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Title: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on February 09, 2010, 06:45:11 PM
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Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CBStew on February 09, 2010, 11:15:52 PM
Good work.  I was going to start a thread called "Bare up, Chicago Bears 2010".  But then I thought better of it.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 10, 2010, 09:02:40 AM

"You Gotta Have Heart."
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on February 10, 2010, 10:21:44 AM
I'm starting to rethink my Deadpool pick
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on February 11, 2010, 12:37:21 PM
No clue if this is real, but if it is, holy shit is it complex.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/2945347/2000-Rams-Martz-Offense
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on February 11, 2010, 12:40:16 PM
Quote from: BH on February 11, 2010, 12:37:21 PM
No clue if this is real, but if it is, holy shit is it complex.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/2945347/2000-Rams-Martz-Offense

Yes, it is. The Score posted that. I have complete confidence that the Bears offense can absorb all that. Martz doesn't like to run the same play twice in a game, so you know it'll get used. Plus, it's not like the Bears haven't had any players being held back because they couldn't learn the playbook, right?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on February 16, 2010, 12:10:44 PM
What am I to make of the Bobby DePaul firing?  SKO, I need to know what to think!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on February 16, 2010, 12:17:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 16, 2010, 12:10:44 PM
What am I to make of the Bobby DePaul firing?  SKO, I need to know what to think!

Absolutely nothing is what you should make of this. It's just rearranging shit that won't matter for 2010, then watching the new guy get fired after the season. It gives the bears another guy to blame for sucking last year, even though DePaul was "best known for engineering the trade for quarterback Jay Cutler." Bear football.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Ivy6 on February 16, 2010, 12:22:15 PM
Quote from: BH on February 16, 2010, 12:17:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 16, 2010, 12:10:44 PM
What am I to make of the Bobby DePaul firing?  SKO, I need to know what to think!

Absolutely nothing is what you should make of this. It's just rearranging shit that won't matter for 2010, then watching the new guy get fired after the season. It gives the bears another guy to blame for sucking last year, even though DePaul was "best known for engineering the trade for quarterback Jay Cutler." Bear football.

Yeah, how the fuck hard was it to "engineer" the Cutler trade. 

Bears: "Hi Denver, we want Jay Cutler"
Denver: "well, Washington has offered us two 1s and a 3."
Bears: "That is fair, can I have a 5th back?"
Denver: "Yes, but we will need a quarterback for this season"
Bears: "Ok, here's Orton, we won't need him anymore."
Denver: "Sweet."
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on February 16, 2010, 12:29:25 PM
Quote from: BH on February 16, 2010, 12:17:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 16, 2010, 12:10:44 PM
What am I to make of the Bobby DePaul firing?  SKO, I need to know what to think!

Absolutely nothing is what you should make of this. It's just rearranging shit that won't matter for 2010, then watching the new guy get fired after the season. It gives the bears another guy to blame for sucking last year, even though DePaul was "best known for engineering the trade for quarterback Jay Cutler." Bear football.

OK, you can tell me that Rod Marinelli and Lovie Smith "engineered" the Tampa-2 defense, or that Mike Martz "engineered" the Greatest Show on Turf, or that Jim Finks and Jerry Vainisi "engineered" the 1985 Bears (yes, I know Finks was gone by 1985, but he started the work in the late 70s/early 80s).

But how do you engineer a trade?

Intrepid Reader: Jim Hendry
Good question, T.J. You should ask my newest Assistant to the General Manager. He engineered a trade that brought us Cesar Izturis!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on February 17, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: BH on February 17, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on February 17, 2010, 10:46:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: BH on February 17, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?

I'm sure that, because we're all so god damned angry about the totally fucked up situation in the Bears front office and we'd like to believe someone on the inside is just as mad, we're going to make DePaul out to be the here who stood up bravely to Lovie and Jerry and screamed "None shall pass! The bullshit-toleration stops here!" and that he got axed for his heroics, but my guess is, with the timing and the fact that he had to be escorted out, that he simply stole money or nailed somebody's wife and just got fired for non-football related reasons. I doubt this is a sign of dissent amongst the legion of the inept.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on February 17, 2010, 11:05:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 10:46:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: BH on February 17, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?

I'm sure that, because we're all so god damned angry about the totally fucked up situation in the Bears front office and we'd like to believe someone on the inside is just as mad, we're going to make DePaul out to be the here who stood up bravely to Lovie and Jerry and screamed "None shall pass! The bullshit-toleration stops here!" and that he got axed for his heroics, but my guess is, with the timing and the fact that he had to be escorted out, that he simply stole money or nailed somebody's wife and just got fired for non-football related reasons. I doubt this is a sign of dissent amongst the legion of the inept.

I disagree.  I choose to believe he was fired for his intolerance towards bullshit.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on February 17, 2010, 11:11:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 17, 2010, 11:05:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 10:46:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: BH on February 17, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?

I'm sure that, because we're all so god damned angry about the totally fucked up situation in the Bears front office and we'd like to believe someone on the inside is just as mad, we're going to make DePaul out to be the here who stood up bravely to Lovie and Jerry and screamed "None shall pass! The bullshit-toleration stops here!" and that he got axed for his heroics, but my guess is, with the timing and the fact that he had to be escorted out, that he simply stole money or nailed somebody's wife and just got fired for non-football related reasons. I doubt this is a sign of dissent amongst the legion of the inept.

I disagree.  I choose to believe he was fired for his intolerance towards bullshit.

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that bullshit....bullshit should never be tolerated. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 17, 2010, 11:43:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 11:11:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 17, 2010, 11:05:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 10:46:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: BH on February 17, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?

I'm sure that, because we're all so god damned angry about the totally fucked up situation in the Bears front office and we'd like to believe someone on the inside is just as mad, we're going to make DePaul out to be the here who stood up bravely to Lovie and Jerry and screamed "None shall pass! The bullshit-toleration stops here!" and that he got axed for his heroics, but my guess is, with the timing and the fact that he had to be escorted out, that he simply stole money or nailed somebody's wife and just got fired for non-football related reasons. I doubt this is a sign of dissent amongst the legion of the inept.

I disagree.  I choose to believe he was fired for his intolerance towards bullshit.

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that bullshit....bullshit should never be tolerated. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.


[ Googling... ]

Second Hand Lions?

WTF?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Jon on February 17, 2010, 11:46:30 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 17, 2010, 11:43:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 11:11:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 17, 2010, 11:05:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 10:46:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: BH on February 17, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?

I'm sure that, because we're all so god damned angry about the totally fucked up situation in the Bears front office and we'd like to believe someone on the inside is just as mad, we're going to make DePaul out to be the here who stood up bravely to Lovie and Jerry and screamed "None shall pass! The bullshit-toleration stops here!" and that he got axed for his heroics, but my guess is, with the timing and the fact that he had to be escorted out, that he simply stole money or nailed somebody's wife and just got fired for non-football related reasons. I doubt this is a sign of dissent amongst the legion of the inept.

I disagree.  I choose to believe he was fired for his intolerance towards bullshit.

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that bullshit....bullshit should never be tolerated. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.


[ Googling... ]

Second Hand Lions?

WTF?

My reaction exactly.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on February 17, 2010, 11:55:03 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 17, 2010, 11:43:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 11:11:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 17, 2010, 11:05:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 10:46:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: BH on February 17, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?

I'm sure that, because we're all so god damned angry about the totally fucked up situation in the Bears front office and we'd like to believe someone on the inside is just as mad, we're going to make DePaul out to be the here who stood up bravely to Lovie and Jerry and screamed "None shall pass! The bullshit-toleration stops here!" and that he got axed for his heroics, but my guess is, with the timing and the fact that he had to be escorted out, that he simply stole money or nailed somebody's wife and just got fired for non-football related reasons. I doubt this is a sign of dissent amongst the legion of the inept.

I disagree.  I choose to believe he was fired for his intolerance towards bullshit.

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that bullshit....bullshit should never be tolerated. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.


[ Googling... ]

Second Hand Lions?

WTF?

Tank just wants to act like he didn't know that beforehand.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 11:57:46 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 17, 2010, 11:55:03 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 17, 2010, 11:43:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 11:11:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 17, 2010, 11:05:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 10:46:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: BH on February 17, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?

I'm sure that, because we're all so god damned angry about the totally fucked up situation in the Bears front office and we'd like to believe someone on the inside is just as mad, we're going to make DePaul out to be the here who stood up bravely to Lovie and Jerry and screamed "None shall pass! The bullshit-toleration stops here!" and that he got axed for his heroics, but my guess is, with the timing and the fact that he had to be escorted out, that he simply stole money or nailed somebody's wife and just got fired for non-football related reasons. I doubt this is a sign of dissent amongst the legion of the inept.

I disagree.  I choose to believe he was fired for his intolerance towards bullshit.

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that bullshit....bullshit should never be tolerated. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.


[ Googling... ]

Second Hand Lions?

WTF?

Tank just wants to act like he didn't know that beforehand.

Rod Marinelli said all that? No wonder everybody loves that guy.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on February 17, 2010, 12:21:13 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 17, 2010, 11:43:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 11:11:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 17, 2010, 11:05:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on February 17, 2010, 10:46:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 17, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: BH on February 17, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Update on the Bobby Depaul signing. On the score this morning, they said that Depaul wasn't a Lovie yes man and they suspected this was the reason he was fired. It was also said that he brought in 14 of the players on our last Super Bowl team, not angelo.

What else did they say? And what word from Slezak?

I'm sure that, because we're all so god damned angry about the totally fucked up situation in the Bears front office and we'd like to believe someone on the inside is just as mad, we're going to make DePaul out to be the here who stood up bravely to Lovie and Jerry and screamed "None shall pass! The bullshit-toleration stops here!" and that he got axed for his heroics, but my guess is, with the timing and the fact that he had to be escorted out, that he simply stole money or nailed somebody's wife and just got fired for non-football related reasons. I doubt this is a sign of dissent amongst the legion of the inept.

I disagree.  I choose to believe he was fired for his intolerance towards bullshit.

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that bullshit....bullshit should never be tolerated. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.


[ Googling... ]

Second Hand Lions?

WTF?

Second Hand Lions is by far the most appropriate name of a movie to take a quote from about this coaching staff.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on February 17, 2010, 01:17:31 PM
I make no apologies. I enjoy that film. Robert Duvall charms me.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:39:56 AM
The team is guaranteed to be better next year, after all, how else could they justify raising ticket prices?

http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article (http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article)

Quote''The biggest goal we have financially is to remain economically competitive with other teams in the league with the goal of building a championship team, obviously,'' Phillips said. ''Given the fact that we have the smallest stadium capacity in the league (and) we pay one of, if not the highest, amusement tax of any team ... just to keep our ticket revenues in the middle of the pack, more often than not we're going to have to increase most of the ticket prices every year.''

Now, I'm not really bothered by the ticket increase (I haven't been to a game in years, and probably won't break that streak this year), but did Phillips really just site the capacity of the stadium as one of the reasons they need to do this?  The stadium that the fucking Bears just rebuilt to their own specifications using public fucking money?  Christ.  I hope Ted Phillips and the entire McCaskey family get the flesh eating virus.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:42:49 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:39:56 AM
The team is guaranteed to be better next year, after all, how else could they justify raising ticket prices?

http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article (http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article)

Quote''The biggest goal we have financially is to remain economically competitive with other teams in the league with the goal of building a championship team, obviously,'' Phillips said. ''Given the fact that we have the smallest stadium capacity in the league (and) we pay one of, if not the highest, amusement tax of any team ... just to keep our ticket revenues in the middle of the pack, more often than not we're going to have to increase most of the ticket prices every year.''

Now, I'm not really bothered by the ticket increase (I haven't been to a game in years, and probably won't break that streak this year), but did Phillips really just site the capacity of the stadium as one of the reasons they need to do this?  The stadium that the fucking Bears just rebuilt to their own specifications using public fucking money?  Christ.  I hope Ted Phillips and the entire McCaskey family get the flesh eating virus.

Can we just have Slaky finish these sentences?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:44:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:42:49 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:39:56 AM
The team is guaranteed to be better next year, after all, how else could they justify raising ticket prices?

http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article (http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article)

Quote''The biggest goal we have financially is to remain economically competitive with other teams in the league with the goal of building a championship team, obviously,'' Phillips said. ''Given the fact that we have the smallest stadium capacity in the league (and) we pay one of, if not the highest, amusement tax of any team ... just to keep our ticket revenues in the middle of the pack, more often than not we're going to have to increase most of the ticket prices every year.''

Now, I'm not really bothered by the ticket increase (I haven't been to a game in years, and probably won't break that streak this year), but did Phillips really just site the capacity of the stadium as one of the reasons they need to do this?  The stadium that the fucking Bears just rebuilt to their own specifications using public fucking money?  Christ.  I hope Ted Phillips and the entire McCaskey family get the flesh eating virus.

Can we just have Slaky finish these sentences?

I couldn't find him anywhere.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:48:11 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:44:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:42:49 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:39:56 AM
The team is guaranteed to be better next year, after all, how else could they justify raising ticket prices?

http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article (http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article)

Quote''The biggest goal we have financially is to remain economically competitive with other teams in the league with the goal of building a championship team, obviously,'' Phillips said. ''Given the fact that we have the smallest stadium capacity in the league (and) we pay one of, if not the highest, amusement tax of any team ... just to keep our ticket revenues in the middle of the pack, more often than not we're going to have to increase most of the ticket prices every year.''

Now, I'm not really bothered by the ticket increase (I haven't been to a game in years, and probably won't break that streak this year), but did Phillips really just site the capacity of the stadium as one of the reasons they need to do this?  The stadium that the fucking Bears just rebuilt to their own specifications using public fucking money?  Christ.  I hope Ted Phillips and the entire McCaskey family get the flesh eating virus.

Can we just have Slaky finish these sentences?

I couldn't find him anywhere.

Do we have some sort of a Slaky signal?

Also, that comment wasn't a slight against you, CT.  It's just that he's so good at these things.  Like Wheezer is at confusing the shit out of us and Kurt is at narcissism.  It's all very scientific.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:57:14 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:48:11 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:44:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:42:49 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:39:56 AM
The team is guaranteed to be better next year, after all, how else could they justify raising ticket prices?

http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article (http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article)

Quote''The biggest goal we have financially is to remain economically competitive with other teams in the league with the goal of building a championship team, obviously,'' Phillips said. ''Given the fact that we have the smallest stadium capacity in the league (and) we pay one of, if not the highest, amusement tax of any team ... just to keep our ticket revenues in the middle of the pack, more often than not we're going to have to increase most of the ticket prices every year.''

Now, I'm not really bothered by the ticket increase (I haven't been to a game in years, and probably won't break that streak this year), but did Phillips really just site the capacity of the stadium as one of the reasons they need to do this?  The stadium that the fucking Bears just rebuilt to their own specifications using public fucking money?  Christ.  I hope Ted Phillips and the entire McCaskey family get the flesh eating virus.

Can we just have Slaky finish these sentences?

I couldn't find him anywhere.

Do we have some sort of a Slaky signal?

Also, that comment wasn't a slight against you, CT.  It's just that he's so good at these things.  Like Wheezer is at confusing the shit out of us and Kurt is at narcissism.  It's all very scientific.

I'm glad you said that, because I have to admit, I was hurt and angered by your comment.  Thanks, man.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:58:52 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:57:14 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:48:11 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:44:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:42:49 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:39:56 AM
The team is guaranteed to be better next year, after all, how else could they justify raising ticket prices?

http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article (http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article)

Quote''The biggest goal we have financially is to remain economically competitive with other teams in the league with the goal of building a championship team, obviously,'' Phillips said. ''Given the fact that we have the smallest stadium capacity in the league (and) we pay one of, if not the highest, amusement tax of any team ... just to keep our ticket revenues in the middle of the pack, more often than not we're going to have to increase most of the ticket prices every year.''

Now, I'm not really bothered by the ticket increase (I haven't been to a game in years, and probably won't break that streak this year), but did Phillips really just site the capacity of the stadium as one of the reasons they need to do this?  The stadium that the fucking Bears just rebuilt to their own specifications using public fucking money?  Christ.  I hope Ted Phillips and the entire McCaskey family get the flesh eating virus.

Can we just have Slaky finish these sentences?

I couldn't find him anywhere.

Do we have some sort of a Slaky signal?

Also, that comment wasn't a slight against you, CT.  It's just that he's so good at these things.  Like Wheezer is at confusing the shit out of us and Kurt is at narcissism.  It's all very scientific.

I'm glad you said that, because I have to admit, I was hurt and angered by your comment.  Thanks, man.

Yeah, I sensed that.  We cool?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:59:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:58:52 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:57:14 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:48:11 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:44:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:42:49 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:39:56 AM
The team is guaranteed to be better next year, after all, how else could they justify raising ticket prices?

http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article (http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article)

Quote''The biggest goal we have financially is to remain economically competitive with other teams in the league with the goal of building a championship team, obviously,'' Phillips said. ''Given the fact that we have the smallest stadium capacity in the league (and) we pay one of, if not the highest, amusement tax of any team ... just to keep our ticket revenues in the middle of the pack, more often than not we're going to have to increase most of the ticket prices every year.''

Now, I'm not really bothered by the ticket increase (I haven't been to a game in years, and probably won't break that streak this year), but did Phillips really just site the capacity of the stadium as one of the reasons they need to do this?  The stadium that the fucking Bears just rebuilt to their own specifications using public fucking money?  Christ.  I hope Ted Phillips and the entire McCaskey family get the flesh eating virus.

Can we just have Slaky finish these sentences?

I couldn't find him anywhere.

Do we have some sort of a Slaky signal?

Also, that comment wasn't a slight against you, CT.  It's just that he's so good at these things.  Like Wheezer is at confusing the shit out of us and Kurt is at narcissism.  It's all very scientific.

I'm glad you said that, because I have to admit, I was hurt and angered by your comment.  Thanks, man.

Yeah, I sensed that.  We cool?

We're cool.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 10:26:10 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:57:14 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:48:11 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:44:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:42:49 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:39:56 AM
The team is guaranteed to be better next year, after all, how else could they justify raising ticket prices?

http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article (http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article)

Quote''The biggest goal we have financially is to remain economically competitive with other teams in the league with the goal of building a championship team, obviously,'' Phillips said. ''Given the fact that we have the smallest stadium capacity in the league (and) we pay one of, if not the highest, amusement tax of any team ... just to keep our ticket revenues in the middle of the pack, more often than not we're going to have to increase most of the ticket prices every year.''

Now, I'm not really bothered by the ticket increase (I haven't been to a game in years, and probably won't break that streak this year), but did Phillips really just site the capacity of the stadium as one of the reasons they need to do this?  The stadium that the fucking Bears just rebuilt to their own specifications using public fucking money?  Christ.  I hope Ted Phillips and the entire McCaskey family get the flesh eating virus.

Can we just have Slaky finish these sentences?

I couldn't find him anywhere.

Do we have some sort of a Slaky signal?

Also, that comment wasn't a slight against you, CT.  It's just that he's so good at these things.  Like Wheezer is at confusing the shit out of us and Kurt is at narcissism.  It's all very scientific.

I'm glad you said that, because I have to admit, I was hurt and angered by your comment.  Thanks, man.

Max... what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: MAD on February 20, 2010, 10:30:31 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:59:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:58:52 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:57:14 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:48:11 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:44:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 20, 2010, 09:42:49 AM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 09:39:56 AM
The team is guaranteed to be better next year, after all, how else could they justify raising ticket prices?

http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article (http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2059580,022110sptbears.article)

Quote''The biggest goal we have financially is to remain economically competitive with other teams in the league with the goal of building a championship team, obviously,'' Phillips said. ''Given the fact that we have the smallest stadium capacity in the league (and) we pay one of, if not the highest, amusement tax of any team ... just to keep our ticket revenues in the middle of the pack, more often than not we're going to have to increase most of the ticket prices every year.''

Now, I'm not really bothered by the ticket increase (I haven't been to a game in years, and probably won't break that streak this year), but did Phillips really just site the capacity of the stadium as one of the reasons they need to do this?  The stadium that the fucking Bears just rebuilt to their own specifications using public fucking money?  Christ.  I hope Ted Phillips and the entire McCaskey family get the flesh eating virus.

Can we just have Slaky finish these sentences?

I couldn't find him anywhere.

Do we have some sort of a Slaky signal?

Also, that comment wasn't a slight against you, CT.  It's just that he's so good at these things.  Like Wheezer is at confusing the shit out of us and Kurt is at narcissism.  It's all very scientific.

I'm glad you said that, because I have to admit, I was hurt and angered by your comment.  Thanks, man.

Yeah, I sensed that.  We cool?

We're cool.

Hug it out, bitches.

I just heard Rosendouche on the SCORE lamenting that Jerry Angelo drafted Cedric Benson in the first round when he CLEARLY had a better running back in Thomas Jones.   That's funny.  I don't remember Jones ending the 2004 as anything other than a borderline journeyman who may or may not have finally justified his first-round status by averaging 67 yards per game with the Bears--his third team in 5 NFL seasons.  
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 10:34:26 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 20, 2010, 10:30:31 AM
I just heard Rosendouche on the SCORE lamenting that Jerry Angelo drafted Cedric Benson in the first round when he CLEARLY had a better running back in Thomas Jones.   That's funny.  I don't remember Jones ending the 2004 as anything other than a borderline journeyman who may or may not have finally justified his first-round status by averaging 67 yards per game with the Bears--his third team in 5 NFL seasons.  

Wait... We're gonna fight that battle again?

Did he go on to bitch about Lovie's refusal to start Griese?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.


He lit a Q-Tip?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: ChuckD on February 20, 2010, 05:48:10 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.


He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 06:01:25 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 20, 2010, 05:48:10 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.


He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

Apex's ears are burning.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: ChuckD on February 20, 2010, 06:11:56 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 06:01:25 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 20, 2010, 05:48:10 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.


He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

Apex's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BBM on February 20, 2010, 06:51:59 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 20, 2010, 10:30:31 AM
I just heard Rosendouche on the SCORE lamenting that Jerry Angelo drafted Cedric Benson in the first round when he CLEARLY had a better running back in Thomas Jones.   That's funny.  I don't remember Jones ending the 2004 as anything other than a borderline journeyman who may or may not have finally justified his first-round status by averaging 67 yards per game with the Bears--his third team in 5 NFL seasons.  

Not trying to agree with The Poker reporter.  But that previous year's bears team was awful and Thomas Jones was the one remotely bright spot on that team. I think barely Walter could average 80 yards a game with a Offensive line that consisted of Qasim Mitchell, Steve Edwards and I believe Ruben Brown who was Joe Louis's age when Louis fought Marciano.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 20, 2010, 09:21:28 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 20, 2010, 06:11:56 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 06:01:25 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 20, 2010, 05:48:10 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.


He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

Apex's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

It was a gummi bear.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on February 20, 2010, 10:09:04 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 20, 2010, 09:21:28 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 20, 2010, 06:11:56 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 06:01:25 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 20, 2010, 05:48:10 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.


He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

Apex's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

It was a gummi bear.

Would you two stop saying "gummi" so much?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BBM on February 20, 2010, 11:12:26 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 10:09:04 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 20, 2010, 09:21:28 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 20, 2010, 06:11:56 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 06:01:25 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 20, 2010, 05:48:10 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.


He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

Apex's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

It was a gummi bear.

Would you two stop saying "gummi" so much?

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/Halman/The%20Simpsons/SweetCan.png)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Jon on February 20, 2010, 11:43:14 PM
Quote from: BBM on February 20, 2010, 11:12:26 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 20, 2010, 10:09:04 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 20, 2010, 09:21:28 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 20, 2010, 06:11:56 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 06:01:25 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 20, 2010, 05:48:10 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 20, 2010, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on February 20, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.


He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

Apex's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

It was a gummi bear.

Would you two stop saying "gummi" so much?

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/Halman/The%20Simpsons/SweetCan.png)


....Precious Venus...
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on February 22, 2010, 07:55:07 PM
LT released:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783)

The Bears could use a washed-up running back...
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on February 23, 2010, 03:04:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 22, 2010, 07:55:07 PM
LT released:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783)

The Bears could use a washed-up running back...

Or Westbrook (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/02/23/eagles-westbrook.ap/index.html?eref=sihp)

I need some SKOnalysis
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on February 23, 2010, 04:57:08 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 23, 2010, 03:04:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 22, 2010, 07:55:07 PM
LT released:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783)

The Bears could use a washed-up running back...

Or Westbrook (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/02/23/eagles-westbrook.ap/index.html?eref=sihp)

I need some SKOnalysis

Well, both of them have the same skillset as Forte. They'd both fit well in Martz's offense, whatever that means. They'd also be better than Kahlil Bell. My guess is that they'll want more money than the Bears would sign them for and it'll all be a moot point anyways because I don't think Angelo has any sort of plan whatsoever in regards to fixing the offensive line. My analysis? Root for the Saints.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on February 23, 2010, 04:58:13 PM
Quote from: SKO on February 23, 2010, 04:57:08 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 23, 2010, 03:04:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 22, 2010, 07:55:07 PM
LT released:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783)

The Bears could use a washed-up running back...

Or Westbrook (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/02/23/eagles-westbrook.ap/index.html?eref=sihp)

I need some SKOnalysis

Well, both of them have the same skillset as Forte. They'd both fit well in Martz's offense, whatever that means. They'd also be better than Kahlil Bell. My guess is that they'll want more money than the Bears would sign them for and it'll all be a moot point anyways because I don't think Angelo has any sort of plan whatsoever in regards to fixing the offensive line. My analysis? Root for the Saints.


DPD, oh, and, if I had my druthers, I'd take Westbrook.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on February 23, 2010, 06:19:53 PM
Quote from: SKO on February 23, 2010, 04:57:08 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 23, 2010, 03:04:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 22, 2010, 07:55:07 PM
LT released:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783)

The Bears could use a washed-up running back...

Or Westbrook (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/02/23/eagles-westbrook.ap/index.html?eref=sihp)

I need some SKOnalysis

Well, both of them have the same skillset as Forte. They'd both fit well in Martz's offense, whatever that means. They'd also be better than Kahlil Bell. My guess is that they'll want more money than the Bears would sign them for and it'll all be a moot point anyways because I don't think Angelo has any sort of plan whatsoever in regards to fixing the offensive line. My analysis? Root for the Saints.


/boner.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Pre on February 23, 2010, 10:39:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on February 23, 2010, 04:58:13 PM
DPD, oh, and, if I had my druthers, I'd take Westbrook.

While I think we all agree it will never happen, it would be awesome if the Bears signed him.

Awesome to set up a pool for how many minutes of game time until his career is ended from
concussion and/or death.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on February 24, 2010, 07:45:33 AM
Quote from: Pre on February 23, 2010, 10:39:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on February 23, 2010, 04:58:13 PM
DPD, oh, and, if I had my druthers, I'd take Westbrook.

While I think we all agree it will never happen, it would be awesome if the Bears signed him.

Awesome to set up a pool for how many minutes of game time until his career is ended from
concussion and/or death.

They're both pretty brittle at this point. I just think Westrbook would be more valuable when he does play. Tomlinson's receiving skills have always been overrated, and I think his actual skills have diminished more than Westbrook's. The Eagles just finally got tired of waiting for him to get healthy and finally drafted a capable replacement in LeSean McCoy. But no, it won't happen.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on February 24, 2010, 10:33:45 AM
This doesn't seem like it could be true, but here it is (http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d8168c92c&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true) anyway.

QuoteThe Chicago Bears are gearing up for a major run at Julius Peppers, a league source said Tuesday, and Aaron Kampman also is an option for a team that's intent on landing a pass-rushing defensive end this offseason.

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on February 24, 2010, 11:55:01 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 24, 2010, 10:33:45 AM
This doesn't seem like it could be true, but here it is (http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d8168c92c&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true) anyway.

QuoteThe Chicago Bears are gearing up for a major run at Julius Peppers, a league source said Tuesday, and Aaron Kampman also is an option for a team that's intent on landing a pass-rushing defensive end this offseason.



I'm sitting at my desk imagining how good these 2 guys could be under the leadership of Rod Marinelli.
If we get one of these guys, I'm putting the rest of the NFL on notice.
Bear football.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on February 24, 2010, 01:31:23 PM
Quote from: BH on February 24, 2010, 11:55:01 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 24, 2010, 10:33:45 AM
This doesn't seem like it could be true, but here it is (http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d8168c92c&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true) anyway.

QuoteThe Chicago Bears are gearing up for a major run at Julius Peppers, a league source said Tuesday, and Aaron Kampman also is an option for a team that's intent on landing a pass-rushing defensive end this offseason.



I'm sitting at my desk imagining how good these 2 guys could be under the leadership of Rod Marinelli.
If we get one of these guys, I'm putting the rest of the NFL on notice.
Bear football.

I'm sitting on my desk with my pants around my ankles drumming my bancroft while thinking the exact same thing. Bear Down indeed.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on February 26, 2010, 11:27:25 AM
It only took Lovie 5 years to figure this out (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/02/lovie-smith-bears-need-to-invest-at-safety.html):

Quote"We need to improve our safety position, period," Smith said. "Haven't been pleased with the production we've gotten. I think we had one interception from the safety position. That was one of the reasons why I feel like our takeaways were down this year. We need to bring in or just get more competition and just improvement in general."

It's expected that the Bears will target Antrel Rolle, who figures to be released by the Arizona Cardinals. The converted cornerback is due to earn $12 million this year. The Cardinals want Rolle back, but are not going to pay him more than fellow safety Adrian Wilson, and know there is a risk in letting him go.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on February 26, 2010, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 26, 2010, 11:27:25 AM
It only took Lovie 5 years to figure this out (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/02/lovie-smith-bears-need-to-invest-at-safety.html):

Quote"We need to improve our safety position, period," Smith said. "Haven't been pleased with the production we've gotten. I think we had one interception from the safety position. That was one of the reasons why I feel like our takeaways were down this year. We need to bring in or just get more competition and just improvement in general."

It's expected that the Bears will target Antrel Rolle, who figures to be released by the Arizona Cardinals. The converted cornerback is due to earn $12 million this year. The Cardinals want Rolle back, but are not going to pay him more than fellow safety Adrian Wilson, and know there is a risk in letting him go.


I don't think he just figured it out and drafted shitty safeties on purpose because he thought it would be cute. I just think he and Angelo don't have a fucking clue what a decent one actually looks like.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on February 26, 2010, 11:47:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 26, 2010, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 26, 2010, 11:27:25 AM
It only took Lovie 5 years to figure this out (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/02/lovie-smith-bears-need-to-invest-at-safety.html):

Quote"We need to improve our safety position, period," Smith said. "Haven't been pleased with the production we've gotten. I think we had one interception from the safety position. That was one of the reasons why I feel like our takeaways were down this year. We need to bring in or just get more competition and just improvement in general."

It's expected that the Bears will target Antrel Rolle, who figures to be released by the Arizona Cardinals. The converted cornerback is due to earn $12 million this year. The Cardinals want Rolle back, but are not going to pay him more than fellow safety Adrian Wilson, and know there is a risk in letting him go.


I don't think he just figured it out and drafted shitty safeties on purpose because he thought it would be cute. I just think he and Angelo don't have a fucking clue what a decent one actually looks like.

I don't think they drafted shitty ones on purpose. I think they thought they could get by with the PayneSteltzGrahamAfalava 4th and 5th round pick extravaganza without investing in a first round draft pick or big free agent.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on February 26, 2010, 02:14:33 PM
Quote from: R-V on February 26, 2010, 11:47:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 26, 2010, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 26, 2010, 11:27:25 AM
It only took Lovie 5 years to figure this out (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/02/lovie-smith-bears-need-to-invest-at-safety.html):

Quote"We need to improve our safety position, period," Smith said. "Haven't been pleased with the production we've gotten. I think we had one interception from the safety position. That was one of the reasons why I feel like our takeaways were down this year. We need to bring in or just get more competition and just improvement in general."

It's expected that the Bears will target Antrel Rolle, who figures to be released by the Arizona Cardinals. The converted cornerback is due to earn $12 million this year. The Cardinals want Rolle back, but are not going to pay him more than fellow safety Adrian Wilson, and know there is a risk in letting him go.


I don't think he just figured it out and drafted shitty safeties on purpose because he thought it would be cute. I just think he and Angelo don't have a fucking clue what a decent one actually looks like.

I don't think they drafted shitty ones on purpose. I think they thought they could get by with the PayneSteltzGrahamAfalava 4th and 5th round pick extravaganza without investing in a first round draft pick or big free agent.

What's sad is they had a pretty good safety in Chris Harris and traded him to make room for Archuletta.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Pre on February 26, 2010, 02:44:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on February 26, 2010, 02:14:33 PM
What's sad is they had a pretty good safety in Chris Harris and traded him to make room for Archuletta.

Sure, but Harris wasn't fantastic with the Bears.  While Archuleta was a mistake, at
the time Harris behind Manning at safety and I always thought he was best at putting
big hits on our CBs instead of the WRs.  I just don't know of anyone who would have
said that between Manning, Harris, McGowen, and Payne that they would definitely
have wanted to keep Harris.  They also got a pick for him, not like they just cut him.

I just think that of all the bad moves the Bears have made personnel wise, this one
is mostly hindsight nit picking.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenFoe on February 26, 2010, 03:12:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on February 23, 2010, 04:57:08 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 23, 2010, 03:04:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 22, 2010, 07:55:07 PM
LT released:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783)

The Bears could use a washed-up running back...

Or Westbrook (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/02/23/eagles-westbrook.ap/index.html?eref=sihp)

I need some SKOnalysis

Well, both of them have the same skillset as Forte. They'd both fit well in Martz's offense, whatever that means. They'd also be better than Kahlil Bell. My guess is that they'll want more money than the Bears would sign them for and it'll all be a moot point anyways because I don't think Angelo has any sort of plan whatsoever in regards to fixing the offensive line. My analysis? Root for the Saints.

The Westbrook wrinkle.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=4949076&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on February 26, 2010, 03:13:59 PM
Quote from: Pre on February 26, 2010, 02:44:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on February 26, 2010, 02:14:33 PM
What's sad is they had a pretty good safety in Chris Harris and traded him to make room for Archuletta.

Sure, but Harris wasn't fantastic with the Bears.  While Archuleta was a mistake, at
the time Harris behind Manning at safety and I always thought he was best at putting
big hits on our CBs instead of the WRs.  I just don't know of anyone who would have
said that between Manning, Harris, McGowen, and Payne that they would definitely
have wanted to keep Harris.  They also got a pick for him, not like they just cut him.

I just think that of all the bad moves the Bears have made personnel wise, this one
is mostly hindsight nit picking.

I was against it at the time and still am. I never liked Danieal Manning. HE HAS A GIRL'S NAME.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on February 26, 2010, 03:37:11 PM
rotoworld

"Bears GM Jerry Angelo confirmed that CB Nathan Vasher will stay on the roster at least until training camp.
Vasher isn't due an offseason roster bonus, so his roster spot is safe for now despite ineffective play several years running. "We paid him his money, so it doesn't behoove us to let him go," said Angelo. "We're going to take him to training camp." Vasher shouldn't be counted on for any role in 2010.
Source: Brad Biggs on Twitter "
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on February 26, 2010, 03:38:36 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 26, 2010, 03:12:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on February 23, 2010, 04:57:08 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 23, 2010, 03:04:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 22, 2010, 07:55:07 PM
LT released:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783 (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783)

The Bears could use a washed-up running back...

Or Westbrook (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/02/23/eagles-westbrook.ap/index.html?eref=sihp)

I need some SKOnalysis

Well, both of them have the same skillset as Forte. They'd both fit well in Martz's offense, whatever that means. They'd also be better than Kahlil Bell. My guess is that they'll want more money than the Bears would sign them for and it'll all be a moot point anyways because I don't think Angelo has any sort of plan whatsoever in regards to fixing the offensive line. My analysis? Root for the Saints.

The Westbrook wrinkle.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=4949076&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines)

So Brian Westbrook hasn't watched a Bears game in several years and really wants to play football somewhere next year. Got it.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Pre on February 26, 2010, 03:50:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on February 26, 2010, 03:13:59 PM
Quote from: Pre on February 26, 2010, 02:44:27 PM
I just don't know of anyone who would have said that between Manning, Harris, McGowen,
and Payne that they would definitely have wanted to keep Harris. 

I was against it at the time and still am. I never liked Danieal Manning. HE HAS A GIRL'S NAME.

Then I don't know you.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Pre on February 26, 2010, 03:51:28 PM
Quote from: R-V on February 26, 2010, 03:38:36 PM
So Brian Westbrook hasn't watched a Bears game in several years and really wants to play football somewhere next year. Got it.

DPD.

Apparently the doctors never asked him what year it was before clearing him to play.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 03, 2010, 09:13:03 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/03/olsen-unhappy-with-hiring-of-martz-wants-a-trade/ - Olsen wants out because Martz hates tight ends. While I typically dislike Olsen and his frequent bouts with fumbles and dropped passes and his inability to block anything, I'm not sure I'm all that eager about trading him for what would probably be a shitty pick just so they can sign Manumaleuna to be fat.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on March 03, 2010, 09:34:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 09:13:03 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/03/olsen-unhappy-with-hiring-of-martz-wants-a-trade/ - Olsen wants out because Martz hates tight ends. While I typically dislike Olsen and his frequent bouts with fumbles and dropped passes and his inability to block anything, I'm not sure I'm all that eager about trading him for what would probably be a shitty pick just so they can sign Manumaleuna to be fat.

Isn't the rumor that he'd go to the Patriots for one of their second rounders?  That'd seem to be pretty decent value for him. 
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 03, 2010, 09:42:41 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 03, 2010, 09:34:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 09:13:03 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/03/olsen-unhappy-with-hiring-of-martz-wants-a-trade/ - Olsen wants out because Martz hates tight ends. While I typically dislike Olsen and his frequent bouts with fumbles and dropped passes and his inability to block anything, I'm not sure I'm all that eager about trading him for what would probably be a shitty pick just so they can sign Manumaleuna to be fat.

Isn't the rumor that he'd go to the Patriots for one of their second rounders?  That'd seem to be pretty decent value for him. 

Is that the rumor? 2nd round pick, eh?


TRADE GREG OLSEN!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on March 03, 2010, 09:49:01 AM
A good coach tailors his system to his personnel, especially his good personnel. He resists the temptation to shed good personnel for shitty personnel just so it fits his idealized system.

The Bears have good players and shitty players. Unfortunately, they lack a good coach.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on March 03, 2010, 09:55:29 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 03, 2010, 09:49:01 AM
A good coach tailors his system to his personnel, especially his good personnel. He resists the temptation to shed good personnel for shitty personnel just so it fits his idealized system.

The Bears have good players and shitty players. Unfortunately, they lack a good coach.

How many coaches actually do that?  Parcells and...?

Most of these coaches are egomaniacs.  "I'm the coach and I know how to do this!"  More often than not, they are wrong.  Why?

Most of them are also Peter Principle candidates.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on March 03, 2010, 10:01:09 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 03, 2010, 09:55:29 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 03, 2010, 09:49:01 AM
A good coach tailors his system to his personnel, especially his good personnel. He resists the temptation to shed good personnel for shitty personnel just so it fits his idealized system.

The Bears have good players and shitty players. Unfortunately, they lack a good coach.

How many coaches actually do that?  Parcells and...?

Most of these coaches are egomaniacs.  "I'm the coach and I know how to do this!"  More often than not, they are wrong.  Why?

Most of them are also Peter Principle candidates.

I'd have no problem with the Bears trying to remake their offensive roster to try and fit with Martz's system if I didn't think the whole damn lot of the coaching staff was going to be fired next year.  That's what sucks here.  No, Olsen isn't a great fit for Martz's offense, but he's pretty damn good fit in most others, and we'll likely be seeing a new offensive coordinator in a year's time.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:06:42 AM
Quote from: CT III on March 03, 2010, 10:01:09 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 03, 2010, 09:55:29 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 03, 2010, 09:49:01 AM
A good coach tailors his system to his personnel, especially his good personnel. He resists the temptation to shed good personnel for shitty personnel just so it fits his idealized system.

The Bears have good players and shitty players. Unfortunately, they lack a good coach.

How many coaches actually do that?  Parcells and...?

Most of these coaches are egomaniacs.  "I'm the coach and I know how to do this!"  More often than not, they are wrong.  Why?

Most of them are also Peter Principle candidates.

I'd have no problem with the Bears trying to remake their offensive roster to try and fit with Martz's system if I didn't think the whole damn lot of the coaching staff was going to be fired next year.  That's what sucks here.  No, Olsen isn't a great fit for Martz's offense, but he's pretty damn good fit in most others, and we'll likely be seeing a new offensive coordinator in a year's time.

That was my original response. A 2nd round pick would be nice though. Then again, Angelo would just waste it on some DB from an AA school in Texas or Louisiana that no one else had higher than a 4th or 5th rounder.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Shooter on March 03, 2010, 10:11:30 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 03, 2010, 09:55:29 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 03, 2010, 09:49:01 AM
A good coach tailors his system to his personnel, especially his good personnel. He resists the temptation to shed good personnel for shitty personnel just so it fits his idealized system.

The Bears have good players and shitty players. Unfortunately, they lack a good coach.

How many coaches actually do that?  Parcells and...?

Most of these coaches are egomaniacs.  "I'm the coach and I know how to do this!"  More often than not, they are wrong.  Why?

Most of them are also Peter Principle candidates.

Mike Tomlin had always coached a 4-3 defense. When he was hired by the Steelers, he kept Dick LeBeau and his 3-4 zone blitz scheme.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on March 03, 2010, 10:13:12 AM
I don't know about Olsen. I would say he's a pretty good tight end, but not this game changing elite tight end that the Bears seemed to believe. If the Bears could get a second rounder I'd say make the trade.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:20:35 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 03, 2010, 10:13:12 AM
I don't know about Olsen. I would say he's a pretty good tight end, but not this game changing elite tight end that the Bears seemed to believe. If the Bears could get a second rounder I'd say make the trade.

If we're talking about a competent GM here. I realize ten minutes ago I just said it was a good deal, but I'm changing my mind. Angelo would find a way, in one of the most promising drafts in years, to fuck up that 2nd round pick. Nothing this team does this offseason is going to make them a playoff contender. Nothing. I'd say it'd be best for all involved if they just sat tight, went 5-11, fired everyone, and left the important decisions to the next staff.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: MAD on March 03, 2010, 10:22:28 AM
Take the second round pick.  Stiffler sucks, and I'm tired of Cutler going out of his way to turn shit into shinola just because he's his bro.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on March 03, 2010, 10:25:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:20:35 AM
Nothing this team does this offseason is going to make them a playoff contender.

You don't think signing, say, Kampman/Peppers and Rolle/Sharper would add 2-3 wins from last year?  What about if they manage to shore up the o-line a bit?  If they're willing to spend some money this offseason (and it sounds like they are), I think they definitely could be a playoff "contender."  It's not like they went 2-14 last year.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 03, 2010, 10:30:58 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 03, 2010, 10:22:28 AM
Take the second round pick.  Stiffler sucks, and I'm tired of Cutler going out of his way to turn shit into shinola just because he's his bro.

Dude, Where's My Garbanzo Bean Salad?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: MAD on March 03, 2010, 10:31:40 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 03, 2010, 10:30:58 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 03, 2010, 10:22:28 AM
Take the second round pick.  Stiffler sucks, and I'm tired of Cutler going out of his way to turn shit into shinola just because he's his bro.

Dude, Where's My Garbanzo Bean Salad?

It's in the Wanntstedt Theory of Irrelevant Parking Garages, D'UR.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on March 03, 2010, 10:34:07 AM
What irks me about the possible trading of Olsen is that next year they're going to be without a coaching staff and one more competent player. How does Mike Martz, the 45th choice of the Bears to coach, come in and just run off Olsen? Seems pretty lame. Olsen's a bitch and Martz is a stubborn asshole. I'm annoyed.

FWIW, they said on the Score last night that Kampman has already made a decision on who he's signing with and it isn't the Bears.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on March 03, 2010, 10:38:24 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 03, 2010, 09:55:29 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 03, 2010, 09:49:01 AM
A good coach tailors his system to his personnel, especially his good personnel. He resists the temptation to shed good personnel for shitty personnel just so it fits his idealized system.

The Bears have good players and shitty players. Unfortunately, they lack a good coach.

How many coaches actually do that?  Parcells and...?


Don Shula
Chuck Noll
Tom Landry
Weeb Ewbank
Bill Cowher
Marty Schottenheimer
Jon Gruden

Oh, you're looking for current coaches?
Wade Phillips
Andy Reid
Bill Bellichick
Tom Coughlin (waiting for Fork's angry response)
Mike McCarthy
Mike Tomlin (as Shooter mentioned)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:40:07 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 03, 2010, 10:25:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:20:35 AM
Nothing this team does this offseason is going to make them a playoff contender.

You don't think signing, say, Kampman/Peppers and Rolle/Sharper would add 2-3 wins from last year?  What about if they manage to shore up the o-line a bit?  If they're willing to spend some money this offseason (and it sounds like they are), I think they definitely could be a playoff "contender."  It's not like they went 2-14 last year.


I don't buy that they're willing to spend money this offseason. I think they'll say that until they can portray those guys as asking for a ludicrous amount of money and hope that you're content that they tried. If they made all of those moves then yeah, they could improve, but I'm positive they're just blowing smoke up my ass.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on March 03, 2010, 10:45:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:20:35 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 03, 2010, 10:13:12 AM
I don't know about Olsen. I would say he's a pretty good tight end, but not this game changing elite tight end that the Bears seemed to believe. If the Bears could get a second rounder I'd say make the trade.

If we're talking about a competent GM here. I realize ten minutes ago I just said it was a good deal, but I'm changing my mind. Angelo would find a way, in one of the most promising drafts in years, to fuck up that 2nd round pick. Nothing this team does this offseason is going to make them a playoff contender. Nothing. I'd say it'd be best for all involved if they just sat tight, went 5-11, fired everyone, and left the important decisions to the next staff.

Upon thinking about this, I'm moving more into the trade Olsen for a potential 2nd rounder. Basically, if Olsen stays we will get more of the hype on how great he is and then have the strong possibility of him delivering another mediocre season lowering his trade value. Olsen's value maybe at it's highest right now and could deliver the best value.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on March 03, 2010, 10:48:37 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 03, 2010, 10:38:24 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 03, 2010, 09:55:29 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 03, 2010, 09:49:01 AM
A good coach tailors his system to his personnel, especially his good personnel. He resists the temptation to shed good personnel for shitty personnel just so it fits his idealized system.

The Bears have good players and shitty players. Unfortunately, they lack a good coach.

How many coaches actually do that?  Parcells and...?


Don Shula
Chuck Noll
Tom Landry
Weeb Ewbank
Bill Cowher
Marty Schottenheimer
Jon Gruden

Oh, you're looking for current coaches?
Wade Phillips Sean Payton
Andy Reid
Bill Bellichick
Tom Coughlin (waiting for Fork's angry response)
Mike McCarthy
Mike Tomlin (as Shooter mentioned)

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:54:20 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 03, 2010, 10:45:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:20:35 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 03, 2010, 10:13:12 AM
I don't know about Olsen. I would say he's a pretty good tight end, but not this game changing elite tight end that the Bears seemed to believe. If the Bears could get a second rounder I'd say make the trade.

If we're talking about a competent GM here. I realize ten minutes ago I just said it was a good deal, but I'm changing my mind. Angelo would find a way, in one of the most promising drafts in years, to fuck up that 2nd round pick. Nothing this team does this offseason is going to make them a playoff contender. Nothing. I'd say it'd be best for all involved if they just sat tight, went 5-11, fired everyone, and left the important decisions to the next staff.

Upon thinking about this, I'm moving more into the trade Olsen for a potential 2nd rounder. Basically, if Olsen stays we will get more of the hype on how great he is and then have the strong possibility of him delivering another mediocre season lowering his trade value. Olsen's value maybe at it's highest right now and could deliver the best value.

The problem with this is that you're looking at the 2nd round pick as an end in and of itself, when it's only a means to an end. By saying "Trade Olsen for a 2nd round pick" that assumes the player Angelo would draft with that pick will be a more valuable player than Greg Olsen. I just don't see that happening.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 03, 2010, 10:59:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:40:07 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 03, 2010, 10:25:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:20:35 AM
Nothing this team does this offseason is going to make them a playoff contender.

You don't think signing, say, Kampman/Peppers and Rolle/Sharper would add 2-3 wins from last year?  What about if they manage to shore up the o-line a bit?  If they're willing to spend some money this offseason (and it sounds like they are), I think they definitely could be a playoff "contender."  It's not like they went 2-14 last year.


I don't buy that they're willing to spend money this offseason. I think they'll say that until they can portray those guys as asking for a ludicrous amount of money and hope that you're content that they tried. If they made all of those moves then yeah, they could improve, but I'm positive they're just blowing smoke up my ass.

This is where I am. Until and unless Angelo/McClaskeys whip up a tasty Pepper(s) and egg sandwich on a Kaiser Roll(e) for Huey, I consider this team to be run by a bunch of bullshit tolerators.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on March 03, 2010, 11:00:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:54:20 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 03, 2010, 10:45:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:20:35 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 03, 2010, 10:13:12 AM
I don't know about Olsen. I would say he's a pretty good tight end, but not this game changing elite tight end that the Bears seemed to believe. If the Bears could get a second rounder I'd say make the trade.

If we're talking about a competent GM here. I realize ten minutes ago I just said it was a good deal, but I'm changing my mind. Angelo would find a way, in one of the most promising drafts in years, to fuck up that 2nd round pick. Nothing this team does this offseason is going to make them a playoff contender. Nothing. I'd say it'd be best for all involved if they just sat tight, went 5-11, fired everyone, and left the important decisions to the next staff.

Upon thinking about this, I'm moving more into the trade Olsen for a potential 2nd rounder. Basically, if Olsen stays we will get more of the hype on how great he is and then have the strong possibility of him delivering another mediocre season lowering his trade value. Olsen's value maybe at it's highest right now and could deliver the best value.

The problem with this is that you're looking at the 2nd round pick as an end in and of itself, when it's only a means to an end. By saying "Trade Olsen for a 2nd round pick" that assumes the player Angelo would draft with that pick will be a more valuable player than Greg Olsen. I just don't see that happening.

Yes it does, but that's where I'm sitting right now. Olsen's a good player, but using him to potentially fill a more glaring hole with a high round pick sounds good right now.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 03, 2010, 11:03:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 03, 2010, 10:59:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:40:07 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 03, 2010, 10:25:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:20:35 AM
Nothing this team does this offseason is going to make them a playoff contender.

You don't think signing, say, Kampman/Peppers and Rolle/Sharper would add 2-3 wins from last year?  What about if they manage to shore up the o-line a bit?  If they're willing to spend some money this offseason (and it sounds like they are), I think they definitely could be a playoff "contender."  It's not like they went 2-14 last year.


I don't buy that they're willing to spend money this offseason. I think they'll say that until they can portray those guys as asking for a ludicrous amount of money and hope that you're content that they tried. If they made all of those moves then yeah, they could improve, but I'm positive they're just blowing smoke up my ass.

This is where I am. Until and unless Angelo/McClaskeys whip up a tasty Pepper(s) and egg sandwich on a Kaiser Roll(e) for Huey, I consider this team to be run by a bunch of bullshit tolerators.

They've practically written the book on bullshit toleration.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on March 03, 2010, 11:09:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 11:03:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 03, 2010, 10:59:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:40:07 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 03, 2010, 10:25:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:20:35 AM
Nothing this team does this offseason is going to make them a playoff contender.

You don't think signing, say, Kampman/Peppers and Rolle/Sharper would add 2-3 wins from last year?  What about if they manage to shore up the o-line a bit?  If they're willing to spend some money this offseason (and it sounds like they are), I think they definitely could be a playoff "contender."  It's not like they went 2-14 last year.


I don't buy that they're willing to spend money this offseason. I think they'll say that until they can portray those guys as asking for a ludicrous amount of money and hope that you're content that they tried. If they made all of those moves then yeah, they could improve, but I'm positive they're just blowing smoke up my ass.

This is where I am. Until and unless Angelo/McClaskeys whip up a tasty Pepper(s) and egg sandwich on a Kaiser Roll(e) for Huey, I consider this team to be run by a bunch of bullshit tolerators.

They've practically written the book on bullshit toleration.

And it's almost as good as "The Guns of August".
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 03, 2010, 11:11:22 AM
Quote from: CT III on March 03, 2010, 11:09:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 11:03:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 03, 2010, 10:59:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:40:07 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 03, 2010, 10:25:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:20:35 AM
Nothing this team does this offseason is going to make them a playoff contender.

You don't think signing, say, Kampman/Peppers and Rolle/Sharper would add 2-3 wins from last year?  What about if they manage to shore up the o-line a bit?  If they're willing to spend some money this offseason (and it sounds like they are), I think they definitely could be a playoff "contender."  It's not like they went 2-14 last year.


I don't buy that they're willing to spend money this offseason. I think they'll say that until they can portray those guys as asking for a ludicrous amount of money and hope that you're content that they tried. If they made all of those moves then yeah, they could improve, but I'm positive they're just blowing smoke up my ass.

This is where I am. Until and unless Angelo/McClaskeys whip up a tasty Pepper(s) and egg sandwich on a Kaiser Roll(e) for Huey, I consider this team to be run by a bunch of bullshit tolerators.

They've practically written the book on bullshit toleration.

And it's almost as good as "The Guns of August".

Woah, Woah. Slow your roll, dawg. Somethings you just don't joke about.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on March 03, 2010, 11:16:37 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 11:11:22 AM
Quote from: CT III on March 03, 2010, 11:09:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 11:03:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 03, 2010, 10:59:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:40:07 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 03, 2010, 10:25:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:20:35 AM
Nothing this team does this offseason is going to make them a playoff contender.

You don't think signing, say, Kampman/Peppers and Rolle/Sharper would add 2-3 wins from last year?  What about if they manage to shore up the o-line a bit?  If they're willing to spend some money this offseason (and it sounds like they are), I think they definitely could be a playoff "contender."  It's not like they went 2-14 last year.


I don't buy that they're willing to spend money this offseason. I think they'll say that until they can portray those guys as asking for a ludicrous amount of money and hope that you're content that they tried. If they made all of those moves then yeah, they could improve, but I'm positive they're just blowing smoke up my ass.

This is where I am. Until and unless Angelo/McClaskeys whip up a tasty Pepper(s) and egg sandwich on a Kaiser Roll(e) for Huey, I consider this team to be run by a bunch of bullshit tolerators.

They've practically written the book on bullshit toleration.

And it's almost as good as "The Guns of August".

Woah, Woah. Slow your roll, dawg. Somethings you just don't joke about.

The Kaiser tolerated way too much bullshit from von Moltke.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 03, 2010, 11:31:53 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on March 03, 2010, 11:16:37 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 11:11:22 AM
Quote from: CT III on March 03, 2010, 11:09:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 11:03:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 03, 2010, 10:59:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:40:07 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 03, 2010, 10:25:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 10:20:35 AM
Nothing this team does this offseason is going to make them a playoff contender.

You don't think signing, say, Kampman/Peppers and Rolle/Sharper would add 2-3 wins from last year?  What about if they manage to shore up the o-line a bit?  If they're willing to spend some money this offseason (and it sounds like they are), I think they definitely could be a playoff "contender."  It's not like they went 2-14 last year.


I don't buy that they're willing to spend money this offseason. I think they'll say that until they can portray those guys as asking for a ludicrous amount of money and hope that you're content that they tried. If they made all of those moves then yeah, they could improve, but I'm positive they're just blowing smoke up my ass.

This is where I am. Until and unless Angelo/McClaskeys whip up a tasty Pepper(s) and egg sandwich on a Kaiser Roll(e) for Huey, I consider this team to be run by a bunch of bullshit tolerators.

They've practically written the book on bullshit toleration.

And it's almost as good as "The Guns of August".

Woah, Woah. Slow your roll, dawg. Somethings you just don't joke about.

The Kaiser tolerated way too much bullshit from von Moltke.

I heart this post.  Yay history.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 05, 2010, 06:50:39 AM
Free agent updates from Schefter and Biggs:

QuoteBarring any complications in Chicago, the Julius Peppers deal gets done and announced with the Bears by Friday afternoon.

QuoteOne of the few who sidestepped Chicago: Cardinals free agent safety Antrel Rolle, who's visiting the N.Y. Giants. 

QuoteThe #Bears have agreed to terms with TE Brandon Manumaleuna on a 5-yr contract.

QuoteChester Taylor coming to town w/ agent Ken Sarnoff. Word on the street is he is angling for $8 million guaranteed.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 07:22:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 06:50:39 AM
Free agent updates from Schefter and Biggs:

QuoteBarring any complications in Chicago, the Julius Peppers deal gets done and announced with the Bears by Friday afternoon.
[/b]

QuoteOne of the few who sidestepped Chicago: Cardinals free agent safety Antrel Rolle, who's visiting the N.Y. Giants. 

QuoteThe #Bears have agreed to terms with TE Brandon Manumaleuna on a 5-yr contract.

QuoteChester Taylor coming to town w/ agent Ken Sarnoff. Word on the street is he is angling for $8 million guaranteed.

The Skinny Mike of Mike & Mike is not impressed. "How'd Cutler work out for you? It's the under the radar moves that work out for teams, i.e. Randy Moss for a 4th round pick"

Fuck him. I have a nice Peppers boner.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:41:49 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 07:22:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 06:50:39 AM
Free agent updates from Schefter and Biggs:

QuoteBarring any complications in Chicago, the Julius Peppers deal gets done and announced with the Bears by Friday afternoon.
[/b]

QuoteOne of the few who sidestepped Chicago: Cardinals free agent safety Antrel Rolle, who's visiting the N.Y. Giants.  

QuoteThe #Bears have agreed to terms with TE Brandon Manumaleuna on a 5-yr contract.

QuoteChester Taylor coming to town w/ agent Ken Sarnoff. Word on the street is he is angling for $8 million guaranteed.

The Skinny Mike of Mike & Mike is not impressed. "How'd Cutler work out for you? It's the under the radar moves that work out for teams, i.e. Randy Moss for a 4th round pick"

Fuck him. I have a nice Peppers boner.

Peppers will help, and hopefully he can take some of the pressure off of Tommie Harris and get his fat ass to do something. I'd still like to see the offensive line addressed. Thank GOD they got Brandon Manumaleuna!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 05, 2010, 08:52:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:41:49 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 07:22:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 06:50:39 AM
Free agent updates from Schefter and Biggs:

QuoteBarring any complications in Chicago, the Julius Peppers deal gets done and announced with the Bears by Friday afternoon.
[/b]

QuoteOne of the few who sidestepped Chicago: Cardinals free agent safety Antrel Rolle, who's visiting the N.Y. Giants.  

QuoteThe #Bears have agreed to terms with TE Brandon Manumaleuna on a 5-yr contract.

QuoteChester Taylor coming to town w/ agent Ken Sarnoff. Word on the street is he is angling for $8 million guaranteed.

The Skinny Mike of Mike & Mike is not impressed. "How'd Cutler work out for you? It's the under the radar moves that work out for teams, i.e. Randy Moss for a 4th round pick"

Fuck him. I have a nice Peppers boner.

Peppers will help, and hopefully he can take some of the pressure off of Tommie Harris and get his fat ass to do something. I'd still like to see the offensive line addressed. Thank GOD they got Brandon Manumaleuna!

So what is their offensive line as of now? Are they planning on trying Omiyale at LG again? Shaffer at RT?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 08:52:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:41:49 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 07:22:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 06:50:39 AM
Free agent updates from Schefter and Biggs:

QuoteBarring any complications in Chicago, the Julius Peppers deal gets done and announced with the Bears by Friday afternoon.
[/b]

QuoteOne of the few who sidestepped Chicago: Cardinals free agent safety Antrel Rolle, who's visiting the N.Y. Giants.  

QuoteThe #Bears have agreed to terms with TE Brandon Manumaleuna on a 5-yr contract.

QuoteChester Taylor coming to town w/ agent Ken Sarnoff. Word on the street is he is angling for $8 million guaranteed.

The Skinny Mike of Mike & Mike is not impressed. "How'd Cutler work out for you? It's the under the radar moves that work out for teams, i.e. Randy Moss for a 4th round pick"

Fuck him. I have a nice Peppers boner.

Peppers will help, and hopefully he can take some of the pressure off of Tommie Harris and get his fat ass to do something. I'd still like to see the offensive line addressed. Thank GOD they got Brandon Manumaleuna!

So what is their offensive line as of now? Are they planning on trying Omiyale at LG again? Shaffer at RT?

That's what I'm hearing. I'm also hearing that no one but Chicago's offering anywhere close to what Rolle wants, so they may get Peppers and Rolle. That would make that defense somewhere bordering on adequate!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on March 05, 2010, 09:09:37 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 08:52:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:41:49 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 07:22:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 06:50:39 AM
Free agent updates from Schefter and Biggs:

QuoteBarring any complications in Chicago, the Julius Peppers deal gets done and announced with the Bears by Friday afternoon.
[/b]

QuoteOne of the few who sidestepped Chicago: Cardinals free agent safety Antrel Rolle, who's visiting the N.Y. Giants.  

QuoteThe #Bears have agreed to terms with TE Brandon Manumaleuna on a 5-yr contract.

QuoteChester Taylor coming to town w/ agent Ken Sarnoff. Word on the street is he is angling for $8 million guaranteed.

The Skinny Mike of Mike & Mike is not impressed. "How'd Cutler work out for you? It's the under the radar moves that work out for teams, i.e. Randy Moss for a 4th round pick"

Fuck him. I have a nice Peppers boner.

Peppers will help, and hopefully he can take some of the pressure off of Tommie Harris and get his fat ass to do something. I'd still like to see the offensive line addressed. Thank GOD they got Brandon Manumaleuna!

So what is their offensive line as of now? Are they planning on trying Omiyale at LG again? Shaffer at RT?

That's what I'm hearing. I'm also hearing that no one but Chicago's offering anywhere close to what Rolle wants, so they may get Peppers and Rolle. That would make that defense somewhere bordering on adequate!

I would poo if he left NY and came straight to Chicago. Wow.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on March 05, 2010, 09:23:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
That's what I'm hearing. I'm also hearing that no one but Chicago's offering anywhere close to what Rolle wants, so they may get Peppers and Rolle. That would make that defense somewhere bordering on adequate!

You're too negative.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 05, 2010, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 05, 2010, 09:23:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
That's what I'm hearing. I'm also hearing that no one but Chicago's offering anywhere close to what Rolle wants, so they may get Peppers and Rolle. That would make that defense somewhere bordering on adequate!

You're too negative.

Last season I tried too positive. I'm going with bi-polar offseason approaches.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on March 05, 2010, 09:26:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 05, 2010, 09:23:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
That's what I'm hearing. I'm also hearing that no one but Chicago's offering anywhere close to what Rolle wants, so they may get Peppers and Rolle. That would make that defense somewhere bordering on adequate!

You're too negative.

Last season I tried too positive. I'm going with bi-polar offseason approaches.

Just don't kill Yeti's Peppers boner too soon.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 05, 2010, 09:28:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 05, 2010, 09:23:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
That's what I'm hearing. I'm also hearing that no one but Chicago's offering anywhere close to what Rolle wants, so they may get Peppers and Rolle. That would make that defense somewhere bordering on adequate!

You're too negative.

If the Bears somehow net Peppers, Taylor AND Rolle you'd have to be a real Chuck to not be excited about it.

Back to the offensive line, is there any chance at all that they'll give Kreutz the boot and slot Beeks in there?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 05, 2010, 09:32:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 09:28:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 05, 2010, 09:23:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
That's what I'm hearing. I'm also hearing that no one but Chicago's offering anywhere close to what Rolle wants, so they may get Peppers and Rolle. That would make that defense somewhere bordering on adequate!

You're too negative.

If the Bears somehow net Peppers, Taylor AND Rolle you'd have to be a real Chuck to not be excited about it.

Back to the offensive line, is there any chance at all that they'll give Kreutz the boot and slot Beeks in there?

They'd be good moves, although I think Chester Taylor would be too expensive for a position that's more of a want than a need. Forte is still a good runningback and a good fit for the offense, the line just sucked that hard last year. If Taylor really wants a contract near the 8 million a year range it'd be a total waste of cash. Use that money to up the offer for Rolle.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 05, 2010, 09:40:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 09:32:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 09:28:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 05, 2010, 09:23:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
That's what I'm hearing. I'm also hearing that no one but Chicago's offering anywhere close to what Rolle wants, so they may get Peppers and Rolle. That would make that defense somewhere bordering on adequate!

You're too negative.

If the Bears somehow net Peppers, Taylor AND Rolle you'd have to be a real Chuck to not be excited about it.

Back to the offensive line, is there any chance at all that they'll give Kreutz the boot and slot Beeks in there?

They'd be good moves, although I think Chester Taylor would be too expensive for a position that's more of a want than a need. Forte is still a good runningback and a good fit for the offense, the line just sucked that hard last year. If Taylor really wants a contract near the 8 million a year range it'd be a total waste of cash. Use that money to up the offer for Rolle.

Agreed, safety's a much higher priority than RB. But isn't this an uncapped year? I haven't followed  the salary cap stuff too closely, but if there's no cap, couldn't they theoretically sign all three?

Also, Atogwe (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/pompei-not-to-be-greedy-but-how-about-a-safety.html) an option? It's Pompei, so probably not.

QuoteThe best option clearly is O.J. Atogwe of the Rams. He is a restricted free agent, and it was assumed the Rams would tender him at a level that would require any team that signs him to compensate the Rams with a high draft pick.  But the Rams chose to tender him at the lowest possible level.

What this means is whoever signs Atogwe would not have to compensate the Rams. But the Rams have the right to match any offer.  It would probably take a market-setting deal to get him out of St. Louis, and the Bears might not be able to afford such a deal given their other maneuverings.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 09:43:04 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 09:40:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 09:32:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 09:28:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 05, 2010, 09:23:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
That's what I'm hearing. I'm also hearing that no one but Chicago's offering anywhere close to what Rolle wants, so they may get Peppers and Rolle. That would make that defense somewhere bordering on adequate!

You're too negative.

If the Bears somehow net Peppers, Taylor AND Rolle you'd have to be a real Chuck to not be excited about it.

Back to the offensive line, is there any chance at all that they'll give Kreutz the boot and slot Beeks in there?

They'd be good moves, although I think Chester Taylor would be too expensive for a position that's more of a want than a need. Forte is still a good runningback and a good fit for the offense, the line just sucked that hard last year. If Taylor really wants a contract near the 8 million a year range it'd be a total waste of cash. Use that money to up the offer for Rolle.

Agreed, safety's a much higher priority than RB. But isn't this an uncapped year? I haven't followed  the salary cap stuff too closely, but if there's no cap, couldn't they theoretically sign all three?

Also, Atogwe (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/pompei-not-to-be-greedy-but-how-about-a-safety.html) an option? It's Pompei, so probably not.

QuoteThe best option clearly is O.J. Atogwe of the Rams. He is a restricted free agent, and it was assumed the Rams would tender him at a level that would require any team that signs him to compensate the Rams with a high draft pick.  But the Rams chose to tender him at the lowest possible level.

What this means is whoever signs Atogwe would not have to compensate the Rams. But the Rams have the right to match any offer.  It would probably take a market-setting deal to get him out of St. Louis, and the Bears might not be able to afford such a deal given their other maneuverings.

The thing that throws me off about this is the fact that Ted Phillips came out a couple weeks ago and said they wouldn't go crazy spending money and then he raised ticket prices.. However, I'm sure many will accept higher prices if this is what you get for that.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 05, 2010, 09:44:48 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 09:40:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 09:32:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 09:28:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 05, 2010, 09:23:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
That's what I'm hearing. I'm also hearing that no one but Chicago's offering anywhere close to what Rolle wants, so they may get Peppers and Rolle. That would make that defense somewhere bordering on adequate!

You're too negative.

If the Bears somehow net Peppers, Taylor AND Rolle you'd have to be a real Chuck to not be excited about it.

Back to the offensive line, is there any chance at all that they'll give Kreutz the boot and slot Beeks in there?

They'd be good moves, although I think Chester Taylor would be too expensive for a position that's more of a want than a need. Forte is still a good runningback and a good fit for the offense, the line just sucked that hard last year. If Taylor really wants a contract near the 8 million a year range it'd be a total waste of cash. Use that money to up the offer for Rolle.

Agreed, safety's a much higher priority than RB. But isn't this an uncapped year? I haven't followed  the salary cap stuff too closely, but if there's no cap, couldn't they theoretically sign all three?

Also, Atogwe (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/pompei-not-to-be-greedy-but-how-about-a-safety.html) an option? It's Pompei, so probably not.

QuoteThe best option clearly is O.J. Atogwe of the Rams. He is a restricted free agent, and it was assumed the Rams would tender him at a level that would require any team that signs him to compensate the Rams with a high draft pick.  But the Rams chose to tender him at the lowest possible level.

What this means is whoever signs Atogwe would not have to compensate the Rams. But the Rams have the right to match any offer.  It would probably take a market-setting deal to get him out of St. Louis, and the Bears might not be able to afford such a deal given their other maneuverings.

It's an uncapped year. Theoretically they could spend whatever they want, but you know there's a ceiling on what Angelo's been given permission to spend. The number I heard was about 25-30 million dollars were available for cash up front. I know Peppers was probably demanding somewhere around 12-18 a year, and Rolle was asking 8. Peppers probably got what he asked for. Rolle's price will go down because he's a safety asking for cornerback money, but I don't know how far down it will go. There's probably enough money to pick up Rolle and Peppers, but probably not enough to pick up Rolle, Taylor, and Peppers.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on March 05, 2010, 09:52:38 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 09:43:04 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 09:40:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 09:32:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 09:28:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 05, 2010, 09:23:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2010, 08:58:20 AM
That's what I'm hearing. I'm also hearing that no one but Chicago's offering anywhere close to what Rolle wants, so they may get Peppers and Rolle. That would make that defense somewhere bordering on adequate!

You're too negative.

If the Bears somehow net Peppers, Taylor AND Rolle you'd have to be a real Chuck to not be excited about it.

Back to the offensive line, is there any chance at all that they'll give Kreutz the boot and slot Beeks in there?

They'd be good moves, although I think Chester Taylor would be too expensive for a position that's more of a want than a need. Forte is still a good runningback and a good fit for the offense, the line just sucked that hard last year. If Taylor really wants a contract near the 8 million a year range it'd be a total waste of cash. Use that money to up the offer for Rolle.

Agreed, safety's a much higher priority than RB. But isn't this an uncapped year? I haven't followed  the salary cap stuff too closely, but if there's no cap, couldn't they theoretically sign all three?

Also, Atogwe (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/pompei-not-to-be-greedy-but-how-about-a-safety.html) an option? It's Pompei, so probably not.

QuoteThe best option clearly is O.J. Atogwe of the Rams. He is a restricted free agent, and it was assumed the Rams would tender him at a level that would require any team that signs him to compensate the Rams with a high draft pick.  But the Rams chose to tender him at the lowest possible level.

What this means is whoever signs Atogwe would not have to compensate the Rams. But the Rams have the right to match any offer.  It would probably take a market-setting deal to get him out of St. Louis, and the Bears might not be able to afford such a deal given their other maneuverings.

The thing that throws me off about this is the fact that Ted Phillips came out a couple weeks ago and said they wouldn't go crazy spending money and then he raised ticket prices.. However, I'm sure many will accept higher prices if this is what you get for that.

Given the general displeasure of keeping Lovie, what appeared to many as a bungled coaching search, and the raising of ticket prices it looks as if the Bears are trying to spend their way back into the good graces of the fans. That plan usually works.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenFoe on March 05, 2010, 10:17:48 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 07:22:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 06:50:39 AM
Free agent updates from Schefter and Biggs:

QuoteBarring any complications in Chicago, the Julius Peppers deal gets done and announced with the Bears by Friday afternoon.
[/b]

QuoteOne of the few who sidestepped Chicago: Cardinals free agent safety Antrel Rolle, who's visiting the N.Y. Giants. 

QuoteThe #Bears have agreed to terms with TE Brandon Manumaleuna on a 5-yr contract.

QuoteChester Taylor coming to town w/ agent Ken Sarnoff. Word on the street is he is angling for $8 million guaranteed.

The Skinny Mike of Mike & Mike is not impressed. "How'd Cutler work out for you? It's the under the radar moves that work out for teams, i.e. Randy Moss for a 4th round pick"

Fuck him. I have a nice Peppers boner.

Nothing says "under the radar" like "Randy Moss"
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on March 05, 2010, 10:45:15 AM
"How'd Cutler work out for ya?"

Just great you fucking bitch. Go fuck yourself in the colon with a bloody prison shank.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 05, 2010, 12:31:57 PM
Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

QuotePeppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: MAD on March 05, 2010, 12:33:10 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 12:31:57 PM
Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

QuotePeppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

Thanks for the link, BananaHands.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: morpheus on March 05, 2010, 12:35:38 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 12:31:57 PM
Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

QuotePeppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

http://tinyurl.com/yz5fn2t
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 05, 2010, 12:35:56 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 05, 2010, 12:33:10 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 12:31:57 PM
Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

QuotePeppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

Thanks for the link, BananaHands.

Here you go. (http://www.google.com/search?q=jay+glazer+twitter&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 12:36:29 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 12:31:57 PM
Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

QuotePeppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

"Via" in this case just indicates the method by which the Twat was Twuttered.

As in: "38 minutes ago via the web" or "38 minutes ago via Morph's army of typing Twitter monkeys."
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on March 05, 2010, 01:08:34 PM
Taylor deal reportedly done at 4 years $12.5MM.

Peppers supposedly getting ready to sign a 6 year/$72MM deal too.

I have sources, but will never reveal them to Huey.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 05, 2010, 01:11:02 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 05, 2010, 01:08:34 PM
Taylor deal reportedly done at 4 years $12.5MM.

Peppers supposedly getting ready to sign a 6 year/$72MM deal too.

I have sources, but will never reveal them to Huey.

$7 million guaranteed for Chester per an Adam Schefter tweet that I WILL NOT LINK.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on March 05, 2010, 01:18:10 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 12:36:29 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 12:31:57 PM
Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

QuotePeppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

"Via" in this case just indicates the method by which the Twat was Twuttered.

As in: "38 minutes ago via the web" or "38 minutes ago via Morph's army of typing Twitter monkeys."

Soon, they'll have written the greatest tweet known to mankind.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 05, 2010, 01:19:44 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 01:11:02 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 05, 2010, 01:08:34 PM
Taylor deal reportedly done at 4 years $12.5MM.

Peppers supposedly getting ready to sign a 6 year/$72MM deal too.

I have sources, but will never reveal them to Huey.

$7 million guaranteed for Chester per an Adam Schefter tweet that I WILL NOT LINK.

And $45 mildo in the first three years of Peppers' deal.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on March 05, 2010, 01:21:27 PM
Splooge.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Jon on March 05, 2010, 01:24:07 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on March 05, 2010, 01:18:10 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 12:36:29 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 05, 2010, 12:31:57 PM
Unless Jay Glazer's sources are wrong for the first time ever, we've got a couple new Bears.

QuotePeppers and taylor in chicago taking physicals. Kampman on his way to philly for visit NOT seattle. Osgood heading to jags for visit    38 minutes ago   via UberTwitter

(side question: what the sam hell is UberTwitter?)

"Via" in this case just indicates the method by which the Twat was Twuttered.

As in: "38 minutes ago via the web" or "38 minutes ago via Morph's army of typing Twitter monkeys."

Soon, they'll have written the greatest tweet known to mankind.

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!?"
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenFoe on March 05, 2010, 05:51:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

Boldin's definitely a solid WR, but he's a constant injury risk who's also very unhappy with his current contract, which expires at the end of this season.
So, either you're getting a guy who's often hurt and disgruntled for 1 year in exchange for a 3rd and 4th, or you're getting a guy who's often hurt and you have to extend him for at least $15 million guaranteed in exchange for a 3rd and 4th in a draft where you don't have a 1st and 2nd.  

Edited to include:
"Boldin signed a four-year, $28M contract upon completion of the trade".

Not sure how much is guaranteed, but you would have had to give him that on the same day you signed Peppers and Taylor.  

Edited, Take 2: Looks like $10 million was guaranteed. A good deal for Baltimore, but not sure the Bears could spend that on top of what they already spent today and their current draft deficiencies.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:53:08 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 05, 2010, 05:51:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

Boldin's definitely a solid WR, but he's a constant injury risk who's also very unhappy with his current contract, which expires at the end of this season.
So, either you're getting a guy who's often hurt and disgruntled for 1 year in exchange for a 3rd and 4th, or you're getting a guy who's often hurt and you have to extend him for at least $15 million guaranteed in exchange for a 3rd and 4th in a draft where you don't have a 1st and 2nd. 

I'll have what she's having
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 10:29:06 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

I don't either and the fact that I even stopped and wondred about it kind of pisses me off. nice ost jim
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 10:41:53 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Getting angry now. There is only one position on the field that the Bears aren't in some sort of need. that wold be placekicker.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

This team is still going to live/die based on how Cutler does next year and I don't see any of these moves giving him enough help.

But then again, my QB apparently is either a serial sexual assaulter or a complete fucking moron who can't stop putting himself in retarded situations (still banking on the latter), so what do I know?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on March 08, 2010, 10:47:41 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

This team is still going to live/die based on how Cutler does next year and I don't see any of these moves giving him enough help.

But then again, my QB apparently is either a serial sexual assaulter or a complete fucking moron who can't stop putting himself in retarded situation (still banking on the latter), so what do I know?

He needs a nice long motorcycle ride to empty his head.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on March 08, 2010, 10:55:50 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

How so?  The Bears weren't good at pressuring the quarterback last year and Peppers is very good at it.  Manumaleuna is good at run blocking and pass blocking.  The Bears weren't good at either of those things last year. 
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on March 08, 2010, 11:00:39 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 08, 2010, 10:55:50 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

How so?  The Bears weren't good at pressuring the quarterback last year and Peppers is very good at it.  Manumaleuna is good at run blocking and pass blocking.  The Bears weren't good at either of those things last year. 

Yeah, but you can't win by simply signing good players. You have to have awesome chemistry and a fiery, passionate coach. That's what is really important.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on March 08, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

This team is still going to live/die based on how Cutler does next year and I don't see any of these moves giving him enough help.

But then again, my QB apparently is either a serial sexual assaulter or a complete fucking moron who can't stop putting himself in retarded situations (still banking on the latter), so what do I know?

I would say DE and RB were important needs on this team. They couldn't take the risk with Wolfe and Whoopi if Forte were to be banged up again.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 08, 2010, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 08, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

This team is still going to live/die based on how Cutler does next year and I don't see any of these moves giving him enough help.

But then again, my QB apparently is either a serial sexual assaulter or a complete fucking moron who can't stop putting himself in retarded situations (still banking on the latter), so what do I know?

I would say DE and RB were important needs on this team. They couldn't take the risk with Wolfe and Whoopi if Forte were to be banged up again.

Bigest need on this team remains tackle-to-tackle on the offensive side of the football.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 11:22:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 08, 2010, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 08, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

This team is still going to live/die based on how Cutler does next year and I don't see any of these moves giving him enough help.

But then again, my QB apparently is either a serial sexual assaulter or a complete fucking moron who can't stop putting himself in retarded situations (still banking on the latter), so what do I know?

I would say DE and RB were important needs on this team. They couldn't take the risk with Wolfe and Whoopi if Forte were to be banged up again.

Bigest need on this team remains tackle-to-tackle on the offensive side of the football.

We're all well aware of the offensive line issues. Safety, too.

That doesn't take away from countless issues elsewhere on the field, a couple of which were addressed with these signings.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on March 08, 2010, 11:24:56 AM
All we need are more players with good motors.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 08, 2010, 11:33:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 11:22:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 08, 2010, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 08, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

This team is still going to live/die based on how Cutler does next year and I don't see any of these moves giving him enough help.

But then again, my QB apparently is either a serial sexual assaulter or a complete fucking moron who can't stop putting himself in retarded situations (still banking on the latter), so what do I know?

I would say DE and RB were important needs on this team. They couldn't take the risk with Wolfe and Whoopi if Forte were to be banged up again.

Bigest need on this team remains tackle-to-tackle on the offensive side of the football.

We're all well aware of the offensive line issues. Safety, too.

That doesn't take away from countless issues elsewhere on the field, a couple of which were addressed with these signings.

And unless I'm mistaken, the free agent offensive line crop this year is thin-to-nonexistent. The good ones (Jahri Evans, Logan Mankins, Marcus Mcneill) are all restricted free agents and aren't going anywhere.

In short, Pen is wrong. Again.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 08, 2010, 11:35:57 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 11:22:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 08, 2010, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 08, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

This team is still going to live/die based on how Cutler does next year and I don't see any of these moves giving him enough help.

But then again, my QB apparently is either a serial sexual assaulter or a complete fucking moron who can't stop putting himself in retarded situations (still banking on the latter), so what do I know?

I would say DE and RB were important needs on this team. They couldn't take the risk with Wolfe and Whoopi if Forte were to be banged up again.

Bigest need on this team remains tackle-to-tackle on the offensive side of the football.

We're all well aware of the offensive line issues. Safety, too.

That doesn't take away from countless issues elsewhere on the field, a couple of which were addressed with these signings.

The Peppers signing can help mask the shortcomings in the defensive backfield, so there's that.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 11:42:51 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 08, 2010, 11:33:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 11:22:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 08, 2010, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 08, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

This team is still going to live/die based on how Cutler does next year and I don't see any of these moves giving him enough help.

But then again, my QB apparently is either a serial sexual assaulter or a complete fucking moron who can't stop putting himself in retarded situations (still banking on the latter), so what do I know?

I would say DE and RB were important needs on this team. They couldn't take the risk with Wolfe and Whoopi if Forte were to be banged up again.

Bigest need on this team remains tackle-to-tackle on the offensive side of the football.

We're all well aware of the offensive line issues. Safety, too.

That doesn't take away from countless issues elsewhere on the field, a couple of which were addressed with these signings.

And unless I'm mistaken, the free agent offensive line crop this year is thin-to-nonexistent. The good ones (Jahri Evans, Logan Mankins, Marcus Mcneill) are all restricted free agents and aren't going anywhere.

In short, Pen is wrong. Again.

Just saying that these moves smack of desperation by a bunch of guys who's jobs are clearly on the line.
Obviously you get better when you sign a guy like Julius Peppers, and while there isn't an overwhelming amount of talent available at OL (Gaither, Clifton, not sure who else w/o looking) it feels like a Daniel Snyder Redskins type of day where you go after names over need.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 08, 2010, 11:48:27 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 11:42:51 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 08, 2010, 11:33:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 11:22:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 08, 2010, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 08, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

This team is still going to live/die based on how Cutler does next year and I don't see any of these moves giving him enough help.

But then again, my QB apparently is either a serial sexual assaulter or a complete fucking moron who can't stop putting himself in retarded situations (still banking on the latter), so what do I know?

I would say DE and RB were important needs on this team. They couldn't take the risk with Wolfe and Whoopi if Forte were to be banged up again.

Bigest need on this team remains tackle-to-tackle on the offensive side of the football.

We're all well aware of the offensive line issues. Safety, too.

That doesn't take away from countless issues elsewhere on the field, a couple of which were addressed with these signings.

And unless I'm mistaken, the free agent offensive line crop this year is thin-to-nonexistent. The good ones (Jahri Evans, Logan Mankins, Marcus Mcneill) are all restricted free agents and aren't going anywhere.

In short, Pen is wrong. Again.

Just saying that these moves smack of desperation by a bunch of guys who's jobs are clearly on the line.
Obviously you get better when you sign a guy like Julius Peppers, and while there isn't an overwhelming amount of talent available at OL (Gaither, Clifton, not sure who else w/o looking) it feels like a Daniel Snyder Redskins type of day where you go after names over need.

Of course they're desperate. But have you watched the Bears defensive ends the last couple years? Brown is solid, but Ogunleye's done and Anderson was a flash in the pan. Regardless of how much we all may hate the Cover 2, if they're going to run it, it helps to have a stud pass-rush DE. It's a need.

The Bears weren't very good last year. Other than Cutler, Briggs, and Tillman they've got needs out the ass.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 08, 2010, 11:48:27 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 11:42:51 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 08, 2010, 11:33:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 11:22:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 08, 2010, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 08, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

This team is still going to live/die based on how Cutler does next year and I don't see any of these moves giving him enough help.

But then again, my QB apparently is either a serial sexual assaulter or a complete fucking moron who can't stop putting himself in retarded situations (still banking on the latter), so what do I know?

I would say DE and RB were important needs on this team. They couldn't take the risk with Wolfe and Whoopi if Forte were to be banged up again.

Bigest need on this team remains tackle-to-tackle on the offensive side of the football.

We're all well aware of the offensive line issues. Safety, too.

That doesn't take away from countless issues elsewhere on the field, a couple of which were addressed with these signings.

And unless I'm mistaken, the free agent offensive line crop this year is thin-to-nonexistent. The good ones (Jahri Evans, Logan Mankins, Marcus Mcneill) are all restricted free agents and aren't going anywhere.

In short, Pen is wrong. Again.

Just saying that these moves smack of desperation by a bunch of guys who's jobs are clearly on the line.
Obviously you get better when you sign a guy like Julius Peppers, and while there isn't an overwhelming amount of talent available at OL (Gaither, Clifton, not sure who else w/o looking) it feels like a Daniel Snyder Redskins type of day where you go after names over need.

Of course they're desperate. But have you watched the Bears defensive ends the last couple years? Brown is solid, but Ogunleye's done and Anderson was a flash in the pan. Regardless of how much we all may hate the Cover 2, if they're going to run it, it helps to have a stud pass-rush DE. It's a need.

The Bears weren't very good last year. Other than Cutler, Briggs, and Tillman they've got needs out the ass.

Well, now you're just baiting me.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 08, 2010, 11:57:00 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 08, 2010, 11:48:27 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 11:42:51 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 08, 2010, 11:33:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 11:22:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 08, 2010, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 08, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

This team is still going to live/die based on how Cutler does next year and I don't see any of these moves giving him enough help.

But then again, my QB apparently is either a serial sexual assaulter or a complete fucking moron who can't stop putting himself in retarded situations (still banking on the latter), so what do I know?

I would say DE and RB were important needs on this team. They couldn't take the risk with Wolfe and Whoopi if Forte were to be banged up again.

Bigest need on this team remains tackle-to-tackle on the offensive side of the football.

We're all well aware of the offensive line issues. Safety, too.

That doesn't take away from countless issues elsewhere on the field, a couple of which were addressed with these signings.

And unless I'm mistaken, the free agent offensive line crop this year is thin-to-nonexistent. The good ones (Jahri Evans, Logan Mankins, Marcus Mcneill) are all restricted free agents and aren't going anywhere.

In short, Pen is wrong. Again.

Just saying that these moves smack of desperation by a bunch of guys who's jobs are clearly on the line.
Obviously you get better when you sign a guy like Julius Peppers, and while there isn't an overwhelming amount of talent available at OL (Gaither, Clifton, not sure who else w/o looking) it feels like a Daniel Snyder Redskins type of day where you go after names over need.

Of course they're desperate. But have you watched the Bears defensive ends the last couple years? Brown is solid, but Ogunleye's done and Anderson was a flash in the pan. Regardless of how much we all may hate the Cover 2, if they're going to run it, it helps to have a stud pass-rush DE. It's a need.

The Bears weren't very good last year. Other than Cutler, Briggs, and Tillman they've got needs out the ass.

Well, now you're just baiting me.

So the Bears don't need a defensive end or a third down running back or a 6th offensive lineman. But what they DO need is a quarterback. Got it.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: MAD on March 08, 2010, 12:07:33 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 08, 2010, 11:48:27 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 11:42:51 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 08, 2010, 11:33:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 11:22:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 08, 2010, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 08, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 05, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
Boldin and a 5th to Baltimore for their 3rd and 4th? Why the fuck didn't the Bears make that move?

They feel like they'll need to make a draft pick ahead of the 5th round?

Fuck that. I'd rather have a stud WR (a position the Bears are solidly OK at) than get an OL (which the Bears are bad at)

You'd rather see the Bears improve for a year at a position they're "solidly OK at" than see them try to improve going forward at what are possibly the most crucial positions on a football squadron (where you agree they're currently for shit)?

If that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm then I don't get this Yeti champion-building strategy at all.

Why not throw money at positions in which the Bears aren't in need? Not like it's something new.

Outside perspective is THIS.
Seems like total desperation, signing these guys.
Not that they're not solid players, but clearly not the positions or areas most in need.

This team is still going to live/die based on how Cutler does next year and I don't see any of these moves giving him enough help.

But then again, my QB apparently is either a serial sexual assaulter or a complete fucking moron who can't stop putting himself in retarded situations (still banking on the latter), so what do I know?

I would say DE and RB were important needs on this team. They couldn't take the risk with Wolfe and Whoopi if Forte were to be banged up again.

Bigest need on this team remains tackle-to-tackle on the offensive side of the football.

We're all well aware of the offensive line issues. Safety, too.

That doesn't take away from countless issues elsewhere on the field, a couple of which were addressed with these signings.

And unless I'm mistaken, the free agent offensive line crop this year is thin-to-nonexistent. The good ones (Jahri Evans, Logan Mankins, Marcus Mcneill) are all restricted free agents and aren't going anywhere.

In short, Pen is wrong. Again.

Just saying that these moves smack of desperation by a bunch of guys who's jobs are clearly on the line.
Obviously you get better when you sign a guy like Julius Peppers, and while there isn't an overwhelming amount of talent available at OL (Gaither, Clifton, not sure who else w/o looking) it feels like a Daniel Snyder Redskins type of day where you go after names over need.

Of course they're desperate. But have you watched the Bears defensive ends the last couple years? Brown is solid, but Ogunleye's done and Anderson was a flash in the pan. Regardless of how much we all may hate the Cover 2, if they're going to run it, it helps to have a stud pass-rush DE. It's a need.

The Bears weren't very good last year. Other than Cutler, Briggs, and Tillman they've got needs out the ass.

Well, now you're just baiting me.

Jebus.

Your blisteringly ignorant misconceptions about Jay Cutler really interfere with your ability to discuss football intelligently.

The guy had the worst season of his career, and yet:

He threw for the third most TD's in team history (27)
He threw for the second most yards in team history
Earned the 5th best completion percentage in history (min. 250 pass attempts)
Set franchise record with 336 completions (in a franchise-record 555 attempts)
Helped defeat the defending Super Bowl champions when, after their gay-assed kicker missed a clinching FG, he marched them down the field for the winning drive.

All the time while having third-rate track stars for receivers, an offensive line that couldn't block scarecrows, and a PANK coaching staff.  Yes, he got picked a bunch of times--like I said it was probably his worst season--and the bar was not set very high for Bears quarterbacks to begin with but still, if you wish to sincerely debate the merits of Jay Cutler as the Bears quarterback, you're thick.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 12:28:45 PM
But, Huey, Cutler's a whiny bitch
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 12:34:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 12:28:45 PM
But, Huey, Cutler's a whiny bitch

"Where's my insulin? Wah, wah, wah."

And I bet he couldn't even rape a woman if he tried.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on March 08, 2010, 12:41:40 PM
We are the next New Orleans (http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2010/03/05/with-peppers-in-tow-bears-must-be-more-than-paper-champs/)

""I looked around at a few options for that job and it kept coming back to Mike,'' Smith said. "I have known him a long time. He will do what we need. I see him joining us having an effect much like what the New Orleans Saints did. They brought in a strong force on one side of the ball (defensive coordinator Gregg Williams) and it changed a lot for them. It got them over the top. I believe we have made the same kind of move in getting us over the top.''"
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 12:42:05 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 08, 2010, 12:07:33 PM
Your blisteringly ignorant misconceptions about Jay Cutler really interfere with your ability to discuss football intelligently.

The guy had the worst season of his career, and yet:

He threw for the third most TD's in team history (27)
He threw for the second most yards in team history
Earned the 5th best completion percentage in history (min. 250 pass attempts)
Set franchise record with 336 completions (in a franchise-record 555 attempts)
Helped defeat the defending Super Bowl champions when, after their gay-assed kicker missed a clinching FG, he marched them down the field for the winning drive.

All the time while having third-rate track stars for receivers, an offensive line that couldn't block scarecrows, and a PANK coaching staff.  Yes, he got picked a bunch of times--like I said it was probably his worst season--and the bar was not set very high for Bears quarterbacks to begin with but still, if you wish to sincerely debate the merits of Jay Cutler as the Bears quarterback, you're thick.

Just to clarify, I'm "blisteringly ignorant and unable to discuss football intelligently", yet your defense of Cutler rests upon how he compares not to other QBs of his era, but to other QBs in Bears history?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 08, 2010, 01:43:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 12:42:05 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 08, 2010, 12:07:33 PM
Your blisteringly ignorant misconceptions about Jay Cutler really interfere with your ability to discuss football intelligently.

The guy had the worst season of his career, and yet:

He threw for the third most TD's in team history (27)
He threw for the second most yards in team history
Earned the 5th best completion percentage in history (min. 250 pass attempts)
Set franchise record with 336 completions (in a franchise-record 555 attempts)
Helped defeat the defending Super Bowl champions when, after their gay-assed kicker missed a clinching FG, he marched them down the field for the winning drive.

All the time while having third-rate track stars for receivers, an offensive line that couldn't block scarecrows, and a PANK coaching staff.  Yes, he got picked a bunch of times--like I said it was probably his worst season--and the bar was not set very high for Bears quarterbacks to begin with but still, if you wish to sincerely debate the merits of Jay Cutler as the Bears quarterback, you're thick.

Just to clarify, I'm "blisteringly ignorant and unable to discuss football intelligently", yet your defense of Cutler rests upon how he compares not to other QBs of his era, but to other QBs in Bears history?

I think Huey's point is that in his worst season, with the worst offensive unit the Bears have fielded in several years (a major accomplishment indeed), he managed to set franchise records. Was it a great season? Not by any measuring stick, but the notion that Cutler was what was wrong with the team or that there's some other quarterback out there who would be a better option is absolutely ludicrous.

And your franchise is about to go 6-10 with Dennis Dixon starting while Big Ben renovates Michael Vick's old prison cell, so fuck you.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 01:44:22 PM
Fuck you, Pen.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 01:47:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 01:44:22 PM
Fuck you, Pen.

I was just "THIS"-ing.
Tell Yeti to fuck him, I just agreed.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 01:51:16 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 01:47:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 01:44:22 PM
Fuck you, Pen.

I was just "THIS"-ing.
Tell Yeti to fuck him, I just agreed.

Fuck you
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Pre on March 08, 2010, 02:20:36 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 01:51:16 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 01:47:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 01:44:22 PM
Fuck you, Pen.
Tell Yeti to fuck him, I just agreed.
Fuck you

I don't care who fucks who at this point, but at least y'all stopped
quoting entire pages of posts.

I'm disappointed with the season Cutler had, because I was hoping
for the playoffs.  I don't blame Cutler for it, as I think it was a
systemic total collapse and I think he did reasonably considering all
of the constant failure around him.  I think it's equally foolish to blame
or absolve him for the entirety of the season.

For instance, throwing a ton of picks is not awesome.  You can't
hand waive them (Brett Favre style) by claiming his team was behind
or he has the heart of a GunSlinger CHAMPION or whatever because
he threw them.  But you can't parrot the SunTimes idiotic Jaws says
they are all his fault bullshit mantra because there were some obvious
WR tip/falldown/retard route picks in the mix too.

In general, the extremes of his stats both positive and negative are
simply the result of a QB with a live arm on team that spent the season
rapidly collapsing.  Trying to cherry pick either side for an argument
to isolate one player from the shit pile is a total waste of time.

Evaluating talent in true team sports is almost never black and white
and acting like you know for sure the true talent level of a player
based on a few stats is ridiculous.

Personally, I think Cutler has a lot of talent and don't regret the trade
to acquire him, but I know that there's no stat out there to prove it
at this point.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on March 08, 2010, 02:34:17 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 08, 2010, 02:20:36 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 01:51:16 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 01:47:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 01:44:22 PM
Fuck you, Pen.
Tell Yeti to fuck him, I just agreed.
Fuck you

I don't care who fucks who at this point, but at least y'all stopped
quoting entire pages of posts.

I'm disappointed with the season Cutler had, because I was hoping
for the playoffs.  I don't blame Cutler for it, as I think it was a
systemic total collapse and I think he did reasonably considering all
of the constant failure around him.  I think it's equally foolish to blame
or absolve him for the entirety of the season.

For instance, throwing a ton of picks is not awesome.  You can't
hand waive them (Brett Favre style) by claiming his team was behind
or he has the heart of a GunSlinger CHAMPION or whatever because
he threw them.  But you can't parrot the SunTimes idiotic Jaws says
they are all his fault bullshit mantra because there were some obvious
WR tip/falldown/retard route picks in the mix too.

In general, the extremes of his stats both positive and negative are
simply the result of a QB with a live arm on team that spent the season
rapidly collapsing.  Trying to cherry pick either side for an argument
to isolate one player from the shit pile is a total waste of time.

Evaluating talent in true team sports is almost never black and white
and acting like you know for sure the true talent level of a player
based on a few stats is ridiculous.

Personally, I think Cutler has a lot of talent and don't regret the trade
to acquire him, but I know that there's no stat out there to prove it
at this point.


"Y'all"?  Since when are you from rural Arkansas?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 08, 2010, 02:43:27 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 08, 2010, 02:20:36 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 01:51:16 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 01:47:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 01:44:22 PM
Fuck you, Pen.
Tell Yeti to fuck him, I just agreed.
Fuck you

I don't care who fucks who at this point, but at least y'all stopped
quoting entire pages of posts.

I'm disappointed with the season Cutler had, because I was hoping
for the playoffs.  I don't blame Cutler for it, as I think it was a
systemic total collapse and I think he did reasonably considering all
of the constant failure around him.  I think it's equally foolish to blame
or absolve him for the entirety of the season.


For instance, throwing a ton of picks is not awesome.  You can't
hand waive them (Brett Favre style) by claiming his team was behind
or he has the heart of a GunSlinger CHAMPION or whatever because
he threw them.  But you can't parrot the SunTimes idiotic Jaws says
they are all his fault bullshit mantra because there were some obvious
WR tip/falldown/retard route picks in the mix too.

In general, the extremes of his stats both positive and negative are
simply the result of a QB with a live arm on team that spent the season
rapidly collapsing.  Trying to cherry pick either side for an argument
to isolate one player from the shit pile is a total waste of time.

Evaluating talent in true team sports is almost never black and white
and acting like you know for sure the true talent level of a player
based on a few stats is ridiculous.

Personally, I think Cutler has a lot of talent and don't regret the trade
to acquire him, but I know that there's no stat out there to prove it
at this point.


I don't think anyone here has tried to totally absolve Cutler of anything. I cussed at him more times than any other Bears quarterback in recent memory. The fact of the matter is that he's an incredibly talented quarterback and most of his problems stemmed from the system around him. Now, that's not to say that the picks weren't his fault. Throwing mind-numbing interceptions because you're about to get sacked is wrong. It doesn't change the fact that he wouldn't have done it so often if he hadn't been so close to getting sacked so often. He shouldn't have thrown on the run and heaved so many ducks up there, but he wouldn't have had to shuffle out of a collapsing pocket so often if Turner had decided to utilize the rollout or a moving pocket anytime before the team was out of contention. Saying that most of Cutler's problems were caused by the protection/scheme/talent issues around him =/= saying it wasn't his fault. It's just saying that if the system around him improves, it's reasonable to assume his numbers will improve. It's also retarded for any moran out there to say that the team would be better off with Orton or any of the quarterbacks they could draft this year had they kept their first round pick rather than trading it for Cutler.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on March 08, 2010, 05:00:58 PM
I think Rex's success in Houston, Orton's success in Denver and Cutler's complete downward spiral illustrate that our QB coach is the place where we need an upgrade. And the organization recognized this and fired the guy. All the other things in this thread are pointless until we address this.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 05:41:10 PM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 05:00:58 PM
I think Rex's success in Houston, Orton's success in Denver and Cutler's complete downward spiral illustrate that our QB coach is the place where we need an upgrade. And the organization recognized this and fired the guy. All the other things in this thread are pointless until we address this.

I think you just did. Thanks!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 06:04:23 PM
Julius Peppers (http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/about-last-night/2010/03/julius-peppers-buys-25-bottles-of-champagne-for-club-patrons-at-crescendo.html) bought 25 bottles of bubbly priced at $350 ea. for the patrons of a night club called Crescendo, which looks like one of the douchiest places in the world. Someone said he did this to ingratiate himself with fans in his new city. But it has the opposite effect on this Bears fan. Why would I give a fuck if he spent that much money on booze to a bunch of Chads and Trixies who were undoubtedly already drunk as piss? If he really wanted to make a difference he could have gone down to a homeless shelter and donated 350 bottles of Johnnie Walker to the denizens there who were desperately longing for a drink. Same investment. So much more bang for your ingratiating buck.

Hit the quarterback and I'll drink Ripple and make up a song about you... have some t-shirts printed... battle the meatheads on your behalf. Until then, shut up and drink your drink.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 08, 2010, 06:19:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 06:04:23 PM
Julius Peppers (http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/about-last-night/2010/03/julius-peppers-buys-25-bottles-of-champagne-for-club-patrons-at-crescendo.html) bought 25 bottles of bubbly priced at $350 ea. for the patrons of a night club called Crescendo, which looks like one of the douchiest places in the world. Someone said he did this to ingratiate himself with fans in his new city. But it has the opposite effect on this Bears fan. Why would I give a fuck if he spent that much money on booze to a bunch of Chads and Trixies who were undoubtedly already drunk as piss? If he really wanted to make a difference he could have gone down to a homeless shelter and donated 350 bottles of Johnnie Walker to the denizens there who were desperately longing for a drink. Same investment. So much more bang for your ingratiating buck.

Hit the quarterback and I'll drink Ripple and make up a song about you... have some t-shirts printed... battle the meatheads on your behalf. Until then, shut up and drink your drink.

Alternatively, he could have given 58.3 (repeating) homeless people Johnnie Walker Blue (at the going rate of $150 a bottle) and let them really enjoy quality Scotch.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CBStew on March 08, 2010, 06:24:10 PM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 05:00:58 PM
I think Rex's success in Houston, Orton's success in Denver and Cutler's complete downward spiral illustrate that our QB coach is the place where we need an upgrade. And the organization recognized this and fired the guy. All the other things in this thread are pointless until we address this.

Rex's success in Houston?  3 completions in 9 attempts for a 5.6 QB rating?  Oh.  I get it.  This is irony.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on March 08, 2010, 06:29:12 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 06:04:23 PM
Julius Peppers (http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/about-last-night/2010/03/julius-peppers-buys-25-bottles-of-champagne-for-club-patrons-at-crescendo.html) bought 25 bottles of bubbly priced at $350 ea. for the patrons of a night club called Crescendo, which looks like one of the douchiest places in the world. Someone said he did this to ingratiate himself with fans in his new city. But it has the opposite effect on this Bears fan. Why would I give a fuck if he spent that much money on booze to a bunch of Chads and Trixies who were undoubtedly already drunk as piss? If he really wanted to make a difference he could have gone down to a homeless shelter and donated 350 bottles of Johnnie Walker to the denizens there who were desperately longing for a drink. Same investment. So much more bang for your ingratiating buck.

Hit the quarterback and I'll drink Ripple and make up a song about you... have some t-shirts printed... battle the meatheads on your behalf. Until then, shut up and drink your drink.

You're the last person I expected to hear this from.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 08, 2010, 06:29:12 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 06:04:23 PM
Julius Peppers (http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/about-last-night/2010/03/julius-peppers-buys-25-bottles-of-champagne-for-club-patrons-at-crescendo.html) bought 25 bottles of bubbly priced at $350 ea. for the patrons of a night club called Crescendo, which looks like one of the douchiest places in the world. Someone said he did this to ingratiate himself with fans in his new city. But it has the opposite effect on this Bears fan. Why would I give a fuck if he spent that much money on booze to a bunch of Chads and Trixies who were undoubtedly already drunk as piss? If he really wanted to make a difference he could have gone down to a homeless shelter and donated 350 bottles of Johnnie Walker to the denizens there who were desperately longing for a drink. Same investment. So much more bang for your ingratiating buck.

Hit the quarterback and I'll drink Ripple and make up a song about you... have some t-shirts printed... battle the meatheads on your behalf. Until then, shut up and drink your drink.

You're the last person I expected to hear this from.

Well, I'm new to this whole liberal agenda thing. Giving to the needy and all that. How am I doing so far?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 08:09:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 08, 2010, 06:29:12 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 06:04:23 PM
Julius Peppers (http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/about-last-night/2010/03/julius-peppers-buys-25-bottles-of-champagne-for-club-patrons-at-crescendo.html) bought 25 bottles of bubbly priced at $350 ea. for the patrons of a night club called Crescendo, which looks like one of the douchiest places in the world. Someone said he did this to ingratiate himself with fans in his new city. But it has the opposite effect on this Bears fan. Why would I give a fuck if he spent that much money on booze to a bunch of Chads and Trixies who were undoubtedly already drunk as piss? If he really wanted to make a difference he could have gone down to a homeless shelter and donated 350 bottles of Johnnie Walker to the denizens there who were desperately longing for a drink. Same investment. So much more bang for your ingratiating buck.

Hit the quarterback and I'll drink Ripple and make up a song about you... have some t-shirts printed... battle the meatheads on your behalf. Until then, shut up and drink your drink.

You're the last person I expected to hear this from.

Well, I'm new to this whole liberal agenda thing. Giving to the needy and all that. How am I doing so far?

Trust me Pex. You don't want to go down that route. Get all sympathetic for some morgan who needs to "get home" and you get fucked.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Jon on March 08, 2010, 08:17:31 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 08:09:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 08, 2010, 06:29:12 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 06:04:23 PM
Julius Peppers (http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/about-last-night/2010/03/julius-peppers-buys-25-bottles-of-champagne-for-club-patrons-at-crescendo.html) bought 25 bottles of bubbly priced at $350 ea. for the patrons of a night club called Crescendo, which looks like one of the douchiest places in the world. Someone said he did this to ingratiate himself with fans in his new city. But it has the opposite effect on this Bears fan. Why would I give a fuck if he spent that much money on booze to a bunch of Chads and Trixies who were undoubtedly already drunk as piss? If he really wanted to make a difference he could have gone down to a homeless shelter and donated 350 bottles of Johnnie Walker to the denizens there who were desperately longing for a drink. Same investment. So much more bang for your ingratiating buck.

Hit the quarterback and I'll drink Ripple and make up a song about you... have some t-shirts printed... battle the meatheads on your behalf. Until then, shut up and drink your drink.

You're the last person I expected to hear this from.

Well, I'm new to this whole liberal agenda thing. Giving to the needy and all that. How am I doing so far?

Trust me Pex. You don't want to go down that route. Get all sympathetic for some morgan who needs to "get home" and you get fucked.

You're just angry because that "home" might have inexpensive government-sponsored drywall.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 08, 2010, 08:56:19 PM
Quote from: Jon on March 08, 2010, 08:17:31 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 08:09:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 08, 2010, 06:29:12 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 08, 2010, 06:04:23 PM
Julius Peppers (http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/about-last-night/2010/03/julius-peppers-buys-25-bottles-of-champagne-for-club-patrons-at-crescendo.html) bought 25 bottles of bubbly priced at $350 ea. for the patrons of a night club called Crescendo, which looks like one of the douchiest places in the world. Someone said he did this to ingratiate himself with fans in his new city. But it has the opposite effect on this Bears fan. Why would I give a fuck if he spent that much money on booze to a bunch of Chads and Trixies who were undoubtedly already drunk as piss? If he really wanted to make a difference he could have gone down to a homeless shelter and donated 350 bottles of Johnnie Walker to the denizens there who were desperately longing for a drink. Same investment. So much more bang for your ingratiating buck.

Hit the quarterback and I'll drink Ripple and make up a song about you... have some t-shirts printed... battle the meatheads on your behalf. Until then, shut up and drink your drink.

You're the last person I expected to hear this from.

Well, I'm new to this whole liberal agenda thing. Giving to the needy and all that. How am I doing so far?

Trust me Pex. You don't want to go down that route. Get all sympathetic for some morgan who needs to "get home" and you get fucked.

You're just angry because that "home" might have inexpensive government-sponsored drywall.

There's a Section 8 drywall now?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on March 08, 2010, 10:04:15 PM
Actually, Yeti's just mad because he failed to notice these two guys skulking in the background.

(http://maryclaire.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/the-sting3.jpg)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 09, 2010, 06:05:19 PM
This (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/08/bears-can-pull-the-plug-on-peppers-after-one-year/) floated around twitter last night, as I saw it from Slak, but this is pretty good for the Bears:

QuoteAs Peter King of SI.com pointed out this afternoon, Peppers gets $20 million in 2010 (all but a $100,000 workout bonus is guaranteed).  But the $22 million in guaranteed money that he's due to receive in 2011 and 2012 is guaranteed for injury only.

This means that the Bears can decide after the 2010 season to cut Peppers for skill reasons -- and they'll owe him nothing.

Specifically, Peppers' 2011 base salary of $900,000 is guaranteed for injury at the time it's signed; on February 10, 2011, it becomes guaranteed for skill.  Also, a $10.5 million roster bonus due in 2011 is guaranteed for injury at signing.  On February 10, 2011, it becomes guaranteed for skill.

An $8.9 million base salary in 2012 is guaranteed for injury at signing and then for skill as of February 10, 2012.

Finally, $1.8 million of Peppers' 2013 base salary is guaranteed for injury only.

So, basically, if the Bears decide before February 10, 2011 that Peppers isn't what they thought he'd be, they can treat it as a one-year, $20 million deal, and walk away.

Also, by our calculations the actual guarantee is $42.0 million, which comes from a $6.5 million signing bonus, a $12.5 million roster bonus in 2010, a $900,000 guaranteed base salary in 2010, a $10.5 million guaranteed roster bonus in 2011, a $900,000 guaranteed base salary in 2011, a guaranteed base salary of $8.9 million in 2012, and a $1.8 million base salary guarantee in 2013.

Still, only $19.9 million of the money is guaranteed for skill.  If the new coach and G.M. decide that Peppers doesn't have enough of it to justify the remaining money, Peppers could be out of more than $22 million that supposedly is destined to land in his bank account.

And there's also a chance that Peppers could be in trouble even if the current regime survives.  If the Bears get to the postseason without much of a contribution from Peppers, coach Lovie Smith and G.M. Jerry Angelo likely will be back.  But maybe they'll decide to cut their losses on Peppers.

If nothing else, Peppers still has a reason to try to play hard, and the Bears did a great job of structuring the deal to allow themselves the opportunity to declare that the move was a mistake -- and to avoid more than $22 million in guaranteed compensation.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Andy on March 09, 2010, 06:28:28 PM
If that's true, it's an incredibly shrewd move for a franchise that is normally anything but.

They are on the hook for him for only one really expensive season (in a cap-less year), unless he's awesome and they want to keep him around (assuming there's football in 2011.)

Jim Hendry was aghast at the lack of a no-trade clause, however.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 09, 2010, 06:43:41 PM
Quote from: Andy on March 09, 2010, 06:28:28 PM
If that's true, it's an incredibly shrewd move for a franchise that is normally anything but.

They are on the hook for him for only one really expensive season (in a cap-less year), unless he's awesome and they want to keep him around (assuming there's football in 2011.)

Jim Hendry was aghast at the lack of a no-trade clause, however.

Well Hub (and I know that's not the best source since he's Hub and he writes for a rival publication) said that Florio has had issues verifying his sources all the way and said that Peppers' agent should be fired if it's true, which I can't argue with. I did kind of wonder about a 7 yr deal for someone who's been in the NFL for 8 seasons (would make him 30 now, right?), but this would be a great protection for the Bears
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Pre on March 09, 2010, 10:54:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 09, 2010, 06:43:41 PM
I did kind of wonder about a 7 yr deal for someone who's been in the NFL for 8 seasons (would make him 30 now, right?)

Well, the end of the deal is always bullshit.  The only thing that matters is guaranteed money.

Teams and agents tack on a bunch of junk at the end to make it look more impressive.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on March 10, 2010, 04:30:09 PM
rotoworld.

"Bears signed FB Eddie Williams to a one-year contract.
A seventh-round pick by Washington last year, Williams is a versatile fullback prospect with H-back type skills. He'll be in the mix for a roster spot.
Source: Brad Biggs on Twitter "
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: MAD on March 10, 2010, 04:36:10 PM
Quote from: BH on March 10, 2010, 04:30:09 PM
rotoworld.

"Bears signed FB Eddie Williams to a one-year contract.
A seventh-round pick by Washington last year, Williams is a versatile fullback prospect with H-back type skills. He'll be in the mix for a roster spot.
Source: Brad Biggs on Twitter "

Thanks for the big scoop there, Pulitzer.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on March 10, 2010, 04:42:38 PM
BRANDON MARSHALL!!!

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805 (http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on March 10, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 10, 2010, 04:42:38 PM
BRANDON MARSHALL!!!

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805 (http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805)

YES!!!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: MAD on March 10, 2010, 04:45:46 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 10, 2010, 04:42:38 PM
BRANDON MARSHALL!!!

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805 (http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805)

I stopped reading that article after I read this:

QuoteBy Barry Rozner | Daily Herald Columnist
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2010, 04:46:37 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 10, 2010, 04:42:38 PM
BRANDON MARSHALL!!!

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805 (http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805)

Rozner.

UPDATE: Or what Huey said.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on March 10, 2010, 04:47:16 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 04:45:46 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 10, 2010, 04:42:38 PM
BRANDON MARSHALL!!!

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805 (http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805)

I stopped reading that article after I read this:

QuoteBy Barry Rozner | Daily Herald Columnist

I stopped reading your post after I read this: I
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2010, 04:48:08 PM
Also, the only major free agent news I want to hear from the Bears is that they've signed a tremendously awesome safety.

Other than that, don't care.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on March 10, 2010, 04:52:06 PM
What I saw in Rozner's column was news that the Colts released Ryan Lilja. Is he worth a flyer?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 10, 2010, 04:53:33 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 10, 2010, 04:45:46 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 10, 2010, 04:42:38 PM
BRANDON MARSHALL!!!

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805 (http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805)

I stopped reading that article after I read this:

QuoteBy Barry Rozner | Daily Herald Columnist

Quote from: RozYes, the asking price will be high, but who cares?

Hopefully someone.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on March 10, 2010, 07:44:51 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2010, 04:46:37 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 10, 2010, 04:42:38 PM
BRANDON MARSHALL!!!

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805 (http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=364805)

Rozner.

UPDATE: Or what Huey said.

Who's Rozner's source on this, Jesse Rogers?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Shooter on March 10, 2010, 08:06:49 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 10, 2010, 04:52:06 PM
What I saw in Rozner's column was news that the Colts released Ryan Lilja. Is he worth a flyer?

Maybe Pelle Lindbergh.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CBStew on March 10, 2010, 08:23:51 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2010, 04:48:08 PM
Also, the only major free agent news I want to hear from the Bears is that they've signed a tremendously awesome safety.

Other than that, don't care.

Even if it is Ronnie Lott?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 10, 2010, 09:07:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 08, 2010, 01:43:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 12:42:05 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 08, 2010, 12:07:33 PM
Your blisteringly ignorant misconceptions about Jay Cutler really interfere with your ability to discuss football intelligently.

The guy had the worst season of his career, and yet:

He threw for the third most TD's in team history (27)
He threw for the second most yards in team history
Earned the 5th best completion percentage in history (min. 250 pass attempts)
Set franchise record with 336 completions (in a franchise-record 555 attempts)
Helped defeat the defending Super Bowl champions when, after their gay-assed kicker missed a clinching FG, he marched them down the field for the winning drive.

All the time while having third-rate track stars for receivers, an offensive line that couldn't block scarecrows, and a PANK coaching staff.  Yes, he got picked a bunch of times--like I said it was probably his worst season--and the bar was not set very high for Bears quarterbacks to begin with but still, if you wish to sincerely debate the merits of Jay Cutler as the Bears quarterback, you're thick.

Just to clarify, I'm "blisteringly ignorant and unable to discuss football intelligently", yet your defense of Cutler rests upon how he compares not to other QBs of his era, but to other QBs in Bears history?

I think Huey's point is that in his worst season, with the worst offensive unit the Bears have fielded in several years (a major accomplishment indeed), he managed to set franchise records. Was it a great season? Not by any measuring stick, but the notion that Cutler was what was wrong with the team or that there's some other quarterback out there who would be a better option is absolutely ludicrous.

And your franchise is about to go 6-10 with Dennis Dixon starting while Big Ben renovates Michael Vick's old prison cell, so fuck you.

She just tripped over his bike helmet, brah.

QuotePer the report, Roethlisberger claims that the woman fell and injured her head after the incident. She then went to a hospital and alleged that she was sexually assaulted.

http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/03/10/at-the-very-least-hes-a-total-asshole/
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: JD on March 10, 2010, 09:33:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 08, 2010, 01:43:00 PM

And your franchise is about to go 6-10 with Dennis Dixon starting while Big Ben renovates Michael Vick's old prison cell, so fuck you.

Dennis Dixon can at LEAST lead a team to an 8-8 record, racist.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Andy on March 11, 2010, 10:00:18 AM
He'd better hope she didn't fall into a puddle of his semen.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenFoe on March 11, 2010, 10:34:26 AM
Quote from: Andy on March 11, 2010, 10:00:18 AM
He'd better hope she didn't fall into a puddle of his semen.

Well, Muscle Milk Banana Cream is not on the restricted list.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 14, 2010, 04:52:58 PM
"Bad" news for Neckbeard. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4995081)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on March 15, 2010, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 14, 2010, 04:52:58 PM
"Bad" news for Neckbeard. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4995081)

I don't understand Denver's fetish for shitty QBs from Indiana universities.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 15, 2010, 10:59:00 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 15, 2010, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 14, 2010, 04:52:58 PM
"Bad" news for Neckbeard. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4995081)

I don't understand Denver's fetish for shitty QBs from Indiana universities.

Brady Quinn, like Orton, has a strong enough arm to perform well in that system. This is McDaniels' system, so performing well means a lot of underneath routes and YAC, leading to high yardage, completion%'s, and everything except..you know, touchdowns.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on March 15, 2010, 11:23:58 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 15, 2010, 10:59:00 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 15, 2010, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 14, 2010, 04:52:58 PM
"Bad" news for Neckbeard. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4995081)

I don't understand Denver's fetish for shitty QBs from Indiana universities.

Brady Quinn, like Orton, has a strong enough arm to perform well in that system. This is McDaniels' system, so performing well means a lot of underneath routes and YAC, leading to high yardage, completion%'s, and everything except..you know, touchdowns.

Touchdowns are kinda important, aren't they?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on March 15, 2010, 11:24:59 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 15, 2010, 11:23:58 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 15, 2010, 10:59:00 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 15, 2010, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 14, 2010, 04:52:58 PM
"Bad" news for Neckbeard. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4995081)

I don't understand Denver's fetish for shitty QBs from Indiana universities.

Brady Quinn, like Orton, has a strong enough arm to perform well in that system. This is McDaniels' system, so performing well means a lot of underneath routes and YAC, leading to high yardage, completion%'s, and everything except..you know, touchdowns.

Touchdowns are kinda important, aren't they?

Not in the world of Football statfaggotry, they aren't.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 15, 2010, 11:30:09 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 15, 2010, 11:23:58 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 15, 2010, 10:59:00 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 15, 2010, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 14, 2010, 04:52:58 PM
"Bad" news for Neckbeard. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4995081)

I don't understand Denver's fetish for shitty QBs from Indiana universities.

Brady Quinn, like Orton, has a strong enough arm to perform well in that system. This is McDaniels' system, so performing well means a lot of underneath routes and YAC, leading to high yardage, completion%'s, and everything except..you know, touchdowns.

Touchdowns are kinda important, aren't they?

Let me get back to you on that one.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 17, 2010, 08:04:26 AM
DPD. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/16/bears-sign-former-colts-corner-drop-mckie/. Dropping McKie- Good move (unless you're one of those morans who always defended a fullback who couldn't A) Block B) Catch C)Gain a yard on 4th and 1.) Picking up a guy that Colts fans (not the brightest bunch, I'll admit) have nicknamed the Human Cushion? Slightly not good move. Can't be worse than Vasher, can he ?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on March 17, 2010, 02:14:23 PM
http://www.chicagobears.com/news/NewsStory.asp?story_id=6627 (http://www.chicagobears.com/news/NewsStory.asp?story_id=6627)

Bears cut Vasher.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 07:04:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 17, 2010, 08:04:26 AM
DPD. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/16/bears-sign-former-colts-corner-drop-mckie/. Dropping McKie- Good move (unless you're one of those morans who always defended a fullback who couldn't A) Block B) Catch C)Gain a yard on 4th and 1.) Picking up a guy that Colts fans (not the brightest bunch, I'll admit) have nicknamed the Human Cushion? Slightly not good move. Can't be worse than Vasher, can he ?

A friend of mine actually knows Jennings and has hung out with him a couple times in Indy. He said he sucks.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 18, 2010, 07:33:24 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 07:04:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 17, 2010, 08:04:26 AM
DPD. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/16/bears-sign-former-colts-corner-drop-mckie/. Dropping McKie- Good move (unless you're one of those morans who always defended a fullback who couldn't A) Block B) Catch C)Gain a yard on 4th and 1.) Picking up a guy that Colts fans (not the brightest bunch, I'll admit) have nicknamed the Human Cushion? Slightly not good move. Can't be worse than Vasher, can he ?

A friend of mine actually knows Jennings and has hung out with him a couple times in Indy. He said he sucks.

That's refreshing honesty. I was internet acquaintances with this guy who went to college with Aaron Heilman and he was all "oh yeah, he's one of the nicest, most level-headed people I've ever met blah blah, maybe he'll be good," even though it was apparent that he would blow, clearly, and as it turns out, he really blew.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 18, 2010, 07:55:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 18, 2010, 07:33:24 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 07:04:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 17, 2010, 08:04:26 AM
DPD. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/16/bears-sign-former-colts-corner-drop-mckie/. Dropping McKie- Good move (unless you're one of those morans who always defended a fullback who couldn't A) Block B) Catch C)Gain a yard on 4th and 1.) Picking up a guy that Colts fans (not the brightest bunch, I'll admit) have nicknamed the Human Cushion? Slightly not good move. Can't be worse than Vasher, can he ?

A friend of mine actually knows Jennings and has hung out with him a couple times in Indy. He said he sucks.

That's refreshing honesty. I was internet acquaintances with this guy who went to college with Aaron Heilman and he was all "oh yeah, he's one of the nicest, most level-headed people I've ever met blah blah, maybe he'll be good," even though it was apparent that he would blow, clearly, and as it turns out, he really blew.

I knew this guy who said Heilman was really good at darts and shit, shich means he's got control I guess, but it also means he's good at throwing things where there's nobody there with a bat to hit the fucking thing 500 feet.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 18, 2010, 07:59:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 18, 2010, 07:55:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 18, 2010, 07:33:24 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 07:04:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 17, 2010, 08:04:26 AM
DPD. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/16/bears-sign-former-colts-corner-drop-mckie/. Dropping McKie- Good move (unless you're one of those morans who always defended a fullback who couldn't A) Block B) Catch C)Gain a yard on 4th and 1.) Picking up a guy that Colts fans (not the brightest bunch, I'll admit) have nicknamed the Human Cushion? Slightly not good move. Can't be worse than Vasher, can he ?

A friend of mine actually knows Jennings and has hung out with him a couple times in Indy. He said he sucks.

That's refreshing honesty. I was internet acquaintances with this guy who went to college with Aaron Heilman and he was all "oh yeah, he's one of the nicest, most level-headed people I've ever met blah blah, maybe he'll be good," even though it was apparent that he would blow, clearly, and as it turns out, he really blew.

I knew this guy who said Heilman was really good at darts and shit, shich means he's got control I guess, but it also means he's good at throwing things where there's nobody there with a bat to hit the fucking thing 500 feet.

Weird. My guy said the same thing. Maybe we know the same guy.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Kermit IV on March 19, 2010, 11:54:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 18, 2010, 07:33:24 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 07:04:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 17, 2010, 08:04:26 AM
DPD. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/16/bears-sign-former-colts-corner-drop-mckie/. Dropping McKie- Good move (unless you're one of those morans who always defended a fullback who couldn't A) Block B) Catch C)Gain a yard on 4th and 1.) Picking up a guy that Colts fans (not the brightest bunch, I'll admit) have nicknamed the Human Cushion? Slightly not good move. Can't be worse than Vasher, can he ?

A friend of mine actually knows Jennings and has hung out with him a couple times in Indy. He said he sucks.

That's refreshing honesty. I was internet acquaintances with this guy who went to college with Aaron Heilman and he was all "oh yeah, he's one of the nicest, most level-headed people I've ever met blah blah, maybe he'll be good," even though it was apparent that he would blow, clearly, and as it turns out, he really blew.

I consider you an internet FRIEND.  Dick.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 22, 2010, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on March 19, 2010, 11:54:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 18, 2010, 07:33:24 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 07:04:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 17, 2010, 08:04:26 AM
DPD. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/16/bears-sign-former-colts-corner-drop-mckie/. Dropping McKie- Good move (unless you're one of those morans who always defended a fullback who couldn't A) Block B) Catch C)Gain a yard on 4th and 1.) Picking up a guy that Colts fans (not the brightest bunch, I'll admit) have nicknamed the Human Cushion? Slightly not good move. Can't be worse than Vasher, can he ?

A friend of mine actually knows Jennings and has hung out with him a couple times in Indy. He said he sucks.

That's refreshing honesty. I was internet acquaintances with this guy who went to college with Aaron Heilman and he was all "oh yeah, he's one of the nicest, most level-headed people I've ever met blah blah, maybe he'll be good," even though it was apparent that he would blow, clearly, and as it turns out, he really blew.

I consider you an internet FRIEND.  Dick.

Really? I mean, my first instinct was to type friend, but I didn't want to just put myself out there for all the world to point and laugh at if you were like "more like acquaintance, man." Either way, you need to explain to Kaplan that I don't actually Want you to piss in his drink, because facebook needs to add green font. But he is pretty orange faced.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Kermit IV on March 22, 2010, 11:35:13 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 22, 2010, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on March 19, 2010, 11:54:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on March 18, 2010, 07:33:24 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 17, 2010, 07:04:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 17, 2010, 08:04:26 AM
DPD. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/16/bears-sign-former-colts-corner-drop-mckie/. Dropping McKie- Good move (unless you're one of those morans who always defended a fullback who couldn't A) Block B) Catch C)Gain a yard on 4th and 1.) Picking up a guy that Colts fans (not the brightest bunch, I'll admit) have nicknamed the Human Cushion? Slightly not good move. Can't be worse than Vasher, can he ?

A friend of mine actually knows Jennings and has hung out with him a couple times in Indy. He said he sucks.

That's refreshing honesty. I was internet acquaintances with this guy who went to college with Aaron Heilman and he was all "oh yeah, he's one of the nicest, most level-headed people I've ever met blah blah, maybe he'll be good," even though it was apparent that he would blow, clearly, and as it turns out, he really blew.

I consider you an internet FRIEND.  Dick.

Really? I mean, my first instinct was to type friend, but I didn't want to just put myself out there for all the world to point and laugh at if you were like "more like acquaintance, man." Either way, you need to explain to Kaplan that I don't actually Want you to piss in his drink, because facebook needs to add green font. But he is pretty orange faced.

Yeah, I saw that and tried to explain.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Pre on March 23, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1

So fucking stupid.  I hate the new rules to begin with, but at least make
it the same in the regular season.  I hate specialized rules for playoffs
(with the exception of continue instead of calling it a tie type rules.)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on March 23, 2010, 04:16:20 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1

Any word if they're going to retroactively apply this to the NFC championship game so Brett can go back and try and throw yet another franchise-killing interception?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on March 23, 2010, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 23, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1

So fucking stupid.  I hate the new rules to begin with, but at least make
it the same in the regular season.  I hate specialized rules for playoffs
(with the exception of continue instead of calling it a tie type rules.)

My guess is if it proves effective in the playoffs they'll try to apply it to the regular season for 2011. If they play that season, anyway.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: MAD on March 23, 2010, 04:26:42 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on March 23, 2010, 04:16:20 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1

Any word if they're going to retroactively apply this to the NFC championship game so Brett can go back and try and throw yet another franchise-killing interception?

Just wanted to note that this made me snort out loud.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 23, 2010, 04:27:39 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 23, 2010, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 23, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1

So fucking stupid.  I hate the new rules to begin with, but at least make
it the same in the regular season.  I hate specialized rules for playoffs
(with the exception of continue instead of calling it a tie type rules.)

My guess is if it proves effective in the playoffs they'll try to apply it to the regular season for 2011. If they play that season, anyway.

Good idea to test something like that for 11 games. I mean, I'm sure the percentage of games that go to overtime is over 9.09%, and of those games, I'm sure the occurrence they're trying to fix will happen
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Indolent Reader on March 24, 2010, 11:08:45 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 23, 2010, 04:27:39 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 23, 2010, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 23, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1

So fucking stupid.  I hate the new rules to begin with, but at least make
it the same in the regular season.  I hate specialized rules for playoffs
(with the exception of continue instead of calling it a tie type rules.)

My guess is if it proves effective in the playoffs they'll try to apply it to the regular season for 2011. If they play that season, anyway.

Good idea to test something like that for 11 games. I mean, I'm sure the percentage of games that go to overtime is over 9.09%, and of those games, I'm sure the occurrence they're trying to fix will happen

What happens if both teams kick field goals on their respective possessions?

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Indolent Reader on March 24, 2010, 11:11:50 AM
DPD.  Never mind.  Just saw that sudden death then applies.  So do they flip the coin again?

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on March 24, 2010, 11:16:19 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on March 24, 2010, 11:08:45 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 23, 2010, 04:27:39 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 23, 2010, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 23, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1

So fucking stupid.  I hate the new rules to begin with, but at least make
it the same in the regular season.  I hate specialized rules for playoffs
(with the exception of continue instead of calling it a tie type rules.)

My guess is if it proves effective in the playoffs they'll try to apply it to the regular season for 2011. If they play that season, anyway.

Good idea to test something like that for 11 games. I mean, I'm sure the percentage of games that go to overtime is over 9.09%, and of those games, I'm sure the occurrence they're trying to fix will happen

What happens if both teams kick field goals on their respective possessions?



Then it's back to sudden death.

Forget that mess, I've already got several mind-blowing questions that need to be addressed:

What if the kicking team excutes and recovers an onside kick?  Can they then win the game with a field goal, or does the opponent still get the ball back?

If the kicking team records a safety on the first possession, is stopped on the ensuing possession and then gives up a field goal, do they lose?

Thrill and SKO said they think that basically the first team to score 6 total points wins.  If a team scores a safety and field goal, do they still have to score again?

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 24, 2010, 11:39:30 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on March 24, 2010, 11:08:45 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 23, 2010, 04:27:39 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 23, 2010, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 23, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1

So fucking stupid.  I hate the new rules to begin with, but at least make
it the same in the regular season.  I hate specialized rules for playoffs
(with the exception of continue instead of calling it a tie type rules.)

My guess is if it proves effective in the playoffs they'll try to apply it to the regular season for 2011. If they play that season, anyway.

Good idea to test something like that for 11 games. I mean, I'm sure the percentage of games that go to overtime is over 9.09%, and of those games, I'm sure the occurrence they're trying to fix will happen

What happens if both teams kick field goals on their respective possessions?



My point was more of just an add-on to Pre's. Apparently since 1973, there have been 445 regular season games that have gone to OT. I did some rough math that gave me around 8500 games played in that span, which translates to 5% of the games.. Since there are only 11 playoff games, the odds of it being an OT game is kind of low since the occurrence doesn't happen once in every 11 games, more like once every 20 games. Now, I'm sure some stats major could tell me the odds of a 5% occurrence to happen in a series of 11 games, but the point remains that they should do it for the regular season too. This isn't that big of a change to where they need to "test" it on some games first.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Shooter on March 24, 2010, 12:39:43 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 24, 2010, 11:16:19 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on March 24, 2010, 11:08:45 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 23, 2010, 04:27:39 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 23, 2010, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 23, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1

So fucking stupid.  I hate the new rules to begin with, but at least make
it the same in the regular season.  I hate specialized rules for playoffs
(with the exception of continue instead of calling it a tie type rules.)

My guess is if it proves effective in the playoffs they'll try to apply it to the regular season for 2011. If they play that season, anyway.

Good idea to test something like that for 11 games. I mean, I'm sure the percentage of games that go to overtime is over 9.09%, and of those games, I'm sure the occurrence they're trying to fix will happen

What happens if both teams kick field goals on their respective possessions?



Then it's back to sudden death.

Forget that mess, I've already got several mind-blowing questions that need to be addressed:

What if the kicking team excutes and recovers an onside kick?  Can they then win the game with a field goal, or does the opponent still get the ball back?

If the kicking team records a safety on the first possession, is stopped on the ensuing possession and then gives up a field goal, do they lose?

Thrill and SKO said they think that basically the first team to score 6 total points wins.  If a team scores a safety and field goal, do they still have to score again?


In both of your examples, according to the Twitters yesterday, the team that scored wins (in fact, if the kicking team scores a safety, they don't even need the subsequent FG, the safety ends the game). The logic is that the other team had an opportunity to score and didn't.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on March 24, 2010, 01:28:46 PM
They should just play a 60-minute overtime period. And if that doesn't settle it, go for another.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on March 24, 2010, 01:39:33 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 24, 2010, 11:39:30 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on March 24, 2010, 11:08:45 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 23, 2010, 04:27:39 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 23, 2010, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 23, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1

So fucking stupid.  I hate the new rules to begin with, but at least make
it the same in the regular season.  I hate specialized rules for playoffs
(with the exception of continue instead of calling it a tie type rules.)

My guess is if it proves effective in the playoffs they'll try to apply it to the regular season for 2011. If they play that season, anyway.

Good idea to test something like that for 11 games. I mean, I'm sure the percentage of games that go to overtime is over 9.09%, and of those games, I'm sure the occurrence they're trying to fix will happen

What happens if both teams kick field goals on their respective possessions?



My point was more of just an add-on to Pre's. Apparently since 1973, there have been 445 regular season games that have gone to OT. I did some rough math that gave me around 8500 games played in that span, which translates to 5% of the games.. Since there are only 11 playoff games, the odds of it being an OT game is kind of low since the occurrence doesn't happen once in every 11 games, more like once every 20 games. Now, I'm sure some stats major could tell me the odds of a 5% occurrence to happen in a series of 11 games, but the point remains that they should do it for the regular season too. This isn't that big of a change to where they need to "test" it on some games first.

DPD. My guess is the percentage of OT games is higher in the playoffs.

2009 2 of 11 were OT
2008 0 of 11
2007 1 of 11
2006 1 of 11
2005 0 of 11
2004 2 of 11
2003 3 of 11
2002 1 of 11
2001 1 of 11
2000 1 of 11

So in 10 years, we had 110 playoff games and 12 OT games... 10.9%
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on March 24, 2010, 01:44:12 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 24, 2010, 01:39:33 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 24, 2010, 11:39:30 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on March 24, 2010, 11:08:45 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 23, 2010, 04:27:39 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 23, 2010, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 23, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1

So fucking stupid.  I hate the new rules to begin with, but at least make
it the same in the regular season.  I hate specialized rules for playoffs
(with the exception of continue instead of calling it a tie type rules.)

My guess is if it proves effective in the playoffs they'll try to apply it to the regular season for 2011. If they play that season, anyway.

Good idea to test something like that for 11 games. I mean, I'm sure the percentage of games that go to overtime is over 9.09%, and of those games, I'm sure the occurrence they're trying to fix will happen

What happens if both teams kick field goals on their respective possessions?



My point was more of just an add-on to Pre's. Apparently since 1973, there have been 445 regular season games that have gone to OT. I did some rough math that gave me around 8500 games played in that span, which translates to 5% of the games.. Since there are only 11 playoff games, the odds of it being an OT game is kind of low since the occurrence doesn't happen once in every 11 games, more like once every 20 games. Now, I'm sure some stats major could tell me the odds of a 5% occurrence to happen in a series of 11 games, but the point remains that they should do it for the regular season too. This isn't that big of a change to where they need to "test" it on some games first.

DPD. My guess is the percentage of OT games is higher in the playoffs.

2009 2 of 11 were OT
2008 0 of 11
2007 1 of 11
2006 1 of 11
2005 0 of 11
2004 2 of 11
2003 3 of 11
2002 1 of 11
2001 1 of 11
2000 1 of 11

So in 10 years, we had 110 playoff games and 12 OT games... 10.9%

I did consider the idea that OT games were more prevalent in the playoffs, with more equal matched teams/better teams and all, but I failed to do the research. My bad. I was kind of wrong.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on March 24, 2010, 02:05:27 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 24, 2010, 01:39:33 PM
Quote from: Yeti on March 24, 2010, 11:39:30 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on March 24, 2010, 11:08:45 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 23, 2010, 04:27:39 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 23, 2010, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 23, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: morpheus on March 23, 2010, 03:16:07 PM
Whoa.  http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHSwbXq1wnH-jmEl-jV4W8M0Vd1wD9EKHCBG1

So fucking stupid.  I hate the new rules to begin with, but at least make
it the same in the regular season.  I hate specialized rules for playoffs
(with the exception of continue instead of calling it a tie type rules.)

My guess is if it proves effective in the playoffs they'll try to apply it to the regular season for 2011. If they play that season, anyway.

Good idea to test something like that for 11 games. I mean, I'm sure the percentage of games that go to overtime is over 9.09%, and of those games, I'm sure the occurrence they're trying to fix will happen

What happens if both teams kick field goals on their respective possessions?



My point was more of just an add-on to Pre's. Apparently since 1973, there have been 445 regular season games that have gone to OT. I did some rough math that gave me around 8500 games played in that span, which translates to 5% of the games.. Since there are only 11 playoff games, the odds of it being an OT game is kind of low since the occurrence doesn't happen once in every 11 games, more like once every 20 games. Now, I'm sure some stats major could tell me the odds of a 5% occurrence to happen in a series of 11 games, but the point remains that they should do it for the regular season too. This isn't that big of a change to where they need to "test" it on some games first.

DPD. My guess is the percentage of OT games is higher in the playoffs.

2009 2 of 11 were OT
2008 0 of 11
2007 1 of 11
2006 1 of 11
2005 0 of 11
2004 2 of 11
2003 3 of 11
2002 1 of 11
2001 1 of 11
2000 1 of 11

So in 10 years, we had 110 playoff games and 12 OT games... 10.9%

TPD

Let's look at the OT games and see which ones would be affected:
2009: Saints won BECAUSE THE NFL IS NOT FAIR!!  /Minnesota accent
Cardinals won because Aaron Rodgers handed them the ball.

2007: Giants scored really early (like 12:25) after FAVERUH threw his last pass as a Packer in OT.

2006: Seahawks get the ball first, punt from their 48, Sexy Rexy leads Bears into FG range

2004: Steelers beat Jets in OT after teams trade punts; Jets beats Chargers after Kaeding missed FG in OT

2003: Seahawks lose to Packers after Hasselback tells official he wants the ball in OT to "win the game." Hasselback's first throw is a Pick 6; Panthers win in 2 OT in the last game Lovie and Martz joined forces; Favre SOMEHOW THROWS ANOTHER INT in OT to give Eagles win.

2002: Titans win on FG on first possession of OT, beat PIT

2001: Patriots win on first possession on Viniateiri FG

2000: Dolphins beat Colts on OT TD

So... 2 of 110 playoff games over the past 10 years are TAINTED by the OT rule.

In the case of one, the Raiders are still moaning over the Tuck Rule. In the case of the other, the QB of the losing team threw a key INT towards the end of regulation. He also seems to have a track record here, doesn't he?

EDIT: I'm sorry... I should have said 3 out of the 12 were TAINTED. But really, were the Steelers going anywhere in 2002 anyways?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenFoe on March 24, 2010, 02:35:23 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 24, 2010, 02:05:27 PM
2002: Titans win on FG on first possession of OT, beat PIT

Fucking bullshit running-into-the-kicker Joe Nedney piece of shit asshole bullshit.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on March 24, 2010, 02:42:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 24, 2010, 02:35:23 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 24, 2010, 02:05:27 PM
2002: Titans win on FG on first possession of OT, beat PIT

Fucking bullshit running-into-the-kicker Joe Nedney piece of shit asshole bullshit.

That's right, I forgot about that. So:

2001: Would have been affected by new rule, but the Tuck Rule controversy a bigger game changer.
2002: Shitty running into kicker call gives Nedney another chance to win.
2009: Fuck Brett Favre. And Fuck Minnesota.

Just watch the consequences of this rule:

1) Teams getting the ball first will not even attempt a field goal unless they're inside the 15.
2) Teams might defer the opening kickoff.
3) Teams will then simply play for field position, giving us longer OTs, and more importantly, more BORING OTs (defenses and offensive won't play aggressively at all).
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on March 26, 2010, 09:34:58 AM
See ya, Brownie.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/bears-bidding-farewell-to-veteran-de-alex-brown.html

Does he have any trade value? He'll be 31 this season.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on March 26, 2010, 09:41:50 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 26, 2010, 09:34:58 AM
See ya, Brownie.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/bears-bidding-farewell-to-veteran-de-alex-brown.html

Does he have any trade value? He'll be 31 this season.

He's still an effective player. I liked Alex Brown quite a bit and I would be willing to bet he loves it here. I think someone will take him, probably for a shitty draft pick.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Poon on March 26, 2010, 10:00:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 26, 2010, 09:41:50 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 26, 2010, 09:34:58 AM
See ya, Brownie.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/bears-bidding-farewell-to-veteran-de-alex-brown.html

Does he have any trade value? He'll be 31 this season.

He's still an effective player. I liked Alex Brown quite a bit and I would be willing to bet he loves it here. I think someone will take him, probably for a shitty draft pick.

Mark Anderson is not good enough to steal that spot from Brown.  Another awful move by Angelo.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on March 26, 2010, 10:08:48 AM
Quote from: Poon on March 26, 2010, 10:00:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 26, 2010, 09:41:50 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 26, 2010, 09:34:58 AM
See ya, Brownie.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/bears-bidding-farewell-to-veteran-de-alex-brown.html

Does he have any trade value? He'll be 31 this season.

He's still an effective player. I liked Alex Brown quite a bit and I would be willing to bet he loves it here. I think someone will take him, probably for a shitty draft pick.

Mark Anderson is not good enough to steal that spot from Brown.  Another awful move by Angelo.

From what I've seen, Mark Anderson has been useless since his rookie year. The coaches claim they see something different so who the hell knows?

That said, I am on board with Idonije getting a shot at left end. I've heard the stories about him being able to shape himself depending on where he's playing and he's done well wherever the Bears have needed him to be. Dude's an absolute beast and they might be onto something with this move.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 26, 2010, 10:08:48 AM
Quote from: Poon on March 26, 2010, 10:00:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 26, 2010, 09:41:50 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 26, 2010, 09:34:58 AM
See ya, Brownie.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/bears-bidding-farewell-to-veteran-de-alex-brown.html

Does he have any trade value? He'll be 31 this season.

He's still an effective player. I liked Alex Brown quite a bit and I would be willing to bet he loves it here. I think someone will take him, probably for a shitty draft pick.

Mark Anderson is not good enough to steal that spot from Brown.  Another awful move by Angelo.

From what I've seen, Mark Anderson has been useless since his rookie year. The coaches claim they see something different so who the hell knows?

That said, I am on board with Idonije getting a shot at left end. I've heard the stories about him being able to shape himself depending on where he's playing and he's done well wherever the Bears have needed him to be. Dude's an absolute beast and they might be onto something with this move.

The Bears should go with Idonije & Brown and cut their losses with Anderson already.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Poon on March 26, 2010, 10:17:19 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 26, 2010, 10:08:48 AM
Quote from: Poon on March 26, 2010, 10:00:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 26, 2010, 09:41:50 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 26, 2010, 09:34:58 AM
See ya, Brownie.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/bears-bidding-farewell-to-veteran-de-alex-brown.html

Does he have any trade value? He'll be 31 this season.

He's still an effective player. I liked Alex Brown quite a bit and I would be willing to bet he loves it here. I think someone will take him, probably for a shitty draft pick.

Mark Anderson is not good enough to steal that spot from Brown.  Another awful move by Angelo.

From what I've seen, Mark Anderson has been useless since his rookie year. The coaches claim they see something different so who the hell knows?

That said, I am on board with Idonije getting a shot at left end. I've heard the stories about him being able to shape himself depending on where he's playing and he's done well wherever the Bears have needed him to be. Dude's an absolute beast and they might be onto something with this move.

The Bears should go with Idonije & Brown and cut their losses with Anderson already.

THI.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Pre on March 26, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
The Bears should go with Idonije & Brown and cut their losses with Anderson already.

For me, this boils down to what they can get for Brown.  If they dump him in a trade or
release him, then it's idiocy.  However, the Bears have tons of needs and if they can
address more pressing things moving Brown then I can't complain much.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 26, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
The Bears should go with Idonije & Brown and cut their losses with Anderson already.

For me, this boils down to what they can get for Brown.  If they dump him in a trade or
release him, then it's idiocy.
  However, the Bears have tons of needs and if they can
address more pressing things moving Brown then I can't complain much.

That's exactly what I expect to happen to Brown if the Bears head down this road.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on March 26, 2010, 12:31:16 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 26, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
The Bears should go with Idonije & Brown and cut their losses with Anderson already.

For me, this boils down to what they can get for Brown.  If they dump him in a trade or
release him, then it's idiocy.  However, the Bears have tons of needs and if they can
address more pressing things moving Brown then I can't complain much.

What they can get is $5MM in salary off the books.  If they can use some of that money to sign a safety that's better than Danieal Manning (who by the looks of things is going to holdout) or Craig Steltz (who sucks worse than Manning) then so long Alex, and thanks for everything.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on March 28, 2010, 02:53:03 PM
What about that dude who jumps out of pools for a living? Maybe he's good too?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on March 28, 2010, 03:28:34 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 28, 2010, 02:53:03 PM
What about that dude who jumps out of pools for a living? Maybe he's good too?

There was talk of moving him to end.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on April 01, 2010, 11:46:38 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 26, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
The Bears should go with Idonije & Brown and cut their losses with Anderson already.

For me, this boils down to what they can get for Brown.  If they dump him in a trade or
release him, then it's idiocy.
  However, the Bears have tons of needs and if they can
address more pressing things moving Brown then I can't complain much.

That's exactly what I expect to happen to Brown if the Bears head down this road.

I'm as incredulous as the Bears that the "announce that you'll release him if nobody trades for him" strategy didn't net them a 2nd round pick.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/alex-brown-on-pending-release-by-bears-im-in-my-prime-still.html
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 01, 2010, 01:14:47 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 01, 2010, 11:46:38 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 26, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
The Bears should go with Idonije & Brown and cut their losses with Anderson already.

For me, this boils down to what they can get for Brown.  If they dump him in a trade or
release him, then it's idiocy.
  However, the Bears have tons of needs and if they can
address more pressing things moving Brown then I can't complain much.

That's exactly what I expect to happen to Brown if the Bears head down this road.

I'm as incredulous as the Bears that the "announce that you'll release him if nobody trades for him" strategy didn't net them a 2nd round pick.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/alex-brown-on-pending-release-by-bears-im-in-my-prime-still.html

Quote"Good," one NFC personnel man familiar with the Bears said when told Brown was being cut loose today. "He's one of their better defensive players."

DOOM
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on April 01, 2010, 01:20:50 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 01, 2010, 01:14:47 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 01, 2010, 11:46:38 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 26, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
The Bears should go with Idonije & Brown and cut their losses with Anderson already.

For me, this boils down to what they can get for Brown.  If they dump him in a trade or
release him, then it's idiocy.
  However, the Bears have tons of needs and if they can
address more pressing things moving Brown then I can't complain much.

That's exactly what I expect to happen to Brown if the Bears head down this road.

I'm as incredulous as the Bears that the "announce that you'll release him if nobody trades for him" strategy didn't net them a 2nd round pick.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/alex-brown-on-pending-release-by-bears-im-in-my-prime-still.html

Quote"Good," one NFC personnel man familiar with the Bears said when told Brown was being cut loose today. "He's one of their better defensive players."

DOOM

"Good," said an NFC man named "Rip" who just woke up from a 25-year-long slumber upon hearing Walter Payton was dead and Dan Hampton, Mike Singletary and Richard Dent had retired. "That's the core of their team."
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on April 01, 2010, 01:27:03 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 01, 2010, 01:20:50 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 01, 2010, 01:14:47 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 01, 2010, 11:46:38 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 26, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
The Bears should go with Idonije & Brown and cut their losses with Anderson already.

For me, this boils down to what they can get for Brown.  If they dump him in a trade or
release him, then it's idiocy.
  However, the Bears have tons of needs and if they can
address more pressing things moving Brown then I can't complain much.

That's exactly what I expect to happen to Brown if the Bears head down this road.

I'm as incredulous as the Bears that the "announce that you'll release him if nobody trades for him" strategy didn't net them a 2nd round pick.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/alex-brown-on-pending-release-by-bears-im-in-my-prime-still.html

Quote"Good," one NFC personnel man familiar with the Bears said when told Brown was being cut loose today. "He's one of their better defensive players."

DOOM

"Good," said an NFC man named "Rip" who just woke up from a 25-year-long slumber upon hearing Walter Payton was dead and Dan Hampton, Mike Singletary and Richard Dent had retired. "That's the core of their team."

Maybe not the best player on the team, but one of the few that wasn't a total waste. I'm a little bothered by this move.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on April 01, 2010, 01:30:10 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 01, 2010, 01:27:03 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 01, 2010, 01:20:50 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 01, 2010, 01:14:47 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 01, 2010, 11:46:38 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 26, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
The Bears should go with Idonije & Brown and cut their losses with Anderson already.

For me, this boils down to what they can get for Brown.  If they dump him in a trade or
release him, then it's idiocy.
  However, the Bears have tons of needs and if they can
address more pressing things moving Brown then I can't complain much.

That's exactly what I expect to happen to Brown if the Bears head down this road.

I'm as incredulous as the Bears that the "announce that you'll release him if nobody trades for him" strategy didn't net them a 2nd round pick.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/alex-brown-on-pending-release-by-bears-im-in-my-prime-still.html

Quote"Good," one NFC personnel man familiar with the Bears said when told Brown was being cut loose today. "He's one of their better defensive players."

DOOM

"Good," said an NFC man named "Rip" who just woke up from a 25-year-long slumber upon hearing Walter Payton was dead and Dan Hampton, Mike Singletary and Richard Dent had retired. "That's the core of their team."

Maybe not the best player on the team, but one of the few that wasn't a total waste. I'm a little bothered by this move.

Same here.  I'm not going to go all DOOM, but is Mark Anderson doing on this team instead of Alex Brown?  Anderson is sort of like the dim-witted, creepy cousin of Julius Peppers, no?  He just seems redundant and just makes for awkward family dinners.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on April 01, 2010, 01:33:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 01, 2010, 01:30:10 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 01, 2010, 01:27:03 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 01, 2010, 01:20:50 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 01, 2010, 01:14:47 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 01, 2010, 11:46:38 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: Pre on March 26, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 26, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
The Bears should go with Idonije & Brown and cut their losses with Anderson already.

For me, this boils down to what they can get for Brown.  If they dump him in a trade or
release him, then it's idiocy.
  However, the Bears have tons of needs and if they can
address more pressing things moving Brown then I can't complain much.

That's exactly what I expect to happen to Brown if the Bears head down this road.

I'm as incredulous as the Bears that the "announce that you'll release him if nobody trades for him" strategy didn't net them a 2nd round pick.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/alex-brown-on-pending-release-by-bears-im-in-my-prime-still.html

Quote"Good," one NFC personnel man familiar with the Bears said when told Brown was being cut loose today. "He's one of their better defensive players."

DOOM

"Good," said an NFC man named "Rip" who just woke up from a 25-year-long slumber upon hearing Walter Payton was dead and Dan Hampton, Mike Singletary and Richard Dent had retired. "That's the core of their team."

Maybe not the best player on the team, but one of the few that wasn't a total waste. I'm a little bothered by this move.

Same here.  I'm not going to go all DOOM, but is Mark Anderson doing on this team instead of Alex Brown?  Anderson is sort of like the dim-witted, creepy cousin of Julius Peppers, no?  He just seems redundant and just makes for awkward family dinners.

I don't know what Mark Anderson does well. I have no idea why he's still on the team. I saw mention of Henry Melton being someone they want to push. Sorry, who?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on April 01, 2010, 01:50:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 01, 2010, 01:33:03 PM
I saw mention of Henry Melton being someone they want to push. Sorry, who?

You know, the fat running back from Texas.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on April 04, 2010, 09:57:55 PM
Now we're talkin'

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/04/04/rob-sims-could-be-a-bear-or-a-lion-this-week/
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 04, 2010, 10:20:52 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2010, 09:57:55 PM
Now we're talkin'

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/04/04/rob-sims-could-be-a-bear-or-a-lion-this-week/


Probably a better guard than they could pick up with the draft. Make it hai, Jerry.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on April 05, 2010, 08:52:59 AM
According to this site

http://profootballfocus.com/by_position.php?tab=by_position&season=2009&pos=G&stype=r&runpass=&teamid=-1&numsnaps=25&numgames=1

Sims was the 8th best guard in the league last year. Anyone heard of this site/know of any others that rank players at positions that are more subjective than QB or running back (offensive line, DBs)?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on April 05, 2010, 08:54:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 08:52:59 AM
According to this site

http://profootballfocus.com/by_position.php?tab=by_position&season=2009&pos=G&stype=r&runpass=&teamid=-1&numsnaps=25&numgames=1

Sims was the 8th best guard in the league last year. Anyone heard of this site/know of any others that rank players at positions that are more subjective than QB or running back (offensive line, DBs)?


Nope, I'll take this site's word for it. But if the Bears don't get Sims, I'll declare this site as hocus-pocus bullshit.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on April 05, 2010, 09:35:56 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 05, 2010, 08:54:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 08:52:59 AM
According to this site

http://profootballfocus.com/by_position.php?tab=by_position&season=2009&pos=G&stype=r&runpass=&teamid=-1&numsnaps=25&numgames=1

Sims was the 8th best guard in the league last year. Anyone heard of this site/know of any others that rank players at positions that are more subjective than QB or running back (offensive line, DBs)?


Nope, I'll take this site's word for it. But if the Bears don't get Sims, I'll declare this site as hocus-pocus bullshit.

I just noticed that they have 4 offensive tackles rated as worse than Orlando Pace last year. And Peanut as the 82nd best CB. Maybe it is Grade A bullplop.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Pre on April 05, 2010, 10:49:13 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 09:35:56 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 05, 2010, 08:54:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 08:52:59 AM
According to this site

http://profootballfocus.com/by_position.php?tab=by_position&season=2009&pos=G&stype=r&runpass=&teamid=-1&numsnaps=25&numgames=1

Sims was the 8th best guard in the league last year. Anyone heard of this site/know of any others that rank players at positions that are more subjective than QB or running back (offensive line, DBs)?

Nope, I'll take this site's word for it. But if the Bears don't get Sims, I'll declare this site as hocus-pocus bullshit.

I just noticed that they have 4 offensive tackles rated as worse than Orlando Pace last year. And Peanut as the 82nd best CB. Maybe it is Grade A bullplop.

Ranking Pace 73 of 77 sounds about right.

I'm not so sure that, as much as I love Tillman, that he has had good years the last two. 
In 2007 it ranks him at #3 overall.  Football evaluation and advanced stat stuff is a
mystery to me because there's so much team interaction that I don't know how you
can reliably assign things like which defender has what coverage, particularly in the
case where things break down.  I mean, it's easy to identify good plays, but when a
receiver ends up wide open it's frequently a guessing game of who blew the coverage.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on April 05, 2010, 11:11:55 AM
Quote from: Pre on April 05, 2010, 10:49:13 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 09:35:56 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 05, 2010, 08:54:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 08:52:59 AM
According to this site

http://profootballfocus.com/by_position.php?tab=by_position&season=2009&pos=G&stype=r&runpass=&teamid=-1&numsnaps=25&numgames=1

Sims was the 8th best guard in the league last year. Anyone heard of this site/know of any others that rank players at positions that are more subjective than QB or running back (offensive line, DBs)?

Nope, I'll take this site's word for it. But if the Bears don't get Sims, I'll declare this site as hocus-pocus bullshit.

I just noticed that they have 4 offensive tackles rated as worse than Orlando Pace last year. And Peanut as the 82nd best CB. Maybe it is Grade A bullplop.

Ranking Pace 73 of 77 sounds about right.

I'm not so sure that, as much as I love Tillman, that he has had good years the last two. 
In 2007 it ranks him at #3 overall.  Football evaluation and advanced stat stuff is a
mystery to me because there's so much team interaction that I don't know how you
can reliably assign things like which defender has what coverage, particularly in the
case where things break down.  I mean, it's easy to identify good plays, but when a
receiver ends up wide open it's frequently a guessing game of who blew the coverage.

I'm glad Pre sayed that and not me. Because if I had attempted to make sense of it, I would have sounded like a blubbering buffoon. So...
THI
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on April 05, 2010, 11:29:13 AM
Quote from: Pre on April 05, 2010, 10:49:13 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 09:35:56 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 05, 2010, 08:54:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 08:52:59 AM
According to this site

http://profootballfocus.com/by_position.php?tab=by_position&season=2009&pos=G&stype=r&runpass=&teamid=-1&numsnaps=25&numgames=1

Sims was the 8th best guard in the league last year. Anyone heard of this site/know of any others that rank players at positions that are more subjective than QB or running back (offensive line, DBs)?

Nope, I'll take this site's word for it. But if the Bears don't get Sims, I'll declare this site as hocus-pocus bullshit.

I just noticed that they have 4 offensive tackles rated as worse than Orlando Pace last year. And Peanut as the 82nd best CB. Maybe it is Grade A bullplop.

Ranking Pace 73 of 77 sounds about right.

I'm not so sure that, as much as I love Tillman, that he has had good years the last two. 
In 2007 it ranks him at #3 overall.  Football evaluation and advanced stat stuff is a
mystery to me because there's so much team interaction that I don't know how you
can reliably assign things like which defender has what coverage, particularly in the
case where things break down.  I mean, it's easy to identify good plays, but when a
receiver ends up wide open it's frequently a guessing game of who blew the coverage.

Agreed. I know Peanut hasn't been top notch the last couple years, I just find it hard to believe he's been THAT bad.

I'd guess the offensive line rankings are much more reliable than the DB rankings. Linemen are generally are given a specific assignment on each play, so if you go back and review every play it's not too subjective to determine whether or not he blocked the guy he was supposed to.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Pre on April 05, 2010, 11:56:13 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 11:29:13 AM
Agreed. I know Peanut hasn't been top notch the last couple years, I just find it hard to believe he's been THAT bad.

I don't think he's been _THAT_ bad as a player himself, but I don't think
he's played an effective CB as far as stopping opposing teams because in
some part (I'd argue large, others can argue small if they'd like) the scheme
he has played in is not good at stopping the pass.  The amount of time that
opposing QBs have to throw the ball is such a huge factor on pass coverage
success for any defensive player, I think any attempt to compare defensive
backs' effectiveness at any kind of fine grain is mostly worthless until you can
factor that in at some level.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on April 05, 2010, 12:02:30 PM
It's moot - according to everyone in the NFL, Sims is being traded to Detroit.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on April 05, 2010, 12:37:35 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 05, 2010, 12:02:30 PM
It's moot - according to everyone in the NFL, Sims is being traded to Detroit.

Why would the Bears waste a 5th round pick on a starting left guard when they could draft another Claude Harriot or Airese Currie?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 05, 2010, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 12:37:35 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 05, 2010, 12:02:30 PM
It's moot - according to everyone in the NFL, Sims is being traded to Detroit.

Why would the Bears waste a 5th round pick on a starting left guard when they could draft another Claude Harriot or Airese Currie?

Currie had a good year....for the Hamilton Tiger-Cats.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 12, 2010, 04:24:54 PM
Hopefully Pisa Tino will be healthy next year.  He's been re-signed for next season.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on April 21, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
OK, so in the last 24 hours:

- A Bears schedule that includes a lot of early season home games, which might be good, because they'll be limping in the final five or six weeks as well as a trip to Canada;
- The planned retirement of Michael McCaskey as Chairman of the Board and the announced successor, George McCaskey.
- The hints the Bears keep dropping that Olsen could be dealt. Maybe the Bears want a 2nd or 3rd round pick this weekend?
- The re-signing of Nick Roach to a tender sheet. Whither Helen Huntermeyer?
- The announcement of the "throwback" jerseys the Bears will wear a few times this year to celebrate 90 years; About 30 of those years were good; 15 decent; and 45 forgettable.

None of these developments, save for an Olsen trade, changes the overall shittiness of the team. Anyone care?

You will in a week when the Cubs get swept by the Mets and Brewers, the Predators and Cavs advance to the second round and what else will we have?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on April 21, 2010, 11:39:04 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 21, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
OK, so in the last 24 hours:

- A Bears schedule that includes a lot of early season home games, which might be good, because they'll be limping in the final five or six weeks as well as a trip to Canada;
- The planned retirement of Michael McCaskey as Chairman of the Board and the announced successor, George McCaskey.
- The hints the Bears keep dropping that Olsen could be dealt. Maybe the Bears want a 2nd or 3rd round pick this weekend?
- The re-signing of Nick Roach to a tender sheet. Whither Helen Huntermeyer?
- The announcement of the "throwback" jerseys the Bears will wear a few times this year to celebrate 90 years; About 30 of those years were good; 15 decent; and 45 forgettable.

None of these developments, save for an Olsen trade, changes the overall shittiness of the team. Anyone care?

You will in a week when the Cubs get swept by the Mets and Brewers, the Predators and Cavs advance to the second round and what else will we have?

I don't think Olsen's going anywhere, unless they just want to dump him.  Anquan Boldin was traded for a 3rd and 4th round draft pick, and he's actually good.  Olsen might command a 5th or 6th round choice.  Meh.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on April 21, 2010, 12:16:04 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 21, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
OK, so in the last 24 hours:

- A Bears schedule that includes a lot of early season home games, which might be good, because they'll be limping in the final five or six weeks as well as a trip to Canada;
- The planned retirement of Michael McCaskey as Chairman of the Board and the announced successor, George McCaskey.
- The hints the Bears keep dropping that Olsen could be dealt. Maybe the Bears want a 2nd or 3rd round pick this weekend?
- The re-signing of Nick Roach to a tender sheet. Whither Helen Huntermeyer?
- The announcement of the "throwback" jerseys the Bears will wear a few times this year to celebrate 90 years; About 30 of those years were good; 15 decent; and 45 forgettable.

None of these developments, save for an Olsen trade, changes the overall shittiness of the team. Anyone care?

You will in a week when the Cubs get swept by the Mets and Brewers, the Predators and Cavs advance to the second round and what else will we have?

Bear down 2010 Chicago Bears! Because you'll have no other choice.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 21, 2010, 12:38:59 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 21, 2010, 12:16:04 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 21, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
OK, so in the last 24 hours:

- A Bears schedule that includes a lot of early season home games, which might be good, because they'll be limping in the final five or six weeks as well as a trip to Canada;
- The planned retirement of Michael McCaskey as Chairman of the Board and the announced successor, George McCaskey.
- The hints the Bears keep dropping that Olsen could be dealt. Maybe the Bears want a 2nd or 3rd round pick this weekend?
- The re-signing of Nick Roach to a tender sheet. Whither Helen Huntermeyer?
- The announcement of the "throwback" jerseys the Bears will wear a few times this year to celebrate 90 years; About 30 of those years were good; 15 decent; and 45 forgettable.

None of these developments, save for an Olsen trade, changes the overall shittiness of the team. Anyone care?

You will in a week when the Cubs get swept by the Mets and Brewers, the Predators and Cavs advance to the second round and what else will we have?

Bear down 2010 Chicago Bears! Because you'll have no other choice.

At least we have soccer.

(http://www.buckleshop.com/images/2608e.jpg)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on April 21, 2010, 12:44:22 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 21, 2010, 11:39:04 AM
I don't think Olsen's going anywhere, unless they just want to dump him.  Anquan Boldin was traded for a 3rd and 4th round draft pick, and he's actually good.  Olsen might command a 5th or 6th round choice.  Meh.

Agreed.  Tony Scheffler just went for a 5th round pick.  Olsen might have a little more value than Scheffler, but probably not more than a round.  Why unload him just so Angelo can draft the next Craig Steltz?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on April 21, 2010, 12:44:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 21, 2010, 12:38:59 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 21, 2010, 12:16:04 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 21, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
OK, so in the last 24 hours:

- A Bears schedule that includes a lot of early season home games, which might be good, because they'll be limping in the final five or six weeks as well as a trip to Canada;
- The planned retirement of Michael McCaskey as Chairman of the Board and the announced successor, George McCaskey.
- The hints the Bears keep dropping that Olsen could be dealt. Maybe the Bears want a 2nd or 3rd round pick this weekend?
- The re-signing of Nick Roach to a tender sheet. Whither Helen Huntermeyer?
- The announcement of the "throwback" jerseys the Bears will wear a few times this year to celebrate 90 years; About 30 of those years were good; 15 decent; and 45 forgettable.

None of these developments, save for an Olsen trade, changes the overall shittiness of the team. Anyone care?

You will in a week when the Cubs get swept by the Mets and Brewers, the Predators and Cavs advance to the second round and what else will we have?

Bear down 2010 Chicago Bears! Because you'll have no other choice.

At least we have soccer.

(http://www.buckleshop.com/images/2608e.jpg)


No we fucking don't.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 21, 2010, 01:01:17 PM
How  about lacrosse?

(http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chicagomachine-logo1.jpg)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Bort on April 21, 2010, 01:23:20 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 21, 2010, 01:01:17 PM
How  about lacrosse?

(http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chicagomachine-logo1.jpg)

You just made that one up.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on April 21, 2010, 01:28:25 PM
Lacrosse?  Bah.

I'll just follow Chicago's REAL football team:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/ChicagoForce.PNG)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on April 21, 2010, 01:35:28 PM
Candice Dupree.  Shameka Christon.  Sylvia Fowles.  Get excited.  Season starts April 30.

(http://eplteen.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/chicago_sky.jpg)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 21, 2010, 01:47:03 PM
What sucks is that with the Bears not having a pick until the 2nd day of the draft, what would usually be my brief moment of football in the midst of all this darkness is dimmed a bit. I mean I'll still probably watch, but it's not that much fun only watching other teams get good players and then watching Tampa Bay use the second round pick they got for trading the Bears a dead guy.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 21, 2010, 01:48:43 PM
I choose to stick with my local team from '07.  If only because of the logo.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/Mousel.png)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 21, 2010, 02:21:24 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 21, 2010, 01:48:43 PM
I choose to stick with my local team from '07.  If only because of the logo.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/Mousel.png)

Tee hee.  Penis.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CBStew on April 21, 2010, 02:32:30 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 21, 2010, 02:21:24 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 21, 2010, 01:48:43 PM
I choose to stick with my local team from '07.  If only because of the logo.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/Mousel.png)

Tee hee.  Penis.

Tee hee.  Square balls
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 21, 2010, 02:33:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 21, 2010, 01:23:20 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 21, 2010, 01:01:17 PM
How  about lacrosse?

(http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chicagomachine-logo1.jpg)

You just made that one up.

http://www.majorleaguelacrosse.com/ (http://www.majorleaguelacrosse.com/)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Bort on April 21, 2010, 02:43:05 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 21, 2010, 02:33:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 21, 2010, 01:23:20 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 21, 2010, 01:01:17 PM
How  about lacrosse?

(http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chicagomachine-logo1.jpg)

You just made that one up.

http://www.majorleaguelacrosse.com/ (http://www.majorleaguelacrosse.com/)

Yeti and KurtEvans have a seminar you might want to attend.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on April 21, 2010, 02:51:53 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2010, 01:47:03 PM
What sucks is that with the Bears not having a pick until the 2nd day of the draft, what would usually be my brief moment of football in the midst of all this darkness is dimmed a bit. I mean I'll still probably watch, but it's not that much fun only watching other teams get good players and then watching Tampa Bay use the second round pick they got for trading the Bears a dead guy.

Look at it this way, this level of suck is much better than the one we would be at if Angelo actually had a first round pick that he could fuck up.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on April 21, 2010, 03:01:44 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 21, 2010, 02:43:05 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 21, 2010, 02:33:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 21, 2010, 01:23:20 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 21, 2010, 01:01:17 PM
How  about lacrosse?

(http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chicagomachine-logo1.jpg)

You just made that one up.

http://www.majorleaguelacrosse.com/ (http://www.majorleaguelacrosse.com/)

Yeti and KurtEvans have a seminar you might want to attend.

Yea, dude. You should totally come out. Keynote speaker right here. First, I'm going to start off with "Go tell your mom she's looking for you." Just to start off strong. We'll get a few mom jokes out of the way. Maybe hit up on the proper way to be butthurt. Incoherent rants about a man's blickity blackness and how it helps him will follow. "What do lawyers and Menard's have in common? They keep fucking you with drywall costs on a daily basis." Stuff like that. To top it off, we're going to have a little special seminar on the proper way to fuck over a sportswriter, and the power of sabremetrics. Plus, the proper way to be racist and love Milton Bradley. It will be truly great.

*Final slide will point right to this post

**Also, a little word to the wise, you can post a link to a website without the url tags in there. Just copy-paste and it will be a clickable link. I know I don't overexert myself to type the url tags on them. I'd hate for others to do the same.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 21, 2010, 03:51:15 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 21, 2010, 03:01:44 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 21, 2010, 02:43:05 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 21, 2010, 02:33:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 21, 2010, 01:23:20 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 21, 2010, 01:01:17 PM
How  about lacrosse?

(http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chicagomachine-logo1.jpg)

You just made that one up.

http://www.majorleaguelacrosse.com/ (http://www.majorleaguelacrosse.com/)

Yeti and KurtEvans have a seminar you might want to attend.

Yea, dude. You should totally come out. Keynote speaker right here. First, I'm going to start off with "Go tell your mom she's looking for you." Just to start off strong. We'll get a few mom jokes out of the way. Maybe hit up on the proper way to be butthurt. Incoherent rants about a man's blickity blackness and how it helps him will follow. "What do lawyers and Menard's have in common? They keep fucking you with drywall costs on a daily basis." Stuff like that. To top it off, we're going to have a little special seminar on the proper way to fuck over a sportswriter, and the power of sabremetrics. Plus, the proper way to be racist and love Milton Bradley. It will be truly great.

*Final slide will point right to this post

**Also, a little word to the wise, you can post a link to a website without the url tags in there. Just copy-paste and it will be a clickable link. I know I don't overexert myself to type the url tags on them. I'd hate for others to do the same.


After receiving my free trial, I'd like to cancel my subscription.  Thanks.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on April 22, 2010, 09:18:28 PM
Tebow and McDaniels. A match made in douche heaven.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: fiveouts on April 22, 2010, 09:19:19 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 09:18:28 PM
Tebow and McDaniels. A match made in douche heaven.

Denver Broncos 2010: The Genius and the Jesus.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 22, 2010, 09:28:44 PM
A receiver from an option offense and a QB from a spread option offense.

My Broncos fan friend is probably in the process of setting is couch on fire right now.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Shooter on April 22, 2010, 09:44:56 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 09:18:28 PM
Tebow and McDaniels. A match made in douche heaven.

Kyle Orton should introduce Tebow to his buddy Jack ASAP.

(http://campussqueeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/orton8-1.jpg)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Andy on April 22, 2010, 09:54:41 PM
Josh McDaniels was hired to direct an offense with Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall and Tony Sheffler and in 10 months he's turned it into Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow.

That is a special kind of genius.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 22, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 22, 2010, 09:54:41 PM
Josh McDaniels was hired to direct an offense with Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall and Tony Sheffler and in 10 months he's turned it into Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow.

That is a special kind of genius.

According to the ESPN geniuses, that's what Josh McDaniels is all about.  Character guys.  Good people.  Tebow is his kind of pick.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on April 22, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 22, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 22, 2010, 09:54:41 PM
Josh McDaniels was hired to direct an offense with Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall and Tony Sheffler and in 10 months he's turned it into Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow.

That is a special kind of genius.

According to the ESPN geniuses, that's what Josh McDaniels is all about.  Character guys.  Good people.  Tebow is his kind of pick.

LMFAOWIHABAFAFIMRAAMMYAMTTDMRFBNA!11!!!!11111

Laughing my figurative ass off while I have Boba Fett action figure in my real ass and my mom yells at me to turn down my Rush Fly by Night album.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 22, 2010, 10:06:45 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 22, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 22, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 22, 2010, 09:54:41 PM
Josh McDaniels was hired to direct an offense with Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall and Tony Sheffler and in 10 months he's turned it into Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow.

That is a special kind of genius.

According to the ESPN geniuses, that's what Josh McDaniels is all about.  Character guys.  Good people.  Tebow is his kind of pick.

LMFAOWIHABAFAFIMRAAMMYAMTTDMRFBNA!11!!!!11111

Laughing my figurative ass off while I have Boba Fett action figure in my real ass and my mom yells at me to turn down my Rush Fly by Night album.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on April 22, 2010, 10:11:50 PM
GO GATA!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: fiveouts on April 22, 2010, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 22, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 22, 2010, 09:54:41 PM
Josh McDaniels was hired to direct an offense with Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall and Tony Sheffler and in 10 months he's turned it into Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow.

That is a special kind of genius.

According to the ESPN geniuses, that's what Josh McDaniels is all about.  Character guys.  Good people.  Tebow is his kind of pick.

I'll give a little credit to Steve Young, who said (about the Broncos first pick):


"Let me get this straight.  You used a first round pick, and committed first round money, to a guy you hope will someday be almost as good as the guy YOU JUST TRADED?" 
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 10:16:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on April 22, 2010, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 22, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 22, 2010, 09:54:41 PM
Josh McDaniels was hired to direct an offense with Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall and Tony Sheffler and in 10 months he's turned it into Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow.

That is a special kind of genius.

According to the ESPN geniuses, that's what Josh McDaniels is all about.  Character guys.  Good people.  Tebow is his kind of pick.

I'll give a little credit to Steve Young, who said (about the Broncos first pick):


"Let me get this straight.  You used a first round pick, and committed first round money, to a guy you hope will someday be almost as good as the guy YOU JUST TRADED?" 

He might not be as good as Cutler but he's got heart and WANT TO.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: fiveouts on April 22, 2010, 10:22:12 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 10:16:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on April 22, 2010, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 22, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 22, 2010, 09:54:41 PM
Josh McDaniels was hired to direct an offense with Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall and Tony Sheffler and in 10 months he's turned it into Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow.

That is a special kind of genius.

According to the ESPN geniuses, that's what Josh McDaniels is all about.  Character guys.  Good people.  Tebow is his kind of pick.

I'll give a little credit to Steve Young, who said (about the Broncos first pick):


"Let me get this straight.  You used a first round pick, and committed first round money, to a guy you hope will someday be almost as good as the guy YOU JUST TRADED?" 

He might not be as good as Cutler but he's got heart and WANT TO.




So how many of the doofuses in Chicago media will point out that the Bears received Jay Cutler and freed up money to get Julius Peppers, and gave up what has become Robert Ayers and Tim Tebow?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 22, 2010, 10:25:36 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on April 22, 2010, 10:22:12 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 10:16:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on April 22, 2010, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 22, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 22, 2010, 09:54:41 PM
Josh McDaniels was hired to direct an offense with Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall and Tony Sheffler and in 10 months he's turned it into Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow.

That is a special kind of genius.

According to the ESPN geniuses, that's what Josh McDaniels is all about.  Character guys.  Good people.  Tebow is his kind of pick.

I'll give a little credit to Steve Young, who said (about the Broncos first pick):


"Let me get this straight.  You used a first round pick, and committed first round money, to a guy you hope will someday be almost as good as the guy YOU JUST TRADED?" 

He might not be as good as Cutler but he's got heart and WANT TO.




So how many of the doofuses in Chicago media will point out that the Bears received Jay Cutler and freed up money to get Julius Peppers, and gave up what has become Robert Ayers and Tim Tebow?

Yeah but if they had held on to those picks they could have drafted Tim Tebow...
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 22, 2010, 10:28:29 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on April 22, 2010, 10:22:12 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 10:16:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on April 22, 2010, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 22, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 22, 2010, 09:54:41 PM
Josh McDaniels was hired to direct an offense with Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall and Tony Sheffler and in 10 months he's turned it into Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow.

That is a special kind of genius.

According to the ESPN geniuses, that's what Josh McDaniels is all about.  Character guys.  Good people.  Tebow is his kind of pick.

I'll give a little credit to Steve Young, who said (about the Broncos first pick):


"Let me get this straight.  You used a first round pick, and committed first round money, to a guy you hope will someday be almost as good as the guy YOU JUST TRADED?" 

He might not be as good as Cutler but he's got heart and WANT TO.




So how many of the doofuses in Chicago media will point out that the Bears received Jay Cutler and freed up money to get Julius Peppers, and gave up what has become Robert Ayers and Tim Tebow?

Yeah but in Kyle Orton and Tim Tebow the Broncos have two quarterbacks who JUST WIN GAMES. That means the Broncos will be undefeated.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 22, 2010, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2010, 10:28:29 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on April 22, 2010, 10:22:12 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 10:16:50 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on April 22, 2010, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 22, 2010, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 22, 2010, 09:54:41 PM
Josh McDaniels was hired to direct an offense with Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall and Tony Sheffler and in 10 months he's turned it into Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow.

That is a special kind of genius.

According to the ESPN geniuses, that's what Josh McDaniels is all about.  Character guys.  Good people.  Tebow is his kind of pick.

I'll give a little credit to Steve Young, who said (about the Broncos first pick):


"Let me get this straight.  You used a first round pick, and committed first round money, to a guy you hope will someday be almost as good as the guy YOU JUST TRADED?" 

He might not be as good as Cutler but he's got heart and WANT TO.




So how many of the doofuses in Chicago media will point out that the Bears received Jay Cutler and freed up money to get Julius Peppers, and gave up what has become Robert Ayers and Tim Tebow?

Yeah but in Kyle Orton and Tim Tebow the Broncos have two quarterbacks who JUST WIN GAMES. That means the Broncos will be undefeated.

And Brady Quinn?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 22, 2010, 10:42:36 PM
Oh the Broncotalk.net comments (http://broncotalk.net/2010/04/15032/broncos-news/tim-tebow-denver-broncos-select-qb-in-first-round/#disqus_thread)-

QuoteWho knows what this means? How can you possibly classify this pick? Yes Mel Kiper doesn't like him. Yes his throwing motion is too long. There's more that makes a successful qb then just raw mechanics or form. If it were that easy then 1st round qbs wouldn't have the bust rate they do. And all those things you can't put on paper? Tebow has all of them in spades. Work ethic, leadership, maturity and responsibility. He's arguably the most successful college football player of all time. Anyone who is willing to check out on the broncos because of this doesn't realize that being a fan sometimes requires you to check your doubts at the door and just have faith.

Quotequestionable impact on the field but great locker room guy immediately. I like it.

the dissenting view-

QuoteI am getting rid of my season tickets because of tebows religious views, guy sucks and is a watse of a first round pick

So the ones that like Tebow like him for his INTANGIBLES, and the ones that don't hate him for being religious. Smart football fans in Denver. And I was surprised last year when they thought Orton was better than Cutler.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 22, 2010, 10:48:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2010, 10:42:36 PM
Oh the Broncotalk.net comments (http://broncotalk.net/2010/04/15032/broncos-news/tim-tebow-denver-broncos-select-qb-in-first-round/#disqus_thread)-

QuoteWho knows what this means? How can you possibly classify this pick? Yes Mel Kiper doesn't like him. Yes his throwing motion is too long. There's more that makes a successful qb then just raw mechanics or form. If it were that easy then 1st round qbs wouldn't have the bust rate they do. And all those things you can't put on paper? Tebow has all of them in spades. Work ethic, leadership, maturity and responsibility. He's arguably the most successful college football player of all time. Anyone who is willing to check out on the broncos because of this doesn't realize that being a fan sometimes requires you to check your doubts at the door and just have faith.

Quotequestionable impact on the field but great locker room guy immediately. I like it.

the dissenting view-

QuoteI am getting rid of my season tickets because of tebows religious views, guy sucks and is a watse of a first round pick

So the ones that like Tebow like him for his INTANGIBLES, and the ones that don't hate him for being religious. Smart football fans in Denver. And I was surprised last year when they thought Orton was better than Cutler.

I was laughing every time ESPN showed video of him throwing.  Then again, we all know Denver needed a fullback.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Shooter on April 22, 2010, 10:52:53 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2010, 10:42:36 PM

Quotequestionable impact on the field but great locker room guy immediately. I like it.


Third-string, emergency QBs are always their team's emotional leaders. Fact.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 22, 2010, 11:16:06 PM
More from Mile High Report:
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Tim Tebow will get to wear his beloved Orange and Blue for years to come, just our different shades.  Tebow has all the physical tools necessary to succeed at the next level and any coach worth his salt can teach someone with his dedication, willpower and athleticism the skills to go along with those natural gifts.  I know it's become trite, but Tim really is the epitome of character and leadership.  To put it another way: he is the embodiment of McD's ideals.  He's tough, smart, physical, versatile, team-first, leads vocally, etc.  We may not need another quarterback, but you always want guys like this on your football team.  If the goal is to put the best 53-man TEAM together, how could Tebow not be one of those men?

We may not NEED a quarterback, but lets waste a first round pick and trade away three other picks to get one so he can lead the team in prayer at half time.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: JD on April 22, 2010, 11:31:37 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 22, 2010, 10:48:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2010, 10:42:36 PM
Oh the Broncotalk.net comments (http://broncotalk.net/2010/04/15032/broncos-news/tim-tebow-denver-broncos-select-qb-in-first-round/#disqus_thread)-

QuoteWho knows what this means? How can you possibly classify this pick? Yes Mel Kiper doesn't like him. Yes his throwing motion is too long. There's more that makes a successful qb then just raw mechanics or form. If it were that easy then 1st round qbs wouldn't have the bust rate they do. And all those things you can't put on paper? Tebow has all of them in spades. Work ethic, leadership, maturity and responsibility. He's arguably the most successful college football player of all time. Anyone who is willing to check out on the broncos because of this doesn't realize that being a fan sometimes requires you to check your doubts at the door and just have faith.

Quotequestionable impact on the field but great locker room guy immediately. I like it.

the dissenting view-

QuoteI am getting rid of my season tickets because of tebows religious views, guy sucks and is a watse of a first round pick

So the ones that like Tebow like him for his INTANGIBLES, and the ones that don't hate him for being religious. Smart football fans in Denver. And I was surprised last year when they thought Orton was better than Cutler.

I was laughing every time ESPN showed video of him throwing.  Then again, we all know Denver needed a fullback.

Well, they did just get rid of Peyton Hillis, y'all!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: JD on April 22, 2010, 11:36:25 PM
I can't believe Claussen didn't get drafted!  That is just crazy to me.  He's good.  I'm being serious.  Sure, he's probably a d-bag, but he was raised to be a QB-in' d-bag and he QBs.  Somebody's gonna get one heckuva undrafted FA.  I bet it's the Saints because they love Catholics, too.  I'm just kind of relieved the draft is over and we can concentrate on cubs baseball again.  BUT, mark my words, people will regret not drafting Casey Clausen's little d-bag bro.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 22, 2010, 11:39:40 PM
Quote from: JD on April 22, 2010, 11:36:25 PM
I can't believe Claussen didn't get drafted!  That is just crazy to me.  He's good.  I'm being serious.  Sure, he's probably a d-bag, but he was raised to be a QB-in' d-bag and he QBs.  Somebody's gonna get one heckuva undrafted FA.  I bet it's the Saints because they love Catholics, too.  I'm just kind of relieved the draft is over and we can concentrate on cubs baseball again.  BUT, mark my words, people will regret not drafting Casey Clausen's little d-bag bro.

Every other human being is a disappointment next to you.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on April 23, 2010, 05:48:18 AM
Holy shit are the Broncos stupid.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Bort on April 23, 2010, 06:44:53 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 23, 2010, 05:48:18 AM
Holy shit are the Broncos stupid.

Sssh! They're distracting everyone from how dumb the Cubs are.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: fiveouts on April 23, 2010, 08:08:51 AM
Is there anything in sports more overvalued than 1st round NFL picks?

Boldin goes for a 3rd and 4th and Tim fucking Tebow gets a 2nd, 3rd, an 4th.  What.  The.  Fuck.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 23, 2010, 08:36:47 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on April 23, 2010, 08:08:51 AM
Is there anything in sports more overvalued than 1st round NFL picks?

Boldin goes for a 3rd and 4th and Tim fucking Tebow gets a 2nd, 3rd, an 4th.  What.  The.  Fuck.

Thi. I heard that the Steelers couldn't get anyone to pony up more than a late first round pick for a possible Rapelisberger trade. I hate the guy, but he's a two-time Superbowl winner with great numbers and HE isn't worth more than the 26th overall pick?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Poon on April 23, 2010, 11:41:46 AM
I'm still laughing my ass off over Tebow getting drafted that early.  I thought the Bronco's would waste their pick on the undersized, tiny handed Claussen.  Josh McDaniels, sir, I salute you.  You bring the draftlolz.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on April 23, 2010, 11:57:55 AM
Quote from: Poon on April 23, 2010, 11:41:46 AM
I thought the Bronco's would waste their pick on the undersized, tiny handed Claussen.

While he's not as big as guys like Jamarcus Russell, at least he's not as small as guys like Drew Brees.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on April 23, 2010, 11:59:41 AM
Quote from: Poon on April 23, 2010, 11:41:46 AM
I'm still laughing my ass off over Tebow getting drafted that early.  I thought the Bronco's would waste their pick on the undersized, tiny handed Claussen.  Josh McDaniels, sir, I salute you.  You bring the draftlolz.

What's Orton's contract look like? Does he get a roster bonus? With Brady Quinn still making first round money (He is, right?) and Tebow ready to make everyone forget Rex Grossman, can the Broncos afford to keep Orton?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on April 23, 2010, 12:18:55 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 23, 2010, 11:59:41 AM
Quote from: Poon on April 23, 2010, 11:41:46 AM
I'm still laughing my ass off over Tebow getting drafted that early.  I thought the Bronco's would waste their pick on the undersized, tiny handed Claussen.  Josh McDaniels, sir, I salute you.  You bring the draftlolz.

What's Orton's contract look like? Does he get a roster bonus? With Brady Quinn still making first round money (He is, right?) and Tebow ready to make everyone forget Rex Grossman, can the Broncos afford to keep Orton?

http://www.kffl.com/gnews.php?id=640315 (http://www.kffl.com/gnews.php?id=640315)

QuoteWith the selection of QB Tim Tebow in the first round of the NFL Draft, the Denver Broncos do not appear inclined to sign QB Kyle Orton to a long-term extension, writes Mike Klis, of The Denver Post. Orton will likely be give the first chance to start in 2010, but he will be playing out a one-year contract for the second year in a row.



Orton will probably be gone after this season.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Ivy6 on April 23, 2010, 03:12:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2010, 11:16:06 PM
More from Mile High Report:
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Tim Tebow will get to wear his beloved Orange and Blue for years to come, just our different shades.  Tebow has all the physical tools necessary to succeed at the next level and any coach worth his salt can teach someone with his dedication, willpower and athleticism the skills to go along with those natural gifts.  I know it's become trite, but Tim really is the epitome of character and leadership.  To put it another way: he is the embodiment of McD's ideals.  He's tough, smart, physical, versatile, team-first, leads vocally, etc.  We may not need another quarterback, but you always want guys like this on your football team.  If the goal is to put the best 53-man TEAM together, how could Tebow not be one of those men?

We may not NEED a quarterback, but lets waste a first round pick and trade away three other picks to get one so he can lead the team in prayer at half time.

Against my better judgement, I clicked on Pete King during a slow afternoon.  I was rewarded with this nugget:

Quote
But Josh McDaniels told me early this morning that the Tim Tebow pick came down to Tebow meeting every one of the parameters he sets out for a quarterback: competitiveness, work ethic, leadership, traits of a winner, intelligence, toughness, productivity.

Honorable Mention: Arm strength, accuracy, footwork, release.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 23, 2010, 03:50:48 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on April 23, 2010, 03:12:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2010, 11:16:06 PM
More from Mile High Report:
Quote
Tim Tebow will get to wear his beloved Orange and Blue for years to come, just our different shades.  Tebow has all the physical tools necessary to succeed at the next level and any coach worth his salt can teach someone with his dedication, willpower and athleticism the skills to go along with those natural gifts.  I know it's become trite, but Tim really is the epitome of character and leadership.  To put it another way: he is the embodiment of McD's ideals.  He's tough, smart, physical, versatile, team-first, leads vocally, etc.  We may not need another quarterback, but you always want guys like this on your football team.  If the goal is to put the best 53-man TEAM together, how could Tebow not be one of those men?

We may not NEED a quarterback, but lets waste a first round pick and trade away three other picks to get one so he can lead the team in prayer at half time.

Against my better judgement, I clicked on Pete King during a slow afternoon.  I was rewarded with this nugget:

Quote
But Josh McDaniels told me early this morning that the Tim Tebow pick came down to Tebow meeting every one of the parameters he sets out for a quarterback: competitiveness, work ethic, leadership, traits of a winner, intelligence, toughness, productivity.

Honorable Mention: Arm strength, accuracy, footwork, release.

The only smart thing Clausen did last night was hang up on Peter King:

Quote
"I reached out to Clausen when the first round ended, and when I identified myself, I got a dispirited "I can't talk now,'' and a hangup. Don't blame him"

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/peter_king/04/23/nfl.draft/index.html#ixzz0lxH8Sl1a
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Andy on April 23, 2010, 04:49:19 PM
I was trying to explain to my wife that Tebow is retarded.  She kept wondering why everyone on TV said he's so good but nobody was picking him.

When he did his post-pick interview and did that thing wherehetalksin reallyruntogether shortfragmentsofsentences andgrinslikea 9yearoldonasugarhigh, I didn't have to make my case.  She's now convinced he's mentally challenged, so she's pulling for him, now.

Hey, she just figured out that Joakim Noah isn't a girl, I had to find something else for her to be hilariously fooled by.

That is assuming Tim's not really retarded.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 23, 2010, 06:15:15 PM
Taylor Mays (SS) and Jon Asamoah (G) are still available halfway through the 2nd round. It can't cost that much for the Bears to try and get in position to draft one of these guys. Both are easily guys who could start this year at the two biggest holes on the team.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 23, 2010, 06:20:43 PM
DPD. The Panthers take Jimmy Clausen. That's no fun. Even Jimmy Clausen can't make me give a shit enough about the Panthers to hate them. I was Really hoping the Vikings would take him.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 23, 2010, 06:27:21 PM
Scratch Taylor Mays off your list.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 23, 2010, 06:30:21 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 23, 2010, 06:27:21 PM
Scratch Taylor Mays off your list.

Damnit. 49ers have had a very blue collar draft. Tackle, Guard, Safety. With an upgraded offensive line, a full year of Grabtree, and Frank Gore, Alex Smith has no excuse for sucking. He still will, though.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 23, 2010, 10:47:40 PM
True or False: Barring injury, Major Wright will start at safety on Week 1.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 23, 2010, 10:50:07 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 23, 2010, 10:47:40 PM
True or False: Barring injury, Major Wright will start at safety on Week 1.

GO GATA?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: air2300 on April 23, 2010, 11:28:34 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 23, 2010, 10:47:40 PM
True or False: Barring injury, Major Wright will start at safety on Week 1.
True.  He is going to be really good for the Bears.  If he learns to not gamble as much, he can be Nick Collins type of a player.  
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on April 24, 2010, 06:48:31 AM
Quote from: air2300 on April 23, 2010, 11:28:34 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 23, 2010, 10:47:40 PM
True or False: Barring injury, Major Wright will start at safety on Week 1.
True.  He is going to be really good for the Bears.  If he learns to not gamble as much, he can be Nick Collins type of a player.  

Oh, great. So he's got a gambling problem?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLTjL5HY9o8

Nice choice, Jer.

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on April 24, 2010, 09:03:41 AM
Quote from: air2300 on April 23, 2010, 11:28:34 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 23, 2010, 10:47:40 PM
True or False: Barring injury, Major Wright will start at safety on Week 1.
True.  He is going to be really good for the Bears.  If he learns to not gamble as much, he can be Nick Collins type of a player.

He's a defensive Tim Tebow! (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/04/24/major-wright-viewed-as-a-defensive-tim-tebow/)

The commenters took it from there...

QuoteAn overrated one-dimensional player with a niche set of skills suited only for a system tailored to maximize those traits while covering up glaring holes?

Quoteby the headline i thought you meant he has alot of work to do before he could ever start at his position in the NFL.

QuoteGreat comparison. When I saw the title I thought "So he's a right wing religious nut who can't play his own position and was drafted far too high."
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on April 24, 2010, 10:47:41 AM
So, Northwestern dorks, is Wootton any good?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on April 24, 2010, 11:14:14 AM
Even though I'm not his biggest fan as he's a bit frustrating, here's a cool story about Kevin Payne's draft day weekend.

Part 1 (http://www.windycitygridiron.com/2010/4/21/1434547/kevin-paynes-nfl-draft-day-whered)
Part 2 (http://www.windycitygridiron.com/2010/4/22/1436644/kevin-paynes-nfl-draft-day-get-off)
Part 3 (http://www.windycitygridiron.com/2010/4/23/1439168/kevin-paynes-nfl-draft-day-a-dream)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Indolent Reader on April 24, 2010, 11:23:18 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 24, 2010, 10:47:41 AM
So, Northwestern dorks, is Wootton any good?


Yes.  He was going to come out last year (projected as a late first rounder), but then he destroyed his knee during the Alamo Bowl.  Last year he was playing at about 85%, but is apparently now fully healed.  Coach Washington was his coach at NU, so he knows him well.  We'll see.

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 24, 2010, 11:40:32 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 24, 2010, 11:14:14 AM
Even though I'm not his biggest fan as he's a bit frustrating, here's a cool story about Kevin Payne's draft day weekend.

Part 1 (http://www.windycitygridiron.com/2010/4/21/1434547/kevin-paynes-nfl-draft-day-whered)
Part 2 (http://www.windycitygridiron.com/2010/4/22/1436644/kevin-paynes-nfl-draft-day-get-off)
Part 3 (http://www.windycitygridiron.com/2010/4/23/1439168/kevin-paynes-nfl-draft-day-a-dream)

That's pretty cool.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 24, 2010, 11:44:40 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on April 24, 2010, 11:23:18 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 24, 2010, 10:47:41 AM
So, Northwestern dorks, is Wootton any good?

[...] We'll see.

RV thanks you.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on April 24, 2010, 11:54:45 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 24, 2010, 11:40:32 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 24, 2010, 11:14:14 AM
Even though I'm not his biggest fan as he's a bit frustrating, here's a cool story about Kevin Payne's draft day weekend.

Part 1 (http://www.windycitygridiron.com/2010/4/21/1434547/kevin-paynes-nfl-draft-day-whered)
Part 2 (http://www.windycitygridiron.com/2010/4/22/1436644/kevin-paynes-nfl-draft-day-get-off)
Part 3 (http://www.windycitygridiron.com/2010/4/23/1439168/kevin-paynes-nfl-draft-day-a-dream)

That's pretty cool.

Reading that I'm once again reminded of how much all the players seem to adore Lovie Smith. Julius Peppers could barely order all those bottles of bubbly with Lovie's dong hanging out of his mouth when he signed. I've never heard a player on any team say anything bad about him ever. I know, the same is probably also true of Dick Jauron and Dusty Baker.

I'm off of Lovie's bandwagon for now and have been since the end of 2008. But damn, I don't mind rooting for him one more time and hoping he can get the elevator headed back upstairs to prove turds like me wrong about him.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on April 24, 2010, 12:04:53 PM
BC will love this pick because he hates physical corners who tackle well.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/bears-get-value-with-fifth-round-pick-moore.html
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 24, 2010, 06:43:15 PM
Wootton might have been picked in the first two rounds if it weren't for that injury.  He was never 100% this year and even now is being quoted as saying he's around 90-95%.  He only ran a 4.9 forty, but again, he's capable of a lot more respectable time once all those torn -CL's heal up.  Great physical tools and height (6'6).  Played so inconsistently as a fresh/soph there was some talk he'd be moved to OT to help shore up the O-line, but then he had a breakout junior year with 10 sacks.  If he can get healthy, regain his speed, and bulk up a little bit, he could be a very effective pass rusher in the NFL.  At the very least, he's a special teams stud with a talent for blocking FGs.

EDIT - Oh yeah, and he's the guy who ended Ricky Stanzi's season.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 24, 2010, 06:49:44 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 24, 2010, 06:43:15 PM
Wootton might have been picked in the first two rounds if it weren't for that injury.  He was never 100% this year and even now is being quoted as saying he's around 90-95%.  He only ran a 4.9 forty, but again, he's capable of a lot more respectable time once all those torn -CL's heal up.  Great physical tools and height (6'6).  Played so inconsistently as a fresh/soph there was some talk he'd be moved to OT to help shore up the O-line, but then he had a breakout junior year with 10 sacks.  If he can get healthy, regain his speed, and bulk up a little bit, he could be a very effective pass rusher in the NFL.  At the very least, he's a special teams stud with a talent for blocking FGs.

Not a bad pick at all for where they took him. I'm actually going to give this draft a slight positive. They did well with what they had. Safety was a huge need and I think Wright at least a 2nd round talent that they got in the third. Wooten has legitimate talent as well. I liked Lefevour alot before the season, and while I was disappointed with his Senior Bowl, I think he's third round project or even good competition for Caleb Hanie if they bring in a veteran back-up and only keep one of the kids. I don't know much about Moore, but he can't be any worse than Nathan Vasher, can he? J'Marcus Wbb was also good value for a 7th round pick. He comes from West Texas A & M, but he started at Texas and left to get more playing time. He's got NFL size and a nice wingspan. I'm wondering if they'll try him as a guard or leave him at tackle.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 24, 2010, 06:56:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 24, 2010, 06:49:44 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 24, 2010, 06:43:15 PM
Wootton might have been picked in the first two rounds if it weren't for that injury.  He was never 100% this year and even now is being quoted as saying he's around 90-95%.  He only ran a 4.9 forty, but again, he's capable of a lot more respectable time once all those torn -CL's heal up.  Great physical tools and height (6'6).  Played so inconsistently as a fresh/soph there was some talk he'd be moved to OT to help shore up the O-line, but then he had a breakout junior year with 10 sacks.  If he can get healthy, regain his speed, and bulk up a little bit, he could be a very effective pass rusher in the NFL.  At the very least, he's a special teams stud with a talent for blocking FGs.

Not a bad pick at all for where they took him. I'm actually going to give this draft a slight positive. They did well with what they had. Safety was a huge need and I think Wright at least a 2nd round talent that they got in the third. Wooten has legitimate talent as well. I liked Lefevour alot before the season, and while I was disappointed with his Senior Bowl, I think he's third round project or even good competition for Caleb Hanie if they bring in a veteran back-up and only keep one of the kids. I don't know much about Moore, but he can't be any worse than Nathan Vasher, can he? J'Marcus Wbb was also good value for a 7th round pick. He comes from West Texas A & M, but he started at Texas and left to get more playing time. He's got NFL size and a nice wingspan. I'm wondering if they'll try him as a guard or leave him at tackle.

I was hoping CB Sherrick McManis would go to the Bears too, but the Texans selected him in the 5th.  McManis engages receivers and has big-play ability, consistently leading the team in interceptions and almost single-handedly altering the opponent's passing game when he's on the field.  However, he's injury prone and lacks top-end NFL speed (4.5).  He might be a better fit at FS, where I thought he could add some depth for the Bears.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BC on April 24, 2010, 07:15:56 PM
Would've preferred another offensive lineman or a receiver over getting LeFevour... The Bears traded for Cutler, they need to protect him and get him more weapons to work with. Other than that, I think the draft is a B+ in terms of the talent selected, unfortunately with the lack of picks the overall grade is probably a B-. I think this offseason has been pretty good, although I still worry about how Olsen is going to be utilized by Martz. If Martz really wants the TE to be a blocker the vast majority of the time, then the Bears should have shopped Olsen and tried to get an additional pick or two...

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 24, 2010, 07:27:16 PM
Quote from: BC on April 24, 2010, 07:15:56 PM
Would've preferred another offensive lineman or a receiver over getting LeFevour... The Bears traded for Cutler, they need to protect him and get him more weapons to work with. Other than that, I think the draft is a B+ in terms of the talent selected, unfortunately with the lack of picks the overall grade is probably a B-. I think this offseason has been pretty good, although I still worry about how Olsen is going to be utilized by Martz. If Martz really wants the TE to be a blocker the vast majority of the time, then the Bears should have shopped Olsen and tried to get an additional pick or two...

I led the mob when Martz got hired, but now that the draft has passed I'm less afraid they're going to do something stupid and trade Olsen. Martz will find a way to utilize him in passing situations, while Manumaleuna will make it onto the field to block at times. I think the Bears have plenty of "weapons" around Cutler. Hester, Bennett, Aromashadu, and Knox aren't Pro-Bowlers but they make a quality receiving corps in an offense that spreads the ball around. With another year's experience I expect them to perform even better and make a lot fewer of the mental mistakes that contributed to quite a few of Cutler's interceptions. Forte and Taylor make a nice runningback tandem. My biggest concern is still the offensive line, but I think they'll make a move during training camp to shore that up. There were better safeties and defensive linemen than offensive linemen available and they went with the best players available. If they're satisfied with this offseason and don't make any further moves to shore up the line, I'll be pissed, but I'm willing to wait till after they break camp to pass judgement.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BC on April 24, 2010, 08:08:57 PM
I would like to see the Bears try to work out a one-year deal with Faneca now that the Jets released him. Some scouts said that he dropped off in the second half of the '09 campaign. However I watched a couple of their regular season games down the stretch, along with their playoff games, and only saw one play where I thought Faneca looked really bad...
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 24, 2010, 08:38:58 PM
Quote from: BC on April 24, 2010, 08:08:57 PM
I would like to see the Bears try to work out a one-year deal with Faneca now that the Jets released him. Some scouts said that he dropped off in the second half of the '09 campaign. However I watched a couple of their regular season games down the stretch, along with their playoff games, and only saw one play where I thought Faneca looked really bad...

Yeah, what do those so-called "scouts" know anyway?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on April 24, 2010, 09:49:49 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 24, 2010, 08:38:58 PM
Quote from: BC on April 24, 2010, 08:08:57 PM
I would like to see the Bears try to work out a one-year deal with Faneca now that the Jets released him. Some scouts said that he dropped off in the second half of the '09 campaign. However I watched a couple of their regular season games down the stretch, along with their playoff games, and only saw one play where I thought Faneca looked really bad...

Yeah, what do those so-called "scouts" know anyway?

I think Faneca has something left in the tank to. But I'm no Carol Slezak.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 24, 2010, 11:35:53 PM
Quote from: BC on April 24, 2010, 08:08:57 PM
I would like to see the Bears try to work out a one-year deal with Faneca now that the Jets released him. Some scouts said that he dropped off in the second half of the '09 campaign. However I watched a couple of their regular season games down the stretch, along with their playoff games, and only saw one play where I thought Faneca looked really bad...

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5133405
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on April 25, 2010, 08:18:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 24, 2010, 11:35:53 PM
Quote from: BC on April 24, 2010, 08:08:57 PM
I would like to see the Bears try to work out a one-year deal with Faneca now that the Jets released him. Some scouts said that he dropped off in the second half of the '09 campaign. However I watched a couple of their regular season games down the stretch, along with their playoff games, and only saw one play where I thought Faneca looked really bad...

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5133405

Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears, Supa Bowe!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on April 25, 2010, 09:39:14 AM
Quote from: Andy on April 23, 2010, 04:49:19 PM
Hey, she just figured out that Joakim Noah isn't a girl, I had to find something else for her to be hilariously fooled by.

You're married to Bill Simmons' daughter?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on April 25, 2010, 10:27:44 AM
Wait, Lance Louis is still in the running for a jorb? Great.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 26, 2010, 07:56:52 AM
McDaniels. Tebow. The gay jokes write (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/04/25/tebow-mcdaniels-made-instant-connection/) themselves.

QuoteAs Lindsay Jones of the Denver Post points out, the eventual marriage was sparked by a 15-minute session at the Scouting Combine, when Tebow met with coach Josh McDaniels and other members of the Broncos' contingent.

"I was jacked leaving that room," Tebow said.  "I didn't even want to visit another room.  It was not enough time.  We were excited, we were enthusiastic.  There was passion.  It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice.  The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
McDaniels agreed.  "We left [the Combine] saying, 'Boy, that's pretty unique, what he has and his passion for this game and for winning.'  He's been a winner, and you could see why."

Tebow has a plan for winning the affection of the rest of the organization.  "I'm going to have one goal and that goal is to earn the respect of my teammates and coaches," Tebow said.  "That's the only goal I have.  It's not to be the starting quarterback right now, it is to earn their respect, because when you earn respect from people, then they begin to like you, and then they believe in you, and then they begin to love you, and then you have a team that is united and cares about each other more than anything else.


"Then you go out there and you play for each other, you play for your coaches and you win championships."
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 26, 2010, 09:46:48 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 25, 2010, 08:18:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 24, 2010, 11:35:53 PM
Quote from: BC on April 24, 2010, 08:08:57 PM
I would like to see the Bears try to work out a one-year deal with Faneca now that the Jets released him. Some scouts said that he dropped off in the second half of the '09 campaign. However I watched a couple of their regular season games down the stretch, along with their playoff games, and only saw one play where I thought Faneca looked really bad...

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5133405

Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears, Supa Bowe!

DPD. Football Outsiders makes it sound like he might be worth a look. http://www.footballoutsiders.com/extra-points/2010/jets-release-alan-faneca
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 26, 2010, 10:41:41 PM
TPD. Is Mike Tomczak gonna have to choke (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/04/26/ex-nfl-quarterback-mike-tomczak-arrested-in-domestic-dispute/) a bitch?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 26, 2010, 10:43:46 PM
According to the police report he threw a chair at her too but it was intercepted.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: MAD on April 27, 2010, 12:08:07 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 26, 2010, 10:43:46 PM
According to the police report he threw a chair at her too but it was intercepted.

Well done.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 27, 2010, 01:09:26 PM
Chris Harris coming back.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/safety-chris-harris-set-to-rejoin-bears.html
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on April 27, 2010, 01:13:10 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 27, 2010, 01:09:26 PM
Chris Harris coming back.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/safety-chris-harris-set-to-rejoin-bears.html

Cool. He promised me Super Bowl tickets if he went.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on April 27, 2010, 01:22:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 27, 2010, 01:09:26 PM
Chris Harris coming back.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/safety-chris-harris-set-to-rejoin-bears.html

Wrong righted.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on April 27, 2010, 01:25:40 PM
This is exciting. I think I'm excited.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on April 27, 2010, 01:41:08 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 27, 2010, 01:25:40 PM
This is exciting. I think I'm excited.

According to the probably wrong positional ranking website (http://profootballfocus.com/by_position.php?tab=by_position&season=2009&pos=S&stype=r&runpass=&teamid=-1&numsnaps=25&numgames=1) I found, Harris was the 50th best safety in the league last year (30th in 2007, 41st in 2008). Better than Payne and Afalava, who checked in at 69th and 72nd. Pretty good in pass coverage, bad against the run.

So is this the year they finally put Danieal Manning at nickel and leave him there? I thought he looked good there last year. The reason I'm guessing the site is wrong is they only had Danieal 4 slots behind OJ Atogwe in the rankings.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 27, 2010, 03:25:21 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 27, 2010, 01:41:08 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 27, 2010, 01:25:40 PM
This is exciting. I think I'm excited.

According to the probably wrong positional ranking website (http://profootballfocus.com/by_position.php?tab=by_position&season=2009&pos=S&stype=r&runpass=&teamid=-1&numsnaps=25&numgames=1) I found, Harris was the 50th best safety in the league last year (30th in 2007, 41st in 2008). Better than Payne and Afalava, who checked in at 69th and 72nd. Pretty good in pass coverage, bad against the run.

So is this the year they finally put Danieal Manning at nickel and leave him there? I thought he looked good there last year. The reason I'm guessing the site is wrong is they only had Danieal 4 slots behind OJ Atogwe in the rankings.

See if football outsiders has anything to say about him. I trust their shit. Either way he's an improvement. Never should have been let go in the first place.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on April 27, 2010, 05:02:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 27, 2010, 03:25:21 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 27, 2010, 01:41:08 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 27, 2010, 01:25:40 PM
This is exciting. I think I'm excited.

According to the probably wrong positional ranking website (http://profootballfocus.com/by_position.php?tab=by_position&season=2009&pos=S&stype=r&runpass=&teamid=-1&numsnaps=25&numgames=1) I found, Harris was the 50th best safety in the league last year (30th in 2007, 41st in 2008). Better than Payne and Afalava, who checked in at 69th and 72nd. Pretty good in pass coverage, bad against the run.

So is this the year they finally put Danieal Manning at nickel and leave him there? I thought he looked good there last year. The reason I'm guessing the site is wrong is they only had Danieal 4 slots behind OJ Atogwe in the rankings.

See if football outsiders has anything to say about him. I trust their shit. Either way he's an improvement. Never should have been let go in the first place.

They did get Zachary Bowman back for him. Now they have both guys in the same secondary. How many Pro-Bowls do you think they'll have between the two of them when all is said and done? I'd say a handful.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 27, 2010, 07:56:39 PM
The dream is over :( (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5140938)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 27, 2010, 08:25:32 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 27, 2010, 07:56:39 PM
The dream is over :( (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5140938)

He'd better suck as a Cardinal, because if the Bears offensive line is shit again and they passed up the chance to sign a quality guard for the low, low price of 2.5 million dollars I'm going to call Jerry Angelo's secretary and tell him what's what.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on April 27, 2010, 08:47:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 27, 2010, 08:25:32 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 27, 2010, 07:56:39 PM
The dream is over :( (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5140938)

He'd better suck as a Cardinal, because if the Bears offensive line is shit again and they passed up the chance to sign a quality guard for the low, low price of 2.5 million dollars I'm going to call Jerry Angelo's secretary and tell him what's what.

Didn't they fire his secretary today?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 27, 2010, 09:11:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 27, 2010, 08:47:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 27, 2010, 08:25:32 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 27, 2010, 07:56:39 PM
The dream is over :( (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5140938)

He'd better suck as a Cardinal, because if the Bears offensive line is shit again and they passed up the chance to sign a quality guard for the low, low price of 2.5 million dollars I'm going to call Jerry Angelo's secretary and tell him what's what.

Didn't they fire his secretary today?

Good. The bitch deserves it. When I tried to get ahold of him last year she said he was in a meeting. All 37 times? Not likely.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 28, 2010, 09:08:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 27, 2010, 09:11:25 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 27, 2010, 08:47:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 27, 2010, 08:25:32 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 27, 2010, 07:56:39 PM
The dream is over :( (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5140938)

He'd better suck as a Cardinal, because if the Bears offensive line is shit again and they passed up the chance to sign a quality guard for the low, low price of 2.5 million dollars I'm going to call Jerry Angelo's secretary and tell him what's what.

Didn't they fire his secretary today?

Good. The bitch deserves it. When I tried to get ahold of him last year she said he was in a meeting. All 37 times? Not likely.

One serenade and she would have patched you right through.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: thehawk on April 28, 2010, 09:24:52 AM
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/angelo-continues-bears-shakeup-gabriel-out.html

Is it me, or is the least logical time to fire your college scouting director the day after the last day of the NFL draft?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on April 28, 2010, 10:09:00 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 28, 2010, 09:24:52 AM
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/angelo-continues-bears-shakeup-gabriel-out.html

Is it me, or is the least logical time to fire your college scouting director the day after the last day of the NFL draft?

Well, they let both Rod Graves and Mark Hatley go AFTER the draft in 1997 and 2001, so it's kind of par for the course for this organization.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on June 17, 2010, 09:12:51 AM
Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned meatball, but am I the only one who finds it strange that the Bears offensive line didn't use a blocking sled during the Hiestand era? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/garza-provides-consistency-to-bears-offensive-line.html)

QuoteThe routine has been a fresh one too. Tice has brought back blocking sleds to practice, something the offensive linemen haven't seen - or at least used - in a long time at Halas Hall. They weren't part of the coaching technique used by Harry Hiestand, who coached the line for the past five seasons under former coordinator Ron Turner. A lot of NFL players will roll their eyes at discussions about blocking sleds. But Tice stood on a five-man sled barking out instructions to the players on Wednesday, and Garza seemed to welcome the change.

"For old-time's sake, it's good," he said. "It's part of football. We've all been doing this. It's good. Anytime you get a chance to hit something and move it and get in the right position with leverage, it's good. It's heavy as hell so it's fun. I can't complain."
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on June 17, 2010, 09:20:15 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 17, 2010, 09:12:51 AM
Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned meatball, but am I the only one who finds it strange that the Bears offensive line didn't use a blocking sled during the Hiestand era? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/garza-provides-consistency-to-bears-offensive-line.html)

QuoteThe routine has been a fresh one too. Tice has brought back blocking sleds to practice, something the offensive linemen haven't seen - or at least used - in a long time at Halas Hall. They weren't part of the coaching technique used by Harry Hiestand, who coached the line for the past five seasons under former coordinator Ron Turner. A lot of NFL players will roll their eyes at discussions about blocking sleds. But Tice stood on a five-man sled barking out instructions to the players on Wednesday, and Garza seemed to welcome the change.

"For old-time's sake, it's good," he said. "It's part of football. We've all been doing this. It's good. Anytime you get a chance to hit something and move it and get in the right position with leverage, it's good. It's heavy as hell so it's fun. I can't complain."

Not surprisingly, there's a lot of dirt about Turner and Hiestand coming out now. I don't know if that means Martz and Tice are automatic upgrades...but there were some very strange and stupid things going on in the day-to-day approach by those two. As much as I hated the meathead and his pencil when he was in Minnesota, I've really liked the things I've heard him say about the offensive line. He's going to use a lot of zone blocking, which Turner never used, and try to use some different matchups and protections rather than Turner's idiotic insistence on a power run game when they don't have the personnel to win 1 on 1 matchups on the offensive line every time.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on June 17, 2010, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 17, 2010, 09:12:51 AM
Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned meatball, but am I the only one who finds it strange that the Bears offensive line didn't use a blocking sled during the Hiestand era? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/garza-provides-consistency-to-bears-offensive-line.html)

QuoteThe routine has been a fresh one too. Tice has brought back blocking sleds to practice, something the offensive linemen haven't seen - or at least used - in a long time at Halas Hall. They weren't part of the coaching technique used by Harry Hiestand, who coached the line for the past five seasons under former coordinator Ron Turner. A lot of NFL players will roll their eyes at discussions about blocking sleds. But Tice stood on a five-man sled barking out instructions to the players on Wednesday, and Garza seemed to welcome the change.

"For old-time's sake, it's good," he said. "It's part of football. We've all been doing this. It's good. Anytime you get a chance to hit something and move it and get in the right position with leverage, it's good. It's heavy as hell so it's fun. I can't complain."

I think it's strange, but I don't think it's something that hindered the offensive line. I mean, the sled is a non-moving object. Blocking it is no different than running drills with guys with pads in front of them, like a defense that will react to the play but their intention is not to tackle the RB, just to give the offense a look at what people will do in the game. The sled does give a nice repetition of the proper blocking technique, but the instances in a game are completely different. Very rarely does anyone actually get their hands exactly where they're supposed to be, which from my experience, it's best to grab them right under the shoulder pads in the chest, and that's not where most lineman get to grab their guy.. So my neanderthal assessment is that while it could be a nice refresher, the sled is probably insignificant.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on June 17, 2010, 10:11:00 AM
Quote from: Yeti on June 17, 2010, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 17, 2010, 09:12:51 AM
Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned meatball, but am I the only one who finds it strange that the Bears offensive line didn't use a blocking sled during the Hiestand era? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/garza-provides-consistency-to-bears-offensive-line.html)

QuoteThe routine has been a fresh one too. Tice has brought back blocking sleds to practice, something the offensive linemen haven't seen - or at least used - in a long time at Halas Hall. They weren't part of the coaching technique used by Harry Hiestand, who coached the line for the past five seasons under former coordinator Ron Turner. A lot of NFL players will roll their eyes at discussions about blocking sleds. But Tice stood on a five-man sled barking out instructions to the players on Wednesday, and Garza seemed to welcome the change.

"For old-time's sake, it's good," he said. "It's part of football. We've all been doing this. It's good. Anytime you get a chance to hit something and move it and get in the right position with leverage, it's good. It's heavy as hell so it's fun. I can't complain."

I think it's strange, but I don't think it's something that hindered the offensive line. I mean, the sled is a non-moving object. Blocking it is no different than running drills with guys with pads in front of them, like a defense that will react to the play but their intention is not to tackle the RB, just to give the offense a look at what people will do in the game. The sled does give a nice repetition of the proper blocking technique, but the instances in a game are completely different. Very rarely does anyone actually get their hands exactly where they're supposed to be, which from my experience, it's best to grab them right under the shoulder pads in the chest, and that's not where most lineman get to grab their guy.. So my neanderthal assessment is that while it could be a nice refresher, the sled is probably insignificant.

Yeah, I think the sled is overrated, however, I think it's more useful than having the guy holding the pads as far as run blocking goes because I think the sled is better at encouraging you to block lower.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on June 17, 2010, 10:28:54 AM
Quote from: Yeti on June 17, 2010, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 17, 2010, 09:12:51 AM
Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned meatball, but am I the only one who finds it strange that the Bears offensive line didn't use a blocking sled during the Hiestand era? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/garza-provides-consistency-to-bears-offensive-line.html)

QuoteThe routine has been a fresh one too. Tice has brought back blocking sleds to practice, something the offensive linemen haven't seen - or at least used - in a long time at Halas Hall. They weren't part of the coaching technique used by Harry Hiestand, who coached the line for the past five seasons under former coordinator Ron Turner. A lot of NFL players will roll their eyes at discussions about blocking sleds. But Tice stood on a five-man sled barking out instructions to the players on Wednesday, and Garza seemed to welcome the change.

"For old-time's sake, it's good," he said. "It's part of football. We've all been doing this. It's good. Anytime you get a chance to hit something and move it and get in the right position with leverage, it's good. It's heavy as hell so it's fun. I can't complain."

I think it's strange, but I don't think it's something that hindered the offensive line. I mean, the sled is a non-moving object. Blocking it is no different than running drills with guys with pads in front of them, like a defense that will react to the play but their intention is not to tackle the RB, just to give the offense a look at what people will do in the game. The sled does give a nice repetition of the proper blocking technique, but the instances in a game are completely different. Very rarely does anyone actually get their hands exactly where they're supposed to be, which from my experience, it's best to grab them right under the shoulder pads in the chest, and that's not where most lineman get to grab their guy.. So my neanderthal assessment is that while it could be a nice refresher, the sled is probably insignificant.

The importance I see is not in the sled itself but with the last offensive coaching staff not using every teaching tool available to them. The sled is not a be all, end all , but why unnecessarily limit yourselves by not having it at all. In any event, Turner and Hiestand are idiots.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on June 17, 2010, 10:35:34 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 17, 2010, 09:20:15 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 17, 2010, 09:12:51 AM
Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned meatball, but am I the only one who finds it strange that the Bears offensive line didn't use a blocking sled during the Hiestand era? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/garza-provides-consistency-to-bears-offensive-line.html)

QuoteThe routine has been a fresh one too. Tice has brought back blocking sleds to practice, something the offensive linemen haven't seen - or at least used - in a long time at Halas Hall. They weren't part of the coaching technique used by Harry Hiestand, who coached the line for the past five seasons under former coordinator Ron Turner. A lot of NFL players will roll their eyes at discussions about blocking sleds. But Tice stood on a five-man sled barking out instructions to the players on Wednesday, and Garza seemed to welcome the change.

"For old-time's sake, it's good," he said. "It's part of football. We've all been doing this. It's good. Anytime you get a chance to hit something and move it and get in the right position with leverage, it's good. It's heavy as hell so it's fun. I can't complain."

Not surprisingly, there's a lot of dirt about Turner and Hiestand coming out now. I don't know if that means Martz and Tice are automatic upgrades...but there were some very strange and stupid things going on in the day-to-day approach by those two. As much as I hated the meathead and his pencil when he was in Minnesota, I've really liked the things I've heard him say about the offensive line. He's going to use a lot of zone blocking, which Turner never used, and try to use some different matchups and protections rather than Turner's idiotic insistence on a power run game when they don't have the personnel to win 1 on 1 matchups on the offensive line every time.

I don't know what any of your words mean but I think I like what we're saying here.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 17, 2010, 11:07:23 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 17, 2010, 10:11:00 AM
Quote from: Yeti on June 17, 2010, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 17, 2010, 09:12:51 AM
Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned meatball, but am I the only one who finds it strange that the Bears offensive line didn't use a blocking sled during the Hiestand era? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/garza-provides-consistency-to-bears-offensive-line.html)

QuoteThe routine has been a fresh one too. Tice has brought back blocking sleds to practice, something the offensive linemen haven't seen - or at least used - in a long time at Halas Hall. They weren't part of the coaching technique used by Harry Hiestand, who coached the line for the past five seasons under former coordinator Ron Turner. A lot of NFL players will roll their eyes at discussions about blocking sleds. But Tice stood on a five-man sled barking out instructions to the players on Wednesday, and Garza seemed to welcome the change.

"For old-time's sake, it's good," he said. "It's part of football. We've all been doing this. It's good. Anytime you get a chance to hit something and move it and get in the right position with leverage, it's good. It's heavy as hell so it's fun. I can't complain."

I think it's strange, but I don't think it's something that hindered the offensive line. I mean, the sled is a non-moving object. Blocking it is no different than running drills with guys with pads in front of them, like a defense that will react to the play but their intention is not to tackle the RB, just to give the offense a look at what people will do in the game. The sled does give a nice repetition of the proper blocking technique, but the instances in a game are completely different. Very rarely does anyone actually get their hands exactly where they're supposed to be, which from my experience, it's best to grab them right under the shoulder pads in the chest, and that's not where most lineman get to grab their guy.. So my neanderthal assessment is that while it could be a nice refresher, the sled is probably insignificant.

Yeah, I think the sled is overrated, however, I think it's more useful than having the guy holding the pads as far as run blocking goes because I think the sled is better at encouraging you to block lower.

The sled doesn't do a whole helluva lot to help with technique, but it's good resistance training, very specific to legs & back.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on June 17, 2010, 11:11:33 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 17, 2010, 11:07:23 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 17, 2010, 10:11:00 AM
Quote from: Yeti on June 17, 2010, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 17, 2010, 09:12:51 AM
Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned meatball, but am I the only one who finds it strange that the Bears offensive line didn't use a blocking sled during the Hiestand era? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/garza-provides-consistency-to-bears-offensive-line.html)

QuoteThe routine has been a fresh one too. Tice has brought back blocking sleds to practice, something the offensive linemen haven't seen - or at least used - in a long time at Halas Hall. They weren't part of the coaching technique used by Harry Hiestand, who coached the line for the past five seasons under former coordinator Ron Turner. A lot of NFL players will roll their eyes at discussions about blocking sleds. But Tice stood on a five-man sled barking out instructions to the players on Wednesday, and Garza seemed to welcome the change.

"For old-time's sake, it's good," he said. "It's part of football. We've all been doing this. It's good. Anytime you get a chance to hit something and move it and get in the right position with leverage, it's good. It's heavy as hell so it's fun. I can't complain."

I think it's strange, but I don't think it's something that hindered the offensive line. I mean, the sled is a non-moving object. Blocking it is no different than running drills with guys with pads in front of them, like a defense that will react to the play but their intention is not to tackle the RB, just to give the offense a look at what people will do in the game. The sled does give a nice repetition of the proper blocking technique, but the instances in a game are completely different. Very rarely does anyone actually get their hands exactly where they're supposed to be, which from my experience, it's best to grab them right under the shoulder pads in the chest, and that's not where most lineman get to grab their guy.. So my neanderthal assessment is that while it could be a nice refresher, the sled is probably insignificant.

Yeah, I think the sled is overrated, however, I think it's more useful than having the guy holding the pads as far as run blocking goes because I think the sled is better at encouraging you to block lower.

The sled doesn't do a whole helluva lot to help with technique, but it's good resistance training, very specific to legs & back.

They also have very expensive weight rooms for shit like that... Like the Jammer (http://us.commercial.lifefitness.com/content.cfm/jammer)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 17, 2010, 12:40:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 17, 2010, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 17, 2010, 09:12:51 AM
Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned meatball, but am I the only one who finds it strange that the Bears offensive line didn't use a blocking sled during the Hiestand era? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/garza-provides-consistency-to-bears-offensive-line.html)

QuoteThe routine has been a fresh one too. Tice has brought back blocking sleds to practice, something the offensive linemen haven't seen - or at least used - in a long time at Halas Hall. They weren't part of the coaching technique used by Harry Hiestand, who coached the line for the past five seasons under former coordinator Ron Turner. A lot of NFL players will roll their eyes at discussions about blocking sleds. But Tice stood on a five-man sled barking out instructions to the players on Wednesday, and Garza seemed to welcome the change.

"For old-time's sake, it's good," he said. "It's part of football. We've all been doing this. It's good. Anytime you get a chance to hit something and move it and get in the right position with leverage, it's good. It's heavy as hell so it's fun. I can't complain."

I think it's strange, but I don't think it's something that hindered the offensive line. I mean, the sled is a non-moving object. Blocking it is no different than running drills with guys with pads in front of them, like a defense that will react to the play but their intention is not to tackle the RB, just to give the offense a look at what people will do in the game. The sled does give a nice repetition of the proper blocking technique, but the instances in a game are completely different. Very rarely does anyone actually get their hands exactly where they're supposed to be, which from my experience, it's best to grab them right under the shoulder pads in the chest, and that's not where most lineman get to grab their guy.. So my neanderthal assessment is that while it could be a nice refresher, the sled is probably insignificant.

Yeti is a downstate football LEGEND.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on June 17, 2010, 12:53:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 17, 2010, 12:40:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 17, 2010, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 17, 2010, 09:12:51 AM
Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned meatball, but am I the only one who finds it strange that the Bears offensive line didn't use a blocking sled during the Hiestand era? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/garza-provides-consistency-to-bears-offensive-line.html)

QuoteThe routine has been a fresh one too. Tice has brought back blocking sleds to practice, something the offensive linemen haven't seen - or at least used - in a long time at Halas Hall. They weren't part of the coaching technique used by Harry Hiestand, who coached the line for the past five seasons under former coordinator Ron Turner. A lot of NFL players will roll their eyes at discussions about blocking sleds. But Tice stood on a five-man sled barking out instructions to the players on Wednesday, and Garza seemed to welcome the change.

"For old-time's sake, it's good," he said. "It's part of football. We've all been doing this. It's good. Anytime you get a chance to hit something and move it and get in the right position with leverage, it's good. It's heavy as hell so it's fun. I can't complain."

I think it's strange, but I don't think it's something that hindered the offensive line. I mean, the sled is a non-moving object. Blocking it is no different than running drills with guys with pads in front of them, like a defense that will react to the play but their intention is not to tackle the RB, just to give the offense a look at what people will do in the game. The sled does give a nice repetition of the proper blocking technique, but the instances in a game are completely different. Very rarely does anyone actually get their hands exactly where they're supposed to be, which from my experience, it's best to grab them right under the shoulder pads in the chest, and that's not where most lineman get to grab their guy.. So my neanderthal assessment is that while it could be a nice refresher, the sled is probably insignificant.

Yeti is a downstate football LEGEND.

I snuck that in there on purpose.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Richard Chuggar on June 17, 2010, 03:16:34 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 17, 2010, 12:53:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 17, 2010, 12:40:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 17, 2010, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 17, 2010, 09:12:51 AM
Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned meatball, but am I the only one who finds it strange that the Bears offensive line didn't use a blocking sled during the Hiestand era? (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/06/garza-provides-consistency-to-bears-offensive-line.html)

QuoteThe routine has been a fresh one too. Tice has brought back blocking sleds to practice, something the offensive linemen haven't seen - or at least used - in a long time at Halas Hall. They weren't part of the coaching technique used by Harry Hiestand, who coached the line for the past five seasons under former coordinator Ron Turner. A lot of NFL players will roll their eyes at discussions about blocking sleds. But Tice stood on a five-man sled barking out instructions to the players on Wednesday, and Garza seemed to welcome the change.

"For old-time's sake, it's good," he said. "It's part of football. We've all been doing this. It's good. Anytime you get a chance to hit something and move it and get in the right position with leverage, it's good. It's heavy as hell so it's fun. I can't complain."

I think it's strange, but I don't think it's something that hindered the offensive line. I mean, the sled is a non-moving object. Blocking it is no different than running drills with guys with pads in front of them, like a defense that will react to the play but their intention is not to tackle the RB, just to give the offense a look at what people will do in the game. The sled does give a nice repetition of the proper blocking technique, but the instances in a game are completely different. Very rarely does anyone actually get their hands exactly where they're supposed to be, which from my experience, it's best to grab them right under the shoulder pads in the chest, and that's not where most lineman get to grab their guy.. So my neanderthal assessment is that while it could be a nice refresher, the sled is probably insignificant.

Yeti is a downstate football LEGEND.

I snuck that in there on porpoise.

Fat fuck'd [/Fork/]
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on June 29, 2010, 11:29:47 AM
rotoworld

"Cedric Benson has been arrested and charged with assault for an altercation at a bar on May 30, according to the Austin American-Statesman.
Officials say that Benson got into a fight around 1:50 a.m. with an unknown person inside a bar in Austin, Texas. He allegedly was being escorted out of the bar when he punched a bar employee in the face and then the affidavit says Benson spit blood from his injured lip at an employee. This surely won't help Benson get that new contract that he's looking for, and you can be certain he'll be hearing from the league office. He faces up to a year in jail if convicted of the Class A misdemeanor. Jun. 29 - 12:17 pm et
Source: Austin American-Statesman "
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on June 29, 2010, 12:04:03 PM
Quote from: BH on June 29, 2010, 11:29:47 AM
rotoworld

"Cedric Benson has been arrested and charged with assault for an altercation at a bar on May 30, according to the Austin American-Statesman.
Officials say that Benson got into a fight around 1:50 a.m. with an unknown person inside a bar in Austin, Texas. He allegedly was being escorted out of the bar when he punched a bar employee in the face and then the affidavit says Benson spit blood from his injured lip at an employee. This surely won't help Benson get that new contract that he's looking for, and you can be certain he'll be hearing from the league office. He faces up to a year in jail if convicted of the Class A misdemeanor. Jun. 29 - 12:17 pm et
Source: Austin American-Statesman "

What a joke. Go give another teary-eyed interview about how the Bears wronged you and how Cincinnatti could see you for the good man you are, Cedric.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on July 09, 2010, 12:56:18 PM
Some interesting statqueen stuff here:

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/07/no-lebron-but-bears-camp-just-3-weeks-away.html

QuoteWhere did the Bears stack up in 2009? They were 28th on offense with a minus-16.8 percent DVOA and 22nd on defense with a 7.1 percent DVOA. But special teams did quite well, coming in third at 4.1 percent. Pretty much everywhere you look, the numbers are disappointing, like the season was. The Bears were 31st on offense in the red zone but even worse on defense in the red zone, ranking 32nd with a DVOA of 54.2 percent. That means they allowed 54.2 percent more yards on plays in the red zone.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on July 15, 2010, 04:53:35 PM
Bear football. W00t.

"Beat writer Brad Biggs suggests the Bears scrapped Mike Martz's plans to move Devin Hester to the slot because he's being paid like a playmaker and No. 1 receiver.
It's a sensible explanation. Hester would seem to fit better in the "Az Hakim" role with Johnny Knox and Devin Aromashodu on the outside, but the Bears want to justify the four-year, $41 million contract handed out two summers ago. Once the games start to count, don't be surprised to see Hester spending the majority of his time in the slot.
Source: Chicago Tribune
Related: Devin Aromashodu, Johnny Knox"

rotoworld
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 15, 2010, 05:30:47 PM
Quote from: BH on July 15, 2010, 04:53:35 PM
Bear football. W00t.

"Beat writer Brad Biggs suggests the Bears scrapped Mike Martz's plans to move Devin Hester to the slot because he's being paid like a playmaker and No. 1 receiver.
It's a sensible explanation. Hester would seem to fit better in the "Az Hakim" role with Johnny Knox and Devin Aromashodu on the outside, but the Bears want to justify the four-year, $41 million contract handed out two summers ago. Once the games start to count, don't be surprised to see Hester spending the majority of his time in the slot.
Source: Chicago Tribune
Related: Devin Aromashodu, Johnny Knox"

rotoworld


Here's the actual story and the part about Hester.

" Well, it looks like the Bears will have several options, and the thinking has to be at least a few will work. Hester likely would have reached 70 receptions last season if he had remained healthy. Interestingly, Martz compared him to former slot receiver Az-Zahir Hakim when he was first hired, a role player he used in St. Louis. Quickly, Hester was being talked about again as a starter and an outside deep threat. It remains to be seen if he can be above average in that role. He's certainly been miscast before as a No. 1-type receiver through no fault of his own."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-100715-chicago-bears-wide-receivers,0,5854772.story
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenPho on July 15, 2010, 05:39:33 PM
Separately, the Bears took a flyer (flier? I always get this confused) in the supplemental draft on the dude from BYU that's been trying out for pretty much every team in the league.

Harvey Unga, there's been a lot of talk about him in the interwebs lately because he's a big back (6'0, 240).

1000 yards in each of the last 3 seasons at BYU. (http://www.byucougars.com/Profile.jsp?ID=2486)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 15, 2010, 05:46:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 15, 2010, 05:39:33 PM
Separately, the Bears took a flyer (flier? I always get this confused) in the supplemental draft on the dude from BYU that's been trying out for pretty much every team in the league.

Harvey Unga, there's been a lot of talk about him in the interwebs lately because he's a big back (6'0, 240).

1000 yards in each of the last 3 seasons at BYU. (http://www.byucougars.com/Profile.jsp?ID=2486)

It's flyer.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 18, 2010, 06:54:07 PM
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Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 18, 2010, 09:32:38 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 18, 2010, 06:54:07 PM
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Quote from: ChuckD on July 18, 2010, 12:22:47 PM
Uhh...

what?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: fiveouts on July 22, 2010, 05:04:40 PM
After reading the Tribune's articles on the defense lately, maybe I'm being very Polyellon about this.


The Bears were ranked 17th in total defense last year.  They added Julius Peppers and Chris Harris, and are essentially adding Brian Urlacher (who missed the enitre season).  Why do so many people think they're going to be worse than last year?   
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on July 22, 2010, 05:16:38 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on July 22, 2010, 05:04:40 PM
After reading the Tribune's articles on the defense lately, maybe I'm being very Polyellon about this.


The Bears were ranked 17th in total defense last year.  They added Julius Peppers and Chris Harris, and are essentially adding Brian Urlacher (who missed the enitre season).  Why do so many people think they're going to be worse than last year?   

I'm not dismissing your point, which is valid, but just the bolded part took me back to 2005 when Dusty and Hendry kept insisting getting Wood and Prior back along with Corey Patterson from the minors would be akin to a big trade. Ooooh, and they got Matt Lawton that year!!

I think people question whether the secondary will hold up. The addition of Harris will certainly help. You add Peppers, but Ogunleye and Alex Brown are gone, so is that a wash? Also, remember that besides Urlacher coming back you have Piso Tinoasamoa as well.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 22, 2010, 05:33:50 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 22, 2010, 05:16:38 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on July 22, 2010, 05:04:40 PM
After reading the Tribune's articles on the defense lately, maybe I'm being very Polyellon about this.


The Bears were ranked 17th in total defense last year.  They added Julius Peppers and Chris Harris, and are essentially adding Brian Urlacher (who missed the enitre season).  Why do so many people think they're going to be worse than last year?  

I'm not dismissing your point, which is valid, but just the bolded part took me back to 2005 when Dusty and Hendry kept insisting getting Wood and Prior back along with Corey Patterson from the minors would be akin to a big trade. Ooooh, and they got Matt Lawton that year!!

I think people question whether the secondary will hold up. The addition of Harris will certainly help. You add Peppers, but Ogunleye and Alex Brown are gone, so is that a wash? Also, remember that besides Urlacher coming back you have Piso Tinoasamoa as well.

Wha? Maybe if you literally replaced Brown with nobody and played with three down linemen and 10 guys total. Pepper is All-Pro so he's an upgrade over either of those two. Period. The question then is how much better and is Israel Idonije a total piece of crap? I don't think he is. I think he's underrated as dick. The big fucking question here is how healthy will Tommie Harris be? Not how interested or how crazy or how well-liked by his baby momma etc... Fuck that. How healthy? Nobody knows. But if he's about as good as he was the last two games last year, I'll take it and the defense will have a fighting chance most weeks. If he's anywhere NEAR his 05-06 self, there's gonna be fucking murders.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on July 22, 2010, 05:54:08 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 22, 2010, 05:33:50 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 22, 2010, 05:16:38 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on July 22, 2010, 05:04:40 PM
After reading the Tribune's articles on the defense lately, maybe I'm being very Polyellon about this.


The Bears were ranked 17th in total defense last year.  They added Julius Peppers and Chris Harris, and are essentially adding Brian Urlacher (who missed the enitre season).  Why do so many people think they're going to be worse than last year?  

I'm not dismissing your point, which is valid, but just the bolded part took me back to 2005 when Dusty and Hendry kept insisting getting Wood and Prior back along with Corey Patterson from the minors would be akin to a big trade. Ooooh, and they got Matt Lawton that year!!

I think people question whether the secondary will hold up. The addition of Harris will certainly help. You add Peppers, but Ogunleye and Alex Brown are gone, so is that a wash? Also, remember that besides Urlacher coming back you have Piso Tinoasamoa as well.

Wha? Maybe if you literally replaced Brown with nobody and played with three down linemen and 10 guys total. Pepper is All-Pro so he's an upgrade over either of those two. Period. The question then is how much better and is Israel Idonije a total piece of crap? I don't think he is. I think he's underrated as dick. The big fucking question here is how healthy will Tommie Harris be? Not how interested or how crazy or how well-liked by his baby momma etc... Fuck that. How healthy? Nobody knows. But if he's about as good as he was the last two games last year, I'll take it and the defense will have a fighting chance most weeks. If he's anywhere NEAR his 05-06 self, there's gonna be fucking murders.

I love Izzy Idonije. I think he's going into beast mode this year.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: fiveouts on July 22, 2010, 06:37:52 PM
So even if Izzy Idonije sucks, Tommie Harris' knee pops like a girls high school basketball player, and their secondary shits the bed, aren't they at worst like 14th-15th in total defense?  Essentially if all those three things happen, they're pretty much the same defense as last year.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 22, 2010, 07:35:41 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on July 22, 2010, 06:37:52 PM
So even if Izzy Idonije sucks, Tommie Harris' knee pops like a girls high school basketball player, and their secondary shits the bed, aren't they at worst like 14th-15th in total defense?  Essentially if all those three things happen, they're pretty much the same defense as last year.

If all those things happen, I'll sell Night Man and his brother my Eagles tickets.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 22, 2010, 07:37:45 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 22, 2010, 07:35:41 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on July 22, 2010, 06:37:52 PM
So even if Izzy Idonije sucks, Tommie Harris' knee pops like a girls high school basketball player, and their secondary shits the bed, aren't they at worst like 14th-15th in total defense?  Essentially if all those three things happen, they're pretty much the same defense as last year.

If all those things happen, I'll sell Night Man and his brother my Eagles tickets.

Trying to make me root for that is lower than low.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on July 22, 2010, 07:47:19 PM
Quote from: Night Man on July 22, 2010, 07:37:45 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 22, 2010, 07:35:41 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on July 22, 2010, 06:37:52 PM
So even if Izzy Idonije sucks, Tommie Harris' knee pops like a girls high school basketball player, and their secondary shits the bed, aren't they at worst like 14th-15th in total defense?  Essentially if all those three things happen, they're pretty much the same defense as last year.

If all those things happen, I'll sell Night Man and his brother my Eagles tickets.

Trying to make me root for that is lower than low.

Especially since he's talking about the band.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on July 23, 2010, 08:48:11 AM
My guess actually is that Mark Anderson will be the starting DE opposite of Peppers and that Israel Idonijie will continue to swing between both defensive tackle and defensive end. He's not overmatched at DT and he provides a pass rush at both spots. I'm betting he'll get nearly as many reps as the starters without actually being one. Also, Ogunleye/Brown =/= Peppers/Anderson (or Idonijie). I'm done playing the "if Tommie Harris is like 2006.." game, but he's still a solid defensive tackle and I think he'll be healthier than he has been, and with Peppers drawing the double teams that Tommie used to draw, he should Look like the Harris of old.

Urlacher isn't the guy he was either, but he's a solid tackler that can read an offense and make the right calls, something they didn't have last year. Pisa is actually the guy I'm most excited about among the injured players that are returning. He's still relatively young and has been pretty solid when healthy during his career. Frankly, with all due respect to Hillenmeyer and Roach (who I think provide good depth), they haven't had anyone all that great at the SAM position since the Holdman/Urlacher/Colvin trio terrorized the NFC Central. If Pisa plays well, Briggs keeps playing like a guy in the prime of his career should, and Urlacher gets everybody into position and doesn't miss tackles, this is a much better linebacker corps and should hopefully straighten out the problems they had against the run last year.

Chris Harris makes the secondary better, although I don't get why they're still hung up on playing Danieal Manning rather than Major Wright at safety. If there's one thing that everyone but the Bears seems to realize, it's that Manning is far, far better at the nickel. Wright has good instincts and always knows where the ball is. Danieal isn't so good at that. Tillman is fine, and Bowman really improved a lot down the stretch last year.

So... yeah, I don't get why people think the defense will be so much worse this year. I don't think they'll be the doom-bringers that they were in 2005-06, but a top ten ranking isn't out of reach. Anything in the top 15 should be enough to get them back to the playoffs, provided that they keep up the usual turnover rate of a Lovie Smith defense and the offensive line improves enough to allow the offense to help win games on that end. 
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on July 23, 2010, 08:50:19 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 22, 2010, 05:33:50 PM
I think he's underrated as dick.

Ghey.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on July 23, 2010, 09:15:57 AM
Cross-posted in "Fuck, it's silent in here" thread:

Glenn Beck an Urlacher fan, then? (http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/sports/nfl/bears/glenn-beck-brian-urlacher-neo-nazi-chicago-bears-20100723)

Bizarre.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: MAD on July 23, 2010, 09:27:20 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 23, 2010, 09:15:57 AM
Cross-posted in "Fuck, it's silent in here" thread:

Glenn Beck an Urlacher fan, then? (http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/sports/nfl/bears/glenn-beck-brian-urlacher-neo-nazi-chicago-bears-20100723)

Bizarre.

That pudgy fuck could do everyone a favor and swallow some bullets.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on July 23, 2010, 09:41:57 AM
Quote from: MAD on July 23, 2010, 09:27:20 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 23, 2010, 09:15:57 AM
Cross-posted in "Fuck, it's silent in here" thread:

Glenn Beck an Urlacher fan, then? (http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/sports/nfl/bears/glenn-beck-brian-urlacher-neo-nazi-chicago-bears-20100723)

Bizarre.

That pudgy fuck could do everyone a favor and swallow some bullets.

Hey now, Urlacher's declined a bit, but that's no reason to wish death on him!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 23, 2010, 08:30:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 23, 2010, 08:48:11 AM
My guess actually is that Mark Anderson will be the starting DE opposite of Peppers and that Israel Idonijie will continue to swing between both defensive tackle and defensive end. He's not overmatched at DT and he provides a pass rush at both spots. I'm betting he'll get nearly as many reps as the starters without actually being one. Also, Ogunleye/Brown =/= Peppers/Anderson (or Idonijie). I'm done playing the "if Tommie Harris is like 2006.." game, but he's still a solid defensive tackle and I think he'll be healthier than he has been, and with Peppers drawing the double teams that Tommie used to draw, he should Look like the Harris of old.

Urlacher isn't the guy he was either, but he's a solid tackler that can read an offense and make the right calls, something they didn't have last year. Pisa is actually the guy I'm most excited about among the injured players that are returning. He's still relatively young and has been pretty solid when healthy during his career. Frankly, with all due respect to Hillenmeyer and Roach (who I think provide good depth), they haven't had anyone all that great at the SAM position since the Holdman/Urlacher/Colvin trio terrorized the NFC Central. If Pisa plays well, Briggs keeps playing like a guy in the prime of his career should, and Urlacher gets everybody into position and doesn't miss tackles, this is a much better linebacker corps and should hopefully straighten out the problems they had against the run last year.

Chris Harris makes the secondary better, although I don't get why they're still hung up on playing Danieal Manning rather than Major Wright at safety. If there's one thing that everyone but the Bears seems to realize, it's that Manning is far, far better at the nickel. Wright has good instincts and always knows where the ball is. Danieal isn't so good at that. Tillman is fine, and Bowman really improved a lot down the stretch last year.

So... yeah, I don't get why people think the defense will be so much worse this year. I don't think they'll be the doom-bringers that they were in 2005-06, but a top ten ranking isn't out of reach. Anything in the top 15 should be enough to get them back to the playoffs, provided that they keep up the usual turnover rate of a Lovie Smith defense and the offensive line improves enough to allow the offense to help win games on that end. 

Mark Anderson sucks. If he gets the majority of the snaps at DE, I might as well sell Night Man and Day Man my REO Speedwagon tickets. Cuz we'll be boned.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Tony on July 24, 2010, 09:23:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 23, 2010, 08:30:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 23, 2010, 08:48:11 AM
My guess actually is that Mark Anderson will be the starting DE opposite of Peppers and that Israel Idonijie will continue to swing between both defensive tackle and defensive end. He's not overmatched at DT and he provides a pass rush at both spots. I'm betting he'll get nearly as many reps as the starters without actually being one. Also, Ogunleye/Brown =/= Peppers/Anderson (or Idonijie). I'm done playing the "if Tommie Harris is like 2006.." game, but he's still a solid defensive tackle and I think he'll be healthier than he has been, and with Peppers drawing the double teams that Tommie used to draw, he should Look like the Harris of old.

Urlacher isn't the guy he was either, but he's a solid tackler that can read an offense and make the right calls, something they didn't have last year. Pisa is actually the guy I'm most excited about among the injured players that are returning. He's still relatively young and has been pretty solid when healthy during his career. Frankly, with all due respect to Hillenmeyer and Roach (who I think provide good depth), they haven't had anyone all that great at the SAM position since the Holdman/Urlacher/Colvin trio terrorized the NFC Central. If Pisa plays well, Briggs keeps playing like a guy in the prime of his career should, and Urlacher gets everybody into position and doesn't miss tackles, this is a much better linebacker corps and should hopefully straighten out the problems they had against the run last year.

Chris Harris makes the secondary better, although I don't get why they're still hung up on playing Danieal Manning rather than Major Wright at safety. If there's one thing that everyone but the Bears seems to realize, it's that Manning is far, far better at the nickel. Wright has good instincts and always knows where the ball is. Danieal isn't so good at that. Tillman is fine, and Bowman really improved a lot down the stretch last year.

So... yeah, I don't get why people think the defense will be so much worse this year. I don't think they'll be the doom-bringers that they were in 2005-06, but a top ten ranking isn't out of reach. Anything in the top 15 should be enough to get them back to the playoffs, provided that they keep up the usual turnover rate of a Lovie Smith defense and the offensive line improves enough to allow the offense to help win games on that end. 

Mark Anderson sucks. If he gets the majority of the snaps at DE, I might as well sell Night Man and Day Man my REO Speedwagon tickets. Cuz we'll be boned.

This Anderson thing scares me. Didn't they already try this? And this time Alex Brown won't be on the sidelines to save their ass.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 25, 2010, 09:19:01 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 24, 2010, 09:23:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 23, 2010, 08:30:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 23, 2010, 08:48:11 AM
My guess actually is that Mark Anderson will be the starting DE opposite of Peppers and that Israel Idonijie will continue to swing between both defensive tackle and defensive end. He's not overmatched at DT and he provides a pass rush at both spots. I'm betting he'll get nearly as many reps as the starters without actually being one. Also, Ogunleye/Brown =/= Peppers/Anderson (or Idonijie). I'm done playing the "if Tommie Harris is like 2006.." game, but he's still a solid defensive tackle and I think he'll be healthier than he has been, and with Peppers drawing the double teams that Tommie used to draw, he should Look like the Harris of old.

Urlacher isn't the guy he was either, but he's a solid tackler that can read an offense and make the right calls, something they didn't have last year. Pisa is actually the guy I'm most excited about among the injured players that are returning. He's still relatively young and has been pretty solid when healthy during his career. Frankly, with all due respect to Hillenmeyer and Roach (who I think provide good depth), they haven't had anyone all that great at the SAM position since the Holdman/Urlacher/Colvin trio terrorized the NFC Central. If Pisa plays well, Briggs keeps playing like a guy in the prime of his career should, and Urlacher gets everybody into position and doesn't miss tackles, this is a much better linebacker corps and should hopefully straighten out the problems they had against the run last year.

Chris Harris makes the secondary better, although I don't get why they're still hung up on playing Danieal Manning rather than Major Wright at safety. If there's one thing that everyone but the Bears seems to realize, it's that Manning is far, far better at the nickel. Wright has good instincts and always knows where the ball is. Danieal isn't so good at that. Tillman is fine, and Bowman really improved a lot down the stretch last year.

So... yeah, I don't get why people think the defense will be so much worse this year. I don't think they'll be the doom-bringers that they were in 2005-06, but a top ten ranking isn't out of reach. Anything in the top 15 should be enough to get them back to the playoffs, provided that they keep up the usual turnover rate of a Lovie Smith defense and the offensive line improves enough to allow the offense to help win games on that end. 

Mark Anderson sucks. If he gets the majority of the snaps at DE, I might as well sell Night Man and Day Man my REO Speedwagon tickets. Cuz we'll be boned.

This Anderson thing scares me. Didn't they already try this? And this time Alex Brown won't be on the sidelines to save their ass.

Yes, but that fails to call into account:

(http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/lions1.jpg)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: ChuckD on July 25, 2010, 10:38:39 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 25, 2010, 09:19:01 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 24, 2010, 09:23:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 23, 2010, 08:30:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 23, 2010, 08:48:11 AM
My guess actually is that Mark Anderson will be the starting DE opposite of Peppers and that Israel Idonijie will continue to swing between both defensive tackle and defensive end. He's not overmatched at DT and he provides a pass rush at both spots. I'm betting he'll get nearly as many reps as the starters without actually being one. Also, Ogunleye/Brown =/= Peppers/Anderson (or Idonijie). I'm done playing the "if Tommie Harris is like 2006.." game, but he's still a solid defensive tackle and I think he'll be healthier than he has been, and with Peppers drawing the double teams that Tommie used to draw, he should Look like the Harris of old.

Urlacher isn't the guy he was either, but he's a solid tackler that can read an offense and make the right calls, something they didn't have last year. Pisa is actually the guy I'm most excited about among the injured players that are returning. He's still relatively young and has been pretty solid when healthy during his career. Frankly, with all due respect to Hillenmeyer and Roach (who I think provide good depth), they haven't had anyone all that great at the SAM position since the Holdman/Urlacher/Colvin trio terrorized the NFC Central. If Pisa plays well, Briggs keeps playing like a guy in the prime of his career should, and Urlacher gets everybody into position and doesn't miss tackles, this is a much better linebacker corps and should hopefully straighten out the problems they had against the run last year.

Chris Harris makes the secondary better, although I don't get why they're still hung up on playing Danieal Manning rather than Major Wright at safety. If there's one thing that everyone but the Bears seems to realize, it's that Manning is far, far better at the nickel. Wright has good instincts and always knows where the ball is. Danieal isn't so good at that. Tillman is fine, and Bowman really improved a lot down the stretch last year.

So... yeah, I don't get why people think the defense will be so much worse this year. I don't think they'll be the doom-bringers that they were in 2005-06, but a top ten ranking isn't out of reach. Anything in the top 15 should be enough to get them back to the playoffs, provided that they keep up the usual turnover rate of a Lovie Smith defense and the offensive line improves enough to allow the offense to help win games on that end. 

Mark Anderson sucks. If he gets the majority of the snaps at DE, I might as well sell Night Man and Day Man my REO Speedwagon tickets. Cuz we'll be boned.

This Anderson thing scares me. Didn't they already try this? And this time Alex Brown won't be on the sidelines to save their ass.

Yes, but that fails to call into account:

(http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/lions1.jpg)


No, you fail to take in to account...

(http://imgur.com/5YkNB.jpg)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 25, 2010, 11:53:32 AM
Holy shit, did I lol.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Bort on July 26, 2010, 08:39:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 25, 2010, 11:53:32 AM
Holy shit, did I lol.

THI
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: morpheus on July 26, 2010, 08:55:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on July 26, 2010, 08:39:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 25, 2010, 11:53:32 AM
Holy shit, did I lol.

THI

It seamed that I would bust my gut, I loled so much.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:09:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.

THI. Why didn't you say that in the first place? I guess you sort of did but I needed some more info to get your point.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.

DPD. Thanks, Fork.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.

DPD. Thanks, Fork.

Look, I don't know what you people know or don't know about football when I come down from on high to share my knowledge. Maybe you've figured out that there are four downs, hell, maybe you know that Bill Walsh didn't actually invent the West Coast offense because that was the original name for the Coryell offense and ironically they are the two most common and competing offenses used in the NFL today. I don't know. I just know it's my responsibility, handed down from God the Most High, to enlighten you people. Okay? So maybe I step on some toes when I insult your petulant little egos by dropping some knowledge you've already swallowed and clutch to your breast. I'll take that risk. You'll thank me.

Someday.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on July 26, 2010, 09:38:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.

DPD. Thanks, Fork.

Look, I don't know what you people know or don't know about football when I come down from on high to share my knowledge. Maybe you've figured out that there are four downs, hell, maybe you know that Bill Walsh didn't actually invent the West Coast offense because that was the original name for the Coryell offense and ironically they are the two most common and competing offenses used in the NFL today. I don't know. I just know it's my responsibility, handed down from God the Most High, to enlighten you people. Okay? So maybe I step on some toes when I insult your petulant little egos by dropping some knowledge you've already swallowed and clutch to your breast. I'll take that risk. You'll thank me.

Someday.

No, no, no. Bill Walsh's "West Coast Offense" is actually Paul Brown's offense. The two have similarities in that they feature receivers and running backs and tight ends and linemen, and that they are designed to score points, but they're two totally different animals. Walsh did some things with the Paul Brown playbook that sort of made his offense unique, and his changes were enough to drive Paul Brown crazy, but not crazy enough to open the door for Walsh to leave (Brown tried to sabotage any opportunity to coach elsewhere). Once Walsh did leave, and he was in San Francisco, did he start calling it the West Coast Offense.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:41:55 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 26, 2010, 09:38:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.

DPD. Thanks, Fork.

Look, I don't know what you people know or don't know about football when I come down from on high to share my knowledge. Maybe you've figured out that there are four downs, hell, maybe you know that Bill Walsh didn't actually invent the West Coast offense because that was the original name for the Coryell offense and ironically they are the two most common and competing offenses used in the NFL today. I don't know. I just know it's my responsibility, handed down from God the Most High, to enlighten you people. Okay? So maybe I step on some toes when I insult your petulant little egos by dropping some knowledge you've already swallowed and clutch to your breast. I'll take that risk. You'll thank me.

Someday.

No, no, no. Bill Walsh's "West Coast Offense" is actually Paul Brown's offense. The two have similarities in that they feature receivers and running backs and tight ends and linemen, and that they are designed to score points, but they're two totally different animals. Walsh did some things with the Paul Brown playbook that sort of made his offense unique, and his changes were enough to drive Paul Brown crazy, but not crazy enough to open the door for Walsh to leave (Brown tried to sabotage any opportunity to coach elsewhere). Once Walsh did leave, and he was in San Francisco, did he start calling it the West Coast Offense.

This is true. And Ken Anderson not being in the hall of fame is a god damn travesty. What I meant is that the first offense to be called the "West Coast Offense" was Coryell's offense with the Chargers in the 70s. Bill Walsh gets a lot of credit for inventing his offense, which he didn't. I think what he really deserves credit for is being the greatest QB coach of all time.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2010, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.

DPD. Thanks, Fork.

Nah, establishing the run to set up play action is more my thing.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:48:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.

DPD. Thanks, Fork.

Look, I don't know what you people know or don't know about football when I come down from on high to share my knowledge. Maybe you've figured out that there are four downs, hell, maybe you know that Bill Walsh didn't actually invent the West Coast offense because that was the original name for the Coryell offense and ironically they are the two most common and competing offenses used in the NFL today. I don't know. I just know it's my responsibility, handed down from God the Most High, to enlighten you people. Okay? So maybe I step on some toes when I insult your petulant little egos by dropping some knowledge you've already swallowed and clutch to your breast. I'll take that risk. You'll thank me.

Someday.

If it takes TrollPex rattling your cage to elicit useful information then your cage is gonna shake like a polaroid picture from now til February   you son of a bitch.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:56:14 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:48:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.

DPD. Thanks, Fork.

Look, I don't know what you people know or don't know about football when I come down from on high to share my knowledge. Maybe you've figured out that there are four downs, hell, maybe you know that Bill Walsh didn't actually invent the West Coast offense because that was the original name for the Coryell offense and ironically they are the two most common and competing offenses used in the NFL today. I don't know. I just know it's my responsibility, handed down from God the Most High, to enlighten you people. Okay? So maybe I step on some toes when I insult your petulant little egos by dropping some knowledge you've already swallowed and clutch to your breast. I'll take that risk. You'll thank me.

Someday.

If it takes TrollPex rattling your cage to elicit useful information then your cage is gonna shake like a polaroid picture from now til February   you son of a bitch.

Two-shay.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 10:01:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:56:14 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:48:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.

DPD. Thanks, Fork.

Look, I don't know what you people know or don't know about football when I come down from on high to share my knowledge. Maybe you've figured out that there are four downs, hell, maybe you know that Bill Walsh didn't actually invent the West Coast offense because that was the original name for the Coryell offense and ironically they are the two most common and competing offenses used in the NFL today. I don't know. I just know it's my responsibility, handed down from God the Most High, to enlighten you people. Okay? So maybe I step on some toes when I insult your petulant little egos by dropping some knowledge you've already swallowed and clutch to your breast. I'll take that risk. You'll thank me.

Someday.

If it takes TrollPex rattling your cage to elicit useful information then your cage is gonna shake like a polaroid picture from now til February   you son of a bitch.

Two-shay.

(http://www.canadafootballchat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=527&d=1274017577)
(http://www.canadafootballchat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=527&d=1274017577)

Pass.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: MAD on July 26, 2010, 10:38:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 10:01:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:56:14 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:48:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.

DPD. Thanks, Fork.

Look, I don't know what you people know or don't know about football when I come down from on high to share my knowledge. Maybe you've figured out that there are four downs, hell, maybe you know that Bill Walsh didn't actually invent the West Coast offense because that was the original name for the Coryell offense and ironically they are the two most common and competing offenses used in the NFL today. I don't know. I just know it's my responsibility, handed down from God the Most High, to enlighten you people. Okay? So maybe I step on some toes when I insult your petulant little egos by dropping some knowledge you've already swallowed and clutch to your breast. I'll take that risk. You'll thank me.

Someday.

If it takes TrollPex rattling your cage to elicit useful information then your cage is gonna shake like a polaroid picture from now til February   you son of a bitch.

Two-shay.

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Pass like a man with no arms.

Jonathan Qunn'd.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CBStew on July 26, 2010, 11:33:38 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 10:01:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:56:14 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:48:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.

DPD. Thanks, Fork.

Look, I don't know what you people know or don't know about football when I come down from on high to share my knowledge. Maybe you've figured out that there are four downs, hell, maybe you know that Bill Walsh didn't actually invent the West Coast offense because that was the original name for the Coryell offense and ironically they are the two most common and competing offenses used in the NFL today. I don't know. I just know it's my responsibility, handed down from God the Most High, to enlighten you people. Okay? So maybe I step on some toes when I insult your petulant little egos by dropping some knowledge you've already swallowed and clutch to your breast. I'll take that risk. You'll thank me.

Someday.

If it takes TrollPex rattling your cage to elicit useful information then your cage is gonna shake like a polaroid picture from now til February   you son of a bitch.

Two-shay.

(http://www.canadafootballchat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=527&d=1274017577)
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Pass.


No, not "two-shay", two-pay
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 11:35:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on July 26, 2010, 11:33:38 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 10:01:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:56:14 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:48:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2010, 08:45:29 AM
I'm betting they'll give Anderson another chance to be the guy, but what'll most likely happen will be Idonijie at end in most situations, with Anderson taking over and Idonijie sliding inside on passing downs. I think a pure pass rush of Anderson, Idonijie, Harris, and Peppers will be terrifying, but they'll have to improve against the run on 1st and 2nd down to actually ensure that opposing offenses are actually forced into passing situations with regularity.

DPD. Thanks, Fork.

Look, I don't know what you people know or don't know about football when I come down from on high to share my knowledge. Maybe you've figured out that there are four downs, hell, maybe you know that Bill Walsh didn't actually invent the West Coast offense because that was the original name for the Coryell offense and ironically they are the two most common and competing offenses used in the NFL today. I don't know. I just know it's my responsibility, handed down from God the Most High, to enlighten you people. Okay? So maybe I step on some toes when I insult your petulant little egos by dropping some knowledge you've already swallowed and clutch to your breast. I'll take that risk. You'll thank me.

Someday.

If it takes TrollPex rattling your cage to elicit useful information then your cage is gonna shake like a polaroid picture from now til February   you son of a bitch.

Two-shay.

(http://www.canadafootballchat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=527&d=1274017577)
(http://www.canadafootballchat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=527&d=1274017577)

Pass.


No, not "two-shay", two-pay

Nice. (terrorist fist bumps Stew)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on July 29, 2010, 09:57:30 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 22, 2010, 05:33:50 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 22, 2010, 05:16:38 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on July 22, 2010, 05:04:40 PM
After reading the Tribune's articles on the defense lately, maybe I'm being very Polyellon about this.


The Bears were ranked 17th in total defense last year.  They added Julius Peppers and Chris Harris, and are essentially adding Brian Urlacher (who missed the enitre season).  Why do so many people think they're going to be worse than last year?  

I'm not dismissing your point, which is valid, but just the bolded part took me back to 2005 when Dusty and Hendry kept insisting getting Wood and Prior back along with Corey Patterson from the minors would be akin to a big trade. Ooooh, and they got Matt Lawton that year!!

I think people question whether the secondary will hold up. The addition of Harris will certainly help. You add Peppers, but Ogunleye and Alex Brown are gone, so is that a wash? Also, remember that besides Urlacher coming back you have Piso Tinoasamoa as well.

Wha? Maybe if you literally replaced Brown with nobody and played with three down linemen and 10 guys total. Pepper is All-Pro so he's an upgrade over either of those two. Period. The question then is how much better and is Israel Idonije a total piece of crap? I don't think he is. I think he's underrated as dick. The big fucking question here is how healthy will Tommie Harris be? Not how interested or how crazy or how well-liked by his baby momma etc... Fuck that. How healthy? Nobody knows. But if he's about as good as he was the last two games last year, I'll take it and the defense will have a fighting chance most weeks. If he's anywhere NEAR his 05-06 self, there's gonna be fucking murders.

How healthy, you ask? Completely healthy! (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/07/bears-banking-on-healthy-harris-to-anchor-d.html)

Quote"Tommie made every workout this offseason,'' Smith said. "Tommie is healthy now for the first time. He finished strong. He's in the best physical condition that he's been in for a long time. We've seen the old Tommie."

"It means quite a bit to have Tommie back like this," Smith said. "He's a great player, when he's healthy. And he's healthy."

I'm excited. You know football season is about to start when Tommie gets his annual clean bill of health. Just ignore the rest of the article.

Quote"I'm a vet, so I'll take all the days they tell me I need to take off. No need to beat up my body in training camp.
"I'm looking forward to going through all the proper practices, but whenever Lovie says I need to sit, I will sit."

Harris emphasized to Holmes that it is never his decision to watch from the sideline.

"I always go off by what the doctor says, or what a coach says," he said.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 29, 2010, 10:09:35 AM
There's gonna be fucking murders.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on July 29, 2010, 10:15:23 AM
Secondary blows, O-Line really blows, receivers are a joke. Everything else is pretty good.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 29, 2010, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 29, 2010, 10:15:23 AM
Secondary blows, O-Line really blows, receivers are a joke. Everything else is pretty good.

How dare you challenge the media narrative that this is the best Bears team EVAR!!!

David Haugh agrees with me, so I know this to be true.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 29, 2010, 10:18:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 29, 2010, 10:15:23 AM
Secondary blows, O-Line really blows, receivers are a joke. Everything else is pretty good.

This is beginning to sound familiar.

Seems like something they ought to consider addressing at some point.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on July 29, 2010, 10:25:45 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 29, 2010, 10:18:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 29, 2010, 10:15:23 AM
Secondary blows, O-Line really blows, receivers are a joke. Everything else is pretty good.

This is beginning to sound familiar.

Seems like something they ought to consider addressing at some point.

I don't really think the receivers are that bad. Avoid the mental mistakes they had as a bunch of mostly first-time starters and they'll do fine. The O-Line is still terrifyingly awful. The secondary should be at least average with Harris back at safety and Bowman having a year of experience under his belt. This team has the potential to win 10 games. I'm that bold.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on July 29, 2010, 10:40:19 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 29, 2010, 10:15:23 AM
Secondary blows, O-Line really blows, receivers are a joke. Everything else is pretty good.

I know it seems that way but every year some seemingly total horseshit team jumps up and beats the world for about 10 wins and a playoff berth. Sometimes that team makes the Super Bowl. I'd like to believe that the Bears can be that total horseshit world beater until they aren't. It's the NFL. The fucking Saints won the Super Bowl. I mean, shit.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on July 29, 2010, 10:43:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 29, 2010, 10:40:19 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 29, 2010, 10:15:23 AM
Secondary blows, O-Line really blows, receivers are a joke. Everything else is pretty good.

I know it seems that way but every year some seemingly total horseshit team jumps up and beats the world for about 10 wins and a playoff berth. Sometimes that team makes the Super Bowl. I'd like to believe that the Bears can be that total horseshit world beater until they aren't. It's the NFL. The fucking Saints won the Super Bowl. I mean, shit.

That's exactly my approach. And every year some team that seemed to have it all together last year has an injury-plagued abortion of a season. God I hope that's the Vikings.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:38:46 AM
Utler may live to see another day but how about that secondary? Motherfucking safeties are dropping like flies.

Harris and Wright are both down for indefinite periods of time with back and groin injuries respectively.

Nice depth, Jerry. Fucking gaunt, liver-neck prick.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 03, 2010, 10:45:19 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:38:46 AM
Utler may live to see another day but how about that secondary? Motherfucking safeties are dropping like flies.

Harris and Wright are both down for indefinite periods of time with back and groin injuries respectively.

Nice depth, Jerry. Fucking gaunt, liver-neck prick.

I heard that neither was expected to be that serious. Groin pulls and the like are to be expected while they're running a harder training camp than they ever have before. If they aren't back by the 2nd preseason game, I'll join you in hitting the panic button. Until then, I'll at least agree that Angelo is a prick.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on August 03, 2010, 11:34:20 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:38:46 AM
Utler may live to see another day but how about that secondary? Motherfucking safeties are dropping like flies.

Harris and Wright are both down for indefinite periods of time with back and groin injuries respectively.

Nice depth, Jerry. Fucking gaunt, liver-neck prick.

All the pieces are in place.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:36:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

But he's been so well-mannered! Obviously, whatever was wrong with his mind that made him so lazy and stupid and ugly and lazy has been cured! Now he's free to go attack the quarterback again. Send Zambrano to his doctor.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.

You're a regular Mike Golic. Why don't you plank-walk over to the fridge and eat a vegetable. And I find it extremely annoying that Haugh writes that "we learned after the season" that Forte was injured. MotherFUCKER you COVER THE BEARS and you didn't know what everybody watching the game already knew? He knew, he just wanted to take a shot at Lovie for not disclosing injuries during the season to the fucking press. His ammo against it is to call injured players lazy, or "candy ass."

I'm in a face-stabby mood today. Too many Reds and Cardinals fans in my sphere of infuence.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on August 11, 2010, 11:56:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.

You're a regular Mike Golic. Why don't you plank-walk over to the fridge and eat a vegetable. And I find it extremely annoying that Haugh writes that "we learned after the season" that Forte was injured. MotherFUCKER you COVER THE BEARS and you didn't know what everybody watching the game already knew? He knew, he just wanted to take a shot at Lovie for not disclosing injuries during the season to the fucking press. His ammo against it is to call injured players lazy, or "candy ass."

I'm in a face-stabby mood today. Too many Reds and Cardinals fans in my sphere of infuence.

I suppose I invited that.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Bort on August 11, 2010, 12:03:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 11, 2010, 11:56:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.

You're a regular Mike Golic. Why don't you plank-walk over to the fridge and eat a vegetable. And I find it extremely annoying that Haugh writes that "we learned after the season" that Forte was injured. MotherFUCKER you COVER THE BEARS and you didn't know what everybody watching the game already knew? He knew, he just wanted to take a shot at Lovie for not disclosing injuries during the season to the fucking press. His ammo against it is to call injured players lazy, or "candy ass."

I'm in a face-stabby mood today. Too many Reds and Cardinals fans in my sphere of infuence.

I suppose I invited that.

Yes you did. Your friends are all fools.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 11, 2010, 12:05:01 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 11, 2010, 12:03:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 11, 2010, 11:56:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.

You're a regular Mike Golic. Why don't you plank-walk over to the fridge and eat a vegetable. And I find it extremely annoying that Haugh writes that "we learned after the season" that Forte was injured. MotherFUCKER you COVER THE BEARS and you didn't know what everybody watching the game already knew? He knew, he just wanted to take a shot at Lovie for not disclosing injuries during the season to the fucking press. His ammo against it is to call injured players lazy, or "candy ass."

I'm in a face-stabby mood today. Too many Reds and Cardinals fans in my sphere of infuence.

I suppose I invited that.

Yes you did. Your friends are all fools borderline-illiterate downstate hicks.

Should anyone be surprised?'d
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 11, 2010, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.

You're a regular Mike Golic. Why don't you plank-walk over to the fridge and eat a vegetable. And I find it extremely annoying that Haugh writes that "we learned after the season" that Forte was injured. MotherFUCKER you COVER THE BEARS and you didn't know what everybody watching the game already knew? He knew, he just wanted to take a shot at Lovie for not disclosing injuries during the season to the fucking press. His ammo against it is to call injured players lazy, or "candy ass."

I'm in a face-stabby mood today. Too many Reds and Cardinals fans in my sphere of infuence.

Up yours, you slack-jawed junk slut. Harris has basically taken a free pass from practice since the middle of '07. When his production on gameday justified it, fine. When it didn't, well, IR the fucker for a year if he's that badly hurt. I can put up with a player only being worth a damn one day a week if it's Sunday, but if he can't even manage that he needs to just call it a season. The fact that he's practicing maybe means he's going to show up this year.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 12:09:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.

You're a regular Mike Golic. Why don't you plank-walk over to the fridge and eat a vegetable. And I find it extremely annoying that Haugh writes that "we learned after the season" that Forte was injured. MotherFUCKER you COVER THE BEARS and you didn't know what everybody watching the game already knew? He knew, he just wanted to take a shot at Lovie for not disclosing injuries during the season to the fucking press. His ammo against it is to call injured players lazy, or "candy ass."

I'm in a face-stabby mood today. Too many Reds and Cardinals fans in my sphere of infuence.

Up yours, you slack-jawed junk slut. Harris has basically taken a free pass from practice since the middle of '07. When his production on gameday justified it, fine. When it didn't, well, IR the fucker for a year if he's that badly hurt. I can put up with a player only being worth a damn one day a week if it's Sunday, but if he can't even manage that he needs to just call it a season. The fact that he's practicing maybe means he's going to show up this year.

Whose decision is it to IR him? It's not his it's Angelo and Lovie's. I know you know that so why are you going David Haugh on my ass?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 11, 2010, 12:11:22 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 12:09:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.

You're a regular Mike Golic. Why don't you plank-walk over to the fridge and eat a vegetable. And I find it extremely annoying that Haugh writes that "we learned after the season" that Forte was injured. MotherFUCKER you COVER THE BEARS and you didn't know what everybody watching the game already knew? He knew, he just wanted to take a shot at Lovie for not disclosing injuries during the season to the fucking press. His ammo against it is to call injured players lazy, or "candy ass."

I'm in a face-stabby mood today. Too many Reds and Cardinals fans in my sphere of infuence.

Up yours, you slack-jawed junk slut. Harris has basically taken a free pass from practice since the middle of '07. When his production on gameday justified it, fine. When it didn't, well, IR the fucker for a year if he's that badly hurt. I can put up with a player only being worth a damn one day a week if it's Sunday, but if he can't even manage that he needs to just call it a season. The fact that he's practicing maybe means he's going to show up this year.

Whose decision is it to IR him? It's not his it's Angelo and Lovie's. I know you know that so why are you going David Haugh on my ass?

Because he hates slack-jawed junk sluts?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 11, 2010, 12:12:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 12:09:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.

You're a regular Mike Golic. Why don't you plank-walk over to the fridge and eat a vegetable. And I find it extremely annoying that Haugh writes that "we learned after the season" that Forte was injured. MotherFUCKER you COVER THE BEARS and you didn't know what everybody watching the game already knew? He knew, he just wanted to take a shot at Lovie for not disclosing injuries during the season to the fucking press. His ammo against it is to call injured players lazy, or "candy ass."

I'm in a face-stabby mood today. Too many Reds and Cardinals fans in my sphere of infuence.

Up yours, you slack-jawed junk slut. Harris has basically taken a free pass from practice since the middle of '07. When his production on gameday justified it, fine. When it didn't, well, IR the fucker for a year if he's that badly hurt. I can put up with a player only being worth a damn one day a week if it's Sunday, but if he can't even manage that he needs to just call it a season. The fact that he's practicing maybe means he's going to show up this year.

Whose decision is it to IR him? It's not his it's Angelo and Lovie's. I know you know that so why are you going David Haugh on my ass?

He's a candy ass. I'm well on record as stating that Angelo and Lovie have a long history of tolerating bullshit. Alot of that bullshit involves Tommie Harris. He's been given special treatment long after he stopped playing like a special player. I don't care which one of three is most responsible for it, the fact that he's practicing now is a good sign. Practice isn't all that important in the long run, but the notion that he's no longer being treated with kid gloves is nice.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Richard Chuggar on August 11, 2010, 12:15:17 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 12:12:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 12:09:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.

You're a regular Mike Golic. Why don't you plank-walk over to the fridge and eat a vegetable. And I find it extremely annoying that Haugh writes that "we learned after the season" that Forte was injured. MotherFUCKER you COVER THE BEARS and you didn't know what everybody watching the game already knew? He knew, he just wanted to take a shot at Lovie for not disclosing injuries during the season to the fucking press. His ammo against it is to call injured players lazy, or "candy ass."

I'm in a face-stabby mood today. Too many Reds and Cardinals fans in my sphere of infuence.

Up yours, you slack-jawed junk slut. Harris has basically taken a free pass from practice since the middle of '07. When his production on gameday justified it, fine. When it didn't, well, IR the fucker for a year if he's that badly hurt. I can put up with a player only being worth a damn one day a week if it's Sunday, but if he can't even manage that he needs to just call it a season. The fact that he's practicing maybe means he's going to show up this year.

Whose decision is it to IR him? It's not his it's Angelo and Lovie's. I know you know that so why are you going David Haugh on my ass?

He's a candy ass. I'm well on record as stating that Angelo and Lovie have a long history of tolerating bullshit. Alot of that bullshit involves Tommie Harris. He's been given special treatment long after he stopped playing like a special player. I don't care which one of three is most responsible for it, the fact that he's practicing now is a good sign. Practice isn't all that important in the long run, but the notion that he's no longer being treated with kid gloves is nice.

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Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 11, 2010, 12:17:04 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 11, 2010, 12:15:17 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 12:12:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 12:09:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.

You're a regular Mike Golic. Why don't you plank-walk over to the fridge and eat a vegetable. And I find it extremely annoying that Haugh writes that "we learned after the season" that Forte was injured. MotherFUCKER you COVER THE BEARS and you didn't know what everybody watching the game already knew? He knew, he just wanted to take a shot at Lovie for not disclosing injuries during the season to the fucking press. His ammo against it is to call injured players lazy, or "candy ass."

I'm in a face-stabby mood today. Too many Reds and Cardinals fans in my sphere of infuence.

Up yours, you slack-jawed junk slut. Harris has basically taken a free pass from practice since the middle of '07. When his production on gameday justified it, fine. When it didn't, well, IR the fucker for a year if he's that badly hurt. I can put up with a player only being worth a damn one day a week if it's Sunday, but if he can't even manage that he needs to just call it a season. The fact that he's practicing maybe means he's going to show up this year.

Whose decision is it to IR him? It's not his it's Angelo and Lovie's. I know you know that so why are you going David Haugh on my ass?

He's a candy ass. I'm well on record as stating that Angelo and Lovie have a long history of tolerating bullshit. Alot of that bullshit involves Tommie Harris. He's been given special treatment long after he stopped playing like a special player. I don't care which one of three is most responsible for it, the fact that he's practicing now is a good sign. Practice isn't all that important in the long run, but the notion that he's no longer being treated with kid gloves is nice.

(http://fingerfood.typepad.com/.a/6a012875949499970c01287594e96b970c-pi)

Also, I'll just go ahead and take the cheap shot and say that pampering his ass so he doesn't get hurt in practice doesn't do the team a lot of good when he goes and gets himself suspended from two games anyways for a violation of team rules and punching an opposing player.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 11, 2010, 12:27:21 PM
So sad to see Tommie Harris go from a career trajectory similar to that of Dan Hampton's to that of Bryan Robinson's in the span of 3 seasons but I'll be goddamned if that's not exactly what has happened.

I feel for the guy, but at the same I grew weary from some of the bulslhit dribbling out of his mouth the last two seasons.  That and being a turd who gets himself ejected from a game 65 seconds in.  Hurt or not, there's no exuse to selfishly fuck your team in the ass like that.  Be a man and just shut the hell up if things aren't going your way.  Or quit.  Just stop acting like anybody should care about you if you if all you're doing is reminding us that you can't even shed one blocker--let alone the double-teams that made you a  beast when you were not so hurt and ordinary.  
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 12:30:51 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 11, 2010, 12:27:21 PM
So sad to see Tommie Harris go from a career trajectory similar to that of Dan Hampton's to that of Bryan Robinson's in the span of 3 seasons but I'll be goddamned if that's not exactly what has happened.

I feel for the guy, but at the same I grew weary from some of the bulslhit dribbling out of his mouth the last two seasons.  That and being a turd who gets himself ejected from a game 65 seconds in.  Hurt or not, there's no exuse to selfishly fuck your team in the ass like that.  Be a man and just shut the hell up if things aren't going your way.  Or quit.  Just stop acting like anybody should care about you if you if all you're doing is reminding us that you can't even shed one blocker--let alone the double-teams that made you a  beast when you were not so hurt and ordinary.  

If your career trajectory went from its current course to mine, circa 2007-08, you'd get a little face-stabby too.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on August 11, 2010, 12:33:13 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 11, 2010, 12:03:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 11, 2010, 11:56:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.

You're a regular Mike Golic. Why don't you plank-walk over to the fridge and eat a vegetable. And I find it extremely annoying that Haugh writes that "we learned after the season" that Forte was injured. MotherFUCKER you COVER THE BEARS and you didn't know what everybody watching the game already knew? He knew, he just wanted to take a shot at Lovie for not disclosing injuries during the season to the fucking press. His ammo against it is to call injured players lazy, or "candy ass."

I'm in a face-stabby mood today. Too many Reds and Cardinals fans in my sphere of infuence.

I suppose I invited that.

Yes you did. Your friends are all fools.

You're my friend.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Bort on August 11, 2010, 12:34:12 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 11, 2010, 12:33:13 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 11, 2010, 12:03:03 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 11, 2010, 11:56:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 11:38:31 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 11:29:12 AM
Supa Bears, Supa Bowe! Supa Bears Supa Bowe! (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0810-haugh-chicago--20100809,0,3094959.column)

People slobbering all over Tommie's bell-end need to see what he does in a game against a real offensive line. I'm not sold.

I'll be content for now with the fact that his candy ass is practicing every day.

You're a regular Mike Golic. Why don't you plank-walk over to the fridge and eat a vegetable. And I find it extremely annoying that Haugh writes that "we learned after the season" that Forte was injured. MotherFUCKER you COVER THE BEARS and you didn't know what everybody watching the game already knew? He knew, he just wanted to take a shot at Lovie for not disclosing injuries during the season to the fucking press. His ammo against it is to call injured players lazy, or "candy ass."

I'm in a face-stabby mood today. Too many Reds and Cardinals fans in my sphere of infuence.

I suppose I invited that.

Yes you did. Your friends are all fools.

You're my friend.

I never denied being a fool.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 12:40:24 PM
Here's a Twat from Zach Zaidman that raised my blood pressure a few points today:

QuoteMike Martz admits Frank Omiyale is not where he needs to be, but remains confident he is the right guy at right tackle

The NFL should be renamed to fit the word denial in there somehow.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 11, 2010, 12:47:55 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 12:40:24 PM
Here's a Twat from Zach Zaidman that raised my blood pressure a few points today:

QuoteMike Martz admits Frank Omiyale is not where he needs to be, but remains confident he is the right guy at right tackle

The NFL should be renamed to fit the word denial in there somehow.

Sigh. More of the Kevin Shaffer experience then.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 12:49:48 PM
Which sport is it again where assistant coaches with one-year contracts go full-retard on their players to the press? The NFL isn't exactly unique in its lack of transparency. I wish the David Haughs of the world would kill the drama-queen entitlement bullshit and just tell us what they see.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 11, 2010, 12:52:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 12:49:48 PM
Which sport is it again where assistant coaches with one-year contracts go full-retard on their players to the press? The NFL isn't exactly unique in its lack of transparency. I wish the David Haughs of the world would kill the drama-queen entitlement bullshit and just tell us what they see.

And we're back to Tommie Harris.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 12:49:48 PM
Which sport is it again where assistant coaches with one-year contracts go full-retard on their players to the press? The NFL isn't exactly unique in its lack of transparency. I wish the David Haughs of the world would kill the drama-queen entitlement bullshit and just tell us what they see.

How about, "It's early and we need to see more from Omiyale before gifting him the starting job"?

Is that full-retard or a happy medium? Not everything has to be extreme.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 11, 2010, 01:16:10 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 12:49:48 PM
Which sport is it again where assistant coaches with one-year contracts go full-retard on their players to the press? The NFL isn't exactly unique in its lack of transparency. I wish the David Haughs of the world would kill the drama-queen entitlement bullshit and just tell us what they see.

How about, "It's early and we need to see more from Omiyale before gifting him the starting job"?

Is that full-retard or a happy medium? Not everything has to be extreme.

Well, that just makes my purchase of a gross of SURGE seem foolish.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on August 11, 2010, 01:28:02 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Is that full-retard or a happy medium? Not everything has to be extreme.

Well, that's unquestionably the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:30:59 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 12:49:48 PM
Which sport is it again where assistant coaches with one-year contracts go full-retard on their players to the press? The NFL isn't exactly unique in its lack of transparency. I wish the David Haughs of the world would kill the drama-queen entitlement bullshit and just tell us what they see.

How about, "It's early and we need to see more from Omiyale before gifting him the starting job"?

Is that full-retard or a happy medium? Not everything has to be extreme.

Meh. I don't see how that's all that different than what was said or how either version of the same sentiment will help Frank Omiyale block better.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Bort on August 11, 2010, 01:39:49 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 01:28:02 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Is that full-retard or a happy medium? Not everything has to be extreme.

Well, that's unquestionably the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

I think it's sort of in the middle.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on August 11, 2010, 01:43:43 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 11, 2010, 01:39:49 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 01:28:02 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
Is that full-retard or a happy medium? Not everything has to be extreme.

Well, that's unquestionably the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

I think it's sort of in the middle.

This has replaced Slaky's comment as the stupidest thing I've ever heard.  Why does this keep escalating?!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:46:23 PM
I'm just tired of reporters and analysts picking apart these useless fucking comments from the coaches. It's smart-ass and boring and it serves no purpose for readers who want to know what happens at camp. What's wrong with:

Martz said "..."

But in practice, A, B, C, and D happened to make observers here believe that Omiyale is not going to be ready to play effectively by September.

Martz said, "He's getting better, chill."

He'll have to improve. Or else we'll see Kevin Schaeffer who did A, B, C, and D wrong.

...

The story isn't what Martz fucking said. The story is what's happening at that position. Fuck it. I'm done.

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 01:48:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:46:23 PM
I'm just tired of reporters and analysts picking apart these useless fucking comments from the coaches. It's smart-ass and boring and it serves no purpose for readers who want to know what happens at camp. What's wrong with:

Martz said "..."

But in practice, A, B, C, and D happened to make observers here believe that Omiyale is not going to be ready to play effectively by September.

Martz said, "He's getting better, chill."

He'll have to improve. Or else we'll see Kevin Schaeffer who did A, B, C, and D wrong.

...

The story isn't what Martz fucking said. The story is what's happening at that position. Fuck it. I'm done.



This is really making me excited for football season.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:49:57 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 01:48:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:46:23 PM
I'm just tired of reporters and analysts picking apart these useless fucking comments from the coaches. It's smart-ass and boring and it serves no purpose for readers who want to know what happens at camp. What's wrong with:

Martz said "..."

But in practice, A, B, C, and D happened to make observers here believe that Omiyale is not going to be ready to play effectively by September.

Martz said, "He's getting better, chill."

He'll have to improve. Or else we'll see Kevin Schaeffer who did A, B, C, and D wrong.

...

The story isn't what Martz fucking said. The story is what's happening at that position. Fuck it. I'm done.



This is really making me excited for football season.

To what degree? Extremely excited? How does it compare to Zach Zaidman's latest twat?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 11, 2010, 01:52:39 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:49:57 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 01:48:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:46:23 PM
I'm just tired of reporters and analysts picking apart these useless fucking comments from the coaches. It's smart-ass and boring and it serves no purpose for readers who want to know what happens at camp. What's wrong with:

Martz said "..."

But in practice, A, B, C, and D happened to make observers here believe that Omiyale is not going to be ready to play effectively by September.

Martz said, "He's getting better, chill."

He'll have to improve. Or else we'll see Kevin Schaeffer who did A, B, C, and D wrong.

...

The story isn't what Martz fucking said. The story is what's happening at that position. Fuck it. I'm done.



This is really making me excited for football season.

To what degree? Extremely excited? How does it compare to Zach Zaidman's latest twat?

Pen's excited about finding out who Big Ben's latest rape victim will be.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:54:19 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 01:52:39 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:49:57 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 01:48:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:46:23 PM
I'm just tired of reporters and analysts picking apart these useless fucking comments from the coaches. It's smart-ass and boring and it serves no purpose for readers who want to know what happens at camp. What's wrong with:

Martz said "..."

But in practice, A, B, C, and D happened to make observers here believe that Omiyale is not going to be ready to play effectively by September.

Martz said, "He's getting better, chill."

He'll have to improve. Or else we'll see Kevin Schaeffer who did A, B, C, and D wrong.

...

The story isn't what Martz fucking said. The story is what's happening at that position. Fuck it. I'm done.



This is really making me excited for football season.

To what degree? Extremely excited? How does it compare to Zach Zaidman's latest twat?

Pen's excited about finding out who Big Ben's latest rape victim will be.

I'm hoping it's Pen.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on August 11, 2010, 01:58:24 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:54:19 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 01:52:39 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:49:57 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 01:48:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:46:23 PM
I'm just tired of reporters and analysts picking apart these useless fucking comments from the coaches. It's smart-ass and boring and it serves no purpose for readers who want to know what happens at camp. What's wrong with:

Martz said "..."

But in practice, A, B, C, and D happened to make observers here believe that Omiyale is not going to be ready to play effectively by September.

Martz said, "He's getting better, chill."

He'll have to improve. Or else we'll see Kevin Schaeffer who did A, B, C, and D wrong.

...

The story isn't what Martz fucking said. The story is what's happening at that position. Fuck it. I'm done.



This is really making me excited for football season.

To what degree? Extremely excited? How does it compare to Zach Zaidman's latest twat?

Pen's excited about finding out who Big Ben's latest rape victim will be.

I'm hoping it's Pen.

Hopefully Ben's next victim isn't from Detroit. That poor city has been through enough already.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:46:23 PM
I'm just tired of reporters and analysts picking apart these useless fucking comments from the coaches. It's smart-ass and boring and it serves no purpose for readers who want to know what happens at camp. What's wrong with:

Martz said "..."

But in practice, A, B, C, and D happened to make observers here believe that Omiyale is not going to be ready to play effectively by September.

Martz said, "He's getting better, chill."

He'll have to improve. Or else we'll see Kevin Schaeffer who did A, B, C, and D wrong.

...

The story isn't what Martz fucking said. The story is what's happening at that position. Fuck it. I'm done.



Essentially we agree. Zaidman shouldn't be tweeting such pointless information. Does everyone assume that if Omiyale is terrible that he'll be replaced? Yes. So why tell us that?

He needs to go beyond what Martz said and tell us that it's apparent that Omiyale is playing like shit and yet the Bears don't seem interested in upgrading their godawful offensive line and we should all be very upset about this. Start panicking.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 02:17:49 PM

He needs to go beyond what Martz said and tell us that it's apparent that Omiyale is playing like shit and yet the Bears don't seem interested in upgrading their godawful offensive line and we should all be very upset about this. Start panicking.

FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Ivy6 on August 11, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 11, 2010, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 01:46:23 PM
I'm just tired of reporters and analysts picking apart these useless fucking comments from the coaches. It's smart-ass and boring and it serves no purpose for readers who want to know what happens at camp. What's wrong with:

Martz said "..."

But in practice, A, B, C, and D happened to make observers here believe that Omiyale is not going to be ready to play effectively by September.

Martz said, "He's getting better, chill."

He'll have to improve. Or else we'll see Kevin Schaeffer who did A, B, C, and D wrong.

...

The story isn't what Martz fucking said. The story is what's happening at that position. Fuck it. I'm done.



Essentially we agree. Zaidman shouldn't be tweeting such pointless information. Does everyone assume that if Omiyale is terrible that he'll be replaced? Yes. So why tell us that?

He needs to go beyond what Martz said and tell us that it's apparent that Omiyale is playing like shit and yet the Bears don't seem interested in upgrading their godawful offensive line and we should all be very upset about this. Start panicking.

I'm not so sure that you're clear how twitter works.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on August 11, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 02:30:00 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

The 3-4 is bitch-made. Bear football is 4-3. FULL STOP.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 11, 2010, 02:31:12 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 02:30:00 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

The 3-4 is bitch-made. Bear football is 4-3. FULL STOP.

Also bitch-made: Trying to throw beyond the first down marker on third down.  Bear football is running it up the middle for a couple yards on third and six, or running five-yard outs.  Punting is for MEN.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 02:32:43 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 11, 2010, 02:31:12 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 02:30:00 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

The 3-4 is bitch-made. Bear football is 4-3. FULL STOP.

Also bitch-made: Trying to throw beyond the first down marker on third down.  Bear football is running it up the middle for a couple yards on third and six, or running five-yard outs.  Punting is for MEN.

Cuz you know that vaunted 4-3 defense is gonna get it right back.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 11, 2010, 02:34:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

He has shown surprisingly good coverage skills for a defensive end, and that's usually the biggest problem when you convert those guys into OLBs in the 3-4. This statement of Eli's has my approval.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Bort on August 11, 2010, 02:39:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 02:34:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

He has shown surprisingly good coverage skills for a defensive end, and that's usually the biggest problem when you convert those guys into OLBs in the 3-4. This statement of Eli's has my approval.

And lord knows SKO just wants to have fun.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:57:21 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 02:34:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

He has shown surprisingly good coverage skills for a defensive end, and that's usually the biggest problem when you convert those guys into OLBs in the 3-4. This statement of Eli's has my approval.

His coverage skills will be of great help when other teams are running for 400 yards against the Bears 280 lb nosetackle.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 11, 2010, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:57:21 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 02:34:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

He has shown surprisingly good coverage skills for a defensive end, and that's usually the biggest problem when you convert those guys into OLBs in the 3-4. This statement of Eli's has my approval.

His coverage skills will be of great help when other teams are running for 400 yards against the Bears 280 lb nosetackle.

Right. I forgot that saying, nay, agreeing, with the statement "Julius Peppers would be a good OLB in a 3-4 defense" was equivalent to "The Bears should switch to a 3-4 because they have all of the necessary personnel to do that." I forgot because THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 11, 2010, 03:03:57 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:57:21 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 11, 2010, 02:34:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 02:28:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 11, 2010, 02:23:44 PM
FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET!  

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

He has shown surprisingly good coverage skills for a defensive end, and that's usually the biggest problem when you convert those guys into OLBs in the 3-4. This statement of Eli's has my approval.

His coverage skills will be of great help when other teams are running for 400 yards against the Bears 280 lb nosetackle.

Right. I forgot that saying, nay, agreeing, with the statement "Julius Peppers would be a good OLB in a 3-4 defense" was equivalent to "The Bears should switch to a 3-4 because they have all of the necessary personnel to do that."

Apology accepted, just try to remember next time.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 03:24:54 PM
Quote from: Night Man on July 15, 2010, 05:46:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 15, 2010, 05:39:33 PM
Separately, the Bears took a flyer (flier? I always get this confused) in the supplemental draft on the dude from BYU that's been trying out for pretty much every team in the league.

Harvey Unga, there's been a lot of talk about him in the interwebs lately because he's a big back (6'0, 240).

1000 yards in each of the last 3 seasons at BYU. (http://www.byucougars.com/Profile.jsp?ID=2486)

It's flyer.

Actually, it's irrelevant. (http://twitter.com/ChicagoBearscom/status/20997153298)

Quote
Bears placed RB Harvey Unga (hamstring) on injured reserve, ending his season.
A total waste of a future seventh-round pick. Unga's talent fell well short of NFL-caliber to begin with, and a hamstring (likely torn) injury knocked him out for all of training camp. GM Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith had better hope their big ticket free agents pay off, because their draft pick usage is the worst in the league. Unga doesn't have a future in the NFL.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 12, 2010, 03:29:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 03:24:54 PM
Quote from: Night Man on July 15, 2010, 05:46:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 15, 2010, 05:39:33 PM
Separately, the Bears took a flyer (flier? I always get this confused) in the supplemental draft on the dude from BYU that's been trying out for pretty much every team in the league.

Harvey Unga, there's been a lot of talk about him in the interwebs lately because he's a big back (6'0, 240).

1000 yards in each of the last 3 seasons at BYU. (http://www.byucougars.com/Profile.jsp?ID=2486)

It's flyer.

Actually, it's irrelevant. (http://twitter.com/ChicagoBearscom/status/20997153298)

Quote
Bears placed RB Harvey Unga (hamstring) on injured reserve, ending his season.
A total waste of a future seventh-round pick. Unga's talent fell well short of NFL-caliber to begin with, and a hamstring (likely torn) injury knocked him out for all of training camp. GM Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith had better hope their big ticket free agents pay off, because their draft pick usage is the worst in the league. Unga doesn't have a future in the NFL.

Apex thinks that guy needs to cut the entitlement bullshit and stop sucking up to the Bears management.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on August 12, 2010, 03:29:43 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 03:24:54 PM
Quote
Bears placed RB Harvey Unga (hamstring) on injured reserve, ending his season.
A total waste of a future seventh-round pick. Unga's talent fell well short of NFL-caliber to begin with, and a hamstring (likely torn) injury knocked him out for all of training camp. GM Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith had better hope their big ticket free agents pay off, because their draft pick usage is the worst in the league. Unga doesn't have a future in the NFL.

Not a future seventh-round pick!!!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Ivy6 on August 12, 2010, 03:39:58 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 03:29:43 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 03:24:54 PM
Quote
Bears placed RB Harvey Unga (hamstring) on injured reserve, ending his season.
A total waste of a future seventh-round pick. Unga's talent fell well short of NFL-caliber to begin with, and a hamstring (likely torn) injury knocked him out for all of training camp. GM Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith had better hope their big ticket free agents pay off, because their draft pick usage is the worst in the league. Unga doesn't have a future in the NFL.

Not a future seventh-round pick!!!

[clears throat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devin_Aromashodu

QuoteGbolahan Devin Aromashodu (born May 23, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is an American-football wide receiver for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round of the 2006 NFL Draft.[1] He played college football at Auburn.[2] Aromashodu has also been a member of the Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans and Washington Redskins.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 12, 2010, 03:41:34 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 12, 2010, 03:39:58 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 03:29:43 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 03:24:54 PM
Quote
Bears placed RB Harvey Unga (hamstring) on injured reserve, ending his season.
A total waste of a future seventh-round pick. Unga's talent fell well short of NFL-caliber to begin with, and a hamstring (likely torn) injury knocked him out for all of training camp. GM Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith had better hope their big ticket free agents pay off, because their draft pick usage is the worst in the league. Unga doesn't have a future in the NFL.

Not a future seventh-round pick!!!

[clears throat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devin_Aromashodu

QuoteGbolahan Devin Aromashodu (born May 23, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is an American-football wide receiver for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round of the 2006 NFL Draft.[1] He played college football at Auburn.[2] Aromashodu has also been a member of the Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans and Washington Redskins.

And he's going to score a zillion touchdowns this year just you wait.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on August 12, 2010, 03:44:37 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 12, 2010, 03:39:58 PM
QuoteGbolahan Devin Aromashodu (born May 23, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is an American-football wide receiver for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round of the 2006 NFL Draft.[1] He played college football at Auburn.[2] Aromashodu has also been a member of the Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans and Washington Redskins.

"Devin" is a strange middle-name choice for a child named Gbolahan Aromashodu.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Ivy6 on August 12, 2010, 03:45:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 03:44:37 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 12, 2010, 03:39:58 PM
QuoteGbolahan Devin Aromashodu (born May 23, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is an American-football wide receiver for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round of the 2006 NFL Draft.[1] He played college football at Auburn.[2] Aromashodu has also been a member of the Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans and Washington Redskins.

"Devin" is a strange middle-name choice for a child named Gbolahan Aromashodu.

Stop distracting us from your wrongness regarding future seventh round picks.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on August 12, 2010, 03:50:58 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 12, 2010, 03:45:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 03:44:37 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 12, 2010, 03:39:58 PM
QuoteGbolahan Devin Aromashodu (born May 23, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is an American-football wide receiver for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round of the 2006 NFL Draft.[1] He played college football at Auburn.[2] Aromashodu has also been a member of the Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans and Washington Redskins.

"Devin" is a strange middle-name choice for a child named Gbolahan Aromashodu.

Stop distracting us from your wrongness regarding future seventh round picks.

I don't know what you mean.

(http://newhumanist.org.uk/images/05-09-scarlett-johansson.jpg)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on August 12, 2010, 04:10:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 03:50:58 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 12, 2010, 03:45:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 03:44:37 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 12, 2010, 03:39:58 PM
QuoteGbolahan Devin Aromashodu (born May 23, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is an American-football wide receiver for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round of the 2006 NFL Draft.[1] He played college football at Auburn.[2] Aromashodu has also been a member of the Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans and Washington Redskins.

"Devin" is a strange middle-name choice for a child named Gbolahan Aromashodu.

Stop distracting us from your wrongness regarding future seventh round picks.

I don't know what you mean.

(http://newhumanist.org.uk/images/05-09-scarlett-johansson.jpg)

This place is a fucking pants ruiner.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 04:17:00 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 12, 2010, 04:10:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 03:50:58 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 12, 2010, 03:45:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 03:44:37 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 12, 2010, 03:39:58 PM
QuoteGbolahan Devin Aromashodu (born May 23, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is an American-football wide receiver for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round of the 2006 NFL Draft.[1] He played college football at Auburn.[2] Aromashodu has also been a member of the Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans and Washington Redskins.

"Devin" is a strange middle-name choice for a child named Gbolahan Aromashodu.

Stop distracting us from your wrongness regarding future seventh round picks.

I don't know what you mean.

(http://newhumanist.org.uk/images/05-09-scarlett-johansson.jpg)

This place is a fucking pants ruiner.

You know, there are options for premature ejaculation.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 14, 2010, 08:06:38 PM
So has Fox fucked this whole thing up, or what?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 14, 2010, 09:23:45 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 14, 2010, 08:06:38 PM
So has Fox fucked this whole thing up, or what?

Fox isn't part of this.  The Bears produce these broadcasts themselves.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 14, 2010, 09:46:29 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 14, 2010, 08:06:38 PM
So has Fox fucked this whole thing up, or what?

What is it that's fucked up?  Just recently tuned in.  Hanie with a lovely pick over the middle under pressure.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 14, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 14, 2010, 09:46:29 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 14, 2010, 08:06:38 PM
So has Fox fucked this whole thing up, or what?

What is it that's fucked up?  Just recently tuned in.  Hanie with a lovely pick over the middle under pressure.

They missed the first 6 or 7 minutes of the game because of some kind of technical difficulty.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on August 14, 2010, 11:06:42 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 14, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 14, 2010, 09:46:29 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 14, 2010, 08:06:38 PM
So has Fox fucked this whole thing up, or what?

What is it that's fucked up?  Just recently tuned in.  Hanie with a lovely pick over the middle under pressure.

They missed the first 6 or 7 minutes of the game because of some kind of technical difficulty.

Not down here. Downstate wins bitches.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 15, 2010, 12:17:16 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 14, 2010, 11:06:42 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 14, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 14, 2010, 09:46:29 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 14, 2010, 08:06:38 PM
So has Fox fucked this whole thing up, or what?

What is it that's fucked up?  Just recently tuned in.  Hanie with a lovely pick over the middle under pressure.

They missed the first 6 or 7 minutes of the game because of some kind of technical difficulty.

Not down here. Downstate wins bitches.

I also saw the first six or seven minutes without an issue.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on August 15, 2010, 07:41:33 AM
no problem here either. Sorry CT
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Richard Chuggar on August 15, 2010, 07:43:59 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 14, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 14, 2010, 09:46:29 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 14, 2010, 08:06:38 PM
So has Fox fucked this whole thing up, or what?

What is it that's fucked up?  Just recently tuned in.  Hanie with a lovely pick over the middle under pressure.

They missed the first 6 or 7 minutes of the game because of some kind of technical difficulty.

Stop going to TGIFriday's to watch the game.  I saw it all.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 15, 2010, 07:51:30 AM
This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on August 16, 2010, 10:41:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 15, 2010, 07:51:30 AM
This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:43:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 10:41:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 15, 2010, 07:51:30 AM
This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.

You're better than that. Wright was a bright spot. The first team o-line wasn't as bad as I though they'd be, but it's hard to judge off of a quarter and a half with back up skill-position players and a 3-4 front like the Chargers. We'll just have to see how this plays out.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 10:45:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:43:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 10:41:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 15, 2010, 07:51:30 AM
This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.

You're better than that. Wright was a bright spot. The first team o-line wasn't as bad as I though they'd be, but it's hard to judge off of a quarter and a half with back up skill-position players and a 3-4 front like the Chargers. We'll just have to see how this plays out.

Utler to Kuhnox looked like fun stuff twice. Yay?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 10:47:06 AM
Also:

(http://newhumanist.org.uk/images/05-09-scarlett-johansson.jpg)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:50:37 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 10:45:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:43:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 10:41:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 15, 2010, 07:51:30 AM
This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.

You're better than that. Wright was a bright spot. The first team o-line wasn't as bad as I though they'd be, but it's hard to judge off of a quarter and a half with back up skill-position players and a 3-4 front like the Chargers. We'll just have to see how this plays out.

Utler to Kuhnox looked like fun stuff twice. Yay?

I've heard since day one of mini-camps that Knox was breaking ankles on the deep hook, and that's exactly what he ran. I think that was a choice route where he read the coverage and put on the brakes too. That's pretty common in Martz' offense and it's something he borrowed from the old Run and Shoot offenses. If Knox and Hester can both run that route it's going to be hard to stop them from carving up defenses 25-35 yards at a time.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 16, 2010, 10:53:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:50:37 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 10:45:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:43:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 10:41:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 15, 2010, 07:51:30 AM
This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.

You're better than that. Wright was a bright spot. The first team o-line wasn't as bad as I though they'd be, but it's hard to judge off of a quarter and a half with back up skill-position players and a 3-4 front like the Chargers. We'll just have to see how this plays out.

Utler to Kuhnox looked like fun stuff twice. Yay?

I've heard since day one of mini-camps that Knox was breaking ankles on the deep hook, and that's exactly what he ran. I think that was a choice route where he read the coverage and put on the brakes too. That's pretty common in Martz' offense and it's something he borrowed from the old Run and Shoot offenses. If Knox and Hester can both run that route it's going to be hard to stop them from carving up defenses 25-35 yards at a time.


The idea of the Bears carving up defenses is pretty funny to me. I almost laughed when I read it.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:56:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 16, 2010, 10:53:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:50:37 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 10:45:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:43:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 10:41:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 15, 2010, 07:51:30 AM
This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.

You're better than that. Wright was a bright spot. The first team o-line wasn't as bad as I though they'd be, but it's hard to judge off of a quarter and a half with back up skill-position players and a 3-4 front like the Chargers. We'll just have to see how this plays out.

Utler to Kuhnox looked like fun stuff twice. Yay?

I've heard since day one of mini-camps that Knox was breaking ankles on the deep hook, and that's exactly what he ran. I think that was a choice route where he read the coverage and put on the brakes too. That's pretty common in Martz' offense and it's something he borrowed from the old Run and Shoot offenses. If Knox and Hester can both run that route it's going to be hard to stop them from carving up defenses 25-35 yards at a time.


The idea of the Bears carving up defenses is pretty funny to me. I almost laughed when I read it.

If Cutler dinked and dunked his way to 3,666 yards last year I'm betting we're looking at the first 4,000+ season in Bears history. The only question is if the run game/turnovers will improve enough to actually translate that into points.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 16, 2010, 11:07:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:56:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 16, 2010, 10:53:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:50:37 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 10:45:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:43:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 10:41:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 15, 2010, 07:51:30 AM
This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.

You're better than that. Wright was a bright spot. The first team o-line wasn't as bad as I though they'd be, but it's hard to judge off of a quarter and a half with back up skill-position players and a 3-4 front like the Chargers. We'll just have to see how this plays out.

Utler to Kuhnox looked like fun stuff twice. Yay?

I've heard since day one of mini-camps that Knox was breaking ankles on the deep hook, and that's exactly what he ran. I think that was a choice route where he read the coverage and put on the brakes too. That's pretty common in Martz' offense and it's something he borrowed from the old Run and Shoot offenses. If Knox and Hester can both run that route it's going to be hard to stop them from carving up defenses 25-35 yards at a time.


The idea of the Bears carving up defenses is pretty funny to me. I almost laughed when I read it.

If Cutler dinked and dunked his way to 3,666 yards last year I'm betting we're looking at the first 4,000+ season in Bears history. The only question is if the run game/turnovers will improve enough to actually translate that into points. is established to open up play action.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on August 16, 2010, 11:48:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2010, 10:43:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 10:41:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 15, 2010, 07:51:30 AM
This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.

You're better than that. Wright was a bright spot. The first team o-line wasn't as bad as I though they'd be, but it's hard to judge off of a quarter and a half with back up skill-position players and a 3-4 front like the Chargers. We'll just have to see how this plays out.

Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

I'm really looking forward to the "but the 3-4 is so exotic and how can we be expected to prepare for it?" excuse when the running game sucks.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on August 16, 2010, 11:51:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 11:48:21 AM
Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 11:55:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2010, 11:51:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 11:48:21 AM
Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on August 16, 2010, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 11:55:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2010, 11:51:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 11:48:21 AM
Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

The secret to every defense is taking the right angle to tackle. If the bears offense can figure out a way to hit a defense at odd angles, there is no telling how awesome they are gonna be.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 16, 2010, 12:01:44 PM
Quote from: BH on August 16, 2010, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 11:55:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2010, 11:51:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 11:48:21 AM
Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

The secret to every defense is taking the right angle to tackle. If the bears offense can figure out a way to hit a defense at odd angles, there is no telling how awesome they are gonna be.

I'll wait to hear your eyewitness report before I can judge how good or bad the Bears are.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on August 16, 2010, 12:05:06 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 16, 2010, 12:01:44 PM
Quote from: BH on August 16, 2010, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 11:55:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2010, 11:51:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 11:48:21 AM
Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

The secret to every defense is taking the right angle to tackle. If the bears offense can figure out a way to hit a defense at odd angles, there is no telling how awesome they are gonna be.

I'll wait to hear your eyewitness report before I can judge how good or bad the Bears are.

Carol and I will get back to you ASAP.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 16, 2010, 12:06:29 PM
Quote from: BH on August 16, 2010, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 11:55:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2010, 11:51:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 11:48:21 AM
Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

The secret to every defense is taking the right angle to tackle. If the bears offense can figure out a way to hit a defense at odd angles, there is no telling how awesome they are gonna be.

Don't forget STUNTS! Or PLAY ACTION!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 16, 2010, 12:07:06 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 16, 2010, 12:06:29 PM
Quote from: BH on August 16, 2010, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 11:55:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2010, 11:51:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 11:48:21 AM
Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

The secret to every defense is taking the right angle to tackle. If the bears offense can figure out a way to hit a defense at odd angles, there is no telling how awesome they are gonna be.

Don't forget STUNTS! Or PLAY ACTION!

DICK

JAURON!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on August 16, 2010, 12:34:10 PM
Quote from: BH on August 16, 2010, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 11:55:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2010, 11:51:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 11:48:21 AM
Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

The secret to every defense is taking the right angle to tackle. If the bears offense can figure out a way to hit a defense at odd angles, there is no telling how awesome they are gonna be.

Like acute ones? Or supplementary? I really think BH could be onto something here with the whole mathematical approach. If the Bears could just have their offense emulate the graph of y=csc(x), then they'd be unstoppable
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 12:55:14 PM
Wait...

I feel I need to pause for a second to re-LOL @ "Erik Kramer's concussed asshead." Lol.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on August 16, 2010, 01:16:22 PM
Bears nation exhales in relief (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/08/bears-hanie-expects-injured-shoulder-will-be-ok.html)...

QuoteHanie said the injury involves the AC joint and that no surgery will be required.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on August 16, 2010, 01:33:27 PM
DPD. The internets tell me Dan Lefevour is 6'3 - supposedly as tall as Cutler. But he looked like a tiny Rex on my TV screen. Have I been drinking too much paint thinner?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Ivy6 on August 17, 2010, 10:41:57 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 01:16:22 PM
Bears nation exhales in relief (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/08/bears-hanie-expects-injured-shoulder-will-be-ok.html)...

QuoteHanie said the injury involves the AC joint and that no surgery will be required.

I had a grade 2 separation of my AC Joint last month and just wanted to let everyone know that it'll probably take Hanie a while to get back to full strength.  Could be bad news. 

While we're talking about backup QBs, it's worth noting this completely unconfirmed (but probably 100% true) nugget from KSK yesterday, since it applies to the Bears:

QuoteRight now I am watching the Colts-49ers preseason game and holy fucking shit is Curtis Painter AWFUL. So here is a story about a former Colts backup and the team's thoughts on him.

One of my friends used to work/intern for a sports show. One day, he was helping a reporter interview Colts OC Tom Moore. The Colts, of course, were set at QB with LaserRocketArm, so the reporter decided to question Moore about the backup, Jim Sorgi. One part of the interview went a little something like this.

Reporter – How many reps does Sorgi get with the first team offense during the week?

Moore – None.

Reporter – Why is that?

Moore – Because he doesn't play with the first team during games.

Reporter – So you don't want him to get any practice with the first team, in case Peyton goes down?

Moore – Well, if Peyton goes down, we are fucked.

Reporter – So why not give Sorgi some first team reps just in case he does?

Moore – Why would we practice being fucked?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 17, 2010, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 17, 2010, 10:41:57 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 01:16:22 PM
Bears nation exhales in relief (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/08/bears-hanie-expects-injured-shoulder-will-be-ok.html)...

QuoteHanie said the injury involves the AC joint and that no surgery will be required.

I had a grade 2 separation of my AC Joint last month and just wanted to let everyone know that it'll probably take Hanie a while to get back to full strength.  Could be bad news. 

While we're talking about backup QBs, it's worth noting this completely unconfirmed (but probably 100% true) nugget from KSK yesterday, since it applies to the Bears:

QuoteRight now I am watching the Colts-49ers preseason game and holy fucking shit is Curtis Painter AWFUL. So here is a story about a former Colts backup and the team's thoughts on him.

One of my friends used to work/intern for a sports show. One day, he was helping a reporter interview Colts OC Tom Moore. The Colts, of course, were set at QB with LaserRocketArm, so the reporter decided to question Moore about the backup, Jim Sorgi. One part of the interview went a little something like this.

Reporter – How many reps does Sorgi get with the first team offense during the week?

Moore – None.

Reporter – Why is that?

Moore – Because he doesn't play with the first team during games.

Reporter – So you don't want him to get any practice with the first team, in case Peyton goes down?

Moore – Well, if Peyton goes down, we are fucked.

Reporter – So why not give Sorgi some first team reps just in case he does?

Moore – Why would we practice being fucked?

I sat by the pool and recited Eazy-E lyrics with Sorgi on Memorial Day Weekend. He's an agreeable sort. Has a dumb-looking Wisconsin tat on his shoulder but other than that I consider him an non-douche by pro-ballplayer standards.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Richard Chuggar on August 17, 2010, 11:01:12 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on August 17, 2010, 10:41:57 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 16, 2010, 01:16:22 PM
Bears nation exhales in relief (http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/08/bears-hanie-expects-injured-shoulder-will-be-ok.html)...

QuoteHanie said the injury involves the AC joint and that no surgery will be required.

I had a grade 2 separation of my AC Joint last month and just wanted to let everyone know that it'll probably take Hanie a while to get back to full strength.  Could be bad news. 

While we're talking about backup QBs, it's worth noting this completely unconfirmed (but probably 100% true) nugget from KSK yesterday, since it applies to the Bears:

QuoteRight now I am watching the Colts-49ers preseason game and holy fucking shit is Curtis Painter AWFUL. So here is a story about a former Colts backup and the team's thoughts on him.

One of my friends used to work/intern for a sports show. One day, he was helping a reporter interview Colts OC Tom Moore. The Colts, of course, were set at QB with LaserRocketArm, so the reporter decided to question Moore about the backup, Jim Sorgi. One part of the interview went a little something like this.

Reporter – How many reps does Sorgi get with the first team offense during the week?

Moore – None.

Reporter – Why is that?

Moore – Because he doesn't play with the first team during games.

Reporter – So you don't want him to get any practice with the first team, in case Peyton goes down?

Moore – Well, if Peyton goes down, we are fucked.

Reporter – So why not give Sorgi some first team reps just in case he does?

Moore – Why would we practice being fucked?

Thanks Fork Simmons
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: fiveouts on August 21, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
Yeah, its the preseason, but holy cow these guys look like shit. 
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on August 21, 2010, 10:27:07 PM
Yeah, this thread title might work out after all.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 21, 2010, 10:33:03 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 21, 2010, 10:27:07 PM
Yeah, this thread title might work out after all.

I was upse at the performance of the o-line. Then I started drinking and fuck you.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 21, 2010, 11:14:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 21, 2010, 10:33:03 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 21, 2010, 10:27:07 PM
Yeah, this thread title might work out after all.

I was upse at the performance of the o-line. Then I started drinking and fuck you.

Yeah, the best part of the game was the drinking.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 22, 2010, 12:04:15 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 21, 2010, 11:14:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 21, 2010, 10:33:03 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 21, 2010, 10:27:07 PM
Yeah, this thread title might work out after all.

I was upse at the performance of the o-line. Then I started drinking and fuck you.

Yeah, the best part of the game was the drinking.

that was awesome.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on August 22, 2010, 08:43:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2010, 12:04:15 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 21, 2010, 11:14:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 21, 2010, 10:33:03 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 21, 2010, 10:27:07 PM
Yeah, this thread title might work out after all.

I was upse at the performance of the o-line. Then I started drinking and fuck you.

Yeah, the best part of the game was the drinking.

that was awesome.

Holy flaming balls of rancid shit did Chris Williams look awful last night.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on August 22, 2010, 09:04:05 AM
Even though the Bears looked like dog shit last night it's still hard for me to put any stock into preseason games.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 22, 2010, 10:09:49 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 22, 2010, 09:04:05 AM
Even though the Bears looked like dog shit last night it's still hard for me to put any stock into preseason games.

What were they last year, 3-1?

They looked like shit but I'm not going to cry over it. If anyone is surprised the the offensive line is below average than that person is not paying attention.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 22, 2010, 10:22:28 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 22, 2010, 10:09:49 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 22, 2010, 09:04:05 AM
Even though the Bears looked like dog shit last night it's still hard for me to put any stock into preseason games.

What were they last year, 3-1?

They looked like shit but I'm not going to cry over it. If anyone is surprised the the offensive line is below average than that person is not paying attention.

Yeah, 3-1. If IIRC they were 1-3 in 2006 and winless in 1985. The 0-16 Lions were 4-0 in the preseason. So no, it doesn't matter,  but the individual matchup issues are concerning because Orlando Pace getting schooled by Dumerville last year was a sign of things to come as well.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 22, 2010, 10:40:34 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2010, 10:22:28 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 22, 2010, 10:09:49 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 22, 2010, 09:04:05 AM
Even though the Bears looked like dog shit last night it's still hard for me to put any stock into preseason games.

What were they last year, 3-1?

They looked like shit but I'm not going to cry over it. If anyone is surprised the the offensive line is below average than that person is not paying attention.

Yeah, 3-1. If IIRC they were 1-3 in 2006 and winless in 1985. The 0-16 Lions were 4-0 in the preseason. So no, it doesn't matter,  but the individual matchup issues are concerning because Orlando Pace getting schooled by Dumerville last year was a sign of things to come as well.

Besides Pace being old - also that Dumervil is an excellent player?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 22, 2010, 11:02:43 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 22, 2010, 10:40:34 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2010, 10:22:28 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 22, 2010, 10:09:49 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 22, 2010, 09:04:05 AM
Even though the Bears looked like dog shit last night it's still hard for me to put any stock into preseason games.

What were they last year, 3-1?

They looked like shit but I'm not going to cry over it. If anyone is surprised the the offensive line is below average than that person is not paying attention.

Yeah, 3-1. If IIRC they were 1-3 in 2006 and winless in 1985. The 0-16 Lions were 4-0 in the preseason. So no, it doesn't matter,  but the individual matchup issues are concerning because Orlando Pace getting schooled by Dumerville last year was a sign of things to come as well.

Besides Pace being old - also that Dumervil is an excellent player?

True. And when Chris Williams isn't old at all and Kamerion Wimbley is a first round bust with his second organization, what does That say?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on August 22, 2010, 11:07:59 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2010, 11:02:43 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 22, 2010, 10:40:34 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2010, 10:22:28 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 22, 2010, 10:09:49 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 22, 2010, 09:04:05 AM
Even though the Bears looked like dog shit last night it's still hard for me to put any stock into preseason games.

What were they last year, 3-1?

They looked like shit but I'm not going to cry over it. If anyone is surprised the the offensive line is below average than that person is not paying attention.

Yeah, 3-1. If IIRC they were 1-3 in 2006 and winless in 1985. The 0-16 Lions were 4-0 in the preseason. So no, it doesn't matter,  but the individual matchup issues are concerning because Orlando Pace getting schooled by Dumerville last year was a sign of things to come as well.

Besides Pace being old - also that Dumervil is an excellent player?

True. And when Chris Williams isn't old at all and Kamerion Wimbley is a first round bust with his second organization, what does That say?

Chris Williams still has room to improve and Wimbley may have a revival like Cedric Benson.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 22, 2010, 11:17:14 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 22, 2010, 11:07:59 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2010, 11:02:43 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 22, 2010, 10:40:34 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2010, 10:22:28 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 22, 2010, 10:09:49 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 22, 2010, 09:04:05 AM
Even though the Bears looked like dog shit last night it's still hard for me to put any stock into preseason games.

What were they last year, 3-1?

They looked like shit but I'm not going to cry over it. If anyone is surprised the the offensive line is below average than that person is not paying attention.

Yeah, 3-1. If IIRC they were 1-3 in 2006 and winless in 1985. The 0-16 Lions were 4-0 in the preseason. So no, it doesn't matter,  but the individual matchup issues are concerning because Orlando Pace getting schooled by Dumerville last year was a sign of things to come as well.

Besides Pace being old - also that Dumervil is an excellent player?

True. And when Chris Williams isn't old at all and Kamerion Wimbley is a first round bust with his second organization, what does That say?

Chris Williams still has room to improve and Wimbley may have a revival like Cedric Benson.

And that scotch is awesome.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 22, 2010, 12:34:19 PM
I was drunk as hell at the game last night and very nearly got myself ejected. But I saw some improvement on offense - mainly Forte's breakaway speed and Cutler's ability to find open guys and hit them when he wasn't getting faceraped by three dudes at once. The defensive line had some penetration too. It wasn't pretty. It was preseason, I left at halftime. I was really shitfaced. That's all I got for you.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on August 22, 2010, 01:28:48 PM
Just watching the game now.... I did find Peterman's duffed punt return entertaining. I played 7-7 against him in my glory days.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 22, 2010, 01:57:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 22, 2010, 12:34:19 PM
I was drunk as hell at the game last night and very nearly got myself ejected. But I saw some improvement on offense - mainly Forte's breakaway speed and Cutler's ability to find open guys and hit them when he wasn't getting faceraped by three dudes at once. The defensive line had some penetration too. It wasn't pretty. It was preseason, I left at halftime. I was really shitfaced. That's all I got for you.

There was a lot of good to take from that first half, actually. The Raiders came out strong on their first two drives but after that the d-line did a pretty good job of keeping Campbell from getting comfortable and forced the interception. Campbell's a pretty mobile guy and made some good plays, but most of the QBs they'll face this year would have been sacked 3 or 4 times. Forte looked mighty damn fast, and not just on the 89 yard run. It turns out the "he looks like a new man!" BS articles this offseason may not have been pure BS. If they'd done a better job of blocking for Jay I'd have been really pleased with the effort.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on August 22, 2010, 02:13:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2010, 01:57:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 22, 2010, 12:34:19 PM
I was drunk as hell at the game last night and very nearly got myself ejected. But I saw some improvement on offense - mainly Forte's breakaway speed and Cutler's ability to find open guys and hit them when he wasn't getting faceraped by three dudes at once. The defensive line had some penetration too. It wasn't pretty. It was preseason, I left at halftime. I was really shitfaced. That's all I got for you.

There was a lot of good to take from that first half, actually. The Raiders came out strong on their first two drives but after that the d-line did a pretty good job of keeping Campbell from getting comfortable and forced the interception. Campbell's a pretty mobile guy and made some good plays, but most of the QBs they'll face this year would have been sacked 3 or 4 times. Forte looked mighty damn fast, and not just on the 89 yard run. It turns out the "he looks like a new man!" BS articles this offseason may not have been pure BS. If they'd done a better job of blocking for Jay I'd have been really pleased with the effort.

I thought Peppers played better as the half went along. Also, Helen Hillenmeyer still sucks.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on August 23, 2010, 10:03:43 AM
"Bears signed QB Todd Collins, formerly of the Redskins." ~ bhworld.com
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on August 23, 2010, 10:07:03 AM
Quote from: BH on August 23, 2010, 10:03:43 AM
"Bears signed QB Todd Collins, formerly of the Redskins." ~ bhworld.com

Website doesn't work for me.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on August 23, 2010, 10:13:00 AM
Quote from: BH on August 23, 2010, 10:03:43 AM
"Bears signed QB Todd Collins, formerly of the Redskins." ~ bhworld.com

Whew. Now I can be confident that the season will be saved if Cutler goes down.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on August 23, 2010, 11:13:10 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 23, 2010, 10:13:00 AM
Quote from: BH on August 23, 2010, 10:03:43 AM
"Bears signed QB Todd Collins, formerly of the Redskins." ~ bhworld.com

Whew. Now I can be confident that the season will be saved if Cutler goes down.

Wait, they signed Neifi?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 11:39:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.


He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:41:54 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 11:39:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.


He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

He led the league in four yard outs on 3rd and 8, and also throwing SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 23, 2010, 11:46:46 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 11:39:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.


He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

Bullshit, Bryan Robinson broke BOTH his wrists.  That's two injuries.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:47:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:41:54 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 11:39:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.


He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

He led the league in four yard outs on 3rd and 8, and also throwing SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.

(anger)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:49:15 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:47:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:41:54 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 11:39:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.


He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

He led the league in four yard outs on 3rd and 8, and also throwing SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.

(anger)

Bears QB Ratings vs. the Detroit Lions:

Cutler: 112.6
Orton: 102.2
Grossman: 82.2
Griese: 54.3
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 23, 2010, 11:51:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:49:15 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:47:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:41:54 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 11:39:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.


He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

He led the league in four yard outs on 3rd and 8, and also throwing SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.

(anger)

Bears QB Ratings vs. the Detroit Lions:

Cutler: 112.6
Orton: 102.2
Grossman: 82.2
Griese: 54.3

What about your precious Luckman?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on August 23, 2010, 11:53:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:49:15 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:47:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:41:54 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 11:39:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.


He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

He led the league in four yard outs on 3rd and 8, and also throwing SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.

(anger)

Bears QB Ratings vs. the Detroit Lions:

Cutler: 112.6
Orton: 102.2
Grossman: 82.2
Griese: 54.3


QuoteWeek 8: at Chicago Bears

Detroit's defense was a huge part of this victory, as they intercepted Griese 4 times, including 3 times in the endzone

Gasoline on the Griese sucks fire.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 23, 2010, 12:00:23 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 23, 2010, 11:53:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:49:15 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:47:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:41:54 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 23, 2010, 11:39:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.


He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

He led the league in four yard outs on 3rd and 8, and also throwing SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.

(anger)

Bears QB Ratings vs. the Detroit Lions:

Cutler: 112.6
Orton: 102.2
Grossman: 82.2
Griese: 54.3


QuoteWeek 8: at Chicago Bears

Detroit's defense was a huge part of this victory, as they intercepted Griese 4 times, including 3 times in the endzone

Gasoline on the Griese sucks fire.

Kennedy's grave will sit in the dark before I run out of fuel to stoke that fucking fire, friend.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on August 25, 2010, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 26, 2010, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 25, 2010, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on August 26, 2010, 08:45:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 26, 2010, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 25, 2010, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.

I think I understand now why Olsen dropped so far in the draft. Because he's a giant vagina when it comes to breaking tackles.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 26, 2010, 08:52:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 26, 2010, 08:45:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 26, 2010, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 25, 2010, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.

I think I understand now why Olsen dropped so far in the draft. Because he's a giant vagina when it comes to breaking tackles.


He also couldn't block a bull rush by B.C. But then, who among us could?

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on August 26, 2010, 08:54:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 26, 2010, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 25, 2010, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.


I get that and I understand. But if you want to find out if your stud LT can block anybody it's probably a good idea not to do it when your franchise QB is still in the game.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on August 26, 2010, 08:54:40 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 26, 2010, 08:45:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 26, 2010, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 25, 2010, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.

I think I understand now why Olsen dropped so far in the draft. Because he's a giant vagina when it comes to breaking tackles.

Giant vaginas are usually a positive in my book.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 26, 2010, 08:57:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 26, 2010, 08:52:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 26, 2010, 08:45:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 26, 2010, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 25, 2010, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.

I think I understand now why Olsen dropped so far in the draft. Because he's a giant vagina when it comes to breaking tackles.


He also couldn't block a bull rush by B.C. But then, who among us could?



Or that he routinely drops passes that hit him square on the hands. It's one of those three things. Perhaps a combination of All three? But that would be lunacy.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on August 26, 2010, 09:09:00 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 26, 2010, 08:57:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 26, 2010, 08:52:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 26, 2010, 08:45:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 26, 2010, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 25, 2010, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.

I think I understand now why Olsen dropped so far in the draft. Because he's a giant vagina when it comes to breaking tackles.

He also couldn't block a bull rush by B.C. But then, who among us could?

Or that he routinely drops passes that hit him square on the hands. It's one of those three things. Perhaps a combination of All three? But that would be lunacy.

Fuck. I'm already distraught over this goddamn horseshit team.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on August 26, 2010, 09:11:17 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 26, 2010, 08:52:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 26, 2010, 08:45:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 26, 2010, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 25, 2010, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.

I think I understand now why Olsen dropped so far in the draft. Because he's a giant vagina when it comes to breaking tackles.


He also couldn't block a bull rush by B.C. But then, who among us could?



From my great experience, those guys kinda suck.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 26, 2010, 09:15:13 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 26, 2010, 08:54:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 26, 2010, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 25, 2010, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.


I get that and I understand. But if you want to find out if your stud LT can block anybody it's probably a good idea not to do it when your franchise QB is still in the game.

So you're only gonna test him against other teams' scrubs?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 26, 2010, 09:19:44 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 26, 2010, 09:09:00 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 26, 2010, 08:57:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 26, 2010, 08:52:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 26, 2010, 08:45:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 26, 2010, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 25, 2010, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.

I think I understand now why Olsen dropped so far in the draft. Because he's a giant vagina when it comes to breaking tackles.

He also couldn't block a bull rush by B.C. But then, who among us could?

Or that he routinely drops passes that hit him square on the hands. It's one of those three things. Perhaps a combination of All three? But that would be lunacy.

Fuck. I'm already distraught over this goddamn horseshit team.

Hey now, I'm just explaining why Greg Olsen is a cuaker. There's still some hope for the rest of this team. Even when Cutler was getting shellacked he still managed to move the ball pretty effectively and Matt Forte ran like a man possessed. The defense got a lot of pressure after that first drive. Let's be reasonable and wait until Week 2 before we start calling for blood in the streets.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 26, 2010, 09:24:51 AM
It's preseason. Last year they were 3-1. The Lions were 4-0. You all sound like a bunch of Mike Mulligans.

Not a compliment.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on August 26, 2010, 09:27:56 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 26, 2010, 09:24:51 AM
It's preseason. Last year they were 3-1. The Lions were 4-0. You all sound like a bunch of Mike Mulligans.

Not a compliment.

They need to clear their throats like the disgusting farm animals they are

EDIT: wow
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on August 26, 2010, 09:30:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 26, 2010, 09:24:51 AM
It's preseason. Last year they were 3-1. The Lions were 4-0. You all sound like a bunch of Mike Mulligans. pantywaists shrieking like a common Flanders.

What I was starting to post until I saw while you were typing a new reply has been posted'd.

They're going to score 550 points and go 8-8 13-3.  Get excited.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 26, 2010, 09:31:53 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 26, 2010, 09:27:56 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 26, 2010, 09:24:51 AM
It's preseason. Last year they were 3-1. The Lions were 4-0. You all sound like a bunch of Mike Mulligans.

Not a compliment.

They need to clear their thoughts like the disgusting farm animals they are

There's actually nothing I've been concerned about this preseason outside of Major Wright's injury possibly leading to yet another round of the Danieal Manning Experiment and Chris Williams on Saturday. The rest of the starter's haven't embarassed themselves. That's good enough for me. I just really hate Greg Fucking Olsen.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on August 26, 2010, 09:35:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 26, 2010, 09:15:13 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 26, 2010, 08:54:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 26, 2010, 07:21:36 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 25, 2010, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 25, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 25, 2010, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: BH on August 25, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.  (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5494322)

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.


I get that and I understand. But if you want to find out if your stud LT can block anybody it's probably a good idea not to do it when your franchise QB is still in the game.

So you're only gonna test him against other teams' scrubs?

No, I'm going to put Caleb Hanie behind the starting O-line to get his ass kicked by the first team. That's what he's here for.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on August 26, 2010, 09:36:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 26, 2010, 09:30:55 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 26, 2010, 09:24:51 AM
It's preseason. Last year they were 3-1. The Lions were 4-0. You all sound like a bunch of Mike Mulligans. pantywaists shrieking like a common Flanders.

What I was starting to post until I saw while you were typing a new reply has been posted'd.

They're going to score 550 points and go 8-8 13-3.  Get excited.

I'm sure I'll swing over to that line of thinking by this afternoon or so. With Williams getting beat like a drum, Olsen being a gash, and the Cubs being a sinkhole of despair with a regular Jeff Baker and a bizarro Jeff Baker, I'm a sad panda about my local sports teams in general.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 26, 2010, 09:36:41 AM
I'm not convinced that, despite Martz and Tice's very soothing words of reassurance, that they are going to be able to block anybody, especially when games count and defensive schemes get more exotic. I use the word exotic because I don't know exactly what other teams might do to them. When I think of exoticness I think of purple vaginas. That's what this team reminds me of. A purple vagina. It looks great, feels great, tastes great. Hell it is great.

But can it block anybody?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on August 26, 2010, 09:58:05 AM
Well now I'm feeling optimistic. (http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2010/0913/nfl-values-10-bears-chicago-football-money-midgets-midway.html)

QuoteIn a league run by dynamic owners like Jerry Jones in Dallas, Daniel Snyder in Washington and Robert Kraft in New England, the Bears are financial flatliners. In this year's FORBES NFL valuations  the Bears rank ninth, worth $1.07 billion, the lowest-ranked big market team, and are behind even the small-fry Baltimore Ravens. On the field they've recently been just as mediocre, compiling a 111--129 record since 1995. No NFL team has done less with more.

QuoteBut Jones did more than just take on debt. He created new revenue streams for the Cowboys from premium seating, sponsorship and naming rights. Snyder is executing a similar plan, making his Redskins the league's second-most-profitable team, right behind the Cowboys, with an operating income of $104 million. Even the old-school Giants teamed up with the Jets to privately finance a $1.6 billion stadium that will host the 2014 Super Bowl, the first to be played outdoors in a cold-weather city.

The Bears? Their crowning achievement is the 2003 renovation of ancient Soldier Field. It was a punt that essentially gave the iconic stadium to the city. "The Bears are one of the least innovative teams in the NFL," says Marc Ganis, the president of Chicago consultancy SportsCorp.

QuoteEven in the revenues that are unshared with the rest of the NFL, the Bears have been laggards. The Patriots have half of Chicago's metropolitan population (4.5 million versus Chicago's 9.6 million). Yet New England made an estimated $12.8 million in local broadcast revenues (TV and radio) last year, compared to the Bears' $8.3 million. If the Bears have been good at anything, it's at keeping payroll down. Since forbes began tracking team values in 1998, the Bears have never made the NFL's top ten for paying talent.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 26, 2010, 10:05:27 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 26, 2010, 09:58:05 AM
Well now I'm feeling optimistic. (http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2010/0913/nfl-values-10-bears-chicago-football-money-midgets-midway.html)

QuoteIn a league run by dynamic owners like Jerry Jones in Dallas, Daniel Snyder in Washington and Robert Kraft in New England, the Bears are financial flatliners. In this year's FORBES NFL valuations  the Bears rank ninth, worth $1.07 billion, the lowest-ranked big market team, and are behind even the small-fry Baltimore Ravens. On the field they've recently been just as mediocre, compiling a 111--129 record since 1995. No NFL team has done less with more.

QuoteBut Jones did more than just take on debt. He created new revenue streams for the Cowboys from premium seating, sponsorship and naming rights. Snyder is executing a similar plan, making his Redskins the league's second-most-profitable team, right behind the Cowboys, with an operating income of $104 million. Even the old-school Giants teamed up with the Jets to privately finance a $1.6 billion stadium that will host the 2014 Super Bowl, the first to be played outdoors in a cold-weather city.

The Bears? Their crowning achievement is the 2003 renovation of ancient Soldier Field. It was a punt that essentially gave the iconic stadium to the city. "The Bears are one of the least innovative teams in the NFL," says Marc Ganis, the president of Chicago consultancy SportsCorp.

QuoteEven in the revenues that are unshared with the rest of the NFL, the Bears have been laggards. The Patriots have half of Chicago's metropolitan population (4.5 million versus Chicago's 9.6 million). Yet New England made an estimated $12.8 million in local broadcast revenues (TV and radio) last year, compared to the Bears' $8.3 million. If the Bears have been good at anything, it's at keeping payroll down. Since forbes began tracking team values in 1998, the Bears have never made the NFL's top ten for paying talent.


(ANGER)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on August 26, 2010, 10:41:29 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 26, 2010, 09:58:05 AM
QuoteIn a league run by dynamic owners like Jerry Jones in Dallas, Daniel Snyder in Washington and Robert Kraft in New England, the Bears are financial flatliners. In this year's FORBES NFL valuations  the Bears rank ninth, worth $1.07 billion, the lowest-ranked big market team, and are behind even the small-fry Baltimore Ravens. On the field they've recently been just as mediocre, compiling a 111--129 record since 1995. No NFL team has done less with more.

The exact same thing has been said about the Cubs and Bulls, relative to their respective leagues.

Thanks, Chicago sports!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 26, 2010, 11:02:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 26, 2010, 10:41:29 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 26, 2010, 09:58:05 AM
QuoteIn a league run by dynamic owners like Jerry Jones in Dallas, Daniel Snyder in Washington and Robert Kraft in New England, the Bears are financial flatliners. In this year's FORBES NFL valuations  the Bears rank ninth, worth $1.07 billion, the lowest-ranked big market team, and are behind even the small-fry Baltimore Ravens. On the field they've recently been just as mediocre, compiling a 111--129 record since 1995. No NFL team has done less with more.

The exact same thing has been said about the Cubs and Bulls, relative to their respective leagues.

Thanks, Chicago sports!

I think the problem is cultural. But I'm here to help. Or maybe not. I love your brand of mediocrity so much I couldn't wait to bask in it for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 08:21:34 AM
I'm really tired of having to defend Cutler all the time. His fault or not, I don't care anymore.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 09:08:25 AM
DPD.

Now I'll never know who's fault those two picks were last night.

http://www.suntimes.com/stng_article.search?page=1&page_size=20&order_by=searchdate%20desc&query=Slezak+AND++pubcode%3Acst
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 29, 2010, 10:20:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 08:21:34 AM
I'm really tired of having to defend Cutler all the time. His fault or not, I don't care anymore.

Try not pandering to the mouth-breathing horde of slack-jawed junksluts that roots for this team by trying to absolve Cutler of every interception as though other quarterbacks never even throw them at all.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 10:29:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 29, 2010, 10:20:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 08:21:34 AM
I'm really tired of having to defend Cutler all the time. His fault or not, I don't care anymore.

Try not pandering to the mouth-breathing horde of slack-jawed junksluts that roots for this team by trying to absolve Cutler of every interception as though other quarterbacks never even throw them at all.

I'll try. But they tax me.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 29, 2010, 12:57:12 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 10:29:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 29, 2010, 10:20:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 08:21:34 AM
I'm really tired of having to defend Cutler all the time. His fault or not, I don't care anymore.

Try not pandering to the mouth-breathing horde of slack-jawed junksluts that roots for this team by trying to absolve Cutler of every interception as though other quarterbacks never even throw them at all.

I'll try. But they tax me.

Lousy Democrats.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on August 29, 2010, 01:08:12 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 29, 2010, 12:57:12 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 10:29:27 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 29, 2010, 10:20:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 08:21:34 AM
I'm really tired of having to defend Cutler all the time. His fault or not, I don't care anymore.

Try not pandering to the mouth-breathing horde of slack-jawed junksluts that roots for this team by trying to absolve Cutler of every interception as though other quarterbacks never even throw them at all.

I'll try. But they tax me.

Lousy Democrats.

My expectations for this franchise have been lowered to the point where I no longer dream of a Superbowl championship or even a playoff run. No, at this point I hope Cutler can perform well enough that someday when he throws a rare(r) interception, I can say "well, that was a bad throw" without a million PenFoes screaming SEE THAT IS AWHY HWE SACKS BECUZ GOAD QUARTARBARCKS DONT NEVER THROWINTERCEPTIONS GAAAAAAAH
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Armchair_QB on August 29, 2010, 02:05:00 PM
Tell those jamokes it's a fucking preseason game.

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BBM on August 29, 2010, 03:13:16 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 29, 2010, 02:05:00 PM
Tell those jamokes it's a fucking preseason game.



So, it's still too early to start a Dan Lefevour sploogefest?  Shit
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on August 29, 2010, 09:01:11 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 29, 2010, 02:05:00 PM
Tell those jamokes it's a fucking preseason game.


Intrepid Reader: Dennis Green
Who plays the third preseason game like it's bullshit?

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 09:50:43 PM
I'm ready for this preseason to be over so I can start hating this team for real.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 30, 2010, 08:13:37 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 09:50:43 PM
I'm ready for this preseason to be over so I can start hating this team for real.

Then you might want to consider changing your tagline.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 30, 2010, 08:42:39 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 30, 2010, 08:13:37 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 09:50:43 PM
I'm ready for this preseason to be over so I can start hating this team for real.

Then you might want to consider changing your tagline.

Sarcasm fail.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 30, 2010, 08:50:02 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 30, 2010, 08:42:39 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 30, 2010, 08:13:37 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 09:50:43 PM
I'm ready for this preseason to be over so I can start hating this team for real.

Then you might want to consider changing your tagline.

Sarcasm fail.

No.  I know what it is, and I don't think (at least I hope not) Pex is using it sarcastically. That comes from the fan in the NFL Video during the Super Bowl season on 1985.  Black dude, had some sweet seats at the old dump, and he was seriously bringing it.  Thing is, that clip is all feel-good, and I'm just letting Peck know I don't appreciate him dusting off that chestnut out if he's going to be hating on this year's team before the fucking Labor Day Holiday.  

Unless he wants to delete all of these wrist-slitting observations of his.  That'd be okay too.  
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 30, 2010, 08:55:26 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 30, 2010, 08:50:02 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 30, 2010, 08:42:39 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 30, 2010, 08:13:37 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 29, 2010, 09:50:43 PM
I'm ready for this preseason to be over so I can start hating this team for real.

Then you might want to consider changing your tagline.

Sarcasm fail.

No.  I know what it is, and I don't think (at least I hope not) Pex is using it sarcastically. That comes from the fan in the NFL Video during the Super Bowl season on 1985.  Black dude, had some sweet seats at the old dump, and he was seriously bringing it.  Thing is, that clip is all feel-good, and I'm just letting Peck know I don't appreciate him dusting off that chestnut out if he's going to be hating on this year's team before the fucking Labor Day Holiday.  

Unless he wants to delete all of these wrist-slitting observations of his.  That'd be okay too.  

Alright Apex - you've been warned. You're not being a good Bears fan. HUEBITER OUT.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:00:30 AM
Is it ok if I keep my tagline with the caveat that it's a shoutout to the 1985 team during their 25th anniversary season? Please?

Considering most people on this messageboard had the Cubs written off in February, I don't see how three preseason games and several glaring holes in key places is too little evidence to start bringing the hate against a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over three years. I'll root harder than most of you for this team to succeed but until they do, I'm going to stay asshurt.

The thing that sickens me the most is that they could get a top-5 draft pick out of this season and it would probably be Angelo who gets to select it. The failure goes all the way up the ladder. Those stats about the Bears doing less with more than all but a handful of teams has really gotten me down. I don't really know what to do about it other than drink and bitch. I'm not going to quit watching because I love the game too much.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on August 30, 2010, 09:03:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:00:30 AM
Is it ok if I keep my tagline with the caveat that it's a shoutout to the 1985 team during their 25th anniversary season? Please?

Considering most people on this messageboard had the Cubs written off in February, I don't see how three preseason games and several glaring holes in key places is too little evidence to start bringing the hate against a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over three years. I'll root harder for most of you for this team to succeed but until they do, I'm going to stay asshurt.

Go Hawks.

Those words.

I'm done giving this regime the benefit of the doubt. I hope like hell this team gives me something to splooge about but if the last few years are any indication they'll leave all of us with blue balls.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 30, 2010, 09:21:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:00:30 AM
Is it ok if I keep my tagline with the caveat that it's a shoutout to the 1985 team during their 25th anniversary season? Please?

Considering most people on this messageboard had the Cubs written off in February, I don't see how three preseason games and several glaring holes in key places is too little evidence to start bringing the hate against a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over three years. I'll root harder than most of you for this team to succeed but until they do, I'm going to stay asshurt.

The thing that sickens me the most is that they could get a top-5 draft pick out of this season and it would probably be Angelo who gets to select it. The failure goes all the way up the ladder. Those stats about the Bears doing less with more than all but a handful of teams has really gotten me down. I don't really know what to do about it other than drink and bitch. I'm not going to quit watching because I love the game too much.

I'm one of the guys that was writing the Cubs off in preseason (http://hirejimessian.com/2010/03/31/the-huebiter-returns/), I'll give you that.  And being proven right does nothing to lighten my mood, for what it's worth.

I guess we just look at these two teams/sports differently.  To me, the NFL seems more aberration-prone, so I feel comfortable drinking the kool-aid before Game 1.   I mean what choice do I have?  If they start out 1-3 or 0-4 then it'll be my wish that Lovie and Angelo be gone and besides fuck it--the Blackhaws will be back by then.  I'm just more inclined to give the Bears through September at least, I guess.  I cannot explain how much at-odds this notion is with how I view the Cubs....I just hate the Cubs so much more right now, which is really saying a lot, when you see the clown shoes that run the Bears.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on August 30, 2010, 09:28:54 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 30, 2010, 09:21:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:00:30 AM
Is it ok if I keep my tagline with the caveat that it's a shoutout to the 1985 team during their 25th anniversary season? Please?

Considering most people on this messageboard had the Cubs written off in February, I don't see how three preseason games and several glaring holes in key places is too little evidence to start bringing the hate against a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over three years. I'll root harder than most of you for this team to succeed but until they do, I'm going to stay asshurt.

The thing that sickens me the most is that they could get a top-5 draft pick out of this season and it would probably be Angelo who gets to select it. The failure goes all the way up the ladder. Those stats about the Bears doing less with more than all but a handful of teams has really gotten me down. I don't really know what to do about it other than drink and bitch. I'm not going to quit watching because I love the game too much.

I'm one of the guys that was writing the Cubs off in preseason (http://hirejimessian.com/2010/03/31/the-huebiter-returns/), I'll give you that.  And being proven right does nothing to lighten my mood, for what it's worth.

I guess we just look at these two teams/sports differently.  To me, the NFL seems more aberration-prone, so I feel comfortable drinking the kool-aid before Game 1.   I mean what choice do I have?  If they start out 1-3 or 0-4 then it'll be my wish that Lovie and Angelo be gone and besides fuck it--the Blackhaws will be back by then.  I'm just more inclined to give the Bears through September at least, I guess.  I cannot explain how much at-odds this notion is with how I view the Cubs....I just hate the Cubs so much more right now, which is really saying a lot, when you see the clown shoes that run the Bears.

I agree with BOTH of you.  Because it's Monday, and I'm trying to be accommodating here.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 30, 2010, 09:31:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 30, 2010, 09:28:54 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 30, 2010, 09:21:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:00:30 AM
Is it ok if I keep my tagline with the caveat that it's a shoutout to the 1985 team during their 25th anniversary season? Please?

Considering most people on this messageboard had the Cubs written off in February, I don't see how three preseason games and several glaring holes in key places is too little evidence to start bringing the hate against a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over three years. I'll root harder than most of you for this team to succeed but until they do, I'm going to stay asshurt.

The thing that sickens me the most is that they could get a top-5 draft pick out of this season and it would probably be Angelo who gets to select it. The failure goes all the way up the ladder. Those stats about the Bears doing less with more than all but a handful of teams has really gotten me down. I don't really know what to do about it other than drink and bitch. I'm not going to quit watching because I love the game too much.

I'm one of the guys that was writing the Cubs off in preseason (http://hirejimessian.com/2010/03/31/the-huebiter-returns/), I'll give you that.  And being proven right does nothing to lighten my mood, for what it's worth.

I guess we just look at these two teams/sports differently.  To me, the NFL seems more aberration-prone, so I feel comfortable drinking the kool-aid before Game 1.   I mean what choice do I have?  If they start out 1-3 or 0-4 then it'll be my wish that Lovie and Angelo be gone and besides fuck it--the Blackhaws will be back by then.  I'm just more inclined to give the Bears through September at least, I guess.  I cannot explain how much at-odds this notion is with how I view the Cubs....I just hate the Cubs so much more right now, which is really saying a lot, when you see the clown shoes that run the Bears.

I agree with BOTH of you.  Because it's Monday, and I'm trying to be accommodating here.

That explains a lot.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 30, 2010, 09:32:19 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 30, 2010, 09:31:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 30, 2010, 09:28:54 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 30, 2010, 09:21:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:00:30 AM
Is it ok if I keep my tagline with the caveat that it's a shoutout to the 1985 team during their 25th anniversary season? Please?

Considering most people on this messageboard had the Cubs written off in February, I don't see how three preseason games and several glaring holes in key places is too little evidence to start bringing the hate against a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over three years. I'll root harder than most of you for this team to succeed but until they do, I'm going to stay asshurt.

The thing that sickens me the most is that they could get a top-5 draft pick out of this season and it would probably be Angelo who gets to select it. The failure goes all the way up the ladder. Those stats about the Bears doing less with more than all but a handful of teams has really gotten me down. I don't really know what to do about it other than drink and bitch. I'm not going to quit watching because I love the game too much.

I'm one of the guys that was writing the Cubs off in preseason (http://hirejimessian.com/2010/03/31/the-huebiter-returns/), I'll give you that.  And being proven right does nothing to lighten my mood, for what it's worth.

I guess we just look at these two teams/sports differently.  To me, the NFL seems more aberration-prone, so I feel comfortable drinking the kool-aid before Game 1.   I mean what choice do I have?  If they start out 1-3 or 0-4 then it'll be my wish that Lovie and Angelo be gone and besides fuck it--the Blackhaws will be back by then.  I'm just more inclined to give the Bears through September at least, I guess.  I cannot explain how much at-odds this notion is with how I view the Cubs....I just hate the Cubs so much more right now, which is really saying a lot, when you see the clown shoes that run the Bears.

I agree with BOTH of you.  Because it's Monday, and I'm trying to be accommodating here.

That explains a lot.

Actually, it only confuses me more.  Eli is being accomdating now?  What a world.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:42:04 AM
I don't want to be this way. There are lots of players on the Bears that I really like and can't wait to watch. If they end up catching some breaks, staying healthy and making the playoffs I'm going splooge so hard I'll impregnate the entire universe with my Bear Downing seed. You're right, though I hate it, the NFL allows teams that do one thing exceptionally well (example: NY Jets) to make a serious run. Maybe the Bears have a thing like that, which has yet to develop. Maybe that thing involves Julius Peppers and Tommie Harris committing murders. I do think this team will be tough against the run, so there's that.

Why anybody would run against a team with windowlickers up and down the secondary's depth chart  is question for another day. Until that day comes it's ANGERANGERANGER and anticipation for the OCKSOCKEE and ForeskinFloorSlappin' seasons.

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 30, 2010, 09:45:13 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:00:30 AM
Is it ok if I keep my tagline with the caveat that it's a shoutout to the 1985 team during their 25th anniversary season? Please?

Considering most people on this messageboard had the Cubs written off in February, I don't see how three preseason games and several glaring holes in key places is too little evidence to start bringing the hate against a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over three years. I'll root harder than most of you for this team to succeed but until they do, I'm going to stay asshurt.

The thing that sickens me the most is that they could get a top-5 draft pick out of this season and it would probably be Angelo who gets to select it. The failure goes all the way up the ladder. Those stats about the Bears doing less with more than all but a handful of teams has really gotten me down. I don't really know what to do about it other than drink and bitch. I'm not going to quit watching because I love the game too much.

That is wrong. The Bears are the worst kind of bad. They are so bad that they win enough games to have a mediocre pick but miss out on the playoffs. They're caught in a cycle of mediocrity that doesn't seem to show any sign of breaking. Even worse, if they do manage to be that aberrational team this year and win the division or sneak into a Wild Card spot, they're going to lose to Minnesota or New Orleans or someone and these guys might get extensions.

There is no Santa Claus.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on August 30, 2010, 09:45:36 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 30, 2010, 09:32:19 AM
Actually, it only confuses me more.  Eli is being accomdating now?  What a world.

Ah, CT.  You're behind the times (and that's OK, man).  I've mellowed from the disagreeable Eli of years past.  I just want everyone to get along.

Have a good morning!  I'll probably talk to you soon.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:46:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 30, 2010, 09:45:13 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:00:30 AM
Is it ok if I keep my tagline with the caveat that it's a shoutout to the 1985 team during their 25th anniversary season? Please?

Considering most people on this messageboard had the Cubs written off in February, I don't see how three preseason games and several glaring holes in key places is too little evidence to start bringing the hate against a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over three years. I'll root harder than most of you for this team to succeed but until they do, I'm going to stay asshurt.

The thing that sickens me the most is that they could get a top-5 draft pick out of this season and it would probably be Angelo who gets to select it. The failure goes all the way up the ladder. Those stats about the Bears doing less with more than all but a handful of teams has really gotten me down. I don't really know what to do about it other than drink and bitch. I'm not going to quit watching because I love the game too much.

That is wrong. The Bears are the worst kind of bad. They are so bad that they win enough games to have a mediocre pick but miss out on the playoffs. They're caught in a cycle of mediocrity that doesn't seem to show any sign of breaking. Even worse, if they do manage to be that aberrational team this year and win the division or sneak into a Wild Card spot, they're going to lose to Minnesota or New Orleans or someone and these guys might get extensions.

There is no Santa Claus.

If Cutler gets hurt (and he's been sacked nine times in about 4 quarters of exhibition football) that dream of 6-9 wins goes right out the window and otno the inspection shelf.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 30, 2010, 09:52:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 30, 2010, 09:45:13 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:00:30 AM
Is it ok if I keep my tagline with the caveat that it's a shoutout to the 1985 team during their 25th anniversary season? Please?

Considering most people on this messageboard had the Cubs written off in February, I don't see how three preseason games and several glaring holes in key places is too little evidence to start bringing the hate against a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over three years. I'll root harder than most of you for this team to succeed but until they do, I'm going to stay asshurt.

The thing that sickens me the most is that they could get a top-5 draft pick out of this season and it would probably be Angelo who gets to select it. The failure goes all the way up the ladder. Those stats about the Bears doing less with more than all but a handful of teams has really gotten me down. I don't really know what to do about it other than drink and bitch. I'm not going to quit watching because I love the game too much.

That is wrong. The Bears are the worst kind of bad. They are so bad that they win enough games to have a mediocre pick but miss out on the playoffs. They're caught in a cycle of mediocrity that doesn't seem to show any sign of breaking. Even worse, if they do manage to be that aberrational team this year and win the division or sneak into a Wild Card spot, they're going to lose to Minnesota or New Orleans or someone and these guys might get extensions.

There is no Santa Claus.
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r281/janfu/HanukkahHarry.jpg)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on August 30, 2010, 09:59:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:46:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 30, 2010, 09:45:13 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:00:30 AM
Is it ok if I keep my tagline with the caveat that it's a shoutout to the 1985 team during their 25th anniversary season? Please?

Considering most people on this messageboard had the Cubs written off in February, I don't see how three preseason games and several glaring holes in key places is too little evidence to start bringing the hate against a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over three years. I'll root harder than most of you for this team to succeed but until they do, I'm going to stay asshurt.

The thing that sickens me the most is that they could get a top-5 draft pick out of this season and it would probably be Angelo who gets to select it. The failure goes all the way up the ladder. Those stats about the Bears doing less with more than all but a handful of teams has really gotten me down. I don't really know what to do about it other than drink and bitch. I'm not going to quit watching because I love the game too much.

That is wrong. The Bears are the worst kind of bad. They are so bad that they win enough games to have a mediocre pick but miss out on the playoffs. They're caught in a cycle of mediocrity that doesn't seem to show any sign of breaking. Even worse, if they do manage to be that aberrational team this year and win the division or sneak into a Wild Card spot, they're going to lose to Minnesota or New Orleans or someone and these guys might get extensions.

There is no Santa Claus.

If Cutler gets hurt (and he's been sacked nine times in about 4 quarters of exhibition football) that dream of 6-9 wins goes right out the window and otno the inspection shelf.

Yes - but he won't get hurt. We'll just keep thinking he's going to get hurt. Not sure which is worse.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 10:03:38 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 30, 2010, 09:59:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:46:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 30, 2010, 09:45:13 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 30, 2010, 09:00:30 AM
Is it ok if I keep my tagline with the caveat that it's a shoutout to the 1985 team during their 25th anniversary season? Please?

Considering most people on this messageboard had the Cubs written off in February, I don't see how three preseason games and several glaring holes in key places is too little evidence to start bringing the hate against a team that hasn't made the playoffs in over three years. I'll root harder than most of you for this team to succeed but until they do, I'm going to stay asshurt.

The thing that sickens me the most is that they could get a top-5 draft pick out of this season and it would probably be Angelo who gets to select it. The failure goes all the way up the ladder. Those stats about the Bears doing less with more than all but a handful of teams has really gotten me down. I don't really know what to do about it other than drink and bitch. I'm not going to quit watching because I love the game too much.

That is wrong. The Bears are the worst kind of bad. They are so bad that they win enough games to have a mediocre pick but miss out on the playoffs. They're caught in a cycle of mediocrity that doesn't seem to show any sign of breaking. Even worse, if they do manage to be that aberrational team this year and win the division or sneak into a Wild Card spot, they're going to lose to Minnesota or New Orleans or someone and these guys might get extensions.

There is no Santa Claus.

If Cutler gets hurt (and he's been sacked nine times in about 4 quarters of exhibition football) that dream of 6-9 wins goes right out the window and otno the inspection shelf.

Yes - but he won't get hurt. We'll just keep thinking he's going to get hurt. Not sure which is worse.

It's definitely worse if he gets hurt.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 30, 2010, 10:07:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 30, 2010, 09:45:36 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 30, 2010, 09:32:19 AM
Actually, it only confuses me more.  Eli is being accomdating now?  What a world.

Ah, CT.  You're behind the times (and that's OK, man).  I've mellowed from the disagreeable Eli of years past.  I just want everyone to get along.

Have a good morning!  I'll probably talk to you soon.

Hmm, it appears I've crossed over into some sort of evil, mirror universe.  Which means somewhere around here, is an evil, cleanshaven me with a working left eye.  I'll find him and kill him, and then that eye will be mine.  MINE!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Bort on August 30, 2010, 10:15:00 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 30, 2010, 10:07:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 30, 2010, 09:45:36 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 30, 2010, 09:32:19 AM
Actually, it only confuses me more.  Eli is being accomdating now?  What a world.

Ah, CT.  You're behind the times (and that's OK, man).  I've mellowed from the disagreeable Eli of years past.  I just want everyone to get along.

Have a good morning!  I'll probably talk to you soon.

Hmm, it appears I've crossed over into some sort of evil, mirror universe.  Which means somewhere around here, is an evil, cleanshaven me with a working left eye.  I'll find him and kill him, and then that eye will be mine.  MINE!

What makes you assume you're the "good" CT?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 30, 2010, 10:42:11 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 30, 2010, 10:07:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 30, 2010, 09:45:36 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 30, 2010, 09:32:19 AM
Actually, it only confuses me more.  Eli is being accomdating now?  What a world.

Ah, CT.  You're behind the times (and that's OK, man).  I've mellowed from the disagreeable Eli of years past.  I just want everyone to get along.

Have a good morning!  I'll probably talk to you soon.

Hmm, it appears I've crossed over into some sort of evil, mirror universe.  Which means somewhere around here, is an evil, cleanshaven me with a working left eye.  I'll find him and kill him, and then that eye will be mine.  MINE!

That's not the opposite at all.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on August 30, 2010, 10:54:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 30, 2010, 10:42:11 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 30, 2010, 10:07:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 30, 2010, 09:45:36 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 30, 2010, 09:32:19 AM
Actually, it only confuses me more.  Eli is being accomdating now?  What a world.

Ah, CT.  You're behind the times (and that's OK, man).  I've mellowed from the disagreeable Eli of years past.  I just want everyone to get along.

Have a good morning!  I'll probably talk to you soon.

Hmm, it appears I've crossed over into some sort of evil, mirror universe.  Which means somewhere around here, is an evil, cleanshaven me with a working left eye.  I'll find him and kill him, and then that eye will be mine.  MINE!

That's not the opposite at all.

Fine, he's got facial hair right up to where the goatee would be, but no actual goatee.  Christ you're pedantic.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on September 01, 2010, 02:31:15 PM
I saw this out in internet space that Cutler is dating some bimbo from The Hills or something.  Here's NotJayCutler's twattery about it:

Quote10:20 AM Aug 31st via web # I'm not saying I'm dating Kristin Cavallari and I'm not saying I'm not. But I'm totally nailing her. 9:46 AM Aug 31st via web

Outstanding.  And I don't know if it's DRSXZMOPT or not.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 01, 2010, 04:07:00 PM
This (http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2010/08/30/why-the-bears-will-suck-this-year/) is just too awesome to remain confined to the shoutbox.

QuoteFootball is a simple game to figure out. It's 11 on 11. A player should be able to pick someone on the other team and play defense.

Brilliant.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on September 01, 2010, 04:31:03 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 01, 2010, 04:07:00 PM
This (http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2010/08/30/why-the-bears-will-suck-this-year/) is just too awesome to remain confined to the shoutbox.

QuoteFootball is a simple game to figure out. It's 11 on 11. A player should be able to pick someone on the other team and play defense.

Brilliant.

I agree, (Irish) Yeti is the worse site on the internet.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 01, 2010, 06:27:39 PM
Quote from: R-V on September 01, 2010, 04:31:03 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 01, 2010, 04:07:00 PM
This (http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2010/08/30/why-the-bears-will-suck-this-year/) is just too awesome to remain confined to the shoutbox.

QuoteFootball is a simple game to figure out. It's 11 on 11. A player should be able to pick someone on the other team and play defense.

Brilliant.

I agree, (Irish) Yeti is the worse site on the internet.

These are the demands and sayings of FroDogNextChamp.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 02, 2010, 08:31:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 01, 2010, 06:27:39 PM
Quote from: R-V on September 01, 2010, 04:31:03 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 01, 2010, 04:07:00 PM
This (http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2010/08/30/why-the-bears-will-suck-this-year/) is just too awesome to remain confined to the shoutbox.

QuoteFootball is a simple game to figure out. It's 11 on 11. A player should be able to pick someone on the other team and play defense.

Brilliant.

I agree, (Irish) Yeti is the worse site on the internet.

These are the demands and sayings of FroDogNextChamp.

Does he have a Bears T-Shirt to point at yet?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on September 02, 2010, 08:43:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 02, 2010, 08:31:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 01, 2010, 06:27:39 PM
Quote from: R-V on September 01, 2010, 04:31:03 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 01, 2010, 04:07:00 PM
This (http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2010/08/30/why-the-bears-will-suck-this-year/) is just too awesome to remain confined to the shoutbox.

QuoteFootball is a simple game to figure out. It's 11 on 11. A player should be able to pick someone on the other team and play defense.

Brilliant.

I agree, (Irish) Yeti is the worse site on the internet.

These are the demands and sayings of FroDogNextChamp.

Does he have a Bears T-Shirt to point at yet?

Caleb Hanie shirt
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:42:58 AM
Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.  (http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/2738408,CST-SPT-bear23.article)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:42:58 AM
Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.  (http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/2738408,CST-SPT-bear23.article)

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:59:03 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:42:58 AM
Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.  (http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/2738408,CST-SPT-bear23.article)

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

I think the most frustrating thing about the abuse people subject Charles Tillman to is that the Bears' defensive scheme in general uses the cornerbacks as a sacrificial lamb, because the defense is willing to allow all of that underneath stuff so long as the team can stop the run, rush the quarterback to prevent the deep ball, and force turnovers. Tillman's not a pro-bowl cover guy, but he's also not as bad as the numbers say because it's pretty much Intended that he give up the stuff underneath. As far as generating turnovers go he's practically the ideal Cover 2 cornerback.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 09:03:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:59:03 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:42:58 AM
Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.  (http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/2738408,CST-SPT-bear23.article)

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

I think the most frustrating thing about the abuse people subject Charles Tillman to is that the Bears' defensive scheme in general uses the cornerbacks as a sacrificial lamb, because the defense is willing to allow all of that underneath stuff so long as the team can stop the run, rush the quarterback to prevent the deep ball, and force turnovers. Tillman's not a pro-bowl cover guy, but he's also not as bad as the numbers say because it's pretty much Intended that he give up the stuff underneath. As far as generating turnovers go he's practically the ideal Cover 2 cornerback.

I love him so much.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on September 23, 2010, 09:06:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 09:03:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:59:03 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:42:58 AM
Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.  (http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/2738408,CST-SPT-bear23.article)

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

I think the most frustrating thing about the abuse people subject Charles Tillman to is that the Bears' defensive scheme in general uses the cornerbacks as a sacrificial lamb, because the defense is willing to allow all of that underneath stuff so long as the team can stop the run, rush the quarterback to prevent the deep ball, and force turnovers. Tillman's not a pro-bowl cover guy, but he's also not as bad as the numbers say because it's pretty much Intended that he give up the stuff underneath. As far as generating turnovers go he's practically the ideal Cover 2 cornerback.

I love him so much.

Seconded. The only time I can remember actually being upset with his play was when he jumped Trueblood (not the ghey vampire show) at the end of that Tampa game and got flagged for 15. That was not smart.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 23, 2010, 09:12:30 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 23, 2010, 09:06:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 09:03:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:59:03 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:42:58 AM
Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.  (http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/2738408,CST-SPT-bear23.article)

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

I think the most frustrating thing about the abuse people subject Charles Tillman to is that the Bears' defensive scheme in general uses the cornerbacks as a sacrificial lamb, because the defense is willing to allow all of that underneath stuff so long as the team can stop the run, rush the quarterback to prevent the deep ball, and force turnovers. Tillman's not a pro-bowl cover guy, but he's also not as bad as the numbers say because it's pretty much Intended that he give up the stuff underneath. As far as generating turnovers go he's practically the ideal Cover 2 cornerback.

I love him so much.

Seconded. The only time I can remember actually being upset with his play was when he jumped Trueblood (not the ghey vampire show) at the end of that Tampa game and got flagged for 15. That was not smart.

I'll agree that on the few times he was assigned to cover Steve Smith in 2005 he wasn't all that good. But neither was anyone else against Steve Smith in 2005.  (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SmitSt01/gamelog/2005/) I just think people who don't understand defensive schemes in general (like the fact that they played zone alot that game, or that Vasher was assigned to cover him half the time, or that it was some fuck named Chris Thompson or whatever that gave up one of those TDs) will never forgive Tillman for that game because they're unable to get past the mistaken idea that they just played man every down and Tillman got beat like drum.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 09:13:00 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 23, 2010, 09:06:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 09:03:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:59:03 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:42:58 AM
Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.  (http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/2738408,CST-SPT-bear23.article)

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

I think the most frustrating thing about the abuse people subject Charles Tillman to is that the Bears' defensive scheme in general uses the cornerbacks as a sacrificial lamb, because the defense is willing to allow all of that underneath stuff so long as the team can stop the run, rush the quarterback to prevent the deep ball, and force turnovers. Tillman's not a pro-bowl cover guy, but he's also not as bad as the numbers say because it's pretty much Intended that he give up the stuff underneath. As far as generating turnovers go he's practically the ideal Cover 2 cornerback.

I love him so much.

Seconded. The only time I can remember actually being upset with his play was when he jumped Trueblood (not the ghey vampire show) at the end of that Tampa game and got flagged for 15. That was not smart.

I don't remember that play because I had to down a cathiter bag of JD and run nude through Grant Park that afternoon. I do remember thinking something along the lines of "ANGERANGERANGERERERERER!!111" however.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 23, 2010, 09:48:38 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 09:13:00 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 23, 2010, 09:06:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 09:03:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:59:03 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:42:58 AM
Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.  (http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/2738408,CST-SPT-bear23.article)

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

I think the most frustrating thing about the abuse people subject Charles Tillman to is that the Bears' defensive scheme in general uses the cornerbacks as a sacrificial lamb, because the defense is willing to allow all of that underneath stuff so long as the team can stop the run, rush the quarterback to prevent the deep ball, and force turnovers. Tillman's not a pro-bowl cover guy, but he's also not as bad as the numbers say because it's pretty much Intended that he give up the stuff underneath. As far as generating turnovers go he's practically the ideal Cover 2 cornerback.

I love him so much.

Seconded. The only time I can remember actually being upset with his play was when he jumped Trueblood (not the ghey vampire show) at the end of that Tampa game and got flagged for 15. That was not smart.

I don't remember that play because I had to down a cathiter bag of JD and run nude through Grant Park that afternoon. I do remember thinking something along the lines of "ANGERANGERANGERERERERER!!111" however.

I'll never forget that the Bears allowed Brian Fucking Griese to throw for 407 yards against them. Even if Brian Fucking Griese is the only NFL quarterback this side of Shane Matthews who would need 67 attempts to throw for 407 yards.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 10:05:51 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 09:48:38 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 09:13:00 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 23, 2010, 09:06:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 09:03:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:59:03 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:42:58 AM
Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.  (http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/2738408,CST-SPT-bear23.article)

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

I think the most frustrating thing about the abuse people subject Charles Tillman to is that the Bears' defensive scheme in general uses the cornerbacks as a sacrificial lamb, because the defense is willing to allow all of that underneath stuff so long as the team can stop the run, rush the quarterback to prevent the deep ball, and force turnovers. Tillman's not a pro-bowl cover guy, but he's also not as bad as the numbers say because it's pretty much Intended that he give up the stuff underneath. As far as generating turnovers go he's practically the ideal Cover 2 cornerback.

I love him so much.

Seconded. The only time I can remember actually being upset with his play was when he jumped Trueblood (not the ghey vampire show) at the end of that Tampa game and got flagged for 15. That was not smart.

I don't remember that play because I had to down a cathiter bag of JD and run nude through Grant Park that afternoon. I do remember thinking something along the lines of "ANGERANGERANGERERERERER!!111" however.

I'll never forget that the Bears allowed Brian Fucking Griese to throw for 407 yards against them. Even if Brian Fucking Griese is the only NFL quarterback this side of Shane Matthews who would need 67 attempts to throw for 407 yards.

Nate Vasher sucks too.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Shooter on September 23, 2010, 08:29:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 09:12:30 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 23, 2010, 09:06:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 09:03:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:59:03 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 23, 2010, 08:48:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2010, 08:42:58 AM
Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.  (http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/2738408,CST-SPT-bear23.article)

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

I think the most frustrating thing about the abuse people subject Charles Tillman to is that the Bears' defensive scheme in general uses the cornerbacks as a sacrificial lamb, because the defense is willing to allow all of that underneath stuff so long as the team can stop the run, rush the quarterback to prevent the deep ball, and force turnovers. Tillman's not a pro-bowl cover guy, but he's also not as bad as the numbers say because it's pretty much Intended that he give up the stuff underneath. As far as generating turnovers go he's practically the ideal Cover 2 cornerback.

I love him so much.

Seconded. The only time I can remember actually being upset with his play was when he jumped Trueblood (not the ghey vampire show) at the end of that Tampa game and got flagged for 15. That was not smart.

I'll agree that on the few times he was assigned to cover Steve Smith in 2005 he wasn't all that good. But neither was anyone else against Steve Smith in 2005.  (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SmitSt01/gamelog/2005/) I just think people who don't understand defensive schemes in general (like the fact that they played zone alot that game, or that Vasher was assigned to cover him half the time, or that it was some fuck named Chris Thompson or whatever that gave up one of those TDs) will never forgive Tillman for that game because they're unable to get past the mistaken idea that they just played man every down and Tillman got beat like drum.

BC's ears are burning.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 24, 2010, 09:13:26 AM
The Bears are now one twisted ankle away from Craig Steltz logging serious playing time at safety. I want to puke.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0924-brite-bears-chicago--20100923,0,7984814.story
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on September 24, 2010, 09:43:39 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 24, 2010, 09:13:26 AM
The Bears are now one twisted ankle away from Craig Steltz logging serious playing time at safety. I want to puke.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0924-brite-bears-chicago--20100923,0,7984814.story

Anyone have a list of free agent safeties still out there? There's gotta be someone better than Jennifer Aniston.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 24, 2010, 09:55:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 24, 2010, 09:43:39 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 24, 2010, 09:13:26 AM
The Bears are now one twisted ankle away from Craig Steltz logging serious playing time at safety. I want to puke.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0924-brite-bears-chicago--20100923,0,7984814.story

Anyone have a list of free agent safeties still out there? There's gotta be someone better than Jennifer Aniston.

I think Al Awful Lava is still available.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 24, 2010, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 24, 2010, 09:55:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 24, 2010, 09:43:39 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 24, 2010, 09:13:26 AM
The Bears are now one twisted ankle away from Craig Steltz logging serious playing time at safety. I want to puke.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0924-brite-bears-chicago--20100923,0,7984814.story

Anyone have a list of free agent safeties still out there? There's gotta be someone better than Jennifer Aniston.

I think Al Awful Lava is still available.

Didn't he sign with Detroit?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 24, 2010, 10:59:06 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 24, 2010, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 24, 2010, 09:55:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 24, 2010, 09:43:39 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 24, 2010, 09:13:26 AM
The Bears are now one twisted ankle away from Craig Steltz logging serious playing time at safety. I want to puke.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0924-brite-bears-chicago--20100923,0,7984814.story

Anyone have a list of free agent safeties still out there? There's gotta be someone better than Jennifer Aniston.

I think Al Awful Lava is still available.

Didn't he sign with Detroit?

Vasher did.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 24, 2010, 12:10:29 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 24, 2010, 10:59:06 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 24, 2010, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 24, 2010, 09:55:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 24, 2010, 09:43:39 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 24, 2010, 09:13:26 AM
The Bears are now one twisted ankle away from Craig Steltz logging serious playing time at safety. I want to puke.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0924-brite-bears-chicago--20100923,0,7984814.story

Anyone have a list of free agent safeties still out there? There's gotta be someone better than Jennifer Aniston.

I think Al Awful Lava is still available.

Didn't he sign with Detroit?

Vasher did.

Dammit, Major Wright. This is not what I meant when I said they'd finally found a replacement for Mike Brown.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 27, 2010, 11:59:27 PM
3-0. Now it's time to start hating on the New Fork Football Giants.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 28, 2010, 12:24:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 11:59:27 PM
3-0. Now it's time to start hating on the New Fork Football Giants.

But that DirecTV commercial tells me "New York...greatest city...especially the Football Giants...you must respect."

I don't want to get dropped off at what clearly isn't Central Park, dude.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on September 28, 2010, 12:26:23 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 28, 2010, 12:24:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 11:59:27 PM
3-0. Now it's time to start hating on the New Fork Football Giants.

But that DirecTV commercial tells me "New York...greatest city...especially the Football Giants...you must respect."

I don't want to get dropped off at what clearly isn't Central Park, dude.

As long as your cabbie isn't Fork, you should be fine.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 28, 2010, 12:28:49 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 28, 2010, 12:26:23 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 28, 2010, 12:24:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 11:59:27 PM
3-0. Now it's time to start hating on the New Fork Football Giants.

But that DirecTV commercial tells me "New York...greatest city...especially the Football Giants...you must respect."

I don't want to get dropped off at what clearly isn't Central Park, dude.

As long as your cabbie isn't Fork, you should be fine.

Yeah, but with Fork all one has to do is pay him and everything will be okay.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 01:37:45 AM
New Fork Sucks. Jersey swallows.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 28, 2010, 07:34:31 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 28, 2010, 12:26:23 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 28, 2010, 12:24:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 11:59:27 PM
3-0. Now it's time to start hating on the New Fork Football Giants.

But that DirecTV commercial tells me "New York...greatest city...especially the Football Giants...you must respect."

I don't want to get dropped off at what clearly isn't Central Park, dude.

As long as your cabbie isn't Fork, you should be fine.

The NYC quota for American Cabbies has been met at one.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on September 28, 2010, 09:13:55 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 28, 2010, 07:34:31 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 28, 2010, 12:26:23 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 28, 2010, 12:24:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 11:59:27 PM
3-0. Now it's time to start hating on the New Fork Football Giants.

But that DirecTV commercial tells me "New York...greatest city...especially the Football Giants...you must respect."

I don't want to get dropped off at what clearly isn't Central Park, dude.

As long as your cabbie isn't Fork, you should be fine.

The NYC quota for American Cabbies has been met at one.

The Giants are 4-10 with 38 turnovers in their last 14 games. Your thoughts?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 09:30:06 AM
Quote from: R-V on September 28, 2010, 09:13:55 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 28, 2010, 07:34:31 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on September 28, 2010, 12:26:23 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 28, 2010, 12:24:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 11:59:27 PM
3-0. Now it's time to start hating on the New Fork Football Giants.

But that DirecTV commercial tells me "New York...greatest city...especially the Football Giants...you must respect."

I don't want to get dropped off at what clearly isn't Central Park, dude.

As long as your cabbie isn't Fork, you should be fine.

The NYC quota for American Cabbies has been met at one.

The Giants are 4-10 with 38 turnovers in their last 14 games. Your thoughts?

He can't hear you with three Super Bowl rings shoved up his ass.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
So Lovie Smith.

I'm guessing this was the week that Lovie decided to hand out lessons. He benched Harris and Aromashadu (and apparently Harris wants out of Chicago now). He benched Forte for a spell as Chet had a good chunk of playing time in the first half. Then he benched Bowman for what I assume was a missed tackle. He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.

I think the thing about Lovie is he still has no clue how to manage timeouts and challenges (he gets too caught up in the moment and doesn't think long term) and he certainly doesn't have that loud, angry style that idiots seem to think better motivates players (it doesn't). But he does hold people accountable and for that I am pleased. I think we all agree that Tommie Harris has had a free pass for a long, long time and Lovie is tired of it. Clearly the Bears didn't miss him much last night. The Packers didn't run the ball for shit and there was certainly a fair amount of pressure on Rodgers, at least not so little that someone like Harris would have made much of a difference.

I guess what I'm saying is there are some glaring weaknesses in Lovie's coaching abilities but clearly there are some strengths.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 28, 2010, 10:07:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
So Lovie Smith.

I'm guessing this was the week that Lovie decided to hand out lessons. He benched Harris and Aromashadu (and apparently Harris wants out of Chicago now). He benched Forte for a spell as Chet had a good chunk of playing time in the first half. Then he benched Bowman for what I assume was a missed tackle. He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.

I think the thing about Lovie is he still has no clue how to manage timeouts and challenges (he gets too caught up in the moment and doesn't think long term) and he certainly doesn't have that loud, angry style that idiots seem to think better motivates players (it doesn't). But he does hold people accountable and for that I am pleased. I think we all agree that Tommie Harris has had a free pass for a long, long time and Lovie is tired of it. Clearly the Bears didn't miss him much last night. The Packers didn't run the ball for shit and there was certainly a fair amount of pressure on Rodgers, at least not so little that someone like Harris would have made much of a difference.

I guess what I'm saying is there are some glaring weaknesses in Lovie's coaching abilities but clearly there are some strengths.

I also think we have to give him some begrudging respect. As much as the 700 slants they allow are maddeningly frustrating, the scheme worked and they held when it mattered and forced the Packers to use up a lot of time to get practically nothing on the scoreboard. Against less talented quarterbacks and less jersey-hugging offensive lines that defense is going to be even more effective.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 28, 2010, 10:11:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 10:07:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
So Lovie Smith.

I'm guessing this was the week that Lovie decided to hand out lessons. He benched Harris and Aromashadu (and apparently Harris wants out of Chicago now). He benched Forte for a spell as Chet had a good chunk of playing time in the first half. Then he benched Bowman for what I assume was a missed tackle. He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.

I think the thing about Lovie is he still has no clue how to manage timeouts and challenges (he gets too caught up in the moment and doesn't think long term) and he certainly doesn't have that loud, angry style that idiots seem to think better motivates players (it doesn't). But he does hold people accountable and for that I am pleased. I think we all agree that Tommie Harris has had a free pass for a long, long time and Lovie is tired of it. Clearly the Bears didn't miss him much last night. The Packers didn't run the ball for shit and there was certainly a fair amount of pressure on Rodgers, at least not so little that someone like Harris would have made much of a difference.

I guess what I'm saying is there are some glaring weaknesses in Lovie's coaching abilities but clearly there are some strengths.

I also think we have to give him some begrudging respect. As much as the 700 slants they allow are maddeningly frustrating, the scheme worked and they held when it mattered and forced the Packers to use up a lot of time to get practically nothing on the scoreboard. Against less talented quarterbacks and less jersey-hugging offensive lines that defense is going to be even more effective.

Harris wants out now?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on September 28, 2010, 10:12:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
So Lovie Smith.

I'm guessing this was the week that Lovie decided to hand out lessons. He benched Harris and Aromashadu (and apparently Harris wants out of Chicago now). He benched Forte for a spell as Chet had a good chunk of playing time in the first half. Then he benched Bowman for what I assume was a missed tackle. He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.

I think the thing about Lovie is he still has no clue how to manage timeouts and challenges (he gets too caught up in the moment and doesn't think long term) and he certainly doesn't have that loud, angry style that idiots seem to think better motivates players (it doesn't). But he does hold people accountable and for that I am pleased. I think we all agree that Tommie Harris has had a free pass for a long, long time and Lovie is tired of it. Clearly the Bears didn't miss him much last night. The Packers didn't run the ball for shit and there was certainly a fair amount of pressure on Rodgers, at least not so little that someone like Harris would have made much of a difference.

I guess what I'm saying is there are some glaring weaknesses in Lovie's coaching abilities but clearly there are some strengths.

Timeout and challenge managing inadequacies can be said for alot of coaches, case in point Mike Mccarthy.

I think now that Lovie's job is on the line he is no longer complacent like he was after the Super Bowl appearance. He is coaching like he did when first got here; holding players accountable, playing the best players, and taking more chances.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:13:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 10:07:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
So Lovie Smith.

I'm guessing this was the week that Lovie decided to hand out lessons. He benched Harris and Aromashadu (and apparently Harris wants out of Chicago now). He benched Forte for a spell as Chet had a good chunk of playing time in the first half. Then he benched Bowman for what I assume was a missed tackle. He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.

I think the thing about Lovie is he still has no clue how to manage timeouts and challenges (he gets too caught up in the moment and doesn't think long term) and he certainly doesn't have that loud, angry style that idiots seem to think better motivates players (it doesn't). But he does hold people accountable and for that I am pleased. I think we all agree that Tommie Harris has had a free pass for a long, long time and Lovie is tired of it. Clearly the Bears didn't miss him much last night. The Packers didn't run the ball for shit and there was certainly a fair amount of pressure on Rodgers, at least not so little that someone like Harris would have made much of a difference.

I guess what I'm saying is there are some glaring weaknesses in Lovie's coaching abilities but clearly there are some strengths.

I also think we have to give him some begrudging respect. As much as the 700 slants they allow are maddeningly frustrating, the scheme worked and they held when it mattered and forced the Packers to use up a lot of time to get practically nothing on the scoreboard. Against less talented quarterbacks and less jersey-hugging offensive lines that defense is going to be even more effective.

Exactly. A few times during the game I would look at the score relative to the clock and wonder how the hell the Packers had so few points. But that's the game plan. The Bears generally want to mix in some forced turnovers to stop those long drives against them but they didn't let up any big plays at all, did they? I can't think of many plays, if any, that were good for 25 yards or more.

I think a lot of people sensed that fumble the Bears forced and the new folkhero Tim Jennings recovered was long overdue. Couldn't have come at a better time. I think the blocked field goal factors in, too. The Bears have two guys that are really good at it in Peppers and Idonije. This won't be the last blocked field goal this year.

Also, Julius Peppers is all that he was advertised to be and more. What a beast.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:14:31 AM
RE: the Tommie Harris situation - http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/daily-chicago-sports-tab/2010/09/tommie-harris-wants-out-of-chicago.html

Just a blog, so who knows how much stock can be put into it. Probably not much considering it's been hosted by the National Organization of Women. But it's plausible.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:14:36 AM
The Bears are good:

http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2010/09/28/versatile-hungry-bears-prove-their-worth-to-packers/

Wait... no they're not!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/don_banks/09/28/packers.bears.5things/index.html?eref=sihp

Fuck Don Banks in the eye with James Jones' penis hands.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:18:10 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:14:36 AM
The Bears are good:

http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2010/09/28/versatile-hungry-bears-prove-their-worth-to-packers/

Wait... no they're not!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/don_banks/09/28/packers.bears.5things/index.html?eref=sihp

Fuck Don Banks in the eye with James Jones' penis hands.

QuoteI'm still not sure how the Bears have found their way to 3-0 for the first time since 2006, but I do know they're the last and most unlikely team to be perfect in the NFC.

Yes, more unlikely than the Cardinals, Lions, Buccaneers and so on. The Bears were predicted to finish 0-16. How are they doing this?

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:20:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:18:10 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:14:36 AM
The Bears are good:

http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2010/09/28/versatile-hungry-bears-prove-their-worth-to-packers/

Wait... no they're not!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/don_banks/09/28/packers.bears.5things/index.html?eref=sihp

Fuck Don Banks in the eye with James Jones' penis hands.

QuoteI'm still not sure how the Bears have found their way to 3-0 for the first time since 2006, but I do know they're the last and most unlikely team to be perfect in the NFC.

Yes, more unlikely than the Cardinals, Lions, Buccaneers and so on. The Bears were predicted to finish 0-16. How are they doing this?



Luck obviously. Because the Packers decided it would be fun to give up two long punt returns and fumble fuck a final drive away. How often can you count on that happening?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 10:25:18 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on September 28, 2010, 10:12:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
So Lovie Smith.

I'm guessing this was the week that Lovie decided to hand out lessons. He benched Harris and Aromashadu (and apparently Harris wants out of Chicago now). He benched Forte for a spell as Chet had a good chunk of playing time in the first half. Then he benched Bowman for what I assume was a missed tackle. He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.

I think the thing about Lovie is he still has no clue how to manage timeouts and challenges (he gets too caught up in the moment and doesn't think long term) and he certainly doesn't have that loud, angry style that idiots seem to think better motivates players (it doesn't). But he does hold people accountable and for that I am pleased. I think we all agree that Tommie Harris has had a free pass for a long, long time and Lovie is tired of it. Clearly the Bears didn't miss him much last night. The Packers didn't run the ball for shit and there was certainly a fair amount of pressure on Rodgers, at least not so little that someone like Harris would have made much of a difference.

I guess what I'm saying is there are some glaring weaknesses in Lovie's coaching abilities but clearly there are some strengths.

Timeout and challenge managing inadequacies can be said for alot of coaches, case in point Mike Mccarthy.

I think now that Lovie's job is on the line he is no longer complacent like he was after the Super Bowl appearance. He is coaching like he did when first got here; holding players accountable, playing the best players, and taking more chances.

Actually, last night, Lovie used a challange that was pretty much spot on for the situation.  He didn't win it, but it was close enough.

It was the Bennett completetion at teh goal-line on third down int he third quarter.  The Bears were going to call a time-out anyway, but instead of the time-out, Lovie challenged the play.  The only thing he had to lose was teh challenge, leaving them with only 1.

Maybe Lovie is learning.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:28:13 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 10:25:18 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on September 28, 2010, 10:12:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
So Lovie Smith.

I'm guessing this was the week that Lovie decided to hand out lessons. He benched Harris and Aromashadu (and apparently Harris wants out of Chicago now). He benched Forte for a spell as Chet had a good chunk of playing time in the first half. Then he benched Bowman for what I assume was a missed tackle. He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.

I think the thing about Lovie is he still has no clue how to manage timeouts and challenges (he gets too caught up in the moment and doesn't think long term) and he certainly doesn't have that loud, angry style that idiots seem to think better motivates players (it doesn't). But he does hold people accountable and for that I am pleased. I think we all agree that Tommie Harris has had a free pass for a long, long time and Lovie is tired of it. Clearly the Bears didn't miss him much last night. The Packers didn't run the ball for shit and there was certainly a fair amount of pressure on Rodgers, at least not so little that someone like Harris would have made much of a difference.

I guess what I'm saying is there are some glaring weaknesses in Lovie's coaching abilities but clearly there are some strengths.

Timeout and challenge managing inadequacies can be said for alot of coaches, case in point Mike Mccarthy.

I think now that Lovie's job is on the line he is no longer complacent like he was after the Super Bowl appearance. He is coaching like he did when first got here; holding players accountable, playing the best players, and taking more chances.

Actually, last night, Lovie used a challange that was pretty much spot on for the situation.  He didn't win it, but it was close enough.

It was the Bennett completetion at teh goal-line on third down int he third quarter.  The Bears were going to call a time-out anyway, but instead of the time-out, Lovie challenged the play.  The only thing he had to lose was teh challenge, leaving them with only 1.

Maybe Lovie is learning.

Catch the fucking ball, Dez Clark.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 28, 2010, 10:36:15 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 10:25:18 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on September 28, 2010, 10:12:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
So Lovie Smith.

I'm guessing this was the week that Lovie decided to hand out lessons. He benched Harris and Aromashadu (and apparently Harris wants out of Chicago now). He benched Forte for a spell as Chet had a good chunk of playing time in the first half. Then he benched Bowman for what I assume was a missed tackle. He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.

I think the thing about Lovie is he still has no clue how to manage timeouts and challenges (he gets too caught up in the moment and doesn't think long term) and he certainly doesn't have that loud, angry style that idiots seem to think better motivates players (it doesn't). But he does hold people accountable and for that I am pleased. I think we all agree that Tommie Harris has had a free pass for a long, long time and Lovie is tired of it. Clearly the Bears didn't miss him much last night. The Packers didn't run the ball for shit and there was certainly a fair amount of pressure on Rodgers, at least not so little that someone like Harris would have made much of a difference.

I guess what I'm saying is there are some glaring weaknesses in Lovie's coaching abilities but clearly there are some strengths.

Timeout and challenge managing inadequacies can be said for alot of coaches, case in point Mike Mccarthy.

I think now that Lovie's job is on the line he is no longer complacent like he was after the Super Bowl appearance. He is coaching like he did when first got here; holding players accountable, playing the best players, and taking more chances.

Actually, last night, Lovie used a challange that was pretty much spot on for the situation.  He didn't win it, but it was close enough.

It was the Bennett completetion at teh goal-line on third down int he third quarter.  The Bears were going to call a time-out anyway, but instead of the time-out, Lovie challenged the play.  The only thing he had to lose was teh challenge, leaving them with only 1.

Maybe Lovie is learning.

I agree Lovie made the right call in that challenge.  I'd say he's come a long way since last Green Bay/Bears tilt when he effectively aborted a sudden Bears comeback by calling a timeout to think about challenging, then challenging, then losing the challenege (and second consecutive time out).  So, yay.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 10:38:34 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 10:25:18 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on September 28, 2010, 10:12:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
So Lovie Smith.

I'm guessing this was the week that Lovie decided to hand out lessons. He benched Harris and Aromashadu (and apparently Harris wants out of Chicago now). He benched Forte for a spell as Chet had a good chunk of playing time in the first half. Then he benched Bowman for what I assume was a missed tackle. He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.

I think the thing about Lovie is he still has no clue how to manage timeouts and challenges (he gets too caught up in the moment and doesn't think long term) and he certainly doesn't have that loud, angry style that idiots seem to think better motivates players (it doesn't). But he does hold people accountable and for that I am pleased. I think we all agree that Tommie Harris has had a free pass for a long, long time and Lovie is tired of it. Clearly the Bears didn't miss him much last night. The Packers didn't run the ball for shit and there was certainly a fair amount of pressure on Rodgers, at least not so little that someone like Harris would have made much of a difference.

I guess what I'm saying is there are some glaring weaknesses in Lovie's coaching abilities but clearly there are some strengths.

Timeout and challenge managing inadequacies can be said for alot of coaches, case in point Mike Mccarthy.

I think now that Lovie's job is on the line he is no longer complacent like he was after the Super Bowl appearance. He is coaching like he did when first got here; holding players accountable, playing the best players, and taking more chances.

Actually, last night, Lovie used a challange that was pretty much spot on for the situation.  He didn't win it, but it was close enough.

It was the Bennett completetion at teh goal-line on third down int he third quarter.  The Bears were going to call a time-out anyway, but instead of the time-out, Lovie challenged the play.  The only thing he had to lose was teh challenge, leaving them with only 1.

Maybe Lovie is learning.

Yea. I wasn't completely opposed to the challenge.

I did read something one time (that I'm unable to find) that showed Lovie was right around league average in challenges, and among the bottom feeders was Bill Belichek... Also, the leader: Tom Coughlin, 47%. (http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/giants/item_knCkM161ZKw1pNNqUlEpQJ;jsessionid=E42AA289FD775136FCF47104749FD71C)

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on September 28, 2010, 10:40:09 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:20:47 AM
Luck obviously. Because the Packers decided it would be fun to give up two long punt returns and fumble fuck a final drive away. How often can you count on that happening?

And how often is the other team going to miss all of those should-be INTs?  Cutler could have realistically thrown 26 or 27 interceptions last night, since there were actual Packer defenders standing on the field as he was throwing those passes.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 10:45:44 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 10:25:18 AM
Actually, last night, Lovie used a challange that was pretty much spot on for the situation.  He didn't win it, but it was close enough.

It was the Bennett completetion at teh goal-line on third down int he third quarter.  The Bears were going to call a time-out anyway, but instead of the time-out, Lovie challenged the play.  The only thing he had to lose was teh challenge, leaving them with only 1.

Maybe Lovie is learning.

Actually, losing the challenge left them with 0 challenges since the Bears had to challenge the horrible non-call on the Gritty White Guy Run earlier in the game where Kuhn picked up an extra 10-15 yards after being clearly down by contact.

That said, I think you're right on the broader point. That was a good, high-leverage challenge by Lovie even if it didn't go his way.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on September 28, 2010, 10:46:14 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM

He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.


Actually, word from Mulligan and Biggs is that Shaffer wasn't benched, but that the coaches planned to rotate Webb in for some playing time.

Basically, the theory is that Williams injury is worse than they're letting on, and if another tackle gets hurt they don't want to throw Webb into fray completely cold.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:47:01 AM
Quote from: CT III on September 28, 2010, 10:46:14 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM

He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.


Actually, word from Mulligan and Biggs is that Shaffer wasn't benched, but that the coaches planned to rotate Webb in for some playing time.

Basically, the theory is that Williams injury is worse than their letting on, and if another tackle gets hurt they don't want to throw Webb into fray completely cold.

Another theory is that Williams himself is worse than they're letting on.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 28, 2010, 10:49:13 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 28, 2010, 10:40:09 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:20:47 AM
Luck obviously. Because the Packers decided it would be fun to give up two long punt returns and fumble fuck a final drive away. How often can you count on that happening?

And how often is the other team going to miss all of those should-be INTs?  Cutler could have realistically thrown 26 or 27 interceptions last night, since there were actual Packer defenders standing on the field as he was throwing those passes.

Yeah, but did those defenders pick anyone?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:02:10 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 28, 2010, 10:40:09 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 10:20:47 AM
Luck obviously. Because the Packers decided it would be fun to give up two long punt returns and fumble fuck a final drive away. How often can you count on that happening?

And how often is the other team going to miss all of those should-be INTs?  Cutler could have realistically thrown 26 or 27 interceptions last night, since there were actual Packer defenders standing on the field as he was throwing those passes.

That's my favorite. "The old Cutler was back last night. He threw a lot of interceptions that were waved off." Hey, have you considered the first pick that was waved off was only a bad throw because someone turned his helmet backwards as he was throwing it? Or that the second one was a pass he only threw because he knew that Bennett was being mugged before he ever even threw it? Jesus Christ, people.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:14:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 10:07:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
So Lovie Smith.

I'm guessing this was the week that Lovie decided to hand out lessons. He benched Harris and Aromashadu (and apparently Harris wants out of Chicago now). He benched Forte for a spell as Chet had a good chunk of playing time in the first half. Then he benched Bowman for what I assume was a missed tackle. He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.

I think the thing about Lovie is he still has no clue how to manage timeouts and challenges (he gets too caught up in the moment and doesn't think long term) and he certainly doesn't have that loud, angry style that idiots seem to think better motivates players (it doesn't). But he does hold people accountable and for that I am pleased. I think we all agree that Tommie Harris has had a free pass for a long, long time and Lovie is tired of it. Clearly the Bears didn't miss him much last night. The Packers didn't run the ball for shit and there was certainly a fair amount of pressure on Rodgers, at least not so little that someone like Harris would have made much of a difference.

I guess what I'm saying is there are some glaring weaknesses in Lovie's coaching abilities but clearly there are some strengths.

I also think we have to give him some begrudging respect. As much as the 700 slants they allow are maddeningly frustrating, the scheme worked and they held when it mattered and forced the Packers to use up a lot of time to get practically nothing on the scoreboard. Against less talented quarterbacks and less jersey-hugging offensive lines that defense is going to be even more effective.

Agreed to a point...it worked last night, and it will work on a lot of Sundays.  The Packers would have had at least 14 more points on the board if not for the penalty festival that broke out, especially in the second quarter.   Not to piss on a solid professional effort by the Bears defense, but most of the time...teams like the Packers, Colts, Patriots, and Saints will beat you if you don't make a few more plays throughout the game.   Last night was one of those exceptions.

I was stunned at how conservative the Packers were in their passing game last night.  They took very few shots down field, and almost never did on first or second down. I thought the Packers playcalling left much to be desired.

Also, if you're going to run these 6-8 yard curls (I'm looking at you Donald Driver...9 catches for 68 yards), you can't continuously lose YAC.

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 11:21:32 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:14:18 AM
Agreed to a point...it worked last night, and it will work on a lot of Sundays.  The Packers would have had at least 14 more points on the board if not for the penalty festival that broke out, especially in the second quarter.   Not to piss on a solid professional effort by the Bears defense, but most of the time...teams like the Packers, Colts, Patriots, and Saints will beat you if you don't make a few more plays throughout the game.   Last night was one of those exceptions.

Not to pick on you per se (since you have got yourself a nice little beating in these parts lately), I think we should put to rest that whole "The _____ would have had at least ___ more points if not _______." thing. It happens in every game. The Bears could have had 3 more points on the board if not for the missed FG by Gould. Or The Bears could have had 7 more points on the board if not for the Cutler INT poor route running of the receivers (I don't remember who that pass was intended for).

My main point is that there are a shit-ton of "ifs" but if those things would have happened then each subsequent event in the game would have changed. The Bears won. They're 3-0, and they are atop the NFC, biatches. Fuck all. Go Cutler. Go Urlacher. /reinserts Urlacher's dong in ass, Cutler's dong in mouth
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:24:39 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:14:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 10:07:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
So Lovie Smith.

I'm guessing this was the week that Lovie decided to hand out lessons. He benched Harris and Aromashadu (and apparently Harris wants out of Chicago now). He benched Forte for a spell as Chet had a good chunk of playing time in the first half. Then he benched Bowman for what I assume was a missed tackle. He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.

I think the thing about Lovie is he still has no clue how to manage timeouts and challenges (he gets too caught up in the moment and doesn't think long term) and he certainly doesn't have that loud, angry style that idiots seem to think better motivates players (it doesn't). But he does hold people accountable and for that I am pleased. I think we all agree that Tommie Harris has had a free pass for a long, long time and Lovie is tired of it. Clearly the Bears didn't miss him much last night. The Packers didn't run the ball for shit and there was certainly a fair amount of pressure on Rodgers, at least not so little that someone like Harris would have made much of a difference.

I guess what I'm saying is there are some glaring weaknesses in Lovie's coaching abilities but clearly there are some strengths.

I also think we have to give him some begrudging respect. As much as the 700 slants they allow are maddeningly frustrating, the scheme worked and they held when it mattered and forced the Packers to use up a lot of time to get practically nothing on the scoreboard. Against less talented quarterbacks and less jersey-hugging offensive lines that defense is going to be even more effective.

Agreed to a point...it worked last night, and it will work on a lot of Sundays.  The Packers would have had at least 14 more points on the board if not for the penalty festival that broke out, especially in the second quarter.   Not to piss on a solid professional effort by the Bears defense, but most of the time...teams like the Packers, Colts, Patriots, and Saints will beat you if you don't make a few more plays throughout the game.   Last night was one of those exceptions.

I was stunned at how conservative the Packers were in their passing game last night.  They took very few shots down field, and almost never did on first or second down. I thought the Packers playcalling left much to be desired.

Also, if you're going to run these 6-8 yard curls (I'm looking at you Donald Driver...9 catches for 68 yards), you can't continuously lose YAC.


1. The penalty festival broke out because Green Bay couldn't block Julius Peppers to save their life. Holds are positive plays by the defense. Offensive linemen don't just hold for the fucking hell of it.

2. The Packers didn't take more shots downfield because they weren't there. As much as we rip on the Cover 2 when it doesn't work..last night it did. There were no big plays to be had. The Bears did what they had to do to contain Rodgers and they made plays when it they needed them. That's it. The Bears won the fucking game. They won it. They beat Green Bay. They forced Green Bay's offensive line into holding on for dear life to keep Rodgers from getting killed. The Bears won the point of attack and blocked the field goal. The Bears scored when they had the ball, Green Bay didn't. Time of possession is nice, but it's not always necessary. Green Bay left points on the field, this is true. So did Chicago. Good teams win games like this. Bad teams (or less good teams) don't.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:26:09 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 11:21:32 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:14:18 AM
Agreed to a point...it worked last night, and it will work on a lot of Sundays.  The Packers would have had at least 14 more points on the board if not for the penalty festival that broke out, especially in the second quarter.   Not to piss on a solid professional effort by the Bears defense, but most of the time...teams like the Packers, Colts, Patriots, and Saints will beat you if you don't make a few more plays throughout the game.   Last night was one of those exceptions.

Not to pick on you per se (since you have got yourself a nice little beating in these parts lately), I think we should put to rest that whole "The _____ would have had at least ___ more points if not _______." thing. It happens in every game. The Bears could have had 3 more points on the board if not for the missed FG by Gould. Or The Bears could have had 7 more points on the board if not for the Cutler INT poor route running of the receivers (I don't remember who that pass was intended for).

My main point is that there are a shit-ton of "ifs" but if those things would have happened then each subsequent event in the game would have changed. The Bears won. They're 3-0, and they are atop the NFC, biatches. Fuck all. Go Cutler. Go Urlacher. /reinserts Urlacher's dong in ass, Cutler's dong in mouth

If you want to live in a world where you grade or evaluate based solely on what happened in one game, and totally disregard "what would normally happen", go for it.   I think it's foolish, but that's just me.

I don't think anyone's implying that the Bears didn't deserve to win last night.  
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:30:48 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:26:09 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 11:21:32 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:14:18 AM
Agreed to a point...it worked last night, and it will work on a lot of Sundays.  The Packers would have had at least 14 more points on the board if not for the penalty festival that broke out, especially in the second quarter.   Not to piss on a solid professional effort by the Bears defense, but most of the time...teams like the Packers, Colts, Patriots, and Saints will beat you if you don't make a few more plays throughout the game.   Last night was one of those exceptions.

Not to pick on you per se (since you have got yourself a nice little beating in these parts lately), I think we should put to rest that whole "The _____ would have had at least ___ more points if not _______." thing. It happens in every game. The Bears could have had 3 more points on the board if not for the missed FG by Gould. Or The Bears could have had 7 more points on the board if not for the Cutler INT poor route running of the receivers (I don't remember who that pass was intended for).

My main point is that there are a shit-ton of "ifs" but if those things would have happened then each subsequent event in the game would have changed. The Bears won. They're 3-0, and they are atop the NFC, biatches. Fuck all. Go Cutler. Go Urlacher. /reinserts Urlacher's dong in ass, Cutler's dong in mouth

If you want to live in a world where you grade or evaluate based solely on what happened in one game, and totally disregard "what would normally happen", go for it.   I think it's foolish, but that's just me.

I don't think anyone's implying that the Bears didn't deserve to win last night.  

You mean Here, right? No one's implying it here? Because that's ALL anyone is implying on ESPN or any other media outlet.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 11:35:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:24:39 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:14:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 10:07:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
So Lovie Smith.

I'm guessing this was the week that Lovie decided to hand out lessons. He benched Harris and Aromashadu (and apparently Harris wants out of Chicago now). He benched Forte for a spell as Chet had a good chunk of playing time in the first half. Then he benched Bowman for what I assume was a missed tackle. He also benched Shaffer and brought in Webb at tackle.

I think the thing about Lovie is he still has no clue how to manage timeouts and challenges (he gets too caught up in the moment and doesn't think long term) and he certainly doesn't have that loud, angry style that idiots seem to think better motivates players (it doesn't). But he does hold people accountable and for that I am pleased. I think we all agree that Tommie Harris has had a free pass for a long, long time and Lovie is tired of it. Clearly the Bears didn't miss him much last night. The Packers didn't run the ball for shit and there was certainly a fair amount of pressure on Rodgers, at least not so little that someone like Harris would have made much of a difference.

I guess what I'm saying is there are some glaring weaknesses in Lovie's coaching abilities but clearly there are some strengths.

I also think we have to give him some begrudging respect. As much as the 700 slants they allow are maddeningly frustrating, the scheme worked and they held when it mattered and forced the Packers to use up a lot of time to get practically nothing on the scoreboard. Against less talented quarterbacks and less jersey-hugging offensive lines that defense is going to be even more effective.

Agreed to a point...it worked last night, and it will work on a lot of Sundays.  The Packers would have had at least 14 more points on the board if not for the penalty festival that broke out, especially in the second quarter.   Not to piss on a solid professional effort by the Bears defense, but most of the time...teams like the Packers, Colts, Patriots, and Saints will beat you if you don't make a few more plays throughout the game.   Last night was one of those exceptions.

I was stunned at how conservative the Packers were in their passing game last night.  They took very few shots down field, and almost never did on first or second down. I thought the Packers playcalling left much to be desired.

Also, if you're going to run these 6-8 yard curls (I'm looking at you Donald Driver...9 catches for 68 yards), you can't continuously lose YAC.


1. The penalty festival broke out because Green Bay couldn't block Julius Peppers to save their life. Holds are positive plays by the defense. Offensive linemen don't just hold for the fucking hell of it.

2. The Packers didn't take more shots downfield because they weren't there. As much as we rip on the Cover 2 when it doesn't work..last night it did. There were no big plays to be had. The Bears did what they had to do to contain Rodgers and they made plays when it they needed them. That's it. The Bears won the fucking game. They won it. They beat Green Bay. They forced Green Bay's offensive line into holding on for dear life to keep Rodgers from getting killed. The Bears won the point of attack and blocked the field goal. The Bears scored when they had the ball, Green Bay didn't. Time of possession is nice, but it's not always necessary. Green Bay left points on the field, this is true. So did Chicago. Good teams win games like this. Bad teams (or less good teams) don't.

All of that.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:39:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:24:39 AM
1. The penalty festival broke out because Green Bay couldn't block Julius Peppers to save their life. Holds are positive plays by the defense. Offensive linemen don't just hold for the fucking hell of it.

2. The Packers didn't take more shots downfield because they weren't there. As much as we rip on the Cover 2 when it doesn't work..last night it did. There were no big plays to be had. The Bears did what they had to do to contain Rodgers and they made plays when it they needed them. That's it. The Bears won the fucking game. They won it. They beat Green Bay. They forced Green Bay's offensive line into holding on for dear life to keep Rodgers from getting killed. The Bears won the point of attack and blocked the field goal. The Bears scored when they had the ball, Green Bay didn't. Time of possession is nice, but it's not always necessary. Green Bay left points on the field, this is true. So did Chicago. Good teams win games like this. Bad teams (or less good teams) don't.

Peppers was a contributing factor and had a great game, but let's not go overboard here.  As someone who likes the Colts, and has watched Freeney and Mathis play for 5 seasons...they generally don't single-handedly compel a team into that many penalties.  In fact, I don't recall it happening once in their entire time in Indy.  I don't know...has Fork ever seen anything quite like that happen with those great Giants d-lines? 

Peppers had a great game last night, but there are 10 other linemen in football who can be that disruptive...and it almost never yields 17 total penalties.  Sometimes linemen hold because they think they can get away with it, it's not ALWAYS out of pure necessity.  Most of the time, they do get away with it. 

I think their short passes were by design as much as the Bears forced them to check down or throw early.  Had they not kept grabbing jerseys and ending up in 3rd and 16, it likely would have worked.  BTW, Rodgers wasn't sacked at all last night...and while I would agree that's not an accurate indicator of the Bears pressure on him...I think zero sacks also forfeits any ability to claim that the pressure caused him to absolutely not go down the field.

I'm not following your last point.  Are you implying that Green Bay isn't a good team?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Indolent Reader on September 28, 2010, 11:41:10 AM
Not to get all meatbally here, but I think Da Fannssss had a bit to do with some of the penalties.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: morpheus on September 28, 2010, 11:41:29 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:39:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:24:39 AM
1. The penalty festival broke out because Green Bay couldn't block Julius Peppers to save their life. Holds are positive plays by the defense. Offensive linemen don't just hold for the fucking hell of it.

2. The Packers didn't take more shots downfield because they weren't there. As much as we rip on the Cover 2 when it doesn't work..last night it did. There were no big plays to be had. The Bears did what they had to do to contain Rodgers and they made plays when it they needed them. That's it. The Bears won the fucking game. They won it. They beat Green Bay. They forced Green Bay's offensive line into holding on for dear life to keep Rodgers from getting killed. The Bears won the point of attack and blocked the field goal. The Bears scored when they had the ball, Green Bay didn't. Time of possession is nice, but it's not always necessary. Green Bay left points on the field, this is true. So did Chicago. Good teams win games like this. Bad teams (or less good teams) don't.

Peppers was a contributing factor and had a great game, but let's not go overboard here.  As someone who likes the Colts, and has watched Freeney and Mathis play for 5 seasons...they generally don't single-handedly compel a team into that many penalties.  In fact, I don't recall it happening once in their entire time in Indy.  I don't know...has Fork ever seen anything quite like that happen with those great Giants d-lines? 

Peppers had a great game last night, but there are 10 other linemen in football who can be that disruptive...and it almost never yields 17 total penalties.  Sometimes linemen hold because they think they can get away with it, it's not ALWAYS out of pure necessity.  Most of the time, they do get away with it. 

I think their short passes were by design as much as the Bears forced them to check down or throw early.  Had they not kept grabbing jerseys and ending up in 3rd and 16, it likely would have worked.  BTW, Rodgers wasn't sacked at all last night...and while I would agree that's not an accurate indicator of the Bears pressure on him...I think zero sacks also forfeits any ability to claim that the pressure caused him to absolutely not go down the field.

I'm not following your last point.  Are you implying that Green Bay isn't a good team?

Just less good than the Bears, I gather.  And he's right.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on September 28, 2010, 11:43:00 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:39:43 AM
Peppers had a great game last night, but there are 10 other linemen in football who can be that disruptive

Yup. Linemen like Julius Peppers grow on trees.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:46:40 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:39:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:24:39 AM
1. The penalty festival broke out because Green Bay couldn't block Julius Peppers to save their life. Holds are positive plays by the defense. Offensive linemen don't just hold for the fucking hell of it.

2. The Packers didn't take more shots downfield because they weren't there. As much as we rip on the Cover 2 when it doesn't work..last night it did. There were no big plays to be had. The Bears did what they had to do to contain Rodgers and they made plays when it they needed them. That's it. The Bears won the fucking game. They won it. They beat Green Bay. They forced Green Bay's offensive line into holding on for dear life to keep Rodgers from getting killed. The Bears won the point of attack and blocked the field goal. The Bears scored when they had the ball, Green Bay didn't. Time of possession is nice, but it's not always necessary. Green Bay left points on the field, this is true. So did Chicago. Good teams win games like this. Bad teams (or less good teams) don't.

Peppers was a contributing factor and had a great game, but let's not go overboard here.  As someone who likes the Colts, and has watched Freeney and Mathis play for 5 seasons...they generally don't single-handedly compel a team into that many penalties.  In fact, I don't recall it happening once in their entire time in Indy.  I don't know...has Fork ever seen anything quite like that happen with those great Giants d-lines? 

Peppers had a great game last night, but there are 10 other linemen in football who can be that disruptive...and it almost never yields 17 total penalties.  Sometimes linemen hold because they think they can get away with it, it's not ALWAYS out of pure necessity.  Most of the time, they do get away with it. 

I think their short passes were by design as much as the Bears forced them to check down or throw early.  Had they not kept grabbing jerseys and ending up in 3rd and 16, it likely would have worked.  BTW, Rodgers wasn't sacked at all last night...and while I would agree that's not an accurate indicator of the Bears pressure on him...I think zero sacks also forfeits any ability to claim that the pressure caused him to absolutely not go down the field.

I'm not following your last point.  Are you implying that Green Bay isn't a good team?

Not all of the penalties were holds. The roughing the passer and unnecessary roughness calls were pure stupidity, and that was nice. Peppers caused several of those holds. Two of the false starts also came from the guys who had to block him and jumped the gun. The pressure wasn't what kept Rodgers from going downfield, although it helped in some cases. Rolling the safeties over the top and dropping Urlacher deep is what kept them from going deep. The weakpoints in the Cover 2 are over the corners (who play the flats) and under the safeties. That's what Rodgers and every other quarterback who moves the ball against it will do. If you can limit them to that and then stop them when they run out of room to dump it off underneath or force a turnover, the system works. That's what happened last night.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:51:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 28, 2010, 11:43:00 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:39:43 AM
Peppers had a great game last night, but there are 10 other linemen in football who can be that disruptive

Yup. Linemen like Julius Peppers grow on trees.

You guys can (and will) get on me about the Cabrera stuff because this place is nothing if not a Group Think Commune, and it's a handy transitive tool when you don't like whatever it is I might be typing...but the actual quote was something along the lines of "1B with .900 OPS grow on trees"...and at the time, a significant number of those players had such a number.  It was more than 10 if I recall.   

At no point did I say that "Miguel Cabrera grew on trees".   

What I DID say, is that I didn't want to spend $20M on him when he's been known to get fat and stay out until 4AM during the last week of a pennant race.  And I still don't.   The Tigers pay a lot of money for him...he doesn't come cheap.

You'd be better of giving me shit for endorsing Nick Johnson as a better alternative for the price.  In hindsight, that was preposterous.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 11:53:06 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on September 28, 2010, 11:41:10 AM
Not to get all meatbally here, but I think Da Fannssss had a bit to do with some of the penalties.

Those 2 false starts on the 1 (even though basically inconsequential) were pretty awesome.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Richard Chuggar on September 28, 2010, 11:54:50 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:51:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 28, 2010, 11:43:00 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:39:43 AM
Peppers had a great game last night, but there are 10 other linemen in football who can be that disruptive

Yup. Linemen like Julius Peppers grow on trees.

You guys can (and will) get on me about the Cabrera stuff because this place is nothing if not a Group Think Commune, and it's a handy transitive tool when you don't like whatever it is I might be typing...but the actual quote was something along the lines of "1B with .900 OPS grow on trees"...and at the time, a significant number of those players had such a number.  It was more than 10 if I recall.   

At no point did I say that "Miguel Cabrera grew on trees".   

What I DID say, is that I didn't want to spend $20M on him when he's been known to get fat and stay out until 4AM during the last week of a pennant race.  And I still don't.   The Tigers pay a lot of money for him...he doesn't come cheap.

You'd be better of giving me shit for endorsing Nick Johnson as a better alternative for the price.  In hindsight, that was preposterous.

I'll get on you for being a fucking idiot.  and slutty.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:55:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:46:40 AM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 11:39:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:24:39 AM
1. The penalty festival broke out because Green Bay couldn't block Julius Peppers to save their life. Holds are positive plays by the defense. Offensive linemen don't just hold for the fucking hell of it.

2. The Packers didn't take more shots downfield because they weren't there. As much as we rip on the Cover 2 when it doesn't work..last night it did. There were no big plays to be had. The Bears did what they had to do to contain Rodgers and they made plays when it they needed them. That's it. The Bears won the fucking game. They won it. They beat Green Bay. They forced Green Bay's offensive line into holding on for dear life to keep Rodgers from getting killed. The Bears won the point of attack and blocked the field goal. The Bears scored when they had the ball, Green Bay didn't. Time of possession is nice, but it's not always necessary. Green Bay left points on the field, this is true. So did Chicago. Good teams win games like this. Bad teams (or less good teams) don't.

Peppers was a contributing factor and had a great game, but let's not go overboard here.  As someone who likes the Colts, and has watched Freeney and Mathis play for 5 seasons...they generally don't single-handedly compel a team into that many penalties.  In fact, I don't recall it happening once in their entire time in Indy.  I don't know...has Fork ever seen anything quite like that happen with those great Giants d-lines?  

Peppers had a great game last night, but there are 10 other linemen in football who can be that disruptive...and it almost never yields 17 total penalties.  Sometimes linemen hold because they think they can get away with it, it's not ALWAYS out of pure necessity.  Most of the time, they do get away with it.  

I think their short passes were by design as much as the Bears forced them to check down or throw early.  Had they not kept grabbing jerseys and ending up in 3rd and 16, it likely would have worked.  BTW, Rodgers wasn't sacked at all last night...and while I would agree that's not an accurate indicator of the Bears pressure on him...I think zero sacks also forfeits any ability to claim that the pressure caused him to absolutely not go down the field.

I'm not following your last point.  Are you implying that Green Bay isn't a good team?

Not all of the penalties were holds. The roughing the passer and unnecessary roughness calls were pure stupidity, and that was nice. Peppers caused several of those holds. Two of the false starts also came from the guys who had to block him and jumped the gun. The pressure wasn't what kept Rodgers from going downfield, although it helped in some cases. Rolling the safeties over the top and dropping Urlacher deep is what kept them from going deep. The weakpoints in the Cover 2 are over the corners (who play the flats) and under the safeties. That's what Rodgers and every other quarterback who moves the ball against it will do. If you can limit them to that and then stop them when they run out of room to dump it off underneath or force a turnover, the system works. That's what happened last night.

Basically the point of the defense is this: quarterbacks that aren't as patient or as smart as Aaron Rodgers will eventually get tired of taking what the defense gives them and they will try to force the ball downfield. That's where the turnovers generally happen. It's why the system has traditionally been the biggest of Brett Favre's many Achilles' Heels. Even the good quarterbacks who are willing to keep checking it down will run into problems if the defensive line is able to get to them or if they have an incompletion or two or whatever. It limit's scoring opportunities. It's agonizing to watch when you do face a guy like Rodgers who seemingly keeps beating the shit out of your defense, but then you look up and he's only managed to score 17 points in a game. When you have a guy who isn't Aaron Rodgers, and when you start pressuring him, you see turnovers. Often in bunches. It's not working as well as it did in 2005 or up until Harris got hurt in 2006, but it's working better than it has since then. That, and their very good showing against the run, is enough to keep them in ball games.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 28, 2010, 12:00:09 PM
You fucking people are 3-0.  Stop bitching.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on September 28, 2010, 12:03:50 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 28, 2010, 12:00:09 PM
You fucking people are 3-0.  Stop bitching.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 12:05:06 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 28, 2010, 12:00:09 PM
You fucking people are 3-0.  Stop bitching.

I'm not 3-0. The Bears are, but I'm at like 0-24 so far.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 12:05:21 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 28, 2010, 12:03:50 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 28, 2010, 12:00:09 PM
You fucking people are 3-0.  Stop bitching.

NEVER!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 12:09:44 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:55:09 AM
Basically the point of the defense is this: quarterbacks that aren't as patient or as smart as Aaron Rodgers will eventually get tired of taking what the defense gives them and they will try to force the ball downfield. That's where the turnovers generally happen. It's why the system has traditionally been the biggest of Brett Favre's many Achilles' Heels. Even the good quarterbacks who are willing to keep checking it down will run into problems if the defensive line is able to get to them or if they have an incompletion or two or whatever. It limit's scoring opportunities. It's agonizing to watch when you do face a guy like Rodgers who seemingly keeps beating the shit out of your defense, but then you look up and he's only managed to score 17 points in a game. When you have a guy who isn't Aaron Rodgers, and when you start pressuring him, you see turnovers. Often in bunches. It's not working as well as it did in 2005 or up until Harris got hurt in 2006, but it's working better than it has since then. That, and their very good showing against the run, is enough to keep them in ball games.

No argument...I think we're agreeing for the most part.

I give the Bears a shit-ton of credit for playing a very solid defensive game.  And honestly, they key to all of this would probably be that the Packers struggled to get into 2nd and short because once again the Bears run defense was sick.  The Bears forced them to throw on 2nd down, which is huge if you can pretty much take the potential for a 2nd down run off the table.  They didn't produce a lot of devastating outcomes, but they made almost no mistakes and dominated the down and distance aspects that yield more opportunities to go down the field. 

If they do that against average Joe NFL QB, that gets a win 90% of the time.  My big point earlier, and after reading your post I expect we may generally agree...is that the handful of patient and skilled QB's can deal with that (and Rodgers himself did last night) and lead 15 play drives assuming the cast around said Stud QB isn't acting like a bunch of asshats. 
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 12:18:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:14:31 AM
RE: the Tommie Harris situation - http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/daily-chicago-sports-tab/2010/09/tommie-harris-wants-out-of-chicago.html

Just a blog, so who knows how much stock can be put into it. Probably not much considering it's been hosted by the National Organization of Women. But it's plausible.

Just a blog? He also blogs on the nationally internetted Bleacher Report (http://bleacherreport.com/users/43333-tab-bamford) and is the doofus behind Committed Indians (http://committedindians.com/) (*no affiliation with The Committed Indian or Second City Hockey), so clearly he's totally legit. And clearly it was his tweet that got Tommie benched.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: fiveouts on September 28, 2010, 12:19:24 PM
I'm fucking amazed by the number of asshats who are still beating the "Lovie's decision to go for it on 4th and goal again is an indefensible mistake."  Aside from the fact that it (a) is backed up by a decent amount of statistical evidence, and (b) worked EXACTLY how it was supposed to work (defense holds inside the 10, GB forced to punt, minimum of great field position-in this case, a TD) seems to be lost on these meatheads who can't seem to get the ZOMG Lurvie sux! out of their heads.  
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 12:21:09 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on September 28, 2010, 12:19:24 PM
I'm fucking amazed by the number of asshats who are still beating the "Lovie's decision to go for it on 4th and goal again is totally a indefensible mistake."  Aside from the fact that it (a) is backed up by a decent amount of statistical evidence, and (b) worked EXACTLY how it was supposed to work (defense holds inside the 10, GB forced to punt, minimum of great field position-in this case, a TD) seems to be lost on these meatheads who can't seem to get the ZOMG Lurvie sux! out of their heads.  

This. 

It wasn't close to the same situation as it was in the Detroit game when he went on 4th down.  I'm not a big fan of Lovie, but nothing wrong with that decision last night.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 12:57:46 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 12:21:09 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on September 28, 2010, 12:19:24 PM
I'm fucking amazed by the number of asshats who are still beating the "Lovie's decision to go for it on 4th and goal again is totally a indefensible mistake."  Aside from the fact that it (a) is backed up by a decent amount of statistical evidence, and (b) worked EXACTLY how it was supposed to work (defense holds inside the 10, GB forced to punt, minimum of great field position-in this case, a TD) seems to be lost on these meatheads who can't seem to get the ZOMG Lurvie sux! out of their heads.  

This. 

It wasn't close to the same situation as it was in the Detroit game when he went on 4th down.  I'm not a big fan of Lovie, but nothing wrong with that decision last night.

I have a problem with Dez White Clark's decision not to hold on the ball after it hit him in the hands. Was it a perfectly thrown ball? No. Would a professional tight end be expected to catch it say, 100 out of 100 times? Yes. Would I have caught it? Yes. Would I have shit my pants and lost the handle after getting blown up by the approaching defender and been paralyzed? Yes.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 28, 2010, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 12:57:46 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 12:21:09 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on September 28, 2010, 12:19:24 PM
I'm fucking amazed by the number of asshats who are still beating the "Lovie's decision to go for it on 4th and goal again is totally a indefensible mistake."  Aside from the fact that it (a) is backed up by a decent amount of statistical evidence, and (b) worked EXACTLY how it was supposed to work (defense holds inside the 10, GB forced to punt, minimum of great field position-in this case, a TD) seems to be lost on these meatheads who can't seem to get the ZOMG Lurvie sux! out of their heads.  

This. 

It wasn't close to the same situation as it was in the Detroit game when he went on 4th down.  I'm not a big fan of Lovie, but nothing wrong with that decision last night.

I have a problem with Dez White Clark's decision not to hold on the ball after it hit him in the hands. Was it a perfectly thrown ball? No. Would a professional tight end be expected to catch it say, 100 out of 100 times? Yes. Would I have caught it? Yes. Would I have shit my pants and lost the handle after getting blown up by the approaching defender and been paralyzed? Yes.

My problem is still with the decision not to try a fucking quarterback sneak. They used to run it all the time with Grossman, the alleged 6'1'' quarterback who was at best 5'11 and a 1/2 and who was around 200 pound soaking wet, but not the 6'3'' 230 pound mobile QB with the long wingspan. But I didn't really have a problem with going for it. Hell, I didn't have a problem with going for it against Detroit. It's HOW they went for it that's fucking annoying. That said, yeah, fuck Dez for failing to make the catch, but moreso fuck ESPN for blaming Cutler for a bad throw. Little behind? Sure. Hit him in the hands? Yes. So that's on the asshole who dropped the ball.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on September 28, 2010, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 12:57:46 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 12:21:09 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on September 28, 2010, 12:19:24 PM
I'm fucking amazed by the number of asshats who are still beating the "Lovie's decision to go for it on 4th and goal again is totally a indefensible mistake."  Aside from the fact that it (a) is backed up by a decent amount of statistical evidence, and (b) worked EXACTLY how it was supposed to work (defense holds inside the 10, GB forced to punt, minimum of great field position-in this case, a TD) seems to be lost on these meatheads who can't seem to get the ZOMG Lurvie sux! out of their heads.  

This. 

It wasn't close to the same situation as it was in the Detroit game when he went on 4th down.  I'm not a big fan of Lovie, but nothing wrong with that decision last night.

I have a problem with Dez White Clark's decision not to hold on the ball after it hit him in the hands. Was it a perfectly thrown ball? No. Would a professional tight end be expected to catch it say, 100 out of 100 times? Yes. Would I have caught it? Yes. Would I have shit my pants and lost the handle after getting blown up by the approaching defender and been paralyzed? Yes.

My problem is still with the decision not to try a fucking quarterback sneak. They used to run it all the time with Grossman, the alleged 6'1'' quarterback who was at best 5'11 and a 1/2 and who was around 200 pound soaking wet, but not the 6'3'' 230 pound mobile QB with the long wingspan. But I didn't really have a problem with going for it. Hell, I didn't have a problem with going for it against Detroit. It's HOW they went for it that's fucking annoying. That said, yeah, fuck Dez for failing to make the catch, but moreso fuck ESPN for blaming Cutler for a bad throw. Little behind? Sure. Hit him in the hands? Yes. So that's on the asshole who dropped the ball.


Intrepid Reader: Don Banks

I'm marking that one as an almost interception.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 28, 2010, 02:42:24 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 12:09:44 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 28, 2010, 11:55:09 AM
Basically the point of the defense is this: quarterbacks that aren't as patient or as smart as Aaron Rodgers will eventually get tired of taking what the defense gives them and they will try to force the ball downfield. That's where the turnovers generally happen. It's why the system has traditionally been the biggest of Brett Favre's many Achilles' Heels. Even the good quarterbacks who are willing to keep checking it down will run into problems if the defensive line is able to get to them or if they have an incompletion or two or whatever. It limit's scoring opportunities. It's agonizing to watch when you do face a guy like Rodgers who seemingly keeps beating the shit out of your defense, but then you look up and he's only managed to score 17 points in a game. When you have a guy who isn't Aaron Rodgers, and when you start pressuring him, you see turnovers. Often in bunches. It's not working as well as it did in 2005 or up until Harris got hurt in 2006, but it's working better than it has since then. That, and their very good showing against the run, is enough to keep them in ball games.

No argument...I think we're agreeing for the most part.

I give the Bears a shit-ton of credit for playing a very solid defensive game.  And honestly, they key to all of this would probably be that the Packers struggled to get into 2nd and short because once again the Bears run defense was sick.  The Bears forced them to throw on 2nd down, which is huge if you can pretty much take the potential for a 2nd down run off the table.  They didn't produce a lot of devastating outcomes, but they made almost no mistakes and dominated the down and distance aspects that yield more opportunities to go down the field. 

If they do that against average Joe NFL QB, that gets a win 90% of the time.  My big point earlier, and after reading your post I expect we may generally agree...is that the handful of patient and skilled QB's can deal with that (and Rodgers himself did last night) and lead 15 play drives assuming the cast around said Stud QB isn't acting like a bunch of asshats. 

And yes, we do agree. Great quarterbacks will beat the Cover 2 if they have patience and a good supporting cast. Our only disagreement is my assertion that most of those penalties were caused by the offensive linemen clearly having trouble with Julius Peppers. The thing is that the last two years the Bears lacked A) A pass rush. B) A safety and last year C) a middle linebacker who can basically play like a safety over the middle of the field and defend against the pass. This year they appear to have all three again. Not as good as they had it in 2006, but good enough to contend again.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 02:47:07 PM
Look fuckers...we have a fucking 3-0 professional football team that plays its games outdoors.  I'm just going to go ahead and enjoy the best quarterback in the NFC North and best one in the conference taller than a common Oleg and the best defense in conference.  Fuck New Orleans.  Fuck Dallas.  Get out of the way, mother fuckers.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 02:56:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on September 28, 2010, 03:01:44 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

Quotethere should be considerable national interest in this international matchup

I must have missed Canada's annexation of Buffalo.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 03:03:31 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 02:56:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

Of course, because there's a x3 multiplier attached to games played outside of the United States.  At least, I think that's the point Sir Dumbshit is trying to make.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on September 28, 2010, 03:04:08 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

Quote(we'll do this in a David Letterman-like countdown from five to one):

Is THAT where countdown lists come from?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 03:07:22 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 28, 2010, 03:04:08 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

Quote(we'll do this in a David Letterman-like countdown from five to one):

Is THAT where countdown lists come from?

I was under the impression that they came from Keith Olbermann's vagina.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on September 28, 2010, 03:07:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 02:47:07 PM
Look fuckers...we have a fucking 3-0 professional football team that plays its games outdoors.  I'm just going to go ahead and enjoy the best quarterback in the NFC North and best one in the conference taller than a common Oleg and the best defense in conference.  Fuck New Orleans.  Fuck Dallas.  Get out of the way, mother fuckers.

Fuck you, you overfed long haired leaping gnome.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 03:09:42 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 28, 2010, 03:07:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 02:47:07 PM
Look fuckers...we have a fucking 3-0 professional football team that plays its games outdoors.  I'm just going to go ahead and enjoy the best quarterback in the NFC North and best one in the conference taller than a common Oleg and the best defense in conference.  Fuck New Orleans.  Fuck Dallas.  Get out of the way, mother fuckers.

Fuck you, you overfed long haired leaping gnome.

He's got super short hair you know.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 03:10:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 03:09:42 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 28, 2010, 03:07:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 02:47:07 PM
Look fuckers...we have a fucking 3-0 professional football team that plays its games outdoors.  I'm just going to go ahead and enjoy the best quarterback in the NFC North and best one in the conference taller than a common Oleg and the best defense in conference.  Fuck New Orleans.  Fuck Dallas.  Get out of the way, mother fuckers.

Fuck you, you overfed long haired leaping gnome.

He's got super short hair you know.

The rest of it though...pretty accurate.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Bort on September 28, 2010, 03:10:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 03:09:42 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 28, 2010, 03:07:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 02:47:07 PM
Look fuckers...we have a fucking 3-0 professional football team that plays its games outdoors.  I'm just going to go ahead and enjoy the best quarterback in the NFC North and best one in the conference taller than a common Oleg and the best defense in conference.  Fuck New Orleans.  Fuck Dallas.  Get out of the way, mother fuckers.

Fuck you, you overfed long haired leaping gnome.

He's got super short hair you know.
Something something something.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 03:11:17 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 28, 2010, 03:07:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 02:47:07 PM
Look fuckers...we have a fucking 3-0 professional football team that plays its games outdoors.  I'm just going to go ahead and enjoy the best quarterback in the NFC North and best one in the conference taller than a common Oleg and the best defense in conference.  Fuck New Orleans.  Fuck Dallas.  Get out of the way, mother fuckers.

Fuck you, you overfed long haired leaping gnome.

You made me laugh
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 03:12:02 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on September 28, 2010, 03:10:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 03:09:42 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on September 28, 2010, 03:07:59 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 02:47:07 PM
Look fuckers...we have a fucking 3-0 professional football team that plays its games outdoors.  I'm just going to go ahead and enjoy the best quarterback in the NFC North and best one in the conference taller than a common Oleg and the best defense in conference.  Fuck New Orleans.  Fuck Dallas.  Get out of the way, mother fuckers.

Fuck you, you overfed long haired leaping gnome.

He's got super short hair you know.

The rest of it though...pretty accurate.

True.  Also, fuck New Orleans. Notice I left off Arizona, as I value my life.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 28, 2010, 04:26:55 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 12:18:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:14:31 AM
RE: the Tommie Harris situation - http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/daily-chicago-sports-tab/2010/09/tommie-harris-wants-out-of-chicago.html

Just a blog, so who knows how much stock can be put into it. Probably not much considering it's been hosted by the National Organization of Women. But it's plausible.

Just a blog? He also blogs on the nationally internetted Bleacher Report (http://bleacherreport.com/users/43333-tab-bamford) and is the doofus behind Committed Indians (http://committedindians.com/) (*no affiliation with The Committed Indian or Second City Hockey), so clearly he's totally legit. And clearly it was his tweet that got Tommie benched.

QuoteCurrently a Community Leader and Featured Columnist for BR covering the Chicago Cubs and Chicago Blackhawks.

In other words: EXPERT
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 28, 2010, 04:37:45 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 02:56:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 04:41:20 PM
Quote from: Night Man on September 28, 2010, 04:37:45 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 02:56:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

What do either of those have to do with HISTORY?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 04:56:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 04:41:20 PM
Quote from: Night Man on September 28, 2010, 04:37:45 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 02:56:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

What do either of those have to do with HISTORY?

My God, what a fucking boob.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 05:06:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 04:56:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 04:41:20 PM
Quote from: Night Man on September 28, 2010, 04:37:45 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 02:56:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

What do either of those have to do with HISTORY?

My God, what a fucking boob.

I just want to remind all of you that you're getting all butthurt over some dude named Tab who has a brown dong in his mouth in his pictures int he banner.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 05:19:40 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 05:06:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 04:56:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 04:41:20 PM
Quote from: Night Man on September 28, 2010, 04:37:45 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 02:56:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

What do either of those have to do with HISTORY?

My God, what a fucking boob.

I just want to remind all of you that you're getting all butthurt over some dude named Tab who has a brown dong in his mouth in his pictures int he banner.

That's Yellon's boobery up there.

This is Tab's:

Quote from: Night Man on September 28, 2010, 04:26:55 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 12:18:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:14:31 AM
RE: the Tommie Harris situation - http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/daily-chicago-sports-tab/2010/09/tommie-harris-wants-out-of-chicago.html

Just a blog, so who knows how much stock can be put into it. Probably not much considering it's been hosted by the National Organization of Women. But it's plausible.

Just a blog? He also blogs on the nationally internetted Bleacher Report (http://bleacherreport.com/users/43333-tab-bamford) and is the doofus behind Committed Indians (http://committedindians.com/) (*no affiliation with The Committed Indian or Second City Hockey), so clearly he's totally legit. And clearly it was his tweet that got Tommie benched.

QuoteCurrently a Community Leader and Featured Columnist for BR covering the Chicago Cubs and Chicago Blackhawks.

In other words: EXPERT

THERE ARE TOO MANY BOOBS ON THIS FIELD! /leastsomethingsomethingprefersthecompanyofmen
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 05:21:24 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 05:19:40 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 05:06:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 04:56:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 04:41:20 PM
Quote from: Night Man on September 28, 2010, 04:37:45 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 02:56:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

What do either of those have to do with HISTORY?

My God, what a fucking boob.

I just want to remind all of you that you're getting all butthurt over some dude named Tab who has a brown dong in his mouth in his pictures int he banner.

That's Yellon's boobery up there.

This is Tab's:

Quote from: Night Man on September 28, 2010, 04:26:55 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 12:18:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 10:14:31 AM
RE: the Tommie Harris situation - http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/daily-chicago-sports-tab/2010/09/tommie-harris-wants-out-of-chicago.html

Just a blog, so who knows how much stock can be put into it. Probably not much considering it's been hosted by the National Organization of Women. But it's plausible.

Just a blog? He also blogs on the nationally internetted Bleacher Report (http://bleacherreport.com/users/43333-tab-bamford) and is the doofus behind Committed Indians (http://committedindians.com/) (*no affiliation with The Committed Indian or Second City Hockey), so clearly he's totally legit. And clearly it was his tweet that got Tommie benched.

QuoteCurrently a Community Leader and Featured Columnist for BR covering the Chicago Cubs and Chicago Blackhawks.

In other words: EXPERT

THERE ARE TOO MANY BOOBS ON THIS FIELD! /leastsomethingsomethingprefersthecompanyofmen

Don't forget he was on the SCORE.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 28, 2010, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2010, 05:06:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 28, 2010, 04:56:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 28, 2010, 04:41:20 PM
Quote from: Night Man on September 28, 2010, 04:37:45 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 28, 2010, 02:56:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 28, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

What do either of those have to do with HISTORY?

My God, what a fucking boob.

I just want to remind all of you that you're getting all butthurt over some dude named Tab who has a brown dong in his mouth in his pictures int he banner.

This site is fueled by HATE, of which Pollyellon is the chief exporter.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 29, 2010, 08:38:33 PM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/451280/TommieOnEbay.gif)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 29, 2010, 08:46:52 PM
LOL at McDoucheknuckles.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 30, 2010, 07:42:28 AM
"One subtle difference has come when the Bears have won the toss. Smith has taken the ball to start the game instead of deferring to receive the kickoff in the second half. Smith's defense is better than his offense right now. Everybody knows it. But Smith is making a surprising, aggressive decision the other way."

Umm, I'm sorry, but I can't remember Lovie ever declining to receive at the beginning of the game. Not even when Ron Turner was the offensive coordinator. That's just making shit up to provide a contrast.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: morpheus on September 30, 2010, 08:52:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 30, 2010, 07:42:28 AM
"One subtle difference has come when the Bears have won the toss. Smith has taken the ball to start the game instead of deferring to receive the kickoff in the second half. Smith's defense is better than his offense right now. Everybody knows it. But Smith is making a surprising, aggressive decision the other way."

Umm, I'm sorry, but I can't remember Lovie ever declining to receive at the beginning of the game. Not even when Ron Turner was the offensive coordinator. That's just making shit up to provide a contrast.

Apparently this conception / misconception is somewhat common?  http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:FA2ywPuC2iIJ:www.cbssports.com/mcc/messages/thread/21689204+lovie+smith+coin+toss&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 30, 2010, 09:01:15 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 30, 2010, 07:42:28 AM
"One subtle difference has come when the Bears have won the toss. Smith has taken the ball to start the game instead of deferring to receive the kickoff in the second half. Smith's defense is better than his offense right now. Everybody knows it. But Smith is making a surprising, aggressive decision the other way."

Umm, I'm sorry, but I can't remember Lovie ever declining to receive at the beginning of the game. Not even when Ron Turner was the offensive coordinator. That's just making shit up to provide a contrast.

They deferred definitely a few times the past two years.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 30, 2010, 09:04:17 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 30, 2010, 09:01:15 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 30, 2010, 07:42:28 AM
"One subtle difference has come when the Bears have won the toss. Smith has taken the ball to start the game instead of deferring to receive the kickoff in the second half. Smith's defense is better than his offense right now. Everybody knows it. But Smith is making a surprising, aggressive decision the other way."

Umm, I'm sorry, but I can't remember Lovie ever declining to receive at the beginning of the game. Not even when Ron Turner was the offensive coordinator. That's just making shit up to provide a contrast.

They deferred definitely a few times the past two years.

Actually I don't really care. Y'all just got Rosenrolled. http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/rosenblog/2010/09/nice-to-see-lovie-smith-coach-like-his-bears-future-rides-on-it.html Boom. Roasted.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: fiveouts on September 30, 2010, 11:52:02 AM
One more stupid thing I heard today: "The Bears have been outplayed in two of their three wins."  Okay, fine, the Packers may have outplayed the Bears on Sunday, but no one watching the opening game of the season can possibly say the Bears did anything but kick the shit out of the Lions all game in week one.  Aside from a couple fluke fumbles, that game could have easily been 35-14.  If you want to use yardage to prove the Packers outplayed the Bears, fine-but don't then ignore the yardage to say that they got outplayed in week one. 

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on September 30, 2010, 12:01:12 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on September 30, 2010, 11:52:02 AM
One more stupid thing I heard today: "The Bears have been outplayed in two of their three wins."  Okay, fine, the Packers may have outplayed the Bears on Sunday, but no one watching the opening game of the season can possibly say the Bears did anything but kick the shit out of the Lions all game in week one.  Aside from a couple fluke fumbles, that game could have easily been 35-14.  If you want to use yardage to prove the Packers outplayed the Bears, fine-but don't then ignore the yardage to say that they got outplayed in week one.  



I was watching a bunch of other games on Sunday (including the stupid Cubs) so I can't speak to what went down between the Bears and Packers then. But I was there on Monday and from my vantage point - an Slezak's I bet - the Bears outplayed the shit out of the bumbling, stumbling, fumble-fucking Packers. Special Teams play actually matters in football.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on September 30, 2010, 03:07:07 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on September 30, 2010, 11:52:02 AM
One more stupid thing I heard today: "The Bears have been outplayed in two of their three wins."  Okay, fine, the Packers may have outplayed the Bears on Sunday, but no one watching the opening game of the season can possibly say the Bears did anything but kick the shit out of the Lions all game in week one.  Aside from a couple fluke fumbles, that game could have easily been 35-14.  If you want to use yardage to prove the Packers outplayed the Bears, fine-but don't then ignore the yardage to say that they got outplayed in week one. 



Except quick scoring drives and return TDs count the same as 9 minute scoring drives brought on by 9,000 quick slants. Eat a dick, world. Now let us give it up and focus on the upcoming beatdown of the New Fork Giants. [blogwhoring] SKOSCAST at 7:20 PM central time, folks. [/blogwhoring]
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Eli on October 03, 2010, 09:14:25 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: fiveouts on October 03, 2010, 09:17:09 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 03, 2010, 09:14:25 PM
Bump.



Too soon.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on October 13, 2010, 01:20:25 PM
Williams slides over to left guard, Omiyale to remain at Left Tackle, Garza to the bench, Williams and Webb to remain on the right side. I guess if it worked for Robert Gallery? Sad that Williams has already failed at the position he was drafted for.
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/10/bears-shuffle-o-line-move-chris-williams-to-guard.html
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 13, 2010, 01:36:05 PM
I think I like this JaMarcus Webb fellow.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on October 13, 2010, 01:41:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 01:20:25 PM
Williams slides over to left guard, Omiyale to remain at Left Tackle, Garza to the bench, Williams and Webb to remain on the right side. I guess if it worked for Robert Gallery? Sad that Williams has already failed at the position he was drafted for.
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/10/bears-shuffle-o-line-move-chris-williams-to-guard.html

Biggest. Move. EVAR.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Waco Kid on October 13, 2010, 01:45:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 01:20:25 PM
Williams slides over to left guard, Omiyale to remain at Left Tackle, Garza to the bench, Williams and Webb to remain on the right side. I guess if it worked for Robert Gallery? Sad that Williams has already failed at the position he was drafted for.
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/10/bears-shuffle-o-line-move-chris-williams-to-guard.html

It's hard to say that since Williams has been given little time to work on the position he was drafted for. Hopefully, the Bears leave him at LG and be done with it. Otherwise, Chris becomes the Daniel Manning of the offensive line.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on October 13, 2010, 01:48:44 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on October 13, 2010, 01:45:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 01:20:25 PM
Williams slides over to left guard, Omiyale to remain at Left Tackle, Garza to the bench, Williams and Webb to remain on the right side. I guess if it worked for Robert Gallery? Sad that Williams has already failed at the position he was drafted for.
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/10/bears-shuffle-o-line-move-chris-williams-to-guard.html

It's hard to say that since Williams has been given little time to work on the position he was drafted for. Hopefully, the Bears leave him at LG and be done with it. Otherwise, Chris becomes the Daniel Manning of the offensive line.

Well we know Edwin Williams isn't the Danieal Manning of the offensive line, because he can tackle.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on October 13, 2010, 02:19:16 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on October 13, 2010, 01:45:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 13, 2010, 01:20:25 PM
Williams slides over to left guard, Omiyale to remain at Left Tackle, Garza to the bench, Williams and Webb to remain on the right side. I guess if it worked for Robert Gallery? Sad that Williams has already failed at the position he was drafted for.
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/10/bears-shuffle-o-line-move-chris-williams-to-guard.html

It's hard to say that since Williams has been given little time to work on the position he was drafted for. Hopefully, the Bears leave him at LG and be done with it. Otherwise, Chris becomes the Daniel Manning of the offensive line.

Does that mean he's going to have value on special teams? Because that would be some value.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Tony on October 14, 2010, 09:59:45 AM
If he can be a decent guard, then who cares if he failed at being a tackle? it would still be a good draft pick compared to most of Angelo's fuck ups.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on October 14, 2010, 10:03:09 AM
Quote from: Tony on October 14, 2010, 09:59:45 AM
If he can be a decent guard, then who cares if he failed at being a tackle? it would still be a good draft pick compared to most of Angelo's fuck ups.

I don't think anybody would care at this point. But if they were looking for a guard at that spot there was probably someone rated higher. If they were looking for a tackle, which they were... fuck... I'm bitching again. I hope both Williamses do really well at guard.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Ivy6 on October 14, 2010, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Tony on October 14, 2010, 09:59:45 AM
If he can be a decent guard, then who cares if he failed at being a tackle? it would still be a good draft pick compared to most of Angelo's fuck ups.

Because it's a shitty use of the #16 overall draft pick and salary cap allocation.  That's great if he can be really good.  Robert Gallery turned out to be a pretty decent guard.  Doesn't mean $9 against the cap and being taken #2 overall is all good.

I contend that even if he turns out to be a very good guard, it's still a fuckup pick by Angelo.  You can't consider drafting a guard in the first round and paying him left tackle money a good thing, ever.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: CT III on October 14, 2010, 12:00:37 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 14, 2010, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Tony on October 14, 2010, 09:59:45 AM
If he can be a decent guard, then who cares if he failed at being a tackle? it would still be a good draft pick compared to most of Angelo's fuck ups.

Because it's a shitty use of the #16 overall draft pick and salary cap allocation.  That's great if he can be really good.  Robert Gallery turned out to be a pretty decent guard.  Doesn't mean $9 against the cap and being taken #2 overall is all good.

I contend that even if he turns out to be a very good guard, it's still a fuckup pick by Angelo.  You can't consider drafting a guard in the first round and paying him left tackle money a good thing, ever.

But it still worked out better than drafting Michael Haynes.

*SOB*
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on October 14, 2010, 12:17:11 PM
Michael Haynes was/is a really nice guy.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Tony on October 14, 2010, 11:34:05 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 14, 2010, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Tony on October 14, 2010, 09:59:45 AM
If he can be a decent guard, then who cares if he failed at being a tackle? it would still be a good draft pick compared to most of Angelo's fuck ups.

Because it's a shitty use of the #16 overall draft pick and salary cap allocation.  That's great if he can be really good.  Robert Gallery turned out to be a pretty decent guard.  Doesn't mean $9 against the cap and being taken #2 overall is all good.

I contend that even if he turns out to be a very good guard, it's still a fuckup pick by Angelo.  You can't consider drafting a guard in the first round and paying him left tackle money a good thing, ever.

Still a fuck up, yeah, but I was taking the glass half full approach. I'm more concerned about keeping Cutler's brains from being totally scrambled, and if playing Williams at guard helps then I'm all for it.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 09, 2010, 06:30:53 PM
Let's get some good synergy going with the only site thread. Parking at Bears games: How, where, how much, etc. Enlighten me, oh cacophony of Cutler cock chuggers.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on November 09, 2010, 06:46:59 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 09, 2010, 06:30:53 PM
Let's get some good synergy going with the only site thread. Parking at Bears games: How, where, how much, etc. Enlighten me, oh cacophony of Cutler cock chuggers.

State Street and Wabash at around 8-11th - There are some parking lots that will run you around $30-40 to park for the day. It's a bit of a walk, but if you're really, really fat, you can always hop in a rickshaw and have somebody haul your fat ass through Grant Park. 
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: flannj on November 09, 2010, 08:27:03 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 09, 2010, 06:30:53 PM
Let's get some good synergy going with the only site thread. Parking at Bears games: How, where, how much, etc. Enlighten me, oh cacophony of Cutler cock chuggers.

Why not stop in at one of the bars that run shuttles?

Free, downtown, lots of parking garages in the area. And the most suspect bathrooms short of a Metra train. (http://www.alcocks.com/events.htm)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 09, 2010, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 09, 2010, 08:27:03 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 09, 2010, 06:30:53 PM
Let's get some good synergy going with the only site thread. Parking at Bears games: How, where, how much, etc. Enlighten me, oh cacophony of Cutler cock chuggers.

Why not stop in at one of the bars that run shuttles?

Free, downtown, lots of parking garages in the area. And the most suspect bathrooms short of a Metra train. (http://www.alcocks.com/events.htm)

I am extremely suspicious of a link to "alcocks.com", especially considering Yellon's photo of Todd's junk linked from the lead story of this very website.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: flannj on November 09, 2010, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 09, 2010, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 09, 2010, 08:27:03 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 09, 2010, 06:30:53 PM
Let's get some good synergy going with the only site thread. Parking at Bears games: How, where, how much, etc. Enlighten me, oh cacophony of Cutler cock chuggers.

Why not stop in at one of the bars that run shuttles?

Free, downtown, lots of parking garages in the area. And the most suspect bathrooms short of a Metra train. (http://www.alcocks.com/events.htm)

I am extremely suspicious of a link to "alcocks.com", especially considering Yellon's photo of Todd's junk linked from the lead story of this very website.

Just carrying on with the Only Site vibe...

(http://www.alcocks.com/images/alcocks/L1000025.jpg)

411 S. Wells
Behind the old Insurance Exchange Building and the Board of Trade.

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 09, 2010, 10:34:00 PM
I never drive but last year, acting as a lookout for my brother who was, I discovered a parking garage at Clark and Harrison for five freaking bucks.  I told my cousin, who also drives to a number of games.  When he took my advice later in the season, he informed that the price had gone up...to 6 bucks.  

All of this struck me as strange as the lot just south of there--a kitty corner from Blackies on Polk and Clark--which used to be $10 as recently as 3 years ago had gone up to $20 by last year. And yet it was merely one block away from the 5 dollar structure.  Anyway, this garageis is at the southwest corner of Clark and Harrison, the sign is yellow lettering on a blue background, but it's not a parking company that you've seen anywhere else in the Loop, so it'll actually stand out from what you're familiar with.  They're clearly some out-of-town parking company that's not paying attention--or at least as recently as last year they weren't.  They may have wised up since last year (although until now I've been very careful about whom I share this valuable information with) and have jacked the price up to 15, 20 bucks, but I recommend checking it out.  Like Apex said, it's a haul, but unless you're some high roller with a Soldier Field parking permit, there's nowhere for you to park that's not going to also entail at least a one mile walk.  And if you're going to walk one mile, what's two, which is about how far Clark and Harrison is from Soldier.

Also, they actually have a men's room.  A legit pisser at a parking garage.  It's like you died and went to tailgate heaven.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on November 10, 2010, 06:16:54 AM
Quote from: flannj on November 09, 2010, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 09, 2010, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 09, 2010, 08:27:03 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 09, 2010, 06:30:53 PM
Let's get some good synergy going with the only site thread. Parking at Bears games: How, where, how much, etc. Enlighten me, oh cacophony of Cutler cock chuggers.

Why not stop in at one of the bars that run shuttles?

Free, downtown, lots of parking garages in the area. And the most suspect bathrooms short of a Metra train. (http://www.alcocks.com/events.htm)

I am extremely suspicious of a link to "alcocks.com", especially considering Yellon's photo of Todd's junk linked from the lead story of this very website.

Just carrying on with the Only Site vibe...

(http://www.alcocks.com/images/alcocks/L1000025.jpg)

411 S. Wells
Behind the old Insurance Exchange Building and the Board of Trade.



It's also about a thousand times cooler than teh piece of shit, TDubbsian joint Cactus across the street.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: flannj on November 10, 2010, 07:30:58 AM
Quote from: Oleg on November 10, 2010, 06:16:54 AM
Quote from: flannj on November 09, 2010, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 09, 2010, 08:34:28 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 09, 2010, 08:27:03 PM
Quote from: Night Man on November 09, 2010, 06:30:53 PM
Let's get some good synergy going with the only site thread. Parking at Bears games: How, where, how much, etc. Enlighten me, oh cacophony of Cutler cock chuggers.

Why not stop in at one of the bars that run shuttles?

Free, downtown, lots of parking garages in the area. And the most suspect bathrooms short of a Metra train. (http://www.alcocks.com/events.htm)

I am extremely suspicious of a link to "alcocks.com", especially considering Yellon's photo of Todd's junk linked from the lead story of this very website.

Just carrying on with the Only Site vibe...

(http://www.alcocks.com/images/alcocks/L1000025.jpg)

411 S. Wells
Behind the old Insurance Exchange Building and the Board of Trade.



It's also about a thousand times cooler than teh piece of shit, TDubbsian joint Cactus across the street.

THIS.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: R-V on November 10, 2010, 08:07:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 09, 2010, 10:34:00 PMI never drive but last year, acting as a lookout for my brother who was, I discovered a parking garage at Clark and Harrison for five freaking bucks.

(http://www.backtotheeighties.net/images/rain-man-in-car1.jpeg)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 10, 2010, 08:24:03 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 10, 2010, 08:07:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 09, 2010, 10:34:00 PMI never drive but last year, acting as a lookout for my brother who was, I discovered a parking garage at Clark and Harrison for five freaking bucks.

(http://www.backtotheeighties.net/images/rain-man-in-car1.jpeg)

I laughed.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Bort on November 10, 2010, 08:45:24 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 09, 2010, 10:34:00 PM
(although until now I've been very careful about whom I share this valuable information with)

Don't worry. The internet is sure to keep your secret.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on November 14, 2010, 10:26:23 PM
Can we just have some bonertime for the Bears defense this year?

16.2 PPG (3rd Best)
301 Total YPG (5th)
219 Pass YPG (17th)
66.7 Opposing Passer rating (1st)
14 Interceptions (1st)
6 Passing TDs allowed (1st)
82.3 Rush YPG (2nd)
32% 3rd Down % (2nd)

Jesus, I feel like one two game pank-stretch by Cutler against the Seahawks and the Redskins has made everyone completely oblivious to the fact that the reason the Bears will make the playoffs this year is the fact that they have, by any measuring stick, one of the best defenses in the entire league.

Not directing that at this collective, but I hear people talking about how the Bears will "make the race interesting for Green Bay" and I want to choke somebody because I feel like the only person who remembers that the Bears beat Green Bay and maybe, just maybe, they aren't fucking miles behind them in talent.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on November 15, 2010, 07:53:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 14, 2010, 10:26:23 PM
Can we just have some bonertime for the Bears defense this year?

16.2 PPG (3rd Best)
301 Total YPG (5th)
219 Pass YPG (17th)
66.7 Opposing Passer rating (1st)
14 Interceptions (1st)
6 Passing TDs allowed (1st)
82.3 Rush YPG (2nd)
32% 3rd Down % (2nd)

Jesus, I feel like one two game pank-stretch by Cutler against the Seahawks and the Redskins has made everyone completely oblivious to the fact that the reason the Bears will make the playoffs this year is the fact that they have, by any measuring stick, one of the best defenses in the entire league.

Not directing that at this collective, but I hear people talking about how the Bears will "make the race interesting for Green Bay" and I want to choke somebody because I feel like the only person who remembers that the Bears beat Green Bay and maybe, just maybe, they aren't fucking miles behind them in talent.


Last night I watched a replay of the Bears 2006 game at Minnesota on NFL Network OnDemand. I feel like this defense is basically equal to that one. The 2006 team had versions of Tommie/Urlacher/Briggs that really lit up the screen. They were all three clearly faster and more agile at least in that game. But they had no Julius Peppers. They did have a healthy Mike Brown at that point too so I think the one-game per season sample size I took in yesterday would be an inefficient comparison altogether. But I think this year's team might be close and if they stay healthy like that team unfortunately did not, they could go just as far. WRAP UP AND GANG UP AND KNOCK THAT BITCH OUT

The Bears season that this one reminds of the most so far is 2005. Because the Bears are so obviously flawed and have slipped up against some inferior-ass teams. But they are staying competitive and getting it done with defense and special teams while hoping and praying that the offense doesn't piss away the whole damned turd circus.

The difference between this season and that one is not only Jay Cutler >>>> Neckbeard but the Packers are neck and neck with the Bears, while the 2005 team wrapped up the division on like Labor Day or some shit.

The point of this post is basically this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 15, 2010, 08:36:50 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 15, 2010, 07:53:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 14, 2010, 10:26:23 PM
Can we just have some bonertime for the Bears defense this year?

16.2 PPG (3rd Best)
301 Total YPG (5th)
219 Pass YPG (17th)
66.7 Opposing Passer rating (1st)
14 Interceptions (1st)
6 Passing TDs allowed (1st)
82.3 Rush YPG (2nd)
32% 3rd Down % (2nd)

Jesus, I feel like one two game pank-stretch by Cutler against the Seahawks and the Redskins has made everyone completely oblivious to the fact that the reason the Bears will make the playoffs this year is the fact that they have, by any measuring stick, one of the best defenses in the entire league.

Not directing that at this collective, but I hear people talking about how the Bears will "make the race interesting for Green Bay" and I want to choke somebody because I feel like the only person who remembers that the Bears beat Green Bay and maybe, just maybe, they aren't fucking miles behind them in talent.


Last night I watched a replay of the Bears 2006 game at Minnesota on NFL Network OnDemand. I feel like this defense is basically equal to that one. The 2006 team had versions of Tommie/Urlacher/Briggs that really lit up the screen. They were all three clearly faster and more agile at least in that game. But they had no Julius Peppers. They did have a healthy Mike Brown at that point too so I think the one-game per season sample size I took in yesterday would be an inefficient comparison altogether. But I think this year's team might be close and if they stay healthy like that team unfortunately did not, they could go just as far. WRAP UP AND GANG UP AND KNOCK THAT BITCH OUT

The Bears season that this one reminds of the most so far is 2005. Because the Bears are so obviously flawed and have slipped up against some inferior-ass teams. But they are staying competitive and getting it done with defense and special teams while hoping and praying that the offense doesn't piss away the whole damned turd circus.

The difference between this season and that one is not only Jay Cutler >>>> Neckbeard but the Packers are neck and neck with the Bears, while the 2005 team wrapped up the division on like Labor Day or some shit.

The point of this post is basically this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s

I have great fondness for the '84 and '05 defenses.  Briggs at 100% health and Peppers can be like a two-man Jefferson from Ridgemont High.

That Packer game was the best game they've played so far, even after yesterday, but yesterday was nice.  Was Jared Allen hurt?  Didn't hear his name too much. 

I really hope that endzone pic is the last one of Cutler's career.  He was otherwise  practically perfect yesterday.  Besides, those picks have gotten old, even for a mediocre QB.    Please go 10 years without one to balance them out.  You can do it.  Keep a picture of today's interception on your fridge. 

6-3.  Huzzah.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on November 15, 2010, 08:45:41 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2010, 08:36:50 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 15, 2010, 07:53:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 14, 2010, 10:26:23 PM
Can we just have some bonertime for the Bears defense this year?

16.2 PPG (3rd Best)
301 Total YPG (5th)
219 Pass YPG (17th)
66.7 Opposing Passer rating (1st)
14 Interceptions (1st)
6 Passing TDs allowed (1st)
82.3 Rush YPG (2nd)
32% 3rd Down % (2nd)

Jesus, I feel like one two game pank-stretch by Cutler against the Seahawks and the Redskins has made everyone completely oblivious to the fact that the reason the Bears will make the playoffs this year is the fact that they have, by any measuring stick, one of the best defenses in the entire league.

Not directing that at this collective, but I hear people talking about how the Bears will "make the race interesting for Green Bay" and I want to choke somebody because I feel like the only person who remembers that the Bears beat Green Bay and maybe, just maybe, they aren't fucking miles behind them in talent.


Last night I watched a replay of the Bears 2006 game at Minnesota on NFL Network OnDemand. I feel like this defense is basically equal to that one. The 2006 team had versions of Tommie/Urlacher/Briggs that really lit up the screen. They were all three clearly faster and more agile at least in that game. But they had no Julius Peppers. They did have a healthy Mike Brown at that point too so I think the one-game per season sample size I took in yesterday would be an inefficient comparison altogether. But I think this year's team might be close and if they stay healthy like that team unfortunately did not, they could go just as far. WRAP UP AND GANG UP AND KNOCK THAT BITCH OUT

The Bears season that this one reminds of the most so far is 2005. Because the Bears are so obviously flawed and have slipped up against some inferior-ass teams. But they are staying competitive and getting it done with defense and special teams while hoping and praying that the offense doesn't piss away the whole damned turd circus.

The difference between this season and that one is not only Jay Cutler >>>> Neckbeard but the Packers are neck and neck with the Bears, while the 2005 team wrapped up the division on like Labor Day or some shit.

The point of this post is basically this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s

I have great fondness for the '84 and '05 defenses.  Briggs at 100% health and Peppers can be like a two-man Jefferson from Ridgemont High.

That Packer game was the best game they've played so far, even after yesterday, but yesterday was nice.  Was Jared Allen hurt?  Didn't hear his name too much. 

I really hope that endzone pic is the last one of Cutler's career.  He was otherwise  practically perfect yesterday.  Besides, those picks have gotten old, even for a mediocre QB.    Please go 10 years without one to balance them out.  You can do it.  Keep a picture of today's interception on your fridge. 

6-3.  Huzzah.

Would have been way cooler with RZA doing the score...just sayin'.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 15, 2010, 08:47:38 AM
Quote from: Oleg on November 15, 2010, 08:45:41 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2010, 08:36:50 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 15, 2010, 07:53:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 14, 2010, 10:26:23 PM
Can we just have some bonertime for the Bears defense this year?

16.2 PPG (3rd Best)
301 Total YPG (5th)
219 Pass YPG (17th)
66.7 Opposing Passer rating (1st)
14 Interceptions (1st)
6 Passing TDs allowed (1st)
82.3 Rush YPG (2nd)
32% 3rd Down % (2nd)

Jesus, I feel like one two game pank-stretch by Cutler against the Seahawks and the Redskins has made everyone completely oblivious to the fact that the reason the Bears will make the playoffs this year is the fact that they have, by any measuring stick, one of the best defenses in the entire league.

Not directing that at this collective, but I hear people talking about how the Bears will "make the race interesting for Green Bay" and I want to choke somebody because I feel like the only person who remembers that the Bears beat Green Bay and maybe, just maybe, they aren't fucking miles behind them in talent.


Last night I watched a replay of the Bears 2006 game at Minnesota on NFL Network OnDemand. I feel like this defense is basically equal to that one. The 2006 team had versions of Tommie/Urlacher/Briggs that really lit up the screen. They were all three clearly faster and more agile at least in that game. But they had no Julius Peppers. They did have a healthy Mike Brown at that point too so I think the one-game per season sample size I took in yesterday would be an inefficient comparison altogether. But I think this year's team might be close and if they stay healthy like that team unfortunately did not, they could go just as far. WRAP UP AND GANG UP AND KNOCK THAT BITCH OUT

The Bears season that this one reminds of the most so far is 2005. Because the Bears are so obviously flawed and have slipped up against some inferior-ass teams. But they are staying competitive and getting it done with defense and special teams while hoping and praying that the offense doesn't piss away the whole damned turd circus.

The difference between this season and that one is not only Jay Cutler >>>> Neckbeard but the Packers are neck and neck with the Bears, while the 2005 team wrapped up the division on like Labor Day or some shit.

The point of this post is basically this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s

I have great fondness for the '84 and '05 defenses.  Briggs at 100% health and Peppers can be like a two-man Jefferson from Ridgemont High.

That Packer game was the best game they've played so far, even after yesterday, but yesterday was nice.  Was Jared Allen hurt?  Didn't hear his name too much. 

I really hope that endzone pic is the last one of Cutler's career.  He was otherwise  practically perfect yesterday.  Besides, those picks have gotten old, even for a mediocre QB.    Please go 10 years without one to balance them out.  You can do it.  Keep a picture of today's interception on your fridge. 

6-3.  Huzzah.

Would have been way cooler with RZA doing the score...just sayin'.

I can't find the clip of it on YouTube.  Even if you Google "Spicoli ultimate set of tools jefferson's brother ridgemont high football" you don't get either scene.

Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Brownie on November 15, 2010, 08:48:29 AM
To be fair about the pick Cutler threw in the end zone, it looked like he was supposed to roll left, but Omiyale whiffed on his block that Cutler ran into what he thought must have been Alan Page in the backfield. So he made a U-turn. There was no running lane and Cris Collinsworth (inventor of professional football) has said that Cutler's a terrible human being for daring to take a sack, so Cutler tried to force a play and avoid a sack.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 15, 2010, 08:48:44 AM
JEFFERSON.

JEFFERSON!!

JEFFERSON!!!!
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 15, 2010, 08:50:09 AM
Quote from: Brownie on November 15, 2010, 08:48:29 AM
To be fair about the pick Cutler threw in the end zone, it looked like he was supposed to roll left, but Omiyale whiffed on his block that Cutler ran into what he thought must have been Alan Page in the backfield. So he made a U-turn. There was no running lane and Cris Collinsworth (inventor of professional football) has said that Cutler's a terrible human being for daring to take a sack, so Cutler tried to force a play and avoid a sack.

Fine whatever.  Just please gord let it be the last of his professional life.  And Fuck Cris Collinsowrth and his missing "h".
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on November 15, 2010, 08:51:09 AM
Quote from: Brownie on November 15, 2010, 08:48:29 AM
To be fair about the pick Cutler threw in the end zone, it looked like he was supposed to roll left, but Omiyale whiffed on his block that Cutler ran into what he thought must have been Alan Page in the backfield. So he made a U-turn. There was no running lane and Cris Collinsworth (inventor of professional football) has said that Cutler's a terrible human being for daring to take a sack, so Cutler tried to force a play and avoid a sack.

Forget it.  It's PankWorld.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 15, 2010, 08:54:59 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2010, 08:50:09 AM
Quote from: Brownie on November 15, 2010, 08:48:29 AM
To be fair about the pick Cutler threw in the end zone, it looked like he was supposed to roll left, but Omiyale whiffed on his block that Cutler ran into what he thought must have been Alan Page in the backfield. So he made a U-turn. There was no running lane and Cris Collinsworth (inventor of professional football) has said that Cutler's a terrible human being for daring to take a sack, so Cutler tried to force a play and avoid a sack.

Fine whatever.  Just please gord let it be the last of his professional life.  And Fuck Cris Collinsowrth and his missing "h".

And fuck Cris Collinsworth too, for good measure.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 15, 2010, 09:04:45 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 15, 2010, 08:54:59 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2010, 08:50:09 AM
Quote from: Brownie on November 15, 2010, 08:48:29 AM
To be fair about the pick Cutler threw in the end zone, it looked like he was supposed to roll left, but Omiyale whiffed on his block that Cutler ran into what he thought must have been Alan Page in the backfield. So he made a U-turn. There was no running lane and Cris Collinsworth (inventor of professional football) has said that Cutler's a terrible human being for daring to take a sack, so Cutler tried to force a play and avoid a sack.

Fine whatever.  Just please gord let it be the last of his professional life.  And Fuck Cris Collinsowrth and his missing "h".

And fuck Cris Collinsworth too, for good measure.

Forget it.  It's PANK Town.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 15, 2010, 09:23:29 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2010, 08:50:09 AM
Quote from: Brownie on November 15, 2010, 08:48:29 AM
To be fair about the pick Cutler threw in the end zone, it looked like he was supposed to roll left, but Omiyale whiffed on his block that Cutler ran into what he thought must have been Alan Page in the backfield. So he made a U-turn. There was no running lane and Cris Collinsworth (inventor of professional football) has said that Cutler's a terrible human being for daring to take a sack, so Cutler tried to force a play and avoid a sack.

Fine whatever.  Just please gord let it be the last of his professional life.  And Fuck Cris Collinsowrth and his missing "h".

He probably lost it that time he was just missed by a '83 Caddy driven by Thom Brennaman on U.S. 41 south of Green Bay.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Oleg on November 15, 2010, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2010, 09:04:45 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 15, 2010, 08:54:59 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2010, 08:50:09 AM
Quote from: Brownie on November 15, 2010, 08:48:29 AM
To be fair about the pick Cutler threw in the end zone, it looked like he was supposed to roll left, but Omiyale whiffed on his block that Cutler ran into what he thought must have been Alan Page in the backfield. So he made a U-turn. There was no running lane and Cris Collinsworth (inventor of professional football) has said that Cutler's a terrible human being for daring to take a sack, so Cutler tried to force a play and avoid a sack.

Fine whatever.  Just please gord let it be the last of his professional life.  And Fuck Cris Collinsowrth and his missing "h".

And fuck Cris Collinsworth too, for good measure.

Forget it.  It's PANK Town.

That will make it a lot easier to avoid.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 15, 2010, 09:45:19 AM
Quote from: Oleg on November 15, 2010, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2010, 09:04:45 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 15, 2010, 08:54:59 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2010, 08:50:09 AM
Quote from: Brownie on November 15, 2010, 08:48:29 AM
To be fair about the pick Cutler threw in the end zone, it looked like he was supposed to roll left, but Omiyale whiffed on his block that Cutler ran into what he thought must have been Alan Page in the backfield. So he made a U-turn. There was no running lane and Cris Collinsworth (inventor of professional football) has said that Cutler's a terrible human being for daring to take a sack, so Cutler tried to force a play and avoid a sack.

Fine whatever.  Just please gord let it be the last of his professional life.  And Fuck Cris Collinsowrth and his missing "h".

And fuck Cris Collinsworth too, for good measure.

Forget it.  It's PANK Town.

That will make it a lot easier to avoid.

The streetlights are powered by ANGER.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on November 15, 2010, 12:10:34 PM
This is big.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/40196641/ns/sports-player_news/

Jay Klong: probably out vs. Bears. Good luck with blocking all that Wildcat trickeration.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on December 01, 2010, 07:44:01 AM
So Trent Dilfer says he doesn't think the Bears' style can win in the playoffs. Here's my question: how the fuck can Trent Dilfer of anybody argue that a team with an average offense and a great defense can't win in the playoffs? Dilfer is the least-deserving Superbowl winning quarterback of all-time. Granted, the 2000 season was somewhat of an anomaly since fate conspired to have Kerry Collins and Trent Dilfer face off in the Superbowl, but still.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Slaky on December 01, 2010, 07:46:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 01, 2010, 07:44:01 AM
So Trent Dilfer says he doesn't think the Bears' style can win in the playoffs. Here's my question: how the fuck can Trent Dilfer of anybody argue that a team with an average offense and a great defense can't win in the playoffs? Dilfer is the least-deserving Superbowl winning quarterback of all-time. Granted, the 2000 season was somewhat of an anomaly since fate conspired to have Kerry Collins and Trent Dilfer face off in the Superbowl, but still.

Because Trent Dilfer is a pile of determined wrongness never seen by the human eye. I swear every time he talks I want to punch his upside down face right off his face.

Seriously. You look like a foot with eyes. Go die in a polluted lake.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on December 01, 2010, 07:49:56 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 01, 2010, 07:46:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 01, 2010, 07:44:01 AM
So Trent Dilfer says he doesn't think the Bears' style can win in the playoffs. Here's my question: how the fuck can Trent Dilfer of anybody argue that a team with an average offense and a great defense can't win in the playoffs? Dilfer is the least-deserving Superbowl winning quarterback of all-time. Granted, the 2000 season was somewhat of an anomaly since fate conspired to have Kerry Collins and Trent Dilfer face off in the Superbowl, but still.

Because Trent Dilfer is a pile of determined wrongness never seen by the human eye. I swear every time he talks I want to punch his upside down face right off his face.

Seriously. You look like a foot with eyes. Go die in a polluted lake.

THIS. Jesus Christ, and I've never seen someone so apt to praise QBs like Jon Kitna, Kyle Orton, David Garrard and jump down the throats of guys like Cutler. I swear he has some agenda of attempting to raise the reputation of "game managers" until someday people don't say "Trent Dilfer won a Superbowl? What a f*%king joke."
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on December 01, 2010, 07:56:34 AM
DPD. Also, because it amuses me, here is Trent Dilfer's hilarious statline from 1995:

224/415 (54.0%), 2774 YDs, 4 TDs, 18 INTs, 6.7 YPA, 60.1 Rating.

He's no Jake Plummer circa 1999, and I'm aware that many poor players have been decent analysts, but I'll always take that as proof that that man knows nothing about the QB position.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on December 01, 2010, 08:18:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 01, 2010, 07:44:01 AM
So Trent Dilfer says he doesn't think the Bears' style can win in the playoffs. Here's my question: how the fuck can Trent Dilfer of anybody argue that a team with an average offense and a great defense can't win in the playoffs? Dilfer is the least-deserving Superbowl winning quarterback of all-time. Granted, the 2000 season was somewhat of an anomaly since fate conspired to have Kerry Collins and Trent Dilfer face off in the Superbowl, but still.

What is the Bears' "style" he's speaking of? The one that produced 31 points against Philly or the one that gave up 9 first-half sacks to the Giants? Or is he concerned that the defense and special teams are too good? I kind of agree that if the Bears fail to score enough points, they'll eventually lose to a team that scores a bunch. Fro Dog taught me that. He should work for ESPN.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 01, 2010, 08:47:02 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 01, 2010, 08:18:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 01, 2010, 07:44:01 AM
So Trent Dilfer says he doesn't think the Bears' style can win in the playoffs. Here's my question: how the fuck can Trent Dilfer of anybody argue that a team with an average offense and a great defense can't win in the playoffs? Dilfer is the least-deserving Superbowl winning quarterback of all-time. Granted, the 2000 season was somewhat of an anomaly since fate conspired to have Kerry Collins and Trent Dilfer face off in the Superbowl, but still.

What is the Bears' "style" he's speaking of? The one that produced 31 points against Philly or the one that gave up 9 first-half sacks to the Giants? Or is he concerned that the defense and special teams are too good? I kind of agree that if the Bears fail to score enough points, they'll eventually lose to a team that scores a bunch. Fro Dog taught me that. He should work for ESPN.

Someone needs to explain to Dilfer that this is an 11-on-11 game.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 01, 2010, 09:11:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 01, 2010, 07:56:34 AM
DPD. Also, because it amuses me, here is Trent Dilfer's hilarious statline from 1995:

224/415 (54.0%), 2774 YDs, 4 TDs, 18 INTs, 6.7 YPA, 60.1 Rating.

He's no Jake Plummer circa 1999, and I'm aware that many poor players have been decent analysts, but I'll always take that as proof that that man knows nothing about the QB position.

*shakes fist*
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on December 01, 2010, 01:00:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73dW4740ILE&feature=related For anyone wanting a fond memory who missed this in the shoutbox.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Internet Apex on December 01, 2010, 01:05:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 01, 2010, 01:00:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73dW4740ILE&feature=related For anyone wanting a fond memory who missed this in the shoutbox.

We've done that here before but no worries because it will never stop being the balls.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: BC on December 01, 2010, 01:06:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 01, 2010, 01:00:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73dW4740ILE&feature=related For anyone wanting a fond memory who missed this in the shoutbox.

Yes! This was also the infamous Bonnie Bernstein "Two Dicks? Wow!" game...
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: JD on June 05, 2014, 08:37:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 23, 2010, 06:20:43 PM
DPD. The Panthers take Jimmy Clausen. That's no fun. Even Jimmy Clausen can't make me give a shit enough about the Panthers to hate them. I was Really hoping the Vikings would take him.

We have a Clausen sighting!  I mean, signing.

http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/288853/bears-sign-jimmy-clausen-as-potential-backup (http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/288853/bears-sign-jimmy-clausen-as-potential-backup)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Yeti on June 05, 2014, 09:04:09 PM
Quote from: JD on June 05, 2014, 08:37:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 23, 2010, 06:20:43 PM
DPD. The Panthers take Jimmy Clausen. That's no fun. Even Jimmy Clausen can't make me give a shit enough about the Panthers to hate them. I was Really hoping the Vikings would take him.

We have a Clausen sighting!  I mean, signing.

http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/288853/bears-sign-jimmy-clausen-as-potential-backup (http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/288853/bears-sign-jimmy-clausen-as-potential-backup)

Please don't leave me
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: JD on June 05, 2014, 09:08:10 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 05, 2014, 09:04:09 PM
Quote from: JD on June 05, 2014, 08:37:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 23, 2010, 06:20:43 PM
DPD. The Panthers take Jimmy Clausen. That's no fun. Even Jimmy Clausen can't make me give a shit enough about the Panthers to hate them. I was Really hoping the Vikings would take him.

We have a Clausen sighting!  I mean, signing.

http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/288853/bears-sign-jimmy-clausen-as-potential-backup (http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/288853/bears-sign-jimmy-clausen-as-potential-backup)

Please don't leave me

Don't you worry.  I'll be here at least as long as Clausen.




Not physically, of course.  I still live in Arkansas, guys. 
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on June 06, 2014, 12:54:18 PM
Of all the fucking fuck faces to choose from, the QB whisperer chooses the fuckiest fuck face who ever fucked.  Ugh.
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 06, 2014, 12:56:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2014, 12:54:18 PM
Of all the fucking fuck faces to choose from, the QB whisperer chooses the fuckiest fuck face who ever fucked.  Ugh.

So now you don't like the Cutler deal?
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: PenFoe on June 06, 2014, 12:59:35 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 06, 2014, 12:56:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2014, 12:54:18 PM
Of all the fucking fuck faces to choose from, the QB whisperer chooses the fuckiest fuck face who ever fucked.  Ugh.

So now you don't like the Cutler deal?

(http://noshameonlypride.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/14.gif)
Title: Re: 2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive
Post by: SKO on June 06, 2014, 01:01:55 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 06, 2014, 12:59:35 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 06, 2014, 12:56:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2014, 12:54:18 PM
Of all the fucking fuck faces to choose from, the QB whisperer chooses the fuckiest fuck face who ever fucked.  Ugh.

So now you don't like the Cutler deal?

(http://noshameonlypride.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/14.gif)

I saw that coming, and yet I let it happen anyway