Or: The last time you'll see Caleb Hanie alive. Or: The Second Mile High. Or: something equally gross and Tebow Related.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2011, 10:56:00 AM
Or: The last time you'll see Caleb Hanie alive. Or: The Second Mile High. Or: something equally gross and Tebow Related.
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/11/21/12/enhanced-buzz-27378-1321897281-2.jpg)
Quote from: PenPho on December 09, 2011, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2011, 10:56:00 AM
Or: The last time you'll see Caleb Hanie alive. Or: The Second Mile High. Or: something equally gross and Tebow Related.
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/11/21/12/enhanced-buzz-27378-1321897281-2.jpg)
I will never stop loving Nonchalant Pepperspray Cop.
Or Tim Tebow.
Quote from: CT III on December 09, 2011, 11:05:14 AM
Quote from: PenPho on December 09, 2011, 11:00:01 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2011, 10:56:00 AM
Or: The last time you'll see Caleb Hanie alive. Or: The Second Mile High. Or: something equally gross and Tebow Related.
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/11/21/12/enhanced-buzz-27378-1321897281-2.jpg)
I will never stop loving Nonchalant Pepperspray Cop.
Or Tim Tebow.
A solid collection here. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-pepper-spraying-cop-meme)
Possible PWNAGE on the horizon?
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/12/11/report-persistent-chatter-jerry-angelo-could-retire/
QuoteJason La Canfora of NFL Network said on Gameday Morning that there is "persistent chatter" among scouts that Bears G.M. Jerry Angelo could retire. La Canfora mentioned that the decision could hinge on the manner in which the season finishes for the Bears. It's unclear whether that means a great ending would prompt Angelo to walk away triumphantly, or whether a bad one would cause him to disappear with his tail between his legs.
This is all just specific enough to be true!
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2011, 10:39:43 AM
Possible PWNAGE on the horizon?
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/12/11/report-persistent-chatter-jerry-angelo-could-retire/
QuoteJason La Canfora of NFL Network said on Gameday Morning that there is "persistent chatter" among scouts that Bears G.M. Jerry Angelo could retire. La Canfora mentioned that the decision could hinge on the manner in which the season finishes for the Bears. It's unclear whether that means a great ending would prompt Angelo to walk away triumphantly, or whether a bad one would cause him to disappear with his tail between his legs.
This is all just specific enough to be true!
"Then again," added LaCanfora. "He may not retire at all!"
"Let's just see how this all plays out," LaCanfora later added in a completely separate conversation that may or may not have been about the same topic or chili.
Quote from: Slaky on December 11, 2011, 10:41:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2011, 10:39:43 AM
Possible PWNAGE on the horizon?
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/12/11/report-persistent-chatter-jerry-angelo-could-retire/
QuoteJason La Canfora of NFL Network said on Gameday Morning that there is "persistent chatter" among scouts that Bears G.M. Jerry Angelo could retire. La Canfora mentioned that the decision could hinge on the manner in which the season finishes for the Bears. It's unclear whether that means a great ending would prompt Angelo to walk away triumphantly, or whether a bad one would cause him to disappear with his tail between his legs.
This is all just specific enough to be true!
"Then again," added LaCanfora. "He may not retire at all!"
"Let's just see how this all plays out," LaCanfora later added in a completely separate conversation that may or may not have been about the same topic or chili.
And he also said something about hilarity ensuing.
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I support SKO. I know the kid's struggling what with last two weeks and so far he's been proven right while I've basically called him a pantywaist, but I'm here one last time to boldly declare that he can come back in from that ledge now, and that Baby Jesus is still dead and wil still be a shitty QB after today's game but will be a shitty BRUISED QB after today's game and that the Bears will get back on track partly BECAUSE of Denver's PANKtitude and all will be right with the world and JAKE UTLER will come back before season's end and all will be good. Bear down, motherfuckers.
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2011, 11:06:26 AM
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This makes me so happy
Quote from: PANK! on December 11, 2011, 11:37:42 AM
I support SKO. I know the kid's struggling what with last two weeks and so far he's been proven right while I've basically called him a pantywaist, but I'm here one last time to boldly declare that he can come back in from that ledge now, and that Baby Jesus is still dead and wil still be a shitty QB after today's game but will be a shitty BRUISED QB after today's game and that the Bears will get back on track partly BECAUSE of Denver's PANKtitude and all will be right with the world and JAKE UTLER will come back before season's end and all will be good. Bear down, motherfuckers.
Can he hang out with you in your van down by the river? Because this is motivational.
And here's a little more motivation...we could have Christian Ponder instead of Caleb Hanie.
The Bears are definitely going to lose.
Atlanta's losing right now while Detroit leads Minnesota by 17.
Quote from: Slaky on December 11, 2011, 01:53:20 PM
The Bears are definitely going to lose.
Cause they have more than five fans, right?
Atlanta up 24-23 with 5:00 left, and Mare just missed an easy figgie that would have put Carolina back up by 2.
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 11, 2011, 02:22:55 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 11, 2011, 01:53:20 PM
The Bears are definitely going to lose.
Cause they have more than five fans, right?
They're like the Mumford and Sons of the NFL.
All the teams are doing is running and yet this game is going to take 5 hours because no one can get a first down.
Tillman just had one of the best interceptions I have ever seen.
Well that was a gawd awful spot.
And the defense now isn't allowed to tackle the quarterback. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
I hope awful things and only awful things happen to this ref for the two personal foul calls.
This is literally the worst thing ever.
First to not completely shit their pants on offense wins.
I'm not sure what's more frustrating:
That the Bears should be up at least 17
That there isn't an elephant dong in the world big enough for Hanie to suck
That there are probably complements of college receivers that would be doing better than the shit we have
That Teblow continues to get fellated despite his obvious shittiness
Wait...
Was that an...
No, it couldn't be...
Was that an actual TOUCHDOWN?!?!? Worth six points and everything?
WOW!!!
Roy F. Williams: One week too late, buddy.
FUCK YEAH BOBBIE GOLD.
Double digit points baby!!!
"Where's your messiah now, Tim?"
JUST FUCKING DO WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING ALL FUCKING GAME LONG YOU FUCKING MORONS. STOP THE FUCKING PREVENT. MAKE HIM FORCE A THROW. HE CAN'T DO IT!
Marion Barber, you fucking idiot.
It would be nice if they would call a holding on Denver's offensive line, considering they are doing it EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PLAY.
Quote from: SKO on December 11, 2011, 05:55:15 PM
Marion Barber, you fucking idiot.
Barber really needs to crawl in a hole and stop breathing.
Fuck you, Marion Barber. Fuck you. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
Caleb Hanie LIVES for overtime, guys. NBD.
This is infuriating. The officials are doing everything humanly possible to give the Broncos this game by not calling any holdings and by calling every possible personal foul against the Bears.
Quote from: BC on December 11, 2011, 06:05:19 PM
This is infuriating. The officials are doing everything humanly possible to give the Broncos this game by not calling any holdings and by calling every possible personal foul against the Bears.
I know this is your schtick, but it's a bit more of the whole "Soft Coverage against a guy who can't throw" and MARION BARBER IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING INDIVIDUAL ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. YOU TRY TO HIT EVERYONE ON EVERY PLAY AND YET ON THAT ONE YOU RUN ON OUT OF BOUNDS?
Fuck.
I seriously cannot believe what I have seen the last 15-20 minutes.
I hate the fucking prevent defense. Fucking idiotic. This game shouldn't even be in fucking overtime.
Tebow is your god now.
Nothing less than guillotines at midfield of Soldier Field next week will placate me.
I'm just sick to my stomach right now. It took Marion Barber, the prevent defense AND the worst officiating I have ever seen for the Broncos to win that fucking game. This fucking thing sucks.
There are no words.
The only thing worse than that game was every single post that BC and SKO made. Has anybody ever seen them in the same room together at the same time? Does such a room exist?
Tebow is a winner, Hanie is not. Simple as that.
Hanie didn't fumble that ball or run out of bounds, but, yeah, he's still pretty terrible.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 11, 2011, 06:28:25 PM
The only thing worse than that game was every single post that BC and SKO made. Has anybody ever seen them in the same room together at the same time? Does such a room exist?
Tebow is a winner is wasting this run of good luck by not throwing dice in Vegas, Hanie is not. Simple as that.
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Here, let me help you with that. By posting "X is a winner...simple as that" you easily sunk to a low lower than any of BC's posts.
Tebow's expected win rate of his 6-1 streak is still less than 2 games. Everything outside of his control has broken right for him. The joke will be on Denver or whoever they trade him to when he
regresses crashes back to his mean.
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 11, 2011, 06:39:01 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 11, 2011, 06:28:25 PM
The only thing worse than that game was every single post that BC and SKO made. Has anybody ever seen them in the same room together at the same time? Does such a room exist?
Tebow is a winner is wasting this run of good luck by not throwing dice in Vegas, Hanie is not. Simple as that.
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Here, let me help you with that. By posting "X is a winner...simple as that" you easily sunk to a low lower than any of BC's posts.
Tebow's expected win rate of his 6-1 streak is still less than 2 games. Everything outside of his control has broken right for him. The joke will be on Denver or whoever they trade him to when he regresses crashes back to his mean.
That's loser talk
Fuck these gutless fucking fucks who are also fucking assholes.
Quote from: Eli on December 11, 2011, 06:25:21 PM
There are no words.
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Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 11, 2011, 06:44:23 PM
That's loser talk
Gotta go, Moe. My stupid wiener kids are listening.
Didn't get the game here but the last thing I heard was the Bears recovered the on-side kick and Denver was out of time outs. I go out to take care of some Christmas stuff thinking the Bears won. Come back and read this thread. I'm a little late to the party but I'd like to add:
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!
That Christmas Day matchup with the Packers keeps looking better and better.
The franchise QB went down after his best game of the season. The next week they lost when their back up QB misunderstood the spike rule. They lost a game on a Hail Mary when their safety knocked an INT out of his own teammates hands and into the opposition, after losing their RB who was leading the league in yards from scrimmage.They blew a ten point lead by playing soft coverage against a QB who can't throw. Their backup runningback, who has been injury prone his entire career thanks to the hardnosed, contact-inducing running style that he loves, skirts out of bounds to stop the clock when two more snaps would have ended the game. That same runningback makes a great catch to set up a potential game winning field goal and then fumbles. Tim Tebow is 7-1 as a starter. To all of the nonbelievers in this collective, I think you must agree that there is a deity controlling this universe. He is Old Testament God ( I guess Chuck, for once, is right?) and he fucking hates all of us.
No, there is no God... Still.... Since day one
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 11, 2011, 07:48:39 PM
No, there is no God... Still.... Since day one
Believe me, that one's occurred to me. But I have a hard time believing random chance could be this cruel.
Thwack. Thwack. Thwack. . .
Quote from: SKO on December 11, 2011, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 11, 2011, 07:48:39 PM
No, there is no God... Still.... Since day one
Believe me, that one's occurred to me. But I have a hard time believing random chance could be this cruel.
But Random Task on the other hand...
Quote from: CT III on December 11, 2011, 08:10:09 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 11, 2011, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 11, 2011, 07:48:39 PM
No, there is no God... Still.... Since day one
Believe me, that one's occurred to me. But I have a hard time believing random chance could be this cruel.
But Random Task on the other hand...
Who throws a shoe!?
GOTTERDAMMERUNG!
Quote from: PANK! on December 11, 2011, 11:37:42 AM
I support SKO. I know the kid's struggling what with last two weeks and so far he's been proven right while I've basically called him a pantywaist, but I'm here one last time to boldly declare that he can come back in from that ledge now, and that Baby Jesus is still dead and wil still be a shitty QB after today's game but will be a shitty BRUISED QB after today's game and that the Bears will get back on track partly BECAUSE of Denver's PANKtitude and all will be right with the world and JAKE UTLER will come back before season's end and all will be good. Bear down, motherfuckers.
Shut up Paul. You're a douche.
DPD.
Fuckall.
Quote from: PANK! on December 12, 2011, 05:03:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 11, 2011, 11:37:42 AM
I support SKO. I know the kid's struggling what with last two weeks and so far he's been proven right while I've basically called him a pantywaist, but I'm here one last time to boldly declare that he can come back in from that ledge now, and that Baby Jesus is still dead and wil still be a shitty QB after today's game but will be a shitty BRUISED QB after today's game and that the Bears will get back on track partly BECAUSE of Denver's PANKtitude and all will be right with the world and JAKE UTLER will come back before season's end and all will be good. Bear down, motherfuckers.
Shut up Paul. You're a douche.
My shrieking panic over the last couple of weeks is pretty much an inverse reaction to just how incredibly optimistic I was about this team before Utler went down. My 12-4 prediction from before the year was looking pretty damn accurate. I mean for chrissake, they've given up three TDs in three weeks and lost all three. Guh.
Quote from: SKO on December 12, 2011, 09:11:03 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 12, 2011, 05:03:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 11, 2011, 11:37:42 AM
I support SKO. I know the kid's struggling what with last two weeks and so far he's been proven right while I've basically called him a pantywaist, but I'm here one last time to boldly declare that he can come back in from that ledge now, and that Baby Jesus is still dead and wil still be a shitty QB after today's game but will be a shitty BRUISED QB after today's game and that the Bears will get back on track partly BECAUSE of Denver's PANKtitude and all will be right with the world and JAKE UTLER will come back before season's end and all will be good. Bear down, motherfuckers.
Shut up Paul. You're a douche.
My shrieking panic over the last couple of weeks is pretty much an inverse reaction to just how incredibly optimistic I was about this team before Utler went down. My 12-4 prediction from before the year was looking pretty damn accurate. I mean for chrissake, they've given up three TDs in three weeks and lost all three. Guh.
Shit, I didn't even realize that.
Quote from: SKO on December 12, 2011, 09:11:03 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 12, 2011, 05:03:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 11, 2011, 11:37:42 AM
I support SKO. I know the kid's struggling what with last two weeks and so far he's been proven right while I've basically called him a pantywaist, but I'm here one last time to boldly declare that he can come back in from that ledge now, and that Baby Jesus is still dead and wil still be a shitty QB after today's game but will be a shitty BRUISED QB after today's game and that the Bears will get back on track partly BECAUSE of Denver's PANKtitude and all will be right with the world and JAKE UTLER will come back before season's end and all will be good. Bear down, motherfuckers.
Shut up Paul. You're a douche.
My shrieking panic over the last couple of weeks is pretty much an inverse reaction to just how incredibly optimistic I was about this team before Utler went down. My 12-4 prediction from before the year was looking pretty damn accurate. I mean for chrissake, they've given up three TDs in three weeks and lost all three. Guh.
I suppose it's a good thing that you never bought that belt despite tucking your shirts into your pants b/c then you'd be hanging yourself with it. Phew.