On her way out, baby. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/7947514/Zsa-Zsa-Gabor-calls-priest-to-administer-last-rites.html) Everybody's favourite Bohunk, heading to the big wedding chapel in the sky.
Hell, yeah.
She's trying to tie her star to Elvis for eternity?
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 16, 2010, 08:49:38 AM
She's trying to tie her star to Elvis for eternity?
Is she dying in a toilet too?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 16, 2010, 08:58:15 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 16, 2010, 08:49:38 AM
She's trying to tie her star to Elvis for eternity?
Is she dying in a toilet too?
(http://i.imgur.com/dFBMi.jpg)
"Meow, dahling."
I don't know what it is, but "Picture Mommy Dead" was RIGHT THERE for you.
Quote from: Kermit IV on August 16, 2010, 09:13:06 PM
I don't know what it is, but "Picture Mommy Dead" was RIGHT THERE for you.
Shite. Yes, it was. Mine was good, yours is better.
And then we'll have only one more Gabor to place on our Dead Pool Lists...
(http://www.desipio.com/images/bako-tag.jpg)
This is why we don't count our bohunks before they buy the farm...
http://www.examiner.com/celebrity-headlines-in-los-angeles/retract-those-last-rites-zsa-zsa-gabor-is-home-1
QuoteSorry, death pools. Looks like you're going to have to put your money away: Zsa Zsa Gabor's death was a little prematurely anticipated by the socialite herself. After requesting a bedside priest recite the Last Rites to her this weekend, you may have been confused when there weren't any follow-up headlines about her tragic death at 93, or tributes to her sparkly life of slapping cops and dying poodles pink. This is because she's actually at home now, recovering.
Well, sort of. According to her publicist, Gabor would rather pass away in her home than in a creepy, depressing hospital. While doctors offered Gabor the option of additional surgery, she and her Prince husband took a pass in favor of just going home and waiting it out. Only time will tell if she recovers on her own.
Frankly, Zsa Zsa, this whole obsession of yours with "continuing to live" is really getting on my nerves.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 17, 2010, 11:02:41 PM
QuoteSorry, death pools. Looks like you're going to have to put your money away: Zsa Zsa Gabor's death was a little prematurely anticipated by the socialite herself. After requesting a bedside priest recite the Last Rites to her this weekend, you may have been confused when there weren't any follow-up headlines about her tragic death at 93, or tributes to her sparkly life of slapping cops and dying poodles pink. This is because she's actually at home now, recovering.
Recite?
Quote from: Wheezer on August 17, 2010, 11:28:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 17, 2010, 11:02:41 PM
QuoteSorry, death pools. Looks like you're going to have to put your money away: Zsa Zsa Gabor's death was a little prematurely anticipated by the socialite herself. After requesting a bedside priest recite the Last Rites to her this weekend, you may have been confused when there weren't any follow-up headlines about her tragic death at 93, or tributes to her sparkly life of slapping cops and dying poodles pink. This is because she's actually at home now, recovering.
Recite?
From memory.
C'mon, Zsa Zsa. 135 days...you can do it.
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2010, 11:02:41 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:29:35 AM
C'mon, Zsa Zsa. 135 days...you can do it.
THIS
Not only is my Dead Pool lead as precarious as Miss Garbo's mortality, but the
schaudenfreude boner I would get from Thrill doing some premature grave dancing would probably be too much for me to take.
In before lock!
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 11:19:29 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2010, 11:02:41 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:29:35 AM
C'mon, Zsa Zsa. 135 days...you can do it.
THIS
Not only is my Dead Pool lead as precarious as Miss Garbo's mortality, but the schaudenfreude boner I would get from Thrill doing some premature grave dancing would probably be too much for me to take.
I'll just enjoy everyone picking her for 2011 and completely diluting Thrill's pick.
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 11:19:29 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2010, 11:02:41 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:29:35 AM
C'mon, Zsa Zsa. 135 days...you can do it.
THIS
Not only is my Dead Pool lead as precarious as Miss Garbo's mortality, but the schaudenfreude boner I would get from Thrill doing some premature grave dancing would probably be too much for me to take.make me happier than I've been since my Bretty carried off the Lombardi Trophy after Superbowl XXXI
Huey's a Cheesehead'd.
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 11:19:29 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2010, 11:02:41 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:29:35 AM
C'mon, Zsa Zsa. 135 days...you can do it.
THIS
Not only is my Dead Pool lead as precarious as Miss Garbo's mortality, but the schaudenfreude boner I would get from Thrill doing some premature grave dancing would probably be too much for me to take.
Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.
No car from Kilgubbin to River Shannon would be safe from a flipping.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:16:08 AM
Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.
Too late--THIS (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7476.msg223270#msg223270) suffices.
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:16:08 AM
Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.
Too late--THIS (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7476.msg223270#msg223270) suffices.
That's clutching at straws, Brett.
Quote from: Bort on August 19, 2010, 11:28:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:16:08 AM
Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.
Too late--THIS (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7476.msg223270#msg223270) suffices.
That's clutching at straws, Brett.
Or not.
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:35:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 19, 2010, 11:28:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:16:08 AM
Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.
Too late--THIS (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7476.msg223270#msg223270) suffices.
That's clutching at straws, Brett.
Or not.
You put forth a compelling argument.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:47:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:35:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 19, 2010, 11:28:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:16:08 AM
Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.
Too late--THIS (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7476.msg223270#msg223270) suffices.
That's clutching at straws, Brett.
Or not.
You put forth a compelling argument.
The next time this fucking thread gets bumped, there better be some photos of Sarah Spain's tits.
Quote from: PenPho on August 19, 2010, 11:50:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:47:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:35:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 19, 2010, 11:28:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:16:08 AM
Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.
Too late--THIS (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7476.msg223270#msg223270) suffices.
That's clutching at straws, Brett.
Or not.
You put forth a compelling argument.
The next time this fucking thread gets bumped, there better be some photos of Sarah Spain's tits.
Or a dead Hungarian.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:47:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:35:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 19, 2010, 11:28:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:16:08 AM
Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.
Too late--THIS (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7476.msg223270#msg223270) suffices.
That's clutching at straws, Brett.
Or not.
You put forth a compelling argument.
Fine.
Had Thrill put "Die, Bitch, Die!"--assuming it wasn't misintepreted as "The Bitch, The"-- or any variant therof, it would indicate that he was
hoping for her to die; cheering on the Grim Reaper, so to speak--perfectly acceptable. We're all sports fans and rooting for someone's demise within the calendar year is perfectly within the realm of sportsmanship. However, I have difficulty in believing an emphatic "YES!" is anything other than a completely celebratory declarative, and that such a declaration would CLEARLY be indicative of one "counting one's chickens before they hatch" to borrow a popular metaphor of our times--particularly coming as it did on the heels of the following comment (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7476.msg223260#msg223260):
QuoteOn her way out, baby (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/7947514/Zsa-Zsa-Gabor-calls-priest-to-administer-last-rites.html). Everybody's favourite Bohunk, heading to the big wedding chapel in the sky.
which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a
fait accompli and mere hours away.
There. Are you fucking satisfied, you possible death-jinxing hippie?
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:07:48 PM
which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.
What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:11:29 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:07:48 PM
which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.
What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?
You posting an update would have simply been a
more egregious example of celebrating too soon. As it is, I'm going to take your "YES!, wrap it in a Green Bay #4 jersey and sleep with it tonight.
And may Zsa Zsa Gabor live to sip champaigne at midnight on the last day of December.
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:15:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:11:29 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:07:48 PM
which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.
What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?
You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon.
Posting
what update?
Where am I?
Who took my false teeth?
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:15:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:11:29 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:07:48 PM
which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.
What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?
You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon. As it is, I'm going to take your "YES!, wrap it in a Green Bay #4 jersey and sleep with it tonight.
And may Zsa Zsa Gabor live to sip champaigne at midnight on the last day of December.
And hop a flight west so she can croak in another time zone just to piss you off.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:21:52 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:15:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:11:29 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:07:48 PM
which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.
What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?
You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon.
Posting what update?
Where am I?
Who took my false teeth?
Fine.
If you people want your defintions of jinxes clear and concise, vote for me.
If you want to follow the lead of a bumbling buffoon who spoke too soon, vote for my opponent.
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:32:25 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:21:52 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:15:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:11:29 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:07:48 PM
which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.
What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?
You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon.
Posting what update?
Where am I?
Who took my false teeth?
Fine.
If you people want your defintions of jinxes clear and concise, vote for me.
If you want to follow the lead of a bumbling buffoon who spoke too soon, vote for my opponent.
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:32:25 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:21:52 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:15:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:11:29 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:07:48 PM
which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.
What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?
You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon.
Posting what update?
Where am I?
Who took my false teeth?
Fine.
If you people want your defintions of jinxes clear and concise, vote for me.
If you want to follow the lead of a bumbling buffoon who spoke too soon, vote for my opponent.
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Hells yes.
Nobody could rock jorts like that in the early '90's but my Brettsy.
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:41:15 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:32:25 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:21:52 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:15:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 12:11:29 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 12:07:48 PM
which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.
What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?
You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon.
Posting what update?
Where am I?
Who took my false teeth?
Fine.
If you people want your defintions of jinxes clear and concise, vote for me.
If you want to follow the lead of a bumbling buffoon who spoke too soon, vote for my opponent.
(http://i.imgur.com/C56pX.jpg)
Hells yes.
Nobody could rock jorts like that in the early '90's but my Brettsy.
Every Who down in Who-ville loves celebratiing...
But The Mick of the North finds it most aggravating.
The Mick ANGERS ANGER the whole ANGER season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head isn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that the Irish aren't bright.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May be that his Wranglers are two sizes too small.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 01:10:34 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 01:09:31 PM
Thrill's ghey.
Lackluster, Paddy.
Yeah, well, I'm starting to not care. I need more muscle in my frappucinno and, sadly, your verse above was too damn well-crafted to do the trick.
Bump. (http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/08/31/publicist-zsa-zsa-gabor-rushed-to-hospital-found-unresponsive/?hpt=T2)
Bah.
This just means Keith Richards and Abe Vigoda need to make room for a threesome.
Yuck.
Quote from: PANK! on August 31, 2010, 03:02:23 PM
Bah.
This just means Keith Richards and Abe Vigoda need to make room for a threesome.
Yuck.
Calm down. Tank can't hear himself celebrate.
Good God. (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.91cc350cfed23f483b23ec44acc183c7.1a1&show_article=1)
Quote from: PenPho on August 19, 2010, 11:50:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:47:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:35:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 19, 2010, 11:28:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:16:08 AM
Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.
Too late--THIS (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7476.msg223270#msg223270) suffices.
That's clutching at straws, Brett.
Or not.
You put forth a compelling argument.
The next time this fucking thread gets bumped, there better be some photos of Sarah Spain's tits.
Bump.
Quote from: PenPho on September 02, 2010, 03:53:34 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 19, 2010, 11:50:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:47:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:35:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 19, 2010, 11:28:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:16:08 AM
Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.
Too late--THIS (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7476.msg223270#msg223270) suffices.
That's clutching at straws, Brett.
Or not.
You put forth a compelling argument.
The next time this fucking thread gets bumped, there better be some photos of Sarah Spain Palin's tits.
Bump.
My dream'd
Quote from: Yeti on September 02, 2010, 04:25:04 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 02, 2010, 03:53:34 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 19, 2010, 11:50:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:47:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:35:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 19, 2010, 11:28:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:16:08 AM
Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.
Too late--THIS (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7476.msg223270#msg223270) suffices.
That's clutching at straws, Brett.
Or not.
You put forth a compelling argument.
The next time this fucking thread gets bumped, there better be some photos of Sarah Spain Palin's tits.
Bump.
My dream'd
Speak of the devil'd. (http://www.thelog.com/news/logNewsArticle.aspx?x=11255)
Quote from: BH on September 02, 2010, 04:31:56 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 02, 2010, 04:25:04 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 02, 2010, 03:53:34 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 19, 2010, 11:50:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:47:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:35:56 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 19, 2010, 11:28:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2010, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 19, 2010, 11:16:08 AM
Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.
Too late--THIS (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7476.msg223270#msg223270) suffices.
That's clutching at straws, Brett.
Or not.
You put forth a compelling argument.
The next time this fucking thread gets bumped, there better be some photos of Sarah Spain Palin's tits.
Bump.
My dream'd
Speak of the devil'd. (http://www.thelog.com/news/logNewsArticle.aspx?x=11255)
Perfect
Quote from: morpheus on September 02, 2010, 03:50:23 PM
Good God. (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.91cc350cfed23f483b23ec44acc183c7.1a1&show_article=1)
That's the most relevant article Breitbart has ever published.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Ocean_County_Route_109_NJ.svg/450px-Ocean_County_Route_109_NJ.svg.png)
This bitch ain't dead yet?
Source? (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=zsa%20zsa%20gabor%20dead&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbo=u&tbs=nws:1&source=og&sa=N&tab=wn)
Quote from: PANK! on December 07, 2010, 10:23:07 AM
Source? (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=zsa%20zsa%20gabor%20dead&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbo=u&tbs=nws:1&source=og&sa=N&tab=wn)
I think he bumped it to marvel that 'this bitch ain't dead yet' still.
You Hibernian mush brain.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 07, 2010, 11:46:45 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 07, 2010, 10:23:07 AM
Source? (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=zsa%20zsa%20gabor%20dead&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbo=u&tbs=nws:1&source=og&sa=N&tab=wn)
I think he bumped it to marvel that 'this bitch ain't dead yet' still.
You Hibernian mush brain.
Easy pal, don't push him to that grabber until after New Year's.
Let's all laugh at Thrillhomo
Quote from: Yeti on December 30, 2010, 12:05:11 PM
Let's all laugh at Thrillhomo
The mystery of her longevity grows by the day...
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hNzxlTyprp6WfaAAcxf_iiwgiCbQ?docId=CNG.b171f9f39fef60760c2155b7b7b4e21a.3e1
QuoteLOS ANGELES — The husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut.
Gabor, 93, has been in and out of hospital in recent months. But this time, it was self-proclaimed Prince Frederic Von Anhalt who was rushed to hospital after he mistakenly picked up a bottle of nail glue he mistook for eye drops and sealed his eye shut, according to celebrity website TMZ.com.
The colorful 66-year-old German socialite underwent a procedure at a Beverly Hills clinic to unstick his eye. One of his representatives told TMZ he was in good spirits.
Just two months ago, von Anhalt -- who says he was adopted as an adult by a German princess -- was hospitalized for swallowing a bee while sunbathing in his backyard.
This is her caretaker.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2010, 01:18:55 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 30, 2010, 12:05:11 PM
Let's all laugh at Thrillhomo
The mystery of her longevity grows by the day...
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hNzxlTyprp6WfaAAcxf_iiwgiCbQ?docId=CNG.b171f9f39fef60760c2155b7b7b4e21a.3e1
QuoteLOS ANGELES — The husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut.
Gabor, 93, has been in and out of hospital in recent months. But this time, it was self-proclaimed Prince Frederic Von Anhalt who was rushed to hospital after he mistakenly picked up a bottle of nail glue he mistook for eye drops and sealed his eye shut, according to celebrity website TMZ.com.
The colorful 66-year-old German socialite underwent a procedure at a Beverly Hills clinic to unstick his eye. One of his representatives told TMZ he was in good spirits.
Just two months ago, von Anhalt -- who says he was adopted as an adult by a German princess -- was hospitalized for swallowing a bee while sunbathing in his backyard.
This is her caretaker.
Oh, mercy.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2010, 01:18:55 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 30, 2010, 12:05:11 PM
Let's all laugh at Thrillhomo
The mystery of her longevity grows by the day...
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hNzxlTyprp6WfaAAcxf_iiwgiCbQ?docId=CNG.b171f9f39fef60760c2155b7b7b4e21a.3e1
QuoteLOS ANGELES — The husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut.
Gabor, 93, has been in and out of hospital in recent months. But this time, it was self-proclaimed Prince Frederic Von Anhalt who was rushed to hospital after he mistakenly picked up a bottle of nail glue he mistook for eye drops and sealed his eye shut, according to celebrity website TMZ.com.
The colorful 66-year-old German socialite underwent a procedure at a Beverly Hills clinic to unstick his eye. One of his representatives told TMZ he was in good spirits.
Just two months ago, von Anhalt -- who says he was adopted as an adult by a German princess -- was hospitalized for swallowing a bee while sunbathing in his backyard.
This is her caretaker.
He's like a real-life Ralph Wiggum.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2010, 01:18:55 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 30, 2010, 12:05:11 PM
Let's all laugh at Thrillhomo
The mystery of her longevity grows by the day...
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hNzxlTyprp6WfaAAcxf_iiwgiCbQ?docId=CNG.b171f9f39fef60760c2155b7b7b4e21a.3e1
QuoteLOS ANGELES — The husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut.
Gabor, 93, has been in and out of hospital in recent months. But this time, it was self-proclaimed Prince Frederic Von Anhalt who was rushed to hospital after he mistakenly picked up a bottle of nail glue he mistook for eye drops and sealed his eye shut, according to celebrity website TMZ.com.
The colorful 66-year-old German socialite underwent a procedure at a Beverly Hills clinic to unstick his eye. One of his representatives told TMZ he was in good spirits.
Just two months ago, von Anhalt -- who says he was adopted as an adult by a German princess -- was hospitalized for swallowing a bee while sunbathing in his backyard.
This is her caretaker.
This is the funniest thing I've read this week.
By a country mile.
Quote from: PANK! on December 30, 2010, 01:32:23 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2010, 01:18:55 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 30, 2010, 12:05:11 PM
Let's all laugh at Thrillhomo
The mystery of her longevity grows by the day...
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hNzxlTyprp6WfaAAcxf_iiwgiCbQ?docId=CNG.b171f9f39fef60760c2155b7b7b4e21a.3e1
QuoteLOS ANGELES — The husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut.
Gabor, 93, has been in and out of hospital in recent months. But this time, it was self-proclaimed Prince Frederic Von Anhalt who was rushed to hospital after he mistakenly picked up a bottle of nail glue he mistook for eye drops and sealed his eye shut, according to celebrity website TMZ.com.
The colorful 66-year-old German socialite underwent a procedure at a Beverly Hills clinic to unstick his eye. One of his representatives told TMZ he was in good spirits.
Just two months ago, von Anhalt -- who says he was adopted as an adult by a German princess -- was hospitalized for swallowing a bee while sunbathing in his backyard.
This is her caretaker.
This is the funniest thing I've read this week.
By a country mile.
Oh, Mercy.
Whoa, I didn't know this:
QuoteOn July 25, 2007, Prinz von Anhalt was allegedly approached by three women he described as attractive while sitting in his Rolls-Royce in Southern California. They asked him to pose for pictures with them, at which point one of the women robbed him at gunpoint, taking his car keys, jewelry, wallet, driver's license and all his clothes. According to Prinz von Anhalt, his assailants bound him and placed him in handcuffs, yet he managed to call the authorities on a cellular phone. Los Angeles police found him completely naked approximately one hour later. No handcuffs were found at the scene. The culprits apparently drove away in a Chrysler convertible.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fr%C3%A9d%C3%A9ric_Prinz_von_Anhalt
EDIT: oh and this:
QuoteTogether with his wife Zsa Zsa Gabor, Prinz von Anhalt has adopted several men. Among them are: Marcus Prinz von Anhalt (formerly known as Marcus Eberhardt), who refers to himself as "Prince Germany";[8] Oliver Prinz von Anhalt (formerly known as Oliver Bendig); Michael Prinz von Anhalt (formerly known as Michael Killer);[9] as well as Markus Maximilian Prinz von Anhalt.[10] Following the adoption, these men are entitled to use the last name of "Prinz von Anhalt". German newspapers have speculated that Frédéric is effectively selling the name, which would be a criminal offence in Germany and render the adoptions, which were made under German law, invalid.
Quote from: Bort on December 30, 2010, 01:46:59 PM
Whoa, I didn't know this:
QuoteOn July 25, 2007, Prinz von Anhalt was allegedly approached by three women he described as attractive while sitting in his Rolls-Royce in Southern California. They asked him to pose for pictures with them, at which point one of the women robbed him at gunpoint, taking his car keys, jewelry, wallet, driver's license and all his clothes. According to Prinz von Anhalt, his assailants bound him and placed him in handcuffs, yet he managed to call the authorities on a cellular phone. Los Angeles police found him completely naked approximately one hour later. No handcuffs were found at the scene. The culprits apparently drove away in a Chrysler convertible.
That's his story and he's sticking to it.
Wait...he's not really a prince?
SHE JUST WON'T DIE! (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/8236897/Zsa-Zsa-Gabor-rushed-to-hospital-to-have-leg-amputated.html)
Quote from: Tonker on January 03, 2011, 03:38:29 AM
SHE JUST WON'T DIE! (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/8236897/Zsa-Zsa-Gabor-rushed-to-hospital-to-have-leg-amputated.html)
Operation: successful. (http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/zsa-zsa-gabor-undergoes-successful-leg-amputation_1196623)
Quote from: morpheus on January 25, 2011, 10:40:36 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 03, 2011, 03:38:29 AM
SHE JUST WON'T DIE! (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/8236897/Zsa-Zsa-Gabor-rushed-to-hospital-to-have-leg-amputated.html)
Operation: successful. (http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/zsa-zsa-gabor-undergoes-successful-leg-amputation_1196623)
This (http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/22/zsa-zsa-gabor-prince-von-anhalt-lisa-lampanelli-joke-twitter-leg-amputation/) joke has legs.
Quote from: powen01 on January 25, 2011, 10:46:03 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 25, 2011, 10:40:36 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 03, 2011, 03:38:29 AM
SHE JUST WON'T DIE! (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/8236897/Zsa-Zsa-Gabor-rushed-to-hospital-to-have-leg-amputated.html)
Operation: successful. (http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/zsa-zsa-gabor-undergoes-successful-leg-amputation_1196623)
This (http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/22/zsa-zsa-gabor-prince-von-anhalt-lisa-lampanelli-joke-twitter-leg-amputation/) joke has legs.
Something something Rex Ryan.
Now Zsa Zsa's just trolling everybody. (http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-francesca-gabor-hilton-dead-20150106-story.html?track=rss)
Quote from: LA Times
Francesca Hilton, the daughter of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, died in Los Angeles on Monday, her publicist said. She was 67.
Quote from: PANK! on January 06, 2015, 03:48:43 PM
Now Zsa Zsa's just trolling everybody. (http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-francesca-gabor-hilton-dead-20150106-story.html?track=rss)
Quote from: LA Times
Francesca Hilton, the daughter of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, died in Los Angeles on Monday, her publicist said. She was 67.
Holy shit, up until now I was unaware she was
still alive, four fucking years after this thread started. My God.
Quote from: SKO on January 06, 2015, 04:49:57 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 06, 2015, 03:48:43 PM
Now Zsa Zsa's just trolling everybody. (http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-francesca-gabor-hilton-dead-20150106-story.html?track=rss)
Quote from: LA Times
Francesca Hilton, the daughter of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, died in Los Angeles on Monday, her publicist said. She was 67.
Holy shit, up until now I was unaware she was still alive, four fucking years after this thread started. My God.
Zsa Zsa outlasts another one.
Quote from: PANK! on January 06, 2015, 03:48:43 PM
Now Zsa Zsa's just trolling everybody. (http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-francesca-gabor-hilton-dead-20150106-story.html?track=rss)
Quote from: LA Times
Francesca Hilton, the daughter of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, died in Los Angeles on Monday, her publicist said. She was 67.
You culled the best part.
"We were on the phone minutes before she died. We were discussing her book she was writing and a possible deal. She had to go to the restroom. She never made it out," her publicist Edward Lozzi said in a statement.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 07, 2015, 09:16:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 06, 2015, 03:48:43 PM
Now Zsa Zsa's just trolling everybody. (http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-francesca-gabor-hilton-dead-20150106-story.html?track=rss)
Quote from: LA Times
Francesca Hilton, the daughter of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, died in Los Angeles on Monday, her publicist said. She was 67.
You culled the best part.
"We were on the phone minutes before she died. We were discussing her book she was writing and a possible deal. She had to go to the restroom. She never made it out," her publicist Edward Lozzi said in a statement.
So sin the end, just another Elvis impersonator.
Was there something wrong with this thread, Chuck?
Quote from: Tonker on December 19, 2016, 01:38:22 AM
Was there something wrong with this thread, Chuck?
Yeah. I was too lazy to look for it.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 19, 2016, 09:12:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 19, 2016, 01:38:22 AM
Was there something wrong with this thread, Chuck?
Yeah. I was too lazy to look for it.
If one types Zsa Zsa into the search box, this thread is the first result. This took approximately five seconds. Sad!
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 19, 2016, 10:54:37 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 19, 2016, 09:12:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 19, 2016, 01:38:22 AM
Was there something wrong with this thread, Chuck?
Yeah. I was too lazy to look for it.
If one types Zsa Zsa into the search box, this thread is the first result. This took approximately five seconds. Sad!
That's exactly how lazy I am.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 19, 2016, 01:31:24 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 19, 2016, 10:54:37 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 19, 2016, 09:12:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 19, 2016, 01:38:22 AM
Was there something wrong with this thread, Chuck?
Yeah. I was too lazy to look for it.
If one types Zsa Zsa into the search box, this thread is the first result. This took approximately five seconds. Sad!
That's exactly how lazy I am.
Not to defend Chuck, but if I had gotten here first, I wouldn't have bothered either.