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Title: Sports Talk!
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 03, 2010, 11:17:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

I just can't believe that Juliet was still alive.  I mean, she was RIGHT NEXT TO THE BOMB.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: R-V on February 03, 2010, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

February: worst sports month or worst month for sports? Discuss.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:18:02 AM
Martz sucks.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:19:28 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 03, 2010, 11:17:20 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

I just can't believe that Juliet was still alive.  I mean, she was RIGHT NEXT TO THE BOMB.

And then they killed her anyways.

That was like SeƱor Chang in reverse.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:20:28 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 03, 2010, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

February: worst sports month or worst month for sports? Discuss.

The Hawks are awesome, so there's that.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 03, 2010, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

February: worst sports month or worst month for sports? Discuss.

Worst month for sports
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:28:33 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 03, 2010, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

February: worst sports month or worst month for sports? Discuss.

Worst month for sports

Agreed.

/thread
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:32:01 AM
DPD, but could we talk about golf?

What's the point in watching the Tour this year sans Tiger?  And will this be Mickelson's breakthrough year?
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 03, 2010, 11:37:07 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:32:01 AM
DPD, but could we talk about golf?

What's the point in watching the Tour this year sans Tiger?  And will this be Mickelson's breakthrough year?

The point, Gilly, is to watch the white man dominate again! 
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Brownie on February 03, 2010, 11:37:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 03, 2010, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

February: worst sports month or worst month for sports? Discuss.

Worst month for sports

A month with the Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Daytona 500 (Que JD?), Fun College Basketball games, Pitchers and Catchers Reporting to Camp, the PGA Tour getting serious, the NFL Combine, the beginning of the HS basketball tournament, and we're saying this month sucks?

You know what month really sucks? August. The trade deadline's passed, the good part of the pennant race is to come, but if your team's out of it, it's obvious, the most pedestrian of golf majors, a bunch of meaningless football games that can't hold your interest for more than one series at a time, and what else? The Brickyard 400 (Que JD?)? The Arlington Million? I guess high school football starts in August, so there's that.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:38:13 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 03, 2010, 11:37:07 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:32:01 AM
DPD, but could we talk about golf?

What's the point in watching the Tour this year sans Tiger?  And will this be Mickelson's breakthrough year?

The point, Gilly, is to watch the white man dominate again!  

We get it...you have an "Internet white guy racist" schtick because we "all think what" you're "saying".
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:39:17 AM
Quote from: Brownie on February 03, 2010, 11:37:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 03, 2010, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

February: worst sports month or worst month for sports? Discuss.

Worst month for sports

A month with the Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Daytona 500 (Que JD?), Fun College Basketball games, Pitchers and Catchers Reporting to Camp, the PGA Tour getting serious, the NFL Combine, the beginning of the HS basketball tournament, and we're saying this month sucks?

You know what month really sucks? August. The trade deadline's passed, the good part of the pennant race is to come, but if your team's out of it, it's obvious, the most pedestrian of golf majors, a bunch of meaningless football games that can't hold your interest for more than one series at a time, and what else? The Brickyard 400 (Que JD?)? The Arlington Million? I guess high school football starts in August, so there's that.

DPD.  And I will sign up for JD's NASCAR league.  When's Daytona?  Sunday?
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 11:58:11 AM
Quote from: Brownie on February 03, 2010, 11:37:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 03, 2010, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

February: worst sports month or worst month for sports? Discuss.

Worst month for sports

A month with the Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Daytona 500 (Que JD?), Fun College Basketball games, Pitchers and Catchers Reporting to Camp, the PGA Tour getting serious, the NFL Combine, the beginning of the HS basketball tournament, and we're saying this month sucks?

You know what month really sucks? August. The trade deadline's passed, the good part of the pennant race is to come, but if your team's out of it, it's obvious, the most pedestrian of golf majors, a bunch of meaningless football games that can't hold your interest for more than one series at a time, and what else? The Brickyard 400 (Que JD?)? The Arlington Million? I guess high school football starts in August, so there's that.

I don't have time for your "facts"
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: thehawk on February 03, 2010, 12:13:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

But what about curling?
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

Anyone have any pictures of naked speed skaters?
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Brownie on February 03, 2010, 12:18:49 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

Anyone have any pictures of naked speed skaters?


Are you looking for Shani Davis or Dan Jansen or Bonnie Blair?

If only there was a website that could help you in your search. (http://images.google.com/images?q=naked+speedskaters&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi)
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:20:20 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 03, 2010, 12:13:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

But what about curling?

A fun, quixotic sport to watch.  It's quirky.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Eli on February 03, 2010, 12:23:20 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

Anyone have any pictures of naked speed skaters?

I have some of Apollo Ono.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 12:26:05 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:20:20 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 03, 2010, 12:13:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

But what about curling?

A fun, quixotic sport to watch.  It's quirky.

Quixotic?
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:35:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 12:26:05 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:20:20 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 03, 2010, 12:13:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

But what about curling?

A fun, quixotic sport to watch.  It's quirky.

Quixotic?

That.  Just.  Happened.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Wheezer on February 03, 2010, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 03, 2010, 12:13:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

But what about curling?

Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
Anyone have any pictures of naked speed skaters?

You could always combine the two (http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/26/naked-women-of-curling-2008.aspx). (2010 calendar ad here (http://www.anaarce.com/Fire_On_Ice_2.htm).)
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Jon on February 03, 2010, 12:44:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:35:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 12:26:05 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:20:20 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 03, 2010, 12:13:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

But what about curling?

A fun, quixotic sport to watch.  It's quirky.

Quixotic?

That.  Just.  Happened.

LA has changed you, man.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: R-V on February 03, 2010, 12:48:51 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 03, 2010, 11:37:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 03, 2010, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

February: worst sports month or worst month for sports? Discuss.

Worst month for sports

A month with the Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Daytona 500 (Que JD?), Fun College Basketball games, Pitchers and Catchers Reporting to Camp, the PGA Tour getting serious, the NFL Combine, the beginning of the HS basketball tournament, and we're saying this month sucks?

You know what month really sucks? August. The trade deadline's passed, the good part of the pennant race is to come, but if your team's out of it, it's obvious, the most pedestrian of golf majors, a bunch of meaningless football games that can't hold your interest for more than one series at a time, and what else? The Brickyard 400 (Que JD?)? The Arlington Million? I guess high school football starts in August, so there's that.

I'll give you the Super Bowl this year. Everything else you mentioned bores me. I'm bored.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 03, 2010, 12:52:29 PM

Peyton Manning has one fucked-up looking head.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: CBStew on February 03, 2010, 12:55:18 PM
Well back in the day they usta have the national squirrel tossing championship in February cuz those critters were gettin more rambunctious and nasty then they usually were what with having to sleep in trees that were covered in snow they tended to try to get into the sheds where we kept the pumpkins left over from the harvest where we kept them for making pumpkin butter which didn't taste so good but what are you goin to do with punkins anyways?  What was the question?
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on February 03, 2010, 01:08:02 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

I can vouch for the HD picture you'll get from the Alpine Skiing.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Kermit IV on February 03, 2010, 03:04:00 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 03, 2010, 11:37:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 03, 2010, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

February: worst sports month or worst month for sports? Discuss.

Worst month for sports

A month with the Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Daytona 500 (Que JD?), Fun College Basketball games, Pitchers and Catchers Reporting to Camp, the PGA Tour getting serious, the NFL Combine, the beginning of the HS basketball tournament, and we're saying this month sucks?

You know what month really sucks? August. The trade deadline's passed, the good part of the pennant race is to come, but if your team's out of it, it's obvious, the most pedestrian of golf majors, a bunch of meaningless football games that can't hold your interest for more than one series at a time, and what else? The Brickyard 400 (Que JD?)? The Arlington Million? I guess high school football starts in August, so there's that.

Not to Jim Hendry.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: CBStew on February 03, 2010, 03:11:29 PM
Does this qualify as sports talk?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/02/02/international/i212400S74.DTL
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
In high school, I had a TV show based on The Sportswriters on TV called Chalk Talk.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: CBStew on February 03, 2010, 04:06:28 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
In high school, I had a TV show based on The Sportswriters on TV called Chalk Talk.

You went to high school?
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Saul Goodman on February 03, 2010, 04:13:21 PM
Kerm and Andy, how come you don't write advertisement posts (http://www.viewfromthebleachers.com/media/vftbmediakit.pdf) that aren't actually disclosed as advertising thus making your readers really, really trust you?  And don't you know that a Media Kit (http://viewfromthebleachers.com/meet-the-staff/media-kit/), normally used to provide the actual media with photos and factsheets about a product or service, is actually meant for advertising and has absolutely nothing to do with the media whatsoever?  Speaking of journalism, PAUL SULLIVAN sucks at it!!!!!  Objectivity!!!
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 04:20:20 PM
Quote from: Day Man on February 03, 2010, 04:13:21 PM
Kerm and Andy, how come you don't write advertisement posts (http://www.viewfromthebleachers.com/media/vftbmediakit.pdf) that aren't actually disclosed as advertising thus making your readers really, really trust you?  And don't you know that a Media Kit (http://viewfromthebleachers.com/meet-the-staff/media-kit/), normally used to provide the actual media with photos and factsheets about a product or service, is actually meant for advertising and has absolutely nothing to do with the media whatsoever?  Speaking of journalism, PAUL SULLIVAN sucks at it!!!!!  Objectivity!!!

QuoteSorry - US dollars are the only form of currency accepted.

Que Kurt?
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: PenFoe on February 03, 2010, 04:20:32 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 03, 2010, 04:06:28 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
In high school, I had a TV show based on The Sportswriters on TV called Chalk Talk.

You went to high school?

You think he learned those skills on the street?
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: MAD on February 03, 2010, 04:36:08 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 03, 2010, 04:20:32 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 03, 2010, 04:06:28 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
In high school, I had a TV show based on The Sportswriters on TV called Chalk Talk.

You went to high school?

You think he learned those skills on the street?

Oleg has skills?
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 04:40:58 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 03, 2010, 04:06:28 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
In high school, I had a TV show based on The Sportswriters on TV called Chalk Talk.

You went to high school?

More like low school...amiright?
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: powen01 on February 03, 2010, 04:41:56 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 04:40:58 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 03, 2010, 04:06:28 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
In high school, I had a TV show based on The Sportswriters on TV called Chalk Talk.

You went to high school?

More like low school...amiright?

Short bus.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Kermit IV on February 03, 2010, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 04:40:58 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 03, 2010, 04:06:28 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
In high school, I had a TV show based on The Sportswriters on TV called Chalk Talk.

You went to high school?

More like low school...amiright?

No, I think HIGH school is perfectly appropriate.  AMIRIGHT?
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 07:45:25 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 03, 2010, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 04:40:58 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 03, 2010, 04:06:28 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
In high school, I had a TV show based on The Sportswriters on TV called Chalk Talk.

You went to high school?

More like low school...amiright?

No, I think HIGH school is perfectly appropriate.  AMIRIGHT?

Not, ironically, until Huey smoked him up in college.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Slaky on February 03, 2010, 07:53:43 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 07:45:25 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 03, 2010, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 04:40:58 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 03, 2010, 04:06:28 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
In high school, I had a TV show based on The Sportswriters on TV called Chalk Talk.

You went to high school?

More like low school...amiright?

No, I think HIGH school is perfectly appropriate.  AMIRIGHT?

Not, ironically, until Huey smoked him up in college.

He literally rolled Oleg in between papers, lit him on fire, and took a draaaaaaaag.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 08:10:07 PM
SPORTS! (http://www.boston.com/sports/football/articles/2010/02/03/solid_backing_by_saint/?page=full)
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Shooter on February 03, 2010, 11:25:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
In high school, I had a TV show based on The Sportswriters on TV called Chalk Talk.

In high school, I had a TV show based on ghey porn called Cock Talk.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Wheezer on February 03, 2010, 11:52:14 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 08:10:07 PM
SPORTS! (http://www.boston.com/sports/football/articles/2010/02/03/solid_backing_by_saint/?page=full)

(http://www.badjocks.com/images/streaker-phone.JPG)
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Jon on February 03, 2010, 11:52:24 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 03, 2010, 11:25:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
In high school, I had a TV show based on The Sportswriters on TV called Chalk Talk.

In high school, I had a TV show based on ghey porn called Cock Talk.

Great show. Really in depth.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on February 04, 2010, 07:41:14 AM
I love Drew Brees.  The Saints are going to make him a very, very rich man in the offseason.  Vote for his charity thing on NFL.com or something, if not for anything else other than his competition is Mark Sanchez.
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: RedBeard on February 06, 2010, 09:35:53 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on February 04, 2010, 07:41:14 AM
I love Drew Brees.  The Saints are going to make him a very, very rich man in the offseason.  Vote for his charity thing on NFL.com or something, if not for anything else other than his competition is Mark Sanchez.

We get it, you have a ghey man-crush on Drew Brees.

Now, in more important SPORTS news... (http://www.nudesportsblog.com/) (NSFW sports even!)
Title: Re: Sports Talk!
Post by: Wheezer on February 06, 2010, 10:13:10 PM
Quote from: RedBeard on February 06, 2010, 09:35:53 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on February 04, 2010, 07:41:14 AM
I love Drew Brees.  The Saints are going to make him a very, very rich man in the offseason.  Vote for his charity thing on NFL.com or something, if not for anything else other than his competition is Mark Sanchez.

We get it, you have a ghey man-crush on Drew Brees.

Now, in more important SPORTS news... (http://www.nudesportsblog.com/) (NSFW sports even!)

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