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Title: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: Bort on May 27, 2011, 01:47:47 PM
Jeff Conaway. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1391649/Grease-star-Jeff-Conaway-dead-60.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert (http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert)
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert (http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert)

Wow, I expected more from him.
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert (http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert)

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 01, 2011, 08:41:45 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert (http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert)

Wow, I expected more from him.

After his Japanese earthquake jokes (also on Twitter) cost him his Aflac gig?
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 09:22:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert (http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert)

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 01, 2011, 09:50:46 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 09:22:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert (http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert)

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

That's THE Donald to you, mister.
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 09:22:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert (http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert)

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

If I'm not mistaken, he amassed a good deal of his current fortune when his dad died.
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 10:42:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 09:22:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert (http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert)

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

If I'm not mistaken, he amassed a good deal of his current fortune when his dad died.

Then it should be fun to see what happens when Trump dies, not because he's a cumstain, but because his rumplefugly children will probably end up with a lot less than they think.
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: Bort on June 01, 2011, 10:45:50 AM
But he IS a cumstain, right?
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 10:48:23 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 10:42:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 09:22:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert (http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert)

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

If I'm not mistaken, he amassed a good deal of his current fortune when his dad died.

Then it should be fun to see what happens when Trump dies, not because he's a cumstain, but because his rumplefugly children will probably end up with a lot less than they think.

I find Ivanka attractive enough.

Then again, she appears to be the exception, not the rule.
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 10:56:28 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 10:48:23 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 10:42:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 09:22:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert (http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert)

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

If I'm not mistaken, he amassed a good deal of his current fortune when his dad died.

Then it should be fun to see what happens when Trump dies, not because he's a cumstain, but because his rumplefugly children will probably end up with a lot less than they think.

I find Ivanka attractive enough.

Then again, she appears to be the exception, not the rule.

She has moments. Sometimes I can't decide whether or not she has rows upon rows of teeth, like a veneer shark.

Quote from: Bort on June 01, 2011, 10:45:50 AM
But he IS a cumstain, right?

Yes.

Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: flannj on June 01, 2011, 11:03:30 AM
Quote from: Bort on June 01, 2011, 10:45:50 AM
But he IS a cumstain, right?

He certainly is, and for more than just his "politics".

Got a few hours to spare? Do a Google search of "Trump sued" and you'll find nuggets like this. (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/13/nyregion/feeling-deceived-over-homes-that-were-trump-in-name-only.html?_r=1&hp)
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 11:13:41 AM
Quote from: flannj on June 01, 2011, 11:03:30 AM
Quote from: Bort on June 01, 2011, 10:45:50 AM
But he IS a cumstain, right?

He certainly is, and for more than just his "politics".

Got a few hours to spare? Do a Google search of "Trump sued" and you'll find nuggets like this. (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/13/nyregion/feeling-deceived-over-homes-that-were-trump-in-name-only.html?_r=1&hp)

Goddamn, I'm not sure what makes me angrier: Trump's cumstainity or the NYT's insistence on a paginated format for their articles.
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 01, 2011, 11:15:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 10:42:24 AM

Then it should be fun to see what happens when Trump dies, not because he's a cumstain, but because his rumplefugly children will probably end up with a lot less than they think.


Donald Trump is a walking textbook on how to drain every penny of equity out of any real estate parcel.

We'll see if he kicks while Ivanka is still Playboy-worthy, because she ain't getting shit from Dad.
Title: Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
Post by: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 11:21:26 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 11:15:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 10:42:24 AM

Then it should be fun to see what happens when Trump dies, not because he's a cumstain, but because his rumplefugly children will probably end up with a lot less than they think.


Donald Trump is a walking textbook on how to drain every penny of equity out of any real estate parcel.

We'll see if he kicks while Ivanka is still Playboy-worthy, because she ain't getting shit from Dad.


If she keeps shitting out kids she won't be.