Anybody watching this? It's the animated cartoon spy thing that FX is begging us to watch. I gave it a shot last night and there were definitely some funny spots. Aisha Tyler and Chris Parnell are two people I've heard of that supply their voices to characters. Anyhow, there's some good casual racism and dick jokes in this one.
I missed last night's, but I enjoyed the two I saw last week. I've been a fan of Jon Benjamin since Dr. Katz.
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2420.msg191542#msg191542
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 22, 2010, 09:38:55 AM
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2420.msg191542#msg191542
Unfortunately I missed it. Have they only had one episode so far? (besides the premiere)
3 Shows so far- all of them pretty good. Any scene without the main character is a waste to this point, however.
Quote from: Ivy6 on January 22, 2010, 09:56:45 AM
3 Shows so far- all of them pretty good.
Including the one they previewed in the fall, right?
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 22, 2010, 10:00:18 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on January 22, 2010, 09:56:45 AM
3 Shows so far- all of them pretty good.
Including the one they previewed in the fall, right?
Correct. Three total. Very quoteable.
"This is a detergent stick I put a blue sticker on"
"B as in butthole. And M as in 'mancy.'"
Decent episode for a funny show last night. It's likely getting canceled though. Either get your fix now if you want or don't bother getting attached.
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 19, 2010, 09:34:57 AM
It's likely getting canceled though.
What makes you say this?
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 19, 2010, 09:39:47 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 19, 2010, 09:34:57 AM
It's likely getting canceled though.
What makes you say this?
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/02/17/cable-bubble-show-scorecard-ausiello/
http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/02/12/archer-continues-to-drop-burn-notice-stable/41900
Obviously it's not a perfect source but it's believable.
edited to add second link
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 19, 2010, 10:16:54 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 19, 2010, 09:39:47 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 19, 2010, 09:34:57 AM
It's likely getting canceled though.
What makes you say this?
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/02/17/cable-bubble-show-scorecard-ausiello/
http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/02/12/archer-continues-to-drop-burn-notice-stable/41900
Obviously it's not a perfect source but it's believable.
edited to add second link
Say FX cancels it. Is it too expensive of a cast to be picked up by Cartoon Network?
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 19, 2010, 10:27:35 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 19, 2010, 10:16:54 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 19, 2010, 09:39:47 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 19, 2010, 09:34:57 AM
It's likely getting canceled though.
What makes you say this?
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/02/17/cable-bubble-show-scorecard-ausiello/
http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/02/12/archer-continues-to-drop-burn-notice-stable/41900
Obviously it's not a perfect source but it's believable.
edited to add second link
Say FX cancels it. Is it too expensive of a cast to be picked up by Cartoon Network?
My guess would be yes. But to me, there's some fat that can be cut from the show. (Pam in HR, i'm looking at you.) Then again, she's not really famous. Just worry about Tyler and Walter. Chris Parnell can't cost that much. I'm rambling. More quoting.
"Captain Lammers!" "Nice read, Velma."
"Hooray for metaphors!"
"I have to get my turtleneck"
Say FX cancels it. Is it too expensive of a cast to be picked up by Cartoon Network?
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 19, 2010, 09:39:47 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 19, 2010, 09:34:57 AM
It's likely getting canceled though.
What makes you say this?
Lunacy? Pessimism? Low expectations? Any number of things.
http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/02/22/archer-renewed-pt-ii/42634
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/02/archer-renewed-bitches
(Headline NSFWish)....
Quote from: Slack-E on February 23, 2010, 09:14:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 19, 2010, 09:39:47 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 19, 2010, 09:34:57 AM
It's likely getting canceled though.
What makes you say this?
Lunacy? Pessimism? Low expectations? Any number of things.
http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/02/22/archer-renewed-pt-ii/42634
My joy is temporarily offset by my hatred of being wrong.
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 24, 2010, 01:27:11 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 23, 2010, 09:14:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 19, 2010, 09:39:47 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 19, 2010, 09:34:57 AM
It's likely getting canceled though.
What makes you say this?
Lunacy? Pessimism? Low expectations? Any number of things.
http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/02/22/archer-renewed-pt-ii/42634
My joy is temporarily offset by my hatred of being wrong.
Imagine how Internet Chuck feels.
Quote from: Jon on February 24, 2010, 01:30:58 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 24, 2010, 01:27:11 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 23, 2010, 09:14:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 19, 2010, 09:39:47 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 19, 2010, 09:34:57 AM
It's likely getting canceled though.
What makes you say this?
Lunacy? Pessimism? Low expectations? Any number of things.
http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/02/22/archer-renewed-pt-ii/42634
My joy is temporarily offset by my hatred of being wrong.
Imagine how Internet Chuck feels.
I tried. I don't think he feels anything.
1) Sterling Malory Archer.
2) That chick was like the Pele of anal.
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 11, 2010, 10:53:32 PM
1) Sterling Malory Archer.
2) That chick was like the Pele of anal.
I bet I just reek of her.
Got through the first two episodes on Hulu. Excellent so far. Archer reminds me of a friend of mine just by the way he talks.
Quote from: Slack-E on March 13, 2010, 10:58:52 PM
Got through the first two episodes on Hulu. Excellent so far. Archer reminds me of a friend of mine just by the way he talks.
Then everything Jon Benjamin does should remind you of that friend.
Good god, the final scene of the Skytanic episode was glorious.
Sploge.
"First person, guy or girl, to untie me, I will let him or her give me a handy. C'mon. Share the milk of human kindness," was a line that made me laugh harder than I have since the golden age of the Simpsons.
Coming back soon - January 27th.
The reruns are always worth a watch just because this show is six hundred kinds of awesome.
Quote from: Slaky on January 12, 2011, 05:00:34 PM
Coming back soon - January 27th.
The reruns are always worth a watch just because this show is six hundred kinds of awesome.
I wouldn't know. I haven't watched any episodes.
Quote from: JD on January 12, 2011, 05:43:44 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 12, 2011, 05:00:34 PM
Coming back soon - January 27th.
The reruns are always worth a watch just because this show is six hundred kinds of awesome.
I wouldn't know. I haven't watched any episodes.
WELL GET ON IT MAN! That show isn't going to watch itself.
Or maybe it will. I don't know what it does in its spare time.
Quote from: JD on January 12, 2011, 05:43:44 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 12, 2011, 05:00:34 PM
Coming back soon - January 27th.
The reruns are always worth a watch just because this show is six hundred kinds of awesome.
I wouldn't know. I haven't watched any episodes.
You know what you're in? You're in the DANE-JA ZONE
I didn't watch Bob's Burgers this weekend, but I knew from the commercials that I had heard the main character's voice before. Turns out, it was Archer.
Yeah, this show rules.
I'm pretty sure this is the funniest show on TV right now. YMMV
Quote from: ChuckD on January 13, 2011, 01:42:50 PM
I'm pretty sure this is the funniest show on TV right now. YMMV
YMMV. For example, if you hate funny things this isn't the show for you.
Quote from: ChuckD on January 13, 2011, 01:42:50 PM
I'm pretty sure this is the funniest show on TV right now. YMMV
I agree. And Archer is one of my favorite characters ever. Plus, Jessica Walter is fantastic.
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 13, 2011, 05:41:22 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 13, 2011, 01:42:50 PM
I'm pretty sure this is the funniest show on TV right now. YMMV
I agree. And Archer is one of my favorite characters ever. Plus, Jessica Walter is fantastic.
The Skytanic episode where he was reading off the letters using the phonetic alphabet killed me.
Quote from: ChuckD on January 13, 2011, 05:51:02 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 13, 2011, 05:41:22 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 13, 2011, 01:42:50 PM
I'm pretty sure this is the funniest show on TV right now. YMMV
I agree. And Archer is one of my favorite characters ever. Plus, Jessica Walter is fantastic.
The Skytanic episode where he was reading off the letters using the phonetic alphabet killed me.
The cold open to Diversity Hire kills me, and then this exchange:
Lana: .. and what do we know about him.
Archer: Only that he's not circumsized.
Lana: OK. Glossing over how you know that.
Archer: We touched penises.
Quote from: Ivy6 on January 13, 2011, 06:17:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 13, 2011, 05:51:02 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 13, 2011, 05:41:22 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 13, 2011, 01:42:50 PM
I'm pretty sure this is the funniest show on TV right now. YMMV
I agree. And Archer is one of my favorite characters ever. Plus, Jessica Walter is fantastic.
The Skytanic episode where he was reading off the letters using the phonetic alphabet killed me.
The cold open to Diversity Hire kills me, and then this exchange:
Lana: .. and what do we know about him.
Archer: Only that he's not circumsized.
Lana: OK. Glossing over how you know that.
Archer: We touched penises.
His penis touched my penis.
Where?
Head
and shaft...oh you meant where in the building.
I'm from germany...Where the age of consent is 14...
What is it the alabama of europe?
Sterling Archer is an Atlanta electrician. (http://mobile.avclub.com/articles/adam-reed,52336/) Lana's the hottest flight attendant alive.
Baby. You're pear-shaped.
You're going to be eating so many spider webs.
Do as you like with me, but I won't have a swishy party boy backtalk a war hero.
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I said good thing for small miracles.
I heard you the first time.
I know.
—What an ass.
—Right?
Quote from: Bort on February 25, 2011, 11:45:18 AM
Do as you like with me, but I won't have a swishy party boy backtalk a war hero.
That's a lot of scalps.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 25, 2011, 12:23:00 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 25, 2011, 11:45:18 AM
Do as you like with me, but I won't have a swishy party boy backtalk a war hero.
That's a lot of scalps.
Enough to make a blanket.
IT'S A CARTOON!
This is not what I want to deal with coming off of a blackout drunk.
"Send the suits to my tailor and the shoes to my shoemaker."
"You have a shoemaker?"
"You don't?"
Quote from: CT III on March 04, 2011, 08:57:46 AM
"Send the suits to my tailor and the shoes to my shoemaker."
"You have a shoemaker?"
"You don't?"
After all that the first thing you want to do is take a bath?
You don't?
I got the DVD for Season 1 for Valentine's Day. I finally got done plowing through the entire Battlestar series and cracked this baby open last night, watching episode one. Seems legit. I look forward to catching up with you guys. Should have S.1 knocked out by around 2 a.m.
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 04, 2011, 09:15:40 AM
I got the DVD for Season 1 for Valentine's Day. I finally got done plowing through the entire Battlestar series and cracked this baby open last night, watching episode one. Seems legit. I look forward to catching up with you guys. Should have S.1 knocked out by around 2 a.m.
It won't take long. This show owns.
I like hot cartoon chicks.
Come, render the salad unto Caesar.
Most secret agents don't tell every harlot from here to Hanoi that they ARE secret agents.
Then why be one?
What? Whaaat? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzzqFFKwOik&feature=related)
You got mad when I said, "quadroon."
MOP!
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 11, 2011, 12:00:07 AM
MOP!
Archer's reaction to losing his hearing was a-MAAAAAAAAZIIINGG!!!
mah? mah? mah?
Aww, Goatly.
That'll do, Piggly. That'll do...
I'M ON A RAMPAGE!
I am out of superlatives to heap on this show. I just hope it lasts for a long, long time.
Quote from: Slaky on March 24, 2011, 11:46:56 PM
I am out of superlatives to heap on this show. I just hope it lasts for a long, long time.
Sploosh. (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/03/archer_will_live_to_spy_for_a.html)
How about "Casablumpkin"?
Renewed for a 16-episode order.
Quote from: Wheezer on March 29, 2011, 10:22:10 PM
Renewed for a 16-episode order.
3 in September and 13 more in early 2012.
Such great news.
It's like ... Meowschwitz in there.
For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still
Quote from: CT III on April 02, 2011, 07:27:12 AM
For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still
Noooooope.
Gummi bears all around!
Parachuuuuuuuute!!
I "borrowed" seasons 1 and 2 the other day and am currently ploughing through them. Fuck me. This programme is outstanding.
Quote from: Tonker on April 18, 2011, 03:13:30 AM
I "borrowed" seasons 1 and 2 the other day and am currently ploughing through them. Fuck me. This programme is outstanding.
I can only assume this has something to do with the episode featuring Framboise.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 18, 2011, 08:24:24 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 18, 2011, 03:13:30 AM
I "borrowed" seasons 1 and 2 the other day and am currently ploughing through them. Fuck me. This programme is outstanding.
I can only assume this has something to do with the episode featuring Framboise.
Does that episode involve anal secks?
Quote from: Tonker on April 18, 2011, 08:26:45 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 18, 2011, 08:24:24 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 18, 2011, 03:13:30 AM
I "borrowed" seasons 1 and 2 the other day and am currently ploughing through them. Fuck me. This programme is outstanding.
I can only assume this has something to do with the episode featuring Framboise.
Does that episode involve anal secks?
That chick was like... the Pelé of anal.
(http://i.imgur.com/519IB.jpg)
"Allo!"
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 15, 2011, 11:59:25 AM
Parachuuuuuuuute!!
I finally saw this one last night, and that line made me laugh so hard I had to (||) the show for about 2-3 minutes.
That was my van.
More like Lemon Party Chairman.
Bump.
"I'm going to be Pirate King!"
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.
So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.
So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?
Didn't seem like it. He would have had to have been in ISIS before Mallory was head of it considering the whole Woohouse backstory. I think I'm reading too much into this.
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.
So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?
Didn't seem like it. He would have had to have been in ISIS before Mallory was head of it considering the whole Woohouse backstory. I think I'm reading too much into this.
He could have conceivably been in the OSS with her pre-ISIS or something.
Or maybe he's just another dude who's had sex with her.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.
So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?
Didn't seem like it. He would have had to have been in ISIS before Mallory was head of it considering the whole Woohouse backstory. I think I'm reading too much into this.
He could have conceivably been in the OSS with her pre-ISIS or something.
Or maybe he's just another dude who's had sex with her.
That.
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 02:48:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.
So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?
Didn't seem like it. He would have had to have been in ISIS before Mallory was head of it considering the whole Woohouse backstory. I think I'm reading too much into this.
He could have conceivably been in the OSS with her pre-ISIS or something.
Or maybe he's just another dude who's had sex with her.
That.
I'm just saying: Archer and Sky Captain Rip Riley seemed so... similar.
(http://i.imgur.com/16Zq6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/skHrC.jpg)
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 02:48:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.
So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?
Didn't seem like it. He would have had to have been in ISIS before Mallory was head of it considering the whole Woohouse backstory. I think I'm reading too much into this.
He could have conceivably been in the OSS with her pre-ISIS or something.
Or maybe he's just another dude who's had sex with her.
That.
Duly addressed.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 22, 2011, 10:05:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 02:48:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.
So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?
Didn't seem like it. He would have had to have been in ISIS before Mallory was head of it considering the whole Woohouse backstory. I think I'm reading too much into this.
He could have conceivably been in the OSS with her pre-ISIS or something.
Or maybe he's just another dude who's had sex with her.
That.
Duly addressed.
Such snappy writers.
Loving David Cross's work in this arc.
https://www.facebook.com/notes/archer/burt-reynolds-to-guest-star-on-archer/269235229787581
QuoteLos Angeles, CA – October 31, 2011 – Iconic actor Burt Reynolds has signed on as a guest star in the third season of FX's critically acclaimed hit animated series Archer. Reynolds will play himself in an episode titled "The Man From Jupiter," a reference to Reynolds' home of Jupiter, Florida. In the episode, which will air in January, Reynolds dates Agent Sterling Archer's mother and boss, Malory – much to Sterling's dismay.
(http://i.imgur.com/jbS5M.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/0D6jz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/tyxwN.jpg)
Just tape them!
Was that the same footage?
(http://i.imgur.com/0EaSi.jpg)
The only thing wrong with the Burt Reynolds episode is that there's only one of them.
This show just keeps topping itself. Also, despite the "is that the same footage" joke, they're clearly working with a bigger budget. The car chase looked amazing.
Holy shit, this show has taken itself to a new level.
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 21, 2012, 12:02:48 AM
This show just keeps topping itself. Also, despite the "is that the same footage" joke, they're clearly working with a bigger budget. The car chase looked amazing.
I remember reading they had hired a ton of new artists.
Quote from: Slaky on January 20, 2012, 11:31:54 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 20, 2012, 04:25:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0EaSi.jpg)
Unsurprisingly, I want this van.
"Vanispheres"
Related...
(http://i.imgur.com/f2YTm.jpg)
Also, elaborate voicemail hoaxes rule.
Quote from: CT III on January 21, 2012, 11:42:51 AM
Also, elaborate voicemail hoaxes rule.
I will never not laugh at that joke. His ringtones also remain excellent (not that they were featured this week).
Quote from: Slaky on January 21, 2012, 08:54:34 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 21, 2012, 12:02:48 AM
This show just keeps topping itself. Also, despite the "is that the same footage" joke, they're clearly working with a bigger budget. The car chase looked amazing.
I remember reading they had hired a ton of new artists.
Guess I missed out again.
SAD TROMBONE
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 21, 2012, 04:07:06 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 21, 2012, 11:42:51 AM
Also, elaborate voicemail hoaxes rule.
I will never not laugh at that joke. His ringtones also remain excellent (not that they were featured this week).
Oh, and Archer is right. $9,000 is way too much for a Bat pole.
The elevator scene was excellent.
QuoteBut the co-op board was all like, "where are we going to throw the garbage?"
Been watching this episode again. Anyone else notice that the hotel that Archer and Burt are in at the beginning is the Tuntmore?
Quote from: CT III on January 23, 2012, 09:00:42 PM
Been watching this episode again. Anyone else notice that the hotel that Archer and Burt are in at the beginning is the Tuntmore?
Tome again?
... Still nothing?
Please keep the running gag of Krieger's van being different Rush album cover puns. PLEASE.
You can masturbate, if you want but my heart won't be in it. My heart will be with that tiger's family. But you know, go ahead. Start.
How about you, Ironsides? You rollin' dirty?
"Jai alai?"
"Patricia Neal... who I hate."
"Babou! Serpentine!"
"Au revoir, sweet man-whores of Montreal."
"You fox-eared asshole!"
Gotta love the eggplant callback.
God damn, Kreiger is the man.
"Shh! You don't wanna know. But you do probably wanna go wash your lips now."
I think every episode should end with Archer conversing with an animal.
Also, I want to watch Bum Shock Fights.
Come on, you were pushin' rope!
"Could you close your eyes? I kinda feel like I'm ... banging tail lights on a country road."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nmOMo4OPi4
Quote from: CT III on February 25, 2012, 11:02:37 AM
I think every episode should end with Archer conversing with an animal.
Also, I want to watch Bum Shock Fights.
Hello, game changer.
I don't know... maybe a mutiny of clowns.
"I won't lie to you. This mission will be dangerous."
"Would you say we'd be venturing into a zone of danger?"
"Well, yes. Obviously."
"No, but I mean how would you phrase that?"
"I... the zone will be one of danger?"
R2-DoubleD2
(http://www.2112.net/powerwindows/references/ArcherCaressKrieger.jpg)
"He murdered a banker?"
"No, we got a loan modification. You think a bank wants to own a family dairy farm with obsolete milkers?"
"You can kiss 3/5 of my ass"
"Everytime you fight he beats you like the red-headed stepchild of a rented mule!"
"Oh come on Ray, what's the big deal? You already had the chair!"
"Animal farm is a book."
"No it isn't Lana. It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell and, spoiler alert, it sucks!"
That season ... holy shitsnacks. I'm almost wary of season four.
So. F'n. Good.
The thought and attention to detail that have gone into this season are almost unbelievable. Outstanding fucking telly.
Flying into space, to shoot that dickbag in the face...
Adam Reed walks us through Archer's third season (1 (http://www.avclub.com/articles/adam-reed-walks-us-through-archers-third-season-pa,72917/), 2 (http://www.avclub.com/articles/adam-reed-walks-us-through-archers-third-season-pa,72985/), 3 (http://www.avclub.com/articles/adam-reed-walks-us-through-archers-third-season-pa,73053/))
The "Archer vomits" episode should be good. (http://www.tvguide.com/News/Archer-Takes-Aim-1049799.aspx)
Greatest FX crossover ever?
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/12/raylan-givens-is-going-to-lend-his-voice-to-archer/#more-190073
Shit, greatest crossover ever.
Quote from: CT III on December 21, 2012, 09:07:03 PM
Greatest FX crossover ever?
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/12/raylan-givens-is-going-to-lend-his-voice-to-archer/#more-190073
Shit, greatest crossover ever.
What's that? Oh yeah my boner.
Some clips.
http://kotaku.com/5970774/the-next-season-of-archer-looks-amazing?post=55529042
Please tell me he's dressed as Bob from Bob's Burgers in that 4th one.
Quote from: CT III on December 22, 2012, 07:10:02 PM
Some clips.
http://kotaku.com/5970774/the-next-season-of-archer-looks-amazing?post=55529042
Please tell me he's dressed as Bob from Bob's Burgers in that 4th one.
Fuck yeah (http://screenrant.com/archer-season-4-bobs-burgers-crossover/) he is.
I went to the Archer Live show in Los Angeles last week. The cast was very hilarious and very drunk. Aisha Tyler is freaking gorgeous. I met Jon Benjamin. Some douchebag from the audience got to read Cyril's lines in a scene. I want Lucky Yates to emcee any future events I am a part of, including my funeral. Also heard some minor spoilers, but most have already been posted online. Jon and Aisha led the entire crowd in a call-and-response leading up to "Danger zone." The next season is going to kick ass. The worst part was that Adam Reed, Judy Greer, Jessica Walter, George Coe, and Burt Reynolds weren't there. The best part was a short that absolutely killed: Sterling Archer, as a result of a tragic accident, wakes up looking like Jon Benjamin, and the characters react to the change.
That is all.
in case you want a Smartphone app (https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/archerisms/id589660628?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo%3D2).
Quote from: Fork on January 11, 2013, 08:09:15 AM
in case you want an Smartphone iPhone app (https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/archerisms/id589660628?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo%3D2).
Quote from: Fork on January 11, 2013, 08:09:15 AM
in case you want a Smartphone app (https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/archerisms/id589660628?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo%3D2).
No Krieger? Archstinkisterrible
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 10, 2013, 01:19:32 AM
The best part was a short that absolutely killed: Sterling Archer, as a result of a tragic accident, wakes up looking like Jon Benjamin, and the characters react to the change.
DPD. I had something for this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4ejtH4Vq4o)
"Ve are nut rubberz."
(http://i1241.photobucket.com/albums/gg508/coolcoolcoolgifs/Archer/awkward.gif)
http://jalopnik.com/the-cars-of-archer-why-a-cartoon-spy-has-the-best-cars-197285485
Season 5. Picked up. (http://www.deadline.com/2013/02/fxs-archer-renewed-for-fifth-season/)
Chuey, back me up here: was there not a cock-hungry vibe?
How's it hangin', Grimace?
Nice callback to the Simpsons with the "a little from column A and column B" lines.
Also, are we to assume that Krieger's been banging Piggly 4?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2013, 11:14:39 AM
Nice callback to the Simpsons with the "a little from column A and column B" lines.
I think that's more just a general saying than a Simpsons reference.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2013, 11:14:39 AM
Also, are we to assume that Krieger's been banging Piggly 4?
That's what I gathered from it.
(http://i.imgur.com/7Pw4NYA.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3ram59U.jpg)
I finally saw the Bastard Chef episode. Hilarious
JAZZ HANDS!
(http://i.imgur.com/HAp5hh1.gif)
No love for the Sealab crossover?
Also loved that they drew Kristin Schaal's character as Kristin Schaal.
Someone on Reddit alleges that this patch is an unofficial patch of the USS Freedom. If this is true, this is awesome.
(http://i.imgur.com/HUgoLK1.jpg)
Calling Gil (http://www.starchertrek.com/).
So, they made this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7HkG6OSo3E), and I think we can just stop the internets now, can't we?
Quote from: Tonker on October 10, 2013, 10:04:49 AM
So, they made this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7HkG6OSo3E), and I think we can just stop the internets now, can't we?
Sweet Christ, that is amazing.
"You, me, the baby and your not so weird looking vagina."
Krieger: I'll be your doctor.
Lana: If I want Hitler's DNA spliced into him, I'll give you a call.
Krieger: Yeah... I'm around.
RIP Brett, the Bullet Sponge.
(http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cocaine.gif)
If Archer's flashforward were just highlights from the season (they were, right) this is gonna be good.
Quote from: Slaky on January 21, 2014, 11:59:51 AM
If Archer's flashforward were just highlights from the season (they were, right) this is gonna be good.
It appears they were, and yes it is.
Quote from: Slaky on January 21, 2014, 11:59:51 AM
If Archer's flashforward were just highlights from the season (they were, right) this is gonna be good.
Yes. (http://www.avclub.com/article/archer-creator-adam-reed-talks-about-blowing-up-hi-200818)
QuoteAVC: The first episode ends with that lengthy montage of things coming up in episodes to be seen. Was that you trying to assure the fans that it's still going to be basically the same show?
Adam Reed: Yes, very much so. When that was written, we wrote this trailer, and then it was all sort of place-holder stuff, and I thought, oh yeah, we'll get to that and somebody will be kicked out of a helicopter at 3,000 feet. So we said, "We'll wait and we'll finish the trailer, because we're going to need the existing footage and blah blah blah." Then it turned out that almost none of the things in the original trailer as written wound up in the season. So we went back—and I guess how they make real trailers—watched seven episodes and used footage to put in the trailer. And hopefully, it does look very similar to what it traditionally has, but with enough of a change to be interesting. Anew.
http://youtu.be/1ytCEuuW2_A
"What do you know about being Japanese?"
"I guess only the cliches, really... Karaoke, pachinko, subway frottage, tentacle porn, those vending machines that sell school girls' used panties."
"Have you ever heard a country song?"
"Uh...Danger Zone?"
"Your handle is 'Snowball'? Like Jerry Reed in the Smokeyverse?"
"Imma plant a red fern for ya, jug."
"I call them... Kriegerrands."
Renewed. (http://www.avclub.com/article/archer-renewed-two-more-seasons-201915)
"How do you not remember that?"
Pam's tag on the Colombian bathroom door.
"your balls are made of pussy."
SHOOP! SHOOP! SHOOP!