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Title: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: Bort on December 15, 2011, 11:25:08 PM
Christopher Hitchens
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 16, 2011, 12:14:26 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 15, 2011, 11:25:08 PM
Christopher Hitchens

This is not good news.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: Wheezer on December 16, 2011, 01:14:30 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 15, 2011, 11:25:08 PM
Christopher Hitchens

Yeah, that's what they say about Pasteur.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 16, 2011, 06:14:59 AM
Couldn't have held out for 3 more weeks?

Fucker.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 16, 2011, 07:02:30 AM
Thrill (12) debuts on the board.

Wheezer (10) also had Hitch.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2011, 08:28:39 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 16, 2011, 07:02:30 AM
Thrill (12) debuts on the board.

Wheezer (10) also had Hitch.

As nice as it is to be on the board ahead of Huey, I kind of wish he'd held out long enough to kick off a strong 2012 instead.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: Slaky on December 16, 2011, 08:47:12 AM
I was sad when I heard Hitch died. I thought the movie was excellent and will Smith was great in that role.

RIP Hitch.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 16, 2011, 09:23:57 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 16, 2011, 08:47:12 AM
I was sad when I heard Hitch died. I thought the movie was excellent and will Smith was great in that role.

RIP Hitch.

He and Kevin James are two true movie stars.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: CT III on December 16, 2011, 10:01:14 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 15, 2011, 11:25:08 PM
Christopher Hitchens

Hitchens reports that he was wrong and that there is an afterlife, but he does not regret his efforts spent arguing that there is no afterlife and was, in fact, right in doing so.

You dolts.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 16, 2011, 10:19:02 AM

Thomas Jefferson is waiting, and he's pissed.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: CBStew on December 16, 2011, 11:27:10 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 16, 2011, 10:01:14 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 15, 2011, 11:25:08 PM
Christopher Hitchens

Hitchens reports that he was wrong and that there is an afterlife, but he does not regret his efforts spent arguing that there is no afterlife and was, in fact, right in doing so.

You dolts.

Unfortunately afterlife consists of spending eternity watching a videotape of the fourth quarter of the Bears/Broncos game.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: PenPho on December 16, 2011, 11:28:58 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 16, 2011, 11:27:10 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 16, 2011, 10:01:14 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 15, 2011, 11:25:08 PM
Christopher Hitchens

Hitchens reports that he was wrong and that there is an afterlife, but he does not regret his efforts spent arguing that there is no afterlife and was, in fact, right in doing so.

You dolts.

Unfortunately afterlife consists of spending eternity watching a videotape of the fourth quarter of the Bears/Broncos game.

Without OT?

At least you can make up your own ending then - like having every player on the field summarily executed.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: SKO on December 16, 2011, 11:32:57 AM
Good to know yet another one of those dreadful atheists is burning in the fires of Hell along with all of those damnable Jew.....wait, this isn't the Christopedia Forum at all!
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: Slaky on December 16, 2011, 12:54:32 PM
I bet the afterlife is a lot like being one of Gaddafi's torture victims. They just squeeze a tube of superglue down your urethra and force Sunny D down your gullet until you explode into a burst of citrus liquid.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 16, 2011, 01:00:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2011, 08:28:39 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 16, 2011, 07:02:30 AM
Thrill (12) debuts on the board.

Wheezer (10) also had Hitch.

As nice as it is to be on the board ahead of Huey, I kind of wish he'd held out long enough to kick off a strong 2012 instead.

9 days until Sprinklemas, my frent.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2011, 01:16:28 PM
I like to think that Hitchens' final words involved him poking his own liver with his index finger and saying, "You lose."
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 16, 2011, 02:18:40 PM
I can't believe that after Lost he was able to pull that young, hot, drugged-out tail.  I know she's kind of gross, but what a set of hogans on that 16 year old or whatever she claims she is.  Good on ya.  Too bad he is dead now. 
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: Bort on December 16, 2011, 03:41:06 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2011, 01:16:28 PM
I like to think that Hitchens' final words involved him poking his own liver with his index finger and saying, "You lose."

That just made me laugh like Morph admiring one of his own photoshops.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 17, 2011, 11:53:09 PM
http://overratedwhitedudes.tumblr.com/post/14311784932/more-lucid-than-the-average-mean-spirited-drunk
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: morpheus on December 18, 2011, 09:32:31 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 16, 2011, 03:41:06 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2011, 01:16:28 PM
I like to think that Hitchens' final words involved him poking his own liver with his index finger and saying, "You lose."

That just made me laugh like Morph admiring one of his own photoshops.

I would never do that.

(http://i.imgur.com/t7qdA.jpg)
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 18, 2011, 09:51:59 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 18, 2011, 09:32:31 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 16, 2011, 03:41:06 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 16, 2011, 01:16:28 PM
I like to think that Hitchens' final words involved him poking his own liver with his index finger and saying, "You lose."

That just made me laugh like Morph admiring one of his own photoshops.

I would never do that.

(http://i.imgur.com/t7qdA.jpg)

Holy shit, that's awesome.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: Bort on December 18, 2011, 11:56:05 PM
Cool. I was actually trying to look like Sad Keanu during those shows.
Title: Re: No Deathbed Conversion
Post by: morpheus on December 20, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
You know, I'm going to go ahead and admire another one.  I'm quite proud of it.

(http://i.imgur.com/SGwTe.jpg)