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Title: New Girl
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 04, 2012, 09:31:03 PM
Suck it, Zooey rules.

For a while then she gets super annoying
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Yeti on January 04, 2012, 10:46:22 PM
Yea, she still makes it move, though
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2012, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkf5SSdfQYA
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Tony on January 05, 2012, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.

I don't think it's that bad. It helps that the girl is pretty.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: BH on January 05, 2012, 02:58:29 PM
Quote from: Tony on January 05, 2012, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.

I don't think it's that bad. It helps that the girl is pretty.

From the waist up.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 04:03:13 PM
Quote from: BH on January 05, 2012, 02:58:29 PM
Quote from: Tony on January 05, 2012, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.

I don't think it's that bad. It helps that the girl is pretty.

From the waist up.

BH is a "knee man".
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: JD on January 06, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2012, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkf5SSdfQYA

Is he still in law enforcement?
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 08:25:03 AM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2012, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkf5SSdfQYA

Is he still in law enforcement?

Or dating high school girls?
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: JD on January 06, 2012, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 08:25:03 AM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2012, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkf5SSdfQYA

Is he still in law enforcement?

Or dating high school girls?

Judging from the video, I don't think he's into girls of any age.   Anyone else getting a 'ghey' vibe from that video?  No?  Maybe he just runs like one of them gays, then.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 08:25:03 AM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2012, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkf5SSdfQYA

Is he still in law enforcement?

Or dating high school girls?

Judging from the video, I don't think he's into girls of any age.   Anyone else getting a 'ghey' vibe from that video?  No?  Maybe he just runs like one of them gays, then.

(http://i.imgur.com/i84Ne.jpg)
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: powen01 on January 06, 2012, 02:17:58 PM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 08:25:03 AM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2012, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkf5SSdfQYA

Is he still in law enforcement?

Or dating high school girls?

Judging from the video, I don't think he's into girls of any age.   Anyone else getting a 'ghey' vibe from that video?  No?  Maybe he just runs like one of them gays, then.

Probably bangs dudes like the gays too.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: JD on January 06, 2012, 02:39:54 PM
Quote from: powen01 on January 06, 2012, 02:17:58 PM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 08:25:03 AM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2012, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkf5SSdfQYA

Is he still in law enforcement?

Or dating high school girls?

Judging from the video, I don't think he's into girls of any age.   Anyone else getting a 'ghey' vibe from that video?  No?  Maybe he just runs like one of them gays, then.

Probably bangs dudes like the gays too.

Yup.





up the butt
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Slaky on January 06, 2012, 02:53:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 08:25:03 AM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2012, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkf5SSdfQYA

Is he still in law enforcement?

Or dating high school girls?

Judging from the video, I don't think he's into girls of any age.   Anyone else getting a 'ghey' vibe from that video?  No?  Maybe he just runs like one of them gays, then.

(http://i.imgur.com/i84Ne.jpg)

Oh, Leo. Dead to me.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Tony on January 08, 2012, 10:55:57 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2012, 02:53:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 08:25:03 AM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2012, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected. It's been too long since I've watched that show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkf5SSdfQYA

Is he still in law enforcement?

Or dating high school girls?

Judging from the video, I don't think he's into girls of any age.   Anyone else getting a 'ghey' vibe from that video?  No?  Maybe he just runs like one of them gays, then.

(http://i.imgur.com/i84Ne.jpg)

Oh, Leo. Dead to me.

Shit. I knew he looked familiar.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 09, 2012, 08:27:31 AM
Quote from: Tony on January 08, 2012, 10:55:57 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2012, 02:53:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 08:25:03 AM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2012, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected. It's been too long since I've watched that show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkf5SSdfQYA

Is he still in law enforcement?

Or dating high school girls?

Judging from the video, I don't think he's into girls of any age.   Anyone else getting a 'ghey' vibe from that video?  No?  Maybe he just runs like one of them gays, then.

(http://i.imgur.com/i84Ne.jpg)

Oh, Leo. Dead to me.

Shit. I knew he looked familiar.

He was better on Veronica Mars.

Just like Kristen Bell was better on Veronica Mars than in anything she's ever done since.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Tony on January 09, 2012, 12:57:28 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 09, 2012, 08:27:31 AM
Quote from: Tony on January 08, 2012, 10:55:57 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 06, 2012, 02:53:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 08:25:03 AM
Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2012, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected. It's been too long since I've watched that show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkf5SSdfQYA

Is he still in law enforcement?

Or dating high school girls?

Judging from the video, I don't think he's into girls of any age.   Anyone else getting a 'ghey' vibe from that video?  No?  Maybe he just runs like one of them gays, then.

(http://i.imgur.com/i84Ne.jpg)

Oh, Leo. Dead to me.

Shit. I knew he looked familiar.

He was better on Veronica Mars.

Just like Kristen Bell was better on Veronica Mars than in anything she's ever done since.

For a long time I thought I might be in love with Kristen Bell, but it turns out it was Veronica Mars that had me so smitten. I'd still bang her, but I'd pretend she was the character.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 09, 2012, 01:07:48 PM
Quote from: Tony on January 09, 2012, 12:57:28 PM
For a long time I thought I might be in love with Kristen Bell, but it turns out it was Veronica Mars that had me so smitten. I'd still bang her, but I'd pretend she was the character.

All of that.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 15, 2012, 11:27:19 AM
Great show
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Slaky on February 15, 2012, 10:04:47 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 15, 2012, 11:27:19 AM
Great show

No shit.

(And I mean that as in, of course you like this piece of crap show)
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 16, 2012, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 15, 2012, 10:04:47 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 15, 2012, 11:27:19 AM
Great show

No shit.

(And I mean that as in, of course you like this piece of crap show)

You're telling me that out of the current 100 television shows you're watching right now, this isn't one of them?  Or it is, but you just don't like it?
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Yeti on February 16, 2012, 08:41:19 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 16, 2012, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 15, 2012, 10:04:47 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 15, 2012, 11:27:19 AM
Great show

No shit.

(And I mean that as in, of course you like this piece of crap show)

You're telling me that out of the current 100 television shows you're watching right now, this isn't one of them?  Or it is, but you just don't like it?

It may have something to do with his Zooey hatred
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Tony on February 16, 2012, 12:29:06 PM
I find it hard to believe that anyone has a strong opinion either way on this show. The wife and I watch it, it's enjoyable, but if it was cancelled tomorrow I wouldn't give a shit.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Slaky on February 17, 2012, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 16, 2012, 12:29:06 PM
I find it hard to believe that anyone has a strong opinion either way on this show. The wife and I watch it, it's enjoyable, but if it was cancelled tomorrow I wouldn't give a shit.

You're somehow on the fence, for and against this show at the same time. Remarkable.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 17, 2012, 05:06:58 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 17, 2012, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 16, 2012, 12:29:06 PM
I find it hard to believe that anyone has a strong opinion either way on this show. The wife and I watch it, it's enjoyable, but if it was cancelled tomorrow I wouldn't give a shit.

You're somehow on the fence, for and against this show at the same time. Remarkable.

"The opposite of love is indifference."
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Tony on February 18, 2012, 06:10:49 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 17, 2012, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 16, 2012, 12:29:06 PM
I find it hard to believe that anyone has a strong opinion either way on this show. The wife and I watch it, it's enjoyable, but if it was cancelled tomorrow I wouldn't give a shit.

You're somehow on the fence, for and against this show at the same time. Remarkable.

I like to keep all my bases covered except when I don't.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: BH on February 23, 2012, 09:39:15 AM
Hannah Simone is my new favorite actress. She's talented.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Slaky on May 17, 2012, 08:25:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?

She's literally the devil, for starters.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:49:10 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 17, 2012, 08:25:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?

She's literally the devil, for starters.

I wasn't being clear. Hannah Simone has differently-sized eyes, it appears. Zooey's eyes are both just comically oversized.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2012, 09:14:50 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 17, 2012, 08:25:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?

She's literally the devil, for starters.

IDITO.  Zooey is clearly a Cylon.  Along with Katy Perry.

(http://unscrwed.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Cylons.jpg)
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: PenPho on May 17, 2012, 11:07:16 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2012, 09:14:50 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 17, 2012, 08:25:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?

She's literally the devil, for starters.

IDITO.  Zooey is clearly a Cylon.  Along with Katy Perry.

(http://unscrwed.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Cylons.jpg)

Those are different people?
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2012, 11:55:17 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 17, 2012, 11:07:16 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2012, 09:14:50 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 17, 2012, 08:25:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?

She's literally the devil, for starters.

IDITO.  Zooey is clearly a Cylon.  Along with Katy Perry.

(http://unscrwed.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Cylons.jpg)

Those are different people?

Dur, they're all Cylons.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 17, 2012, 12:39:01 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2012, 11:55:17 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 17, 2012, 11:07:16 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 17, 2012, 09:14:50 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 17, 2012, 08:25:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 17, 2012, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 16, 2012, 04:46:54 PM
Renewal bump. If you hate Zooey, love Hannah instead.

What's with her eyes? Are they different sizes or something?

She's literally the devil, for starters.

IDITO.  Zooey is clearly a Cylon.  Along with Katy Perry.

(http://unscrwed.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Cylons.jpg)

Those are different people?

Dur, they're all Cylons.

And I, for one, welcome our new Cylon overlords. Or whatever.

(http://i.imgur.com/sctq8.gif)
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: CT III on October 05, 2012, 11:00:33 AM
This show greatly improved in the second half of the first season (after they turned down the "Zooeyness" a bit) and has now become a damn funny ensemble comedy.

Up yours, Slaky!
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Slaky on October 05, 2012, 01:33:43 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 05, 2012, 11:00:33 AM
This show greatly improved in the second half of the first season (after they turned down the "Zooeyness" a bit) and has now become a damn funny ensemble comedy.

Up yours, Slaky!

You're the one who has to suffer.
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 24, 2012, 01:43:52 AM
This show is great.  (Fuck you.)
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 24, 2012, 09:16:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ULGnQ.jpg)
Title: Re: New Girl
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 05, 2013, 11:30:14 PM
Season One is now on Netflix.  Who's that girl.  Who's that girl.  IT'S JESS, MOTHERFUCKERS