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General Category => The Dead Pool => Topic started by: Brownie on October 09, 2013, 09:11:32 AM

Poll
Question: What would be an appropriate thread title for Andy Pafko's Death?
Option 1: Put Me Under Coach, I'm Ready to Die Today votes: 0
Option 2: Stifko votes: 1
Option 3: Showing more life than 2013 Cubs OF votes: 1
Option 4: What old player will Dolan identify ever old person at the Cubs convention as? votes: 0
Option 5: T.J. is in the lead! T.J. is in the lead! votes: 2
Option 6: Inside the hearse home run votes: 0
Option 7: Milwaukee's Dead votes: 0
Option 8: How did Huey not pick him? votes: 6
Option 9: Deadly Andy votes: 0
Title: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: Brownie on October 09, 2013, 09:11:32 AM
I'm really not the guy to be writing bad thread titles, so I waited for one of you... All of you asleep at the switch?

Andy Pafko is dead. Only one Death Pool list appearance this year. (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-former-cub-pafko-dies-20131008,0,2079976.story)
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 09:45:40 AM
5 points vaults TJ into first place at the quarter pole. Or the three-quarter pole, if you insist on misusing the metaphor.
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: PenFoe on October 09, 2013, 12:19:05 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 09:45:40 AM
5 points vaults TJ into first place at the quarter pole. Or the three-quarter pole, if you insist on misusing the metaphor.

Shit.
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 09, 2013, 01:39:38 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 09:45:40 AM
5 points vaults TJ into first place at the quarter pole. Or the three-quarter pole, if you insist on misusing the metaphor.

Pafko was Bohemian.
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 09, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
Homer in the glove (http://retrosimba.com/2013/10/09/how-andy-pafko-gave-cards-inside-the-glove-homer/) grave.
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 09, 2013, 02:10:35 PM
DPD.

I swear I thought I picked him.  If not, I'm pretty sure I've picked him in previous years.  Fuck.
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: Yeti on October 09, 2013, 02:21:21 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 09, 2013, 02:10:35 PM
DPD.

I swear I thought I picked him.  If not, I'm pretty sure I've picked him in previous years.  Fuck.

Not in 2010, 2011, or 2012.

Also, too bad Andy and Kerm are dead because I wouldn't mind having the Deadpool lists "stickied" at the top. (along with another thread, natch)
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 09, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
Homer in the glove (http://retrosimba.com/2013/10/09/how-andy-pafko-gave-cards-inside-the-glove-homer/) grave.

Opatot in the poatooto...

QuoteInside the hearse home run
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: CBStew on October 09, 2013, 03:34:38 PM
He was my boyhood hero.  If I have anything against him it is that it is probably his fault that I became a Cub fan.
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 09, 2013, 09:31:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 09, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
Homer in the glove (http://retrosimba.com/2013/10/09/how-andy-pafko-gave-cards-inside-the-glove-homer/) grave.

Opatot in the poatooto...

QuoteInside the hearse home run

Missed that but...mine's better?
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 09, 2013, 09:33:09 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 09, 2013, 03:34:38 PM
He was my boyhood hero.  If I have anything against him it is that it is probably his fault that I became a Cub fan.

Sorry, Stew.
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 09:53:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 09, 2013, 09:31:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 09, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
Homer in the glove (http://retrosimba.com/2013/10/09/how-andy-pafko-gave-cards-inside-the-glove-homer/) grave.

Opatot in the poatooto...

QuoteInside the hearse home run

Missed that but...mine's better?

Missed that but... yours is phrased like spud-thick PANK?
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: Bort on October 09, 2013, 10:12:05 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 09:53:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 09, 2013, 09:31:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 09, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
Homer in the glove (http://retrosimba.com/2013/10/09/how-andy-pafko-gave-cards-inside-the-glove-homer/) grave.

Opatot in the poatooto...

QuoteInside the hearse home run

Missed that but...mine's better?

Missed that but... yours is phrased like spud-thick PANK?

I feel like after writing that line, Huey stormed over to the local police and screamed "NOW WHAR'S ME MALIBU?"
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 10:16:50 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 09, 2013, 10:12:05 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 09:53:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 09, 2013, 09:31:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 09, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
Homer in the glove (http://retrosimba.com/2013/10/09/how-andy-pafko-gave-cards-inside-the-glove-homer/) grave.

Opatot in the poatooto...

QuoteInside the hearse home run

Missed that but...mine's better?

Missed that but... yours is phrased like spud-thick PANK?

I feel like after writing that line, Huey stormed over to the local police and screamed "NOW WHAR'S ME MALIBU?"

Speaking of which, I suppose the Dead Pool is an appropriate enough place to note that Xtranormal is gone.

What we lost...
Title: Re: He played in a Goddam World Series at Wrigley Field, you Ungrateful Morans!
Post by: Bort on October 10, 2013, 01:37:33 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 10:16:50 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 09, 2013, 10:12:05 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 09:53:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 09, 2013, 09:31:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 09, 2013, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 09, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
Homer in the glove (http://retrosimba.com/2013/10/09/how-andy-pafko-gave-cards-inside-the-glove-homer/) grave.

Opatot in the poatooto...

QuoteInside the hearse home run

Missed that but...mine's better?

Missed that but... yours is phrased like spud-thick PANK?

I feel like after writing that line, Huey stormed over to the local police and screamed "NOW WHAR'S ME MALIBU?"

Speaking of which, I suppose the Dead Pool is an appropriate enough place to note that Xtranormal is gone.

What we lost...

Do you have any suspects?