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Poll
Question: If so, which actor/actress is closest to getting his/her Oscar revoked?
Option 1: Robin Williams votes: 1
Option 2: Whoopi Goldberg votes: 13
Option 3: Angelina Jolie votes: 7
Option 4: Mira Sorvino votes: 1
Option 5: Cuba Gooding Jr. votes: 9
Title: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: forklift on March 20, 2005, 02:22:07 AM

None of these have made a decent movie since winning the Oscar. I didn't include Affleck, since his Oscar is for screenplay...
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: CT on March 20, 2005, 11:13:48 AM
I went with Cuba Gooding Jr., since I still have nightmare's about those damn Pepsi commercials he did.

What'd Whoopi Goldberg win for, Ghost?  Actually, looking at this list, I think maybe the voting status of the Academy members is what needs to be revoked.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Brian on March 21, 2005, 11:06:17 AM
Whoopi won for the Color Purple (pretty sure).
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: CT on March 21, 2005, 11:15:51 AM
Quote from: Brian on March 21, 2005, 11:06:17 AM
Whoopi won for the Color Purple (pretty sure).

Nah, I checked it out on IMDB and she was nominated for Color Purple but lost.  The Oscar win was for Ghost.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Chuck on March 21, 2005, 11:29:04 AM
Kevin Costner for "Dances with Cliches"
"Forest Gump (aka Running to Nowhere)" for winning over Shawshank.
James Cameron for "Titanicly Boring" over "Good Will Hunting."
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: MikeC on March 22, 2005, 12:41:10 PM
I think the all-time worst was having Shakespeare In Love winning out over Saving Private Ryan.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: thehawk on March 22, 2005, 01:54:00 PM
Go a bit further back...

1942 How Green Was my Valley wins over...... Citizen Kane

1981 Ordinary People wins over ....Raging Bull

1991  Dances with Wolves wins over .... Goodfellas

Can they take back all of Kostner's Oscars?
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: CT on March 22, 2005, 02:12:44 PM

1976 Rocky wins over......Taxi Driver.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Chuck on March 22, 2005, 02:17:29 PM
Hollywood hates Scorsese.  They hate that he goes overseas to film a lot of his flics.  I was told on the night of this year's oscars by a retired assistant studio head that they were never going to give Martin his due because they just don't like him.

Raging Bull
Goodfellas
Taxi Driver
The Aviator

There ya go.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: CT on March 22, 2005, 02:24:35 PM
Quote from: Chuck on March 22, 2005, 02:17:29 PM
Hollywood hates Scorsese.  They hate that he goes overseas to film a lot of his flics.  I was told on the night of this year's oscars by a retired assistant studio head that they were never going to give Martin his due because they just don't like him.

Raging Bull
Goodfellas
Taxi Driver
The Aviator

There ya go.

Hey, they gave Roman Polanski an Oscar, and he's been overseas for years.  Of course, that's because he's dodging a rape conviction.

Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Chuck on March 22, 2005, 02:35:00 PM
Quote from: CT on March 22, 2005, 02:24:35 PM
Hey, they gave Roman Polanski an Oscar, and he's been overseas for years. 

When hadicapping Oscar wins, Rule #1 is that Holocaust stories trump everything.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: MikeC on March 22, 2005, 02:59:09 PM
So what is the excuse for never giving Clint Eastword a best actor award?
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: forklift on March 25, 2005, 09:41:34 PM
Quote from: CT on March 22, 2005, 02:24:35 PM
Quote from: Chuck on March 22, 2005, 02:17:29 PM
Hollywood hates Scorsese.  They hate that he goes overseas to film a lot of his flics.  I was told on the night of this year's oscars by a retired assistant studio head that they were never going to give Martin his due because they just don't like him.

Raging Bull
Goodfellas
Taxi Driver
The Aviator

There ya go.

Hey, they gave Roman Polanski an Oscar, and he's been overseas for years.  Of course, that's because he's dodging a rape conviction.



Yeah, they booed a director (who won for making a political documentary) for making a political statement, and gave a standing ovation to a child molester.

Morans.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: forklift on March 25, 2005, 09:43:24 PM
Quote from: MikeC on March 22, 2005, 12:41:10 PM
I think the all-time worst was having Shakespeare In Love winning out over Saving Private Ryan.

"Ryan" won best screenplay, best cinematography and best director. Which means it was the best written, best shot, and best directed picture. The Weinsteins just called in every favor they had.

Although, Gwynneth showed her boobies, and there were no boobies in "Saving Private Ryan"...
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Rooster on March 26, 2005, 08:37:33 AM
Quote from: forklift on March 25, 2005, 09:43:24 PM
Quote from: MikeC on March 22, 2005, 12:41:10 PM
I think the all-time worst was having Shakespeare In Love winning out over Saving Private Ryan.

"Ryan" won best screenplay, best cinematography and best director. Which means it was the best written, best shot, and best directed picture. The Weinsteins just called in every favor they had.

Although, Gwynneth showed her boobies, and there were no boobies in "Saving Private Ryan"...

mmmmmm........boobies...
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Tonker on April 27, 2005, 04:33:01 AM
I can't believe that DeNiro's not on this list.  He's been churning out shite for years now.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: CT on April 27, 2005, 08:47:41 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 27, 2005, 04:33:01 AM
I can't believe that DeNiro's not on this list.  He's been churning out shite for years now.

Yeah, but he still scares us.  Besides, you've got to take Pesci's Oscar back first.

Gone Fishing?
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Ivy6 on March 07, 2010, 02:36:10 PM
Bumped for the inevitable Sandra Bullock win tonight.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Weebs on March 07, 2010, 05:11:53 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on March 07, 2010, 02:36:10 PM
Bumped for the inevitable Sandra Bullock win tonight.

Why?  Because Michael Oher is black?  Racist.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 07, 2010, 11:04:22 PM
Quote from: Weebs on March 07, 2010, 05:11:53 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on March 07, 2010, 02:36:10 PM
Bumped for the inevitable Sandra Bullock win tonight.

Why?  Because Michael Oher is black?  Racist.

I was gonna say that Oher got robbed, but I'm not sure how he even got nominated for best actress.

Guess Oprah's got a lot of pull.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: BBM on March 07, 2010, 11:54:51 PM
Mark it down the 2011 academy award for best director will either go to Rowdy Herrington or the guy who directed Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:34:48 AM
Farah Fawcett was forgotten off the dead montage.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:34:48 AM
Farah Fawcett was forgotten off the dead montage.

Bea Arthur, too.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:29:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:34:48 AM
Farah Fawcett was forgotten off the dead montage.

Bea Arthur, too.

And Ed McMahon.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Ivy6 on March 08, 2010, 01:04:09 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:29:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:34:48 AM
Farah Fawcett was forgotten off the dead montage.

Bea Arthur, too.

And Ed McMahon.

Why don't you guys just watch the Emmys, where TV stars supposedly matter?
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 08, 2010, 01:06:17 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on March 08, 2010, 01:04:09 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:29:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:34:48 AM
Farah Fawcett was forgotten off the dead montage.

Bea Arthur, too.

And Ed McMahon.

Why don't you guys just watch the Emmys, where TV stars supposedly matter?

You've obviously forgotten Farrah's epic work in "Logan's Run", and Ed's star turn in "Fun With Dick & Jane"...

It stinks...ON ICE!!!
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 01:07:03 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on March 08, 2010, 01:04:09 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:29:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:34:48 AM
Farah Fawcett was forgotten off the dead montage.

Bea Arthur, too.

And Ed McMahon.

Why don't you guys just watch the Emmys, where TV stars supposedly matter?

Obviously you never saw this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_People_%281999_film%29)

Also, pretty sure that any of those 3 have more claim to "movies" than Michael Jackson.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Ivy6 on March 08, 2010, 01:58:53 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 01:07:03 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on March 08, 2010, 01:04:09 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:29:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:34:48 AM
Farah Fawcett was forgotten off the dead montage.

Bea Arthur, too.

And Ed McMahon.

Why don't you guys just watch the Emmys, where TV stars supposedly matter?

Obviously you never saw this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_People_%281999_film%29)

Also, pretty sure that any of those 3 have more claim to "movies" than Michael Jackson.

How many themes to "Free Willy" did either write?  How many movies did they appear in AFTER their death?  Huh, thought so.  Case: closed.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Pre on March 08, 2010, 02:18:32 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on March 08, 2010, 01:58:53 PM
How many themes to "Free Willy" did either write?

2?
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: MAD on March 08, 2010, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 01:07:03 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on March 08, 2010, 01:04:09 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:29:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:34:48 AM
Farah Fawcett was forgotten off the dead montage.

Bea Arthur, too.

And Ed McMahon.

Why don't you guys just watch the Emmys, where TV stars supposedly matter?

Obviously you never saw this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_People_%281999_film%29)

Also, pretty sure that any of those 3 have more claim to "movies" than Michael Jackson.

What'd you got against "The Wiz"?  If "Ease on the Down the Road" isn't an iconic song from a motion-picture musical, then I don't know what is.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: BH on March 08, 2010, 05:02:10 PM
I thought Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin did a nice job.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 05:15:43 PM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 05:02:10 PM
I thought Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin did a nice job.

There you go with your trademark hipster sarcasm again.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: CBStew on March 08, 2010, 06:18:08 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 08, 2010, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 01:07:03 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on March 08, 2010, 01:04:09 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 08, 2010, 10:29:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 08, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:34:48 AM
Farah Fawcett was forgotten off the dead montage.

Bea Arthur, too.

And Ed McMahon.

Why don't you guys just watch the Emmys, where TV stars supposedly matter?

Obviously you never saw this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_People_%281999_film%29)

Also, pretty sure that any of those 3 have more claim to "movies" than Michael Jackson.

What'd you got against "The Wiz"?  If "Ease on the Down the Road" isn't an iconic song from a motion-picture musical, then I don't know what is.

Can't argue with that
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: PenFoe on March 10, 2010, 11:11:28 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:34:48 AM
Farah Fawcett was forgotten off the dead montage.

"Yeah, uh...sorry about that." (http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2010/03/10/20100310academy-sorry-fawcett-omission.html)
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2010, 01:45:10 PM
Precious is NOT beautiful, for the record.  Howard Stern is right about her.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: BH on March 10, 2010, 01:48:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2010, 01:45:10 PM
Precious is NOT beautiful, for the record.  Howard Stern is right about her.

Who said she was, Thrill or Ian?
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2010, 03:51:25 PM
Quote from: BH on March 10, 2010, 01:48:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2010, 01:45:10 PM
Precious is NOT beautiful, for the record.  Howard Stern is right about her.

Who said she was, Thrill or Ian?

Everyone who talked about her or interviewed her at the Oscars.  Fuck Hollywood.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Slaky on March 10, 2010, 09:37:38 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2010, 03:51:25 PM
Quote from: BH on March 10, 2010, 01:48:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2010, 01:45:10 PM
Precious is NOT beautiful, for the record.  Howard Stern is right about her.

Who said she was, Thrill or Ian?

Everyone who talked about her or interviewed her at the Oscars.  Fuck Hollywood.

Since when are morbidly obese people not considered gorgeous?
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 11, 2010, 07:35:29 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 10, 2010, 09:37:38 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2010, 03:51:25 PM
Quote from: BH on March 10, 2010, 01:48:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2010, 01:45:10 PM
Precious is NOT beautiful, for the record.  Howard Stern is right about her.

Who said she was, Thrill or Ian?

Everyone who talked about her or interviewed her at the Oscars.  Fuck Hollywood.

Since when are morbidly obese people not considered gorgeous?

When they get blogs made out of their skin.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: BH on March 11, 2010, 03:49:39 PM
Typecast (http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/10/gabourey.sidibe.career/index.html?hpt=C1).

""What movie could she play in?" Stern questioned on his live broadcast. "You feel bad because everyone pretends that she's part of show business, and she's never going to be in another movie."

The comments made on Stern's show sparked a heated debate among moviegoers and industry observers, with some believing the shock-jock was simply saying what everyone else is thinking.

Jeffrey Wells, a columnist who's lent his candid perspective on the industry to a variety of outlets over the years and now blogs about it on HollywoodElsewhere.com, said in an e-mail, "Gabby is a lovely person and a fine actress, but the hard fact is that she's way, way too fat," adding that the actress will suffer from health problems as well as limited career opportunities if she doesn't lose weight.

"I don't want Gabby to not work, but the only roles she'll have a shot at playing will be down-market moms and hard-luck girls working at Wal-Mart," Wells continued. "No casting director would choose her to play anyone in the upscale executive world ... because no one in the executive world looks like her.""
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Slaky on March 11, 2010, 10:11:53 PM
Quote from: BH on March 11, 2010, 03:49:39 PM
Typecast (http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/10/gabourey.sidibe.career/index.html?hpt=C1).

""What movie could she play in?" Stern questioned on his live broadcast. "You feel bad because everyone pretends that she's part of show business, and she's never going to be in another movie."

The comments made on Stern's show sparked a heated debate among moviegoers and industry observers, with some believing the shock-jock was simply saying what everyone else is thinking.

Jeffrey Wells, a columnist who's lent his candid perspective on the industry to a variety of outlets over the years and now blogs about it on HollywoodElsewhere.com, said in an e-mail, "Gabby is a lovely person and a fine actress, but the hard fact is that she's way, way too fat," adding that the actress will suffer from health problems as well as limited career opportunities if she doesn't lose weight.

"I don't want Gabby to not work, but the only roles she'll have a shot at playing will be down-market moms and hard-luck girls working at Wal-Mart," Wells continued. "No casting director would choose her to play anyone in the upscale executive world ... because no one in the executive world looks like her.""

It's nice how you can't say true things about huge fat people without getting killed by all the wonderful, kind-hearted people who never, EVER make fun of fat people. It's good to know all these wonderful people are out there fighting injustice and name calling. I hope to meet one of them some day.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: PenFoe on March 12, 2010, 10:23:55 AM
Here's the Stern clip.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVzv-SmPtbU&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Doc on March 14, 2010, 04:08:43 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 11, 2010, 10:11:53 PM
Quote from: BH on March 11, 2010, 03:49:39 PM
Typecast (http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/10/gabourey.sidibe.career/index.html?hpt=C1).

""What movie could she play in?" Stern questioned on his live broadcast. "You feel bad because everyone pretends that she's part of show business, and she's never going to be in another movie."

The comments made on Stern's show sparked a heated debate among moviegoers and industry observers, with some believing the shock-jock was simply saying what everyone else is thinking.

Jeffrey Wells, a columnist who's lent his candid perspective on the industry to a variety of outlets over the years and now blogs about it on HollywoodElsewhere.com, said in an e-mail, "Gabby is a lovely person and a fine actress, but the hard fact is that she's way, way too fat," adding that the actress will suffer from health problems as well as limited career opportunities if she doesn't lose weight.

"I don't want Gabby to not work, but the only roles she'll have a shot at playing will be down-market moms and hard-luck girls working at Wal-Mart," Wells continued. "No casting director would choose her to play anyone in the upscale executive world ... because no one in the executive world looks like her.""

It's nice how you can't say true things about huge fat people without getting killed by all the wonderful, kind-hearted people who never, EVER make fun of fat people. It's good to know all these wonderful people are out there fighting injustice and name calling. I hope to meet one of them some day.

Name's Doc. Nice to meet you, Chubsie.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Richard Chuggar on March 14, 2010, 03:30:39 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 12, 2010, 10:23:55 AM
Here's the Stern clip.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVzv-SmPtbU&feature=player_embedded)

I don't get what the debate is about?
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 14, 2010, 04:58:39 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on March 14, 2010, 03:30:39 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 12, 2010, 10:23:55 AM
Here's the Stern clip.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVzv-SmPtbU&feature=player_embedded)

I don't get what the debate is about?

I'm gonna say: probably.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Canadouche on March 15, 2010, 12:44:26 PM
Maybe she'll get a gig on a TV show where she is stranded on a mysterious island, yet manages not to lose any weight. 
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: CBStew on March 15, 2010, 12:51:01 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on March 15, 2010, 12:44:26 PM
Maybe she'll get a gig on a TV show where she is stranded on a mysterious island, yet manages not to lose any weight. 

And for some unknown reason the other people who are stranded with her disappear one by one.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: BH on March 15, 2010, 12:54:00 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 15, 2010, 12:51:01 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on March 15, 2010, 12:44:26 PM
Maybe she'll get a gig on a TV show where she is stranded on a mysterious island, yet manages not to lose any weight. 

And for some unknown reason the other people who are stranded with her disappear one by one. 3 at a time.

Truth'd.
Title: Re: Can they take an Oscar back?
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2010, 01:07:36 PM
Quote from: BH on March 15, 2010, 12:54:00 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 15, 2010, 12:51:01 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on March 15, 2010, 12:44:26 PM
Maybe she'll get a gig on a TV show where she is stranded on a mysterious island, yet manages not to lose any weight. 

And for some unknown reason the other people who are stranded with her disappear one by one. 3 at a time.

Truth'd.

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