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Title: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: Brownie on February 29, 2012, 10:55:09 AM
We'll let the Huebiter weigh in on Kerry Wood's "essential" Chicago sports experiences, two of which Kerry has never done and the third he doesn't really believe. (http://www.explorechicagotourism.com/?p=3785&utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=175-ways-to-love-chicago-kerry-wood%E2%80%99s-5-essential-chicago-sports-experiences)
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on February 29, 2012, 11:04:40 AM
Meh.  I can't hate Kerry Wood.  If that was Dempster my head'd have exploded.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on February 29, 2012, 11:32:08 AM
"What gets me fired up is playing in front of Cubs fans in a pennant race. That's the reason I play the game," - Kerry Wood

Nice job getting fired up in Game 7.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: Internet Apex on February 29, 2012, 11:33:31 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 29, 2012, 11:32:08 AM
"What gets me fired up is playing in front of Cubs fans in a pennant race. That's the reason I play the game," - Kerry Wood

Nice job getting fired up in Game 7.

Zing.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on February 29, 2012, 11:33:38 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 29, 2012, 11:32:08 AM
"What gets me fired up is playing in front of Cubs fans in a pennant race. That's the reason I play the game," - Kerry Wood

Nice job getting fired up in Game 7.

I'd say it's fair to say he was probably a little too fired up, especially after he hit a two-run game-tying dong.

Get fucked, Rosenchuck.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: Internet Apex on February 29, 2012, 11:35:52 AM
Quote from: PANK! on February 29, 2012, 11:33:38 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 29, 2012, 11:32:08 AM
"What gets me fired up is playing in front of Cubs fans in a pennant race. That's the reason I play the game," - Kerry Wood

Nice job getting fired up in Game 7.

I'd say it's fair to say he was probably a little too fired up, especially after he hit a two-run game-tying dong.

Get fucked, Rosenchuck.

He might have been a bit tired too. If I recall, he had been ridden rather hard that season (||). Something about a manager with a slow hook and a turd circus bridging the zorses and the sweaty guy. But it's all a blur now.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 11:36:50 AM
Holy shit, Chuck.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: Brownie on February 29, 2012, 11:41:18 AM
I thought Kerry has never hung a curveball up letter-high for anyone to launch it as well as these:

QuoteEnjoy a few Old Style beers at 1:20pm in the afternoon at the Confines. It's funny to see fans who have collected big stacks of cups by the end of the game. It's always a party at Wrigley Field.

QuoteGo shirtless and paint your chest at a Bears game in December. This is a favorite, you see these guys all the time in freezing weather, with their shirts off, covered in blue and orange. Not only does this show dedication and love for your team, but, you have to have been at one good tailgate party to get the courage to do that!

QuoteKeep believing that this will be the year! As a player, we always believe......so you can imagine how it feels when our fans get behind us and share in that belief!
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 11:46:23 AM
It really is amazing how anything Chuck says on the internet is somehow the worst thing Chuck has ever said on the internet.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 11:52:09 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 11:46:23 AM
It really is amazing how anything Chuck says on the internet is somehow the worst thing Chuck has ever said on the internet.

And now he's upped the ante in shoutbox, calling Game 7 "the biggest pants shitting in Cubs history."

I'm at a total fucking loss.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: R-V on February 29, 2012, 11:57:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 11:52:09 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 11:46:23 AM
It really is amazing how anything Chuck says on the internet is somehow the worst thing Chuck has ever said on the internet.

And now he's upped the ante in shoutbox, calling Game 7 "the biggest pants shitting in Cubs history."

I'm at a total fucking loss.

Just for fun, and by fun I mean the exact opposite of fun, I'd like to hear Chuck's definition of a sports "pants shitting."
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: flannj on February 29, 2012, 12:26:49 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 11:52:09 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 11:46:23 AM
It really is amazing how anything Chuck says on the internet is somehow the worst thing Chuck has ever said on the internet.

And now he's upped the ante in shoutbox, calling Game 7 "the biggest pants shitting in Cubs history."

I'm at a total fucking loss.

Most of the time I'm pretty disappointed that I can't access the shoutbox at work.

This isn't one of those times.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: Bort on February 29, 2012, 01:44:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 29, 2012, 12:26:49 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 11:52:09 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 11:46:23 AM
It really is amazing how anything Chuck says on the internet is somehow the worst thing Chuck has ever said on the internet.

And now he's upped the ante in shoutbox, calling Game 7 "the biggest pants shitting in Cubs history."

I'm at a total fucking loss.

Most of the time I'm pretty disappointed that I can't access the shoutbox at work.

This isn't one of those times.

Ditto.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: CBStew on February 29, 2012, 02:27:11 PM
Chuck didn't level with us.  He is still fried because of the public urination charge.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on February 29, 2012, 02:55:55 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 29, 2012, 02:27:11 PM
Chuck didn't level with us.  He is still fried because of the public urination charge.

Moises Alou took that one.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: Slaky on February 29, 2012, 03:09:44 PM
Jesus Chuck, that's just cold.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: Canadouche on March 02, 2012, 07:51:04 PM
I support Chuck.

(just not in this particular instance)
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: BC on March 03, 2012, 12:17:30 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 11:52:09 AM
And now he's upped the ante in shoutbox, calling Game 7 "the biggest pants shitting in Cubs history."

I'm at a total fucking loss.

Game 6 (Specifically the top of the 8th) made Game 7 look like an enjoyable night at the ballpark.
Title: Re: In which we make Mike D. hate Kerry Wood
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 09, 2012, 11:08:05 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 11:46:23 AM
It really is amazing how anything Chuck says on the internet is somehow the worst thing Chuck has ever said on the internet.

Bump.