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Title: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 08:11:39 AM
He's about to kick it.

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jun/03/sports/la-sp-0604-john-wooden-20100604
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Oleg on June 04, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
MODS!!!!
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: MAD on June 04, 2010, 09:20:20 AM
Dammit, Slak.  He's been on death's door for 20 years.  Don't do this to me, man...I need this!!!
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: BigDrinky on June 04, 2010, 09:27:19 AM
Can't happen... that would give me two scores this week.  Way too Reaperish.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 09:30:27 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 04, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Waco Kid on June 04, 2010, 09:37:57 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 09:30:27 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 04, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

Wouldn't grave condition mean he is dead? The only way he'll be in a condition suitable for the grave is when he is dead.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: CT III on June 04, 2010, 09:54:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 09:30:27 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 04, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

We get it Slak, you thought of an awesome pun, and you didn't want to be beaten to the punch.

Dirty pool, old man.  Dirty pool.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: MAD on June 04, 2010, 09:57:45 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 04, 2010, 09:54:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 09:30:27 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 04, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

We get it Slak, you thought of an awesome pun, and you didn't want to be beaten to the punch.

Dirty pool, old man.  Dirty pool.

If Wooden survives this year, I'm coming for Slak.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2010, 10:53:53 AM

I would think being 99 is pretty much being in "grave" condition.

At that age, you should buy your bread by the slice.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 12:04:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2010, 10:53:53 AM

I would think being 99 is pretty much being in "grave" condition.

At that age, you should buy your bread by the slice.

I laughed. 
Quote from: CT III on June 04, 2010, 09:54:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 09:30:27 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 04, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

We get it Slak, you thought of an awesome pun, and you didn't want to be beaten to the punch.

Dirty pool, old man.  Dirty pool.

Inspiration struck. I made a move.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Oleg on June 04, 2010, 12:35:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 12:04:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2010, 10:53:53 AM

I would think being 99 is pretty much being in "grave" condition.

At that age, you should buy your bread by the slice.

I laughed. 

Damnit, I did, too.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 04, 2010, 09:47:55 PM
Slaky vindicated. (http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-mew-john-wooden,0,4909616.story)

I believed in you, buddy.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 10:14:22 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 04, 2010, 09:47:55 PM
Slaky vindicated. (http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-mew-john-wooden,0,4909616.story)

I believed in you, buddy.

Your support is what got us through this.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: PenPho on June 04, 2010, 10:14:40 PM
Rack me.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on June 04, 2010, 10:50:40 PM
Big movement today...

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=tEvra8aPSTDmrRGJT9-vybQ&single=true&gid=3&output=html

The mick takes over first with his third kill of the season and BigDrinky comes out of nowhere to take sole possession of third.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: ChuckD on June 04, 2010, 11:02:36 PM
Bam!
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on June 04, 2010, 11:06:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 04, 2010, 11:02:36 PM
Bam!

No, really... Where the hell have you been?
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Slaky on June 06, 2010, 12:38:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on June 04, 2010, 10:50:40 PM
Big movement today...

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=tEvra8aPSTDmrRGJT9-vybQ&single=true&gid=3&output=html

The mick takes over first with his third kill of the season and BigDrinky comes out of nowhere to take sole possession of third.

No shutout for me!
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: Bonk on June 06, 2010, 02:14:33 PM
My No. 1 draft pick keels and I only get four points.

Oh well, being on the board > not being on the board.
Title: Re: John Wooden Casket
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 14, 2010, 08:27:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on June 04, 2010, 11:06:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 04, 2010, 11:02:36 PM
Bam!

No, really... Where the hell have you been?

Intrepid Reader: ChuckD

Preparing to get married, apparently.

Probably in Iowa of all places.