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Title: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Internet Apex on October 26, 2012, 06:16:51 PM
This is the thread for when it's time to post.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: CT III on October 26, 2012, 09:26:01 PM
So, I went to London for 30 hours...
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 26, 2012, 09:49:37 PM
I'm drinking a Miller Lite right now...
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Slaky on October 26, 2012, 10:09:56 PM
I just read a semi-rad article.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Wheezer on October 26, 2012, 10:31:47 PM
Mu.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Internet Apex on October 26, 2012, 11:21:50 PM
One of my Facebook friends really wants me to listen to the Afghan Whigs.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Wheezer on October 27, 2012, 12:55:28 PM
TIME TO POST. (http://theoranskyjournal.wordpress.com/2012/08/01/penis-amputation-and-self-castration-from-marijuana-induced-psychosis-really/)
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Eli on October 27, 2012, 03:51:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 26, 2012, 09:26:01 PM
So, I went to London for 30 hours...

I actually find that kind of interesting.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Bort on October 27, 2012, 04:20:04 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 27, 2012, 03:51:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 26, 2012, 09:26:01 PM
So, I went to London for 30 hours...

I actually find that kind of interesting.

It's really just some boring old Shoutbox discussion.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: CT III on October 27, 2012, 04:27:10 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 27, 2012, 03:51:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 26, 2012, 09:26:01 PM
So, I went to London for 30 hours...

I actually find that kind of interesting.

Thanks for that, if only because it serves as a nice "fuck you" to PenFoe (Fuck you).


Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Yeti on October 28, 2012, 10:41:01 PM
Ryan Theriot scored what might be the WS winning run. Stew is on suicide watch
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: CBStew on October 29, 2012, 09:19:49 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 28, 2012, 10:41:01 PM
Ryan Theriot scored what might be the WS winning run. Stew is on suicide watch

The City and County of San Francisco really needed something else to be smug about.  At least I am not from LA.  The giants sweep the World Series. USC loses badly to Arizona.  The 49ers lead their division, and LA doesn't even have a team in the NFL.  I don't have it so bad.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: BH on October 29, 2012, 03:54:42 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 27, 2012, 04:27:10 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 27, 2012, 03:51:05 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 26, 2012, 09:26:01 PM
So, I went to London for 30 hours...

I actually find that kind of interesting.

Thanks for that, if only because it serves as a nice "fuck you" to PenFoe (Fuck you).




Has CT documented what he misses about london?
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: JD on October 29, 2012, 07:52:11 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 26, 2012, 09:26:01 PM
So, I went to London for 30 hours...

and almost didn't get British herpes.  Almost.

Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: JD on October 29, 2012, 07:54:49 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 26, 2012, 09:49:37 PM
I'm drinking a Miller Lite right now...

It used to be CT's, but I totally stole it.  Why's his lip red?
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: JD on October 29, 2012, 07:56:15 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2012, 10:09:56 PM
I just read a semi-rad article.

It was about 2 guys with British herpes and a love of Miller Lite.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Internet Apex on October 30, 2012, 03:48:27 PM
It would be so awesome if Mike Vick gets benched and the Eagles go on a torrid winning streak.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 30, 2012, 04:10:18 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 30, 2012, 03:48:27 PM
It would be so awesome if Mike Vick gets benched and the Eagles go on a torrid winning streak.

Fuck the Iggles.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 31, 2012, 09:24:45 PM
According to a voicemail I just heard on my office line, the Elkhorn Inn, where I'll be enjoying the next month and a half in West Virginia for work, has substantial snow damage from Sandy.  They cannot assure me that they'll have the damage fixed in time.

Thus, it may be back to the Hampton Inn for me.

DAMN YOU SANDY!!!
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Internet Apex on November 01, 2012, 01:05:13 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 31, 2012, 09:24:45 PM
According to a voicemail I just heard on my office line, the Elkhorn Inn, where I'll be enjoying the next month and a half in West Virginia for work, has substantial snow damage from Sandy.  They cannot assure me that they'll have the damage fixed in time.

Thus, it may be back to the Hampton Inn for me.

DAMN YOU SANDY!!!

That is the essence, bro.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 01, 2012, 07:55:31 AM

I got a bunch of people to flip off the NHL on Twitter yesterday.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: PenPho on November 01, 2012, 10:22:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

13 year old PenFoe wants to egg your house.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Shooter on November 01, 2012, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: Shooter on November 01, 2012, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?

Well, we took our kids out last night, called at a dozen or so houses on our street, filled a small bag of sweets for them each, and went home.  They had a lovely time.  If you're giving out over a thousand pieces of candy within a couple of hours, that's got to be every kid within a mile in every direction of your front door and that's way, way, way beyond a bit of fun.  That's industrial candy collection.  What's the fucking point?
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 01, 2012, 03:42:02 PM
I ran away from Amy Goodman in Freeport, IL yesterday when she asked to speak with me.  She's a scary woman.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 01, 2012, 03:43:20 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: Shooter on November 01, 2012, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?

Well, we took our kids out last night, called at a dozen or so houses on our street, filled a small bag of sweets for them each, and went home.  They had a lovely time.  If you're giving out over a thousand pieces of candy within a couple of hours, that's got to be every kid within a mile in every direction of your front door and that's way, way, way beyond a bit of fun.  That's industrial candy collection.  What's the fucking point?

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m360ggBSkH1rsaqlvo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 01, 2012, 03:49:45 PM
Guy I went to high school with (and may have gotten drunk for the first time) was the limo driver in the first episode of the Mindy Project.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: flannj on November 01, 2012, 03:50:25 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: Shooter on November 01, 2012, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?

Well, we took our kids out last night, called at a dozen or so houses on our street, filled a small bag of sweets for them each, and went home.  They had a lovely time.  If you're giving out over a thousand pieces of candy within a couple of hours, that's got to be every kid within a mile in every direction of your front door and that's way, way, way beyond a bit of fun.  That's industrial candy collection.  What's the fucking point?

On halloween when my kids were younger we used haul around a red wagon with a large cooler in it filled with beer. Joined by other families doing the same and we'd make it around the neighborhood participating in "Trick or Beer". The amount of candy the kids collected was a somewhat secondary concern.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Internet Apex on November 01, 2012, 03:54:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 01, 2012, 03:50:25 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: Shooter on November 01, 2012, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?

Well, we took our kids out last night, called at a dozen or so houses on our street, filled a small bag of sweets for them each, and went home.  They had a lovely time.  If you're giving out over a thousand pieces of candy within a couple of hours, that's got to be every kid within a mile in every direction of your front door and that's way, way, way beyond a bit of fun.  That's industrial candy collection.  What's the fucking point?

On halloween when my kids were younger we used haul around a red wagon with a large cooler in it filled with beer. Joined by other families doing the same and we'd make it around the neighborhood participating in "Trick or Beer". The amount of candy the kids collected was a somewhat secondary concern.

Cool story, bro.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: CT III on November 01, 2012, 04:12:46 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 01, 2012, 03:50:25 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: Shooter on November 01, 2012, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?

Well, we took our kids out last night, called at a dozen or so houses on our street, filled a small bag of sweets for them each, and went home.  They had a lovely time.  If you're giving out over a thousand pieces of candy within a couple of hours, that's got to be every kid within a mile in every direction of your front door and that's way, way, way beyond a bit of fun.  That's industrial candy collection.  What's the fucking point?

On halloween when my kids were younger we used haul around a red wagon with a large cooler in it filled with beer. Joined by other families doing the same and we'd make it around the neighborhood participating in "Trick or Beer". The amount of candy the kids collected was a somewhat secondary concern.

Just wanted to let you know that the tradition lives on.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 01, 2012, 04:17:09 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 01, 2012, 04:12:46 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 01, 2012, 03:50:25 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: Shooter on November 01, 2012, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?

Well, we took our kids out last night, called at a dozen or so houses on our street, filled a small bag of sweets for them each, and went home.  They had a lovely time.  If you're giving out over a thousand pieces of candy within a couple of hours, that's got to be every kid within a mile in every direction of your front door and that's way, way, way beyond a bit of fun.  That's industrial candy collection.  What's the fucking point?

On halloween when my kids were younger we used haul around a red wagon with a large cooler in it filled with beer. Joined by other families doing the same and we'd make it around the neighborhood participating in "Trick or Beer". The amount of candy the kids collected was a somewhat secondary concern.

Just wanted to let you know that the tradition lives on.

Intrepid Reader: Gil Gunderson

"Trick or beer? Please explain."
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 04:35:20 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: Shooter on November 01, 2012, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?

Well, we took our kids out last night, called at a dozen or so houses on our street, filled a small bag of sweets for them each, and went home.  They had a lovely time.  If you're giving out over a thousand pieces of candy within a couple of hours, that's got to be every kid within a mile in every direction of your front door and that's way, way, way beyond a bit of fun.  That's industrial candy collection.  What's the fucking point?

These aren't only neighborhood kids, or kids within a mile radius.  Our street has developed a reputation for going all out on Halloween (except for a few curmudgeons) and parents drive their kids in from Oakland, SF, Marin County and Contra Costa County.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: PenPho on November 01, 2012, 05:11:06 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 04:35:20 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: Shooter on November 01, 2012, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 01, 2012, 10:37:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?

Well, we took our kids out last night, called at a dozen or so houses on our street, filled a small bag of sweets for them each, and went home.  They had a lovely time.  If you're giving out over a thousand pieces of candy within a couple of hours, that's got to be every kid within a mile in every direction of your front door and that's way, way, way beyond a bit of fun.  That's industrial candy collection.  What's the fucking point?

These aren't only neighborhood kids, or kids within a mile radius.  Our street has developed a reputation for going all out on Halloween (except for a few curmudgeons) and parents drive their kids in from Oakland, SF, Marin County and Contra Costa County.

When we lived in Phoenix (que Tonk) we used to have an influx of Mexican families bringing their kids to the neighborhood for Halloween.  We certainly didn't approach the same quantities you're talking about (though I had friends in Central Phoenix who did), but the practice of "Halloween Immigration" isn't uncommon. 
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Internet Apex on November 02, 2012, 11:43:43 AM
Last night, my girlfriend told me she needed to tell me something. She wasn't sure if she wanted to wait until she saw me in person today but it needed to be discussed. She said she had been afraid of telling me because she thought I would think less of her, that I would think she was disgusting or want her out of my life.

My head was spinning. I sat up in bed, fearing the absolute worst.

"I've decided to vote for Mitt Romney."

I was, at first, relieved. And then I became extremely annoyed. I asked her what the hell she was thinking because only last week she had talked about how repulsive she found him during the debates. She said business has been slow at her family's business this year and she's fed up with Democrats claiming they're going to fix things and accomplishing nothing.

This actually made some sense to me and while I was unable to convince her that it isn't the president's job to entice people to eat more Japanese food, I called her attention to all of the social issues that she and the G.O.P. disagreed upon. Like the Rape thing. That did the trick, I think.

I am currently researching third-party candidates because I really like this chick and I really, really want it to work out this time.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: PenPho on November 02, 2012, 11:46:19 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 02, 2012, 11:43:43 AM
Last night, my girlfriend told me she needed to tell me something. She wasn't sure if she wanted to wait until she saw me in person today but it needed to be discussed. She said she had been afraid of telling me because she thought I would think less of her, that I would think she was disgusting or want her out of my life.

My head was spinning. I sat up in bed, fearing the absolute worst.

"I've decided to vote for Mitt Romney."

I was, at first, relieved. And then I became extremely annoyed. I asked her what the hell she was thinking because only last week she had talked about how repulsive she found him during the debates. She said business has been slow at her family's business this year and she's fed up with Democrats claiming they're going to fix things and accomplishing nothing.

This actually made some sense to me and while I was unable to convince her that it isn't the president's job to entice people to eat more Japanese food, I called her attention to all of the social issues that she and the G.O.P. disagreed upon. Like the Rape thing. That did the trick, I think.

I am currently researching third-party candidates because I really like this chick and I really, really want it to work out this time.

Woo-Hoo, another Gary Johnson vote!

Come to the SBox and we'll hash it out, bro.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Slaky on November 02, 2012, 12:57:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 02, 2012, 11:43:43 AM
Last night, my girlfriend told me she needed to tell me something. She wasn't sure if she wanted to wait until she saw me in person today but it needed to be discussed. She said she had been afraid of telling me because she thought I would think less of her, that I would think she was disgusting or want her out of my life.

My head was spinning. I sat up in bed, fearing the absolute worst.

"I've decided to vote for Mitt Romney."

I was, at first, relieved. And then I became extremely annoyed. I asked her what the hell she was thinking because only last week she had talked about how repulsive she found him during the debates. She said business has been slow at her family's business this year and she's fed up with Democrats claiming they're going to fix things and accomplishing nothing.

This actually made some sense to me and while I was unable to convince her that it isn't the president's job to entice people to eat more Japanese food, I called her attention to all of the social issues that she and the G.O.P. disagreed upon. Like the Rape thing. That did the trick, I think.

I am currently researching third-party candidates because I really like this chick and I really, really want it to work out this time.

Mitt Romney knows how to convince people to eat more Japanese food.

Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Slaky on November 02, 2012, 01:01:25 PM
There used to be this league called the NHL. It was cool sometimes.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: morpheus on November 02, 2012, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 02, 2012, 01:01:25 PM
There used to be this league called the NHL. It was cool sometimes.

Did they do stuff?
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 03, 2012, 05:38:47 PM
I think Andy forgot to re-register. (http://www.fistedfoul.com)
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Internet Apex on November 05, 2012, 11:52:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 02, 2012, 12:57:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 02, 2012, 11:43:43 AM
Last night, my girlfriend told me she needed to tell me something. She wasn't sure if she wanted to wait until she saw me in person today but it needed to be discussed. She said she had been afraid of telling me because she thought I would think less of her, that I would think she was disgusting or want her out of my life.

My head was spinning. I sat up in bed, fearing the absolute worst.

"I've decided to vote for Mitt Romney."

I was, at first, relieved. And then I became extremely annoyed. I asked her what the hell she was thinking because only last week she had talked about how repulsive she found him during the debates. She said business has been slow at her family's business this year and she's fed up with Democrats claiming they're going to fix things and accomplishing nothing.

This actually made some sense to me and while I was unable to convince her that it isn't the president's job to entice people to eat more Japanese food, I called her attention to all of the social issues that she and the G.O.P. disagreed upon. Like the Rape thing. That did the trick, I think.

I am currently researching third-party candidates because I really like this chick and I really, really want it to work out this time.

Mitt Romney knows how to convince people to eat more Japanese food.



It seems that my magic has worked on her to the point that she'll vote for Obama, with no joy or expectations whatsoever. I shall do likewise.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on November 05, 2012, 04:18:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 05, 2012, 11:52:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 02, 2012, 12:57:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 02, 2012, 11:43:43 AM
Last night, my girlfriend told me she needed to tell me something. She wasn't sure if she wanted to wait until she saw me in person today but it needed to be discussed. She said she had been afraid of telling me because she thought I would think less of her, that I would think she was disgusting or want her out of my life.

My head was spinning. I sat up in bed, fearing the absolute worst.

"I've decided to vote for Mitt Romney."

I was, at first, relieved. And then I became extremely annoyed. I asked her what the hell she was thinking because only last week she had talked about how repulsive she found him during the debates. She said business has been slow at her family's business this year and she's fed up with Democrats claiming they're going to fix things and accomplishing nothing.

This actually made some sense to me and while I was unable to convince her that it isn't the president's job to entice people to eat more Japanese food, I called her attention to all of the social issues that she and the G.O.P. disagreed upon. Like the Rape thing. That did the trick, I think.

I am currently researching third-party candidates because I really like this chick and I really, really want it to work out this time.

Mitt Romney knows how to convince people to eat more Japanese food.



It seems that my magic has worked on her to the point that she'll vote for Obama, with no joy or expectations whatsoever. I shall do likewise.

So, sad ending.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Internet Apex on November 05, 2012, 04:21:56 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 05, 2012, 04:18:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 05, 2012, 11:52:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 02, 2012, 12:57:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 02, 2012, 11:43:43 AM
Last night, my girlfriend told me she needed to tell me something. She wasn't sure if she wanted to wait until she saw me in person today but it needed to be discussed. She said she had been afraid of telling me because she thought I would think less of her, that I would think she was disgusting or want her out of my life.

My head was spinning. I sat up in bed, fearing the absolute worst.

"I've decided to vote for Mitt Romney."

I was, at first, relieved. And then I became extremely annoyed. I asked her what the hell she was thinking because only last week she had talked about how repulsive she found him during the debates. She said business has been slow at her family's business this year and she's fed up with Democrats claiming they're going to fix things and accomplishing nothing.

This actually made some sense to me and while I was unable to convince her that it isn't the president's job to entice people to eat more Japanese food, I called her attention to all of the social issues that she and the G.O.P. disagreed upon. Like the Rape thing. That did the trick, I think.

I am currently researching third-party candidates because I really like this chick and I really, really want it to work out this time.

Mitt Romney knows how to convince people to eat more Japanese food.



It seems that my magic has worked on her to the point that she'll vote for Obama, with no joy or expectations whatsoever. I shall do likewise.

So, sad ending.

/Sadsack Apex
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Internet Apex on November 06, 2012, 11:12:39 AM
She flip-flopped again. Fuck Indiana.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: morpheus on November 06, 2012, 11:34:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 06, 2012, 11:12:39 AM
She flip-flopped again. Fuck Indiana.

Smart girl.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Internet Apex on November 06, 2012, 11:41:00 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 06, 2012, 11:34:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 06, 2012, 11:12:39 AM
She flip-flopped again. Fuck Indiana.

Smart girl.

If she's so bright, what's she doing dating me? She did say she voted against neanderthals Pence and Mourdock though. So there's that.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 06, 2012, 12:13:28 PM
I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: morpheus on November 06, 2012, 01:24:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 06, 2012, 11:41:00 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 06, 2012, 11:34:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 06, 2012, 11:12:39 AM
She flip-flopped again. Fuck Indiana.

Smart girl.

If she's so bright, what's she doing dating me? She did say she voted against neanderthals Pence and Mourdock though. So there's that.

He is pretty douchey, to be sure.

(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/C5p6RIMZt1lMudq1aaKAJw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Y2g9MjQwMTtjcj0xO2N3PTMyMjE7ZHg9MDtkeT0wO2ZpPXVsY3JvcDtoPTQ3MDtxPTg1O3c9NjMw/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/51330be8f987d91d1e0f6a7067003f06.jpg)
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2012, 12:13:28 PM
I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

QuoteIf you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on November 06, 2012, 04:46:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 06, 2012, 11:12:39 AM
She flip-flopped again.
So, 69?  Nice!
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: PenPho on November 06, 2012, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2012, 12:13:28 PM
I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

QuoteIf you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

If no one here has texted Morph's phone number to Michael Moore yet then I don't even know this place anymore.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:54:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 06, 2012, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2012, 12:13:28 PM
I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

QuoteIf you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

If no one here has texted Morph's phone number to Michael Moore yet then I don't even know this place anymore.

Do we dare?
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: morpheus on November 06, 2012, 09:42:52 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:54:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 06, 2012, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2012, 12:13:28 PM
I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

QuoteIf you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

If no one here has texted Morph's phone number to Michael Moore yet then I don't even know this place anymore.

Do we dare?

This would have made me LOL, like really loudly.
Title: Re: Cool story, bro.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 07, 2012, 07:59:34 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:54:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 06, 2012, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 06, 2012, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2012, 12:13:28 PM
I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

QuoteIf you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

If no one here has texted Morph's phone number to Michael Moore yet then I don't even know this place anymore.

Do we dare?

If I had seen this last night...