Yes to the Dress.
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 09:47:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 16, 2010, 09:07:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2010, 08:59:57 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
I hope we wear the right cleats this week. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5923609)
You watch football in cleats?
It's easier for him and Slezak to walk over to the snack table in her natural grass basement.
We watch the games in bed. Between commercials of Say Yes to the Dress.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 16, 2010, 10:02:41 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 09:47:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 16, 2010, 09:07:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2010, 08:59:57 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
I hope we wear the right cleats this week. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5923609)
You watch football in cleats?
It's easier for him and Slezak to walk over to the snack table in her natural grass basement.
We watch the games in bed. Between commercials of Say Yes to the Dress.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
You've obviously never whacked off to Say Yes to the Dress.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 16, 2010, 10:02:41 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 09:47:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 16, 2010, 09:07:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2010, 08:59:57 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
I hope we wear the right cleats this week. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5923609)
You watch football in cleats?
It's easier for him and Slezak to walk over to the snack table in her natural grass basement.
We watch the games in bed. Between commercials of Say Yes to the Dress.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Guess what? You'll end up watching it too, when your fictional fiancee gets in the home stretch.
Quote from: Slaky on December 16, 2010, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 16, 2010, 10:02:41 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 09:47:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 16, 2010, 09:07:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2010, 08:59:57 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
I hope we wear the right cleats this week. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5923609)
You watch football in cleats?
It's easier for him and Slezak to walk over to the snack table in her natural grass basement.
We watch the games in bed. Between commercials of Say Yes to the Dress.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
You've obviously never whacked off to Say Yes to the Dress.
Well I know what I'm doing tonight
Quote from: Yeti on December 16, 2010, 10:10:53 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 16, 2010, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 16, 2010, 10:02:41 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 09:47:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 16, 2010, 09:07:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2010, 08:59:57 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
I hope we wear the right cleats this week. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5923609)
You watch football in cleats?
It's easier for him and Slezak to walk over to the snack table in her natural grass basement.
We watch the games in bed. Between commercials of Say Yes to the Dress.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
You've obviously never whacked off to Say Yes to the Dress.
Well I know what I'm doing tonight
Whacking off to Toddlers and Tiaras?
Quote from: Bort on December 16, 2010, 10:11:56 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 16, 2010, 10:10:53 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 16, 2010, 10:04:18 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 16, 2010, 10:02:41 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 09:47:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 16, 2010, 09:07:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2010, 08:59:57 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
I hope we wear the right cleats this week. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5923609)
You watch football in cleats?
It's easier for him and Slezak to walk over to the snack table in her natural grass basement.
We watch the games in bed. Between commercials of Say Yes to the Dress.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
You've obviously never whacked off to Say Yes to the Dress.
Well I know what I'm doing tonight
Whacking off to Toddlers and Tiaras?
Wrong wrong true wrong wrong wrong wrong
Quote from: R-V on December 16, 2010, 09:07:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2010, 08:59:57 AM
Quote from: BH on December 16, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
I hope we wear the right cleats this week. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5923609)
You watch football in cleats?
It's easier for him and Slezak to walk over to the snack table in her natural grass basement.
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Now the Vikings are concerned that playing at TCF Bank Stadium will be Dongpocalyptic.[.url]
They're right. Every last one of them. Frozen Field Turf is worse than frozen grass, too, but I'd go so far to say that the Bears should insist on inspecting the field and if it's not to their liking insisting on another venue. Hell, the Bears should even threaten to forfeit, if necessary. Same with the union.
Here are the Vikings:
(http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/111969049.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)
Quote"I just hope it's a safe environment to play in," tight end Visanthe Shiancoe said. "That it's not going to be hazardous to the players when it comes to field conditions."
"Is that really a home-field advantage for us? That's the question," Shiancoe said. "But at the same time, we have to go out there and play, and we'll play hard."
Linebacker Ben Leber, one of the Vikings' assistant player representatives, said he has not been asked about the choice of venue.
"They haven't consulted us, and to my understanding they haven't consulted anybody," Leber said. "I talked to a few guys, and nobody has been asked what our opinion is. ... I think much like everything else we're just kind of told where and when to be and just roll with it."
Said Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell: "When it comes to a circumstance like this, you certainly would like to have some input. I don't know if we have a choice."
"It can be a potentially dangerous situation, but because historically in the past games have been played on frozen fields ... and there is probably not enough evidence to say, 'There's a 60 percent chance of a player getting hurt or whatever,'" Leber said. "This machine has been going too long and too hard for anything to throw a wrench in it during the week of the game. It's a valid question, but I don't think anything could be done."
"There's a reason that cold weather fields around the league have coils under them," Longwell said. "That's so you can be able to put your cleat in the ground. To have a FieldTurf field that's been sitting under snow for a couple of months with no coils, it's kind of one of those things where it's uncharted territory.
"You don't know if you're going to be able to wear cleats, you don't know if you're going to have to wear more like a running shoe with rubber on the bottom. I don't know if we have much choice in the issue, but it certainly does not sound like an ideal scenario footingwise without the coils and with a field that has not been protected for the last couple of months."
BONUS, specifically with Slaky in mind: Be sure to read the comments. It's good to know the meatballs even exist up in Min-nee-sow-tah and among Scandanavians.
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 10:52:22 AM
Now the Vikings are concerned that playing at TCF Bank Stadium will be Dongpocalyptic.[.url]
They're right. Every last one of them. Frozen Field Turf is worse than frozen grass, too, but I'd go so far to say that the Bears should insist on inspecting the field and if it's not to their liking insisting on another venue. Hell, the Bears should even threaten to forfeit, if necessary. Same with the union.
Here are the Vikings:
(http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/111969049.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)Quote"I just hope it's a safe environment to play in," tight end Visanthe Shiancoe said. "That it's not going to be hazardous to the players when it comes to field conditions."
"Is that really a home-field advantage for us? That's the question," Shiancoe said. "But at the same time, we have to go out there and play, and we'll play hard."
Linebacker Ben Leber, one of the Vikings' assistant player representatives, said he has not been asked about the choice of venue.
"They haven't consulted us, and to my understanding they haven't consulted anybody," Leber said. "I talked to a few guys, and nobody has been asked what our opinion is. ... I think much like everything else we're just kind of told where and when to be and just roll with it."
Said Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell: "When it comes to a circumstance like this, you certainly would like to have some input. I don't know if we have a choice."
"It can be a potentially dangerous situation, but because historically in the past games have been played on frozen fields ... and there is probably not enough evidence to say, 'There's a 60 percent chance of a player getting hurt or whatever,'" Leber said. "This machine has been going too long and too hard for anything to throw a wrench in it during the week of the game. It's a valid question, but I don't think anything could be done."
"There's a reason that cold weather fields around the league have coils under them," Longwell said. "That's so you can be able to put your cleat in the ground. To have a FieldTurf field that's been sitting under snow for a couple of months with no coils, it's kind of one of those things where it's uncharted territory.
"You don't know if you're going to be able to wear cleats, you don't know if you're going to have to wear more like a running shoe with rubber on the bottom. I don't know if we have much choice in the issue, but it certainly does not sound like an ideal scenario footingwise without the coils and with a field that has not been protected for the last couple of months."
BONUS, specifically with Slaky in mind: Be sure to read the comments. It's good to know the meatballs even exist up in Min-nee-sow-tah and among Scandanavians.
So that makes them Swedish Meatballs?
Quote from: Indolent Reader on December 16, 2010, 11:02:14 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 10:52:22 AM
Now the Vikings are concerned that playing at TCF Bank Stadium will be Dongpocalyptic.[.url]
They're right. Every last one of them. Frozen Field Turf is worse than frozen grass, too, but I'd go so far to say that the Bears should insist on inspecting the field and if it's not to their liking insisting on another venue. Hell, the Bears should even threaten to forfeit, if necessary. Same with the union.
Here are the Vikings:
(http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/111969049.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)Quote"I just hope it's a safe environment to play in," tight end Visanthe Shiancoe said. "That it's not going to be hazardous to the players when it comes to field conditions."
"Is that really a home-field advantage for us? That's the question," Shiancoe said. "But at the same time, we have to go out there and play, and we'll play hard."
Linebacker Ben Leber, one of the Vikings' assistant player representatives, said he has not been asked about the choice of venue.
"They haven't consulted us, and to my understanding they haven't consulted anybody," Leber said. "I talked to a few guys, and nobody has been asked what our opinion is. ... I think much like everything else we're just kind of told where and when to be and just roll with it."
Said Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell: "When it comes to a circumstance like this, you certainly would like to have some input. I don't know if we have a choice."
"It can be a potentially dangerous situation, but because historically in the past games have been played on frozen fields ... and there is probably not enough evidence to say, 'There's a 60 percent chance of a player getting hurt or whatever,'" Leber said. "This machine has been going too long and too hard for anything to throw a wrench in it during the week of the game. It's a valid question, but I don't think anything could be done."
"There's a reason that cold weather fields around the league have coils under them," Longwell said. "That's so you can be able to put your cleat in the ground. To have a FieldTurf field that's been sitting under snow for a couple of months with no coils, it's kind of one of those things where it's uncharted territory.
"You don't know if you're going to be able to wear cleats, you don't know if you're going to have to wear more like a running shoe with rubber on the bottom. I don't know if we have much choice in the issue, but it certainly does not sound like an ideal scenario footingwise without the coils and with a field that has not been protected for the last couple of months."
BONUS, specifically with Slaky in mind: Be sure to read the comments. It's good to know the meatballs even exist up in Min-nee-sow-tah and among Scandanavians.
So that makes them Swedish Meatballs?
Yes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo)
And now the Bears are looking to file a formal protest. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/112001369.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 11:04:18 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on December 16, 2010, 11:02:14 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 10:52:22 AM
Now the Vikings are concerned that playing at TCF Bank Stadium will be Dongpocalyptic.[.url]
They're right. Every last one of them. Frozen Field Turf is worse than frozen grass, too, but I'd go so far to say that the Bears should insist on inspecting the field and if it's not to their liking insisting on another venue. Hell, the Bears should even threaten to forfeit, if necessary. Same with the union.
Here are the Vikings:
(http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/111969049.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)Quote"I just hope it's a safe environment to play in," tight end Visanthe Shiancoe said. "That it's not going to be hazardous to the players when it comes to field conditions."
"Is that really a home-field advantage for us? That's the question," Shiancoe said. "But at the same time, we have to go out there and play, and we'll play hard."
Linebacker Ben Leber, one of the Vikings' assistant player representatives, said he has not been asked about the choice of venue.
"They haven't consulted us, and to my understanding they haven't consulted anybody," Leber said. "I talked to a few guys, and nobody has been asked what our opinion is. ... I think much like everything else we're just kind of told where and when to be and just roll with it."
Said Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell: "When it comes to a circumstance like this, you certainly would like to have some input. I don't know if we have a choice."
"It can be a potentially dangerous situation, but because historically in the past games have been played on frozen fields ... and there is probably not enough evidence to say, 'There's a 60 percent chance of a player getting hurt or whatever,'" Leber said. "This machine has been going too long and too hard for anything to throw a wrench in it during the week of the game. It's a valid question, but I don't think anything could be done."
"There's a reason that cold weather fields around the league have coils under them," Longwell said. "That's so you can be able to put your cleat in the ground. To have a FieldTurf field that's been sitting under snow for a couple of months with no coils, it's kind of one of those things where it's uncharted territory.
"You don't know if you're going to be able to wear cleats, you don't know if you're going to have to wear more like a running shoe with rubber on the bottom. I don't know if we have much choice in the issue, but it certainly does not sound like an ideal scenario footingwise without the coils and with a field that has not been protected for the last couple of months."
BONUS, specifically with Slaky in mind: Be sure to read the comments. It's good to know the meatballs even exist up in Min-nee-sow-tah and among Scandanavians.
So that makes them Swedish Meatballs?
Yes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo)
And now the Bears are looking to file a formal protest. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/112001369.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)
QuoteWhile we're told there is very little chance of Favre ever throwing another NFL pass, Tarvaris Jackson will go on injured reserive because of turf toe.
I don't what the bigger disaster is for the Vikings, their craphole of a stadium collapsing or their shitty QB situation.
Quote from: Waco Kid on December 16, 2010, 11:10:58 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 11:04:18 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on December 16, 2010, 11:02:14 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 10:52:22 AM
Now the Vikings are concerned that playing at TCF Bank Stadium will be Dongpocalyptic.[.url]
They're right. Every last one of them. Frozen Field Turf is worse than frozen grass, too, but I'd go so far to say that the Bears should insist on inspecting the field and if it's not to their liking insisting on another venue. Hell, the Bears should even threaten to forfeit, if necessary. Same with the union.
Here are the Vikings:
(http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/111969049.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)Quote"I just hope it's a safe environment to play in," tight end Visanthe Shiancoe said. "That it's not going to be hazardous to the players when it comes to field conditions."
"Is that really a home-field advantage for us? That's the question," Shiancoe said. "But at the same time, we have to go out there and play, and we'll play hard."
Linebacker Ben Leber, one of the Vikings' assistant player representatives, said he has not been asked about the choice of venue.
"They haven't consulted us, and to my understanding they haven't consulted anybody," Leber said. "I talked to a few guys, and nobody has been asked what our opinion is. ... I think much like everything else we're just kind of told where and when to be and just roll with it."
Said Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell: "When it comes to a circumstance like this, you certainly would like to have some input. I don't know if we have a choice."
"It can be a potentially dangerous situation, but because historically in the past games have been played on frozen fields ... and there is probably not enough evidence to say, 'There's a 60 percent chance of a player getting hurt or whatever,'" Leber said. "This machine has been going too long and too hard for anything to throw a wrench in it during the week of the game. It's a valid question, but I don't think anything could be done."
"There's a reason that cold weather fields around the league have coils under them," Longwell said. "That's so you can be able to put your cleat in the ground. To have a FieldTurf field that's been sitting under snow for a couple of months with no coils, it's kind of one of those things where it's uncharted territory.
"You don't know if you're going to be able to wear cleats, you don't know if you're going to have to wear more like a running shoe with rubber on the bottom. I don't know if we have much choice in the issue, but it certainly does not sound like an ideal scenario footingwise without the coils and with a field that has not been protected for the last couple of months."
BONUS, specifically with Slaky in mind: Be sure to read the comments. It's good to know the meatballs even exist up in Min-nee-sow-tah and among Scandanavians.
So that makes them Swedish Meatballs?
Yes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo)
And now the Bears are looking to file a formal protest. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/112001369.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)
QuoteWhile we're told there is very little chance of Favre ever throwing another NFL pass, Tarvaris Jackson will go on injured reserive because of turf toe.
I don't what the bigger disaster is for the Vikings, their craphole of a stadium collapsing or their shitty QB situation.
I'm sure Fran Tarkenton, Tommy Kramer and maybe even Randall Cunningham and Jeff George will be on hand for the 50th anniversary. Suit them up! Old times sake. Vikings FOOTBALLL! SKOL! /horn sound
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 11:14:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on December 16, 2010, 11:10:58 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 11:04:18 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on December 16, 2010, 11:02:14 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 10:52:22 AM
Now the Vikings are concerned that playing at TCF Bank Stadium will be Dongpocalyptic.[.url]
They're right. Every last one of them. Frozen Field Turf is worse than frozen grass, too, but I'd go so far to say that the Bears should insist on inspecting the field and if it's not to their liking insisting on another venue. Hell, the Bears should even threaten to forfeit, if necessary. Same with the union.
Here are the Vikings:
(http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/111969049.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)Quote"I just hope it's a safe environment to play in," tight end Visanthe Shiancoe said. "That it's not going to be hazardous to the players when it comes to field conditions."
"Is that really a home-field advantage for us? That's the question," Shiancoe said. "But at the same time, we have to go out there and play, and we'll play hard."
Linebacker Ben Leber, one of the Vikings' assistant player representatives, said he has not been asked about the choice of venue.
"They haven't consulted us, and to my understanding they haven't consulted anybody," Leber said. "I talked to a few guys, and nobody has been asked what our opinion is. ... I think much like everything else we're just kind of told where and when to be and just roll with it."
Said Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell: "When it comes to a circumstance like this, you certainly would like to have some input. I don't know if we have a choice."
"It can be a potentially dangerous situation, but because historically in the past games have been played on frozen fields ... and there is probably not enough evidence to say, 'There's a 60 percent chance of a player getting hurt or whatever,'" Leber said. "This machine has been going too long and too hard for anything to throw a wrench in it during the week of the game. It's a valid question, but I don't think anything could be done."
"There's a reason that cold weather fields around the league have coils under them," Longwell said. "That's so you can be able to put your cleat in the ground. To have a FieldTurf field that's been sitting under snow for a couple of months with no coils, it's kind of one of those things where it's uncharted territory.
"You don't know if you're going to be able to wear cleats, you don't know if you're going to have to wear more like a running shoe with rubber on the bottom. I don't know if we have much choice in the issue, but it certainly does not sound like an ideal scenario footingwise without the coils and with a field that has not been protected for the last couple of months."
BONUS, specifically with Slaky in mind: Be sure to read the comments. It's good to know the meatballs even exist up in Min-nee-sow-tah and among Scandanavians.
So that makes them Swedish Meatballs?
Yes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo)
And now the Bears are looking to file a formal protest. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/112001369.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)
QuoteWhile we're told there is very little chance of Favre ever throwing another NFL pass, Tarvaris Jackson will go on injured reserive because of turf toe.
I don't what the bigger disaster is for the Vikings, their craphole of a stadium collapsing or their shitty QB situation.
I'm sure Fran Tarkenton, Tommy Kramer and maybe even Randall Cunningham and Jeff George will be on hand for the 50th anniversary. Suit them up! Old times sake. Vikings FOOTBALLL! SKOL! /horn sound
(Awaits Stew's mention of Joe Kapp)
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 11:04:18 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on December 16, 2010, 11:02:14 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 10:52:22 AM
Now the Vikings are concerned that playing at TCF Bank Stadium will be Dongpocalyptic.[.url]
They're right. Every last one of them. Frozen Field Turf is worse than frozen grass, too, but I'd go so far to say that the Bears should insist on inspecting the field and if it's not to their liking insisting on another venue. Hell, the Bears should even threaten to forfeit, if necessary. Same with the union.
Here are the Vikings:
(http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/111969049.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)Quote"I just hope it's a safe environment to play in," tight end Visanthe Shiancoe said. "That it's not going to be hazardous to the players when it comes to field conditions."
"Is that really a home-field advantage for us? That's the question," Shiancoe said. "But at the same time, we have to go out there and play, and we'll play hard."
Linebacker Ben Leber, one of the Vikings' assistant player representatives, said he has not been asked about the choice of venue.
"They haven't consulted us, and to my understanding they haven't consulted anybody," Leber said. "I talked to a few guys, and nobody has been asked what our opinion is. ... I think much like everything else we're just kind of told where and when to be and just roll with it."
Said Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell: "When it comes to a circumstance like this, you certainly would like to have some input. I don't know if we have a choice."
"It can be a potentially dangerous situation, but because historically in the past games have been played on frozen fields ... and there is probably not enough evidence to say, 'There's a 60 percent chance of a player getting hurt or whatever,'" Leber said. "This machine has been going too long and too hard for anything to throw a wrench in it during the week of the game. It's a valid question, but I don't think anything could be done."
"There's a reason that cold weather fields around the league have coils under them," Longwell said. "That's so you can be able to put your cleat in the ground. To have a FieldTurf field that's been sitting under snow for a couple of months with no coils, it's kind of one of those things where it's uncharted territory.
"You don't know if you're going to be able to wear cleats, you don't know if you're going to have to wear more like a running shoe with rubber on the bottom. I don't know if we have much choice in the issue, but it certainly does not sound like an ideal scenario footingwise without the coils and with a field that has not been protected for the last couple of months."
BONUS, specifically with Slaky in mind: Be sure to read the comments. It's good to know the meatballs even exist up in Min-nee-sow-tah and among Scandanavians.
So that makes them Swedish Meatballs?
Yes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo)
And now the Bears are looking to file a formal protest. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/112001369.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)
They should protest the shit out of that. They actually have something to play for. Who gives a shit if the entire Vikings roster ends up on IR and they start Mike Hohensee for the last three games. If Cutler or Urlacher or Peppers gets hurt on that I will seek to destroy the entire state of Minnesota with my bare hands.
Quote from: Fork on December 16, 2010, 11:27:24 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 11:14:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on December 16, 2010, 11:10:58 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 11:04:18 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on December 16, 2010, 11:02:14 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 10:52:22 AM
Now the Vikings are concerned that playing at TCF Bank Stadium will be Dongpocalyptic.[.url]
They're right. Every last one of them. Frozen Field Turf is worse than frozen grass, too, but I'd go so far to say that the Bears should insist on inspecting the field and if it's not to their liking insisting on another venue. Hell, the Bears should even threaten to forfeit, if necessary. Same with the union.
Here are the Vikings:
(http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/111969049.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)Quote"I just hope it's a safe environment to play in," tight end Visanthe Shiancoe said. "That it's not going to be hazardous to the players when it comes to field conditions."
"Is that really a home-field advantage for us? That's the question," Shiancoe said. "But at the same time, we have to go out there and play, and we'll play hard."
Linebacker Ben Leber, one of the Vikings' assistant player representatives, said he has not been asked about the choice of venue.
"They haven't consulted us, and to my understanding they haven't consulted anybody," Leber said. "I talked to a few guys, and nobody has been asked what our opinion is. ... I think much like everything else we're just kind of told where and when to be and just roll with it."
Said Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell: "When it comes to a circumstance like this, you certainly would like to have some input. I don't know if we have a choice."
"It can be a potentially dangerous situation, but because historically in the past games have been played on frozen fields ... and there is probably not enough evidence to say, 'There's a 60 percent chance of a player getting hurt or whatever,'" Leber said. "This machine has been going too long and too hard for anything to throw a wrench in it during the week of the game. It's a valid question, but I don't think anything could be done."
"There's a reason that cold weather fields around the league have coils under them," Longwell said. "That's so you can be able to put your cleat in the ground. To have a FieldTurf field that's been sitting under snow for a couple of months with no coils, it's kind of one of those things where it's uncharted territory.
"You don't know if you're going to be able to wear cleats, you don't know if you're going to have to wear more like a running shoe with rubber on the bottom. I don't know if we have much choice in the issue, but it certainly does not sound like an ideal scenario footingwise without the coils and with a field that has not been protected for the last couple of months."
BONUS, specifically with Slaky in mind: Be sure to read the comments. It's good to know the meatballs even exist up in Min-nee-sow-tah and among Scandanavians.
So that makes them Swedish Meatballs?
Yes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo)
And now the Bears are looking to file a formal protest. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/112001369.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)
QuoteWhile we're told there is very little chance of Favre ever throwing another NFL pass, Tarvaris Jackson will go on injured reserive because of turf toe.
I don't what the bigger disaster is for the Vikings, their craphole of a stadium collapsing or their shitty QB situation.
I'm sure Fran Tarkenton, Tommy Kramer and maybe even Randall Cunningham and Jeff George will be on hand for the 50th anniversary. Suit them up! Old times sake. Vikings FOOTBALLL! SKOL! /horn sound
(Awaits Stew's mention of Joe Kapp)
THE PLAY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aCDfJH6eRY
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 10:52:22 AM
Now the Vikings are concerned that playing at TCF Bank Stadium will be Dongpocalyptic.[.url]
They're right. Every last one of them. Frozen Field Turf is worse than frozen grass, too, but I'd go so far to say that the Bears should insist on inspecting the field and if it's not to their liking insisting on another venue. Hell, the Bears should even threaten to forfeit, if necessary. Same with the union.
Here are the Vikings:
(http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/111969049.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)Quote"I just hope it's a safe environment to play in," tight end Visanthe Shiancoe said. "That it's not going to be hazardous to the players when it comes to field conditions."
"Is that really a home-field advantage for us? That's the question," Shiancoe said. "But at the same time, we have to go out there and play, and we'll play hard."
Linebacker Ben Leber, one of the Vikings' assistant player representatives, said he has not been asked about the choice of venue.
"They haven't consulted us, and to my understanding they haven't consulted anybody," Leber said. "I talked to a few guys, and nobody has been asked what our opinion is. ... I think much like everything else we're just kind of told where and when to be and just roll with it."
Said Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell: "When it comes to a circumstance like this, you certainly would like to have some input. I don't know if we have a choice."
"It can be a potentially dangerous situation, but because historically in the past games have been played on frozen fields ... and there is probably not enough evidence to say, 'There's a 60 percent chance of a player getting hurt or whatever,'" Leber said. "This machine has been going too long and too hard for anything to throw a wrench in it during the week of the game. It's a valid question, but I don't think anything could be done."
"There's a reason that cold weather fields around the league have coils under them," Longwell said. "That's so you can be able to put your cleat in the ground. To have a FieldTurf field that's been sitting under snow for a couple of months with no coils, it's kind of one of those things where it's uncharted territory.
"You don't know if you're going to be able to wear cleats, you don't know if you're going to have to wear more like a running shoe with rubber on the bottom. I don't know if we have much choice in the issue, but it certainly does not sound like an ideal scenario footingwise without the coils and with a field that has not been protected for the last couple of months."
BONUS, specifically with Slaky in mind: Be sure to read the comments. It's good to know the meatballs even exist up in Min-nee-sow-tah and among Scandanavians.
Having spent ample time with actual Scandinavians, I can safely say that stupidity is a worldwide phenomenon.
Quote from: Slaky on December 16, 2010, 12:10:35 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 16, 2010, 10:52:22 AM
Now the Vikings are concerned that playing at TCF Bank Stadium will be Dongpocalyptic.[.url]
They're right. Every last one of them. Frozen Field Turf is worse than frozen grass, too, but I'd go so far to say that the Bears should insist on inspecting the field and if it's not to their liking insisting on another venue. Hell, the Bears should even threaten to forfeit, if necessary. Same with the union.
Here are the Vikings:
(http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/111969049.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU1yDEmP:QMDCinchO7DU)Quote"I just hope it's a safe environment to play in," tight end Visanthe Shiancoe said. "That it's not going to be hazardous to the players when it comes to field conditions."
"Is that really a home-field advantage for us? That's the question," Shiancoe said. "But at the same time, we have to go out there and play, and we'll play hard."
Linebacker Ben Leber, one of the Vikings' assistant player representatives, said he has not been asked about the choice of venue.
"They haven't consulted us, and to my understanding they haven't consulted anybody," Leber said. "I talked to a few guys, and nobody has been asked what our opinion is. ... I think much like everything else we're just kind of told where and when to be and just roll with it."
Said Vikings kicker Ryan Longwell: "When it comes to a circumstance like this, you certainly would like to have some input. I don't know if we have a choice."
"It can be a potentially dangerous situation, but because historically in the past games have been played on frozen fields ... and there is probably not enough evidence to say, 'There's a 60 percent chance of a player getting hurt or whatever,'" Leber said. "This machine has been going too long and too hard for anything to throw a wrench in it during the week of the game. It's a valid question, but I don't think anything could be done."
"There's a reason that cold weather fields around the league have coils under them," Longwell said. "That's so you can be able to put your cleat in the ground. To have a FieldTurf field that's been sitting under snow for a couple of months with no coils, it's kind of one of those things where it's uncharted territory.
"You don't know if you're going to be able to wear cleats, you don't know if you're going to have to wear more like a running shoe with rubber on the bottom. I don't know if we have much choice in the issue, but it certainly does not sound like an ideal scenario footingwise without the coils and with a field that has not been protected for the last couple of months."
BONUS, specifically with Slaky in mind: Be sure to read the comments. It's good to know the meatballs even exist up in Min-nee-sow-tah and among Scandanavians.
Having spent ample time with actual Scandinavians, I can safely say that stupidity is a worldwide phenomenon.
Related: http://oconnorcasting.tv/castingboard/index.php?q=norway
(http://i.imgur.com/kcqL7.jpg)
This game just gets better and better.
Looks like we'll get to see the Joe Webb show, as Favre doesn't think (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/112040114.html) he'll be able to play:
Quote"I don't see any chance today," he said. "As I said after the game [Monday] there's no way I would even consider [playing] with those symptoms still."
Favre also thinks other people care how his career ends, but he doesn't:
Quote"It is probably a lot more important to people that it not end on a hit injury against Buffalo," Favre said. "That very well could be the last play. I don't look at it that way. ... If it is meant to be, it is meant to be. I am not going to beat myself up over it one way or the other."
Meanwhile, space heaters and unnamed chemicals will be used to thaw out the ice-turf:
QuoteAs soon as about five feet of snow is completely removed from the playing surface, which officials said would be completed by noon today, heaters will be used to warm the field. A thermal tarp will cover it until game time. The St. Paul Pioneer Press has reported that chemicals also will be used to thaw the turf.
And players are a little nervous about it:
Quote''If you're going to preach player safety, you would think they would put you in the best conditions to be safe," Bears safety Chris Harris said. "I don't think an icy field is the best conditions."
...
QuoteWhen asked if he trusted the NFL's judgment on the issue, Harris laughed derisively and said, "No comment."
"You don't have a choice," he said. "They tell you what to do in the NFL. It's pretty much a dictatorship. It's sad, but that's the way it goes. We don't have a voice as far as what we feel is safe. It's unfortunate."
Quote from: Eli on December 17, 2010, 09:12:27 AM
QuoteWhen asked if he trusted the NFL's judgment on the issue, Harris laughed derisively and said, "No comment."
"You don't have a choice," he said. "They tell you what to do in the NFL. It's pretty much a dictatorship. It's sad, but that's the way it goes. We don't have a voice as far as what we feel is safe. It's unfortunate."
Sounds like the CBA negotiations should go swimmingly.
Quote from: Eli on December 17, 2010, 09:12:27 AM
This game just gets better and better.
Looks like we'll get to see the Joe Webb show, as Favre doesn't think (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/112040114.html) he'll be able to play:
Quote"I don't see any chance today," he said. "As I said after the game [Monday] there's no way I would even consider [playing] with those symptoms still."
Favre also thinks other people care how his career ends, but he doesn't:
Quote"It is probably a lot more important to people that it not end on a hit injury against Buffalo," Favre said. "That very well could be the last play. I don't look at it that way. ... If it is meant to be, it is meant to be. I am not going to beat myself up over it one way or the other."
Meanwhile, space heaters and unnamed chemicals will be used to thaw out the ice-turf:
QuoteAs soon as about five feet of snow is completely removed from the playing surface, which officials said would be completed by noon today, heaters will be used to warm the field. A thermal tarp will cover it until game time. The St. Paul Pioneer Press has reported that chemicals also will be used to thaw the turf.
And players are a little nervous about it:
Quote''If you're going to preach player safety, you would think they would put you in the best conditions to be safe," Bears safety Chris Harris said. "I don't think an icy field is the best conditions."
...
QuoteWhen asked if he trusted the NFL's judgment on the issue, Harris laughed derisively and said, "No comment."
"You don't have a choice," he said. "They tell you what to do in the NFL. It's pretty much a dictatorship. It's sad, but that's the way it goes. We don't have a voice as far as what we feel is safe. It's unfortunate."
Say what you will about the McCaskeys, but when they brought the excellence that was the 2002 Bears down to Champaign, they did what needed to be done to make the pain manageable and allow for beer sales. No beer, general admission seating on a first-come, first-served basis, 12,000 people potentially turned away, parking located a distance from the stadium, it should be a very fun crowd.
Quote from: Brownie on December 17, 2010, 09:40:32 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 17, 2010, 09:12:27 AM
This game just gets better and better.
Looks like we'll get to see the Joe Webb show, as Favre doesn't think (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/112040114.html) he'll be able to play:
Quote"I don't see any chance today," he said. "As I said after the game [Monday] there's no way I would even consider [playing] with those symptoms still."
Favre also thinks other people care how his career ends, but he doesn't:
Quote"It is probably a lot more important to people that it not end on a hit injury against Buffalo," Favre said. "That very well could be the last play. I don't look at it that way. ... If it is meant to be, it is meant to be. I am not going to beat myself up over it one way or the other."
Meanwhile, space heaters and unnamed chemicals will be used to thaw out the ice-turf:
QuoteAs soon as about five feet of snow is completely removed from the playing surface, which officials said would be completed by noon today, heaters will be used to warm the field. A thermal tarp will cover it until game time. The St. Paul Pioneer Press has reported that chemicals also will be used to thaw the turf.
And players are a little nervous about it:
Quote''If you're going to preach player safety, you would think they would put you in the best conditions to be safe," Bears safety Chris Harris said. "I don't think an icy field is the best conditions."
...
QuoteWhen asked if he trusted the NFL's judgment on the issue, Harris laughed derisively and said, "No comment."
"You don't have a choice," he said. "They tell you what to do in the NFL. It's pretty much a dictatorship. It's sad, but that's the way it goes. We don't have a voice as far as what we feel is safe. It's unfortunate."
Say what you will about the McCaskeys, but when they brought the excellence that was the 2002 Bears down to Champaign, they did what needed to be done to make the pain manageable and allow for beer sales. No beer, general admission seating on a first-come, first-served basis, 12,000 people potentially turned away, parking located a distance from the stadium, it should be a very fun crowd.
They also had more than a week to prepare. What I will also say about the McCaskeys is that I hope they all rot in hell.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 10:54:07 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 17, 2010, 09:40:32 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 17, 2010, 09:12:27 AM
This game just gets better and better.
Looks like we'll get to see the Joe Webb show, as Favre doesn't think (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/112040114.html) he'll be able to play:
Quote"I don't see any chance today," he said. "As I said after the game [Monday] there's no way I would even consider [playing] with those symptoms still."
Favre also thinks other people care how his career ends, but he doesn't:
Quote"It is probably a lot more important to people that it not end on a hit injury against Buffalo," Favre said. "That very well could be the last play. I don't look at it that way. ... If it is meant to be, it is meant to be. I am not going to beat myself up over it one way or the other."
Meanwhile, space heaters and unnamed chemicals will be used to thaw out the ice-turf:
QuoteAs soon as about five feet of snow is completely removed from the playing surface, which officials said would be completed by noon today, heaters will be used to warm the field. A thermal tarp will cover it until game time. The St. Paul Pioneer Press has reported that chemicals also will be used to thaw the turf.
And players are a little nervous about it:
Quote''If you're going to preach player safety, you would think they would put you in the best conditions to be safe," Bears safety Chris Harris said. "I don't think an icy field is the best conditions."
...
QuoteWhen asked if he trusted the NFL's judgment on the issue, Harris laughed derisively and said, "No comment."
"You don't have a choice," he said. "They tell you what to do in the NFL. It's pretty much a dictatorship. It's sad, but that's the way it goes. We don't have a voice as far as what we feel is safe. It's unfortunate."
Say what you will about the McCaskeys, but when they brought the excellence that was the 2002 Bears down to Champaign, they did what needed to be done to make the pain manageable and allow for beer sales. No beer, general admission seating on a first-come, first-served basis, 12,000 people potentially turned away, parking located a distance from the stadium, it should be a very fun crowd.
They also had more than a week to prepare. What I will also say about the McCaskeys is that I hope they all rot in hell.
I still don't get why this shit hasn't been moved to Green Bay. It's about equidistant from both cities, the Pack are out of town, and while it might nullify the concept of the Vikes having home field advantage, Zygi would make that up by actually being able to sell tickets and cut a deal for concessions. I've no doubt they'd be able to sell out Lambeau, that place is basically the Wrigley Field of football. Yet when alternate NFL sites are brought up, it's Indy, St. Louis and even Atlanta. What the fuck?
I think the NFL sees an opportunity to romanticize this game. I also wonder whether the recent trend toward playing games in unusual settings is impacting said romanticism (maybe they should only thaw out only one half of the field and switch sides a la Wrigley).
It does seem a bit hypocritical, though.
It will be interesting to see what kind of affect space heaters will have on the rubber pellets that the turf is lying on. Will they melt? That'd be cool...
There are at least 10 area high schools within 15 minutes of Halas Hall that have Field Turf, have been under snow for a couple weeks, that I'm sure would be thrilled to accommodate a couple practices for their beloved BEARSSS!!W12! So why are they continuing to practice indoors?
Quote from: Brownie on December 17, 2010, 01:26:28 PM
There are at least 10 area high schools within 15 minutes of Halas Hall that have Field Turf, have been under snow for a couple weeks, that I'm sure would be thrilled to accommodate a couple practices for their beloved BEARSSS!!W12! So why are they continuing to practice indoors?
Probably because playing on a frozen field is dumb as shit and they don't want anyone to get hurt.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 02:37:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 17, 2010, 01:26:28 PM
There are at least 10 area high schools within 15 minutes of Halas Hall that have Field Turf, have been under snow for a couple weeks, that I'm sure would be thrilled to accommodate a couple practices for their beloved BEARSSS!!W12! So why are they continuing to practice indoors?
Probably because playing on a frozen field is dumb as shit and they don't want anyone to get hurt.
Those vaunted 90 degree cuts in the Martz office are going to go just swimmingly.
Quote from: Indolent Reader on December 17, 2010, 03:30:37 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 02:37:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 17, 2010, 01:26:28 PM
There are at least 10 area high schools within 15 minutes of Halas Hall that have Field Turf, have been under snow for a couple weeks, that I'm sure would be thrilled to accommodate a couple practices for their beloved BEARSSS!!W12! So why are they continuing to practice indoors?
Probably because playing on a frozen field is dumb as shit and they don't want anyone to get hurt.
Those vaunted 90 degree cuts in the Martz office are going to go just swimmingly.
Is the footing any better in there?
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 04:48:59 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on December 17, 2010, 03:30:37 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 02:37:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 17, 2010, 01:26:28 PM
There are at least 10 area high schools within 15 minutes of Halas Hall that have Field Turf, have been under snow for a couple weeks, that I'm sure would be thrilled to accommodate a couple practices for their beloved BEARSSS!!W12! So why are they continuing to practice indoors?
Probably because playing on a frozen field is dumb as shit and they don't want anyone to get hurt.
Those vaunted 90 degree cuts in the Martz office are going to go just swimmingly.
Is the footing any better in there?
Well, my face is red. Wow. Just wow.
Quote from: Indolent Reader on December 17, 2010, 05:02:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 04:48:59 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on December 17, 2010, 03:30:37 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 02:37:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 17, 2010, 01:26:28 PM
There are at least 10 area high schools within 15 minutes of Halas Hall that have Field Turf, have been under snow for a couple weeks, that I'm sure would be thrilled to accommodate a couple practices for their beloved BEARSSS!!W12! So why are they continuing to practice indoors?
Probably because playing on a frozen field is dumb as shit and they don't want anyone to get hurt.
Those vaunted 90 degree cuts in the Martz office are going to go just swimmingly.
Is the footing any better in there?
Well, my face is red. Wow. Just wow.
Please tell me more about this office...
Quote from: BH on December 18, 2010, 09:34:39 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on December 17, 2010, 05:02:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 04:48:59 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on December 17, 2010, 03:30:37 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2010, 02:37:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 17, 2010, 01:26:28 PM
There are at least 10 area high schools within 15 minutes of Halas Hall that have Field Turf, have been under snow for a couple weeks, that I'm sure would be thrilled to accommodate a couple practices for their beloved BEARSSS!!W12! So why are they continuing to practice indoors?
Probably because playing on a frozen field is dumb as shit and they don't want anyone to get hurt.
Those vaunted 90 degree cuts in the Martz office are going to go just swimmingly.
Is the footing any better in there?
Well, my face is red. Wow. Just wow.
Please tell me more about this office...
Well, for starters, Eli still
LOVES it.
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2010, 09:20:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 17, 2010, 09:12:27 AM
QuoteWhen asked if he trusted the NFL's judgment on the issue, Harris laughed derisively and said, "No comment."
"You don't have a choice," he said. "They tell you what to do in the NFL. It's pretty much a dictatorship. It's sad, but that's the way it goes. We don't have a voice as far as what we feel is safe. It's unfortunate."
Sounds like the CBA negotiations should go swimmingly.
they should dig up Gene Upshaw's corpse; he did such a great job for the players in the past, can't imagine he'll screw up the new CBA any worse than whoever is running the NFLPA now.
Quote from: JakeD on December 18, 2010, 11:43:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2010, 09:20:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 17, 2010, 09:12:27 AM
QuoteWhen asked if he trusted the NFL's judgment on the issue, Harris laughed derisively and said, "No comment."
"You don't have a choice," he said. "They tell you what to do in the NFL. It's pretty much a dictatorship. It's sad, but that's the way it goes. We don't have a voice as far as what we feel is safe. It's unfortunate."
Sounds like the CBA negotiations should go swimmingly.
they should dig up Gene Upshaw's corpse; he did such a great job for the players in the past, can't imagine he'll screw up the new CBA any worse than whoever is running the NFLPA now.
They should hold them in Martz's office.
Favre's sister is excited about the Adam Dunn signing, I'm sure. (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/01/brett-favres-sister-among-5-arrested-in-meth-bust.html)
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.
Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?
Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver
Anywhere else?
Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?
I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.
Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?
Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver
Anywhere else?
Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?
I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.
San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight.
Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division.
Quote from: PenPho on March 06, 2012, 06:02:53 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.
Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?
Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver
Anywhere else?
Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?
I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.
San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight.
Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division.
Dolphins were an oversight. As for Texans or Titans, remember Manning will be released, not traded.
How about the Chicago Slaughter?
This time tomorrow, the Colts starting QB won't be able to hold Jay Cutler's jock on his best fucking day. I can't wait til tomorrow.
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 08:11:29 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 06, 2012, 06:02:53 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.
Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?
Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver
Anywhere else?
Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?
I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.
San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight.
Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division.
Dolphins were an oversight. As for Texans or Titans, remember Manning will be released, not traded.
How about the Chicago Slaughter?
Yeah, I get this, he just doesn't seem like the type to sign on with a team that plays the Colts 2x/year.
But...this is based on nothing but hunch.
Quote from: PenPho on March 06, 2012, 11:12:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 08:11:29 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 06, 2012, 06:02:53 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.
Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?
Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver
Anywhere else?
Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?
I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.
San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight.
Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division.
Dolphins were an oversight. As for Texans or Titans, remember Manning will be released, not traded.
How about the Chicago Slaughter?
Yeah, I get this, he just doesn't seem like the type to sign on with a team that plays the Colts 2x/year.
But...this is based on nothing but hunch.
The Jets just extended Sanchez and the Redskins just Herschel Walkered their future to pick Griffin #2. Cross them off.
Quote from: Fork on March 10, 2012, 01:19:40 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 06, 2012, 11:12:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 08:11:29 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 06, 2012, 06:02:53 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.
Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?
Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver
Anywhere else?
Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?
I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.
San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight.
Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division.
Dolphins were an oversight. As for Texans or Titans, remember Manning will be released, not traded.
How about the Chicago Slaughter?
Yeah, I get this, he just doesn't seem like the type to sign on with a team that plays the Colts 2x/year.
But...this is based on nothing but hunch.
The Jets just extended Sanchez and the Redskins just Herschel Walkered their future to pick Griffin #2. Cross them off.
Two of the more baffling moves in recent NFL history happened at almost the exact same time. Insane.
Quote from: Brownie on March 06, 2012, 05:42:06 PM
Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.
Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?
Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver
Anywhere else?
Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?
I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.
Behind Josh McNown, Nate Enderle and a QB to be drafted later?
Sweet Bejesus, Shanny's still not very good with managing draft picks. RGIII is gonna have to be Cam Newton-good and fast to justify that. I, er, would also, er, like to throw my name in with the people questioning why the fucking Jets would EXTEND Mirerez.
Quote from: SKO on March 12, 2012, 07:42:08 PM
Sweet Bejesus, Shanny's still not very good with managing draft picks. RGIII is gonna have to be Cam Newton-good and fast to justify that. I, er, would also, er, like to throw my name in with the people questioning why the fucking Jets would EXTEND Mirerez.
I heard the deal actually reduces their cap hit somehow. Using maths.
This is the most successful thread in the history of Desipio.
Quote from: SKO on September 17, 2014, 10:49:08 AM
This is the most successful thread in the history of Desipio.
Agreed, I was just thinking about it the other day.
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 11:09:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 17, 2014, 10:49:08 AM
This is the most successful thread in the history of Desipio.
Agreed, I was just thinking about it the other day.
Another Slaky joint.
Quote from: Slaky on September 17, 2014, 11:40:59 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 11:09:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 17, 2014, 10:49:08 AM
This is the most successful thread in the history of Desipio.
Agreed, I was just thinking about it the other day.
Another Slaky joint.
We should all celebrate with some fajitas at TJ Slaky's.
Quote from: Slaky on December 28, 2009, 10:49:13 PM
Quote from: Pre on December 28, 2009, 10:46:10 PM
The Bears will win and Jaws will have a heart attack and I will party all week.
Devin! The other one!
Aromashodidn't (except for that one time)!