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Title: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on March 05, 2015, 01:43:12 PM
First split squad lineups are in.

Against the A's at Sloan Park:

1) Dexter Fowler, CF
2) Anthony Rizzo, 1B
3) Starlin Castro, SS
4) Miguel Montero, C
5) Javier Baez, 2B
6) Chris Coghlan, LF
7) Mike Olt, 3B
8) Ryan Sweeney, DH
9) Junior Lake, RF

Against the Giants in Scottsdale:

1) Tommy La Stella, 2B
2) Chris Denorfia, LF
3) Arismendy Alcantara, CF
4) Jorge Soler, RF
5) Welington Castillo, C
6) Kris Bryant, 3B
7) Kyle Schwarber, DH
8) Chris Valaika, 1B
9) Addison Russell, SS

I might prefer lineup #2.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Eli on March 05, 2015, 01:45:44 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 05, 2015, 01:43:12 PM
I might prefer lineup #2.

You would.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: InternetApex on March 05, 2015, 01:48:37 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 05, 2015, 01:43:12 PM
First split squad lineups are in.

Against the A's at Sloan Park:

1) Dexter Fowler, CF
2) Anthony Rizzo, 1B
3) Starlin Castro, SS
4) Miguel Montero, C
5) Javier Baez, 2B
6) Chris Coghlan, LF
7) Mike Olt, 3B
8) Ryan Sweeney, DH
9) Junior Lake, RF

Against the Giants in Scottsdale:

1) Tommy La Stella, 2B
2) Chris Denorfia, LF
3) Arismendy Alcantara, CF
4) Jorge Soler, RF
5) Welington Castillo, C
6) Kris Bryant, 3B
7) Kyle Schwarber, DH
8) Chris Valaika, 1B
9) Addison Russell, SS

I might prefer lineup #2.

I'm with you on the Scottsdale lineup. The first one has a fair amount of #2 toward the bottom although it does have three MLB All-Stars in it. I DON'T KNOW!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE I LIKE!!!!!!!! *goes blind masturbating*
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on March 05, 2015, 02:10:26 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on March 05, 2015, 01:48:37 PM
I'm with you on the Scottsdale lineup. The first one has a fair amount of #2 toward the bottom although it does have three MLB All-Stars in it. I DON'T KNOW!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE I LIKE!!!!!!!! *goes blind masturbating*

Rizzo, Montero, Fowler are locks from Mesa. Bryant, Scwharber, Soler are locks from Scottsdale.  Russell over Castro? I think no, today, but eventually, yes.  Baez is watch and see.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Eli on March 05, 2015, 02:14:08 PM
When Starlin Castro was Addison Russell's age, he already had like 400 major-league hits and was an All-Star.

My point, of course, is that Addison Russell is a bust.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: SKO on March 05, 2015, 02:34:46 PM
SCHWARBER GRAND SLAM WITH BRYANT AND JORGE ON BASE. SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: InternetApex on March 05, 2015, 02:37:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2015, 02:34:46 PM
SCHWARBER GRAND SLAM WITH BRYANT AND JORGE ON BASE. SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE

He's Babe Fucking Ruth.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 05, 2015, 02:39:04 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 05, 2015, 01:43:12 PM
First split squad lineups are in.

Against the A's at Sloan Park:

1) Dexter Fowler, CF
2) Anthony Rizzo, 1B
3) Starlin Castro, SS
4) Miguel Montero, C
5) Javier Baez, 2B
6) Chris Coghlan, LF
7) Mike Olt, 3B
8) Ryan Sweeney, DH
9) Junior Lake, RF

Against the Giants in Scottsdale:

1) Tommy La Stella, 2B
2) Chris Denorfia, LF
3) Arismendy Alcantara, CF
4) Jorge Soler, RF
5) Welington Castillo, C
6) Kris Bryant, 3B
7) Kyle Schwarber, DH
8) Chris Valaika, 1B
9) Addison Russell, SS

I might prefer lineup #2.

Rookies take the bus.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Eli on March 05, 2015, 02:39:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 05, 2015, 02:34:46 PM
SCHWARBER GRAND SLAM WITH BRYANT AND JORGE ON BASE. SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE

chuck was riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

edit: not really
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: ChuckD on March 10, 2015, 04:07:09 PM
Bump for back-to-back-to-back dongs by Soler, Baez, and Bryant (who went opposite field).
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: SKO on March 10, 2015, 04:13:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 10, 2015, 04:07:09 PM
Bump for back-to-back-to-back dongs by Soler, Baez, and Bryant (who went opposite field).

Can anyone GIF this?
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: PenFoe on March 10, 2015, 04:32:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 10, 2015, 04:13:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 10, 2015, 04:07:09 PM
Bump for back-to-back-to-back dongs by Soler, Baez, and Bryant (who went opposite field).

Can anyone GIF this?

Yes.

(http://i.imgur.com/VOBqi56.gif)
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: InternetApex on March 11, 2015, 09:12:16 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 10, 2015, 04:32:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 10, 2015, 04:13:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 10, 2015, 04:07:09 PM
Bump for back-to-back-to-back dongs by Soler, Baez, and Bryant (who went opposite field).

Can anyone GIF this?

Yes.

(http://i.imgur.com/VOBqi56.gif)

Nice BP sesh by Bauer there. They should invite him to HR Derby in July.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: ChuckD on March 11, 2015, 10:09:38 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on March 11, 2015, 09:12:16 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 10, 2015, 04:32:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 10, 2015, 04:13:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 10, 2015, 04:07:09 PM
Bump for back-to-back-to-back dongs by Soler, Baez, and Bryant (who went opposite field).

Can anyone GIF this?

Yes.

(http://i.imgur.com/VOBqi56.gif)

Nice BP sesh by Bauer there. They should invite him to HR Derby in July.

(http://i.imgur.com/TxotvRF.png)
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Eli on March 11, 2015, 10:11:35 AM
That's pretty awesome.

However, that slider to Baez was terrible, even if he was thinking exactly the correct amount.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: InternetApex on March 11, 2015, 10:47:57 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 11, 2015, 10:11:35 AM
That's pretty awesome.

However, that slider to Baez was terrible, even if he was thinking exactly the correct amount.

Opposing pitchers are already melting down on Twitter after facing this Murders' Row. This is going to be an awesome decade.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 11, 2015, 10:49:28 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on March 11, 2015, 10:47:57 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 11, 2015, 10:11:35 AM
That's pretty awesome.

However, that slider to Baez was terrible, even if he was thinking exactly the correct amount.

Opposing pitchers are already melting down on Twitter after facing this Murders' Row. This is going to be an awesome decade.

Who's Murder?
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: SKO on March 11, 2015, 10:50:05 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 11, 2015, 10:11:35 AM
That's pretty awesome.

However, that slider to Baez was terrible, even if he was thinking exactly the correct amount.

The slider was definitely a hanger, but still a testament to Baez' ridiculous raw power that he took a pitch in that location waaaay out past the left field bleachers. Lord knows how many he'll ever actually connect on, but god they look pretty when he does.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 12, 2015, 06:43:10 PM
Bryant with 2 dongblasts & a ground-rule double double that flew over the CF's head, Soler with a dong and a 2-RBI hustling double and Russell went 3-for-3.

It all seems like too much good stuff too soon, like I need to pinch myself.  

Breathe.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 16, 2015, 09:16:00 AM
Travis Wood threw strikes. Nice to see that again.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: InternetApex on March 16, 2015, 11:41:05 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 12, 2015, 06:43:10 PM
Bryant with 2 dongblasts & a ground-rule double double that flew over the CF's head, Soler with a dong and a 2-RBI hustling double and Russell went 3-for-3.

It all seems like too much good stuff too soon, like I need to pinch myself.  

Breathe.

Ground-rule double doubles are rare indeed.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 16, 2015, 11:42:38 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on March 16, 2015, 11:41:05 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 12, 2015, 06:43:10 PM
Bryant with 2 dongblasts & a ground-rule double double that flew over the CF's head, Soler with a dong and a 2-RBI hustling double and Russell went 3-for-3.

It all seems like too much good stuff too soon, like I need to pinch myself.  

Breathe.

Ground-rule double doubles are rare indeed.

A "ground rule double double" is what you're mandated to order at Inn N Out.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: InternetApex on March 16, 2015, 11:45:47 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2015, 11:42:38 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on March 16, 2015, 11:41:05 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 12, 2015, 06:43:10 PM
Bryant with 2 dongblasts & a ground-rule double double that flew over the CF's head, Soler with a dong and a 2-RBI hustling double and Russell went 3-for-3.

It all seems like too much good stuff too soon, like I need to pinch myself.  

Breathe.

Ground-rule double doubles are rare indeed.

A "ground rule double double" is what you're mandated to order at Inn N Out.

(http://b.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/fastcompany/imagecache/inline-large/inline/2013/11/3021307-inline-fb-likebutton-printpackaging.jpg)

Also, is "Inn N Out" a hotel with awesome cheeseburgers? If so, I need a week's vacation.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: CT III on March 16, 2015, 11:55:00 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on March 16, 2015, 11:45:47 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2015, 11:42:38 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on March 16, 2015, 11:41:05 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 12, 2015, 06:43:10 PM
Bryant with 2 dongblasts & a ground-rule double double that flew over the CF's head, Soler with a dong and a 2-RBI hustling double and Russell went 3-for-3.

It all seems like too much good stuff too soon, like I need to pinch myself.  

Breathe.

Ground-rule double doubles are rare indeed.

A "ground rule double double" is what you're mandated to order at Inn N Out.

(http://b.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/fastcompany/imagecache/inline-large/inline/2013/11/3021307-inline-fb-likebutton-printpackaging.jpg)

Also, is "Inn N Out" a hotel with awesome cheeseburgers? If so, I need a week's vacation.

The second "n" is for "BYOBB"
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2015, 02:20:11 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on March 16, 2015, 11:45:47 AM
Also, is "Inn N Out" a hotel with awesome cheeseburgers? If so, I need a week's vacation.

A hotel that charges by the hour.

Which should be long enough to enjoy some awesome cheeseburgers.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: CBStew on March 16, 2015, 05:02:24 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2015, 02:20:11 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on March 16, 2015, 11:45:47 AM
Also, is "Inn N Out" a hotel with awesome cheeseburgers? If so, I need a week's vacation.

A hotel that charges by the hour.

Which should be long enough to enjoy some awesome cheeseburgers.
A guest at a hotel that charges by the hour.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 31, 2015, 07:37:50 AM
I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 31, 2015, 09:06:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 07:37:50 AM
I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 31, 2015, 09:27:31 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 31, 2015, 09:06:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 07:37:50 AM
I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

4HR, couple doubles, couple triples, .391 OPB and .756 slugging.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 31, 2015, 09:28:27 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 09:27:31 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 31, 2015, 09:06:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 07:37:50 AM
I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

Can't someone else do it?
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: InternetApex on March 31, 2015, 09:40:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 31, 2015, 09:28:27 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 09:27:31 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 31, 2015, 09:06:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 07:37:50 AM
I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

Can't someone else do it?

It's not as if anyone else cares enough about Matt Sczczur's stats to actually look them up. It seems like if you want to have Matt Sczczur talk, you ought to bring everything to the table yourself. I'm pretty sure the spelling of that guy's name is made up. It's arrogant and I'm not spending another second on that dude (||).
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Saul Goodman on March 31, 2015, 11:25:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 09:27:31 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 31, 2015, 09:06:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 07:37:50 AM
I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

4HR, couple doubles, couple triples, .391 OPB and .756 slugging.

The whole on percentage base?
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 31, 2015, 11:56:32 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 31, 2015, 11:25:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 09:27:31 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 31, 2015, 09:06:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 07:37:50 AM
I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

4HR, couple doubles, couple triples, .391 OPB and .756 slugging.

The whole on percentage base?

Goddamnit, I've been writing an Operations Procedure Book at work and have fucking OPB on the brain.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: SKO on March 31, 2015, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 11:56:32 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 31, 2015, 11:25:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 09:27:31 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 31, 2015, 09:06:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 07:37:50 AM
I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

4HR, couple doubles, couple triples, .391 OPB and .756 slugging.

The whole on percentage base?

Goddamnit, I've been writing an Operations Procedure Book at work and have fucking OPB on the brain.

I do enjoy that spring training stats are meaningless when you're discussing Matt Szczur and Mike Olt (because of course those guys suck it's just spring training folks), not even mentioned when discussing Addison Russell, and yet proof positive that Kris Bryant is ready to win league MVP's and it's a crime against humanity if he doesn't start opening day.
Title: Re: 2015 Splooge Training
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 31, 2015, 12:59:30 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 31, 2015, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 11:56:32 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 31, 2015, 11:25:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 09:27:31 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 31, 2015, 09:06:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 31, 2015, 07:37:50 AM
I was looking at the Cubs' spring training stats, and I'm pretty sure Matt Sczczur's are made up.

Thanks for posting them.  Good talk, Russ.

Sorry, I forgot you don't know how to Internet.

4HR, couple doubles, couple triples, .391 OPB and .756 slugging.

The whole on percentage base?

Goddamnit, I've been writing an Operations Procedure Book at work and have fucking OPB on the brain.

I do enjoy that spring training stats are meaningless when you're discussing Matt Szczur and Mike Olt (because of course those guys suck it's just spring training folks), not even mentioned when discussing Addison Russell, and yet proof positive that Kris Bryant is ready to win league MVP's and it's a crime against humanity if he doesn't start opening day.

Not to mention Anthony Rizzo is a fucking stiff coming off a career year.