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Title: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: CBStew on June 29, 2010, 09:39:04 AM
I need bloodshed.  It is customary to fire somebody when things are this bad.  They aren't going to fire Piniella or Hendry.  So why not Jaramillo?  Or the first base coach?  Most guys who get on first base never get any farther, so he must be responsible.  Maybe the third base coach is so repulsive that none of the players want to have anything to do with him.  Fire his ass.  Fire the guy in the scoreboard who is responsible for putting up all of those zeroes.  Clear out all of the ticket sellers.  If the Cubs don't sell any tickets they won't have anyone in the stands to encourage management to keep things as they are.  Fire Len and Bob.  I dn't know why, just do it!
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Internet Apex on June 29, 2010, 09:40:45 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 29, 2010, 09:39:04 AM
I need bloodshed.  It is customary to fire somebody when things are this bad.  They aren't going to fire Piniella or Hendry.  So why not Jaramillo?  Or the first base coach?  Most guys who get on first base never get any farther, so he must be responsible.   Maybe the third base coach is so repulsive that none of the players want to have anything to do with him.  Fire his ass.  Fire the guy in the scoreboard who is responsible for putting up all of those zeroes.  Clear out all of the ticket sellers.  If the Cubs don't sell any tickets they won't have anyone in the stands to encourage management to keep things as they are.  Fire Len and Bob.  I dn't know why, just do it!

No sir. Nobody fucks with De Jesus.
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: BH on June 29, 2010, 09:46:29 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 29, 2010, 09:39:04 AM
I need bloodshed.  It is customary to fire somebody when things are this bad.  They aren't going to fire Piniella or Hendry.  So why not Jaramillo?  Or the first base coach?  Most guys who get on first base never get any farther, so he must be responsible.  Maybe the third base coach is so repulsive that none of the players want to have anything to do with him.  Fire his ass.  Fire the guy in the scoreboard who is responsible for putting up all of those zeroes.  Clear out all of the ticket sellers.  If the Cubs don't sell any tickets they won't have anyone in the stands to encourage management to keep things as they are.  Fire Len and Bob.  I dn't know why, just do it!

Calm down Stew. Ricketts doesn't want to make an rash decisions. He's going to need time to evaluate this correctly.
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Slaky on June 29, 2010, 09:48:32 AM
Quote from: BH on June 29, 2010, 09:46:29 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 29, 2010, 09:39:04 AM
I need bloodshed.  It is customary to fire somebody when things are this bad.  They aren't going to fire Piniella or Hendry.  So why not Jaramillo?  Or the first base coach?  Most guys who get on first base never get any farther, so he must be responsible.  Maybe the third base coach is so repulsive that none of the players want to have anything to do with him.  Fire his ass.  Fire the guy in the scoreboard who is responsible for putting up all of those zeroes.  Clear out all of the ticket sellers.  If the Cubs don't sell any tickets they won't have anyone in the stands to encourage management to keep things as they are.  Fire Len and Bob.  I dn't know why, just do it!

Calm down Stew. Ricketts doesn't want to make an rash decisions. He's going to need time to evaluate this correctly.


Hopefully take their time. While they're thinking it over they can extend Hendry for a couple more years just to make sure everything has been fully evaluated.
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Yeti on June 29, 2010, 10:05:47 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 29, 2010, 09:39:04 AM
I need bloodshed.  It is customary to fire somebody when things are this bad.  They aren't going to fire Piniella or Hendry.  So why not Jaramillo?[  Or the first base coach?  Most guys who get on first base never get any farther, so he must be responsible.  Maybe the third base coach is so repulsive that none of the players want to have anything to do with him.  Fire his ass.  Fire the guy in the scoreboard who is responsible for putting up all of those zeroes.  Clear out all of the ticket sellers.  If the Cubs don't sell any tickets they won't have anyone in the stands to encourage management to keep things as they are.  Fire Len and Bob.  I dn't know why, just do it!

Remember when Jaramillo was supposed to be the saviour? Those were .... go.... well, times. They were times.
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: powen01 on June 29, 2010, 10:21:21 AM
Are we still evaluating the guy who makes the nacho helmets?
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Eli on June 29, 2010, 10:26:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 29, 2010, 09:48:32 AM
Hopefully take their time. While they're thinking it over they can extend Hendry for a couple more years just to make sure everything has been fully evaluated.

This is why the season is starting to get frustrating.  The losing doesn't bother me all that much, because I never expected the team to be competitive.  But it's quite obvious that there needs to be a front-office change, so what are they waiting for?  Not only is there no point in letting Hendry finish out the season, it'd probably cause damage long term.  Fire Hendry and let Wilken or that new Kaplan guy be the interim GM while Ricketts finds the next Friedman or Epstein.  That way they'd have a few months on the job to evaluate the team, rather than starting fresh in October or November.  There's absolutely no point in waiting.

As for potential replacements, I'd hope Ricketts looks at this guy (http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/10/rangers-make-more-changes-aj-preller-now.html) or this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Cherington).
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Oleg on June 29, 2010, 10:29:36 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 29, 2010, 09:39:04 AM
I need bloodshed.  It is customary to fire somebody when things are this bad.  They aren't going to fire Piniella or Hendry.  So why not Jaramillo?  Or the first base coach?  Most guys who get on first base never get any farther, so he must be responsible.  Maybe the third base coach is so repulsive that none of the players want to have anything to do with him.  Fire his ass.  Fire the guy in the scoreboard who is responsible for putting up all of those zeroes.  Clear out all of the ticket sellers.  If the Cubs don't sell any tickets they won't have anyone in the stands to encourage management to keep things as they are.  Fire Len and Bob.  I dn't know why, just do it!

Labor lawyer, huh?
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 29, 2010, 10:30:23 AM
Hire Gerald Perry, then fire him again.
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Waco Kid on June 29, 2010, 10:37:49 AM
Right now Tom is too busy looking for the next container to put nachos in.
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Internet Apex on June 29, 2010, 10:39:45 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 29, 2010, 10:29:36 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 29, 2010, 09:39:04 AM
I need bloodshed.  It is customary to fire somebody when things are this bad.  They aren't going to fire Piniella or Hendry.  So why not Jaramillo?  Or the first base coach?  Most guys who get on first base never get any farther, so he must be responsible.  Maybe the third base coach is so repulsive that none of the players want to have anything to do with him.  Fire his ass.  Fire the guy in the scoreboard who is responsible for putting up all of those zeroes.  Clear out all of the ticket sellers.  If the Cubs don't sell any tickets they won't have anyone in the stands to encourage management to keep things as they are.  Fire Len and Bob.  I dn't know why, just do it!

Labor lawyer, huh?

He's advoacting exorbiatant compensation for someone who will do absolutely nothing. Sounds about right.
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on June 29, 2010, 10:41:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 29, 2010, 10:26:35 AM
But it's quite obvious that there needs to be a front-office change, so what are they waiting for?  Not only is there no point in letting Hendry finish out the season, it'd probably cause damage long term.  Fire Hendry and let Wilken or that new Kaplan guy be the interim GM while Ricketts finds the next Friedman or Epstein.  That way they'd have a few months on the job to evaluate the team, rather than starting fresh in October or November.  There's absolutely no point in waiting.

There are 7.5 million reasons for the Ricketts to wait.  Then again, between the noodle and the Toyota sign and their share of the BP Spill Proof Cup money, you'd think they found enough money this year to cover axing Hendry and the money he's due the next three years.

If only they didn't have so much debt to worry about.
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on June 29, 2010, 10:44:20 AM
What bothers me the most is if the Cubs FIREBARNSALE the team.  I would like some competence running that flea market.
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 29, 2010, 10:45:49 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 29, 2010, 10:39:45 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 29, 2010, 10:29:36 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 29, 2010, 09:39:04 AM
I need bloodshed.  It is customary to fire somebody when things are this bad.  They aren't going to fire Piniella or Hendry.  So why not Jaramillo?  Or the first base coach?  Most guys who get on first base never get any farther, so he must be responsible.  Maybe the third base coach is so repulsive that none of the players want to have anything to do with him.  Fire his ass.  Fire the guy in the scoreboard who is responsible for putting up all of those zeroes.  Clear out all of the ticket sellers.  If the Cubs don't sell any tickets they won't have anyone in the stands to encourage management to keep things as they are.  Fire Len and Bob.  I dn't know why, just do it!

Labor lawyer, huh?

He's advoacting exorbiatant compensation for someone who will do absolutely nothing. Sounds about right.

Ouch.
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: R-V on June 29, 2010, 10:49:06 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 29, 2010, 10:26:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 29, 2010, 09:48:32 AM
Hopefully take their time. While they're thinking it over they can extend Hendry for a couple more years just to make sure everything has been fully evaluated.

This is why the season is starting to get frustrating.  The losing doesn't bother me all that much, because I never expected the team to be competitive.  But it's quite obvious that there needs to be a front-office change, so what are they waiting for?  Not only is there no point in letting Hendry finish out the season, it'd probably cause damage long term.  Fire Hendry and let Wilken or that new Kaplan guy be the interim GM while Ricketts finds the next Friedman or Epstein.  That way they'd have a few months on the job to evaluate the team, rather than starting fresh in October or November.  There's absolutely no point in waiting.

As for potential replacements, I'd hope Ricketts looks at this guy (http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/10/rangers-make-more-changes-aj-preller-now.html) or this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Cherington).

You want the Cubs to hire Kip Fagg? You statqueers are so predictable.

QuoteKip Fagg, who most recently has worked as a national amateur crosschecker, is expected to move into the director of amateur scouting role, Josh Boyd, the manager of pro scouting, will likely move up to pro scouting director.

Instead of finding the next Friedman, why don't they just hire the first one?
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Richard Chuggar on June 29, 2010, 11:07:48 AM
Let's start another fucking thread about how awful the Cubs are. 
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: PenPho on June 29, 2010, 11:08:42 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 29, 2010, 10:49:06 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 29, 2010, 10:26:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 29, 2010, 09:48:32 AM
Hopefully take their time. While they're thinking it over they can extend Hendry for a couple more years just to make sure everything has been fully evaluated.

This is why the season is starting to get frustrating.  The losing doesn't bother me all that much, because I never expected the team to be competitive.  But it's quite obvious that there needs to be a front-office change, so what are they waiting for?  Not only is there no point in letting Hendry finish out the season, it'd probably cause damage long term.  Fire Hendry and let Wilken or that new Kaplan guy be the interim GM while Ricketts finds the next Friedman or Epstein.  That way they'd have a few months on the job to evaluate the team, rather than starting fresh in October or November.  There's absolutely no point in waiting.

As for potential replacements, I'd hope Ricketts looks at this guy (http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/10/rangers-make-more-changes-aj-preller-now.html) or this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Cherington).

You want the Cubs to hire Kip Fagg? You statqueers are so predictable.

QuoteKip Fagg, who most recently has worked as a national amateur crosschecker, is expected to move into the director of amateur scouting role, Josh Boyd, the manager of pro scouting, will likely move up to pro scouting director.

Instead of finding the next Friedman, why don't they just hire the first one?

Did I just get insulted?
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: CBStew on June 29, 2010, 12:43:15 PM
So they are sending Z to anger management therapy.  What a waste of time.  If they want to hire a therapist it should be for the whole team .  They should hire that actor in "The Natural" who comes in to tell the team that losing is a disease like syphilis, and then fire him
Title: Re: please fire SOMEBODY
Post by: Brownie on June 29, 2010, 01:48:13 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 29, 2010, 12:43:15 PM
So they are sending Z to anger management therapy.  What a waste of time.  If they want to hire a therapist it should be for the whole team .  They should hire that actor in "The Natural" who comes in to tell the team that losing is a disease like syphilis, and then fire him

Hey that guy worked! The Knights came back to win the pennant despite losing their best player to injury the last 10 games!