Zach Zaidman @ZachZaidman
Charles Tillman now has 31 interceptions and 30 forced fumbles in his career.
If only he picked a man and defended him more often.
Quote from: morpheus on October 02, 2012, 09:55:27 AM
If only he picked a man and defended him more often.
There were those games where he picked and defended the center.
And that time he picked and defended the kicker. That was glorious too.
I got a chub when Peanut punched Dez Bryant in the face to throw off his timing on that 3rd down drop. Really looking forward to Peanut's twilight years where he offsets his decline in speed by punching more people in the face and organs.
Quote from: R-V on October 02, 2012, 12:53:17 PM
I got a chub when Peanut punched Dez Bryant in the face to throw off his timing on that 3rd down drop. Really looking forward to Peanut's twilight years where he offsets his decline in speed by punching more people in the face and organs.
You know the opposition just hates playing against him but DAMN IT if they don't respect him.
Tillman is one of only two players in the last 20 years to have at least 30 fumbles and 30 INTs. And he made his first pro bowl last year. Horseshit.
Quote from: SKO on October 02, 2012, 07:46:41 PM
Tillman is one of only two players in the last 20 years to have at least 30 fumbles and 30 INTs. And he made his first pro bowl last year. Horseshit.
Had he not gotten injured in the 2009 finale, he probably would have gone that year. Every other year was HORSESHIT.
"Fuck you."
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Hi.
8=======D ~~ ~ ~~~
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"(Fuck you)."
Megatron's worst nightmare. (http://i.imgur.com/5xbeU.jpg)
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Megatron's worst nightmare. (http://i.imgur.com/5xbeU.jpg)
Needs ...
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Megatron's worst nightmare. (http://i.imgur.com/5xbeU.jpg)
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Morph's magnificence shines through once again.
(http://i.imgur.com/FhQF6.jpeg)
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Megatron's worst nightmare. (http://i.imgur.com/5xbeU.jpg)
Needs ...
Morph's magnificence shines through once again.
(http://i.imgur.com/FhQF6.jpeg)
Whoa there'd
(Fuck you) (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/01/charles-tillman-nabs-nfc-defensive-player-of-the-month/)
QuoteThere wasn't much suspense about who would be the NFC defensive player of the month for October.
Bears cornerback Charles Tillman was named defensive player of the week twice during the month and Thursday brought the announcement that he's been given the monthly honor as well.
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It's been a good run for the Bears defense as Tim Jennings, their other cornerback, won the NFC defensive player of the month award in September. That's a big reason why the Bears are 6-1 and sitting in first place in the NFC North heading into Week Nine.
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"(Fuck you)."
Mike Florio is an idiot (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/07/players-missing-games-for-babies-being-born-raises-plenty-of-questions/).
QuoteIt's a thorny issue. My position was and is that the players have made a lifestyle choice that entails being available 16 days per year, no matter what. If they choose not to plan their nine-month family expansion activities to coincide with the eight months per year when their work activities don't entail playing games that count, why should their teams suffer the consequences?
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 08:27:03 AM
Mike Florio is an idiot (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/07/players-missing-games-for-babies-being-born-raises-plenty-of-questions/).
QuoteIt's a thorny issue. My position was and is that the players have made a lifestyle choice that entails being available 16 days per year, no matter what. If they choose not to plan their nine-month family expansion activities to coincide with the eight months per year when their work activities don't entail playing games that count, why should their teams suffer the consequences?
fuck on your own time, son.
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Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 08:27:03 AM
Mike Florio is an idiot (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/07/players-missing-games-for-babies-being-born-raises-plenty-of-questions/).
QuoteIt's a thorny issue. My position was and is that the players have made a lifestyle choice that entails being available 16 days per year, no matter what. If they choose not to plan their nine-month family expansion activities to coincide with the eight months per year when their work activities don't entail playing games that count, why should their teams suffer the consequences?
fuck on your own time, son.
He did. Do we need to have a chat about the birds and the bees?
Quote from: Tonker on November 08, 2012, 09:13:52 AM
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Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 08:27:03 AM
Mike Florio is an idiot (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/07/players-missing-games-for-babies-being-born-raises-plenty-of-questions/).
QuoteIt's a thorny issue. My position was and is that the players have made a lifestyle choice that entails being available 16 days per year, no matter what. If they choose not to plan their nine-month family expansion activities to coincide with the eight months per year when their work activities don't entail playing games that count, why should their teams suffer the consequences?
fuck on your own time, son.
He did. Do we need to have a chat about the birds and the bees?
Still, you'd think he'd at least ask Urlacher about babymakin' - the man's an expert.
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Mike Florio is an idiot (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/07/players-missing-games-for-babies-being-born-raises-plenty-of-questions/).
QuoteIt's a thorny issue. My position was and is that the players have made a lifestyle choice that entails being available 16 days per year, no matter what. If they choose not to plan their nine-month family expansion activities to coincide with the eight months per year when their work activities don't entail playing games that count, why should their teams suffer the consequences?
fuck on your own time, son.
He did. Do we need to have a chat about the birds and the bees?
What makes it hard is predicting if you are going to have a good season or not. If you aren't, then no one really cares if you miss a game to watch the birth of your child. Tillman clearly lacks confidence. Hester, on the other hand, was expecting big things this season.
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 08:27:03 AM
Mike Florio is an idiot (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/07/players-missing-games-for-babies-being-born-raises-plenty-of-questions/).
QuoteIt's a thorny issue. My position was and is that the players have made a lifestyle choice that entails being available 16 days per year, no matter what. If they choose not to plan their nine-month family expansion activities to coincide with the eight months per year when their work activities don't entail playing games that count, why should their teams suffer the consequences?
God damn it. I read that article, and then I made the mistake of reading the comments. What the hell is wrong with people?
Anyway, here's my favorite comment:
QuoteRoger Goodell is turning the NFL players soft. There is absolutely nothing tough about Roger Goodell. The NFL we used to know will never be the same. Most players would still rather die than not play on Sunday. But nowadays in the NFL and out here in regular society there is a group of people with what i call "A false sense of entitlement". They want the accolades and the money and the stardom but they don't want to do squat to get it. My old 83 year old daddy says anything worth having is worth working for. I believe that and most other people do too. But there are some now that are just lazy. And Goodells girly policies and bounty and spy-gate witch hunts has damaged the moral compass of some players. Geaux Saints!
This is as good a response as you're going to see to Florio's retardery.
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2012/11/8/3615638/charles-tillman-bears-florio-birth
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Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 08:27:03 AM
Mike Florio is an idiot (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/07/players-missing-games-for-babies-being-born-raises-plenty-of-questions/).
QuoteIt's a thorny issue. My position was and is that the players have made a lifestyle choice that entails being available 16 days per year, no matter what. If they choose not to plan their nine-month family expansion activities to coincide with the eight months per year when their work activities don't entail playing games that count, why should their teams suffer the consequences?
God damn it. I read that article, and then I made the mistake of reading the comments. What the hell is wrong with people?
Anyway, here's my favorite comment:
QuoteRoger Goodell is turning the NFL players soft. There is absolutely nothing tough about Roger Goodell. The NFL we used to know will never be the same. Most players would still rather die than not play on Sunday. But nowadays in the NFL and out here in regular society there is a group of people with what i call "A false sense of entitlement". They want the accolades and the money and the stardom but they don't want to do squat to get it. My old 83 year old daddy says anything worth having is worth working for. I believe that and most other people do too. But there are some now that are just lazy. And Goodells girly policies and bounty and spy-gate witch hunts has damaged the moral compass of some players. Geaux Saints!
Intrepid Reader: HueySo, P-Nut will be taking snaps off to breastfeed his baby?
Dis never would of happened if dat Trump guy was President.
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 10:32:50 AM
This is as good a response as you're going to see to Florio's retardery.
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2012/11/8/3615638/charles-tillman-bears-florio-birth
But is he a man? I couldn't tell after reading that.
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Bump for two gingerceptions on the day.
DPD. I think Tillman might have the best Twitter avatar out there.
(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000438062680/7a4be63b1f09ec30d7de7b3d6775035e.jpeg)
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 23, 2013, 12:08:25 AM
DPD. I think Tillman might have the best Twitter avatar out there.
(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000438062680/7a4be63b1f09ec30d7de7b3d6775035e.jpeg)
That will make a sweet tramp stamp for someone who looks and smells like me.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 23, 2013, 12:08:25 AM
DPD. I think Tillman might have the best Twitter avatar out there.
(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000438062680/7a4be63b1f09ec30d7de7b3d6775035e.jpeg)
Quote from: AnIrishmanInBlackface on September 25, 2009, 02:50:33 PM
P'NUT
Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.
You jive-ass crackers.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 23, 2013, 09:26:21 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 23, 2013, 12:08:25 AM
DPD. I think Tillman might have the best Twitter avatar out there.
(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000438062680/7a4be63b1f09ec30d7de7b3d6775035e.jpeg)
Quote from: AnIrishmanInBlackface on September 25, 2009, 02:50:33 PM
P'NUT
Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.
You jive-ass crackers.
"His momma name him Clay, I'm a call him Clay!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZywE0AT1qY)
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Quote from: AnIrishmanInBlackface on September 25, 2009, 02:50:33 PM
P'NUT
Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.
You jive-ass crackers.
"His momma name him Clay, I'm a call him Clay!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZywE0AT1qY)
His momma named him "Charles".
I can't stand the thought that Tillman's career with the Bears is likely over. Even if he's re-signed, it's clear that he's in fairly and understandably rapid decline. As with nearly every football player, the last memory we'll have of Tillman won't be a good one. Torched for a devastating touchdown by one of the great receivers he was well-known for competing against, I'll always have him trailing the play behind Megatron last Sunday.
And I hate it. Charles Tillman eventually overtook every other Bears player besides Sweetness in my book of favorites. Cutler, Urlacher, Mike Brown, Singletary, Dent, McMahon, Fridge, Anderson... None compare to P'Nut for me.
Allow me to finish off this thread with my favorite Tillman moments - saved here for posterity.
5. The strip and recovery in the Super Bowl. Elation, people. I just about lost my fucking shit permanently. If Grossman didn't give the fucking ball right back on the next God damn.... Fuck.
4. Jeff Garcia, pick-6 in overtime at Detroit 2005.
3. 95-yard return off of Brett Favre just before the half at Soldier Field the same year.
2. Scoop and score at Arizona in the Denny Green game. Combined with another by Brown (who I could do another of these lists for) that play started the comeback.
1. For all time's sake: Fuck you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0)
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 13, 2013, 11:07:37 AM
I can't stand the thought that Tillman's career with the Bears is likely over. Even if he's re-signed, it's clear that he's in fairly and understandably rapid decline. As with nearly every football player, the last memory we'll have of Tillman won't be a good one. Torched for a devastating touchdown by one of the great receivers he was well-known for competing against, I'll always have him trailing the play behind Megatron last Sunday.
And I hate it. Charles Tillman eventually overtook every other Bears player besides Sweetness in my book of favorites. Cutler, Urlacher, Mike Brown, Singletary, Dent, McMahon, Fridge, Anderson... None compare to P'Nut for me.
Allow me to finish off this thread with my favorite Tillman moments - saved here for posterity.
5. The strip and recovery in the Super Bowl. Elation, people. I just about lost my fucking shit permanently. If Grossman didn't give the fucking ball right back on the next God damn.... Fuck.
4. Jeff Garcia, pick-6 in overtime at Detroit 2005.
3. 95-yard return off of Brett Favre just before the half at Soldier Field the same year.
2. Scoop and score at Arizona in the Denny Green game. Combined with another by Brown (who I could do another of these lists for) that play started the comeback.
1. For all time's sake: Fuck you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0)
I know the Pro Bowl doesn't really mean anything, but the fact that it took as long as it did for Peanut to finally make one is enough to make me run through a brick wall. Figuratively.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:23:57 AM
I know the Pro Bowl doesn't really mean anything, but the fact that it took as long as it did for Peanut to finally make one is enough to make me run through a brick wall. Figuratively.
What can you say? BC and FroDog have a lot of pull with Pro Bowl voters.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2013, 11:40:29 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:23:57 AM
I know the Pro Bowl doesn't really mean anything, but the fact that it took as long as it did for Peanut to finally make one is enough to make me run through a brick wall. Figuratively.
What can you say? BC and FroDog have a lot of pull with Pro Bowl voters.
I still don't really know what that perennial snub was all about. Maybe voters saw him as a Cover-2 corner who didn't have to do much but sit back, wait for guys to make a catch and then knock their balls out for them. Oh and also help out against the run. And if it's not too much trouble, take the biggest, baddest, strongest receivers in the history of the game and dong-whip the shit out of them until they cry and just forego the formalities by avoiding the ball altogether. Nevermind that the rules regarding pass defense make the shut-down corner in the traditional sense a non-thing.
Or maybe he was overshadowed by more famous teammates like Urlacher, Briggs, Peppers, Tommie Harris and Mike Brown. The Vasher selection in 2005 was horse shit though. Horse shit.
At least the world now knows what the fuck the deal was. And I take great pride in the part I had to play in that cultural awakening.
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 13, 2013, 12:07:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2013, 11:40:29 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:23:57 AM
I know the Pro Bowl doesn't really mean anything, but the fact that it took as long as it did for Peanut to finally make one is enough to make me run through a brick wall. Figuratively.
What can you say? BC and FroDog have a lot of pull with Pro Bowl voters.
I still don't really know what that perennial snub was all about. Maybe voters saw him as a Cover-2 corner who didn't have to do much but sit back, wait for guys to catch the ball and then knock their balls out for them. Oh and also help out against the run. And if it's not too much trouble, take the biggest, baddest, strongest receivers in the history of the game and dong-whip the shit out of them until they cry and just forego the formalities by avoiding the ball altogether. Nevermind that the rules regarding pass defense make the shut-down corner in the traditional sense a non-thing.
Or maybe he was overshadowed by more famous teammates like Urlacher, Briggs, Peppers, Tommie Harris and Mike Brown. The Vasher selection in 2005 was horse shit though. Horse shit.
At least the world now knows what the fuck the deal was. And I take great pride in the part I had to play in that cultural awakening.
As much as I like Tillman, I think I like the phrase "dongwhip" even more.
30 + INTS, 30 + forced fumbles...what Apex said.
Damn fine 10 year career. I think a case can be made for the Hall, no?
Quote from: PANK! on November 14, 2013, 07:27:33 AM
30 + INTS, 30 + forced fumbles...what Apex said.
Damn fine 10 year career. I think a case can be made for the Hall, no?
It could be if they knew what to look at, but they don't. Tillman doesn't fit the mold because blah blah zone corner, which is total bullshit. I'm hoping the rise in popularity of Pro Football Focus and the NFL teams that use it will help people realize what they've said for years: Tillman was Limited by the system he played in, not made by it.
He could have played man all day if they needed. Hell, even this year, hobbbled as he's been, he was only allowing 56% of balls thrown his way to be completed (although he has allowed 7 TDs, worst in the NFL), and his coverage stats the two years before that were ludicrous.
Take that he was as good in man coverage if not better than many of the often overrated "I am a shutdown corner because why would you throw to me if any of the other defenders just plain suck" guys like Nnamdi and throw in the turnovers and his ability to actually tackle ball-carriers, Tillman should be held up as the gold standard of corners, not a guy who had his career made for him by a vanilla coverage scheme.
What have you been getting in these (https://quarterly.co/products/charles-tillman), Pex?
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 09, 2014, 04:59:08 PM
What have you been getting in these (https://quarterly.co/products/charles-tillman), Pex?
Peoples' balls that he knocked out for them, dipped in chocolate and nuts and caramel and stuff like that.
Quote from: InternetApex on August 11, 2014, 01:36:28 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 09, 2014, 04:59:08 PM
What have you been getting in these (https://quarterly.co/products/charles-tillman), Pex?
Peoples' balls that he knocked out for them, dipped in chocolate and nuts and caramel and stuff like that.
Worth the $50?
Sorry, dumb question. Worth every penny.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 11, 2014, 02:49:43 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on August 11, 2014, 01:36:28 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 09, 2014, 04:59:08 PM
What have you been getting in these (https://quarterly.co/products/charles-tillman), Pex?
Peoples' balls that he knocked out for them, dipped in chocolate and nuts and caramel and stuff like that.
Worth the $50?
Sorry, dumb question. Worth every penny.
It was worth ten times that for Randy Moss' ball alone.
God fucking dammit. Bye, P'nut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSgLNeuV_tM
It's been real. I'll miss everything about the way he has gone about his business. I hope he finds/wants a job in broadcasting because he'd be the best we've ever heard. They say he doesn't live/breathe/eat/shit SPORTZ like some guys do so there might not be any desire on his part to stay around the game.
Anyway, I was right about Peanut all along and a lot of dipshits were wrong. I'll always have that.
Why is everyone absolutely certain his career is over? I understand that there's a chance he's done for the season and will then retire, but all the weepy melancholy last night seemed a little premature without any other info.
Quote from: Eli on September 15, 2014, 08:56:18 AM
Why is everyone absolutely certain his career is over? I understand that there's a chance he's done for the season and will then retire, but all the weepy melancholy last night seemed a little premature without any other info.
I don't know - I'm sure he knows his own body pretty well and he was tearing up. That's telling. I guess we'll *clips watch to belt* wait and see.
Either way I'll always love Peanut.
Quote from: Slaky on September 15, 2014, 09:07:13 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 15, 2014, 08:56:18 AM
Why is everyone absolutely certain his career is over? I understand that there's a chance he's done for the season and will then retire, but all the weepy melancholy last night seemed a little premature without any other info.
I don't know - I'm sure he knows his own body pretty well and he was tearing up. That's telling. I guess we'll *clips watch to belt* wait and see.
Either way I'll always love Peanut.
Yeah, and it's the same tricep he tore last year and he had a pretty quick and instinctual reaction to it. Maybe we're lucky, but it seemed bad. It looked like the exact same reaction he had when it went last year after he popped Megatron
Quote from: SKO on September 14, 2014, 10:02:37 PM
God fucking dammit. Bye, P'nut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSgLNeuV_tM
For all that is awesome about that clip there is one negative. I was just reminded of Michael Haynes *shudders*
His season is officially over; placed on IR today (http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/09/15/report-bears-plan-to-place-tillman-on-season-ending-ir/). :(
Quote from: Eli on September 15, 2014, 08:56:18 AM
Why is everyone absolutely certain his career is over? I understand that there's a chance he's done for the season and will then retire, but all the weepy melancholy last night seemed a little premature without any other info.
DAMN IT.
Quote from: Eli on September 15, 2014, 05:30:43 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 15, 2014, 08:56:18 AM
Why is everyone absolutely certain his career is over? I understand that there's a chance he's done for the season and will then retire, but all the weepy melancholy last night seemed a little premature without any other info.
DAMN IT.
NEVER question my weepy melancholy.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bxr1uT7IMAEeygE.jpg)
Link (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000395805/article/charles-tillman-hints-at-return-to-bears-for-2015-season?campaign=Twitter_atn_wesseling)
https://twitter.com/peanuttillman/status/558670334723780608
QuoteBear fans, I just found out some great news that will benefit us all about me staying in Chicago. @RapSheet doesn't even have this news.
Quote from: Yeti on January 23, 2015, 11:11:52 AM
https://twitter.com/peanuttillman/status/558670334723780608
QuoteBear fans, I just found out some great news that will benefit us all about me staying in Chicago. @RapSheet doesn't even have this news.
He's probably joining some shitty media outlet as a commentator, which would immediately put him on the short list for best football commentator in the history of the city. Or maybe he's switching to safety so he can get us all hard before he gets hurt in preseason and ruins our lives again.
DPD.
https://twitter.com/InternetApex/status/558701822362124289
Charles Tillman favorited MY Tweet.
Quote from: InternetApex on January 23, 2015, 02:30:47 PM
DPD.
https://twitter.com/InternetApex/status/558701822362124289
Charles Tillman favorited MY Tweet.
You can't OWN a Tweet, man.
Quote from: CT III on January 23, 2015, 02:34:43 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 23, 2015, 02:30:47 PM
DPD.
https://twitter.com/InternetApex/status/558701822362124289
Charles Tillman favorited MY Tweet.
You can't OWN a Tweet, man.
Yes, I can because I'm not some penniless Snapchatter. Or something.
Anyway, by him favoriting that, I think we can infer that he's going to be hosting some weird Bears show with Spice Adams next year. I wouldn't hate that.
Quote from: InternetApex on January 23, 2015, 02:40:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 23, 2015, 02:34:43 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 23, 2015, 02:30:47 PM
DPD.
https://twitter.com/InternetApex/status/558701822362124289
Charles Tillman favorited MY Tweet.
You can't OWN a Tweet, man.
Yes, I can because I'm not some penniless Snapchatter. Or something.
Anyway, by him favoriting that, I think we can infer that he's going to be hosting some weird Bears show with Spice Adams next year. I wouldn't hate that.
Apex, you at least worked in a media job. P'nut didn't even stay at a Holiday Inn Express. (https://twitter.com/peanuttillman/status/558682508213358592)
Quote from: Brownie on January 23, 2015, 02:49:38 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 23, 2015, 02:40:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 23, 2015, 02:34:43 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 23, 2015, 02:30:47 PM
DPD.
https://twitter.com/InternetApex/status/558701822362124289
Charles Tillman favorited MY Tweet.
You can't OWN a Tweet, man.
Yes, I can because I'm not some penniless Snapchatter. Or something.
Anyway, by him favoriting that, I think we can infer that he's going to be hosting some weird Bears show with Spice Adams next year. I wouldn't hate that.
Apex, you at least worked in a media job. P'nut didn't even stay at a Holiday Inn Express. (https://twitter.com/peanuttillman/status/558682508213358592)
Pwned.
(http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/799/9035891489.jpg)
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2015, 04:14:51 PM
(http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/799/9035891489.jpg)
They're not on the schedule this year. Thank Christ.
If anyone needs a last minute Christmas gift for Pex.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CW77exiU0AAsHXF.jpg)
Quote from: PenFoe on December 23, 2015, 02:22:52 PM
If anyone needs a last minute Christmas gift for Pex.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CW77exiU0AAsHXF.jpg)
I saw that on his Twitter a while back. It made me think of all the horrible videos and films we had to watch during junior high, about dicks and butts and period blood and AIDS and Ryan White and fuck there was just no end to it. This could have been a game changer.
http://deadspin.com/charles-tillman-announces-retirement-with-incredible-vi-1783878093?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Quote from: PenFoe on July 18, 2016, 07:25:28 PM
http://deadspin.com/charles-tillman-announces-retirement-with-incredible-vi-1783878093?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
I'll miss him. That's for sure.
Quote from: Yeti on July 18, 2016, 08:02:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 18, 2016, 07:25:28 PM
http://deadspin.com/charles-tillman-announces-retirement-with-incredible-vi-1783878093?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
I'll miss him. That's for sure.
This really bums me out.
FYBC
He was the best.
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2016, 07:28:58 AM
He was the best.
In one of his last years with the Bears it just struck me how uniquely talented he had been, over the course of his career, in an area which, to my knowledge, has never been a feature of a defensive player--interceptions *and* forced fumbles (and fumble recoveries). Tillman didn't have an exceptional number of INT's for a D-Back but his FF's and FR's more than made up for it, IMO. In his rookie year he shut down an in-his-prime Randy Moss and subsequently seemed to always be there when they most needed him (fuck YOU, Steve Smith, for leaving the one dark mark on his career).
All of this makes me think P'Nut'll eventually make the HOF, thus providing, not that we need it, validation that BC is in fact a complete moron.
Quote from: PANK! on July 19, 2016, 08:05:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2016, 07:28:58 AM
He was the best.
In one of his last years with the Bears it just struck me how uniquely talented he had been, over the course of his career, in an area which, to my knowledge, has never been a feature of a defensive player--interceptions *and* forced fumbles (and fumble recoveries). Tillman didn't have an exceptional number of INT's for a D-Back but his FF's and FR's more than made up for it, IMO. In his rookie year he shut down an in-his-prime Randy Moss and subsequently seemed to always be there when they most needed him (fuck YOU, Steve Smith, for leaving the one dark mark on his career).
All of this makes me think P'Nut'll eventually make the HOF, thus providing, not that we need it, validation that BC is in fact a complete moron.
Steve Smith never really dominated Tillman so much as Lovie stubbornly insisted on playing zone and the sneaky little shit was always able to find the gaps. Over the corner, under the safety. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
That said, Tillman should absolutely be a hall of fame corner. The myth that he was somehow only a zone corner is the only obstacle. When asked to play man he was always one of the best in the league. He got more attention for it with the repeated pantsings of Megatron, and the rise of analytics in football and places like PFF giving him proper credit will hopefully help, because they lead the charge in saying that he was a shutdown corner who just happened to play in a zone defense, not a product of a system. If 2003 Charles Tillman was drafted by the Seahawks tomorrow there'd be no question of whether or not he was an elite shutdown corner.