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Title: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 10, 2014, 06:48:17 AM
Yeti, you loser-- you coulda been a contender (http://hje.me/sbox//dlog.php?highlight=p156387855&date=2012-3-2#p156387855)!
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: Yeti on December 10, 2014, 07:56:15 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 06:48:17 AM
Yeti, you loser-- you coulda been a contender (http://hje.me/sbox//dlog.php?highlight=p156387855&date=2012-3-2#p156387855)!

I wonder how her partner feels
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 10, 2014, 08:08:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 10, 2014, 07:56:15 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 06:48:17 AM
Yeti, you loser-- you coulda been a contender (http://hje.me/sbox//dlog.php?highlight=p156387855&date=2012-3-2#p156387855)!

I wonder how her partner feels

She may need to console herself with her two salaries. (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-comptroller-trib-meeting-20140926-story.html)

Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: BBM on December 10, 2014, 11:58:10 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

Shit, well....
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: PenFoe on December 10, 2014, 12:23:58 PM
I don't even know who this thread is about.
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 10, 2014, 12:34:15 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 10, 2014, 12:23:58 PM
I don't even know who this thread is about.

State Comptroller Atkins.
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 10, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.

Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.


I comprehend you just fine. I think people who correct people for what is arguably not even an error in modern usage, and is definitely not an error in informal discussion need to sit the fuck down and finish their oPtoat soup in silence.
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 10, 2014, 12:48:17 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.


I comprehend you just fine. I think people who correct people for what is arguably not even an error in modern usage, and is definitely not an error in informal discussion need to sit the fuck down and finish their oPtoat soup in silence.

Meow. 

Who put the muscle in your delightful North Shore Starbucks Holiday Peppermint Frappaccino today?
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:49:47 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 12:48:17 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.


I comprehend you just fine. I think people who correct people for what is arguably not even an error in modern usage, and is definitely not an error in informal discussion need to sit the fuck down and finish their oPtoat soup in silence.

Meow. 

Who put the muscle in your delightful North Shore Starbucks Holiday Peppermint Frappaccino today?

My personal Barista, Danny. Why?
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 10, 2014, 12:52:47 PM
A WOMAN IS DEAD!
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: PenFoe on December 10, 2014, 12:54:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 10, 2014, 12:52:47 PM
A WOMAN IS DEAD!

This is the worst thread.
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:56:27 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 10, 2014, 12:54:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 10, 2014, 12:52:47 PM
A WOMAN IS DEAD!

This is the worst thread.

It's ok. She wasn't that great a person.
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 10, 2014, 01:12:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:49:47 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 12:48:17 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.


I comprehend you just fine. I think people who correct people for what is arguably not even an error in modern usage, and is definitely not an error in informal discussion need to sit the fuck down and finish their oPtoat soup in silence.

Meow. 

Who put the muscle in your delightful North Shore Starbucks Holiday Peppermint Frappaccino today?

My personal Barista, Danny. Why?

Hoped you tipped him because you have MUCHO VIGOR today.
Title: Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
Post by: Yeti on December 10, 2014, 01:28:37 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:56:27 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 10, 2014, 12:54:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 10, 2014, 12:52:47 PM
A WOMAN IS DEAD!

This is the worst thread.

It's ok. She wasn't that great a person.

She championed gay rights, which is important to Thrilldo