Don't you Zsa Zsa Gabor me, you cock teasing son of a bitch: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2255939/Hugo-Chavez-kept-alive-life-support-cancer-surgery.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
I'm not going to lie: I always mentally picture him as a jowly Carlos Zambrano in a military outfit.
Quote from: Bort on January 02, 2013, 12:26:27 PM
I'm not going to lie: I always mentally picture him as a jowly Carlos Zambrano in a military outfit.
Ditto.
When he dies the Cubans should have him stuffed like Ubre Blanca.
Quote from: flannj on January 02, 2013, 12:52:05 PM
When he dies the Cubans should have him stuffed like Ubre Blanca.
Either that, or make him a nightmare-inducing pinata.
Quote from: flannj on January 02, 2013, 12:52:05 PM
When he dies the Cubans should have him stuffed like Ubre Blanca.
Cubans?
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 02, 2013, 01:08:35 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 02, 2013, 12:52:05 PM
When he dies the Cubans should have him stuffed like Ubre Blanca.
Cubans?
I'm guessing he's not going to make it out of that Cuban hospital alive.
And my Deadpool pick reflects that.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 02, 2013, 01:08:35 PM
Quote from: flannj on January 02, 2013, 12:52:05 PM
When he dies the Cubans should have him stuffed like Ubre Blanca.
Cubans?
He wants to be mummified in a cigar casing. Who else would you use, Dominicans?
Quote from: flannj on January 02, 2013, 01:37:23 PM
And my Deadpool pick reflects that.
Spoiler: You're far from alone.
Quote from: flannj on January 02, 2013, 12:52:05 PM
When he dies the Cubans should have him stuffed like Ubre Blanca.
Something something Eva Peron something the opposite of Trigger something.
They're going to inaugurate Hugo from a Cuban hospital bed. Death is gonna hai. (http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/10/world/americas/would-be-inauguration-in-venezuela-for-chavez.html?partner=MYWAY&ei=5065&_r=1&)
Rumors of his demise could be greatly exaggerated, slightly exaggerated, or true. (http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/01/us-venezuela-chavez-idUSBRE9200N720130301)
Quote from: Brownie on March 01, 2013, 03:19:32 PM
Rumors of his demise could be greatly exaggerated, slightly exaggerated, or true. (http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/01/us-venezuela-chavez-idUSBRE9200N720130301)
(http://i.imgur.com/5ba0Lw8.jpg)
Guillermo Swirsquez?
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 01, 2013, 04:03:54 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 01, 2013, 03:19:32 PM
Rumors of his demise could be greatly exaggerated, slightly exaggerated, or true. (http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/01/us-venezuela-chavez-idUSBRE9200N720130301)
(http://i.imgur.com/5ba0Lw8.jpg)
Guillermo Swirsquez?
Loooooooooosssss Osossssssss.
Quote from: Fork on March 01, 2013, 04:19:29 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 01, 2013, 04:03:54 PM
Quote from: Brownie on March 01, 2013, 03:19:32 PM
Rumors of his demise could be greatly exaggerated, slightly exaggerated, or true. (http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/01/us-venezuela-chavez-idUSBRE9200N720130301)
(http://i.imgur.com/5ba0Lw8.jpg)
Guillermo Swirsquez?
Loooooooooosssss Osossssssss.
I laughed.
Chorizo.
He gone (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-21679053).
Finally.
Fuck you, teh Paul. I win.
Quote from: powen01 on March 05, 2013, 04:54:20 PM
Fuck you, teh Paul. I win.
Of the people who picked Hugo, you somehow managed to obtain the fewest points.
This has been a solid two and a half weeks for the Dead Pool.
Keep 'em coming, Death.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 05, 2013, 05:22:22 PM
This has been a solid two and a half weeks for the Dead Pool.
Keep 'em coming, Death.
Standings?
Quote from: Fork on March 05, 2013, 10:52:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 05, 2013, 05:22:22 PM
This has been a solid two and a half weeks for the Dead Pool.
Keep 'em coming, Death.
Standings?
At present... (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8344.msg264430#msg264430)
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/08/us-venezuela-chavez-chavismo-idUSBRE9270PX20130308
(http://i.imgur.com/SzZ8SuF.jpg)
QuoteWithin hours of Hugo Chavez's death, makeshift altars were going up in homes and on street corners around Venezuela with candles, photos and offerings for the late president.
Weeping beside his coffin, supporters are likening him to independence hero Simon Bolivar and even Jesus Christ. Ministers quote his words and precepts in reverential tones.
Having fostered a cult of personality during his extraordinary life, Chavez is fast being deified in death.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/13/us-pope-succession-chavez-idUSBRE92C1FK20130313
QuoteLate Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez's influence may have stretched into the afterlife and had a hand in Christ's decision to opt for a Latin American Pope, acting President Nicolas Maduro said on Wednesday.
"We know that our commander ascended to the heights and is face-to-face with Christ," Maduro said at a Caracas book fair. "Something influenced the choice of a South American pope, someone new arrived at Christ's side and said to him: 'Well, it seems to us South America's time has come.'"
...
"He (Chavez) may also call a constitutional assembly in Heaven at any moment to change the (Catholic) church on Earth so the people, the pure people of Christ, may govern the world," Maduro added of his mentor.