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Title: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: SKO on July 26, 2012, 11:55:30 PM
The discussion over The Dark Knight Rises has me thinking we should just discuss comic book and superhero movies in general in one thread.

As I see it, there are two main eras of superhero films: Pre-Christopher Nolan and the Christopher Nolan Era, where the emphasis on realism lent respectability back to both the DC franchises and the new Marvel Universe.

In the pre-Nolan Era there were definitely some good films like Superman 1&2, X-Men 2, and Spiderman 2, and a couple of decent ones like X-Men and the original Burton Batman. Then there were mostly the clunkers. Some just weird like Batman Returns and others absolutely terrible, like the Fantastic Four Films, X-Men 3 and Spiderman 3, and, worst of all, the Schumacher Batman films.

Not to say that all of the new era movies are good. Superman Returns was a very visually impressive and even more boring film. The second Hulk still kinda sucked.

All that said, here's my top ten

1. The Dark Knight Rises
2. The Dark Knight
3. Iron Man
4. Batman Begins
5. Captain America
6. Avengers
7. Superman
8. Superman II
9. Spiderman II
10. X-Men II

I should add that I limited this to live action films, as Mask of the Phantasm would otherwise make the list. I still haven't seen X-Men First Class, which got good reviews, just because I was so embittered over the awfulness of X3 after the brilliance of X2 that I can't quite forgive the franchise.

You may all hurl your nerd insults now.

Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: Richard Chuggar on July 27, 2012, 05:45:54 AM
jeebus
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: Slaky on July 27, 2012, 09:51:33 AM
You should see First Class. I finally watched it and it was great.

Superman sucks. Nothing will ever change that.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2012, 10:24:15 AM

I liked Flesh Gordon.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: Canadouche on July 27, 2012, 10:46:53 AM
This is the greatest thread evar.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: Canadouche on July 27, 2012, 10:47:38 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 27, 2012, 09:51:33 AM
You should see First Class. I finally watched it and it was great.

Superman sucks. Nothing will ever change that.

This explains so much about you.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: Slaky on July 27, 2012, 11:39:29 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 27, 2012, 10:47:38 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 27, 2012, 09:51:33 AM
You should see First Class. I finally watched it and it was great.

Superman sucks. Nothing will ever change that.

This explains so much about you.

Yes, it explains that Superman is lame.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: Bort on July 27, 2012, 11:39:48 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 27, 2012, 09:51:33 AM
You should see First Class. I finally watched it and it was great.

Superman sucks. Nothing will ever change that.

Grant Morrison begs to differ.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: Slaky on July 27, 2012, 11:42:33 AM
Quote from: Bort on July 27, 2012, 11:39:48 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 27, 2012, 09:51:33 AM
You should see First Class. I finally watched it and it was great.

Superman sucks. Nothing will ever change that.

Grant Morrison begs to differ.

With what
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: SKO on July 27, 2012, 11:53:07 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 27, 2012, 11:42:33 AM
Quote from: Bort on July 27, 2012, 11:39:48 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 27, 2012, 09:51:33 AM
You should see First Class. I finally watched it and it was great.

Superman sucks. Nothing will ever change that.

Grant Morrison begs to differ.

With what

I'm with Slaky, for the most part. I've never really given two shits about Secular Jesus. That said, the first two films were well made and most of the best comic book films since then owe at least something to Richard Donner for his willingness to legitimize superhero films, and I acknowledge that. Superman Returns, however, was incredibly boring and, while the trailer looks good and Christopher Nolan is at least somewhat involved, I'm skeptical of Man of Steel because Superman is lame and Zack Snyder is kind of a penis.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: Bort on July 27, 2012, 12:01:03 PM
Superman movies tend to suck, because they leave out the batshit crazy stuff for just bullshit crazy stuff.

Anyone who writes Superman as a secular Christ (or Moses) figure is a hack, that misses the point.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: R-V on July 27, 2012, 12:53:33 PM
No Watchmen on your list, SKO? It's gotta be top 5 for the blue schwantz alone.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: SKO on July 27, 2012, 01:32:02 PM
Quote from: R-V on July 27, 2012, 12:53:33 PM
No Watchmen on your list, SKO? It's gotta be top 5 for the blue schwantz alone.

I was disappointed with the film. I knew I would be. I love the graphic novel too much, and Zack Snyder is kind of a penis.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 27, 2012, 01:41:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 27, 2012, 01:32:02 PM
and Zack Snyder is kind of a gently wafting, neon-blue CGI penis

ILM-caliber dong physics'd
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: CT III on July 27, 2012, 02:01:58 PM
This thread needs more Liefeld.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 27, 2012, 02:10:39 PM
Quote from: CT III on July 27, 2012, 02:01:58 PM
This thread needs more Liefeld.

Okay...

http://splashpage.mtv.com/2010/05/12/brett-ratner-youngblood-movie-x-men/

QuoteLast August, Brett Ratner told us that his live-action adaptation of "Youngblood" was still in the script phase. Nine months later, that's where the project still stands.

"I'm working on the script," the director told MTV News. "'Youngblood will be something I do in the future, whether it's next year or whatever."

At the moment, Ratner is pushing forward with his next directorial gig, "Tower Heist," for which he's hoping to lock down Ben Stiller, and developing 'Youngblood' with an eye toward turning it into an enduring big screen franchise.

"I'm never going to do another 'X-Men' obviously, and I'm not doing any more with 'Rush Hour,'" he explained. "But to do a new franchise, I don't care what the budget is — even if it was small — but it would be exciting because then I could start my own franchise. I could do what Bryan [Singer] did with 'X-Men.'"

"I've been in a lot of things – 'God of War,' which didn't work out, 'Conan the Barbarian,' which didn't work out," Ratner continued. "So I'm interested in comic books. I grew up reading comic books. Even though all the rumors said, 'Oh, Brett didn't read comics,' but I read 'Batman' and 'Superman.' 'Superman' was my favorite comic, which is why I was first attached to make 'Superman.' 'Youngblood,' obviously, I discovered later in life and I just fell in love with it."
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: Canadouche on July 27, 2012, 02:12:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 27, 2012, 02:10:39 PM
Quote from: CT III on July 27, 2012, 02:01:58 PM
This thread needs more Liefeld.

Okay...

http://splashpage.mtv.com/2010/05/12/brett-ratner-youngblood-movie-x-men/

QuoteLast August, Brett Ratner told us that his live-action adaptation of "Youngblood" was still in the script phase. Nine months later, that's where the project still stands.

"I'm working on the script," the director told MTV News. "'Youngblood will be something I do in the future, whether it's next year or whatever."

At the moment, Ratner is pushing forward with his next directorial gig, "Tower Heist," for which he's hoping to lock down Ben Stiller, and developing 'Youngblood' with an eye toward turning it into an enduring big screen franchise.

"I'm never going to do another 'X-Men' obviously, and I'm not doing any more with 'Rush Hour,'" he explained. "But to do a new franchise, I don't care what the budget is — even if it was small — but it would be exciting because then I could start my own franchise. I could do what Bryan [Singer] did with 'X-Men.'"

"I've been in a lot of things – 'God of War,' which didn't work out, 'Conan the Barbarian,' which didn't work out," Ratner continued. "So I'm interested in comic books. I grew up reading comic books. Even though all the rumors said, 'Oh, Brett didn't read comics,' but I read 'Batman' and 'Superman.' 'Superman' was my favorite comic, which is why I was first attached to make 'Superman.' 'Youngblood,' obviously, I discovered later in life and I just fell in love with it."

I think he means it was the only franchise he could purchase the rights to for under a dollar fiddy.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 27, 2012, 02:15:53 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 27, 2012, 12:01:03 PM
Anyone who writes Superman as a secular Christ (or Moses) figure is a hack, that misses the point.

I.e., "fuck the Golden Age"?
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: Bort on July 27, 2012, 02:26:18 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 27, 2012, 02:15:53 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 27, 2012, 12:01:03 PM
Anyone who writes Superman as a secular Christ (or Moses) figure is a hack, that misses the point.

I.e., "fuck the Golden Age"?

I.e., that theory is bullshit unless you stretch the story to fit a preconceived thesis. No one in the golden age intentionally wrote that way. They were cranking out stories for a paycheck.
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: SKO on October 28, 2014, 08:53:29 PM
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2014/10/CA_Supermovies_10-28-2014-2.jpg)
Joy
Title: Re: All Nerds Welcome: The All Purpose Comic Book Movie Thread
Post by: JD on December 29, 2014, 07:21:55 PM
I haven't seen this movies