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Title: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 07, 2012, 11:42:11 AM
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"Bitches."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 07, 2012, 12:03:32 PM
Remember when this country used to be free?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: flannj on November 07, 2012, 12:15:16 PM
Let us come together and celebrate yesterday as one of the greatest days in world history.


The birth of Adolphe Sax, inventor of the Saxophone!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Yeti on November 07, 2012, 12:15:25 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 07, 2012, 12:03:32 PM
Remember when this country used to be free?

Freedom ain't free
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Tonker on November 07, 2012, 12:46:24 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 12:15:16 PM
Let us come together and celebrate yesterday as one of the greatest days in world history.


The birth of Adolphe Sax, inventor of the Saxophone!

Fucking hell, that's going some.  He was born yesterday, and has already invented a widely-used musical instrument.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 07, 2012, 01:36:38 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 07, 2012, 12:46:24 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 07, 2012, 12:15:16 PM
Let us come together and celebrate yesterday as one of the greatest days in world history.


The birth of Adolphe Sax, inventor of the Saxophone!

Fucking hell, that's going some.  He was born yesterday, and has already invented a widely-used musical instrument.

All he did was rip off the Saxomophone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kLxLdtIiE).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Richard Chuggar on November 07, 2012, 02:19:36 PM
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Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2012, 02:28:40 PM
Some mild butthurt here, courtesy of George Will: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-will-the-winner-is-the-status-quo/2012/11/07/719280e0-28fc-11e2-bab2-eda299503684_story.html

QuoteSelf-identified conservatives outnumber self-identified liberals 2-to-1 in a nation that has reelected the most liberal president since Lyndon Johnson and his mentor Franklin Roosevelt.

QuoteObama is only the second president (Andrew Jackson was the first) to win a second term with a reduced percentage of the popular vote, and the third (after Madison and Woodrow Wilson) to win a second term with a smaller percentage of the electoral vote. A diminished figure after conducting the most relentlessly negative campaign ever run by an incumbent, he has the meager mandate of not being Bain Capital. Foreshadowing continuing institutional conflict, which the constitutional system not only anticipates but encourages, Speaker John Boehner says of the House Republican caucus: "We'll have as much of a mandate as he will."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 02:37:10 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2012, 02:28:40 PM
Some mild butthurt here, courtesy of George Will: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-will-the-winner-is-the-status-quo/2012/11/07/719280e0-28fc-11e2-bab2-eda299503684_story.html

QuoteSelf-identified conservatives outnumber self-identified liberals 2-to-1 in a nation that has reelected the most liberal president since Lyndon Johnson and his mentor Franklin Roosevelt.

QuoteObama is only the second president (Andrew Jackson was the first) to win a second term with a reduced percentage of the popular vote, and the third (after Madison and Woodrow Wilson) to win a second term with a smaller percentage of the electoral vote. A diminished figure after conducting the most relentlessly negative campaign ever run by an incumbent, he has the meager mandate of not being Bain Capital. Foreshadowing continuing institutional conflict, which the constitutional system not only anticipates but encourages, Speaker John Boehner says of the House Republican caucus: "We'll have as much of a mandate as he will."

Well that's fucking miserable. I hope the Cubs don't win the series until after he dies.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 07, 2012, 02:47:32 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2012, 02:28:40 PM
Some mild butthurt here, courtesy of George Will: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-will-the-winner-is-the-status-quo/2012/11/07/719280e0-28fc-11e2-bab2-eda299503684_story.html

QuoteSelf-identified conservatives outnumber self-identified liberals 2-to-1 in a nation that has reelected the most liberal president since Lyndon Johnson and his mentor Franklin Roosevelt.

QuoteObama is only the second president (Andrew Jackson was the first) to win a second term with a reduced percentage of the popular vote, and the third (after Madison and Woodrow Wilson) to win a second term with a smaller percentage of the electoral vote. A diminished figure after conducting the most relentlessly negative campaign ever run by an incumbent, he has the meager mandate of not being Bain Capital. Foreshadowing continuing institutional conflict, which the constitutional system not only anticipates but encourages, Speaker John Boehner says of the House Republican caucus: "We'll have as much of a mandate as he will."

The Swift Boat Veterans would like to have a word with George.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: CT III on November 07, 2012, 02:57:57 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2012, 02:28:40 PM
Some mild butthurt here, courtesy of George Will: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-will-the-winner-is-the-status-quo/2012/11/07/719280e0-28fc-11e2-bab2-eda299503684_story.html

QuoteSelf-identified conservatives outnumber self-identified liberals 2-to-1 in a nation that has reelected the most liberal president since Lyndon Johnson and his mentor Franklin Roosevelt.

QuoteObama is only the second president (Andrew Jackson was the first) to win a second term with a reduced percentage of the popular vote, and the third (after Madison and Woodrow Wilson) to win a second term with a smaller percentage of the electoral vote. A diminished figure after conducting the most relentlessly negative campaign ever run by an incumbent, he has the meager mandate of not being Bain Capital. Foreshadowing continuing institutional conflict, which the constitutional system not only anticipates but encourages, Speaker John Boehner says of the House Republican caucus: "We'll have as much of a mandate as he will."

Also, Nixon was the most liberal President since Johnson.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 07, 2012, 03:36:12 PM
Did someone say butthurt (http://todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2012/11/07/14995247-donald-trump-ted-nugent-others-tweet-election-disappointment?lite)?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2012, 04:16:41 PM
The first shot in the fiscal cliff negotiations.

QuoteHouse Speaker John Boehner offered Wednesday to pursue a deal with a victorious President Barack Obama that will include higher taxes "under the right conditions" to help reduce the nation's staggering debt and put its finances in order.

Quote"Mr. President, this is your moment," Boehner told reporters, speaking about the "fiscal cliff" that will hit in January. "We want you to lead."

Somewhat vague on deets:
QuoteThe Ohio Republican spoke a day after the president's clear re-election victory. He said conditions on higher taxes would include a revamped tax code to make it cleaner and fairer, fewer loopholes and lower rates for all.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/49731550
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 07, 2012, 07:57:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cqX8v.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Internet Apex on November 07, 2012, 08:32:32 PM
Waite for Ittt.......
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Slaky on November 07, 2012, 08:52:21 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 07, 2012, 08:32:32 PM
Waite for Ittt.......

I'ts Our Turn
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: morpheus on November 07, 2012, 11:04:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2012, 04:16:41 PM
The first shot in the fiscal cliff negotiations.

QuoteHouse Speaker John Boehner offered Wednesday to pursue a deal with a victorious President Barack Obama that will include higher taxes "under the right conditions" to help reduce the nation's staggering debt and put its finances in order.

Quote"Mr. President, this is your moment," Boehner told reporters, speaking about the "fiscal cliff" that will hit in January. "We want you to lead."

Somewhat vague on deets:
QuoteThe Ohio Republican spoke a day after the president's clear re-election victory. He said conditions on higher taxes would include a revamped tax code to make it cleaner and fairer, fewer loopholes and lower rates for all.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/49731550

Erskine Bowles spoke tonight at the CFA Society of Chicago's Annual Dinner. He pushed the same idea... along with much of the Simpson-Bowles plan, natch.  And, he was very optimistic that a deal would get done, although he wasn't so sure it would be in the 15 days that Congress meets before the new year.  Here's hoping, because going over the fiscal cliff would be... Bad.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2012, 07:59:04 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 07, 2012, 11:04:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2012, 04:16:41 PM
The first shot in the fiscal cliff negotiations.

QuoteHouse Speaker John Boehner offered Wednesday to pursue a deal with a victorious President Barack Obama that will include higher taxes "under the right conditions" to help reduce the nation's staggering debt and put its finances in order.

Quote"Mr. President, this is your moment," Boehner told reporters, speaking about the "fiscal cliff" that will hit in January. "We want you to lead."

Somewhat vague on deets:
QuoteThe Ohio Republican spoke a day after the president's clear re-election victory. He said conditions on higher taxes would include a revamped tax code to make it cleaner and fairer, fewer loopholes and lower rates for all.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/49731550

Erskine Bowles spoke tonight at the CFA Society of Chicago's Annual Dinner. He pushed the same idea... along with much of the Simpson-Bowles plan, natch.  And, he was very optimistic that a deal would get done, although he wasn't so sure it would be in the 15 days that Congress meets before the new year.  Here's hoping, because going over the fiscal cliff would be... Bad.

Backs will get scratched. The pressure's suddenly on Congress, since they're the next ones facing reelection. Boehner doesn't want to lose his gavel.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2012, 09:41:51 AM
Meanwhile, in the Fringe universe:

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(http://politicalwire.com/assets_c/2012/11/Mitt%20Romney%20the%20President%20Elect%20The%20Inauguration-thumb-550x619-414.png)

(http://politicalwire.com/assets_c/2012/11/Screen%20Shot%202012-11-07%20at%208.40.24%20PM-thumb-550x371-409-thumb-550x371-410.png)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 09:49:27 AM
Butthurt Mountain: Conquered.

http://www.libertarianrepublican.net/2012/11/the-end-of-liberty-in-america-only.html

Quote...

Well, to each his own. Some may choose to push secession in their state legislatures. Others may choose to leave the U.S. for good (Costa Rica, Switzerland, Italy, Argentina, Hong Kong, Israel). Still others may want to personally separate themselves from the United States here in North America while still living under communist rule' the Glenn Beck, grab your guns, food storage, build bunkers, survivalist route. I heartily endorse all these efforts.

Express your hatred, shame, and outright disgust with anyone you know who voted Democrat

However, for me, I'm choosing another rather unique path; a personal boycott, if you will. Starting early this morning, I am going to un-friend every single individual on Facebook who voted for Obama, or I even suspect may have Democrat leanings. I will do the same in person. All family and friends, even close family and friends, who I know to be Democrats are hereby dead to me. I vow never to speak to them again for the rest of my life, or have any communications with them. They are in short, the enemies of liberty. They deserve nothing less than hatred and utter contempt.

I strongly urge all other libertarians to do the same. Are you married to someone who voted for Obama, have a girlfriend who voted 'O'. Divorce them. Break up with them without haste. Vow not to attend family functions, Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas for example, if there will be any family members in attendance who are Democrats.

Do you work for someone who voted for Obama? Quit your job. Co-workers who voted for Obama. Simply don't talk to them in the workplace, unless your boss instructs you too for work-related only purposes. Have clients who voted Democrat? Call them up this morning and tell them to take their business elsewhere.

Have a neighbor who votes for Obama? You could take a crap on their lawn. Then again, probably not a good idea since it would be technically illegal to do this. But you could have your dog take care of business. Not your fault if he just happens to choose that particular spot.

And start your boycott of your Democrat friends and family today. Like this morning. First thing you can do, very easy, is to un-friend all Democrats from your Facebook account.

Boycott Business who accept Welfare payments

Thirdly, I believe we all need to express disgust with Obama and Democrats in public places. To some extent I already do this. Example:

When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me.

I am going to step this up. I am going to do far more of this in my life. It's going to be my personal crusade. I hope other libertarians and conservatives will eventually join me.

What I plan to do this week, is to get yard signs made up, at my own expense, that read, "EBT is for Welfare Moochers." I will put the signs out on public property off of the right-of-way so it's entirely legal, in front of every convenience store or grocery store that has a sign out saying "EBT Accepted Here." I may even do some sign waving in front of these stores, holding up my "EBT is for Welfare Moochers," sign, and waving to passers-by.

If I meet a Democrat in my life from here on out, I will shun them immediately. I will spit on the ground in front of them, being careful not to spit in their general direction so that they can't charge me with some stupid little nuisance law. Then I'll tell them in no un-certain terms: "I do not associate with Democrats. You all are communist pigs, and I have nothing but utter disgust for you. Sir/Madam, you are scum of the earth." Then I'll turn and walk the other way.

Buttons. Boy, you can have a lot of fun with this. I plan to make up a bunch of buttons, and wear them around town, sayings like "Democrats are Communist Pigs," or "Welfare moochers steal from hard-working Americans," "Only Nazis support Seat Belt laws" or "No Smoking Ban: Nanny-Staters go Fuck Yourselves."

There are so many other nasty little things I plan to do against the communists and those who support them. Perhaps I'll keep Jim informed and he can report on my activities here at LR.

For now, off to my first assignment: Telling all my friends and family who voted for Obama to "fuck off, don't ever speak to me again you slimeball mother fuckers." Wish me luck!

I'm impressed that this guy has friends to alienate in the first place.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: BH on November 08, 2012, 09:57:37 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 09:49:27 AM
Butthurt Mountain: Conquered.

http://www.libertarianrepublican.net/2012/11/the-end-of-liberty-in-america-only.html


"Eric Dondero said...

    No, I don't intend to "get out of my funk." Gonna post some comments here and there today, then I'm taking my leave for a very long time.

    That said, on Romney I think you're dead wrong. He was the ideal candidate for Republicans. We couldn't have done any better. Good looking, hot lookin' wife. Well spoken. Fiscal not social conservative. Northeast ties, also from the Mid-west. It's almost like he came out of central casting.

    No, the problem is America. Like Chuck, Ran and Jim seem to imply, Americans are moochers by nature, they are not libertarians. They want free stuff.

    Too many are now on the government dole. And Democrats appeal to that. The Republican Party with its limited government and self-reliance ideology has zero appeal to these people.
    November 7, 2012 9:08 AM "
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on November 08, 2012, 10:07:38 AM
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Here's something I've felt for a long time and now that this is all over, I wanted to get this out. The tag line, "Believe In America" is something in itself that would keep me from voting for Mitt.

No, it's not because it's suggesting that the other guy doesn't believe in America ("Forward" instead of "Backward").  It's because it's suggesting that religion and faith are what's needed.

I grew up in Skokie, going to a Hebrew school where it seemed every other week we had a Survivor (and not like the Curb version of Survivor) coming in to talk to us.  The message I took from that: People will hate you because of your religion and they'll try to change you or kill you.

When I see from today's GOP "Believe in America" I see "Believe in Jesus."  Especially when it comes from a guy who literally believes Jesus was here and will have a future presence in Missouri.  That loses me instantly.

If the GOP wants my regular vote, talk to me about economics and defense and foreign policy and entitlements.  Cut the God shit out.  I've got a place to go talk and learn about that, and it's not in Washington.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: BH on November 08, 2012, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 08, 2012, 10:07:38 AM
(http://politicalwire.com/assets_c/2012/11/Screen%20Shot%202012-11-07%20at%208.16.28%20PM-thumb-550x335-403.png)

Here's something I've felt for a long time and now that this is all over, I wanted to get this out. The tag line, "Believe In America" is something in itself that would keep me from voting for Mitt.

No, it's not because it's suggesting that the other guy doesn't believe in America ("Forward" instead of "Backward").  It's because it's suggesting that religion and faith are what's needed.

I grew up in Skokie, going to a Hebrew school where it seemed every other week we had a Survivor (and not like the Curb version of Survivor) coming in to talk to us.  The message I took from that: People will hate you because of your religion and they'll try to change you or kill you.

When I see from today's GOP "Believe in America" I see "Believe in Jesus."  Especially when it comes from a guy who literally believes Jesus was here and will have a future presence in Missouri.  That loses me instantly.

If the GOP wants my regular vote, talk to me about economics and defense and foreign policy and entitlements.  Cut the God shit out.  I've got a place to go talk and learn about that, and it's not in Washington.

So you didn't vote for Mitt because you didn't like his slogan (after you changed the words to it)?
As good as a reason as any I suppose.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on November 08, 2012, 10:15:59 AM
Quote from: BH on November 08, 2012, 10:14:03 AM
So you didn't vote for Mitt because you didn't like his slogan (after you changed the words to it)?
As good as a reason as any I suppose.

There were plenty of reasons not to vote for him. But that one is a subtle one that tunes me out to almost everything else.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 10:24:03 AM
That's our Chuck!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Eli on November 08, 2012, 10:24:40 AM
Quote from: BH on November 08, 2012, 09:57:37 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 09:49:27 AM
Butthurt Mountain: Conquered.

http://www.libertarianrepublican.net/2012/11/the-end-of-liberty-in-america-only.html


"Eric Dondero said...

    No, I don't intend to "get out of my funk." Gonna post some comments here and there today, then I'm taking my leave for a very long time.

    That said, on Romney I think you're dead wrong. He was the ideal candidate for Republicans. We couldn't have done any better. Good looking, hot lookin' wife. Well spoken. Fiscal not social conservative. Northeast ties, also from the Mid-west. It's almost like he came out of central casting.

    No, the problem is America. Like Chuck, Ran and Jim seem to imply, Americans are moochers by nature, they are not libertarians. They want free stuff.

    Too many are now on the government dole. And Democrats appeal to that. The Republican Party with its limited government and self-reliance ideology has zero appeal to these people.
    November 7, 2012 9:08 AM "

QuoteEric Dondero said...
I say we've got two to three years left before they start rounding up dissenters and sending us off to Nazi-style concentration camps. I've got a little more time, cause I live in Texas.

Arizona is a good place to be for now. But New York, Iowa, Michigan, Massachusetts, PA beware. You're vastly on the road to complete authoritarianism and statism. Grab your guns, protect what few things you have left. You're living in Nazi Germany circa 1933-34.

This isn't real, right?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2012, 10:29:31 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 10:24:40 AM
Quote from: BH on November 08, 2012, 09:57:37 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 09:49:27 AM
Butthurt Mountain: Conquered.

http://www.libertarianrepublican.net/2012/11/the-end-of-liberty-in-america-only.html


"Eric Dondero said...

    No, I don't intend to "get out of my funk." Gonna post some comments here and there today, then I'm taking my leave for a very long time.

    That said, on Romney I think you're dead wrong. He was the ideal candidate for Republicans. We couldn't have done any better. Good looking, hot lookin' wife. Well spoken. Fiscal not social conservative. Northeast ties, also from the Mid-west. It's almost like he came out of central casting.

    No, the problem is America. Like Chuck, Ran and Jim seem to imply, Americans are moochers by nature, they are not libertarians. They want free stuff.

    Too many are now on the government dole. And Democrats appeal to that. The Republican Party with its limited government and self-reliance ideology has zero appeal to these people.
    November 7, 2012 9:08 AM "

QuoteEric Dondero said...
I say we've got two to three years left before they start rounding up dissenters and sending us off to Nazi-style concentration camps. I've got a little more time, cause I live in Texas.

Arizona is a good place to be for now. But New York, Iowa, Michigan, Massachusetts, PA beware. You're vastly on the road to complete authoritarianism and statism. Grab your guns, protect what few things you have left. You're living in Nazi Germany circa 1933-34.

This isn't real, right?

Secret Service...SS...WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE!!!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 10:31:18 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 10:24:40 AM
Quote from: BH on November 08, 2012, 09:57:37 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 09:49:27 AM
Butthurt Mountain: Conquered.

http://www.libertarianrepublican.net/2012/11/the-end-of-liberty-in-america-only.html


"Eric Dondero said...

    No, I don't intend to "get out of my funk." Gonna post some comments here and there today, then I'm taking my leave for a very long time.

    That said, on Romney I think you're dead wrong. He was the ideal candidate for Republicans. We couldn't have done any better. Good looking, hot lookin' wife. Well spoken. Fiscal not social conservative. Northeast ties, also from the Mid-west. It's almost like he came out of central casting.

    No, the problem is America. Like Chuck, Ran and Jim seem to imply, Americans are moochers by nature, they are not libertarians. They want free stuff.

    Too many are now on the government dole. And Democrats appeal to that. The Republican Party with its limited government and self-reliance ideology has zero appeal to these people.
    November 7, 2012 9:08 AM "

QuoteEric Dondero said...
I say we've got two to three years left before they start rounding up dissenters and sending us off to Nazi-style concentration camps. I've got a little more time, cause I live in Texas.

Arizona is a good place to be for now. But New York, Iowa, Michigan, Massachusetts, PA beware. You're vastly on the road to complete authoritarianism and statism. Grab your guns, protect what few things you have left. You're living in Nazi Germany circa 1933-34.

This isn't real, right?

Yep, instead of continuing to try and work for what they believe in their answer is to pout and "grab guns". That's fucking awesome.

Obama's great plan to seize guns after an arduous first 4 years and then a challenging re-election campaign is finally in place. SNEAK ATTACK GIMME YO GUNS.

I'm also looking forward to all the free stuff I'm supposed to be getting.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2012, 10:32:23 AM
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/ (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: CT III on November 08, 2012, 10:33:49 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 10:31:18 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 10:24:40 AM
Quote from: BH on November 08, 2012, 09:57:37 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 09:49:27 AM
Butthurt Mountain: Conquered.

http://www.libertarianrepublican.net/2012/11/the-end-of-liberty-in-america-only.html


"Eric Dondero said...

    No, I don't intend to "get out of my funk." Gonna post some comments here and there today, then I'm taking my leave for a very long time.

    That said, on Romney I think you're dead wrong. He was the ideal candidate for Republicans. We couldn't have done any better. Good looking, hot lookin' wife. Well spoken. Fiscal not social conservative. Northeast ties, also from the Mid-west. It's almost like he came out of central casting.

    No, the problem is America. Like Chuck, Ran and Jim seem to imply, Americans are moochers by nature, they are not libertarians. They want free stuff.

    Too many are now on the government dole. And Democrats appeal to that. The Republican Party with its limited government and self-reliance ideology has zero appeal to these people.
    November 7, 2012 9:08 AM "

QuoteEric Dondero said...
I say we've got two to three years left before they start rounding up dissenters and sending us off to Nazi-style concentration camps. I've got a little more time, cause I live in Texas.

Arizona is a good place to be for now. But New York, Iowa, Michigan, Massachusetts, PA beware. You're vastly on the road to complete authoritarianism and statism. Grab your guns, protect what few things you have left. You're living in Nazi Germany circa 1933-34.

This isn't real, right?

Yep, instead of continuing to try and work for what they believe in their answer is to pout and "grab guns". That's fucking awesome.

Obama's great plan to seize guns after an arduous first 4 years and then a challenging re-election campaign is finally in place. SNEAK ATTACK GIMME YO GUNS.

I'm also looking forward to all the free stuff I'm supposed to be getting.

Well, there's also the "threat" of leaving the country, which has been made by assholes on both sides since the 2000 election (and probably before).  Thank goodness most of these people don't follow through on it, I'd hate to lose their contributions to society.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 10:36:29 AM
Quote from: CT III on November 08, 2012, 10:33:49 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 10:31:18 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 10:24:40 AM
Quote from: BH on November 08, 2012, 09:57:37 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 09:49:27 AM
Butthurt Mountain: Conquered.

http://www.libertarianrepublican.net/2012/11/the-end-of-liberty-in-america-only.html


"Eric Dondero said...

    No, I don't intend to "get out of my funk." Gonna post some comments here and there today, then I'm taking my leave for a very long time.

    That said, on Romney I think you're dead wrong. He was the ideal candidate for Republicans. We couldn't have done any better. Good looking, hot lookin' wife. Well spoken. Fiscal not social conservative. Northeast ties, also from the Mid-west. It's almost like he came out of central casting.

    No, the problem is America. Like Chuck, Ran and Jim seem to imply, Americans are moochers by nature, they are not libertarians. They want free stuff.

    Too many are now on the government dole. And Democrats appeal to that. The Republican Party with its limited government and self-reliance ideology has zero appeal to these people.
    November 7, 2012 9:08 AM "

QuoteEric Dondero said...
I say we've got two to three years left before they start rounding up dissenters and sending us off to Nazi-style concentration camps. I've got a little more time, cause I live in Texas.

Arizona is a good place to be for now. But New York, Iowa, Michigan, Massachusetts, PA beware. You're vastly on the road to complete authoritarianism and statism. Grab your guns, protect what few things you have left. You're living in Nazi Germany circa 1933-34.

This isn't real, right?

Yep, instead of continuing to try and work for what they believe in their answer is to pout and "grab guns". That's fucking awesome.

Obama's great plan to seize guns after an arduous first 4 years and then a challenging re-election campaign is finally in place. SNEAK ATTACK GIMME YO GUNS.

I'm also looking forward to all the free stuff I'm supposed to be getting.

Well, there's also the "threat" of leaving the country, which has been made by assholes on both sides since the 2000 election (and probably before).  Thank goodness most of these people don't follow through on it, I'd hate to lose their contributions to society.

If you hate conservatism, there are many less conservative countries you can move to assuming you plan ahead and go through all the necessary paperwork and hope the country would even accept you. Fine. Good luck (those countries don't want you anyway).

If you think America is too socialist/liberal where the hell are you going to go? What country? I'm curious.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: CT III on November 08, 2012, 10:42:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 10:36:29 AM

If you hate conservatism, there are many less conservative countries you can move to assuming you plan ahead and go through all the necessary paperwork and hope the country would even accept you. Fine. Good luck (those countries don't want you anyway).

If you think America is too socialist/liberal where the hell are you going to go? What country? I'm curious.

I'm not sure, now that Somalia has a central government again...
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2012, 10:48:03 AM
Quote from: CT III on November 08, 2012, 10:42:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 10:36:29 AM

If you hate conservatism, there are many less conservative countries you can move to assuming you plan ahead and go through all the necessary paperwork and hope the country would even accept you. Fine. Good luck (those countries don't want you anyway).

If you think America is too socialist/liberal where the hell are you going to go? What country? I'm curious.

I'm not sure, now that Somalia has a central government again...

I'm sure some tribal nation-states in Africa embrace the benefits of lower capital gains taxes.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Tony on November 08, 2012, 10:53:17 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 10:36:29 AM
If you think America is too socialist/liberal where the hell are you going to go? What country? I'm curious.

One of my conservative Facebook "friends" threatened to move to Sweden.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Eli on November 08, 2012, 11:01:36 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 10:36:29 AM
If you think America is too socialist/liberal where the hell are you going to go? What country? I'm curious.

This, a million times.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 10:32:23 AM
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/ (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/)

These are less hilarious butthurt, more plain old disappointment.

No, Fork.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: CT III on November 08, 2012, 11:12:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 10:32:23 AM
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/ (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/)

These are less hilarious butthurt, more plain old disappointment.

No, Fork.

Ah, if you look, you can find the butthurt:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5l8kLnpR1rkd8gso1_500.png)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: PenPho on November 08, 2012, 11:47:48 AM
Quote from: CT III on November 08, 2012, 11:12:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 10:32:23 AM
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/ (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/)

These are less hilarious butthurt, more plain old disappointment.

No, Fork.

Ah, if you look, you can find the butthurt:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5l8kLnpR1rkd8gso1_500.png)

You can also find the wrong.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/diigo/thumbnail_550/5638569_142866582_8500272.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0R7FMW7AXRVCYMAPTPR2&Expires=1352397214&Signature=8gZpll1ZQvPevpR7qtaEvHkk5ik%3D)

*Unless that was the point
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: CT III on November 08, 2012, 11:51:28 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 08, 2012, 11:47:48 AM
Quote from: CT III on November 08, 2012, 11:12:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 10:32:23 AM
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/ (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/)

These are less hilarious butthurt, more plain old disappointment.

No, Fork.

Ah, if you look, you can find the butthurt:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5l8kLnpR1rkd8gso1_500.png)

You can also find the wrong.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/diigo/thumbnail_550/5638569_142866582_8500272.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0R7FMW7AXRVCYMAPTPR2&Expires=1352397214&Signature=8gZpll1ZQvPevpR7qtaEvHkk5ik%3D)

*Unless that was the point

God, you are such a sheeple. 

MOO!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 12:23:30 PM
Socialite Inheritance Class Butthurt Achieved Times A Billion:

http://jezebel.com/5958489/teen-billionaire-peter-brant-ii-says-he-has-a-plan-to-kill-obama

http://gawker.com/5920269/the-new-york-times-profiled-the-brant-brothers-because-the-new-york-times-hates-you
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2012, 12:42:45 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 11:01:36 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 10:36:29 AM
If you think America is too socialist/liberal where the hell are you going to go? What country? I'm curious.

This, a million times.

Run down the checklist...

conservative government
no abortions, even in cases of rape or incest
no gay marriage
all officials must pass a religious litmus test
all childres pledge allegiance in school every day

I've got it!


(http://d2z7bzwflv7old.cloudfront.net/cdn/bWFwcy9lbi9pci9pci1hcmVhLmdpZg%3D%3D/bWF4Vz00MDA%3D_x_htp.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2012, 12:43:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 12:42:45 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 11:01:36 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 10:36:29 AM
If you think America is too socialist/liberal where the hell are you going to go? What country? I'm curious.

This, a million times.

Run down the checklist...

conservative government
no abortions, even in cases of rape or incest
no gay marriage
all officials must pass a religious litmus test
all childres pledge allegiance in school every day

I've got it!


(http://d2z7bzwflv7old.cloudfront.net/cdn/bWFwcy9lbi9pci9pci1hcmVhLmdpZg%3D%3D/bWF4Vz00MDA%3D_x_htp.jpg)

All childres?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Internet Apex on November 08, 2012, 12:57:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2012, 12:43:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 12:42:45 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 11:01:36 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 10:36:29 AM
If you think America is too socialist/liberal where the hell are you going to go? What country? I'm curious.

This, a million times.

Run down the checklist...

conservative government
no abortions, even in cases of rape or incest
no gay marriage
all officials must pass a religious litmus test
all childres pledge allegiance in school every day

I've got it!


(http://d2z7bzwflv7old.cloudfront.net/cdn/bWFwcy9lbi9pci9pci1hcmVhLmdpZg%3D%3D/bWF4Vz00MDA%3D_x_htp.jpg)

All childres?

(http://utvsnewsnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/brad-childress1.jpg)

Hum do Allah.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Brownie on November 08, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 08, 2012, 10:07:38 AM
(http://politicalwire.com/assets_c/2012/11/Screen%20Shot%202012-11-07%20at%208.16.28%20PM-thumb-550x335-403.png)

Here's something I've felt for a long time and now that this is all over, I wanted to get this out. The tag line, "Believe In America" is something in itself that would keep me from voting for Mitt.

No, it's not because it's suggesting that the other guy doesn't believe in America ("Forward" instead of "Backward").  It's because it's suggesting that religion and faith are what's needed.

I grew up in Skokie, going to a Hebrew school where it seemed every other week we had a Survivor (and not like the Curb version of Survivor) coming in to talk to us.  The message I took from that: People will hate you because of your religion and they'll try to change you or kill you.

When I see from today's GOP "Believe in America" I see "Believe in Jesus."  Especially when it comes from a guy who literally believes Jesus was here and will have a future presence in Missouri.  That loses me instantly.

If the GOP wants my regular vote, talk to me about economics and defense and foreign policy and entitlements.  Cut the God shit out.  I've got a place to go talk and learn about that, and it's not in Washington.

Chuck, if you weren't listening to the GOP's talk about economics, defense, foreign policy and entitlements, I'm not sure where you've been. But really, "Believe in America" is a reason not to vote for Romney? By this logic, wouldn't Forward (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_nK3gx4kAU) be just as objectionable? Or how about "Hope (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hope#In_Christianity)?"

The other thing that disturbs me Chuck is that you apparently have your own religious litmus test. Mitt Romney said "Believe in America" and that combined with his Mormonism disqualifies him from office.

I cast a total of 72 votes Tuesday. One candidate won and one vote against a referenda appears to have helped it fail (it got a majority for, but failed to get 60%). So, I was in the minority on 71 of 72 votes that I made. I look around the state and see Jesse Jackson Jr winning, Derrick Smith winning, a bunch of Madigan-ites winning, overwhelming non-binding votes to repeal part of the 1st Amendment winning and I shrug, knowing in my heart that sometimes wisdom is in short supply.

Then I hear an explanation from a college-educated, articulate, smart, generous, open-minded, successful friend that "Believe in America" is offensive and I question everything.

I get the appeal of Obama. I understand the problems people have with Mitt. But I will spend some time contemplating the problem you have with "Believe in America."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 01:55:39 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 08, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
I get the appeal of Obama. I understand the problems people have with Mitt. But I will spend some time contemplating the problem you have with "Believe in America."

More or less time than you spend contemplating his views on Soriano?

This is Internet Chucktown. Probably shouldn't let it keep you up at night.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on November 08, 2012, 02:15:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 08, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
I get the appeal of Obama. I understand the problems people have with Mitt. But I will spend some time contemplating the problem you have with "Believe in America."

His Mormonism isn't disqualifying. More, the many in the GOP's overt, and Romney's subtle, injection of religion into the government is.  It makes me tune out pretty much the rest of what such a candidate is trying to say.  Since whoever wins is going to take my money, at least don't preach to me.

Also, I wouldn't/didn't say the slogan was offensive.  Just that the messaging behind it was a religious appeal.  I find that disqualifying.

I would have as much a problem with a Jewish candidate (or Catholic, or Muslim, or Druid, or...) who ran on the same type of slogan, regardless of party.

You want to preach to me?  Invite me to your house of worship.  Don't do it from an elected position.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: PenPho on November 08, 2012, 02:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 08, 2012, 02:15:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 08, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
I get the appeal of Obama. I understand the problems people have with Mitt. But I will spend some time contemplating the problem you have with "Believe in America."

His Mormonism isn't disqualifying. More, the many in the GOP's overt, and Romney's subtle, injection of religion into the government is.  It makes me tune out pretty much the rest of what such a candidate is trying to say.  Since whoever wins is going to take my money, at least don't preach to me.

Also, I wouldn't/didn't say the slogan was offensive.  Just that the messaging behind it was a religious appeal.  I find that disqualifying.

I would have as much a problem with a Jewish candidate (or Catholic, or Muslim, or Druid, or...) who ran on the same type of slogan, regardless of party.

You want to preach to me?  Invite me to your house of worship.  Don't do it from an elected position.

This stance I totally get.

What I don't get is how (or why) you project it onto "Believe in America."

There are a thousand things that politicians (more often the GOP) do that lead with religion quite overtly that you could point to without looking for the naked lady in the glass of ice cubes.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: BH on November 08, 2012, 02:31:35 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 08, 2012, 02:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 08, 2012, 02:15:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 08, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
I get the appeal of Obama. I understand the problems people have with Mitt. But I will spend some time contemplating the problem you have with "Believe in America."

His Mormonism isn't disqualifying. More, the many in the GOP's overt, and Romney's subtle, injection of religion into the government is.  It makes me tune out pretty much the rest of what such a candidate is trying to say.  Since whoever wins is going to take my money, at least don't preach to me.

Also, I wouldn't/didn't say the slogan was offensive.  Just that the messaging behind it was a religious appeal.  I find that disqualifying.

I would have as much a problem with a Jewish candidate (or Catholic, or Muslim, or Druid, or...) who ran on the same type of slogan, regardless of party.

You want to preach to me?  Invite me to your house of worship.  Don't do it from an elected position.

This stance I totally get.

What I don't get is how (or why) you project it onto "Believe in America."

There are a thousand things that politicians (more often the GOP) do that lead with religion quite overtly that you could point to without looking for the naked lady in the glass of ice cubes.

Romney's slogan was "Believe in Jesus"
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 02:32:15 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 08, 2012, 02:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 08, 2012, 02:15:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 08, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
I get the appeal of Obama. I understand the problems people have with Mitt. But I will spend some time contemplating the problem you have with "Believe in America."

His Mormonism isn't disqualifying. More, the many in the GOP's overt, and Romney's subtle, injection of religion into the government is.  It makes me tune out pretty much the rest of what such a candidate is trying to say.  Since whoever wins is going to take my money, at least don't preach to me.

Also, I wouldn't/didn't say the slogan was offensive.  Just that the messaging behind it was a religious appeal.  I find that disqualifying.

I would have as much a problem with a Jewish candidate (or Catholic, or Muslim, or Druid, or...) who ran on the same type of slogan, regardless of party.

You want to preach to me?  Invite me to your house of worship.  Don't do it from an elected position.

This stance I totally get.

What I don't get is how (or why) you project it onto "Believe in America."

There are a thousand things that politicians (more often the GOP) do that lead with religion quite overtly that you could point to without looking for the naked lady in the glass of ice cubes.

She's probably a disgusting fat ass anyways.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Bort on November 08, 2012, 02:33:14 PM
Quote from: BH on November 08, 2012, 02:31:35 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 08, 2012, 02:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 08, 2012, 02:15:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 08, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
I get the appeal of Obama. I understand the problems people have with Mitt. But I will spend some time contemplating the problem you have with "Believe in America."

His Mormonism isn't disqualifying. More, the many in the GOP's overt, and Romney's subtle, injection of religion into the government is.  It makes me tune out pretty much the rest of what such a candidate is trying to say.  Since whoever wins is going to take my money, at least don't preach to me.

Also, I wouldn't/didn't say the slogan was offensive.  Just that the messaging behind it was a religious appeal.  I find that disqualifying.

I would have as much a problem with a Jewish candidate (or Catholic, or Muslim, or Druid, or...) who ran on the same type of slogan, regardless of party.

You want to preach to me?  Invite me to your house of worship.  Don't do it from an elected position.

This stance I totally get.

What I don't get is how (or why) you project it onto "Believe in America."

There are a thousand things that politicians (more often the GOP) do that lead with religion quite overtly that you could point to without looking for the naked lady in the glass of ice cubes.

Romney's slogan was "Believe in Jesus"

"Mitt Romney: Hail Xenu"
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on November 08, 2012, 02:40:28 PM
I can see where Chuck's coming from. When Obama came out with "Forward" I read it as "Forward into a Mosque because Obama's a Muslin and is going to make you be one, too."

So I decided to vote for Romney.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 02:51:05 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on November 08, 2012, 02:40:28 PM
I can see where Chuck's coming from. When Obama came out with "Forward" I read it as "Forward into a Mosque because Obama's a Muslin and is going to make you be one, too."

So I decided to vote for Romney.

Forward (a few decades to your trial in front of my death panels where the jury will rule in favor of your DEATH).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 02:53:42 PM
http://www.catholicleague.org/community-organizers-needed/

QuoteBill Donohue comments on the election results:

In 2007, Barack Obama told Planned Parenthood that the first thing he would do if elected president would be to sign the Freedom of Choice Act (FOCA). Because of opposition from many quarters, including the Catholic League, the bill never got to his desk. But it may now come back, and if it does it could mean that Catholic hospitals would be required to perform abortions lest they lose federal funding.

The fate of the Health and Human Services (HHS) mandate that would force Catholic non-profits to pay for abortion-inducing drugs is sure to reach the U.S. Supreme Court.

Enough of the serious stuff—it's time to have some fun, especially on this rather dreary day. We can't wait until FOCA and the HHS mandate are thrust upon us, so we need to act now. Accordingly, we need to hire and train people with specific credentials. Here is my job description:


  • Community organizers needed immediately

  • No prior experience—in any job—is needed

  • Chicago residents preferred, especially those from Hyde Park

  • Membership in churches that promote racial divisions is a plus

  • A passion for helping the poor must include opposition to school vouchers and support for more food stamps

  • Long-time associations with urban terrorists preferred

  • An apologetic stance on America's heritage is a must

Send all resumes to Bill Donohue. References are optional though preference will be given to those who list attorneys who have defended suspected terrorists, or who have at least heard of Eric Holder.

That's some big old Irish butthurt right there.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2012, 03:03:28 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 02:53:42 PM
http://www.catholicleague.org/community-organizers-needed/

QuoteBill Donohue comments on the election results:

In 2007, Barack Obama told Planned Parenthood that the first thing he would do if elected president would be to sign the Freedom of Choice Act (FOCA). Because of opposition from many quarters, including the Catholic League, the bill never got to his desk. But it may now come back, and if it does it could mean that Catholic hospitals would be required to perform abortions lest they lose federal funding.

The fate of the Health and Human Services (HHS) mandate that would force Catholic non-profits to pay for abortion-inducing drugs is sure to reach the U.S. Supreme Court.

Enough of the serious stuff—it's time to have some fun, especially on this rather dreary day. We can't wait until FOCA and the HHS mandate are thrust upon us, so we need to act now. Accordingly, we need to hire and train people with specific credentials. Here is my job description:


  • Community organizers needed immediately

  • No prior experience—in any job—is needed

  • Chicago residents preferred, especially those from Hyde Park

  • Membership in churches that promote racial divisions is a plus

  • A passion for helping the poor must include opposition to school vouchers and support for more food stamps

  • Long-time associations with urban terrorists preferred

  • An apologetic stance on America's heritage is a must

Send all resumes to Bill Donohue. References are optional though preference will be given to those who list attorneys who have defended suspected terrorists, or who have at least heard of Eric Holder.

That's some big old Irish butthurt right there.

NOBUDY ELECTED DAT HULDER GUY, MY FRENTS!!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2012, 03:08:35 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 02:53:42 PM
http://www.catholicleague.org/community-organizers-needed/

QuoteBill Donohue comments on the election results:

In 2007, Barack Obama told Planned Parenthood that the first thing he would do if elected president would be to sign the Freedom of Choice Act (FOCA). Because of opposition from many quarters, including the Catholic League, the bill never got to his desk. But it may now come back, and if it does it could mean that Catholic hospitals would be required to perform abortions lest they lose federal funding.

The fate of the Health and Human Services (HHS) mandate that would force Catholic non-profits to pay for abortion-inducing drugs is sure to reach the U.S. Supreme Court.

Enough of the serious stuff—it's time to have some fun, especially on this rather dreary day. We can't wait until FOCA and the HHS mandate are thrust upon us, so we need to act now. Accordingly, we need to hire and train people with specific credentials. Here is my job description:


  • Community organizers needed immediately

  • No prior experience—in any job—is needed

  • Chicago residents preferred, especially those from Hyde Park

  • Membership in churches that promote racial divisions is a plus

  • A passion for helping the poor must include opposition to school vouchers and support for more food stamps

  • Long-time associations with urban terrorists preferred

  • An apologetic stance on America's heritage is a must

Send all resumes to Bill Donohue. References are optional though preference will be given to those who list attorneys who have defended suspected terrorists, or who have at least heard of Eric Holder.

That's some big old Irish butthurt right there.

There's a butthurt Donohue in every crowd.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 03:08:35 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 02:53:42 PM
http://www.catholicleague.org/community-organizers-needed/

QuoteBill Donohue comments on the election results:

In 2007, Barack Obama told Planned Parenthood that the first thing he would do if elected president would be to sign the Freedom of Choice Act (FOCA). Because of opposition from many quarters, including the Catholic League, the bill never got to his desk. But it may now come back, and if it does it could mean that Catholic hospitals would be required to perform abortions lest they lose federal funding.

The fate of the Health and Human Services (HHS) mandate that would force Catholic non-profits to pay for abortion-inducing drugs is sure to reach the U.S. Supreme Court.

Enough of the serious stuff—it's time to have some fun, especially on this rather dreary day. We can't wait until FOCA and the HHS mandate are thrust upon us, so we need to act now. Accordingly, we need to hire and train people with specific credentials. Here is my job description:


  • Community organizers needed immediately

  • No prior experience—in any job—is needed

  • Chicago residents preferred, especially those from Hyde Park

  • Membership in churches that promote racial divisions is a plus

  • A passion for helping the poor must include opposition to school vouchers and support for more food stamps

  • Long-time associations with urban terrorists preferred

  • An apologetic stance on America's heritage is a must

Send all resumes to Bill Donohue. References are optional though preference will be given to those who list attorneys who have defended suspected terrorists, or who have at least heard of Eric Holder.

That's some big old Irish butthurt right there.

There's a butthurt Donohue in every crowd.

I thought Huey was too big for...

nevermind.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 10:24:40 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 09:49:27 AM
Butthurt Mountain: Conquered.

http://www.libertarianrepublican.net/2012/11/the-end-of-liberty-in-america-only.html

...

This isn't real, right?

I'm beginning to have my doubts...

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/11/eric-dondero-boycott-democrat-libertarian.html

QuoteYou find out that the quarterback for your favorite football team, which you have been rooting for since childhood, is a Democrat. Do you start rooting for a different team?

I don't listen to music by Democrats any more. I try to do some research on the political leanings of those I listen too. Oingo Boingo called themselves "libertarians" in the early 1980s. I listen to them. Neal Peart of Rush called himself an Ayn Randist couple times. I love Rush. I like pro-British patriot Frank Turner out of the UK. The Guardian did a big interview with him over the summer, and he said he was a "libertarian." And of course, there's always Ted Nugent, and KISS, both hardline right-libertarians. Marshall Tucker Band, Kid Rock. Did you know lead guitarist for Stealy [sic] Dan is also a rightist. The Lt. Dan Band. Madison Rising is great. Metallica and Motorhead have expressed right leanings in interviews.

Honestly, doesn't always work. I miss sometimes. But if Springsteen or some other leftist America-hater comes on my Sirius/XM channel and I can get to the dial fast enough, I will switch it.

Elton John is a toughie. You know he leans left. But he made friends with Rush Limbaugh of all people last year. So, I give him a pass. Oh, and the Beatles had that classic "tax man." John Lennon's personal aide in his last few weeks of life, was interviewed last year, and said that he turned into a Reaganite in the last few months before he was killed. Isn't that ironic?

I'm not a sports fan. So, all I can do is answer this question from a musical tastes perspective. Hope that helps. 

Here's something else you can sink your teeth into. Related. I honestly do this, and have been doing this for years. You know that silly fist bump thing?  When my co-workers or friends try that with me I extend my full hand for a traditional handshake. I tell them sorry, but I don't do that "Obama thing."  Most of them chuckle, but some have gotten offended, look at me strangely. But they know where I stand right off the bat. And it helps me to weed out the good guys, freedom lovers, from the bad guy Democrat fascists.

...

You require a risky and complicated brain surgery, one that is performed by only two neurosurgeons in the country. One is a Republican and the other is a Democrat, but the Republican is generally unknown, and the Democrat was just heralded by Time Magazine as the nation's best neurosurgeon. Everything else — the cost, location, etc. — is the same. Which doctor do you choose?

Simple: Avoid them both. Go to Mexico for your medical treatment. Avoid all the red tape and bureaucracy.

...

A close Democratic family member is hanging off the side of a cliff. A Republican who is also an admitted child molester is also nearby hanging off the side of the same cliff. They both have but seconds until they plummet to their deaths, and you only have time to save one. Whom do you save?

Man, you're good.

I guess I ask the Democrat again to yell out "Obama sucks," and Ill be there in a jiffy to lend him a hand (pun intended.) The Republican child molester? I tell him to join that asshole Sandusky, Ed Savitz and that former Philly DA Ed Rendell who covered up for Savitz and a whole shitload of other Democrat child molesters in southeast Pennsylvania all those years, in hell.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: CT III on November 08, 2012, 06:00:07 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 05:43:22 PM


I'm beginning to have my doubts...

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/11/eric-dondero-boycott-democrat-libertarian.html

QuoteYou find out that the quarterback for your favorite football team, which you have been rooting for since childhood, is a Democrat. Do you start rooting for a different team?


Elton John is a toughie. You know he leans left. But he made friends with Rush Limbaugh of all people last year. So, I give him a pass. Oh, and the Beatles had that classic "tax man." John Lennon's personal aide in his last few weeks of life, was interviewed last year, and said that he turned into a Reaganite in the last few months before he was killed. Isn't that ironic?




For the last time: NO.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Wheezer on November 08, 2012, 06:36:37 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 01:55:39 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 08, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
I get the appeal of Obama. I understand the problems people have with Mitt. But I will spend some time contemplating the problem you have with "Believe in America."

More or less time than you spend contemplating his views on Soriano?

This is Internet Chucktown. Probably shouldn't let it keep you up at night.

I'm fully willing to object to "Smaller, Smarter, Faster" with the simple observation that it's a restatement of the failed NASA strategy that led to the outcome "pick two."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Slaky on November 08, 2012, 06:41:46 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2012, 10:24:40 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 09:49:27 AM
Butthurt Mountain: Conquered.

http://www.libertarianrepublican.net/2012/11/the-end-of-liberty-in-america-only.html

...

This isn't real, right?

I'm beginning to have my doubts...

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/11/eric-dondero-boycott-democrat-libertarian.html

QuoteYou find out that the quarterback for your favorite football team, which you have been rooting for since childhood, is a Democrat. Do you start rooting for a different team?

I don't listen to music by Democrats any more. I try to do some research on the political leanings of those I listen too. Oingo Boingo called themselves "libertarians" in the early 1980s. I listen to them. Neal Peart of Rush called himself an Ayn Randist couple times. I love Rush. I like pro-British patriot Frank Turner out of the UK. The Guardian did a big interview with him over the summer, and he said he was a "libertarian." And of course, there's always Ted Nugent, and KISS, both hardline right-libertarians. Marshall Tucker Band, Kid Rock. Did you know lead guitarist for Stealy [sic] Dan is also a rightist. The Lt. Dan Band. Madison Rising is great. Metallica and Motorhead have expressed right leanings in interviews.

Honestly, doesn't always work. I miss sometimes. But if Springsteen or some other leftist America-hater comes on my Sirius/XM channel and I can get to the dial fast enough, I will switch it.

Elton John is a toughie. You know he leans left. But he made friends with Rush Limbaugh of all people last year. So, I give him a pass. Oh, and the Beatles had that classic "tax man." John Lennon's personal aide in his last few weeks of life, was interviewed last year, and said that he turned into a Reaganite in the last few months before he was killed. Isn't that ironic?

I'm not a sports fan. So, all I can do is answer this question from a musical tastes perspective. Hope that helps. 

Here's something else you can sink your teeth into. Related. I honestly do this, and have been doing this for years. You know that silly fist bump thing?  When my co-workers or friends try that with me I extend my full hand for a traditional handshake. I tell them sorry, but I don't do that "Obama thing."  Most of them chuckle, but some have gotten offended, look at me strangely. But they know where I stand right off the bat. And it helps me to weed out the good guys, freedom lovers, from the bad guy Democrat fascists.

...

You require a risky and complicated brain surgery, one that is performed by only two neurosurgeons in the country. One is a Republican and the other is a Democrat, but the Republican is generally unknown, and the Democrat was just heralded by Time Magazine as the nation's best neurosurgeon. Everything else — the cost, location, etc. — is the same. Which doctor do you choose?

Simple: Avoid them both. Go to Mexico for your medical treatment. Avoid all the red tape and bureaucracy.

...

A close Democratic family member is hanging off the side of a cliff. A Republican who is also an admitted child molester is also nearby hanging off the side of the same cliff. They both have but seconds until they plummet to their deaths, and you only have time to save one. Whom do you save?

Man, you're good.

I guess I ask the Democrat again to yell out "Obama sucks," and Ill be there in a jiffy to lend him a hand (pun intended.) The Republican child molester? I tell him to join that asshole Sandusky, Ed Savitz and that former Philly DA Ed Rendell who covered up for Savitz and a whole shitload of other Democrat child molesters in southeast Pennsylvania all those years, in hell.

Congrats. You found Mike C's real identity.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Wheezer on November 08, 2012, 06:54:12 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 08, 2012, 02:30:13 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 08, 2012, 02:15:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on November 08, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
I get the appeal of Obama. I understand the problems people have with Mitt. But I will spend some time contemplating the problem you have with "Believe in America."

His Mormonism isn't disqualifying. More, the many in the GOP's overt, and Romney's subtle, injection of religion into the government is.  It makes me tune out pretty much the rest of what such a candidate is trying to say.  Since whoever wins is going to take my money, at least don't preach to me.

Also, I wouldn't/didn't say the slogan was offensive.  Just that the messaging behind it was a religious appeal.  I find that disqualifying.

I would have as much a problem with a Jewish candidate (or Catholic, or Muslim, or Druid, or...) who ran on the same type of slogan, regardless of party.

You want to preach to me?  Invite me to your house of worship.  Don't do it from an elected position.

This stance I totally get.

What I don't get is how (or why) you project it onto "Believe in America."

There are a thousand things that politicians (more often the GOP) do that lead with religion quite overtly that you could point to without looking for the naked lady in the glass of ice cubes.

The Clam-Plate Orgy might be more on point.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 09, 2012, 09:17:56 AM
 
Who ordered the Cable Pundit Butthurt Racism Combo (http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/11/bill-oreilly-the-white-establishment-is-now-the-minority-148705.html)?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Slaky on November 09, 2012, 09:19:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 09, 2012, 09:17:56 AM

Who ordered the Cable Pundit Butthurt Racism Combo (http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/11/bill-oreilly-the-white-establishment-is-now-the-minority-148705.html)?

not me but now I want Portillo's.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Internet Apex on November 09, 2012, 09:47:28 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 09, 2012, 09:17:56 AM

Who ordered the Cable Pundit Butthurt Racism Combo (http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/11/bill-oreilly-the-white-establishment-is-now-the-minority-148705.html)?

This type of rhetoric (and that evil campaign slogan, natch) is the number one reason why I high-tailed it out of the Republican Party. I'm no Democrat. I voted for exactly one (and Biden) this election. But it's not just minorities and poor people they're alienating with this horse shit.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 09, 2012, 11:18:06 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 09, 2012, 09:47:28 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 09, 2012, 09:17:56 AM

Who ordered the Cable Pundit Butthurt Racism Combo (http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/11/bill-oreilly-the-white-establishment-is-now-the-minority-148705.html)?

This type of rhetoric (and that evil campaign slogan, natch) is the number one reason why I high-tailed it out of the Republican Party. I'm no Democrat. I voted for exactly one (and Biden) this election. But it's not just minorities and poor people they're alienating with this horse shit.

If you really want to fuck with people, tell them the picture they took at Chick-Fil-A and posted on Facebook was the reason you voted for Obama.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 09, 2012, 11:47:16 AM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/after-obama-re-election-ceo-reads-prayer-to-staff-announces-layoffs/2012/11/09/e9bca204-2a63-11e2-bab2-eda299503684_story.html

QuoteFor the chairman and chief executive of Murray Energy, an Ohio-based coal company, the reelection of President Obama was no cause for celebration. It was a time for prayer – and layoffs.

Robert E. Murray read a prayer to a group of company staff members on the day after the election, lamenting the direction of the country and asking: "Lord, please forgive me and anyone with me in Murray Energy Corp. for the decisions that we are now forced to make to preserve the very existence of any of the enterprises that you have helped us build."

On Wednesday, Murray also laid off 54 people at American Coal, one of his subsidiary companies, and 102 at Utah American Energy, blaming a "war on coal" by the administration of President Barack Obama."

Murray Energy is the country's largest privately owned coal mining company, with about 3,000 employees producing about 30 million tons of bituminous coal a year, according to its Web site.

The company was the subject of an article in the New Republic that said the company had forced miners to attend a Romney campaign speech in southeastern Ohio in August. Murray denied the account. The New Republic also reported that Murray Energy employees have given more than $1.4 million to Republican candidates for federal office since 2007.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 09, 2012, 07:02:41 PM
From November 5...

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2012/11/project-orca.php

QuoteThe Democrats like to think that their "ground game" is the tie-breaker that will give them the edge in a tight election, but this year there is reason to believe that the Democrats' efforts will be equaled, if not exceeded, by those of the Romney campaign. The Romney campaign is not only well-funded, but is run by one of the best organizers and managers of his generation, the candidate himself. Whom would you count on to organize anything, Mitt Romney or David Axelrod? Tonight the Romney campaign, for no obvious reason, sent out this description of Project Orca, which is just one weapon in its Election Day arsenal:

...

Sounds impressive. Let's hope it works!

November 9...

http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2012/11/09/romneys-get-out-the-vote-fiasco/

QuoteThe story of how monumental a failure Project ORCA was on Election Day was first reported by a volunteer, John Ekdahl, on the Ace of Spades blog (http://ace.mu.nu/archives/334783.php). After tweeting the article, I was contacted by several other volunteers who were eager to explain in greater detail just how many things went wrong with Project Orca on Tuesday.

...

Shoshanna's experience was far from unique. Starting in the early afternoon, reports were coming in from across swing states that ORCA had crashed. That morning, when Shoshanna was on the phone with Boston, she was told the system was crashing, unable to withstand thousands of simultaneous log-ins. The system had never been stress tested and couldn't handle the crush of traffic all at once. Thousands of man-hours went into designing and implementing a program that was useful on one day and one day only, and on that day, it crashed. My source familiar with the campaign described it this way, "It was a giant [mess] because a political operative sold a broken product with no support or backup plan. Just another arrogant piece of the arrogant Romney campaign."

http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2012/11/inside-team-romneys-whale-of-an-it-meltdown/

QuoteTo build Orca, the Romney campaign turned to Microsoft and an unnamed application consulting firm.

Real CEOs management consultants know it's important to outsource your critical infrastructure.

QuoteBut Orca turned out to be toothless, thanks to a series of deployment blunders and network and system failures. While the system was stress-tested using automated testing tools, users received little or no advance training on the system. Crucially, there was no dry run to test how Orca would perform over the public Internet.

...

Before Election Day, volunteer training at Boston headquarters amounted to a series of 90-minute conference calls with Centinello. Users had no hands-on with the Orca application itself, which wasn't turned on until 6:00 AM on Election Day.

...

In a final training call on November 3, field volunteers were told to expect "packets" shortly containing the information they needed to use Orca. Those packets, which showed up in some volunteers' e-mail inboxes as late as November 5, turned out to be PDF files—huge PDF files which contained instructions on how to use the app and voter rolls for the voting precincts each volunteer would be working. After discovering the PDFs in his e-mail inbox at 10:00 PM on Election Eve, Ekdahl said that "I sat down and cursed, as I would have to print 60+ pages of instructions and voter rolls on my home printer. They expected 75 to 80-year old veteran volunteers to print out 60+ pages on their home computers? The night before election day?"

...

This sort of failure is why there's a trend in application testing (particularly in the development of public-facing applications) away from focusing on testing application infrastructure performance and toward focusing on user experience. Automated testing rigs can tell if software components are up to the task of handling expected loads, but they can't show what the system's performance will look like to the end user. And whatever testing environment Romney's campaign team and IT consultants used, it wasn't one that mimicked the conditions of Election Day. As a result, Orca's launch on Election Day was essentially a beta test of the software—not something most IT organizations would do in such a high-stakes environment.

IT projects are easy scapegoats for organizational failures. There's no way to know if Romney could have made up the margins in Ohio if Orca had worked. But the catastrophic failure of the system, purchased at large expense, squandered the campaign's most valuable resource—people—and was symptomatic of a much bigger leadership problem.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 09, 2012, 07:02:55 PM
Meanwhile, on Planet Messina...

http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2012/01/01/inside-president-obama-s-reelection-machine.html

QuoteIn Iowa, for example, Bird & Co. are preparing for the Democratic caucuses as if they were contested. Their first paid staff members arrived in Des Moines nearly two years ago, and now Obama's Iowa operation—eight offices, a dozen staffers, hundreds of volunteers, 1,280 official events, 4,000 one-on-one conversations, and 350,000 calls to supporters—likely surpasses that of any Republican running. Bird's plan is to treat Caucus Night like a massive statewide organizing session, "training [caucusgoers] for what we have to do and giving them specific goals, because the general election will kick off that night." A week later, Obama volunteers from Massachusetts will flow across the border into New Hampshire, practicing for next November. "The primaries and caucuses allow us to test our systems," Bird explained. "Do we have car-sharing systems online so that people can car-pool? Do we have people from Springfield, Mass., going into Nashua [N.H.] always, so they get to know the organizers, so they get to know the turf they're walking, so they get to know the people they're talking to? It's just a big opportunity."

The opportunities aren't limited to the early primary states, either. In North Carolina, Obama staffers and volunteers used last year's mayoral race in Charlotte, which will host the 2012 Democratic convention, as a dry run for the general, road-testing their voter-registration and turnout tactics "with an actual election coming up, so there were deadlines and people were focused the way they will be next year," according to Bird. By Election Day, supporters of Anthony Foxx, the Democratic incumbent, had made more than 200,000 phone calls—10 times his challenger's tally. Foxx wound up winning by 35 percentage points. Meanwhile, similar operations are already underway in more than a dozen key swing states, including Ohio, where volunteers teamed up with labor groups last November to sink Gov. John Kasich's ban on collective bargaining, and Arizona, where the campaign has already opened three offices and recruited a Latino candidate for Senate. As one Republican strategist from Raleigh, N.C., recently told The New York Times: "This is real. I've seen it. I'm coming off the front lines—it ain't fun and we better be ready."

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/victory_lab/2012/02/project_narwhal_how_a_top_secret_obama_campaign_program_could_change_the_2012_race_.html

QuotePermanently linking the campaign's various databases in real time has become one of the major projects for Obama's team this year. Full data integration would allow the campaign to target its online communication as sharply as it does its offline voter contact. When it comes to sensitive subjects like contraception, the campaign could rely on its extensive predictive models of individual attitudes and preferences to find friendly recipients. In the case of Cutter's blast, that might mean pulling email addresses only for those who had identified themselves as women on their registration forms and whose voter records included a flag marking them as likely pro-abortion rights.

More broadly, Narwhal would bring new efficiency across the campaign's operations. No longer will canvassers be dispatched to knock on the doors of people who have already volunteered to support Obama. And if a donor has given the maximum $2,500 in permitted contributions, emails will stop hitting him up for money and start asking him to volunteer instead. Those familiar with Narwhal's development say the completion of such a technical infrastructure would also be a gift to future Democratic candidates who have struggled to organize political data that has been often arbitrarily siloed depending on which software vendor had primacy at a given moment.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 09, 2012, 07:03:59 PM
http://swampland.time.com/2012/11/07/inside-the-secret-world-of-quants-and-data-crunchers-who-helped-obama-win/

QuoteFor all the praise Obama's team won in 2008 for its high-tech wizardry, its success masked a huge weakness: too many databases. Back then, volunteers making phone calls through the Obama website were working off lists that differed from the lists used by callers in the campaign office. Get-out-the-vote lists were never reconciled with fundraising lists. It was like the FBI and the CIA before 9/11: the two camps never shared data. "We analyzed very early that the problem in Democratic politics was you had databases all over the place," said one of the officials. "None of them talked to each other." So over the first 18 months, the campaign started over, creating a single massive system that could merge the information collected from pollsters, fundraisers, field workers and consumer databases as well as social-media and mobile contacts with the main Democratic voter files in the swing states.

...

The magic tricks that opened wallets were then repurposed to turn out votes. The analytics team used four streams of polling data to build a detailed picture of voters in key states. In the past month, said one official, the analytics team had polling data from about 29,000 people in Ohio alone — a whopping sample that composed nearly half of 1% of all voters there — allowing for deep dives into exactly where each demographic and regional group was trending at any given moment. This was a huge advantage: when polls started to slip after the first debate, they could check to see which voters were changing sides and which were not.

It was this database that helped steady campaign aides in October's choppy waters, assuring them that most of the Ohioans in motion were not Obama backers but likely Romney supporters whom Romney had lost because of his September blunders. "We were much calmer than others," said one of the officials. The polling and voter-contact data were processed and reprocessed nightly to account for every imaginable scenario. "We ran the election 66,000 times every night," said a senior official, describing the computer simulations the campaign ran to figure out Obama's odds of winning each swing state. "And every morning we got the spit-out — here are your chances of winning these states. And that is how we allocated resources."

...

Data helped drive the campaign's ad buying too. Rather than rely on outside media consultants to decide where ads should run, Messina based his purchases on the massive internal data sets. "We were able to put our target voters through some really complicated modeling, to say, O.K., if Miami-Dade women under 35 are the targets, [here is] how to reach them," said one official. As a result, the campaign bought ads to air during unconventional programming, like Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead and Don't Trust the B—- in Apt. 23, skirting the traditional route of buying ads next to local news programming. How much more efficient was the Obama campaign of 2012 than 2008 at ad buying? Chicago has a number for that: "On TV we were able to buy 14% more efficiently ... to make sure we were talking to our persuadable voters," the same official said.

http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/11/08/the-obama-campaigns-technology-the-force-multiplier/

QuoteAnother truly important change was in the technology itself. "Cloud computing barely existed in 2008," Mr. Slaby said.

This time, the Obama campaign's data center was mainly Amazon Web Services, the leading supplier of cloud services. The campaign's engineers built about 200 different programs that ran on the Amazon service including Dashboard, the remote calling tool, the campaign Web site, donation processing and data analytics applications.

Using mainly open-source software and the Amazon service, the Obama campaign could inexpensively write and tailor its own programs instead of using off-the-shelf commercial software.

"It let us attack and engineer our own approach to problems, and build solutions for an environment that moves so rapidly you can't plan," Mr. Slaby said. "It made a huge difference this time."

"Community organizer." LOL!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Wheezer on November 09, 2012, 08:05:33 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 09, 2012, 09:19:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 09, 2012, 09:17:56 AM

Who ordered the Cable Pundit Butthurt Racism Combo (http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/11/bill-oreilly-the-white-establishment-is-now-the-minority-148705.html)?

not me but now I want Portillo's.

Screw cable, we've got American Family Radio (http://www.afa.net/Radio/show.aspx?id=2147491263&tab=audio&audio=2147529023).

QuoteSo what they did, and it's brilliant even while cynical, is they hooked women to Obama through these Hollywood stars. These women were saying well 'George Clooney loves President Obama,' and a fair number of them I'm guessing said, 'so I love President Obama,' and the same thing with Sarah Jessica Parker. That to me, and this is obviously an overstatement, that to me is not what the Founding Fathers envisioned that when they were hoping for a well-informed electorate being advised of the issues and studying the issues, no, what we've devolved to is 'I love George Clooney, George Clooney loves President Obama, therefore I love President Obama.'
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: CBStew on November 09, 2012, 09:20:04 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 09, 2012, 08:05:33 PM
[what they did, and it's brilliant even while cynical, is they hooked women to Obama through these Hollywood stars. These women were saying well 'George Clooney loves President Obama,' and a fair number of them I'm guessing said, 'so I love President Obama,' and the same thing with Sarah Jessica Parker. That to me, and this is obviously an overstatement, that to me is not what the Founding Fathers envisioned that when they were hoping for a well-informed electorate being advised of the issues and studying the issues, no, what we've devolved to is 'I love George Clooney, George Clooney loves President Obama, therefore I love President Obama.'

[/quote]

So...women were motivated to vote for Obama because of George Clooney and Sarah Jessica Parker?  More proof that I just don't understand women.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 09, 2012, 10:49:40 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 09, 2012, 09:20:04 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 09, 2012, 08:05:33 PM
QuoteSo what they did, and it's brilliant even while cynical, is they hooked women to Obama through these Hollywood stars. These women were saying well 'George Clooney loves President Obama,' and a fair number of them I'm guessing said, 'so I love President Obama,' and the same thing with Sarah Jessica Parker. That to me, and this is obviously an overstatement, that to me is not what the Founding Fathers envisioned that when they were hoping for a well-informed electorate being advised of the issues and studying the issues, no, what we've devolved to is 'I love George Clooney, George Clooney loves President Obama, therefore I love President Obama.'

So...women were motivated to vote for Obama because of George Clooney and Sarah Jessica Parker?  More proof that I just don't understand women.

No. Women who already supported Obama were more motivated to donate to his campaign when offered a chance to win a dinner with them.

http://swampland.time.com/2012/11/07/inside-the-secret-world-of-quants-and-data-crunchers-who-helped-obama-win/

QuoteIn late spring, the backroom number crunchers who powered Barack Obama's campaign to victory noticed that George Clooney had an almost gravitational tug on West Coast females ages 40 to 49. The women were far and away the single demographic group most likely to hand over cash, for a chance to dine in Hollywood with Clooney — and Obama.

So as they did with all the other data collected, stored and analyzed in the two-year drive for re-election, Obama's top campaign aides decided to put this insight to use. They sought out an East Coast celebrity who had similar appeal among the same demographic, aiming to replicate the millions of dollars produced by the Clooney contest. "We were blessed with an overflowing menu of options, but we chose Sarah Jessica Parker," explains a senior campaign adviser. And so the next Dinner with Barack contest was born: a chance to eat at Parker's West Village brownstone.

For the general public, there was no way to know that the idea for the Parker contest had come from a data-mining discovery about some supporters: affection for contests, small dinners and celebrity. But from the beginning, campaign manager Jim Messina had promised a totally different, metric-driven kind of campaign in which politics was the goal but political instincts might not be the means. "We are going to measure every single thing in this campaign," he said after taking the job. He hired an analytics department five times as large as that of the 2008 operation, with an official "chief scientist" for the Chicago headquarters named Rayid Ghani, who in a previous life crunched huge data sets to, among other things, maximize the efficiency of supermarket sales promotions.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Wheezer on November 10, 2012, 07:26:47 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 09, 2012, 07:03:59 PM
"Community organizer." LOL!

In vaguely related news, my downstairs neighbor interjected this evening, in a mildly boozy bull session in which she had gotten on to her election work after describing some hilarity over the U. of C. precincts being assigned ballots in Chinese that they couldn't give away for love or money, that the Hyde Park/Kenwood "Alinsky crowd" never liked Obama and gave her shit for her early support.

Oh, and, THANKS A BUNCH, PAULQAEDA.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Armchair_QB on November 11, 2012, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 09, 2012, 10:49:40 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 09, 2012, 09:20:04 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 09, 2012, 08:05:33 PM
QuoteSo what they did, and it's brilliant even while cynical, is they hooked women to Obama through these Hollywood stars. These women were saying well 'George Clooney loves President Obama,' and a fair number of them I'm guessing said, 'so I love President Obama,' and the same thing with Sarah Jessica Parker. That to me, and this is obviously an overstatement, that to me is not what the Founding Fathers envisioned that when they were hoping for a well-informed electorate being advised of the issues and studying the issues, no, what we've devolved to is 'I love George Clooney, George Clooney loves President Obama, therefore I love President Obama.'

So...women were motivated to vote for Obama because of George Clooney and Sarah Jessica Parker?  More proof that I just don't understand women.

No. Women who already supported Obama were more motivated to donate to his campaign when offered a chance to win a dinner with them.

http://swampland.time.com/2012/11/07/inside-the-secret-world-of-quants-and-data-crunchers-who-helped-obama-win/

QuoteIn late spring, the backroom number crunchers who powered Barack Obama's campaign to victory noticed that George Clooney had an almost gravitational tug on West Coast females ages 40 to 49. The women were far and away the single demographic group most likely to hand over cash, for a chance to dine in Hollywood with Clooney — and Obama.

So as they did with all the other data collected, stored and analyzed in the two-year drive for re-election, Obama's top campaign aides decided to put this insight to use. They sought out an East Coast celebrity who had similar appeal among the same demographic, aiming to replicate the millions of dollars produced by the Clooney contest. "We were blessed with an overflowing menu of options, but we chose Sarah Jessica Parker," explains a senior campaign adviser. And so the next Dinner with Barack contest was born: a chance to eat at Parker's West Village brownstone.

For the general public, there was no way to know that the idea for the Parker contest had come from a data-mining discovery about some supporters: affection for contests, small dinners and celebrity. But from the beginning, campaign manager Jim Messina had promised a totally different, metric-driven kind of campaign in which politics was the goal but political instincts might not be the means. "We are going to measure every single thing in this campaign," he said after taking the job. He hired an analytics department five times as large as that of the 2008 operation, with an official "chief scientist" for the Chicago headquarters named Rayid Ghani, who in a previous life crunched huge data sets to, among other things, maximize the efficiency of supermarket sales promotions.

So they pimped out the president? Nice.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 11, 2012, 11:54:24 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 11, 2012, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 09, 2012, 10:49:40 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 09, 2012, 09:20:04 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 09, 2012, 08:05:33 PM
QuoteSo what they did, and it's brilliant even while cynical, is they hooked women to Obama through these Hollywood stars. These women were saying well 'George Clooney loves President Obama,' and a fair number of them I'm guessing said, 'so I love President Obama,' and the same thing with Sarah Jessica Parker. That to me, and this is obviously an overstatement, that to me is not what the Founding Fathers envisioned that when they were hoping for a well-informed electorate being advised of the issues and studying the issues, no, what we've devolved to is 'I love George Clooney, George Clooney loves President Obama, therefore I love President Obama.'

So...women were motivated to vote for Obama because of George Clooney and Sarah Jessica Parker?  More proof that I just don't understand women.

No. Women who already supported Obama were more motivated to donate to his campaign when offered a chance to win a dinner with them.

http://swampland.time.com/2012/11/07/inside-the-secret-world-of-quants-and-data-crunchers-who-helped-obama-win/

QuoteIn late spring, the backroom number crunchers who powered Barack Obama's campaign to victory noticed that George Clooney had an almost gravitational tug on West Coast females ages 40 to 49. The women were far and away the single demographic group most likely to hand over cash, for a chance to dine in Hollywood with Clooney — and Obama.

So as they did with all the other data collected, stored and analyzed in the two-year drive for re-election, Obama's top campaign aides decided to put this insight to use. They sought out an East Coast celebrity who had similar appeal among the same demographic, aiming to replicate the millions of dollars produced by the Clooney contest. "We were blessed with an overflowing menu of options, but we chose Sarah Jessica Parker," explains a senior campaign adviser. And so the next Dinner with Barack contest was born: a chance to eat at Parker's West Village brownstone.

For the general public, there was no way to know that the idea for the Parker contest had come from a data-mining discovery about some supporters: affection for contests, small dinners and celebrity. But from the beginning, campaign manager Jim Messina had promised a totally different, metric-driven kind of campaign in which politics was the goal but political instincts might not be the means. "We are going to measure every single thing in this campaign," he said after taking the job. He hired an analytics department five times as large as that of the 2008 operation, with an official "chief scientist" for the Chicago headquarters named Rayid Ghani, who in a previous life crunched huge data sets to, among other things, maximize the efficiency of supermarket sales promotions.

So they pimped out the president? Nice.

Seems more like "pimping out" George Clooney and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 12, 2012, 07:58:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 11, 2012, 11:54:24 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 11, 2012, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 09, 2012, 10:49:40 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 09, 2012, 09:20:04 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 09, 2012, 08:05:33 PM
QuoteSo what they did, and it's brilliant even while cynical, is they hooked women to Obama through these Hollywood stars. These women were saying well 'George Clooney loves President Obama,' and a fair number of them I'm guessing said, 'so I love President Obama,' and the same thing with Sarah Jessica Parker. That to me, and this is obviously an overstatement, that to me is not what the Founding Fathers envisioned that when they were hoping for a well-informed electorate being advised of the issues and studying the issues, no, what we've devolved to is 'I love George Clooney, George Clooney loves President Obama, therefore I love President Obama.'

So...women were motivated to vote for Obama because of George Clooney and Sarah Jessica Parker?  More proof that I just don't understand women.

No. Women who already supported Obama were more motivated to donate to his campaign when offered a chance to win a dinner with them.

http://swampland.time.com/2012/11/07/inside-the-secret-world-of-quants-and-data-crunchers-who-helped-obama-win/

QuoteIn late spring, the backroom number crunchers who powered Barack Obama's campaign to victory noticed that George Clooney had an almost gravitational tug on West Coast females ages 40 to 49. The women were far and away the single demographic group most likely to hand over cash, for a chance to dine in Hollywood with Clooney — and Obama.

So as they did with all the other data collected, stored and analyzed in the two-year drive for re-election, Obama's top campaign aides decided to put this insight to use. They sought out an East Coast celebrity who had similar appeal among the same demographic, aiming to replicate the millions of dollars produced by the Clooney contest. "We were blessed with an overflowing menu of options, but we chose Sarah Jessica Parker," explains a senior campaign adviser. And so the next Dinner with Barack contest was born: a chance to eat at Parker's West Village brownstone.

For the general public, there was no way to know that the idea for the Parker contest had come from a data-mining discovery about some supporters: affection for contests, small dinners and celebrity. But from the beginning, campaign manager Jim Messina had promised a totally different, metric-driven kind of campaign in which politics was the goal but political instincts might not be the means. "We are going to measure every single thing in this campaign," he said after taking the job. He hired an analytics department five times as large as that of the 2008 operation, with an official "chief scientist" for the Chicago headquarters named Rayid Ghani, who in a previous life crunched huge data sets to, among other things, maximize the efficiency of supermarket sales promotions.

So they pimped out the president? Nice.

Seems more like "pimping out" George Clooney and Sarah Jessica Parker.

They used Sarah Jessica Parker to sway the dressage horse vote away from Romney.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Slaky on November 12, 2012, 01:54:49 PM
It's good to remember there are still tons of people like this lady.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/gops-red-america-forced-to-rethink-its-image-of-country/2012/11/11/3bb15fb8-2ab0-11e2-bab2-eda299503684_story_2.html
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 12, 2012, 02:13:15 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 12, 2012, 01:54:49 PM
It's good to remember there are still tons of people like this lady.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/gops-red-america-forced-to-rethink-its-image-of-country/2012/11/11/3bb15fb8-2ab0-11e2-bab2-eda299503684_story_2.html

Worried about the direction of the country, but not enough to give up scrapbooking?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 12, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
This whole Petraeus business just keeps throwing us fresh twists... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324439804578115410189757452.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_LEFTTopStories)

QuoteWASHINGTON—A federal agent who launched the investigation that ultimately led to the resignation of Central Intelligence Agency chief David Petraeus was barred from taking part in the case over the summer due to superiors' concerns that he had become personally involved in the case, according to officials familiar with the probe.

...

The FBI agent who started the case was a friend of Jill Kelley, the Tampa woman who received harassing, anonymous emails that led to the probe, according to officials. Ms. Kelley, a volunteer who organizes social events for military personnel in the Tampa area, complained in May about the emails to a friend who is an FBI agent. That agent referred it to a cyber crimes unit, which opened an investigation.

However, supervisors soon became concerned that the initial agent might have grown obsessed with the matter, and prohibited him from any role in the investigation, according to the officials.

The FBI officials found that he had sent shirtless pictures of himself to Ms. Kelley, according to the people familiar with the probe.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Armchair_QB on November 12, 2012, 09:09:38 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 12, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
This whole Petraeus business just keeps throwing us fresh twists... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324439804578115410189757452.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_LEFTTopStories)

QuoteWASHINGTON—A federal agent who launched the investigation that ultimately led to the resignation of Central Intelligence Agency chief David Petraeus was barred from taking part in the case over the summer due to superiors' concerns that he had become personally involved in the case, according to officials familiar with the probe.

...

The FBI agent who started the case was a friend of Jill Kelley, the Tampa woman who received harassing, anonymous emails that led to the probe, according to officials. Ms. Kelley, a volunteer who organizes social events for military personnel in the Tampa area, complained in May about the emails to a friend who is an FBI agent. That agent referred it to a cyber crimes unit, which opened an investigation.

However, supervisors soon became concerned that the initial agent might have grown obsessed with the matter, and prohibited him from any role in the investigation, according to the officials.

The FBI officials found that he had sent shirtless pictures of himself to Ms. Kelley, according to the people familiar with the probe.

They make movies about stuff like this.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Bort on November 12, 2012, 10:37:39 PM
The best part of the Petraeus scandal is that this is arguably the least ethically horrible thing a CIA director has ever done.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: CT III on November 12, 2012, 11:00:19 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 12, 2012, 10:37:39 PM
The best part of the Petraeus scandal is that this is arguably the least ethically horrible thing a CIA director has ever done.

Yeah, but do we really want a CIA director who can't even keep an affair secret?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Bort on November 12, 2012, 11:20:27 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 12, 2012, 11:00:19 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 12, 2012, 10:37:39 PM
The best part of the Petraeus scandal is that this is arguably the least ethically horrible thing a CIA director has ever done.

Yeah, but do we really want a CIA director who can't even keep an affair secret?

You'd think so, but given how historically bad they are at assassinating Castro and installing stable Central American dictators, simple competence isn't necessarily a requirement.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Internet Apex on November 13, 2012, 09:32:30 AM
Can't find the "Arizona" thread to bump, but this one obviously applies.

http://news.yahoo.com/arizona-woman-runs-down-husband-car-not-voting-045426220.html
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: CT III on November 13, 2012, 09:36:31 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 13, 2012, 09:32:30 AM
Can't find the "Arizona" thread to bump, but this one obviously applies.

http://news.yahoo.com/arizona-woman-runs-down-husband-car-not-voting-045426220.html

Bah.  Like one vote ever made a difference.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/race-city-council-tied-wife-candidate-doesn-t-161355890.html
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 11:48:51 AM
http://disappearingromney.com

Via...

http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/132z6x/if_you_go_to_mitt_romneys_facebook_page_and_then/

QuoteIf you go to Mitt Romney's facebook page and then click refresh, you can actually see his number of likes going down. (http://www.facebook.com/mittromney?fref=ts)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: Tonker on November 13, 2012, 11:56:33 AM
By the way, do you think we could get the title of this thread changed to the correct spelling of "achieved"?

It just bugs me, that's all.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: PenPho on November 13, 2012, 11:59:33 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 13, 2012, 11:56:33 AM
By the way, do you think we could get the title of this thread changed to the correct spelling of "achieved"?

It just bugs me, that's all.

(http://i46.tinypic.com/9amf6c.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: BH on November 13, 2012, 12:10:25 PM
I'm guessing this  (http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1112/83689.html)guy has some serious butthurt.

"My 15-year-old son, however, he was all about it."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Acheived
Post by: CT III on November 13, 2012, 12:17:34 PM
Quote from: BH on November 13, 2012, 12:10:25 PM
I'm guessing this  (http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1112/83689.html)guy has some serious butthurt.

"My 15-year-old son, however, he was all about it."


QuoteFortunately, he cites his day job as a professional wrestler, so fighting off such opponents is not likely to be difficult.

IRONICALLY this is a guy who should benefit hugely from Obamacare.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 12:48:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 12, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
This whole Petraeus business just keeps throwing us fresh twists... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324439804578115410189757452.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_LEFTTopStories)

QuoteWASHINGTON—A federal agent who launched the investigation that ultimately led to the resignation of Central Intelligence Agency chief David Petraeus was barred from taking part in the case over the summer due to superiors' concerns that he had become personally involved in the case, according to officials familiar with the probe.

...

The FBI agent who started the case was a friend of Jill Kelley, the Tampa woman who received harassing, anonymous emails that led to the probe, according to officials. Ms. Kelley, a volunteer who organizes social events for military personnel in the Tampa area, complained in May about the emails to a friend who is an FBI agent. That agent referred it to a cyber crimes unit, which opened an investigation.

However, supervisors soon became concerned that the initial agent might have grown obsessed with the matter, and prohibited him from any role in the investigation, according to the officials.

The FBI officials found that he had sent shirtless pictures of himself to Ms. Kelley, according to the people familiar with the probe.

And yet another twist... (http://news.yahoo.com/scandal-widens-probe-top-us-generals-emails-124020931.html)

QuoteEven as the FBI prepared a timeline for Congress about the investigation that brought to light Petraeus' extramarital affair with his biographer, Paula Broadwell, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta revealed that the Pentagon had begun an internal investigation into emails from Gen. John Allen to a Florida woman involved in the case.

...

It was Broadwell's threatening emails to Jill Kelley, a Florida woman who is a Petraeus family friend, that led to the FBI's discovery of communications between Broadwell and Petraeus indicating they were having an affair. Petraeus acknowledged the affair when he resigned from the CIA post on Friday.

In the latest revelations, a Pentagon official traveling with Panetta to Australia said "inappropriate communications" — 20,000 to 30,000 pages of emails and other documents from Allen's communications with Kelley between 2010 and 2012 — are under review. He would not say whether they involved sexual matters or whether they are thought to include unauthorized disclosures of classified information. He said he did not know whether Petraeus is mentioned in the emails.

...

The decision by the FBI to hand off the Allen information to the military seems to indicate the issue is not one involving the handling of classified information, but rather some other issue.

Apparently dudes are universally losing their shit for a taste of Ms. Kelley's goods.

(http://i.imgur.com/Pm4Ik.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 01:34:25 PM
Jimmy Carter IV drops another recording. (http://www.thenation.com/article/170841/exclusive-lee-atwaters-infamous-1981-interview-southern-strategy)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 02:22:29 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 10:32:23 AM
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/ (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/)

These are less hilarious butthurt, more plain old disappointment.

No, Fork.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/11/1160263/-Mourning-in-America

QuoteBy now, most of you have probably seen the Tumblr page (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/) entirely dedicated to pictures of white people mourning the Republican defeat last Tuesday.

I realize how easy it is to make fun of those people (our those people), but for me the images posted there call up -- somewhat to my surprise -- decidedly mixed emotions. Spite and sympathy, it seems, can co-exist, and even lay the groundwork for something that begins to resemble empathy.

It's an involuntary reflex, to be sure, after the bile, racism, and sheer deranged hatred those people have flung at us these past four years -- not to mention their cocksure arrogance (up until about 10:00 pm Tuesday night) that "real" Americans were going to rise as one and send the Kenyan usurper packing.

But looking at those woeful faces -- hopes smashed, the awful truth finally revealed -- it's hard not to remember election night 2004, when it became clear that lies and war crimes notwithstanding, President Cheney and his sidekick were going to be reelected despite our best efforts.

It's devastating to believe that your country has looked evil full in the face and decided to embrace it, and feel completely helpless to stop it. And if even one-twentieth of the things those people believe about President Obama, and about us, were true, they would be right to despair, just as we did eight years ago.

In the end, though, what really makes it hard for me to dine with gusto at the schadenfreude buffet is that the grieving faces on the other side of the partisan divide aren't those people, they're my people -- the middle-class neighbors of my Southern childhood, the kids I went to school with, my redneck uncles and cousins, my own mother and father.

...
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 10:14:01 PM
QPD.

http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/11/13/jill_kelley_is_an_honorary_consul_of_south_korea

QuoteJill Kelley, the Tampa socialite connected to ISAF Commander John Allen and former CIA Director David Petraeus, is an "honorary consul" of South Korea, a diplomatic official with direct knowledge of the arrangement told The Cable.

"She is an 'honorary consul' of the Republic of Korea," the official said. "She assumed this position last August thanks to her good connections and network."

The position of honorary consul is symbolic and has no official responsibilities, the official said.

...

Kelley does drive a Mercedes sedan with license plates that say "Honorary Consul," and she invoked her honorary diplomatic status in a Nov. 11 911 call when she was complaining about trespassers on her private property.

"I'm an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability, so they should not be able to cross my property," she told the 911 operator. "I don't know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well, because that's against the law to cross my property because, you know, it's inviolable."

"Ok, no problem, I'll let the officer know," the 911 operator responded.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on November 13, 2012, 10:17:09 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 10:14:01 PM
QPD.

http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/11/13/jill_kelley_is_an_honorary_consul_of_south_korea

QuoteJill Kelley, the Tampa socialite connected to ISAF Commander John Allen and former CIA Director David Petraeus, is an "honorary consul" of South Korea, a diplomatic official with direct knowledge of the arrangement told The Cable.

"She is an 'honorary consul' of the Republic of Korea," the official said. "She assumed this position last August thanks to her good connections and network."

The position of honorary consul is symbolic and has no official responsibilities, the official said.

...

Kelley does drive a Mercedes sedan with license plates that say "Honorary Consul," and she invoked her honorary diplomatic status in a Nov. 11 911 call when she was complaining about trespassers on her private property.

"I'm an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability, so they should not be able to cross my property," she told the 911 operator. "I don't know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well, because that's against the law to cross my property because, you know, it's inviolable."

"Ok, no problem, I'll let the officer know," the 911 operator responded.

Full Metal Wackjob.


And apparently so is her twin sister... (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-18563_162-57549397/jill-kelleys-private-life-displays-two-sides/)

QuoteKelley's powerful military connections surfaced in another court matter when she sought help for her twin sister, Natalie Khawam, in a bitter child custody fight.

General John Allen and former CIA Director and retired General David Petraeus signed letters to the court that bear four-star-general emblems and are dated five-and-a-half weeks ago.

"Natalie clearly dotes on her son," wrote Petraeus. "It is unfortunate, in my view, that her interaction with her son has been so limited by the custody settlement."

General Allen says the toddler shouldn't be penalized by "limiting his expectations to experience the love, mentorship, and guidance of his mother."

The judge in the case had a different view. He expressed "profound concerns about Ms. Khawam's "extreme distortions" and "severe psychological deficits." He called Khawam a "psychologically unstable person" with an "unsteady moral and ethical compass."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: ChuckD on November 13, 2012, 11:23:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 12:48:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 12, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
This whole Petraeus business just keeps throwing us fresh twists... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324439804578115410189757452.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_LEFTTopStories)

QuoteWASHINGTON—A federal agent who launched the investigation that ultimately led to the resignation of Central Intelligence Agency chief David Petraeus was barred from taking part in the case over the summer due to superiors' concerns that he had become personally involved in the case, according to officials familiar with the probe.

...

The FBI agent who started the case was a friend of Jill Kelley, the Tampa woman who received harassing, anonymous emails that led to the probe, according to officials. Ms. Kelley, a volunteer who organizes social events for military personnel in the Tampa area, complained in May about the emails to a friend who is an FBI agent. That agent referred it to a cyber crimes unit, which opened an investigation.

However, supervisors soon became concerned that the initial agent might have grown obsessed with the matter, and prohibited him from any role in the investigation, according to the officials.

The FBI officials found that he had sent shirtless pictures of himself to Ms. Kelley, according to the people familiar with the probe.

And yet another twist... (http://news.yahoo.com/scandal-widens-probe-top-us-generals-emails-124020931.html)

QuoteEven as the FBI prepared a timeline for Congress about the investigation that brought to light Petraeus' extramarital affair with his biographer, Paula Broadwell, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta revealed that the Pentagon had begun an internal investigation into emails from Gen. John Allen to a Florida woman involved in the case.

...

It was Broadwell's threatening emails to Jill Kelley, a Florida woman who is a Petraeus family friend, that led to the FBI's discovery of communications between Broadwell and Petraeus indicating they were having an affair. Petraeus acknowledged the affair when he resigned from the CIA post on Friday.

In the latest revelations, a Pentagon official traveling with Panetta to Australia said "inappropriate communications" — 20,000 to 30,000 pages of emails and other documents from Allen's communications with Kelley between 2010 and 2012 — are under review. He would not say whether they involved sexual matters or whether they are thought to include unauthorized disclosures of classified information. He said he did not know whether Petraeus is mentioned in the emails.

...

The decision by the FBI to hand off the Allen information to the military seems to indicate the issue is not one involving the handling of classified information, but rather some other issue.

Apparently dudes are universally losing their shit for a taste of Ms. Kelley's goods.

(http://i.imgur.com/Pm4Ik.jpg)

That's a pretty solid Wineroll.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Tonker on November 14, 2012, 02:06:48 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 13, 2012, 11:23:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 12:48:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 12, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
This whole Petraeus business just keeps throwing us fresh twists... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324439804578115410189757452.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_LEFTTopStories)

QuoteWASHINGTON—A federal agent who launched the investigation that ultimately led to the resignation of Central Intelligence Agency chief David Petraeus was barred from taking part in the case over the summer due to superiors' concerns that he had become personally involved in the case, according to officials familiar with the probe.

...

The FBI agent who started the case was a friend of Jill Kelley, the Tampa woman who received harassing, anonymous emails that led to the probe, according to officials. Ms. Kelley, a volunteer who organizes social events for military personnel in the Tampa area, complained in May about the emails to a friend who is an FBI agent. That agent referred it to a cyber crimes unit, which opened an investigation.

However, supervisors soon became concerned that the initial agent might have grown obsessed with the matter, and prohibited him from any role in the investigation, according to the officials.

The FBI officials found that he had sent shirtless pictures of himself to Ms. Kelley, according to the people familiar with the probe.

And yet another twist... (http://news.yahoo.com/scandal-widens-probe-top-us-generals-emails-124020931.html)

QuoteEven as the FBI prepared a timeline for Congress about the investigation that brought to light Petraeus' extramarital affair with his biographer, Paula Broadwell, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta revealed that the Pentagon had begun an internal investigation into emails from Gen. John Allen to a Florida woman involved in the case.

...

It was Broadwell's threatening emails to Jill Kelley, a Florida woman who is a Petraeus family friend, that led to the FBI's discovery of communications between Broadwell and Petraeus indicating they were having an affair. Petraeus acknowledged the affair when he resigned from the CIA post on Friday.

In the latest revelations, a Pentagon official traveling with Panetta to Australia said "inappropriate communications" — 20,000 to 30,000 pages of emails and other documents from Allen's communications with Kelley between 2010 and 2012 — are under review. He would not say whether they involved sexual matters or whether they are thought to include unauthorized disclosures of classified information. He said he did not know whether Petraeus is mentioned in the emails.

...

The decision by the FBI to hand off the Allen information to the military seems to indicate the issue is not one involving the handling of classified information, but rather some other issue.

Apparently dudes are universally losing their shit for a taste of Ms. Kelley's goods.

(http://i.imgur.com/Pm4Ik.jpg)

That's a pretty solid Wineroll.

She's a little too thick round the middle to be Amy, even when she was alive.  I can only assume that Kelley gives the World's greatest blowjob.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 14, 2012, 05:14:44 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 02:22:29 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 10:32:23 AM
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/ (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/)

These are less hilarious butthurt, more plain old disappointment.

No, Fork.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/11/1160263/-Mourning-in-America

QuoteBy now, most of you have probably seen the Tumblr page (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/) entirely dedicated to pictures of white people mourning the Republican defeat last Tuesday.

I realize how easy it is to make fun of those people (our those people), but for me the images posted there call up -- somewhat to my surprise -- decidedly mixed emotions. Spite and sympathy, it seems, can co-exist, and even lay the groundwork for something that begins to resemble empathy.

It's an involuntary reflex, to be sure, after the bile, racism, and sheer deranged hatred those people have flung at us these past four years -- not to mention their cocksure arrogance (up until about 10:00 pm Tuesday night) that "real" Americans were going to rise as one and send the Kenyan usurper packing.

But looking at those woeful faces -- hopes smashed, the awful truth finally revealed -- it's hard not to remember election night 2004, when it became clear that lies and war crimes notwithstanding, President Cheney and his sidekick were going to be reelected despite our best efforts.

It's devastating to believe that your country has looked evil full in the face and decided to embrace it, and feel completely helpless to stop it. And if even one-twentieth of the things those people believe about President Obama, and about us, were true, they would be right to despair, just as we did eight years ago.

In the end, though, what really makes it hard for me to dine with gusto at the schadenfreude buffet is that the grieving faces on the other side of the partisan divide aren't those people, they're my people -- the middle-class neighbors of my Southern childhood, the kids I went to school with, my redneck uncles and cousins, my own mother and father.

...

I'll confess that on the morning after the 2004 Election, I woke up and told my wife we should take our money out of the bank.  By the end of the week, though, I had calmed down.  The asshurt and despair by many of the Republicans over this election, however, has had impressive staying power.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 14, 2012, 06:33:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 02:22:29 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 10:32:23 AM
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/ (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/)

These are less hilarious butthurt, more plain old disappointment.

No, Fork.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/11/1160263/-Mourning-in-America

QuoteBy now, most of you have probably seen the Tumblr page (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/) entirely dedicated to pictures of white people mourning the Republican defeat last Tuesday.

I realize how easy it is to make fun of those people (our those people), but for me the images posted there call up -- somewhat to my surprise -- decidedly mixed emotions. Spite and sympathy, it seems, can co-exist, and even lay the groundwork for something that begins to resemble empathy.

It's an involuntary reflex, to be sure, after the bile, racism, and sheer deranged hatred those people have flung at us these past four years -- not to mention their cocksure arrogance (up until about 10:00 pm Tuesday night) that "real" Americans were going to rise as one and send the Kenyan usurper packing.

But looking at those woeful faces -- hopes smashed, the awful truth finally revealed -- it's hard not to remember election night 2004, when it became clear that lies and war crimes notwithstanding, President Cheney and his sidekick were going to be reelected despite our best efforts.

It's devastating to believe that your country has looked evil full in the face and decided to embrace it, and feel completely helpless to stop it. And if even one-twentieth of the things those people believe about President Obama, and about us, were true, they would be right to despair, just as we did eight years ago.

In the end, though, what really makes it hard for me to dine with gusto at the schadenfreude buffet is that the grieving faces on the other side of the partisan divide aren't those people, they're my people -- the middle-class neighbors of my Southern childhood, the kids I went to school with, my redneck uncles and cousins, my own mother and father.

...

The oddest thing about the schadenfreude is that suddenly people are honestly believing that the one person who was the firewall between life and death for America was a mediocre politician who proved that in 6 years of campaigning for the Presidency he was incapable of deciding whether to eat, shit or go blind.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2012, 08:32:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 14, 2012, 05:14:44 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 02:22:29 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 10:32:23 AM
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/ (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/)

These are less hilarious butthurt, more plain old disappointment.

No, Fork.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/11/1160263/-Mourning-in-America

QuoteBy now, most of you have probably seen the Tumblr page (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/) entirely dedicated to pictures of white people mourning the Republican defeat last Tuesday.

I realize how easy it is to make fun of those people (our those people), but for me the images posted there call up -- somewhat to my surprise -- decidedly mixed emotions. Spite and sympathy, it seems, can co-exist, and even lay the groundwork for something that begins to resemble empathy.

It's an involuntary reflex, to be sure, after the bile, racism, and sheer deranged hatred those people have flung at us these past four years -- not to mention their cocksure arrogance (up until about 10:00 pm Tuesday night) that "real" Americans were going to rise as one and send the Kenyan usurper packing.

But looking at those woeful faces -- hopes smashed, the awful truth finally revealed -- it's hard not to remember election night 2004, when it became clear that lies and war crimes notwithstanding, President Cheney and his sidekick were going to be reelected despite our best efforts.

It's devastating to believe that your country has looked evil full in the face and decided to embrace it, and feel completely helpless to stop it. And if even one-twentieth of the things those people believe about President Obama, and about us, were true, they would be right to despair, just as we did eight years ago.

In the end, though, what really makes it hard for me to dine with gusto at the schadenfreude buffet is that the grieving faces on the other side of the partisan divide aren't those people, they're my people -- the middle-class neighbors of my Southern childhood, the kids I went to school with, my redneck uncles and cousins, my own mother and father.

...

I'll confess that on the morning after the 2004 Election, I woke up and told my wife we should take our money out of the bank.  By the end of the week, though, I had calmed down.  The asshurt and despair by many of the Republicans over this election, however, has had impressive staying power.

Your butthurt barely lasted 7 days, whereas their butthurt is going on 8.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2012, 09:42:42 AM
http://punditshaming.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 14, 2012, 11:02:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2012, 08:32:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 14, 2012, 05:14:44 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 02:22:29 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 10:32:23 AM
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/ (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/)

These are less hilarious butthurt, more plain old disappointment.

No, Fork.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/11/1160263/-Mourning-in-America

QuoteBy now, most of you have probably seen the Tumblr page (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/) entirely dedicated to pictures of white people mourning the Republican defeat last Tuesday.

I realize how easy it is to make fun of those people (our those people), but for me the images posted there call up -- somewhat to my surprise -- decidedly mixed emotions. Spite and sympathy, it seems, can co-exist, and even lay the groundwork for something that begins to resemble empathy.

It's an involuntary reflex, to be sure, after the bile, racism, and sheer deranged hatred those people have flung at us these past four years -- not to mention their cocksure arrogance (up until about 10:00 pm Tuesday night) that "real" Americans were going to rise as one and send the Kenyan usurper packing.

But looking at those woeful faces -- hopes smashed, the awful truth finally revealed -- it's hard not to remember election night 2004, when it became clear that lies and war crimes notwithstanding, President Cheney and his sidekick were going to be reelected despite our best efforts.

It's devastating to believe that your country has looked evil full in the face and decided to embrace it, and feel completely helpless to stop it. And if even one-twentieth of the things those people believe about President Obama, and about us, were true, they would be right to despair, just as we did eight years ago.

In the end, though, what really makes it hard for me to dine with gusto at the schadenfreude buffet is that the grieving faces on the other side of the partisan divide aren't those people, they're my people -- the middle-class neighbors of my Southern childhood, the kids I went to school with, my redneck uncles and cousins, my own mother and father.

...

I'll confess that on the morning after the 2004 Election, I woke up and told my wife we should take our money out of the bank.  By the end of the week, though, I had calmed down.  The asshurt and despair by many of the Republicans over this election, however, has had impressive staying power.

Your butthurt barely lasted 7 days, whereas their butthurt is going on 8.

End of the week = Friday, Saturday Sunday.

3-5 days.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenPho on November 14, 2012, 11:05:21 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2012, 09:42:42 AM
http://punditshaming.tumblr.com/

I hope every one of these hacks and their producers sees this and remembers it before next election (and frankly, every day in between.)

These people have no accountability and represent so much of what is wrong.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Slaky on November 14, 2012, 11:09:21 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 14, 2012, 11:05:21 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2012, 09:42:42 AM
http://punditshaming.tumblr.com/

I hope every one of these hacks and their producers sees this and remembers it before next election (and frankly, every day in between.)

These people have no accountability and represent so much of what is wrong.

They certainly ignored the numbers and went with their gut giving a lot of false hope to good people who didn't deserve to be misled. It's too bad.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on November 14, 2012, 11:56:11 AM
What delights me is the number of people who are trying to get their states to secede from the union.  The only other time in history when this happened on this magnitude was in 1860, and we know how that ended.   Most of these states are "under water" in that they receive more from the Federal government than they contribute.  If they left us it would be a great help in bringing down the deficit.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 14, 2012, 12:36:45 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 14, 2012, 11:56:11 AM
What delights me is the number of people who are trying to get their states to secede from the union.  The only other time in history when this happened on this magnitude was in 1860, and we know how that ended.   Most of these states are "under water" in that they receive more from the Federal government than they contribute.  If they left us it would be a great help in bringing down the deficit.

Not to mention, we could charge them fees for all the infrastructure built by the (non-job creating) US Government.

On the downside, we'd lose at least half our military personnel.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2012, 12:58:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on November 14, 2012, 11:02:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2012, 08:32:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 14, 2012, 05:14:44 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2012, 02:22:29 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2012, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 10:32:23 AM
http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/ (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/)

These are less hilarious butthurt, more plain old disappointment.

No, Fork.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/11/1160263/-Mourning-in-America

QuoteBy now, most of you have probably seen the Tumblr page (http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/) entirely dedicated to pictures of white people mourning the Republican defeat last Tuesday.

I realize how easy it is to make fun of those people (our those people), but for me the images posted there call up -- somewhat to my surprise -- decidedly mixed emotions. Spite and sympathy, it seems, can co-exist, and even lay the groundwork for something that begins to resemble empathy.

It's an involuntary reflex, to be sure, after the bile, racism, and sheer deranged hatred those people have flung at us these past four years -- not to mention their cocksure arrogance (up until about 10:00 pm Tuesday night) that "real" Americans were going to rise as one and send the Kenyan usurper packing.

But looking at those woeful faces -- hopes smashed, the awful truth finally revealed -- it's hard not to remember election night 2004, when it became clear that lies and war crimes notwithstanding, President Cheney and his sidekick were going to be reelected despite our best efforts.

It's devastating to believe that your country has looked evil full in the face and decided to embrace it, and feel completely helpless to stop it. And if even one-twentieth of the things those people believe about President Obama, and about us, were true, they would be right to despair, just as we did eight years ago.

In the end, though, what really makes it hard for me to dine with gusto at the schadenfreude buffet is that the grieving faces on the other side of the partisan divide aren't those people, they're my people -- the middle-class neighbors of my Southern childhood, the kids I went to school with, my redneck uncles and cousins, my own mother and father.

...

I'll confess that on the morning after the 2004 Election, I woke up and told my wife we should take our money out of the bank.  By the end of the week, though, I had calmed down.  The asshurt and despair by many of the Republicans over this election, however, has had impressive staying power.

Your butthurt barely lasted 7 days, whereas their butthurt is going on 8.

End of the week = Friday, Saturday Sunday.

3-5 days.

Also: you never put ketchup on your 5 days of butthurt. And you knew when to sit the fuck attention.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 15, 2012, 12:35:46 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/georgia-senate-gets-52-minute-briefing-united-nations-takeover

QuoteThe meeting consisted of a PowerPoint presentation followed by a 90-minute screening of the anti-Agenda 21 documentary, Agenda: Grinding America Down (http://agendadocumentary.com/). It was emceed by Field Searcy, a local conservative activist who was forced out (http://www.indefenseofliberty.tv/index.php/2012/04/georgia-tea-party-board-member-removed/#.UKPDjFTQao0) of the Georgia Tea Party in April due to his endorsement of conspiracy theories about the president's birth certificate and the collapse of World Trade Center Tower 7. The presentation also featured a special video cameo from conservative talking-head Dick Morris in which the former Clinton aide warns that Obama "wants to force everyone into the cities from whence our ancestors fled."

About 23 minutes into the briefing, Searcy explained how President Obama, aided by liberal organizations like the Center for American Progress and business groups like local chambers of commerce, are secretly using mind-control techniques to push their plan for forcible relocation on the gullible public:

QuoteThey do that by a process known as the Delphi technique. The Delphi technique was developed by the Rand Corporation during the Cold War as a mind-control technique. It's also known as "consensive process." But basically the goal of the Delphi technique is to lead a targeted group of people to a pre-determined outcome while keeping the illusion of being open to public input.

How perilous is the situation? Here's a slide from the presentation comparing Obama's record to that of Mao and Stalin:

(http://i.imgur.com/gtr04.png)

And yet, not one damn word about Obama taking my Ameros to fund the construction of the NAFTA Superhighway.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on November 15, 2012, 12:41:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 15, 2012, 12:35:46 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/georgia-senate-gets-52-minute-briefing-united-nations-takeover

QuoteThe meeting consisted of a PowerPoint presentation followed by a 90-minute screening of the anti-Agenda 21 documentary, Agenda: Grinding America Down (http://agendadocumentary.com/). It was emceed by Field Searcy, a local conservative activist who was forced out (http://www.indefenseofliberty.tv/index.php/2012/04/georgia-tea-party-board-member-removed/#.UKPDjFTQao0) of the Georgia Tea Party in April due to his endorsement of conspiracy theories about the president's birth certificate and the collapse of World Trade Center Tower 7. The presentation also featured a special video cameo from conservative talking-head Dick Morris in which the former Clinton aide warns that Obama "wants to force everyone into the cities from whence our ancestors fled."

About 23 minutes into the briefing, Searcy explained how President Obama, aided by liberal organizations like the Center for American Progress and business groups like local chambers of commerce, are secretly using mind-control techniques to push their plan for forcible relocation on the gullible public:

QuoteThey do that by a process known as the Delphi technique. The Delphi technique was developed by the Rand Corporation during the Cold War as a mind-control technique. It's also known as "consensive process." But basically the goal of the Delphi technique is to lead a targeted group of people to a pre-determined outcome while keeping the illusion of being open to public input.

How perilous is the situation? Here's a slide from the presentation comparing Obama's record to that of Mao and Stalin:

(http://i.imgur.com/gtr04.png)

And yet, not one damn word about Obama taking my Ameros to fund the construction of the NAFTA Superhighway.

It appears that 2.5 million people in America die each year.. So he's got at least 5 million deaths on his hands.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on November 15, 2012, 02:31:26 PM
Based on the slide, I'm going to say that they don't quite understand how a public/private partnership works.

Edit: Also, I like that they differentiated that while Mao killed people, Stalin only killed Ukrainians.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 15, 2012, 02:37:52 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 15, 2012, 02:31:26 PM
Based on the slide, I'm going to say that they don't quite understand how a public/private partnership works.

Edit: Also, I like that they differentiated that while Mao killed people, Stalin only killed Ukrainians.

Ukranians only count as half a person, based on the one that I know.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Waco Kid on November 15, 2012, 03:22:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 15, 2012, 02:31:26 PM
Based on the slide, I'm going to say that they don't quite understand how a public/private partnership works.

Edit: Also, I like that they differentiated that while Mao killed people, Stalin only killed Ukrainians.

(http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/files/2011/05/seinfeld_risk_ukraine_kramer_newman_01.jpg)


The Ukraine is weak.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on November 15, 2012, 06:06:32 PM
Apparently there are petitions from all 50 states seeking permission to secede from the union.  But if we all secede together, form a confederacy of seceded states, and then hold an election to determine who is going to be president, a majority of that electorate appears to want Obama to be president.  Kind of nullifying the reason for secession.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 15, 2012, 06:08:29 PM
Holy shit (http://hellothereracists.tumblr.com/).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 15, 2012, 07:11:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 15, 2012, 06:08:29 PM
Holy shit (http://hellothereracists.tumblr.com/).

http://twitter.com/knowledgofchuck/status/269185536349065216

Quote from: Chuck Marchese ‏@knowledgofchuckFor all u dumb politically correct fucks out there I never said I would assassinate him Im just hoping some1 does #FuckOff #KillYourselves
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on November 15, 2012, 07:24:46 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 15, 2012, 06:06:32 PM
Apparently there are petitions from all 50 states seeking permission to secede from the union.  But if we all secede together, form a confederacy of seceded states, and then hold an election to determine who is going to be president, a majority of that electorate appears to want Obama to be president.  Kind of nullifying the reason for secession.

I think you're jumping the gun there, pops. No confederacy. When this thing goes down, you and I go our separate ways.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on November 15, 2012, 09:38:20 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 15, 2012, 07:11:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 15, 2012, 06:08:29 PM
Holy shit (http://hellothereracists.tumblr.com/).

http://twitter.com/knowledgofchuck/status/269185536349065216

Quote from: Chuck Marchese ‏@knowledgofchuckFor all u dumb politically correct fucks out there I never said I would assassinate him Im just hoping some1 does #FuckOff #KillYourselves

10.17(c)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 15, 2012, 10:11:04 PM
Relevant...

http://hellothereracists.tumblr.com/post/35813540330/tyler-beattie-fuquay-varina-north-carolina

(http://i.imgur.com/7iXxJ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/sqo55.png)

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Let's try and keep things casual, Ty.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Slaky on November 15, 2012, 10:23:15 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 15, 2012, 10:11:04 PM
Relevant...

http://hellothereracists.tumblr.com/post/35813540330/tyler-beattie-fuquay-varina-north-carolina

(http://i.imgur.com/7iXxJ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/sqo55.png)

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Let's try and keep things casual, Ty.

This is probably mean but that guy is ALL JAW.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on November 15, 2012, 10:51:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 15, 2012, 12:41:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 15, 2012, 12:35:46 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/georgia-senate-gets-52-minute-briefing-united-nations-takeover

QuoteThe meeting consisted of a PowerPoint presentation followed by a 90-minute screening of the anti-Agenda 21 documentary, Agenda: Grinding America Down (http://agendadocumentary.com/). It was emceed by Field Searcy, a local conservative activist who was forced out (http://www.indefenseofliberty.tv/index.php/2012/04/georgia-tea-party-board-member-removed/#.UKPDjFTQao0) of the Georgia Tea Party in April due to his endorsement of conspiracy theories about the president's birth certificate and the collapse of World Trade Center Tower 7. The presentation also featured a special video cameo from conservative talking-head Dick Morris in which the former Clinton aide warns that Obama "wants to force everyone into the cities from whence our ancestors fled."

About 23 minutes into the briefing, Searcy explained how President Obama, aided by liberal organizations like the Center for American Progress and business groups like local chambers of commerce, are secretly using mind-control techniques to push their plan for forcible relocation on the gullible public:

QuoteThey do that by a process known as the Delphi technique. The Delphi technique was developed by the Rand Corporation during the Cold War as a mind-control technique. It's also known as "consensive process." But basically the goal of the Delphi technique is to lead a targeted group of people to a pre-determined outcome while keeping the illusion of being open to public input.

How perilous is the situation? Here's a slide from the presentation comparing Obama's record to that of Mao and Stalin:

(http://i.imgur.com/gtr04.png)

And yet, not one damn word about Obama taking my Ameros to fund the construction of the NAFTA Superhighway.

It appears that 2.5 million people in America die each year.. So he's got at least 5 million deaths on his hands.

Say what you will about the tenets of McCarthyism. At least it's an ethos.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on November 16, 2012, 08:12:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 15, 2012, 10:51:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 15, 2012, 12:41:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 15, 2012, 12:35:46 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/georgia-senate-gets-52-minute-briefing-united-nations-takeover

QuoteThe meeting consisted of a PowerPoint presentation followed by a 90-minute screening of the anti-Agenda 21 documentary, Agenda: Grinding America Down (http://agendadocumentary.com/). It was emceed by Field Searcy, a local conservative activist who was forced out (http://www.indefenseofliberty.tv/index.php/2012/04/georgia-tea-party-board-member-removed/#.UKPDjFTQao0) of the Georgia Tea Party in April due to his endorsement of conspiracy theories about the president's birth certificate and the collapse of World Trade Center Tower 7. The presentation also featured a special video cameo from conservative talking-head Dick Morris in which the former Clinton aide warns that Obama "wants to force everyone into the cities from whence our ancestors fled."

About 23 minutes into the briefing, Searcy explained how President Obama, aided by liberal organizations like the Center for American Progress and business groups like local chambers of commerce, are secretly using mind-control techniques to push their plan for forcible relocation on the gullible public:

QuoteThey do that by a process known as the Delphi technique. The Delphi technique was developed by the Rand Corporation during the Cold War as a mind-control technique. It's also known as "consensive process." But basically the goal of the Delphi technique is to lead a targeted group of people to a pre-determined outcome while keeping the illusion of being open to public input.

How perilous is the situation? Here's a slide from the presentation comparing Obama's record to that of Mao and Stalin:

(http://i.imgur.com/gtr04.png)

And yet, not one damn word about Obama taking my Ameros to fund the construction of the NAFTA Superhighway.

It appears that 2.5 million people in America die each year.. So he's got at least 5 million deaths on his hands.

Say what you will about the tenets of McCarthyism. At least it's an ethos.

I'm just tired, again, of the lack of creativity Americans have when it comes to comparing presidents to dictators. Always Hitler, Stalin, or Mao. What about Pol Pot? Enver Hoxha? Nicolae Ceausescu?! Oh man, that would sink an election right there, comparing someone to Ceausescu! What a hoot.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 16, 2012, 08:17:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 08:12:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 15, 2012, 10:51:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 15, 2012, 12:41:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 15, 2012, 12:35:46 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/georgia-senate-gets-52-minute-briefing-united-nations-takeover

QuoteThe meeting consisted of a PowerPoint presentation followed by a 90-minute screening of the anti-Agenda 21 documentary, Agenda: Grinding America Down (http://agendadocumentary.com/). It was emceed by Field Searcy, a local conservative activist who was forced out (http://www.indefenseofliberty.tv/index.php/2012/04/georgia-tea-party-board-member-removed/#.UKPDjFTQao0) of the Georgia Tea Party in April due to his endorsement of conspiracy theories about the president's birth certificate and the collapse of World Trade Center Tower 7. The presentation also featured a special video cameo from conservative talking-head Dick Morris in which the former Clinton aide warns that Obama "wants to force everyone into the cities from whence our ancestors fled."

About 23 minutes into the briefing, Searcy explained how President Obama, aided by liberal organizations like the Center for American Progress and business groups like local chambers of commerce, are secretly using mind-control techniques to push their plan for forcible relocation on the gullible public:

QuoteThey do that by a process known as the Delphi technique. The Delphi technique was developed by the Rand Corporation during the Cold War as a mind-control technique. It's also known as "consensive process." But basically the goal of the Delphi technique is to lead a targeted group of people to a pre-determined outcome while keeping the illusion of being open to public input.

How perilous is the situation? Here's a slide from the presentation comparing Obama's record to that of Mao and Stalin:

(http://i.imgur.com/gtr04.png)

And yet, not one damn word about Obama taking my Ameros to fund the construction of the NAFTA Superhighway.

It appears that 2.5 million people in America die each year.. So he's got at least 5 million deaths on his hands.

Say what you will about the tenets of McCarthyism. At least it's an ethos.

I'm just tired, again, of the lack of creativity Americans have when it comes to comparing presidents to dictators. Always Hitler, Stalin, or Mao. What about Pol Pot? Enver Hoxha? Nicolae Ceausescu?! Oh man, that would sink an election right there, comparing someone to Ceausescu! What a hoot.

I'd rather kick it old school and use Richard the Lionheart.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on November 16, 2012, 08:24:39 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 16, 2012, 08:17:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 08:12:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 15, 2012, 10:51:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 15, 2012, 12:41:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 15, 2012, 12:35:46 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/georgia-senate-gets-52-minute-briefing-united-nations-takeover

QuoteThe meeting consisted of a PowerPoint presentation followed by a 90-minute screening of the anti-Agenda 21 documentary, Agenda: Grinding America Down (http://agendadocumentary.com/). It was emceed by Field Searcy, a local conservative activist who was forced out (http://www.indefenseofliberty.tv/index.php/2012/04/georgia-tea-party-board-member-removed/#.UKPDjFTQao0) of the Georgia Tea Party in April due to his endorsement of conspiracy theories about the president's birth certificate and the collapse of World Trade Center Tower 7. The presentation also featured a special video cameo from conservative talking-head Dick Morris in which the former Clinton aide warns that Obama "wants to force everyone into the cities from whence our ancestors fled."

About 23 minutes into the briefing, Searcy explained how President Obama, aided by liberal organizations like the Center for American Progress and business groups like local chambers of commerce, are secretly using mind-control techniques to push their plan for forcible relocation on the gullible public:

QuoteThey do that by a process known as the Delphi technique. The Delphi technique was developed by the Rand Corporation during the Cold War as a mind-control technique. It's also known as "consensive process." But basically the goal of the Delphi technique is to lead a targeted group of people to a pre-determined outcome while keeping the illusion of being open to public input.

How perilous is the situation? Here's a slide from the presentation comparing Obama's record to that of Mao and Stalin:

(http://i.imgur.com/gtr04.png)

And yet, not one damn word about Obama taking my Ameros to fund the construction of the NAFTA Superhighway.

It appears that 2.5 million people in America die each year.. So he's got at least 5 million deaths on his hands.

Say what you will about the tenets of McCarthyism. At least it's an ethos.

I'm just tired, again, of the lack of creativity Americans have when it comes to comparing presidents to dictators. Always Hitler, Stalin, or Mao. What about Pol Pot? Enver Hoxha? Nicolae Ceausescu?! Oh man, that would sink an election right there, comparing someone to Ceausescu! What a hoot.

I'd rather kick it old school and use Richard the Lionheart.

He's a 21st century Catherine De Medici.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2012, 09:37:00 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 08:24:39 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 16, 2012, 08:17:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 08:12:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 15, 2012, 10:51:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 15, 2012, 12:41:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 15, 2012, 12:35:46 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/georgia-senate-gets-52-minute-briefing-united-nations-takeover

QuoteThe meeting consisted of a PowerPoint presentation followed by a 90-minute screening of the anti-Agenda 21 documentary, Agenda: Grinding America Down (http://agendadocumentary.com/). It was emceed by Field Searcy, a local conservative activist who was forced out (http://www.indefenseofliberty.tv/index.php/2012/04/georgia-tea-party-board-member-removed/#.UKPDjFTQao0) of the Georgia Tea Party in April due to his endorsement of conspiracy theories about the president's birth certificate and the collapse of World Trade Center Tower 7. The presentation also featured a special video cameo from conservative talking-head Dick Morris in which the former Clinton aide warns that Obama "wants to force everyone into the cities from whence our ancestors fled."

About 23 minutes into the briefing, Searcy explained how President Obama, aided by liberal organizations like the Center for American Progress and business groups like local chambers of commerce, are secretly using mind-control techniques to push their plan for forcible relocation on the gullible public:

QuoteThey do that by a process known as the Delphi technique. The Delphi technique was developed by the Rand Corporation during the Cold War as a mind-control technique. It's also known as "consensive process." But basically the goal of the Delphi technique is to lead a targeted group of people to a pre-determined outcome while keeping the illusion of being open to public input.

How perilous is the situation? Here's a slide from the presentation comparing Obama's record to that of Mao and Stalin:

(http://i.imgur.com/gtr04.png)

And yet, not one damn word about Obama taking my Ameros to fund the construction of the NAFTA Superhighway.

It appears that 2.5 million people in America die each year.. So he's got at least 5 million deaths on his hands.

Say what you will about the tenets of McCarthyism. At least it's an ethos.

I'm just tired, again, of the lack of creativity Americans have when it comes to comparing presidents to dictators. Always Hitler, Stalin, or Mao. What about Pol Pot? Enver Hoxha? Nicolae Ceausescu?! Oh man, that would sink an election right there, comparing someone to Ceausescu! What a hoot.

I'd rather kick it old school and use Richard the Lionheart.

He's a 21st century Catherine De Medici.

All of that presumes that the average American stayed awake during any history class, which I'm not willing to bet on.

Even though I think an election spot comparing a candidate to Tito would just be peachy.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 16, 2012, 09:48:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2012, 09:37:00 AM
All of that presumes that the average American stayed awake during any history class, which I'm not willing to bet on.

I THINK HE WAS JOKING.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on November 16, 2012, 09:59:33 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 16, 2012, 09:48:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2012, 09:37:00 AM
All of that presumes that the average American stayed awake during any history class, which I'm not willing to bet on.

I THINK HE WAS JOKING.

You can't expect Gil to ever pass up on an opportunity to point out the stupidity of others, after which he'll immediately click over to enjoy the comments section of a Politico article.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 16, 2012, 09:59:33 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 16, 2012, 09:48:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2012, 09:37:00 AM
All of that presumes that the average American stayed awake during any history class, which I'm not willing to bet on.

I THINK HE WAS JOKING.

You can't expect Gil to ever pass up on an opportunity to point out the stupidity of others, after which he'll immediately click over to enjoy the comments section of a Politico article.

I'm also wondering what school in America teaches anything about any of those people I mentioned. Hell, I'm not even sure my school mentioned anything about Stalin other than= Godless Communist. I know we didn't learn shit about Chairman Mao.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:19:17 AM
Although Gil's mention of Tito gives me an excuse to post his awesome letter written to Stalin in response to Uncle Joe's attempts to have him killed:

QuoteStop sending people to kill me. We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle (...) If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send a second.

Bad. Ass.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 16, 2012, 10:36:58 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
I know we didn't learn shit about Chairman Mao.

I learned that if you carry pictures of him you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:47:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 16, 2012, 10:36:58 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
I know we didn't learn shit about Chairman Mao.

I learned that if you carry pictures of him you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow.

I very nearly ended that post with "...and Fork quotes "Revolution" in 3...2...1..."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on November 16, 2012, 10:56:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 16, 2012, 09:59:33 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 16, 2012, 09:48:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2012, 09:37:00 AM
All of that presumes that the average American stayed awake during any history class, which I'm not willing to bet on.

I THINK HE WAS JOKING.

You can't expect Gil to ever pass up on an opportunity to point out the stupidity of others, after which he'll immediately click over to enjoy the comments section of a Politico article.

I LOLed. Like really loudly.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 16, 2012, 10:59:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:47:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 16, 2012, 10:36:58 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
I know we didn't learn shit about Chairman Mao.

I learned that if you carry pictures of him you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow.

I very nearly ended that post with "...and Fork quotes "Revolution" in 3...2...1..."

I had to run with that, so I could use play action later on.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on November 16, 2012, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 16, 2012, 09:59:33 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 16, 2012, 09:48:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2012, 09:37:00 AM
All of that presumes that the average American stayed awake during any history class, which I'm not willing to bet on.

I THINK HE WAS JOKING.

You can't expect Gil to ever pass up on an opportunity to point out the stupidity of others, after which he'll immediately click over to enjoy the comments section of a Politico article.

I'm also wondering what school in America teaches anything about any of those people I mentioned. Hell, I'm not even sure my school mentioned anything about Stalin other than= Godless Communist. I know we didn't learn shit about Chairman Mao.

When I went to school Stalin and Mao were still making history.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on November 16, 2012, 11:08:42 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 16, 2012, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 16, 2012, 09:59:33 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 16, 2012, 09:48:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2012, 09:37:00 AM
All of that presumes that the average American stayed awake during any history class, which I'm not willing to bet on.

I THINK HE WAS JOKING.

You can't expect Gil to ever pass up on an opportunity to point out the stupidity of others, after which he'll immediately click over to enjoy the comments section of a Politico article.

I'm also wondering what school in America teaches anything about any of those people I mentioned. Hell, I'm not even sure my school mentioned anything about Stalin other than= Godless Communist. I know we didn't learn shit about Chairman Mao.

When I went to school Stalin and Mao were still making history gleams in their daddies' eyes.

Stew'd.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on November 16, 2012, 11:22:13 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 16, 2012, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 16, 2012, 09:59:33 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 16, 2012, 09:48:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2012, 09:37:00 AM
All of that presumes that the average American stayed awake during any history class, which I'm not willing to bet on.

I THINK HE WAS JOKING.

You can't expect Gil to ever pass up on an opportunity to point out the stupidity of others, after which he'll immediately click over to enjoy the comments section of a Politico article.

I'm also wondering what school in America teaches anything about any of those people I mentioned. Hell, I'm not even sure my school mentioned anything about Stalin other than= Godless Communist. I know we didn't learn shit about Chairman Mao.

When I went to school Stalin and Mao were still making history.

I would have guessed Vlad the Impaler.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on November 16, 2012, 11:42:52 AM
Quote from: flannj on November 16, 2012, 11:22:13 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 16, 2012, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 16, 2012, 09:59:33 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 16, 2012, 09:48:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2012, 09:37:00 AM
All of that presumes that the average American stayed awake during any history class, which I'm not willing to bet on.

I THINK HE WAS JOKING.

You can't expect Gil to ever pass up on an opportunity to point out the stupidity of others, after which he'll immediately click over to enjoy the comments section of a Politico article.

I'm also wondering what school in America teaches anything about any of those people I mentioned. Hell, I'm not even sure my school mentioned anything about Stalin other than= Godless Communist. I know we didn't learn shit about Chairman Mao.

When I went to school Stalin and Mao were still making history.

I would have guessed Vlad the Impaler.

I would have guessed Gilgamesh.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Slaky on November 16, 2012, 11:51:22 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 16, 2012, 11:42:52 AM
Quote from: flannj on November 16, 2012, 11:22:13 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 16, 2012, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 16, 2012, 09:59:33 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 16, 2012, 09:48:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2012, 09:37:00 AM
All of that presumes that the average American stayed awake during any history class, which I'm not willing to bet on.

I THINK HE WAS JOKING.

You can't expect Gil to ever pass up on an opportunity to point out the stupidity of others, after which he'll immediately click over to enjoy the comments section of a Politico article.

I'm also wondering what school in America teaches anything about any of those people I mentioned. Hell, I'm not even sure my school mentioned anything about Stalin other than= Godless Communist. I know we didn't learn shit about Chairman Mao.

When I went to school Stalin and Mao were still making history.

I would have guessed Vlad the Impaler.

I would have guessed Gilgamesh.

Ur joking.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on November 16, 2012, 07:45:13 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 16, 2012, 11:51:22 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 16, 2012, 11:42:52 AM
Quote from: flannj on November 16, 2012, 11:22:13 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 16, 2012, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 16, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 16, 2012, 09:59:33 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 16, 2012, 09:48:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2012, 09:37:00 AM
All of that presumes that the average American stayed awake during any history class, which I'm not willing to bet on.

I THINK HE WAS JOKING.

You can't expect Gil to ever pass up on an opportunity to point out the stupidity of others, after which he'll immediately click over to enjoy the comments section of a Politico article.

I'm also wondering what school in America teaches anything about any of those people I mentioned. Hell, I'm not even sure my school mentioned anything about Stalin other than= Godless Communist. I know we didn't learn shit about Chairman Mao.

When I went to school Stalin and Mao were still making history.

I would have guessed Vlad the Impaler.

I would have guessed Gilgamesh.

Ur joking.

By Anu, that's clever!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on November 19, 2012, 10:28:44 AM
Pat Quinn GETS IT (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-governor-quinn-pension-reform-20121119,0,3422889.story).

QuoteAfter months of promising a major grass-roots effort to win public support for reforming the state's government worker pension system, Gov. Pat Quinn on Sunday unveiled a plan that featured an incomplete online strategy, children wearing red plastic megaphones and an animated "Squeezy the Pension Python" mascot.

QuoteThe pension system's unfunded liability now is estimated to be at least $96 billion. The governor has warned that without changes, future funding for public employee retirement will put the squeeze on state funding for education and social services. That led to the introduction of "Squeezy" about midway through a 3-minute, 44-second video produced in-house by the governor's office.

The strategy includes a website featuring a video on the history of pensions since ancient Rome and a chorus of children shouting "Thanks in advance" for fixing the retirement system. Quinn appeared at a Thompson Center news conference with about 15 children who wore red plastic megaphones with "Thanks in advance" stickers.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on November 19, 2012, 12:16:01 PM
Pat Quinn can go fuck himself
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2012, 12:21:12 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 19, 2012, 10:28:44 AM
Pat Quinn GETS IT (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-governor-quinn-pension-reform-20121119,0,3422889.story).

QuoteAfter months of promising a major grass-roots effort to win public support for reforming the state's government worker pension system, Gov. Pat Quinn on Sunday unveiled a plan that featured an incomplete online strategy, children wearing red plastic megaphones and an animated "Squeezy the Pension Python" mascot.

QuoteThe pension system's unfunded liability now is estimated to be at least $96 billion. The governor has warned that without changes, future funding for public employee retirement will put the squeeze on state funding for education and social services. That led to the introduction of "Squeezy" about midway through a 3-minute, 44-second video produced in-house by the governor's office.

The strategy includes a website featuring a video on the history of pensions since ancient Rome and a chorus of children shouting "Thanks in advance" for fixing the retirement system. Quinn appeared at a Thompson Center news conference with about 15 children who wore red plastic megaphones with "Thanks in advance" stickers.

Whip Inflation Now.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2012, 03:44:28 PM
This is actually a pretty interesting read: http://www.theatlantic.com/sexes/archive/2012/11/organized-labors-newest-heroes-strippers/265376/

And, for those wondering, the organized strip club referenced therein is in Stew's backyard.  The Lucky Lady, as I recall.  There was a documentary made about those workers back a few years ago.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 19, 2012, 03:52:41 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2012, 03:44:28 PM
This is actually a pretty interesting read: http://www.theatlantic.com/sexes/archive/2012/11/organized-labors-newest-heroes-strippers/265376/

And, for those wondering, the organized strip club referenced therein is in Stew's backyard.  The Lucky Lady, as I recall.  There was a documentary made about those workers back a few years ago.

How's the buffet?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on November 19, 2012, 04:09:10 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2012, 03:44:28 PM
This is actually a pretty interesting read: http://www.theatlantic.com/sexes/archive/2012/11/organized-labors-newest-heroes-strippers/265376/

And, for those wondering, the organized strip club referenced therein is in Stew's backyard.  The Lucky Lady, as I recall.  There was a documentary made about those workers back a few years ago.

Not just in my backyard, but one of my union clients organized them.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on November 19, 2012, 04:18:16 PM
Back in the 1970's when "Hair" came out, (no double entendre intended), the San Francisco cast was contemplating a strike over working conditions and had me meet with them their dressing room before a performance to discuss the consequences if they called a wildcat strike.  They invited me to join them for the "under the parachute" nude scene.  It is one of the regrets that this old man has about things that I could have done, but chickened out.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on November 19, 2012, 09:21:39 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 19, 2012, 04:18:16 PM
Back in the 1970's when "Hair" came out, (no double entendre intended), the San Francisco cast was contemplating a strike over working conditions and had me meet with them their dressing room before a performance to discuss the consequences if they called a wildcat strike.  They invited me to join them for the "under the parachute" nude scene.  It is one of the regrets that this old man has about things that I could have done, but chickened out.

Wow.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 20, 2012, 08:44:02 AM
A defeated Mitt Romney or awesome Bruce Campbell?

You decide!

(http://qoou.net/images/2012/11/20/0Elx.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 20, 2012, 08:46:12 AM

I think the fact that he went to see "Twilight" instead of "Lincoln" tells us what a bullet we dodged.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on November 20, 2012, 09:05:20 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 20, 2012, 08:44:02 AM
A defeated Mitt Romney or awesome Bruce Campbell?

You decide!

(http://qoou.net/images/2012/11/20/0Elx.jpg)

Seriously, who is that?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 20, 2012, 09:24:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 20, 2012, 09:05:20 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 20, 2012, 08:44:02 AM
A defeated Mitt Romney or awesome Bruce Campbell?

You decide!

(http://qoou.net/images/2012/11/20/0Elx.jpg)

Seriously, who is that?

It's Mitt getting gas in La Jolla, CA.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 20, 2012, 09:36:29 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 20, 2012, 08:44:02 AM
A defeated Mitt Romney or awesome Bruce Campbell?

You decide!

(http://qoou.net/images/2012/11/20/0Elx.jpg)

Unsqueeze'd
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Oleg on November 20, 2012, 10:59:31 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 20, 2012, 09:05:20 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 20, 2012, 08:44:02 AM
A defeated Mitt Romney or awesome Bruce Campbell?

You decide!

(http://qoou.net/images/2012/11/20/0Elx.jpg)

Seriously, who is that?

He's a pair of sweatpants away from turning into George Costanza.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on November 20, 2012, 11:12:06 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 20, 2012, 09:36:29 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 20, 2012, 08:44:02 AM
A defeated Mitt Romney or awesome Bruce Campbell?

You decide!

(http://qoou.net/images/2012/11/20/0Elx.jpg)

Unsqueeze'd

This picture is in more dire need of something BIG than something something.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 20, 2012, 11:16:40 AM
What exactly is Mitt's right hand up to?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: thehawk on November 20, 2012, 11:17:38 AM
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/establish-tradition-vice-presidential-trans-am/TMBLqLCS
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 20, 2012, 11:26:25 AM
QuoteDean Chambers, the founder of UnSkewedPolls.com, launched a new website last week alleging that President Barack Obama did not legitimately carry Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia and Florida, but instead won those states thanks to voter fraud.

(http://talkingpointsmemo.com/Images/Screen%20shot%202012-11-20%20at%2012.18.49%20PM.png)

http://www.barackofraudo.com/
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: morpheus on November 20, 2012, 11:28:39 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 20, 2012, 11:26:25 AM
QuoteDean Chambers, the founder of UnSkewedPolls.com, launched a new website last week alleging that President Barack Obama did not legitimately carry Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia and Florida, but instead won those states thanks to voter fraud.

(http://talkingpointsmemo.com/Images/Screen%20shot%202012-11-20%20at%2012.18.49%20PM.png)

http://www.barackofraudo.com/

*BLACK* states?

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Slaky on November 20, 2012, 11:42:15 AM
Baracko Fraudo?

Did Huey come up with the url?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 20, 2012, 11:52:51 AM
I love that he's forced to include PA, which Obama won by a margin of a nearly 300,000 votes, in order to get under 270.

I also like that his proof is just a list of vote counts in urban precincts that Obama won by a lot (http://www.barackofraudo.com/pa.cfm).

That sure is a lot of numbers!

http://www.barackofraudo.com/voter_turnout_2012.cfm

QuoteVoter Suppression: Clearly, the raw number of votes nationally is way down from where it was in 2008. For months the mainstream media clearly communicated a message with ONE voice, that Barack Obama was likely to win reelection, Mitt Romney was a weakened candidate that was damaged in the primary process and further weakened when Obama attacked him with tens of millions of negative ads on TV and Romney stood no chance of getting elected. That millions of potential Republican voters, that vote for McCain in 2008 while far less enthused about doing so, did not turn out to vote for Romney in 2012 clearly proves the voter suppression campaign waged by the mainstream media and to some extent by the Democrat Party, worked quite well.

While the overall strategy was voter suppression, it is clear from viewing these stats that boosting the turnout in key swing states (the ones in yellow above) was taking place as well. Without further or more detailed proof, there is objectively two ways to increase voter turnout on the side of those supporting Obama, as it clearly did happen in some key swing states: either get more real people out to vote who will vote for Obama, or stuff the ballot boxes and engage in a variety of vote fraud and vote scamming methods. Odds are quite likely, to maximize their odds of succeeding in getting President Obama elected, that they engaged in all of the above to make it happen. Other information presented on this web site is gradually building the case that the margin of voter fraud exceeds any real margin by which this race was won by Obama. It is beginning to appear that the likely Romney victory, even it was to be close, that many believed was going to happen was actually going to happen if it was reversed with vote fraud.

A triumph of the Paranoid Style.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 20, 2012, 11:54:06 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 20, 2012, 11:42:15 AM
Baracko Fraudo?

Did Huey come up with the url?

O'Beanzo

(http://i.imgur.com/AKcQ4.gif)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 20, 2012, 01:06:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 20, 2012, 11:52:51 AM
I love that he's forced to include PA, which Obama won by a margin of a nearly 300,000 votes, in order to get under 270.

I also like that his proof is just a list of vote counts in urban precincts that Obama won by a lot (http://www.barackofraudo.com/pa.cfm).

That sure is a lot of numbers!

http://www.barackofraudo.com/voter_turnout_2012.cfm

QuoteVoter Suppression: Clearly, the raw number of votes nationally is way down from where it was in 2008. For months the mainstream media clearly communicated a message with ONE voice, that Barack Obama was likely to win reelection, Mitt Romney was a weakened candidate that was damaged in the primary process and further weakened when Obama attacked him with tens of millions of negative ads on TV and Romney stood no chance of getting elected. That millions of potential Republican voters, that vote for McCain in 2008 while far less enthused about doing so, did not turn out to vote for Romney in 2012 clearly proves the voter suppression campaign waged by the mainstream media and to some extent by the Democrat Party, worked quite well.

While the overall strategy was voter suppression, it is clear from viewing these stats that boosting the turnout in key swing states (the ones in yellow above) was taking place as well. Without further or more detailed proof, there is objectively two ways to increase voter turnout on the side of those supporting Obama, as it clearly did happen in some key swing states: either get more real people out to vote who will vote for Obama, or stuff the ballot boxes and engage in a variety of vote fraud and vote scamming methods. Odds are quite likely, to maximize their odds of succeeding in getting President Obama elected, that they engaged in all of the above to make it happen. Other information presented on this web site is gradually building the case that the margin of voter fraud exceeds any real margin by which this race was won by Obama. It is beginning to appear that the likely Romney victory, even it was to be close, that many believed was going to happen was actually going to happen if it was reversed with vote fraud.

A triumph of the Paranoid Style.

So if voter suppression was the reason why Romney got less votes than McCain, how does he explain 2012 Obama getting almost 6 million less votes than 2008 Obama?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: powen01 on November 20, 2012, 01:13:05 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 20, 2012, 01:06:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 20, 2012, 11:52:51 AM
I love that he's forced to include PA, which Obama won by a margin of a nearly 300,000 votes, in order to get under 270.

I also like that his proof is just a list of vote counts in urban precincts that Obama won by a lot (http://www.barackofraudo.com/pa.cfm).

That sure is a lot of numbers!

http://www.barackofraudo.com/voter_turnout_2012.cfm

QuoteVoter Suppression: Clearly, the raw number of votes nationally is way down from where it was in 2008. For months the mainstream media clearly communicated a message with ONE voice, that Barack Obama was likely to win reelection, Mitt Romney was a weakened candidate that was damaged in the primary process and further weakened when Obama attacked him with tens of millions of negative ads on TV and Romney stood no chance of getting elected. That millions of potential Republican voters, that vote for McCain in 2008 while far less enthused about doing so, did not turn out to vote for Romney in 2012 clearly proves the voter suppression campaign waged by the mainstream media and to some extent by the Democrat Party, worked quite well.

While the overall strategy was voter suppression, it is clear from viewing these stats that boosting the turnout in key swing states (the ones in yellow above) was taking place as well. Without further or more detailed proof, there is objectively two ways to increase voter turnout on the side of those supporting Obama, as it clearly did happen in some key swing states: either get more real people out to vote who will vote for Obama, or stuff the ballot boxes and engage in a variety of vote fraud and vote scamming methods. Odds are quite likely, to maximize their odds of succeeding in getting President Obama elected, that they engaged in all of the above to make it happen. Other information presented on this web site is gradually building the case that the margin of voter fraud exceeds any real margin by which this race was won by Obama. It is beginning to appear that the likely Romney victory, even it was to be close, that many believed was going to happen was actually going to happen if it was reversed with vote fraud.

A triumph of the Paranoid Style.

So if voter suppression was the reason why Romney got less votes than McCain, how does he explain 2012 Obama getting almost 6 million less votes than 2008 Obama?

It's pretty clear there was voter suppression.  Sorry you guys can't face up to facts.   America was responding to a really positive pro-rape platform, until the mainstream media engaged in outright voter suppression.  It's time to secede.  I don't need the UN running my life.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 20, 2012, 01:14:17 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 20, 2012, 01:06:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 20, 2012, 11:52:51 AM
I love that he's forced to include PA, which Obama won by a margin of a nearly 300,000 votes, in order to get under 270.

I also like that his proof is just a list of vote counts in urban precincts that Obama won by a lot (http://www.barackofraudo.com/pa.cfm).

That sure is a lot of numbers!

http://www.barackofraudo.com/voter_turnout_2012.cfm

QuoteVoter Suppression: Clearly, the raw number of votes nationally is way down from where it was in 2008. For months the mainstream media clearly communicated a message with ONE voice, that Barack Obama was likely to win reelection, Mitt Romney was a weakened candidate that was damaged in the primary process and further weakened when Obama attacked him with tens of millions of negative ads on TV and Romney stood no chance of getting elected. That millions of potential Republican voters, that vote for McCain in 2008 while far less enthused about doing so, did not turn out to vote for Romney in 2012 clearly proves the voter suppression campaign waged by the mainstream media and to some extent by the Democrat Party, worked quite well.

While the overall strategy was voter suppression, it is clear from viewing these stats that boosting the turnout in key swing states (the ones in yellow above) was taking place as well. Without further or more detailed proof, there is objectively two ways to increase voter turnout on the side of those supporting Obama, as it clearly did happen in some key swing states: either get more real people out to vote who will vote for Obama, or stuff the ballot boxes and engage in a variety of vote fraud and vote scamming methods. Odds are quite likely, to maximize their odds of succeeding in getting President Obama elected, that they engaged in all of the above to make it happen. Other information presented on this web site is gradually building the case that the margin of voter fraud exceeds any real margin by which this race was won by Obama. It is beginning to appear that the likely Romney victory, even it was to be close, that many believed was going to happen was actually going to happen if it was reversed with vote fraud.

A triumph of the Paranoid Style.

So if voter suppression was the reason why Romney got less votes than McCain, how does he explain 2012 Obama getting almost 6 million less votes than 2008 Obama?

Turnout was roughly even in swing states, down in most other states. (http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/11/12/turnout-steady-in-swing-states-and-down-in-others-but-many-votes-remain-uncounted/)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on November 20, 2012, 06:41:11 PM
Apparently, Chambers is also a welsher (http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/13/1161290/-Dean-Chambers-Has-Reneged"). Little did I know that lawyers get to arrest people.

QuoteI consulted with my lawyer and confirmed that the bet we made is indeed legal. When I told Dean this, he countered that (a) he also had a lawyer, (b) he had advised Dean that the bet is illegal, and (c) she would arrest me if I tried to collect my winnings. (You read that correctly. Evidently, Dean's lawyer had a sex change operation in the middle of our exchange.)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 21, 2012, 11:42:44 AM
It looks like we're punting a decision on WalMart's charge until after Black Friday. (http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/11/21/us-walmart-protests-idUSBRE8AK01320121121?feedType=RSS&feedName=businessNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FbusinessNews+%28Business+News%29)

Enjoy the holiday, folks, just keep in mind the people who won't be able to.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on November 22, 2012, 07:09:00 AM
I feel much safer now. (http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2012/11/17/TSA-No-gravy-cranberry-sauce-on-planes/UPI-57211353184603/#axzz2CxKPoQXJ) But what if one puts more than 3.4 oz of maple syrup into a pie or cake? Didn't think of that one, did you?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 27, 2012, 12:23:59 PM
One last chance for Mitt to still win!!!

http://www.idahostatesman.com/2012/11/27/2360565/lawmaker-shares-last-chance-idea.html
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Eli on November 27, 2012, 12:49:40 PM
Mitt Romney is down to 47 percent in the popular vote which is NOT ironic (cc: CT), but it's ... something.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 27, 2012, 12:53:16 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 27, 2012, 12:23:59 PM
One last chance for Mitt to still win!!!

http://www.idahostatesman.com/2012/11/27/2360565/lawmaker-shares-last-chance-idea.html

QuoteShe said, "I think it is very, very sad that we elected our current president, because he is definitely not following (the) Constitution...."

That "(the)" seems like a charitable interpolation on the editor's part.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 28, 2012, 08:29:59 AM
TRADER (http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/revenge-of-the-reality-based-community/)!!!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on November 28, 2012, 09:28:53 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 28, 2012, 08:29:59 AM
TRADER (http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/revenge-of-the-reality-based-community/)!!!

Thank you for this.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 29, 2012, 08:25:53 AM
Mel Reynolds? Really, CT?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 29, 2012, 03:31:48 PM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/1xms0.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on December 04, 2012, 10:44:52 AM
Congress in general, and Dan Burton in particular are terrible.


http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevensalzberg/2012/12/03/congress-holds-an-anti-vaccination-hearing/
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: BH on December 04, 2012, 10:51:07 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 04, 2012, 10:44:52 AM
Congress in general, and Dan Burton in particular are terrible.


http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevensalzberg/2012/12/03/congress-holds-an-anti-vaccination-hearing/

Science is stupid, Jenny Mccarthy's poor kid got the autism from vaccines.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:34:45 PM
Also, Monty Burns explains the fiscal cliff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c91usT4P1u0
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 06, 2012, 09:49:43 AM
DPD, but South Carolina's going to need a new Senator soon, Bort:

QuoteSen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), one of the most prominent conservative voices on Capitol Hill, will leave the Senate to run the Heritage Foundation.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323501404578161613763222762.html?mod=wsj_share_tweet
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: BH on December 06, 2012, 12:58:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Part of the reason I didn't want CT knowing I was having a child.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on December 06, 2012, 01:09:27 PM
Quote from: BH on December 06, 2012, 12:58:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Part of the reason I didn't want CT knowing I was having a child.
+1
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on December 06, 2012, 01:10:21 PM
Quote from: BH on December 06, 2012, 12:58:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Part of the reason I didn't want CT knowing I was having a child.

WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR VACCINES FOR DISEASES MY KIDS NEVER EVEN GET?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 01:39:38 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on December 06, 2012, 02:04:08 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 01:39:38 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

It's a retro thing.  Don't you guys miss the days when people regularly contracted the measles and whooping cough?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenPho on December 06, 2012, 03:43:00 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 01:39:38 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

We had a lady stop us in the grocery store when my wife was about 8 months pregnant with our first, telling us how her grandson got autism because of the MMR vaccine.

Despite being armed with hundreds of witty responses, we just walked away.

People, man. How do they work?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 03:48:14 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 06, 2012, 03:43:00 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 01:39:38 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

We had a lady stop us in the grocery store when my wife was about 8 months pregnant with our first, telling us how her grandson got autism because of the MMR vaccine.

Despite being armed with hundreds of witty responses, we just walked away.

People, man. How do they work?

The best advice I have for other people and their kids is to mind my own fucking business.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on December 06, 2012, 03:49:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 03:48:14 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 06, 2012, 03:43:00 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 01:39:38 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

We had a lady stop us in the grocery store when my wife was about 8 months pregnant with our first, telling us how her grandson got autism because of the MMR vaccine.

Despite being armed with hundreds of witty responses, we just walked away.

People, man. How do they work?

The best advice I have for other people and their kids is to mind my own fucking business.

Tell me about it.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenPho on December 06, 2012, 03:51:00 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 03:49:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 03:48:14 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 06, 2012, 03:43:00 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 01:39:38 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

We had a lady stop us in the grocery store when my wife was about 8 months pregnant with our first, telling us how her grandson got autism because of the MMR vaccine.

Despite being armed with hundreds of witty responses, we just walked away.

People, man. How do they work?

The best advice I have for other people and their kids is to mind my own fucking business.

Tell me about it.

I don't think he wants to.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on December 06, 2012, 04:17:13 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 06, 2012, 03:51:00 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 03:49:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 03:48:14 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 06, 2012, 03:43:00 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 01:39:38 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

We had a lady stop us in the grocery store when my wife was about 8 months pregnant with our first, telling us how her grandson got autism because of the MMR vaccine.

Despite being armed with hundreds of witty responses, we just walked away.

People, man. How do they work?

The best advice I have for other people and their kids is to mind my own fucking business.

Tell me about it.

I don't think he wants to.

Thanks, Chork.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on December 06, 2012, 04:38:53 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 03:48:14 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 06, 2012, 03:43:00 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 06, 2012, 01:39:38 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

We had a lady stop us in the grocery store when my wife was about 8 months pregnant with our first, telling us how her grandson got autism because of the MMR vaccine.

Despite being armed with hundreds of witty responses, we just walked away.

People, man. How do they work?

The best advice I have for other people and their kids is to mind my own fucking business.

True, but the one exception is the vaccine issue. You not getting your kid vaccinated can fuck my kid up, which means I want to murder parents who don't get their kids vaccinated.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 06, 2012, 05:06:26 PM
THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 06, 2012, 05:06:26 PM
THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

If there's one thing hipsters love more than a fixed gear bike or boutique moustache wax, it's a government-issue immunization schedule.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 06, 2012, 06:38:32 PM
That Congressional hearing was stupid.  Prior to that comedy of errors, the only people I've heard this anti-vaccine stuff from were Obamadongchugging homolib taxocrats.  One in particular: My neighbor is constantly running through the conspiracy-theory truth on deadly vaccines when she's not telling me about her plans for a true water birth, her chilling hatred and fear of epidurals, and her almost-militant and nearly-abortion-clinic-bombing-level opposition to circumcision.  She and her husband seem to have a polyamorous marriage thing going, so at least there are amusing stories about their crushes in between the crazy.

The point is, I'm glad I know never to have kids ever.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 06, 2012, 06:42:36 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 06, 2012, 05:06:26 PM
THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

If there's one thing hipsters love more than a fixed gear bike or boutique moustache wax, it's a government-issue immunization schedule.

DPD, for TRUTH
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on December 06, 2012, 06:44:59 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 06, 2012, 06:42:36 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 06, 2012, 05:06:26 PM
THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

If there's one thing hipsters love more than a fixed gear bike or boutique moustache wax, it's a government-issue immunization schedule.

DPD, for TRUTH

Good old fixies.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 06, 2012, 06:42:36 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 06, 2012, 05:06:26 PM
THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

If there's one thing hipsters love more than a fixed gear bike or boutique moustache wax, it's a government-issue immunization schedule.

DPD, for TRUTH

I figured that was implied in my setup.

Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 06, 2012, 06:38:32 PM
... and her almost-militant and nearly-abortion-clinic-bombing-level opposition to circumcision...

You had Wheezer at "intactivism".
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 06, 2012, 07:20:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 06:44:59 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 06, 2012, 06:42:36 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 06, 2012, 05:06:26 PM
THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

If there's one thing hipsters love more than a fixed gear bike or boutique moustache wax, it's a government-issue immunization schedule.

DPD, for TRUTH

Good old fixies.

With no brakes.  Brakes are for squares.  Learn how to stop the cool way, or don't ride.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 09:36:50 PM
Mitch McConnell, ladies and gentlemen.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 09:56:25 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 06, 2012, 06:42:36 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 06, 2012, 05:06:26 PM
THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

If there's one thing hipsters love more than a fixed gear bike or boutique moustache wax, it's a government-issue immunization schedule.

DPD, for TRUTH

I figured that was implied in my setup.

Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 06, 2012, 06:38:32 PM
... and her almost-militant and nearly-abortion-clinic-bombing-level opposition to circumcision...

You had Wheezer at "intactivism".

(http://flatrock.org.nz/static/frontpage/13c_nixon.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:11:49 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

If you're not up to ruthlessly quizzing and then mocking them about their knowledge of immunology (ammo (http://www.who.int/immunization/documents/Elsevier_Vaccine_immunology.pdf), PDF), I recommend a retort something along the lines of "I think Bettelheim was on to something, but it's a shame he didn't appreciate the seminal work of Sikorsky" and walking away.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on December 07, 2012, 12:30:35 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 09:36:50 PM
Mitch McConnell, ladies and gentlemen.

Butthurt: Achieved.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 11, 2012, 07:54:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

I gained a lot of respect for Bob Costas.  I hope that Fox News has encouraged him to speak out again.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Oleg on December 12, 2012, 08:18:05 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

Hooray!  More guns in the streets.  I'll feel soooo much safer.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Eli on December 12, 2012, 08:27:27 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Don't politicize a tragedy.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 12, 2012, 09:04:00 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

It's harder to get a drivers license than a gun license in America.

Because cars are dangerous.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Tonker on December 12, 2012, 10:23:47 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 12, 2012, 08:18:05 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

Hooray!  More guns in the streets.  I'll feel soooo much safer.

Oleg, old chum... if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

(http://affotd.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/the_big_gun.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenPho on December 12, 2012, 10:28:59 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 12, 2012, 10:23:47 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 12, 2012, 08:18:05 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

Hooray!  More guns in the streets.  I'll feel soooo much safer.

Oleg, old chum... if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

(http://affotd.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/the_big_gun.jpg)

Intrepid Readers: Fork and Morph

"That's an actual photo of Oleg, holding a normal sized gun."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 12, 2012, 10:58:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 12, 2012, 10:58:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Slaky on December 12, 2012, 11:05:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 12, 2012, 10:58:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

In case there are minorities around.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: BH on December 12, 2012, 11:48:18 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 12, 2012, 11:05:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 12, 2012, 10:58:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

In case there are minorities around.

On FB the concensus is that people will stop killing innocent people because the bad guys will have some fear of getting shot. Those comments from people i know are in posts about drive by shootings, increase in violence in Chicago, or the shooting last night in Oregon. Which make no sense to me.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 12:02:37 PM
Quote from: BH on December 12, 2012, 11:48:18 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 12, 2012, 11:05:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 12, 2012, 10:58:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

In case there are minorities around.

On FB the concensus is that people will stop killing innocent people because the bad guys will have some fear of getting shot. Those comments from people i know are in posts about drive by shootings, increase in violence in Chicago, or the shooting last night in Oregon. Which make no sense to me.

I've encountered a fair amount of that myself from fuckfaces in Buttpuddle. People want to puff their chest out and pretend to be some kind of tough guy because they carry a weapon. I think most of them suffer from micropenis syndrome. The rest from microintelligence syndrome.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 12, 2012, 12:11:07 PM
Quote from: BH on December 12, 2012, 11:48:18 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 12, 2012, 11:05:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 12, 2012, 10:58:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

In case there are minorities around.

On FB the concensus is that people will stop killing innocent people because the bad guys will have some fear of getting shot. Those comments from people i know are in posts about drive by shootings, increase in violence in Chicago, or the shooting last night in Oregon. Which make no sense to me.

If only concealed carry had been legal in Oregon or Colorado...
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on December 12, 2012, 12:20:06 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 12, 2012, 10:58:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

Well an unloaded pistol is pretty much just a paper weight.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 12, 2012, 12:42:36 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 12, 2012, 12:20:06 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 12, 2012, 10:58:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

Well an unloaded pistol is pretty much just a paper weight.

And the King of England ain't gonna wait for you to load a magazine.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenPho on December 12, 2012, 12:45:53 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 12:02:37 PM
Quote from: BH on December 12, 2012, 11:48:18 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 12, 2012, 11:05:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 12, 2012, 10:58:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 10:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2012, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this (http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html).

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

In case there are minorities around.

On FB the concensus is that people will stop killing innocent people because the bad guys will have some fear of getting shot. Those comments from people i know are in posts about drive by shootings, increase in violence in Chicago, or the shooting last night in Oregon. Which make no sense to me.

I've encountered a fair amount of that myself from fuckfaces in Buttpuddle. People want to puff their chest out and pretend to be some kind of tough guy because they carry a weapon. I think most of them suffer from micropenis syndrome. The rest from microintelligence syndrome.

What could go wrong?

(http://thesportsreportgirl.com/BLOG%20PICS/plax%20w-%20gun.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on December 12, 2012, 02:01:21 PM
You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 12, 2012, 02:01:21 PM
You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.

Guns, like giant spoilers on small cars indicate the owner is compensating for something, such as a tiny little dick. If you think chicks don't know this by now, you're getting blinded by your bangs again. 
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on December 12, 2012, 03:13:43 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 12, 2012, 02:01:21 PM
You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.

Guns, like giant spoilers on small cars indicate the owner is compensating for something, such as a tiny little dick. If you think chicks don't know this by now, you're getting blinded by your bangs again. 

I'm just going to start typing things in green font.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on December 12, 2012, 03:16:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 12, 2012, 02:01:21 PM
You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.

Guns, like giant spoilers on small cars indicate the owner is compensating for something, such as a tiny little dick. If you think chicks don't know this by now, you're getting blinded by your bangs again.

I feel like somebody in this conversation is quoting Fro Dog but I'm not sure who it is.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenPho on December 12, 2012, 03:20:53 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 12, 2012, 03:16:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 12, 2012, 02:01:21 PM
You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.

Guns, like giant spoilers on small cars indicate the owner is compensating for something, such as a tiny little dick. If you think chicks don't know this by now, you're getting blinded by your bangs again.

I feel like somebody in this conversation is quoting Fro Dog but I'm not sure who it is.

Probably Eli. 
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 03:24:59 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 12, 2012, 03:20:53 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 12, 2012, 03:16:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 12, 2012, 02:01:21 PM
You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.

Guns, like giant spoilers on small cars indicate the owner is compensating for something, such as a tiny little dick. If you think chicks don't know this by now, you're getting blinded by your bangs again.

I feel like somebody in this conversation is quoting Fro Dog but I'm not sure who it is.

Probably Eli. 

I knew SKO was joking.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 12, 2012, 05:12:05 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 03:24:59 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 12, 2012, 03:20:53 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 12, 2012, 03:16:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 12, 2012, 02:01:21 PM
You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.

Guns, like giant spoilers on small cars indicate the owner is compensating for something, such as a tiny little dick. If you think chicks don't know this by now, you're getting blinded by your bangs again.

I feel like somebody in this conversation is quoting Fro Dog but I'm not sure who it is.

Probably Eli. 

I knew SKO was joking.

I'd actually think that most of the huge black dudes that play professional sports and also carry guns have huge cocks.  What are they compensating for in that case?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 05:38:39 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 12, 2012, 05:12:05 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 03:24:59 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 12, 2012, 03:20:53 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 12, 2012, 03:16:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 12, 2012, 02:01:21 PM
You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.

Guns, like giant spoilers on small cars indicate the owner is compensating for something, such as a tiny little dick. If you think chicks don't know this by now, you're getting blinded by your bangs again.

I feel like somebody in this conversation is quoting Fro Dog but I'm not sure who it is.

Probably Eli. 

I knew SKO was joking.

I'd actually think that most of the huge black dudes that play professional sports and also carry guns have huge cocks.  What are they compensating for in that case?

STDs.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 13, 2012, 08:00:21 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 12, 2012, 05:12:05 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 03:24:59 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 12, 2012, 03:20:53 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 12, 2012, 03:16:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 12, 2012, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 12, 2012, 02:01:21 PM
You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.

Guns, like giant spoilers on small cars indicate the owner is compensating for something, such as a tiny little dick. If you think chicks don't know this by now, you're getting blinded by your bangs again.

I feel like somebody in this conversation is quoting Fro Dog but I'm not sure who it is.

Probably Eli. 

I knew SKO was joking.

I'd actually think that most of the huge black dudes that play professional sports and also carry guns have huge cocks.  What are they compensating for in that case?

Unless they're Plaxico Burress, and they blew half their cock off.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 12:27:13 PM
This is literally "Butthurt".


http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Jerry-Brown-treated-for-prostate-cancer-4113018.php

Prostate cancer is a bitch.  Because we are living longer, more of us than in previous years are susceptible to developing it.  Hopefully, in Brown's case they are telling the truth about his prognosis.  GET YOUR CHECK UPS and don't be persuaded to forego PSA tests.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 13, 2012, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 12:27:13 PM
GET YOUR CHECK UPS and don't be persuaded to forego PSA tests.

I don't think anyone is trying to "persuade" anyone to skip PSA testing. The USPSTF guidelines (http://www.uspreventiveservicestaskforce.org/prostatecancerscreening.htm) that have caused so much fuss simply recommend informed consent over routine screening. It's not as bad as the situation with mammography (which the Komen Foundation vastly overrates by silent invocation of lead-time bias), as the test itself carries almost no risk. Biopsies, however, carry risk. Treatment carries serious risk and uncertain benefit. Harms from overdiagnosis are real, and this is something that it can be hard to convey to the general public.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 05:14:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 13, 2012, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 12:27:13 PM
GET YOUR CHECK UPS and don't be persuaded to forego PSA tests.

I don't think anyone is trying to "persuade" anyone to skip PSA testing. The USPSTF guidelines (http://www.uspreventiveservicestaskforce.org/prostatecancerscreening.htm) that have caused so much fuss simply recommend informed consent over routine screening. It's not as bad as the situation with mammography (which the Komen Foundation vastly overrates by silent invocation of lead-time bias), as the test itself carries almost no risk. Biopsies, however, carry risk. Treatment carries serious risk and uncertain benefit. Harms from overdiagnosis are real, and this is something that it can be hard to convey to the general public.


What this means in actual practice is that doctors tell their patients that they do not advise routine screening, and that that a high PSA doesn't necessarily indicate cancer, and may even reflect lab error. Please believe me, doctors, including urologists, actively attempt to discourage patients from getting tested, and are not advising it for men in appropriate age groups, even those with a family history of prostate cancer. 
"We encourage clinicians to consider this evidence and not screen their patients with a PSA test unless the individual being screened understands what is known about PSA screening and makes the personal decision that even a small possibility of benefit outweighs the known risk of harms."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 13, 2012, 06:27:03 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 05:14:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 13, 2012, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 12:27:13 PM
GET YOUR CHECK UPS and don't be persuaded to forego PSA tests.

I don't think anyone is trying to "persuade" anyone to skip PSA testing. The USPSTF guidelines (http://www.uspreventiveservicestaskforce.org/prostatecancerscreening.htm) that have caused so much fuss simply recommend informed consent over routine screening. It's not as bad as the situation with mammography (which the Komen Foundation vastly overrates by silent invocation of lead-time bias), as the test itself carries almost no risk. Biopsies, however, carry risk. Treatment carries serious risk and uncertain benefit. Harms from overdiagnosis are real, and this is something that it can be hard to convey to the general public.

What this means in actual practice is that doctors tell their patients that they do not advise routine screening, and that that a high PSA doesn't necessarily indicate cancer, and may even reflect lab error. Please believe me, doctors, including urologists, actively attempt to discourage patients from getting tested, and are not advising it for men in appropriate age groups, even those with a family history of prostate cancer. 
"We encourage clinicians to consider this evidence and not screen their patients with a PSA test unless the individual being screened understands what is known about PSA screening and makes the personal decision that even a small possibility of benefit outweighs the known risk of harms."

This doesn't, of itself, mean anything in actual practice. Moreover, a low PSA doesn't indicate absence of cancer, and at certain ages, you're going to find 80% prevalence on autopsy anyway. We're not talking about PSAs over 10 ng/ml here. Once again, overdiagnosis has harms. As with mammographic screening, when you actively look for something, you're quite likely to find a hell of a lot of it (e.g., ductal carcinoma in situ). This doesn't readily translate to outcomes.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 08:28:20 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 13, 2012, 06:27:03 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 05:14:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 13, 2012, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 12:27:13 PM
GET YOUR CHECK UPS and don't be persuaded to forego PSA tests.

I don't think anyone is trying to "persuade" anyone to skip PSA testing. The USPSTF guidelines (http://www.uspreventiveservicestaskforce.org/prostatecancerscreening.htm) that have caused so much fuss simply recommend informed consent over routine screening. It's not as bad as the situation with mammography (which the Komen Foundation vastly overrates by silent invocation of lead-time bias), as the test itself carries almost no risk. Biopsies, however, carry risk. Treatment carries serious risk and uncertain benefit. Harms from overdiagnosis are real, and this is something that it can be hard to convey to the general public.

What this means in actual practice is that doctors tell their patients that they do not advise routine screening, and that that a high PSA doesn't necessarily indicate cancer, and may even reflect lab error. Please believe me, doctors, including urologists, actively attempt to discourage patients from getting tested, and are not advising it for men in appropriate age groups, even those with a family history of prostate cancer. 
"We encourage clinicians to consider this evidence and not screen their patients with a PSA test unless the individual being screened understands what is known about PSA screening and makes the personal decision that even a small possibility of benefit outweighs the known risk of harms."

This doesn't, of itself, mean anything in actual practice. Moreover, a low PSA doesn't indicate absence of cancer, and at certain ages, you're going to find 80% prevalence on autopsy anyway. We're not talking about PSAs over 10 ng/ml here. Once again, overdiagnosis has harms. As with mammographic screening, when you actively look for something, you're quite likely to find a hell of a lot of it (e.g., ductal carcinoma in situ). This doesn't readily translate to outcomes.

Everything you say is correct, except that practitioners are in fact discouraging men from getting their PSA tested.  False negatives are not the issue here.  They are concerned with false positives leading to unnecessary treatment.  A high PSA isn't  tantamount to a diagnosis of prostate cancer.  There can be many reasons that one's PSA level is higher than "normal".  One of which is that the individual recently ejaculated.  Another reason is that the person has an infection.  Or that he has an enlarged prostate.  These last two are good things to know, because the man may want to have those things treated.  Enlarged prostates and prostate infections are more common than prostate cancer, and if one learns from a PSA test that he has elevated levels, additional exams are available to determine what is going on.  (DRE and white blood cell test, for example)  To me it is irresponsible for the medical profession to advocate keeping individuals in the dark about their health conditions.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 13, 2012, 09:00:05 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 08:28:20 PM
Everything you say is correct, except that practitioners are in fact discouraging men from getting their PSA tested. False negatives are not the issue here. They are concerned with false positives leading to unnecessary treatment. A high PSA isn't tantamount to a diagnosis of prostate cancer. There can be many reasons that one's PSA level is higher than "normal". One of which is that the individual recently ejaculated. Another reason is that the person has an infection. Or that he has an enlarged prostate.  These last two are good things to know, because the man may want to have those things treated.  Enlarged prostates and prostate infections are more common than prostate cancer, and if one learns from a PSA test that he has elevated levels, additional exams are available to determine what is going on. (DRE and white blood cell test, for example) To me it is irresponsible for the medical profession to advocate keeping individuals in the dark about their health conditions.

It's not even false positives. Once an actual cancer is found, the "compulsion to treat" kicks in. One is stuck with the fact that most patients are completely unable to competently evaluate the evidence on the subject. Clinical guidelines are based on overall outcomes. If you have to screen 1068 and treat 48, with significant individual risk associated with the treatment, to prevent a single death due to prostate cancer (here (http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa0810084)), what do you imagine the guidelines for practice would be? All medical interventions hinge on a risk-benefit analysis. PSA numbers do not shine a great deal of light, particularly as received by most individuals.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 11:53:38 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 13, 2012, 09:00:05 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 08:28:20 PM
Everything you say is correct, except that practitioners are in fact discouraging men from getting their PSA tested. False negatives are not the issue here. They are concerned with false positives leading to unnecessary treatment. A high PSA isn't tantamount to a diagnosis of prostate cancer. There can be many reasons that one's PSA level is higher than "normal". One of which is that the individual recently ejaculated. Another reason is that the person has an infection. Or that he has an enlarged prostate.  These last two are good things to know, because the man may want to have those things treated.  Enlarged prostates and prostate infections are more common than prostate cancer, and if one learns from a PSA test that he has elevated levels, additional exams are available to determine what is going on. (DRE and white blood cell test, for example) To me it is irresponsible for the medical profession to advocate keeping individuals in the dark about their health conditions.

It's not even false positives. Once an actual cancer is found, the "compulsion to treat" kicks in. One is stuck with the fact that most patients are completely unable to competently evaluate the evidence on the subject. Clinical guidelines are based on overall outcomes. If you have to screen 1068 and treat 48, with significant individual risk associated with the treatment, to prevent a single death due to prostate cancer (here (http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa0810084)), what do you imagine the guidelines for practice would be? All medical interventions hinge on a risk-benefit analysis. PSA numbers do not shine a great deal of light, particularly as received by most individuals.


There is a certain familiar ring to that, but that ain't the way I heard it.   "If they'd rather die, then they had better do it and decrease the surplus population"
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 12:24:49 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 11:53:38 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 13, 2012, 09:00:05 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 08:28:20 PM
Everything you say is correct, except that practitioners are in fact discouraging men from getting their PSA tested. False negatives are not the issue here. They are concerned with false positives leading to unnecessary treatment. A high PSA isn't tantamount to a diagnosis of prostate cancer. There can be many reasons that one's PSA level is higher than "normal". One of which is that the individual recently ejaculated. Another reason is that the person has an infection. Or that he has an enlarged prostate.  These last two are good things to know, because the man may want to have those things treated.  Enlarged prostates and prostate infections are more common than prostate cancer, and if one learns from a PSA test that he has elevated levels, additional exams are available to determine what is going on. (DRE and white blood cell test, for example) To me it is irresponsible for the medical profession to advocate keeping individuals in the dark about their health conditions.

It's not even false positives. Once an actual cancer is found, the "compulsion to treat" kicks in. One is stuck with the fact that most patients are completely unable to competently evaluate the evidence on the subject. Clinical guidelines are based on overall outcomes. If you have to screen 1068 and treat 48, with significant individual risk associated with the treatment, to prevent a single death due to prostate cancer (here (http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa0810084)), what do you imagine the guidelines for practice would be? All medical interventions hinge on a risk-benefit analysis. PSA numbers do not shine a great deal of light, particularly as received by most individuals.


There is a certain familiar ring to that, but that ain't the way I heard it. "If they'd rather die, then they had better do it and decrease the surplus population"

No, Stew. I repeat: All medical interventions hinge on a risk-benefit analysis. It is impossible to sensibly establish clinical guidelines regarding a screening protocol without asking whether the screening in fact may cause more overall harm than benefit. It is indeed impersonal, aside from the identification of clear risk factors. If you're going to advocate for universal PSA screening, then you also have to figure out a way to universally bang a large amount of highly technical information into people's heads. Testing itself is not a viable choke point.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 14, 2012, 01:35:42 AM
We get it, Wheezer. You want to kill off Stew and the rest of his age cohort and burn their bones to heat your coke ovens.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 02:03:13 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 14, 2012, 01:35:42 AM
We get it, Wheezer. You want to kill off Stew and the rest of his age cohort and burn their bones to heat your coke ovens.

Given the racial disparity in serious complications (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21944136) following prostate biopsy, you tell me who's targeting whom.

More screenings mean more biopsies mean more complications (http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838%2812%2900173-X/fulltext"). This is not sensibly in dispute.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 02:03:13 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 14, 2012, 01:35:42 AM
We get it, Wheezer. You want to kill off Stew and the rest of his age cohort and burn their bones to heat your coke ovens.

Given the racial disparity in serious complications (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21944136) following prostate biopsy, you tell me who's targeting whom.

More screenings mean more biopsies mean more complications (http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838%2812%2900173-X/fulltext"). This is not sensibly in dispute.


This discussion has changed from whether or not medical practitioners are attempting to discourage men from getting their PSA tested to whether there is good reason for doing so.  You assume that a man who learns that his PSA has gone from 2.0 to 6.0 in a year is going to demand a biopsy.  That is doubtful.  The next logical step is a DRE, not a biopsy.  All I am arguing is that we deserve to know if there is a potential issue that may involve cancer or some less serious condition, and to be given information to help us decide the best course of action.  That may also include "watchful waiting".  Cutting down on the number of PSA tests will surely lessen the number of biopsies, but it will increase the number of deaths from cancer.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 14, 2012, 01:18:58 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 06:02:52 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 02:03:13 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 14, 2012, 01:35:42 AM
We get it, Wheezer. You want to kill off Stew and the rest of his age cohort and burn their bones to heat your coke ovens.

Given the racial disparity in serious complications (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21944136) following prostate biopsy, you tell me who's targeting whom.

More screenings mean more biopsies mean more complications (http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838%2812%2900173-X/fulltext"). This is not sensibly in dispute.

This discussion has changed from whether or not medical practitioners are attempting to discourage men from getting their PSA tested to whether there is good reason for doing so.

No. This thesis was merely insinuated in your original exhortation.

Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AM
You assume that a man who learns that his PSA has gone from 2.0 to 6.0 in a year is going to demand a biopsy. That is doubtful.

This is a straw man of the first water.

Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AMThe next logical step is a DRE, not a biopsy. All I am arguing is that we deserve to know if there is a potential issue that may involve cancer or some less serious condition, ...

The notion that PSA testing gets some sort of slipstream boost as a detection mechanism for prostatitis is similarly absurd.

Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AM... and to be given information to help us decide the best course of action. That may also include "watchful waiting". Cutting down on the number of PSA tests will surely lessen the number of biopsies, but it will increase the number of deaths from cancer.

"Deaths from cancer" is not the only endpoint. PSA testing has a low signal-to-noise ratio. You have singled out this "source of information" as more important than the information suggesting that, overall, the real-world harms that ensue directly from screening may well outweigh the risks. It is not reasonable to declare that the average patient will magically acquire the ability to evaluate this based  on nothing more than your own self-appraisal.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 06:12:44 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 06:02:52 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 02:03:13 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 14, 2012, 01:35:42 AM
We get it, Wheezer. You want to kill off Stew and the rest of his age cohort and burn their bones to heat your coke ovens.

Given the racial disparity in serious complications (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21944136) following prostate biopsy, you tell me who's targeting whom.

More screenings mean more biopsies mean more complications (http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838%2812%2900173-X/fulltext"). This is not sensibly in dispute.

This discussion has changed from whether or not medical practitioners are attempting to discourage men from getting their PSA tested to whether there is good reason for doing so.

No. This thesis was merely insinuated in your original exhortation.

Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AM
You assume that a man who learns that his PSA has gone from 2.0 to 6.0 in a year is going to demand a biopsy. That is doubtful.

This is a straw man of the first water.

Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AMThe next logical step is a DRE, not a biopsy. All I am arguing is that we deserve to know if there is a potential issue that may involve cancer or some less serious condition, ...

The notion that PSA testing gets some sort of slipstream boost as a detection mechanism for prostatitis is similarly absurd.

Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AM... and to be given information to help us decide the best course of action. That may also include "watchful waiting". Cutting down on the number of PSA tests will surely lessen the number of biopsies, but it will increase the number of deaths from cancer.

"Deaths from cancer" is not the only endpoint. PSA testing has a low signal-to-noise ratio. You have singled out this "source of information" as more important than the information suggesting that, overall, the real-world harms that ensue directly from screening may well outweigh the risks. It is not reasonable to declare that the average patient will magically acquire the ability to evaluate this based  on nothing more than your own self-appraisal.


   Have you any close relatives who have had prostate cancer?  Have you ever had a PSA test?  If not, will you ever have one?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on December 14, 2012, 06:19:54 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 06:12:44 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 06:02:52 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 02:03:13 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 14, 2012, 01:35:42 AM
We get it, Wheezer. You want to kill off Stew and the rest of his age cohort and burn their bones to heat your coke ovens.

Given the racial disparity in serious complications (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21944136) following prostate biopsy, you tell me who's targeting whom.

More screenings mean more biopsies mean more complications (http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838%2812%2900173-X/fulltext"). This is not sensibly in dispute.

This discussion has changed from whether or not medical practitioners are attempting to discourage men from getting their PSA tested to whether there is good reason for doing so.

No. This thesis was merely insinuated in your original exhortation.

Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AM
You assume that a man who learns that his PSA has gone from 2.0 to 6.0 in a year is going to demand a biopsy. That is doubtful.

This is a straw man of the first water.

Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AMThe next logical step is a DRE, not a biopsy. All I am arguing is that we deserve to know if there is a potential issue that may involve cancer or some less serious condition, ...

The notion that PSA testing gets some sort of slipstream boost as a detection mechanism for prostatitis is similarly absurd.

Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 09:26:21 AM... and to be given information to help us decide the best course of action. That may also include "watchful waiting". Cutting down on the number of PSA tests will surely lessen the number of biopsies, but it will increase the number of deaths from cancer.

"Deaths from cancer" is not the only endpoint. PSA testing has a low signal-to-noise ratio. You have singled out this "source of information" as more important than the information suggesting that, overall, the real-world harms that ensue directly from screening may well outweigh the risks. It is not reasonable to declare that the average patient will magically acquire the ability to evaluate this based  on nothing more than your own self-appraisal.


   Have you any close relatives who have had prostate cancer?  Have you ever had a PSA test?  If not, will you ever have one?

Not a real one.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 07:45:09 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 06:12:44 PM
Have you any close relatives who have had prostate cancer? Have you ever had a PSA test? If not, will you ever have one?

1. No, not to my knowledge. My mother has HER2+ metastatic breast cancer (which, as these things go, could be worse), and I lost my best friend far too early, and before he was able even to see his second child, to metastatic colon cancer. I'm not trying to minimize things.

2. No, but I don't think I've reached the age bracket.

3. On the off chance that I manage to secure insurance rather than simply jumping off a bridge, if my physician suggests that it's warranted, sure.

Stew, the question is what is generalizable. In this case, the evidence for universal screening simply isn't good.

[Edit.--Oh, and there's a good, non-self-diagnosed, chance that I have Gardner syndrome, but a colonoscopy is out of the question at the moment. So goes anecdote, as immediate or distant as it may be.]
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 14, 2012, 09:13:43 PM
Damn I still love this place.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on December 14, 2012, 10:37:34 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 14, 2012, 09:13:43 PM
Damn I still love this place.

I've learned about things that I'm surprised I had that much interest in.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 10:50:44 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 07:45:09 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 06:12:44 PM
Have you any close relatives who have had prostate cancer? Have you ever had a PSA test? If not, will you ever have one?

1. No, not to my knowledge. My mother has HER2+ metastatic breast cancer (which, as these things go, could be worse), and I lost my best friend far too early, and before he was able even to see his second child, to metastatic colon cancer. I'm not trying to minimize things.

2. No, but I don't think I've reached the age bracket.

3. On the off chance that I manage to secure insurance rather than simply jumping off a bridge, if my physician suggests that it's warranted, sure.

Stew, the question is what is generalizable. In this case, the evidence for universal screening simply isn't good.

[Edit.--Oh, and there's a good, non-self-diagnosed, chance that I have Gardner syndrome, but a colonoscopy is out of the question at the moment. So goes anecdote, as immediate or distant as it may be.]


I hate cancer.  Medical science has lengthened our lives to the point where it is one of the last things that can kill us.  From what I have seen it is a really shitty way to go.  I met a doctor years ago who drank like a fish, smoked like a chimney and ate all of the things that common sense tells us to avoid.  When I thought that I knew him well enough I asked him why, since he was a doctor, he chose a life style that was so unhealthy?  He said because he was a doctor.  He had seen enough suffering and when it was his turn he wanted to go out with a bang.  No lingering.  No suffering.  Just the big one and out.  And he was going to enjoy life on the way there.  But I am not that brave.  
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on December 14, 2012, 11:00:37 PM
QuoteFrom what I have seen it is a really shitty way to go.

This.

Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 11:24:52 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 10:50:44 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 07:45:09 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 06:12:44 PM
Have you any close relatives who have had prostate cancer? Have you ever had a PSA test? If not, will you ever have one?

1. No, not to my knowledge. My mother has HER2+ metastatic breast cancer (which, as these things go, could be worse), and I lost my best friend far too early, and before he was able even to see his second child, to metastatic colon cancer. I'm not trying to minimize things.

2. No, but I don't think I've reached the age bracket.

3. On the off chance that I manage to secure insurance rather than simply jumping off a bridge, if my physician suggests that it's warranted, sure.

Stew, the question is what is generalizable. In this case, the evidence for universal screening simply isn't good.

[Edit.--Oh, and there's a good, non-self-diagnosed, chance that I have Gardner syndrome, but a colonoscopy is out of the question at the moment. So goes anecdote, as immediate or distant as it may be.]


I hate cancer. Medical science has lengthened our lives to the point where it is one of the last things that can kill us. From what I have seen it is a really shitty way to go. I met a doctor years ago who drank like a fish, smoked like a chimney and ate all of the things that common sense tells us to avoid. When I thought that I knew him well enough I asked him why, since he was a doctor, he chose a life style that was so unhealthy? He said because he was a doctor. He had seen enough suffering and when it was his turn he wanted to go out with a bang. No lingering. No suffering. Just the big one and out. And he was going to enjoy life on the way there. But I am not that brave.  

Stew, this is either simply contradictory or an argument for assisted suicide. We're talking about the risk-benefit balance in PSA testing, right? This doesn't cause prostate cancer to happen or not to happen. It is certainly true that cancers, as derangements of cellular reproduction, cone hand-in-hand with longevity. But if you're going to invoke QALYs, quality-adjusted life-years, it's back to square one. One can't glibly bank on (or, really, target) "the big one," because Moby Dick might turn out to be a debilitating but nowhere near fatal stroke.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 14, 2012, 11:41:28 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 10:50:44 PM
I hate cancer.  Medical science has lengthened our lives to the point where it is one of the last things that can kill us.

Cancer is the classic disease of longevity, right? I mean, each cell division is a little roll of the the dice. The longer you live, the more likely you are to eventually come up snake eyes with a nasty malignant mutation.

Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 10:50:44 PMFrom what I have seen it is a really shitty way to go.  I met a doctor years ago who drank like a fish, smoked like a chimney and ate all of the things that common sense tells us to avoid.  When I thought that I knew him well enough I asked him why, since he was a doctor, he chose a life style that was so unhealthy?  He said because he was a doctor.  He had seen enough suffering and when it was his turn he wanted to go out with a bang.  No lingering.  No suffering.  Just the big one and out.  And he was going to enjoy life on the way there.  But I am not that brave.  

Incidentally, I happened to read this just the other day:

http://www.zocalopublicsquare.org/2011/11/30/how-doctors-die/ideas/nexus/

QuoteYears ago, Charlie, a highly respected orthopedist and a mentor of mine, found a lump in his stomach. He had a surgeon explore the area, and the diagnosis was pancreatic cancer. This surgeon was one of the best in the country. He had even invented a new procedure for this exact cancer that could triple a patient's five-year-survival odds–from 5 percent to 15 percent–albeit with a poor quality of life. Charlie was uninterested. He went home the next day, closed his practice, and never set foot in a hospital again. He focused on spending time with family and feeling as good as possible. Several months later, he died at home. He got no chemotherapy, radiation, or surgical treatment. Medicare didn't spend much on him.

It's not a frequent topic of discussion, but doctors die, too. And they don't die like the rest of us. What's unusual about them is not how much treatment they get compared to most Americans, but how little. For all the time they spend fending off the deaths of others, they tend to be fairly serene when faced with death themselves. They know exactly what is going to happen, they know the choices, and they generally have access to any sort of medical care they could want. But they go gently.

Of course, doctors don't want to die; they want to live. But they know enough about modern medicine to know its limits. And they know enough about death to know what all people fear most: dying in pain, and dying alone. They've talked about this with their families. They want to be sure, when the time comes, that no heroic measures will happen–that they will never experience, during their last moments on earth, someone breaking their ribs in an attempt to resuscitate them with CPR (that's what happens if CPR is done right).

Almost all medical professionals have seen what we call "futile care" being performed on people. That's when doctors bring the cutting edge of technology to bear on a grievously ill person near the end of life. The patient will get cut open, perforated with tubes, hooked up to machines, and assaulted with drugs. All of this occurs in the Intensive Care Unit at a cost of tens of thousands of dollars a day. What it buys is misery we would not inflict on a terrorist. I cannot count the number of times fellow physicians have told me, in words that vary only slightly, "Promise me if you find me like this that you'll kill me." They mean it. Some medical personnel wear medallions stamped "NO CODE" to tell physicians not to perform CPR on them. I have even seen it as a tattoo.

Brief follow-up here:

http://www.zocalopublicsquare.org/2012/07/23/doctors-really-do-die-differently/ideas/nexus/
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 15, 2012, 01:52:50 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 14, 2012, 11:41:28 PM
Cancer is the classic disease of longevity, right? I mean, each cell division is a little roll of the the dice. The longer you live, the more likely you are to eventually come up snake eyes with a nasty malignant mutation.

It's complicated. It is horribly complicated. It is not one disease. I was once young and naive and proud enough to think that the biological sciences paled in comparison to the physical sciences and, oho!, look at this Riemannian manifold! I was dead fucking wrong. Cellular mutations accumulate; there's no snake eyes. There is a mitochondrial clock, and a roundabout of checkpoints. What might be a survival benefit in normal metabolism may be a turnkey to destruction later on. Malignancies adapt to evade cytotoxic chemotherapy. The search for therapies is a painstaking hunt for ways to sabotage saboteurs. And once childhood leukemia was death sentence, and now it is not, and HER2+ breast cancer was once a bad actor, and now it is subject to significant immunological attack.

I suppose I'm just rambling. But given the massed assault of human endeavor in this regard, I'm not willing to dismiss the considered opinion on screening, and not just prostate, in favor of some sort of "informed consumer" routine any more than I would engage in the drastically simpler activity of pro se representation.

Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Oleg on December 15, 2012, 08:34:13 AM
Prostate cancer: Butthurt, LITERALLY, achieved?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on December 15, 2012, 09:30:39 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 13, 2012, 12:27:13 PM
This is literally "Butthurt".




FACE
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 15, 2012, 11:49:48 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 11:24:52 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 10:50:44 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 14, 2012, 07:45:09 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2012, 06:12:44 PM
Have you any close relatives who have had prostate cancer? Have you ever had a PSA test? If not, will you ever have one?

1. No, not to my knowledge. My mother has HER2+ metastatic breast cancer (which, as these things go, could be worse), and I lost my best friend far too early, and before he was able even to see his second child, to metastatic colon cancer. I'm not trying to minimize things.

2. No, but I don't think I've reached the age bracket.

3. On the off chance that I manage to secure insurance rather than simply jumping off a bridge, if my physician suggests that it's warranted, sure.

Stew, the question is what is generalizable. In this case, the evidence for universal screening simply isn't good.

[Edit.--Oh, and there's a good, non-self-diagnosed, chance that I have Gardner syndrome, but a colonoscopy is out of the question at the moment. So goes anecdote, as immediate or distant as it may be.]


I hate cancer. Medical science has lengthened our lives to the point where it is one of the last things that can kill us. From what I have seen it is a really shitty way to go. I met a doctor years ago who drank like a fish, smoked like a chimney and ate all of the things that common sense tells us to avoid. When I thought that I knew him well enough I asked him why, since he was a doctor, he chose a life style that was so unhealthy? He said because he was a doctor. He had seen enough suffering and when it was his turn he wanted to go out with a bang. No lingering. No suffering. Just the big one and out. And he was going to enjoy life on the way there. But I am not that brave.  

Stew, this is either simply contradictory or an argument for assisted suicide. We're talking about the risk-benefit balance in PSA testing, right? This doesn't cause prostate cancer to happen or not to happen. It is certainly true that cancers, as derangements of cellular reproduction, cone hand-in-hand with longevity. But if you're going to invoke QALYs, quality-adjusted life-years, it's back to square one. One can't glibly bank on (or, really, target) "the big one," because Moby Dick might turn out to be a debilitating but nowhere near fatal stroke.


You are absolutely right.  With that life style he was just as likely to end up a diabetic with emphysema as to suffer a massive coronary. 
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 15, 2012, 12:01:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 15, 2012, 01:52:50 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 14, 2012, 11:41:28 PM
Cancer is the classic disease of longevity, right? I mean, each cell division is a little roll of the the dice. The longer you live, the more likely you are to eventually come up snake eyes with a nasty malignant mutation.

It's complicated. It is horribly complicated. It is not one disease. I was once young and naive and proud enough to think that the biological sciences paled in comparison to the physical sciences and, oho!, look at this Riemannian manifold! I was dead fucking wrong. Cellular mutations accumulate; there's no snake eyes. There is a mitochondrial clock, and a roundabout of checkpoints. What might be a survival benefit in normal metabolism may be a turnkey to destruction later on. Malignancies adapt to evade cytotoxic chemotherapy. The search for therapies is a painstaking hunt for ways to sabotage saboteurs. And once childhood leukemia was death sentence, and now it is not, and HER2+ breast cancer was once a bad actor, and now it is subject to significant immunological attack.

I suppose I'm just rambling. But given the massed assault of human endeavor in this regard, I'm not willing to dismiss the considered opinion on screening, and not just prostate, in favor of some sort of "informed consumer" routine any more than I would engage in the drastically simpler activity of pro se representation.



Once again I agree.  When we use the word "cancer" to describe all of these diseases we are echoing centuries old science.  The diseases have similarities, but they are obviously different. 
But on the subject of screening, I don't believe that ignorance is bliss.  There are those who don't care to know what is going on in their bodies, and there are those who insist on knowing.  I am in the latter group.  Each time I get the results of my annual physical I think "Yeah, that only means that I was healthy two weeks ago when I took those lab tests."  I need a shrink more than I need a GP.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 15, 2012, 02:55:22 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 15, 2012, 12:01:17 PM
Once again I agree.  When we use the word "cancer" to describe all of these diseases we are echoing centuries old science.

Well, decades-old (http://pubs.acs.org/subscribe/archive/mdd/v05/i04/html/04lesney.html). People may complain about Nixon's other war, but most of the real advances in understanding have occurred since then. (Ergo hoc sold separately.)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 15, 2012, 03:35:18 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 15, 2012, 02:55:22 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 15, 2012, 12:01:17 PM
Once again I agree.  When we use the word "cancer" to describe all of these diseases we are echoing centuries old science.

Well, decades-old (http://pubs.acs.org/subscribe/archive/mdd/v05/i04/html/04lesney.html). People may complain about Nixon's other war, but most of the real advances in understanding have occurred since then. (Ergo hoc sold separately.)


Did I say centuries?  Make that millenia.
"Hippocrates (ca. 460 BC – ca. 370 BC) described several kinds of cancer, referring to them with the Greek word carcinos (crab or crayfish), among others.[1] This name comes from the appearance of the cut surface of a solid malignant tumour, with "the veins stretched on all sides as the animal the crab has its feet, whence it derives its name".[2] Since it was against Greek tradition to open the body, Hippocrates only described and made drawings of outwardly visible tumors on the skin, nose, and breasts. Treatment was based on the humor theory of four bodily fluids (black and yellow bile, blood, and phlegm). According to the patient's humor, treatment consisted of diet, blood-letting, and/or laxatives. Through the centuries it was discovered that cancer could occur anywhere in the body, but humor-theory based treatment remained popular until the 19th century with the discovery of cells"   Source is Wikipedia, but that is good enough.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 15, 2012, 04:41:45 PM
Leave Dubbs out of this.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: morpheus on December 15, 2012, 09:57:28 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 15, 2012, 04:41:45 PM
Leave Dubbs out of this.


I admit it, I LOLed.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 17, 2012, 09:45:00 AM
Why even bother reforming your political ideology or outreach to minority/women voters when you can just rig the system and win the White House faster?

http://www.nationaljournal.com/columns/on-the-trail/the-gop-s-electoral-college-scheme-20121217

QuoteRepublicans alarmed at the apparent challenges they face in winning the White House are preparing an all-out assault on the Electoral College system in critical states, an initiative that would significantly ease the party's path to the Oval Office.

QuoteSenior Republicans say they will try to leverage their party's majorities in Democratic-leaning states in an effort to end the winner-take-all system of awarding electoral votes. Instead, bills that will be introduced in several Democratic states would award electoral votes on a proportional basis.

They tried this earlier in the year in Pennsylvania before the proposal was quietly shelved.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: morpheus on December 17, 2012, 09:57:26 AM
All I know is that I'm excited that this is about to be relevant again. (http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/273151-dukakis-seen-as-possible-senate-replacement-if-kerry-tapped-for-state)


(http://i.imgur.com/bVrK4.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on December 17, 2012, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 17, 2012, 09:45:00 AM
Why even bother reforming your political ideology or outreach to minority/women voters when you can just rig the system and win the White House faster?

http://www.nationaljournal.com/columns/on-the-trail/the-gop-s-electoral-college-scheme-20121217

QuoteRepublicans alarmed at the apparent challenges they face in winning the White House are preparing an all-out assault on the Electoral College system in critical states, an initiative that would significantly ease the party's path to the Oval Office.

QuoteSenior Republicans say they will try to leverage their party's majorities in Democratic-leaning states in an effort to end the winner-take-all system of awarding electoral votes. Instead, bills that will be introduced in several Democratic states would award electoral votes on a proportional basis.

They tried this earlier in the year in Pennsylvania before the proposal was quietly shelved.

I'm shocked that a political party would use its power to tilt elections! (http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2011/05/illinois_congressional_remap_d.html)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 17, 2012, 12:28:21 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 17, 2012, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 17, 2012, 09:45:00 AM
Why even bother reforming your political ideology or outreach to minority/women voters when you can just rig the system and win the White House faster?

http://www.nationaljournal.com/columns/on-the-trail/the-gop-s-electoral-college-scheme-20121217

QuoteRepublicans alarmed at the apparent challenges they face in winning the White House are preparing an all-out assault on the Electoral College system in critical states, an initiative that would significantly ease the party's path to the Oval Office.

QuoteSenior Republicans say they will try to leverage their party's majorities in Democratic-leaning states in an effort to end the winner-take-all system of awarding electoral votes. Instead, bills that will be introduced in several Democratic states would award electoral votes on a proportional basis.

They tried this earlier in the year in Pennsylvania before the proposal was quietly shelved.

I'm shocked that a political party would use its power to tilt elections! (http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2011/05/illinois_congressional_remap_d.html)

I think you're missing the point; this is gerrymandering writ large.  Making the Electoral College dependent on the winner of the Congressional district re-focuses the power on those already gerrymandered districts.

This is one instance when the pox on both your houses is just another false equivalence.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 18, 2012, 05:08:54 PM
South Carolina gives us some of that ole time religion...

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/12/17/south-carolina-lawmakers-propose-5-year-jail-sentence-for-obamacare-implementation

QuoteNullification is yet again picking up steam in Dixie.

Pursuing an archaic legal theory that punctuated pre-Civil War disputes between the federal government and states, South Carolina state Rep. Bill Chumley last week pre-filed a bill for the upcoming legislative session that would criminalize implementation of President Barack Obama's 2010 healthcare reform law.

If his bill becomes law, any state official caught enforcing the healthcare law would be guilty of a misdemeanor and "must be fined not more than one thousand dollars or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."

Federal officials caught enforcing the law, however, would be given stiffer punishment under the proposal.

Any federal employee or contractor enforcing the law "is guilty of a felony and, upon conviction, must be fined not more than five thousand dollars, or imprisoned not more than five years, or both," the bill proposes.

"I think we're within our rights to do this," Chumley explained to U.S. News. "It's an obligation, I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution and protect the people."

...

"If we don't do something now, when do we?" says Chumley. "It's a sad situation that the government put us in... an unpleasant task you have to do from time to time."

(http://i.imgur.com/CgWpb.jpg)

A bit of 'unpleasantness' can be quaht necessary from tahm to tahm.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 18, 2012, 05:40:08 PM
DPD... There are hours' worth of entertainment for Gil in the comments to that...

Quote from: Bob LitfinObama should be deported.

Quote from: Donny CottenThere is a reason there is a 2nd amendment. Bama has plenty of guns to defend her against the likes of mexico or liberal idiots and tyrannical governments.

And Tenthers aplenty!

Quote from: Jan SheddHey UCLA law professor Eugene Volokh! The supremacy clause establishes the supremacy of the Constitution, not Obama, or any other federal. If your interpretation of the supremacy clause were accurate, there would be no 10th Amendment. Unfortunately for you, there is a 10th Amendment and we intend to put it to good use.

Quote from: Sam WilsonUCLA law professor Eugene Volokh, however, told U.S. News the proposed law "would be clearly un-enforceable, because the federal law – upheld by the Supreme Court – trumps state law."

They give any ignorant tool of the statists a law degree these days, don't they? The County Sheriff trumps any Federal agent. Period. It's EXTREMELY enforceable. That "law professor" needs a lesson in the law.

Quote from: Ed Nolan"UCLA law professor Eugene Volokh, however, told U.S. News the proposed law "would be clearly un-enforceable, because the federal law – upheld by the Supreme Court – trumps state law."

Another liberal professor. Sorry but the Constitution says STATE law TRUMPS the feds.

Eugene Volokh: just another liberal statist libertarian.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 18, 2012, 05:56:15 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 18, 2012, 05:40:08 PM
DPD... There are hours' worth of entertainment for Gil in the comments to that...

Quote from: Bob LitfinObama should be deported.

Quote from: Donny CottenThere is a reason there is a 2nd amendment. Bama has plenty of guns to defend her against the likes of mexico or liberal idiots and tyrannical governments.

And Tenthers aplenty!

Quote from: Jan SheddHey UCLA law professor Eugene Volokh! The supremacy clause establishes the supremacy of the Constitution, not Obama, or any other federal. If your interpretation of the supremacy clause were accurate, there would be no 10th Amendment. Unfortunately for you, there is a 10th Amendment and we intend to put it to good use.

Quote from: Sam WilsonUCLA law professor Eugene Volokh, however, told U.S. News the proposed law "would be clearly un-enforceable, because the federal law – upheld by the Supreme Court – trumps state law."

They give any ignorant tool of the statists a law degree these days, don't they? The County Sheriff trumps any Federal agent. Period. It's EXTREMELY enforceable. That "law professor" needs a lesson in the law.

Quote from: Ed Nolan"UCLA law professor Eugene Volokh, however, told U.S. News the proposed law "would be clearly un-enforceable, because the federal law – upheld by the Supreme Court – trumps state law."

Another liberal professor. Sorry but the Constitution says STATE law TRUMPS the feds.

Eugene Volokh: just another liberal statist libertarian.

I'm trying very hard to stop reading internet comments, but I guess I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 18, 2012, 07:57:27 PM
Quote"If we don't do something now, when do we?" says Chumley.

(http://comicsworthreading.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tennessee-tuxedo.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on December 19, 2012, 08:08:40 AM

I can't imagine how hard it must be to parent in a situation like this.
"Liza Long, a writer based in Boise, says it's easy to talk about guns. But it's time to talk about mental illness."

I am Adam Lanza's Mother. (http://thebluereview.org/i-am-adam-lanzas-mother/)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: BH on December 19, 2012, 08:33:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 19, 2012, 08:08:40 AM

I can't imagine how hard it must be to parent in a situation like this.
"Liza Long, a writer based in Boise, says it's easy to talk about guns. But it's time to talk about mental illness."

I am Adam Lanza's Mother. (http://thebluereview.org/i-am-adam-lanzas-mother/)

Did they conclude that the shooter had a mental illness?  I thought it was all speculative.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: BH on December 19, 2012, 08:37:24 AM
Quote from: BH on December 19, 2012, 08:33:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 19, 2012, 08:08:40 AM

I can't imagine how hard it must be to parent in a situation like this.
"Liza Long, a writer based in Boise, says it's easy to talk about guns. But it's time to talk about mental illness."

I am Adam Lanza's Mother. (http://thebluereview.org/i-am-adam-lanzas-mother/)

Did they conclude that the shooter had a mental illness?  I thought it was all speculative.

Nevermind (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/19/adam-lanza-motive_n_2329508.html).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 19, 2012, 09:54:52 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 19, 2012, 08:08:40 AM

I can't imagine how hard it must be to parent in a situation like this.
"Liza Long, a writer based in Boise, says it's easy to talk about guns. But it's time to talk about mental illness."

I am Adam Lanza's Mother. (http://thebluereview.org/i-am-adam-lanzas-mother/)

As I think powen noted on Facebook the other day, one difference between Liza Long and Nancy Lanza is that, with all due respect, it doesn't seem like the former has a Bushmaster AR-15 sitting around the house.

Whatever your stance on gun control, that's mind-boggling.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on December 19, 2012, 10:05:42 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 19, 2012, 09:54:52 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 19, 2012, 08:08:40 AM

I can't imagine how hard it must be to parent in a situation like this.
"Liza Long, a writer based in Boise, says it's easy to talk about guns. But it's time to talk about mental illness."

I am Adam Lanza's Mother. (http://thebluereview.org/i-am-adam-lanzas-mother/)

As I think powen noted on Facebook the other day, one difference between Liza Long and Nancy Lanza is that, with all due respect, it doesn't seem like the former has a Bushmaster AR-15 sitting around the house.

Whatever your stance on gun control, that's mind-boggling.

Certainly any firearm that is not securely under lock and key in a home with kids (mentally stable or not) is a mind-boggling irresponsible act.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 19, 2012, 10:16:07 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 19, 2012, 09:54:52 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 19, 2012, 08:08:40 AM

I can't imagine how hard it must be to parent in a situation like this.
"Liza Long, a writer based in Boise, says it's easy to talk about guns. But it's time to talk about mental illness."

I am Adam Lanza's Mother. (http://thebluereview.org/i-am-adam-lanzas-mother/)

As I think powen noted on Facebook the other day, one difference between Liza Long and Nancy Lanza is that, with all due respect, it doesn't seem like the former has a Bushmaster AR-15 sitting around the house.

Whatever your stance on gun control, that's mind-boggling.

This is mind-boggling:

QuoteI'd also like us to encourage people to gang rush shooters, rather than following their instincts to hide; if we drilled it into young people that the correct thing to do is for everyone to instantly run at the guy with the gun, these sorts of mass shootings would be less deadly, because even a guy with a very powerful weapon can be brought down by 8-12 unarmed bodies piling on him at once.

- Megan McArdle.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/12/17/there-s-little-we-can-do-to-prevent-another-massacre.html
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on December 19, 2012, 10:51:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 19, 2012, 10:16:07 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 19, 2012, 09:54:52 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 19, 2012, 08:08:40 AM

I can't imagine how hard it must be to parent in a situation like this.
"Liza Long, a writer based in Boise, says it's easy to talk about guns. But it's time to talk about mental illness."

I am Adam Lanza's Mother. (http://thebluereview.org/i-am-adam-lanzas-mother/)

As I think powen noted on Facebook the other day, one difference between Liza Long and Nancy Lanza is that, with all due respect, it doesn't seem like the former has a Bushmaster AR-15 sitting around the house.

Whatever your stance on gun control, that's mind-boggling.

This is mind-boggling:

QuoteI'd also like us to encourage people to gang rush shooters, rather than following their instincts to hide; if we drilled it into young people that the correct thing to do is for everyone to instantly run at the guy with the gun, these sorts of mass shootings would be less deadly, because even a guy with a very powerful weapon can be brought down by 8-12 unarmed bodies piling on him at once.

- Megan McArdle.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/12/17/there-s-little-we-can-do-to-prevent-another-massacre.html

Ahh, I like it. Akin to the Soviet method of clearing minefields. Get 'em, you expendable brats.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 19, 2012, 10:55:15 AM
QuoteI'd also like us to encourage people to gang rush shooters, rather than following their instincts to hide; if we drilled it into young people that the correct thing to do is for everyone to instantly run at the guy with the gun, these sorts of mass shootings would be less deadly, because even a guy with a very powerful weapon can be brought down by 8-12 unarmed bodies piling on him at once.

- Megan McArdle.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/12/17/there-s-little-we-can-do-to-prevent-another-massacre.html

She should also be pro-fast food.  Fatten the little kids up so it only takes 5 or 6 to stop an attacker instead of 8 to 12.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 19, 2012, 11:19:03 AM

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! (http://endfed.org/2012/12/adam-lanzas-father-involved-in-libor-scandal-on-behalf-of-ge/)

Yes, I know the whole thing is a hoax.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 26, 2012, 10:46:24 AM
Remember the hundreds of millions of dollars spent trying to get Romney elected?

Now his son's saying he never wanted the job (http://news.yahoo.com/mitt-romney-didnt-want-president-son-claims-173907500--abc-news-politics.html).

Strange way to spend 6 years of your life.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 26, 2012, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 26, 2012, 10:46:24 AM
Remember the hundreds of millions of dollars spent trying to get Romney elected?

Now his son's saying he never wanted the job (http://news.yahoo.com/mitt-romney-didnt-want-president-son-claims-173907500--abc-news-politics.html).

Strange way to spend 6 years of your life.

Well then, I am happy that I did what little I could to accomodate him.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on December 27, 2012, 03:48:43 PM
Can any of the lawyers (or Gil) on this messageboard tell me how the fuck this makes any sense? : http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/iowa-court-bosses-can-fire-irresistible-workers/article_011a69c8-4bba-11e2-9d99-0019bb2963f4.html

Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 27, 2012, 04:20:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 27, 2012, 03:48:43 PM
Can any of the lawyers (or Gil) on this messageboard tell me how the fuck this makes any sense? : http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/iowa-court-bosses-can-fire-irresistible-workers/article_011a69c8-4bba-11e2-9d99-0019bb2963f4.html



My explanation is that apparently it doesn't take much to be an appellate court judge in Iowa.  According to the all male court the boss fired her because of feelings and emotions, not gender.  It is her own fault for having too many exagerated female characteristics.  I suppose that if he developed an intense hatred of her skin color it would not because of her race, but because of his feelings and emotions about that color.  No.  I can't explain it.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on December 27, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2012, 04:20:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 27, 2012, 03:48:43 PM
Can any of the lawyers (or Gil) on this messageboard tell me how the fuck this makes any sense? : http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/iowa-court-bosses-can-fire-irresistible-workers/article_011a69c8-4bba-11e2-9d99-0019bb2963f4.html



My explanation is that apparently it doesn't take much to be an appellate court judge in Iowa.  According to the all male court the boss fired her because of feelings and emotions, not gender.  It is her own fault for having too many exagerated female characteristics.  I suppose that if he developed an intense hatred of her skin color it would not because of her race, but because of his feelings and emotions about that color.  No.  I can't explain it.

Well it is possible he would of fired a male assistant to whom he was attracted.

Also, in Iowa, it's apparently customary to consult your pastor on human resources decisions.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenPho on December 27, 2012, 04:34:58 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 27, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2012, 04:20:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 27, 2012, 03:48:43 PM
Can any of the lawyers (or Gil) on this messageboard tell me how the fuck this makes any sense? : http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/iowa-court-bosses-can-fire-irresistible-workers/article_011a69c8-4bba-11e2-9d99-0019bb2963f4.html



My explanation is that apparently it doesn't take much to be an appellate court judge in Iowa.  According to the all male court the boss fired her because of feelings and emotions, not gender.  It is her own fault for having too many exagerated female characteristics.  I suppose that if he developed an intense hatred of her skin color it would not because of her race, but because of his feelings and emotions about that color.  No.  I can't explain it.

Well it is possible he would of fired a male assistant to whom he was attracted.

Also, in Iowa, it's apparently customary to consult your pastor on human resources decisions.

It is seriously irresponsible to post this article and continue this conversation without an image of the plaintiff.

(http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/melissa-nelson-too-irresistible-supreme-court-rules.jpg)

Quote
in the final months of her employment, he complained that her tight clothing was distracting, once telling her that if his pants were bulging that was a sign her clothes were too revealing.

Pretty sure it's not her clothes that are too revealing. 
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 27, 2012, 06:18:52 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 27, 2012, 04:34:58 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 27, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2012, 04:20:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 27, 2012, 03:48:43 PM
Can any of the lawyers (or Gil) on this messageboard tell me how the fuck this makes any sense? : http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/iowa-court-bosses-can-fire-irresistible-workers/article_011a69c8-4bba-11e2-9d99-0019bb2963f4.html



My explanation is that apparently it doesn't take much to be an appellate court judge in Iowa.  According to the all male court the boss fired her because of feelings and emotions, not gender.  It is her own fault for having too many exagerated female characteristics.  I suppose that if he developed an intense hatred of her skin color it would not because of her race, but because of his feelings and emotions about that color.  No.  I can't explain it.

Well it is possible he would of fired a male assistant to whom he was attracted.

Also, in Iowa, it's apparently customary to consult your pastor on human resources decisions.

It is seriously irresponsible to post this article and continue this conversation without an image of the plaintiff.

(http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/melissa-nelson-too-irresistible-supreme-court-rules.jpg)

Quote
in the final months of her employment, he complained that her tight clothing was distracting, once telling her that if his pants were bulging that was a sign her clothes were too revealing.

Pretty sure it's not her clothes that are too revealing. 

"Mansfield noted that Knight had an all-female workforce and Nelson was replaced by a woman."

No doubt they were all ugly women. 
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 27, 2012, 06:45:57 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2012, 04:20:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 27, 2012, 03:48:43 PM
Can any of the lawyers (or Gil) on this messageboard tell me how the fuck this makes any sense? : http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/iowa-court-bosses-can-fire-irresistible-workers/article_011a69c8-4bba-11e2-9d99-0019bb2963f4.html



My explanation is that apparently it doesn't take much to be an appellate court judge in Iowa.  According to the all male court the boss fired her because of feelings and emotions, not gender.  It is her own fault for having too many exagerated female characteristics.  I suppose that if he developed an intense hatred of her skin color it would not because of her race, but because of his feelings and emotions about that color.  No.  I can't explain it.

This is an absurd ruling and I hope that it is appealed to the Supremes. With three female justices and one more inquisitive male justice, they might grant cert.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on December 27, 2012, 06:46:44 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2012, 06:18:52 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 27, 2012, 04:34:58 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 27, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2012, 04:20:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 27, 2012, 03:48:43 PM
Can any of the lawyers (or Gil) on this messageboard tell me how the fuck this makes any sense? : http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/iowa-court-bosses-can-fire-irresistible-workers/article_011a69c8-4bba-11e2-9d99-0019bb2963f4.html



My explanation is that apparently it doesn't take much to be an appellate court judge in Iowa.  According to the all male court the boss fired her because of feelings and emotions, not gender.  It is her own fault for having too many exagerated female characteristics.  I suppose that if he developed an intense hatred of her skin color it would not because of her race, but because of his feelings and emotions about that color.  No.  I can't explain it.

Well it is possible he would of fired a male assistant to whom he was attracted.

Also, in Iowa, it's apparently customary to consult your pastor on human resources decisions.

It is seriously irresponsible to post this article and continue this conversation without an image of the plaintiff.

(http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/melissa-nelson-too-irresistible-supreme-court-rules.jpg)

Quote
in the final months of her employment, he complained that her tight clothing was distracting, once telling her that if his pants were bulging that was a sign her clothes were too revealing.

Pretty sure it's not her clothes that are too revealing. 

"Mansfield noted that Knight had an all-female workforce and Nelson was replaced by a woman."

No doubt they were all ugly women. 

The "ALL FAT CHICKS" ordinance was easier to pass in Iowa.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on December 27, 2012, 07:29:06 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 27, 2012, 04:34:58 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 27, 2012, 04:24:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2012, 04:20:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 27, 2012, 03:48:43 PM
Can any of the lawyers (or Gil) on this messageboard tell me how the fuck this makes any sense? : http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/iowa-court-bosses-can-fire-irresistible-workers/article_011a69c8-4bba-11e2-9d99-0019bb2963f4.html



My explanation is that apparently it doesn't take much to be an appellate court judge in Iowa.  According to the all male court the boss fired her because of feelings and emotions, not gender.  It is her own fault for having too many exagerated female characteristics.  I suppose that if he developed an intense hatred of her skin color it would not because of her race, but because of his feelings and emotions about that color.  No.  I can't explain it.

Well it is possible he would of fired a male assistant to whom he was attracted.

Also, in Iowa, it's apparently customary to consult your pastor on human resources decisions.

It is seriously irresponsible to post this article and continue this conversation without an image of the plaintiff.

(http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/melissa-nelson-too-irresistible-supreme-court-rules.jpg)

Quote
in the final months of her employment, he complained that her tight clothing was distracting, once telling her that if his pants were bulging that was a sign her clothes were too revealing.

Pretty sure it's not her clothes that are too revealing. 

I think maybe he was just disturbed by the fact that he is attracted to that Kate Plus 8 chick.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Slaky on December 28, 2012, 09:48:00 AM
So Congress agrees to pass a bunch of laws allowing more warrantless spying.

Glad they can come together on the important stuff.

This is why both sides are crap.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 28, 2012, 12:11:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 28, 2012, 09:48:00 AM
So Congress agrees to pass a bunch of laws allowing more warrantless spying.

Glad they can come together on the important stuff.

This is why both sides are crap.

We see those polls on "which profession do you least trust/respect?"  Historically car salesmen have usually topped the list.  To my chagrin, but not surprise, lawyers have been a close second. 1/  But lately congress members are runaway leaders.

footnote 1.   Does anyone remember the scene in "A Man For All Seasons" when two characters are swapping insults?  One calls the other a "butcher's son", and he responds "lawyer!"
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenPho on December 28, 2012, 12:14:48 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2012, 12:11:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 28, 2012, 09:48:00 AM
So Congress agrees to pass a bunch of laws allowing more warrantless spying.

Glad they can come together on the important stuff.

This is why both sides are crap.

We see those polls on "which profession do you least trust/respect?"  Historically car salesmen have usually topped the list.  To my chagrin, but not surprise, lawyers have been a close second. 1/  But lately congress members are runaway leaders.

footnote 1.   Does anyone remember the scene in "A Man For All Seasons" when two characters are swapping insults?  One calls the other a "butcher's son", and he responds "lawyer!"

My 5th grade teacher introduced us to the play (and movie) 1776, which for some reason (nostalgia, no doubt) has always remained enjoyable and memorable to me.

Featuring this exchange.

Quote from: 1776
John Dickinson: Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lee, Mr. Hopkins, Dr. Franklin, why have you joined this... incendiary little man, this BOSTON radical? This demagogue, this MADMAN?
John Adams: Are you calling me a madman, you, you... you FRIBBLE!
Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Easy John.
John Adams: You cool, considerate men. You hang to the rear on every issue so that if we should go under, you'll still remain afloat!
John Dickinson: Are you calling me a coward?
John Adams: Yes... coward!
John Dickinson: Madman!
John Adams: Landlord!
John Dickinson: LAWYER!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 28, 2012, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 28, 2012, 12:14:48 PM


We see those polls on "which profession do you least trust/respect?"  Historically car salesmen have usually topped the list.  To my chagrin, but not surprise, lawyers have been a close second. 1/  But lately congress members are runaway leaders.

footnote 1.   Does anyone remember the scene in "A Man For All Seasons" when two characters are swapping insults?  One calls the other a "butcher's son", and he responds "lawyer!"

My 5th grade teacher introduced us to the play (and movie) 1776, which for some reason (nostalgia, no doubt) has always remained enjoyable and memorable to me.

Featuring this exchange.

Quote from: 1776
John Dickinson: Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lee, Mr. Hopkins, Dr. Franklin, why have you joined this... incendiary little man, this BOSTON radical? This demagogue, this MADMAN?
John Adams: Are you calling me a madman, you, you... you FRIBBLE!
Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Easy John.
John Adams: You cool, considerate men. You hang to the rear on every issue so that if we should go under, you'll still remain afloat!
John Dickinson: Are you calling me a coward?
John Adams: Yes... coward!
John Dickinson: Madman!
John Adams: Landlord!
John Dickinson: LAWYER!
[/quote]

So a Lawyer is lower on the social scale than a "Fribble"?  Oh, how humiliating!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenPho on December 28, 2012, 12:25:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2012, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 28, 2012, 12:14:48 PM


We see those polls on "which profession do you least trust/respect?"  Historically car salesmen have usually topped the list.  To my chagrin, but not surprise, lawyers have been a close second. 1/  But lately congress members are runaway leaders.

footnote 1.   Does anyone remember the scene in "A Man For All Seasons" when two characters are swapping insults?  One calls the other a "butcher's son", and he responds "lawyer!"

My 5th grade teacher introduced us to the play (and movie) 1776, which for some reason (nostalgia, no doubt) has always remained enjoyable and memorable to me.

Featuring this exchange.

Quote from: 1776
John Dickinson: Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lee, Mr. Hopkins, Dr. Franklin, why have you joined this... incendiary little man, this BOSTON radical? This demagogue, this MADMAN?
John Adams: Are you calling me a madman, you, you... you FRIBBLE!
Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Easy John.
John Adams: You cool, considerate men. You hang to the rear on every issue so that if we should go under, you'll still remain afloat!
John Dickinson: Are you calling me a coward?
John Adams: Yes... coward!
John Dickinson: Madman!
John Adams: Landlord!
John Dickinson: LAWYER!


So a Lawyer is lower on the social scale than a "Fribble"?  Oh, how humiliating!

Well, to be fair, Fribbles are amazing.

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5006/5294441915_f840fa9f33.jpg)

Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 28, 2012, 12:53:01 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 28, 2012, 12:25:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2012, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 28, 2012, 12:14:48 PM


We see those polls on "which profession do you least trust/respect?"  Historically car salesmen have usually topped the list.  To my chagrin, but not surprise, lawyers have been a close second. 1/  But lately congress members are runaway leaders.

footnote 1.   Does anyone remember the scene in "A Man For All Seasons" when two characters are swapping insults?  One calls the other a "butcher's son", and he responds "lawyer!"

My 5th grade teacher introduced us to the play (and movie) 1776, which for some reason (nostalgia, no doubt) has always remained enjoyable and memorable to me.

Featuring this exchange.

Quote from: 1776
John Dickinson: Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lee, Mr. Hopkins, Dr. Franklin, why have you joined this... incendiary little man, this BOSTON radical? This demagogue, this MADMAN?
John Adams: Are you calling me a madman, you, you... you FRIBBLE!
Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Easy John.
John Adams: You cool, considerate men. You hang to the rear on every issue so that if we should go under, you'll still remain afloat!
John Dickinson: Are you calling me a coward?
John Adams: Yes... coward!
John Dickinson: Madman!
John Adams: Landlord!
John Dickinson: LAWYER!


So a Lawyer is lower on the social scale than a "Fribble"?  Oh, how humiliating!

Well, to be fair, Fribbles are amazing.

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5006/5294441915_f840fa9f33.jpg)



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Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: powen01 on December 28, 2012, 02:12:12 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 28, 2012, 12:53:01 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 28, 2012, 12:25:07 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2012, 12:23:07 PM
Quote from: PenPho on December 28, 2012, 12:14:48 PM


We see those polls on "which profession do you least trust/respect?"  Historically car salesmen have usually topped the list.  To my chagrin, but not surprise, lawyers have been a close second. 1/  But lately congress members are runaway leaders.

footnote 1.   Does anyone remember the scene in "A Man For All Seasons" when two characters are swapping insults?  One calls the other a "butcher's son", and he responds "lawyer!"

My 5th grade teacher introduced us to the play (and movie) 1776, which for some reason (nostalgia, no doubt) has always remained enjoyable and memorable to me.

Featuring this exchange.

Quote from: 1776
John Dickinson: Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lee, Mr. Hopkins, Dr. Franklin, why have you joined this... incendiary little man, this BOSTON radical? This demagogue, this MADMAN?
John Adams: Are you calling me a madman, you, you... you FRIBBLE!
Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Easy John.
John Adams: You cool, considerate men. You hang to the rear on every issue so that if we should go under, you'll still remain afloat!
John Dickinson: Are you calling me a coward?
John Adams: Yes... coward!
John Dickinson: Madman!
John Adams: Landlord!
John Dickinson: LAWYER!


So a Lawyer is lower on the social scale than a "Fribble"?  Oh, how humiliating!

Well, to be fair, Fribbles are amazing.

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5006/5294441915_f840fa9f33.jpg)



Intrepid Reader TEC: "Intrepid Reader Gil: 'something something tribbles Star Trek something...'"

Intrepid Reader: (http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/kelis_7.jpg?w=500)

You rang, boys?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on December 29, 2012, 03:58:47 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2012, 12:23:07 PM
My 5th grade teacher introduced us to the play (and movie) 1776, which for some reason (nostalgia, no doubt) has always remained enjoyable and memorable to me.

For some reason, I always think of 1776 as actually having a pornographic counterpart.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenPho on January 02, 2013, 10:10:57 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 29, 2012, 03:58:47 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2012, 12:23:07 PM
My 5th grade teacher introduced us to the play (and movie) 1776, which for some reason (nostalgia, no doubt) has always remained enjoyable and memorable to me.

For some reason, I always think of 1776 as actually having a pornographic counterpart.


That's 2001.  (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069665/)

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgxOTI2MTgwN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTg3MDYyMQ@@._V1._SY317_.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 02, 2013, 11:27:52 AM
Quote from: PenPho on January 02, 2013, 10:10:57 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 29, 2012, 03:58:47 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2012, 12:23:07 PM
My 5th grade teacher introduced us to the play (and movie) 1776, which for some reason (nostalgia, no doubt) has always remained enjoyable and memorable to me.

For some reason, I always think of 1776 as actually having a pornographic counterpart.


That's 2001.  (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069665/)

That's was on the ONTV circuit back when Mr. Chuck was first becoming aware of such things.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 03:19:37 PM
A $1 Trillion dollar platinum coin?!?!?

http://www.businessinsider.com/suddenly-lots-of-influential-people-are-talking-about-the-trillion-dollar-coin-idea-to-save-the-economy-2013-1

What could go wrong?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dDskzIS3dlI/UMXtJsU7a6I/AAAAAAAAG3c/801eCA4wSFs/s320/trillion_dollar_bill-simpsons.jpg)

I don't know what's sillier, using a hypertechnical reading of a statute intended to allow the Treasury to create commemorative coins or a political party holding the world economy hostage so that it can extract policy concessions instead of paying the bills it's already racked up.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 03:19:37 PM
I don't know what's sillier, using a hypertechnical reading of a statute intended to allow the Treasury to create commemorative coins or a political party holding the world economy hostage so that it can extract policy concessions instead of paying the bills it's already racked up.

"Hypertechnical"? We're not talking Bruesewitz here.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 04:19:37 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 03:19:37 PM
I don't know what's sillier, using a hypertechnical reading of a statute intended to allow the Treasury to create commemorative coins or a political party holding the world economy hostage so that it can extract policy concessions instead of paying the bills it's already racked up.

"Hypertechnical"? We're not talking Bruesewitz here.


Quote(k) The Secretary may mint and issue platinum bullion coins and proof platinum coins in accordance with such specifications, designs, varieties, quantities, denominations, and inscriptions as the Secretary, in the Secretary's discretion, may prescribe from time to time.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 04:19:37 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 03:19:37 PM
I don't know what's sillier, using a hypertechnical reading of a statute intended to allow the Treasury to create commemorative coins or a political party holding the world economy hostage so that it can extract policy concessions instead of paying the bills it's already racked up.

"Hypertechnical"? We're not talking Bruesewitz here.


Quote(k) The Secretary may mint and issue platinum bullion coins and proof platinum coins in accordance with such specifications, designs, varieties, quantities, denominations, and inscriptions as the Secretary, in the Secretary's discretion, may prescribe from time to time.

You left out the "hypertechnical" part.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 06:00:54 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 04:19:37 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 03:19:37 PM
I don't know what's sillier, using a hypertechnical reading of a statute intended to allow the Treasury to create commemorative coins or a political party holding the world economy hostage so that it can extract policy concessions instead of paying the bills it's already racked up.

"Hypertechnical"? We're not talking Bruesewitz here.


Quote(k) The Secretary may mint and issue platinum bullion coins and proof platinum coins in accordance with such specifications, designs, varieties, quantities, denominations, and inscriptions as the Secretary, in the Secretary's discretion, may prescribe from time to time.

You left out the "hypertechnical" part.


It derives from a statute enabling the Treasury to mint commemorative coins: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/31/5112
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on January 06, 2013, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 06:00:54 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 04:19:37 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 03:19:37 PM
I don't know what's sillier, using a hypertechnical reading of a statute intended to allow the Treasury to create commemorative coins or a political party holding the world economy hostage so that it can extract policy concessions instead of paying the bills it's already racked up.

"Hypertechnical"? We're not talking Bruesewitz here.

Quote(k) The Secretary may mint and issue platinum bullion coins and proof platinum coins in accordance with such specifications, designs, varieties, quantities, denominations, and inscriptions as the Secretary, in the Secretary's discretion, may prescribe from time to time.

You left out the "hypertechnical" part.

It derives from a statute enabling the Treasury to mint commemorative coins: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/31/5112

I know that. This does not make a plain reading "hypertechnical." Why are you even waving around the statute? The subsection itself exists only in proximity to the word "commemorative," so you're stuck with ponying up the legislative history. Which is totally not hypertechnical.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2013, 10:18:32 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2013, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 06:00:54 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 04:19:37 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 03:19:37 PM
I don't know what's sillier, using a hypertechnical reading of a statute intended to allow the Treasury to create commemorative coins or a political party holding the world economy hostage so that it can extract policy concessions instead of paying the bills it's already racked up.

"Hypertechnical"? We're not talking Bruesewitz here.

Quote(k) The Secretary may mint and issue platinum bullion coins and proof platinum coins in accordance with such specifications, designs, varieties, quantities, denominations, and inscriptions as the Secretary, in the Secretary's discretion, may prescribe from time to time.

You left out the "hypertechnical" part.

It derives from a statute enabling the Treasury to mint commemorative coins: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/31/5112

I know that. This does not make a plain reading "hypertechnical." Why are you even waving around the statute? The subsection itself exists only in proximity to the word "commemorative," so you're stuck with ponying up the legislative history. Which is totally not hypertechnical.


It was a bill designed to allow the Treasury to mint commemorative coins which is now being read in such a way to allow the Treasury to mint and produce coins of such value to hypothetically reduce all of the national debt by fiat.

Here's the Congressional Record of the bill's passage: http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CREC-2000-09-26/pdf/CREC-2000-09-26-pt1-PgH8191.pdf#page=1

There is nothing there to suggest that this bill permits anything that the trillion dollar coin advocates suggest it can do.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 07, 2013, 12:29:02 PM

Huey has a kindred spirit at Foggy Bottom (http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/07/hillary-clinton-back-at-work-with-a-football-helmet/?hpt=hp_t2).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on January 07, 2013, 01:04:12 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2013, 10:18:32 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2013, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 06:00:54 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 04:19:37 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 03:19:37 PM
I don't know what's sillier, using a hypertechnical reading of a statute intended to allow the Treasury to create commemorative coins or a political party holding the world economy hostage so that it can extract policy concessions instead of paying the bills it's already racked up.

"Hypertechnical"? We're not talking Bruesewitz here.

Quote(k) The Secretary may mint and issue platinum bullion coins and proof platinum coins in accordance with such specifications, designs, varieties, quantities, denominations, and inscriptions as the Secretary, in the Secretary's discretion, may prescribe from time to time.

You left out the "hypertechnical" part.

It derives from a statute enabling the Treasury to mint commemorative coins: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/31/5112

I know that. This does not make a plain reading "hypertechnical." Why are you even waving around the statute? The subsection itself exists only in proximity to the word "commemorative," so you're stuck with ponying up the legislative history. Which is totally not hypertechnical.


It was a bill designed to allow the Treasury to mint commemorative coins which is now being read in such a way to allow the Treasury to mint and produce coins of such value to hypothetically reduce all of the national debt by fiat.

Here's the Congressional Record of the bill's passage: http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CREC-2000-09-26/pdf/CREC-2000-09-26-pt1-PgH8191.pdf#page=1

There is nothing there to suggest that this bill permits anything that the trillion dollar coin advocates suggest it can do.

There's not really anything to suggest that it doesn't, either. I think you're missing my point, which is that trying to construct an argument based on legislative history is more "hypertechnical."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on January 07, 2013, 01:08:58 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2013, 01:04:12 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2013, 10:18:32 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2013, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 06:00:54 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 04:19:37 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 03:19:37 PM
I don't know what's sillier, using a hypertechnical reading of a statute intended to allow the Treasury to create commemorative coins or a political party holding the world economy hostage so that it can extract policy concessions instead of paying the bills it's already racked up.

"Hypertechnical"? We're not talking Bruesewitz here.

Quote(k) The Secretary may mint and issue platinum bullion coins and proof platinum coins in accordance with such specifications, designs, varieties, quantities, denominations, and inscriptions as the Secretary, in the Secretary's discretion, may prescribe from time to time.

You left out the "hypertechnical" part.

It derives from a statute enabling the Treasury to mint commemorative coins: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/31/5112

I know that. This does not make a plain reading "hypertechnical." Why are you even waving around the statute? The subsection itself exists only in proximity to the word "commemorative," so you're stuck with ponying up the legislative history. Which is totally not hypertechnical.


It was a bill designed to allow the Treasury to mint commemorative coins which is now being read in such a way to allow the Treasury to mint and produce coins of such value to hypothetically reduce all of the national debt by fiat.

Here's the Congressional Record of the bill's passage: http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CREC-2000-09-26/pdf/CREC-2000-09-26-pt1-PgH8191.pdf#page=1

There is nothing there to suggest that this bill permits anything that the trillion dollar coin advocates suggest it can do.

There's not really anything to suggest that it doesn't, either. I think you're missing my point, which is that trying to construct an argument based on legislative history is more "hypertechnical."

Gil, as an objective observer, I'm sorry to report that you are losing this legal argument. Maybe you'll be ready for internet legal tussles with Wheezer once you finish Hollywood Upstairs Law School.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2013, 01:51:49 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 07, 2013, 01:08:58 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 07, 2013, 01:04:12 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2013, 10:18:32 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 06, 2013, 03:38:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 06:00:54 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 04:19:37 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 05, 2013, 04:05:58 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 05, 2013, 03:19:37 PM
I don't know what's sillier, using a hypertechnical reading of a statute intended to allow the Treasury to create commemorative coins or a political party holding the world economy hostage so that it can extract policy concessions instead of paying the bills it's already racked up.

"Hypertechnical"? We're not talking Bruesewitz here.

Quote(k) The Secretary may mint and issue platinum bullion coins and proof platinum coins in accordance with such specifications, designs, varieties, quantities, denominations, and inscriptions as the Secretary, in the Secretary's discretion, may prescribe from time to time.

You left out the "hypertechnical" part.

It derives from a statute enabling the Treasury to mint commemorative coins: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/31/5112

I know that. This does not make a plain reading "hypertechnical." Why are you even waving around the statute? The subsection itself exists only in proximity to the word "commemorative," so you're stuck with ponying up the legislative history. Which is totally not hypertechnical.


It was a bill designed to allow the Treasury to mint commemorative coins which is now being read in such a way to allow the Treasury to mint and produce coins of such value to hypothetically reduce all of the national debt by fiat.

Here's the Congressional Record of the bill's passage: http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CREC-2000-09-26/pdf/CREC-2000-09-26-pt1-PgH8191.pdf#page=1

There is nothing there to suggest that this bill permits anything that the trillion dollar coin advocates suggest it can do.

There's not really anything to suggest that it doesn't, either. I think you're missing my point, which is that trying to construct an argument based on legislative history is more "hypertechnical."

Gil, as an objective observer, I'm sorry to report that you are losing this legal argument. Maybe you'll be ready for internet legal tussles with Wheezer once you finish Hollywood Upstairs Law School.

Take the argument to its natural conclusion then.  What's to prevent the President from ordering the Treasury secretary to issue a $16 trillion dollar platinum coin, depositing that with the Fed, and then erasing the debt?  It doesn't work like that.

My position is that the legislation does not per se permit the Executive from doing this.  Nothing more.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on January 07, 2013, 02:09:51 PM

The face of that coin is going to need something big.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on January 07, 2013, 03:07:32 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2013, 02:09:51 PM

The face of that coin is going to need something big.

The Governor of New Jersey?  (Sorry.  I'll leave now.)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: morpheus on January 08, 2013, 11:04:15 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2013, 02:09:51 PM

The face of that coin is going to need something big.

I think even Gil will find this perfectly acceptable legal tender.

(http://i.imgur.com/UHhEW.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on January 08, 2013, 11:33:33 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 08, 2013, 11:04:15 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2013, 02:09:51 PM

The face of that coin is going to need something big.

I think even Gil will find this perfectly acceptable legal tender.

(http://i.imgur.com/UHhEW.jpg)

"In Big Cheyenne we trust"
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: thehawk on January 08, 2013, 05:24:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 08, 2013, 11:33:33 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 08, 2013, 11:04:15 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2013, 02:09:51 PM

The face of that coin is going to need something big.

I think even Gil will find this perfectly acceptable legal tender.

(http://i.imgur.com/UHhEW.jpg)

"In Big Cheyenne we trust"

Per google translate:

In Big Cheyennensi nos confídimus. Videamus quam quomodo hoc ludit ex


Makes about as much sense as the debt cieling vote itself does.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 08, 2013, 06:10:19 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 08, 2013, 05:24:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 08, 2013, 11:33:33 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 08, 2013, 11:04:15 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2013, 02:09:51 PM

The face of that coin is going to need something big.

I think even Gil will find this perfectly acceptable legal tender.

(http://i.imgur.com/UHhEW.jpg)

"In Big Cheyenne we trust"

Per google translate:

In Big Cheyennensi nos confídimus. Videamus quam quomodo hoc ludit ex


Makes about as much sense as the debt cieling vote itself does.

O quam indigna! Nunc plus quam umquam.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on January 09, 2013, 12:09:48 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 08, 2013, 05:24:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 08, 2013, 11:33:33 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 08, 2013, 11:04:15 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2013, 02:09:51 PM

The face of that coin is going to need something big.

I think even Gil will find this perfectly acceptable legal tender.

(http://i.imgur.com/UHhEW.jpg)

"In Big Cheyenne we trust"

Per google translate:

In Big Cheyennensi nos confídimus. Videamus quam quomodo hoc ludit ex

Makes about as much sense as the debt cieling vote itself does.

That "-si" seems improbable.

[Edit.--I'm calling erroneously formed locative plural that hinges on the "In."]
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on January 09, 2013, 08:43:57 AM
Some might say this isn't a very generous way to treat a waiter, but I applaud morph for his honesty.

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2gM6_KCcA3AxGSY6r9MOZUvRF-inEN6_dMSVFewLFqjv2pePGUXspSW8kxw)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: thehawk on January 09, 2013, 09:54:11 AM
Quote from: R-V on January 09, 2013, 08:43:57 AM
Some might say this isn't a very generous way to treat a waiter, but I applaud morph for his honesty.

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2gM6_KCcA3AxGSY6r9MOZUvRF-inEN6_dMSVFewLFqjv2pePGUXspSW8kxw)

They could save on paper and ink costs by simply printing "I'm an asshole".  Of course, anyone who used that and returned would get more than their fair share of the service staff's bodily fluids.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: thehawk on January 09, 2013, 09:58:41 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 09, 2013, 12:09:48 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 08, 2013, 05:24:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 08, 2013, 11:33:33 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 08, 2013, 11:04:15 AM
Quote from: flannj on January 07, 2013, 02:09:51 PM

The face of that coin is going to need something big.

I think even Gil will find this perfectly acceptable legal tender.

(http://i.imgur.com/UHhEW.jpg)

"In Big Cheyenne we trust"

Per google translate:

In Big Cheyennensi nos confídimus. Videamus quam quomodo hoc ludit ex

Makes about as much sense as the debt cieling vote itself does.

That "-si" seems improbable.

[Edit.--I'm calling erroneously formed locative plural that hinges on the "In."]



DPD.  I will note that with Mr. Schmidt when he gets back from Pyongyang, but clearly this belongs on the obverse

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/296/morans.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on January 09, 2013, 10:32:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on January 09, 2013, 08:43:57 AM
Some might say this isn't a very generous way to treat a waiter, but I applaud morph for his honesty.

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2gM6_KCcA3AxGSY6r9MOZUvRF-inEN6_dMSVFewLFqjv2pePGUXspSW8kxw)

Why did the guy have to go out to eat if he couldn't afford the tip?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2013, 10:37:09 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 09, 2013, 10:32:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on January 09, 2013, 08:43:57 AM
Some might say this isn't a very generous way to treat a waiter, but I applaud morph for his honesty.

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2gM6_KCcA3AxGSY6r9MOZUvRF-inEN6_dMSVFewLFqjv2pePGUXspSW8kxw)

Why did the guy have to go out to eat if he couldn't afford the tip?

"I'm going to use two democratically elected outcomes that I don't agree with as an excuse to save 20 bucks because I'm an asshole."

Better.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: BBM on January 09, 2013, 11:41:42 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2013, 10:37:09 AM
Quote from: Yeti on January 09, 2013, 10:32:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on January 09, 2013, 08:43:57 AM
Some might say this isn't a very generous way to treat a waiter, but I applaud morph for his honesty.

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2gM6_KCcA3AxGSY6r9MOZUvRF-inEN6_dMSVFewLFqjv2pePGUXspSW8kxw)

Why did the guy have to go out to eat if he couldn't afford the tip?

"I'm going to use two democratically elected outcomes that I don't agree with as an excuse to save 20 bucks because I'm an asshole."

Better.

Yes
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on January 09, 2013, 12:46:10 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 09, 2013, 10:32:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on January 09, 2013, 08:43:57 AM
Some might say this isn't a very generous way to treat a waiter, but I applaud morph for his honesty.

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2gM6_KCcA3AxGSY6r9MOZUvRF-inEN6_dMSVFewLFqjv2pePGUXspSW8kxw)

Why did the guy have to go out to eat if he couldn't afford the tip?

This is literally AND figuratively something that gets my goat about people who don't tip for shit.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2013, 01:05:15 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 09, 2013, 12:46:10 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 09, 2013, 10:32:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on January 09, 2013, 08:43:57 AM
Some might say this isn't a very generous way to treat a waiter, but I applaud morph for his honesty.

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2gM6_KCcA3AxGSY6r9MOZUvRF-inEN6_dMSVFewLFqjv2pePGUXspSW8kxw)

Why did the guy have to go out to eat if he couldn't afford the tip?

This is literally AND figuratively something that gets my goat about people who don't tip for shit.

S/he's obviously doing well enough where their income is being affected by these tax increases, so why is it such a big deal to throw down an extra $20 or something?

Unless your server is Governor Brown or the President, I don't really understand the point of such a protest.  What's the server going to say?  "You know, these tax increases are a big deal and I should contact my Congressman!"
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on January 09, 2013, 02:01:58 PM
Suck it, Gil. Suck that trilly hard.

QuoteAt the White House Briefing, Jay Carney doesn't embrace, but doesn't fully rule out the $1 trillion coin option

QuoteCarney will not take the $1 trillion coin off the table

Quote@chucktodd has asked Jay Carney about 6 times about the coin.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2013, 02:03:23 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 09, 2013, 02:01:58 PM
Suck it, Gil. Suck that trilly hard.

QuoteAt the White House Briefing, Jay Carney doesn't embrace, but doesn't fully rule out the $1 trillion coin option

QuoteCarney will not take the $1 trillion coin off the table

Quote@chucktodd has asked Jay Carney about 6 times about the coin.

It's still a dumb, legally tendentious, and potentially inflationary idea that I can't imagine this White House would endorse.

Just raise the fucking debt ceiling.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 09, 2013, 02:05:52 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2013, 01:05:15 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 09, 2013, 12:46:10 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 09, 2013, 10:32:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on January 09, 2013, 08:43:57 AM
Some might say this isn't a very generous way to treat a waiter, but I applaud morph for his honesty.

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2gM6_KCcA3AxGSY6r9MOZUvRF-inEN6_dMSVFewLFqjv2pePGUXspSW8kxw)

Why did the guy have to go out to eat if he couldn't afford the tip?

This is literally AND figuratively something that gets my goat about people who don't tip for shit.

S/he's obviously doing well enough where their income is being affected by these tax increases, so why is it such a big deal to throw down an extra $20 or something?

Unless your server is Governor Brown or the President, I don't really understand the point of such a protest.  What's the server going to say?  "You know, these tax increases are a big deal and I should contact my Congressman!"

I'm gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with with him. Somebody steals from me, I'm gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk. Understand? Now, I have done nothing to harm these people but they are angered with me, so what do they do, doctor up some income tax, for which they have no case. To speak to me like me, no, to harass a peaceful man. I pray to god if I ever had a grievance I'd have a little more self respect. One more thing, you have an all out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. And that's how you know who won.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Well, that was fast.  Now what do they do with the surplus? (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/california-politics/2013/01/california-budget-jerry-brown-surplus.html)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on January 11, 2013, 10:43:08 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2013, 02:03:23 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 09, 2013, 02:01:58 PM
Suck it, Gil. Suck that trilly hard.

QuoteAt the White House Briefing, Jay Carney doesn't embrace, but doesn't fully rule out the $1 trillion coin option

QuoteCarney will not take the $1 trillion coin off the table

Quote@chucktodd has asked Jay Carney about 6 times about the coin.

It's still a dumb, legally tendentious, and potentially inflationary idea that I can't imagine this White House would endorse.

Just raise the fucking debt ceiling.

How could you look down on a solution initially proposed by one of your beloved internet commenters? (http://www.wired.com/business/2013/01/trillion-dollar-coin-inventor/)

QuoteIt was a December 2009 Wall Street Journal article that ultimately inspired the Georgia lawyer known online as "Beowulf" to invent the trillion-dollar coin.

The article, "Miles for Nothing," detailed how clever travelers were buying commemorative coins from the U.S. Mint via credit cards that award frequent flier miles. The Mint would ship the coins for free and the travelers would deposit them at the bank, pay off their cards, and accumulate free miles.

More than six months later, during a wonky online discussion about the debt ceiling, Beowulf thought of the article and, egged on by fellow monetary-system obsessives, came up with his own clever plan to exploit the powers of the U.S. Mint. His idea to issue a single trillion-dollar coin to the U.S. Treasury, thus letting it avoid borrowing and bypass the debt ceiling, is now much discussed among Washington elites, including at the White House, where a spokesman Wednesday wouldn't rule out the scheme.

Also, the co-author of the law says you can take your interpretation of this as "legally tendentious" and shove it up your coin slot.

QuoteThe coin hack even surprised and impressed former U.S. Mint director Philip Diehl, who co-authored the law that enabled the platinum loophole in the first place.

"When I first heard about the idea to mint a trillion-dollar coin, I was very surprised," says Diehl. "But because I know that law backwards and forwards, I knew immediately that the guy who came up with the idea was right.

"It's an ingenious use of the law to avoid a ridiculous and irresponsible situation, in which the country would be driven to default."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on January 11, 2013, 11:39:08 AM
Quote from: R-V on January 11, 2013, 10:43:08 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2013, 02:03:23 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 09, 2013, 02:01:58 PM
Suck it, Gil. Suck that trilly hard.

QuoteAt the White House Briefing, Jay Carney doesn't embrace, but doesn't fully rule out the $1 trillion coin option

QuoteCarney will not take the $1 trillion coin off the table

Quote@chucktodd has asked Jay Carney about 6 times about the coin.

It's still a dumb, legally tendentious, and potentially inflationary idea that I can't imagine this White House would endorse.

Just raise the fucking debt ceiling.

How could you look down on a solution initially proposed by one of your beloved internet commenters? (http://www.wired.com/business/2013/01/trillion-dollar-coin-inventor/)

He's just maneuvering for the creation of coins struck from helium.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on January 11, 2013, 11:45:00 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Well, that was fast.  Now what do they do with the surplus? (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/california-politics/2013/01/california-budget-jerry-brown-surplus.html)

That's what happens when you raise revenue.  You get out of debt.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on January 11, 2013, 12:01:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 11, 2013, 11:45:00 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Well, that was fast.  Now what do they do with the surplus? (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/california-politics/2013/01/california-budget-jerry-brown-surplus.html)

That's what happens when you raise revenue.  You get out of debt.

Jerry Brown predicting California will have a surplus next year is like a bunch of people predicting last week that Notre Dame would beat Alabama. As for "raising" revenue, this doesn't seem to reflect that assertion. (http://www.dof.ca.gov/finance_bulletins/2012/december/)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2013, 01:20:41 PM
It's not even an election season and these people can't stop talking about "legitimate rape." (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/01/phil-gingrey-todd-akin-was-right.php)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 11, 2013, 01:30:37 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 11, 2013, 11:45:00 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Well, that was fast.  Now what do they do with the surplus? (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/california-politics/2013/01/california-budget-jerry-brown-surplus.html)

That's what happens when you raise revenue.  You get out of debt.

You mean when you raise prices on a good that people don't stop consuming you make more money?  Gawsh!  How capitalistic.

You know, maybe if taxes got too high, people might actually stop liking everything the government does for them. Seems to me that taxes are the price of government. Seems to me that if you increase the price of a good, demand would go down.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on January 11, 2013, 01:58:10 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 11, 2013, 01:30:37 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 11, 2013, 11:45:00 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Well, that was fast.  Now what do they do with the surplus? (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/california-politics/2013/01/california-budget-jerry-brown-surplus.html)

That's what happens when you raise revenue.  You get out of debt.

You mean when you raise prices on a good that people don't stop consuming you make more money?  Gawsh!  How capitalistic.

You know, maybe if taxes got too high, people might actually stop liking everything the government does for them. Seems to me that taxes are the price of government. Seems to me that if you increase the price of a good, demand would go down.

Problem is, those making the purchasing decisions aren't picking up the check.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on January 11, 2013, 05:51:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2013, 01:20:41 PM
It's not even an election season and these people can't stop talking about "legitimate rape." (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/01/phil-gingrey-todd-akin-was-right.php)

Jesus, hand in your stethoscope, man:

Quote"I've delivered lots of babies, and I know about these things. It is true," Gingrey said, according to the Marietta Daily Journal. "We tell infertile couples all the time that are having trouble conceiving because of the woman not ovulating, 'Just relax. Drink a glass of wine. And don't be so tense and uptight because all that adrenaline can cause you not to ovulate.' So he was partially right wasn't he?"

To the extent that an adrenaline blast is going to have any effect here, it would likely be in the opposite direction, as in cyclic rats.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on January 11, 2013, 06:09:23 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 11, 2013, 05:51:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2013, 01:20:41 PM
It's not even an election season and these people can't stop talking about "legitimate rape." (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/01/phil-gingrey-todd-akin-was-right.php)

Jesus, hand in your stethoscope, man:

Quote"I've delivered lots of babies, and I know about these things. It is true," Gingrey said, according to the Marietta Daily Journal. "We tell infertile couples all the time that are having trouble conceiving because of the woman not ovulating, 'Just relax. Drink a glass of wine. And don't be so tense and uptight because all that adrenaline can cause you not to ovulate.' So he was partially right wasn't he?"

To the extent that an adrenaline blast is going to have any effect here, it would likely be in the opposite direction, as in cyclic rats.

I wonder if Dr. Gingrey has ever engaged in any kind of heterosexual activity?  I think if you do it well there is a whole lot of adrenaline generated by both participants. 
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on January 11, 2013, 06:21:14 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 11, 2013, 06:09:23 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 11, 2013, 05:51:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2013, 01:20:41 PM
It's not even an election season and these people can't stop talking about "legitimate rape." (http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/01/phil-gingrey-todd-akin-was-right.php)

Jesus, hand in your stethoscope, man:

Quote"I've delivered lots of babies, and I know about these things. It is true," Gingrey said, according to the Marietta Daily Journal. "We tell infertile couples all the time that are having trouble conceiving because of the woman not ovulating, 'Just relax. Drink a glass of wine. And don't be so tense and uptight because all that adrenaline can cause you not to ovulate.' So he was partially right wasn't he?"

To the extent that an adrenaline blast is going to have any effect here, it would likely be in the opposite direction, as in cyclic rats.

I wonder if Dr. Gingrey has ever engaged in any kind of heterosexual activity?  I think if you do it well there is a whole lot of adrenaline generated by both participants. 

If by "well" you mean something involving a club, dragging by the hair, and sudden vasoconstriction, then sure.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 11, 2013, 07:22:00 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 11, 2013, 01:58:10 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 11, 2013, 01:30:37 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 11, 2013, 11:45:00 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Well, that was fast.  Now what do they do with the surplus? (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/california-politics/2013/01/california-budget-jerry-brown-surplus.html)

That's what happens when you raise revenue.  You get out of debt.

You mean when you raise prices on a good that people don't stop consuming you make more money?  Gawsh!  How capitalistic.

You know, maybe if taxes got too high, people might actually stop liking everything the government does for them. Seems to me that taxes are the price of government. Seems to me that if you increase the price of a good, demand would go down.

Problem is, those making the purchasing decisions aren't picking up the check.

Correct. We're letting our children pay for our largess.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 14, 2013, 10:14:52 AM
House Republicans evidently just want to watch the world burn. (http://www.politico.com/story/2013/01/behind-the-curtain-house-gop-eyes-default-shutdown-86116.html)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 14, 2013, 10:48:07 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 14, 2013, 10:14:52 AM
House Republicans evidently just want to watch the world burn. (http://www.politico.com/story/2013/01/behind-the-curtain-house-gop-eyes-default-shutdown-86116.html)

QuoteGOP officials said more than half of their members are prepared to allow default unless Obama agrees to dramatic cuts he has repeatedly said he opposes. Many more members, including some party leaders, are prepared to shut down the government to make their point. House Speaker John Boehner "may need a shutdown just to get it out of their system," said a top GOP leadership adviser. "We might need to do that for member-management purposes — so they have an endgame and can show their constituents they're fighting."

Like a little kid who's had too much sugar?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 14, 2013, 10:58:19 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 14, 2013, 10:48:07 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 14, 2013, 10:14:52 AM
House Republicans evidently just want to watch the world burn. (http://www.politico.com/story/2013/01/behind-the-curtain-house-gop-eyes-default-shutdown-86116.html)

QuoteGOP officials said more than half of their members are prepared to allow default unless Obama agrees to dramatic cuts he has repeatedly said he opposes. Many more members, including some party leaders, are prepared to shut down the government to make their point. House Speaker John Boehner "may need a shutdown just to get it out of their system," said a top GOP leadership adviser. "We might need to do that for member-management purposes — so they have an endgame and can show their constituents they're fighting."

Like a little kid who's had too much sugar?

I find it hard to believe that their constituents want a default or a government shutdown just to prove a point.  But, it worked out so well the last time, why not try again?

I'm firmly convinced now that the Republican Party exists solely to create dysfunction in government in order to prove that government doesn't work.

Maybe this is their master plan, other Barry...

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2cjlaek2ybeZbfKz7UE1NB_jG6CQwevJqJfYubb4jgtqlS3P-sw)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on January 14, 2013, 11:54:23 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"
From the photo on their website, it appears that they want to live in the Water Tower.  Why are they warning "Establishment Republicans" away?  They might as well say "Extinct species need not apply!"
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market. (http://gawker.com/5975573/glenn-beck-vs-the-citadel-who-announced-plans-for-a-libertarian-commune-better)

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on January 14, 2013, 07:26:13 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market. (http://gawker.com/5975573/glenn-beck-vs-the-citadel-who-announced-plans-for-a-libertarian-commune-better)

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

"Sizeable"? Screw Gawker. The Citadel wins by a wide margin, although I'm curious how they're going to deal with the Idaho Department of Environmental Quality.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Tonker on January 15, 2013, 04:47:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2013, 07:26:13 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market. (http://gawker.com/5975573/glenn-beck-vs-the-citadel-who-announced-plans-for-a-libertarian-commune-better)

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

"Sizeable"? Screw Gawker. The Citadel wins by a wide margin, although I'm curious how they're going to deal with the Idaho Department of Environmental Quality.


Were you not paying attention, Wheez?  They all have rifles.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on January 15, 2013, 08:49:27 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 15, 2013, 04:47:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2013, 07:26:13 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market. (http://gawker.com/5975573/glenn-beck-vs-the-citadel-who-announced-plans-for-a-libertarian-commune-better)

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

"Sizeable"? Screw Gawker. The Citadel wins by a wide margin, although I'm curious how they're going to deal with the Idaho Department of Environmental Quality.


Were you not paying attention, Wheez?  They all have rifles.

Jesus Koresh.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 15, 2013, 09:31:02 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market. (http://gawker.com/5975573/glenn-beck-vs-the-citadel-who-announced-plans-for-a-libertarian-commune-better)

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

Loco like a fox. Beck is very effective at scaring the ever loving shit out of a decent enough demographic, and it just so happens that he can sell you exactly what you need to stave off the impending doom...He'll tell everyone the only safe investment iis gold, then recommend you buy gold through Goldline, which he ihas a stake in. Now he's recommending people move into aa secluded community, which he will turn a tidy profit on.

I guarantee he doesn't believe 1% of the shit he spews.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2013, 09:56:00 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 15, 2013, 09:31:02 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market. (http://gawker.com/5975573/glenn-beck-vs-the-citadel-who-announced-plans-for-a-libertarian-commune-better)

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

Loco like a fox. Beck is very effective at scaring the ever loving shit out of a decent enough demographic, and it just so happens that he can sell you exactly what you need to stave off the impending doom...He'll tell everyone the only safe investment iis gold, then recommend you buy gold through Goldline, which he ihas a stake in. Now he's recommending people move into aa secluded community, which he will turn a tidy profit on.

I guarantee he doesn't believe 1% of the shit he spews.

Were you doing some kind of free-form interpretative Huey imitation here or did you suffer an aneurysm during your post?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 15, 2013, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2013, 09:56:00 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 15, 2013, 09:31:02 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market. (http://gawker.com/5975573/glenn-beck-vs-the-citadel-who-announced-plans-for-a-libertarian-commune-better)

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

Loco like a fox. Beck is very effective at scaring the ever loving shit out of a decent enough demographic, and it just so happens that he can sell you exactly what you need to stave off the impending doom...He'll tell everyone the only safe investment iis gold, then recommend you buy gold through Goldline, which he ihas a stake in. Now he's recommending people move into aa secluded community, which he will turn a tidy profit on.

I guarantee he doesn't believe 1% of the shit he spews.

Were you doing some kind of free-form interpretative Huey imitation here or did you suffer an aneurysm during your post?

IE8, so yes to all of the above.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2013, 03:52:14 PM
Frontline looks into the GOP plan hatched up in the days before and after Obama's first inauguration...

http://video.pbs.org/video/2325654248

NOW TELL ME THAT PBS ISN'T LIBERAL-BIAS, LIBTARDS!!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on January 15, 2013, 04:22:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2013, 03:52:14 PM
Frontline looks into the GOP plan hatched up in the days before and after Obama's first inauguration...

http://video.pbs.org/video/2325654248

NOW TELL ME THAT PBS ISN'T LIBERAL-BIAS, LIBTARDS!!

Yeah.  That liberal Gingrich and his pinko buddies go in front of the PBS cameras to describe the conspiracy.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on January 15, 2013, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 15, 2013, 04:22:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2013, 03:52:14 PM
Frontline looks into the GOP plan hatched up in the days before and after Obama's first inauguration...

http://video.pbs.org/video/2325654248

NOW TELL ME THAT PBS ISN'T LIBERAL-BIAS, LIBTARDS!!

Yeah.  That liberal Gingrich and his pinko buddies go in front of the PBS cameras to describe the conspiracy.

So... what's so sinister? Besides James Fallows and the NY Times Magazine guy's opinions, aghast that Republican leadership would meet.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on January 15, 2013, 06:25:33 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 15, 2013, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 15, 2013, 04:22:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2013, 03:52:14 PM
Frontline looks into the GOP plan hatched up in the days before and after Obama's first inauguration...

http://video.pbs.org/video/2325654248

NOW TELL ME THAT PBS ISN'T LIBERAL-BIAS, LIBTARDS!!

Yeah.  That liberal Gingrich and his pinko buddies go in front of the PBS cameras to describe the conspiracy.

So... what's so sinister? Besides James Fallows and the NY Times Magazine guy's opinions, aghast that Republican leadership would meet.

It doesn't seem untoward at all that they would meet. It's just notable that their butthurt was so visceral. And in those aching hours they grunted out the beginnings of a plan so doomed to failure that it justified the country's widespread dismissal of them in the first place. There is room on this bandwagon I'm on, TJ. Give up and hop on. It's comfortable and warm and it says, "Fuck them all." all on the side.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on January 15, 2013, 07:25:26 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 15, 2013, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 15, 2013, 04:22:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2013, 03:52:14 PM
Frontline looks into the GOP plan hatched up in the days before and after Obama's first inauguration...

http://video.pbs.org/video/2325654248

NOW TELL ME THAT PBS ISN'T LIBERAL-BIAS, LIBTARDS!!

Yeah.  That liberal Gingrich and his pinko buddies go in front of the PBS cameras to describe the conspiracy.

So... what's so sinister? Besides James Fallows and the NY Times Magazine guy's opinions, aghast that Republican leadership would meet.

They turned down invitations to go to the Inaugural Ball that night.  Tell me that's not sinister.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 16, 2013, 08:17:39 AM
This is a joke, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKLA3BODXr0

(http://i.imgur.com/KFkmG.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 16, 2013, 08:43:36 AM
No more of a joke than this:

(http://i46.tinypic.com/mcdd8w.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 16, 2013, 11:20:18 AM
Bumped for butthurt achievement.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on January 16, 2013, 12:17:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 16, 2013, 08:43:36 AM
No more of a joke than this:

(http://i46.tinypic.com/mcdd8w.jpg)

On the other hand:

http://truth-out.org/news/item/13890-the-second-amendment-was-ratified-to-preserve-slavery
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on January 16, 2013, 01:01:18 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 16, 2013, 12:17:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 16, 2013, 08:43:36 AM
No more of a joke than this:

(http://i46.tinypic.com/mcdd8w.jpg)

On the other hand:

http://truth-out.org/news/item/13890-the-second-amendment-was-ratified-to-preserve-slavery


That's some rich cherry-picking. But, I suppose they have a point: give a group of people weapons and deny another group of people weapons and the people with weapons can keep the people without under control.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 16, 2013, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 16, 2013, 12:17:00 PM

On the other hand:

http://truth-out.org/news/item/13890-the-second-amendment-was-ratified-to-preserve-slavery


That guy managed to be wrong about the origins of 20% of the Bill of Rights.

The 2nd Amendment was put in place in order to save the cost of having a standing army (the young nation was dead-assed broke and in debt from the Revolution). But every white male property owner (the only Americans at the time with full citizenship and enfranchisement) had to register for conscription with their state's militia. Of course, the wealthier ones could buy their way out of this, which later resulted in the Five Points Riot, but I digress.

The 10th Amendment was the result of a dinner party and "Gentleman's Agreement" to kick the slavery can down the road - the Pennsylvania Cuakers wanted slavery abolished, Madison would never get the Southern states to ratify a Constitution with abolition. So there was a spoken agreement to revisit slavery in 20 years, which didn't happen. That was the amendment to preserve slavery, not the 2nd.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Slaky on January 16, 2013, 01:34:22 PM
Yeti's foray into successful facebook trolling:

(http://i.minus.com/jOsg0CFunr1Oc.jpg) (http://minus.com/lOsg0CFunr1Oc)

Unless of course these people are playing along.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on January 16, 2013, 01:53:01 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 16, 2013, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 16, 2013, 12:17:00 PM

On the other hand:

http://truth-out.org/news/item/13890-the-second-amendment-was-ratified-to-preserve-slavery


That guy managed to be wrong about the origins of 20% of the Bill of Rights.

The 2nd Amendment was put in place in order to save the cost of having a standing army (the young nation was dead-assed broke and in debt from the Revolution). But every white male property owner (the only Americans at the time with full citizenship and enfranchisement) had to register for conscription with their state's militia. Of course, the wealthier ones could buy their way out of this, which later resulted in the Five Points Riot, but I digress.

The 10th Amendment was the result of a dinner party and "Gentleman's Agreement" to kick the slavery can down the road - the Pennsylvania Cuakers wanted slavery abolished, Madison would never get the Southern states to ratify a Constitution with abolition. So there was a spoken agreement to revisit slavery in 20 years, which didn't happen. That was the amendment to preserve slavery, not the 2nd.

On the other, other hand, from North Carolina Wesleyan College:

http://faculty.ncwc.edu/mstevens/410/410lect11.htm
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 16, 2013, 02:17:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 16, 2013, 01:15:04 PM
The 2nd Amendment was put in place in order to save the cost of having a standing army (the young nation was dead-assed broke and in debt from the Revolution).

No, Fork.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on January 16, 2013, 03:07:33 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 16, 2013, 01:34:22 PM
Yeti's foray into successful facebook trolling:

(http://i.minus.com/jOsg0CFunr1Oc.jpg) (http://minus.com/lOsg0CFunr1Oc)

Unless of course these people are playing along.

Both of them are definitely not playing along. The Ryan guy is seriously a Citadel-type. The other guy likely will make Obama pry the gun from his cold, dead hands.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 16, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
Repent, everyone...

"Former Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) has signed on as a regular contributor to Fox News, the AP reports."

http://newsok.com/fox-hires-dennis-kucinich-as-analyst/article/feed/487925
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on January 16, 2013, 03:34:24 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 16, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
Repent, everyone...

"Former Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) has signed on as a regular contributor to Fox News, the AP reports."

http://newsok.com/fox-hires-dennis-kucinich-as-analyst/article/feed/487925

Allow me to feign shock that a "principled liberal" is working for his former political "enemies."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on January 16, 2013, 03:37:33 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2013, 03:34:24 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 16, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
Repent, everyone...

"Former Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) has signed on as a regular contributor to Fox News, the AP reports."

http://newsok.com/fox-hires-dennis-kucinich-as-analyst/article/feed/487925

Allow me to feign shock that a "principled liberal" is working for his former political "enemies."

Ok. Go ahead.


Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenFoe on January 16, 2013, 04:03:37 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 16, 2013, 03:37:33 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2013, 03:34:24 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 16, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
Repent, everyone...

"Former Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) has signed on as a regular contributor to Fox News, the AP reports."

http://newsok.com/fox-hires-dennis-kucinich-as-analyst/article/feed/487925

Allow me to feign shock that a "principled liberal" is working for his former political "enemies."

Ok. Go ahead.




(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2009/1/8/1231431356796/Mary-Goes-First-at-the-Or-001.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on January 16, 2013, 04:58:09 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 16, 2013, 04:03:37 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 16, 2013, 03:37:33 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2013, 03:34:24 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 16, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
Repent, everyone...

"Former Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) has signed on as a regular contributor to Fox News, the AP reports."

http://newsok.com/fox-hires-dennis-kucinich-as-analyst/article/feed/487925

Allow me to feign shock that a "principled liberal" is working for his former political "enemies."

Ok. Go ahead.




(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2009/1/8/1231431356796/Mary-Goes-First-at-the-Or-001.jpg)

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-cq7XHpqSvxA/TXVlsbmsTqI/AAAAAAAAADA/9DTdKOzyBPw/s1600/monocle.gif)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on January 16, 2013, 06:41:45 PM
Oh, look, the CDC would be able to actually engage in epidemiology again (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2013/01/16/obama-gun-control-press-conference-strong-stand/) on the topic.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 17, 2013, 10:02:06 AM
Noted fascist dictator-presidents Ford, Carter, and St. Reagan, in a 1994 letter to Congress:

Quote"This is a matter of vital importance to the public safety. . . . Although assault weapons account for less than 1% of the guns in circulation, they account for nearly 10% of the guns traced to crime. . . .

"While we recognize that assault-weapon legislation will not stop all assault-weapon crime, statistics prove that we can dry up the supply of these guns, making them less accessible to criminals.

"We urge you to listen to the American public and to the law enforcement community and support a ban on the further manufacture of these weapons."

http://articles.latimes.com/1994-05-05/news/mn-54185_1_assault-weapons-ban
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 17, 2013, 10:49:20 AM

Would an assault weapon ban curb crime? Let's ask someone who is in the business of stopping crime (http://www.metro.us/newyork/local/article/1158474--city-cops-support-assault-weapon-ban-say-nyc-is-vulnerable).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 17, 2013, 06:16:27 PM
Talk about sadsacks... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323689604578220132665726040.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/Wom5S.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Eli on January 17, 2013, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 17, 2013, 06:16:27 PM
Talk about sadsacks... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323689604578220132665726040.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/Wom5S.jpg)

Holy shit. How insanely out of touch can someone be?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 17, 2013, 10:21:16 PM
Quote from: Eli on January 17, 2013, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 17, 2013, 06:16:27 PM
Talk about sadsacks... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323689604578220132665726040.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/Wom5S.jpg)

Holy shit. How insanely out of touch can someone be?

Someone from the internet fixed it...

(http://i.imgur.com/uEaVA.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on January 17, 2013, 11:19:14 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 17, 2013, 10:21:16 PM
Quote from: Eli on January 17, 2013, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 17, 2013, 06:16:27 PM
Talk about sadsacks... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323689604578220132665726040.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/Wom5S.jpg)

Holy shit. How insanely out of touch can someone be?

Someone from the internet fixed it...

(http://i.imgur.com/uEaVA.jpg)
Heh.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 18, 2013, 08:29:26 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 17, 2013, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 17, 2013, 06:16:27 PM
Talk about sadsacks... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323689604578220132665726040.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/Wom5S.jpg)

Holy shit. How insanely out of touch can someone be?

Hey, you try squeezing by with four kids on more than $30K/month after taxes.

More importantly, how can I sign up for the $180,000/year retirement plan?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on January 18, 2013, 09:30:19 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 17, 2013, 06:16:27 PM
Talk about sadsacks... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323689604578220132665726040.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/Wom5S.jpg)

What's the matter with you people?  This is heartwrenching!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on January 18, 2013, 10:33:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2013, 08:29:26 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 17, 2013, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 17, 2013, 06:16:27 PM
Talk about sadsacks... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323689604578220132665726040.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/Wom5S.jpg)

Holy shit. How insanely out of touch can someone be?

Hey, you try squeezing by with four kids on more than $30K/month after taxes.

More importantly, how can I sign up for the $180,000/year retirement plan?

Well, Fork, you can live more modestly than your income allows and invest wisely, or you can just work for the state of Illinois. (http://www.taxpayersunitedofamerica.org/latest/illinois-govt-pensions-over-100000-up-27-since-last-year)

I think the couple with 4 children will pay less in taxes in 2013. Their taxable income will be less (and the guess here is that they'll do everything to get that investment income down as close to -0- as they can), but they'll find the most tax efficient investment vehicles to weather this.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 18, 2013, 11:04:14 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 18, 2013, 10:33:50 AM

you can just work for the state of Illinois. (http://www.taxpayersunitedofamerica.org/latest/illinois-govt-pensions-over-100000-up-27-since-last-year)


Be a state trooper, to be more precise.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on January 18, 2013, 11:09:08 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 18, 2013, 10:33:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2013, 08:29:26 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 17, 2013, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 17, 2013, 06:16:27 PM
Talk about sadsacks... (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323689604578220132665726040.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/Wom5S.jpg)

Holy shit. How insanely out of touch can someone be?

Hey, you try squeezing by with four kids on more than $30K/month after taxes.

More importantly, how can I sign up for the $180,000/year retirement plan?

Well, Fork, you can live more modestly than your income allows and invest wisely, or you can just work for the state of Illinois. (http://www.taxpayersunitedofamerica.org/latest/illinois-govt-pensions-over-100000-up-27-since-last-year)

I think the couple with 4 children will pay less in taxes in 2013. Their taxable income will be less (and the guess here is that they'll do everything to get that investment income down as close to -0- as they can), but they'll find the most tax efficient investment vehicles to weather this.

Yea, that's such a great place to work for. I'm excited when I'm eligible to retire from the state in 27 years and that pension isn't there.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on January 18, 2013, 02:16:40 PM
That Asian chick would get it.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on January 18, 2013, 02:40:28 PM
Why do all these people have 5 o'clock shadows?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenFoe on January 18, 2013, 03:07:54 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 18, 2013, 02:40:28 PM
Why do all these people have 5 o'clock shadows?

Because of the stress from taxes, obviously.

You should see the women in my office.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 21, 2013, 11:04:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 16, 2013, 08:17:39 AM
This is a joke, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKLA3BODXr0

(http://i.imgur.com/KFkmG.jpg)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/answer-sheet/wp/2013/01/18/no-sidwell-friends-school-has-no-armed-guards/
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2013, 03:16:01 PM
The conspiracy continues...

(http://nomeme.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/michelle-obama-really-looked-like-a-romulan.jpg?w=604)

EVEN WHEN THEY SAID HE WAS A MUSLIN COMMUNIST NAZI SOCIALIST, I KNEW THEY WERE ROMULANS!!!!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 25, 2013, 02:55:04 PM
http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20130125/NEWS010504/301250044/States-rights-pushed-bill-would-assert-sovereignty-state-

QuoteMore than a half century ago, Mississippi created a state Sovereignty Commission to block enforcement of federal laws.

Now two key state lawmakers are introducing legislation to attempt to do much the same thing. House Bill 490 would create a committee to help neutralize federal laws and regulations "outside the scope of the powers delegated by the people to the federal government in the United States Constitution."

...

House Insurance Committee Chairman Gary Chism, R-Columbus, principal author of the bill with Ways and Means Chairman Jeff Smith, R-Columbus, said the legislation is meant to enforce the 10th Amendment, which says powers not granted to the federal government by the Constitution are reserved to the states or the people.

Talk of opposing federal law started with federal health care reform and has since been fueled by the push to change federal gun laws, he said. "It's too much intrusion. You're bleeding into our constitutional rights."

He rejected comparisons to the Sovereignty Commission, which became a segregationist spy agency. "We abide by all the Constitution," he said. "The 13th and 14th Amendments (abolishing slavery and giving freed slaves citizenship) — we honor those, too. It has nothing to do with black and white."

The bill accuses the federal government of seizing power: "We reject and deny this unauthorized and excessive abuse of power, which has primarily acted as a detriment to states' rights and individual rights."

The proposed Joint Legislative Committee on the Neutralization of Federal Law would review existing federal laws and executive orders and recommend those to be "neutralized." If the majority of lawmakers back the recommendation, Mississippi "and its citizens shall not recognize or be obligated to live under the statute, mandate or executive order."

...

The bill...

http://legiscan.com/MS/bill/HB490/2013

QuoteAn Act To Clarify The Compact Entered Into Between The State Of Mississippi And The United States When Mississippi Was Admitted To Statehood In 1817; To Assert The Sovereignty Of The State Under The Mississippi Constitution Of 1890; To Prohibit The Infringement Of The Constitutionally Protected Rights Of The State Of Mississippi, Or Its People By Means Of Any Federal Statute, Mandate, Executive Order, Judicial Decision Or Other Action Deemed By The State To Be Unconstitutional; To Create The Joint Legislative Committee On The Neutralization Of Federal Law; To Provide For The Membership And Duties Of The Committee; And For Related Purposes.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 25, 2013, 03:13:45 PM
http://legiscan.com/MS/text/HB490

Quote(c)  The United States Constitution was ratified on June 21, 1788, and it affirms that the sole and sovereign power to regulate the state business and affairs rests in the state legislatures and that such power has always been a compelling state concern and central to state sovereignty and security.  Accordingly, the foregoing public meaning and understanding of Article 1, Section 8, the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment and the Tenth Amendment, of the United States Constitution is a matter of compact between the state and people of Mississippi and the United States as of the time that Mississippi was admitted to statehood.  Further, the power to regulate commerce among the several states as delegated to the Congress in Article 1, Section 8, Clause 3 of the United States Constitution as understood at the time of the founding, was meant to empower Congress to regulate the buying and selling of products made by others, of land under certain circumstances, including associated finance and financial instruments, and the navigation and other carriage across state jurisdictional lines.  This power to regulate commerce does not include the power to regulate agriculture, manufacturing, mining, major crimes, or land use, nor does it include activities that merely substantially affect commerce.

The State of Mississippi hereby reserves the right to overturn Federal stare decisis on anything after 1817.

Quote(f)  We acknowledge that the commerce clause, the general welfare clause, and the necessary and proper clause of the United States Constitution were amended, and made more specific and limiting at the peoples' insistence, through the creation of the Bill of Rights, and more specifically, the Second Amendment, the Ninth Amendment and the Tenth Amendment.  All amendments contained in the Bill of Rights were for the purpose of further restricting federal powers, vesting and/or retaining the ultimate power and control of the states by the people within the states.  Therefore, we specifically reject and deny any federal claim of expanded and/or additional authority which the federal government may from time to time attempt to exert, exercise or enforce under these clauses, as these actions totally disrupt and degrade the emphasis on the balance of powers articulated by the founding fathers of this country.

Further, the people of the State of Mississippi are aware that the federal government has amended and altered the spirit and the meaning of the commerce clause, without proper legislative authority through amendment.  Therefore, we reject and deny this unauthorized and excessive abuse of power which has primarily acted as a detriment to states' rights and individual rights, a deliberate attempt to negatively alter the balance of powers.

I particularly like the reification of 'Balance of Powers' as something more than just a descriptive abstraction, but rather something concrete that supersedes the actual text of the Constitution as interpreted in actual case law.

QuoteSECTION 3.  (1)  In accordance with the United States Constitution, Congress and the federal government are denied the power to establish or affect laws within this state which are repugnant and obtrusive to the United States Constitution, the Mississippi Constitution of 1890, state law and the citizens of the state.  The federal government is restrained and confined in authority by the eighteen (18) items as set forth in Article 1, Section 8 of the United States Constitution.

(2)  Congress and the federal government are hereby denied the power to bind the states under foreign statute, court order or opinion, or executive order, other than those provisions duly ratified by the Congress as a treaty, so long as the treaty does not violate the Mississippi Constitution of 1890 or United States Constitution.

(3)  No authority has ever been given to the legislative branch, the executive branch, or the judicial branch of the federal government, to preempt state legislation, or to destroy the balance of powers, which is set forth in the United States Constitution.

(4)  The provisions of this act shall serve as a notice and demand to the federal government to cease and desist any and all activities outside the scope of its designated constitutionally enumerated powers, and that attempt to diminish the balance of powers as established.

So it's basically just a big cease and desist letter.

Yer on notice, Federals.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 25, 2013, 03:19:44 PM
Quote(2)  The committee shall recommend, propose and call for a vote by simple majority to neutralize in its entirety a specific federal law or regulation that is outside the scope of the powers delegated by the people to the federal government in the United States Constitution.  The committee shall make its recommendation within thirty (30) days after receiving the federal legislation for consideration and process.

(3)  The committee may review any and all existing federal statutes, mandates and executive orders for the purpose of determining their constitutionality.  The committee may recommend for neutralization any existing federal statutes, mandates and executive orders enacted before the effective date of this act, if the committee determines that those measures are either beyond the scope and power assigned to the federal government under Article 1 of the United States Constitution or in direct violation of the Mississippi Constitution of 1890.

Yes... The Federal government is constrained by state constitutions. As the founders intended. That's just how Balance of Powers works.

Quote(2)  Article 3, Section 2 of the United States Constitution states that in all cases affecting ambassadors, other public ministers and consuls, and those in which a state shall be party, the Supreme Court of the United States shall have original jurisdiction.  In any cause of action between this state and the federal government regarding state neutralization of a federal legislation, judicial mandate or executive order, the proper jurisdiction for these disputes will lie with the Supreme Court of the United States alone.  If there is improper adjudication by the Supreme Court, then the people's interest shall be maintained and retained through state referendum.

Who does the Constitution task with determining if the Supreme Court's adjudication is "proper" or not?

If the job's not taken, I nominate Morph.

Quote(4)  The Ninth Amendment to the United States Constitution secures and reserves to the people of Mississippi, as against the federal government, their natural rights to life, liberty and property as entailed by the traditional Anglo-American conception of ordered liberty and as secured by state law, including, but not limited to, their rights as they were understood and secured by the law at the time that the amendment was ratified on December 15, 1791, as well as their rights as they were understood and secured by the law in the State of Mississippi at the time the Mississippi Constitution of 1890 was adopted on November 1, 1890.  The people and state hereby proclaim that the guarantee of those rights is a matter of compact between the state and people of Mississippi and the United States as of the time that Mississippi was admitted to statehood on December 10, 1817.

Oh... Maybe they only reserve the right to reject Constitutional case law post-1890.

After all, as Gary Chism insists, they do honor the 13th and 14th Amendments, too.

Which is mighty white of them, yessir.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: thehawk on January 25, 2013, 05:30:02 PM
This Mississippi plan sounds like a great idea.  Since they decided they dont want to play by the Federal rules, I'm sure they wouldn't want their fifilty lucre either.

(http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/original-size/20110806_WOM959_0.gif)

Looks like a $240,000,000,000 should cover the last 20 years (have to get back to them to run  it back to 1890).  Have them make it out to "US Treasury".  While  money is appareently tight down there, the market for second hand semi-automatic rifles is really hot right now.

(http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/original-size/20110806_WOC321.png)

Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenFoe on January 25, 2013, 05:53:00 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 25, 2013, 05:30:02 PM
This Mississippi plan sounds like a great idea.  Since they decided they dont want to play by the Federal rules, I'm sure they wouldn't want their fifilty lucre either.

(http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/original-size/20110806_WOM959_0.gif)

Looks like a $240,000,000,000 should cover the last 20 years (have to get back to them to run  it back to 1890).  Have them make it out to "US Treasury".  While  money is appareently tight down there, the market for second hand semi-automatic rifles is really hot right now.

(http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/original-size/20110806_WOC321.png)



What the fuck, TEC?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 26, 2013, 12:31:39 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 25, 2013, 05:53:00 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 25, 2013, 05:30:02 PM
This Mississippi plan sounds like a great idea.  Since they decided they dont want to play by the Federal rules, I'm sure they wouldn't want their fifilty lucre either.

(http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/original-size/20110806_WOM959_0.gif)

Looks like a $240,000,000,000 should cover the last 20 years (have to get back to them to run  it back to 1890).  Have them make it out to "US Treasury".  While  money is appareently tight down there, the market for second hand semi-automatic rifles is really hot right now.

(http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/original-size/20110806_WOC321.png)



What the fuck, TEC?

Designing and building nuclear weapons ain't cheap, man.

Testing new rockets is kind of expensive, too.  But I guess if any other state wants to hand over 3200 square miles to the Gubmint to get blown up, they can take WSMR's mission from us.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 26, 2013, 10:48:16 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 26, 2013, 12:31:39 AM
Designing and building nuclear weapons ain't cheap, man.

Testing new rockets is kind of expensive, too.  But I guess if any other state wants to hand over 3200 square miles to the Gubmint to get blown up, they can take WSMR's mission from us.

Well, the St. Louis metro area comprises over 8,400 square miles...
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on January 27, 2013, 04:10:04 PM
Hi, Michele Bachmann (http://indepthafrica.com/israel-admits-ethiopian-women-were-given-birth-control-shots/).

Quote"They told us they are inoculations," said one of the women interviewed. "They told us people who frequently give birth suffer. We took it every three months. We said we didn't want to."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 28, 2013, 07:52:20 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market. (http://gawker.com/5975573/glenn-beck-vs-the-citadel-who-announced-plans-for-a-libertarian-commune-better)

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

Oh, man...

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20130112/BIZ/301120319

QuoteDetroit — As the broken city thinks big and radically about its future, a developer is stepping forward with a revolutionary idea: Sell the city's Belle Isle park for $1 billion to private investors who will transform it into a free-market utopia.

The 982-acre island would then be developed into a U.S. commonwealth or city-state of 35,000 people with its own laws, customs and currency.

...

Here's the scenario for the Commonwealth of Belle Isle that Lockwood and others want to see: Private investors buy the island from a near-bankrupt Detroit for $1 billion. It then would secede from Michigan to become a semi-independent commonwealth like Puerto Rico and the Northern Mariana Islands.

Under the plan, it would become an economic and social laboratory where government is limited in scope and taxation is far different than the current U.S. system. There is no personal or corporate income tax. Much of the tax base would be provided by a different property tax — one based on the value of the land and not the value of the property.

It would take $300,000 to become a "Belle Islander," though 20 percent of citizenships would be open for striving immigrants, starving artists and up-and-coming entrepreneurs who don't meet the financial requirement.

Among the citizenship requirements are a command of the English language, a good credit rating and no criminal record. Mogk adds that such a scenario would make the island "a drain of talent and resources" at the expense of Detroit.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Oleg on January 28, 2013, 08:25:32 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 28, 2013, 07:52:20 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market. (http://gawker.com/5975573/glenn-beck-vs-the-citadel-who-announced-plans-for-a-libertarian-commune-better)

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

Oh, man...

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20130112/BIZ/301120319

QuoteDetroit — As the broken city thinks big and radically about its future, a developer is stepping forward with a revolutionary idea: Sell the city's Belle Isle park for $1 billion to private investors who will transform it into a free-market utopia.

The 982-acre island would then be developed into a U.S. commonwealth or city-state of 35,000 people with its own laws, customs and currency.

...

Here's the scenario for the Commonwealth of Belle Isle that Lockwood and others want to see: Private investors buy the island from a near-bankrupt Detroit for $1 billion. It then would secede from Michigan to become a semi-independent commonwealth like Puerto Rico and the Northern Mariana Islands.

Under the plan, it would become an economic and social laboratory where government is limited in scope and taxation is far different than the current U.S. system. There is no personal or corporate income tax. Much of the tax base would be provided by a different property tax — one based on the value of the land and not the value of the property.

It would take $300,000 to become a "Belle Islander," though 20 percent of citizenships would be open for striving immigrants, starving artists and up-and-coming entrepreneurs who don't meet the financial requirement.

Among the citizenship requirements are a command of the English language, a good credit rating and no criminal record. Mogk adds that such a scenario would make the island "a drain of talent and resources" at the expense of Detroit.

How is that not a Simpsons episode?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on January 29, 2013, 08:50:49 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 28, 2013, 08:25:32 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 28, 2013, 07:52:20 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more (http://iiicitadel.com/).

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market. (http://gawker.com/5975573/glenn-beck-vs-the-citadel-who-announced-plans-for-a-libertarian-commune-better)

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

Oh, man...

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20130112/BIZ/301120319

QuoteDetroit — As the broken city thinks big and radically about its future, a developer is stepping forward with a revolutionary idea: Sell the city's Belle Isle park for $1 billion to private investors who will transform it into a free-market utopia.

The 982-acre island would then be developed into a U.S. commonwealth or city-state of 35,000 people with its own laws, customs and currency.

...

Here's the scenario for the Commonwealth of Belle Isle that Lockwood and others want to see: Private investors buy the island from a near-bankrupt Detroit for $1 billion. It then would secede from Michigan to become a semi-independent commonwealth like Puerto Rico and the Northern Mariana Islands.

Under the plan, it would become an economic and social laboratory where government is limited in scope and taxation is far different than the current U.S. system. There is no personal or corporate income tax. Much of the tax base would be provided by a different property tax — one based on the value of the land and not the value of the property.

It would take $300,000 to become a "Belle Islander," though 20 percent of citizenships would be open for striving immigrants, starving artists and up-and-coming entrepreneurs who don't meet the financial requirement.

Among the citizenship requirements are a command of the English language, a good credit rating and no criminal record. Mogk adds that such a scenario would make the island "a drain of talent and resources" at the expense of Detroit.

How is that not a Simpsons episode?

Kind of shocked that Peter Thiel (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2024761/Atlas-Shrugged-Silicon-Valley-billionaire-reveals-plan-launch-floating-start-country-coast-San-Francisco.html) wasn't somehow involved with this.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Eli on February 01, 2013, 09:11:10 AM
"Man, Republicans hate Obama so much that they'd probably disagree with him if he denounced the Holocaust." - Some Democrat, probably, making a joke at some point in time.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/339003/president-obama-commemorates-senseless-holocaust-eliana-johnson
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 01, 2013, 09:43:41 AM
I just love this guy; the accent really brings it all together.

QuoteI hear you loud and clear, Barack Obama. You don't represent the country that I grew up with. And your values is not going to save us. We're going to take this country back for the Lord. We're going to try to take this country back for conservatism. And we're not going to allow minorities to run roughshod over what you people believe in!

-- Arkansas state Sen. Jason Rapert (R), at a Tea Party rally in Arkansas.

Here's the video if you like that stuff too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nVKS27fLN3k
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 01, 2013, 09:49:32 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 01, 2013, 09:11:10 AM
"Man, Republicans hate Obama so much that they'd probably disagree with him if he denounced the Holocaust." - Some Democrat, probably, making a joke at some point in time.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/339003/president-obama-commemorates-senseless-holocaust-eliana-johnson

From the comments...

"Those who perished as a result of Nazi terror, millions of individual men and women and children whose lives were taken so senselessly, must never be forgotten."

-- Ronald Reagan

Remarks at a White House Meeting With Jewish Leaders, February 2, 1983

DAT REGAN IS A MUSLIN!!!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on February 01, 2013, 11:13:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 01, 2013, 09:11:10 AM
"Man, Republicans hate Obama so much that they'd probably disagree with him if he denounced the Holocaust." - Some Democrat, probably, making a joke at some point in time.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/339003/president-obama-commemorates-senseless-holocaust-eliana-johnson

Christ on a fucking bike.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 01, 2013, 01:16:22 PM
Looks like the Dems will be keeping John Kerry's seat: "Former Sen. Scott Brown (R-MA) will not run for the U.S. Senate seat vacated by John Kerry, a source tells the Boston Herald."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 01, 2013, 01:30:22 PM
DPD, but Republicans should get ready to complain about this: http://realclearpolitics.com/articles/2013/02/01/2nd_oval_office_readied_in_white_house_rehab_project__116887.html
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 01, 2013, 03:32:53 PM
Quote from: Eli on February 01, 2013, 09:11:10 AM
"Man, Republicans hate Obama so much that they'd probably disagree with him if he denounced the Holocaust." - Some Democrat, probably, making a joke at some point in time.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/339003/president-obama-commemorates-senseless-holocaust-eliana-johnson

Quote
Nazism may have been an ideology to which the United States was — and to which the president is — implacably opposed, but it is hardly "senseless." By the early 1930s, the Nazi party had hundreds of thousands of devoted members and repeatedly attracted a third of the votes in German elections; its political leaders campaigned on a platform comprising 25 non-senseless points, including the "unification of all Germans," a demand for "land and territory for the sustenance of our people," and an assertion that "no Jew can be a member of the race." Suffice it to say, many sensible Germans were persuaded.

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on February 01, 2013, 04:17:43 PM
Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2013, 03:32:53 PM
Quote from: Eli on February 01, 2013, 09:11:10 AM
"Man, Republicans hate Obama so much that they'd probably disagree with him if he denounced the Holocaust." - Some Democrat, probably, making a joke at some point in time.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/339003/president-obama-commemorates-senseless-holocaust-eliana-johnson

Quote
Nazism may have been an ideology to which the United States was — and to which the president is — implacably opposed, but it is hardly "senseless." By the early 1930s, the Nazi party had hundreds of thousands of devoted members and repeatedly attracted a third of the votes in German elections; its political leaders campaigned on a platform comprising 25 non-senseless points, including the "unification of all Germans," a demand for "land and territory for the sustenance of our people," and an assertion that "no Jew can be a member of the race." Suffice it to say, many sensible Germans were persuaded.

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Sensible moderates, even.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2013, 04:25:09 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 01, 2013, 04:17:43 PM
Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2013, 03:32:53 PM
Quote from: Eli on February 01, 2013, 09:11:10 AM
"Man, Republicans hate Obama so much that they'd probably disagree with him if he denounced the Holocaust." - Some Democrat, probably, making a joke at some point in time.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/339003/president-obama-commemorates-senseless-holocaust-eliana-johnson

Quote
Nazism may have been an ideology to which the United States was — and to which the president is — implacably opposed, but it is hardly "senseless." By the early 1930s, the Nazi party had hundreds of thousands of devoted members and repeatedly attracted a third of the votes in German elections; its political leaders campaigned on a platform comprising 25 non-senseless points, including the "unification of all Germans," a demand for "land and territory for the sustenance of our people," and an assertion that "no Jew can be a member of the race." Suffice it to say, many sensible Germans were persuaded.

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Sensible moderates, even.

NAZI GERMANY had some hard RULES, which the Hutchins U.S. Congress 2010 Campaign, as followers of the Christian Bible and the Jewish Torah could NEVER agree with; BUT, The NAZIS warned the entire world, in addition to, all areas of Germany, what they would do, once taking power in Germany, since the year 1919, when the NAZI Party was founded in Munich, Germany.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2013, 12:36:25 PM
I don't know if this was discussed elsewhere, but Dubya's own paintings were allegedly hacked.  Here are two of them.

(http://prospect.org/sites/default/files/shower6.jpeg)

(http://prospect.org/sites/default/files/bath7.jpeg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2013, 02:34:20 PM
DPD, but there is some left-leaning art criticism of Dubya's work found here: http://theweek.com/article/index/239930/looking-for-clues-in-the-secret-art-work-of-george-w-bush
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 11, 2013, 02:39:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2013, 02:34:20 PM
DPD, but there is some left-leaning art criticism of Dubya's work found here: http://theweek.com/article/index/239930/looking-for-clues-in-the-secret-art-work-of-george-w-bush

As ranking Desipio left-leaning artfag, I'll go on record as saying I have zero interest in clicking that.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on February 11, 2013, 03:41:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 11, 2013, 02:39:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2013, 02:34:20 PM
DPD, but there is some left-leaning art criticism of Dubya's work found here: http://theweek.com/article/index/239930/looking-for-clues-in-the-secret-art-work-of-george-w-bush

As ranking Desipio left-leaning artfag, I'll go on record as saying I have zero interest in clicking that.

As junior Desipio left-leaning artfag, I concur.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on February 11, 2013, 03:45:39 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 11, 2013, 03:41:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 11, 2013, 02:39:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2013, 02:34:20 PM
DPD, but there is some left-leaning art criticism of Dubya's work found here: http://theweek.com/article/index/239930/looking-for-clues-in-the-secret-art-work-of-george-w-bush

As ranking Desipio left-leaning artfag, I'll go on record as saying I have zero interest in clicking that.

As junior Desipio left-leaning artfag, I concur.

Dubya loves baseball, and perhaps he was a closet Cub fan. You don't suppose that he was LoneStarCubsFan and the Desipio right-leaning artfag?

Nah.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2013, 04:30:49 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 11, 2013, 03:45:39 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 11, 2013, 03:41:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 11, 2013, 02:39:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2013, 02:34:20 PM
DPD, but there is some left-leaning art criticism of Dubya's work found here: http://theweek.com/article/index/239930/looking-for-clues-in-the-secret-art-work-of-george-w-bush

As ranking Desipio left-leaning artfag, I'll go on record as saying I have zero interest in clicking that.

As junior Desipio left-leaning artfag, I concur.

Dubya loves baseball, and perhaps he was a closet Cub fan. You don't suppose that he was LoneStarCubsFan and the Desipio right-leaning artfag?

Nah.

Probably not, but we need your creative juices to flow on a Pope-themed poll thread!!  STAT!!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on February 11, 2013, 04:32:12 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2013, 04:30:49 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 11, 2013, 03:45:39 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 11, 2013, 03:41:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 11, 2013, 02:39:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2013, 02:34:20 PM
DPD, but there is some left-leaning art criticism of Dubya's work found here: http://theweek.com/article/index/239930/looking-for-clues-in-the-secret-art-work-of-george-w-bush

As ranking Desipio left-leaning artfag, I'll go on record as saying I have zero interest in clicking that.

As junior Desipio left-leaning artfag, I concur.

Dubya loves baseball, and perhaps he was a closet Cub fan. You don't suppose that he was LoneStarCubsFan and the Desipio right-leaning artfag?

Nah.

Probably not, but we need your creative juices to flow on a Pope-themed poll thread!!  STAT!!

(||)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 11, 2013, 04:56:26 PM

Will Ted Nugent shit himself to get out of this too (http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/2013/02/ted-nugent-to-be-steve-stockmans-guest-at-state-of-the-union/)?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 12, 2013, 09:51:33 PM
(http://assets.nationaljournal.com/img/2013SOTU/SOTUNC1050.gif)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Eli on February 13, 2013, 10:35:56 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 12, 2013, 09:51:33 PM
(http://assets.nationaljournal.com/img/2013SOTU/SOTUNC1050.gif)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9uI_kIP3Ys
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on February 13, 2013, 10:37:06 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 12, 2013, 09:51:33 PM
(http://assets.nationaljournal.com/img/2013SOTU/SOTUNC1050.gif)

I listened to the speech in my car, and didn't know about it until this morning. That's all people talked about, and that's all it was? Really?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Eli on February 13, 2013, 10:43:05 AM
Quote from: Brownie on February 13, 2013, 10:37:06 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 12, 2013, 09:51:33 PM
(http://assets.nationaljournal.com/img/2013SOTU/SOTUNC1050.gif)

I listened to the speech in my car, and didn't know about it until this morning. That's all people talked about, and that's all it was? Really?

Sort of. That moment was just the culmination of a nervous, sweaty, lip-licking, mouth-smacking trainwreck of a performance.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 13, 2013, 10:48:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 13, 2013, 10:43:05 AM
Quote from: Brownie on February 13, 2013, 10:37:06 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 12, 2013, 09:51:33 PM
(http://assets.nationaljournal.com/img/2013SOTU/SOTUNC1050.gif)

I listened to the speech in my car, and didn't know about it until this morning. That's all people talked about, and that's all it was? Really?

Sort of. That moment was just the culmination of a nervous, sweaty, lip-licking, mouth-smacking trainwreck of a performance.

He's human.  The lack of anything substantially new in the speech was annoying.

Then again, the same can be said of the SOTU.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 13, 2013, 11:02:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 13, 2013, 10:43:05 AM
Quote from: Brownie on February 13, 2013, 10:37:06 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 12, 2013, 09:51:33 PM
(http://assets.nationaljournal.com/img/2013SOTU/SOTUNC1050.gif)

I listened to the speech in my car, and didn't know about it until this morning. That's all people talked about, and that's all it was? Really?

Sort of. That moment was just the culmination of a nervous, sweaty, lip-licking, mouth-smacking trainwreck of a performance.

I didn't think it was as bad as Bobby Jindal's.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on February 13, 2013, 04:09:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 13, 2013, 10:48:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 13, 2013, 10:43:05 AM
Quote from: Brownie on February 13, 2013, 10:37:06 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 12, 2013, 09:51:33 PM
(http://assets.nationaljournal.com/img/2013SOTU/SOTUNC1050.gif)

I listened to the speech in my car, and didn't know about it until this morning. That's all people talked about, and that's all it was? Really?

Sort of. That moment was just the culmination of a nervous, sweaty, lip-licking, mouth-smacking trainwreck of a performance.

He's human.  The lack of anything substantially new in the speech was annoying.

Then again, the same can be said of the SOTU.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDA64IpCAAAV1rw.jpg:large)

Really?

(And, what has Sen. Rubio ever done to Hamid Karzai?)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on February 13, 2013, 05:11:49 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 13, 2013, 04:09:03 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDA64IpCAAAV1rw.jpg:large)

Really?

No.  But this is a problem:

"More government isn't going to help you get ahead. It's going to hold you back. More government isn't going to create more opportunities. It's going to limit them."

Followed by...

"I believe in federal financial aid. I couldn't have gone to college without it."

Marco Rubio: Who you crappin'?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on February 18, 2013, 05:01:29 PM
So, Pete Ricketts for NE senate again?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 27, 2013, 01:46:07 PM
Voting Rights Act on life-support?  Maybe?  Possibly?

Kennedy gets to swing again?

Deets here: http://www.scotusblog.com/2013/02/argument-recap-voting-law-in-peril-maybe/
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on March 01, 2013, 11:57:51 AM
Maybe Paul was right. (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/leaving-nkorea-rodman-calls-kims-112105875--spt.html)

QuotePYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) -- Ending his unexpected round of basketball diplomacy in North Korea on Friday, ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman called leader Kim Jong Un an ''awesome guy'' and said his father and grandfather were ''great leaders.''

...

At Pyongyang's Sunan airport on his way to Beijing, Rodman said it was ''amazing'' that the North Koreans were ''so honest.''

...

''He's proud, his country likes him - not like him, love him, love him,'' Rodman said of Kim Jong Un. ''Guess what, I love him. The guy's really awesome.''

Well there you go then.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on March 01, 2013, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 01, 2013, 11:57:51 AM
Maybe Paul was right. (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/leaving-nkorea-rodman-calls-kims-112105875--spt.html)

QuotePYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) -- Ending his unexpected round of basketball diplomacy in North Korea on Friday, ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman called leader Kim Jong Un an ''awesome guy'' and said his father and grandfather were ''great leaders.''

...

At Pyongyang's Sunan airport on his way to Beijing, Rodman said it was ''amazing'' that the North Koreans were ''so honest.''

...

''He's proud, his country likes him - not like him, love him, love him,'' Rodman said of Kim Jong Un. ''Guess what, I love him. The guy's really awesome.''

Well there you go then.

In Dennis' defense, he spent last Friday on the exhibit floor of the Chicago Dental Society's Midwinter Meeting at McCormick Place (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151430514534717&set=a.189718299716.125319.82739694716&type=1&theater), signing autographs and posing for pictures with DDS's, hygeniests and professionals in the oral health field, probably fielding questions and comments like these:

-- "KRAUSE NEVER SHOULD OF LET THAT STEVE KERR AND JUD BUECHLER GO."
-- "WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DAT PAUL JACKSON GUY? HE WAS A GOOD COACH."
-- "YOU MUST HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO GET TRADED TO CHICAGO TO FINALLY GET YOUR RING."
-- "WHAT WAS IT LIKE PLAYING WITH ISIAH?"
-- "IS DR. DREW AS AWESOME IN PERSON AS HE IS ON DAT CELEBRITY REHAB AND TEEN MOM SHOW? WHICH SHOW WERE YOU ON AGAIN."
-- "DENNIS! MY 5-YEAR-OLD IS A HUUUUUGE FAN. CAN YOU SIGN THESE FIVE THINGS AND POSE WITH ME LIKE YOU'RE BOXING ME OUT?"

Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on March 03, 2013, 02:45:24 AM
Heh. (http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2013/03/01/andrew-breitbart-died-which-is-why-we-have-a-black-president/)

(http://static1.firedoglake.com/29/files/2013/03/toast.jpg)

Turning to the "One Year A.B. (http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/03/01/Pop-Cultural-Conservatism-Year-One-A-B-After-Breitbart)" entry, one finds this:

QuoteUltimately, Andrew's rebel cry and the "rutting class'" stodgy talking points proved as irreconcilable as "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" and William Shatner's vocal cords.

Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on March 03, 2013, 12:29:36 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/mitt-romney-kills-fox-obama-163333853--election.html

Yeah Mitt, it kills me too.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on March 05, 2013, 09:48:33 PM
(http://img2.etsystatic.com/010/0/6230905/il_fullxfull.434017298_8drs.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 10, 2013, 01:15:42 PM
Today I learned... (http://chicagophotojournal.com/2013/02/25/the-end-of-little-cheyenne-aldermen-push-to-close-down-ewing-annex-hotel/)

QuoteLittle Cheyenne was a famous Chicago vice neighborhood that first developed during the late 1800s, and survived all the way through to the 1970s. During this time, thousands of transient men have found shelter at what is now called the Ewing Annex Hotel.

Also: Why don't these poor people just buy more money?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 11, 2013, 10:18:22 AM
SODA POLICE!!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/sip-hits-fan-article-1.1284047
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 24, 2013, 12:38:24 PM
$60,000 for the ultimate Gil boner. (http://www.themarysue.com/irs-star-trek-spoof/)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 24, 2013, 01:50:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 24, 2013, 12:38:24 PM
$60,000 for the ultimate Gil boner. (http://www.themarysue.com/irs-star-trek-spoof/)

The real sin here is that they didn't even use the correct uniforms.

Billions of dollars lost in Iraq, but this $60K is a prime example of government waste.  Great logic.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on March 25, 2013, 12:39:38 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 24, 2013, 01:50:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 24, 2013, 12:38:24 PM
$60,000 for the ultimate Gil boner. (http://www.themarysue.com/irs-star-trek-spoof/)

The real sin here is that they didn't even use the correct uniforms.

Admit it, you favor the wrap-around tunic.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: morpheus on April 04, 2013, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)

I agree - why not at least *permit* this practice?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on April 04, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 04, 2013, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)

I agree - why not at least *permit* this practice?

Because the cost of losing all of someone's productivity for 15 hours isn't remotely close to the same as the cost of paying someone an extra 50% in wages for 15 hours?  You wouldn't have them work overtime if you still weren't profiting after paying their increased wage.

I like the idea, but you'd have to have a ratio that was less (probably significantly less) than 1:1 to have this make sense for an employer.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2013, 05:06:33 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 04, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 04, 2013, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)

I agree - why not at least *permit* this practice?

Because the cost of losing all of someone's productivity for 15 hours isn't remotely close to the same as the cost of paying someone an extra 50% in wages for 15 hours?  You wouldn't have them work overtime if you still weren't profiting after paying their increased wage.

I like the idea, but you'd have to have a ratio that was less (probably significantly less) than 1:1 to have this make sense for an employer.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2013/04/02/house-gop-comp-time-legislation-roby/2047715/

QuoteRoby's bill would make it legal for a private-sector employer and an employee to agree in writing that the employee will take an hour-and-a-half of comp time for every hour of overtime worked. For those in a union, the option would be available only as allowed by the collective-bargaining agreement.

...

She said employers could not force employees to use comp time, and employees could change their minds and cash out their accrued comp time.

I can't say I see anything to hate there.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: morpheus on April 05, 2013, 01:45:10 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 04, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 04, 2013, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)

I agree - why not at least *permit* this practice?

Because the cost of losing all of someone's productivity for 15 hours isn't remotely close to the same as the cost of paying someone an extra 50% in wages for 15 hours?  You wouldn't have them work overtime if you still weren't profiting after paying their increased wage.

I like the idea, but you'd have to have a ratio that was less (probably significantly less) than 1:1 to have this make sense for an employer.

Right now it's *illegal*.  I see no reason for it to be illegal. 

As for the profitability aspect, I can quite easily envision a situation in which an employer uses such a perk to attract more productive workers and comes out ahead on a net basis versus not offering the perk.  It depends more on the particular segment of the labor force used by the employer, and that segment's indifference curves.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 05, 2013, 01:45:10 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 04, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 04, 2013, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)

I agree - why not at least *permit* this practice?

Because the cost of losing all of someone's productivity for 15 hours isn't remotely close to the same as the cost of paying someone an extra 50% in wages for 15 hours?  You wouldn't have them work overtime if you still weren't profiting after paying their increased wage.

I like the idea, but you'd have to have a ratio that was less (probably significantly less) than 1:1 to have this make sense for an employer.

Right now it's *illegal*.  I see no reason for it to be illegal. 

As for the profitability aspect, I can quite easily envision a situation in which an employer uses such a perk to attract more productive workers and comes out ahead on a net basis versus not offering the perk.  It depends more on the particular segment of the labor force used by the employer, and that segment's indifference curves.

I think CFiHP's phrasing was confusing. On first read, I thought he was saying that comp time is a bad deal for employers, i.e. that 15 regular wage hours lost is somehow a greater cost than 15 extra hours paid at time and a half.

But that seemed so crazy that I felt compelled re-read it several times and ultimately decided that he meant that comp time is a bad deal for employees and that it therefore makes sense to prevent employers from using comp time abusively as an end-run around overtime laws.

From all the descriptions I've read, though, this bill wouldn't allow employers to force employees to take comp time in lieu of overtime pay, but would rather just open it up as an option for employees to choose.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on April 05, 2013, 02:38:32 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 05, 2013, 01:45:10 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 04, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 04, 2013, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)

I agree - why not at least *permit* this practice?

Because the cost of losing all of someone's productivity for 15 hours isn't remotely close to the same as the cost of paying someone an extra 50% in wages for 15 hours?  You wouldn't have them work overtime if you still weren't profiting after paying their increased wage.

I like the idea, but you'd have to have a ratio that was less (probably significantly less) than 1:1 to have this make sense for an employer.

Right now it's *illegal*.  I see no reason for it to be illegal. 

As for the profitability aspect, I can quite easily envision a situation in which an employer uses such a perk to attract more productive workers and comes out ahead on a net basis versus not offering the perk.  It depends more on the particular segment of the labor force used by the employer, and that segment's indifference curves.

I think CFiHP's phrasing was confusing. On first read, I thought he was saying that comp time is a bad deal for employers, i.e. that 15 regular wage hours lost is somehow a greater cost than 15 extra hours paid at time and a half.

But that seemed so crazy that I felt compelled re-read it several times and ultimately decided that he meant that comp time is a bad deal for employees and that it therefore makes sense to prevent employers from using comp time abusively as an end-run around overtime laws.

From all the descriptions I've read, though, this bill wouldn't allow employers to force employees to take comp time in lieu of overtime pay, but would rather just open it up as an option for employees to choose.

Employees to chose or the Employers to choose to offer it?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2013, 02:38:32 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 05, 2013, 01:45:10 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 04, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 04, 2013, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)

I agree - why not at least *permit* this practice?

Because the cost of losing all of someone's productivity for 15 hours isn't remotely close to the same as the cost of paying someone an extra 50% in wages for 15 hours?  You wouldn't have them work overtime if you still weren't profiting after paying their increased wage.

I like the idea, but you'd have to have a ratio that was less (probably significantly less) than 1:1 to have this make sense for an employer.

Right now it's *illegal*.  I see no reason for it to be illegal. 

As for the profitability aspect, I can quite easily envision a situation in which an employer uses such a perk to attract more productive workers and comes out ahead on a net basis versus not offering the perk.  It depends more on the particular segment of the labor force used by the employer, and that segment's indifference curves.

I think CFiHP's phrasing was confusing. On first read, I thought he was saying that comp time is a bad deal for employers, i.e. that 15 regular wage hours lost is somehow a greater cost than 15 extra hours paid at time and a half.

But that seemed so crazy that I felt compelled re-read it several times and ultimately decided that he meant that comp time is a bad deal for employees and that it therefore makes sense to prevent employers from using comp time abusively as an end-run around overtime laws.

From all the descriptions I've read, though, this bill wouldn't allow employers to force employees to take comp time in lieu of overtime pay, but would rather just open it up as an option for employees to choose.

Employees to chose or the Employers to choose to offer it?

According to what I've read, both.

It would allow employers to offer their employees a choice.

Employers may choose not to offer comp time. And, if comp time is offered, employees may still choose not to accept comp time in place of overtime pay.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2013, 03:32:46 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2013, 02:38:32 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 05, 2013, 01:45:10 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 04, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 04, 2013, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)

I agree - why not at least *permit* this practice?

Because the cost of losing all of someone's productivity for 15 hours isn't remotely close to the same as the cost of paying someone an extra 50% in wages for 15 hours?  You wouldn't have them work overtime if you still weren't profiting after paying their increased wage.

I like the idea, but you'd have to have a ratio that was less (probably significantly less) than 1:1 to have this make sense for an employer.

Right now it's *illegal*.  I see no reason for it to be illegal. 

As for the profitability aspect, I can quite easily envision a situation in which an employer uses such a perk to attract more productive workers and comes out ahead on a net basis versus not offering the perk.  It depends more on the particular segment of the labor force used by the employer, and that segment's indifference curves.

I think CFiHP's phrasing was confusing. On first read, I thought he was saying that comp time is a bad deal for employers, i.e. that 15 regular wage hours lost is somehow a greater cost than 15 extra hours paid at time and a half.

But that seemed so crazy that I felt compelled re-read it several times and ultimately decided that he meant that comp time is a bad deal for employees and that it therefore makes sense to prevent employers from using comp time abusively as an end-run around overtime laws.

From all the descriptions I've read, though, this bill wouldn't allow employers to force employees to take comp time in lieu of overtime pay, but would rather just open it up as an option for employees to choose.

Employees to chose or the Employers to choose to offer it?

According to what I've read, both.

It would allow employers to offer their employees a choice.

Employers may choose not to offer comp time. And, if comp time is offered, employees may still choose not to accept comp time in place of overtime pay.

In my experience, many employees, especially in large plants, work overtime as a matter of course.  They don't necessarily need the extra money, mind you, but work it because their boss orders them to or because their name was next on an overtime list.

Allowing employees (at their own discretion, which I think is critical for this bill to pass) to allocate their 1.5 hours into regular vacation and/or sick hours is not such a bad thing, i.e. converting 10 hours of OT into 15 hours of PTO.

Liberals will probably balk because they'd probably prefer that employers be mandated to provide paid time off, but this is a fine start towards achieving those ends.

Incidentally, my only suggestion to the bill would amend the FLSA to make overtime become 2x the hourly rate, as opposed to 1.5.  Overtime regulations were designed to increase employment by incentivizing employers to hire new employees at straight-time rather than pay more costly workers the increased OT rate.  Though, I suppose the objection to that would be that employers would have to expend more resources in training and preparing a new employee than just paying the increased rate (and that you shouldn't penalize an employer when they refuse to hire new, and potentially, inexperienced employees).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on April 05, 2013, 04:20:09 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2013, 03:32:46 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 03:14:11 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2013, 02:38:32 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 05, 2013, 01:45:10 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 04, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 04, 2013, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)

I agree - why not at least *permit* this practice?

Because the cost of losing all of someone's productivity for 15 hours isn't remotely close to the same as the cost of paying someone an extra 50% in wages for 15 hours?  You wouldn't have them work overtime if you still weren't profiting after paying their increased wage.

I like the idea, but you'd have to have a ratio that was less (probably significantly less) than 1:1 to have this make sense for an employer.

Right now it's *illegal*.  I see no reason for it to be illegal. 

As for the profitability aspect, I can quite easily envision a situation in which an employer uses such a perk to attract more productive workers and comes out ahead on a net basis versus not offering the perk.  It depends more on the particular segment of the labor force used by the employer, and that segment's indifference curves.

I think CFiHP's phrasing was confusing. On first read, I thought he was saying that comp time is a bad deal for employers, i.e. that 15 regular wage hours lost is somehow a greater cost than 15 extra hours paid at time and a half.

But that seemed so crazy that I felt compelled re-read it several times and ultimately decided that he meant that comp time is a bad deal for employees and that it therefore makes sense to prevent employers from using comp time abusively as an end-run around overtime laws.

From all the descriptions I've read, though, this bill wouldn't allow employers to force employees to take comp time in lieu of overtime pay, but would rather just open it up as an option for employees to choose.

Employees to chose or the Employers to choose to offer it?

According to what I've read, both.

It would allow employers to offer their employees a choice.

Employers may choose not to offer comp time. And, if comp time is offered, employees may still choose not to accept comp time in place of overtime pay.

In my experience, many employees, especially in large plants, work overtime as a matter of course.  They don't necessarily need the extra money, mind you, but work it because their boss orders them to or because their name was next on an overtime list.

Allowing employees (at their own discretion, which I think is critical for this bill to pass) to allocate their 1.5 hours into regular vacation and/or sick hours is not such a bad thing, i.e. converting 10 hours of OT into 15 hours of PTO.

Liberals will probably balk because they'd probably prefer that employers be mandated to provide paid time off, but this is a fine start towards achieving those ends.

Incidentally, my only suggestion to the bill would amend the FLSA to make overtime become 2x the hourly rate, as opposed to 1.5.  Overtime regulations were designed to increase employment by incentivizing employers to hire new employees at straight-time rather than pay more costly workers the increased OT rate.  Though, I suppose the objection to that would be that employers would have to expend more resources in training and preparing a new employee than just paying the increased rate (and that you shouldn't penalize an employer when they refuse to hire new, and potentially, inexperienced employees).

My experience is that where it is the employee's option in a non-union situation the employee is afraid to not choose whatever the employer wants him to choose.  We file dozens of FLSA suits annually to collect for meal and rest breaks where the employers claim that they didn't know that the employees were working through their breaks.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 05, 2013, 01:45:10 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 04, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 04, 2013, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)

I agree - why not at least *permit* this practice?

Because the cost of losing all of someone's productivity for 15 hours isn't remotely close to the same as the cost of paying someone an extra 50% in wages for 15 hours?  You wouldn't have them work overtime if you still weren't profiting after paying their increased wage.

I like the idea, but you'd have to have a ratio that was less (probably significantly less) than 1:1 to have this make sense for an employer.

Right now it's *illegal*.  I see no reason for it to be illegal. 

As for the profitability aspect, I can quite easily envision a situation in which an employer uses such a perk to attract more productive workers and comes out ahead on a net basis versus not offering the perk.  It depends more on the particular segment of the labor force used by the employer, and that segment's indifference curves.

I think CFiHP's phrasing was confusing. On first read, I thought he was saying that comp time is a bad deal for employers, i.e. that 15 regular wage hours lost is somehow a greater cost than 15 extra hours paid at time and a half.

But that seemed so crazy that I felt compelled re-read it several times and ultimately decided that he meant that comp time is a bad deal for employees and that it therefore makes sense to prevent employers from using comp time abusively as an end-run around overtime laws.

From all the descriptions I've read, though, this bill wouldn't allow employers to force employees to take comp time in lieu of overtime pay, but would rather just open it up as an option for employees to choose.

No, I meant it was probably a bad deal for most employers.  If someone is working overtime, it's because they're still adding value at time and a half.  Presumably you don't have people work overtime to lower the bottom line.

I don't think many employers would choose to allow time and a half to convert to additional time off at a future time, because that's a total loss of productivity at that future point. 

If an employee getting $10 an hour is worth $20 an hour to me as an employer, I'd rather pay the $15 up front (and pocket the $5) for an extra hour of work than lose $30 the next month when they take the 1.5 hours off (sure, I made the full $20 off their overtime hour of labor, but I'm at a net loss of $10 when they cost me $30 the next month - and more if I now have to hire another worker to cover people's comp time).  The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.

I'm all for flexibility for employees, but I wouldn't be shocked if workplaces that can easily define a worker's value based on output metrics (manufacturing, for instance) don't offer this.  I wouldn't be surprised if few employers offer it altogether.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM
The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.


Proof?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: morpheus on April 08, 2013, 11:23:06 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 05, 2013, 01:45:10 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 04, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 04, 2013, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)

I agree - why not at least *permit* this practice?

Because the cost of losing all of someone's productivity for 15 hours isn't remotely close to the same as the cost of paying someone an extra 50% in wages for 15 hours?  You wouldn't have them work overtime if you still weren't profiting after paying their increased wage.

I like the idea, but you'd have to have a ratio that was less (probably significantly less) than 1:1 to have this make sense for an employer.

Right now it's *illegal*.  I see no reason for it to be illegal. 

As for the profitability aspect, I can quite easily envision a situation in which an employer uses such a perk to attract more productive workers and comes out ahead on a net basis versus not offering the perk.  It depends more on the particular segment of the labor force used by the employer, and that segment's indifference curves.

I think CFiHP's phrasing was confusing. On first read, I thought he was saying that comp time is a bad deal for employers, i.e. that 15 regular wage hours lost is somehow a greater cost than 15 extra hours paid at time and a half.

But that seemed so crazy that I felt compelled re-read it several times and ultimately decided that he meant that comp time is a bad deal for employees and that it therefore makes sense to prevent employers from using comp time abusively as an end-run around overtime laws.

From all the descriptions I've read, though, this bill wouldn't allow employers to force employees to take comp time in lieu of overtime pay, but would rather just open it up as an option for employees to choose.

No, I meant it was probably a bad deal for most employers.  If someone is working overtime, it's because they're still adding value at time and a half.  Presumably you don't have people work overtime to lower the bottom line.

I don't think many employers would choose to allow time and a half to convert to additional time off at a future time, because that's a total loss of productivity at that future point. 

If an employee getting $10 an hour is worth $20 an hour to me as an employer, I'd rather pay the $15 up front (and pocket the $5) for an extra hour of work than lose $30 the next month when they take the 1.5 hours off (sure, I made the full $20 off their overtime hour of labor, but I'm at a net loss of $10 when they cost me $30 the next month - and more if I now have to hire another worker to cover people's comp time).  The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.

I'm all for flexibility for employees, but I wouldn't be shocked if workplaces that can easily define a worker's value based on output metrics (manufacturing, for instance) don't offer this.  I wouldn't be surprised if few employers offer it altogether.

As long as we've agreed that it shouldn't be *illegal* then we can start talking about economically optimal activity.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 08, 2013, 11:31:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM
The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.


Proof?

You.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2013, 12:09:26 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 05, 2013, 01:45:10 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 04, 2013, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 04, 2013, 12:55:36 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 04, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
A Republican, from Alabama no less, has a good idea on workplace legislation. (http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/291783-house-to-pursue-bill-giving-private-sector-workers-more-family-time)

I agree - why not at least *permit* this practice?

Because the cost of losing all of someone's productivity for 15 hours isn't remotely close to the same as the cost of paying someone an extra 50% in wages for 15 hours?  You wouldn't have them work overtime if you still weren't profiting after paying their increased wage.

I like the idea, but you'd have to have a ratio that was less (probably significantly less) than 1:1 to have this make sense for an employer.

Right now it's *illegal*.  I see no reason for it to be illegal. 

As for the profitability aspect, I can quite easily envision a situation in which an employer uses such a perk to attract more productive workers and comes out ahead on a net basis versus not offering the perk.  It depends more on the particular segment of the labor force used by the employer, and that segment's indifference curves.

I think CFiHP's phrasing was confusing. On first read, I thought he was saying that comp time is a bad deal for employers, i.e. that 15 regular wage hours lost is somehow a greater cost than 15 extra hours paid at time and a half.

But that seemed so crazy that I felt compelled re-read it several times and ultimately decided that he meant that comp time is a bad deal for employees and that it therefore makes sense to prevent employers from using comp time abusively as an end-run around overtime laws.

From all the descriptions I've read, though, this bill wouldn't allow employers to force employees to take comp time in lieu of overtime pay, but would rather just open it up as an option for employees to choose.

No, I meant it was probably a bad deal for most employers.  If someone is working overtime, it's because they're still adding value at time and a half.  Presumably you don't have people work overtime to lower the bottom line.

I don't think many employers would choose to allow time and a half to convert to additional time off at a future time, because that's a total loss of productivity at that future point. 

If an employee getting $10 an hour is worth $20 an hour to me as an employer, I'd rather pay the $15 up front (and pocket the $5) for an extra hour of work than lose $30 the next month when they take the 1.5 hours off (sure, I made the full $20 off their overtime hour of labor, but I'm at a net loss of $10 when they cost me $30 the next month - and more if I now have to hire another worker to cover people's comp time).  The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.

I'm all for flexibility for employees, but I wouldn't be shocked if workplaces that can easily define a worker's value based on output metrics (manufacturing, for instance) don't offer this.  I wouldn't be surprised if few employers offer it altogether.

OK... Charitable reading withdrawn.

You really are saying that the reason the Fair Labor Standards Act currently won't allow employers to give comp time in lieu of overtime pay is that said employers wouldn't want to anyways?

???

By your math, no companies would ever hire all-part-time workforces because the employees would cost too damn much. $10/hour for $20/hour of value for 20 hours a week minus $20 of value lost for each of the 20 hours additional hours they could have been working? Why, that's a net loss of $200 a week for every single employee!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 08, 2013, 12:25:34 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM
The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.


Proof?

Yeah, that's a pretty outrageous claim made without a scintilla of evidence.

Comp time is the only recourse I have in this office when I work past 5, which is every fucking day, typically to 8; bear in mind I start at 7.  We have three attorneys in this office and the caseload of a mid-sized law firm; one would be hard-pressed to prep witnesses, prepare briefs, and conduct all of the necessary pre-trial work without incurring comp time.

Moreover, because of said work, I hardly utilize the comp time that I do incur.

Given all of this, I'd much rather take the overtime, but alas, here I am.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2013, 01:03:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 08, 2013, 12:25:34 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM
The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.


Proof?

Yeah, that's a pretty outrageous claim made without a scintilla of evidence.

Comp time is the only recourse I have in this office when I work past 5, which is every fucking day, typically to 8; bear in mind I start at 7.  We have three attorneys in this office and the caseload of a mid-sized law firm; one would be hard-pressed to prep witnesses, prepare briefs, and conduct all of the necessary pre-trial work without incurring comp time.

Moreover, because of said work, I hardly utilize the comp time that I do incur.

Given all of this, I'd much rather take the overtime, but alas, here I am.

It's almost as if comp time winds up costing your employer less money for the same amount of work.

But that flies in the face of the economics of employee opportunity cost as told by CFiHP.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on April 08, 2013, 05:01:16 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2013, 01:03:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 08, 2013, 12:25:34 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM
The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.


Proof?

Yeah, that's a pretty outrageous claim made without a scintilla of evidence.

Comp time is the only recourse I have in this office when I work past 5, which is every fucking day, typically to 8; bear in mind I start at 7.  We have three attorneys in this office and the caseload of a mid-sized law firm; one would be hard-pressed to prep witnesses, prepare briefs, and conduct all of the necessary pre-trial work without incurring comp time.

Moreover, because of said work, I hardly utilize the comp time that I do incur.

Given all of this, I'd much rather take the overtime, but alas, here I am.

It's almost as if comp time winds up costing your employer less money for the same amount of work.

But that flies in the face of the economics of employee opportunity cost as told by CFiHP.

I don't think anybody outside of HR was particularly pleased the day the U. of C. forbade both comp time and use of vacation time in less than full-day increments for staff while conveniently overlooking their freewheeling classification of positions as exempt.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on April 08, 2013, 05:31:38 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 08, 2013, 12:25:34 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM
The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.


Proof?

Yeah, that's a pretty outrageous claim made without a scintilla of evidence.

Comp time is the only recourse I have in this office when I work past 5, which is every fucking day, typically to 8; bear in mind I start at 7.  We have three attorneys in this office and the caseload of a mid-sized law firm; one would be hard-pressed to prep witnesses, prepare briefs, and conduct all of the necessary pre-trial work without incurring comp time.

Moreover, because of said work, I hardly utilize the comp time that I do incur.

Given all of this, I'd much rather take the overtime, but alas, here I am.

Wow, that's hell of a workload for a guy who's not even a real lawyer.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Shooter on April 08, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM

If an employee getting $10 an hour is worth $20 an hour to me as an employer, I'd rather pay the $15 up front (and pocket the $5) for an extra hour of work than lose $30 the next month when they take the 1.5 hours off (sure, I made the full $20 off their overtime hour of labor, but I'm at a net loss of $10 when they cost me $30 the next month - and more if I now have to hire another worker to cover people's comp time).  The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.

I'm all for flexibility for employees, but I wouldn't be shocked if workplaces that can easily define a worker's value based on output metrics (manufacturing, for instance) don't offer this.  I wouldn't be surprised if few employers offer it altogether.
Unless my understanding is wrong, comp time is one-for-one, isn't it? The employee's choices are pay at 1-1/2 times their normal rate, or getting the hour "back."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 08, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM

If an employee getting $10 an hour is worth $20 an hour to me as an employer, I'd rather pay the $15 up front (and pocket the $5) for an extra hour of work than lose $30 the next month when they take the 1.5 hours off (sure, I made the full $20 off their overtime hour of labor, but I'm at a net loss of $10 when they cost me $30 the next month - and more if I now have to hire another worker to cover people's comp time).  The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.

I'm all for flexibility for employees, but I wouldn't be shocked if workplaces that can easily define a worker's value based on output metrics (manufacturing, for instance) don't offer this.  I wouldn't be surprised if few employers offer it altogether.
Unless my understanding is wrong, comp time is one-for-one, isn't it? The employee's choices are pay at 1-1/2 times their normal rate, or getting the hour "back."

The people that I know who can get comp time get it at 1.5x. I  only get comp time for hours worked. That's on the Illinois A.AFSCME contract.. so, I think it varies
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2013, 08:48:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 08, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM

If an employee getting $10 an hour is worth $20 an hour to me as an employer, I'd rather pay the $15 up front (and pocket the $5) for an extra hour of work than lose $30 the next month when they take the 1.5 hours off (sure, I made the full $20 off their overtime hour of labor, but I'm at a net loss of $10 when they cost me $30 the next month - and more if I now have to hire another worker to cover people's comp time).  The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.

I'm all for flexibility for employees, but I wouldn't be shocked if workplaces that can easily define a worker's value based on output metrics (manufacturing, for instance) don't offer this.  I wouldn't be surprised if few employers offer it altogether.
Unless my understanding is wrong, comp time is one-for-one, isn't it? The employee's choices are pay at 1-1/2 times their normal rate, or getting the hour "back."

The people that I know who can get comp time get it at 1.5x. I  only get comp time for hours worked. That's on the Illinois A.AFSCME contract.. so, I think it varies

I don't think there's any text submitted for the bill in question yet, but the descriptions I've seen (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8284.msg264955#msg264955) suggest comp time at 150% the overtime hours.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenFoe on April 09, 2013, 10:45:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2013, 08:48:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 08, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM

If an employee getting $10 an hour is worth $20 an hour to me as an employer, I'd rather pay the $15 up front (and pocket the $5) for an extra hour of work than lose $30 the next month when they take the 1.5 hours off (sure, I made the full $20 off their overtime hour of labor, but I'm at a net loss of $10 when they cost me $30 the next month - and more if I now have to hire another worker to cover people's comp time).  The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.

I'm all for flexibility for employees, but I wouldn't be shocked if workplaces that can easily define a worker's value based on output metrics (manufacturing, for instance) don't offer this.  I wouldn't be surprised if few employers offer it altogether.
Unless my understanding is wrong, comp time is one-for-one, isn't it? The employee's choices are pay at 1-1/2 times their normal rate, or getting the hour "back."

The people that I know who can get comp time get it at 1.5x. I  only get comp time for hours worked. That's on the Illinois A.AFSCME contract.. so, I think it varies

I don't think there's any text submitted for the bill in question yet, but the descriptions I've seen (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8284.msg264955#msg264955) suggest comp time at 150% the overtime hours.

I cannot believe that this is still a conversation. 
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 09, 2013, 10:49:05 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2013, 10:45:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2013, 08:48:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 08, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM

If an employee getting $10 an hour is worth $20 an hour to me as an employer, I'd rather pay the $15 up front (and pocket the $5) for an extra hour of work than lose $30 the next month when they take the 1.5 hours off (sure, I made the full $20 off their overtime hour of labor, but I'm at a net loss of $10 when they cost me $30 the next month - and more if I now have to hire another worker to cover people's comp time).  The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.

I'm all for flexibility for employees, but I wouldn't be shocked if workplaces that can easily define a worker's value based on output metrics (manufacturing, for instance) don't offer this.  I wouldn't be surprised if few employers offer it altogether.
Unless my understanding is wrong, comp time is one-for-one, isn't it? The employee's choices are pay at 1-1/2 times their normal rate, or getting the hour "back."

The people that I know who can get comp time get it at 1.5x. I  only get comp time for hours worked. That's on the Illinois A.AFSCME contract.. so, I think it varies

I don't think there's any text submitted for the bill in question yet, but the descriptions I've seen (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8284.msg264955#msg264955) suggest comp time at 150% the overtime hours.

I cannot believe that this is still a conversation. 

It's one of the better conversations this thread has produced in a while, so shut your whore mouth!!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Tonker on April 09, 2013, 10:51:44 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 09, 2013, 10:49:05 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2013, 10:45:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2013, 08:48:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 08, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM

If an employee getting $10 an hour is worth $20 an hour to me as an employer, I'd rather pay the $15 up front (and pocket the $5) for an extra hour of work than lose $30 the next month when they take the 1.5 hours off (sure, I made the full $20 off their overtime hour of labor, but I'm at a net loss of $10 when they cost me $30 the next month - and more if I now have to hire another worker to cover people's comp time).  The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.

I'm all for flexibility for employees, but I wouldn't be shocked if workplaces that can easily define a worker's value based on output metrics (manufacturing, for instance) don't offer this.  I wouldn't be surprised if few employers offer it altogether.
Unless my understanding is wrong, comp time is one-for-one, isn't it? The employee's choices are pay at 1-1/2 times their normal rate, or getting the hour "back."

The people that I know who can get comp time get it at 1.5x. I  only get comp time for hours worked. That's on the Illinois A.AFSCME contract.. so, I think it varies

I don't think there's any text submitted for the bill in question yet, but the descriptions I've seen (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8284.msg264955#msg264955) suggest comp time at 150% the overtime hours.

I cannot believe that this is still a conversation. 

It's one of the better conversations this thread has produced in a while, so shut your whore mouth!!

It is?  I've nodded off three times just on this page.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 09, 2013, 11:09:29 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 09, 2013, 10:51:44 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 09, 2013, 10:49:05 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2013, 10:45:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2013, 08:48:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 08, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM

If an employee getting $10 an hour is worth $20 an hour to me as an employer, I'd rather pay the $15 up front (and pocket the $5) for an extra hour of work than lose $30 the next month when they take the 1.5 hours off (sure, I made the full $20 off their overtime hour of labor, but I'm at a net loss of $10 when they cost me $30 the next month - and more if I now have to hire another worker to cover people's comp time).  The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.

I'm all for flexibility for employees, but I wouldn't be shocked if workplaces that can easily define a worker's value based on output metrics (manufacturing, for instance) don't offer this.  I wouldn't be surprised if few employers offer it altogether.
Unless my understanding is wrong, comp time is one-for-one, isn't it? The employee's choices are pay at 1-1/2 times their normal rate, or getting the hour "back."

The people that I know who can get comp time get it at 1.5x. I  only get comp time for hours worked. That's on the Illinois A.AFSCME contract.. so, I think it varies

I don't think there's any text submitted for the bill in question yet, but the descriptions I've seen (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8284.msg264955#msg264955) suggest comp time at 150% the overtime hours.

I cannot believe that this is still a conversation. 

It's one of the better conversations this thread has produced in a while, so shut your whore mouth!!

It is?  I've nodded off three times just on this page.

While you were sleeping, Veet was applied to your knob and bollocks.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on April 15, 2013, 11:45:24 AM
It is not personal, Gil, it is business...


House Votes to Shut Down Labor Board

By Todd Ruger

The National Law Journal

April 12, 2013

   
WASHINGTON — The House voted Friday to shut down the National Labor Relations Board, with one Republican congressman calling the board "worse than useless" since a recent appeals court ruling voided the recess appointments of two board members.

The bill, called the Preventing Greater Uncertainty in Labor-Management Relations Act, calls for the NLRB to stop activity until the Senate confirms new members or the U.S. Supreme Court rules on the constitutionality of President Barack Obama's appointments.

The House voted 219-209 to pass the bill, which will likely stall in the Democrat-controlled Senate. Under the bill, the board would also be prevented from enforcing any decision, rule or vote made after Jan. 4, 2012, when Obama made the recess appointments.

Representative John Kline, R-Minn., said that the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit's decision in Noel Canning v. NLRB in January means uncertainty for both employers and employees who depend on the board to enforce the law. He called the board "dysfunctional" and said all its decisions are now suspect.







   



   





   
   
   
       



Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 15, 2013, 12:05:30 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 15, 2013, 11:45:24 AM
He called the board "dysfunctional" and said all its decisions are now suspect.

Your modern GOP: drowns government in bathtub, remarks on body's lack of movement afterward.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 15, 2013, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 15, 2013, 11:45:24 AM
It is not personal, Gil, it is business...


House Votes to Shut Down Labor Board

By Todd Ruger

The National Law Journal

April 12, 2013

   
WASHINGTON — The House voted Friday to shut down the National Labor Relations Board, with one Republican congressman calling the board "worse than useless" since a recent appeals court ruling voided the recess appointments of two board members.

The bill, called the Preventing Greater Uncertainty in Labor-Management Relations Act, calls for the NLRB to stop activity until the Senate confirms new members or the U.S. Supreme Court rules on the constitutionality of President Barack Obama's appointments.

The House voted 219-209 to pass the bill, which will likely stall in the Democrat-controlled Senate. Under the bill, the board would also be prevented from enforcing any decision, rule or vote made after Jan. 4, 2012, when Obama made the recess appointments.

Representative John Kline, R-Minn., said that the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit's decision in Noel Canning v. NLRB in January means uncertainty for both employers and employees who depend on the board to enforce the law. He called the board "dysfunctional" and said all its decisions are now suspect.







   



   





   
   
   
       





I know there's an Easter egg somewhere in all that whitespace, and I intend to use all day to find it.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on April 15, 2013, 12:52:36 PM
Someday I am going to have to learn how to quote from an article without cutting and pasting.  Won't someone cut me some slack for being one of the few computer users who was born before the transistor radio was invented?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenFoe on April 15, 2013, 01:24:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 15, 2013, 12:52:36 PM
Someday I am going to have to learn how to quote from an article without cutting and pasting.  Won't someone cut me some slack for being one of the few computer users who was born before the transistor radio was invented?

Honestly, the fact that you use a message board, link to things, quote things AND have seen the Cubs in a World Series is incredible. 
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 15, 2013, 02:23:38 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 15, 2013, 11:45:24 AM
It is not personal, Gil, it is business...


House Votes to Shut Down Labor Board

By Todd Ruger

The National Law Journal

April 12, 2013

   
WASHINGTON — The House voted Friday to shut down the National Labor Relations Board, with one Republican congressman calling the board "worse than useless" since a recent appeals court ruling voided the recess appointments of two board members.

The bill, called the Preventing Greater Uncertainty in Labor-Management Relations Act, calls for the NLRB to stop activity until the Senate confirms new members or the U.S. Supreme Court rules on the constitutionality of President Barack Obama's appointments.

The House voted 219-209 to pass the bill, which will likely stall in the Democrat-controlled Senate. Under the bill, the board would also be prevented from enforcing any decision, rule or vote made after Jan. 4, 2012, when Obama made the recess appointments.

Representative John Kline, R-Minn., said that the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit's decision in Noel Canning v. NLRB in January means uncertainty for both employers and employees who depend on the board to enforce the law. He called the board "dysfunctional" and said all its decisions are now suspect.

Yeah, it's bullshit politics.  Granted, this is a problem that is 6 years in the making, at least as the Board is concerned.  It began when Senate Democrats wouldn't vote to confirm Bush's NLRB appointments in 2007, beginning this trend of pro forma sessions in the Senate.  Then the Board went down to 2 members, we got scolded by SCOTUS in the New Process case, and now we're back at square one, only now, a Democrat is in the White House.

Once we get either a confirmed Board, for which we now have a full slate of nominees or the Supreme Court's anticipated smack down of the insanely silly and legally tendentious Noel Canning decision, we're in a very nebulous period.

Honestly, though many management practitioners wouldn't advise this, compliance with the NLRB at this point (until we get a Board or the Supreme Court intervenes) is almost voluntary.  You can appeal every decision of an ALJ or a Regional Director and cite Noel Canning and boom, the matter is in limbo.

It sucks, but this is really a pox on both your houses kind of thing.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on April 16, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
Oops!

Quote...all I can hope is that future historians note that one of the core empirical points providing the intellectual foundation for the global move to austerity in the early 2010s was based on someone accidentally not updating a row formula in Excel.

http://www.nextnewdeal.net/rortybomb/researchers-finally-replicated-reinhart-rogoff-and-there-are-serious-problems
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 16, 2013, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
Oops!

Quote...all I can hope is that future historians note that one of the core empirical points providing the intellectual foundation for the global move to austerity in the early 2010s was based on someone accidentally not updating a row formula in Excel.

http://www.nextnewdeal.net/rortybomb/researchers-finally-replicated-reinhart-rogoff-and-there-are-serious-problems

Kind of odd that they didn't release their data in the first place, isn't it?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on April 16, 2013, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 16, 2013, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
Oops!

Quote...all I can hope is that future historians note that one of the core empirical points providing the intellectual foundation for the global move to austerity in the early 2010s was based on someone accidentally not updating a row formula in Excel.

http://www.nextnewdeal.net/rortybomb/researchers-finally-replicated-reinhart-rogoff-and-there-are-serious-problems

Kind of odd that they didn't release their data in the first place, isn't it?

They didn't have the data in front of them, at the time.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: morpheus on April 16, 2013, 02:47:38 PM
Barry Ritholtz has the implications about right:

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2013/04/did-reinhart-rogoff-screw-up-their-debt-research/

QuoteAll of these bias the results towards their conclusion. If this is verified, it will be the biggest academic snafu since Professor Jeremy Siegel messed up his book Stocks for the Long Run relying on bad data.

This does not justify running huge deficits, but it also removes all of the urgency of the Austerity camp. A much more slow form of de-leveraging – what Ray Dalio calls "the Beautiful de-leveraging" — and not austerity is what appears to be what is called for.

That is, assuming R&R don't have some more meaningful explanation as to why they did what they did.  (outside of the spreadsheet error, which is, of course, inexcusable)

Also: I love his disclaimer:

QuotePlease use the comments to demonstrate your own ignorance, unfamiliarity with empirical data and lack of respect for scientific knowledge. Be sure to create straw men and argue against things I have neither said nor implied. If you could repeat previously discredited memes or steer the conversation into irrelevant, off topic discussions, it would be appreciated. Lastly, kindly forgo all civility in your discourse . . . you are, after all, anonymous.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 16, 2013, 02:48:55 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2013, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 16, 2013, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
Oops!

Quote...all I can hope is that future historians note that one of the core empirical points providing the intellectual foundation for the global move to austerity in the early 2010s was based on someone accidentally not updating a row formula in Excel.

http://www.nextnewdeal.net/rortybomb/researchers-finally-replicated-reinhart-rogoff-and-there-are-serious-problems

Kind of odd that they didn't release their data in the first place, isn't it?

They didn't have the data in front of them, at the time.

Datases are quite expensive these days.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on April 16, 2013, 03:29:09 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
Oops!

Quote...all I can hope is that future historians note that one of the core empirical points providing the intellectual foundation for the global move to austerity in the early 2010s was based on someone accidentally not updating a row formula in Excel.

http://www.nextnewdeal.net/rortybomb/researchers-finally-replicated-reinhart-rogoff-and-there-are-serious-problems

Intrepid Reader: Tonker:
I woulda rocked that excel sheet in its arse.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on April 16, 2013, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 16, 2013, 02:48:55 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2013, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 16, 2013, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
Oops!

Quote...all I can hope is that future historians note that one of the core empirical points providing the intellectual foundation for the global move to austerity in the early 2010s was based on someone accidentally not updating a row formula in Excel.

http://www.nextnewdeal.net/rortybomb/researchers-finally-replicated-reinhart-rogoff-and-there-are-serious-problems

Kind of odd that they didn't release their data in the first place, isn't it?

They didn't have the data in front of them, at the time.

Datases are quite expensive these days.

Hopefully this is the part where Tank digs up the log on this particular joke because although I'm pretty sure I was involved in the original discussion I'm having a hard time remembering the details on this one. Was it Chuck who couldn't find his database?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: BH on April 16, 2013, 03:43:21 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 16, 2013, 02:48:55 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2013, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 16, 2013, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
Oops!

Quote...all I can hope is that future historians note that one of the core empirical points providing the intellectual foundation for the global move to austerity in the early 2010s was based on someone accidentally not updating a row formula in Excel.

http://www.nextnewdeal.net/rortybomb/researchers-finally-replicated-reinhart-rogoff-and-there-are-serious-problems

Kind of odd that they didn't release their data in the first place, isn't it?

They didn't have the data in front of them, at the time.

Datases are quite expensive these days.

Hopefully this is the part where Tank digs up the log on this particular joke because although I'm pretty sure I was involved in the original discussion I'm having a hard time remembering the details on this one. Was it Chuck who couldn't find his database?

It was Fork. I can't remember the details, but assume he was either trying to track his injuries and recoveries or favorite places to eat around new york city.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: morpheus on April 16, 2013, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 16, 2013, 02:48:55 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2013, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 16, 2013, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
Oops!

Quote...all I can hope is that future historians note that one of the core empirical points providing the intellectual foundation for the global move to austerity in the early 2010s was based on someone accidentally not updating a row formula in Excel.

http://www.nextnewdeal.net/rortybomb/researchers-finally-replicated-reinhart-rogoff-and-there-are-serious-problems

Kind of odd that they didn't release their data in the first place, isn't it?

They didn't have the data in front of them, at the time.

Datases are quite expensive these days.

Hopefully this is the part where Tank digs up the log on this particular joke because although I'm pretty sure I was involved in the original discussion I'm having a hard time remembering the details on this one. Was it Chuck who couldn't find his database?

No BH (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?date=2011-10-12&highlight=p139070046#p139070046).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: BH on April 16, 2013, 03:50:11 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 16, 2013, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 16, 2013, 02:48:55 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2013, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 16, 2013, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
Oops!

Quote...all I can hope is that future historians note that one of the core empirical points providing the intellectual foundation for the global move to austerity in the early 2010s was based on someone accidentally not updating a row formula in Excel.

http://www.nextnewdeal.net/rortybomb/researchers-finally-replicated-reinhart-rogoff-and-there-are-serious-problems

Kind of odd that they didn't release their data in the first place, isn't it?

They didn't have the data in front of them, at the time.

Datases are quite expensive these days.

Hopefully this is the part where Tank digs up the log on this particular joke because although I'm pretty sure I was involved in the original discussion I'm having a hard time remembering the details on this one. Was it Chuck who couldn't find his database?

No BH (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?date=2011-10-12&highlight=p139070046#p139070046).

I was referring to the "datase", wasn't the Fork?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: morpheus on April 16, 2013, 03:53:06 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 16, 2013, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
Oops!

Quote...all I can hope is that future historians note that one of the core empirical points providing the intellectual foundation for the global move to austerity in the early 2010s was based on someone accidentally not updating a row formula in Excel.

http://www.nextnewdeal.net/rortybomb/researchers-finally-replicated-reinhart-rogoff-and-there-are-serious-problems

Kind of odd that they didn't release their data in the first place, isn't it?

They've already issued a short response.  (http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2013/04/16/reinhart-rogoff-response-to-critique/)  It sounds like they've already anticipated some of the critique and addressed it in their JEP paper.  

EDIT: the last paragraph seems particularly relevant.
QuoteLastly, our 2012 JEP paper cites papers from the BIS, IMF and OECD (among others) which virtually all find very similar conclusions to original findings, albeit with slight differences in threshold, and many nuances of alternative interpretation.. These later papers, by the way, use a variety of methodologies for dealing with non-linearity and also for trying to determine causation. Of course much further research is needed as the data we developed and is being used in these studies is new. Nevertheless, the weight of the evidence to date –including this latest comment — seems entirely consistent with our original interpretation of the data in our 2010 AER paper.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 16, 2013, 03:54:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 16, 2013, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 16, 2013, 02:48:55 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2013, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 16, 2013, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
Oops!

Quote...all I can hope is that future historians note that one of the core empirical points providing the intellectual foundation for the global move to austerity in the early 2010s was based on someone accidentally not updating a row formula in Excel.

http://www.nextnewdeal.net/rortybomb/researchers-finally-replicated-reinhart-rogoff-and-there-are-serious-problems

Kind of odd that they didn't release their data in the first place, isn't it?

They didn't have the data in front of them, at the time.

Datases are quite expensive these days.

Hopefully this is the part where Tank digs up the log on this particular joke because although I'm pretty sure I was involved in the original discussion I'm having a hard time remembering the details on this one. Was it Chuck who couldn't find his database?

No BH (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?date=2011-10-12&highlight=p139070046#p139070046).

Specifically (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p139075526&date=2011-10-12#p139075526):

Quote from: Intrepid Reader: Internet ChuckLook, I don't ahve all the data in front of me. I think Friedman is a bit better. I stated so in the past. Long before Theo became a posibility.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on April 16, 2013, 04:07:05 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 16, 2013, 03:54:51 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 16, 2013, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 16, 2013, 02:48:55 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2013, 02:05:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 16, 2013, 01:52:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 16, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
Oops!

Quote...all I can hope is that future historians note that one of the core empirical points providing the intellectual foundation for the global move to austerity in the early 2010s was based on someone accidentally not updating a row formula in Excel.

http://www.nextnewdeal.net/rortybomb/researchers-finally-replicated-reinhart-rogoff-and-there-are-serious-problems

Kind of odd that they didn't release their data in the first place, isn't it?

They didn't have the data in front of them, at the time.

Datases are quite expensive these days.

Hopefully this is the part where Tank digs up the log on this particular joke because although I'm pretty sure I was involved in the original discussion I'm having a hard time remembering the details on this one. Was it Chuck who couldn't find his database?

No BH (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?date=2011-10-12&highlight=p139070046#p139070046).

Specifically (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p139075526&date=2011-10-12#p139075526):

Quote from: Intrepid Reader: Internet ChuckLook, I don't ahve all the data in front of me. I think Friedman is a bit better. I stated so in the past. Long before Theo became a posibility.

Oh man I totally forgot about the Chuckument that Theo's GRAVITAS was needed to close the stadium deal. Clearly that played a huge role over the last few weeks. I haven't been in the shoutbox much of late, Chuck did you ever unveil your Friedman Better Than Epstein data tables?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 23, 2013, 08:06:48 PM
Intrepid Reader: Rand Paul

Just kidding, y'all. (http://www.mediaite.com/tv/now-rand-paul-thinks-its-ok-to-kill-u-s-citizens-with-drones-on-american-soil/)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 24, 2013, 11:23:29 AM
This is a big win for our office here: http://newsandinsight.thomsonreuters.com/Legal/News/2013/04_-_April/American_Red_Cross_must_rescind_employment_changes/

Take that, American Red Cross!!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 24, 2013, 11:32:18 AM
Also, nude conspiracies?!?!?  http://theweek.com/article/index/243177/feds-arrest-paul-ryans-former-intern-in-nude-picture-blackmail-scandal#
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 24, 2013, 03:32:59 PM
Bruce Rauner: We need to limit our teacher's influence on society and keep it in the hands of those with big money! http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20130424/BLOGS02/130429892/bruce-rauner-clouted-kid-into-payton-high-school-sources-say
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2013, 12:14:52 PM
This is the prelude to DEBT CEILING II: THE ENDEBTENING

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/gop-moves-away-from-entitlements-and-toward-tax-reform-in-budget-deal/2013/04/27/a3bfc5ac-add9-11e2-8bf6-e70cb6ae066e_print.html
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Wheezer on May 09, 2013, 02:13:44 AM
QuoteIf I really were a "gay-basher", as some headline writers so crassly suggested, why would I have asked Andrew Sullivan, of all people, to be the godfather of one of my sons, or to give one of the readings at my wedding?

I don't think you stuck the landing (http://neweconomicperspectives.org/2013/05/niall-fergusons-latest-gay-bashing-is-the-least-of-his-problems.html), Ferguson.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 12, 2013, 11:05:55 PM
Because no one will watch this if I post it in the Youtube thread. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmKVRVX4q-k)

But maybe at least one of you will see it here.

"Think about it."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 13, 2013, 11:19:01 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2013, 08:48:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2013, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 08, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM

If an employee getting $10 an hour is worth $20 an hour to me as an employer, I'd rather pay the $15 up front (and pocket the $5) for an extra hour of work than lose $30 the next month when they take the 1.5 hours off (sure, I made the full $20 off their overtime hour of labor, but I'm at a net loss of $10 when they cost me $30 the next month - and more if I now have to hire another worker to cover people's comp time).  The reason it works so well for government employees is because so many of them aren't close to optimally productive, so nobody notices if you're gone an extra day here or there.

I'm all for flexibility for employees, but I wouldn't be shocked if workplaces that can easily define a worker's value based on output metrics (manufacturing, for instance) don't offer this.  I wouldn't be surprised if few employers offer it altogether.
Unless my understanding is wrong, comp time is one-for-one, isn't it? The employee's choices are pay at 1-1/2 times their normal rate, or getting the hour "back."

The people that I know who can get comp time get it at 1.5x. I  only get comp time for hours worked. That's on the Illinois A.AFSCME contract.. so, I think it varies

I don't think there's any text submitted for the bill in question yet, but the descriptions I've seen (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8284.msg264955#msg264955) suggest comp time at 150% the overtime hours.

Passes on mostly party-line vote. (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2013/05/06/house-vote-comp-time-bill-roby/2139417/)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 15, 2013, 12:26:44 AM
I generally dislike the 1%/99% meme/trope/circlejerk, but this is just abhorrent: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/disney_world_srich_kid_outrage_zTBA0xrvZRkIVc1zItXGDP
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Eli on May 15, 2013, 08:03:47 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 15, 2013, 12:26:44 AM
I generally dislike the 1%/99% meme/trope/circlejerk, but this is just abhorrent: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/disney_world_srich_kid_outrage_zTBA0xrvZRkIVc1zItXGDP

Hey, at least the super-wealthy are actually creating jobs for once.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 15, 2013, 08:20:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 15, 2013, 08:03:47 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 15, 2013, 12:26:44 AM
I generally dislike the 1%/99% meme/trope/circlejerk, but this is just abhorrent: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/disney_world_srich_kid_outrage_zTBA0xrvZRkIVc1zItXGDP

Hey, at least the super-wealthy are actually creating jobs for once.

$130 an hour? Huey, loan me your helmet, I'm going to Orlando.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2013, 03:22:15 PM
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is increasingly becoming someone that I'd have absolutely no problems voting for, especially when he does something like this...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/06/04/christie-calls-for-october-special-election/?hpt=hp_t2

and when he says things like this...

QuoteThe costs associated with having a special election and primary, in my mind, cannot be measured against the value of having an elected member of the U.S. Senate. I don't know what the costs are, and frankly I don't care.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2013, 03:26:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2013, 03:22:15 PM
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is increasingly becoming someone that I'd have absolutely no problems voting for, especially when he does something like this...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/06/04/christie-calls-for-october-special-election/?hpt=hp_t2

and when he says things like this...

QuoteThe costs associated with having a special election and primary, in my mind, cannot be measured against the value of having an elected member of the U.S. Senate. I don't know what the costs are, and frankly I don't care.

So I'm guessing he won't be doing the keynote at the 2016 RNC.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on June 04, 2013, 03:48:26 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2013, 03:26:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2013, 03:22:15 PM
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is increasingly becoming someone that I'd have absolutely no problems voting for, especially when he does something like this...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/06/04/christie-calls-for-october-special-election/?hpt=hp_t2

and when he says things like this...

QuoteThe costs associated with having a special election and primary, in my mind, cannot be measured against the value of having an elected member of the U.S. Senate. I don't know what the costs are, and frankly I don't care.

So I'm guessing he won't be doing the keynote at the 2016 RNC.

Could Chris Christie be the heir to Trump's abdicated throne of sensible moderation? This and more covered on the Huard O'Lunkhead podcast, available as soon as he figures out how to get this goddamn tape recorder to work goddammit.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Slaky on June 04, 2013, 03:49:20 PM
Quote from: R-V on June 04, 2013, 03:48:26 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2013, 03:26:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2013, 03:22:15 PM
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is increasingly becoming someone that I'd have absolutely no problems voting for, especially when he does something like this...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/06/04/christie-calls-for-october-special-election/?hpt=hp_t2

and when he says things like this...

QuoteThe costs associated with having a special election and primary, in my mind, cannot be measured against the value of having an elected member of the U.S. Senate. I don't know what the costs are, and frankly I don't care.

So I'm guessing he won't be doing the keynote at the 2016 RNC.

Could Chris Christie be the heir to Trump's abdicated throne of sensible moderation? This and more covered on the Huard O'Lunkhead podcast, available as soon as he figures out how to get this goddamn tape recorder to work goddammit.

http://www.salon.com/2013/06/04/dear_everyone_chris_christie_is_conservative/singleton/
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on June 04, 2013, 03:56:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2013, 03:26:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2013, 03:22:15 PM
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is increasingly becoming someone that I'd have absolutely no problems voting for, especially when he does something like this...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/06/04/christie-calls-for-october-special-election/?hpt=hp_t2

and when he says things like this...

QuoteThe costs associated with having a special election and primary, in my mind, cannot be measured against the value of having an elected member of the U.S. Senate. I don't know what the costs are, and frankly I don't care.

So I'm guessing he won't be doing the keynote at the 2016 RNC.

Not if he has the nomination. Not calling for a special election when the law allows for one would be malfeasance. He could have waited 10 days to issue his writ and the election would be on Election Day, the same day he's up for re-election. With Cory Booker the favorite to take the Dem nomination for Senate, would he want to share the ballot with him? Instead, he'll appoint Tom Kean Jr., whom he doesn't like, to the seat for the next four months, give Kean the power of incumbency, watch Kean leave the State Senate, watch Kean probably lose to Booker, who's an interesting guy in his own right, win his own re-election and not have to deal with Kean for another couple of years.

I like Christie generally, but this is politics and he seems to play it well. He definitely has his eye on 2016, and he'd be one of the top 3 favorites for the nomination. McCain wasn't exactly throwing bouquets at Bush in 2000 and 2004; Dole fought a nasty fight with GHW Bush in '88; Reagan was persona non grata with the Ford people and vice versa in '76. Clinton was almost booed off the DNC stage in '88 (and he was the DLC's response to Dukakis); Nixon and Eisenhower and Goldwater got along like oil and water.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2013, 04:13:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 04, 2013, 03:56:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2013, 03:26:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2013, 03:22:15 PM
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is increasingly becoming someone that I'd have absolutely no problems voting for, especially when he does something like this...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/06/04/christie-calls-for-october-special-election/?hpt=hp_t2

and when he says things like this...

QuoteThe costs associated with having a special election and primary, in my mind, cannot be measured against the value of having an elected member of the U.S. Senate. I don't know what the costs are, and frankly I don't care.

So I'm guessing he won't be doing the keynote at the 2016 RNC.

Not if he has the nomination. Not calling for a special election when the law allows for one would be malfeasance. He could have waited 10 days to issue his writ and the election would be on Election Day, the same day he's up for re-election. With Cory Booker the favorite to take the Dem nomination for Senate, would he want to share the ballot with him? Instead, he'll appoint Tom Kean Jr., whom he doesn't like, to the seat for the next four months, give Kean the power of incumbency, watch Kean leave the State Senate, watch Kean probably lose to Booker, who's an interesting guy in his own right, win his own re-election and not have to deal with Kean for another couple of years.

I like Christie generally, but this is politics and he seems to play it well. He definitely has his eye on 2016, and he'd be one of the top 3 favorites for the nomination. McCain wasn't exactly throwing bouquets at Bush in 2000 and 2004; Dole fought a nasty fight with GHW Bush in '88; Reagan was persona non grata with the Ford people and vice versa in '76. Clinton was almost booed off the DNC stage in '88 (and he was the DLC's response to Dukakis); Nixon and Eisenhower and Goldwater got along like oil and water.

Would the zealous GOP partisans in Washington have preferred that Christie just appoint a GOPer to hold the seat until 2014?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2013, 05:02:00 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 04, 2013, 03:56:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2013, 03:26:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2013, 03:22:15 PM
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is increasingly becoming someone that I'd have absolutely no problems voting for, especially when he does something like this...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/06/04/christie-calls-for-october-special-election/?hpt=hp_t2

and when he says things like this...

QuoteThe costs associated with having a special election and primary, in my mind, cannot be measured against the value of having an elected member of the U.S. Senate. I don't know what the costs are, and frankly I don't care.

So I'm guessing he won't be doing the keynote at the 2016 RNC.

Not if he has the nomination. Not calling for a special election when the law allows for one would be malfeasance. He could have waited 10 days to issue his writ and the election would be on Election Day, the same day he's up for re-election. With Cory Booker the favorite to take the Dem nomination for Senate, would he want to share the ballot with him? Instead, he'll appoint Tom Kean Jr., whom he doesn't like, to the seat for the next four months, give Kean the power of incumbency, watch Kean leave the State Senate, watch Kean probably lose to Booker, who's an interesting guy in his own right, win his own re-election and not have to deal with Kean for another couple of years.

I like Christie generally, but this is politics and he seems to play it well. He definitely has his eye on 2016, and he'd be one of the top 3 favorites for the nomination. McCain wasn't exactly throwing bouquets at Bush in 2000 and 2004; Dole fought a nasty fight with GHW Bush in '88; Reagan was persona non grata with the Ford people and vice versa in '76. Clinton was almost booed off the DNC stage in '88 (and he was the DLC's response to Dukakis); Nixon and Eisenhower and Goldwater got along like oil and water.

Yeah, but he just giftwrapped the Senate seat for Booker & the Democrats. That's not going to sit well at all with the GOP money people, especially after he threw roses at Obama last year.

He's going to have a bitch of a time out-fundraising Rubio or Jeb Bush.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2013, 05:13:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2013, 05:02:00 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 04, 2013, 03:56:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2013, 03:26:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2013, 03:22:15 PM
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is increasingly becoming someone that I'd have absolutely no problems voting for, especially when he does something like this...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/06/04/christie-calls-for-october-special-election/?hpt=hp_t2

and when he says things like this...

QuoteThe costs associated with having a special election and primary, in my mind, cannot be measured against the value of having an elected member of the U.S. Senate. I don't know what the costs are, and frankly I don't care.

So I'm guessing he won't be doing the keynote at the 2016 RNC.

Not if he has the nomination. Not calling for a special election when the law allows for one would be malfeasance. He could have waited 10 days to issue his writ and the election would be on Election Day, the same day he's up for re-election. With Cory Booker the favorite to take the Dem nomination for Senate, would he want to share the ballot with him? Instead, he'll appoint Tom Kean Jr., whom he doesn't like, to the seat for the next four months, give Kean the power of incumbency, watch Kean leave the State Senate, watch Kean probably lose to Booker, who's an interesting guy in his own right, win his own re-election and not have to deal with Kean for another couple of years.

I like Christie generally, but this is politics and he seems to play it well. He definitely has his eye on 2016, and he'd be one of the top 3 favorites for the nomination. McCain wasn't exactly throwing bouquets at Bush in 2000 and 2004; Dole fought a nasty fight with GHW Bush in '88; Reagan was persona non grata with the Ford people and vice versa in '76. Clinton was almost booed off the DNC stage in '88 (and he was the DLC's response to Dukakis); Nixon and Eisenhower and Goldwater got along like oil and water.

Yeah, but he just giftwrapped the Senate seat for Booker & the Democrats. That's not going to sit well at all with the GOP money people, especially after he threw roses at Obama last year.

He's going to have a bitch of a time out-fundraising Rubio or Jeb Bush.

Even that small bit is too much 2016 talk at this point.  And yes, I indirectly started that, so I have myself to blame in some part.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 06, 2013, 06:37:10 PM
This is good for a laugh (http://www.politico.com/story/2013/06/jim-sensenbrenner-nsa-violated-law-92348.html):

QuoteRep. Jim Sensenbrenner, the Republican author of the Patriot Act, sent a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder that says he is "extremely disturbed" by reports that the National Security Agency collected phone records from Verizon customers and insists it violates the law.

"These reports are deeply concerning and raise questions about whether our constitutional rights are secure," the Wisconsin Republican said in the letter, sent Thursday.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 12, 2013, 12:25:01 AM
Quote from: R-V on December 08, 2009, 09:47:18 AMDPD for MikeC ACORNscandalfail (http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/12/acorn_report_finds_no_illegal_conduct.php?ref=fpblg).

QuoteACORN employees caught in those undercover videos advising a couple posing as a pimp and a prostitute on how to break the law acted unprofessionally and inappropriately, but did nothing illegal, an independent report has found.

QuoteThe videos that have been released appear to have been edited, in some cases substantially, including the insertion of a substitute voiceover for significant portions of Mr. O'Keefe's and Ms. Giles's comments, which makes it difficult to determine the questions to which ACORN employees are responding. A comparison of the publicly available transcripts to the released videos confirms that large portions of the original video have been omitted from the released versions.

A new settlement drops... (http://wonkette.com/505026/wonket-sexclusive-totally-blameless-crime-stopper-james-okeefe-to-pay-100000-to-acorn-criminal)

QuoteJames O'Keefe—the blonde bombshell who set the conservative world of hidden-camera YouTube movies ablaze—has just agreed to a $100,000 settlement to calm down the unjustly fired (and weirdly litigious about it) ACORN employee Juan Carlos Vera.

Bonus quote...

QuoteAccording to the final 5-page agreement, signed by O'Keefe and his legal counsel Mike Madigan...

Wuh?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2013, 05:24:55 PM
This is a mostly apolitical article about how awesome Costco is.  I enjoyed it.  I'm curious about everyone's thoughts on it.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-06/costco-ceo-craig-jelinek-leads-the-cheapest-happiest-company-in-the-world#p1
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on June 12, 2013, 08:02:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2013, 05:24:55 PM
This is a mostly apolitical article about how awesome Costco is.  I enjoyed it.  I'm curious about everyone's thoughts on it.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-06/costco-ceo-craig-jelinek-leads-the-cheapest-happiest-company-in-the-world#p1

Costco sucks.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: ChuckD on June 13, 2013, 07:30:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 12, 2013, 08:02:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2013, 05:24:55 PM
This is a mostly apolitical article about how awesome Costco is.  I enjoyed it.  I'm curious about everyone's thoughts on it.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-06/costco-ceo-craig-jelinek-leads-the-cheapest-happiest-company-in-the-world#p1

Costco sucks.

You're like a compass that constantly points to "W."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: BH on June 13, 2013, 09:01:35 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 13, 2013, 07:30:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 12, 2013, 08:02:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2013, 05:24:55 PM
This is a mostly apolitical article about how awesome Costco is.  I enjoyed it.  I'm curious about everyone's thoughts on it.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-06/costco-ceo-craig-jelinek-leads-the-cheapest-happiest-company-in-the-world#p1

Costco sucks.

You're like a compass that constantly points to "W."

Any time I read a this company is amazing and cares so much article I get more and more skeptical. This makes Costco seem to good to be true. There has to be a catch, right? They squeeze these companies on prices?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 13, 2013, 09:16:42 AM
Quote from: BH on June 13, 2013, 09:01:35 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 13, 2013, 07:30:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 12, 2013, 08:02:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2013, 05:24:55 PM
This is a mostly apolitical article about how awesome Costco is.  I enjoyed it.  I'm curious about everyone's thoughts on it.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-06/costco-ceo-craig-jelinek-leads-the-cheapest-happiest-company-in-the-world#p1

Costco sucks.

You're like a compass that constantly points to "W."

Any time I read a this company is amazing and cares so much article I get more and more skeptical. This makes Costco seem to good to be true. There has to be a catch, right? They squeeze these companies on prices?

Costco really is that good, especially in terms of it being an ideal workplace. Because of pay, benefits and job security, there are some Costcos that only have certain days of the year where they accept applications and conduct interviews, because people who work in other big-boxes want to get in there so badly - along with there being little to no employee attrition.

Along with making 100% profit on memberships, they buy in huge bulk, which keeps prices down, as well as having a lot of products under the Kirkland brand. Also, their model is built on low markup/high quantity - sort of like how Yeti knows there's only a 10-cent-a-board markup on drywall at Home Depot. And keeping overhead down, especially in terms of executive compensation, also helps them provide value to stockholders.

Oh, and the guy in his 50s making over $50K is probably a store manager. But as I recall, if you can get a job there you generally start out around $30K - really fucking good for retail.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on June 13, 2013, 09:23:54 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2013, 09:16:42 AM
Quote from: BH on June 13, 2013, 09:01:35 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 13, 2013, 07:30:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 12, 2013, 08:02:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2013, 05:24:55 PM
This is a mostly apolitical article about how awesome Costco is.  I enjoyed it.  I'm curious about everyone's thoughts on it.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-06/costco-ceo-craig-jelinek-leads-the-cheapest-happiest-company-in-the-world#p1

Costco sucks.

You're like a compass that constantly points to "W."

Any time I read a this company is amazing and cares so much article I get more and more skeptical. This makes Costco seem to good to be true. There has to be a catch, right? They squeeze these companies on prices?

Costco really is that good, especially in terms of it being an ideal workplace. Because of pay, benefits and job security, there are some Costcos that only have certain days of the year where they accept applications and conduct interviews, because people who work in other big-boxes want to get in there so badly - along with there being little to no employee attrition.

Along with making 100% profit on memberships, they buy in huge bulk, which keeps prices down, as well as having a lot of products under the Kirkland brand. Also, their model is built on low markup/high quantity - sort of like how Yeti knows there's only a 10-cent-a-board markup on drywall at Home Depot. And keeping overhead down, especially in terms of executive compensation, also helps them provide value to stockholders.

Oh, and the guy in his 50s making over $50K is probably a store manager. But as I recall, if you can get a job there you generally start out around $30K - really fucking good for retail.

Our local Costco has a contract with a union.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on June 13, 2013, 09:28:58 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2013, 09:16:42 AM
Quote from: BH on June 13, 2013, 09:01:35 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 13, 2013, 07:30:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 12, 2013, 08:02:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2013, 05:24:55 PM
This is a mostly apolitical article about how awesome Costco is.  I enjoyed it.  I'm curious about everyone's thoughts on it.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-06/costco-ceo-craig-jelinek-leads-the-cheapest-happiest-company-in-the-world#p1

Costco sucks.

You're like a compass that constantly points to "W."

Any time I read a this company is amazing and cares so much article I get more and more skeptical. This makes Costco seem to good to be true. There has to be a catch, right? They squeeze these companies on prices?

Costco really is that good, especially in terms of it being an ideal workplace. Because of pay, benefits and job security, there are some Costcos that only have certain days of the year where they accept applications and conduct interviews, because people who work in other big-boxes want to get in there so badly - along with there being little to no employee attrition.

Along with making 100% profit on memberships, they buy in huge bulk, which keeps prices down, as well as having a lot of products under the Kirkland brand. Also, their model is built on low markup/high quantity - sort of like how Yeti knows there's only a 10-cent-a-board markup on drywall at Home Depot. And keeping overhead down, especially in terms of executive compensation, also helps them provide value to stockholders.

Oh, and the guy in his 50s making over $50K is probably a store manager. But as I recall, if you can get a job there you generally start out around $30K - really fucking good for retail.

They actually sell coffins there so if you die on the job, you're already hooked all the way up. They just wheel you out and usher in the next lucky soul. Of course this rarely happens because their pizza has magical healing powers like a grease fountain of youth. Santa's elves are jealous of these people.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2013, 10:38:21 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 13, 2013, 09:23:54 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2013, 09:16:42 AM
Quote from: BH on June 13, 2013, 09:01:35 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 13, 2013, 07:30:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 12, 2013, 08:02:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2013, 05:24:55 PM
This is a mostly apolitical article about how awesome Costco is.  I enjoyed it.  I'm curious about everyone's thoughts on it.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-06/costco-ceo-craig-jelinek-leads-the-cheapest-happiest-company-in-the-world#p1

Costco sucks.

You're like a compass that constantly points to "W."

Any time I read a this company is amazing and cares so much article I get more and more skeptical. This makes Costco seem to good to be true. There has to be a catch, right? They squeeze these companies on prices?

Costco really is that good, especially in terms of it being an ideal workplace. Because of pay, benefits and job security, there are some Costcos that only have certain days of the year where they accept applications and conduct interviews, because people who work in other big-boxes want to get in there so badly - along with there being little to no employee attrition.

Along with making 100% profit on memberships, they buy in huge bulk, which keeps prices down, as well as having a lot of products under the Kirkland brand. Also, their model is built on low markup/high quantity - sort of like how Yeti knows there's only a 10-cent-a-board markup on drywall at Home Depot. And keeping overhead down, especially in terms of executive compensation, also helps them provide value to stockholders.

Oh, and the guy in his 50s making over $50K is probably a store manager. But as I recall, if you can get a job there you generally start out around $30K - really fucking good for retail.

Our local Costco has a contract with a union.

That's surprising.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 13, 2013, 10:43:49 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2013, 10:38:21 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 13, 2013, 09:23:54 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2013, 09:16:42 AM
Quote from: BH on June 13, 2013, 09:01:35 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 13, 2013, 07:30:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 12, 2013, 08:02:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2013, 05:24:55 PM
This is a mostly apolitical article about how awesome Costco is.  I enjoyed it.  I'm curious about everyone's thoughts on it.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-06/costco-ceo-craig-jelinek-leads-the-cheapest-happiest-company-in-the-world#p1

Costco sucks.

You're like a compass that constantly points to "W."

Any time I read a this company is amazing and cares so much article I get more and more skeptical. This makes Costco seem to good to be true. There has to be a catch, right? They squeeze these companies on prices?

Costco really is that good, especially in terms of it being an ideal workplace. Because of pay, benefits and job security, there are some Costcos that only have certain days of the year where they accept applications and conduct interviews, because people who work in other big-boxes want to get in there so badly - along with there being little to no employee attrition.

Along with making 100% profit on memberships, they buy in huge bulk, which keeps prices down, as well as having a lot of products under the Kirkland brand. Also, their model is built on low markup/high quantity - sort of like how Yeti knows there's only a 10-cent-a-board markup on drywall at Home Depot. And keeping overhead down, especially in terms of executive compensation, also helps them provide value to stockholders.

Oh, and the guy in his 50s making over $50K is probably a store manager. But as I recall, if you can get a job there you generally start out around $30K - really fucking good for retail.

Our local Costco has a contract with a union.

That's surprising.

15% of their total workforce is organized, which is high for the retail sector.  However, I too am shocked that the number isn't lower.

Given that Costco seems like a great employer, I'd figure that number to be around 5%.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on June 13, 2013, 01:53:55 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 13, 2013, 07:30:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 12, 2013, 08:02:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 12, 2013, 05:24:55 PM
This is a mostly apolitical article about how awesome Costco is.  I enjoyed it.  I'm curious about everyone's thoughts on it.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-06-06/costco-ceo-craig-jelinek-leads-the-cheapest-happiest-company-in-the-world#p1

Costco sucks.

You're like a compass that constantly points to "W."

I'm guessing you missed it.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on June 20, 2013, 09:49:05 AM
Karen Lewis, who recently said that white people should not take an interest in education reform unless it involves parroting the CTU platform, GETS IT. (http://www.suntimes.com/20816926-761/union-president-karen-lewis-wants-to-collaborate-with-cps.html)

QuoteLewis, who started her speech with "I love baseball" and explained how a desire to become the first female major league pitcher taught her discipline and perseverance, ended on an analogy with the Cubs, who, despite a terrible record, continue to draw crowds.

"When the Cubs lose a game, they don't call for Wrigley Field to close down. They don't want the entire team dismantled. Despite empty seats, the stadium isn't accused of being underutilized," Lewis said. "Year after year, the fans continue to show up. We keep cheering for our Cubbies. We know they are winners. . ."Do the same for our children."

1) Tear the fucking thing down if it's costing them games.
2) Rebuild the fucking team of goddamn gutless fucking assholes that Hendry built.
3) Not being underutilized? Hell yeah it is. Fill those fucking empty seats with ads. Put a giant fucking jumbotron that makes Times Square look like a nightlight. Let's jam more concerts, football games, college baseball games, hockey games, open ice skates, tours, movies, women's lacrosse games, women's field hockey games, weddings, bar/bat mitzvahs, photo shoots, funerals, corporate outings in there. Fuck yes, people think it's underutilized.
4) We know they're winners? No, it's the opposite. We know they're losers.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 20, 2013, 10:40:20 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 20, 2013, 09:49:05 AM
Karen Lewis, who recently said that white people should not take an interest in education reform unless it involves parroting the CTU platform, GETS IT. (http://www.suntimes.com/20816926-761/union-president-karen-lewis-wants-to-collaborate-with-cps.html)

QuoteLewis, who started her speech with "I love baseball" and explained how a desire to become the first female major league pitcher taught her discipline and perseverance, ended on an analogy with the Cubs, who, despite a terrible record, continue to draw crowds.

"When the Cubs lose a game, they don't call for Wrigley Field to close down. They don't want the entire team dismantled. Despite empty seats, the stadium isn't accused of being underutilized," Lewis said. "Year after year, the fans continue to show up. We keep cheering for our Cubbies. We know they are winners. . ."Do the same for our children."

1) Tear the fucking thing down if it's costing them games.
2) Rebuild the fucking team of goddamn gutless fucking assholes that Hendry built.
3) Not being underutilized? Hell yeah it is. Fill those fucking empty seats with ads. Put a giant fucking jumbotron that makes Times Square look like a nightlight. Let's jam more concerts, football games, college baseball games, hockey games, open ice skates, tours, movies, women's lacrosse games, women's field hockey games, weddings, bar/bat mitzvahs, photo shoots, funerals, corporate outings in there. Fuck yes, people think it's underutilized.
4) We know they're winners? No, it's the opposite. We know they're losers.

I think she's saying we need beer vendors in public schools.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Eli on June 20, 2013, 10:52:17 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 20, 2013, 10:40:20 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 20, 2013, 09:49:05 AM
Karen Lewis, who recently said that white people should not take an interest in education reform unless it involves parroting the CTU platform, GETS IT. (http://www.suntimes.com/20816926-761/union-president-karen-lewis-wants-to-collaborate-with-cps.html)

QuoteLewis, who started her speech with "I love baseball" and explained how a desire to become the first female major league pitcher taught her discipline and perseverance, ended on an analogy with the Cubs, who, despite a terrible record, continue to draw crowds.

"When the Cubs lose a game, they don't call for Wrigley Field to close down. They don't want the entire team dismantled. Despite empty seats, the stadium isn't accused of being underutilized," Lewis said. "Year after year, the fans continue to show up. We keep cheering for our Cubbies. We know they are winners. . ."Do the same for our children."

1) Tear the fucking thing down if it's costing them games.
2) Rebuild the fucking team of goddamn gutless fucking assholes that Hendry built.
3) Not being underutilized? Hell yeah it is. Fill those fucking empty seats with ads. Put a giant fucking jumbotron that makes Times Square look like a nightlight. Let's jam more concerts, football games, college baseball games, hockey games, open ice skates, tours, movies, women's lacrosse games, women's field hockey games, weddings, bar/bat mitzvahs, photo shoots, funerals, corporate outings in there. Fuck yes, people think it's underutilized.
4) We know they're winners? No, it's the opposite. We know they're losers.

I think she's saying we need beer vendors in public schools.

It's the only way to curb teen drinking.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on June 20, 2013, 11:23:24 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 20, 2013, 09:49:05 AM
Karen Lewis, who recently said that white people should not take an interest in education reform unless it involves parroting the CTU platform, GETS IT. (http://www.suntimes.com/20816926-761/union-president-karen-lewis-wants-to-collaborate-with-cps.html)

TJ's just an anti-Semite who is trying to ruin Karen's Bat Mitzvah (http://rabbibrant.com/2013/04/18/chicago-teachers-union-prez-karen-lewis-teaches-torah-in-evanston/).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on June 20, 2013, 02:30:43 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 20, 2013, 11:23:24 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 20, 2013, 09:49:05 AM
Karen Lewis, who recently said that white people should not take an interest in education reform unless it involves parroting the CTU platform, GETS IT. (http://www.suntimes.com/20816926-761/union-president-karen-lewis-wants-to-collaborate-with-cps.html)

TJ's just an anti-Semite who is trying to ruin Karen's Bat Mitzvah (http://rabbibrant.com/2013/04/18/chicago-teachers-union-prez-karen-lewis-teaches-torah-in-evanston/).

By suggesting she book Wrigley Field for the bat mitzvah? Was Al Yellon's attendance included? Why, yes, that would ruin my bat mitzvah too.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on June 20, 2013, 03:36:51 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 20, 2013, 02:30:43 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 20, 2013, 11:23:24 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 20, 2013, 09:49:05 AM
Karen Lewis, who recently said that white people should not take an interest in education reform unless it involves parroting the CTU platform, GETS IT. (http://www.suntimes.com/20816926-761/union-president-karen-lewis-wants-to-collaborate-with-cps.html)

TJ's just an anti-Semite who is trying to ruin Karen's Bat Mitzvah (http://rabbibrant.com/2013/04/18/chicago-teachers-union-prez-karen-lewis-teaches-torah-in-evanston/).

By suggesting she book Wrigley Field for the bat mitzvah? Was Al Yellon's attendance included? Why, yes, that would ruin my bat mitzvah too.

OK.  Who is going to tell him?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on June 20, 2013, 04:19:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 20, 2013, 03:36:51 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 20, 2013, 02:30:43 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 20, 2013, 11:23:24 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 20, 2013, 09:49:05 AM
Karen Lewis, who recently said that white people should not take an interest in education reform unless it involves parroting the CTU platform, GETS IT. (http://www.suntimes.com/20816926-761/union-president-karen-lewis-wants-to-collaborate-with-cps.html)

TJ's just an anti-Semite who is trying to ruin Karen's Bat Mitzvah (http://rabbibrant.com/2013/04/18/chicago-teachers-union-prez-karen-lewis-teaches-torah-in-evanston/).

By suggesting she book Wrigley Field for the bat mitzvah? Was Al Yellon's attendance included? Why, yes, that would ruin my bat mitzvah too.

OK.  Who is going to tell him?

I think he knows.  It was part of the joke. 
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 20, 2013, 04:53:34 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 20, 2013, 09:49:05 AM
QuoteLewis, who started her speech with "I love baseball" and explained how a desire to become the first female major league pitcher taught her discipline and perseverance, ended on an analogy with the Cubs, who, despite a terrible record, continue to draw crowds.

Well, you've gotta give her this: She'd be quite an imposing presence on the mound.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2013, 03:01:38 PM
Here's a sane reaction to an otherwise fine ruling by the Supreme Court on the Voting Rights Act.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/06/25/voting-rights-act-ruling-heres-what-you-need-to-know/

PS - The Court intends to publish it's last three decisions tomorrow, the two gay marriage cases and one involving the Hobbs Act.

Stay tuned.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 25, 2013, 03:43:54 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2013, 03:01:38 PM
Here's a sane reaction to an otherwise fine ruling by the Supreme Court on the Voting Rights Act.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/06/25/voting-rights-act-ruling-heres-what-you-need-to-know/

PS - The Court intends to publish it's last three decisions tomorrow, the two gay marriage cases and one involving the Hobbs Act.

Stay tuned.

Of course the case that Section 5 had no bearing on Voter ID laws has no bearing on Mississippi's AG announcing they were moving forward with Voter ID in light of this ruling.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2013, 04:57:28 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 25, 2013, 03:43:54 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2013, 03:01:38 PM
Here's a sane reaction to an otherwise fine ruling by the Supreme Court on the Voting Rights Act.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/06/25/voting-rights-act-ruling-heres-what-you-need-to-know/

PS - The Court intends to publish it's last three decisions tomorrow, the two gay marriage cases and one involving the Hobbs Act.

Stay tuned.

Of course the case that Section 5 had no bearing on Voter ID laws has no bearing on Mississippi's AG announcing they were moving forward with Voter ID in light of this ruling.

If you read the decision, the only portion of the law that was struck was Section 4(b), which is the formula for determining which states and political subdivisions are automatically covered.  The decision notes that this section is what runs afoul of constitutional principles as it does not proscribe a uniform standard for which states are subject to preclearance requirements.

Congress could, if it wants to, mandate a standard that covers all states and political subdivisions to preclearance requirements.  Or we can continue to cling to the mistaken belief that America's troubling problem with racism is only limited to the South (and small counties in California, Michigan, and South Dakota).

Incidentally, the Court sings a paean to equal protection and equal application of the federal law to the states.  There might be some foreshadowing here, especially in light of tomorrow's anticipated decisions.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 25, 2013, 05:00:46 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2013, 04:57:28 PM
There might be some foreshadowing here, especially in light of tomorrow's anticipated decisions.

Or there might not be. We'll have to see how it all plays out.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2013, 05:12:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 25, 2013, 05:00:46 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2013, 04:57:28 PM
There might be some foreshadowing here, especially in light of tomorrow's anticipated decisions.

Or there might not be. We'll have to see how it all plays out.

The Court has three remaining merits cases for the October 2012 term left.

They are:

Hollingsworth v. Perry
Quote"(1) Whether the Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment prohibits the State of California from defining marriage as the union of a man and a woman; and (2) whether petitioners have standing under Article III, § 2 of the Constitution in this case."

United States v. Windsor
Quote"(1) Whether Section 3 of the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) violates the Fifth Amendment's guarantee of equal protection of the laws as applied to persons of the same sex who are legally married under the laws of their State; (2) whether the Executive Branch's agreement with the court below that DOMA is unconstitutional deprives this Court of jurisdiction to decide this case; and (3) whether the Bipartisan Legal Advisory Group of the United States House of Representatives has Article III standing in this case."

Sekhar v. United States
Quote"Whether the "recommendation" of an attorney, who is a salaried employee of a governmental agency, in a single instance, is intangible property that can be the subject of an extortion attempt under 18 U.S.C. § 1951 (a)(the Hobbs Act) and 18 U.S.C. § 875(d)."

YOU MAKE THE CALL!!!

My predictions: Hollingsworth - Punt due to standing.  Windsor - DOMA overturned.  Sekhar - Sekhar goes to jail.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 25, 2013, 05:41:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 25, 2013, 05:00:46 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 25, 2013, 04:57:28 PM
There might be some foreshadowing here, especially in light of tomorrow's anticipated decisions.

Or there might not be. We'll have to see how it all plays out.

We've seen it all too many times.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 26, 2013, 01:40:41 PM
United States v. Windsor (PDF) (http://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/12pdf/12-307_g2bh.pdf) (DOMA)
Hollingsworth v. Perry (PDF) (http://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/12pdf/12-144_8ok0.pdf) (Prop 8)

/angry rhetoric
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on June 26, 2013, 02:26:15 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 26, 2013, 01:40:41 PM
United States v. Windsor (PDF) (http://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/12pdf/12-307_g2bh.pdf) (DOMA)
Hollingsworth v. Perry (PDF) (http://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/12pdf/12-144_8ok0.pdf) (Prop 8)

/angry rhetoric

(http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/uploads/KevinHagerman/2012-09-11_084505_I_Called_It!.JPG)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 26, 2013, 03:15:56 PM
If you ever want to hear two brilliant legal minds argue the pros and cons of judicial activism, read Scalia on the Voting Rights Act vs. Scalia on Prop 8.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on July 08, 2013, 04:03:09 PM
Logical next step: pass tort reform so that parents can't sue the school district when Wyatt Earp, Math Teacher accidentally shoots their kid's balls off. That should address the concerns of the insurance companies (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/07/07/kan-law-thrusts-iowa-insurer-into-gun-debate/2495815/).

QuoteThe EMC Insurance Cos. insures 85 percent to 90 percent of all Kansas school districts and has refused to renew coverage for schools that permit teachers and custodians to carry concealed firearms on their campuses under the new law, which took effect July 1. It's not a political decision, but a financial one based on the riskier climate it estimates would be created, the insurer said.

"We've been writing school business for almost 40 years, and one of the underwriting guidelines we follow for schools is that any on-site armed security should be provided by uniformed, qualified law enforcement officers," said Mick Lovell, EMC's vice president for business development. "Our guidelines have not recently changed."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on July 14, 2013, 12:15:32 PM
Florida, the State that gave us Marco Rubio and hanging chads, has now gifted us with a law called "stand your ground", which allows folks to arm themselves, provoke a fight, and shoot their victims dead. What would have happened if Travon Martin had a gun and was allowed to stand his ground?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 14, 2013, 06:02:48 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 14, 2013, 12:15:32 PM
Florida, the State that gave us Marco Rubio and hanging chads, has now gifted us with a law called "stand your ground", which allows folks to arm themselves, provoke a fight, and shoot their victims dead. What would have happened if Travon Martin had a gun and was allowed to stand his ground?

Isn't it absurd that Florida law permits Zimmerman to get a trial by jury (and even the right to counsel to boot), rather than being judged by the mob?  I mean, is THAT justice?

Here's the best summary that I've read so far: http://www.decodedscience.com/not-guilty-did-the-zimmerman-jury-make-the-right-decision/32621
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Eli on July 14, 2013, 06:20:05 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 14, 2013, 06:02:48 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 14, 2013, 12:15:32 PM
Florida, the State that gave us Marco Rubio and hanging chads, has now gifted us with a law called "stand your ground", which allows folks to arm themselves, provoke a fight, and shoot their victims dead. What would have happened if Travon Martin had a gun and was allowed to stand his ground?

Isn't it absurd that Florida law permits Zimmerman to get a trial by jury (and even the right to counsel to boot), rather than being judged by the mob?  I mean, is THAT justice?

Here's the best summary that I've read so far: http://www.decodedscience.com/not-guilty-did-the-zimmerman-jury-make-the-right-decision/32621

Ugh. Lawyers.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on July 15, 2013, 09:09:49 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 14, 2013, 06:02:48 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 14, 2013, 12:15:32 PM
Florida, the State that gave us Marco Rubio and hanging chads, has now gifted us with a law called "stand your ground", which allows folks to arm themselves, provoke a fight, and shoot their victims dead. What would have happened if Travon Martin had a gun and was allowed to stand his ground?

Isn't it absurd that Florida law permits Zimmerman to get a trial by jury (and even the right to counsel to boot), rather than being judged by the mob? I mean, is THAT justice?

Here's the best summary that I've read so far: http://www.decodedscience.com/not-guilty-did-the-zimmerman-jury-make-the-right-decision/32621

That was a solid response to Stew's contention that Zimmerman should not have received a trial by jury and should have been judged by the mob.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on July 15, 2013, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: CBStew on July 14, 2013, 12:15:32 PM
Florida, the State that gave us Marco Rubio and hanging chads, has now gifted us with a law called "stand your ground", which allows folks to arm themselves, provoke a fight, and shoot their victims dead. What would have happened if Travon Martin had a gun and was allowed to stand his ground?

The defense team did not invoke "stand your ground".
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 15, 2013, 09:42:10 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 15, 2013, 09:09:49 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 14, 2013, 06:02:48 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 14, 2013, 12:15:32 PM
Florida, the State that gave us Marco Rubio and hanging chads, has now gifted us with a law called "stand your ground", which allows folks to arm themselves, provoke a fight, and shoot their victims dead. What would have happened if Travon Martin had a gun and was allowed to stand his ground?

Isn't it absurd that Florida law permits Zimmerman to get a trial by jury (and even the right to counsel to boot), rather than being judged by the mob? I mean, is THAT justice?

Here's the best summary that I've read so far: http://www.decodedscience.com/not-guilty-did-the-zimmerman-jury-make-the-right-decision/32621

That was a solid response to Stew's contention that Zimmerman should not have received a trial by jury and should have been judged by the mob.

Combating absurdity with absurdity.  WHO DOES DAT?!?!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 15, 2013, 10:09:36 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 15, 2013, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: CBStew on July 14, 2013, 12:15:32 PM
Florida, the State that gave us Marco Rubio and hanging chads, has now gifted us with a law called "stand your ground", which allows folks to arm themselves, provoke a fight, and shoot their victims dead. What would have happened if Travon Martin had a gun and was allowed to stand his ground?

The defense team did not invoke "stand your ground".

If they had, then the prosecution could have argued that Travon Martin stood his.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 15, 2013, 10:12:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 15, 2013, 10:09:36 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 15, 2013, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: CBStew on July 14, 2013, 12:15:32 PM
Florida, the State that gave us Marco Rubio and hanging chads, has now gifted us with a law called "stand your ground", which allows folks to arm themselves, provoke a fight, and shoot their victims dead. What would have happened if Travon Martin had a gun and was allowed to stand his ground?

The defense team did not invoke "stand your ground".

If they had, then the prosecution could have argued that Travon Martin stood his.

And much like the rest of their actual case, they'd have little evidence to support that hypothetical contention.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on July 15, 2013, 10:16:12 AM
Trayvon*
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 15, 2013, 10:17:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 15, 2013, 10:12:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 15, 2013, 10:09:36 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 15, 2013, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: CBStew on July 14, 2013, 12:15:32 PM
Florida, the State that gave us Marco Rubio and hanging chads, has now gifted us with a law called "stand your ground", which allows folks to arm themselves, provoke a fight, and shoot their victims dead. What would have happened if Travon Martin had a gun and was allowed to stand his ground?

The defense team did not invoke "stand your ground".

If they had, then the prosecution could have argued that Travon Martin stood his.

And much like the rest of their actual case, they'd have little evidence to support that hypothetical contention.

Yeah, it would have been a much larger miscarriage of justice if the jury had returned a guilty verdict. There was one huge fuckload of reasonable doubt.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on July 15, 2013, 10:31:30 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 15, 2013, 10:17:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 15, 2013, 10:12:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 15, 2013, 10:09:36 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 15, 2013, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: CBStew on July 14, 2013, 12:15:32 PM
Florida, the State that gave us Marco Rubio and hanging chads, has now gifted us with a law called "stand your ground", which allows folks to arm themselves, provoke a fight, and shoot their victims dead. What would have happened if Travon Martin had a gun and was allowed to stand his ground?

The defense team did not invoke "stand your ground".

If they had, then the prosecution could have argued that Travon Martin stood his.

And much like the rest of their actual case, they'd have little evidence to support that hypothetical contention.

Yeah, it would have been a much larger miscarriage of justice if the jury had returned a guilty verdict. There was one huge fuckload of reasonable doubt.

As Gil's article noted though, Zimmerman will now certainly face a wrongful death civil suit and possibly criminal charges from DOJ about whether he violated Martin's civil rights - specifically his right to life. Butthurt has only begun to be achieved. 
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 15, 2013, 10:34:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 15, 2013, 10:31:30 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 15, 2013, 10:17:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 15, 2013, 10:12:46 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 15, 2013, 10:09:36 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 15, 2013, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: CBStew on July 14, 2013, 12:15:32 PM
Florida, the State that gave us Marco Rubio and hanging chads, has now gifted us with a law called "stand your ground", which allows folks to arm themselves, provoke a fight, and shoot their victims dead. What would have happened if Travon Martin had a gun and was allowed to stand his ground?

The defense team did not invoke "stand your ground".

If they had, then the prosecution could have argued that Travon Martin stood his.

And much like the rest of their actual case, they'd have little evidence to support that hypothetical contention.

Yeah, it would have been a much larger miscarriage of justice if the jury had returned a guilty verdict. There was one huge fuckload of reasonable doubt.

As Gil's article noted though, Zimmerman will now certainly face a wrongful death civil suit and possibly criminal charges from DOJ about whether he violated Martin's civil rights - specifically his right to life. Butthurt has only begun to be achieved. 

The DOJ's case, if they even decide to press it, will be even more difficult to prove.  However, the civil suit is where this saga will find a resolution.  Zimmerman's life is effectively over, though he'll never see the inside of a jail...unless he gets arrested trying to steal his own sports memorabilia.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Slaky on July 15, 2013, 10:40:01 AM
Zimmerman might be better off in jail. Or maybe not.

Either way the dude is in trouble.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 15, 2013, 10:58:08 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 15, 2013, 10:40:01 AM
Zimmerman might be better off in jail. Or maybe not.

Either way the dude is in trouble.

So he'll have to keep looking over his shoulder for armed vigilantes looking to take the law into their own hands?

We're going to need an irony ruling here...

(http://i.imgur.com/RnHun.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on July 15, 2013, 11:03:03 AM
In the interest of healing the nation, I'm going to allow this.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 17, 2013, 04:00:15 PM
The battle lines for Illinois' next governor are being drawn.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-illinois-campaign-finance-0717-20130717,0,6635057.story

IT'S A WHOLE MIASMA OF SUCK!!

BRING BACK OBERWEIS!!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 22, 2013, 05:11:55 PM
Thank God for the First Amendment.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/07/22/david_cameron_war_on_porn_isp_family_filters_will_block_adult_content_by.html

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 22, 2013, 09:39:54 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 22, 2013, 05:11:55 PM
Thank God for the First Amendment.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/07/22/david_cameron_war_on_porn_isp_family_filters_will_block_adult_content_by.html

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!

Think the Daily Mail has a sense of humor, or a Yellonesque lack of self awareness?

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPyYL50CMAAV84A.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 22, 2013, 09:52:38 PM
George Zimmerman: Model citizen! (http://gawker.com/george-zimmerman-just-saved-someone-from-a-car-accident-868879251)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 30, 2013, 09:32:32 PM
Apparently Anthony Weiner hired the author of that sorority email as his communications director...

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/07/top-weiner-aide-trashes-intern.php

QuoteTuesday was an angry day in Weinerland.

The campaign staff awoke to see their former intern, Olivia Nuzzi, on the front cover of the Daily News. Inside the paper was an article bylined by Nuzzi in which she told a rather unflattering tale of her experience working on Anthony Weiner's mayoral bid.

Now, Team Weiner is firing back. TPM called Weiner's communications director Barbara Morgan to discuss an unrelated story Tuesday and she went off on a curse-filled rant about Nuzzi, describing her as a fame hungry "bitch" who "sucked" at her job. Morgan also called Nuzzi a "slutbag," "twat," and "cunt" while threatening to sue her.

...

Morgan went on to suggest Nuzzi would be unable to get a job in New York City's political scene as a result of her actions.

"Fucking slutbag. Nice fucking glamour shot on the cover of the Daily News. Man, see if you ever get a job in this town again," said Morgan.

...

"It's all bullshit," she said. "I mean, it's such bullshit. She could fucking — fucking twat."

...

Morgan also expressed disbelief that Nuzzi criticized her credentials.

"And then like she had the fucking balls to like trash me in the paper. And be like, 'His communications director was last the press secretary of the Department of Education in New Jersey," Morgan said. "You know what? Fuck you, you little cunt. I'm not joking, I am going to sue her."

...
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: ChuckD on July 30, 2013, 10:25:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 30, 2013, 09:32:32 PM
Apparently Anthony Weiner hired the author of that sorority email as his communications director...

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/07/top-weiner-aide-trashes-intern.php

QuoteTuesday was an angry day in Weinerland.

The campaign staff awoke to see their former intern, Olivia Nuzzi, on the front cover of the Daily News. Inside the paper was an article bylined by Nuzzi in which she told a rather unflattering tale of her experience working on Anthony Weiner's mayoral bid.

Now, Team Weiner is firing back. TPM called Weiner's communications director Barbara Morgan to discuss an unrelated story Tuesday and she went off on a curse-filled rant about Nuzzi, describing her as a fame hungry "bitch" who "sucked" at her job. Morgan also called Nuzzi a "slutbag," "twat," and "cunt" while threatening to sue her.

...

Morgan went on to suggest Nuzzi would be unable to get a job in New York City's political scene as a result of her actions.

"Fucking slutbag. Nice fucking glamour shot on the cover of the Daily News. Man, see if you ever get a job in this town again," said Morgan.

...

"It's all bullshit," she said. "I mean, it's such bullshit. She could fucking — fucking twat."

...

Morgan also expressed disbelief that Nuzzi criticized her credentials.

"And then like she had the fucking balls to like trash me in the paper. And be like, 'His communications director was last the press secretary of the Department of Education in New Jersey," Morgan said. "You know what? Fuck you, you little cunt. I'm not joking, I am going to sue her."

...

That this woman was the voice of New Jersey's educational system is not surprising. Some more great stuff:

http://www.businessinsider.com/barbara-morgan-olivia-nuzzi-rant-anthony-weiner-2013-7

QuoteShe wrote that many interns joined the Weiner campaign to get closer to his wife, Huma Abedin, with hopes of landing a role on any potential campaign for Hillary Clinton in 2016. She said that one campaign staffer had left because he had only been paid one-third of what he was promised. And she said that Weiner had incorrectly referred to multiple interns as "Monica."

We emailed Morgan to see if she intended her comments to be seen.

Her response: "NO NO NO NO NO."


Here is Morgan's full statement:

"In a moment of frustration, I used inappropriate language in what I thought was an off the record conversation. It was wrong and I am very sorry, which is what I said tonight when I called and emailed Olivia to apologize."

Barbara Morgan (the blonde in the background behind the reporter)
(http://i.imgur.com/B40Bmd5.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 12, 2013, 10:18:07 AM
Imprisoned for a third of his life without charges. Beaten, abused, tortured. Have a good life, guy. (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/11/opinion/sunday/after-guantanamo-another-injustice.html?pagewanted=all)

QuoteNabil has not been the only "mistake" in our war on terror. Hundreds of other Arabs have been sent to Gitmo, chewed up by the system there, never charged and eventually transferred back to their home countries. (These transfers are carried out as secretly and as quietly as possible.) There have been no apologies, no official statements of regret, no compensation, nothing of the sort. The United States was dead wrong, but no one can admit it.

In Nabil's case, the United States military and intelligence agents relied on corrupt informants who were raking in American cash, or even worse, jailhouse snitches who swapped false stories for candy bars, porn and sometimes just a break from their own beatings.

Last week, the Obama administration announced that it was transferring some more Arab prisoners back to Algeria. It is likely that Nabil will be one of them, and if that happens another tragic mistake will be made. His nightmare will only continue. He will be homeless. He will have no support to reintegrate him into a society where many will be hostile to a former Gitmo detainee, either on the assumption that he is an extremist or because he refuses to join the extremist opposition to the Algerian government. Instead of showing some guts and admitting they were wrong, the American authorities will whisk him away, dump him on the streets of Algiers and wash their hands.

What should they do? Or what should we do?

First, admit the mistake and make the apology. Second, provide compensation. United States taxpayers have spent $2 million a year for 11 years to keep Nabil at Gitmo; give the guy a few thousand bucks to get on his feet. Third, pressure the French to allow his re-entry.

This sounds simple, but it will never happen.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 12, 2013, 12:01:11 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 12, 2013, 10:18:07 AM
Imprisoned for a third of his life without charges. Beaten, abused, tortured. Have a good life, guy. (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/11/opinion/sunday/after-guantanamo-another-injustice.html?pagewanted=all)

QuoteNabil has not been the only "mistake" in our war on terror. Hundreds of other Arabs have been sent to Gitmo, chewed up by the system there, never charged and eventually transferred back to their home countries. (These transfers are carried out as secretly and as quietly as possible.) There have been no apologies, no official statements of regret, no compensation, nothing of the sort. The United States was dead wrong, but no one can admit it.

In Nabil's case, the United States military and intelligence agents relied on corrupt informants who were raking in American cash, or even worse, jailhouse snitches who swapped false stories for candy bars, porn and sometimes just a break from their own beatings.

Last week, the Obama administration announced that it was transferring some more Arab prisoners back to Algeria. It is likely that Nabil will be one of them, and if that happens another tragic mistake will be made. His nightmare will only continue. He will be homeless. He will have no support to reintegrate him into a society where many will be hostile to a former Gitmo detainee, either on the assumption that he is an extremist or because he refuses to join the extremist opposition to the Algerian government. Instead of showing some guts and admitting they were wrong, the American authorities will whisk him away, dump him on the streets of Algiers and wash their hands.

What should they do? Or what should we do?

First, admit the mistake and make the apology. Second, provide compensation. United States taxpayers have spent $2 million a year for 11 years to keep Nabil at Gitmo; give the guy a few thousand bucks to get on his feet. Third, pressure the French to allow his re-entry.

This sounds simple, but it will never happen.

Throwing a bunch of Arabs into jail without charges, holding them for years, then sending them home with no reparations, so they can tell everyone about it?

What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on August 12, 2013, 12:02:36 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2013, 12:01:11 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 12, 2013, 10:18:07 AM
Imprisoned for a third of his life without charges. Beaten, abused, tortured. Have a good life, guy. (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/11/opinion/sunday/after-guantanamo-another-injustice.html?pagewanted=all)

QuoteNabil has not been the only "mistake" in our war on terror. Hundreds of other Arabs have been sent to Gitmo, chewed up by the system there, never charged and eventually transferred back to their home countries. (These transfers are carried out as secretly and as quietly as possible.) There have been no apologies, no official statements of regret, no compensation, nothing of the sort. The United States was dead wrong, but no one can admit it.

In Nabil's case, the United States military and intelligence agents relied on corrupt informants who were raking in American cash, or even worse, jailhouse snitches who swapped false stories for candy bars, porn and sometimes just a break from their own beatings.

Last week, the Obama administration announced that it was transferring some more Arab prisoners back to Algeria. It is likely that Nabil will be one of them, and if that happens another tragic mistake will be made. His nightmare will only continue. He will be homeless. He will have no support to reintegrate him into a society where many will be hostile to a former Gitmo detainee, either on the assumption that he is an extremist or because he refuses to join the extremist opposition to the Algerian government. Instead of showing some guts and admitting they were wrong, the American authorities will whisk him away, dump him on the streets of Algiers and wash their hands.

What should they do? Or what should we do?

First, admit the mistake and make the apology. Second, provide compensation. United States taxpayers have spent $2 million a year for 11 years to keep Nabil at Gitmo; give the guy a few thousand bucks to get on his feet. Third, pressure the French to allow his re-entry.

This sounds simple, but it will never happen.

Throwing a bunch of Arabs into jail without charges, holding them for years, then sending them home with no reparations, so they can tell everyone about it?

What could possibly go wrong?

Thanks Obama!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 12, 2013, 12:55:35 PM
Hey, Australia's Sarah Palin (http://rt.com/news/australia-politician-islam-country-336/) might even be dumber than ours!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on August 12, 2013, 05:34:36 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2013, 12:55:35 PM
Hey, Australia's Sarah Palin (http://rt.com/news/australia-politician-islam-country-336/) might even be dumber than ours!

No, Fork.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2013, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2013, 12:55:35 PM
Hey, Australia's Sarah Palin (http://rt.com/news/australia-politician-islam-country-336/) might even be dumber than ours!

Do we have information about her uterus too?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on September 12, 2013, 10:06:20 AM
http://www.kernelmag.com/comment/analysis/5140/vladimir-putin-king-of-the-trolls/
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: morpheus on September 12, 2013, 10:58:42 AM
Quote from: R-V on September 12, 2013, 10:06:20 AM
http://www.kernelmag.com/comment/analysis/5140/vladimir-putin-king-of-the-trolls/

something something best trolls are better for having trolled something
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on September 12, 2013, 11:05:38 AM
Quote from: morpheus on September 12, 2013, 10:58:42 AM
Quote from: R-V on September 12, 2013, 10:06:20 AM
http://www.kernelmag.com/comment/analysis/5140/vladimir-putin-king-of-the-trolls/

something something best trolls are better for having trolled something

How does Putin compare to Kierkegaard?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 12, 2013, 12:39:49 PM
Quote from: morpheus on September 12, 2013, 10:58:42 AM
Quote from: R-V on September 12, 2013, 10:06:20 AM
http://www.kernelmag.com/comment/analysis/5140/vladimir-putin-king-of-the-trolls/

something something best trolls are better for having trolled something

This guy left out the best part, where Putin mentions God creating everyone equal.

Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2013, 03:48:53 AM
There might be a government shutdown, or a debt crisis, or whatever, but goddamnit...

OUR LONG NATIONAL HELIUM CRISIS IS ABOUT TO END!!!

http://news.sciencemag.org/policy/2013/09/updated-u.s.-senate-ends-helium-saga
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2013, 04:50:46 PM
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/382621635280252928

Quote from: Barack Obama"Not only are premiums lower than they were, they're lower than the most optimistic predictions." —President Obama on Obamacare #CGI2013

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/statuses/382632760315486209

Quote from: Ari FleischerQuestion to @gov:  how come @BarackObama 's last tweet was more than 140 characters?  Does he play by different rules???
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: ChuckD on September 29, 2013, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2013, 04:50:46 PM
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/382621635280252928

Quote from: Barack Obama"Not only are premiums lower than they were, they're lower than the most optimistic predictions." —President Obama on Obamacare #CGI2013

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/statuses/382632760315486209

Quote from: Ari FleischerQuestion to @gov:  how come @BarackObama 's last tweet was more than 140 characters?  Does he play by different rules???

Spoiler Alert: 136
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2013, 05:18:17 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 29, 2013, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2013, 04:50:46 PM
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/382621635280252928

Quote from: Barack Obama"Not only are premiums lower than they were, they're lower than the most optimistic predictions." —President Obama on Obamacare #CGI2013

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/statuses/382632760315486209

Quote from: Ari FleischerQuestion to @gov:  how come @BarackObama 's last tweet was more than 140 characters?  Does he play by different rules???

Spoiler Alert: 136

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/status/382635153723764736

Quote from: Ari Fleischer@gov I retract my tweet. When I copy and pasted, it included the @BarackObama.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 29, 2013, 08:40:45 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2013, 05:18:17 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 29, 2013, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2013, 04:50:46 PM
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/382621635280252928

Quote from: Barack Obama"Not only are premiums lower than they were, they're lower than the most optimistic predictions." —President Obama on Obamacare #CGI2013

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/statuses/382632760315486209

Quote from: Ari FleischerQuestion to @gov:  how come @BarackObama 's last tweet was more than 140 characters?  Does he play by different rules???

Spoiler Alert: 136

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/status/382635153723764736

Quote from: Ari Fleischer@gov I retract my tweet. When I copy and pasted, it included the @BarackObama.

Finally, someone who's not afraid to ask the REAL QUESTIONS.  Ever since Glenn Beck disappeared that's been sorely lacking.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 30, 2013, 04:01:44 PM
Wait, what? (http://www.voanews.com/content/us-government-on-verge-of-shutdown/1759628.html)

QuoteAlready, both sides are trying to make sure the other gets blamed for a government shutdown, if it happens. A group of House Republicans met Sunday on the steps of the U.S. Capitol, including Representative Marsha Blackburn.

"This is what President Barack Obama wants. This is all part of his game plan. Shut it down, so he can get the checkbook, and so he, and Attorney General Eric Holder can decide what parts of the federal government are going to stay open," said Blackburn.

The pro-shutdown Republicans are giving me vertigo.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on September 30, 2013, 04:05:15 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 30, 2013, 04:01:44 PM
Wait, what? (http://www.voanews.com/content/us-government-on-verge-of-shutdown/1759628.html)

QuoteAlready, both sides are trying to make sure the other gets blamed for a government shutdown, if it happens. A group of House Republicans met Sunday on the steps of the U.S. Capitol, including Representative Marsha Blackburn.

"This is what President Barack Obama wants. This is all part of his game plan. Shut it down, so he can get the checkbook, and so he, and Attorney General Eric Holder can decide what parts of the federal government are going to stay open," said Blackburn.

The pro-shutdown Republicans are giving me vertigo.

Now deceased, Alfred Hitchcock is precluded from seeking royalties.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 01, 2013, 10:58:20 AM
(deep breath) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 01, 2013, 01:07:20 PM
Eric Cantor tweets the whitest picture of all time.

(http://ww2.politicususa.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cantor-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: PenFoe on October 01, 2013, 01:13:45 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 01, 2013, 01:07:20 PM
Eric Cantor tweets the whitest picture of all time.

(http://ww2.politicususa.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cantor-1.jpg)

Ever?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny77l0JQEoo/TNMgB359z4I/AAAAAAAAAGc/F6OEyW0RcLM/s1600/dance3.jpg)

(http://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/friends-cast1.jpg)

(http://committedindians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Blackhawks-team-cup-pic.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 01, 2013, 01:54:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 01, 2013, 01:13:45 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 01, 2013, 01:07:20 PM
Eric Cantor tweets the whitest picture of all time.

(http://ww2.politicususa.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cantor-1.jpg)

Ever?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny77l0JQEoo/TNMgB359z4I/AAAAAAAAAGc/F6OEyW0RcLM/s1600/dance3.jpg)

(http://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/friends-cast1.jpg)

(http://committedindians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Blackhawks-team-cup-pic.jpg)

Ever (http://blackpeopleloveus.com/index.html).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 01, 2013, 02:04:37 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 01, 2013, 01:13:45 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 01, 2013, 01:07:20 PM
Eric Cantor tweets the whitest picture of all time.

(http://ww2.politicususa.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cantor-1.jpg)

Ever?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ny77l0JQEoo/TNMgB359z4I/AAAAAAAAAGc/F6OEyW0RcLM/s1600/dance3.jpg)

(http://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/friends-cast1.jpg)

(http://committedindians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Blackhawks-team-cup-pic.jpg)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/Ivychat/IMG_20130713_120642_560_zps2940c0f7.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on October 01, 2013, 02:33:10 PM
(http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/10550419/20130327_lbm_ag5_338.0_standard_352.0.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 01, 2013, 02:46:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 01, 2013, 02:33:10 PM
(http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/10550419/20130327_lbm_ag5_338.0_standard_352.0.jpg)

Well, that's the last straw. I'm going on strike.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 01, 2013, 08:38:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 01, 2013, 02:46:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 01, 2013, 02:33:10 PM
(http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/10550419/20130327_lbm_ag5_338.0_standard_352.0.jpg)

Well, that's the last straw. I'm going on strike.

We hadn't even gotten to Ole Miss fans yet.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 03, 2013, 06:47:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 19, 2009, 09:53:32 PM
It's always the dentists.

http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-capitol-shooting-1004-20131003,0,5388938,full.story

QuoteWASHINGTON, D.C. — A Stamford dental hygienist with a history of mental health issues was killed after a chase and shooting near the U.S. Capitol on Thursday, a source with knowledge of the investigation said.

The source said Miriam Carey, 34, was the woman behind the wheel of the black Infiniti coupe with Connecticut license plates that tried to pass a security check point at the White House. Carey led police on a chase through central Washington and died after being shot near the U.S. Capitol.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 04, 2013, 09:36:44 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 03, 2013, 06:47:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 19, 2009, 09:53:32 PM
It's always the dentists.

So, what? She went "molar?"
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 04, 2013, 09:45:09 AM
No for any number of reasons, Chuck.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 04, 2013, 11:44:31 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 03, 2013, 06:47:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 19, 2009, 09:53:32 PM
It's always the dentists.

http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-capitol-shooting-1004-20131003,0,5388938,full.story

QuoteWASHINGTON, D.C. — A Stamford dental hygienist with a history of mental health issues was killed after a chase and shooting near the U.S. Capitol on Thursday, a source with knowledge of the investigation said.

The source said Miriam Carey, 34, was the woman behind the wheel of the black Infiniti coupe with Connecticut license plates that tried to pass a security check point at the White House. Carey led police on a chase through central Washington and died after being shot near the U.S. Capitol.

Mariah's still crazier.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 04, 2013, 03:45:29 PM
Well, at least I'll be getting paid for reading these books and doing the laundry: http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/326607-house-to-vote-on-back-pay-for-furloughed-government-workers
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on October 04, 2013, 04:55:04 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 04, 2013, 09:45:09 AM
No for any number of reasons, Chuck.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 05, 2013, 10:38:10 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 04, 2013, 03:45:29 PM
Well, at least I'll be getting paid for reading these books and doing the laundry: http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/326607-house-to-vote-on-back-pay-for-furloughed-government-workers

We're all nonessential, but at least you've got the paperwork to prove it.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 10:02:25 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2013, 04:50:46 PM
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/382621635280252928

Quote from: Barack Obama"Not only are premiums lower than they were, they're lower than the most optimistic predictions." —President Obama on Obamacare #CGI2013

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/statuses/382632760315486209

Quote from: Ari FleischerQuestion to @gov:  how come @BarackObama 's last tweet was more than 140 characters?  Does he play by different rules???

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/status/388119998432296960

Quote from: Ari FleischerIf John Boehner changed his 1st name from "Speaker" to "Mullah", Pres O wld b eager 2negotiate w him. I'll be on @FoxNews @seanhannity 2nite

Apparently all it will take to end the shutdown is a sub rosa shipment of anti-tank missiles.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 09, 2013, 10:20:30 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 10:02:25 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2013, 04:50:46 PM
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/382621635280252928

Quote from: Barack Obama"Not only are premiums lower than they were, they're lower than the most optimistic predictions." —President Obama on Obamacare #CGI2013

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/statuses/382632760315486209

Quote from: Ari FleischerQuestion to @gov:  how come @BarackObama 's last tweet was more than 140 characters?  Does he play by different rules???

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/status/388119998432296960

Quote from: Ari FleischerIf John Boehner changed his 1st name from "Speaker" to "Mullah", Pres O wld b eager 2negotiate w him. I'll be on @FoxNews @seanhannity 2nite

Apparently all it will take to end the shutdown is a sub rosa shipment of anti-tank missiles.

It comes in handy having the first name "Speaker" if that's what you want to be when you grow up. Unfortunately for Fleischer, his first name is "Asscastle".
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)

This is just going to start the "Jeri Ryan is the reason for President Obama" causal chain again.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 11:27:32 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)

This is just going to start the "Jeri Ryan is the reason for President Obama" causal chain again.

Perhaps, but the real chain starts with Clarence Thomas.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 10, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)

This is just going to start the "Jeri Ryan is the reason for President Obama" causal chain again.

Will the Jeri Ryan Shutdown lead to a second Jeri Ryan Recession?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZhCQ53x.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 10, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)

This is just going to start the "Jeri Ryan is the reason for President Obama" causal chain again.

Will the Jeri Ryan Shutdown lead to a second Jeri Ryan Recession?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZhCQ53x.jpg)

That picture kind of looks like what Jack Ryan had in mind for his wife before they got divorced.

And how does Clarence Thomas play into the chain, Chuck?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 10, 2013, 02:04:42 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 01:54:41 PM
And how does Clarence Thomas play into the chain, Chuck?

C'mon...

Long Dong Silver = LDS
Latter Day Saints = LDS
Republicans run a member of the LDS Church, who gets caught "accidentally" disparaging the electorate enough to lose handily.

The truth is out there.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 02:43:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 10, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)

This is just going to start the "Jeri Ryan is the reason for President Obama" causal chain again.

Will the Jeri Ryan Shutdown lead to a second Jeri Ryan Recession?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZhCQ53x.jpg)

That picture kind of looks like what Jack Ryan had in mind for his wife before they got divorced.

And how does Clarence Thomas play into the chain, Chuck?

Alan Dixon voted for Clarence Thomas' confirmation, producing Carol Mosely-Braun.

Carol Mosely-Braun's term of incompetence produced Peter Fitzgerald.

Peter Fitzgerald produced Patrick Fitzgerald.

Patrick Fitzgerald produced an irate George Ryan and Michael Madigan.

An irate George Ryan pushed for Judy Baar Topinka to consider primarying Peter Fitzgerald's ass.

Peter Fitzgerald decided not to run for re-election.

An irate Michael Madigan sang the blues to Emil Jones who encouraged his political godson to run for U.S. Senate.

A bunch of people decided to run from both parties: Gery Chico, Maria Pappas, Nancy Skinner, Blair Hull, Steve Rauschenberger, Jack Ryan, John Borling, John Cox, Jim Oberweis, etc. etc. I think there were a total of 20 from both parties.

Blair Hull was mopping up the Democratic field three weeks before the primary.

Hull's divorce files revealed he hit his wife several times.

Obama won the Democratic primary, Jack Ryan the Republican primary.

Jeri Ryan stuff comes out in June after a big buildup.

Jack Ryan decides to leave race.

8 weeks elapse and nobody wants to run. There was a pro-Ditka movement, and 1963 Bears ballboy Sen. George Allen Jr. even tried talking him into it in his capacities as RSCC Chair.

After awhile Judy Baar Topinka comes back with ... Alan Fucking Keyes.

Libertarian candidate Jerry Kohn doesn't get enough traction.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 10, 2013, 03:03:30 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 01:54:41 PM
That picture kind of looks like what Jack Ryan had in mind for his wife before they got divorced.

This was precisely my reaction, too.

I also thought it was funny that that's the very first image result Google gave me.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 03:33:52 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 02:43:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 10, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)

This is just going to start the "Jeri Ryan is the reason for President Obama" causal chain again.

Will the Jeri Ryan Shutdown lead to a second Jeri Ryan Recession?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZhCQ53x.jpg)

That picture kind of looks like what Jack Ryan had in mind for his wife before they got divorced.

And how does Clarence Thomas play into the chain, Chuck?

Alan Dixon voted for Clarence Thomas' confirmation, producing Carol Mosely-Braun.

Carol Mosely-Braun's term of incompetence produced Peter Fitzgerald.

Peter Fitzgerald produced Patrick Fitzgerald.

Patrick Fitzgerald produced an irate George Ryan and Michael Madigan.

An irate George Ryan pushed for Judy Baar Topinka to consider primarying Peter Fitzgerald's ass.

Peter Fitzgerald decided not to run for re-election.

An irate Michael Madigan sang the blues to Emil Jones who encouraged his political godson to run for U.S. Senate.

A bunch of people decided to run from both parties: Gery Chico, Maria Pappas, Nancy Skinner, Blair Hull, Steve Rauschenberger, Jack Ryan, John Borling, John Cox, Jim Oberweis, etc. etc. I think there were a total of 20 from both parties.

Blair Hull was mopping up the Democratic field three weeks before the primary.

Hull's divorce files revealed he hit his wife several times.

Obama won the Democratic primary, Jack Ryan the Republican primary.

Jeri Ryan stuff comes out in June after a big buildup.

Jack Ryan decides to leave race.

8 weeks elapse and nobody wants to run. There was a pro-Ditka movement, and 1963 Bears ballboy Sen. George Allen Jr. even tried talking him into it in his capacities as RSCC Chair.

After awhile Judy Baar Topinka comes back with ... Alan Fucking Keyes.

Libertarian candidate Jerry Kohn doesn't get enough traction.

Well done, sir.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 04:22:01 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 02:43:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 10, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)

This is just going to start the "Jeri Ryan is the reason for President Obama" causal chain again.

Will the Jeri Ryan Shutdown lead to a second Jeri Ryan Recession?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZhCQ53x.jpg)

That picture kind of looks like what Jack Ryan had in mind for his wife before they got divorced.

And how does Clarence Thomas play into the chain, Chuck?

Alan Dixon voted for Clarence Thomas' confirmation, producing Carol Mosely-Braun.

Carol Mosely-Braun's term of incompetence produced Peter Fitzgerald.

Peter Fitzgerald produced Patrick Fitzgerald.

Patrick Fitzgerald produced an irate George Ryan and Michael Madigan.

An irate George Ryan pushed for Judy Baar Topinka to consider primarying Peter Fitzgerald's ass.

Peter Fitzgerald decided not to run for re-election.

An irate Michael Madigan sang the blues to Emil Jones who encouraged his political godson to run for U.S. Senate.

A bunch of people decided to run from both parties: Gery Chico, Maria Pappas, Nancy Skinner, Blair Hull, Steve Rauschenberger, Jack Ryan, John Borling, John Cox, Jim Oberweis, etc. etc. I think there were a total of 20 from both parties.

Blair Hull was mopping up the Democratic field three weeks before the primary.

Hull's divorce files revealed he hit his wife several times.

Obama won the Democratic primary, Jack Ryan the Republican primary.

Jeri Ryan stuff comes out in June after a big buildup.

Jack Ryan decides to leave race.

8 weeks elapse and nobody wants to run. There was a pro-Ditka movement, and 1963 Bears ballboy Sen. George Allen Jr. even tried talking him into it in his capacities as RSCC Chair.

After awhile Judy Baar Topinka comes back with ... Alan Fucking Keyes.

Libertarian candidate Jerry Kohn doesn't get enough traction.
I'd have added in one piece for clarity: Alan Dixon voted for Clarence Thomas' confirmation, leading the dems to primary him producing Carol Mosely-Braun's 37% showing. The IL-GOP, liking mini-DINO Dixon was unprepared for Dixon to be out and ran whack job Richard S. Williamson (kind of a lite/white Alan Keyes).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 04:29:30 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 04:22:01 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 02:43:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 10, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)

This is just going to start the "Jeri Ryan is the reason for President Obama" causal chain again.

Will the Jeri Ryan Shutdown lead to a second Jeri Ryan Recession?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZhCQ53x.jpg)

That picture kind of looks like what Jack Ryan had in mind for his wife before they got divorced.

And how does Clarence Thomas play into the chain, Chuck?

Alan Dixon voted for Clarence Thomas' confirmation, producing Carol Mosely-Braun.

Carol Mosely-Braun's term of incompetence produced Peter Fitzgerald.

Peter Fitzgerald produced Patrick Fitzgerald.

Patrick Fitzgerald produced an irate George Ryan and Michael Madigan.

An irate George Ryan pushed for Judy Baar Topinka to consider primarying Peter Fitzgerald's ass.

Peter Fitzgerald decided not to run for re-election.

An irate Michael Madigan sang the blues to Emil Jones who encouraged his political godson to run for U.S. Senate.

A bunch of people decided to run from both parties: Gery Chico, Maria Pappas, Nancy Skinner, Blair Hull, Steve Rauschenberger, Jack Ryan, John Borling, John Cox, Jim Oberweis, etc. etc. I think there were a total of 20 from both parties.

Blair Hull was mopping up the Democratic field three weeks before the primary.

Hull's divorce files revealed he hit his wife several times.

Obama won the Democratic primary, Jack Ryan the Republican primary.

Jeri Ryan stuff comes out in June after a big buildup.

Jack Ryan decides to leave race.

8 weeks elapse and nobody wants to run. There was a pro-Ditka movement, and 1963 Bears ballboy Sen. George Allen Jr. even tried talking him into it in his capacities as RSCC Chair.

After awhile Judy Baar Topinka comes back with ... Alan Fucking Keyes.

Libertarian candidate Jerry Kohn doesn't get enough traction.
I'd have added in one piece for clarity: Alan Dixon voted for Clarence Thomas' confirmation, leading the dems to primary him producing Carol Mosely-Braun's 37% showing. The IL-GOP, liking mini-DINO Dixon was unprepared for Dixon to be out and ran whack job Richard S. Williamson (kind of a lite/white Alan Keyes).

Richard Williamson (http://www.thechicagocouncil.org/files/About_Us/Fellows_Experts/Richard_S._Williamson.aspx) is a whack job, how?

Richard Williamson's candidacy was hardly like Bernie Epton's or Alan Keyes'. He just didn't have much of an organization, and the party in 1992 was focusing elsewhere.

Also, I speak for Section 242 as well when I say FYC! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dQoAB1PBOw)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on October 10, 2013, 04:34:45 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 02:43:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 10, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)

This is just going to start the "Jeri Ryan is the reason for President Obama" causal chain again.

Will the Jeri Ryan Shutdown lead to a second Jeri Ryan Recession?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZhCQ53x.jpg)

That picture kind of looks like what Jack Ryan had in mind for his wife before they got divorced.

And how does Clarence Thomas play into the chain, Chuck?

Alan Dixon voted for Clarence Thomas' confirmation, producing Carol Mosely-Braun.

Carol Mosely-Braun's term of incompetence produced Peter Fitzgerald.

Peter Fitzgerald produced Patrick Fitzgerald.

Patrick Fitzgerald produced an irate George Ryan and Michael Madigan.

An irate George Ryan pushed for Judy Baar Topinka to consider primarying Peter Fitzgerald's ass.

Peter Fitzgerald decided not to run for re-election.

An irate Michael Madigan sang the blues to Emil Jones who encouraged his political godson to run for U.S. Senate.

A bunch of people decided to run from both parties: Gery Chico, Maria Pappas, Nancy Skinner, Blair Hull, Steve Rauschenberger, Jack Ryan, John Borling, John Cox, Jim Oberweis, etc. etc. I think there were a total of 20 from both parties.

Blair Hull was mopping up the Democratic field three weeks before the primary.

Hull's divorce files revealed he hit his wife several times.

Obama won the Democratic primary, Jack Ryan the Republican primary.

Jeri Ryan stuff comes out in June after a big buildup.

Jack Ryan decides to leave race.

8 weeks elapse and nobody wants to run. There was a pro-Ditka movement, and 1963 Bears ballboy Sen. George Allen Jr. even tried talking him into it in his capacities as RSCC Chair.

After awhile Judy Baar Topinka comes back with ... Alan Fucking Keyes.

Libertarian candidate Jerry Kohn doesn't get enough traction.

No one?  Point of fact, Jim Oberweis sure as shit wanted to run after finishing 2nd in the primary and everything.  I assume that GOP passed him over because he was the one who publicly hammered Ryan to unseal his divorce file BEFORE the GOP primary in an attempt to score points on him.

Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 04:39:55 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 10, 2013, 04:34:45 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 02:43:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 10, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)

This is just going to start the "Jeri Ryan is the reason for President Obama" causal chain again.

Will the Jeri Ryan Shutdown lead to a second Jeri Ryan Recession?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZhCQ53x.jpg)

That picture kind of looks like what Jack Ryan had in mind for his wife before they got divorced.

And how does Clarence Thomas play into the chain, Chuck?

Alan Dixon voted for Clarence Thomas' confirmation, producing Carol Mosely-Braun.

Carol Mosely-Braun's term of incompetence produced Peter Fitzgerald.

Peter Fitzgerald produced Patrick Fitzgerald.

Patrick Fitzgerald produced an irate George Ryan and Michael Madigan.

An irate George Ryan pushed for Judy Baar Topinka to consider primarying Peter Fitzgerald's ass.

Peter Fitzgerald decided not to run for re-election.

An irate Michael Madigan sang the blues to Emil Jones who encouraged his political godson to run for U.S. Senate.

A bunch of people decided to run from both parties: Gery Chico, Maria Pappas, Nancy Skinner, Blair Hull, Steve Rauschenberger, Jack Ryan, John Borling, John Cox, Jim Oberweis, etc. etc. I think there were a total of 20 from both parties.

Blair Hull was mopping up the Democratic field three weeks before the primary.

Hull's divorce files revealed he hit his wife several times.

Obama won the Democratic primary, Jack Ryan the Republican primary.

Jeri Ryan stuff comes out in June after a big buildup.

Jack Ryan decides to leave race.

8 weeks elapse and nobody wants to run. There was a pro-Ditka movement, and 1963 Bears ballboy Sen. George Allen Jr. even tried talking him into it in his capacities as RSCC Chair.

After awhile Judy Baar Topinka comes back with ... Alan Fucking Keyes.

Libertarian candidate Jerry Kohn doesn't get enough traction.

No one?  Point of fact, Jim Oberweis sure as shit wanted to run after finishing 2nd in the primary and everything.  I assume that GOP passed him over because he was the one who publicly hammered Ryan to unseal his divorce file BEFORE the GOP primary in an attempt to score points on him.



Very true. Except it was John Borling, not Oberweis, who wanted the records opened. I think with Oberweis, people were already weary of his act. He ran to the left of Durkin in the 2002 Senate primary, then he ran to the right of just about everyone, and then did inane prescription drug junkets on buses to Canada with voters, gave out free ice cream and focused on immigration so heavily that his ad in which he was in a helicopter over Soldier Field made me think he was going to pull out a sniper rifle and gun down Roberto Garza and Israel Idonije. I think the GOP would have gone for Rauschenberger, Ron Gidwitz, Jim Edgar or the not as of yet convicted Jim Thompson.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on October 10, 2013, 04:47:21 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 04:39:55 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 10, 2013, 04:34:45 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 02:43:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 01:54:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 10, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)

This is just going to start the "Jeri Ryan is the reason for President Obama" causal chain again.

Will the Jeri Ryan Shutdown lead to a second Jeri Ryan Recession?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZhCQ53x.jpg)

That picture kind of looks like what Jack Ryan had in mind for his wife before they got divorced.

And how does Clarence Thomas play into the chain, Chuck?

Alan Dixon voted for Clarence Thomas' confirmation, producing Carol Mosely-Braun.

Carol Mosely-Braun's term of incompetence produced Peter Fitzgerald.

Peter Fitzgerald produced Patrick Fitzgerald.

Patrick Fitzgerald produced an irate George Ryan and Michael Madigan.

An irate George Ryan pushed for Judy Baar Topinka to consider primarying Peter Fitzgerald's ass.

Peter Fitzgerald decided not to run for re-election.

An irate Michael Madigan sang the blues to Emil Jones who encouraged his political godson to run for U.S. Senate.

A bunch of people decided to run from both parties: Gery Chico, Maria Pappas, Nancy Skinner, Blair Hull, Steve Rauschenberger, Jack Ryan, John Borling, John Cox, Jim Oberweis, etc. etc. I think there were a total of 20 from both parties.

Blair Hull was mopping up the Democratic field three weeks before the primary.

Hull's divorce files revealed he hit his wife several times.

Obama won the Democratic primary, Jack Ryan the Republican primary.

Jeri Ryan stuff comes out in June after a big buildup.

Jack Ryan decides to leave race.

8 weeks elapse and nobody wants to run. There was a pro-Ditka movement, and 1963 Bears ballboy Sen. George Allen Jr. even tried talking him into it in his capacities as RSCC Chair.

After awhile Judy Baar Topinka comes back with ... Alan Fucking Keyes.

Libertarian candidate Jerry Kohn doesn't get enough traction.

No one?  Point of fact, Jim Oberweis sure as shit wanted to run after finishing 2nd in the primary and everything.  I assume that GOP passed him over because he was the one who publicly hammered Ryan to unseal his divorce file BEFORE the GOP primary in an attempt to score points on him.



Very true. Except it was John Borling, not Oberweis, who wanted the records opened. I think with Oberweis, people were already weary of his act. He ran to the left of Durkin in the 2002 Senate primary, then he ran to the right of just about everyone, and then did inane prescription drug junkets on buses to Canada with voters, gave out free ice cream and focused on immigration so heavily that his ad in which he was in a helicopter over Soldier Field made me think he was going to pull out a sniper rifle and gun down Roberto Garza and Israel Idonije. I think the GOP would have gone for Rauschenberger, Ron Gidwitz, Jim Edgar or the not as of yet convicted Jim Thompson.

I miss him.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 11, 2013, 08:52:42 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 04:29:30 PM
Richard Williamson (http://www.thechicagocouncil.org/files/About_Us/Fellows_Experts/Richard_S._Williamson.aspx) is a whack job, how?

Dunno about now, but that sure was the story then.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on October 11, 2013, 09:16:17 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 11, 2013, 08:52:42 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 04:29:30 PM
Richard Williamson (http://www.thechicagocouncil.org/files/About_Us/Fellows_Experts/Richard_S._Williamson.aspx) is a whack job, how?

Dunno about now, but that sure was the story then.

Example?

In particular, how is he/was he Alan Keyes-lite?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 11, 2013, 10:53:40 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 11, 2013, 09:16:17 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 11, 2013, 08:52:42 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 10, 2013, 04:29:30 PM
Richard Williamson (http://www.thechicagocouncil.org/files/About_Us/Fellows_Experts/Richard_S._Williamson.aspx) is a whack job, how?

Dunno about now, but that sure was the story then.

Example?

In particular, how is he/was he Alan Keyes-lite?

Keyes in that he was a name put up with no intention of trying to win.  And that some very GOP tied friends (their clients/friends included some dude with the license plate "T") were telling people that Williamson was anti-semetic.  I never investigated it for myself.  I probably voted for Braun, but I really don't recall. I do recall voting for Fitz 6 years later.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on October 11, 2013, 12:06:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 10, 2013, 11:33:19 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 10, 2013, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2013, 10:56:19 AM
Da Coach's regrets?

Not winning another title? No.
Having Doug Flutie over for Thanksgiving dinner? No.
Trading a whole draft for Ricky Williams? No.
No asswhupping Obama in 2004? Yes! (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/football-great-mike-ditka-my-biggest-mistake-was-not-beating-obama-in-2004)

This is just going to start the "Jeri Ryan is the reason for President Obama" causal chain again.

Will the Jeri Ryan Shutdown lead to a second Jeri Ryan Recession?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZhCQ53x.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 15, 2013, 12:21:55 AM
Smart or not smart?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWd6m5xCQAAaY9I.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on October 15, 2013, 08:47:41 AM
So are they protesting for less government or to re-open the government?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on October 15, 2013, 09:16:15 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 15, 2013, 08:47:41 AMSo are they protesting for less government or to re-open the government?

I think they want the WWII Memorial to be re-closed so they can re-storm it.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on October 15, 2013, 09:38:11 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 15, 2013, 09:16:15 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 15, 2013, 08:47:41 AMSo are they protesting for less government or to re-open the government?

I think they want the WWII Memorial to be re-closed so they can re-storm it.

Well, we do need to honor the WWII Veterans who died for the Confederacy.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 15, 2013, 09:52:53 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 15, 2013, 08:47:41 AM
So are they protesting for less government or to re-open the government?

They just want to impeach the damn President for something. Is that so much to ask?

(http://i.imgur.com/Zw3gY7A.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Eli on October 15, 2013, 10:10:47 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 15, 2013, 09:52:53 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 15, 2013, 08:47:41 AM
So are they protesting for less government or to re-open the government?

They just want to impeach the damn President for something. Is that so much to ask?

(http://i.imgur.com/Zw3gY7A.jpg)

I'm amazed he's not wearing a Cardinals shirt.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on October 15, 2013, 10:17:04 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 15, 2013, 10:10:47 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 15, 2013, 09:52:53 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 15, 2013, 08:47:41 AM
So are they protesting for less government or to re-open the government?

They just want to impeach the damn President for something. Is that so much to ask?

(http://i.imgur.com/Zw3gY7A.jpg)

I'm amazed he's not wearing a Cardinals shirt.

A 2013 Cardinals WS Chammenship shirt, amiright?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Eli on October 15, 2013, 10:31:58 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 15, 2013, 10:17:04 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 15, 2013, 10:10:47 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 15, 2013, 09:52:53 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 15, 2013, 08:47:41 AM
So are they protesting for less government or to re-open the government?

They just want to impeach the damn President for something. Is that so much to ask?

(http://i.imgur.com/Zw3gY7A.jpg)

I'm amazed he's not wearing a Cardinals shirt.

A 2013 Cardinals WS Chammenship shirt, amiright?

2013-2020
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 15, 2013, 10:33:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 15, 2013, 09:52:53 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 15, 2013, 08:47:41 AM
So are they protesting for less government or to re-open the government?

They just want to impeach the damn President for something. Is that so much to ask?

(http://i.imgur.com/Zw3gY7A.jpg)

The Marines were fighting the Confederates. This guy clearly needs to pick a side.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 15, 2013, 10:47:59 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 15, 2013, 12:21:55 AM
Smart or not smart?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWd6m5xCQAAaY9I.jpg:large)

I'm sure Obama is standing right by the window, reading all the signs and carefully considering their concerns.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 15, 2013, 11:23:47 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on October 15, 2013, 10:47:59 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 15, 2013, 12:21:55 AM
Smart or not smart?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWd6m5xCQAAaY9I.jpg:large)

I'm sure Obama is standing right by the window, reading all the signs and carefully considering their concerns.

How can he read them when they're aimed away from his window?

Geez, you had ONE job.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 15, 2013, 05:20:24 PM
After tonight's idiocy in the House, I'm prepared to turn over legislative authority to the robots.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 15, 2013, 06:27:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 15, 2013, 05:20:24 PM
After tonight's idiocy in the House, I'm prepared to turn over legislative authority to the robots.

How about just the Democrats?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 15, 2013, 07:10:08 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 15, 2013, 05:20:24 PM
After tonight's idiocy in the House, I'm prepared to turn over legislative authority to the robots.

I for one something something robot overlords.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on October 15, 2013, 10:43:24 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 15, 2013, 06:27:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 15, 2013, 05:20:24 PM
After tonight's idiocy in the House, I'm prepared to turn over legislative authority to the robots.

How about just the Democrats?

How about the crab juice?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on October 16, 2013, 07:41:33 AM
Quote from: Bort on October 15, 2013, 10:43:24 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 15, 2013, 06:27:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 15, 2013, 05:20:24 PM
After tonight's idiocy in the House, I'm prepared to turn over legislative authority to the robots.

How about just the Democrats?

How about the crab juice?

How about the imitation crab meat?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 03:24:19 PM
So, in exchange for shutting down the government and bringing the country close to defaulting, the GOP received a reiteration of something that was already in the PPACA.

I really don't know what to say, other than it's apparent that the Democrats finally brought a gun to a gun fight.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 16, 2013, 06:31:39 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 03:24:19 PM
So, in exchange for shutting down the government and bringing the country close to defaulting, the GOP received a reiteration of something that was already in the PPACA.

I really don't know what to say, other than it's apparent that the Democrats finally brought a gun to a gun fight.

Sounds like we need some GUN CONTROL AMIRITE
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 16, 2013, 10:10:45 PM
Holy crap.

http://gawker.com/house-stenographer-dragged-off-floor-yelling-about-free-1446830813

QuoteAs the House finished their vote to reopen the federal government and raise the debt ceiling, the House stenographer decided it was a good time to let everyone know her feelings about God, Congress, and the Freemasons.

"He [God] will not be mocked," the stenographer, apparently named Molly, yelled into the microphone as she was dragged off by security. "The greatest deception here is that this is not one nation under God. It never was. It would not have been. The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons. They go against God. You cannot serve two masters. Praise be to God. Praise be to Jesus."

Yet another sherson snowed by the Antarctic Reptoid conspiracy.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 16, 2013, 10:13:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 03:24:19 PM
So, in exchange for shutting down the government and bringing the country close to defaulting, the GOP received a reiteration of something that was already in the PPACA.

I really don't know what to say, other than it's apparent that the Democrats finally brought a gun to a gun fight.

Whatever. Get back to work.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 11:34:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 16, 2013, 10:13:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 03:24:19 PM
So, in exchange for shutting down the government and bringing the country close to defaulting, the GOP received a reiteration of something that was already in the PPACA.

I really don't know what to say, other than it's apparent that the Democrats finally brought a gun to a gun fight.

Whatever. Get back to work.

With pleasure.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on October 17, 2013, 12:26:33 AM
I hope you stupid bastards are happy. Now we have a goddamn worthless government again.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 17, 2013, 06:41:32 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 11:34:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 16, 2013, 10:13:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 03:24:19 PM
So, in exchange for shutting down the government and bringing the country close to defaulting, the GOP received a reiteration of something that was already in the PPACA.

I really don't know what to say, other than it's apparent that the Democrats finally brought a gun to a gun fight.

Whatever. Get back to work.

With pleasure.

Seriously, it wasn't really a gun fight. It was more like John Boehner trying to sell an ice sculpture. The Democrats didn't really do anything but wait the GOP out.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:01:44 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 17, 2013, 06:41:32 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 11:34:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 16, 2013, 10:13:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 03:24:19 PM
So, in exchange for shutting down the government and bringing the country close to defaulting, the GOP received a reiteration of something that was already in the PPACA.

I really don't know what to say, other than it's apparent that the Democrats finally brought a gun to a gun fight.

Whatever. Get back to work.

With pleasure.

Seriously, it wasn't really a gun fight. It was more like John Boehner trying to sell an ice sculpture. The Democrats didn't really do anything but wait the GOP out.

Boehner and McConnell are sort of like Epstein and Hoyer with Ted Cruz playing Al Yellon, except in this bizarro-world, Yellon gets to take the reins of the team in time for the trade deadline and hilarity ensues. The only difference is that more people come out to Wrigley Field for a lazy August afternoon game with the Padres than have registered on the exchanges for health insurance. The problems with the ACA won't go away, and Harry Reid (let's pass this in the early morning hours on Christmas Eve), Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama and Kathleen Sebelius cannot run away from that.

And this is coming from someone who likes Cruz.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 09:16:39 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:01:44 AM
(let's pass this in the early morning hours on Christmas Eve)

Just using an existing playbook (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicare_Prescription_Drug,_Improvement,_and_Modernization_Act#Legislative_history).

Quote(Medicare D) came to a vote at 3 a.m. on November 22. After 45 minutes, the bill was losing, 219-215, with David Wu (D-OR-1) not voting. Speaker Dennis Hastert and Majority Leader Tom DeLay sought to convince some of dissenting Republicans to switch their votes, as they had in June. Istook, who had always been a wavering vote, consented quickly, producing a 218-216 tally. In a highly unusual move, the House leadership held the vote open for hours as they sought two more votes. Then-Representative Nick Smith (R-MI) claimed he was offered campaign funds for his son, who was running to replace him, in return for a change in his vote from "nay" to "yea." After controversy ensued, Smith clarified no explicit offer of campaign funds was made, but that he was offered "substantial and aggressive campaign support" which he had assumed included financial support.

$1 trillion in unfunded spending, ladies and germs!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:20:34 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 09:16:39 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:01:44 AM
(let's pass this in the early morning hours on Christmas Eve)

Just using an existing playbook (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicare_Prescription_Drug,_Improvement,_and_Modernization_Act#Legislative_history).

Quote(Medicare D) came to a vote at 3 a.m. on November 22. After 45 minutes, the bill was losing, 219-215, with David Wu (D-OR-1) not voting. Speaker Dennis Hastert and Majority Leader Tom DeLay sought to convince some of dissenting Republicans to switch their votes, as they had in June. Istook, who had always been a wavering vote, consented quickly, producing a 218-216 tally. In a highly unusual move, the House leadership held the vote open for hours as they sought two more votes. Then-Representative Nick Smith (R-MI) claimed he was offered campaign funds for his son, who was running to replace him, in return for a change in his vote from "nay" to "yea." After controversy ensued, Smith clarified no explicit offer of campaign funds was made, but that he was offered "substantial and aggressive campaign support" which he had assumed included financial support.

$1 trillion in unfunded spending, ladies and germs!

Let's repeal them both!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 17, 2013, 09:21:25 AM
Quote from: Bort on October 17, 2013, 12:26:33 AM
I hope you stupid bastards are happy. Now we have a goddamn worthless government again.

Don't worry. I doubt the drone program ever missed a beat during the shutdown.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on October 17, 2013, 09:23:59 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 16, 2013, 10:10:45 PM
Holy crap.

http://gawker.com/house-stenographer-dragged-off-floor-yelling-about-free-1446830813

QuoteAs the House finished their vote to reopen the federal government and raise the debt ceiling, the House stenographer decided it was a good time to let everyone know her feelings about God, Congress, and the Freemasons.

"He [God] will not be mocked," the stenographer, apparently named Molly, yelled into the microphone as she was dragged off by security. "The greatest deception here is that this is not one nation under God. It never was. It would not have been. The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons. They go against God. You cannot serve two masters. Praise be to God. Praise be to Jesus."

Yet another sherson snowed by the Antarctic Reptoid conspiracy.

Damn those Freemasons!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 09:43:59 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:20:34 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 09:16:39 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:01:44 AM
(let's pass this in the early morning hours on Christmas Eve)

Just using an existing playbook (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicare_Prescription_Drug,_Improvement,_and_Modernization_Act#Legislative_history).

Quote(Medicare D) came to a vote at 3 a.m. on November 22. After 45 minutes, the bill was losing, 219-215, with David Wu (D-OR-1) not voting. Speaker Dennis Hastert and Majority Leader Tom DeLay sought to convince some of dissenting Republicans to switch their votes, as they had in June. Istook, who had always been a wavering vote, consented quickly, producing a 218-216 tally. In a highly unusual move, the House leadership held the vote open for hours as they sought two more votes. Then-Representative Nick Smith (R-MI) claimed he was offered campaign funds for his son, who was running to replace him, in return for a change in his vote from "nay" to "yea." After controversy ensued, Smith clarified no explicit offer of campaign funds was made, but that he was offered "substantial and aggressive campaign support" which he had assumed included financial support.

$1 trillion in unfunded spending, ladies and germs!

Let's repeal them both!

I'm all for that. I'm not for someone who's in favor of repealing the one passed and signed into law by their opponent's party.

The next guy who says "Repeal and Replace Obamacare AND Medicare D" will be the first. And he'll get beat in his next election.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 09:43:59 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:20:34 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 09:16:39 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:01:44 AM
(let's pass this in the early morning hours on Christmas Eve)

Just using an existing playbook (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicare_Prescription_Drug,_Improvement,_and_Modernization_Act#Legislative_history).

Quote(Medicare D) came to a vote at 3 a.m. on November 22. After 45 minutes, the bill was losing, 219-215, with David Wu (D-OR-1) not voting. Speaker Dennis Hastert and Majority Leader Tom DeLay sought to convince some of dissenting Republicans to switch their votes, as they had in June. Istook, who had always been a wavering vote, consented quickly, producing a 218-216 tally. In a highly unusual move, the House leadership held the vote open for hours as they sought two more votes. Then-Representative Nick Smith (R-MI) claimed he was offered campaign funds for his son, who was running to replace him, in return for a change in his vote from "nay" to "yea." After controversy ensued, Smith clarified no explicit offer of campaign funds was made, but that he was offered "substantial and aggressive campaign support" which he had assumed included financial support.

$1 trillion in unfunded spending, ladies and germs!

Let's repeal them both!

I'm all for that. I'm not for someone who's in favor of repealing the one passed and signed into law by their opponent's party.

The next guy who says "Repeal and Replace Obamacare AND Medicare D" will be the first. And he'll get beat in his next election.

So, I'm unelectable? There goes your "Draft Brown for Illinois Governor' movement.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 17, 2013, 10:06:06 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 09:43:59 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:20:34 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 09:16:39 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:01:44 AM
(let's pass this in the early morning hours on Christmas Eve)

Just using an existing playbook (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicare_Prescription_Drug,_Improvement,_and_Modernization_Act#Legislative_history).

Quote(Medicare D) came to a vote at 3 a.m. on November 22. After 45 minutes, the bill was losing, 219-215, with David Wu (D-OR-1) not voting. Speaker Dennis Hastert and Majority Leader Tom DeLay sought to convince some of dissenting Republicans to switch their votes, as they had in June. Istook, who had always been a wavering vote, consented quickly, producing a 218-216 tally. In a highly unusual move, the House leadership held the vote open for hours as they sought two more votes. Then-Representative Nick Smith (R-MI) claimed he was offered campaign funds for his son, who was running to replace him, in return for a change in his vote from "nay" to "yea." After controversy ensued, Smith clarified no explicit offer of campaign funds was made, but that he was offered "substantial and aggressive campaign support" which he had assumed included financial support.

$1 trillion in unfunded spending, ladies and germs!

Let's repeal them both!

I'm all for that. I'm not for someone who's in favor of repealing the one passed and signed into law by their opponent's party.

The next guy who says "Repeal and Replace Obamacare AND Medicare D" will be the first. And he'll get beat in his next election.

So, I'm unelectable? There goes your "Draft Brown for Illinois Governor' movement.

I'm fondly remembering a Congress that could trade things for votes on bills, like campaign donations and earmarks.

DATS HOW SHIT GOT DUN, MY FRENTS!!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
So, I'm unelectable? There goes your "Draft Brown for Illinois Governor' movement.

Very few people are electable who say they are taking stuff away. "No chicken in every pot!"

The real difference between the Dems and Goops the last 30 years has been that Dems give you programs and raise your taxes not enough to pay for it. The Goops give you programs and cut your taxes to pay for it.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on October 17, 2013, 10:48:21 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
So, I'm unelectable? There goes your "Draft Brown for Illinois Governor' movement.

Very few people are electable who say they are taking stuff away. "No chicken in every pot!"

The real difference between the Dems and Goops the last 30 years has been that Dems give you programs and raise your taxes not enough to pay for it. The Goops give you programs and cut your taxes to pay for it.

Plus, TJ was once seen wearing tassled loafters at a high school basketball game.

Man of the people, my eye.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on October 17, 2013, 10:53:22 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 17, 2013, 10:48:21 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
So, I'm unelectable? There goes your "Draft Brown for Illinois Governor' movement.

Very few people are electable who say they are taking stuff away. "No chicken in every pot!"

The real difference between the Dems and Goops the last 30 years has been that Dems give you programs and raise your taxes not enough to pay for it. The Goops give you programs and cut your taxes to pay for it.

Plus, TJ was once seen wearing tassled loafters at a high school basketball game.

Man of the people, my eye.

I witnessed that fashion decision at a college basketball game. Loyola no less. Though I'm not sure what it reveals. Noted Homocrat and self-educated Fork wore a tassel on the zipper of his cargo shorts at Cody's. For easy access, baby?

I threw a pair of McCarthyite DadPex's tasseled loafers into a dumpster without him knowing, thus forcing him to wear a more decent pair of shoes to a Butler game.

What the hell do I know about fashion though? Clearly nothing.

(http://morethan-stats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Chris-paul-christian-louboutin-mens-flat-dwyane-wade-del-toro-black-velvet-tassel-slippers-2013-all-star-saturday-night-captins.jpg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Tonker on October 17, 2013, 12:04:38 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 17, 2013, 10:48:21 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
So, I'm unelectable? There goes your "Draft Brown for Illinois Governor' movement.

Very few people are electable who say they are taking stuff away. "No chicken in every pot!"

The real difference between the Dems and Goops the last 30 years has been that Dems give you programs and raise your taxes not enough to pay for it. The Goops give you programs and cut your taxes to pay for it.

Plus, TJ was once seen wearing tassled loafters at a high school basketball game.

Man of the people, my eye.

Just as a matter of interest, what does wearing non-ironic jorts to Sheffield's make you a man of?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on October 17, 2013, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2013, 12:04:38 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 17, 2013, 10:48:21 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
So, I'm unelectable? There goes your "Draft Brown for Illinois Governor' movement.

Very few people are electable who say they are taking stuff away. "No chicken in every pot!"

The real difference between the Dems and Goops the last 30 years has been that Dems give you programs and raise your taxes not enough to pay for it. The Goops give you programs and cut your taxes to pay for it.

Plus, TJ was once seen wearing tassled loafters at a high school basketball game.

Man of the people, my eye.

Just as a matter of interest, what does wearing non-ironic jorts to Sheffield's make you a man of?

Leisure.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Eli on October 17, 2013, 12:55:27 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:01:44 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 17, 2013, 06:41:32 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 11:34:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 16, 2013, 10:13:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 03:24:19 PM
So, in exchange for shutting down the government and bringing the country close to defaulting, the GOP received a reiteration of something that was already in the PPACA.

I really don't know what to say, other than it's apparent that the Democrats finally brought a gun to a gun fight.

Whatever. Get back to work.

With pleasure.

Seriously, it wasn't really a gun fight. It was more like John Boehner trying to sell an ice sculpture. The Democrats didn't really do anything but wait the GOP out.

Boehner and McConnell are sort of like Epstein and Hoyer with Ted Cruz playing Al Yellon, except in this bizarro-world, Yellon gets to take the reins of the team in time for the trade deadline and hilarity ensues. The only difference is that more people come out to Wrigley Field for a lazy August afternoon game with the Padres than have registered on the exchanges for health insurance. The problems with the ACA won't go away, and Harry Reid (let's pass this in the early morning hours on Christmas Eve), Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama and Kathleen Sebelius cannot run away from that.

And this is coming from someone who likes Cruz.

I think it's more like if Yellon stood outside Wrigley and threw a giant tantrum, saying the Cubs couldn't play any games until Theo bought him a unicorn. For some reason, the Cubs allowed this to happen and canceled games while Al stomped and screamed about not having Theo and/or Kim DeJesus' email address. Eventually Al gave up without receiving his unicorn and the only thing that changed was the Cubs had lost a bunch of money for no reason.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 01:21:25 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 17, 2013, 12:55:27 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:01:44 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 17, 2013, 06:41:32 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 11:34:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 16, 2013, 10:13:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 16, 2013, 03:24:19 PM
So, in exchange for shutting down the government and bringing the country close to defaulting, the GOP received a reiteration of something that was already in the PPACA.

I really don't know what to say, other than it's apparent that the Democrats finally brought a gun to a gun fight.

Whatever. Get back to work.

With pleasure.

Seriously, it wasn't really a gun fight. It was more like John Boehner trying to sell an ice sculpture. The Democrats didn't really do anything but wait the GOP out.

Boehner and McConnell are sort of like Epstein and Hoyer with Ted Cruz playing Al Yellon, except in this bizarro-world, Yellon gets to take the reins of the team in time for the trade deadline and hilarity ensues. The only difference is that more people come out to Wrigley Field for a lazy August afternoon game with the Padres than have registered on the exchanges for health insurance. The problems with the ACA won't go away, and Harry Reid (let's pass this in the early morning hours on Christmas Eve), Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama and Kathleen Sebelius cannot run away from that.

And this is coming from someone who likes Cruz.

I think it's more like if Yellon stood outside Wrigley and threw a giant tantrum, saying the Cubs couldn't play any games until Theo bought him a unicorn. For some reason, the Cubs allowed this to happen and canceled games while Al stomped and screamed about not having Theo and/or Kim DeJesus' email address. Eventually Al gave up without receiving his unicorn and the only thing that changed was the Cubs had lost a bunch of money for no reason.

At any rate, we can now focus on how self-employed people are getting jacked around as are plenty of people on existing employer-sponsored plans. And how the online exchange is completely useless, yet we're supposed to want to let the same people who brought us that take more control over our lives.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 02:39:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 17, 2013, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2013, 12:04:38 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 17, 2013, 10:48:21 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
So, I'm unelectable? There goes your "Draft Brown for Illinois Governor' movement.

Very few people are electable who say they are taking stuff away. "No chicken in every pot!"

The real difference between the Dems and Goops the last 30 years has been that Dems give you programs and raise your taxes not enough to pay for it. The Goops give you programs and cut your taxes to pay for it.

Plus, TJ was once seen wearing tassled loafters at a high school basketball game.

Man of the people, my eye.

Just as a matter of interest, what does wearing non-ironic jorts to Sheffield's make you a man of?

Leisure.

And comfort, laziness and not giving a shit.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on October 17, 2013, 03:31:09 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 02:39:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 17, 2013, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2013, 12:04:38 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 17, 2013, 10:48:21 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
So, I'm unelectable? There goes your "Draft Brown for Illinois Governor' movement.

Very few people are electable who say they are taking stuff away. "No chicken in every pot!"

The real difference between the Dems and Goops the last 30 years has been that Dems give you programs and raise your taxes not enough to pay for it. The Goops give you programs and cut your taxes to pay for it.

Plus, TJ was once seen wearing tassled loafters at a high school basketball game.

Man of the people, my eye.

Just as a matter of interest, what does wearing non-ironic jorts to Sheffield's make you a man of?

Leisure.

And comfort, laziness and not giving a shit.

That's kind of what leisure means more or less.

(http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/brett-favre-1991-nfl-draft-photo.jpeg)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 17, 2013, 04:54:12 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 17, 2013, 03:31:09 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 02:39:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 17, 2013, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 17, 2013, 12:04:38 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 17, 2013, 10:48:21 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 17, 2013, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: Brownie on October 17, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
So, I'm unelectable? There goes your "Draft Brown for Illinois Governor' movement.

Very few people are electable who say they are taking stuff away. "No chicken in every pot!"

The real difference between the Dems and Goops the last 30 years has been that Dems give you programs and raise your taxes not enough to pay for it. The Goops give you programs and cut your taxes to pay for it.

Plus, TJ was once seen wearing tassled loafters at a high school basketball game.

Man of the people, my eye.

Just as a matter of interest, what does wearing non-ironic jorts to Sheffield's make you a man of?

Leisure.

And comfort, laziness and not giving a shit.

That's kind of what leisure means more or less.

(http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/brett-favre-1991-nfl-draft-photo.jpeg)


Intrepid Reader:  Huey


Schwing!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 03, 2013, 10:43:04 PM
This is apparently at least a year old. Which makes me sad that I don't recall seeing it until today...

(http://i.imgur.com/RZiPG2U.jpg)

Thus Esau despised his birthright.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on November 05, 2013, 04:21:37 PM
/TheIllinoisWeOnceKnewAndLoved
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 05, 2013, 07:57:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 05, 2013, 04:21:37 PM
/TheIllinoisWeOnceKnewAndLoved

Something something chosen rebellious lifestyle. Something something "studies". Something something anti-gay meds. Something something just like a retard.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on November 12, 2013, 09:18:46 AM
Is there a bigger asshole around than Richard Cohen (http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/richard-cohen-christies-tea-party-problem/2013/11/11/a1ffaa9c-4b05-11e3-ac54-aa84301ced81_story.html?hpid=z2)?

QuoteToday's GOP is not racist, as Harry Belafonte alleged about the tea party, but it is deeply troubled — about the expansion of government, about immigration, about secularism, about the mainstreaming of what used to be the avant-garde. People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the mayor-elect of New York — a white man married to a black woman and with two biracial children. (Should I mention that Bill de Blasio's wife, Chirlane McCray, used to be a lesbian?) This family represents the cultural changes that have enveloped parts — but not all — of America. To cultural conservatives, this doesn't look like their country at all.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 12, 2013, 09:56:30 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 12, 2013, 09:18:46 AM
Is there a bigger asshole around than Richard Cohen (http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/richard-cohen-christies-tea-party-problem/2013/11/11/a1ffaa9c-4b05-11e3-ac54-aa84301ced81_story.html?hpid=z2)?

QuoteToday's GOP is not racist, as Harry Belafonte alleged about the tea party, but it is deeply troubled — about the expansion of government, about immigration, about secularism, about the mainstreaming of what used to be the avant-garde. People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the mayor-elect of New York — a white man married to a black woman and with two biracial children. (Should I mention that Bill de Blasio's wife, Chirlane McCray, used to be a lesbian?) This family represents the cultural changes that have enveloped parts — but not all — of America. To cultural conservatives, this doesn't look like their country at all.

But at least he's not racist.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on November 12, 2013, 10:15:30 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 12, 2013, 09:18:46 AM
Is there a bigger asshole around than Richard Cohen (http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/richard-cohen-christies-tea-party-problem/2013/11/11/a1ffaa9c-4b05-11e3-ac54-aa84301ced81_story.html?hpid=z2)?

QuoteToday's GOP is not racist, as Harry Belafonte alleged about the tea party, but it is deeply troubled — about the expansion of government, about immigration, about secularism, about the mainstreaming of what used to be the avant-garde. People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the mayor-elect of New York — a white man married to a black woman and with two biracial children. (Should I mention that Bill de Blasio's wife, Chirlane McCray, used to be a lesbian?) This family represents the cultural changes that have enveloped parts — but not all — of America. To cultural conservatives, this doesn't look like their country at all.

You can't "own" a country, man. 
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 12, 2013, 11:11:41 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 12, 2013, 09:18:46 AM
Is there a bigger asshole around than Richard Cohen (http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/richard-cohen-christies-tea-party-problem/2013/11/11/a1ffaa9c-4b05-11e3-ac54-aa84301ced81_story.html?hpid=z2)?

QuoteToday's GOP is not racist, as Harry Belafonte alleged about the tea party, but it is deeply troubled — about the expansion of government, about immigration, about secularism, about the mainstreaming of what used to be the avant-garde. People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the mayor-elect of New York — a white man married to a black woman and with two biracial children. (Should I mention that Bill de Blasio's wife, Chirlane McCray, used to be a lesbian?) This family represents the cultural changes that have enveloped parts — but not all — of America. To cultural conservatives, this doesn't look like their country at all.

Richard Cohen sure loves him a parenthetical zinger and thoughtful aside...

QuoteAnd the more literate of them — that's not you, Palin — must have chortled over post-election newspaper columns extolling Christie as precisely the sort of candidate the GOP ought to run in 2016.

QuoteChristie can passably argue that he is that, but no one is going to call him a Christian conservative. After all, he opposed same-sex marriage in New Jersey, but he acquiesced. Cruz would not to do that. He'd still be talking — and Steve would still be single.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpartisan/2009/09/let_polanski_go_--_but_first_l.html

QuotePolanski is a great film director -- although the much-acclaimed "Chinatown" has a muddled script -- but his true talent is to make fools of his friends.

QuoteHe seduced -- if that can possibly be the word -- the 13-year-old Samantha Geimer with all the power and authority of a 44-year-old movie director who could make her famous.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/03/AR2006050302202.html

QuoteFirst, let me state my credentials: I am a funny guy. This is well known in certain circles, which is why, even back in elementary school, I was sometimes asked by the teacher to "say something funny" -- as if the deed could be done on demand.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/08/AR2006050801323.html

QuoteKapow! Within a day, I got more than 2,000 e-mails. A day later, I got 1,000 more. By the fourth day, the number had reached 3,499 -- a figure that does not include the usual offers of nubile Russian women or loot from African dictators.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/richard-cohen-miley-cyrus-steubenville-and-culture-run-amok/2013/09/02/1cecafa6-11af-11e3-bdf6-e4fc677d94a1_story.html

QuoteSo now back to Miley Cyrus and her twerking. I run the risk of old-fogeyness for suggesting the girl's a tasteless twit — especially that bit with the foam finger. (Look it up, if you must.)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/richard-cohen-racism-vs-reality/2013/07/15/4f419eb6-ed7a-11e2-a1f9-ea873b7e0424_story.html

QuoteCrime where it intersects with race is given the silent treatment. Everything else is discussed — and if it isn't, there's a Dr. Phil or an Oprah saying that it should be.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/27/AR2009072701904.html

QuoteI checked my records and diaries and discovered that I had been offered many opportunities to exclusively interview the president, but only after he had been exclusively interviewed by all the other columnists and bloggers and, of course, the anchors of all the networks, including cable -- basic as well as premium.

QuoteFor a person of my age, this was a sea change, or maybe a watershed or even a tsunami -- something big and aquatic.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/blog/2006/02/15/BL2006021501989.html

QuoteI confess to be one of those people who hate math. I can do my basic arithmetic all right (although not percentages) but I flunked algebra (once), barely passed it the second time -- the only proof I've ever seen of divine intervention -- somehow passed geometry and resolved, with a grateful exhale of breath, that I would never go near math again.

QuoteMost of math can now be done by a computer or a calculator. On the other hand, no computer can write a column or even a thank-you note -- or reason even a little bit.

http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2008-07-22/opinions/36844855_1_tattoos-wino-forever-disposable-income

QuoteSeize the day -- laser tomorrow.

It's like he vaguely remembers Jack Benny taking a beat once and decided that punchlines and witty bon mots live between the em dashes.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 12, 2013, 11:30:31 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 12, 2013, 11:11:41 AM
QuoteFirst, let me state my credentials: I am a funny guy. This is well known in certain circles, which is why, even back in elementary school, I was sometimes asked by the teacher to "say something funny" -- as if the deed could be done on demand.

HOW MANY TIMES DOES RICHARD COHEN HAVE TO TELL YOU, RICHARD COHEN DOES NOT TAKE REQUESTS.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 12, 2013, 01:17:45 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 12, 2013, 10:15:30 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 12, 2013, 09:18:46 AM
Is there a bigger asshole around than Richard Cohen (http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/richard-cohen-christies-tea-party-problem/2013/11/11/a1ffaa9c-4b05-11e3-ac54-aa84301ced81_story.html?hpid=z2)?

QuoteToday's GOP is not racist, as Harry Belafonte alleged about the tea party, but it is deeply troubled — about the expansion of government, about immigration, about secularism, about the mainstreaming of what used to be the avant-garde. People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the mayor-elect of New York — a white man married to a black woman and with two biracial children. (Should I mention that Bill de Blasio's wife, Chirlane McCray, used to be a lesbian?) This family represents the cultural changes that have enveloped parts — but not all — of America. To cultural conservatives, this doesn't look like their country at all.

You can't "own" a country, man. 

I was going to come on here and comment on this, but I'm glad to see RV has already done so.

I don't know how one goes from this rather unsupported premise to this completely ass-backward and insulting conclusion.  Is "people with conventional views" supposed to mean people who are concerned about the very things that he divined or is he using some other definition?

Aside from its offensiveness, it doesn't even make fucking sense.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 12, 2013, 01:31:40 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 12, 2013, 01:17:45 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 12, 2013, 10:15:30 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 12, 2013, 09:18:46 AM
Is there a bigger asshole around than Richard Cohen (http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/richard-cohen-christies-tea-party-problem/2013/11/11/a1ffaa9c-4b05-11e3-ac54-aa84301ced81_story.html?hpid=z2)?

QuoteToday's GOP is not racist, as Harry Belafonte alleged about the tea party, but it is deeply troubled — about the expansion of government, about immigration, about secularism, about the mainstreaming of what used to be the avant-garde. People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the mayor-elect of New York — a white man married to a black woman and with two biracial children. (Should I mention that Bill de Blasio's wife, Chirlane McCray, used to be a lesbian?) This family represents the cultural changes that have enveloped parts — but not all — of America. To cultural conservatives, this doesn't look like their country at all.

You can't "own" a country, man. 

I was going to come on here and comment on this, but I'm glad to see RV has already done so.

I don't know how one goes from this rather unsupported premise to this completely ass-backward and insulting conclusion.  Is "people with conventional views" supposed to mean people who are concerned about the very things that he divined or is he using some other definition?

Aside from its offensiveness, it doesn't even make fucking sense.

Plus, people with these types of "conventional views" will also refer to anyone named Cohen as "east coast elite".
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on November 12, 2013, 04:11:13 PM
What was muddled about the script of "Chinatown"?  Or was that a racist comment?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 12, 2013, 05:56:49 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 12, 2013, 01:31:40 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 12, 2013, 01:17:45 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 12, 2013, 10:15:30 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 12, 2013, 09:18:46 AM
Is there a bigger asshole around than Richard Cohen (http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/richard-cohen-christies-tea-party-problem/2013/11/11/a1ffaa9c-4b05-11e3-ac54-aa84301ced81_story.html?hpid=z2)?

QuoteToday's GOP is not racist, as Harry Belafonte alleged about the tea party, but it is deeply troubled — about the expansion of government, about immigration, about secularism, about the mainstreaming of what used to be the avant-garde. People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the mayor-elect of New York — a white man married to a black woman and with two biracial children. (Should I mention that Bill de Blasio's wife, Chirlane McCray, used to be a lesbian?) This family represents the cultural changes that have enveloped parts — but not all — of America. To cultural conservatives, this doesn't look like their country at all.

You can't "own" a country, man. 

I was going to come on here and comment on this, but I'm glad to see RV has already done so.

I don't know how one goes from this rather unsupported premise to this completely ass-backward and insulting conclusion.  Is "people with conventional views" supposed to mean people who are concerned about the very things that he divined or is he using some other definition?

Aside from its offensiveness, it doesn't even make fucking sense.

Plus, people with these types of "conventional views" will also refer to anyone named Cohen as "east coast elite".

And here's Slate in time to completely miss the point *and* liberally toss around the racist label: http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2013/11/12/richard_cohen_s_racist_interracial_marriage_gag_column_analyzing_conventions.html
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on November 12, 2013, 10:47:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 12, 2013, 04:11:13 PM
What was muddled about the script of "Chinatown"?  Or was that a racist comment?

Nothing. Cohen is dumber than a roomful of Farnsworths.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Internet Apex on November 18, 2013, 02:28:08 PM
Caucasian-American icon George Zimmerman arrested again.

http://news.yahoo.com/george-zimmerman-arrested-florida-following-disturbance-call-191020842--abc-news-topstories.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory

Hopefully a date with Gen Pop finally awaits.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: BBM on November 18, 2013, 04:09:30 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 12, 2013, 10:47:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 12, 2013, 04:11:13 PM
What was muddled about the script of "Chinatown"?  Or was that a racist comment?

Nothing. Cohen is dumber than a roomful of Farnsworths.

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/Halman/9dmIR.png)

WERNSTROM!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on November 18, 2013, 04:41:40 PM
Quote from: BBM on November 18, 2013, 04:09:30 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 12, 2013, 10:47:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 12, 2013, 04:11:13 PM
What was muddled about the script of "Chinatown"?  Or was that a racist comment?

Nothing. Cohen is dumber than a roomful of Farnsworths.

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/Halman/9dmIR.png)

WERNSTROM!

Validated.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on November 18, 2013, 09:20:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 18, 2013, 04:41:40 PM
Quote from: BBM on November 18, 2013, 04:09:30 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 12, 2013, 10:47:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 12, 2013, 04:11:13 PM
What was muddled about the script of "Chinatown"?  Or was that a racist comment?

Nothing. Cohen is dumber than a roomful of Farnsworths.

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/Halman/9dmIR.png)

WERNSTROM!

Validated.

I too would like to validate this.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 19, 2013, 05:31:28 PM
The Children's Fund: Money for People (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-rahm-emanuel-speed-camera-funds-1119-20131119,0,7114410.story)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Tony on November 19, 2013, 06:50:01 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 19, 2013, 05:31:28 PM
The Children's Fund: Money for People (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-rahm-emanuel-speed-camera-funds-1119-20131119,0,7114410.story)

Damn Festivus decorations go up earlier and earlier every year.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on November 21, 2013, 12:26:52 PM
Hiroshima Harry destroys America (//http://) once and for all:

QuoteA majority of Democrats voted on Thursday to modify the Senate's rules on filibusters for the first time since 1975. From now on, judicial nominees to federal courts can be confirmed by a simple majority vote. So can the president's executive-branch nominations.

It's not a complete repeal of the filibuster: Supreme Court nominees can still be blocked by 41 senators, as can all legislation. But even this smaller rule change — a move known as the "nuclear option" — is a big break with precedent.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 21, 2013, 01:17:24 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 21, 2013, 12:26:52 PM
Hiroshima Harry destroys America (//http://) once and for all:

QuoteA majority of Democrats voted on Thursday to modify the Senate's rules on filibusters for the first time since 1975. From now on, judicial nominees to federal courts can be confirmed by a simple majority vote. So can the president's executive-branch nominations.

It's not a complete repeal of the filibuster: Supreme Court nominees can still be blocked by 41 senators, as can all legislation. But even this smaller rule change — a move known as the "nuclear option" — is a big break with precedent.

This was a bad idea when the GOP proposed it, and it's still a bad idea.

Easiest way to reform filibustering is to force people to go all "Mr. Smith". Nobody in the Senate wants to work that hard for anything*

*Except Ted Cruz, who worked that hard for nothing.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 22, 2014, 05:11:14 PM
Wheezer to the white courtesy telephone... (http://www.nationaljournal.com/politics/one-congressman-s-secret-weapon-in-his-fight-for-political-survival-dentistry-20140120)

QuoteRep. Mike Simpson is a 15-year veteran of Congress and a close ally of Speaker John Boehner. But as the Idaho Republican fends off a stiff tea-party challenge in 2014, the fact that he's a dentist may prove to be just as important.

The influential dental lobby is expected to go all out this year to protect Simpson, one of only two dentists on Capitol Hill. His primary is still five months away, but the dentists' independent campaign arm has already dropped $22,000 in mailers and spent another $20,000 last week dialing up Idaho voters to gauge the dynamics on the ground.

...

When the other lone dentist in Congress, Rep. Paul Gosar, R-Ariz., first won his seat in 2010, nearly 600 dentists contributed a total of $265,000 to his campaign. Dentists accounted for more than 40 percent of Gosar's total haul and more than half his donors.

"People actually in my first primary said, 'You get a lot of your money from dentists,' " Gosar said. "And I said, 'I'm not running from it. I'm proud to be a dentist.' "

Then, when Gosar faced a tea-party challenger in 2012 backed by the Club for Growth, the independent-expenditure arm of the dental lobby sprung into action, pouring $150,000 into his race. Dentists nationwide injected another $210,000 directly into his coffers. All told, dentists from 47 states and the District of Columbia have invested in Gosar in the past four years.

"I'm one of the dentists' dentists. I came up being involved in grassroots dentistry," said Gosar, who also served on the ADA's government-affairs council. "Mike might have a little harder time with [raising dental money] because he just didn't do all the steps that I did."

...

Barney Keller, a spokesman for the Club for Growth, said his organization is ready to take on the chamber, the dentists, and anyone else. The club spent nearly $600,000 in its unsuccessful bid to oust Gosar in 2012—almost as much as Gosar himself raised.

"I think that once you drill down on Mike Simpson's atrocious liberal record, you'll find lots of morsels, such as his votes for TARP, for repeated tax increases, and to increase the size and scope of government," Keller said. "We're sure that special-interest groups that favor big government will fight tooth and nail to keep Mike Simpson, but they should brace for impact, as you can expect us to be forceful."
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on January 22, 2014, 05:57:10 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 22, 2014, 05:11:14 PM
Wheezer to the white courtesy telephone... (http://www.nationaljournal.com/politics/one-congressman-s-secret-weapon-in-his-fight-for-political-survival-dentistry-20140120)

QuoteRep. Mike Simpson is a 15-year veteran of Congress and a close ally of Speaker John Boehner. But as the Idaho Republican fends off a stiff tea-party challenge in 2014, the fact that he's a dentist may prove to be just as important.

The influential dental lobby is expected to go all out this year to protect Simpson, one of only two dentists on Capitol Hill. His primary is still five months away, but the dentists' independent campaign arm has already dropped $22,000 in mailers and spent another $20,000 last week dialing up Idaho voters to gauge the dynamics on the ground.

...

When the other lone dentist in Congress, Rep. Paul Gosar, R-Ariz., first won his seat in 2010, nearly 600 dentists contributed a total of $265,000 to his campaign. Dentists accounted for more than 40 percent of Gosar's total haul and more than half his donors.

"People actually in my first primary said, 'You get a lot of your money from dentists,' " Gosar said. "And I said, 'I'm not running from it. I'm proud to be a dentist.' "

Then, when Gosar faced a tea-party challenger in 2012 backed by the Club for Growth, the independent-expenditure arm of the dental lobby sprung into action, pouring $150,000 into his race. Dentists nationwide injected another $210,000 directly into his coffers. All told, dentists from 47 states and the District of Columbia have invested in Gosar in the past four years.

"I'm one of the dentists' dentists. I came up being involved in grassroots dentistry," said Gosar, who also served on the ADA's government-affairs council. "Mike might have a little harder time with [raising dental money] because he just didn't do all the steps that I did."

...

Barney Keller, a spokesman for the Club for Growth, said his organization is ready to take on the chamber, the dentists, and anyone else. The club spent nearly $600,000 in its unsuccessful bid to oust Gosar in 2012—almost as much as Gosar himself raised.

"I think that once you drill down on Mike Simpson's atrocious liberal record, you'll find lots of morsels, such as his votes for TARP, for repeated tax increases, and to increase the size and scope of government," Keller said. "We're sure that special-interest groups that favor big government will fight tooth and nail to keep Mike Simpson, but they should brace for impact, as you can expect us to be forceful."

Do dentists have lobbyists or waiting roomists?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on January 23, 2014, 08:56:51 AM
"Grassroots dentistry"?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on January 23, 2014, 09:09:53 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 23, 2014, 08:56:51 AM
"Grassroots dentistry"?

Oh sure. Be a tool of the Military-Dental Complex, sherson.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: InternetApex on January 23, 2014, 09:25:41 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 23, 2014, 08:56:51 AM
"Grassroots dentistry"?

Like Tom Hanks in Cast Away?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on January 28, 2014, 10:45:59 AM
I bet Gil could drone on for hours and hours about this nerd union.

http://deadspin.com/northwestern-football-players-are-trying-to-unionize-1510639551
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on January 28, 2014, 01:12:33 PM
Quote from: R-V on January 28, 2014, 10:45:59 AM
I bet Gil could drone on for hours and hours about this nerd union.

http://deadspin.com/northwestern-football-players-are-trying-to-unionize-1510639551

It will never work.  Even if Northwestern and other "private" college teams organize, the public universities would not be considered to be "employers" and are excluded from the National Labor Relations Act.  The employers would insist that they could only bargain with the players on a concerted basis and since the NLRB would have no jurisdiction over Illinois, Michigan, Indiana, etc. the players union would not be able to be certified as the exclusive representative.  I, too, could drone on for hours on this one.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on February 18, 2014, 09:25:48 AM
More unfair persecution of our job creators

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/02/i-crashed-a-wall-street-secret-society.html
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on February 18, 2014, 02:11:13 PM
Mel Reynolds won the jackpot!

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/melvin-jay-reynolds-zimbabwe-porn-models
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: ChuckD on March 07, 2014, 10:02:15 PM
https://twitter.com/thug_lessons/status/441718359789281281

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiFMggZCIAAedbo.png:large)
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Saul Goodman on March 07, 2014, 11:24:25 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 07, 2014, 10:02:15 PM
https://twitter.com/thug_lessons/status/441718359789281281

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiFMggZCIAAedbo.png:large)

Who doesn't want a JO Bud with the Rush Limbaugh podcast on?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on March 25, 2014, 12:30:11 PM
Poor Jim Oberweis (http://politics.suntimes.com/article/chicago/kirk-protect-durbin-relationship-not-stump-oberweis/mon-03242014-533pm) :(

QuoteSen. Mark Kirk, R-Ill., is ruling out campaigning for longshot GOP Illinois U.S. Senate nominee Jim Oberweis, saying Monday he would rather "protect" his relationship with Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., and not launch a "partisan jihad."

Kirk commented after I asked him and Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas — they were together in Chicago on Monday — if they would be seeing or campaigning for Oberweis.

"I'm going to be protecting my relationship with Dick and not launching into a partisan jihad that hurts our partnership to both pull together for Illinois," Kirk replied.

Cornyn, a former chair of the National Republican Senatorial Committee — the Senate Republican political operation — sidestepped a question about helping raise money for Oberweis.

"The reason I am here is for my own re-election, so I'm not getting involved in the Illinois Senate race at this time," Cornyn said.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on March 25, 2014, 12:47:04 PM
Kirk should have just said he's a Republican and will vote for the nominee, but that he doesn't have the relationship with Oberweis that he does with Conryn.

I dislike Durbin and I'm voting for Oberweis, but I'm not exactly going door to door, driving the bandwagon for him. It's a tough race, but it's complicated by a few things:

1) Why would a big donor give Oberweis precious funds that could be going to any of the 32 other Senate races, a House race, or Bruce Rauner's campaign when Oberweis' commitment to the race seems lukewarm.
2) Oberweis will correct you when you say he's a 5-time loser. Yes, he lost five elections, but he has won four of them (three primaries and one general -- for state Senate).
3) Oberweis cannot erase this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nst-aXvdrR4).


To poison the well even more, a lot of people were pissed when Oberweis jumped in late in the game after Doug Truax had built an organization and traveled the state.

But the ultimate turd in the punchbowl, and the real reason Kirk said what he said has to do with this (http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20130506/news/705069660/). Oberweis was a ringleader, and Kirk was appreciative for all that Brady did for him during his illness. (As an aside, you don't have to go far to look for Kirk expressing appreciation to Durbin's staff for helping with constituent services during his extended absence).
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on March 25, 2014, 06:17:54 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 25, 2014, 12:47:04 PM
Kirk should have just said he's a Republican and will vote for the nominee, but that he doesn't have the relationship with Oberweis that he does with Conryn.

I dislike Durbin and I'm voting for Oberweis, but I'm not exactly going door to door, driving the bandwagon for him. It's a tough race, but it's complicated by a few things:

1) Why would a big donor give Oberweis precious funds that could be going to any of the 32 other Senate races, a House race, or Bruce Rauner's campaign when Oberweis' commitment to the race seems lukewarm.
2) Oberweis will correct you when you say he's a 5-time loser. Yes, he lost five elections, but he has won four of them (three primaries and one general -- for state Senate).
3) Oberweis cannot erase this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nst-aXvdrR4).


To poison the well even more, a lot of people were pissed when Oberweis jumped in late in the game after Doug Truax had built an organization and traveled the state.

But the ultimate turd in the punchbowl, and the real reason Kirk said what he said has to do with this (http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20130506/news/705069660/). Oberweis was a ringleader, and Kirk was appreciative for all that Brady did for him during his illness. (As an aside, you don't have to go far to look for Kirk expressing appreciation to Durbin's staff for helping with constituent services during his extended absence).

This election is pretty much Crab Juice vs. Crab Juice.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 26, 2014, 08:59:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on March 25, 2014, 06:17:54 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 25, 2014, 12:47:04 PM
Kirk should have just said he's a Republican and will vote for the nominee, but that he doesn't have the relationship with Oberweis that he does with Conryn.

I dislike Durbin and I'm voting for Oberweis, but I'm not exactly going door to door, driving the bandwagon for him. It's a tough race, but it's complicated by a few things:

1) Why would a big donor give Oberweis precious funds that could be going to any of the 32 other Senate races, a House race, or Bruce Rauner's campaign when Oberweis' commitment to the race seems lukewarm.
2) Oberweis will correct you when you say he's a 5-time loser. Yes, he lost five elections, but he has won four of them (three primaries and one general -- for state Senate).
3) Oberweis cannot erase this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nst-aXvdrR4).


To poison the well even more, a lot of people were pissed when Oberweis jumped in late in the game after Doug Truax had built an organization and traveled the state.

But the ultimate turd in the punchbowl, and the real reason Kirk said what he said has to do with this (http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20130506/news/705069660/). Oberweis was a ringleader, and Kirk was appreciative for all that Brady did for him during his illness. (As an aside, you don't have to go far to look for Kirk expressing appreciation to Durbin's staff for helping with constituent services during his extended absence).

This election is pretty much Crab Juice vs. Crab Juice.

Durbin/Kirk as a tandem works, because it hedges the states bets in terms of shifts in power in the Senate chamber. Sure, Durbin swings a bigger stick in his party than Kirk does in his, but at least you've got one guy on each side of the aisle. Worked for years with Stevenson and Percy.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on March 27, 2014, 10:03:24 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 25, 2014, 12:47:04 PM
Kirk should have just said he's a Republican and will vote for the nominee, but that he doesn't have the relationship with Oberweis that he does with Conryn.

I dislike Durbin and I'm voting for Oberweis, but I'm not exactly going door to door, driving the bandwagon for him. It's a tough race, but it's complicated by a few things:

1) Why would a big donor give Oberweis precious funds that could be going to any of the 32 other Senate races, a House race, or Bruce Rauner's campaign when Oberweis' commitment to the race seems lukewarm.
2) Oberweis will correct you when you say he's a 5-time loser. Yes, he lost five elections, but he has won four of them (three primaries and one general -- for state Senate).
3) Oberweis cannot erase this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nst-aXvdrR4).


To poison the well even more, a lot of people were pissed when Oberweis jumped in late in the game after Doug Truax had built an organization and traveled the state.

But the ultimate turd in the punchbowl, and the real reason Kirk said what he said has to do with this (http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20130506/news/705069660/). Oberweis was a ringleader, and Kirk was appreciative for all that Brady did for him during his illness. (As an aside, you don't have to go far to look for Kirk expressing appreciation to Durbin's staff for helping with constituent services during his extended absence).

Voting for Oberweiss is like voting for Blagojevich: It's something I could never do no matter my political feelings.

Shit, I won't even go to his ice cream shops anymore and he's got milkshakes as good as anywhere.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 03, 2014, 11:35:04 AM
It's now been over two and a half years since MikeC's last post (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7174.msg246772#msg246772) here.

Is it possible that he offed himself after getting rejected from the Brotherhood of Cops for being too smart (http://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836)?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 27, 2014, 07:59:35 PM
Some dude in Oklahoma brings the goods... (http://kfor.com/2014/06/26/congressional-candidate-feels-opponent-is-a-body-double/)

QuoteOKLAHOMA CITY - An Oklahoma congressional candidate has announced he plans to contest Tuesday's primary election of long time Rep. Frank Lucas.

In a bizarre letter obtained by NewsChannel 4, Tim Murray says he doesn't feel Rep. Lucas is qualified for office.

"It does come as kind of a shock to read that you're not you," said Rep. Lucas, (R) District 3.

Murray brings it up in his letter announcing his plan to contest Lucas's election writing, "...it is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike."

NewsChannel 4 called Murray numerous times after he sent the letter. He did not return any of our messages.

However, his campaign website (http://www.timothyraymurray.com/) goes into detail about his theory that Lucas was hanged "...executed by the world court on or about jan. 11, 2011..." in Ukraine.

"I've never been to Ukraine," said Rep. Lucas.

For the past 20 years, Lucas has been working in Congress, and he's faced Murray in past elections.

"He was the Democratic nominee for Congress two years ago. This time, he chose to run as a Republican," said Rep. Lucas.

...

Below are two letters Timothy Murray placed on his website (http://www.timothyraymurray.com/) about Lucas.

I, Timothy Ray Murray, am a human, born in Oklahoma, and obtained and continue to fully meet the requirements to serve as U.S. Representative when honored to so.  I will never use a look alike to replace my (The Office's) message to you or to anyone else, as both the other Republican Challengers have.

Rep. Frank Lucas, and a few other Oklahoma and other States' Congressional Members were depicted as being executed by The World Court on or about Jan. 11, 2011 in Southern Ukraine. On television they were depicted as being executed by the hanging about the neck until death on a white stage and in front of witnesses. Other now current Members of Congress have shared those facts on television also. We know that it is possible to use look alike artificial or manmade replacements, however Rep. Lucas was not eligible to serve as a Congressional Member after that time.

The World knows the truth and We must always display and communicate the truth. I will always share public information with the truth when honored to serve as your Representative.

June 24, I need your vote. The vote cannot be overlooked by the Judicial Branch, however the vote must be there and in order to be heard as the will of The People and not cast-off.





News Person,

The election for U.S. House for Oklahoma's 3rd District will be contested by the Candidate, Timothy Ray Murray. I will be stating that his votes are switched with Rep. Lucas votes, because it is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas' look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011.

This is a situation similar to the Senators' from Kentucky situation in the 2012 election. I am contesting that this matter has happen since his election was blocked, because of the U.S. Defense Department's use of Mr. Murray's DNA. To my knowledge, the U.S. Defense Department has not released to the public that information, as it is their confidential information about many people. Congress is likely wanting me to state that all my DNA used will not result in benefits to people I have never had relations with of a family nature. I have been bound to protect that information unless it causes harm to The People.

The contest of election and or petition will be correctly filed with county election boards and with federal offices. I, Hon. Mr. Timothy Ray Murray, fully meet all Constitutional, Federal and Oklahoma requirements for election and for holding Office if the voters' results show that is the case.

Thank You for your service in giving Oklahomans great current news and information.

Sincerely,

Hon. Timothy Ray Murray

(http://i.imgur.com/3TCLlAQ.jpg)

I, Timothy Ray Murray, am a human
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 15, 2014, 12:36:08 PM
Rick Santelli: The Economy needs a better strategy than the Cubs (at around 50 seconds).

http://youtu.be/EU9U3ZnAD5E
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Brownie on July 15, 2014, 02:33:56 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 15, 2014, 12:36:08 PM
Rick Santelli: The Economy needs a better strategy than the Cubs (at around 50 seconds).

http://youtu.be/EU9U3ZnAD5E

Well, would you like PK Wrigley, Don Grenesko, Andy MacPhail or Jim Hendry managing the economy?

/driving the Santelli bandwagon
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 15, 2014, 03:01:04 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 15, 2014, 02:33:56 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 15, 2014, 12:36:08 PM
Rick Santelli: The Economy needs a better strategy than the Cubs (at around 50 seconds).

http://youtu.be/EU9U3ZnAD5E

Well, would you like PK Wrigley, Don Grenesko, Andy MacPhail or Jim Hendry managing the economy?

/driving the Santelli bandwagon

You forgot about Salty Saltwell. That man knew how to sell Frosty Malts.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 15, 2014, 03:32:08 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 15, 2014, 02:33:56 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 15, 2014, 12:36:08 PM
Rick Santelli: The Economy needs a better strategy than the Cubs (at around 50 seconds).

http://youtu.be/EU9U3ZnAD5E

Well, would you like PK Wrigley, Don Grenesko, Andy MacPhail or Jim Hendry managing the economy?

I might go for Grenesko.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on September 12, 2014, 01:40:12 PM
Go get 'em Ted!

http://theweek.com/article/index/267993/ted-cruz-and-the-most-cynical-despicable-political-stunt-of-the-year
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Slaky on September 12, 2014, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on September 12, 2014, 01:40:12 PM
Go get 'em Ted!

http://theweek.com/article/index/267993/ted-cruz-and-the-most-cynical-despicable-political-stunt-of-the-year

This belongs in the unreadable thread
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on September 12, 2014, 02:37:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 12, 2014, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on September 12, 2014, 01:40:12 PM
Go get 'em Ted!

http://theweek.com/article/index/267993/ted-cruz-and-the-most-cynical-despicable-political-stunt-of-the-year

This belongs in the unreadable thread

Nothing about any of that made any sense. On another note I had to listen to a long conversation at a restaurant I was at the other night about how ISIS was going to sneak up through Mexico and come rolling into Des Moines with their Islamo-tanks and stuff, I guess, and OBAMA WEREN'T DOIN NOTHIN BOUT IT.

Not to understimate a legitimately fucked situation over there, but since I don't watch cable news is this just a Fox News thing or are they all trying to convince us we need to start looking for terrorists under our beds?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on September 12, 2014, 02:47:54 PM
Quote from: R-V on September 12, 2014, 01:40:12 PM
Go get 'em Ted!

http://theweek.com/article/index/267993/ted-cruz-and-the-most-cynical-despicable-political-stunt-of-the-year
I love when a Christian from Texas uses Jews as just one of his props to raise his profile.

Jews should be the ONLY prop a Christian from Texas should need!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: InternetApex on September 12, 2014, 02:57:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2014, 02:37:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 12, 2014, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on September 12, 2014, 01:40:12 PM
Go get 'em Ted!

http://theweek.com/article/index/267993/ted-cruz-and-the-most-cynical-despicable-political-stunt-of-the-year

This belongs in the unreadable thread

Nothing about any of that made any sense. On another note I had to listen to a long conversation at a restaurant I was at the other night about how ISIS was going to sneak up through Mexico and come rolling into Des Moines with their Islamo-tanks and stuff, I guess, and OBAMA WEREN'T DOIN NOTHIN BOUT IT.

Not to understimate a legitimately fucked situation over there, but since I don't watch cable news is this just a Fox News thing or are they all trying to convince us we need to start looking for terrorists under our beds?


Gov. Perry was riling up the rednecks with that chatter a few weeks back according to my Facebook feed. I understood that to mean "Mexicans = Terrorists" and went about my way.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on September 12, 2014, 03:05:37 PM
Honestly, if it would bring peace in our time I would give ISIS all the Texans they could eat.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on September 12, 2014, 03:29:20 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 12, 2014, 03:05:37 PM
Honestly, if it would bring peace in our time I would give ISIS all the Texans they could eat.

That might be good for the country as a whole. Just have a nice little war isolated to Texas. 
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: InternetApex on September 12, 2014, 03:40:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2014, 03:29:20 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 12, 2014, 03:05:37 PM
Honestly, if it would bring peace in our time I would give ISIS all the Texans they could eat.

That might be good for the country as a whole. Just have a nice little war isolated to Texas. 

Make sure to get Willie Nelson, Kerry Wood, Chris Bosh and Devin the Dude out of there and then the heathens can have it.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on September 12, 2014, 04:18:53 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 12, 2014, 03:40:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2014, 03:29:20 PM
Quote from: CT III on September 12, 2014, 03:05:37 PM
Honestly, if it would bring peace in our time I would give ISIS all the Texans they could eat.

That might be good for the country as a whole. Just have a nice little war isolated to Texas. 

Make sure to get Willie Nelson, Kerry Wood, Chris Bosh and Devin the Dude out of there and then the heathens can have it.

Pretty sure Kerry is in Chicago full time.  I'll send a chopper for the rest.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 12, 2014, 04:27:00 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2014, 02:37:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 12, 2014, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on September 12, 2014, 01:40:12 PM
Go get 'em Ted!

http://theweek.com/article/index/267993/ted-cruz-and-the-most-cynical-despicable-political-stunt-of-the-year

This belongs in the unreadable thread

Nothing about any of that made any sense. On another note I had to listen to a long conversation at a restaurant I was at the other night about how ISIS was going to sneak up through Mexico and come rolling into Des Moines with their Islamo-tanks and stuff, I guess, and OBAMA WEREN'T DOIN NOTHIN BOUT IT.

Not to understimate a legitimately fucked situation over there, but since I don't watch cable news is this just a Fox News thing or are they all trying to convince us we need to start looking for terrorists under our beds?


It's pretty much the entire tinfoil-hat wearing world. Somehow the terrorists will come across the border where there are nuts with AR-15s instead of just staying where they are and scaring the ever loving shit out of everyone anyway.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on November 05, 2014, 10:00:13 AM
Fuck its silent in here
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: R-V on November 05, 2014, 11:03:34 AM
Quote from: Yeti on November 05, 2014, 10:00:13 AMFuck its silent in here

If you listen closely enough, you can hear the sound of TJ & morph's exploded pants gently flapping in the breeze.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Yeti on November 05, 2014, 11:08:05 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 05, 2014, 11:03:34 AM
Quote from: Yeti on November 05, 2014, 10:00:13 AMFuck its silent in here

If you listen closely enough, you can hear the sound of TJ & morph's exploded pants gently flapping in the breeze.

I wonder what agency 242 will be appointed to as the Director
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on November 05, 2014, 12:06:12 PM
The correct title of this thread,  "Mourning in America:  Butthurt Achieved?"
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on November 05, 2014, 12:23:31 PM
I'm pretty sure Joni Ernst is on track to be the next Sarah Palin. Sorry everybody.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on November 05, 2014, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 05, 2014, 12:23:31 PM
I'm pretty sure Joni Ernst is on track to be the next Sarah Palin. Sorry everybody.
Why wouldn't we want another Sarah?  The only question is who will play Joni on Saturday Night Live?
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on November 05, 2014, 01:34:17 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 05, 2014, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 05, 2014, 12:23:31 PM
I'm pretty sure Joni Ernst is on track to be the next Sarah Palin. Sorry everybody.
Why wouldn't we want another Sarah?  The only question is who will play Joni on Saturday Night Live?

Don't care so long as Ryan Theriot is the hog.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 05, 2014, 01:53:51 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 05, 2014, 01:34:17 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 05, 2014, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 05, 2014, 12:23:31 PM
I'm pretty sure Joni Ernst is on track to be the next Sarah Palin. Sorry everybody.
Why wouldn't we want another Sarah?  The only question is who will play Joni on Saturday Night Live?

Don't care so long as Ryan Theriot is the hog.

Nobody should be the hog without having been a piglet!
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on November 05, 2014, 03:24:56 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 05, 2014, 01:53:51 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 05, 2014, 01:34:17 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 05, 2014, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 05, 2014, 12:23:31 PM
I'm pretty sure Joni Ernst is on track to be the next Sarah Palin. Sorry everybody.
Why wouldn't we want another Sarah?  The only question is who will play Joni on Saturday Night Live?

Don't care so long as Ryan Theriot is the hog.

Nobody should be the hog without having been a piglet!

The hog castrating got national attention but was shamed out of existence relatively quickly. It was the stupid "when I worked at a restaurant (fucking Hardee's) I knew the key to a good biscuit was a lot of fat. Unfortunately that's the same way congress treats spending" bullshit that truly ran my mind through the blender. And "MOTHER. SOLDIER. FARMER" repeated ad infinitum. Guh.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: ChuckD on November 05, 2014, 04:07:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 05, 2014, 03:24:56 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 05, 2014, 01:53:51 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 05, 2014, 01:34:17 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 05, 2014, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 05, 2014, 12:23:31 PM
I'm pretty sure Joni Ernst is on track to be the next Sarah Palin. Sorry everybody.
Why wouldn't we want another Sarah?  The only question is who will play Joni on Saturday Night Live?

Don't care so long as Ryan Theriot is the hog.

Nobody should be the hog without having been a piglet!

The hog castrating got national attention but was shamed out of existence relatively quickly. It was the stupid "when I worked at a restaurant (fucking Hardee's) I knew the key to a good biscuit was a lot of fat. Unfortunately that's the same way congress treats spending" bullshit that truly ran my mind through the blender. And "MOTHER. SOLDIER. FARMER" repeated ad infinitum. Guh.

I was thinking today: Do you think Joni Ernst has the record for most pig scrotums touched by a member of Congress? After 5 minutes of research, I found that Sen. Lauch Faircloth R-NC was a hog farmer. He was born in 1928, is still alive, and only served one term which gives him a lot of opportunity compared to Ernst. That said, I couldn't find any record where he definitively said that he touched a pig scrotum, so that makes me lean toward Ernst. v(http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/Themes/default/images/post/cheesy.gif)v
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: SKO on November 05, 2014, 04:10:34 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 05, 2014, 04:07:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 05, 2014, 03:24:56 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 05, 2014, 01:53:51 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on November 05, 2014, 01:34:17 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 05, 2014, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 05, 2014, 12:23:31 PM
I'm pretty sure Joni Ernst is on track to be the next Sarah Palin. Sorry everybody.
Why wouldn't we want another Sarah?  The only question is who will play Joni on Saturday Night Live?

Don't care so long as Ryan Theriot is the hog.

Nobody should be the hog without having been a piglet!

The hog castrating got national attention but was shamed out of existence relatively quickly. It was the stupid "when I worked at a restaurant (fucking Hardee's) I knew the key to a good biscuit was a lot of fat. Unfortunately that's the same way congress treats spending" bullshit that truly ran my mind through the blender. And "MOTHER. SOLDIER. FARMER" repeated ad infinitum. Guh.

I was thinking today: Do you think Joni Ernst has the record for most pig scrotums touched by a member of Congress? After 5 minutes of research, I found that Sen. Lauch Faircloth R-NC was a hog farmer. He was born in 1928, is still alive, and only served one term which gives him a lot of opportunity compared to Ernst. That said, I couldn't find any record where he definitively said that he touched a pig scrotum, so that makes me lean toward Ernst. v(http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/Themes/default/images/post/cheesy.gif)v

Never stop being you.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 10, 2015, 09:22:22 PM
 How is this not an Onion article? (http://wgntv.com/2015/12/10/ronnie-woo-woo-wants-mayor-emanuel-to-resign/)

QuoteCHICAGO -- Easily the biggest (and most recognizable) Cubs fan spoke out against Mayor Rahm Emanuel at a news conference Thursday.

Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers said that if Emanuel knew about the video of Laquan McDonald getting shot 16 times by a Chicago police officer, then he should resign.

Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Bort on December 11, 2015, 11:32:07 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2015, 09:22:22 PM
How is this not an Onion article? (http://wgntv.com/2015/12/10/ronnie-woo-woo-wants-mayor-emanuel-to-resign/)

QuoteCHICAGO -- Easily the biggest (and most recognizable) Cubs fan spoke out against Mayor Rahm Emanuel at a news conference Thursday.

Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers said that if Emanuel knew about the video of Laquan McDonald getting shot 16 times by a Chicago police officer, then he should resign.



This puts me in the weird position of agreeing with him.

I need a shower.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Oleg on December 11, 2015, 11:59:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 11, 2015, 11:32:07 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2015, 09:22:22 PM
How is this not an Onion article? (http://wgntv.com/2015/12/10/ronnie-woo-woo-wants-mayor-emanuel-to-resign/)

QuoteCHICAGO -- Easily the biggest (and most recognizable) Cubs fan spoke out against Mayor Rahm Emanuel at a news conference Thursday.

Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers said that if Emanuel knew about the video of Laquan McDonald getting shot 16 times by a Chicago police officer, then he should resign.



This puts me in the weird position of agreeing with him.

I need a shower.

It's not exactly a controversial stance.  It's not even edgy or marginal.  I think it's pretty mainstream, from what I'd heard lately.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: flannj on December 11, 2015, 12:19:13 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 11, 2015, 11:32:07 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2015, 09:22:22 PM
How is this not an Onion article? (http://wgntv.com/2015/12/10/ronnie-woo-woo-wants-mayor-emanuel-to-resign/)

QuoteCHICAGO -- Easily the biggest (and most recognizable) Cubs fan spoke out against Mayor Rahm Emanuel at a news conference Thursday.

Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers said that if Emanuel knew about the video of Laquan McDonald getting shot 16 times by a Chicago police officer, then he should resign.



This puts me in the weird position of agreeing with him.

I need a shower.

Not as much as Woo Woo does.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 11, 2015, 12:25:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 11, 2015, 12:19:13 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 11, 2015, 11:32:07 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2015, 09:22:22 PM
How is this not an Onion article? (http://wgntv.com/2015/12/10/ronnie-woo-woo-wants-mayor-emanuel-to-resign/)

QuoteCHICAGO -- Easily the biggest (and most recognizable) Cubs fan spoke out against Mayor Rahm Emanuel at a news conference Thursday.

Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers said that if Emanuel knew about the video of Laquan McDonald getting shot 16 times by a Chicago police officer, then he should resign.



This puts me in the weird position of agreeing with him.

I need a shower.

Not as much as Woo Woo does.

Let's call it a tie.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CBStew on December 11, 2015, 01:23:24 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2015, 09:22:22 PM
How is this not an Onion article? (http://wgntv.com/2015/12/10/ronnie-woo-woo-wants-mayor-emanuel-to-resign/)

QuoteCHICAGO -- Easily the biggest (and most recognizable) Cubs fan spoke out against Mayor Rahm Emanuel at a news conference Thursday.

Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers said that if Emanuel knew about the video of Laquan McDonald getting shot 16 times by a Chicago police officer, then he should resign.


San Franciscans love their civic history, part of which includes a character named Joshua Norton, who crowned himself as the Emperor of the United States in the latter half of the 19th Century. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
He dressed himself in a colorful outfit and walked around San Francisco living off of the free meals that the amused citizens bestowed upon him.  He issued many proclamations and gave orders do make civic improvements, one of which was to build a bridge connecting Oakland and San Francisco.  (Clearly insane!)  Chicago has its own Emperor Norton, except instead of a plumed hat he goes around in a Cubs uniform.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: CT III on December 11, 2015, 01:24:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2015, 01:23:24 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2015, 09:22:22 PM
How is this not an Onion article? (http://wgntv.com/2015/12/10/ronnie-woo-woo-wants-mayor-emanuel-to-resign/)

QuoteCHICAGO -- Easily the biggest (and most recognizable) Cubs fan spoke out against Mayor Rahm Emanuel at a news conference Thursday.

Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers said that if Emanuel knew about the video of Laquan McDonald getting shot 16 times by a Chicago police officer, then he should resign.


San Franciscans love their civic history, part of which includes a character named Joshua Norton, who crowned himself as the Emperor of the United States in the latter half of the 19th Century. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
He dressed himself in a colorful outfit and walked around San Francisco living off of the free meals that the amused citizens bestowed upon him.  He issued many proclamations and gave orders do make civic improvements, one of which was to build a bridge connecting Oakland and San Francisco.  (Clearly insane!)  Chicago has its own Emperor Norton, except instead of a plumed hat he goes around in a Cubs uniform.

I assume you're talking about Huey.
Title: Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 11, 2015, 01:30:55 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 11, 2015, 01:24:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 11, 2015, 01:23:24 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2015, 09:22:22 PM
How is this not an Onion article? (http://wgntv.com/2015/12/10/ronnie-woo-woo-wants-mayor-emanuel-to-resign/)

QuoteCHICAGO -- Easily the biggest (and most recognizable) Cubs fan spoke out against Mayor Rahm Emanuel at a news conference Thursday.

Ronnie "Woo Woo" Wickers said that if Emanuel knew about the video of Laquan McDonald getting shot 16 times by a Chicago police officer, then he should resign.


San Franciscans love their civic history, part of which includes a character named Joshua Norton, who crowned himself as the Emperor of the United States in the latter half of the 19th Century. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
He dressed himself in a colorful outfit and walked around San Francisco living off of the free meals that the amused citizens bestowed upon him.  He issued many proclamations and gave orders do make civic improvements, one of which was to build a bridge connecting Oakland and San Francisco.  (Clearly insane!)  Chicago has its own Emperor Norton, except instead of a plumed hat he goes around in a Cubs uniform.

I assume you're talking about Huey.

But I still prefer to go by Emperor Norton.
(https://d166p16y7lrz7l.cloudfront.net/media/b0cbc38a44f44d47fe10230d5bc0bb66.png)