Started just so I have an excuse to post this wonderful GIF of Eli after his final derp of the night:
(http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ELI-MANNING-INTERCEPTIONFACE.gif)
Quote from: SKO on September 08, 2013, 10:40:26 PM
Started just so I have an excuse to post this wonderful GIF of Eli after his final derp of the night:
(http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ELI-MANNING-INTERCEPTIONFACE.gif)
Can't somebody give me some frickin' receivers with eyes in the back of their heads?
Seriously, Dave Chapelle got himself a good seat to the game.
Quote from: Fork on September 09, 2013, 08:48:15 AM
Seriously, Dave Chapelle got himself a good seat to the game.
No.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 09, 2013, 09:52:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 09, 2013, 08:48:15 AM
Seriously, Dave Chapelle got himself a good seat to the game.
No.
I like that it was an edit. Clearly worth coming back for.
Quote from: Eli on September 09, 2013, 10:04:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 09, 2013, 09:52:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 09, 2013, 08:48:15 AM
Seriously, Dave Chapelle got himself a good seat to the game.
No.
I like that it was an edit. Clearly worth coming back for.
On the bright side, it made me notice that gleeful big-clapping Cowboys fan in the background. I was so focused on Eli's derp that I missed him. Thanks, Fork?
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 09, 2013, 10:32:40 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 09, 2013, 10:04:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 09, 2013, 09:52:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 09, 2013, 08:48:15 AM
Seriously, Dave Chapelle got himself a good seat to the game.
No.
I like that it was an edit. Clearly worth coming back for.
On the bright side, it made me notice that gleeful big-clapping Cowboys fan in the background. I was so focused on Eli's derp that I missed him. Thanks, Fork?
Having noticed him, he is now my favorite part.
Is it wrong to wish for a roof collapse at Ford Field right about now?
Quote from: flannj on October 27, 2013, 02:25:30 PM
Is it wrong to wish for a roof collapse at Ford Field right about now?
Yes, but the idea itself is plausible.
Hazing eh?
Dan Pompei on Cutler
http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63914070/
Quote from: Slaky on November 14, 2013, 10:47:46 AM
Dan Pompei on Cutler
http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63914070/
I have a question, is there ANYBODY outside of local media shirtstirrers and the meatiest of meatballs fans who think the Bears AREN'T going to re-sign Cutler this year?
I'm pretty sure that Trestman's actions in the Detroit game tell me all I need to know about how he feels about Cutler vs. McCown. And if Alshon Jeffrey(ies) hangs on to two TD passes, the hordes are exalting Cutler's GAMERISHNESS and LITERSHIP this week instead of calling him selfish for...not taking himself out of the game?
Fuck all that. During the preaseason, all these same dopes were bitching about the Bears having a terrible backup QB in McCown instead of drafting somebody in 4th round to be the heir apparent.
In conclusion, I hate all Bears fans except for you guys.
Quote from: CT III on November 14, 2013, 12:27:52 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 14, 2013, 10:47:46 AM
Dan Pompei on Cutler
http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63914070/
I have a question, is there ANYBODY outside of local media shirtstirrers and the meatiest of meatballs fans who think the Bears AREN'T going to re-sign Cutler this year?
I'm pretty sure that Trestman's actions in the Detroit game tell me all I need to know about how he feels about Cutler vs. McCown. And if Alshon Jeffrey(ies) hangs on to two TD passes, the hordes are exalting Cutler's GAMERISHNESS and LITERSHIP this week instead of calling him selfish for...not taking himself out of the game?
Fuck all that. During the preaseason, all these same dopes were bitching about the Bears having a terrible backup QB in McCown instead of drafting somebody in 4th round to be the heir apparent.
In conclusion, I hate all Bears fans except for you guys.
Thank you. You have no idea how hard we all work to earn your affection.
Quote from: CT III on November 14, 2013, 12:27:52 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 14, 2013, 10:47:46 AM
Dan Pompei on Cutler
http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63914070/
I have a question, is there ANYBODY outside of local media shirtstirrers and the meatiest of meatballs fans who think the Bears AREN'T going to re-sign Cutler this year?
I'm pretty sure that Trestman's actions in the Detroit game tell me all I need to know about how he feels about Cutler vs. McCown. And if Alshon Jeffrey(ies) hangs on to two TD passes, the hordes are exalting Cutler's GAMERISHNESS and LITERSHIP this week instead of calling him selfish for...not taking himself out of the game?
Fuck all that. During the preaseason, all these same dopes were bitching about the Bears having a terrible backup QB in McCown instead of drafting somebody in 4th round to be the heir apparent.
In conclusion, I hate all Bears fans except for you guys.
If Bears fans and local media shit-stirrers ran the Patriots and Packers, by their logic the starting QBs for those two teams would be Matt Cassel and Matt Flynn. Why overpay some actually talented QB when you can hide a career backup in a pretty good offense?
Quote from: CBStew on November 14, 2013, 01:24:29 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 14, 2013, 12:27:52 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 14, 2013, 10:47:46 AM
Dan Pompei on Cutler
http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63914070/
I have a question, is there ANYBODY outside of local media shirtstirrers and the meatiest of meatballs fans who think the Bears AREN'T going to re-sign Cutler this year?
I'm pretty sure that Trestman's actions in the Detroit game tell me all I need to know about how he feels about Cutler vs. McCown. And if Alshon Jeffrey(ies) hangs on to two TD passes, the hordes are exalting Cutler's GAMERISHNESS and LITERSHIP this week instead of calling him selfish for...not taking himself out of the game?
Fuck all that. During the preaseason, all these same dopes were bitching about the Bears having a terrible backup QB in McCown instead of drafting somebody in 4th round to be the heir apparent.
In conclusion, I hate all Bears fans except for you guys.
Thank you. You have no idea how hard we all work to earn your affection.
I love you also, Stew.
I don't know where else this should go (maybe the Totally Readable thread), so I'm just going to put it here.
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/11/15/5107472/running-backs-the-walking-dead
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
Quote from: flannj on December 16, 2013, 10:39:37 PM
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
First-place Chicago Bears! What do you think, guys? Clean sweep?
CHICAGO
12/22 at Philadelphia (8 - 6) (beat Detroit 34-20)
12/29 vs Green Bay (7 - 6 - 1) (beat Detroit 22-9, lost to Detroit 40-10)
DETROIT
12/22 vs New York Giants (5 - 9) (lost to Chicago 27-21)
12/29 at Minnesota (4 - 9 - 1) (lost to Chicago 31-30, beat Chicago 23-20 OT)
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 16, 2013, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 16, 2013, 10:39:37 PM
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
First-place Chicago Bears! What do you think, guys? Clean sweep?
CHICAGO
12/22 at Philadelphia (8 - 6) (beat Detroit 34-20)
12/29 vs Green Bay (7 - 6 - 1) (beat Detroit 22-9, lost to Detroit 40-10)
DETROIT
12/22 vs New York Giants (5 - 9) (lost to Chicago 27-21)
12/29 at Minnesota (4 - 9 - 1) (lost to Chicago 31-30, beat Chicago 23-20 OT)
I'm excited to see Jim Schwartz get fired. I really hope they fuck up the next hire because Schwartz, while disappointing to Lions fans, is still the best thing they've had since the disappointing Wayne Fontes.
Seems like disappointing is the ceiling for the Lions. Can't say I give a fuck.
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2013, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 16, 2013, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 16, 2013, 10:39:37 PM
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
First-place Chicago Bears! What do you think, guys? Clean sweep?
CHICAGO
12/22 at Philadelphia (8 - 6) (beat Detroit 34-20)
12/29 vs Green Bay (7 - 6 - 1) (beat Detroit 22-9, lost to Detroit 40-10)
DETROIT
12/22 vs New York Giants (5 - 9) (lost to Chicago 27-21)
12/29 at Minnesota (4 - 9 - 1) (lost to Chicago 31-30, beat Chicago 23-20 OT)
I'm excited to see Jim Schwartz get fired. I really hope they fuck up the next hire because Schwartz, while disappointing to Lions fans, is still the best thing they've had since the disappointing Wayne Fontes.
Seems like disappointing is the ceiling for the Lions. Can't say I give a fuck.
I wish there was some way they could still get a Wild Card, save his phony baloney jorb and get their ugly asses to Soldier Field for the first round. His firing could be the worst thing that happens to the Bears. But then I thought that the Rod Marinelli hiring was bad news. Mariucci as well. Sooner or later they have to get one right don't they? Don't they?
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2013, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 16, 2013, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 16, 2013, 10:39:37 PM
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
First-place Chicago Bears! What do you think, guys? Clean sweep?
CHICAGO
12/22 at Philadelphia (8 - 6) (beat Detroit 34-20)
12/29 vs Green Bay (7 - 6 - 1) (beat Detroit 22-9, lost to Detroit 40-10)
DETROIT
12/22 vs New York Giants (5 - 9) (lost to Chicago 27-21)
12/29 at Minnesota (4 - 9 - 1) (lost to Chicago 31-30, beat Chicago 23-20 OT)
I'm excited to see Jim Schwartz get fired. I really hope they fuck up the next hire because Schwartz, while disappointing to Lions fans, is still the best thing they've had since the disappointing Wayne Fontes.
Seems like disappointing is the ceiling for the Lions. Can't say I give a fuck.
I wish there was some way they could still get a Wild Card, save his phony baloney jorb and get their ugly asses to Soldier Field for the first round. His firing could be the worst thing that happens to the Bears. But then I thought that the Rod Marinelli hiring was bad news. Mariucci as well. Sooner or later they have to get one right don't they? Don't they?
I could see them going after Lovie. He'd certainly be better than Schwartz.
Quote from: Eli on December 17, 2013, 09:37:52 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2013, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 16, 2013, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 16, 2013, 10:39:37 PM
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
First-place Chicago Bears! What do you think, guys? Clean sweep?
CHICAGO
12/22 at Philadelphia (8 - 6) (beat Detroit 34-20)
12/29 vs Green Bay (7 - 6 - 1) (beat Detroit 22-9, lost to Detroit 40-10)
DETROIT
12/22 vs New York Giants (5 - 9) (lost to Chicago 27-21)
12/29 at Minnesota (4 - 9 - 1) (lost to Chicago 31-30, beat Chicago 23-20 OT)
I'm excited to see Jim Schwartz get fired. I really hope they fuck up the next hire because Schwartz, while disappointing to Lions fans, is still the best thing they've had since the disappointing Wayne Fontes.
Seems like disappointing is the ceiling for the Lions. Can't say I give a fuck.
I wish there was some way they could still get a Wild Card, save his phony baloney jorb and get their ugly asses to Soldier Field for the first round. His firing could be the worst thing that happens to the Bears. But then I thought that the Rod Marinelli hiring was bad news. Mariucci as well. Sooner or later they have to get one right don't they? Don't they?
I could see them going after Lovie. He'd certainly be better than Schwartz.
That would hurt my heart.
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2013, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 16, 2013, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 16, 2013, 10:39:37 PM
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
First-place Chicago Bears! What do you think, guys? Clean sweep?
CHICAGO
12/22 at Philadelphia (8 - 6) (beat Detroit 34-20)
12/29 vs Green Bay (7 - 6 - 1) (beat Detroit 22-9, lost to Detroit 40-10)
DETROIT
12/22 vs New York Giants (5 - 9) (lost to Chicago 27-21)
12/29 at Minnesota (4 - 9 - 1) (lost to Chicago 31-30, beat Chicago 23-20 OT)
I'm excited to see Jim Schwartz get fired. I really hope they fuck up the next hire because Schwartz, while disappointing to Lions fans, is still the best thing they've had since the disappointing Wayne Fontes.
Seems like disappointing is the ceiling for the Lions. Can't say I give a fuck.
I wish there was some way they could still get a Wild Card, save his phony baloney jorb and get their ugly asses to Soldier Field for the first round. His firing could be the worst thing that happens to the Bears. But then I thought that the Rod Marinelli hiring was bad news. Mariucci as well. Sooner or later they have to get one right don't they? Don't they?
Do they? Has the Lions front office turned over? From what I recall, after Millen was fired, his lieutenants were basically left in place to run the team and perpetuate the Millen Brand. Has this changed?
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2013, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 16, 2013, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 16, 2013, 10:39:37 PM
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
First-place Chicago Bears! What do you think, guys? Clean sweep?
CHICAGO
12/22 at Philadelphia (8 - 6) (beat Detroit 34-20)
12/29 vs Green Bay (7 - 6 - 1) (beat Detroit 22-9, lost to Detroit 40-10)
DETROIT
12/22 vs New York Giants (5 - 9) (lost to Chicago 27-21)
12/29 at Minnesota (4 - 9 - 1) (lost to Chicago 31-30, beat Chicago 23-20 OT)
I'm excited to see Jim Schwartz get fired. I really hope they fuck up the next hire because Schwartz, while disappointing to Lions fans, is still the best thing they've had since the disappointing Wayne Fontes.
Seems like disappointing is the ceiling for the Lions. Can't say I give a fuck.
I wish there was some way they could still get a Wild Card, save his phony baloney jorb and get their ugly asses to Soldier Field for the first round. His firing could be the worst thing that happens to the Bears. But then I thought that the Rod Marinelli hiring was bad news. Mariucci as well. Sooner or later they have to get one right don't they? Don't they?
I am proud to say that the day Matt Millen was hired I was actively excited that the Lions were, in my mind, rendered moot for the next half-decade. Those 5 + years only validated my hubris. I didn't know much about Schwartz when he was hired but Slaky's right--this is the closest they've come to not sucking since Fontes. Good times.
Quote from: PANK! on December 17, 2013, 10:26:53 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2013, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 16, 2013, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 16, 2013, 10:39:37 PM
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
First-place Chicago Bears! What do you think, guys? Clean sweep?
CHICAGO
12/22 at Philadelphia (8 - 6) (beat Detroit 34-20)
12/29 vs Green Bay (7 - 6 - 1) (beat Detroit 22-9, lost to Detroit 40-10)
DETROIT
12/22 vs New York Giants (5 - 9) (lost to Chicago 27-21)
12/29 at Minnesota (4 - 9 - 1) (lost to Chicago 31-30, beat Chicago 23-20 OT)
I'm excited to see Jim Schwartz get fired. I really hope they fuck up the next hire because Schwartz, while disappointing to Lions fans, is still the best thing they've had since the disappointing Wayne Fontes.
Seems like disappointing is the ceiling for the Lions. Can't say I give a fuck.
I wish there was some way they could still get a Wild Card, save his phony baloney jorb and get their ugly asses to Soldier Field for the first round. His firing could be the worst thing that happens to the Bears. But then I thought that the Rod Marinelli hiring was bad news. Mariucci as well. Sooner or later they have to get one right don't they? Don't they?
I am proud to say that the day Matt Millen was hired I was actively excited that the Lions were, in my mind, rendered moot for the next half-decade. Those 5 + years only validated my hubris. I didn't know much about Schwartz when he was hired but Slaky's right--this is the closest they've come to not sucking since Fontes. Good times.
Let us not forget the roles that the great Paul Edinger and RW McQuarters played in ushering in the Millen Era by defeating the Lions on the last day of the 2000 season to keep them out of the playoffs.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 16, 2013, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 16, 2013, 10:39:37 PM
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
First-place Chicago Bears! What do you think, guys? Clean sweep?
CHICAGO
12/22 at Philadelphia (8 - 6) (beat Detroit 34-20)
12/29 vs Green Bay (7 - 6 - 1) (beat Detroit 22-9, lost to Detroit 40-10)
DETROIT
12/22 vs New York Giants (5 - 9) (lost to Chicago 27-21)
12/29 at Minnesota (4 - 9 - 1) (lost to Chicago 31-30, beat Chicago 23-20 OT)
They will need to. Green Bay could squeeze in at 9-6-1 over a 9-7 Bears and 9-7 Lions.
Quote from: CT III on December 17, 2013, 09:57:02 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2013, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 16, 2013, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 16, 2013, 10:39:37 PM
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
First-place Chicago Bears! What do you think, guys? Clean sweep?
CHICAGO
12/22 at Philadelphia (8 - 6) (beat Detroit 34-20)
12/29 vs Green Bay (7 - 6 - 1) (beat Detroit 22-9, lost to Detroit 40-10)
DETROIT
12/22 vs New York Giants (5 - 9) (lost to Chicago 27-21)
12/29 at Minnesota (4 - 9 - 1) (lost to Chicago 31-30, beat Chicago 23-20 OT)
I'm excited to see Jim Schwartz get fired. I really hope they fuck up the next hire because Schwartz, while disappointing to Lions fans, is still the best thing they've had since the disappointing Wayne Fontes.
Seems like disappointing is the ceiling for the Lions. Can't say I give a fuck.
I wish there was some way they could still get a Wild Card, save his phony baloney jorb and get their ugly asses to Soldier Field for the first round. His firing could be the worst thing that happens to the Bears. But then I thought that the Rod Marinelli hiring was bad news. Mariucci as well. Sooner or later they have to get one right don't they? Don't they?
Do they? Has the Lions front office turned over? From what I recall, after Millen was fired, his lieutenants were basically left in place to run the team and perpetuate the Millen Brand. Has this changed?
This is exactly what happened. Mayhew was promoted from interim GM to full time GM because he swindled the Cowboys out of some picks in exchange for Roy E. Williams. Then thanks to him admittedly doing better than Millen at "not fucking up the #1 and #2 overall picks in consecutive years" the Lions got Stafford to play catch with Megatron and Suh to serve as the bedrock of an aggressively shitty defense and so there was a core just good enough to make Mayhew look like he knew what he was doing.
Quote from: SKO on December 17, 2013, 01:27:35 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 17, 2013, 09:57:02 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2013, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 16, 2013, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 16, 2013, 10:39:37 PM
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
First-place Chicago Bears! What do you think, guys? Clean sweep?
CHICAGO
12/22 at Philadelphia (8 - 6) (beat Detroit 34-20)
12/29 vs Green Bay (7 - 6 - 1) (beat Detroit 22-9, lost to Detroit 40-10)
DETROIT
12/22 vs New York Giants (5 - 9) (lost to Chicago 27-21)
12/29 at Minnesota (4 - 9 - 1) (lost to Chicago 31-30, beat Chicago 23-20 OT)
I'm excited to see Jim Schwartz get fired. I really hope they fuck up the next hire because Schwartz, while disappointing to Lions fans, is still the best thing they've had since the disappointing Wayne Fontes.
Seems like disappointing is the ceiling for the Lions. Can't say I give a fuck.
I wish there was some way they could still get a Wild Card, save his phony baloney jorb and get their ugly asses to Soldier Field for the first round. His firing could be the worst thing that happens to the Bears. But then I thought that the Rod Marinelli hiring was bad news. Mariucci as well. Sooner or later they have to get one right don't they? Don't they?
Do they? Has the Lions front office turned over? From what I recall, after Millen was fired, his lieutenants were basically left in place to run the team and perpetuate the Millen Brand. Has this changed?
This is exactly what happened. Mayhew was promoted from interim GM to full time GM because he swindled the Cowboys out of some picks in exchange for Roy E. Williams. Then thanks to him admittedly doing better than Millen at "not fucking up the #1 and #2 overall picks in consecutive years" the Lions got Stafford to play catch with Megatron and Suh to serve as the bedrock of an aggressively shitty defense and so there was a core just good enough to make Mayhew look like he knew what he was doing.
Any speculation that Mayhew could be gone along with Schwartz?
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 18, 2013, 09:04:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 17, 2013, 01:27:35 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 17, 2013, 09:57:02 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 17, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2013, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 16, 2013, 11:49:05 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 16, 2013, 10:39:37 PM
LEGATRON!!!!
Suck it Detroit.
First-place Chicago Bears! What do you think, guys? Clean sweep?
CHICAGO
12/22 at Philadelphia (8 - 6) (beat Detroit 34-20)
12/29 vs Green Bay (7 - 6 - 1) (beat Detroit 22-9, lost to Detroit 40-10)
DETROIT
12/22 vs New York Giants (5 - 9) (lost to Chicago 27-21)
12/29 at Minnesota (4 - 9 - 1) (lost to Chicago 31-30, beat Chicago 23-20 OT)
I'm excited to see Jim Schwartz get fired. I really hope they fuck up the next hire because Schwartz, while disappointing to Lions fans, is still the best thing they've had since the disappointing Wayne Fontes.
Seems like disappointing is the ceiling for the Lions. Can't say I give a fuck.
I wish there was some way they could still get a Wild Card, save his phony baloney jorb and get their ugly asses to Soldier Field for the first round. His firing could be the worst thing that happens to the Bears. But then I thought that the Rod Marinelli hiring was bad news. Mariucci as well. Sooner or later they have to get one right don't they? Don't they?
Do they? Has the Lions front office turned over? From what I recall, after Millen was fired, his lieutenants were basically left in place to run the team and perpetuate the Millen Brand. Has this changed?
This is exactly what happened. Mayhew was promoted from interim GM to full time GM because he swindled the Cowboys out of some picks in exchange for Roy E. Williams. Then thanks to him admittedly doing better than Millen at "not fucking up the #1 and #2 overall picks in consecutive years" the Lions got Stafford to play catch with Megatron and Suh to serve as the bedrock of an aggressively shitty defense and so there was a core just good enough to make Mayhew look like he knew what he was doing.
Any speculation that Mayhew could be gone along with Schwartz?
Wait, Mayhew was Pizza the Hut and the Schwartz was with him?
[ unplugs the Internet ]
Seriously, just suck it.
(http://i.imgur.com/qkvANss.png)
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-nfc-north/
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 22, 2013, 08:22:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qkvANss.png)
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-nfc-north/
I had no idea this site existed. Bless you.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 22, 2013, 08:22:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qkvANss.png)
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-nfc-north/
Outstanding.
Also: wow. I fully expected that the Bears would have their arses handed to them by the Eagles, but I also fully expected it to be the end of the Bears season. We think we have problems but at least we're not Detroit fans.
Anyway, I don't
want the Bears to lose to Gr**n B*y next week (and indeed, don't think they will) but I'll be able to live with it if it happens. I can't see the playoffs being anything but carnage, and whoever gets through is going to get really, really embarrassed by somebody. I hate myself for saying it, but I'd almost rather that was the P*ckers.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 22, 2013, 08:22:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qkvANss.png)
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-nfc-north/
Not only is this site amazing, but also informative. For instance, I didn't know TDubbs played for Denver.
(http://www.thedrawplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/AWest.png)
Unfortunately, this is about perfect.
(http://www.thedrawplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/NWest.png)
This was kind of funny, until I watched the Giants and Lions yesterday. Then it became hilarious.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img585/3926/53374110200207541861049.jpg)
Frustrating end to the season, but I can take comfort knowing that PenFoe was wrong. (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p200597418&date=2013-9-5#p200597418)
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 29, 2013, 07:08:04 PM
Frustrating end to the season, but I can take comfort knowing that PenFoe was wrong. (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p200597418&date=2013-9-5#p200597418)
Wow, that's a solid pull.
I got nothing - well done.
Quote from: PenFoe on December 30, 2013, 10:01:39 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 29, 2013, 07:08:04 PM
Frustrating end to the season, but I can take comfort knowing that PenFoe was wrong. (http://hje.me/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p200597418&date=2013-9-5#p200597418)
Wow, that's a solid pull.
I got nothing - well done.
Two shouts above that was good, too.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcszDzqIYAAKzIF.jpg)
Taking a break from Cutler real quick, worth pointing and laughing at the Lions for a minute.
By most opinions, including their own (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000307168/article/tom-lewand-detroit-lions-coach-is-best-available-job), they had the best coaching job available.
Yet, the guy they apparently wanted most, Lovie, wouldn't even give them the courtesy of an interview.
Quote from: PenFoe on January 02, 2014, 10:53:24 AM
Taking a break from Cutler real quick, worth pointing and laughing at the Lions for a minute.
By most opinions, including their own (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000307168/article/tom-lewand-detroit-lions-coach-is-best-available-job), they had the best coaching job available.
Yet, the guy they apparently wanted most, Lovie, wouldn't even give them the courtesy of an interview.
From what I read, the Bucs made him an offer he couldn't refuse before he was able to interview with Detroit. I'm glad for it too. I don't want to think about that defense playing with the kind of stability and discipline that Lovie's defenses were known for. And Lovie's uncertain status with the Bears in Angelo's last years made it impossible to find a competent offensive coordinator. With a fresh start and new paper, I think even that could work itself out.
Lovie did witness the dysfunction of the Lions organization up close and probably heard the horror stories from Marinelli. So his use of Detroit as leverage versus Tampa may have been just a ruse. Anyway, it's worked out for the best. Go Bucs.
Quote from: InternetApex on January 02, 2014, 11:16:52 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 02, 2014, 10:53:24 AM
Taking a break from Cutler real quick, worth pointing and laughing at the Lions for a minute.
By most opinions, including their own (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000307168/article/tom-lewand-detroit-lions-coach-is-best-available-job), they had the best coaching job available.
Yet, the guy they apparently wanted most, Lovie, wouldn't even give them the courtesy of an interview.
From what I read, the Bucs made him an offer he couldn't refuse before he was able to interview with Detroit. I'm glad for it too. I don't want to think about that defense playing with the kind of stability and discipline that Lovie's defenses were known for. And Lovie's uncertain status with the Bears in Angelo's last years made it impossible to find a competent offensive coordinator. With a fresh start and new paper, I think even that could work itself out.
Lovie did witness the dysfunction of the Lions organization up close and probably heard the horror stories from Marinelli. So his use of Detroit as leverage versus Tampa may have been just a ruse. Anyway, it's worked out for the best. Go Bucs.
And now, Whisenhunt just chose the Titans (with essentially zero talent on offense) over the Lions.
(http://www.kcchiefsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/DanOrlovsky.jpg)
LOLions.
(http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/1287653551.jpg%3Fw%3D640)
TPD.
(http://i.imgur.com/vNKvAaq.png)
Quote from: PenFoe on January 13, 2014, 05:44:22 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 02, 2014, 11:16:52 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 02, 2014, 10:53:24 AM
Taking a break from Cutler real quick, worth pointing and laughing at the Lions for a minute.
By most opinions, including their own (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000307168/article/tom-lewand-detroit-lions-coach-is-best-available-job), they had the best coaching job available.
Yet, the guy they apparently wanted most, Lovie, wouldn't even give them the courtesy of an interview.
From what I read, the Bucs made him an offer he couldn't refuse before he was able to interview with Detroit. I'm glad for it too. I don't want to think about that defense playing with the kind of stability and discipline that Lovie's defenses were known for. And Lovie's uncertain status with the Bears in Angelo's last years made it impossible to find a competent offensive coordinator. With a fresh start and new paper, I think even that could work itself out.
Lovie did witness the dysfunction of the Lions organization up close and probably heard the horror stories from Marinelli. So his use of Detroit as leverage versus Tampa may have been just a ruse. Anyway, it's worked out for the best. Go Bucs.
And now, Whisenhunt just chose the Titans (with essentially zero talent on offense) over the Lions.
(http://www.kcchiefsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/DanOrlovsky.jpg)
I wish he'd waited until the Lions' plane (http://www.prideofdetroit.com/2014/1/13/5304746/lions-plane-flight-tracker-ken-whisenhunt) actually got there.
Quote from: PenFoe on January 13, 2014, 05:48:39 PM
LOLions.
(http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/1287653551.jpg%3Fw%3D640)
Confirmed. (https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/423141936958930944)
32 of the seemingly most desirable jobs in the world. A field flooded with candidates, any one of whom should seemingly be desperate to take any of the handful of jobs that pop up each year. A team with an established and theoretically good starting quarterback, a great offensive line, two decent runningbacks, the best WR in the NFL and a dominant defensive line. There is nothing about this that should be hard, and the Lions ended up with a guy whose only claim to fame was once being the QB coach/toady of a hall of fame quarterback who famously coaches himself. Hilarious.
Will his top assistant follow him to Detroit?
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/caldwellsad-600x337.jpg)
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2014, 02:40:11 PM
Will his top assistant follow him to Detroit?
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/caldwellsad-600x337.jpg)
Yes.
Wait, I mean no.
No, Chuck.
Quote from: PenFoe on January 14, 2014, 12:40:10 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 13, 2014, 05:48:39 PM
LOLions.
(http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/1287653551.jpg%3Fw%3D640)
Confirmed. (https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/423141936958930944)
Does this guy have more than one facial expression?
Quote from: CBStew on January 14, 2014, 03:59:04 PM
Does this guy have more than one facial expression?
(http://thesportsgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/TheManyFacesAndEmotionsOfJimCaldwell.jpg)