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Title: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:33:02 AM
Will this do?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:36:15 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:33:02 AM
Will this do?

Less shitty, but still shitty.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:37:09 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:36:15 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:33:02 AM
Will this do?

Less shitty, but still shitty.

The Force Arrives didn't even make any fucking sense, man. None at all. At least the splooge makes sense.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:38:19 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:36:15 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:33:02 AM
Will this do?

Less shitty, but still shitty.

To be fair, Chuck, you forced our hand a bit there.  Creativity isn't nurtured by having to rush to prevent an atrocity.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:38:54 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:37:09 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:36:15 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2016, 08:33:02 AM
Will this do?

Less shitty, but still shitty.

The Force Arrives didn't even make any fucking sense, man. None at all. At least the splooge makes sense.

You wanted "Awakens"? They woke up last year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 04, 2016, 08:43:32 AM
2016 Cubs: Going in dry on the National League
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 04, 2016, 09:04:49 AM
Dong Fest 2016?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on April 04, 2016, 09:28:50 AM
The 2016 Cubs: I Am Pretty Optimistic
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 09:31:06 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 04, 2016, 09:28:50 AM
The 2016 Cubs: I Am Pretty, Optimistic

FTFY
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on April 04, 2016, 09:46:11 AM
Good lord, Chuck's title was worse than Bonk-level terrible.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 04, 2016, 10:34:33 AM
The 2016 Cubs: You Live at Home With Your Mom.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 04, 2016, 11:29:17 AM
I've been waiting all offseason for the force to arrive!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 04, 2016, 12:56:10 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year again.

Durocher Cubs'd.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.
Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on April 04, 2016, 02:40:25 PM
Lineup is in:

CF  Fowler
RF  Heyward
2B  Zobrist
1B  Rizzo
3B  Bryant
LF  Schwarber
DH  Soler
C   Montero
SS Russell

Does this mean Maddon trusts Schwarber's LF defense more than Soler's at this point? Also I'd rather have Bryant hitting 3rd and getting a potential extra AB instead of Zobrist.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 04, 2016, 02:42:05 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 04, 2016, 02:40:25 PM
Lineup is in:

CF  Fowler
RF  Heyward
2B  Zobrist
1B  Rizzo
3B  Bryant
LF  Schwarber
RF  Soler
C   Montero
SS Russell

Does this mean Maddon trusts Schwarber's LF defense more than Soler's at this point? Also I'd rather have Bryant hitting 3rd and getting a potential extra AB instead of Zobrist.

I know Soler was bad in RF last year, but putting another RF out there as his minder is just piling on.

I also vote for more ABs for KB. 
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 04, 2016, 02:43:23 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 04, 2016, 02:42:05 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 04, 2016, 02:40:25 PM
Lineup is in:

CF  Fowler
RF  Heyward
2B  Zobrist
1B  Rizzo
3B  Bryant
LF  Schwarber
RF  Soler
C   Montero
SS Russell

Does this mean Maddon trusts Schwarber's LF defense more than Soler's at this point? Also I'd rather have Bryant hitting 3rd and getting a potential extra AB instead of Zobrist.

I know Soler was bad in RF last year, but putting another RF out there as his minder is just piling on.

Let me know when the Cubs lineup is in ok?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 04, 2016, 02:45:57 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 04, 2016, 02:43:23 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 04, 2016, 02:42:05 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 04, 2016, 02:40:25 PM
Lineup is in:

CF  Fowler
RF  Heyward
2B  Zobrist
1B  Rizzo
3B  Bryant
LF  Schwarber
RF  Soler
C   Montero
SS Russell

Does this mean Maddon trusts Schwarber's LF defense more than Soler's at this point? Also I'd rather have Bryant hitting 3rd and getting a potential extra AB instead of Zobrist.

I know Soler was bad in RF last year, but putting another RF out there as his minder is just piling on.

Let me know when the Cubs lineup is in ok?

It's in, and it's spectacular.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 04, 2016, 02:53:52 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 04, 2016, 02:40:25 PM
Lineup is in:

CF  Fowler
RF  Heyward
2B  Zobrist
1B  Rizzo
3B  Bryant
LF  Schwarber
DH  Soler
C   Montero
SS Russell

Does this mean Maddon trusts Schwarber's LF defense more than Soler's at this point? Also I'd rather have Bryant hitting 3rd and getting a potential extra AB instead of Zobrist.

I'm fine with batting Bryant 5th on principle but I like Zobrist batting 5th behind those four high OBP guys because Zobrist's contact skills would seemingly come in handy in some run producing spots, whereas Bryant's power will play anywhere.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 04, 2016, 03:04:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 02:53:52 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 04, 2016, 02:40:25 PM
Lineup is in:

CF  Fowler
RF  Heyward
2B  Zobrist
1B  Rizzo
3B  Bryant
LF  Schwarber
DH  Soler
C   Montero
SS Russell

Does this mean Maddon trusts Schwarber's LF defense more than Soler's at this point? Also I'd rather have Bryant hitting 3rd and getting a potential extra AB instead of Zobrist.

I'm fine with batting Bryant 5th on principle but I like Zobrist batting 5th behind those four high OBP guys because Zobrist's contact skills would seemingly come in handy in some run producing spots, whereas Bryant's power will play anywhere.

I think Maddon takes into account things like batter vs. pitcher, ballpark familiarity and other stuff that only his genius mind can conceive when putting together his lineups. And I really like you guys and don't mind reading your baseball lineup ideas. So post away. But Joe's are better.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 04, 2016, 03:05:55 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 04, 2016, 03:04:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 02:53:52 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 04, 2016, 02:40:25 PM
Lineup is in:

CF  Fowler
RF  Heyward
2B  Zobrist
1B  Rizzo
3B  Bryant
LF  Schwarber
DH  Soler
C   Montero
SS Russell

Does this mean Maddon trusts Schwarber's LF defense more than Soler's at this point? Also I'd rather have Bryant hitting 3rd and getting a potential extra AB instead of Zobrist.

I'm fine with batting Bryant 5th on principle but I like Zobrist batting 5th behind those four high OBP guys because Zobrist's contact skills would seemingly come in handy in some run producing spots, whereas Bryant's power will play anywhere.

I think Maddon takes into account things like batter vs. pitcher, ballpark familiarity and other stuff that only his genius mind can conceive when putting together his lineups. And I really like you guys and don't mind reading your baseball lineup ideas. So post away. But Joe's are better.

I get it, I'm hardly bitching. Joe could arrange 1-7 in that lineup however he wants and not be wrong. These are heady times. Plus it's Joe, the odds of Bryant sticking in the 5 hole long enough for it to cost him any significant amount of ABs over the course of a season is miniscule, I doubt we see the same lineup tomorrow.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on April 04, 2016, 03:08:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 03:05:55 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 04, 2016, 03:04:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 02:53:52 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 04, 2016, 02:40:25 PM
Lineup is in:

CF  Fowler
RF  Heyward
2B  Zobrist
1B  Rizzo
3B  Bryant
LF  Schwarber
DH  Soler
C   Montero
SS Russell

Does this mean Maddon trusts Schwarber's LF defense more than Soler's at this point? Also I'd rather have Bryant hitting 3rd and getting a potential extra AB instead of Zobrist.

I'm fine with batting Bryant 5th on principle but I like Zobrist batting 5th behind those four high OBP guys because Zobrist's contact skills would seemingly come in handy in some run producing spots, whereas Bryant's power will play anywhere.

I think Maddon takes into account things like batter vs. pitcher, ballpark familiarity and other stuff that only his genius mind can conceive when putting together his lineups. And I really like you guys and don't mind reading your baseball lineup ideas. So post away. But Joe's are better.

I get it, I'm hardly bitching. Joe could arrange 1-7 in that lineup however he wants and not be wrong. These are heady times. Plus it's Joe, the odds of Bryant sticking in the 5 hole long enough for it to cost him any significant amount of ABs over the course of a season is miniscule, I doubt we see the same lineup tomorrow.

They're playing a lefty tomorrow, so I really doubt it'll be the same.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 04, 2016, 03:13:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 04, 2016, 03:08:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 03:05:55 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 04, 2016, 03:04:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 02:53:52 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 04, 2016, 02:40:25 PM
Lineup is in:

CF  Fowler
RF  Heyward
2B  Zobrist
1B  Rizzo
3B  Bryant
LF  Schwarber
DH  Soler
C   Montero
SS Russell

Does this mean Maddon trusts Schwarber's LF defense more than Soler's at this point? Also I'd rather have Bryant hitting 3rd and getting a potential extra AB instead of Zobrist.

I'm fine with batting Bryant 5th on principle but I like Zobrist batting 5th behind those four high OBP guys because Zobrist's contact skills would seemingly come in handy in some run producing spots, whereas Bryant's power will play anywhere.

I think Maddon takes into account things like batter vs. pitcher, ballpark familiarity and other stuff that only his genius mind can conceive when putting together his lineups. And I really like you guys and don't mind reading your baseball lineup ideas. So post away. But Joe's are better.

I get it, I'm hardly bitching. Joe could arrange 1-7 in that lineup however he wants and not be wrong. These are heady times. Plus it's Joe, the odds of Bryant sticking in the 5 hole long enough for it to cost him any significant amount of ABs over the course of a season is miniscule, I doubt we see the same lineup tomorrow.

They're playing a lefty tomorrow, so I really doubt it'll be the same.

Joe has said when a lefty is starting, Bryant hits 3rd and Zobrist hits 5th.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on April 04, 2016, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.
Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

I think we already kinda knew that Stew. I suppose we'll still put up with you.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 04, 2016, 05:41:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 04, 2016, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.
Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

I think we already kinda knew that Stew. I suppose we'll still put up with you.

I thought he was Bernie Sanders
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on April 05, 2016, 06:53:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 05:41:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 04, 2016, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.
Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

I think we already kinda knew that Stew. I suppose we'll still put up with you.

I thought he was Bernie Sanders

Bernie WISHES he had Stew's glorious head of hair.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on April 05, 2016, 09:21:43 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 05, 2016, 06:53:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 05:41:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 04, 2016, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.
Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

I think we already kinda knew that Stew. I suppose we'll still put up with you.

I thought he was Bernie Sanders

Bernie WISHES he had Stew's glorious head of hair.

I wish I had Stew's glorious head of hair.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on April 05, 2016, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.

And we have a black president and, pretty soon, about half the US population will live under the influence of legalized pot.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 05, 2016, 11:32:18 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 05, 2016, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.

And we have a black president and, pretty soon, about half the US population will live under the influence of legalized pot yoke of a female anti-christ.



Hillary'd.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 05, 2016, 12:28:24 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.
Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

If I judged you all by your special ed political leanings, I'd have no internet friends now would I?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 05, 2016, 12:44:08 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 05, 2016, 12:28:24 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.
Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

If I judged you all by your special ed political leanings, I'd have no internet friends now would I?

Maybe don't throw stones when a large chunk of people who share your apparently "non" special ed political leanings are nominating a fascist oompa loompa.

Also maybe don't use special ed as an insult.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on April 05, 2016, 12:49:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 05, 2016, 12:44:08 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 05, 2016, 12:28:24 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.
Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

If I judged you all by your special ed political leanings, I'd have no internet friends now would I?

Maybe don't throw stones when a large chunk of people who share your apparently "non" special ed political leanings are nominating a fascist oompa loompa.

Also maybe don't use special ed as an insult.

Hey, he didn't refer to anyone as a terrorist, so maybe this is progress.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on April 05, 2016, 02:09:15 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 05, 2016, 09:21:43 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 05, 2016, 06:53:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 05:41:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 04, 2016, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.
Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

I think we already kinda knew that Stew. I suppose we'll still put up with you.

I thought he was Bernie Sanders

Bernie WISHES he had Stew's glorious head of hair.

I wish I had Stew's glorious head of hair.

Yeah, come to think of it, I probably shouldn't throw stones.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 05, 2016, 03:52:48 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 05, 2016, 02:09:15 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 05, 2016, 09:21:43 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 05, 2016, 06:53:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 05:41:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 04, 2016, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 04, 2016, 12:04:33 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 04, 2016, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 04, 2016, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew

I like the third one, but without the comma.

I actually agree with Chuck, except I think the comma should stand, man.

It's time for dongs to propagate throughout the National League and some American League ballparks at sporadic, inane times during the season...like Opening Day. Because that makes a fuck ton of sense.

Anyway, OPENING DAY!
Maybe I should post this in the "I admit it" thread.  I knew that the Cubs were opening with the Angels, so last night when I saw yesterday's box score I thought that was it.  I wondered why the Cubs would go with their number 5 pitcher on opening day, but then I chalked it off to Maddon being some kind of genius with the lineup and that this experiment misfired.  Give me a break, I am an octogenarian now

You are so inherently likable.

Who'da thunk it, Stew? You made it to gheys getting hitched and the Cubs being legit World Series contenders for not just one year, but more than one year.
Likable?  I am going to vote for Bernie Sanders.  How do you like me now?

I think we already kinda knew that Stew. I suppose we'll still put up with you.

I thought he was Bernie Sanders

Bernie WISHES he had Stew's glorious head of hair.

I wish I had Stew's glorious head of hair.

Yeah, come to think of it, I probably shouldn't throw stones.

You say "stones" and Stew thinks "kidney."
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 05, 2016, 07:49:31 PM
On the train for the game. If anyone's ever been to an Angels game and found good food, please share.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 06, 2016, 07:19:44 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

You should have found TIME TO POST that you were going to the game sooner - Oleg was there.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on April 06, 2016, 08:50:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Exactly. He gets hit more than anyone. Just like anyone who stands on top of the plate. Rizzo beat cancer. You think he's a afraid of a baseball? Or an entire dugout of men? Nope.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 06, 2016, 08:54:09 AM
This team has scored 15 runs in 2 games with Bryant and Russell taking two collars and Schwarber one.

This fucking team.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on April 06, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Where were you with Fernando Vina as a Cardinal? Because irregardless of the accuracy in this statement, I recall him jumping in front of the plate to get hit all the time. Also, he usually ran about 5 feet up when hitting some slap single
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Where were you with Fernando Vina as a Cardinal? Because irregardless of the accuracy in this statement, I recall him jumping in front of the plate to get hit all the time. Also, he usually ran about 5 feet up when hitting some slap single

I fucking hated him, but that had nothing to do with it. If it's legal, I don't have a beef with it. I don't like the way Carter Capps had that fucked up delivery, but that's because I think it actually IS illegal and they just don't call him on it. Fortunately God took away his elbow ligaments as punishment when the umps wouldn't do it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 06, 2016, 09:20:35 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Where were you with Fernando Vina as a Cardinal? Because irregardless of the accuracy in this statement, I recall him jumping in front of the plate to get hit all the time. Also, he usually ran about 5 feet up when hitting some slap single

I fucking hated him, but that had nothing to do with it. If it's legal, I don't have a beef with it. I don't like the way Carter Capps had that fucked up delivery, but that's because I think it actually IS illegal and they just don't call him on it. Fortunately God took away his elbow ligaments as punishment when the umps wouldn't do it.

It bugged me when Bonds did it because he had that Darth Vader arm protector grandfathered in. Like the best of hitter of our generation who did more drugs than Tony Montana needed another advantage. Bonds was a weirdo and couldn't stand him. So wherever he stood and whatever he wore would have annoyed me. But that shit wasn't fair. What Rizzo is doing - or what Fernando Vina did, don't bother me. For some guys it's hard to hit an inside pitch when you're that close. If you can do what they're doing and still rake, well, damn.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:34:43 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 06, 2016, 09:20:35 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Where were you with Fernando Vina as a Cardinal? Because irregardless of the accuracy in this statement, I recall him jumping in front of the plate to get hit all the time. Also, he usually ran about 5 feet up when hitting some slap single

I fucking hated him, but that had nothing to do with it. If it's legal, I don't have a beef with it. I don't like the way Carter Capps had that fucked up delivery, but that's because I think it actually IS illegal and they just don't call him on it. Fortunately God took away his elbow ligaments as punishment when the umps wouldn't do it.

It bugged me when Bonds did it because he had that Darth Vader arm protector grandfathered in. Like the best of hitter of our generation who did more drugs than Tony Montana needed another advantage. Bonds was a weirdo and couldn't stand him. So wherever he stood and whatever he wore would have annoyed me. But that shit wasn't fair. What Rizzo is doing - or what Fernando Vina did, don't bother me. For some guys it's hard to hit an inside pitch when you're that close. If you can do what they're doing and still rake, well, damn.

I seem to remember Sosa getting beaned in the head sometime in 03/04 and then moving a bit farther off the plate as a result and then he seemed to struggle more with getting to those outside pitches. It takes some guts to stay that close to the plate and deal with the potential consequences, so if a guy is willing to do it I won't bitch.

But yea the Bonds arm protector was bullshit.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on April 06, 2016, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:34:43 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 06, 2016, 09:20:35 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Where were you with Fernando Vina as a Cardinal? Because irregardless of the accuracy in this statement, I recall him jumping in front of the plate to get hit all the time. Also, he usually ran about 5 feet up when hitting some slap single

I fucking hated him, but that had nothing to do with it. If it's legal, I don't have a beef with it. I don't like the way Carter Capps had that fucked up delivery, but that's because I think it actually IS illegal and they just don't call him on it. Fortunately God took away his elbow ligaments as punishment when the umps wouldn't do it.

It bugged me when Bonds did it because he had that Darth Vader arm protector grandfathered in. Like the best of hitter of our generation who did more drugs than Tony Montana needed another advantage. Bonds was a weirdo and couldn't stand him. So wherever he stood and whatever he wore would have annoyed me. But that shit wasn't fair. What Rizzo is doing - or what Fernando Vina did, don't bother me. For some guys it's hard to hit an inside pitch when you're that close. If you can do what they're doing and still rake, well, damn.

I seem to remember Sosa getting beaned in the head sometime in 03/04 and then moving a bit farther off the plate as a result and then he seemed to struggle more with getting to those outside pitches. It takes some guts to stay that close to the plate and deal with the potential consequences, so if a guy is willing to do it I won't bitch.

But yea the Bonds arm protector was bullshit.

Craig. Biggio.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:38:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 05, 2016, 07:49:31 PM
On the train for the game. If anyone's ever been to an Angels game and found good food, please share.

Damnit, you were at the game?  On Monday after the game, a drunk Oleg walked out and decided to get one of the street hot dogs wrapped in bacon from the street vendors.  The next morning, my anus, stomach, and intestines begun revolting against the rest of my body and a hungover me couldn't do shit to stop them.  I was in a fetal position for a good 3 hours. Lesson learned.

Yesterday, I had a not-so-bad beef brisket sandwich somewhere outside section 235 or so.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 06, 2016, 09:53:47 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:34:43 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 06, 2016, 09:20:35 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Where were you with Fernando Vina as a Cardinal? Because irregardless of the accuracy in this statement, I recall him jumping in front of the plate to get hit all the time. Also, he usually ran about 5 feet up when hitting some slap single

I fucking hated him, but that had nothing to do with it. If it's legal, I don't have a beef with it. I don't like the way Carter Capps had that fucked up delivery, but that's because I think it actually IS illegal and they just don't call him on it. Fortunately God took away his elbow ligaments as punishment when the umps wouldn't do it.

It bugged me when Bonds did it because he had that Darth Vader arm protector grandfathered in. Like the best of hitter of our generation who did more drugs than Tony Montana needed another advantage. Bonds was a weirdo and couldn't stand him. So wherever he stood and whatever he wore would have annoyed me. But that shit wasn't fair. What Rizzo is doing - or what Fernando Vina did, don't bother me. For some guys it's hard to hit an inside pitch when you're that close. If you can do what they're doing and still rake, well, damn.

I seem to remember Sosa getting beaned in the head sometime in 03/04 and then moving a bit farther off the plate as a result and then he seemed to struggle more with getting to those outside pitches. It takes some guts to stay that close to the plate and deal with the potential consequences, so if a guy is willing to do it I won't bitch.

But yea the Bonds arm protector was bullshit.

Ah, yes.

(http://reds.enquirer.com/2003/04/21/sosa_zoom.jpg)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on April 06, 2016, 09:55:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 06, 2016, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:34:43 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 06, 2016, 09:20:35 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Where were you with Fernando Vina as a Cardinal? Because irregardless of the accuracy in this statement, I recall him jumping in front of the plate to get hit all the time. Also, he usually ran about 5 feet up when hitting some slap single

I fucking hated him, but that had nothing to do with it. If it's legal, I don't have a beef with it. I don't like the way Carter Capps had that fucked up delivery, but that's because I think it actually IS illegal and they just don't call him on it. Fortunately God took away his elbow ligaments as punishment when the umps wouldn't do it.

It bugged me when Bonds did it because he had that Darth Vader arm protector grandfathered in. Like the best of hitter of our generation who did more drugs than Tony Montana needed another advantage. Bonds was a weirdo and couldn't stand him. So wherever he stood and whatever he wore would have annoyed me. But that shit wasn't fair. What Rizzo is doing - or what Fernando Vina did, don't bother me. For some guys it's hard to hit an inside pitch when you're that close. If you can do what they're doing and still rake, well, damn.

I seem to remember Sosa getting beaned in the head sometime in 03/04 and then moving a bit farther off the plate as a result and then he seemed to struggle more with getting to those outside pitches. It takes some guts to stay that close to the plate and deal with the potential consequences, so if a guy is willing to do it I won't bitch.

But yea the Bonds arm protector was bullshit.

Craig. Biggio.

Fuck Fernando fucking Vina.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:56:23 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 06, 2016, 09:55:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 06, 2016, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:34:43 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 06, 2016, 09:20:35 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Where were you with Fernando Vina as a Cardinal? Because irregardless of the accuracy in this statement, I recall him jumping in front of the plate to get hit all the time. Also, he usually ran about 5 feet up when hitting some slap single

I fucking hated him, but that had nothing to do with it. If it's legal, I don't have a beef with it. I don't like the way Carter Capps had that fucked up delivery, but that's because I think it actually IS illegal and they just don't call him on it. Fortunately God took away his elbow ligaments as punishment when the umps wouldn't do it.

It bugged me when Bonds did it because he had that Darth Vader arm protector grandfathered in. Like the best of hitter of our generation who did more drugs than Tony Montana needed another advantage. Bonds was a weirdo and couldn't stand him. So wherever he stood and whatever he wore would have annoyed me. But that shit wasn't fair. What Rizzo is doing - or what Fernando Vina did, don't bother me. For some guys it's hard to hit an inside pitch when you're that close. If you can do what they're doing and still rake, well, damn.

I seem to remember Sosa getting beaned in the head sometime in 03/04 and then moving a bit farther off the plate as a result and then he seemed to struggle more with getting to those outside pitches. It takes some guts to stay that close to the plate and deal with the potential consequences, so if a guy is willing to do it I won't bitch.

But yea the Bonds arm protector was bullshit.

Craig. Biggio.

Fuck Fernando fucking Vina.

Didn't Wood once strike him out on a curve ball that ended up hitting him in the ribs?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 06, 2016, 10:14:07 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:56:23 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 06, 2016, 09:55:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 06, 2016, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:34:43 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 06, 2016, 09:20:35 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Where were you with Fernando Vina as a Cardinal? Because irregardless of the accuracy in this statement, I recall him jumping in front of the plate to get hit all the time. Also, he usually ran about 5 feet up when hitting some slap single

I fucking hated him, but that had nothing to do with it. If it's legal, I don't have a beef with it. I don't like the way Carter Capps had that fucked up delivery, but that's because I think it actually IS illegal and they just don't call him on it. Fortunately God took away his elbow ligaments as punishment when the umps wouldn't do it.

It bugged me when Bonds did it because he had that Darth Vader arm protector grandfathered in. Like the best of hitter of our generation who did more drugs than Tony Montana needed another advantage. Bonds was a weirdo and couldn't stand him. So wherever he stood and whatever he wore would have annoyed me. But that shit wasn't fair. What Rizzo is doing - or what Fernando Vina did, don't bother me. For some guys it's hard to hit an inside pitch when you're that close. If you can do what they're doing and still rake, well, damn.

I seem to remember Sosa getting beaned in the head sometime in 03/04 and then moving a bit farther off the plate as a result and then he seemed to struggle more with getting to those outside pitches. It takes some guts to stay that close to the plate and deal with the potential consequences, so if a guy is willing to do it I won't bitch.

But yea the Bonds arm protector was bullshit.

Craig. Biggio.

Fuck Fernando fucking Vina.

Didn't Wood once strike him out on a curve ball that ended up hitting him in the ribs?

I hope so. I think I also remember Chip going apeshit about a defensive play Vina made to kill a rally. I remember hating Vina and Caray with equal venom for days afterward. They played the Caray call of that play on the national highlight shows instead of the Cardinals call. It was too much, man. It was too much. And I had forgotten all about that fucking communist until this morning. So thanks for that.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on April 06, 2016, 10:37:56 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2016, 09:05:49 AMirregardless

No.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 10:58:07 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:38:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 05, 2016, 07:49:31 PM
On the train for the game. If anyone's ever been to an Angels game and found good food, please share.

Damnit, you were at the game?  On Monday after the game, a drunk Oleg walked out and decided to get one of the street hot dogs wrapped in bacon from the street vendors.  The next morning, my anus, stomach, and intestines begun revolting against the rest of my body and a hungover me couldn't do shit to stop them.  I was in a fetal position for a good 3 hours. Lesson learned.

Yesterday, I had a not-so-bad beef brisket sandwich somewhere outside section 235 or so.

I ended up having a Philly cheesesteak that was really good (for ballpark food, mostly because it was cooked fresh) and nachos served in a helmet. What a country.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 06, 2016, 11:20:57 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 10:58:07 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:38:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 05, 2016, 07:49:31 PM
On the train for the game. If anyone's ever been to an Angels game and found good food, please share.

Damnit, you were at the game?  On Monday after the game, a drunk Oleg walked out and decided to get one of the street hot dogs wrapped in bacon from the street vendors.  The next morning, my anus, stomach, and intestines begun revolting against the rest of my body and a hungover me couldn't do shit to stop them.  I was in a fetal position for a good 3 hours. Lesson learned.

Yesterday, I had a not-so-bad beef brisket sandwich somewhere outside section 235 or so.

I ended up having a Philly cheesesteak that was really good (for ballpark food, mostly because it was cooked fresh) and nachos served in a helmet. What a country.

There are a lot of ballparks that have upped their food game pretty considerably. Shit, even Wrigley Field has a Hot Doug's stand.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 06, 2016, 11:54:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:56:23 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 06, 2016, 09:55:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 06, 2016, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:34:43 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 06, 2016, 09:20:35 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Where were you with Fernando Vina as a Cardinal? Because irregardless of the accuracy in this statement, I recall him jumping in front of the plate to get hit all the time. Also, he usually ran about 5 feet up when hitting some slap single

I fucking hated him, but that had nothing to do with it. If it's legal, I don't have a beef with it. I don't like the way Carter Capps had that fucked up delivery, but that's because I think it actually IS illegal and they just don't call him on it. Fortunately God took away his elbow ligaments as punishment when the umps wouldn't do it.

It bugged me when Bonds did it because he had that Darth Vader arm protector grandfathered in. Like the best of hitter of our generation who did more drugs than Tony Montana needed another advantage. Bonds was a weirdo and couldn't stand him. So wherever he stood and whatever he wore would have annoyed me. But that shit wasn't fair. What Rizzo is doing - or what Fernando Vina did, don't bother me. For some guys it's hard to hit an inside pitch when you're that close. If you can do what they're doing and still rake, well, damn.

I seem to remember Sosa getting beaned in the head sometime in 03/04 and then moving a bit farther off the plate as a result and then he seemed to struggle more with getting to those outside pitches. It takes some guts to stay that close to the plate and deal with the potential consequences, so if a guy is willing to do it I won't bitch.

But yea the Bonds arm protector was bullshit.

Craig. Biggio.

Fuck Fernando fucking Vina.

Didn't Wood once strike him out on a curve ball that ended up hitting him in the ribs?

I once remember him tomahawking a Kerry Wood fastball that was coming right at his head for a triple down the right field line, thus propelling a victory in the third game of a 3-game Cardinals sweep in May of 2001 in the same game that Bill Mueller shredded his knee and why the fuck are we talking about Fernando Vina?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:38:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 05, 2016, 07:49:31 PM
On the train for the game. If anyone's ever been to an Angels game and found good food, please share.

Damnit, you were at the game?  On Monday after the game, a drunk Oleg walked out and decided to get one of the street hot dogs wrapped in bacon from the street vendors.  The next morning, my anus, stomach, and intestines begun revolting against the rest of my body and a hungover me couldn't do shit to stop them.  I was in a fetal position for a good 3 hours. Lesson learned.

Yesterday, I had a not-so-bad beef brisket sandwich somewhere outside section 235 or so.

You weren't on the 400/500 level after the game standing by the railing drinking a beer and facing everyone walking were you?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 06, 2016, 02:08:14 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:38:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 05, 2016, 07:49:31 PM
On the train for the game. If anyone's ever been to an Angels game and found good food, please share.

Damnit, you were at the game?  On Monday after the game, a drunk Oleg walked out and decided to get one of the street hot dogs wrapped in bacon from the street vendors.  The next morning, my anus, stomach, and intestines begun revolting against the rest of my body and a hungover me couldn't do shit to stop them.  I was in a fetal position for a good 3 hours. Lesson learned.

Yesterday, I had a not-so-bad beef brisket sandwich somewhere outside section 235 or so.

You weren't on the 400/500 level after the game standing by the railing drinking a beer and facing everyone walking were you?

If it was a swarthy leprechaun next to a dude who looked like a Greek Abe Lincoln, it was him.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on April 06, 2016, 02:42:07 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 06, 2016, 10:14:07 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:56:23 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 06, 2016, 09:55:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 06, 2016, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:34:43 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 06, 2016, 09:20:35 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 06, 2016, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2016, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:07:22 AM
Tonight I learned that Angels fans are extremely butthurt about how close Rizzo stands to the plate. Another guy in our section was getting incensed at all the ball calls Cubs batters were getting on pitches right down the middle -- that had clearly bounced in the dirt. All the T-Mobile phone charging stations that were not plugged in and were nowhere near outlets were also very helpful.

I have to admit, if Matt Holliday (say) stood as close to the plate as Tony Ballgame does, it would bug the shit out of me.  Seeing as it's Tony, though, it just makes me love him more.

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like he doesn't pay for it getting plunked 30 times a year. As long as it's legal and he (and we all should prep for this as well) accepts the fact that at some point he may take one off his dome or break an arm doing it, I have no beef with whoever stands that close.

Where were you with Fernando Vina as a Cardinal? Because irregardless of the accuracy in this statement, I recall him jumping in front of the plate to get hit all the time. Also, he usually ran about 5 feet up when hitting some slap single

I fucking hated him, but that had nothing to do with it. If it's legal, I don't have a beef with it. I don't like the way Carter Capps had that fucked up delivery, but that's because I think it actually IS illegal and they just don't call him on it. Fortunately God took away his elbow ligaments as punishment when the umps wouldn't do it.

It bugged me when Bonds did it because he had that Darth Vader arm protector grandfathered in. Like the best of hitter of our generation who did more drugs than Tony Montana needed another advantage. Bonds was a weirdo and couldn't stand him. So wherever he stood and whatever he wore would have annoyed me. But that shit wasn't fair. What Rizzo is doing - or what Fernando Vina did, don't bother me. For some guys it's hard to hit an inside pitch when you're that close. If you can do what they're doing and still rake, well, damn.

I seem to remember Sosa getting beaned in the head sometime in 03/04 and then moving a bit farther off the plate as a result and then he seemed to struggle more with getting to those outside pitches. It takes some guts to stay that close to the plate and deal with the potential consequences, so if a guy is willing to do it I won't bitch.

But yea the Bonds arm protector was bullshit.

Craig. Biggio.

Fuck Fernando fucking Vina.

Didn't Wood once strike him out on a curve ball that ended up hitting him in the ribs?

I hope so. I think I also remember Chip going apeshit about a defensive play Vina made to kill a rally. I remember hating Vina and Caray with equal venom for days afterward. They played the Caray call of that play on the national highlight shows instead of the Cardinals call. It was too much, man. It was too much. And I had forgotten all about that fucking communist until this morning. So thanks for that.

Big Z struck him out swinging twice in the same game with a pitch that started in on his hands and then broke downward and cracked Vina in the kneecap.

It was glorious.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 03:40:23 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 06, 2016, 02:08:14 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:38:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 05, 2016, 07:49:31 PM
On the train for the game. If anyone's ever been to an Angels game and found good food, please share.

Damnit, you were at the game?  On Monday after the game, a drunk Oleg walked out and decided to get one of the street hot dogs wrapped in bacon from the street vendors.  The next morning, my anus, stomach, and intestines begun revolting against the rest of my body and a hungover me couldn't do shit to stop them.  I was in a fetal position for a good 3 hours. Lesson learned.

Yesterday, I had a not-so-bad beef brisket sandwich somewhere outside section 235 or so.

You weren't on the 400/500 level after the game standing by the railing drinking a beer and facing everyone walking were you?

If it was a swarthy leprechaun next to a dude who looked like a Greek Abe Lincoln, it was him.

Didn't notice Abe Lincolnopolous, but I might've seen Oleg.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 11:43:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 03:40:23 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 06, 2016, 02:08:14 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:38:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 05, 2016, 07:49:31 PM
On the train for the game. If anyone's ever been to an Angels game and found good food, please share.

Damnit, you were at the game?  On Monday after the game, a drunk Oleg walked out and decided to get one of the street hot dogs wrapped in bacon from the street vendors.  The next morning, my anus, stomach, and intestines begun revolting against the rest of my body and a hungover me couldn't do shit to stop them.  I was in a fetal position for a good 3 hours. Lesson learned.

Yesterday, I had a not-so-bad beef brisket sandwich somewhere outside section 235 or so.

You weren't on the 400/500 level after the game standing by the railing drinking a beer and facing everyone walking were you?

If it was a swarthy leprechaun next to a dude who looked like a Greek Abe Lincoln, it was him.

Didn't notice Abe Lincolnopolous, but I might've seen Oleg.

Nope.  I was near the right field pole.  We left right after the final out.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on April 07, 2016, 01:51:13 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 11:43:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 03:40:23 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 06, 2016, 02:08:14 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:38:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 05, 2016, 07:49:31 PM
On the train for the game. If anyone's ever been to an Angels game and found good food, please share.

Damnit, you were at the game?  On Monday after the game, a drunk Oleg walked out and decided to get one of the street hot dogs wrapped in bacon from the street vendors.  The next morning, my anus, stomach, and intestines begun revolting against the rest of my body and a hungover me couldn't do shit to stop them.  I was in a fetal position for a good 3 hours. Lesson learned.

Yesterday, I had a not-so-bad beef brisket sandwich somewhere outside section 235 or so.

You weren't on the 400/500 level after the game standing by the railing drinking a beer and facing everyone walking were you?

If it was a swarthy leprechaun next to a dude who looked like a Greek Abe Lincoln, it was him.

Didn't notice Abe Lincolnopolous, but I might've seen Oleg.

Nope.  I was near the right field pole.  We left right after the final out.

Wait... is he Greek, or Polish, now?  PICK A LANE.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 07, 2016, 08:08:20 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 07, 2016, 01:51:13 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 11:43:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 03:40:23 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 06, 2016, 02:08:14 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 06, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2016, 09:38:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 05, 2016, 07:49:31 PM
On the train for the game. If anyone's ever been to an Angels game and found good food, please share.

Damnit, you were at the game?  On Monday after the game, a drunk Oleg walked out and decided to get one of the street hot dogs wrapped in bacon from the street vendors.  The next morning, my anus, stomach, and intestines begun revolting against the rest of my body and a hungover me couldn't do shit to stop them.  I was in a fetal position for a good 3 hours. Lesson learned.

Yesterday, I had a not-so-bad beef brisket sandwich somewhere outside section 235 or so.

You weren't on the 400/500 level after the game standing by the railing drinking a beer and facing everyone walking were you?

If it was a swarthy leprechaun next to a dude who looked like a Greek Abe Lincoln, it was him.

Didn't notice Abe Lincolnopolous, but I might've seen Oleg.

Nope.  I was near the right field pole.  We left right after the final out.

Wait... is he Greek, or Polish, now?  PICK A LANE.

I fucking lol'd.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 07, 2016, 11:17:45 AM
Well now I wanna know who the five-foot tall Cubs jersey-wearing gentleman I saw who looked very drunk and very high was.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 07, 2016, 11:25:03 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 07, 2016, 11:17:45 AM
Well now I wanna know who the five-foot tall Cubs jersey-wearing gentleman I saw who looked very drunk and very high was.

Stew in platform shoes.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on April 07, 2016, 06:31:37 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 07, 2016, 11:25:03 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 07, 2016, 11:17:45 AM
Well now I wanna know who the five-foot tall Cubs jersey-wearing gentleman I saw who looked very drunk and very high was.

Stew in platform shoes.
If it was me the description would have included the word "elderly".
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on April 08, 2016, 12:16:06 AM
2016: This Fucking Team
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: mightymikeD on April 08, 2016, 05:04:57 AM
Appears to be less doom and gloom about Schwarber this morning... hopefully a sprained ankle is the worst of it and there's no ligament damage.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on April 08, 2016, 06:30:08 AM
Quote from: mightymikeD on April 08, 2016, 05:04:57 AM
Appears to be less doom and gloom about Schwarber this morning... hopefully a sprained ankle is the worst of it and there's no ligament damage.

Shut up, Paul. You're a douche
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 08, 2016, 07:22:40 AM
This offense, even without Schwarber, is unbelievably bonerworthy.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 08, 2016, 07:55:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 07:22:40 AM
This offense, even without Schwarber, is unbelievably bonerworthy.

The 2016 Cubs: A census takers once tried to test them. They ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on April 08, 2016, 08:13:24 AM
Quote from: mightymikeD on April 08, 2016, 05:04:57 AM
Appears to be less doom and gloom about Schwarber this morning... hopefully a sprained ankle is the worst of it and there's no ligament damage.

Isn't a sprained ankle, by definition, ligament damage?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on April 08, 2016, 08:17:14 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2016, 06:30:08 AM
Quote from: mightymikeD on April 08, 2016, 05:04:57 AM
Appears to be less doom and gloom about Schwarber this morning... hopefully a sprained ankle is the worst of it and there's no ligament damage.

Shut up, Paul. You're a douche

New member?!?!?!  What the fuck is this shit?  MODS!!!!!!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 08, 2016, 08:18:27 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 08, 2016, 08:17:14 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2016, 06:30:08 AM
Quote from: mightymikeD on April 08, 2016, 05:04:57 AM
Appears to be less doom and gloom about Schwarber this morning... hopefully a sprained ankle is the worst of it and there's no ligament damage.

Shut up, Paul. You're a douche

New member?!?!?!  What the fuck is this shit?  MODS!!!!!!

It got all 2008 in here.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 08, 2016, 08:19:29 AM
Now that we have a "mighty" Mike D, do we get rid of the decidedly non-mighty one we already had?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on April 08, 2016, 08:26:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 08:19:29 AM
Now that we have a "mighty" Mike D, do we get rid of the decidedly non-mighty one we already had?

Ah, they're both Irish...
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 08, 2016, 11:16:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 08:19:29 AM
Now that we have a "mighty" Mike D, do we get rid of the decidedly non-mighty one we already had?

*gasps*
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 08, 2016, 11:18:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:16:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 08:19:29 AM
Now that we have a "mighty" Mike D, do we get rid of the decidedly non-mighty one we already had?

*gasps*

I just assumed Huey created a sock-puppet account in order to create an illusion of support.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 08, 2016, 11:30:58 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 08, 2016, 11:18:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:16:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 08:19:29 AM
Now that we have a "mighty" Mike D, do we get rid of the decidedly non-mighty one we already had?

*gasps*

I just assumed Huey created a sock-puppet account in order to create an illusion of support.

Who do you think I am, CT?  I'm not made of Internet characters!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on April 08, 2016, 01:13:58 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:30:58 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 08, 2016, 11:18:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:16:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 08:19:29 AM
Now that we have a "mighty" Mike D, do we get rid of the decidedly non-mighty one we already had?

*gasps*

I just assumed Huey created a sock-puppet account in order to create an illusion of support.

Who do you think I am, CT?  I'm not made of Internet characters!

Plus, how is he getting 11 characters into a username without PANKing?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 08, 2016, 01:55:58 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 08, 2016, 01:13:58 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:30:58 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 08, 2016, 11:18:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:16:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 08:19:29 AM
Now that we have a "mighty" Mike D, do we get rid of the decidedly non-mighty one we already had?

*gasps*

I just assumed Huey created a sock-puppet account in order to create an illusion of support.

Who do you think I am, CT?  I'm not made of Internet characters!

Plus, how is he getting 11 characters into a username without PANKing?

It takes skill to get a username that long.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 08, 2016, 11:39:11 PM
So much for 162-0.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on April 08, 2016, 11:40:41 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 08, 2016, 11:39:11 PM
So much for 162-0.

I blame Lackey.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on April 11, 2016, 08:27:17 AM
5-1 must not be that impressive if the Reds are doing it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on April 11, 2016, 11:25:18 AM
Rizzo's come to the plate 29 times this year. 18 of those have been with RISP.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 11, 2016, 11:39:21 AM
The baserunning on this team, tho.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 11, 2016, 11:44:09 AM
As a team they're hitting .282/.379/.468/.847. I expect some guys (Fowler/Montero/La Stella/Szczur) to slow down a bit, but Bryant/Soler/Russell/Heyward haven't even gotten going yet. God I love this team.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 11, 2016, 03:00:39 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 11, 2016, 11:44:09 AM
As a team they're hitting .282/.379/.468/.847. I expect some guys (Fowler/Montero/La Stella/Szczur) to slow down a bit, but Bryant/Soler/Russell/Heyward haven't even gotten going yet. God I love this team.

The 2016 Chicago Cubs: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 11, 2016, 07:43:17 PM
I think the only guy more surprised than Lester about that Billy Hamilton home run was Billy Hamilton.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 11, 2016, 10:22:04 PM
This fucking team.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 11, 2016, 10:24:41 PM
Russell sure picked the right time to drop his 1st A-BOMB of the season. They get no-hit til 2 outs in the 7th and then score 5 in the last 2 frames to win it. THIS.FUCKING.TEAM!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on April 12, 2016, 08:51:58 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 11, 2016, 10:24:41 PM
Russell sure picked the right time to drop his 1st A-BOMB of the season. They get no-hit til 2 outs in the 7th and then score 5 in the last 2 frames to win it. THIS.FUCKING.TEAM!

I just wanted to check, you're not from Montana, are you?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 12, 2016, 09:59:30 AM
No, I'm not from podunk Montana. Why do you ask?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on April 12, 2016, 10:24:09 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 12, 2016, 09:59:30 AM
No, I'm not from podunk Montana. Why do you ask?

Uh, no reason.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 12, 2016, 11:03:20 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 12, 2016, 10:24:09 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 12, 2016, 09:59:30 AM
No, I'm not from podunk Montana. Why do you ask?

Uh, no reason.

I LOLed.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 12, 2016, 12:32:39 PM
I'm very disappointed in you CT. You never seem to let up on anyone and this time you're just going to stop at "Uh, no reason"? Should we expect an incoming planetary shift?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on April 12, 2016, 01:56:27 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 12, 2016, 12:32:39 PM
I'm very disappointed in you CT. You never seem to let up on anyone and this time you're just going to stop at "Uh, no reason"? Should we expect an incoming planetary shift?

Fair enough, here goes: some of your posts have a similar cadence to the tweets of a Blackhawks fan account that I may or may not have created, which subsequently gained sentience and turned on me.  Granted you seem to lack its general idiocy and pathological hatred of Corey Crawford, but when dealing with a potential AI situation I feel it never hurts to be too careful.

I hope this explanation was both as satisfying and confusing to you as it was me when I re-read it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 12, 2016, 03:13:07 PM
I can put your unease at rest for good of me potentially being an AI based out of Montana. I don't even have a Twitter account nor have I ever used anyone else's to make a tweet. I shall now sit back and wait for everyone to pick their sorry asses up from the floor, either due to falling over from shock or laughter at my no-tweeting ass.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on April 12, 2016, 03:41:10 PM
Fun with small sample size stats:

                  Cubs Batters             Cubs Pitchers (allowed)
Walks               38                                   9
OBP                  .372                                .247
OPS                  .802                                .605
AVG.                 .263                                .212
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 12, 2016, 03:45:38 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 12, 2016, 03:41:10 PM
Fun with small sample size stats:

                  Cubs Batters             Cubs Pitchers (allowed)
Walks               38                                   9
OBP                  .372                                .247
OPS                  .802                                .605
AVG.                 .263                                .212

Them walks though.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on April 12, 2016, 06:50:09 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 12, 2016, 03:45:38 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 12, 2016, 03:41:10 PM
Fun with small sample size stats:

                  Cubs Batters             Cubs Pitchers (allowed)
Walks               38                                   9
OBP                  .372                                .247
OPS                  .802                                .605
AVG.                 .263                                .212

Them walks though.

Which ones?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on April 13, 2016, 01:24:42 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 12, 2016, 03:41:10 PM
Fun with small sample size stats:

                  Cubs Batters             Cubs Pitchers (allowed)
Walks               38                                   9
OBP                  .372                                .247
OPS                  .802                                .605
AVG.                 .263                                .212

I know it's a small sample size, but I think what we're seeing here is a reflection of just how fucking relentless the Cubs' lineup is.  As an opposing pitcher, you're probably seeing a walk as one of the less awful things that can happen to you.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 13, 2016, 01:45:34 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2016, 01:24:42 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 12, 2016, 03:41:10 PM
Fun with small sample size stats:

                  Cubs Batters             Cubs Pitchers (allowed)
Walks               38                                   9
OBP                  .372                                .247
OPS                  .802                                .605
AVG.                 .263                                .212

I know it's a small sample size, but I think what we're seeing here is a reflection of just how fucking relentless the Cubs' lineup is.  As an opposing pitcher, you're probably seeing a walk as one of the less awful things that can happen to you.

Don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to the first three-run rally composed entirely of walks. Hey, it could happen.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on April 13, 2016, 08:56:36 AM
I'd like to dedicate this inspirational article (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/bob-nightengale/2016/04/12/mlb-cubs-teammates-seek-title-veteran-catcher-david-ross/82966058/) to my man SKO.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on April 13, 2016, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 13, 2016, 08:56:36 AM
I'd like to dedicate this inspirational article (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/bob-nightengale/2016/04/12/mlb-cubs-teammates-seek-title-veteran-catcher-david-ross/82966058/) to my man SKO.

QuoteCHICAGO -- He's racing Go-Karts one night, and watching Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant play the next.

He's playing golf with stock car driver Michael Waltrip one morning, listening to country singer Brett Eldredge at night, and trying to learn to play the guitar in the spare time.

He wants to see Ground Zero in New York this summer. Check out the monuments in Washington D.C. Take a boat ride on Lake Michigan. And a tour of Alcatraz when he's in San Francisco.

It has been 15 years since he broke into the major leagues, and now that this is his final season, Chicago Cubs catcher David Ross wants to do everything he's missed over the years.

Isn't his impending retirement going to be a great chance to do all of those things?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 13, 2016, 09:44:02 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2016, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 13, 2016, 08:56:36 AM
I'd like to dedicate this inspirational article (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/bob-nightengale/2016/04/12/mlb-cubs-teammates-seek-title-veteran-catcher-david-ross/82966058/) to my man SKO.

QuoteCHICAGO -- He's racing Go-Karts one night, and watching Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant play the next.

He's playing golf with stock car driver Michael Waltrip one morning, listening to country singer Brett Eldredge at night, and trying to learn to play the guitar in the spare time.

He wants to see Ground Zero in New York this summer. Check out the monuments in Washington D.C. Take a boat ride on Lake Michigan. And a tour of Alcatraz when he's in San Francisco.

It has been 15 years since he broke into the major leagues, and now that this is his final season, Chicago Cubs catcher David Ross wants to do everything he's missed over the years.

Isn't his impending retirement going to be a great chance to do all of those things?

I suppose he'll have to put more time into working as a coach or manager than he needs to now.  Unless he takes a year off this is the most free time he'll have for a while.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 13, 2016, 09:59:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2016, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 13, 2016, 08:56:36 AM
I'd like to dedicate this inspirational article (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/bob-nightengale/2016/04/12/mlb-cubs-teammates-seek-title-veteran-catcher-david-ross/82966058/) to my man SKO.

QuoteCHICAGO -- He's racing Go-Karts one night, and watching Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant play the next.

He's playing golf with stock car driver Michael Waltrip one morning, listening to country singer Brett Eldredge at night, and trying to learn to play the guitar in the spare time.

He wants to see Ground Zero in New York this summer. Check out the monuments in Washington D.C. Take a boat ride on Lake Michigan. And a tour of Alcatraz when he's in San Francisco.

It has been 15 years since he broke into the major leagues, and now that this is his final season, Chicago Cubs catcher David Ross wants to do everything he's missed over the years.

Isn't his impending retirement going to be a great chance to do all of those things?

Not on the travel budget of someone else.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on April 13, 2016, 10:06:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 13, 2016, 09:59:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2016, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 13, 2016, 08:56:36 AM
I'd like to dedicate this inspirational article (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/bob-nightengale/2016/04/12/mlb-cubs-teammates-seek-title-veteran-catcher-david-ross/82966058/) to my man SKO.

QuoteCHICAGO -- He's racing Go-Karts one night, and watching Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant play the next.

He's playing golf with stock car driver Michael Waltrip one morning, listening to country singer Brett Eldredge at night, and trying to learn to play the guitar in the spare time.

He wants to see Ground Zero in New York this summer. Check out the monuments in Washington D.C. Take a boat ride on Lake Michigan. And a tour of Alcatraz when he's in San Francisco.

It has been 15 years since he broke into the major leagues, and now that this is his final season, Chicago Cubs catcher David Ross wants to do everything he's missed over the years.

Isn't his impending retirement going to be a great chance to do all of those things?

Not on the travel budget of someone else.

It looks like he's made $20MM in his career.  I don't think that's a very big consideration for him.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: thehawk on April 13, 2016, 11:24:22 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 13, 2016, 10:06:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 13, 2016, 09:59:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2016, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 13, 2016, 08:56:36 AM
I'd like to dedicate this inspirational article (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/bob-nightengale/2016/04/12/mlb-cubs-teammates-seek-title-veteran-catcher-david-ross/82966058/) to my man SKO.

QuoteCHICAGO -- He's racing Go-Karts one night, and watching Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant play the next.

He's playing golf with stock car driver Michael Waltrip one morning, listening to country singer Brett Eldredge at night, and trying to learn to play the guitar in the spare time.

He wants to see Ground Zero in New York this summer. Check out the monuments in Washington D.C. Take a boat ride on Lake Michigan. And a tour of Alcatraz when he's in San Francisco.

It has been 15 years since he broke into the major leagues, and now that this is his final season, Chicago Cubs catcher David Ross wants to do everything he's missed over the years.

Isn't his impending retirement going to be a great chance to do all of those things?

Not on the travel budget of someone else.

It looks like he's made $20MM in his career.  I don't think that's a very big consideration for him.

He won't have the opportunity to do it as 'one of the guys'.  It seems he just want to have a last chance to do it, and his teammates seem to be enjoying the chance to hang out with the old guy.  So long as it doesn't become a R3SP3CT tour, sounds like the players are having fun.  I like fun.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on April 13, 2016, 11:26:04 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 13, 2016, 11:24:22 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 13, 2016, 10:06:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 13, 2016, 09:59:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2016, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 13, 2016, 08:56:36 AM
I'd like to dedicate this inspirational article (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/bob-nightengale/2016/04/12/mlb-cubs-teammates-seek-title-veteran-catcher-david-ross/82966058/) to my man SKO.

QuoteCHICAGO -- He's racing Go-Karts one night, and watching Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant play the next.

He's playing golf with stock car driver Michael Waltrip one morning, listening to country singer Brett Eldredge at night, and trying to learn to play the guitar in the spare time.

He wants to see Ground Zero in New York this summer. Check out the monuments in Washington D.C. Take a boat ride on Lake Michigan. And a tour of Alcatraz when he's in San Francisco.

It has been 15 years since he broke into the major leagues, and now that this is his final season, Chicago Cubs catcher David Ross wants to do everything he's missed over the years.

Isn't his impending retirement going to be a great chance to do all of those things?

Not on the travel budget of someone else.

It looks like he's made $20MM in his career.  I don't think that's a very big consideration for him.

He won't have the opportunity to do it as 'one of the guys'.  It seems he just want to have a last chance to do it, and his teammates seem to be enjoying the chance to hang out with the old guy.  So long as it doesn't become a R3SP3CT tour, sounds like the players are having fun.  I like fun.

But is it the right kind of fun, hawk? I need a ruling here.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 13, 2016, 12:36:31 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 13, 2016, 10:06:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 13, 2016, 09:59:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2016, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 13, 2016, 08:56:36 AM
I'd like to dedicate this inspirational article (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/bob-nightengale/2016/04/12/mlb-cubs-teammates-seek-title-veteran-catcher-david-ross/82966058/) to my man SKO.

QuoteCHICAGO -- He's racing Go-Karts one night, and watching Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant play the next.

He's playing golf with stock car driver Michael Waltrip one morning, listening to country singer Brett Eldredge at night, and trying to learn to play the guitar in the spare time.

He wants to see Ground Zero in New York this summer. Check out the monuments in Washington D.C. Take a boat ride on Lake Michigan. And a tour of Alcatraz when he's in San Francisco.

It has been 15 years since he broke into the major leagues, and now that this is his final season, Chicago Cubs catcher David Ross wants to do everything he's missed over the years.

Isn't his impending retirement going to be a great chance to do all of those things?

Not on the travel budget of someone else.

It looks like he's made $20MM in his career.  I don't think that's a very big consideration for him.

Much more fun to spend other people's money to sight see than spending your own. And you don't have to drag the family along. He's touring the country as a rich 30 something with buddies and not paying for it. Get it in now.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: thehawk on April 13, 2016, 01:24:03 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 13, 2016, 11:26:04 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 13, 2016, 11:24:22 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 13, 2016, 10:06:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 13, 2016, 09:59:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2016, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 13, 2016, 08:56:36 AM
I'd like to dedicate this inspirational article (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/bob-nightengale/2016/04/12/mlb-cubs-teammates-seek-title-veteran-catcher-david-ross/82966058/) to my man SKO.

QuoteCHICAGO -- He's racing Go-Karts one night, and watching Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant play the next.

He's playing golf with stock car driver Michael Waltrip one morning, listening to country singer Brett Eldredge at night, and trying to learn to play the guitar in the spare time.

He wants to see Ground Zero in New York this summer. Check out the monuments in Washington D.C. Take a boat ride on Lake Michigan. And a tour of Alcatraz when he's in San Francisco.

It has been 15 years since he broke into the major leagues, and now that this is his final season, Chicago Cubs catcher David Ross wants to do everything he's missed over the years.

Isn't his impending retirement going to be a great chance to do all of those things?

Not on the travel budget of someone else.

It looks like he's made $20MM in his career.  I don't think that's a very big consideration for him.

He won't have the opportunity to do it as 'one of the guys'.  It seems he just want to have a last chance to do it, and his teammates seem to be enjoying the chance to hang out with the old guy.  So long as it doesn't become a R3SP3CT tour, sounds like the players are having fun.  I like fun.

But is it the right kind of fun, hawk? I need a ruling here.


I think its a right kind of fun, and I thought you made the rulings
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on April 13, 2016, 01:42:49 PM
Quote from: thehawk on April 13, 2016, 01:24:03 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 13, 2016, 11:26:04 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 13, 2016, 11:24:22 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 13, 2016, 10:06:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 13, 2016, 09:59:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2016, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 13, 2016, 08:56:36 AM
I'd like to dedicate this inspirational article (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/bob-nightengale/2016/04/12/mlb-cubs-teammates-seek-title-veteran-catcher-david-ross/82966058/) to my man SKO.

QuoteCHICAGO -- He's racing Go-Karts one night, and watching Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant play the next.

He's playing golf with stock car driver Michael Waltrip one morning, listening to country singer Brett Eldredge at night, and trying to learn to play the guitar in the spare time.

He wants to see Ground Zero in New York this summer. Check out the monuments in Washington D.C. Take a boat ride on Lake Michigan. And a tour of Alcatraz when he's in San Francisco.

It has been 15 years since he broke into the major leagues, and now that this is his final season, Chicago Cubs catcher David Ross wants to do everything he's missed over the years.

Isn't his impending retirement going to be a great chance to do all of those things?

Not on the travel budget of someone else.

It looks like he's made $20MM in his career.  I don't think that's a very big consideration for him.

He won't have the opportunity to do it as 'one of the guys'.  It seems he just want to have a last chance to do it, and his teammates seem to be enjoying the chance to hang out with the old guy.  So long as it doesn't become a R3SP3CT tour, sounds like the players are having fun.  I like fun.

But is it the right kind of fun, hawk? I need a ruling here.


I think its a right kind of fun, and I thought you made the rulings

Only on irony. I'm not made of rulings.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on April 13, 2016, 04:50:44 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 13, 2016, 12:36:31 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 13, 2016, 10:06:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 13, 2016, 09:59:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2016, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 13, 2016, 08:56:36 AM
I'd like to dedicate this inspirational article (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/bob-nightengale/2016/04/12/mlb-cubs-teammates-seek-title-veteran-catcher-david-ross/82966058/) to my man SKO.

QuoteCHICAGO -- He's racing Go-Karts one night, and watching Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant play the next.

He's playing golf with stock car driver Michael Waltrip one morning, listening to country singer Brett Eldredge at night, and trying to learn to play the guitar in the spare time.

He wants to see Ground Zero in New York this summer. Check out the monuments in Washington D.C. Take a boat ride on Lake Michigan. And a tour of Alcatraz when he's in San Francisco.

It has been 15 years since he broke into the major leagues, and now that this is his final season, Chicago Cubs catcher David Ross wants to do everything he's missed over the years.

Isn't his impending retirement going to be a great chance to do all of those things?

Not on the travel budget of someone else.

It looks like he's made $20MM in his career.  I don't think that's a very big consideration for him.

Much more fun to spend other people's money to sight see than spending your own. And you don't have to drag the family along. He's touring the country as a rich 30 something with buddies and not paying for it. Get it in now.

More like the family has to drag me along.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 13, 2016, 05:00:06 PM
John Baker broke up Timmy Lincecum's no-no a couple years back. David Ross broke up Anonymous Reds Pitcher's no-hitter this week. Clearly, if only opposing teams would no-hit the Cubs for more innings, our Cubes' slapdick backup catchers might generate more offense.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 13, 2016, 05:50:49 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 13, 2016, 05:00:06 PM
John Baker broke up Timmy Lincecum's no-no a couple years back. David Ross broke up Anonymous Reds Pitcher's no-hitter this week. Clearly, if only opposing teams would no-hit the Cubs for more innings, our Cubes' slapdick backup catchers might generate more offense.

Finnegan was a first round draft pick of the Royals in 2014. I don't think he's as anonymous some rando Reds pitcher who comes out of nowhere and tosses a gem against the Cubes. I think he's going to be good for a long time if he can keep eating the bottom of the strike zone with that change up. Not saying he's an all-star but he could be a lefty in the bigs for 15 years.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 13, 2016, 07:51:24 PM
As we've all been saying, the Cubs are going to make opposing pitchers absolutely miserable more nights than not all season. This inning is a masterclass in patience and discipline.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 13, 2016, 07:53:34 PM
The timing of the post today about Cubs hitters with walks/OBA as well as FanGraphs talking about how ridiculously patient their hitters are is scary with how the bottom 1st is going tonight. Simon goes 49 pitches and gets the hook already, lol.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on April 13, 2016, 08:57:08 PM

This fucking team.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on April 13, 2016, 09:47:33 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 13, 2016, 08:57:08 PM

This fucking team.

This is absolutely, even already at this point, hard to fathom.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 13, 2016, 10:07:35 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 13, 2016, 08:57:08 PM

This fucking team.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 13, 2016, 10:23:13 PM
18 of the 25 innings they've scored in have been crooked #'s. Go heavy or go home.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on April 13, 2016, 10:47:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 13, 2016, 09:47:33 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 13, 2016, 08:57:08 PM

This fucking team.

This is absolutely, even already at this point, hard to fathom.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 13, 2016, 11:44:58 PM
I'm already stoked for their trip to Dogpatch next week.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 14, 2016, 07:35:49 AM
If you take out John Lackey's 8 runs in 12.2 innings, the Cubs have a team ERA of 1.83. Even with him it's 2.51. Their bullpen has allowed 2 ER in 19 innings of work.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 14, 2016, 08:27:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 14, 2016, 07:35:49 AM
If you take out John Lackey's 8 runs in 12.2 innings, the Cubs have a team ERA of 1.83. Even with him it's 2.51. Their bullpen has allowed 2 ER in 19 innings of work.

Even if you leave them in, the Cubs still have 7 quality starts in 8 games, and they won the one game that wasn't a QS.

There is no team in baseball that is going to enjoy playing the Cubs this year.

Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 14, 2016, 08:30:28 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 14, 2016, 08:27:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 14, 2016, 07:35:49 AM
If you take out John Lackey's 8 runs in 12.2 innings, the Cubs have a team ERA of 1.83. Even with him it's 2.51. Their bullpen has allowed 2 ER in 19 innings of work.

Even if you leave them in, the Cubs still have 7 quality starts in 8 games, and they won the one game that wasn't a QS.

There is no team in baseball that is going to enjoy playing the Cubs this year.



Yeah but I wanted to praise this team while still shitting on Lackey and I say Mission Accomplished.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 14, 2016, 08:55:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 14, 2016, 08:30:28 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 14, 2016, 08:27:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 14, 2016, 07:35:49 AM
If you take out John Lackey's 8 runs in 12.2 innings, the Cubs have a team ERA of 1.83. Even with him it's 2.51. Their bullpen has allowed 2 ER in 19 innings of work.

Even if you leave them in, the Cubs still have 7 quality starts in 8 games, and they won the one game that wasn't a QS.

There is no team in baseball that is going to enjoy playing the Cubs this year.



Yeah but I wanted to praise this team while still shitting on Lackey and I say Mission Accomplished.

Lackey should spend every non-pitching day doing the breast stroke through a pool of elephant diarrhea. And if the Cubs had anybody who was a better option as a #3 starter, I'd want him doing it on pitching days too.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 14, 2016, 09:28:18 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 14, 2016, 08:55:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 14, 2016, 08:30:28 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 14, 2016, 08:27:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 14, 2016, 07:35:49 AM
If you take out John Lackey's 8 runs in 12.2 innings, the Cubs have a team ERA of 1.83. Even with him it's 2.51. Their bullpen has allowed 2 ER in 19 innings of work.

Even if you leave them in, the Cubs still have 7 quality starts in 8 games, and they won the one game that wasn't a QS.

There is no team in baseball that is going to enjoy playing the Cubs this year.



Yeah but I wanted to praise this team while still shitting on Lackey and I say Mission Accomplished.

Lackey should spend every non-pitching day doing the breast stroke through a pool of elephant diarrhea. And if the Cubs had anybody who was a better option as a #3 starter, I'd want him doing it on pitching days too.

While watching last night's game, the camera panned on Lackey in the dugout and my wife said "I don't like that guy. He looks like a douche." She's about as oblivious to baseball as you can be, and even she knows.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: J Rod on April 14, 2016, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 14, 2016, 09:28:18 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 14, 2016, 08:55:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 14, 2016, 08:30:28 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 14, 2016, 08:27:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 14, 2016, 07:35:49 AM
If you take out John Lackey's 8 runs in 12.2 innings, the Cubs have a team ERA of 1.83. Even with him it's 2.51. Their bullpen has allowed 2 ER in 19 innings of work.

Even if you leave them in, the Cubs still have 7 quality starts in 8 games, and they won the one game that wasn't a QS.

There is no team in baseball that is going to enjoy playing the Cubs this year.



Yeah but I wanted to praise this team while still shitting on Lackey and I say Mission Accomplished.

Lackey should spend every non-pitching day doing the breast stroke through a pool of elephant diarrhea. And if the Cubs had anybody who was a better option as a #3 starter, I'd want him doing it on pitching days too.

While watching last night's game, the camera panned on Lackey in the dugout and my wife said "I don't like that guy. He looks like a douche." She's about as oblivious to baseball as you can be, and even she knows.

Haha...my wife was the same, watching Lackey pitch last night when Deshaies was talking about how the team likes him, but no one else does...Her: "Isn't that guy supposed to be an asshole?"...Me: "Yeah, nobody likes him."
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on April 14, 2016, 10:02:42 PM
This fucking team.

I hope bullpen pitchers are tipping the Wrigley clubhouse attendants extra well this season...cleaning up their pants is going to be dirty work.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 14, 2016, 10:14:14 PM
I just want to point out that, when this series started, both the Cubs and the Reds were 5-1 teams, sitting atop the NL Central.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 14, 2016, 10:21:22 PM
BTW, at one point I accidentally loaded into the Reds broadcast, and I decided to listen to it for a while. I grew up listening to Thom relieving Harry Caray and having Bowtie Tuesdays with Steve Stone, so I probably thought of him more fondly than the rest of you. Then I proceeded to listen to him harp on the Cubs pretty much non-stop, implying that they'll only have a 2 or 3 year window until they begin losing players to free agency, and observing that the best regular season teams do not always see success in the playoffs because they have to be "built to win," or some shit like that.

Fuck that guy. I'm impressed he was able to overcome his jealously enough to put together mostly-comprehendible sentences.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 14, 2016, 10:24:54 PM
Lol
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on April 14, 2016, 11:41:12 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 14, 2016, 10:21:22 PM
BTW, at one point I accidentally loaded into the Reds broadcast, and I decided to listen to it for a while. I grew up listening to Thom relieving Harry Caray and having Bowtie Tuesdays with Steve Stone, so I probably thought of him more fondly than the rest of you. Then I proceeded to listen to him harp on the Cubs pretty much non-stop, implying that they'll only have a 2 or 3 year window until they begin losing players to free agency, and observing that the best regular season teams do not always see success in the playoffs because they have to be "built to win," or some shit like that.

Fuck that guy. I'm impressed he was able to overcome his jealously enough to put together mostly-comprehendible sentences.

Who says the lose anyone to free agency? As soon as Rizzo's big contract comes due, Lester's paper is up. Arrieta is re-signed at the ASB, I say. And Bryant is eligible in 2022 or 2023? Plus, the Ricketts are buying more properties between Irving Park and Belmont and Racine and Halsted than this guy on a Parker Brothers Game Board:
(http://richardhughes.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Monopoly-Man-Rich-Guy.jpg)

TV money could dry up, but that would be a system-wide problem, and the Cubs are one of those teams that might be immune to a bubble burst.

Plus, as long as Yellen stays Chairman of the Fed, interest rates will remain low, and... amirite, Chuck?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on April 14, 2016, 11:55:04 PM
Also, the Cubs have won 100 of their last 162 regular season games. I think the last time this happened (and Mike D. can surely check the numbers) was from June 8, 1984 through June 11, 1985, when the Cubs went 101-61.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 15, 2016, 08:26:28 AM

Looking forward to seeing Trevor Story turn into Alibi Ike this weekend.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 15, 2016, 08:50:08 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 15, 2016, 08:26:28 AM

Looking forward to seeing Trevor Story turn into Alibi Ike this weekend.

I dunno. It's supposed to warm up. I could see some 11-3 Finals with that dude's line scrolling past with yet another inexplicable dong behind it. He'll cool off surely but he figures to get some balls to hit with the Cubs up large. Colorado's team ERA is 7.20. Lolz.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 15, 2016, 11:23:40 AM
Javy Baez activated. Kawasaki sent down.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 15, 2016, 03:53:47 PM
So much errors.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 15, 2016, 04:21:20 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 15, 2016, 11:23:40 AM
Javy Baez activated. Kawasaki sent down.

Winless since.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 16, 2016, 03:22:45 PM
They decided to disabuse Colorado of the notion that yesterday was the norm.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 16, 2016, 03:58:25 PM
Was hoping they'd shut Story down completely this series, but 0-for-8 with 5 K's before the double is pretty damn good.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 16, 2016, 04:04:29 PM
Back on track.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 20, 2016, 08:36:05 AM

Can't believe the damage they've been doing with their 2-6 hitters not being in form yet. When they get going, the Cubs might score 20 in a game.

This fucking team.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 21, 2016, 09:17:43 AM
Cubs are now one game worse than their 12-3 Pythagorean record. Fire Maddon.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 21, 2016, 07:58:45 PM
I approve of their "make other teams wish they'd never heard of 'baseball'" strategy that they're using tonight.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 21, 2016, 08:19:34 PM
Jesus Christ, Kris Bryant.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 21, 2016, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 21, 2016, 08:19:34 PM
Jesus Christ, Kris Bryant. Christ Brian, Christ Brian.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 21, 2016, 09:17:24 PM
This fucking team.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 21, 2016, 09:32:10 PM
I'm out of words for this team. It's April 21st
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 07:54:50 AM
The Cubs run differential this season is very nearly double that of the second best in all of baseball. Last year, for as good as they were, they were only +81 runs. This year they are already at +60. Of course, it's very early.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on April 22, 2016, 08:12:53 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 07:54:50 AM
The Cubs run differential this season is very nearly double that of the second best in all of baseball. Last year, for as good as they were, they were only +81 runs. This year they are already at +60. Of course, it's very early.

I'm starting to think they weren't even good last year. This team is playing like a juggernaut and the next two weeks could see them fatten up even more on the dregs of the NL.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on April 22, 2016, 08:17:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2016, 08:12:53 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 07:54:50 AM
The Cubs run differential this season is very nearly double that of the second best in all of baseball. Last year, for as good as they were, they were only +81 runs. This year they are already at +60. Of course, it's very early.

I'm starting to think they weren't even good last year. This team is playing like a juggernaut and the next two weeks could see them fatten up even more on the dregs of the NL.

Damn, you're right. Great next 3 (including Red) series for them. Looking at May, I won't like the stretch where they play 3 in Milwaukee, then 3 in SF (last game is a Sunday night) and them 3 in St Louis. No days off in between.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 22, 2016, 08:34:23 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2016, 08:12:53 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 07:54:50 AM
The Cubs run differential this season is very nearly double that of the second best in all of baseball. Last year, for as good as they were, they were only +81 runs. This year they are already at +60. Of course, it's very early.

I'm starting to think they weren't even good last year. This team is playing like a juggernaut and the next two weeks could see them fatten up even more on the dregs of the NL.

From August 1st on last year they were 42-18 with a +77. They're still better than that pace this year, but basically ever since they got healthy and the rookies had some experience under their belts last year (and Jake went from Very Fucking Good to Not Even Real)they've been this leviathan, it's unbelievable.

54-22 in their last 76 regular season games with a +137 run differential. That's 76 games of a 115 win pace.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on April 22, 2016, 08:38:20 AM
I'm sure part of this is the feel-good last 12 hours for David Ross, but I'm ok with him (ignoring that they now definitely needed a backup)... I guess it comes from this: The players like David Ross, and enjoy making his final season special. So, if it makes the Cubs players happy, it makes me happy.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 22, 2016, 08:42:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 22, 2016, 08:38:20 AM
I'm sure part of this is the feel-good last 12 hours for David Ross, but I'm ok with him (ignoring that they now definitely needed a backup)... I guess it comes from this: The players like David Ross, and enjoy making his final season special. So, if it makes the Cubs players happy, it makes me happy.

We can all agree the David Ross angst was just some sleep deprived tool with a newborn son being really impatient and bitchy about a Cubs team that was just waiting for everything to click and projecting said impatience and anger on the impotent backup catcher. On a team that's going to win anywhere from 95-158 games easily, and lead at least the NL in runs, he's not worth complaining about ever.

He also does seem like a legitimately cool dude, and there's no denying his throwing skills are still top notch. Also he supposedly put in a lot of extra time in the weight room and stuff trying to focus on being less hapless at the plate in his final go round and while I don't expect him to keep up his current legitimately-awesome offensive pace, I think he'll maybe crack a .600 OPS this time around.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on April 22, 2016, 08:50:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2016, 09:32:10 PM
I'm out of words for this team. It's April 21st

I highly doubt this.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 22, 2016, 09:11:27 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 07:54:50 AM
The Cubs run differential this season is very nearly double that of the second best in all of baseball. Last year, for as good as they were, they were only +81 runs. This year they are already at +60. Of course, it's very early.

Their next 9 games are against the Reds, Brewers and Braves. They will hit +81 by May 1.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on April 22, 2016, 10:29:51 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 07:54:50 AM
The Cubs run differential this season is very nearly double that of the second best in all of baseball. Last year, for as good as they were, they were only +81 runs. This year they are already at +60. Of course, it's very early.

https://twitter.com/SamMillerBP/status/723333303542009857
(http://i.imgur.com/QGFIhN7.png)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 22, 2016, 10:39:29 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on April 22, 2016, 10:29:51 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 07:54:50 AM
The Cubs run differential this season is very nearly double that of the second best in all of baseball. Last year, for as good as they were, they were only +81 runs. This year they are already at +60. Of course, it's very early.

https://twitter.com/SamMillerBP/status/723333303542009857
(http://i.imgur.com/QGFIhN7.png)

There are 14 teams in the league right now that have scored 60 runs total or less, including the Royals and White Sox, two of the three best records in the AL. What's even more insane is that the Cubs have allowed fewer runs than any team but the Nationals, who have allowed 37 runs in 15 games vs the Cubs 36 in 16. The Cubs lead MLB in ERA and Runs Scored.

Theo Epstein is a fucking God.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on April 22, 2016, 11:00:40 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 10:39:29 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on April 22, 2016, 10:29:51 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 07:54:50 AM
The Cubs run differential this season is very nearly double that of the second best in all of baseball. Last year, for as good as they were, they were only +81 runs. This year they are already at +60. Of course, it's very early.

https://twitter.com/SamMillerBP/status/723333303542009857
(http://i.imgur.com/QGFIhN7.png)

There are 14 teams in the league right now that have scored 60 runs total or less, including the Royals and White Sox, two of the three best records in the AL. What's even more insane is that the Cubs have allowed fewer runs than any team but the Nationals, who have allowed 37 runs in 15 games vs the Cubs 36 in 16. The Cubs lead MLB in ERA and Runs Scored.

Theo Epstein is a fucking God.

You are suggesting there are other Gods but Theo. Heresy!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 12:00:48 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 21, 2016, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 21, 2016, 08:19:34 PM
Jesus Christ, Kris Bryant. Christ Brian, Christ Brian.

Ahem. Bryan.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 12:25:46 PM
David Ross has matched last year's production in terms of homeruns hit, but more impressively, he's already scored more runs this year than he did all of last year, and in almost 1/10th the total of at bats.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 22, 2016, 12:27:54 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

I still think Russell will show the greatest improvement this year and I still wouldn't be surprised if he's approaching Bryant/Rizzo levels by the end of it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 01:26:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

I just appreciate that you're giving any attention to a very "Krutty" post. "I'm a bit worried about Addison, but because the offense is so good we shouldn't be worried and it's a relief not to have to worry" is the gist of what I said.

I mean, I wrote it only a few hours ago and even I am not sure what the fuck I was talking about.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 01:33:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Well, Geovany Soto.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 22, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...

Jerome Walton, Dwight Smith...
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:16:51 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 01:33:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Well, Geovany Soto.

Walk rate increased, K rate decreased.  BABIP went from 332 in '08 to .246 in '09.  Most of his 'slump' was due to getting about 200 fewer PAs.  Other than BABIP, his biggest issue was that fewer of his FBs went over the fence.  If you want to call that a slump, fine.  However, the idea that he made adjustments or whatever is kind of mitigated by the fact that he walked and struck out at lightly better rates than his rookie year.

At least that's my take...
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 02:18:25 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:16:51 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 01:33:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Well, Geovany Soto.

Walk rate increased, K rate decreased.  BABIP went from 332 in '08 to .246 in '09.  Most of his 'slump' was due to getting about 200 fewer PAs.  Other than BABIP, his biggest issue was that fewer of his FBs went over the fence.  If you want to call that a slump, fine.  However, the idea that he made adjustments or whatever is kind of mitigated by the fact that he walked and struck out at lightly better rates than his rookie year.

At least that's my take...

You could argue that his freshman campaign was a total fluke too.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 22, 2016, 02:22:24 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 02:18:25 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:16:51 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 01:33:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Well, Geovany Soto.

Walk rate increased, K rate decreased.  BABIP went from 332 in '08 to .246 in '09.  Most of his 'slump' was due to getting about 200 fewer PAs.  Other than BABIP, his biggest issue was that fewer of his FBs went over the fence.  If you want to call that a slump, fine.  However, the idea that he made adjustments or whatever is kind of mitigated by the fact that he walked and struck out at lightly better rates than his rookie year.

At least that's my take...

You could argue that his freshman campaign was a total fluke too.

Yeah but he was arguably better in 2010. Dude had a weird career. I think he was prone to failing to stay in shape and thus he hit the ball with less authority in his bad years, and then he really started getting hit hard by injuries. I mean if I'm not mistaken his rookie year in 2008 he was 27 or 28, so he only had a year or two before he hit his decline phase anyway.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:24:10 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...

I'll accept Hamelin as evidence of a sophomore slump and his career looks pretty remarkable, if you're into that sort of thing.

In '94, Hamelin walked in 15% of his PAs and K'd in about 16.5%.  His wRC+ was 146!  he had an amazing rookie year.  The next year, he probably went out and partied too much as everything went to shit, including his pretty good eye at the plate -- all of a sudden he only walked in <11% of his PAs and struck out at a much higher rate.  The following year, he was back to his rookie year self, for the most part, and was actually a better than average hitter for a couple more years.  In '95, his sophomore slump year, his BABIP fell off the table to under .200 but it was never very high to begin with.  It also normalized in '96 and '97.  In '98 he got only 190 or PAs and was out of the league in '99.

Charboneau just plain sucked...his rookie year was the outlier not his sophomore slump year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:36:03 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...

Jerome Walton, Dwight Smith...

Jerome Walton was not a good baseball player to begin with.  He was a singles hitter who never walked and struck out too much.  His rookie year he rode a .337 BABIP into a whopping 103 wRC+.  The following year, in fact, he walk rate finally rose to an acceptable level at 11% but, as a slap hitter with no power, his BABIP also normalized to a .317 level  But, like I said, a slap hitter with no power who doesn't walk and doesn't do anything else very well just won't last int he league.

If you want to discuss adjustments, how about this one...he took about 6 years to figure the power thing out and, in '95, had a .235 ISO in 188 PAs for The Reds after barely even sniffing .100 in his career.  He had a 134 wRC+ in those 188 PAs.

Dwight Smith also didn't have a sophomore slump as much as he had a career slump.  He had a 148 wRC+ in '89.  Other than 348 PAs in '93, he was a pretty league average hitter for his career.  His BABIP was .347 in '89 and never touched those levels again.  So, meh.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 22, 2016, 02:38:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:36:03 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...

Jerome Walton, Dwight Smith...

Jerome Walton was not a good baseball player to begin with.  He was a singles hitter who never walked and struck out too much.  His rookie year he rode a .337 BABIP into a whopping 103 wRC+.  The following year, in fact, he walk rate finally rose to an acceptable level at 11% but, as a slap hitter with no power, his BABIP also normalized to a .317 level  But, like I said, a slap hitter with no power who doesn't walk and doesn't do anything else very well just won't last int he league.

If you want to discuss adjustments, how about this one...he took about 6 years to figure the power thing out and, in '95, had a .235 ISO in 188 PAs for The Reds after barely even sniffing .100 in his career.  He had a 134 wRC+ in those 188 PAs.

Dwight Smith also didn't have a sophomore slump as much as he had a career slump.  He had a 148 wRC+ in '89.  Other than 348 PAs in '93, he was a pretty league average hitter for his career.  His BABIP was .347 in '89 and never touched those levels again.  So, meh.

I am enjoying this research you are doing but I think both of them were actually agreeing with us that the "sophomore slumps" are really just "surprising rookie was actually not good at baseball". I think they were just naming examples. I don't think Apex was trying to say Walton was good.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:40:25 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 02:38:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:36:03 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...

Jerome Walton, Dwight Smith...

Jerome Walton was not a good baseball player to begin with.  He was a singles hitter who never walked and struck out too much.  His rookie year he rode a .337 BABIP into a whopping 103 wRC+.  The following year, in fact, he walk rate finally rose to an acceptable level at 11% but, as a slap hitter with no power, his BABIP also normalized to a .317 level  But, like I said, a slap hitter with no power who doesn't walk and doesn't do anything else very well just won't last int he league.

If you want to discuss adjustments, how about this one...he took about 6 years to figure the power thing out and, in '95, had a .235 ISO in 188 PAs for The Reds after barely even sniffing .100 in his career.  He had a 134 wRC+ in those 188 PAs.

Dwight Smith also didn't have a sophomore slump as much as he had a career slump.  He had a 148 wRC+ in '89.  Other than 348 PAs in '93, he was a pretty league average hitter for his career.  His BABIP was .347 in '89 and never touched those levels again.  So, meh.

I am enjoying this research you are doing but I think both of them were actually agreeing with us that the "sophomore slumps" are really just "surprising rookie was actually not good at baseball". I think they were just naming examples. I don't think Apex was trying to say Walton was good.

I got on a roll and went with it.  That was fun for me.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on April 22, 2016, 02:52:07 PM
I had such high hopes for this thread.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 22, 2016, 02:53:51 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:36:03 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...

Jerome Walton, Dwight Smith...

Jerome Walton was not a good baseball player to begin with.  He was a singles hitter who never walked and struck out too much.  His rookie year he rode a .337 BABIP into a whopping 103 wRC+.  The following year, in fact, he walk rate finally rose to an acceptable level at 11% but, as a slap hitter with no power, his BABIP also normalized to a .317 level  But, like I said, a slap hitter with no power who doesn't walk and doesn't do anything else very well just won't last int he league.

If you want to discuss adjustments, how about this one...he took about 6 years to figure the power thing out and, in '95, had a .235 ISO in 188 PAs for The Reds after barely even sniffing .100 in his career.  He had a 134 wRC+ in those 188 PAs.

Dwight Smith also didn't have a sophomore slump as much as he had a career slump.  He had a 148 wRC+ in '89.  Other than 348 PAs in '93, he was a pretty league average hitter for his career.  His BABIP was .347 in '89 and never touched those levels again.  So, meh.

Intrepid Reader Billy Hamilton:

Hey...
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 03:06:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 02:38:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:36:03 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...

Jerome Walton, Dwight Smith...

Jerome Walton was not a good baseball player to begin with.  He was a singles hitter who never walked and struck out too much.  His rookie year he rode a .337 BABIP into a whopping 103 wRC+.  The following year, in fact, he walk rate finally rose to an acceptable level at 11% but, as a slap hitter with no power, his BABIP also normalized to a .317 level  But, like I said, a slap hitter with no power who doesn't walk and doesn't do anything else very well just won't last int he league.

If you want to discuss adjustments, how about this one...he took about 6 years to figure the power thing out and, in '95, had a .235 ISO in 188 PAs for The Reds after barely even sniffing .100 in his career.  He had a 134 wRC+ in those 188 PAs.

Dwight Smith also didn't have a sophomore slump as much as he had a career slump.  He had a 148 wRC+ in '89.  Other than 348 PAs in '93, he was a pretty league average hitter for his career.  His BABIP was .347 in '89 and never touched those levels again.  So, meh.

I am enjoying this research you are doing but I think both of them were actually agreeing with us that the "sophomore slumps" are really just "surprising rookie was actually not good at baseball". I think they were just naming examples. I don't think Apex was trying to say Walton was good.

Right. A sophomore slump is probably just a thing people say when they're witnessing a shitty sophomore season by a guy who eventually washes out after one outlier of a rookie year. We'd have to poke around the interwebs pretty good to find a player who had a nice rookie year, had a sophomore slump (not due to injury) and then went on to a successful career. I'm sure there are a few, but who cares?

The real fear, unfounded as ever, would be that Russell actually sucks. I don't think so. And he's what, 12 years old in baseball player years?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 22, 2016, 03:13:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 03:06:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 02:38:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:36:03 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...

Jerome Walton, Dwight Smith...

Jerome Walton was not a good baseball player to begin with.  He was a singles hitter who never walked and struck out too much.  His rookie year he rode a .337 BABIP into a whopping 103 wRC+.  The following year, in fact, he walk rate finally rose to an acceptable level at 11% but, as a slap hitter with no power, his BABIP also normalized to a .317 level  But, like I said, a slap hitter with no power who doesn't walk and doesn't do anything else very well just won't last int he league.

If you want to discuss adjustments, how about this one...he took about 6 years to figure the power thing out and, in '95, had a .235 ISO in 188 PAs for The Reds after barely even sniffing .100 in his career.  He had a 134 wRC+ in those 188 PAs.

Dwight Smith also didn't have a sophomore slump as much as he had a career slump.  He had a 148 wRC+ in '89.  Other than 348 PAs in '93, he was a pretty league average hitter for his career.  His BABIP was .347 in '89 and never touched those levels again.  So, meh.

I am enjoying this research you are doing but I think both of them were actually agreeing with us that the "sophomore slumps" are really just "surprising rookie was actually not good at baseball". I think they were just naming examples. I don't think Apex was trying to say Walton was good.

Right. A sophomore slump is probably just a thing people say when they're witnessing a shitty sophomore season by a guy who eventually washes out after one outlier of a rookie year. We'd have to poke around the interwebs pretty good to find a player who had a nice rookie year, had a sophomore slump (not due to injury) and then went on to a successful career. I'm sure there are a few, but who cares?

The real fear, unfounded as ever, would be that Russell actually sucks. I don't think so. And he's what, 12 years old in baseball player years?

Yeah, even if he were actually struggling he still has youth and inexperience on his side, but he's really not struggling. He's just hitting into shit luck. That's really all there is to it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on April 22, 2016, 03:27:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 03:13:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 03:06:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 02:38:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:36:03 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...

Jerome Walton, Dwight Smith...

Jerome Walton was not a good baseball player to begin with.  He was a singles hitter who never walked and struck out too much.  His rookie year he rode a .337 BABIP into a whopping 103 wRC+.  The following year, in fact, he walk rate finally rose to an acceptable level at 11% but, as a slap hitter with no power, his BABIP also normalized to a .317 level  But, like I said, a slap hitter with no power who doesn't walk and doesn't do anything else very well just won't last int he league.

If you want to discuss adjustments, how about this one...he took about 6 years to figure the power thing out and, in '95, had a .235 ISO in 188 PAs for The Reds after barely even sniffing .100 in his career.  He had a 134 wRC+ in those 188 PAs.

Dwight Smith also didn't have a sophomore slump as much as he had a career slump.  He had a 148 wRC+ in '89.  Other than 348 PAs in '93, he was a pretty league average hitter for his career.  His BABIP was .347 in '89 and never touched those levels again.  So, meh.

I am enjoying this research you are doing but I think both of them were actually agreeing with us that the "sophomore slumps" are really just "surprising rookie was actually not good at baseball". I think they were just naming examples. I don't think Apex was trying to say Walton was good.

Right. A sophomore slump is probably just a thing people say when they're witnessing a shitty sophomore season by a guy who eventually washes out after one outlier of a rookie year. We'd have to poke around the interwebs pretty good to find a player who had a nice rookie year, had a sophomore slump (not due to injury) and then went on to a successful career. I'm sure there are a few, but who cares?

The real fear, unfounded as ever, would be that Russell actually sucks. I don't think so. And he's what, 12 years old in baseball player years?

Yeah, even if he were actually struggling he still has youth and inexperience on his side, but he's really not struggling. He's just hitting into shit luck. That's really all there is to it.

Can he sing like Dwight Smith? Cuz that can make up for a lot.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 22, 2016, 03:52:15 PM
Or you get a Rookie Golden God like Kevin Maas, where he hits everything into the next galaxy until he starts seeing breaking balls.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 22, 2016, 03:55:25 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 02:38:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:36:03 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...

Jerome Walton, Dwight Smith...

Jerome Walton was not a good baseball player to begin with.  He was a singles hitter who never walked and struck out too much.  His rookie year he rode a .337 BABIP into a whopping 103 wRC+.  The following year, in fact, he walk rate finally rose to an acceptable level at 11% but, as a slap hitter with no power, his BABIP also normalized to a .317 level  But, like I said, a slap hitter with no power who doesn't walk and doesn't do anything else very well just won't last int he league.

If you want to discuss adjustments, how about this one...he took about 6 years to figure the power thing out and, in '95, had a .235 ISO in 188 PAs for The Reds after barely even sniffing .100 in his career.  He had a 134 wRC+ in those 188 PAs.

Dwight Smith also didn't have a sophomore slump as much as he had a career slump.  He had a 148 wRC+ in '89.  Other than 348 PAs in '93, he was a pretty league average hitter for his career.  His BABIP was .347 in '89 and never touched those levels again.  So, meh.

I am enjoying this research you are doing but I think both of them were actually agreeing with us that the "sophomore slumps" are really just "surprising rookie was actually not good at baseball". I think they were just naming examples. I don't think Apex was trying to say Walton was good.

Yes for my part I was solidifying efforts to obliterate the notion of a "sophomore slump".  I just picked out 2 guys who off the top of my head had outlier rookie years and then came down to earth because they really weren't that good.  Not sure I need to see such a fine breakdown of Bob Hamelin's numbers but...thanks?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on April 22, 2016, 04:23:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2016, 03:55:25 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 02:38:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 02:36:03 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 01:28:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 22, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...

Jerome Walton, Dwight Smith...

Jerome Walton was not a good baseball player to begin with.  He was a singles hitter who never walked and struck out too much.  His rookie year he rode a .337 BABIP into a whopping 103 wRC+.  The following year, in fact, he walk rate finally rose to an acceptable level at 11% but, as a slap hitter with no power, his BABIP also normalized to a .317 level  But, like I said, a slap hitter with no power who doesn't walk and doesn't do anything else very well just won't last int he league.

If you want to discuss adjustments, how about this one...he took about 6 years to figure the power thing out and, in '95, had a .235 ISO in 188 PAs for The Reds after barely even sniffing .100 in his career.  He had a 134 wRC+ in those 188 PAs.

Dwight Smith also didn't have a sophomore slump as much as he had a career slump.  He had a 148 wRC+ in '89.  Other than 348 PAs in '93, he was a pretty league average hitter for his career.  His BABIP was .347 in '89 and never touched those levels again.  So, meh.

I am enjoying this research you are doing but I think both of them were actually agreeing with us that the "sophomore slumps" are really just "surprising rookie was actually not good at baseball". I think they were just naming examples. I don't think Apex was trying to say Walton was good.

Yes for my part I was solidifying efforts to obliterate the notion of a "sophomore slump".  I just picked out 2 guys who off the top of my head had outlier rookie years and then came down to earth because they really weren't that good.  Not sure I need to see such a fine breakdown of Bob Hamelin's numbers but...thanks?
There is no such thing as a "sophomore slump".  It is simply a question of when the opposition catches up.
Every major leaguer who lasts more than one season has a "sophomore" season.  It is only those who have a substantial difference in statistics about whom we discuss the "sophomore slump".  They are the minority of players.  No one has the same batting average, same number of extra base hits, etc., season after season.  Some may have a letdown in their second year, some in their third, and so on.  It can take a while for pitchers to find holes in a batter's swing and for the word to get around.   
On the other hand, in another sport, there is Johnny Manziel.  I am sure that baseball has similar examples.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: D. Doluntap on April 22, 2016, 04:41:19 PM
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Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2016, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
With sophomores, you always worry about whether or not they will adjust and improve or have a shitty second year. I admit I'm feeling a bit concerned about Addison, who admittedly is hitting balls hard. But the amazing thing about this team is that, with their offensive capabilities, there has to be close to zero stress on Russell to hit. The team isn't counting on his bat, so he can work out his druthers without feeling scrutinized/pressured. And sooner or later, I'm certain he'll begin hitting well again. It's kind of refreshing to not have to worry, even if worry is understandable.

Worry really isn't needed though. He's striking out less and walking more than last year. His hard/medium/soft contact % are all about the same as last year, and he's making more contact. His BABIP is just .231 this year vs .324 last year. He's showing all of the signs of an improved player, he's got shit luck right now. He's going to be pretty good once those balls start to drop. And when he has better batted ball luck.

And, the whole 'sophomore slump' narrative is kind of weak to begin with.

I mean, I'm not going to tell Kurt or anyone else when to worry but I would suggest worrying about something that's actually a thing.

Yeah, I wonder how much of the sophomore slump thing just came from players that weren't actually good getting off to hot starts and then cooling down the next year. I mean Angel Berroa didn't have a sophomore slump, he was just bad. Same with Real ROTY Randal Grichuk.

Bob Hamelin, Joe Charboneau...

Jerome Walton, Dwight Smith...

Jerome Walton was not a good baseball player to begin with.  He was a singles hitter who never walked and struck out too much.  His rookie year he rode a .337 BABIP into a whopping 103 wRC+.  The following year, in fact, he walk rate finally rose to an acceptable level at 11% but, as a slap hitter with no power, his BABIP also normalized to a .317 level  But, like I said, a slap hitter with no power who doesn't walk and doesn't do anything else very well just won't last int he league.

If you want to discuss adjustments, how about this one...he took about 6 years to figure the power thing out and, in '95, had a .235 ISO in 188 PAs for The Reds after barely even sniffing .100 in his career.  He had a 134 wRC+ in those 188 PAs.

Dwight Smith also didn't have a sophomore slump as much as he had a career slump.  He had a 148 wRC+ in '89.  Other than 348 PAs in '93, he was a pretty league average hitter for his career.  His BABIP was .347 in '89 and never touched those levels again.  So, meh.

I am enjoying this research you are doing but I think both of them were actually agreeing with us that the "sophomore slumps" are really just "surprising rookie was actually not good at baseball". I think they were just naming examples. I don't think Apex was trying to say Walton was good.

Right. A sophomore slump is probably just a thing people say when they're witnessing a shitty sophomore season by a guy who eventually washes out after one outlier of a rookie year. We'd have to poke around the interwebs pretty good to find a player who had a nice rookie year, had a sophomore slump (not due to injury) and then went on to a successful career. I'm sure there are a few, but who cares?

The real fear, unfounded as ever, would be that Russell actually sucks. I don't think so. And he's what, 12 years old in baseball player years?

Yeah, even if he were actually struggling he still has youth and inexperience on his side, but he's really not struggling. He's just hitting into shit luck. That's really all there is to it.

Can he sing like Dwight Smith? Cuz that can make up for a lot.

Good call! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owS91SfHj0A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owS91SfHj0A)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on April 22, 2016, 11:12:15 PM
They are +39 against the Reds in five games.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 22, 2016, 11:23:56 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 22, 2016, 11:12:15 PM
They are +39 against the Reds in five games.

Suck it, Brennamans.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on April 24, 2016, 01:12:18 PM
With the Russell single, the Cubs have now scored eight runs and given up just seven outs.  They're going to destroy a career or two before they're finished.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 24, 2016, 02:50:27 PM
That La Stella hate campaign is looking Rubio-like in its futility.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 24, 2016, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 24, 2016, 02:50:27 PM
That La Stella hate campaign is looking Rubio-like in its futility.

Or maybe, it's working perfectly.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on April 24, 2016, 04:37:20 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 24, 2016, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 24, 2016, 02:50:27 PM
That La Stella hate campaign is looking Rubio-like in its futility.

Or maybe, it's working perfectly.

Who is La Stella?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 24, 2016, 05:01:25 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 24, 2016, 04:37:20 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 24, 2016, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 24, 2016, 02:50:27 PM
That La Stella hate campaign is looking Rubio-like in its futility.

Or maybe, it's working perfectly.

Who is La Stella?

Main character in a Spanish production of Streetcar.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on April 24, 2016, 07:58:56 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 24, 2016, 05:01:25 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 24, 2016, 04:37:20 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 24, 2016, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 24, 2016, 02:50:27 PM
That La Stella hate campaign is looking Rubio-like in its futility.

Or maybe, it's working perfectly.

Who is La Stella?

Main character in a Spanish production of Streetcar.

Kurt.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 25, 2016, 10:32:56 AM
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-are-the-best-base-running-team-too/
Quote
"Whatever your stance, you're getting one more Cubs post for the time being, because for all the attention the lineup and rotation has received, there's another area in which they're deserving of attention, an area that often goes overlooked but that can very much matter. In addition to the lineup having a top-five adjusted batting line with the most runs scored, the rotation being the best in baseball by ERA and second-best by FIP, and the defense leading everyone in Defensive Runs Saved, the Cubs have also been the best base-running team in the sport. Not only is it a continuation of last year's success in that department, but it's something that was seemingly improved by one offseason acquisition, and perhaps more importantly, amplified by another."
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 25, 2016, 10:43:30 AM
DPD, but also from that article:

QuoteThe Cubs wanted more contact. They went out and got Heyward, who makes an above-average amount of contact. They went out and got Ben Zobrist, who makes an exceptional amount of contact. Presumably, they worked with some of their existing players and focused on getting more contact out of them. Last year, no one struck out more than the Cubs. This year, only six teams have struck out less than the Cubs, who have cut down their team strikeout rate by nearly five percentage points. Bryant's strikeouts are down, Addison Russell's strikeouts are down, Jorge Soler's strikeouts are down, and adding Heyward and Zobrist can only help.

That's a huge improvement, I hope it holds up as they face better pitching. Russell especially seems to have made major improvements in that department.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on April 25, 2016, 11:03:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2016, 10:43:30 AM
DPD, but also from that article:

QuoteThe Cubs wanted more contact. They went out and got Heyward, who makes an above-average amount of contact. They went out and got Ben Zobrist, who makes an exceptional amount of contact. Presumably, they worked with some of their existing players and focused on getting more contact out of them. Last year, no one struck out more than the Cubs. This year, only six teams have struck out less than the Cubs, who have cut down their team strikeout rate by nearly five percentage points. Bryant's strikeouts are down, Addison Russell's strikeouts are down, Jorge Soler's strikeouts are down, and adding Heyward and Zobrist can only help.

That's a huge improvement, I hope it holds up as they face better pitching. Russell especially seems to have made major improvements in that department.

That's huge. They don't need to lead the league in contact rate, but it really, really helps if they're not in the bottom 10.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on April 25, 2016, 11:10:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 25, 2016, 11:03:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2016, 10:43:30 AM
DPD, but also from that article:

QuoteThe Cubs wanted more contact. They went out and got Heyward, who makes an above-average amount of contact. They went out and got Ben Zobrist, who makes an exceptional amount of contact. Presumably, they worked with some of their existing players and focused on getting more contact out of them. Last year, no one struck out more than the Cubs. This year, only six teams have struck out less than the Cubs, who have cut down their team strikeout rate by nearly five percentage points. Bryant's strikeouts are down, Addison Russell's strikeouts are down, Jorge Soler's strikeouts are down, and adding Heyward and Zobrist can only help.

That's a huge improvement, I hope it holds up as they face better pitching. Russell especially seems to have made major improvements in that department.

That's huge. They don't need to lead the league in contact rate, but it really, really helps if they're not in the bottom 10.

But what about what Joe Sheehan said. A bunch of teams who are not the 2016 Cubs had trouble repeating big seasons after large win improvement.

HOW CAN THAT BE
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 25, 2016, 11:15:08 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 25, 2016, 11:03:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2016, 10:43:30 AM
DPD, but also from that article:

QuoteThe Cubs wanted more contact. They went out and got Heyward, who makes an above-average amount of contact. They went out and got Ben Zobrist, who makes an exceptional amount of contact. Presumably, they worked with some of their existing players and focused on getting more contact out of them. Last year, no one struck out more than the Cubs. This year, only six teams have struck out less than the Cubs, who have cut down their team strikeout rate by nearly five percentage points. Bryant's strikeouts are down, Addison Russell's strikeouts are down, Jorge Soler's strikeouts are down, and adding Heyward and Zobrist can only help.

That's a huge improvement, I hope it holds up as they face better pitching. Russell especially seems to have made major improvements in that department.

That's huge. They don't need to lead the league in contact rate, but it really, really helps if they're not in the bottom 10.

Yeah, Bryant is currently below 20% K rate, I'd be more than fine with him splitting the difference between that and last year and simply K 25% of the time. That extra 5% of contact could be huge for him. I kind of expected Russell to make a big improvement because he wasn't really a high K guy in the minors and just to my untrained eye it seemed like he was mostly just missing last year rather than swinging at junk. I figured his Ks would go down as he timed big league pitches better.

I mean it's the little things that add up. Last year with a runner on 3rd and less than 2 outs they hit .237/.334/.398 and scored a run in only 51% of their PAs in that situation. This year .432/.472/.649 and they've driven in a run 80% of the time.

I'm fine with trading strikeouts for power and walks most of the time, but if they can just be better with situational hitting when they have opportunities like that it'll come up big in tight games and the postseason, hopefully.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on April 28, 2016, 12:29:01 PM
Montero to the DL, some asswipe who isn't Contreras up.  (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-cubs-to-place-miguel-montero-on-dl-20160428-story.html)

I mean I get not wanting to interrupt your top prospect's development so he can sit the bench for two weeks in the majors, but I also want shiny new toys.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on April 28, 2016, 02:32:24 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2016, 12:29:01 PM
Montero to the DL, some asswipe who isn't Contreras up.  (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-cubs-to-place-miguel-montero-on-dl-20160428-story.html)

I mean I get not wanting to interrupt your top prospect's development so he can sit the bench for two weeks in the majors, but I also want shiny new toys.

I guess it makes it easier to send [replacement catcher] back down once Montero returns instead of outrighting Ross if the [replacement catcher] is Tim Federowicz and not a Quality AB Machine.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 28, 2016, 02:51:04 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2016, 12:29:01 PM
Montero to the DL, some asswipe who isn't Contreras up.  (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-cubs-to-place-miguel-montero-on-dl-20160428-story.html)

I mean I get not wanting to interrupt your top prospect's development so he can sit the bench for two weeks in the majors, but I also want shiny new toys.

Will this faceless non-prospect replacement catcher also test positive for PEDs after the season? I'm voting: yes.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 29, 2016, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Well put. 

I also wonder how much credit Maddon gets. I mean, I know that kinda shit can easily get overblown but Joe does seem to make full use of the 25-man roster.  To his credit, though, Szczur seems to have taken full advantage.  Good on him--he actually might end up proving for have more value to the Cubs as a player than he would as trade bait--which I assume is still kinda low.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on April 29, 2016, 11:08:16 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 29, 2016, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Well put. 

I also wonder how much credit Maddon gets. I mean, I know that kinda shit can easily get overblown but Joe does seem to make full use of the 25-man roster.  To his credit, though, Szczur seems to have taken full advantage.  Good on him--he actually might end up proving for have more value to the Cubs as a player than he would as trade bait--which I assume is still kinda low.

I'm all in on this dude right now. I love watching this.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on April 29, 2016, 11:08:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 29, 2016, 11:08:16 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 29, 2016, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Well put. 

I also wonder how much credit Maddon gets. I mean, I know that kinda shit can easily get overblown but Joe does seem to make full use of the 25-man roster.  To his credit, though, Szczur seems to have taken full advantage.  Good on him--he actually might end up proving for have more value to the Cubs as a player than he would as trade bait--which I assume is still kinda low.

I'm all in on this dude right now. I love watching this.

(||)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 30, 2016, 01:28:22 AM
Matt Szczur has been a pleasant surprise. I like surprises.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on April 30, 2016, 07:59:15 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

It'll last until he shows up in the PED thread. And I for one am fine with that.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on April 30, 2016, 09:12:32 AM
In my opinion, champion teams often have a lot of unexpected heroes. Even in previous "good" seasons, there were dud players that we had to contend with. (Troy O'Leary, anyone?) This year, on this team, just like last year it's going to be hard to find a guy to hate. Except for the mouth breather, and that's ok too.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on April 30, 2016, 07:05:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 29, 2016, 11:08:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 29, 2016, 11:08:16 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 29, 2016, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Well put. 

I also wonder how much credit Maddon gets. I mean, I know that kinda shit can easily get overblown but Joe does seem to make full use of the 25-man roster.  To his credit, though, Szczur seems to have taken full advantage.  Good on him--he actually might end up proving for have more value to the Cubs as a player than he would as trade bait--which I assume is still kinda low.

I'm all in on this dude right now. I love watching this.

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I laughed so hard.

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Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 30, 2016, 08:19:11 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 30, 2016, 07:05:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 29, 2016, 11:08:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 29, 2016, 11:08:16 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 29, 2016, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Well put. 

I also wonder how much credit Maddon gets. I mean, I know that kinda shit can easily get overblown but Joe does seem to make full use of the 25-man roster.  To his credit, though, Szczur seems to have taken full advantage.  Good on him--he actually might end up proving for have more value to the Cubs as a player than he would as trade bait--which I assume is still kinda low.

I'm all in on this dude right now. I love watching this.

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I laughed so hard.

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He's just sucking up.

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Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 01, 2016, 04:27:32 PM
Flush today's turd and take it out on the Pirates starting tomorrow.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on May 03, 2016, 05:33:39 AM
They've scored 146 runs on 341 total bases. Or in other words, 42.8% of their total bases have resulted in runs.

That's... uh... pretty good?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 03, 2016, 06:39:16 AM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on May 03, 2016, 05:33:39 AM
They've scored 146 runs on 341 total bases. Or in other words, 42.8% of their total bases have resulted in runs.

That's... uh... pretty good?

So 42.8% of the time they are 100% of the way to scoring when they get on base? That's absolutely staggering.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 03, 2016, 08:16:52 AM
Loving skipping the Quality Start Machinetm to get Jake and Lester putting the boot to Pittsburgh's neck in May.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on May 03, 2016, 08:34:03 AM
At the 16 game point, I like to look at the standings because it projects to a 162 game season. I know, it's totally pointless, but I've looked at the standings in this way since I was a kid. The Cubs were 12-4, or on pace for a 120 win season.

To maintain this pace, they will need to go 6-2 in their next 8 games. I think it's actually possible.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 03, 2016, 08:53:17 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 03, 2016, 08:34:03 AM
At the 16 game point, I like to look at the standings because it projects to a 162 game season. I know, it's totally pointless, but I've looked at the standings in this way since I was a kid. The Cubs were 12-4, or on pace for a 120 win season.

To maintain this pace, they will need to go 6-2 in their next 8 games. I think it's actually possible.

Wait... a 12-4 pace over 16 games is the same as a 6-2 pace over 8 games?

THEY SAID THERE'D BE NO MATH!!!!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on May 03, 2016, 10:49:00 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Way to jinx him. (https://twitter.com/Mark_Pieper/status/727507589785866241)

QuoteCongrats and welcome back to the bigs @Ryan_Kalish !  Unbelievable commitment, hard work, and belief in yourself to get back.  #nevergiveup

Assume that means Szczur is DLing
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on May 03, 2016, 11:16:10 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 03, 2016, 10:49:00 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Way to jinx him. (https://twitter.com/Mark_Pieper/status/727507589785866241)

QuoteCongrats and welcome back to the bigs @Ryan_Kalish !  Unbelievable commitment, hard work, and belief in yourself to get back.  #nevergiveup

Assume that means Szczur is DLing

Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur Ryan Kalish deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power do some things, plus develop a bit of plate discipline some other things. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 03, 2016, 11:50:07 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 03, 2016, 11:16:10 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 03, 2016, 10:49:00 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Way to jinx him. (https://twitter.com/Mark_Pieper/status/727507589785866241)

QuoteCongrats and welcome back to the bigs @Ryan_Kalish !  Unbelievable commitment, hard work, and belief in yourself to get back.  #nevergiveup

Assume that means Szczur is DLing

Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur Ryan Kalish deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power do some things, plus develop a bit of plate discipline some other things. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Hell where's Ruggiano now? Let's get the whole 2014 band back together.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on May 03, 2016, 12:03:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 03, 2016, 11:50:07 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 03, 2016, 11:16:10 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 03, 2016, 10:49:00 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Way to jinx him. (https://twitter.com/Mark_Pieper/status/727507589785866241)

QuoteCongrats and welcome back to the bigs @Ryan_Kalish !  Unbelievable commitment, hard work, and belief in yourself to get back.  #nevergiveup

Assume that means Szczur is DLing

Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur Ryan Kalish deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power do some things, plus develop a bit of plate discipline some other things. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Hell where's Ruggiano now? Let's get the whole 2014 band back together.

He's probably coaching high school baseball somewhere, or running a dealership, which is where he belongs.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 03, 2016, 02:06:29 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 03, 2016, 12:03:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 03, 2016, 11:50:07 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 03, 2016, 11:16:10 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 03, 2016, 10:49:00 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Way to jinx him. (https://twitter.com/Mark_Pieper/status/727507589785866241)

QuoteCongrats and welcome back to the bigs @Ryan_Kalish !  Unbelievable commitment, hard work, and belief in yourself to get back.  #nevergiveup

Assume that means Szczur is DLing

Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur Ryan Kalish deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power do some things, plus develop a bit of plate discipline some other things. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Hell where's Ruggiano now? Let's get the whole 2014 band back together.

He's probably coaching high school baseball somewhere, or running a dealership, and blowing off Pen which is where he belongs.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 04, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
Maybe next time, Pissburgh. 20-6, 6 games up on 2nd place, 7 up on STL (7 and 8 if you go by loss column). Hot damn.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 04, 2016, 04:11:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
Maybe next time, Pissburgh. 20-6, 6 games up on 2nd place, 7 up on STL (7 and 8 if you go by loss column). Hot damn.

Captain Butthurt Sean Rodriguez will make a perfect Cardinal someday.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 04, 2016, 04:12:54 PM
The 2016 Cubs:

We will punch you in the balls.

Repeatedly.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on May 04, 2016, 04:17:57 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
Maybe next time, Pissburgh. 20-6, 6 games up on 2nd place, 7 up on STL (7 and 8 if you go by loss column). Hot damn.

They scored 6 runs today. And their RS/g went down...
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 04, 2016, 04:27:57 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 04, 2016, 04:17:57 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
Maybe next time, Pissburgh. 20-6, 6 games up on 2nd place, 7 up on STL (7 and 8 if you go by loss column). Hot damn.

They scored 6 runs today. And their RS/g went down...

Still underperforming their Pythagorean and BaseRuns records, I believe. #FireMadstink.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 04:28:48 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 04, 2016, 04:11:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
Maybe next time, Pissburgh. 20-6, 6 games up on 2nd place, 7 up on STL (7 and 8 if you go by loss column). Hot damn.

Captain Butthurt Sean Rodriguez will make a perfect Cardinal someday.

That or a blockbuster, winter-clinching signing but the White Sox.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 04, 2016, 04:29:59 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 04:28:48 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 04, 2016, 04:11:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
Maybe next time, Pissburgh. 20-6, 6 games up on 2nd place, 7 up on STL (7 and 8 if you go by loss column). Hot damn.

Captain Butthurt Sean Rodriguez will make a perfect Cardinal someday.

That or a blockbuster, winter-clinching signing but the White Sox.

If he had gone out to the mound after Strop he would have been a chalk outline.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 04:39:00 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 04, 2016, 04:29:59 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 04:28:48 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 04, 2016, 04:11:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
Maybe next time, Pissburgh. 20-6, 6 games up on 2nd place, 7 up on STL (7 and 8 if you go by loss column). Hot damn.

Captain Butthurt Sean Rodriguez will make a perfect Cardinal someday.

That or a blockbuster, winter-clinching signing but the White Sox.

If he had gone out to the mound after Strop he would have been a chalk outline.

I missed that inning. What I made out on Twitter was that Strop quick-pitched him and Rodriguez got upset. What did he do?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on May 04, 2016, 04:39:57 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 04:27:57 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 04, 2016, 04:17:57 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
Maybe next time, Pissburgh. 20-6, 6 games up on 2nd place, 7 up on STL (7 and 8 if you go by loss column). Hot damn.

They scored 6 runs today. And their RS/g went down...

Still underperforming their Pythagorean and BaseRuns records, I believe. #FireMadstink.

The Cubs won 16 games last season by 5 or more runs. They've won 13 this year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on May 04, 2016, 04:53:04 PM
This fucking team.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on May 04, 2016, 05:02:40 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 04:39:00 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 04, 2016, 04:29:59 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 04:28:48 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 04, 2016, 04:11:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
Maybe next time, Pissburgh. 20-6, 6 games up on 2nd place, 7 up on STL (7 and 8 if you go by loss column). Hot damn.

Captain Butthurt Sean Rodriguez will make a perfect Cardinal someday.

That or a blockbuster, winter-clinching signing but the White Sox.

If he had gone out to the mound after Strop he would have been a chalk outline.

I missed that inning. What I made out on Twitter was that Strop quick-pitched him and Rodriguez got upset. What did he do?

Yeah he quick pitched him but not as outright as he's done before.
Rodriguez stared him down because he's a punk.
Strop was kind of surprised so the Cub's dugout let Rodriguez have it.
Rodriguez acted out while still standing in the box and the ump had to tell him to sit down before he gets tossed.
Rodriguez went back to the bench and did his regular I'llcutyoumotherfuckerroutine.
But more maturely than in the past without punching a Gatorade Jug.

Strop then pitched to the next batter while everyone laughed.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 04, 2016, 05:02:40 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 04:39:00 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 04, 2016, 04:29:59 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 04:28:48 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 04, 2016, 04:11:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
Maybe next time, Pissburgh. 20-6, 6 games up on 2nd place, 7 up on STL (7 and 8 if you go by loss column). Hot damn.

Captain Butthurt Sean Rodriguez will make a perfect Cardinal someday.

That or a blockbuster, winter-clinching signing but the White Sox.

If he had gone out to the mound after Strop he would have been a chalk outline.

I missed that inning. What I made out on Twitter was that Strop quick-pitched him and Rodriguez got upset. What did he do?

Yeah he quick pitched him but not as outright as he's done before.
Rodriguez stared him down because he's a punk.
Strop was kind of surprised so the Cub's dugout let Rodriguez have it.
Rodriguez acted out while still standing in the box and the ump had to tell him to sit down before he gets tossed.
Rodriguez went back to the bench and did his regular I'llcutyoumotherfuckerroutine.
But more maturely than in the past without punching a Gatorade Jug.

Strop then pitched to the next batter while everyone laughed.


Glad to see the Pirates have picked up the 2004 Cubs tactic of yelling at the team that's stomping a mud hole in your ass inside your own ballpark. 
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 04, 2016, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 04, 2016, 05:02:40 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 04:39:00 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 04, 2016, 04:29:59 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 04:28:48 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 04, 2016, 04:11:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
Maybe next time, Pissburgh. 20-6, 6 games up on 2nd place, 7 up on STL (7 and 8 if you go by loss column). Hot damn.

Captain Butthurt Sean Rodriguez will make a perfect Cardinal someday.

That or a blockbuster, winter-clinching signing but the White Sox.

If he had gone out to the mound after Strop he would have been a chalk outline.

I missed that inning. What I made out on Twitter was that Strop quick-pitched him and Rodriguez got upset. What did he do?

Yeah he quick pitched him but not as outright as he's done before.
Rodriguez stared him down because he's a punk.
Strop was kind of surprised so the Cub's dugout let Rodriguez have it.
Rodriguez acted out while still standing in the box and the ump had to tell him to sit down before he gets tossed.
Rodriguez went back to the bench and did his regular I'llcutyoumotherfuckerroutine.
But more maturely than in the past without punching a Gatorade Jug.

Strop then pitched to the next batter while everyone laughed.


Glad to see the Pirates have picked up the 2004 Cubs tactic of yelling at the team that's stomping a mud hole in your ass inside your own ballpark. 

Sean Rodriguez must look like Bizarro Zobrist to Joe.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on May 04, 2016, 07:06:57 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 04, 2016, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 04, 2016, 05:02:40 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 04:39:00 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 04, 2016, 04:29:59 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 04, 2016, 04:28:48 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 04, 2016, 04:11:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 03:07:29 PM
Maybe next time, Pissburgh. 20-6, 6 games up on 2nd place, 7 up on STL (7 and 8 if you go by loss column). Hot damn.

Captain Butthurt Sean Rodriguez will make a perfect Cardinal someday.

That or a blockbuster, winter-clinching signing but the White Sox.

If he had gone out to the mound after Strop he would have been a chalk outline.

I missed that inning. What I made out on Twitter was that Strop quick-pitched him and Rodriguez got upset. What did he do?

Yeah he quick pitched him but not as outright as he's done before.
Rodriguez stared him down because he's a punk.
Strop was kind of surprised so the Cub's dugout let Rodriguez have it.
Rodriguez acted out while still standing in the box and the ump had to tell him to sit down before he gets tossed.
Rodriguez went back to the bench and did his regular I'llcutyoumotherfuckerroutine.
But more maturely than in the past without punching a Gatorade Jug.

Strop then pitched to the next batter while everyone laughed.


Glad to see the Pirates have picked up the 2004 Cubs tactic of yelling at the team that's stomping a mud hole in your ass inside your own ballpark. 

Sean Rodriguez must look like Bizarro Zobrist to Joe.

He was with the Rays for five of Joe's nine years there.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on May 04, 2016, 11:06:48 PM
Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.  Fucking sweep the fucking Pirates in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.  Such a beautiful ballpark wasted on such a cheap franchise in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.  Eat one of their stupid sandwiches with fries and slaw while watching the Cubs sweep in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.

Enough Pittsburgh for everyone?  God the last 5 games the Cubs have played there have been so, so, so much fun.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 02:59:45 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on May 04, 2016, 11:06:48 PM
Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.  Fucking sweep the fucking Pirates in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.  Such a beautiful ballpark wasted on such a cheap franchise in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.  Eat one of their stupid sandwiches with fries and slaw while watching the Cubs sweep in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.

Enough Pittsburgh for everyone?  God the last 5 games the Cubs have played there have been so, so, so much fun.

Are you having a stroke stroke stroke?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 05, 2016, 08:13:14 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 02:59:45 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on May 04, 2016, 11:06:48 PM
Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.  Fucking sweep the fucking Pirates in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.  Such a beautiful ballpark wasted on such a cheap franchise in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.  Eat one of their stupid sandwiches with fries and slaw while watching the Cubs sweep in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.

Enough Pittsburgh for everyone?  God the last 5 games the Cubs have played there have been so, so, so much fun.

Are you having a stroke stroke stroke?

I think we were all doing a lot of stroking during this series, to be fair.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 05, 2016, 09:50:24 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 05, 2016, 08:13:14 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 02:59:45 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on May 04, 2016, 11:06:48 PM
Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.  Fucking sweep the fucking Pirates in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.  Such a beautiful ballpark wasted on such a cheap franchise in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.  Eat one of their stupid sandwiches with fries and slaw while watching the Cubs sweep in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh.

Enough Pittsburgh for everyone?  God the last 5 games the Cubs have played there have been so, so, so much fun.

Are you having a stroke stroke stroke?

I think we were all doing a lot of stroking during this series, to be fair.

Been pumping Johnny Gill since the season started. No pause necessary.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on May 05, 2016, 12:55:29 PM
So. Chris Bosio and John Mallee: Legitimate Heroes who, at least for the time being, are criminally unsung? Or a couple of dudes whose stars are hitched to the right wagon at the right time?

I know I'd like to think they're the former, and that they'll eventually get their share of dong slobber as This Fucking Team continues the march to their destiny. But hell if I know, so I'm asking. How much credit do they deserve? I mean, I don't think the striking out less and walking more is any accident, but is that something Mallee is making happen, or is it just the natural progression of a bunch of super-talented young players? Meantime, to my untrained eye, it sure seems like Bosio's impact is a whole lot more obviously apparent. But again, I'm just a jackass who watches on tee vee, so what the hell do I know? I WANT TO BELIEVE that these guys are every bit the studs as the guys who take the field on a daily basis.

Maybe I'm just looking for confirmation that his here competence porn we're witnessing right about now is what I'm starting to think it is: 100% through and through. Front to back, top to bottom, inside and out. It is, right? RIGHT???
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 05, 2016, 01:24:04 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on May 05, 2016, 12:55:29 PM
So. Chris Bosio and John Mallee: Legitimate Heroes who, at least for the time being, are criminally unsung? Or a couple of dudes whose stars are hitched to the right wagon at the right time?

I know I'd like to think they're the former, and that they'll eventually get their share of dong slobber as This Fucking Team continues the march to their destiny. But hell if I know, so I'm asking. How much credit do they deserve? I mean, I don't think the striking out less and walking more is any accident, but is that something Mallee is making happen, or is it just the natural progression of a bunch of super-talented young players? Meantime, to my untrained eye, it sure seems like Bosio's impact is a whole lot more obviously apparent. But again, I'm just a jackass who watches on tee vee, so what the hell do I know? I WANT TO BELIEVE that these guys are every bit the studs as the guys who take the field on a daily basis.

Maybe I'm just looking for confirmation that his here competence porn we're witnessing right about now is what I'm starting to think it is: 100% through and through. Front to back, top to bottom, inside and out. It is, right? RIGHT???

I definitely feel Bosio deserves credit for his work, but that the jury is out on Mallee.  With the latter, he's been handed some major blue-chip offensive talent.  However, I'd be willing to give him some credit for Baez if Javy keeps it up.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on May 05, 2016, 01:43:18 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 05, 2016, 01:24:04 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on May 05, 2016, 12:55:29 PM
So. Chris Bosio and John Mallee: Legitimate Heroes who, at least for the time being, are criminally unsung? Or a couple of dudes whose stars are hitched to the right wagon at the right time?

I know I'd like to think they're the former, and that they'll eventually get their share of dong slobber as This Fucking Team continues the march to their destiny. But hell if I know, so I'm asking. How much credit do they deserve? I mean, I don't think the striking out less and walking more is any accident, but is that something Mallee is making happen, or is it just the natural progression of a bunch of super-talented young players? Meantime, to my untrained eye, it sure seems like Bosio's impact is a whole lot more obviously apparent. But again, I'm just a jackass who watches on tee vee, so what the hell do I know? I WANT TO BELIEVE that these guys are every bit the studs as the guys who take the field on a daily basis.

Maybe I'm just looking for confirmation that his here competence porn we're witnessing right about now is what I'm starting to think it is: 100% through and through. Front to back, top to bottom, inside and out. It is, right? RIGHT???

I definitely feel Bosio deserves credit for his work, but that the jury is out on Mallee.  With the latter, he's been handed some major blue-chip offensive talent.  However, I'd be willing to give him some credit for Baez if Javy keeps it up.

I think the answer is that the organisation has an incredibly sound and cutting-edge strategy which has been handed down and made absolutely clear to some very good coaches throughout the organisation, who are working with some extremely talented and smart athletes.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 05, 2016, 01:56:07 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 05, 2016, 01:43:18 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 05, 2016, 01:24:04 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on May 05, 2016, 12:55:29 PM
So. Chris Bosio and John Mallee: Legitimate Heroes who, at least for the time being, are criminally unsung? Or a couple of dudes whose stars are hitched to the right wagon at the right time?

I know I'd like to think they're the former, and that they'll eventually get their share of dong slobber as This Fucking Team continues the march to their destiny. But hell if I know, so I'm asking. How much credit do they deserve? I mean, I don't think the striking out less and walking more is any accident, but is that something Mallee is making happen, or is it just the natural progression of a bunch of super-talented young players? Meantime, to my untrained eye, it sure seems like Bosio's impact is a whole lot more obviously apparent. But again, I'm just a jackass who watches on tee vee, so what the hell do I know? I WANT TO BELIEVE that these guys are every bit the studs as the guys who take the field on a daily basis.

Maybe I'm just looking for confirmation that his here competence porn we're witnessing right about now is what I'm starting to think it is: 100% through and through. Front to back, top to bottom, inside and out. It is, right? RIGHT???

I definitely feel Bosio deserves credit for his work, but that the jury is out on Mallee.  With the latter, he's been handed some major blue-chip offensive talent.  However, I'd be willing to give him some credit for Baez if Javy keeps it up.

I think the answer is that the organisation has an incredibly sound and cutting-edge strategy which has been handed down and made absolutely clear to some very good coaches throughout the organisation, who are working with some extremely talented and smart athletes.

That too.

Except what in the hell is organiSation?

THIS AIN'T ROUNDERS, PAL!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 05, 2016, 02:03:18 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 05, 2016, 01:24:04 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on May 05, 2016, 12:55:29 PM
So. Chris Bosio and John Mallee: Legitimate Heroes who, at least for the time being, are criminally unsung? Or a couple of dudes whose stars are hitched to the right wagon at the right time?

I know I'd like to think they're the former, and that they'll eventually get their share of dong slobber as This Fucking Team continues the march to their destiny. But hell if I know, so I'm asking. How much credit do they deserve? I mean, I don't think the striking out less and walking more is any accident, but is that something Mallee is making happen, or is it just the natural progression of a bunch of super-talented young players? Meantime, to my untrained eye, it sure seems like Bosio's impact is a whole lot more obviously apparent. But again, I'm just a jackass who watches on tee vee, so what the hell do I know? I WANT TO BELIEVE that these guys are every bit the studs as the guys who take the field on a daily basis.

Maybe I'm just looking for confirmation that his here competence porn we're witnessing right about now is what I'm starting to think it is: 100% through and through. Front to back, top to bottom, inside and out. It is, right? RIGHT???

I definitely feel Bosio deserves credit for his work, but that the jury is out on Mallee.  With the latter, he's been handed some major blue-chip offensive talent.  However, I'd be willing to give him some credit for Baez if Javy keeps it up.

Yeah I'm not sure how much of what this team has done offensively is just talent and the natural evolution of rookies into veterans, but I'm willing to give Mallee at least some credit for Kris Bryant leveling his swing path and suddenly becoming a guy who only strikes out 20% of the time and has seen considerable improvement in his contact rate. I expect some more of those insane homer binges of his as the weather warms up and we might start to see him realize that 40 homer potential since he's vastly improved his only weakness. Even Peck himself might agree that Bryant is better than the great Matt Carpenter at this point.

Russell also has completely reinvented himself and now walks almost as much as he K's. He's got a .356 OBP despite a .224 BA, and I don't expect his average to stay down there very long. Some of that's probably attributable to him batting ahead of the pitcher's spot but there's a reason not every #8 hitter has a .356 OBP.

I'd say considering every single hitter in the lineup, starter or bench (even Jorge, who is also walking more and striking out less despite his other issues) has the same patient, discipline approach it's probably fair to give at least some of the credit to Mallee.

I guess Javy's not real patient but he's also not striking out 40% of the time so that counts, too. 
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 05, 2016, 02:05:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 05, 2016, 01:43:18 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 05, 2016, 01:24:04 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on May 05, 2016, 12:55:29 PM
So. Chris Bosio and John Mallee: Legitimate Heroes who, at least for the time being, are criminally unsung? Or a couple of dudes whose stars are hitched to the right wagon at the right time?

I know I'd like to think they're the former, and that they'll eventually get their share of dong slobber as This Fucking Team continues the march to their destiny. But hell if I know, so I'm asking. How much credit do they deserve? I mean, I don't think the striking out less and walking more is any accident, but is that something Mallee is making happen, or is it just the natural progression of a bunch of super-talented young players? Meantime, to my untrained eye, it sure seems like Bosio's impact is a whole lot more obviously apparent. But again, I'm just a jackass who watches on tee vee, so what the hell do I know? I WANT TO BELIEVE that these guys are every bit the studs as the guys who take the field on a daily basis.

Maybe I'm just looking for confirmation that his here competence porn we're witnessing right about now is what I'm starting to think it is: 100% through and through. Front to back, top to bottom, inside and out. It is, right? RIGHT???

I definitely feel Bosio deserves credit for his work, but that the jury is out on Mallee.  With the latter, he's been handed some major blue-chip offensive talent.  However, I'd be willing to give him some credit for Baez if Javy keeps it up.

I think the answer is that the organisation has an incredibly sound and cutting-edge strategy which has been handed down and made absolutely clear to some very good coaches throughout the organisation, who are working with some extremely talented and smart athletes.

And the next phase of the manifestation of this policy will be the quality of players that progress through the farm system. Anybody who gets a roster spot from here on out will have to be the real deal if they're pushing anybody out.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 05, 2016, 02:14:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 05, 2016, 02:03:18 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 05, 2016, 01:24:04 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on May 05, 2016, 12:55:29 PM
So. Chris Bosio and John Mallee: Legitimate Heroes who, at least for the time being, are criminally unsung? Or a couple of dudes whose stars are hitched to the right wagon at the right time?

I know I'd like to think they're the former, and that they'll eventually get their share of dong slobber as This Fucking Team continues the march to their destiny. But hell if I know, so I'm asking. How much credit do they deserve? I mean, I don't think the striking out less and walking more is any accident, but is that something Mallee is making happen, or is it just the natural progression of a bunch of super-talented young players? Meantime, to my untrained eye, it sure seems like Bosio's impact is a whole lot more obviously apparent. But again, I'm just a jackass who watches on tee vee, so what the hell do I know? I WANT TO BELIEVE that these guys are every bit the studs as the guys who take the field on a daily basis.

Maybe I'm just looking for confirmation that his here competence porn we're witnessing right about now is what I'm starting to think it is: 100% through and through. Front to back, top to bottom, inside and out. It is, right? RIGHT???

I definitely feel Bosio deserves credit for his work, but that the jury is out on Mallee.  With the latter, he's been handed some major blue-chip offensive talent.  However, I'd be willing to give him some credit for Baez if Javy keeps it up.

Yeah I'm not sure how much of what this team has done offensively is just talent and the natural evolution of rookies into veterans, but I'm willing to give Mallee at least some credit for Kris Bryant leveling his swing path and suddenly becoming a guy who only strikes out 20% of the time and has seen considerable improvement in his contact rate. I expect some more of those insane homer binges of his as the weather warms up and we might start to see him realize that 40 homer potential since he's vastly improved his only weakness. Even Peck himself might agree that Bryant is better than the great Matt Carpenter at this point.

Russell also has completely reinvented himself and now walks almost as much as he K's. He's got a .356 OBP despite a .224 BA, and I don't expect his average to stay down there very long. Some of that's probably attributable to him batting ahead of the pitcher's spot but there's a reason not every #8 hitter has a .356 OBP.

I'd say considering every single hitter in the lineup, starter or bench (even Jorge, who is also walking more and striking out less despite his other issues) has the same patient, discipline approach it's probably fair to give at least some of the credit to Mallee.

I guess Javy's not real patient but he's also not striking out 40% of the time so that counts, too. 

I would agree. He's better than Carpenter and anyone who doesn't think that has a reversible Cardinals and Make America Great Again cap on his head, which is up his own anus.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 05:43:02 PM
Memo to Dusty: Please continue batting the pitcher's spot, Michael Taylor (2016 OBP: .221 / Career: .272) and Anthony Rendon (2016 OBP: .297 / Career: .340) in front of Bryce Harper instead of Daniel Murphy (.449 / .334), Wilson Ramos (.373 / .303), or Ryan Zimmerman (.330 / .348) for at least the rest of this series. Thanks.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on May 05, 2016, 06:17:55 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 04, 2016, 04:53:04 PM
This fucking team.

This team fucks.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 09:57:34 PM
Jayson Werth is this year's frontrunner for the Gregory Polanco Outstanding Achievement in Outfielding Award.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 06, 2016, 08:18:05 AM
#5 starter, bunch of reserve players against the Nats?

I really hope the entire season is just the Cubs eviscerating all of Major League Baseball, up to and including the World Series.

The dues we've paid certainly make it affordable.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 11:22:56 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 05:43:02 PM
Memo to Dusty: Please continue batting the pitcher's spot, Michael Taylor (2016 OBP: .221 / Career: .272) and Anthony Rendon (2016 OBP: .297 / Career: .340) in front of Bryce Harper instead of Daniel Murphy (.449 / .334), Wilson Ramos (.373 / .303), or Ryan Zimmerman (.330 / .348) for at least the rest of this series. Thanks.

Today he sticks with Rendon 2nd (thank you) but subs out Taylor (damn it) for Ben Revere (fresh off the DL) and his career .328 OBP.  There are still far better choices farther down the lineup, so thanks, Dusty.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on May 07, 2016, 09:41:21 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 09:57:34 PM
Jayson Werth is this year's frontrunner for the Gregory Polanco Outstanding Achievement in Outfielding Award.

Bryce Harper did a good job entering the running today.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on May 08, 2016, 10:36:29 AM
Heh. (http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-mlb-predictions/)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 08, 2016, 04:35:11 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 08, 2016, 10:36:29 AM
Heh. (http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-mlb-predictions/)

I recall seeing the Vegas odds on a Cubs WS victory sitting at 4/1 at one point this spring and thinking that expectations were getting a bit out of hand.

Welp...

(http://i.imgur.com/8J3buPQ.png)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 11:54:50 AM
My guess is that this has already been done somewhere and I wasted a whole bunch of time, but wanted to see how the 2016 Cubs ranked through 30 games against the best teams ever.

Answer: Pretty well.  

(http://i.imgur.com/ufDstF8.png)

One note - the much celebrated '94 Expos had a negative run differential through 30, so I didn't include them.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2016, 12:02:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 11:54:50 AM
My guess is that this has already been done somewhere and I wasted a whole bunch of time, but wanted to see how the 2016 Cubs ranked through 30 games against the best teams ever.

Answer: Pretty well. 

(http://i.imgur.com/ufDstF8.png)


What's the latest point in the season any team has lost its 10th game? The Cubs are currently on track to make it to 50.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 12:05:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2016, 12:02:04 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 11:54:50 AM
My guess is that this has already been done somewhere and I wasted a whole bunch of time, but wanted to see how the 2016 Cubs ranked through 30 games against the best teams ever.

Answer: Pretty well. 

(http://i.imgur.com/ufDstF8.png)


What's the latest point in the season any team has lost its 10th game? The Cubs are currently on track to make it to 50.

Just of the list above: 
1984 Tigers - 48th game (1939 Yankees made it to 47, 1907 Cubs were 45)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on May 09, 2016, 12:11:31 PM
Sorry to give you more work, but how about the '86 Cokeheads?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 12:15:49 PM
Tanner Roe-Wark (Copyright, Ron Coomer) is feeling the butthurt (https://mobile.twitter.com/chelsea_janes/status/729461168142725121) about the Cubs walking Harper: "I think it's scared baseball."
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 12:15:53 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2016, 12:11:31 PM
Sorry to give you more work, but how about the '86 Cokeheads?

Through 30:  
1986 Mets      147     96      51    22-8
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on May 09, 2016, 01:13:24 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 12:15:53 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2016, 12:11:31 PM
Sorry to give you more work, but how about the '86 Cokeheads?

Through 30:  
1986 Mets      147     96      51    22-8

And just for fun, if Buckner didn't fuck up...god damn baseball. It's so hard.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2016, 01:53:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 09, 2016, 01:13:24 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 12:15:53 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2016, 12:11:31 PM
Sorry to give you more work, but how about the '86 Cokeheads?

Through 30:  
1986 Mets      147     96      51    22-8

And just for fun, if Buckner didn't fuck up...god damn baseball. It's so hard.

He was supposed to fuck up in 1984, but the Cubs traded him away, so Leon Durham fucked up instead. So that grounder followed Buckner for 2 more years.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 09, 2016, 02:23:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2016, 01:53:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 09, 2016, 01:13:24 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 12:15:53 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2016, 12:11:31 PM
Sorry to give you more work, but how about the '86 Cokeheads?

Through 30:  
1986 Mets      147     96      51    22-8

And just for fun, if Buckner didn't fuck up...god damn baseball. It's so hard.

He was supposed to fuck up in 1984, but the Cubs traded him away, so Leon Durham fucked up instead. So that grounder followed Buckner for 2 more years.

There are photos showing that he wore a Cubs' batting glove under his mitt in that game. So, yes... he was as cursed a ballplayer as ever there was.

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=lukas/061018
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 02:56:53 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 09, 2016, 02:23:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2016, 01:53:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 09, 2016, 01:13:24 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 12:15:53 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2016, 12:11:31 PM
Sorry to give you more work, but how about the '86 Cokeheads?

Through 30:  
1986 Mets      147     96      51    22-8

And just for fun, if Buckner didn't fuck up...god damn baseball. It's so hard.

He was supposed to fuck up in 1984, but the Cubs traded him away, so Leon Durham fucked up instead. So that grounder followed Buckner for 2 more years.

There are photos showing that he wore a Cubs' batting glove under his mitt in that game. So, yes... he was as cursed a ballplayer as ever there was.

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=lukas/061018

I think I've mentioned before that my old college roommate works for MLB Network, but I was texting him the table (because he's a Mets fan and fuck him) and they got their guys on it.  

The 2016 Cubs have the highest run differential through 30 games in the World Series Era. Here's the top 4.

(http://i.imgur.com/NSjNJOXl.jpg)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2016, 04:09:24 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 02:56:53 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 09, 2016, 02:23:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2016, 01:53:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 09, 2016, 01:13:24 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2016, 12:15:53 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2016, 12:11:31 PM
Sorry to give you more work, but how about the '86 Cokeheads?

Through 30:  
1986 Mets      147     96      51    22-8

And just for fun, if Buckner didn't fuck up...god damn baseball. It's so hard.

He was supposed to fuck up in 1984, but the Cubs traded him away, so Leon Durham fucked up instead. So that grounder followed Buckner for 2 more years.

There are photos showing that he wore a Cubs' batting glove under his mitt in that game. So, yes... he was as cursed a ballplayer as ever there was.

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=lukas/061018

I think I've mentioned before that my old college roommate works for MLB Network, but I was texting him the table (because he's a Mets fan and fuck him) and they got their guys on it.  

The 2016 Cubs have the highest run differential through 30 games in the World Series Era. Here's the top 4.

(http://i.imgur.com/NSjNJOXl.jpg)

do you ask him for coaching advice?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on May 09, 2016, 05:18:11 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 12:15:49 PM
Tanner Roe-Wark (Copyright, Ron Coomer) is feeling the butthurt (https://mobile.twitter.com/chelsea_janes/status/729461168142725121) about the Cubs walking Harper: "I think it's scared baseball."

Did the pilot captaining the Nationals team plane rely on modern instruments to land it in Washington last night? Come on, Charles Lindbergh didn't need any help. I hope Roark insisted on flying old school. #scaredliving
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on May 09, 2016, 05:27:35 PM
DPD, the 1939 Yankees are an interesting case as they started 5-3, so they would up winning 23 of their next 26 games to get to 28-6. At 5-3, they also lost a guy whose .932 OPS in 1938 was the second highest on the team, but his lowest since 1925. That's how the Yankees responded to Lou Gehrig retiring from Lou Gehrig Disease?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 10, 2016, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on May 10, 2016, 08:19:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Also Dusty's been Straburg's manager for a couple of months
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 10, 2016, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.

Depends. Both have their knocks. Strasburg is younger than Arrieta, he's also had TJS. Arrieta is potentially less of an injury risk but then he's also going to be on the wrong side of 30 and has had only one full season.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on May 10, 2016, 09:24:34 AM
So, how much money should the Cubs spend on Arrieta?

It's not my money, except for the cash they collect in jersey, ticket, and concession purchases, but I wouldn't have a problem with Arrieta receiving a similar length and similar, if not slightly more, pay.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on May 10, 2016, 09:51:13 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 10, 2016, 09:24:34 AM
So, how much money should the Cubs spend on Arrieta?

It's not my money, except for the cash they collect in jersey, ticket, and concession purchases, but I wouldn't have a problem with Arrieta receiving a similar length and similar, if not slightly more, pay.

I'd be fine extending him until he's 35 or so. Not so excited to get into his later 30s with a huge contract.

On the other hand, for as awesome as the whole organization has become, the minor leagues are still pretty barren in terms of pitching talent. I don't know that there are more than 2-3 guys who have a reasonable shot at sticking in a rotation long-term. That might make them more eager to keep Arrieta around.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 10:22:04 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 10, 2016, 09:51:13 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 10, 2016, 09:24:34 AM
So, how much money should the Cubs spend on Arrieta?

It's not my money, except for the cash they collect in jersey, ticket, and concession purchases, but I wouldn't have a problem with Arrieta receiving a similar length and similar, if not slightly more, pay.

I'd be fine extending him until he's 35 or so. Not so excited to get into his later 30s with a huge contract.

On the other hand, for as awesome as the whole organization has become, the minor leagues are still pretty barren in terms of pitching talent. I don't know that there are more than 2-3 guys who have a reasonable shot at sticking in a rotation long-term. That might make them more eager to keep Arrieta around.

Besides, Jake will probably want an opt-out thrown in there somewhere, so age might not be that big a factor.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.

Depends. Both have their knocks. Strasburg is younger than Arrieta, he's also had TJS. Arrieta is potentially less of an injury risk but then he's also going to be on the wrong side of 30 and has had only one full season.

I have no idea what the motivation is for Strasburg to sign that deal a mere 4 months ahead of free agency.  That seems weird.  But, he has two opt outs including the first one after his age-31 season, or the age Arrieta will be when he hits free agency.  I have no idea how the contract is structured but, assuming he rakes in a cool 75 mil and has the opportunity to hit free agency again at 31?  If Arrieta is good for 7/210, would Strasburg come close?  So, that would make it a 10-year/$285mm in earnings.  I don't think Arrieta is getting anywhere near that.

I guess, in other words, this is probably a bad comp for the Arrieta negotiations.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on May 10, 2016, 11:12:05 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 10, 2016, 09:51:13 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 10, 2016, 09:24:34 AM
So, how much money should the Cubs spend on Arrieta?

It's not my money, except for the cash they collect in jersey, ticket, and concession purchases, but I wouldn't have a problem with Arrieta receiving a similar length and similar, if not slightly more, pay.

I'd be fine extending him until he's 35 or so. Not so excited to get into his later 30s with a huge contract.

On the other hand, for as awesome as the whole organization has become, the minor leagues are still pretty barren in terms of pitching talent. I don't know that there are more than 2-3 guys who have a reasonable shot at sticking in a rotation long-term. That might make them more eager to keep Arrieta around.

Simplified: pay Arrieta or pay some free agent. I think that makes the choice clear. Unless you think cobbling a rotation together behind this kind of offensive starpower while your window is wide open is a good idea. Hint - it isn't.

It's hard to envision a Cubs rotation without Lester and Arrieta at the top of it for the next 4-5 seasons barring injury. Filling in the rest will be a matter of how hard they lean on teams at each season's deadline/winter meetings. Lackey, Hammel, and Hendricks - I bet you can remove two of them by 2018 if not all three. One of Hammel/Hendricks could easily be replaced by August.

I guess what I'm saying is - they're going to sign Jake. I don't really see an alternative.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on May 10, 2016, 11:24:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.

Depends. Both have their knocks. Strasburg is younger than Arrieta, he's also had TJS. Arrieta is potentially less of an injury risk but then he's also going to be on the wrong side of 30 and has had only one full season.

I have no idea what the motivation is for Strasburg to sign that deal a mere 4 months ahead of free agency.  That seems weird.  But, he has two opt outs including the first one after his age-31 season, or the age Arrieta will be when he hits free agency.  I have no idea how the contract is structured but, assuming he rakes in a cool 75 mil and has the opportunity to hit free agency again at 31?  If Arrieta is good for 7/210, would Strasburg come close?  So, that would make it a 10-year/$285mm in earnings.  I don't think Arrieta is getting anywhere near that.

I guess, in other words, this is probably a bad comp for the Arrieta negotiations.

As much hand-wringing as there was at the time, maybe Strasburg has actually come to appreciate where the Nationals were coming from when they shut him down way back when to save his arm.

Can't think of too many reasons he'd sign this right now.

Unless he's fearful of going on the DL for the 7th time between now and the end of the season and hurting his value.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 11:33:46 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 10, 2016, 11:24:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.

Depends. Both have their knocks. Strasburg is younger than Arrieta, he's also had TJS. Arrieta is potentially less of an injury risk but then he's also going to be on the wrong side of 30 and has had only one full season.

I have no idea what the motivation is for Strasburg to sign that deal a mere 4 months ahead of free agency.  That seems weird.  But, he has two opt outs including the first one after his age-31 season, or the age Arrieta will be when he hits free agency.  I have no idea how the contract is structured but, assuming he rakes in a cool 75 mil and has the opportunity to hit free agency again at 31?  If Arrieta is good for 7/210, would Strasburg come close?  So, that would make it a 10-year/$285mm in earnings.  I don't think Arrieta is getting anywhere near that.

I guess, in other words, this is probably a bad comp for the Arrieta negotiations.

As much hand-wringing as there was at the time, maybe Strasburg has actually come to appreciate where the Nationals were coming from when they shut him down way back when to save his arm.

Can't think of too many reasons he'd sign this right now.

Unless he's fearful of going on the DL for the 7th time between now and the end of the season and hurting his value.

Maybe this really is a market-value contract for him.  I figure there are two ways to look at it:

1. He's worried about his health and wanted to security.
2. He's completely not worried about his health and wanted the chance to cash in in three years with the opt-out.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on May 10, 2016, 11:34:49 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 10, 2016, 11:24:43 AM
As much hand-wringing as there was at the time, maybe Strasburg has actually come to appreciate where the Nationals were coming from when they shut him down way back when to save his arm.

Stupidity?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 10, 2016, 11:35:55 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 11:33:46 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 10, 2016, 11:24:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.

Depends. Both have their knocks. Strasburg is younger than Arrieta, he's also had TJS. Arrieta is potentially less of an injury risk but then he's also going to be on the wrong side of 30 and has had only one full season.

I have no idea what the motivation is for Strasburg to sign that deal a mere 4 months ahead of free agency.  That seems weird.  But, he has two opt outs including the first one after his age-31 season, or the age Arrieta will be when he hits free agency.  I have no idea how the contract is structured but, assuming he rakes in a cool 75 mil and has the opportunity to hit free agency again at 31?  If Arrieta is good for 7/210, would Strasburg come close?  So, that would make it a 10-year/$285mm in earnings.  I don't think Arrieta is getting anywhere near that.

I guess, in other words, this is probably a bad comp for the Arrieta negotiations.

As much hand-wringing as there was at the time, maybe Strasburg has actually come to appreciate where the Nationals were coming from when they shut him down way back when to save his arm.

Can't think of too many reasons he'd sign this right now.

Unless he's fearful of going on the DL for the 7th time between now and the end of the season and hurting his value.

Maybe this really is a market-value contract for him.  I figure there are two ways to look at it:

1. He's worried about his health and wanted to security.
2. He's completely not worried about his health and wanted the chance to cash in in three years with the opt-out.

I'm guessing the opt out was the clincher. If you're Strasburg and you know that you can still have a shot at a bigger deal three years from now if all goes well, or make 175 million even if your arm falls off tomorrow, you'd be dumb not to take that deal.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 11:38:51 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 11:35:55 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 11:33:46 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 10, 2016, 11:24:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.

Depends. Both have their knocks. Strasburg is younger than Arrieta, he's also had TJS. Arrieta is potentially less of an injury risk but then he's also going to be on the wrong side of 30 and has had only one full season.

I have no idea what the motivation is for Strasburg to sign that deal a mere 4 months ahead of free agency.  That seems weird.  But, he has two opt outs including the first one after his age-31 season, or the age Arrieta will be when he hits free agency.  I have no idea how the contract is structured but, assuming he rakes in a cool 75 mil and has the opportunity to hit free agency again at 31?  If Arrieta is good for 7/210, would Strasburg come close?  So, that would make it a 10-year/$285mm in earnings.  I don't think Arrieta is getting anywhere near that.

I guess, in other words, this is probably a bad comp for the Arrieta negotiations.

As much hand-wringing as there was at the time, maybe Strasburg has actually come to appreciate where the Nationals were coming from when they shut him down way back when to save his arm.

Can't think of too many reasons he'd sign this right now.

Unless he's fearful of going on the DL for the 7th time between now and the end of the season and hurting his value.

Maybe this really is a market-value contract for him.  I figure there are two ways to look at it:

1. He's worried about his health and wanted to security.
2. He's completely not worried about his health and wanted the chance to cash in in three years with the opt-out.

I'm guessing the opt out was the clincher. If you're Strasburg and you know that you can still have a shot at a bigger deal three years from now if all goes well, or make 175 million even if your arm falls off tomorrow, you'd be dumb not to take that deal.

Well, yeah.  Without the opt-out, he's easily worth the 7/210, right?  I'm guessing the opt-out is pretty much the only thing that got him to sign?

It's getting weird how fascinated I am about all this.  Boras client signs extension before hitting free agency, with two opt-outs...etc, etc.  This is great for me.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on May 10, 2016, 11:45:54 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 11:38:51 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 11:35:55 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 11:33:46 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 10, 2016, 11:24:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.

Depends. Both have their knocks. Strasburg is younger than Arrieta, he's also had TJS. Arrieta is potentially less of an injury risk but then he's also going to be on the wrong side of 30 and has had only one full season.

I have no idea what the motivation is for Strasburg to sign that deal a mere 4 months ahead of free agency.  That seems weird.  But, he has two opt outs including the first one after his age-31 season, or the age Arrieta will be when he hits free agency.  I have no idea how the contract is structured but, assuming he rakes in a cool 75 mil and has the opportunity to hit free agency again at 31?  If Arrieta is good for 7/210, would Strasburg come close?  So, that would make it a 10-year/$285mm in earnings.  I don't think Arrieta is getting anywhere near that.

I guess, in other words, this is probably a bad comp for the Arrieta negotiations.

As much hand-wringing as there was at the time, maybe Strasburg has actually come to appreciate where the Nationals were coming from when they shut him down way back when to save his arm.

Can't think of too many reasons he'd sign this right now.

Unless he's fearful of going on the DL for the 7th time between now and the end of the season and hurting his value.

Maybe this really is a market-value contract for him.  I figure there are two ways to look at it:

1. He's worried about his health and wanted to security.
2. He's completely not worried about his health and wanted the chance to cash in in three years with the opt-out.

I'm guessing the opt out was the clincher. If you're Strasburg and you know that you can still have a shot at a bigger deal three years from now if all goes well, or make 175 million even if your arm falls off tomorrow, you'd be dumb not to take that deal.

Well, yeah.  Without the opt-out, he's easily worth the 7/210, right?  I'm guessing the opt-out is pretty much the only thing that got him to sign?

It's getting weird how fascinated I am about all this.  Boras client signs extension before hitting free agency, with two opt-outs...etc, etc.  This is great for me.

Are you hitting the open market soon?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 11:48:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 11:33:46 AM

1. He's worried about his health and wanted to security.
2. He's completely not worried about his health and wanted the chance to cash in in three years with the opt-out.

I'm not sure having the extra dough will help him security.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 02:24:09 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 10, 2016, 11:45:54 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 11:38:51 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 11:35:55 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 11:33:46 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 10, 2016, 11:24:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.

Depends. Both have their knocks. Strasburg is younger than Arrieta, he's also had TJS. Arrieta is potentially less of an injury risk but then he's also going to be on the wrong side of 30 and has had only one full season.

I have no idea what the motivation is for Strasburg to sign that deal a mere 4 months ahead of free agency.  That seems weird.  But, he has two opt outs including the first one after his age-31 season, or the age Arrieta will be when he hits free agency.  I have no idea how the contract is structured but, assuming he rakes in a cool 75 mil and has the opportunity to hit free agency again at 31?  If Arrieta is good for 7/210, would Strasburg come close?  So, that would make it a 10-year/$285mm in earnings.  I don't think Arrieta is getting anywhere near that.

I guess, in other words, this is probably a bad comp for the Arrieta negotiations.

As much hand-wringing as there was at the time, maybe Strasburg has actually come to appreciate where the Nationals were coming from when they shut him down way back when to save his arm.

Can't think of too many reasons he'd sign this right now.

Unless he's fearful of going on the DL for the 7th time between now and the end of the season and hurting his value.

Maybe this really is a market-value contract for him.  I figure there are two ways to look at it:

1. He's worried about his health and wanted to security.
2. He's completely not worried about his health and wanted the chance to cash in in three years with the opt-out.

I'm guessing the opt out was the clincher. If you're Strasburg and you know that you can still have a shot at a bigger deal three years from now if all goes well, or make 175 million even if your arm falls off tomorrow, you'd be dumb not to take that deal.

Well, yeah.  Without the opt-out, he's easily worth the 7/210, right?  I'm guessing the opt-out is pretty much the only thing that got him to sign?

It's getting weird how fascinated I am about all this.  Boras client signs extension before hitting free agency, with two opt-outs...etc, etc.  This is great for me.

Are you hitting the open market soon?

I'm perpetually on the open market.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 10, 2016, 03:50:11 PM
Boras is getting soft; quick, lock down all his Cubs clients for cheap!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on May 11, 2016, 11:47:02 AM
As many of you know, I have been a Cub fan since before Roy Smalley was sailing what should have been routine groundouts into the first base dugout.   I was a Cub fan when Hal Jeffcoat  was playing  right field, not pitching.  When I first became a Cub fan I was shorter than Peanuts Lowery.  This is the best Cub team in my lifetime of miserable Cub fanhood. 
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 11, 2016, 12:04:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 11, 2016, 11:47:02 AM
As many of you know, I have been a Cub fan since before Roy Smalley was sailing what should have been routine groundouts into the first base dugout.   I was a Cub fan when Hal Jeffcoat  was playing  right field, not pitching.  When I first became a Cub fan I was shorter than Peanuts Lowery.  This is the best Cub team in my lifetime of miserable Cub fanhood. 

You've earned it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 11, 2016, 12:13:38 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 11, 2016, 11:47:02 AM
As many of you know, I have been a Cub fan since before Roy Smalley was sailing what should have been routine groundouts into the first base dugout.   I was a Cub fan when Hal Jeffcoat  was playing  right field, not pitching.  When I first became a Cub fan I was shorter than Peanuts Lowery.  This is the best Cub team in my lifetime of miserable Cub fanhood. 

Apropos of nothing, but I read this about 1 minute before Javier Baez sailed one into the stands.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 11, 2016, 01:14:46 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 11, 2016, 12:13:38 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 11, 2016, 11:47:02 AM
As many of you know, I have been a Cub fan since before Roy Smalley was sailing what should have been routine groundouts into the first base dugout.   I was a Cub fan when Hal Jeffcoat  was playing  right field, not pitching.  When I first became a Cub fan I was shorter than Peanuts Lowery.  This is the best Cub team in my lifetime of miserable Cub fanhood. 

Apropos of nothing, but I read this about 1 minute before Javier Baez sailed one into the stands.

Am I watching the wrong game today?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 11, 2016, 02:27:54 PM
As Lou Brown once said, I think you can go get him now.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 11, 2016, 02:31:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 11, 2016, 02:27:54 PM
As Lou Brown once said, I think you can go get him now.

I find it really weird that Joe is slow with the hook on Pedro when last year he was so quick to yank Rondon at the first sign of trouble early in the year. Pedro usually broadcasts very loudly with the first hitter he faces whether he can control his slider or not. If he can't, it almost never works out.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 02:34:38 PM
The bullpen's making sure this streak ends with a bang. 2 outs, no one one and a little bitch has to bunt to get on and start the snowball rolling. Fuck that prick Jankowski. Hope he gets one in the earhole next at bat.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 11, 2016, 02:35:44 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 02:34:38 PM
The bullpen's making sure this streak ends with a bang. 2 outs, no one one and a little bitch has to bunt to get on and start the snowball rolling. Fuck that prick Jankowski. Hope he gets one in the earhole next at bat.

#BFIB
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 11, 2016, 02:37:33 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 11, 2016, 02:35:44 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 02:34:38 PM
The bullpen's making sure this streak ends with a bang. 2 outs, no one one and a little bitch has to bunt to get on and start the snowball rolling. Fuck that prick Jankowski. Hope he gets one in the earhole next at bat.

#BFIB

That's some epic level meatball.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 11, 2016, 02:38:22 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 11, 2016, 02:35:44 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 02:34:38 PM
The bullpen's making sure this streak ends with a bang. 2 outs, no one one and a little bitch has to bunt to get on and start the snowball rolling. Fuck that prick Jankowski. Hope he gets one in the earhole next at bat.

#BFIB

Eh. Needs more encouragement to commit suicide and rampant homophobia to truly be BFIB material.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 11, 2016, 03:02:28 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 11, 2016, 02:38:22 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 11, 2016, 02:35:44 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 02:34:38 PM
The bullpen's making sure this streak ends with a bang. 2 outs, no one one and a little bitch has to bunt to get on and start the snowball rolling. Fuck that prick Jankowski. Hope he gets one in the earhole next at bat.

#BFIB

Eh. Needs more encouragement to commit suicide and rampant homophobia to truly be BFIB material.

sprinkling in some racism makes it gold level BFIB.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 11, 2016, 03:04:06 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

Yes, a bad hitter with speed getting on base about the only way he possibly can sure is some bullshit. Unsporting. Harumph.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:04:41 PM
So you're saying I should've thrown in honkey for my auto-induction into the #BFIB? Damnit all to hell. Why don't I think of these things?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 11, 2016, 03:26:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2016, 03:04:06 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

Yes, a bad hitter with speed getting on base about the only way he possibly can sure is some bullshit. Unsporting. Harumph.

Certainly no Cub would ever bunt for a hit.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 11, 2016, 03:29:50 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

Not sure why I'm bothering with this but here goes....

If you take a step back and look at it objectively, you'd realize it was a great play to bunt for a hit there.  If it was a Cub you'd probably run out of superlatives in praising the fellow.  When you're down runs you need baserunners, not some asshat squeezing the wood out of the bat by swinging for the fences because MANLY NOT PUSSY.  It was a smart play that eventually paid dividends.  No different than a dude drawing a walk to start a rally.  Get on base, that's all that counts and he did it.  

*ducks*
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on May 11, 2016, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

I'd rather the Cubs lose to a shitty team than the Cards or Pirates.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:58:00 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

Ah, so you're saying the bullpen is bush league. Not the bunt. Ok. Carry on then.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 11, 2016, 07:43:21 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:58:00 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

Ah, so you're saying the bullpen is bush league. Not the bunt. Ok. Carry on then.

Pedro Strop had a bad outing after a long period of bullpen dominance. Clearly, the season is ruined.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 11, 2016, 09:42:44 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
some little slapdick pussy

I wonder what LoneStarCubFan's up to these days.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 11, 2016, 10:21:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 11, 2016, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

I'd rather the Cubs lose to a shitty team than the Cards or Pirates.

I hadn't considered this but I agree 100% and suddenly feel better now.  Thanks, Slaky!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Armchair_QB on May 11, 2016, 11:31:31 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 11, 2016, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

I'd rather the Cubs lose to a shitty team than the Cards or Pirates.

This.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:21:54 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 11, 2016, 10:21:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 11, 2016, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

I'd rather the Cubs lose to a shitty team than the Cards or Pirates.

I hadn't considered this but I agree 100% and suddenly feel better now.  Thanks, Slaky!

I pretty much always feel this way. You lose to a shit team, well, baseball is weird sometimes. You lose to the methheads and you have to deal with their fans, and games against a team like Pittsburgh might actually matter.

I actually had a feeling they'd drop 2 of 3 to the Padres because they'd been unsustainably hot and it seems like the bad Padres teams never roll over and die for the Cubs like they are supposed to. Now they'll kick the shit out of Pittsburgh again and all will be right with the world.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 12, 2016, 08:21:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:21:54 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 11, 2016, 10:21:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 11, 2016, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

I'd rather the Cubs lose to a shitty team than the Cards or Pirates.

I hadn't considered this but I agree 100% and suddenly feel better now.  Thanks, Slaky!

I pretty much always feel this way. You lose to a shit team, well, baseball is weird sometimes. You lose to the methheads and you have to deal with their fans, and games against a team like Pittsburgh might actually matter.

I actually had a feeling they'd drop 2 of 3 to the Padres because they'd been unsustainably hot and it seems like the bad Padres teams never roll over and die for the Cubs like they are supposed to. Now they'll kick the shit out of Pittsburgh again and all will be right with the world.

It's not even about the meth head fans for me, so much as that on a practical level, STL & PIT are the 2 teams realistically competing with the Cubs for the division.  Wipe the floor with those teams and I can handle losing to the dregs of the league every so often.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:30:30 AM
I don't know about you guys but I'd rather the Cubs drop a double header at home to a shitty team on the heels of an 8-game winning streak when they're 17 games over .500 and 7 games up in the division with over 120 games remaining than when that's not the case.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 12, 2016, 08:30:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 12, 2016, 08:21:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:21:54 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 11, 2016, 10:21:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 11, 2016, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

I'd rather the Cubs lose to a shitty team than the Cards or Pirates.

I hadn't considered this but I agree 100% and suddenly feel better now.  Thanks, Slaky!

I pretty much always feel this way. You lose to a shit team, well, baseball is weird sometimes. You lose to the methheads and you have to deal with their fans, and games against a team like Pittsburgh might actually matter.

I actually had a feeling they'd drop 2 of 3 to the Padres because they'd been unsustainably hot and it seems like the bad Padres teams never roll over and die for the Cubs like they are supposed to. Now they'll kick the shit out of Pittsburgh again and all will be right with the world.

It's not even about the meth head fans for me, so much as that on a practical level, STL & PIT are the 2 teams realistically competing with the Cubs for the division.  Wipe the floor with those teams and I can handle losing to the dregs of the league every so often.

I'm going to embrace my Fork-lineage for a minute and say St. Louis ain't competing for shit at this point. I want to beat them because beating them is fun, but they don't matter. Pittsburgh still has a fighting chance, but if they drop this series this weekend it's probably as close to over as it can get in May.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:33:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 08:30:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 12, 2016, 08:21:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:21:54 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 11, 2016, 10:21:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 11, 2016, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

I'd rather the Cubs lose to a shitty team than the Cards or Pirates.

I hadn't considered this but I agree 100% and suddenly feel better now.  Thanks, Slaky!

I pretty much always feel this way. You lose to a shit team, well, baseball is weird sometimes. You lose to the methheads and you have to deal with their fans, and games against a team like Pittsburgh might actually matter.

I actually had a feeling they'd drop 2 of 3 to the Padres because they'd been unsustainably hot and it seems like the bad Padres teams never roll over and die for the Cubs like they are supposed to. Now they'll kick the shit out of Pittsburgh again and all will be right with the world.

It's not even about the meth head fans for me, so much as that on a practical level, STL & PIT are the 2 teams realistically competing with the Cubs for the division.  Wipe the floor with those teams and I can handle losing to the dregs of the league every so often.

I'm going to embrace my Fork-lineage for a minute and say St. Louis ain't competing for shit at this point. I want to beat them because beating them is fun, but they don't matter. Pittsburgh still has a fighting chance, but if they drop this series this weekend it's probably as close to over as it can get in May.

None of this is completely true but it will feel like it to us, the fans. And that's big.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 12, 2016, 08:36:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 08:30:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 12, 2016, 08:21:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:21:54 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 11, 2016, 10:21:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 11, 2016, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 11, 2016, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 11, 2016, 03:03:05 PM
Nah, just pissed that the previous 2 innings the offense could've easily piled on and effectively ended this. Follow that with some little slapdick pussy deciding to be cute and bunting with no one on and 2 outs to start this shit. I hate bush league bs like that.

How much did you hate all of those bush league intentional walks to Royce Harper?

I have no problem with intentional walks as it' a smart move most times. Never once when giant-headed Bonds was up in a situation like that was I angry. Taking the bat away from a quality hitter or even to get to a much less dangerous hitter is basically expected. I'm more pissed that Hendricks pitched a really good game and that the bullpen imploded after what should've been a harmless 2-out bunt. That and hat it was the shitty Padres...

I'd rather the Cubs lose to a shitty team than the Cards or Pirates.

I hadn't considered this but I agree 100% and suddenly feel better now.  Thanks, Slaky!

I pretty much always feel this way. You lose to a shit team, well, baseball is weird sometimes. You lose to the methheads and you have to deal with their fans, and games against a team like Pittsburgh might actually matter.

I actually had a feeling they'd drop 2 of 3 to the Padres because they'd been unsustainably hot and it seems like the bad Padres teams never roll over and die for the Cubs like they are supposed to. Now they'll kick the shit out of Pittsburgh again and all will be right with the world.

It's not even about the meth head fans for me, so much as that on a practical level, STL & PIT are the 2 teams realistically competing with the Cubs for the division.  Wipe the floor with those teams and I can handle losing to the dregs of the league every so often.

I'm going to embrace my Fork-lineage for a minute and say St. Louis ain't competing for shit at this point. I want to beat them because beating them is fun, but they don't matter. Pittsburgh still has a fighting chance, but if they drop this series this weekend it's probably as close to over as it can get in May.

All the more reason to stomp them when they get a chance. 
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: thehawk on May 12, 2016, 09:51:30 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:30:30 AM
I don't know about you guys but I'd rather the Cubs drop a double header at home to a shitty team on the heels of an 8-game winning streak when they're 17 games over .500 and 7 games up in the division with over 120 games remaining than when that's not the case.

Yeah, losing a double header to 'plunge' to 25-8 in the standings elicits no more than a doommeh
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on May 12, 2016, 10:33:25 AM
Quote from: thehawk on May 12, 2016, 09:51:30 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:30:30 AM
I don't know about you guys but I'd rather the Cubs drop a double header at home to a shitty team on the heels of an 8-game winning streak when they're 17 games over .500 and 7 games up in the division with over 120 games remaining than when that's not the case.

Yeah, losing a double header to 'plunge' to 25-8 in the standings elicits no more than a doommeh

This is excellent
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 08:53:19 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

Yeah, he's exactly the kind of guy that gave them fits last year, and so far this year lefties with good breaking stuff are about the only pitchers they have struggled against so far (Jaime Garcia, Pomeranz the other day). It's a good test for them.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:02:06 AM
DPD, but if this team has any weakness (other than their middle relievers, but that is literally every team's weakness), they do appear to be somewhat more vulnerable vs. LHP than RHP. Team OPS of .737 vs LHP (.819 vs RHP). That's something I'd like to see them improve upon because just about every rotation they might face in the playoffs has a tough left handed starter or two. Beating up on Liriano would be a nice start.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 13, 2016, 09:10:54 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:02:06 AM
DPD, but if this team has any weakness (other than their middle relievers, but that is literally every team's weakness), they do appear to be somewhat more vulnerable vs. LHP than RHP. Team OPS of .737 vs LHP (.819 vs RHP). That's something I'd like to see them improve upon because just about every rotation they might face in the playoffs has a tough left handed starter or two. Beating up on Liriano would be a nice start.

I'm still kind of reeling at Drew Fucking Pomerantz putting them on ice Wednesday so I'm inclined to share this concern.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:13:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 13, 2016, 09:10:54 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:02:06 AM
DPD, but if this team has any weakness (other than their middle relievers, but that is literally every team's weakness), they do appear to be somewhat more vulnerable vs. LHP than RHP. Team OPS of .737 vs LHP (.819 vs RHP). That's something I'd like to see them improve upon because just about every rotation they might face in the playoffs has a tough left handed starter or two. Beating up on Liriano would be a nice start.

I'm still kind of reeling at Drew Fucking Pomerantz putting them on ice Wednesday so I'm inclined to share this concern.

To be fair Pomeranz has been really fucking good this year, and not just against the Cubs. The A's trading him for Yonder Alonso looks even worse than it did in the winter, when it was considered a bad trade simply because no one should want Yonder Alonso.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:21:51 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:02:06 AM
DPD, but if this team has any weakness (other than their middle relievers, but that is literally every team's weakness), they do appear to be somewhat more vulnerable vs. LHP than RHP. Team OPS of .737 vs LHP (.819 vs RHP). That's something I'd like to see them improve upon because just about every rotation they might face in the playoffs has a tough left handed starter or two. Beating up on Liriano would be a nice start.

The average OPS for a major leaguer is, what...715 or something?  If the Cubs biggest weakness is that, as a team, they are better than average against LHP, I think it's great!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:24:23 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:21:51 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:02:06 AM
DPD, but if this team has any weakness (other than their middle relievers, but that is literally every team's weakness), they do appear to be somewhat more vulnerable vs. LHP than RHP. Team OPS of .737 vs LHP (.819 vs RHP). That's something I'd like to see them improve upon because just about every rotation they might face in the playoffs has a tough left handed starter or two. Beating up on Liriano would be a nice start.

The average OPS for a major leaguer is, what...715 or something?  If the Cubs biggest weakness is that, as a team, they are better than average against LHP, I think it's great!

Yeah looking at B-Ref that amounts to a 107 team OPS+ vs LHP vs a 125 OPS+ vs RHP. So one is pretty above average and the other is dominant. Let's not tolerate bullshit here, Oleg. I want them donkey punching opposing pitchers in equal measure, left or right handed.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:24:23 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:21:51 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:02:06 AM
DPD, but if this team has any weakness (other than their middle relievers, but that is literally every team's weakness), they do appear to be somewhat more vulnerable vs. LHP than RHP. Team OPS of .737 vs LHP (.819 vs RHP). That's something I'd like to see them improve upon because just about every rotation they might face in the playoffs has a tough left handed starter or two. Beating up on Liriano would be a nice start.

The average OPS for a major leaguer is, what...715 or something?  If the Cubs biggest weakness is that, as a team, they are better than average against LHP, I think it's great!

Yeah looking at B-Ref that amounts to a 107 team OPS+ vs LHP vs a 125 OPS+ vs RHP. So one is pretty above average and the other is dominant. Let's not tolerate bullshit here, Oleg. I want them donkey punching opposing pitchers in equal measure, left or right handed.

Fair enough.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 10:47:05 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

I agree. If you want to pass an early test of how much of this is success is applicable in a crapshoot of a postseason series, hammer a guy like Liriano.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:53:04 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 10:47:05 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

I agree. If you want to pass an early test of how much of this is success is applicable in a crapshoot of a postseason series, hammer a guy like Liriano.

Yup. They've passed some early tests against the kind of power pitchers they might see in the playoffs (Gerrit Cole, Scherzer, Garrett Richards), just looking for a nice definitive pasting of a lefty with wipeout stuff.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:46:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

(http://i.giphy.com/RpVZL0sy3vrri.gif)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:56:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:46:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

(http://i.giphy.com/RpVZL0sy3vrri.gif)

I guess we can believe they're pretty good now.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:59:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:56:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:46:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

(http://i.giphy.com/RpVZL0sy3vrri.gif)

I guess we can believe they're pretty good now.

Liriano didn't have it today. That slider was doo doo. Not that I'm complaining but that wasn't exactly the epic battle I was fantasizing about while I masturbated to the Cubs this morning.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:59:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:56:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:46:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

(http://i.giphy.com/RpVZL0sy3vrri.gif)

I guess we can believe they're pretty good now.

Liriano didn't have it today. That slider was doo doo. Not that I'm complaining but that wasn't exactly the epic battle I was fantasizing about while I masturbated to the Cubs this morning.

That changeup was sick, though. They waited him out when necessary. Get the fuck outta here with your excuses for the Pittsburgh pitcher, ApexInHydePark.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 03:04:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:59:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:56:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:46:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

(http://i.giphy.com/RpVZL0sy3vrri.gif)

I guess we can believe they're pretty good now.

Liriano didn't have it today. That slider was doo doo. Not that I'm complaining but that wasn't exactly the epic battle I was fantasizing about while I masturbated to the Cubs this morning.

That changeup was sick, though. They waited him out when necessary. Get the fuck outta here with your excuses for the Pittsburgh pitcher, ApexInHydePark.

I laughed. They could of signed Liriano and probably Bronson Arroyo for all that Jon Lester money. /APiHP
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:27:22 PM
While not a HUGE ISSUE Clayton Richard is heading for firebarn territory. He's a nice story and seems like an easy guy to root for but get some outs for fuck's sake.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

So that's been fixed. What's next?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

So that's been fixed. What's next?

(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/new-york-mets-mascot-mr-met-entertains-the-crowd-between-innings-of-a-picture-id495224469)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:27:22 PM
While not a HUGE ISSUE Clayton Richard is heading for firebarn territory. He's a nice story and seems like an easy guy to root for but get some outs for fuck's sake.

Yeah unless  Travis Wood suddenly finds that extra  velocity  he gained last year when he moved to the pen they should  probably  add a loogy
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 06:07:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:27:22 PM
While not a HUGE ISSUE Clayton Richard is heading for firebarn territory. He's a nice story and seems like an easy guy to root for but get some outs for fuck's sake.

Yeah unless  Travis Wood suddenly finds that extra  velocity  he gained last year when he moved to the pen they should  probably  add a loogy

Miller or Chapman would make excellent LOOGYs.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 06:22:51 PM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 06:07:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:27:22 PM
While not a HUGE ISSUE Clayton Richard is heading for firebarn territory. He's a nice story and seems like an easy guy to root for but get some outs for fuck's sake.

Yeah unless  Travis Wood suddenly finds that extra  velocity  he gained last year when he moved to the pen they should  probably  add a loogy

Miller or Chapman would make excellent LOOGYs.

Miller sounds good. Fuck Chapman
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:15:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

So that's been fixed. What's next?

(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/new-york-mets-mascot-mr-met-entertains-the-crowd-between-innings-of-a-picture-id495224469)

YUP.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 08:34:51 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:15:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

So that's been fixed. What's next?

(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/new-york-mets-mascot-mr-met-entertains-the-crowd-between-innings-of-a-picture-id495224469)

YUP.

Concur.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 08:36:21 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 08:34:51 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:15:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

So that's been fixed. What's next?

(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/new-york-mets-mascot-mr-met-entertains-the-crowd-between-innings-of-a-picture-id495224469)

YUP.

Concur.

Although, considering how the Cubs had full ownership of the Mets during the regular season last year, maybe everything that happens between now and around October 15 is a formality.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: InternetApex on May 16, 2016, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 08:36:21 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 08:34:51 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:15:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

So that's been fixed. What's next?

(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/new-york-mets-mascot-mr-met-entertains-the-crowd-between-innings-of-a-picture-id495224469)

YUP.

Concur.

Although, considering how the Cubs had full ownership of the Mets during the regular season last year, maybe everything that happens between now and around October 15 is a formality.

The same thing also occurred to me.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on May 16, 2016, 10:04:09 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 16, 2016, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 08:36:21 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 08:34:51 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:15:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

So that's been fixed. What's next?

(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/new-york-mets-mascot-mr-met-entertains-the-crowd-between-innings-of-a-picture-id495224469)

YUP.

Concur.

Although, considering how the Cubs had full ownership of the Mets during the regular season last year, maybe everything that happens between now and around October 15 is a formality.

The same thing also occurred to me.

We really are this Onion article (http://theonion.com/article/cubs-fans-cautiously-optimistic-after-jake-arrieta-52829) (I'm right there too).
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 16, 2016, 10:11:53 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 10:04:09 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 16, 2016, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 08:36:21 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 08:34:51 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:15:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

So that's been fixed. What's next?

(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/new-york-mets-mascot-mr-met-entertains-the-crowd-between-innings-of-a-picture-id495224469)

YUP.

Concur.

Although, considering how the Cubs had full ownership of the Mets during the regular season last year, maybe everything that happens between now and around October 15 is a formality.

The same thing also occurred to me.

We really are this Onion article (//http://) (I'm right there too).

Nice morphlink, no-link.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 16, 2016, 10:12:54 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 16, 2016, 10:11:53 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 10:04:09 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 16, 2016, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 08:36:21 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 08:34:51 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:15:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

So that's been fixed. What's next?

(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/new-york-mets-mascot-mr-met-entertains-the-crowd-between-innings-of-a-picture-id495224469)

YUP.

Concur.

Although, considering how the Cubs had full ownership of the Mets during the regular season last year, maybe everything that happens between now and around October 15 is a formality.

The same thing also occurred to me.

We really are this Onion article (//http://) (I'm right there too).

Nice morphlink, no-link.

Sorry Eli, I was just a second too late in fixing it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on May 16, 2016, 10:29:54 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 16, 2016, 10:12:54 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 16, 2016, 10:11:53 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 10:04:09 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 16, 2016, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 08:36:21 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 08:34:51 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:15:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

So that's been fixed. What's next?


YUP.

Concur.

Although, considering how the Cubs had full ownership of the Mets during the regular season last year, maybe everything that happens between now and around October 15 is a formality.

The same thing also occurred to me.

We really are this Onion article (//http://) (I'm right there too).

Nice morphlink, no-link.

Sorry Eli, I was just a second too late in fixing it.

I blame the fun filter at work for that one.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2016, 10:43:34 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 16, 2016, 10:12:54 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 16, 2016, 10:11:53 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 10:04:09 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 16, 2016, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 08:36:21 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 08:34:51 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:15:28 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 07:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 07:27:27 AM
Looking forward to today's game. If the Cubs lineup can be patient and wait out Liriano's bullshit and make him pay that'll be a nice sign of how much they've improved since last year.

as opposed to getting to 17 games over .500 about 3 months earlier than they did last year?

More "in addition to" than "opposed to", but thanks for your Time To Post reminder that the Cubs are really good and there's no need to really discuss anything in depth.

Since they had a .446 OPS against Liriano last year, I deem your initial post VALID.

So that's been fixed. What's next?

(http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/new-york-mets-mascot-mr-met-entertains-the-crowd-between-innings-of-a-picture-id495224469)

YUP.

Concur.

Although, considering how the Cubs had full ownership of the Mets during the regular season last year, maybe everything that happens between now and around October 15 is a formality.

The same thing also occurred to me.

We really are this Onion article (//http://) (I'm right there too).

Nice morphlink, no-link.

Sorry Eli, I was just a second too late in fixing it.

SKO has gone mad with power.  If God wanted our PANKs to not be PANKs, He would not have created PANKs.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on May 17, 2016, 01:46:37 PM
So I'm breaking my stance on not watching much of a Cubs game until I know they're in the World Series. The rents got me an early b-day present of 3 tickets for my son, wife and myself in the 2nd row up from the Cubs bullpen in right at Miller Park tonight. If they lose I'll have to go back to my original stance. Hopefully they win since the Brewer starter is 1-5 with a 6+ ERA.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 17, 2016, 02:05:33 PM
This one's really good, CT.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 17, 2016, 02:22:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 17, 2016, 02:05:33 PM
This one's really good, CT.

Inspired.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 17, 2016, 09:31:41 PM
That was dumb. Also FIP and fWAR and all that but my inner meatball will never stop bitching that Kyle Hendricks needs to sack up and throw 6 innings without shitting the tub
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Andy on May 18, 2016, 05:48:06 AM
Test.

Bruce Levine test .
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 18, 2016, 08:24:12 AM
It took a 2-4 stretch in mid-May for this team to lose their tenth game.

Is that good? It seems good.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2016, 02:44:03 PM
If mediocrity against bad teams (Atlanta, Milwaukee) means more winning streaks against good teams (Pirates/Nationals, Giants/Cardinals), I say let the Brewers' 500 fans have their fun.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on May 24, 2016, 06:28:11 PM
Splooge
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 26, 2016, 06:09:56 AM
It seems to me that the cycles of the season are such right now that the Cubs might be playing Philadelphia at a pretty sweet time this weekend, and I won't be surprised or shocked if some normalization occurs--the Cubs hopefully cycling out of their recent 6-8 "funk" (wherein they still managed to out-score their opponents by 15 runs in that time), and Philadelphia coming back to earth at least a little after a 6-week start to their season that stands out as the most surprising story in baseball thus far (in a positive way).

What I'm trying to say here--and don't tell my dad I'm about to say this --is I feel like the Cubs are about to send the Phillies to the moon.  Woof.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 26, 2016, 07:26:13 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 26, 2016, 06:09:56 AM
It seems to me that the cycles of the season are such right now that the Cubs might be playing Philadelphia at a pretty sweet time this weekend, and I won't be surprised or shocked if some normalization occurs--the Cubs hopefully cycling out of their recent 6-8 "funk" (wherein they still managed to out-score their opponents by 15 runs in that time), and Philadelphia coming back to earth at least a little after a 6-week start to their season that stands out as the most surprising story in baseball thus far (in a positive way).

What I'm trying to say here--and don't tell my dad I'm about to say this --is I feel like the Cubs are about to send the Phillies to the moon.  Woof.

I am neither supporting your hunch or condemning it, I just want to say that the Phillies (26-21) being 5 over with a -31 run differential is really something and I want ChuckD or someone to give me a list of the "best" teams with negative run differentials throughout history to see how unusual their start is.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on May 26, 2016, 07:47:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 26, 2016, 07:26:13 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 26, 2016, 06:09:56 AM
It seems to me that the cycles of the season are such right now that the Cubs might be playing Philadelphia at a pretty sweet time this weekend, and I won't be surprised or shocked if some normalization occurs--the Cubs hopefully cycling out of their recent 6-8 "funk" (wherein they still managed to out-score their opponents by 15 runs in that time), and Philadelphia coming back to earth at least a little after a 6-week start to their season that stands out as the most surprising story in baseball thus far (in a positive way).

What I'm trying to say here--and don't tell my dad I'm about to say this --is I feel like the Cubs are about to send the Phillies to the moon.  Woof.

I am neither supporting your hunch or condemning it, I just want to say that the Phillies (26-21) being 5 over with a -31 run differential is really something and I want ChuckD or someone to give me a list of the "best" teams with negative run differentials throughout history to see how unusual their start is.

I remember when the Cubs were like 10 games under and were only a couple runs below even and it felt like the structure was being put into place. With the Phillies this just feels like bizarre early season hoodoo.

That said, the Cubs played like shit against the Phillies last year so I'm very cautious about this series.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 26, 2016, 07:53:16 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2016, 07:47:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 26, 2016, 07:26:13 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 26, 2016, 06:09:56 AM
It seems to me that the cycles of the season are such right now that the Cubs might be playing Philadelphia at a pretty sweet time this weekend, and I won't be surprised or shocked if some normalization occurs--the Cubs hopefully cycling out of their recent 6-8 "funk" (wherein they still managed to out-score their opponents by 15 runs in that time), and Philadelphia coming back to earth at least a little after a 6-week start to their season that stands out as the most surprising story in baseball thus far (in a positive way).

What I'm trying to say here--and don't tell my dad I'm about to say this --is I feel like the Cubs are about to send the Phillies to the moon.  Woof.

I am neither supporting your hunch or condemning it, I just want to say that the Phillies (26-21) being 5 over with a -31 run differential is really something and I want ChuckD or someone to give me a list of the "best" teams with negative run differentials throughout history to see how unusual their start is.

I remember when the Cubs were like 10 games under and were only a couple runs below even and it felt like the structure was being put into place. With the Phillies this just feels like bizarre early season hoodoo.

That said, the Cubs played like shit against the Phillies last year so I'm very cautious about this series.

See, I'll acknowledge that the Phillies--the freaking 2015 Phillies-- took 5 of 7 from the 97-win Cubs and actually use that to bolster my hunch.  Just another one to file under "normalization".  I just can't accept that they'd have taken at least 6 of the most recent 10 games that they'll have played against each other.  The same hoodoo that has propelled them to their 2016 start is the same hoodoo that allowed them to handle the Cubs last year and in both cases, that shit's about to cool off.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on May 26, 2016, 09:17:16 AM
The Cubs have gone 6-8 in their last 14. They still have the best record in baseball by 3 in the loss column, and their run differential still remains +40 better than the second best team in baseball.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 26, 2016, 09:26:53 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 26, 2016, 09:17:16 AM
The Cubs have gone 6-8 in their last 14. They still have the best record in baseball by 3 in the loss column, and their run differential still remains +40 better than the second best team in baseball.

Their run differential is +119. If the NL playoffs started today the Cubs would have a higher run differential than the other 4 playoff teams (WSN/SF/NYM/PIT) combined (+116).
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 30, 2016, 09:11:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 26, 2016, 06:09:56 AM
It seems to me that the cycles of the season are such right now that the Cubs might be playing Philadelphia at a pretty sweet time this weekend, and I won't be surprised or shocked if some normalization occurs--the Cubs hopefully cycling out of their recent 6-8 "funk" (wherein they still managed to out-score their opponents by 15 runs in that time), and Philadelphia coming back to earth at least a little after a 6-week start to their season that stands out as the most surprising story in baseball thus far (in a positive way).

What I'm trying to say here--and don't tell my dad I'm about to say this --is I feel like the Cubs are about to send the Phillies to the moon.  Woof.

(http://i.imgur.com/qaw2wgc.jpg)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 30, 2016, 08:01:58 PM
I think they're only keeping Federowicz on the big league roster to give them some sort of handicap.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on May 31, 2016, 10:05:54 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 30, 2016, 08:01:58 PM
I think they're only keeping Federowicz on the big league roster to give them some sort of handicap.

Same with Clayton Richard, I guess
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 31, 2016, 10:08:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 31, 2016, 10:05:54 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 30, 2016, 08:01:58 PM
I think they're only keeping Federowicz on the big league roster to give them some sort of handicap.

Same with Clayton Richard, I guess

Surprise: Clayton Richard gave up runs. Ready the firebarn.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 01, 2016, 08:22:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 31, 2016, 10:05:54 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 30, 2016, 08:01:58 PM
I think they're only keeping Federowicz on the big league roster to give them some sort of handicap.

Same with Clayton Richard, I guess

Not only does he suck, but every time they put his face on the video board, it creeps me the fuck out.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 01, 2016, 08:33:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 01, 2016, 08:22:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 31, 2016, 10:05:54 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 30, 2016, 08:01:58 PM
I think they're only keeping Federowicz on the big league roster to give them some sort of handicap.

Same with Clayton Richard, I guess

Not only does he suck, but every time they put his face on the video board, it creeps me the fuck out.

The theory was advanced by Eli and Slak that Joe is "Schlittering" Richard and forcing Theo's hand by playing him until Theo gets Joe an actual LOOGY. I'm good with last night if it brought us a day closer to Andrew Miller or Sean Doolittle or something.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 01, 2016, 08:45:04 AM
Lost in the bullpen suckage was the absolutely brutal night Montero had behind the plate.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on June 01, 2016, 08:58:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2016, 08:33:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 01, 2016, 08:22:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 31, 2016, 10:05:54 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 30, 2016, 08:01:58 PM
I think they're only keeping Federowicz on the big league roster to give them some sort of handicap.

Same with Clayton Richard, I guess

Not only does he suck, but every time they put his face on the video board, it creeps me the fuck out.

The theory was advanced by Eli and Slak that Joe is "Schlittering" Richard and forcing Theo's hand by playing him until Theo gets Joe an actual LOOGY. I'm good with last night if it brought us a day closer to Andrew Miller or Sean Doolittle or something.

Options 1 and 2 here (http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/06/01/cubs-minor-league-daily-internal-lefty-specialists/) may also be worth trying in between the Richard DFA and the trade deadline.

QuoteFirst of all, how about Gerardo Concepcion? Between Tennessee and Iowa this year he has an ERA of 0.66. He's given up just two runs on eleven hits, and only three of those hits came from left-handed hitters. Against lefties with Iowa (sample size alert) he's allowed a batting average of just .167 while striking out four in 3.2 innings. I'd rather see him get more seasoning in Iowa first, but if the Cubs need an option in the short term, he could be a good one.

So could Rob Zastryzny. Right now Zastryzny is a starter, but even as a starter he is markedly more effective against left handed hitters. With Iowa, for example, in 7.2 IP against RHH he has an ERA of 4.70 on a batting average against of .292. Against lefties those numbers drop to 2.08 and .250 respectively. Long term I think the Cubs will want to keep him as a starter, but short term some work out of a major league bullpen would probably be good experience.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 01, 2016, 09:01:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 01, 2016, 08:58:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2016, 08:33:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 01, 2016, 08:22:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 31, 2016, 10:05:54 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 30, 2016, 08:01:58 PM
I think they're only keeping Federowicz on the big league roster to give them some sort of handicap.

Same with Clayton Richard, I guess

Not only does he suck, but every time they put his face on the video board, it creeps me the fuck out.

The theory was advanced by Eli and Slak that Joe is "Schlittering" Richard and forcing Theo's hand by playing him until Theo gets Joe an actual LOOGY. I'm good with last night if it brought us a day closer to Andrew Miller or Sean Doolittle or something.

Options 1 and 2 here (http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/06/01/cubs-minor-league-daily-internal-lefty-specialists/) may also be worth trying in between the Richard DFA and the trade deadline.

QuoteFirst of all, how about Gerardo Concepcion? Between Tennessee and Iowa this year he has an ERA of 0.66. He's given up just two runs on eleven hits, and only three of those hits came from left-handed hitters. Against lefties with Iowa (sample size alert) he's allowed a batting average of just .167 while striking out four in 3.2 innings. I'd rather see him get more seasoning in Iowa first, but if the Cubs need an option in the short term, he could be a good one.

So could Rob Zastryzny. Right now Zastryzny is a starter, but even as a starter he is markedly more effective against left handed hitters. With Iowa, for example, in 7.2 IP against RHH he has an ERA of 4.70 on a batting average against of .292. Against lefties those numbers drop to 2.08 and .250 respectively. Long term I think the Cubs will want to keep him as a starter, but short term some work out of a major league bullpen would probably be good experience.

A try out for Concepcion is fine by me, it seems like the Cubs have finally abandoned any hope of him being a starter so if he can throw strikes I don't know why they shouldn't see if he can sink or swim at the majors. I'm not sure what additional minor league seasoning does for a reliever who isn't having control problems or trying to develop an extra pitch.

Zastryzny should probably just stay where he is if they think he has any shot at being a starter eventually. They're not really at all desperate so interrupting his development seems like an overreaction to a situation that's bit them in the ass exactly once all year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 01, 2016, 09:21:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2016, 09:01:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 01, 2016, 08:58:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2016, 08:33:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 01, 2016, 08:22:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 31, 2016, 10:05:54 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 30, 2016, 08:01:58 PM
I think they're only keeping Federowicz on the big league roster to give them some sort of handicap.

Same with Clayton Richard, I guess

Not only does he suck, but every time they put his face on the video board, it creeps me the fuck out.

The theory was advanced by Eli and Slak that Joe is "Schlittering" Richard and forcing Theo's hand by playing him until Theo gets Joe an actual LOOGY. I'm good with last night if it brought us a day closer to Andrew Miller or Sean Doolittle or something.

Options 1 and 2 here (http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/06/01/cubs-minor-league-daily-internal-lefty-specialists/) may also be worth trying in between the Richard DFA and the trade deadline.

QuoteFirst of all, how about Gerardo Concepcion? Between Tennessee and Iowa this year he has an ERA of 0.66. He's given up just two runs on eleven hits, and only three of those hits came from left-handed hitters. Against lefties with Iowa (sample size alert) he's allowed a batting average of just .167 while striking out four in 3.2 innings. I'd rather see him get more seasoning in Iowa first, but if the Cubs need an option in the short term, he could be a good one.

So could Rob Zastryzny. Right now Zastryzny is a starter, but even as a starter he is markedly more effective against left handed hitters. With Iowa, for example, in 7.2 IP against RHH he has an ERA of 4.70 on a batting average against of .292. Against lefties those numbers drop to 2.08 and .250 respectively. Long term I think the Cubs will want to keep him as a starter, but short term some work out of a major league bullpen would probably be good experience.

A try out for Concepcion is fine by me, it seems like the Cubs have finally abandoned any hope of him being a starter so if he can throw strikes I don't know why they shouldn't see if he can sink or swim at the majors. I'm not sure what additional minor league seasoning does for a reliever who isn't having control problems or trying to develop an extra pitch.

Zastryzny should probably just stay where he is if they think he has any shot at being a starter eventually. They're not really at all desperate so interrupting his development seems like an overreaction to a situation that's bit them in the ass exactly once all year.

Yeah, I agree. There's a need for at least a LOOGY in the pen, but it's not worth boiling the ocean over.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on June 01, 2016, 10:14:28 AM
I don't think people know how horrible Concepcion has been for the past few years. Like, shouldn't-have-still-been-in-the-system horrible. It'll take a lot more than two months for me to think he should be anywhere near the major-league roster.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 01, 2016, 10:20:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 01, 2016, 10:14:28 AM
I don't think people know how horrible Concepcion has been for the past few years. Like, shouldn't-have-still-been-in-the-system horrible. It'll take a lot more than two months for me to think he should be anywhere near the major-league roster.

For what it's worth, Arguello and a few others have said his struggles largely stemmed from the Cubs asking him to throw a changeup and add pitches to his repertoire in order to potentially become a starter some day. Since they've abandoned that idea and just had him throw two pitches and work primarily as a lefty specialist, he's been a lot better. But yes I agree I don't trust him much and would prefer a veteran alternative that isn't Clayton Richard.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on June 01, 2016, 10:36:39 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2016, 10:20:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 01, 2016, 10:14:28 AM
I don't think people know how horrible Concepcion has been for the past few years. Like, shouldn't-have-still-been-in-the-system horrible. It'll take a lot more than two months for me to think he should be anywhere near the major-league roster.

For what it's worth, Arguello and a few others have said his struggles largely stemmed from the Cubs asking him to throw a changeup and add pitches to his repertoire in order to potentially become a starter some day. Since they've abandoned that idea and just had him throw two pitches and work primarily as a lefty specialist, he's been a lot better. But yes I agree I don't trust him much and would prefer a veteran alternative that isn't Clayton Richard.

I don't have time read things on line, so I hadn't heard that. But hopefully it's true and he can actually be a useful player for a while.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 01, 2016, 10:44:15 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 01, 2016, 10:36:39 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2016, 10:20:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 01, 2016, 10:14:28 AM
I don't think people know how horrible Concepcion has been for the past few years. Like, shouldn't-have-still-been-in-the-system horrible. It'll take a lot more than two months for me to think he should be anywhere near the major-league roster.

For what it's worth, Arguello and a few others have said his struggles largely stemmed from the Cubs asking him to throw a changeup and add pitches to his repertoire in order to potentially become a starter some day. Since they've abandoned that idea and just had him throw two pitches and work primarily as a lefty specialist, he's been a lot better. But yes I agree I don't trust him much and would prefer a veteran alternative that isn't Clayton Richard.

I don't have time read things on line, so I hadn't heard that. But hopefully it's true and he can actually be a useful player for a while.

Yeah, it sounds like the Cubs tried for a long time to make him stick as a starter because that was how he was originally projected and they spent a lot of money on him. Once they accepted that wasn't going to work and made him a specialist he's thrived. Could be a fluke I suppose but it sounds like he sure has the stuff to be a pretty effective LOOGY.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 01, 2016, 07:14:35 PM
They can have their slapdick infielder's leadoff home run. I'm fine with winning 10-1.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 01, 2016, 09:39:48 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 01, 2016, 07:14:35 PM
They can have their slapdick infielder's leadoff home run. I'm fine with winning 10-1.

Fine, 2-1 works too.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Wheezer on June 02, 2016, 03:37:35 PM
As much as I'm enjoying this season, the best part is how much it's energized my Dad. The past couple of years, he's had to endure the loss of my Mom and elder abuse from my idiot brother.

I spent two weeks down there around Christmas, and I think it was good for both of our heads, but he's gotten really upbeat on the phone talking about these games, and along with has come getting back into his water volleyball team, reconnecting with his sister, hiring a maid service, and just plain doing positive things for himself.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on June 02, 2016, 03:40:19 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 02, 2016, 03:37:35 PM
As much as I'm enjoying this season, the best part is how much it's energized my Dad. The past couple of years, he's had to endure the loss of my Mom and elder abuse from my idiot brother.

I spent two weeks down there around Christmas, and I think it was good for both of our heads, but he's gotten really upbeat on the phone talking about these games, and along with has come getting back into his water volleyball team, reconnecting with his sister, hiring a maid service, and just plain doing positive things for himself.

I like this post.
Hope it continues on a good path for your family.
(although I can't imagine what it must be like to be your father)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on June 02, 2016, 04:46:54 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 02, 2016, 03:37:35 PM
As much as I'm enjoying this season, the best part is how much it's energized my Dad. The past couple of years, he's had to endure the loss of my Mom and elder abuse from my idiot brother.

I spent two weeks down there around Christmas, and I think it was good for both of our heads, but he's gotten really upbeat on the phone talking about these games, and along with has come getting back into his water volleyball team, reconnecting with his sister, hiring a maid service, and just plain doing positive things for himself.
There is a tendency in our culture to shelve or want to warehouse folks when they reach "a certain age".  It doesn't help when time starts to remove people who are close to them.  The easy way out is to withdraw and give in to self pity.  The stronger thing is to do what your dad is doing; muscle up and continue to live your life.  (I like how you capitalized "Dad")
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Wheezer on June 02, 2016, 05:07:24 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 02, 2016, 04:46:54 PM
(I like how you capitalized "Dad")

Both I and my idiot brother were adopted. I'll leave it at that.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 06, 2016, 06:16:28 AM
The only bad spell they've had was a 4-8 stretch which began with the Doubleheader sweep by the Padres. 

They've since gone 10-2 since then, so they've actually gone 4-over during the stretch that includes the 4-8 spell.

They should really take 4 out of 6 from Philadelphia and Atlanta but I won't be shocked (perhaps surprised) if they go 3-3.  They're due for another cooling off and it won't matter who they're playing when that happens (i.e. San Diego & Milwaukee).  I'll take a disappointing 3-3 against those schlubs if it means they take 2 of 3 from Washington but in any event even a 4-5 road trip won't be the end of the world.  That's the beauty of jumping out to a 9 game lead after 2 months. #managingexpectations
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 06, 2016, 07:26:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 06, 2016, 06:16:28 AM
The only bad spell they've had was a 4-8 stretch which began with the Doubleheader sweep by the Padres. 

They've since gone 10-2 since then, so they've actually gone 4-over during the stretch that includes the 4-8 spell.

They should really take 4 out of 6 from Philadelphia and Atlanta but I won't be shocked (perhaps surprised) if they go 3-3.  They're due for another cooling off and it won't matter who they're playing when that happens (i.e. San Diego & Milwaukee).  I'll take a disappointing 3-3 against those schlubs if it means they take 2 of 3 from Washington but in any event even a 4-5 road trip won't be the end of the world.  That's the beauty of jumping out to a 9 game lead after 2 months. #managingexpectations

They lost two Arrieta starts on the homestand. That was the cooling off. I posit they go at least 6-3 against the NL Least.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 08:05:23 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 07:26:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 06, 2016, 06:16:28 AM
The only bad spell they've had was a 4-8 stretch which began with the Doubleheader sweep by the Padres. 

They've since gone 10-2 since then, so they've actually gone 4-over during the stretch that includes the 4-8 spell.

They should really take 4 out of 6 from Philadelphia and Atlanta but I won't be shocked (perhaps surprised) if they go 3-3.  They're due for another cooling off and it won't matter who they're playing when that happens (i.e. San Diego & Milwaukee).  I'll take a disappointing 3-3 against those schlubs if it means they take 2 of 3 from Washington but in any event even a 4-5 road trip won't be the end of the world.  That's the beauty of jumping out to a 9 game lead after 2 months. #managingexpectations

They lost two Arrieta starts on the homestand. That was the cooling off. I posit they go at least 6-3 against the NL Least.

After which they come home and put the final boot to the necks of Pittsburgh and St. Louis.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on June 06, 2016, 09:32:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 07:26:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 06, 2016, 06:16:28 AM
The only bad spell they've had was a 4-8 stretch which began with the Doubleheader sweep by the Padres. 

They've since gone 10-2 since then, so they've actually gone 4-over during the stretch that includes the 4-8 spell.

They should really take 4 out of 6 from Philadelphia and Atlanta but I won't be shocked (perhaps surprised) if they go 3-3.  They're due for another cooling off and it won't matter who they're playing when that happens (i.e. San Diego & Milwaukee).  I'll take a disappointing 3-3 against those schlubs if it means they take 2 of 3 from Washington but in any event even a 4-5 road trip won't be the end of the world.  That's the beauty of jumping out to a 9 game lead after 2 months. #managingexpectations

They lost two Arrieta starts on the homestand. That was the cooling off. I posit they go at least 6-3 against the NL Least.

I have to remind myself that they will not win every single game even if it does feel like it. When they actually lose it's really weird.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 06, 2016, 09:40:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 06, 2016, 09:32:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 07:26:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 06, 2016, 06:16:28 AM
The only bad spell they've had was a 4-8 stretch which began with the Doubleheader sweep by the Padres. 

They've since gone 10-2 since then, so they've actually gone 4-over during the stretch that includes the 4-8 spell.

They should really take 4 out of 6 from Philadelphia and Atlanta but I won't be shocked (perhaps surprised) if they go 3-3.  They're due for another cooling off and it won't matter who they're playing when that happens (i.e. San Diego & Milwaukee).  I'll take a disappointing 3-3 against those schlubs if it means they take 2 of 3 from Washington but in any event even a 4-5 road trip won't be the end of the world.  That's the beauty of jumping out to a 9 game lead after 2 months. #managingexpectations

They lost two Arrieta starts on the homestand. That was the cooling off. I posit they go at least 6-3 against the NL Least.

I have to remind myself that they will not win every single game even if it does feel like it. When they actually lose it's really weird.

The problem is that they have the advantage in pretty much every single game except for the time Kyle Hendricks was matched up against Madison Bumgarner so every loss is an upset. Even when you know there's no logical reason whatsoever to be irritated by going 8-2 on a homestand, I mean, shit, they should have won Arrieta/Kazmir and Arrieta/Ray matchups. That's weird.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 09:47:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 09:40:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 06, 2016, 09:32:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 07:26:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 06, 2016, 06:16:28 AM
The only bad spell they've had was a 4-8 stretch which began with the Doubleheader sweep by the Padres. 

They've since gone 10-2 since then, so they've actually gone 4-over during the stretch that includes the 4-8 spell.

They should really take 4 out of 6 from Philadelphia and Atlanta but I won't be shocked (perhaps surprised) if they go 3-3.  They're due for another cooling off and it won't matter who they're playing when that happens (i.e. San Diego & Milwaukee).  I'll take a disappointing 3-3 against those schlubs if it means they take 2 of 3 from Washington but in any event even a 4-5 road trip won't be the end of the world.  That's the beauty of jumping out to a 9 game lead after 2 months. #managingexpectations

They lost two Arrieta starts on the homestand. That was the cooling off. I posit they go at least 6-3 against the NL Least.

I have to remind myself that they will not win every single game even if it does feel like it. When they actually lose it's really weird.

The problem is that they have the advantage in pretty much every single game except for the time Kyle Hendricks was matched up against Madison Bumgarner so every loss is an upset. Even when you know there's no logical reason whatsoever to be irritated by going 8-2 on a homestand, I mean, shit, they should have won Arrieta/Kazmir and Arrieta/Ray matchups. That's weird.

There are going to be games where the other pitcher has a huge game. Those happened on the only two games the Cubs lost.

But that's where we are. Players on opposing teams can't beat the Cubs without somebody having a Herculean game*.

*OK, the bullpen shit the bed in the Dodger game, but the Cubs only got one goddamn hit in that game.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 06, 2016, 09:57:50 AM
I think what we're all trying to say here is : Baseball.

Edit: Baseball. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/jake-arrietas-dominant-dreadful-start/)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on June 06, 2016, 12:31:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 09:40:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 06, 2016, 09:32:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 07:26:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 06, 2016, 06:16:28 AM
The only bad spell they've had was a 4-8 stretch which began with the Doubleheader sweep by the Padres. 

They've since gone 10-2 since then, so they've actually gone 4-over during the stretch that includes the 4-8 spell.

They should really take 4 out of 6 from Philadelphia and Atlanta but I won't be shocked (perhaps surprised) if they go 3-3.  They're due for another cooling off and it won't matter who they're playing when that happens (i.e. San Diego & Milwaukee).  I'll take a disappointing 3-3 against those schlubs if it means they take 2 of 3 from Washington but in any event even a 4-5 road trip won't be the end of the world.  That's the beauty of jumping out to a 9 game lead after 2 months. #managingexpectations

They lost two Arrieta starts on the homestand. That was the cooling off. I posit they go at least 6-3 against the NL Least.

I have to remind myself that they will not win every single game even if it does feel like it. When they actually lose it's really weird.

The problem is that they have the advantage in pretty much every single game except for the time Kyle Hendricks was matched up against Madison Bumgarner so every loss is an upset. Even when you know there's no logical reason whatsoever to be irritated by going 8-2 on a homestand, I mean, shit, they should have won Arrieta/Kazmir and Arrieta/Ray matchups. That's weird.

The Cubs have been (Vegas) underdogs five times:

4/19 at St. Louis (Hammel vs. Garcia) - W, 2-1
4/20 at St. Louis (Hendricks vs. Martinez) - L, 5-3
5/2 at Pittsburgh (Hammel vs. Cole) - W, 7-2
5/6 vs. Washington (Lackey vs. Scherzer) - W, 8-6
5/22 at San Francisco (Hendricks vs. Bumgarner) - L, 1-0
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 06, 2016, 12:33:03 PM
Quote from: Shooter on June 06, 2016, 12:31:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 09:40:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 06, 2016, 09:32:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 07:26:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 06, 2016, 06:16:28 AM
The only bad spell they've had was a 4-8 stretch which began with the Doubleheader sweep by the Padres. 

They've since gone 10-2 since then, so they've actually gone 4-over during the stretch that includes the 4-8 spell.

They should really take 4 out of 6 from Philadelphia and Atlanta but I won't be shocked (perhaps surprised) if they go 3-3.  They're due for another cooling off and it won't matter who they're playing when that happens (i.e. San Diego & Milwaukee).  I'll take a disappointing 3-3 against those schlubs if it means they take 2 of 3 from Washington but in any event even a 4-5 road trip won't be the end of the world.  That's the beauty of jumping out to a 9 game lead after 2 months. #managingexpectations

They lost two Arrieta starts on the homestand. That was the cooling off. I posit they go at least 6-3 against the NL Least.

I have to remind myself that they will not win every single game even if it does feel like it. When they actually lose it's really weird.

The problem is that they have the advantage in pretty much every single game except for the time Kyle Hendricks was matched up against Madison Bumgarner so every loss is an upset. Even when you know there's no logical reason whatsoever to be irritated by going 8-2 on a homestand, I mean, shit, they should have won Arrieta/Kazmir and Arrieta/Ray matchups. That's weird.

The Cubs have been (Vegas) underdogs five times:

4/19 at St. Louis (Hammel vs. Garcia) - W, 2-1
4/20 at St. Louis (Hendricks vs. Martinez) - L, 5-3
5/2 at Pittsburgh (Hammel vs. Cole) - W, 7-2
5/6 vs. Washington (Lackey vs. Scherzer) - W, 8-6
5/22 at San Francisco (Hendricks vs. Bumgarner) - L, 1-0

So they definitely play down to their competition, or else they'd be 50-5. #FireMadden.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on June 06, 2016, 12:48:06 PM
I agree with all that's been said today. The incredible start has us spoiled. We think that we should win every game and when we don't we get upset, even though shit happens in a 162-game season. I'll admit I look at most games and fully EXPECT a blowout. Yesterday was a prime example. Arrieta on the hill at home against a shitty AZ team. To see we lost by a run to them pissed me off, but then I realized we'll prob go 7-2 or 6-3 on the trip w/o most of our players still getting hot.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 06, 2016, 01:23:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.

I will give a less than zero percent chance that Almora is better or even remotely as good next year as Dexter Fowler has been this year. That is a dumb thing to look forward to. You are correct to say this is dumb.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 01:23:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.

I will give a less than zero percent chance that Almora is better or even remotely as good next year as Dexter Fowler has been this year. That is a dumb thing to look forward to. You are correct to say this is dumb.

I'm taking for granted that Fowler is gone the second he wrings the champagne out of his hat. Almora is, at the very least, a high-plus glove with offensive potential. And he's cheap.

But thank you for pointing out that I think he's the Next Willie Mays.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on June 06, 2016, 01:53:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 01:23:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.

I will give a less than zero percent chance that Almora is better or even remotely as good next year as Dexter Fowler has been this year. That is a dumb thing to look forward to. You are correct to say this is dumb.

The difference between Fowler's current pace and a reasonable projection for Almora is like a loss of 8 wins over a full season, so ... looking forward to that, too.

(ETA: I also know what Fork meant, but still.)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 02:00:21 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 06, 2016, 01:53:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 01:23:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.

I will give a less than zero percent chance that Almora is better or even remotely as good next year as Dexter Fowler has been this year. That is a dumb thing to look forward to. You are correct to say this is dumb.

The difference between Fowler's current pace and a reasonable projection for Almora is like a loss of 8 wins over a full season, so ... looking forward to that, too.

(ETA: I also know what Fork meant, but still.)

so they win 112 next year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 06, 2016, 02:01:51 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 06, 2016, 01:53:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 01:23:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.

I will give a less than zero percent chance that Almora is better or even remotely as good next year as Dexter Fowler has been this year. That is a dumb thing to look forward to. You are correct to say this is dumb.

The difference between Fowler's current pace and a reasonable projection for Almora is like a loss of 8 wins over a full season, so ... looking forward to that, too.

(ETA: I also know what Fork meant, but still.)

I get what he was saying, he's just wrong because he's Fork. The main reason he is wrong being that Fowler is the coolest and a small part of me would probably miss him even once they inevitably replace him with Mike Trout, the second reason being that Willson is most definitely pulling a 2007 Soto, kicking ass in September, and stealing the starting catcher gig by the time of the playoffs, where his balls will savage the gaps of the Washington/Los Angeles/San Francisco/Boston outfields as he racks up double after double.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 06, 2016, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 02:01:51 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 06, 2016, 01:53:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 01:23:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.

I will give a less than zero percent chance that Almora is better or even remotely as good next year as Dexter Fowler has been this year. That is a dumb thing to look forward to. You are correct to say this is dumb.

The difference between Fowler's current pace and a reasonable projection for Almora is like a loss of 8 wins over a full season, so ... looking forward to that, too.

(ETA: I also know what Fork meant, but still.)

I get what he was saying, he's just wrong because he's Fork. The main reason he is wrong being that Fowler is the coolest and a small part of me would probably miss him even once they inevitably replace him with Mike Trout, the second reason being that Willson is most definitely pulling a 2007 Soto, kicking ass in September, and stealing the starting catcher gig by the time of the playoffs, where his balls will savage the gaps of the Washington/Los Angeles/San Francisco/Boston outfields as he racks up double after double.

I find it hard to believe that Eli actually believes that Fowler finishes the year with 9-9.5 WAR.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 02:38:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 02:01:51 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 06, 2016, 01:53:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 01:23:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.

I will give a less than zero percent chance that Almora is better or even remotely as good next year as Dexter Fowler has been this year. That is a dumb thing to look forward to. You are correct to say this is dumb.

The difference between Fowler's current pace and a reasonable projection for Almora is like a loss of 8 wins over a full season, so ... looking forward to that, too.

(ETA: I also know what Fork meant, but still.)

I get what he was saying, he's just wrong because he's Fork. The main reason he is wrong being that Fowler is the coolest and a small part of me would probably miss him even once they inevitably replace him with Mike Trout, the second reason being that Willson is most definitely pulling a 2007 Soto, kicking ass in September, and stealing the starting catcher gig by the time of the playoffs, where his balls will savage the gaps of the Washington/Los Angeles/San Francisco/Boston outfields as he racks up double after double.

Truth is, after the Cubs win it all in October everyone on this team will have pieces of all of our hearts in varying sizes. Shit, Clayton Richard will never have to buy a drink in this town for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 06, 2016, 03:00:00 PM
I'm looking forward to more of Fork's instructions over the rest of the season on how to follow, root for, and think about the Cubs. I need all the help I can get.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on June 06, 2016, 03:18:49 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 06, 2016, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 02:01:51 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 06, 2016, 01:53:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 01:23:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.

I will give a less than zero percent chance that Almora is better or even remotely as good next year as Dexter Fowler has been this year. That is a dumb thing to look forward to. You are correct to say this is dumb.

The difference between Fowler's current pace and a reasonable projection for Almora is like a loss of 8 wins over a full season, so ... looking forward to that, too.

(ETA: I also know what Fork meant, but still.)

I get what he was saying, he's just wrong because he's Fork. The main reason he is wrong being that Fowler is the coolest and a small part of me would probably miss him even once they inevitably replace him with Mike Trout, the second reason being that Willson is most definitely pulling a 2007 Soto, kicking ass in September, and stealing the starting catcher gig by the time of the playoffs, where his balls will savage the gaps of the Washington/Los Angeles/San Francisco/Boston outfields as he racks up double after double.

I find it hard to believe that Eli actually believes that Fowler finishes the year with 9-9.5 WAR.

I read it as Fowler would be worth 5.5 to 6 WAR whereas Almora would be -2.5.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on June 06, 2016, 03:26:27 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 06, 2016, 03:18:49 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 06, 2016, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 02:01:51 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 06, 2016, 01:53:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 01:23:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.

I will give a less than zero percent chance that Almora is better or even remotely as good next year as Dexter Fowler has been this year. That is a dumb thing to look forward to. You are correct to say this is dumb.

The difference between Fowler's current pace and a reasonable projection for Almora is like a loss of 8 wins over a full season, so ... looking forward to that, too.

(ETA: I also know what Fork meant, but still.)

I get what he was saying, he's just wrong because he's Fork. The main reason he is wrong being that Fowler is the coolest and a small part of me would probably miss him even once they inevitably replace him with Mike Trout, the second reason being that Willson is most definitely pulling a 2007 Soto, kicking ass in September, and stealing the starting catcher gig by the time of the playoffs, where his balls will savage the gaps of the Washington/Los Angeles/San Francisco/Boston outfields as he racks up double after double.

I find it hard to believe that Eli actually believes that Fowler finishes the year with 9-9.5 WAR.

I read it as Fowler would be worth 5.5 to 6 WAR whereas Almora would be -2.5.

Either way, everyone is right that putting Almora in as the everyday CF next year is dumb for many reasons including Schwarber-Heyward-Soler.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on June 06, 2016, 03:30:37 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 06, 2016, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 02:01:51 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 06, 2016, 01:53:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 01:23:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.

I will give a less than zero percent chance that Almora is better or even remotely as good next year as Dexter Fowler has been this year. That is a dumb thing to look forward to. You are correct to say this is dumb.

The difference between Fowler's current pace and a reasonable projection for Almora is like a loss of 8 wins over a full season, so ... looking forward to that, too.

(ETA: I also know what Fork meant, but still.)

I get what he was saying, he's just wrong because he's Fork. The main reason he is wrong being that Fowler is the coolest and a small part of me would probably miss him even once they inevitably replace him with Mike Trout, the second reason being that Willson is most definitely pulling a 2007 Soto, kicking ass in September, and stealing the starting catcher gig by the time of the playoffs, where his balls will savage the gaps of the Washington/Los Angeles/San Francisco/Boston outfields as he racks up double after double.

I find it hard to believe that Eli actually believes that Fowler finishes the year with 9-9.5 WAR.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 06, 2016, 03:33:13 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 06, 2016, 03:18:49 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 06, 2016, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 02:01:51 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 06, 2016, 01:53:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 01:23:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.

I will give a less than zero percent chance that Almora is better or even remotely as good next year as Dexter Fowler has been this year. That is a dumb thing to look forward to. You are correct to say this is dumb.

The difference between Fowler's current pace and a reasonable projection for Almora is like a loss of 8 wins over a full season, so ... looking forward to that, too.

(ETA: I also know what Fork meant, but still.)

I get what he was saying, he's just wrong because he's Fork. The main reason he is wrong being that Fowler is the coolest and a small part of me would probably miss him even once they inevitably replace him with Mike Trout, the second reason being that Willson is most definitely pulling a 2007 Soto, kicking ass in September, and stealing the starting catcher gig by the time of the playoffs, where his balls will savage the gaps of the Washington/Los Angeles/San Francisco/Boston outfields as he racks up double after double.

I find it hard to believe that Eli actually believes that Fowler finishes the year with 9-9.5 WAR.

I read it as Fowler would be worth 5.5 to 6 WAR whereas Almora would be -2.5.

Now that I look at it again, I read it as Fowler will be worth 15 WAR this year while Almora would be 7.

PROVE ME WRONG!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on June 06, 2016, 05:13:30 PM
The great thing about this team and the great start's that hopefully they play even .667 til the break and have no other big injuries. That way we will only have to get maybe  1-2 minor upgrades at the deadline, and not give up shit. We need to have all the same big names in our minors to keep splooging over their future hall-of-fame careers for the next few yrs.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on June 06, 2016, 07:02:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

Maybe they can trade one of those outfielders for Matt Harvey.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on June 06, 2016, 07:11:29 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 12:57:45 PM
As much fun as this season is, I still find myself leaving the moment and thinking about next year, when Contreras, Almora and Schwarber get added to this squad.

That's a dumb thing to do. Don't anybody else do it.

This is the best Cubs team in any of our lifetimes. Drink in in every second.
Speak for yourself
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on June 07, 2016, 04:07:56 AM
The Cubs' X_WL is 43-13.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:25:26 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Basically if Theo calls about Miller, and he offers Almora, a top 100 prospect with a  first round pedigree and gold glove caliber defense in CF and who is currently hitting well at AAA, Brian Cashman is going to call up Fork and say "well, Frank, we really need a center fielder in the system, but you say Almora isn't one of your arbitrary top 5 prospects in the Cubs system? Fuck that, then".
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:30:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:25:26 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Basically if Theo calls about Miller, and he offers Almora, a top 100 prospect with a  first round pedigree and gold glove caliber defense in CF and who is currently hitting well at AAA, Brian Cashman is going to call up Fork and say "well, Frank, we really need a center fielder in the system, but you say Almora isn't one of your arbitrary top 5 prospects in the Cubs system? Fuck that, then".

The Yankees have already traded for a gold-glove caliber CF (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hicksaa01.shtml) with a 1st round pedigree in the last 7 months.  Now, why that would preclude them from trading for another one is beyond me.  I'm not convinced that's what Fork is talking about, though.  I have no idea.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 09:35:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:30:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:25:26 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Basically if Theo calls about Miller, and he offers Almora, a top 100 prospect with a  first round pedigree and gold glove caliber defense in CF and who is currently hitting well at AAA, Brian Cashman is going to call up Fork and say "well, Frank, we really need a center fielder in the system, but you say Almora isn't one of your arbitrary top 5 prospects in the Cubs system? Fuck that, then".

The Yankees have already traded for a gold-glove caliber CF (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hicksaa01.shtml) with a 1st round pedigree in the last 7 months.  Now, why that would preclude them from trading for another one is beyond me.  I'm not convinced that's what Fork is talking about, though.  I have no idea.

They've got something the Cubs need, and the Cubs have very deep pockets, prospect-wise. Why trade for Almora when they are ass-deep in outfielders? As stated, they have Hicks, who is basically Almora anyway, and their top prospect is Judge, another outfielder.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on June 07, 2016, 09:39:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 09:35:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:30:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:25:26 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Basically if Theo calls about Miller, and he offers Almora, a top 100 prospect with a  first round pedigree and gold glove caliber defense in CF and who is currently hitting well at AAA, Brian Cashman is going to call up Fork and say "well, Frank, we really need a center fielder in the system, but you say Almora isn't one of your arbitrary top 5 prospects in the Cubs system? Fuck that, then".

The Yankees have already traded for a gold-glove caliber CF (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hicksaa01.shtml) with a 1st round pedigree in the last 7 months.  Now, why that would preclude them from trading for another one is beyond me.  I'm not convinced that's what Fork is talking about, though.  I have no idea.

They've got something the Cubs need, and the Cubs have very deep pockets, prospect-wise. Why trade for Almora when they are ass-deep in outfielders? As stated, they have Hicks, who is basically Almora anyway, and their top prospect is Judge, another outfielder.

There's also the possibility of the ever-popular THREE TEAM DEAL(!!!) or something.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:47:26 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 09:35:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:30:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:25:26 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Basically if Theo calls about Miller, and he offers Almora, a top 100 prospect with a  first round pedigree and gold glove caliber defense in CF and who is currently hitting well at AAA, Brian Cashman is going to call up Fork and say "well, Frank, we really need a center fielder in the system, but you say Almora isn't one of your arbitrary top 5 prospects in the Cubs system? Fuck that, then".

The Yankees have already traded for a gold-glove caliber CF (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hicksaa01.shtml) with a 1st round pedigree in the last 7 months.  Now, why that would preclude them from trading for another one is beyond me.  I'm not convinced that's what Fork is talking about, though.  I have no idea.

They've got something the Cubs need, and the Cubs have very deep pockets, prospect-wise. Why trade for Almora when they are ass-deep in outfielders? As stated, they have Hicks, who is basically Almora anyway, and their top prospect is Judge, another outfielder.

Aaron Hicks is 26 and bad. He is not likely to be a factor in any decisions they make while trying to build the next great Yankee team. That'd be like Theo banking on Junior Lake or something. Carlos Beltran is 39 and in the last year of his contract. Gardner is 32, rapidly declining, and they're only on the hook for him for 2 more years, Ellsbury is 32 and has been hurt and bad for most of his contract. Judge has hit .229/.303/.390/.692 in 498 AAA plate appearances.

The Yankees are not at all deep in the outfield. They are old, oft injured, and lacking in any kind of youthful talent that appears even close contributing at the major league level. Almora is still a top 100 prospect. I'm pretty sure only one top 100 prospect was moved at all last year when David Price and others were on the market. Almora is a pretty valuable trade chip, and the Yankees would be downright dumb not to consider him as a big part of any trade for a reliever, however good that reliever is. For all that we've been down on Almora there are not many teams in the majors that have expendable guys of his caliber in their system. Hell the White Sox are hoarding Tim Anderson and I'm not sure he'd have been even the third best shortstop in the Cubs system last year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:49:51 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 09:35:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:30:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:25:26 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Basically if Theo calls about Miller, and he offers Almora, a top 100 prospect with a  first round pedigree and gold glove caliber defense in CF and who is currently hitting well at AAA, Brian Cashman is going to call up Fork and say "well, Frank, we really need a center fielder in the system, but you say Almora isn't one of your arbitrary top 5 prospects in the Cubs system? Fuck that, then".

The Yankees have already traded for a gold-glove caliber CF (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hicksaa01.shtml) with a 1st round pedigree in the last 7 months.  Now, why that would preclude them from trading for another one is beyond me.  I'm not convinced that's what Fork is talking about, though.  I have no idea.

They've got something the Cubs need, and the Cubs have very deep pockets, prospect-wise. Why trade for Almora when they are ass-deep in outfielders? As stated, they have Hicks, who is basically Almora anyway, and their top prospect is Judge, another outfielder.

I guess I just feel that GMs tend to get the best players possible in any trade they make, position be damned.  If The Yankees feel that Almora is better than whatever other players the Cubs offer, I don't think their "depth" of OFers is going to stand in the way.

Position depth (MI) didn't keep Epstink from trading for Russell or signing Jiminez and Torres or drafting Happ.

I mean, I kind of hope they don't give up Almora but whatever.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:54:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:47:26 AM

Almora is still a top 100 prospect. I'm pretty sure only one top 100 prospect was moved at all last year when David Price and others were on the market. Almora is a pretty valuable trade chip, and the Yankees would be downright dumb not to consider him as a big part of any trade for a reliever, however good that reliever is. For all that we've been down on Almora there are not many teams in the majors that have expendable guys of his caliber in their system. Hell the White Sox are hoarding Tim Anderson and I'm not sure he'd have been even the third best shortstop in the Cubs system last year.

I think The Blue Jays traded two top-100 prospects...Hoffman and Norris.

To belabor the point even more, if The White Sox offered up Tim Anderson for Justin Grimm (or whoever The Cubs deemed was worth it), I wouldn't care how many SS/MI were in the system, I'd take him.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:54:54 AM
Heck, Cole Hamels was the prize piece of the last two years and he netted:

Jerad Eickhoff (never even ranked)
Jorge Alfaro, AA Catcher, highest ranking was #31
Jake Thompson, roughly about the same caliber of prospect as Duane Underwood
Nick Williams, outfielder ranked about as highly as Billy McKinney
Matt Harrison (salary dump)

So a top tier starting pitcher under a below market value contract who was the biggest fish in the sea for two offseasons netted one top 50 prospect, another 70/80ish ranked OF, two middle of the rotations starter prospects, and the Phillies had to eat Matt Harrison's salary to get Texas to give up those guys.

You're telling me a relief pitcher is going to net a prospect package better than that? Because if not, Albert Almora would seem like a pretty damn good get for the Yankees.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:57:49 AM
Papelbon was the best reliever traded at last year's deadline (and he's not as good or as young as Miller so Miller would undoubtedly get a bigger return) and the Nats got him for their organizational equivalent of Pen's beloved Ryan Williams.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 07, 2016, 09:57:57 AM
So we're sold on Tim Anderson then? I'm just trying to keep up.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:59:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:54:54 AM
Heck, Cole Hamels was the prize piece of the last two years and he netted:

Jerad Eickhoff (never even ranked)
Jorge Alfaro, AA Catcher, highest ranking was #31
Jake Thompson, roughly about the same caliber of prospect as Duane Underwood
Nick Williams, outfielder ranked about as highly as Billy McKinney
Matt Harrison (salary dump)

So a top tier starting pitcher under a below market value contract who was the biggest fish in the sea for two offseasons netted one top 50 prospect, another 70/80ish ranked OF, two middle of the rotations starter prospects, and the Phillies had to eat Matt Harrison's salary to get Texas to give up those guys.

You're telling me a relief pitcher is going to net a prospect package better than that? Because if not, Albert Almora would seem like a pretty damn good get for the Yankees.


Counterpoint: Shelby Miller
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 10:00:02 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 07, 2016, 09:57:57 AM
So we're sold on Tim Anderson then? I'm just trying to keep up.

Next Alex Garciaparra.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 10:09:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:54:54 AM
Heck, Cole Hamels was the prize piece of the last two years and he netted:

Jerad Eickhoff (never even ranked)
Jorge Alfaro, AA Catcher, highest ranking was #31
Jake Thompson, roughly about the same caliber of prospect as Duane Underwood
Nick Williams, outfielder ranked about as highly as Billy McKinney
Matt Harrison (salary dump)

So a top tier starting pitcher under a below market value contract who was the biggest fish in the sea for two offseasons netted one top 50 prospect, another 70/80ish ranked OF, two middle of the rotations starter prospects, and the Phillies had to eat Matt Harrison's salary to get Texas to give up those guys.

You're telling me a relief pitcher is going to net a prospect package better than that? Because if not, Albert Almora would seem like a pretty damn good get for the Yankees.


Since it's Sterling and Hoyer negotiating, by the end of it all, I wouldn't be surprised if the Yankees wind up being giddy over getting Vogelbach. They do always get glassy-eyed over LH power bats.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 07, 2016, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Oh, nothing but two seemingly diametrically-opposed notions in sucessive posts, my god it's nearly taken my breath away, beginning with some Matt Harvey-sized Forkperbole: A) Yankees have no need Almora, he's down their list etc. and then B) The Yankees minor league outfield depth is so thin that Matt Murton would be an improvement, they'd happily take him.

I need to sit down.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 11:01:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 07, 2016, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Oh, nothing but two seemingly diametrically-opposed notions in sucessive posts, my god it's nearly taken my breath away, beginning with some Matt Harvey-sized Forkperbole: A) Yankees have no need Almora, he's down their list etc. and then B) The Yankees minor league outfield depth is so thin that Matt Murton would be an improvement, they'd happily take him.

I need to sit down.

Their entire farm system is putrid. But they just happen to have greater needs than center field.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on June 07, 2016, 11:32:20 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 07, 2016, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Oh, nothing but two seemingly diametrically-opposed notions in sucessive posts, my god it's nearly taken my breath away, beginning with some Matt Harvey-sized Forkperbole: A) Yankees have no need Almora, he's down their list etc. and then B) The Yankees minor league outfield depth is so thin that Matt Murton would be an improvement, they'd happily take him.

I need to sit down.

I ... think Fork is saying that Almora is a gem the Cubs don't need to part with to get what they want from the Yankees.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on June 07, 2016, 11:32:56 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 11:01:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 07, 2016, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Oh, nothing but two seemingly diametrically-opposed notions in sucessive posts, my god it's nearly taken my breath away, beginning with some Matt Harvey-sized Forkperbole: A) Yankees have no need Almora, he's down their list etc. and then B) The Yankees minor league outfield depth is so thin that Matt Murton would be an improvement, they'd happily take him.

I need to sit down.

Their entire farm system is putrid. But they just happen to have greater needs than center field.

The organizational health of the Cubs is clearly better, but here are 2 sites that ranked the Yankees' system as better than the Cubs' system. I don't pretend to know that much about the Yankees' farm system, as there are 30 teams and knowing the depth of one system is enough, let alone 29 others, but people who write about it claim the Yankees' system isn't "putrid"
https://mlbreports.com/prospects/2016-mlb-farm-system-rankings/
http://www.minorleagueball.com/2016/4/2/11333890/minor-league-baseball-farm-system-rankings-for-2016
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 07, 2016, 11:44:31 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on June 07, 2016, 11:32:20 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 07, 2016, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Oh, nothing but two seemingly diametrically-opposed notions in sucessive posts, my god it's nearly taken my breath away, beginning with some Matt Harvey-sized Forkperbole: A) Yankees have no need Almora, he's down their list etc. and then B) The Yankees minor league outfield depth is so thin that Matt Murton would be an improvement, they'd happily take him.

I need to sit down.

I ... think Fork is saying that Almora is a gem the Cubs don't need to part with to get what they want from the Yankees.

maybe that was what his second statement indicated, but that completely contradicts his first post, which basically said the Yankees would refuse to negotiate unless the Cubs gave up one of their prospects that's better than Almora.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 07, 2016, 11:57:44 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 10:09:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:54:54 AM
Heck, Cole Hamels was the prize piece of the last two years and he netted:

Jerad Eickhoff (never even ranked)
Jorge Alfaro, AA Catcher, highest ranking was #31
Jake Thompson, roughly about the same caliber of prospect as Duane Underwood
Nick Williams, outfielder ranked about as highly as Billy McKinney
Matt Harrison (salary dump)

So a top tier starting pitcher under a below market value contract who was the biggest fish in the sea for two offseasons netted one top 50 prospect, another 70/80ish ranked OF, two middle of the rotations starter prospects, and the Phillies had to eat Matt Harrison's salary to get Texas to give up those guys.

You're telling me a relief pitcher is going to net a prospect package better than that? Because if not, Albert Almora would seem like a pretty damn good get for the Yankees.


Since it's Sterling and Hoyer negotiating, by the end of it all, I wouldn't be surprised if the Yankees wind up being giddy over getting Vogelbach. They do always get glassy-eyed over LH power bats.

Who is Sterling? Does Brian Cashman know about this?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on June 07, 2016, 12:34:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:57:49 AM
Papelbon was the best reliever traded at last year's deadline (and he's not as good or as young as Miller so Miller would undoubtedly get a bigger return) and the Nats got him for their organizational equivalent of Pen's beloved Ryan Williams.

The Red Sox got a pretty good haul for Miller when they traded him at the deadline in 2014 (when he was a FA after the season).
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 01:12:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 11:44:31 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on June 07, 2016, 11:32:20 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 07, 2016, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Oh, nothing but two seemingly diametrically-opposed notions in sucessive posts, my god it's nearly taken my breath away, beginning with some Matt Harvey-sized Forkperbole: A) Yankees have no need Almora, he's down their list etc. and then B) The Yankees minor league outfield depth is so thin that Matt Murton would be an improvement, they'd happily take him.

I need to sit down.

I ... think Fork is saying that Almora is a gem the Cubs don't need to part with to get what they want from the Yankees.

maybe that was what his second statement indicated, but that completely contradicts his first post, which basically said the Yankees would refuse to negotiate unless the Cubs gave up one of their prospects that's better than Almora.

I also don't think Almora is the guy who is going to make Yankee front office people's nether regions tingly. A glove guy with no power is something they don't usually pursue.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on June 07, 2016, 01:21:15 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:59:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:54:54 AM
Heck, Cole Hamels was the prize piece of the last two years and he netted:

Jerad Eickhoff (never even ranked)
Jorge Alfaro, AA Catcher, highest ranking was #31
Jake Thompson, roughly about the same caliber of prospect as Duane Underwood
Nick Williams, outfielder ranked about as highly as Billy McKinney
Matt Harrison (salary dump)

So a top tier starting pitcher under a below market value contract who was the biggest fish in the sea for two offseasons netted one top 50 prospect, another 70/80ish ranked OF, two middle of the rotations starter prospects, and the Phillies had to eat Matt Harrison's salary to get Texas to give up those guys.

You're telling me a relief pitcher is going to net a prospect package better than that? Because if not, Albert Almora would seem like a pretty damn good get for the Yankees.


Counterpoint: Shelby Miller

Well, the genius couldn't just give Dansby Swanson away.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 01:38:44 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 01:12:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 11:44:31 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on June 07, 2016, 11:32:20 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 07, 2016, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 07, 2016, 09:23:49 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:31:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 07, 2016, 08:23:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 06, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 06, 2016, 04:23:23 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on June 06, 2016, 03:54:04 PM
I am enjoying all this debate about a guy who's got about 4 weeks left in the Cubs system.

Say, anybody know how Almora's WAR stacks up against Andrew Miller's?

Seems to me that the three pillars of this here newly-minted 2017 Cubs Splooge Thread oughta be (the aforementioned Willson, the Return of the Schwar Machine, and perhaps more than anything else...) Every Day Javy.

But then, I suppose Every Day Javy might be an actual thing even before Almora not being a Cub anymore becomes a thing.

The Yankees have no interest in Almora. They've got a fortune sunk into their outfield.

Scout Fork is now GM Fork. Because yeah the response to having bad expensive old outfielders certainly wouldn't be "replace them with cheap young outfielders" and the Yankees aren't a franchise with the money to pay guys to not play for them. No way.

If they're shopping in the Cubs farm system, do you seriously think Almora is anywhere on their list? If he is, he's after Contreras, Underwood, Blackburn and Torres at the very least.

I think if Almora is better than whatever they have in the pipeline in CF then yes, they're probably looking at him. That is how this works

If we're going by what the Yankees have in their pipeline, then shit, send them Murton.

I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Oh, nothing but two seemingly diametrically-opposed notions in sucessive posts, my god it's nearly taken my breath away, beginning with some Matt Harvey-sized Forkperbole: A) Yankees have no need Almora, he's down their list etc. and then B) The Yankees minor league outfield depth is so thin that Matt Murton would be an improvement, they'd happily take him.

I need to sit down.

I ... think Fork is saying that Almora is a gem the Cubs don't need to part with to get what they want from the Yankees.

maybe that was what his second statement indicated, but that completely contradicts his first post, which basically said the Yankees would refuse to negotiate unless the Cubs gave up one of their prospects that's better than Almora.

I also don't think Almora is the guy who is going to make Yankee front office people's nether regions tingly. A glove guy with no power is something they don't usually pursue.

They literally just traded for one 5 months ago.
They literally still have a 32-year old one on their roster.
Both of these have been pointed out before.

Are you doing a bit?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 07, 2016, 02:09:07 PM
Quote from: Shooter on June 07, 2016, 12:34:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2016, 09:57:49 AM
Papelbon was the best reliever traded at last year's deadline (and he's not as good or as young as Miller so Miller would undoubtedly get a bigger return) and the Nats got him for their organizational equivalent of Pen's beloved Ryan Williams.

The Red Sox got a pretty good haul for Miller when they traded him at the deadline in 2014 (when he was a FA after the season).

When did one guy become a haul? They traded him for Eduardo Rodriguez, at the time ranked no higher than #61 on anyone's list and struggling to a 4.79 ERA and 1.440 WHIP in AA. He took off after the Red Sox got him because Baltimore obviously has no idea what to do with any starting pitching prospect but I'd say that was a fairly modest return for one of the game's top relievers back when he was making less than 2 million a year and not 9 million.

The only thing I could see keeping the Cubs from topping anyone's offer for Miller by including a guy like Almora is if the Yankees insist on a starting pitching prospect. The Cubs don't have many good ones who are near major league ready and the few promising ones they have in the lower minors are guys they might want to hang onto, like Cease. 
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:04:59 PM
If you ever wanted to interrogate information out of me, just force me to read the last few pages of this thread over and over and I'll give up everything important in this world.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:18:57 PM
What the hell is Federowicz still doing on this team?  Did everyone forget he's on the roster?  He has 5 ABs in the last 21 days.

Edwards, Contreras, Vogelbach, Kawasaki, Alcantra, Kalish, Felix Pena, Spencer Patton - all of those dudes make more sense than having this guy on the roster. 
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 08, 2016, 07:22:04 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:18:57 PM
What the hell is Federowicz still doing on this team?  Did everyone forget he's on the roster?  He has 5 ABs in the last 21 days.

Edwards, Contreras, Vogelbach, Kawasaki, Alcantra, Kalish, Felix Pena, Spencer Patton - all of those dudes make more sense than having this guy on the roster. 

They need someone to pinch hit for Jason Heyward #FullMeatball
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2016, 08:09:41 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:18:57 PM
What the hell is Federowicz still doing on this team?  Did everyone forget he's on the roster?  He has 5 ABs in the last 21 days.

Edwards, Contreras, Vogelbach, Kawasaki, Alcantra, Kalish, Felix Pena, Spencer Patton - all of those dudes make more sense than having this guy on the roster. 

SKO, Toyota Jan, Ronnie Woo-Woo
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 08, 2016, 08:13:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2016, 08:09:41 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:18:57 PM
What the hell is Federowicz still doing on this team?  Did everyone forget he's on the roster?  He has 5 ABs in the last 21 days.

Edwards, Contreras, Vogelbach, Kawasaki, Alcantra, Kalish, Felix Pena, Spencer Patton - all of those dudes make more sense than having this guy on the roster. 

SKO, Toyota Jan, Ronnie Woo-Woo

What is people who wear an onion on their belt?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 08, 2016, 08:13:35 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:18:57 PM
What the hell is Federowicz still doing on this team?  Did everyone forget he's on the roster?  He has 5 ABs in the last 21 days.

Edwards, Contreras, Vogelbach, Kawasaki, Alcantra, Kalish, Felix Pena, Spencer Patton - all of those dudes make more sense than having this guy on the roster. 

#NeverForget
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on June 08, 2016, 08:56:54 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2016, 08:13:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2016, 08:09:41 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:18:57 PM
What the hell is Federowicz still doing on this team?  Did everyone forget he's on the roster?  He has 5 ABs in the last 21 days.

Edwards, Contreras, Vogelbach, Kawasaki, Alcantra, Kalish, Felix Pena, Spencer Patton - all of those dudes make more sense than having this guy on the roster. 

SKO, Toyota Jan, Ronnie Woo-Woo

What is people who wear an onion on their belt?

SKO in a belt? It's like you've never even read the meme spreadsheet.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2016, 08:57:09 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2016, 08:13:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2016, 08:09:41 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:18:57 PM
What the hell is Federowicz still doing on this team?  Did everyone forget he's on the roster?  He has 5 ABs in the last 21 days.

Edwards, Contreras, Vogelbach, Kawasaki, Alcantra, Kalish, Felix Pena, Spencer Patton - all of those dudes make more sense than having this guy on the roster. 

SKO, Toyota Jan, Ronnie Woo-Woo

What is people who wear an onion on their belt?

when did SKO get a belt?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 08, 2016, 08:58:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on June 08, 2016, 08:56:54 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2016, 08:13:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2016, 08:09:41 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:18:57 PM
What the hell is Federowicz still doing on this team?  Did everyone forget he's on the roster?  He has 5 ABs in the last 21 days.

Edwards, Contreras, Vogelbach, Kawasaki, Alcantra, Kalish, Felix Pena, Spencer Patton - all of those dudes make more sense than having this guy on the roster. 

SKO, Toyota Jan, Ronnie Woo-Woo

What is people who wear an onion on their belt?

SKO in a belt? It's like you've never even read the meme spreadsheet.

Oh I've got a belt
(http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/cf94la5n0bnnvbekae0d.jpg)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 08, 2016, 09:11:10 AM
Quote from: Bort on June 08, 2016, 08:56:54 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2016, 08:13:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2016, 08:09:41 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:18:57 PM
What the hell is Federowicz still doing on this team?  Did everyone forget he's on the roster?  He has 5 ABs in the last 21 days.

Edwards, Contreras, Vogelbach, Kawasaki, Alcantra, Kalish, Felix Pena, Spencer Patton - all of those dudes make more sense than having this guy on the roster. 

SKO, Toyota Jan, Ronnie Woo-Woo

What is people who wear an onion on their belt?

SKO in a belt? It's like you've never even read the meme spreadsheet.

(http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/pictures/homer/homer-doh.png)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2016, 09:31:02 AM
Seriously, a couple crackheads couldn't be any worse on this roster than Richard and Fererowicz.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on June 08, 2016, 12:05:07 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2016, 09:31:02 AM
Seriously, a couple crackheads couldn't be any worse on this roster than Richard and Fererowicz.

I think the softball team that got no-hit is probably worse than Federowicz
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on June 08, 2016, 12:58:29 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 08, 2016, 08:58:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on June 08, 2016, 08:56:54 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 08, 2016, 08:13:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2016, 08:09:41 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:18:57 PM
What the hell is Federowicz still doing on this team?  Did everyone forget he's on the roster?  He has 5 ABs in the last 21 days.

Edwards, Contreras, Vogelbach, Kawasaki, Alcantra, Kalish, Felix Pena, Spencer Patton - all of those dudes make more sense than having this guy on the roster. 

SKO, Toyota Jan, Ronnie Woo-Woo

What is people who wear an onion on their belt?

SKO in a belt? It's like you've never even read the meme spreadsheet.

Oh I've got a belt
(http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/cf94la5n0bnnvbekae0d.jpg)

But does it have a watch attached?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on June 08, 2016, 02:40:46 PM
Need to save some of these Fuck Hector runs for Saturday.





(Yes, I hate myself for typing that. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go punch myself in the dick.)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on June 08, 2016, 11:52:23 PM
I almost got into a fight with my Father-In-Law on Sunday because he thinks the Cubs offense is terrible compared to other teams, largely because they don't have many .300 hitters.

Is this how SKO feels all the time?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 09, 2016, 07:15:44 AM
Quote from: Bort on June 08, 2016, 11:52:23 PM
I almost got into a fight with my Father-In-Law on Sunday because he thinks the Cubs offense is terrible compared to other teams, largely because they don't have many .300 hitters.

Is this how SKO feels all the time?

Pretty much. Although the only person who ever argues with me about the Cubs is my racist Cardinals fan uncle, and he's been dead silent for over a month. Silence is fucking golden.

But back when I was an active participant in The Cutler Wars, lord, the family gatherings I ruined.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on June 09, 2016, 08:00:39 AM
Quote from: Bort on June 08, 2016, 11:52:23 PM
I almost got into a fight with my Father-In-Law on Sunday because he thinks the Cubs offense is terrible compared to other teams, largely because they don't have many .300 hitters.

Is this how SKO feels all the time?

My FIL is a Cardinal fan. I try to avoid the subject of baseball at all costs.

Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2016, 07:15:44 AM
But back when I was an active participant in The Cutler Wars, lord, the family gatherings I ruined.

I can't tell if I miss that SKO or I'm glad that SKO is gone. It's really odd.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 09, 2016, 08:13:27 AM
Quote from: Yeti on June 09, 2016, 08:00:39 AM
Quote from: Bort on June 08, 2016, 11:52:23 PM
I almost got into a fight with my Father-In-Law on Sunday because he thinks the Cubs offense is terrible compared to other teams, largely because they don't have many .300 hitters.

Is this how SKO feels all the time?

My FIL is a Cardinal fan. I try to avoid the subject of baseball at all costs.

Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2016, 07:15:44 AM
But back when I was an active participant in The Cutler Wars, lord, the family gatherings I ruined.

I can't tell if I miss that SKO or I'm glad that SKO is gone. It's really odd.

It's a clear day out here so I could actually pick up the Score in the car on my way to work. They were talking to Brad Biggs (BRAD BIGGS TALKS FOOTBALL WITH YOUUUUUU) and he mentioned that Jason LaCanfora had ranked Cutler in his 5th tier (out of 7 tiers) of quarterbacks. A small part of me felt the old rage start to boil and then I just had to sigh and move along.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on June 10, 2016, 08:08:48 AM
I assume Theo must have taken someone pretty awesome yesterday
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 10, 2016, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Yeti on June 10, 2016, 08:08:48 AM
I assume Theo must have taken someone pretty awesome yesterday

Yeah, Heyward and Lackey.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on June 12, 2016, 07:33:37 PM
Through 61 games, they've got a run differential of +162 which would equates to a pace of +430 over 162 games. Since 2007, the largest run differential in a season is 221 (2015 Blue Jays).

They're also 23-3 in games decided by 5 runs or more.

On average, there's maybe 2-3 teams a year who win 30+ games by 5 or more runs.

There's maybe 1-2 teams a decade who win 40+ games by 5+ runs.

If I can get Retrosheet's DB to install, I suspect I'll find there's maybe 1-2 per half-century that win 50+ games by 5+ runs.

The Cubs are currently on pace to go 61-8 in 5 run games.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 12, 2016, 10:24:58 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 12, 2016, 07:33:37 PM
Through 61 games, they've got a run differential of +162 which would equates to a pace of +430 over 162 games. Since 2007, the largest run differential in a season is 221 (2015 Blue Jays).

They're also 23-3 in games decided by 5 runs or more.

On average, there's maybe 2-3 teams a year who win 30+ games by 5 or more runs.

There's maybe 1-2 teams a decade who win 40+ games by 5+ runs.

If I can get Retrosheet's DB to install, I suspect I'll find there's maybe 1-2 per half-century that win 50+ games by 5+ runs.

The Cubs are currently on pace to go 61-8 in 5 run games.

Yeah, but Clayton Richard.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 13, 2016, 07:32:45 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 12, 2016, 10:24:58 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 12, 2016, 07:33:37 PM
Through 61 games, they've got a run differential of +162 which would equates to a pace of +430 over 162 games. Since 2007, the largest run differential in a season is 221 (2015 Blue Jays).

They're also 23-3 in games decided by 5 runs or more.

On average, there's maybe 2-3 teams a year who win 30+ games by 5 or more runs.

There's maybe 1-2 teams a decade who win 40+ games by 5+ runs.

If I can get Retrosheet's DB to install, I suspect I'll find there's maybe 1-2 per half-century that win 50+ games by 5+ runs.

The Cubs are currently on pace to go 61-8 in 5 run games.

Yeah, but Clayton Richard.

You name the last world series champion that didn't have at least two mega elite left handed pitchers in the bullpen. I say we throw in Baez and Contreras with Schwarber to make sure we get Chapman and Miller. Then we count the rings.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 13, 2016, 08:12:22 AM
Now Jason Heyward is hitting like Jason Heyward.

This shit is almost unfair.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal.  (http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 14, 2016, 01:19:35 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal.  (http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/)

Zero risk, potential for some reward. Sorry he'll steal chances from prospects like Giovanni Soto.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:28:42 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Agreed, I just don't know how much stock to put into Buster Olney's report that the Yankees basically aren't motivated to move him yet unless the return is that stupid. If we're talking Gleyber Torres or something, sign me up I guess.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 14, 2016, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Contreras?
Torres?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 14, 2016, 01:37:54 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 14, 2016, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Contreras?
Torres?

I don't know if Jepstink believe in such a thing as "untouchable" players, but I'd have to believe if they do that Contreras is on the list.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:38:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 14, 2016, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Contreras?
Torres?

I think we can stop discussing Contreras as a trade piece, he sure seems to be the catcher of the future, I don't think he's going anywhere.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on June 14, 2016, 01:46:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:28:42 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Agreed, I just don't know how much stock to put into Buster Olney's report that the Yankees basically aren't motivated to move him yet unless the return is that stupid. If we're talking Gleyber Torres or something, sign me up I guess.

They love Dan Vogelbach... Or at least I'd like to think they do
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on June 14, 2016, 01:50:30 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:38:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 14, 2016, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Contreras?
Torres?

I think we can stop discussing Contreras as a trade piece, he sure seems to be the catcher of the future, I don't think he's going anywhere.

I also firmly believe that as long as Theo is here they'll never trade Schwarber. Not for anyone or anything. Just one man's opinion.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:53:29 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 14, 2016, 01:50:30 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:38:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 14, 2016, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Contreras?
Torres?

I think we can stop discussing Contreras as a trade piece, he sure seems to be the catcher of the future, I don't think he's going anywhere.

I also firmly believe that as long as Theo is here they'll never trade Schwarber. Not for anyone or anything. Just one man's opinion.

Sahadev and Kaplan both have said there's no fucking way Schwarber gets moved. I'd trust those two over literally anyone on a subject like that.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 14, 2016, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 14, 2016, 01:46:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:28:42 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Agreed, I just don't know how much stock to put into Buster Olney's report that the Yankees basically aren't motivated to move him yet unless the return is that stupid. If we're talking Gleyber Torres or something, sign me up I guess.

They love Dan Vogelbach... Or at least I'd like to think they do

They have to love him more than they love Rob Refsnyder.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 14, 2016, 02:01:01 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 14, 2016, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 14, 2016, 01:46:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:28:42 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA.  

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Agreed, I just don't know how much stock to put into Buster Olney's report that the Yankees basically aren't motivated to move him yet unless the return is that stupid. If we're talking Gleyber Torres or something, sign me up I guess.

They love Dan Vogelbach... Or at least I'd like to think they do

They have to love him more than they love Rob Refsnyder.

Actually they'd have to love him more than Greg Bird, their top first base prospect who put up an .871 OPS last year. I'm surprised you were unaware of this given your deep knowledge of the Yankee farm system and exactly what they are looking for in terms of their trade packages.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on June 14, 2016, 02:04:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 02:01:01 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 14, 2016, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 14, 2016, 01:46:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:28:42 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA.  

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Agreed, I just don't know how much stock to put into Buster Olney's report that the Yankees basically aren't motivated to move him yet unless the return is that stupid. If we're talking Gleyber Torres or something, sign me up I guess.

They love Dan Vogelbach... Or at least I'd like to think they do

They have to love him more than they love Rob Refsnyder.

Actually they'd have to love him more than Greg Bird, their top first base prospect who put up an .871 OPS last year. I'm surprised you were unaware of this given your deep knowledge of the Yankee farm system and exactly what they are looking for in terms of their trade packages.

(http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/vince-carter-dunks-on-frederic-weis-olympics-greatest-dunk-of-all-time.gif)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on June 14, 2016, 02:26:53 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:38:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 14, 2016, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Contreras?
Torres?

I think we can stop discussing Contreras as a trade piece, he sure seems to be the catcher of the future, I don't think he's going anywhere.

Yeah, I basically just look at him as a major-league piece at this point since he'll probably be up this year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 14, 2016, 02:28:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 02:26:53 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:38:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 14, 2016, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Contreras?
Torres?

I think we can stop discussing Contreras as a trade piece, he sure seems to be the catcher of the future, I don't think he's going anywhere.

Yeah, I basically just look at him as a major-league piece at this point since he'll probably be up this year.

I always figured he was a September 1st call up but the scuttlebutt now seems to be All Star Break.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 14, 2016, 02:37:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 02:28:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 02:26:53 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:38:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 14, 2016, 01:34:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Contreras?
Torres?

I think we can stop discussing Contreras as a trade piece, he sure seems to be the catcher of the future, I don't think he's going anywhere.

Yeah, I basically just look at him as a major-league piece at this point since he'll probably be up this year.

I always figured he was a September 1st call up but the scuttlebutt now seems to be All Star Break.

Seems they may well call him up for any remaining interleague games in AL parks (Sox and...?) for the extra bat like they did for Schwarber last year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 14, 2016, 03:09:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 02:01:01 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 14, 2016, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 14, 2016, 01:46:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 01:28:42 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 14, 2016, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA.  

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Agreed, I just don't know how much stock to put into Buster Olney's report that the Yankees basically aren't motivated to move him yet unless the return is that stupid. If we're talking Gleyber Torres or something, sign me up I guess.

They love Dan Vogelbach... Or at least I'd like to think they do

They have to love him more than they love Rob Refsnyder.

Actually they'd have to love him more than Greg Bird, their top first base prospect who put up an .871 OPS last year. I'm surprised you were unaware of this given your deep knowledge of the Yankee farm system and exactly what they are looking for in terms of their trade packages.

The same Greg Bird who is currently in pieces?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 14, 2016, 03:11:55 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 14, 2016, 03:09:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 02:01:01 PM
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This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA.  

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Agreed, I just don't know how much stock to put into Buster Olney's report that the Yankees basically aren't motivated to move him yet unless the return is that stupid. If we're talking Gleyber Torres or something, sign me up I guess.

They love Dan Vogelbach... Or at least I'd like to think they do

They have to love him more than they love Rob Refsnyder.

Actually they'd have to love him more than Greg Bird, their top first base prospect who put up an .871 OPS last year. I'm surprised you were unaware of this given your deep knowledge of the Yankee farm system and exactly what they are looking for in terms of their trade packages.

The same Greg Bird who is currently in pieces?

From an injury that he should be recovered from next year? Do you think the Yankees want to trade Andrew Miller for Vogelbach so they can make a run at the playoffs this year with Fat Danny? Do you not get how trading veterans for prospects is usually done with an eye toward the future? If you think the Yankees are just looking to shore up first base so they can contend they aren't trading Andrew Miller.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 14, 2016, 03:16:51 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what Rob Refsnyder has to do with any of this.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 14, 2016, 03:19:00 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 14, 2016, 03:16:51 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what Rob Refsnyder has to do with any of this.

Oleg, it's quite simple. The Yankees would never trade Miller for Almora because they have a bunch of old guys and an outfield prospect who can't hit, plus Almora is not on the FORK FIVE list of top Cubs prospects (except he is looking forward to seeing him replace the Top Ten in WAR Dexter Fowler next year). They would however consider Dan Vogelbach, because Rob Refsnyder is bad and is getting some starts at first right now because Teixeira and Bird are hurt, even though Bird should be back next year, which is when the Yankees would be trying to contend in any scenario where they would consider trading Andrew Miller this year, but I guess if they need an upgrade for their playoff run this year one of the best relievers in baseball for a prospect many scouts consider too awful to play even a passable first base in the majors is the move they gotta make.

Fork made his position very clear.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on June 14, 2016, 03:25:02 PM
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Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Contreras?
Torres?

I think we can stop discussing Contreras as a trade piece, he sure seems to be the catcher of the future, I don't think he's going anywhere.

Yeah, I basically just look at him as a major-league piece at this point since he'll probably be up this year.

I still wonder how that would work given what they've got. Montero still has value as a receiver even if his throwing and hitting seem broken. Ross has been great and is immovable as backup. TimFed can pound but having Contreras as a 3rd catcher seems nuts. When does Montero play? Does he just become an expensive TimFed?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 14, 2016, 03:26:54 PM
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Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: CBStew on June 14, 2016, 11:41:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
This was predictable (and smart): [http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/cubs-brian-matusz-signs-minor-league-deal-with-cubs/]Cubs sign Matusz to minor league deal. [/url]
Career 27-42 record, and a 4.85 ERA. 

His career as a reliever: 3.47 ERA, 179-63 K:BB ratio. Lefties have hit just .211/.269/.358/.627 against him in his career. If he's healthy he could be a big upgrade as the LOOGY without them having to give up anything stupid for a guy like Miller.

I'd rather they just give up something stupid* and have Andrew Miller.

* This, obviously, shouldn't mean Baez or Schwarber, since that's well beyond stupid.

Contreras?
Torres?

I think we can stop discussing Contreras as a trade piece, he sure seems to be the catcher of the future, I don't think he's going anywhere.

Yeah, I basically just look at him as a major-league piece at this point since he'll probably be up this year.

I still wonder how that would work given what they've got. Montero still has value as a receiver even if his throwing and hitting seem broken. Ross has been great and is immovable as backup. TimFed can pound but having Contreras as a 3rd catcher seems nuts. When does Montero play? Does he just become an expensive TimFed?

My guess would be Grandpa would go back to catching Lester, Montero and Contreras split the other four starts. Ross hasn't hit much of late and has admitted that playing so many games this year has been kinda hard on him. I don't think he can keep getting 3 of every 5 starts anyway.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 14, 2016, 03:27:35 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 03:19:00 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 14, 2016, 03:16:51 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what Rob Refsnyder has to do with any of this.

Oleg, it's quite simple. The Yankees would never trade Miller for Almora because they have a bunch of old guys and an outfield prospect who can't hit, plus Almora is not on the FORK FIVE list of top Cubs prospects (except he is looking forward to seeing him replace the Top Ten in WAR Dexter Fowler next year). They would however consider Dan Vogelbach, because Rob Refsnyder is bad and is getting some starts at first right now because Teixeira and Bird are hurt, even though Bird should be back next year, which is when the Yankees would be trying to contend in any scenario where they would consider trading Andrew Miller this year, but I guess if they need an upgrade for their playoff run this year one of the best relievers in baseball for a prospect many scouts consider too awful to play even a passable first base in the majors is the move they gotta make.

Fork made his position very clear.

Or...

Teixiera is a free agent after this season, and A-Rod has said next year will be his last. So they might be amenable to taking a LH bat that can also play 1B that is currently sporting a .963 OPS in AAA. And he's somebody the Cubs would be willing to part with, since they've got their first baseman for the foreseeable future.

Anyway, if they're going to move a lefty pitcher that still has a couple years under control, it would probably take multiple guys from the Cubs' system.

And I'm pretty certain that even if Fowler stays among WAR leaders, he's opting out of his deal.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 14, 2016, 03:29:42 PM
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Quote from: Oleg on June 14, 2016, 03:16:51 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what Rob Refsnyder has to do with any of this.

Oleg, it's quite simple. The Yankees would never trade Miller for Almora because they have a bunch of old guys and an outfield prospect who can't hit, plus Almora is not on the FORK FIVE list of top Cubs prospects (except he is looking forward to seeing him replace the Top Ten in WAR Dexter Fowler next year). They would however consider Dan Vogelbach, because Rob Refsnyder is bad and is getting some starts at first right now because Teixeira and Bird are hurt, even though Bird should be back next year, which is when the Yankees would be trying to contend in any scenario where they would consider trading Andrew Miller this year, but I guess if they need an upgrade for their playoff run this year one of the best relievers in baseball for a prospect many scouts consider too awful to play even a passable first base in the majors is the move they gotta make.

Fork made his position very clear.

Or...

Teixiera is a free agent after this season, and A-Rod has said next year will be his last. So they might be amenable to taking a LH bat that can also play 1B that is currently sporting a .963 OPS in AAA. And he's somebody the Cubs would be willing to part with, since they've got their first baseman for the foreseeable future.

Anyway, if they're going to move a lefty pitcher that still has a couple years under control, it would probably take multiple guys from the Cubs' system.

And I'm pretty certain that even if Fowler stays among WAR leaders, he's opting out of his deal.

My point wasn't that the Yankees might not want Vogelbach, my point was that by ForkLogic they wouldn't want Vogelbach because he's blocked at DH and first by A-Rod and Bird, since you said they wouldn't want Almora since they have a bunch of old ass dudes and a guy not hitting shit at AAA blocking the outfield.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on June 14, 2016, 03:32:04 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 03:29:42 PM
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Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2016, 03:19:00 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 14, 2016, 03:16:51 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what Rob Refsnyder has to do with any of this.

Oleg, it's quite simple. The Yankees would never trade Miller for Almora because they have a bunch of old guys and an outfield prospect who can't hit, plus Almora is not on the FORK FIVE list of top Cubs prospects (except he is looking forward to seeing him replace the Top Ten in WAR Dexter Fowler next year). They would however consider Dan Vogelbach, because Rob Refsnyder is bad and is getting some starts at first right now because Teixeira and Bird are hurt, even though Bird should be back next year, which is when the Yankees would be trying to contend in any scenario where they would consider trading Andrew Miller this year, but I guess if they need an upgrade for their playoff run this year one of the best relievers in baseball for a prospect many scouts consider too awful to play even a passable first base in the majors is the move they gotta make.

Fork made his position very clear.

Or...

Teixiera is a free agent after this season, and A-Rod has said next year will be his last. So they might be amenable to taking a LH bat that can also play 1B that is currently sporting a .963 OPS in AAA. And he's somebody the Cubs would be willing to part with, since they've got their first baseman for the foreseeable future.

Anyway, if they're going to move a lefty pitcher that still has a couple years under control, it would probably take multiple guys from the Cubs' system.

And I'm pretty certain that even if Fowler stays among WAR leaders, he's opting out of his deal.

My point wasn't that the Yankees might not want Vogelbach, my point was that by ForkLogic they wouldn't want Vogelbach because he's blocked at DH and first by A-Rod and Bird, since you said they wouldn't want Almora since they have a bunch of old ass dudes and a guy not hitting shit at AAA blocking the outfield.

*Sits down with a bowl of delicious airpopped popcorn*
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 14, 2016, 03:42:11 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 14, 2016, 03:32:04 PM
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Quote from: Oleg on June 14, 2016, 03:16:51 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what Rob Refsnyder has to do with any of this.

Oleg, it's quite simple. The Yankees would never trade Miller for Almora because they have a bunch of old guys and an outfield prospect who can't hit, plus Almora is not on the FORK FIVE list of top Cubs prospects (except he is looking forward to seeing him replace the Top Ten in WAR Dexter Fowler next year). They would however consider Dan Vogelbach, because Rob Refsnyder is bad and is getting some starts at first right now because Teixeira and Bird are hurt, even though Bird should be back next year, which is when the Yankees would be trying to contend in any scenario where they would consider trading Andrew Miller this year, but I guess if they need an upgrade for their playoff run this year one of the best relievers in baseball for a prospect many scouts consider too awful to play even a passable first base in the majors is the move they gotta make.

Fork made his position very clear.

Or...

Teixiera is a free agent after this season, and A-Rod has said next year will be his last. So they might be amenable to taking a LH bat that can also play 1B that is currently sporting a .963 OPS in AAA. And he's somebody the Cubs would be willing to part with, since they've got their first baseman for the foreseeable future.

Anyway, if they're going to move a lefty pitcher that still has a couple years under control, it would probably take multiple guys from the Cubs' system.

And I'm pretty certain that even if Fowler stays among WAR leaders, he's opting out of his deal.

My point wasn't that the Yankees might not want Vogelbach, my point was that by ForkLogic they wouldn't want Vogelbach because he's blocked at DH and first by A-Rod and Bird, since you said they wouldn't want Almora since they have a bunch of old ass dudes and a guy not hitting shit at AAA blocking the outfield.

*Sits down with a bowl of delicious airpopped popcorn*

Fucking Kraut.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 14, 2016, 04:24:16 PM
I'd probably listen to a SKO and Fork Debate General Managing podcast.

Once, twice maybe.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on June 14, 2016, 04:28:36 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 14, 2016, 04:24:16 PM
I'd probably listen to a SKO and Fork Debate General Managing podcast.

Once, twice maybe.

Let's just stick to the written word. It's easier to skim.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on June 14, 2016, 04:30:44 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:04:59 PM
If you ever wanted to interrogate information out of me, just force me to read the last few pages of this thread over and over and I'll give up everything important in this world.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on June 14, 2016, 10:09:33 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 14, 2016, 04:30:44 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 07, 2016, 11:04:59 PM
If you ever wanted to interrogate information out of me, just force me to read more than five words the last few pages of this thread over and over and I'll give up everything important in this world.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 15, 2016, 07:31:36 AM
The 9th inning defensive alignment of Ross/Rizzo/Baez/Russell/Bryant with Almora/Fowler/Heyward in the OF is probably the single best defense the Cubs have fielded in my lifetime.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 15, 2016, 08:10:14 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 15, 2016, 07:31:36 AM
The 9th inning defensive alignment of Ross/Rizzo/Baez/Russell/Bryant with Almora/Fowler/Heyward in the OF is probably the single best defense the Cubs have fielded in my lifetime.

I was hoping that Zobrist was taken out when Maddon "triple"-switched Almora & Rondon into the game.  I feared that he was going to just take Baez out because he wouldn't want to offend Zobrist, because Baez did make the last out in the 8th (even though it was right after Zobrist) and he had a shitty at-bat anyway after Zobrist doubled--in spite of the fact that the objectively intuitive move would be exactly what Maddon did and what I was hoping he'd do.  

Nice to have a manager who can put your fears to ease.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 15, 2016, 08:12:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 15, 2016, 07:31:36 AM
The 9th inning defensive alignment of Ross/Rizzo/Baez/Russell/Bryant with Almora/Fowler/Heyward in the OF is probably the single best defense the Cubs have fielded in my lifetime.

You're stealing my bit. (https://twitter.com/OlegKup/status/741446048183418880)  Sort of.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 15, 2016, 05:39:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fuck the Nationals.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 15, 2016, 07:16:48 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 15, 2016, 05:39:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fuck the Nationals.

Also fuck not being able to finish off the Nationals.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 15, 2016, 07:26:53 PM
Adam Warren can get fucked.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 15, 2016, 07:29:36 PM
And Rondon struck out Harper. Twice.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 15, 2016, 07:33:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 15, 2016, 07:29:36 PM
And Rondon struck out Harper. Twice.

Davidson was brutal. That game should've been over; however, at the same time, the Cubs had multiple chances to win after that but couldn't stop fucking up. Miller and Betances, please.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on June 16, 2016, 09:28:28 AM
I guess I didn't realize how below average the Cubs bullpen has been overall - I guess it's been masked so far by the starters pitching out of their mind, and Rondon in particular being really good.

20th in FIP
27th in BB/9
20th in HR/9
2nd in BABIP

The BABIP one gives me heartburn. I know this may be due in part to great defense/inducing weak contact, but given the other numbers they could be in for some regression even from their not-good performance so far.

This has to be the top priority at the deadline.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 16, 2016, 09:33:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 16, 2016, 09:28:28 AM
I guess I didn't realize how below average the Cubs bullpen has been overall - I guess it's been masked so far by the starters pitching out of their mind, and Rondon in particular being really good.

20th in FIP
27th in BB/9
20th in HR/9
2nd in BABIP

The BABIP one gives me heartburn. I know this may be due in part to great defense/inducing weak contact, but given the other numbers they could be in for some regression even from their not-good performance so far.

This has to be the top priority at the deadline.

Rondon and Strop are the only two who have actually been good. Warren has walked everybody and struck out no one all year long and got away with it for a little bit because he's still running a BABIP under .200 somehow, but he's been downright ass (4.18 ERA/5.67 FIP/5.48 xFIP, 5.32 BB/9). Cahill and Wood have both walked 4 or 5+ guys per 9 and while Cahill is striking out over 10 guys per 9 and can probably get away with it with his sinker, Wood isn't striking out anyone and he's clearly just smoke and mirrors so far.

Grimm is stuck in one of his spells where he can't throw strikes. They could definitely use another quality arm in the middle.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 16, 2016, 09:38:33 AM
DPD, but yeah, while RV might be right about the low BABIP meaning some regression is probably coming, one would hope that would be off-set by Warren and Grimm eventually progressing back to the mean, velocity seems fine on both so I really don't see any reason why they can't get their shit together at some point. Wood is probably not very useful if his fastball is down from where it was as a reliever last year and he can't avoid walking guys. Cahill is a fine enough long reliever but they need to get back to not having to use him in high leverage situations.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 16, 2016, 09:42:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2016, 09:33:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 16, 2016, 09:28:28 AM
I guess I didn't realize how below average the Cubs bullpen has been overall - I guess it's been masked so far by the starters pitching out of their mind, and Rondon in particular being really good.

20th in FIP
27th in BB/9
20th in HR/9
2nd in BABIP

The BABIP one gives me heartburn. I know this may be due in part to great defense/inducing weak contact, but given the other numbers they could be in for some regression even from their not-good performance so far.

This has to be the top priority at the deadline.

Rondon and Strop are the only two who have actually been good. Warren has walked everybody and struck out no one all year long and got away with it for a little bit because he's still running a BABIP under .200 somehow, but he's been downright ass (4.18 ERA/5.67 FIP/5.48 xFIP, 5.32 BB/9). Cahill and Wood have both walked 4 or 5+ guys per 9 and while Cahill is striking out over 10 guys per 9 and can probably get away with it with his sinker, Wood isn't striking out anyone and he's clearly just smoke and mirrors so far.

Grimm is stuck in one of his spells where he can't throw strikes. They could definitely use another quality arm in the middle.

so the answer isn't Clayton Richard?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on June 16, 2016, 09:43:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 16, 2016, 09:28:28 AM
I guess I didn't realize how below average the Cubs bullpen has been overall - I guess it's been masked so far by the starters pitching out of their mind, and Rondon in particular being really good.

20th in FIP
27th in BB/9
20th in HR/9
2nd in BABIP

The BABIP one gives me heartburn. I know this may be due in part to great defense/inducing weak contact, but given the other numbers they could be in for some regression even from their not-good performance so far.

This has to be the top priority at the deadline.

The other masking is that they've pitched the fewest innings in the majors (I assume that's still true).

But, yeah...bring me all the Millers and Chapmans!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on June 16, 2016, 11:22:39 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 16, 2016, 09:43:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 16, 2016, 09:28:28 AM
I guess I didn't realize how below average the Cubs bullpen has been overall - I guess it's been masked so far by the starters pitching out of their mind, and Rondon in particular being really good.

20th in FIP
27th in BB/9
20th in HR/9
2nd in BABIP

The BABIP one gives me heartburn. I know this may be due in part to great defense/inducing weak contact, but given the other numbers they could be in for some regression even from their not-good performance so far.

This has to be the top priority at the deadline.

The other masking is that they've pitched the fewest innings in the majors (I assume that's still true).

But, yeah...bring me all the Millers and Chapmans!
Maybe Calvin Schiraldi is available.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on June 16, 2016, 11:48:38 AM
Contreras, bitches.

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/743481087196815360 (https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/743481087196815360)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 16, 2016, 11:53:36 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 16, 2016, 11:48:38 AM
Contreras, bitches.

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/743481087196815360 (https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/743481087196815360)

Quick--what's your favorite memory of the Tim Federowicz Era?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 11:57:12 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 16, 2016, 11:53:36 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 16, 2016, 11:48:38 AM
Contreras, bitches.

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/743481087196815360 (https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/743481087196815360)

Quick--what's your favorite memory of the Tim Federowicz Era?

I liked it when Contreras was called up. #2 is that one game where he had a net positive WPA.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 16, 2016, 12:01:24 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 11:57:12 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 16, 2016, 11:53:36 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 16, 2016, 11:48:38 AM
Contreras, bitches.

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/743481087196815360 (https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/743481087196815360)

Quick--what's your favorite memory of the Tim Federowicz Era?

I liked it when Contreras was called up. #2 is that one game where he had a net positive WPA.

Mine was when he won a game with a single of Aroldis Chapman.  

Oh wait, that was PED junkie Taylor Teagarden.  Turns out I have no positive memories of Federowicz.  Never mind.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 16, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
I love this front office. I actually said to a friend the other day that I thought if Willson only needed game calling/framing experience and coaching they might as well bring him up to learn from Ross and Miggy and obviously Epstink already had that plan in motion.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on June 16, 2016, 12:22:20 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 16, 2016, 11:53:36 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 16, 2016, 11:48:38 AM
Contreras, bitches.

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/743481087196815360 (https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/743481087196815360)

Quick--what's your favorite memory of the Tim Federowicz Era?

Well, in the space action movie I've written in my mind, it's when he's shot out of the airlock so that the rest of the crew can live.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on June 16, 2016, 12:37:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
I love this front office. I actually said to a friend the other day that I thought if Willson only needed game calling/framing experience and coaching they might as well bring him up to learn from Ross and Miggy and obviously Epstink already had that plan in motion.

Obviously.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 12:40:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
I love this front office. I actually said to a friend the other day that I thought if Willson only needed game calling/framing experience and coaching they might as well bring him up to learn from Ross and Miggy and obviously Epstink already had that plan in motion.

You're missing someone in there.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 16, 2016, 12:40:56 PM
Quote from: flannj on June 16, 2016, 12:37:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
I love this front office. I actually said to a friend the other day that I thought if Willson only needed game calling/framing experience and coaching they might as well bring him up to learn from Ross and Miggy and obviously Epstink already had that plan in motion.

Obviously.

Yeah this came off way more "I am as smart as Theo" than I meant, when I was trying to say "obviously Theo is ten steps ahead of me, your average idiot firing off meatball tweets with his cheeto stained fingers."
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 16, 2016, 12:50:19 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 12:40:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
I love this front office. I actually said to a friend the other day that I thought if Willson only needed game calling/framing experience and coaching they might as well bring him up to learn from Ross and Miggy and obviously Epstink already had that plan in motion.

You're missing someone in there.

Contreras already sleeps with his fly down like an all-star.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 16, 2016, 12:55:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 16, 2016, 09:43:47 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 16, 2016, 09:28:28 AM
I guess I didn't realize how below average the Cubs bullpen has been overall - I guess it's been masked so far by the starters pitching out of their mind, and Rondon in particular being really good.

20th in FIP
27th in BB/9
20th in HR/9
2nd in BABIP

The BABIP one gives me heartburn. I know this may be due in part to great defense/inducing weak contact, but given the other numbers they could be in for some regression even from their not-good performance so far.

This has to be the top priority at the deadline.

The other masking is that they've pitched the fewest innings in the majors (I assume that's still true).

But, yeah...bring me all the Millers and Chapmans!

Remember when they were using Jason Motte and Brian Fucking Schlitter? I did earlier and it made me want to hurl.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 01:32:04 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 16, 2016, 12:50:19 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 12:40:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
I love this front office. I actually said to a friend the other day that I thought if Willson only needed game calling/framing experience and coaching they might as well bring him up to learn from Ross and Miggy and obviously Epstink already had that plan in motion.

You're missing someone in there.

Contreras already sleeps with his fly down like an all-star.

Chuggachuggachuggachugga...

(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)CHOOCHOO(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on June 16, 2016, 01:46:10 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 01:32:04 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 16, 2016, 12:50:19 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 12:40:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
I love this front office. I actually said to a friend the other day that I thought if Willson only needed game calling/framing experience and coaching they might as well bring him up to learn from Ross and Miggy and obviously Epstink already had that plan in motion.

You're missing someone in there.

Contreras already sleeps with his fly down like an all-star.

Chuggachuggachuggachugga...

(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)CHOOCHOO(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)

I sat and watched that all the way to the end.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on June 16, 2016, 01:50:57 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 16, 2016, 11:53:36 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 16, 2016, 11:48:38 AM
Contreras, bitches.

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/743481087196815360 (https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/743481087196815360)

Quick--what's your favorite memory of the Tim Federowicz Era?
Who?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 01:53:10 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 16, 2016, 01:46:10 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 01:32:04 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 16, 2016, 12:50:19 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 12:40:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
I love this front office. I actually said to a friend the other day that I thought if Willson only needed game calling/framing experience and coaching they might as well bring him up to learn from Ross and Miggy and obviously Epstink already had that plan in motion.

You're missing someone in there.

Contreras already sleeps with his fly down like an all-star.

Chuggachuggachuggachugga...

(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)CHOOCHOO(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)

I sat and watched that all the way to the end.

Some say there's no end to the Hank Train. That it just keeps rolling like a machine that doesn't stop rolling keeps rolling.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on June 16, 2016, 05:23:58 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 01:53:10 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 16, 2016, 01:46:10 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 01:32:04 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 16, 2016, 12:50:19 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 12:40:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
I love this front office. I actually said to a friend the other day that I thought if Willson only needed game calling/framing experience and coaching they might as well bring him up to learn from Ross and Miggy and obviously Epstink already had that plan in motion.

You're missing someone in there.

Contreras already sleeps with his fly down like an all-star.

Chuggachuggachuggachugga...

(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)CHOOCHOO(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)

I sat and watched that all the way to the end.

Some say there's no end to the Hank Train. That it just keeps rolling like a machine that doesn't stop rolling keeps rolling.
That simile was as good as a simile that is pretty good.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 16, 2016, 07:22:47 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 16, 2016, 05:23:58 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 01:53:10 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 16, 2016, 01:46:10 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 01:32:04 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 16, 2016, 12:50:19 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 16, 2016, 12:40:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2016, 12:13:55 PM
I love this front office. I actually said to a friend the other day that I thought if Willson only needed game calling/framing experience and coaching they might as well bring him up to learn from Ross and Miggy and obviously Epstink already had that plan in motion.

You're missing someone in there.

Contreras already sleeps with his fly down like an all-star.

Chuggachuggachuggachugga...

(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)CHOOCHOO(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/atyPNZR.jpg)

I sat and watched that all the way to the end.

Some say there's no end to the Hank Train. That it just keeps rolling like a machine that doesn't stop rolling keeps rolling.
That simile was as good as a simile that is pretty good.

Intrepid Reader: CT
:  What's a simile?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 19, 2016, 05:40:33 PM
Coghlan leading off makes me want to dive in front of a train
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on June 19, 2016, 06:06:46 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 19, 2016, 05:40:33 PM
Coghlan leading off makes me want to dive in front of a train

(http://i.imgur.com/PWLp1D2.png)CHOOCHOO(http://i.imgur.com/PWLp1D2.png)(http://i.imgur.com/PWLp1D2.png)(http://i.imgur.com/PWLp1D2.png)(http://i.imgur.com/PWLp1D2.png)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Armchair_QB on June 19, 2016, 08:10:26 PM
Pants Mode: Off
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 19, 2016, 11:13:36 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 19, 2016, 05:40:33 PM
Coghlan leading off makes me want to dive in front of a train

He got on base and scored the first run of the game.  Coghlan's going to be gone by Labor Day so let's not lose too much sleep over his presence.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 20, 2016, 06:50:11 AM
Magic number: 83
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on June 20, 2016, 07:05:01 AM
The Cubs now have a 12.5 game lead on the second place team in the division. It's still only June.

Last season, no team finished the year with such a significant lead (although the Royals came close, finishing with 12). In 2014, only the Nationals, in a crappy division, finished the year with a larger, 17-game lead.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 20, 2016, 07:45:19 AM
They've allowed 193 runs and have a +171 run differential. Jebus.

Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on June 20, 2016, 09:44:52 AM
After they hit back-to-back homers, Bryzzo did a celebratory dance/salute similar to the ones they did in this commercial. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qRWA9LC1XY)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 20, 2016, 09:57:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 20, 2016, 07:45:19 AM
They've allowed 193 runs and have a +171 run differential. Jebus.



They might double up their runs allowed before this weekend ends.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on June 20, 2016, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 20, 2016, 09:57:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 20, 2016, 07:45:19 AM
They've allowed 193 runs and have a +171 run differential. Jebus.



They might double up their runs allowed before this weekend ends.

If they sweep, they'll be 30 games over .500, and 15 games ahead of St. Louis in the standings.

All before July.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Slaky on June 21, 2016, 09:25:31 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on June 20, 2016, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 20, 2016, 09:57:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 20, 2016, 07:45:19 AM
They've allowed 193 runs and have a +171 run differential. Jebus.



They might double up their runs allowed before this weekend ends.

If they sweep, they'll be 30 games over .500, and 15 games ahead of St. Louis in the standings.

All before July.

And you ruined it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on June 21, 2016, 11:56:59 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 21, 2016, 09:25:31 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on June 20, 2016, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 20, 2016, 09:57:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 20, 2016, 07:45:19 AM
They've allowed 193 runs and have a +171 run differential. Jebus.



They might double up their runs allowed before this weekend ends.

If they sweep, they'll be 30 games over .500, and 15 games ahead of St. Louis in the standings.

All before July.

And you ruined it.

I haven't ruined it until I photoshop it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys. 

Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 21, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys. 



True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 05:03:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 21, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys. 



True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

(https://cdn.boldomatic.com/content/post/237881-e6e916fcae3e6106cc932bef141ccfa3689ed137ea6af3cfaff35586c255e033/the-right-time-is-always-now?size=800)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 21, 2016, 05:53:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 21, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys. 



True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

Not having to give Pen a hard time (||) anymore is so freeing. The birds are chirping. The air is crisp. What a time to be alive.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 21, 2016, 11:27:09 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on June 20, 2016, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 20, 2016, 09:57:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 20, 2016, 07:45:19 AM
They've allowed 193 runs and have a +171 run differential. Jebus.



They might double up their runs allowed before this weekend ends.

If they sweep, they'll be 30 games over .500, and 15 games ahead of St. Louis in the standings.

All before July.

Hope you're happy with yourself.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on June 23, 2016, 10:59:15 AM
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-cubs-pitchers-are-making-their-own-luck/
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 23, 2016, 11:04:35 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 23, 2016, 10:59:15 AM
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-cubs-pitchers-are-making-their-own-luck/

I'm glad someone wrote that, I've seen quite a few people try to say "there's just no way their staff is that good", which is probably true, especially in Hammel's case, but I don't see any reason why the other four can't keep this up given how rarely anyone is actually squaring them up at this point. Hendricks has managed contact better than almost any pitcher in the league somehow.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on June 27, 2016, 12:05:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 21, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys.  



True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

Concepcion back to the minors, Cubs trying out 40-year old Joel Peralta to see if he sucks any less.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 27, 2016, 12:06:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 27, 2016, 12:05:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 21, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys. 



True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

Concepcion back to the minors, Cubs trying out Joel Peralta to see if he sucks any less.

You call his secretary to tell him about Rivero?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on June 27, 2016, 12:11:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 27, 2016, 12:06:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 27, 2016, 12:05:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 21, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys. 



True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

Concepcion back to the minors, Cubs trying out Joel Peralta to see if he sucks any less.

You call his secretary to tell him about Rivero?

Can I access her phone number from my MiLB app?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on June 27, 2016, 12:22:32 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 27, 2016, 12:05:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 21, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys.  



True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

Concepcion back to the minors, Cubs trying out 40-year old Joel Peralta to see if he sucks any less.

SPOILER ALERT: He doesn't.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on June 27, 2016, 12:26:40 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 27, 2016, 12:05:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 21, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys.  



True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

Concepcion back to the minors, Cubs trying out 40-year old Joel Peralta to see if he sucks any less.

Oh, geez, he actually is 40. I thought you were kidding.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 27, 2016, 12:52:44 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 27, 2016, 12:26:40 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 27, 2016, 12:05:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 21, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys.  



True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

Concepcion back to the minors, Cubs trying out 40-year old Joel Peralta to see if he sucks any less.

Oh, geez, he actually is 40. I thought you were kidding.

I guess "Joe Maddon demands a tryout for a 40 year old reliever he liked five years ago in Tampa" is gonna be an annual thing
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on June 27, 2016, 06:19:00 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 27, 2016, 12:52:44 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 27, 2016, 12:26:40 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 27, 2016, 12:05:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 21, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys.  



True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

Concepcion back to the minors, Cubs trying out 40-year old Joel Peralta to see if he sucks any less.

Oh, geez, he actually is 40. I thought you were kidding.

I guess "Joe Maddon demands a tryout for a 40 year old reliever he liked five years ago in Tampa" is gonna be an annual thing
That's when the Polaroids were taken.  Geez, is that joke dated!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on June 27, 2016, 07:52:37 PM
Holy shit, actually 2 out hits, with a run off of one.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: D. Doluntap on June 28, 2016, 10:13:17 PM
Got the classic Borowski hard hit double play. That's experience.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on June 29, 2016, 10:44:33 AM
I was wondering how much more valuable the bench has been this year and so I added up the fWAR of the guys I considered to be bench players last year vs the bench this year to do a comparison. I used 30 PA as the minimum threshold to exclude guys like The Fed and Teagarden who only appeared in a handful of games, and I counted Ross as a bench player for 2015 but since he and Miggy have been a straight platoon this year more or less I counted them as starters this year (Willson as a bench player for now).

Basically, the 2015 Bench: Denorfia (0.8), Baez (0.5), La Stella (0.2), Jackson (0.2), Ross (0.1), Baxter (-0.1), Szczur (-0.2), Lake (-0.3) Buckets (-0.4) and Mendy (-0.4) was worth less than 1 entire win combined at 0.4 fWAR, and Baez/La Stella/Jackson were all basically non-factors before September, so things were ugly.

The 2016 Bench: Baez (1.0), La Stella (0.6), Willson (0.5), Albert (0.3), Szczur (0.2), and even Coghlan (0.2) have combined for 2.8 wins less than halfway through the season.

That has definitely mitigated the damage done by the injuries to Schwarber/Fowler/Soler and Heyward's ineffectiveness in a way they couldn't have done early last year. A real testament to how Theo has built a team that's as deep as it is loaded with high end talent at the top.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 29, 2016, 11:04:25 AM
The other thing I love about this team (and the plan in general) is that when prospects like Almora or Contreras show up, they're not being asked to be saviors. Contreras' bat has been too good to not have him in the lineup, but if he had come in to be a role player it would have been fine.

Almora is strictly a role guy, and he'll be back in Iowa once Fowler and/or Soler are back, and he has been able to accept and execute the role he was given.

Nobody needs to come up and destroy guys like Bryant did last year. I'm guessing the players are finding it easier to adjust to the bigs when there aren't expectations*.


Standing ovations for Contreras notwithstanding
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on June 30, 2016, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 27, 2016, 12:52:44 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 27, 2016, 12:26:40 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 27, 2016, 12:05:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 21, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys.  



True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

Concepcion back to the minors, Cubs trying out 40-year old Joel Peralta to see if he sucks any less.

Oh, geez, he actually is 40. I thought you were kidding.

I guess "Joe Maddon demands a tryout for a 40 year old reliever he liked five years ago in Tampa" is gonna be an annual thing

His delivery is giving me motion sickness.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 30, 2016, 10:01:18 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on June 30, 2016, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 27, 2016, 12:52:44 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 27, 2016, 12:26:40 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 27, 2016, 12:05:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 21, 2016, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 21, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 21, 2016, 04:27:09 PM
Clayton to the DL. Warren to AAA to be stretched out for a start before the ASG

Spencer Patton and Gerardo Concepcion up

Jed: So, you think we should make some trades to fix our shitty bullpen?
Theo: Before we do that, let's see if our shitty guys in AAA are better than our shitty guys in Chicago, cool?
Armando Rivero: I'm not as shitty as either of those guys.  



True, Theo only has his wealth of scouting data, input from coaches, and the most advanced proprietary statistics on the planet to determine who to call up. Pen has an MilB app on his phone. He'd know.

Concepcion back to the minors, Cubs trying out 40-year old Joel Peralta to see if he sucks any less.

Oh, geez, he actually is 40. I thought you were kidding.

I guess "Joe Maddon demands a tryout for a 40 year old reliever he liked five years ago in Tampa" is gonna be an annual thing

His delivery is giving me motion sickness.

He fucking sucks. Next.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 01, 2016, 06:53:18 PM
Must be that time of year when Jason Hammel turns into a pumpkin shit.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 01, 2016, 08:22:36 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 01, 2016, 06:53:18 PM
Must be that time of year when Jason Hammel turns into a pumpkin shit.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 01, 2016, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 01, 2016, 08:22:36 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 01, 2016, 06:53:18 PM
Must be that time of year when Jason Hammel turns into a pumpkin shit.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 01, 2016, 08:47:29 PM
As much as I hate the Mets, I will gladly trade a season sweep at their hands for victory in the NLCS this year. The opposite of last year. RIGHT THAT WRONG
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 01, 2016, 09:02:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 01, 2016, 08:47:29 PM
As much as I hate the Mets, I will gladly trade a season sweep at their hands for victory in the NLCS this year. The opposite of last year. RIGHT THAT WRONG

I think I hate Jason Hammel more than the Mets now
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on July 01, 2016, 09:08:19 PM
The Paulcast has been replaced by the Saulcast.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on July 01, 2016, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Shooter on July 01, 2016, 09:08:19 PM
The Paulcast has been replaced by the Saulcast.

"Hey, Damascus is that way, you idiot!"
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 02, 2016, 01:41:43 AM
Quote from: Bort on July 01, 2016, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Shooter on July 01, 2016, 09:08:19 PM
The Paulcast has been replaced by the Saulcast.

"Hey, Damascus is that way, you idiot!"

I laughed, hard.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on July 02, 2016, 10:24:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 02, 2016, 01:41:43 AM
Quote from: Bort on July 01, 2016, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Shooter on July 01, 2016, 09:08:19 PM
The Paulcast has been replaced by the Saulcast.

"Hey, Damascus is that way, you idiot!"

I laughed, hard.
I had to read it twice.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 05, 2016, 05:15:37 PM
Losing to the Reds now? THE SEASON IS OVER EVERYBODY PANIC
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 06, 2016, 01:30:46 PM
Ah, the old "I've already thrown nine pitches to this dude and I'm tired of him so I'm going to groove one right down the middle" home run.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on July 06, 2016, 02:47:36 PM
Welp. Adam Warren is three outs away from a Quality Start.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 06, 2016, 02:48:48 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on July 06, 2016, 02:47:36 PM
Welp. Adam Warren is three outs away from a Quality Start.

Done after 5, low pitch limit due to the spot start, but he looked pretty good once he got the changeup working. Hopefully he looks as good in his next start and they have a legit option in the organization if Second Half Hammel happens again.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on July 06, 2016, 03:15:12 PM
This is from a July 5, 2014, article by John Heyman:
"The A's, a great team for years that's struggled to get over the hump and win in October, instantly turned themselves into World Series favorites, at least as far as the American League is concerned. The Cubs, a team playing for next year, or maybe the year after, made their prospect stash that much better by importing the astute Athletics' last two No. 1 picks, including elite shortstop Addison Russell."
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 06, 2016, 04:19:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 05, 2016, 05:15:37 PM
Losing to the Reds now? THE SEASON IS OVER EVERYBODY PANIC
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 08, 2016, 08:41:07 PM
Fuck these goddamn gutless mother fuckers.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on July 08, 2016, 08:55:18 PM
This team's completely sucked the joy outta this season. This isn't just a slump, they basically suck now. Starting pitching's blah, bullpen blows complete ass and the offense has almost shutdown with basically no clutch hitting. A decent chunk of this team needs to sack it up and start playing again, and Dexter better be back in fine form after the break.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on July 08, 2016, 09:12:00 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 08, 2016, 08:41:07 PM
Fuck these goddamn gutless mother fuckers.

I believe its Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 08, 2016, 09:13:52 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 08, 2016, 09:12:00 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 08, 2016, 08:41:07 PM
Fuck these goddamn gutless mother fuckers.

I believe its Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes

That too
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on July 08, 2016, 09:21:42 PM
5-14 tailspin. Well done.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on July 08, 2016, 09:58:49 PM
The offense is really frustrating.

The entire pitching staff seems to be regressing to the mean simultaneously. The good thing is that it's happening while they can still acquire guys to try and fix, rather than in September.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Wheezer on July 09, 2016, 03:34:23 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on July 08, 2016, 08:55:18 PM
This team's completely sucked the joy outta this season. This isn't just a slump, they basically suck now. Starting pitching's blah, bullpen blows complete ass and the offense has almost shutdown with basically no clutch hitting. A decent chunk of this team needs to sack it up and start playing again, and Dexter better be back in fine form after the break.

MEP! MEP!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on July 09, 2016, 06:41:40 AM
I've deleted the MLB app from my phone. I think I need a break from baseball for a while.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on July 09, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 09, 2016, 10:30:52 AM
They're going to win the next 2 heading into the break, putting Pittsburgh in their place, and thus will be 20 games over .500 and, when they come back home from the break, they'll have Dexter back.  There'll be a trade or 2 to bolster the club and their lead will never dip below 5 games.  All will be well.  Just stick it out, motherfuckers.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on July 09, 2016, 11:35:07 AM
Quote from: Bort on July 09, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 09, 2016, 12:22:57 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 09, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 09, 2016, 01:45:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

It's comfortable down here. Just holler at me when it's safe to pretend I never had a doubt
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 09, 2016, 05:06:57 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 09, 2016, 01:45:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

It's comfortable down here. Just holler at me when it's safe to pretend I never had a doubt

You are going into hiding and want us to invite you back?  Don't expect a call.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on July 09, 2016, 06:00:36 PM
For what it's worth, I'm confident things will be fine. I just can't stomach the failure right now.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on July 09, 2016, 07:26:15 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 09, 2016, 05:06:57 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 09, 2016, 01:45:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

It's comfortable down here. Just holler at me when it's safe to pretend I never had a doubt

You are going into hiding and want us to invite you back?  Don't expect a call.

Have fun down there with Fro, SKO.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 09, 2016, 08:31:05 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 10:30:52 AM
They're going to win the next 2 heading into the break, putting Pittsburgh in their place, and thus will be 20 games over .500 and, when they come back home from the break, they'll have Dexter back.  There'll be a trade or 2 to bolster the club and their lead will never dip below 5 games.  All will be well.  Just stick it out, motherfuckers.

For what it's worth I fully expected Jon Lester to be nails tonight.

Seriously, fuck that motherfucking overpaid motherfucker.  Jesus motherfucking Christ, you fucking motherfucking dickhole.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on July 09, 2016, 08:43:11 PM
I'm giving them 2 1/2 weeks after the All-Star Break, but this team looks finished.

Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on July 09, 2016, 08:51:50 PM
This is a 5-15 stretch, four of the wins coming against the vaunted Cincinnati Reds. They'll lose tomorrow, so a glowing 5-16 heading into break. I really am not sanguine looking post break.

3 with Texas. Let's say 1-2. 3 vs. Mets 0-3. 3 at Milwaukee, 1-2. 4 home and home with the Sox that's a guaranteed 0-4 or at best 1-3. Maybe they go 4-2 in the Seattle/Miami homestand. This would make it a 12-28 stretch, putting the the Cubs at 59-47, and certainly putting St. Louis and Pittsburgh in striking distance.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 10, 2016, 12:10:40 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 09, 2016, 08:51:50 PM
This is a 5-15 stretch, four of the wins coming against the vaunted Cincinnati Reds. They'll lose tomorrow, so a glowing 5-16 heading into break. I really am not sanguine looking post break.

3 with Texas. Let's say 1-2. 3 vs. Mets 0-3. 3 at Milwaukee, 1-2. 4 home and home with the Sox that's a guaranteed 0-4 or at best 1-3. Maybe they go 4-2 in the Seattle/Miami homestand. This would make it a 12-28 stretch, putting the the Cubs at 59-47, and certainly putting St. Louis and Pittsburgh in striking distance.

Let's just all not watch baseball anymore

/site
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on July 10, 2016, 12:14:14 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 09, 2016, 12:22:57 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 09, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on July 10, 2016, 02:56:51 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 10, 2016, 12:14:14 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 09, 2016, 12:22:57 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 09, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on July 10, 2016, 01:23:24 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on July 10, 2016, 01:35:52 PM
What the fuck's going on with our starters and the 2nd inning blowouts recently?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on July 10, 2016, 04:02:35 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on July 10, 2016, 01:35:52 PM
What the fuck's going on with our starters and the 2nd inning blowouts recently?

Pretty safe to say that a Cubs starter will not be NL Pitcher of the Month in July.  Which is too bad for them, because it comes with a nice parking spot.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on July 10, 2016, 05:37:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
Stand the fuck up.

This is a first.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 10, 2016, 06:37:39 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 10, 2016, 05:37:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
Stand the fuck up.

This is a first.

I have enjoyed (not incorrectly) being told I'm overreacting by a man who has held a single double play against Mark DeRosa for nigh a decade.

Circle of life I guess. You die a Huey or live long enough to see yourself become a Fork.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 10, 2016, 07:25:00 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 10, 2016, 06:37:39 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 10, 2016, 05:37:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
Stand the fuck up.

This is a first.

I have enjoyed (not incorrectly) being told I'm overreacting by a man who has held a single double play against Mark DeRosa for nigh a decade.

Circle of life I guess. You die a Huey or live long enough to see yourself become a Fork.

It's in your DNA.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 10, 2016, 08:38:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 10, 2016, 06:37:39 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 10, 2016, 05:37:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 09, 2016, 09:04:14 AM
Stand the fuck up.

This is a first.

I have enjoyed (not incorrectly) being told I'm overreacting by a man who has held a single double play against Mark DeRosa for nigh a decade.

Circle of life I guess. You die a Huey or live long enough to see yourself become a Fork.

Seems to me Eli's point is that the guy who's DesipioFamous for telling people to sit the fuck down is now telling people to stand the fuck up but I'll never fail to appreciate your knee-jerk inclination to jump all over me because...well, to be frank I don't what your fucking point is, seeing as how my criticism of your beltless Fro Dog impression is that you keep losing your shit over every single goddamn regular season ballgame (and then throwing a corresponding hissy fit because people tell you not to get so goddamn angry in May)  whereas Mark Derosa had a genuine chance to turn around a playoff game but instead impulsively swing at a bullshit 3-1 pitch from Livian Hernandez that effectively ended the season. 

But seriously--you keep doing you, SKO. 

And Eli--I appreciate you pointing out the supreme irony in my statement.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 10, 2016, 08:49:19 PM
I mean I said "not incorrectly"
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on July 10, 2016, 09:21:02 PM

How about everybody enjoy some summer evenings with whatever the hell your choice of devils brew may be (somebody baked me a couple of special cookies that have a strong odor) and chill the fuck out for a couple of days.

It's all going to be fine.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on July 10, 2016, 09:30:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 10, 2016, 08:38:26 PM
Seems to me Eli's point is that the guy who's DesipioFamous for telling people to sit the fuck down is now telling people to stand the fuck up ...

That.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 10, 2016, 09:35:27 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 10, 2016, 09:21:02 PM

How about everybody enjoy some summer evenings with whatever the hell your choice of devils brew may be (somebody baked me a couple of special cookies that have a strong odor) and chill the fuck out for a couple of days.

It's all going to be fine.

Deal. Today's win was definitely a balm on my chapped ass
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 10, 2016, 10:10:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 10, 2016, 08:49:19 PM
I mean I said "not incorrectly"

That's fair.

Let's hug this shit out and eat some of flannj's Alice B. Toklas cookies and gear up for an epic stretch run, shall we?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on July 10, 2016, 10:13:25 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 10, 2016, 10:10:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 10, 2016, 08:49:19 PM
I mean I said "not incorrectly"

That's fair.

Let's hug this shit out and eat some of flannj's Alice B. Toklas cookies and gear up for an epic stretch run, shall we?

Huey gets it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 11, 2016, 08:15:05 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 10, 2016, 10:13:25 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 10, 2016, 10:10:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 10, 2016, 08:49:19 PM
I mean I said "not incorrectly"

That's fair.

Let's hug this shit out and eat some of flannj's Alice B. Toklas cookies and gear up for an epic stretch run, shall we?

Huey gets it.

Shirt off, hug locked and loaded.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 11, 2016, 08:22:11 AM
Cubs ended the first half with the best position player in the NL and the best hitter in the NL. Not the same guy.

fWAR
Bryant: 5.0 (holy shit, 1st)
Rizzo: 3.5  (6th in the NL)

Dingers:
Bryant: 25  (first)
Rizzo: 21 (5th)

wRC+
Bryant: 153 (6th)
Rizzo: 164 (1st)

wOBA
Bryant: .403 (5th)
Rizzo: .419 (1st)

OPS
Bryant: .962 (5th)
Rizzo: 1.006 (1st)

Here's to the new Ruth/Gehrig of the NL. Also, considering I expected to spend most of their careers explaining to morons why they are both good despite low batting averages/high strikeout rates, the fact that Tony now strikes out well below average and Bryant has lowed his K rate by nearly 10% and they are hitting .299 and .286 respectively is an unexpected surprise.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on July 11, 2016, 10:32:24 AM
I'm sort of perplexed here.  First, I'm not entirely sure if TJ is serious, or if his posts are intended to be a fun reversal of his annual "the Cubs can still make the playoffs" persona that will end with an August 1st post breaking down the various W-Ls it will take to hand the Brewers the division title.

Second, is this really going to be the team that breaks some of you?  I mean is this really shaping up to be more of a kick in the dick than 03-04 or 07 & 08?  Even if you think the starting pitchers are all suddenly finished, throwing in the towel in July on a team that's 18 games over .500 has a couple of key injuries and some pieces that can be moved for help at the trade deadline is a little extreme.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on July 11, 2016, 10:49:44 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 11, 2016, 10:32:24 AM
I'm sort of perplexed here.  First, I'm not entirely sure if TJ is serious, or if his posts are intended to be a fun reversal of his annual "the Cubs can still make the playoffs" persona that will end with an August 1st post breaking down the various W-Ls it will take to hand the Brewers the division title.

Second, is this really going to be the team that breaks some of you?  I mean is this really shaping up to be more of a kick in the dick than 03-04 or 07 & 08?  Even if you think the starting pitchers are all suddenly finished, throwing in the towel in July on a team that's 18 games over .500 has a couple of key injuries and some pieces that can be moved for help at the trade deadline is a little extreme.

I see that CTbot seems to have lost some memory sectors that store his Desipio data in his latest reboot.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 11, 2016, 10:57:42 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 11, 2016, 10:32:24 AM
I'm sort of perplexed here.  First, I'm not entirely sure if TJ is serious, or if his posts are intended to be a fun reversal of his annual "the Cubs can still make the playoffs" persona that will end with an August 1st post breaking down the various W-Ls it will take to hand the Brewers the division title.

Second, is this really going to be the team that breaks some of you?  I mean is this really shaping up to be more of a kick in the dick than 03-04 or 07 & 08?  Even if you think the starting pitchers are all suddenly finished, throwing in the towel in July on a team that's 18 games over .500 has a couple of key injuries and some pieces that can be moved for help at the trade deadline is a little extreme.

I would like to note that for all of my kicking, screaming, and yelling I have not offered any kind of "Cubs are done, etc." , so much as I've just said "fuck" a lot to no real effect. TJ has managed to sink even farther than I have.

Andy is right in that if this team did somehow blow this it probably would be the worst kick in the dick of them all, but even at my darkest I've yet to reach the point where I think they will actually blow this, especially since they also have 2 wildcard spots to dick around with. I will say that if Arrieta doesn't right the ship soon my hopes of them winning a world series this year will start to deflate big time because every single scenario in which they win a title this year was predicated on Jake kicking major ass in October.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 11, 2016, 11:05:15 AM

This team has the largest lead in baseball, and every flaw has been perfectly revealed with plenty of time until the trade deadline. The pitching staff isn't the one Joe is taking into October.

Nothing is fucked here.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 11, 2016, 11:17:37 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 11, 2016, 11:05:15 AM

This team has the largest lead in baseball, and every flaw has been perfectly revealed with plenty of time until the trade deadline. The pitching staff isn't the one Joe is taking into October.

Nothing is fucked here.

The problem there is that Arrieta, Lackey, and Lester are undoubtedly going to be in the playoff rotation barring a big trade and Lackey completely falling apart.

So the only thing in this entire slump that actually has me legit worried is Jake and Jon's struggles. Lester not so much because he was downright excellent for 3 months and has had two rough ones and he's done this before as a Cub and in his career and bounced back no problem. His struggles are probably only in my head because they came at the worst possible time for the team.

Jake scares the piss out of me because his career has been two acts: the guy that can't control his shit and gets hammered every start and the guy who can control his shit and is untouchable. This absolutely could be just a normal slump that he'll work through, we just haven't ever seen him have four-five bad starts in a row as a Cub and given his history I can't completely escape the fear that he's in his own head again and might be Baltimore Jake for awhile.

That little voice inside my head will go away the second he throws another quality 7 innings.

But yeah, the Cubs went into October last year with a bullpen counting heavily on Wood, Cahill, Rodney, and Richard and none of those guys were in the Cubs bullpen to start the year, two of them didn't even throw a pitch in a Cub uniform until September. Pens are fungible, and the offense has been solid and will only be better as they get healthy and play a ton of home games in the second half.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 11, 2016, 01:11:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 11, 2016, 11:17:37 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 11, 2016, 11:05:15 AM

This team has the largest lead in baseball, and every flaw has been perfectly revealed with plenty of time until the trade deadline. The pitching staff isn't the one Joe is taking into October.

Nothing is fucked here.

The problem there is that Arrieta, Lackey, and Lester are undoubtedly going to be in the playoff rotation barring a big trade and Lackey completely falling apart.

So the only thing in this entire slump that actually has me legit worried is Jake and Jon's struggles. Lester not so much because he was downright excellent for 3 months and has had two rough ones and he's done this before as a Cub and in his career and bounced back no problem. His struggles are probably only in my head because they came at the worst possible time for the team.

Jake scares the piss out of me because his career has been two acts: the guy that can't control his shit and gets hammered every start and the guy who can control his shit and is untouchable. This absolutely could be just a normal slump that he'll work through, we just haven't ever seen him have four-five bad starts in a row as a Cub and given his history I can't completely escape the fear that he's in his own head again and might be Baltimore Jake for awhile.

That little voice inside my head will go away the second he throws another quality 7 innings.

But yeah, the Cubs went into October last year with a bullpen counting heavily on Wood, Cahill, Rodney, and Richard and none of those guys were in the Cubs bullpen to start the year, two of them didn't even throw a pitch in a Cub uniform until September. Pens are fungible, and the offense has been solid and will only be better as they get healthy and play a ton of home games in the second half.



And, weather permitting, no more stretches of 24 games without a day off.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on July 12, 2016, 10:13:55 AM
Feel free to panic, SKO. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-just-played-a-month-of-very-mediocre-baseball/)  I won't be but I won't tell you how to live your life.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 12, 2016, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 12, 2016, 10:13:55 AM
Feel free to panic, SKO. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-just-played-a-month-of-very-mediocre-baseball/)  I won't be but I won't tell you how to live your life.

Didn't really say anything we don't already know: nothing has changed other than that the starting pitching all went to shit at exactly the same time. What caused it? Who the fuck knows. Will it be fixed? Probably, but maybe not.

I mean logic dictates that guys who were great and then unbelievably terrible will probably go back to being pretty good, at least, and that this is just a blip, but that's logic and it's hard to listen to it until they go out there and actually pitch better. I wish there was some bad BABIP luck or abnormal strand rate noise to tell me it was a fluke.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on July 12, 2016, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2016, 08:38:44 AM

The 2016 Cubs *Santo Voice* THIS. IS. THE. YEAAAAAARRRR

The 2016 Cubs: The Year We've All Been Waiting For

The 2016 Cubs: We Think You Made It, Stew
The 2016 Cubs:  I'll believe it when I see it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on July 12, 2016, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 12, 2016, 10:13:55 AM
Feel free to panic, SKO. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-just-played-a-month-of-very-mediocre-baseball/)  I won't be but I won't tell you how to live your life.

Didn't really say anything we don't already know: nothing has changed other than that the starting pitching all went to shit at exactly the same time. What caused it? Who the fuck knows. Will it be fixed? Probably, but maybe not.

I mean logic dictates that guys who were great and then unbelievably terrible will probably go back to being pretty good, at least, and that this is just a blip, but that's logic and it's hard to listen to it until they go out there and actually pitch better. I wish there was some bad BABIP luck or abnormal strand rate noise to tell me it was a fluke.

For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to chalk it up to the fact that the starters were pitching at a historically ridiculous (i.e. unsustainable) level, and instead of their performance normalizing to "really good" instead of "complete insanity" slowly over the remainder of the season, the baseball gods decided to carry out said normalization over the course of a few weeks. So they'll be good the rest of the year! Or something.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 11:50:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 12, 2016, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 12, 2016, 10:13:55 AM
Feel free to panic, SKO. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-just-played-a-month-of-very-mediocre-baseball/)  I won't be but I won't tell you how to live your life.

Didn't really say anything we don't already know: nothing has changed other than that the starting pitching all went to shit at exactly the same time. What caused it? Who the fuck knows. Will it be fixed? Probably, but maybe not.

I mean logic dictates that guys who were great and then unbelievably terrible will probably go back to being pretty good, at least, and that this is just a blip, but that's logic and it's hard to listen to it until they go out there and actually pitch better. I wish there was some bad BABIP luck or abnormal strand rate noise to tell me it was a fluke.

For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to chalk it up to the fact that the starters were pitching at a historically ridiculous (i.e. unsustainable) level, and instead of their performance normalizing to "really good" instead of "complete insanity" slowly over the remainder of the season, the baseball gods decided to carry out said normalization over the course of a few weeks. So they'll be good the rest of the year! Or something.

What's really weird is that Montero is having a really good year from a framing perspective (http://www.statcorner.com/CatcherReport.php). And sure, having an inexperienced catcher like Contreras might factor in too.

But (for what it's worth) I think it's mainly due to the fact that the Cubs just finished a hellish stretch of damn near a month without a day off. And they came out the other side with a 7 game lead.

Hell, didn't the Royals have a fucking brutal stretch like this last year? I seem to recall they came out of it OK.

Let's swee how the next 3 weeks plays out. I can't imagine Jepstink not going balls-to-the-wall in the trade market, knowing that this is the best chance they'll have, with Fowler walking after the season, and Lester not getting any younger.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 12, 2016, 12:02:30 PM
Quote from: R-V on July 12, 2016, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 12, 2016, 10:13:55 AM
Feel free to panic, SKO. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-just-played-a-month-of-very-mediocre-baseball/)  I won't be but I won't tell you how to live your life.

Didn't really say anything we don't already know: nothing has changed other than that the starting pitching all went to shit at exactly the same time. What caused it? Who the fuck knows. Will it be fixed? Probably, but maybe not.

I mean logic dictates that guys who were great and then unbelievably terrible will probably go back to being pretty good, at least, and that this is just a blip, but that's logic and it's hard to listen to it until they go out there and actually pitch better. I wish there was some bad BABIP luck or abnormal strand rate noise to tell me it was a fluke.

For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to chalk it up to the fact that the starters were pitching at a historically ridiculous (i.e. unsustainable) level, and instead of their performance normalizing to "really good" instead of "complete insanity" slowly over the remainder of the season, the baseball gods decided to carry out said normalization over the course of a few weeks. So they'll be good the rest of the year! Or something.

Yeah, I mean it's easy (and probably correct) to say "well they'll get better because they just aren't this bad, period." It's just easier to expect a turnaround when there's something attributable to bad luck or whatever that you can point to and say "oh, well, they've been running a .400 BABIP, that won't last." Saying "they've sucked, but they can't suck forever" is unscientific and just feels like wishful thinking even when it's actually the logical response.

Baseball is weird.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 12, 2016, 12:05:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 11:50:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 12, 2016, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 12, 2016, 10:13:55 AM
Feel free to panic, SKO. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-just-played-a-month-of-very-mediocre-baseball/)  I won't be but I won't tell you how to live your life.

Didn't really say anything we don't already know: nothing has changed other than that the starting pitching all went to shit at exactly the same time. What caused it? Who the fuck knows. Will it be fixed? Probably, but maybe not.

I mean logic dictates that guys who were great and then unbelievably terrible will probably go back to being pretty good, at least, and that this is just a blip, but that's logic and it's hard to listen to it until they go out there and actually pitch better. I wish there was some bad BABIP luck or abnormal strand rate noise to tell me it was a fluke.

For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to chalk it up to the fact that the starters were pitching at a historically ridiculous (i.e. unsustainable) level, and instead of their performance normalizing to "really good" instead of "complete insanity" slowly over the remainder of the season, the baseball gods decided to carry out said normalization over the course of a few weeks. So they'll be good the rest of the year! Or something.

What's really weird is that Montero is having a really good year from a framing perspective (http://www.statcorner.com/CatcherReport.php). And sure, having an inexperienced catcher like Contreras might factor in too.

But (for what it's worth) I think it's mainly due to the fact that the Cubs just finished a hellish stretch of damn near a month without a day off. And they came out the other side with a 7 game lead.

Hell, didn't the Royals have a fucking brutal stretch like this last year? I seem to recall they came out of it OK.

Let's swee how the next 3 weeks plays out. I can't imagine Jepstink not going balls-to-the-wall in the trade market, knowing that this is the best chance they'll have, with Fowler walking after the season, and Lester not getting any younger.

DPD but yeah, basically every world series champion had a 25 game stretch of pure garbage, as the Athletic pointed out yesterday. Joe Sheehan pointed out that the 35-5 1984 Tigers followed that up with a 22-23 stretch. But so have a lot of teams that were not world series champions. Obviously nothing matters at this point but winning the division and they should still do that, I just suspect I'm not alone in feeling ill at ease until we get some quality starts from Arrieta, Lester, and Lackey to prove the worst is behind them.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 02:23:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 12:05:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 11:50:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 12, 2016, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 12, 2016, 10:13:55 AM
Feel free to panic, SKO. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-just-played-a-month-of-very-mediocre-baseball/)  I won't be but I won't tell you how to live your life.

Didn't really say anything we don't already know: nothing has changed other than that the starting pitching all went to shit at exactly the same time. What caused it? Who the fuck knows. Will it be fixed? Probably, but maybe not.

I mean logic dictates that guys who were great and then unbelievably terrible will probably go back to being pretty good, at least, and that this is just a blip, but that's logic and it's hard to listen to it until they go out there and actually pitch better. I wish there was some bad BABIP luck or abnormal strand rate noise to tell me it was a fluke.

For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to chalk it up to the fact that the starters were pitching at a historically ridiculous (i.e. unsustainable) level, and instead of their performance normalizing to "really good" instead of "complete insanity" slowly over the remainder of the season, the baseball gods decided to carry out said normalization over the course of a few weeks. So they'll be good the rest of the year! Or something.

What's really weird is that Montero is having a really good year from a framing perspective (http://www.statcorner.com/CatcherReport.php). And sure, having an inexperienced catcher like Contreras might factor in too.

But (for what it's worth) I think it's mainly due to the fact that the Cubs just finished a hellish stretch of damn near a month without a day off. And they came out the other side with a 7 game lead.

Hell, didn't the Royals have a fucking brutal stretch like this last year? I seem to recall they came out of it OK.

Let's swee how the next 3 weeks plays out. I can't imagine Jepstink not going balls-to-the-wall in the trade market, knowing that this is the best chance they'll have, with Fowler walking after the season, and Lester not getting any younger.

DPD but yeah, basically every world series champion had a 25 game stretch of pure garbage, as the Athletic pointed out yesterday. Joe Sheehan pointed out that the 35-5 1984 Tigers followed that up with a 22-23 stretch. But so have a lot of teams that were not world series champions. Obviously nothing matters at this point but winning the division and they should still do that, I just suspect I'm not alone in feeling ill at ease until we get some quality starts from Arrieta, Lester, and Lackey to prove the worst is behind them.

And again, swee what the inevitable trades bring.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 12, 2016, 03:28:41 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 02:23:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 12:05:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 11:50:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 12, 2016, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 12, 2016, 10:13:55 AM
Feel free to panic, SKO. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-just-played-a-month-of-very-mediocre-baseball/)  I won't be but I won't tell you how to live your life.

Didn't really say anything we don't already know: nothing has changed other than that the starting pitching all went to shit at exactly the same time. What caused it? Who the fuck knows. Will it be fixed? Probably, but maybe not.

I mean logic dictates that guys who were great and then unbelievably terrible will probably go back to being pretty good, at least, and that this is just a blip, but that's logic and it's hard to listen to it until they go out there and actually pitch better. I wish there was some bad BABIP luck or abnormal strand rate noise to tell me it was a fluke.

For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to chalk it up to the fact that the starters were pitching at a historically ridiculous (i.e. unsustainable) level, and instead of their performance normalizing to "really good" instead of "complete insanity" slowly over the remainder of the season, the baseball gods decided to carry out said normalization over the course of a few weeks. So they'll be good the rest of the year! Or something.

What's really weird is that Montero is having a really good year from a framing perspective (http://www.statcorner.com/CatcherReport.php). And sure, having an inexperienced catcher like Contreras might factor in too.

But (for what it's worth) I think it's mainly due to the fact that the Cubs just finished a hellish stretch of damn near a month without a day off. And they came out the other side with a 7 game lead.

Hell, didn't the Royals have a fucking brutal stretch like this last year? I seem to recall they came out of it OK.

Let's swee how the next 3 weeks plays out. I can't imagine Jepstink not going balls-to-the-wall in the trade market, knowing that this is the best chance they'll have, with Fowler walking after the season, and Lester not getting any younger.

DPD but yeah, basically every world series champion had a 25 game stretch of pure garbage, as the Athletic pointed out yesterday. Joe Sheehan pointed out that the 35-5 1984 Tigers followed that up with a 22-23 stretch. But so have a lot of teams that were not world series champions. Obviously nothing matters at this point but winning the division and they should still do that, I just suspect I'm not alone in feeling ill at ease until we get some quality starts from Arrieta, Lester, and Lackey to prove the worst is behind them.

And again, swee what the inevitable trades bring.

I mean you keep saying that but what the hell are trades going to do about Jon, Jake, and Lackey? I said I'm not worried about the pen, guys will get better (Grimm seems to have righted the ship, Edwards has looked solid) and they'll make trades, and I bet they'll shore up left field as well, but the biggest issue of the last two weeks has been a shit rotation and only one of those guys is likely to go anywhere and that's Hammel, and he'll probably be usurped by Warren if he's dropped at all.

If the top three in the rotation pitch like they can/should/were up until this month, great, all will be fine, and it probably will be. If they keep getting shelled inexplicably Theo's not going to replace three highly paid, top of the rotation starters.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 03:50:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 03:28:41 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 02:23:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 12:05:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 11:50:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 12, 2016, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 12, 2016, 10:13:55 AM
Feel free to panic, SKO. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-just-played-a-month-of-very-mediocre-baseball/)  I won't be but I won't tell you how to live your life.

Didn't really say anything we don't already know: nothing has changed other than that the starting pitching all went to shit at exactly the same time. What caused it? Who the fuck knows. Will it be fixed? Probably, but maybe not.

I mean logic dictates that guys who were great and then unbelievably terrible will probably go back to being pretty good, at least, and that this is just a blip, but that's logic and it's hard to listen to it until they go out there and actually pitch better. I wish there was some bad BABIP luck or abnormal strand rate noise to tell me it was a fluke.

For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to chalk it up to the fact that the starters were pitching at a historically ridiculous (i.e. unsustainable) level, and instead of their performance normalizing to "really good" instead of "complete insanity" slowly over the remainder of the season, the baseball gods decided to carry out said normalization over the course of a few weeks. So they'll be good the rest of the year! Or something.

What's really weird is that Montero is having a really good year from a framing perspective (http://www.statcorner.com/CatcherReport.php). And sure, having an inexperienced catcher like Contreras might factor in too.

But (for what it's worth) I think it's mainly due to the fact that the Cubs just finished a hellish stretch of damn near a month without a day off. And they came out the other side with a 7 game lead.

Hell, didn't the Royals have a fucking brutal stretch like this last year? I seem to recall they came out of it OK.

Let's swee how the next 3 weeks plays out. I can't imagine Jepstink not going balls-to-the-wall in the trade market, knowing that this is the best chance they'll have, with Fowler walking after the season, and Lester not getting any younger.

DPD but yeah, basically every world series champion had a 25 game stretch of pure garbage, as the Athletic pointed out yesterday. Joe Sheehan pointed out that the 35-5 1984 Tigers followed that up with a 22-23 stretch. But so have a lot of teams that were not world series champions. Obviously nothing matters at this point but winning the division and they should still do that, I just suspect I'm not alone in feeling ill at ease until we get some quality starts from Arrieta, Lester, and Lackey to prove the worst is behind them.

And again, swee what the inevitable trades bring.

I mean you keep saying that but what the hell are trades going to do about Jon, Jake, and Lackey? I said I'm not worried about the pen, guys will get better (Grimm seems to have righted the ship, Edwards has looked solid) and they'll make trades, and I bet they'll shore up left field as well, but the biggest issue of the last two weeks has been a shit rotation and only one of those guys is likely to go anywhere and that's Hammel, and he'll probably be usurped by Warren if he's dropped at all.

If the top three in the rotation pitch like they can/should/were up until this month, great, all will be fine, and it probably will be. If they keep getting shelled inexplicably Theo's not going to replace three highly paid, top of the rotation starters.

Hendricks is the Cubs' three, whether anybody wants to believe it or not - hell, if you go by WAR, he's actually the Cubs' two. But there's nothing we've seen from Jake or Lester over the past 2-3 years that indicates they won't get back on track. In fact, the past two seasons, Jake has been a soul wrecker in the second half.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on July 12, 2016, 04:33:35 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 03:28:41 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 02:23:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 12:05:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 11:50:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 12, 2016, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 12, 2016, 10:13:55 AM
Feel free to panic, SKO. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-just-played-a-month-of-very-mediocre-baseball/)  I won't be but I won't tell you how to live your life.

Didn't really say anything we don't already know: nothing has changed other than that the starting pitching all went to shit at exactly the same time. What caused it? Who the fuck knows. Will it be fixed? Probably, but maybe not.

I mean logic dictates that guys who were great and then unbelievably terrible will probably go back to being pretty good, at least, and that this is just a blip, but that's logic and it's hard to listen to it until they go out there and actually pitch better. I wish there was some bad BABIP luck or abnormal strand rate noise to tell me it was a fluke.

For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to chalk it up to the fact that the starters were pitching at a historically ridiculous (i.e. unsustainable) level, and instead of their performance normalizing to "really good" instead of "complete insanity" slowly over the remainder of the season, the baseball gods decided to carry out said normalization over the course of a few weeks. So they'll be good the rest of the year! Or something.

What's really weird is that Montero is having a really good year from a framing perspective (http://www.statcorner.com/CatcherReport.php). And sure, having an inexperienced catcher like Contreras might factor in too.

But (for what it's worth) I think it's mainly due to the fact that the Cubs just finished a hellish stretch of damn near a month without a day off. And they came out the other side with a 7 game lead.

Hell, didn't the Royals have a fucking brutal stretch like this last year? I seem to recall they came out of it OK.

Let's swee how the next 3 weeks plays out. I can't imagine Jepstink not going balls-to-the-wall in the trade market, knowing that this is the best chance they'll have, with Fowler walking after the season, and Lester not getting any younger.

DPD but yeah, basically every world series champion had a 25 game stretch of pure garbage, as the Athletic pointed out yesterday. Joe Sheehan pointed out that the 35-5 1984 Tigers followed that up with a 22-23 stretch. But so have a lot of teams that were not world series champions. Obviously nothing matters at this point but winning the division and they should still do that, I just suspect I'm not alone in feeling ill at ease until we get some quality starts from Arrieta, Lester, and Lackey to prove the worst is behind them.

And again, swee what the inevitable trades bring.

I mean you keep saying that but what the hell are trades going to do about Jon, Jake, and Lackey? I said I'm not worried about the pen, guys will get better (Grimm seems to have righted the ship, Edwards has looked solid) and they'll make trades, and I bet they'll shore up left field as well, but the biggest issue of the last two weeks has been a shit rotation and only one of those guys is likely to go anywhere and that's Hammel, and he'll probably be usurped by Warren if he's dropped at all.

If the top three in the rotation pitch like they can/should/were up until this month, great, all will be fine, and it probably will be. If they keep getting shelled inexplicably Theo's not going to replace three highly paid, top of the rotation starters.

Nothing.  They will either pitch well or they won't and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on July 12, 2016, 07:10:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 03:28:41 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 02:23:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 12:05:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 11:50:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 12, 2016, 11:41:48 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 12, 2016, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 12, 2016, 10:13:55 AM
Feel free to panic, SKO. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-just-played-a-month-of-very-mediocre-baseball/)  I won't be but I won't tell you how to live your life.

Didn't really say anything we don't already know: nothing has changed other than that the starting pitching all went to shit at exactly the same time. What caused it? Who the fuck knows. Will it be fixed? Probably, but maybe not.

I mean logic dictates that guys who were great and then unbelievably terrible will probably go back to being pretty good, at least, and that this is just a blip, but that's logic and it's hard to listen to it until they go out there and actually pitch better. I wish there was some bad BABIP luck or abnormal strand rate noise to tell me it was a fluke.

For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to chalk it up to the fact that the starters were pitching at a historically ridiculous (i.e. unsustainable) level, and instead of their performance normalizing to "really good" instead of "complete insanity" slowly over the remainder of the season, the baseball gods decided to carry out said normalization over the course of a few weeks. So they'll be good the rest of the year! Or something.

What's really weird is that Montero is having a really good year from a framing perspective (http://www.statcorner.com/CatcherReport.php). And sure, having an inexperienced catcher like Contreras might factor in too.

But (for what it's worth) I think it's mainly due to the fact that the Cubs just finished a hellish stretch of damn near a month without a day off. And they came out the other side with a 7 game lead.

Hell, didn't the Royals have a fucking brutal stretch like this last year? I seem to recall they came out of it OK.

Let's swee how the next 3 weeks plays out. I can't imagine Jepstink not going balls-to-the-wall in the trade market, knowing that this is the best chance they'll have, with Fowler walking after the season, and Lester not getting any younger.

DPD but yeah, basically every world series champion had a 25 game stretch of pure garbage, as the Athletic pointed out yesterday. Joe Sheehan pointed out that the 35-5 1984 Tigers followed that up with a 22-23 stretch. But so have a lot of teams that were not world series champions. Obviously nothing matters at this point but winning the division and they should still do that, I just suspect I'm not alone in feeling ill at ease until we get some quality starts from Arrieta, Lester, and Lackey to prove the worst is behind them.

And again, swee what the inevitable trades bring.

I mean you keep saying that but what the hell are trades going to do about Jon, Jake, and Lackey? I said I'm not worried about the pen, guys will get better (Grimm seems to have righted the ship, Edwards has looked solid) and they'll make trades, and I bet they'll shore up left field as well, but the biggest issue of the last two weeks has been a shit rotation and only one of those guys is likely to go anywhere and that's Hammel, and he'll probably be usurped by Warren if he's dropped at all.

If the top three in the rotation pitch like they can/should/were up until this month, great, all will be fine, and it probably will be. If they keep getting shelled inexplicably Theo's not going to replace three highly paid, top of the rotation starters.

What's done is done.
I love your passion but sometimes you need to take a fucking pill.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on July 12, 2016, 09:26:05 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 03:50:36 PM
But there's nothing we've seen from Jake or Lester over the past 2-3 years that indicates they won't get back on track. In fact, the past two seasons, Jake has been a soul wrecker in the second half.

Lester, sure. But there's plenty in Arrieta's history that could be a reasonable cause for concern.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on July 12, 2016, 10:35:05 PM
I hate Bud Selig.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on July 13, 2016, 02:08:05 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 12, 2016, 10:35:05 PM
I hate Bud Selig.

This.  Also, Johnny Cueto.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 08:13:13 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 12, 2016, 10:35:05 PM
I hate Bud Selig.

Fuck Selig.

Cubs in 6.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 08:33:52 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.

this makes a lot more sense now that interleague play is here to stay.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on July 13, 2016, 08:36:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 08:13:13 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 12, 2016, 10:35:05 PM
I hate Bud Selig.

Fuck Selig.

Cubs in 6.

I heard a caller mention something about the 4 games in AL parks. He said, if it gets to game 7, that means the Cubs will have been able to put out an optimized batting order 4 games, as opposed to 3, and that may help them since I believe most of us agree the Cubs probably have the best lineup and great depth.

Also, 4 games of Schwarber
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:38:43 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 08:33:52 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.

this makes a lot more sense now that interleague play is here to stay.

I don't really even know that interleague play means all that much. You have the best record, you get the perk of home field advantage.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on July 13, 2016, 08:51:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 12, 2016, 09:26:05 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 03:50:36 PM
But there's nothing we've seen from Jake or Lester over the past 2-3 years that indicates they won't get back on track. In fact, the past two seasons, Jake has been a soul wrecker in the second half.

Lester, sure. But there's plenty in Arrieta's history that could be a reasonable cause for concern.

Maybe this is what Jake is.  A dude who gets weak contact, strikes out some people, and walks his share of hitters.  He's probably not the 7-win monster from last year but he may not be the Scott Feldman trade bait either.  If he's just a 4-5 win pitcher who makes All-Star teams, so be it.

And, if he's less than that, let The Red Sox pay him.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 13, 2016, 09:06:18 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 13, 2016, 08:51:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 12, 2016, 09:26:05 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 12, 2016, 03:50:36 PM
But there's nothing we've seen from Jake or Lester over the past 2-3 years that indicates they won't get back on track. In fact, the past two seasons, Jake has been a soul wrecker in the second half.

Lester, sure. But there's plenty in Arrieta's history that could be a reasonable cause for concern.

Maybe this is what Jake is.  A dude who gets weak contact, strikes out some people, and walks his share of hitters.  He's probably not the 7-win monster from last year but he may not be the Scott Feldman trade bait either.  If he's just a 4-5 win pitcher who makes All-Star teams, so be it.

And, if he's less than that, let The Red Sox pay him.

I don't think anyone expected him to repeat last year, I think we'd all be happy if he's a top 5-10 pitcher with an ERA under 3 etc. He doesn't need to be that guy again, but the problem is his two modes this year have been 2015 Jake and 2012 Jake. He hasn't found some happy middle where he's going out there and going 7 and giving up 2-3 as opposed to last year's 1 or 0. It's been either untouchable or awful. So I think Eli is saying there's concern that this control issue may linger in which case yeah he may end up a 4-5 win pitcher because of how dominant he was in April/May but come October what he is right now is useless.

I think logically we all agree it's most likely he's not just broken and he'll get it right, but Eli has a point that there is a version of Jake Arrieta that just sucks and it's why another organization gave him up for Scott Feldman, so I don't blame people for being worried that his mechanics have regressed and he might struggle to find them again.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 09:20:04 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:38:43 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 08:33:52 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.

this makes a lot more sense now that interleague play is here to stay.

I don't really even know that interleague play means all that much. You have the best record, you get the perk of home field advantage.

When teams were completely segregated from each other, best record could be a lot more subjective than it is now. The only absolutely perfect solution would be for each team to play 5 or 6 games against each of the 29 other teams, which is not practical at all. But perfect shouldn't be the enemy of better.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

My comment was directed at your "all anyone cares about is the Home Run Derby" remark, the HRD being something I care about less than the All-Star Game, which I don't care about at all (though I confess to enjoying KB taking Sling Blade yard).  I'm annoyed that there's no real baseball until Friday and was just pointing that any grown-assed man who cares about the Home Run Derby should go play Pokemon Go until they walk into traffic and get run over.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on July 13, 2016, 10:28:12 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

I used to like the HR Derby when I was in Little League.

Now I don't really care for any of it except for the Futures Game.

I'm sure ESPN will drive me to hate the Futures Game in 10 years, too.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 13, 2016, 10:28:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

My comment was directed at your "all anyone cares about is the Home Run Derby" comment which I care about less than the All-Star Game, which I don't care about at all (though I confess to enjoying KB taking Sling Blade yard).  I'm annoyed that there's no real baseball until Friday and was just pointing that any grown-assed man who cares about the Home Run Derby should go play Pokemon Go until they walk into traffic and get run over.

Mmm. This is good Huey'ing.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 13, 2016, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 13, 2016, 10:28:12 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

I used to like the HR Derby when I was in Little League.

Now I don't really care for any of it except for the Futures Game.

I'm sure ESPN will drive me to hate the Futures Game in 10 years, too.

Chuck D. summed up my feelings more succinctly than I could.

The Futures Game is cool.  All of that other stuff just serves to remind me that there's no real baseball all week, which I find particularly vexing in seasons in which the Cubs are good.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 13, 2016, 10:36:00 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 13, 2016, 10:28:12 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

I used to like the HR Derby when I was in Little League.

Now I don't really care for any of it except for the Futures Game.

I'm sure ESPN will drive me to hate the Futures Game in 10 years, too.

Chuck D. summed up my feelings more succinctly than I could.

The Futures Game is cool.  All of that other stuff just serves to remind me that there's no real baseball all week, which I find particularly vexing in seasons in which the Cubs are good.

I don't even really care about the futures game now that basically any Cubs prospect I would have cared about is already on the big league squad. I know Eloy kicked ass in the game and probably got robbed of the MVP because of Red Sox Hype about Yoan Moncada, but I'm pretty sure Eloy will have a bright future as Not-A-Cub.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on July 13, 2016, 10:58:24 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

I happened to be awake when it began this year, so I tuned in and tried to watch it.  I got around half-way through the second batter (Trumbo?) and stopped.  What a completely fucking pointless exercise.  Plus, Berman.  Sheesh.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 11:14:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 13, 2016, 10:58:24 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

I happened to be awake when it began this year, so I tuned in and tried to watch it.  I got around half-way through the second batter (Trumbo?) and stopped.  What a completely fucking pointless exercise.  Plus, Berman.  Sheesh.

Had the sound off, kind of half-watched some of it while I was doing other stuff. The best part was probably what we didn't see, which was HS players going at it during the commercial breaks.

The winner, not only of the HS derby, but of the "most kickass name in baseball" derby was Nick Brueser (http://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/high-school/2016/07/12/hamiltons-nick-brueser-calls-junior-home-run-derby-title-surreal-moment/86995392/), pronounced "Bruiser".

sorry Stew, he's committed to Stanford.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 11:27:31 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

My comment was directed at your "all anyone cares about is the Home Run Derby" remark, the HRD being something I care about less than the All-Star Game, which I don't care about at all (though I confess to enjoying KB taking Sling Blade yard).  I'm annoyed that there's no real baseball until Friday and was just pointing that any grown-assed man who cares about the Home Run Derby should go play Pokemon Go until they walk into traffic and get run over.

Wait, let's get one thing straight...I don't care about the HRD. I like the HRD. I think the HRD is more entertaining than the exhibition game and therefore more interesting than the game itself.

I positive your Pokemon Go Hueying-hate, though. I'd vote for it for president.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on July 13, 2016, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 11:14:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 13, 2016, 10:58:24 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

I happened to be awake when it began this year, so I tuned in and tried to watch it.  I got around half-way through the second batter (Trumbo?) and stopped.  What a completely fucking pointless exercise.  Plus, Berman.  Sheesh.

Had the sound off, kind of half-watched some of it while I was doing other stuff. The best part was probably what we didn't see, which was HS players going at it during the commercial breaks.

The winner, not only of the HS derby, but of the "most kickass name in baseball" derby was Nick Brueser (http://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/high-school/2016/07/12/hamiltons-nick-brueser-calls-junior-home-run-derby-title-surreal-moment/86995392/), pronounced "Bruiser".

sorry Stew, he's committed to Stanford.
Bruiser...Stanfoo...grumble...mumble
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 13, 2016, 11:46:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on July 13, 2016, 08:36:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 08:13:13 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 12, 2016, 10:35:05 PM
I hate Bud Selig.

Fuck Selig.

Cubs in 6.

I heard a caller mention something about the 4 games in AL parks. He said, if it gets to game 7, that means the Cubs will have been able to put out an optimized batting order 4 games, as opposed to 3, and that may help them since I believe most of us agree the Cubs probably have the best lineup and great depth.

Also, 4 games of Schwarber

I'm sure this is referencing Boers and Bernstein, but it's more fun to picture random Chicagoans cold-calling you out of the white pages to TALK SOME SPORTZ.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on July 13, 2016, 12:51:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

My comment was directed at your "all anyone cares about is the Home Run Derby" remark, the HRD being something I care about less than the All-Star Game, which I don't care about at all (though I confess to enjoying KB taking Sling Blade yard).  I'm annoyed that there's no real baseball until Friday and was just pointing that any grown-assed man who cares about the Home Run Derby should go play Pokemon Go until they walk into traffic and get run over.

In the past I've been annoyed about no real baseball for 4 days as well.
But this year it seems like the Cubs could really use the break (as well as some of us).
So I'm okay with it and I'll just drink with the TV on reruns of Star Trek TNG instead.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 13, 2016, 12:58:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 12:51:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

My comment was directed at your "all anyone cares about is the Home Run Derby" remark, the HRD being something I care about less than the All-Star Game, which I don't care about at all (though I confess to enjoying KB taking Sling Blade yard).  I'm annoyed that there's no real baseball until Friday and was just pointing that any grown-assed man who cares about the Home Run Derby should go play Pokemon Go until they walk into traffic and get run over.

In the past I've been annoyed about no real baseball for 4 days as well.
But this year it seems like the Cubs could really use the break (as well as some of us).
So I'm okay with it and I'll just drink with the TV on reruns of Star Trek TNG instead.

Whole series is on Netflix, Grandpa.

I'm usually grateful for the ASB, especially this year, and I can't remember the last All Star Game I watched for more than maybe an inning. I liked the Derby a lot better during the Sammy/Bonds era, but to Huey's point I was 12 back then.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on July 13, 2016, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 13, 2016, 12:58:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 12:51:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

My comment was directed at your "all anyone cares about is the Home Run Derby" remark, the HRD being something I care about less than the All-Star Game, which I don't care about at all (though I confess to enjoying KB taking Sling Blade yard).  I'm annoyed that there's no real baseball until Friday and was just pointing that any grown-assed man who cares about the Home Run Derby should go play Pokemon Go until they walk into traffic and get run over.

In the past I've been annoyed about no real baseball for 4 days as well.
But this year it seems like the Cubs could really use the break (as well as some of us).
So I'm okay with it and I'll just drink with the TV on reruns of Star Trek TNG instead.

Whole series is on Netflix, Grandpa.

I'm usually grateful for the ASB, especially this year, and I can't remember the last All Star Game I watched for more than maybe an inning. I liked the Derby a lot better during the Sammy/Bonds era, but to Huey's point I was 12 back then.

It's more authentic with the commercial interruptions, Sonny.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 13, 2016, 01:25:25 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 13, 2016, 12:58:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 12:51:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

My comment was directed at your "all anyone cares about is the Home Run Derby" remark, the HRD being something I care about less than the All-Star Game, which I don't care about at all (though I confess to enjoying KB taking Sling Blade yard).  I'm annoyed that there's no real baseball until Friday and was just pointing that any grown-assed man who cares about the Home Run Derby should go play Pokemon Go until they walk into traffic and get run over.

In the past I've been annoyed about no real baseball for 4 days as well.
But this year it seems like the Cubs could really use the break (as well as some of us).
So I'm okay with it and I'll just drink with the TV on reruns of Star Trek TNG instead.

Whole series is on Netflix, Grandpa.

I'm usually grateful for the ASB, especially this year, and I can't remember the last All Star Game I watched for more than maybe an inning. I liked the Derby a lot better during the Sammy/Bonds era, but to Huey's point I was 12 back then.

It's more authentic with the commercial interruptions, Sonny.

The first copies of Star Wars that I ever had were ones my grandma recorded for me one week when there was a marathon on TV because this was that weird early 90s period when, believe it or not, it was actually kind of hard to find copies of Star Wars. I watched them endlessly for about 4 years before I got the special edition VHS tapes for Christmas one year (again from Grandma). To this day I still kind of miss the old early 90s commercials whenever I watch Star Wars. Also, my Grandma kicks ass.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 13, 2016, 01:44:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 13, 2016, 01:25:25 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 13, 2016, 12:58:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 12:51:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

My comment was directed at your "all anyone cares about is the Home Run Derby" remark, the HRD being something I care about less than the All-Star Game, which I don't care about at all (though I confess to enjoying KB taking Sling Blade yard).  I'm annoyed that there's no real baseball until Friday and was just pointing that any grown-assed man who cares about the Home Run Derby should go play Pokemon Go until they walk into traffic and get run over.

In the past I've been annoyed about no real baseball for 4 days as well.
But this year it seems like the Cubs could really use the break (as well as some of us).
So I'm okay with it and I'll just drink with the TV on reruns of Star Trek TNG instead.

Whole series is on Netflix, Grandpa.

I'm usually grateful for the ASB, especially this year, and I can't remember the last All Star Game I watched for more than maybe an inning. I liked the Derby a lot better during the Sammy/Bonds era, but to Huey's point I was 12 back then.

It's more authentic with the commercial interruptions, Sonny.

The first copies of Star Wars that I ever had were ones my grandma recorded for me one week when there was a marathon on TV because this was that weird early 90s period when, believe it or not, it was actually kind of hard to find copies of Star Wars. I watched them endlessly for about 4 years before I got the special edition VHS tapes for Christmas one year (again from Grandma). To this day I still kind of miss the old early 90s commercials whenever I watch Star Wars. Also, my Grandma kicks ass.

I taped all kinds of shit in the early '80s, mostly sports (though some movies).  The 1985 NCAA Men's Championship inn which Villanova upset Georgetown, the Cubs' Opening Days in both 1984 and 1985 (the latter which occurred the day after the 'Nova upset...the VCR was getting quite a workout that week), and about 10 of the regular season Bears games in 1985, as well as both playoff games and the Super Bowls....anyway, as I typically was watching these events while I recorded them, I was in the practice of very diligently hitting "pause" whenever there was a commercial break, and then I would resume the recording of the said event as soon as the action came back on because if I were to re-watch these games (which, come to think of it, I don't think I ever did) who the fuck wants to sit through commercials?  Little did I realize, at the time, that I was excising some Americana gold that I'd have enjoyed almost as much as the events themselves 30 years later.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on July 13, 2016, 02:40:45 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 01:44:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 13, 2016, 01:25:25 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 13, 2016, 12:58:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 12:51:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

My comment was directed at your "all anyone cares about is the Home Run Derby" remark, the HRD being something I care about less than the All-Star Game, which I don't care about at all (though I confess to enjoying KB taking Sling Blade yard).  I'm annoyed that there's no real baseball until Friday and was just pointing that any grown-assed man who cares about the Home Run Derby should go play Pokemon Go until they walk into traffic and get run over.

In the past I've been annoyed about no real baseball for 4 days as well.
But this year it seems like the Cubs could really use the break (as well as some of us).
So I'm okay with it and I'll just drink with the TV on reruns of Star Trek TNG instead.

Whole series is on Netflix, Grandpa.

I'm usually grateful for the ASB, especially this year, and I can't remember the last All Star Game I watched for more than maybe an inning. I liked the Derby a lot better during the Sammy/Bonds era, but to Huey's point I was 12 back then.

It's more authentic with the commercial interruptions, Sonny.

The first copies of Star Wars that I ever had were ones my grandma recorded for me one week when there was a marathon on TV because this was that weird early 90s period when, believe it or not, it was actually kind of hard to find copies of Star Wars. I watched them endlessly for about 4 years before I got the special edition VHS tapes for Christmas one year (again from Grandma). To this day I still kind of miss the old early 90s commercials whenever I watch Star Wars. Also, my Grandma kicks ass.

I taped all kinds of shit in the early '80s, mostly sports (though some movies).  The 1985 NCAA Men's Championship inn which Villanova upset Georgetown, the Cubs' Opening Days in both 1984 and 1985 (the latter which occurred the day after the 'Nova upset...the VCR was getting quite a workout that week), and about 10 of the regular season Bears games in 1985, as well as both playoff games and the Super Bowls....anyway, as I typically was watching these events while I recorded them, I was in the practice of very diligently hitting "pause" whenever there was a commercial break, and then I would resume the recording of the said event as soon as the action came back on because if I were to re-watch these games (which, come to think of it, I don't think I ever did) who the fuck wants to sit through commercials?  Little did I realize, at the time, that I was excising some Americana gold that I'd have enjoyed almost as much as the events themselves 30 years later.

This is the Hueyist thing ever.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 13, 2016, 02:46:54 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 02:40:45 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 01:44:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 13, 2016, 01:25:25 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 13, 2016, 12:58:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 12:51:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

My comment was directed at your "all anyone cares about is the Home Run Derby" remark, the HRD being something I care about less than the All-Star Game, which I don't care about at all (though I confess to enjoying KB taking Sling Blade yard).  I'm annoyed that there's no real baseball until Friday and was just pointing that any grown-assed man who cares about the Home Run Derby should go play Pokemon Go until they walk into traffic and get run over.

In the past I've been annoyed about no real baseball for 4 days as well.
But this year it seems like the Cubs could really use the break (as well as some of us).
So I'm okay with it and I'll just drink with the TV on reruns of Star Trek TNG instead.

Whole series is on Netflix, Grandpa.

I'm usually grateful for the ASB, especially this year, and I can't remember the last All Star Game I watched for more than maybe an inning. I liked the Derby a lot better during the Sammy/Bonds era, but to Huey's point I was 12 back then.

It's more authentic with the commercial interruptions, Sonny.

The first copies of Star Wars that I ever had were ones my grandma recorded for me one week when there was a marathon on TV because this was that weird early 90s period when, believe it or not, it was actually kind of hard to find copies of Star Wars. I watched them endlessly for about 4 years before I got the special edition VHS tapes for Christmas one year (again from Grandma). To this day I still kind of miss the old early 90s commercials whenever I watch Star Wars. Also, my Grandma kicks ass.

I taped all kinds of shit in the early '80s, mostly sports (though some movies).  The 1985 NCAA Men's Championship inn which Villanova upset Georgetown, the Cubs' Opening Days in both 1984 and 1985 (the latter which occurred the day after the 'Nova upset...the VCR was getting quite a workout that week), and about 10 of the regular season Bears games in 1985, as well as both playoff games and the Super Bowls....anyway, as I typically was watching these events while I recorded them, I was in the practice of very diligently hitting "pause" whenever there was a commercial break, and then I would resume the recording of the said event as soon as the action came back on because if I were to re-watch these games (which, come to think of it, I don't think I ever did) who the fuck wants to sit through commercials?  Little did I realize, at the time, that I was excising some Americana gold that I'd have enjoyed almost as much as the events themselves 30 years later.

This is the Hueyist thing ever.

You really have to picture him in the TRON suit as he does this.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 03:02:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 13, 2016, 02:46:54 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 02:40:45 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 01:44:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 13, 2016, 01:25:25 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 13, 2016, 12:58:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 12:51:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

My comment was directed at your "all anyone cares about is the Home Run Derby" remark, the HRD being something I care about less than the All-Star Game, which I don't care about at all (though I confess to enjoying KB taking Sling Blade yard).  I'm annoyed that there's no real baseball until Friday and was just pointing that any grown-assed man who cares about the Home Run Derby should go play Pokemon Go until they walk into traffic and get run over.

In the past I've been annoyed about no real baseball for 4 days as well.
But this year it seems like the Cubs could really use the break (as well as some of us).
So I'm okay with it and I'll just drink with the TV on reruns of Star Trek TNG instead.

Whole series is on Netflix, Grandpa.

I'm usually grateful for the ASB, especially this year, and I can't remember the last All Star Game I watched for more than maybe an inning. I liked the Derby a lot better during the Sammy/Bonds era, but to Huey's point I was 12 back then.

It's more authentic with the commercial interruptions, Sonny.

The first copies of Star Wars that I ever had were ones my grandma recorded for me one week when there was a marathon on TV because this was that weird early 90s period when, believe it or not, it was actually kind of hard to find copies of Star Wars. I watched them endlessly for about 4 years before I got the special edition VHS tapes for Christmas one year (again from Grandma). To this day I still kind of miss the old early 90s commercials whenever I watch Star Wars. Also, my Grandma kicks ass.

I taped all kinds of shit in the early '80s, mostly sports (though some movies).  The 1985 NCAA Men's Championship inn which Villanova upset Georgetown, the Cubs' Opening Days in both 1984 and 1985 (the latter which occurred the day after the 'Nova upset...the VCR was getting quite a workout that week), and about 10 of the regular season Bears games in 1985, as well as both playoff games and the Super Bowls....anyway, as I typically was watching these events while I recorded them, I was in the practice of very diligently hitting "pause" whenever there was a commercial break, and then I would resume the recording of the said event as soon as the action came back on because if I were to re-watch these games (which, come to think of it, I don't think I ever did) who the fuck wants to sit through commercials?  Little did I realize, at the time, that I was excising some Americana gold that I'd have enjoyed almost as much as the events themselves 30 years later.

This is the Hueyist thing ever.

You really have to picture him in the TRON suit as he does this.

and losing his shit when he takes it off pause only to tape a Chevy commercial.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on July 13, 2016, 06:07:00 PM
When I was a kid, my brother's best friend had a MASSIVE bootleg video collection, which included the entire Star Wars trilogy. (It was also from this massive collection that I saw my first boobies, in a forgotten movie that was on the same tape as the old cartoon Hobbit). I kept those old tapes throughout my teenage years, until, like SK, I got the trilogy on vhs as a gift in the late 90's. I also remember discovering "From Star Wars to Jedi: The Making of a Saga" as a tween - that was a lot of fun to watch, too. Star Wars got me through a really tough time in my life, when my mom remarried and moved us to West Virginia, 6 hours away from home and friends.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on July 13, 2016, 06:16:00 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 13, 2016, 12:51:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 13, 2016, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 13, 2016, 08:28:17 AM
Honestly, why can't the team with the best record have home field advantage in the World Series?

The All Star Game shouldn't matter. Why does it have to matter? All anyone really cares about is the Home Run Derby.


Yeah if you're 12 years old or younger...

So you actually like the exhibition game? I like baseball, so therefore I like the game, but I don't think it's necessary.

My comment was directed at your "all anyone cares about is the Home Run Derby" remark, the HRD being something I care about less than the All-Star Game, which I don't care about at all (though I confess to enjoying KB taking Sling Blade yard).  I'm annoyed that there's no real baseball until Friday and was just pointing that any grown-assed man who cares about the Home Run Derby should go play Pokemon Go until they walk into traffic and get run over.

In the past I've been annoyed about no real baseball for 4 days as well.
But this year it seems like the Cubs could really use the break (as well as some of us).
So I'm okay with it and I'll just drink with the TV on reruns of Star Trek TNG instead.
The All-Star break has some kind of supernatural effect on ballplayers.  How often we see a radical change in the performance of teams before and after the Break.  What happens?  Do they go home and get set upon by their wives or SOs because they under or over performed in the first half?  Do they succumb to the temperature?  Are they just tired?  Bored? 
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 19, 2016, 08:36:16 AM
Dex and Jorge both report to Iowa for rehab today.

Magic number is 63.

Just need Jake to scatter the ashes of the Mets' souls tonight and we're golden.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on July 19, 2016, 09:27:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 19, 2016, 08:36:16 AM
Dex and Jorge both report to Iowa for rehab today.

Magic number is 63.

Just need Jake to scatter the ashes of the Mets' souls tonight and we're golden.

Why this permeates my dreams, I don't know, but I dreamt that Jake only lasted 4.1 innings. Prove my subconscious wrong, Jake
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on July 19, 2016, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 19, 2016, 09:27:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 19, 2016, 08:36:16 AM
Dex and Jorge both report to Iowa for rehab today.

Magic number is 63.

Just need Jake to scatter the ashes of the Mets' souls tonight and we're golden.

Why this permeates my dreams, I don't know, but I dreamt that Jake only lasted 4.1 innings. Prove my subconscious wrong, Jake

He just made it through 4.1 innings on 38 pitches.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 19, 2016, 09:52:45 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

How many tears, Theo?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

That'd be the 11-15 record in 1-run games...not helped by these two failures.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

That'd be the 11-15 record in 1-run games...not helped by these two failures.

I am not particularly optimisticc about the Cubs right now, but record in 1-run games tends to be a function of luck.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 19, 2016, 10:00:02 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

That'd be the 11-15 record in 1-run games...not helped by these two failures.

Whoever wrote the code/program that propels whatever Internet Bot creation that you are to somehow seemingly "auto-emote"....sucks and should die immediately.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 19, 2016, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

That'd be the 11-15 record in 1-run games...not helped by these two failures.

I am not particularly optimisticc about the Cubs right now, but record in 1-run games tends to be a function of luck.

What's not to be optimistic about? They've won 3/5 to start the second half against the best team in the AL and a solid NL contender and the starters have all looked good again. Bullpen help is at worst two weeks away. Fowler and Soler are rehabbing. I don't get this.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2016, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

That'd be the 11-15 record in 1-run games...not helped by these two failures.

I am not particularly optimisticc about the Cubs right now, but record in 1-run games tends to be a function of luck.

What's not to be optimistic about? They've won 3/5 to start the second half against the best team in the AL and a solid NL contender and the starters have all looked good again. Bullpen help is at worst two weeks away. Fowler and Soler are rehabbing. I don't get this.

It's probably just a spell. I want Dexter to show me his hamstring is OK and dominant Soler to be back. Then I'll be fine.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 19, 2016, 10:06:15 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2016, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

That'd be the 11-15 record in 1-run games...not helped by these two failures.

I am not particularly optimisticc about the Cubs right now, but record in 1-run games tends to be a function of luck.

What's not to be optimistic about? They've won 3/5 to start the second half against the best team in the AL and a solid NL contender and the starters have all looked good again. Bullpen help is at worst two weeks away. Fowler and Soler are rehabbing. I don't get this.

It's probably just a spell. I want Dexter to show me his hamstring is OK and dominant Soler to be back. Then I'll be fine.

I mean the 5-15 stretch was brutal but they're like a game out of the best record in baseball and have gone 4-2 since, all against winning teams. More importantly Jon and Jake look like themselves again. Frustrating as tonight was my outlook on the team is way better than it was a week ago
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on July 20, 2016, 07:43:03 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 19, 2016, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 19, 2016, 09:27:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 19, 2016, 08:36:16 AM
Dex and Jorge both report to Iowa for rehab today.

Magic number is 63.

Just need Jake to scatter the ashes of the Mets' souls tonight and we're golden.

Why this permeates my dreams, I don't know, but I dreamt that Jake only lasted 4.1 innings. Prove my subconscious wrong, Jake

He just made it through 4.1 innings on 38 pitches.

My subconscious is not smart
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on July 20, 2016, 08:19:28 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2016, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

That'd be the 11-15 record in 1-run games...not helped by these two failures.

I am not particularly optimisticc about the Cubs right now, but record in 1-run games tends to be a function of luck.

What's not to be optimistic about? They've won 3/5 to start the second half against the best team in the AL and a solid NL contender and the starters have all looked good again. Bullpen help is at worst two weeks away. Fowler and Soler are rehabbing. I don't get this.

It's probably just a spell. I want Dexter to show me his hamstring is OK and dominant Soler to be back. Then I'll be fine.

He'd need to appear in the first place for that phrasing to work.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 20, 2016, 08:24:19 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 20, 2016, 08:19:28 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2016, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

That'd be the 11-15 record in 1-run games...not helped by these two failures.

I am not particularly optimisticc about the Cubs right now, but record in 1-run games tends to be a function of luck.

What's not to be optimistic about? They've won 3/5 to start the second half against the best team in the AL and a solid NL contender and the starters have all looked good again. Bullpen help is at worst two weeks away. Fowler and Soler are rehabbing. I don't get this.

It's probably just a spell. I want Dexter to show me his hamstring is OK and dominant Soler to be back. Then I'll be fine.

He'd need to appear in the first place for that phrasing to work.

I assume TJ is referring to this:

(http://i66.tinypic.com/o7lhkp.png)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 20, 2016, 08:25:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 20, 2016, 08:24:19 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 20, 2016, 08:19:28 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2016, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

That'd be the 11-15 record in 1-run games...not helped by these two failures.

I am not particularly optimisticc about the Cubs right now, but record in 1-run games tends to be a function of luck.

What's not to be optimistic about? They've won 3/5 to start the second half against the best team in the AL and a solid NL contender and the starters have all looked good again. Bullpen help is at worst two weeks away. Fowler and Soler are rehabbing. I don't get this.

It's probably just a spell. I want Dexter to show me his hamstring is OK and dominant Soler to be back. Then I'll be fine.

He'd need to appear in the first place for that phrasing to work.

I assume TJ is referring to this:

(http://i66.tinypic.com/o7lhkp.png)

*swoons*
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on July 20, 2016, 08:35:22 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 20, 2016, 08:24:19 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 20, 2016, 08:19:28 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2016, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

That'd be the 11-15 record in 1-run games...not helped by these two failures.

I am not particularly optimisticc about the Cubs right now, but record in 1-run games tends to be a function of luck.

What's not to be optimistic about? They've won 3/5 to start the second half against the best team in the AL and a solid NL contender and the starters have all looked good again. Bullpen help is at worst two weeks away. Fowler and Soler are rehabbing. I don't get this.

It's probably just a spell. I want Dexter to show me his hamstring is OK and dominant Soler to be back. Then I'll be fine.

He'd need to appear in the first place for that phrasing to work.

I assume TJ is referring to this:

That was definitely a good week.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 20, 2016, 09:13:59 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 20, 2016, 08:35:22 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 20, 2016, 08:24:19 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 20, 2016, 08:19:28 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2016, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

That'd be the 11-15 record in 1-run games...not helped by these two failures.

I am not particularly optimisticc about the Cubs right now, but record in 1-run games tends to be a function of luck.

What's not to be optimistic about? They've won 3/5 to start the second half against the best team in the AL and a solid NL contender and the starters have all looked good again. Bullpen help is at worst two weeks away. Fowler and Soler are rehabbing. I don't get this.

It's probably just a spell. I want Dexter to show me his hamstring is OK and dominant Soler to be back. Then I'll be fine.

He'd need to appear in the first place for that phrasing to work.

I assume TJ is referring to this:

That was definitely a good week.

I'm not really defending Jorge. I have a hard time figuring out how I'd even want him in the lineup right now, since he'd basically just be taking playing time away from Javy and I don't want that. I'd be fine with trading him. I was just pointing out that we have seen a dominant Soler before. Almora has shown me enough that I think he really could be a decent 2-3 win player in CF next year so I don't really think they'll do the Schwarber-Heyward-Soler OF, so I really don't see much of a future for Jorge here.

I look forward to Fowler being back though so they can give Contreras more starts at catcher instead of LF.

Fowler CF, Bryant LF, Rizzo 1B, Contreras C, Zobrist 2B, Baez 3B, Russell SS, Heyward RF would be a very nice lineup most days.

Presumably the 2017 lineup is something like a hopefully not shitty Heyward RF/Schwarber LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Almora CF with Baez getting 3-4 starts a week subbing in for Zobrist and Russell and taking Schwarber's place vs lefties.

So yeah...not really finding a place for Jorge.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 20, 2016, 09:26:29 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 20, 2016, 09:13:59 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 20, 2016, 08:35:22 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 20, 2016, 08:24:19 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 20, 2016, 08:19:28 AM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2016, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 19, 2016, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2016, 09:33:04 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

You're right. Their failure to overcome the most dominant closer in baseball right now is somehow indicative to their general inability to win close ones.

That'd be the 11-15 record in 1-run games...not helped by these two failures.

I am not particularly optimisticc about the Cubs right now, but record in 1-run games tends to be a function of luck.

What's not to be optimistic about? They've won 3/5 to start the second half against the best team in the AL and a solid NL contender and the starters have all looked good again. Bullpen help is at worst two weeks away. Fowler and Soler are rehabbing. I don't get this.

It's probably just a spell. I want Dexter to show me his hamstring is OK and dominant Soler to be back. Then I'll be fine.

He'd need to appear in the first place for that phrasing to work.

I assume TJ is referring to this:

That was definitely a good week.

I'm not really defending Jorge. I have a hard time figuring out how I'd even want him in the lineup right now, since he'd basically just be taking playing time away from Javy and I don't want that. I'd be fine with trading him. I was just pointing out that we have seen a dominant Soler before. Almora has shown me enough that I think he really could be a decent 2-3 win player in CF next year so I don't really think they'll do the Schwarber-Heyward-Soler OF, so I really don't see much of a future for Jorge here.

I look forward to Fowler being back though so they can give Contreras more starts at catcher instead of LF.

Fowler CF, Bryant LF, Rizzo 1B, Contreras C, Zobrist 2B, Baez 3B, Russell SS, Heyward RF would be a very nice lineup most days.

Presumably the 2017 lineup is something like a hopefully not shitty Heyward RF/Schwarber LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Almora CF with Baez getting 3-4 starts a week subbing in for Zobrist and Russell and taking Schwarber's place vs lefties.

So yeah...not really finding a place for Jorge.

There's a place for him, and it's in the Bronx.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on July 20, 2016, 09:29:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 20, 2016, 09:13:59 AMFowler CF, Bryant LF, Rizzo 1B, Contreras C, Zobrist 2B, Baez 3B, Russell SS, Heyward RF would be a very nice lineup most days.

I'm down with this with a couple caveats:

- Give La Stella some starts against RHP in place of Baez, as he's hit righties well.
- Get Ross some starts against LHP in place of Russell or Heyward, so the catcher playing time split looks something like 50 Contreras/30 Ross/20 Miggy (just the Jake starts for Miggy)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 20, 2016, 09:36:46 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 20, 2016, 09:29:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 20, 2016, 09:13:59 AMFowler CF, Bryant LF, Rizzo 1B, Contreras C, Zobrist 2B, Baez 3B, Russell SS, Heyward RF would be a very nice lineup most days.

I'm down with this with a couple caveats:

- Give La Stella some starts against RHP in place of Baez, as he's hit righties well.
- Get Ross some starts against LHP in place of Russell or Heyward, so the catcher playing time split looks something like 50 Contreras/30 Ross/20 Miggy (just the Jake starts for Miggy)


Yeah I mean obviously Contreras isn't going to catch every day, but 3-4 of every five would be good. I'd like Joe to let him catch Arrieta a couple of times so that he can possibly catch him in the playoffs because Miggy getting key ABs in the postseason is no bueno.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 20, 2016, 09:36:55 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 20, 2016, 09:29:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 20, 2016, 09:13:59 AMFowler CF, Bryant LF, Rizzo 1B, Contreras C, Zobrist 2B, Baez 3B, Russell SS, Heyward RF would be a very nice lineup most days.

I'm down with this with a couple caveats:

- Give La Stella some starts against RHP in place of Baez, as he's hit righties well.
- Get Ross some starts against LHP in place of Russell or Heyward, so the catcher playing time split looks something like 50 Contreras/30 Ross/20 Miggy (just the Jake starts for Miggy)


Why does RV think there are 100 games left?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on July 20, 2016, 09:41:33 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 20, 2016, 09:36:55 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 20, 2016, 09:29:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 20, 2016, 09:13:59 AMFowler CF, Bryant LF, Rizzo 1B, Contreras C, Zobrist 2B, Baez 3B, Russell SS, Heyward RF would be a very nice lineup most days.

I'm down with this with a couple caveats:

- Give La Stella some starts against RHP in place of Baez, as he's hit righties well.
- Get Ross some starts against LHP in place of Russell or Heyward, so the catcher playing time split looks something like 50 Contreras/30 Ross/20 Miggy (just the Jake starts for Miggy)


Why does RV think there are 100 games left?

IT WAS MEANT TO BE PERCENTAGES YOU CLOD
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on July 20, 2016, 10:12:57 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 20, 2016, 09:41:33 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 20, 2016, 09:36:55 AM
Quote from: R-V on July 20, 2016, 09:29:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 20, 2016, 09:13:59 AMFowler CF, Bryant LF, Rizzo 1B, Contreras C, Zobrist 2B, Baez 3B, Russell SS, Heyward RF would be a very nice lineup most days.

I'm down with this with a couple caveats:

- Give La Stella some starts against RHP in place of Baez, as he's hit righties well.
- Get Ross some starts against LHP in place of Russell or Heyward, so the catcher playing time split looks something like 50 Contreras/30 Ross/20 Miggy (just the Jake starts for Miggy)


Why does RV think there are 100 games left?

IT WAS MEANT TO BE PERCENTAGES YOU CLOD
I agree with you 110%.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on July 20, 2016, 10:27:38 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

What's the opposite of a fair-weather fan?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 10:39:49 AM
Quote from: Shooter on July 20, 2016, 10:27:38 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 19, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Twice these assholes have had Familia bases loaded, 0 outs and done jack shit.  If they don't win playoff games by 3+, they're fucked in the close ones.

What's the opposite of a fair-weather fan?

Quote from: Eddie Vedder
We are not fair-weather but foul-weather fans.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:38:26 PM
Cubs trade Vogelbach to Mariners for Mike Montgomery.

Whoa. 
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:38:26 PM
Cubs trade Vogelbach to Mariners for Mike Montgomery.

Whoa.  


And possibly more players in the deal if Twitter is to be believed.

Montgomery is pretty good. He's been worth a win and a half per bWAR, almost 1 per fWAR. He'll help.

But I still want Miller.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:53:42 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:38:26 PM
Cubs trade Vogelbach to Mariners for Mike Montgomery.

Whoa.  


And possibly more players in the deal if Twitter is to be believed.

Montgomery is pretty good. He's been worth a win and a half per bWAR, almost 1 per fWAR. He'll help.

But I still want Miller.

I'm very down with this trade, pending final players.

If it's Vogelbach for Montgomery straight up, that's fantastic.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 04:58:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:53:42 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:38:26 PM
Cubs trade Vogelbach to Mariners for Mike Montgomery.

Whoa.  


And possibly more players in the deal if Twitter is to be believed.

Montgomery is pretty good. He's been worth a win and a half per bWAR, almost 1 per fWAR. He'll help.

But I still want Miller.

I'm very down with this trade, pending final players.

If it's Vogelbach for Montgomery straight up, that's fantastic.

Reports that Paul Blackburn is headed Seattle's way too.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 05:29:12 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 04:58:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:53:42 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:38:26 PM
Cubs trade Vogelbach to Mariners for Mike Montgomery.

Whoa.  


And possibly more players in the deal if Twitter is to be believed.

Montgomery is pretty good. He's been worth a win and a half per bWAR, almost 1 per fWAR. He'll help.

But I still want Miller.

I'm very down with this trade, pending final players.

If it's Vogelbach for Montgomery straight up, that's fantastic.

Reports that Paul Blackburn is headed Seattle's way too.

DPD. Cubs are supposedly getting a Triple-A starter. I'll speculate and say either Lee or Martin. Unless they want Donn Roach back.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 06:10:14 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 05:29:12 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 04:58:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:53:42 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:38:26 PM
Cubs trade Vogelbach to Mariners for Mike Montgomery.

Whoa. 


And possibly more players in the deal if Twitter is to be believed.

Montgomery is pretty good. He's been worth a win and a half per bWAR, almost 1 per fWAR. He'll help.

But I still want Miller.

I'm very down with this trade, pending final players.

If it's Vogelbach for Montgomery straight up, that's fantastic.

Reports that Paul Blackburn is headed Seattle's way too.

DPD. Cubs are supposedly getting a Triple-A starter. I'll speculate and say either Lee or Martin. Unless they want Donn Roach back.

Drat. It's 26-year-old RHP Jordan Pries, who has only made three starts for Tacoma so I didn't think it'd be him. The Cubs must have been impressed by his 7 ER allowed in 11 IP against Tennessee during June. Doesn't look very special, might just be a guy. Or maybe ... #BosioMagic
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: D. Doluntap on July 20, 2016, 06:18:49 PM
Guh. Seems pretty old.

(http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/826/662/hi-res-0f3a0dd71f34e5ca92a9b819d8febb1b_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 08:16:05 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:38:26 PM
Cubs trade Vogelbach to Mariners for Mike Montgomery.

Whoa.  


And possibly more players in the deal if Twitter is to be believed.

Montgomery is pretty good. He's been worth a win and a half per bWAR, almost 1 per fWAR. He'll help.

But I still want Miller.

The Yankees are busy doing their 2015 White Sox imitation, coming out of the break hot before they fizzle. They might not be sellers at all.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 21, 2016, 08:40:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 08:16:05 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:38:26 PM
Cubs trade Vogelbach to Mariners for Mike Montgomery.

Whoa.  


And possibly more players in the deal if Twitter is to be believed.

Montgomery is pretty good. He's been worth a win and a half per bWAR, almost 1 per fWAR. He'll help.

But I still want Miller.

The Yankees are busy doing their 2015 White Sox imitation, coming out of the break hot before they fizzle. They might not be sellers at all.

Montgomery was a first round pick 8 years ago (much like Miller was 10 years ago) and it took the southpaw a little time to figure things out (like Miller).  He's 27 now (Miller was 25 when Theo signed him for Boston after the 2010 season--although Miller's metrics--at the time--didn't really show that he had figured things out yet), and might just be reaching some late-arriving excellence which is not uncommon for many lefthanders (like, well, you know).  I'm not saying Theo's saying that Montgomery's  the next Andrew Miller, but that Theo does see a parallel trajectory between the 2, and that it didn't cost him shit to acquire the former while staying firmly in the hunt for the latter*.  I also wonder if Montgomery himself won't be flipped to land Miller or Chapman or both--his long-term upside and cost control (not arbitration-eligible until 2019, no free agency until 2022) being an attractive feature to the Yanks if they do, indeed, decide to sell.


There's also some sort of parallel here to Arrieta having turned it around I suppose too
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 21, 2016, 08:53:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 21, 2016, 08:40:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 08:16:05 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:38:26 PM
Cubs trade Vogelbach to Mariners for Mike Montgomery.

Whoa.  


And possibly more players in the deal if Twitter is to be believed.

Montgomery is pretty good. He's been worth a win and a half per bWAR, almost 1 per fWAR. He'll help.

But I still want Miller.

The Yankees are busy doing their 2015 White Sox imitation, coming out of the break hot before they fizzle. They might not be sellers at all.

Montgomery was a first round pick 8 years ago (much like Miller was 10 years ago) and it took the southpaw a little time to figure things out (like Miller).  He's 27 now (Miller was 25 when Theo signed him for Boston after the 2010 season--although Miller's metrics--at the time--didn't really show that he had figured things out yet), and might just be reaching some late-arriving excellence which is not uncommon for many lefthanders (like, well, you know).  I'm not saying Theo's saying that Montgomery's  the next Andrew Miller, but that Theo does see a parallel trajectory between the 2, and that it didn't cost him shit to acquire the former while staying firmly in the hunt for the latter*.  I also wonder if Montgomery himself won't be flipped to land Miller or Chapman or both--his long-term upside and cost control (not arbitration-eligible until 2019, no free agency until 2022) being an attractive feature to the Yanks if they do, indeed, decide to sell.


There's also some sort of parallel here to Arrieta having turned it around I suppose too

I don't even really care about Andrew Miller if Theo thinks he's got bigger fish to fry than blowing his load for a reliever. Montgomery's a solid reliever in his own right who can definitely be called upon to get out a dominant left handed hitter but is also capable of owning an inning all by himself. He's 17th among all relievers with at least 40 innings pitched in terms of OPS against and doesn't really have much of a platoon split. Some people question if he's due to give up a lot of dingers because he gave up a bunch as a starter last year, but since moving to the pen he's gained 3 ticks on his fastball, has allowed a lot less hard contact, and gotten more groundballs and infield flies. Seems like he's legit to me.

Theo may also wait and see if Edwards can keep this up before he decides more pen help is needed. Right now Edwards/Montgomery/Strop/Rondon with Wood available as your long man or loogy depending on the situation is a promising group, with Matusz potentially joining them in the near future. Grimm's also been less of a dumpster fire of late and if he's your 5th or 6th option you're probably not in a place where overpaying for Miller is your best bet.

My guess is Theo is going to add a legitimate left handed OF and maybe also blow our minds with a completely unexpected trade for a starter with multiple years of control.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2016, 08:59:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 08:53:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 21, 2016, 08:40:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 08:16:05 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 20, 2016, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 20, 2016, 04:38:26 PM
Cubs trade Vogelbach to Mariners for Mike Montgomery.

Whoa.  


And possibly more players in the deal if Twitter is to be believed.

Montgomery is pretty good. He's been worth a win and a half per bWAR, almost 1 per fWAR. He'll help.

But I still want Miller.

The Yankees are busy doing their 2015 White Sox imitation, coming out of the break hot before they fizzle. They might not be sellers at all.

Montgomery was a first round pick 8 years ago (much like Miller was 10 years ago) and it took the southpaw a little time to figure things out (like Miller).  He's 27 now (Miller was 25 when Theo signed him for Boston after the 2010 season--although Miller's metrics--at the time--didn't really show that he had figured things out yet), and might just be reaching some late-arriving excellence which is not uncommon for many lefthanders (like, well, you know).  I'm not saying Theo's saying that Montgomery's  the next Andrew Miller, but that Theo does see a parallel trajectory between the 2, and that it didn't cost him shit to acquire the former while staying firmly in the hunt for the latter*.  I also wonder if Montgomery himself won't be flipped to land Miller or Chapman or both--his long-term upside and cost control (not arbitration-eligible until 2019, no free agency until 2022) being an attractive feature to the Yanks if they do, indeed, decide to sell.


There's also some sort of parallel here to Arrieta having turned it around I suppose too

I don't even really care about Andrew Miller if Theo thinks he's got bigger fish to fry than blowing his load for a reliever. Montgomery's a solid reliever in his own right who can definitely be called upon to get out a dominant left handed hitter but is also capable of owning an inning all by himself. He's 17th among all relievers with at least 40 innings pitched in terms of OPS against and doesn't really have much of a platoon split. Some people question if he's due to give up a lot of dingers because he gave up a bunch as a starter last year, but since moving to the pen he's gained 3 ticks on his fastball, has allowed a lot less hard contact, and gotten more groundballs and infield flies. Seems like he's legit to me.

Theo may also wait and see if Edwards can keep this up before he decides more pen help is needed. Right now Edwards/Montgomery/Strop/Rondon with Wood available as your long man or loogy depending on the situation is a promising group, with Matusz potentially joining them in the near future. Grimm's also been less of a dumpster fire of late and if he's your 5th or 6th option you're probably not in a place where overpaying for Miller is your best bet.

My guess is Theo is going to add a legitimate left handed OF and maybe also blow our minds with a completely unexpected trade for a starter with multiple years of control.

I'm thinking Chris Archer.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 21, 2016, 09:01:21 AM
It's also possible Theo is maybe going to just get Chapman and not Miller, since the price is presumably less for a rental, but I'd still feel crappy having to root for that guy.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on July 21, 2016, 09:07:36 AM
Forgive me, I didn't want to quote your last reply and repost a wall of text.

But, if Bleacher Nation and Ken Rosenthal are to be believed, the Cubs tried making the Pomeranz deal to San Diego a three team doozie by potentially acquiring Pomeranz and then flipping him to another team for a starting pitcher with more cost/team control than Pomeranz. According to Rosenthal (and he seemed pretty sure of himself and so did BN), the Padres were asking for Javier Baez in return and Cubs said no.

And this is what makes me believe the media can go fuck themselves with the Schwarber for Miller/Chapman trade drumbeat. The Cubs value Javier Baez a lot. We know this. And we know this because they have blatantly stated it but they've also indirectly directly stated it by refusing to trade him for a team and cost controlled starting pitcher better than Drew Pomeranz, if we believe Ken Rosenthal and Bleacher Nation. And I just have to think the Cubs believe Kyle Schwarber is a cornerstone of their offense akin to Kris Bryant and Anthony Rizzo. At least that's how I view his bat.

Not to mention that I don't think the Cubs are going to win any more or less World Series this year with or without Andrew Miller or Aroldis Chapman. They only pitch an inning and I think the Cubs accomplished two things in acquiring Mike Montgomery--LHP that murders LH hitting from the bullpen and a cost controlled pitcher with the ability to be stretched into a starter.

I don't think their next move is Chapman or Miller...I'm with SKO. I think their next move is either a team controlled SP or a LH OF bat, or both. But I think their sights are focused on the starting pitcher what with the contracts of Lackey and Arrieta to be addressed after 2017 and Hammel being a FA at the end of this year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 10:43:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 08:53:38 AM
Theo may also wait and see if Edwards can keep this up before he decides more pen help is needed. Right now Edwards/Montgomery/Strop/Rondon with Wood available as your long man or loogy depending on the situation is a promising group, with Matusz potentially joining them in the near future. Grimm's also been less of a dumpster fire of late and if he's your 5th or 6th option you're probably not in a place where overpaying for Miller is your best bet.



We'll also find out fairly soon if Joe Nathan can serve any purpose for a couple months.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 21, 2016, 10:49:20 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 10:43:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 08:53:38 AM
Theo may also wait and see if Edwards can keep this up before he decides more pen help is needed. Right now Edwards/Montgomery/Strop/Rondon with Wood available as your long man or loogy depending on the situation is a promising group, with Matusz potentially joining them in the near future. Grimm's also been less of a dumpster fire of late and if he's your 5th or 6th option you're probably not in a place where overpaying for Miller is your best bet.



We'll also find out fairly soon if Joe Nathan can serve any purpose for a couple months.

Spoiler: No
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on July 21, 2016, 11:16:58 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 10:49:20 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 10:43:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 08:53:38 AM
Theo may also wait and see if Edwards can keep this up before he decides more pen help is needed. Right now Edwards/Montgomery/Strop/Rondon with Wood available as your long man or loogy depending on the situation is a promising group, with Matusz potentially joining them in the near future. Grimm's also been less of a dumpster fire of late and if he's your 5th or 6th option you're probably not in a place where overpaying for Miller is your best bet.



We'll also find out fairly soon if Joe Nathan can serve any purpose for a couple months.

Spoiler: No

Armando Rivero still just hanging around in Iowa, striking everyone out that he doesn't walk.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:39:11 AM
So the 25 Man currently:

C: Contreras, Ross, Montero
1B: Rizzo
2B: Zobrist, Baez
SS: Russell
3B: Bryant, La Stella
LF: Szczur
CF: Almora
RF: Heyward
SP: Arrieta, Lester, Hendricks, Lackey, Hammel
RP: Rondon, Strop, Edwards Jr, Grimm, Wood, Richard, Warren, Patton.

They will need to add Montgomery and Fowler tomorrow. My guess is Fowler takes Almora's spot as he goes to Iowa, Patton probably demoted to make room for Montgomery.

If they do want to call up Nathan/Matusz do they DFA Richard? Whose spot does Soler take? Hopefully just a long DL stint for Miguel with a  phantom injury till September. Either way some very interesting roster decisions are coming.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on July 21, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:39:11 AM
So the 25 Man currently:

C: Contreras, Ross, Montero
1B: Rizzo
2B: Zobrist, Baez
SS: Russell
3B: Bryant, La Stella
LF: Szczur
CF: Almora
RF: Heyward
SP: Arrieta, Lester, Hendricks, Lackey, Hammel
RP: Rondon, Strop, Edwards Jr, Grimm, Wood, Richard, Warren, Patton.

They will need to add Montgomery and Fowler tomorrow. My guess is Fowler takes Almora's spot as he goes to Iowa, Patton probably demoted to make room for Montgomery.

If they do want to call up Nathan/Matusz do they DFA Richard? Whose spot does Soler take? Hopefully just a long DL stint for Miguel with a  phantom injury till September. Either way some very interesting roster decisions are coming.

I know he's on the DL right now, but I was thinking Coghlan has to get the DFA.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:06:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 21, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:39:11 AM
So the 25 Man currently:

C: Contreras, Ross, Montero
1B: Rizzo
2B: Zobrist, Baez
SS: Russell
3B: Bryant, La Stella
LF: Szczur
CF: Almora
RF: Heyward
SP: Arrieta, Lester, Hendricks, Lackey, Hammel
RP: Rondon, Strop, Edwards Jr, Grimm, Wood, Richard, Warren, Patton.

They will need to add Montgomery and Fowler tomorrow. My guess is Fowler takes Almora's spot as he goes to Iowa, Patton probably demoted to make room for Montgomery.

If they do want to call up Nathan/Matusz do they DFA Richard? Whose spot does Soler take? Hopefully just a long DL stint for Miguel with a  phantom injury till September. Either way some very interesting roster decisions are coming.

I know he's on the DL right now, but I was thinking Coghlan has to get the DFA.

Oh yeah he's not even a consideration, but even with him out of the way there's a roster crunch coming
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2016, 12:10:53 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:06:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 21, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:39:11 AM
So the 25 Man currently:

C: Contreras, Ross, Montero
1B: Rizzo
2B: Zobrist, Baez
SS: Russell
3B: Bryant, La Stella
LF: Szczur
CF: Almora
RF: Heyward
SP: Arrieta, Lester, Hendricks, Lackey, Hammel
RP: Rondon, Strop, Edwards Jr, Grimm, Wood, Richard, Warren, Patton.

They will need to add Montgomery and Fowler tomorrow. My guess is Fowler takes Almora's spot as he goes to Iowa, Patton probably demoted to make room for Montgomery.

If they do want to call up Nathan/Matusz do they DFA Richard? Whose spot does Soler take? Hopefully just a long DL stint for Miguel with a  phantom injury till September. Either way some very interesting roster decisions are coming.

I know he's on the DL right now, but I was thinking Coghlan has to get the DFA.

Oh yeah he's not even a consideration, but even with him out of the way there's a roster crunch coming

Uncrunch in 41 days.  Shit, is September that close?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 12:28:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:06:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 21, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:39:11 AM
So the 25 Man currently:

C: Contreras, Ross, Montero
1B: Rizzo
2B: Zobrist, Baez
SS: Russell
3B: Bryant, La Stella
LF: Szczur
CF: Almora
RF: Heyward
SP: Arrieta, Lester, Hendricks, Lackey, Hammel
RP: Rondon, Strop, Edwards Jr, Grimm, Wood, Richard, Warren, Patton.

They will need to add Montgomery and Fowler tomorrow. My guess is Fowler takes Almora's spot as he goes to Iowa, Patton probably demoted to make room for Montgomery.

If they do want to call up Nathan/Matusz do they DFA Richard? Whose spot does Soler take? Hopefully just a long DL stint for Miguel with a  phantom injury till September. Either way some very interesting roster decisions are coming.

I know he's on the DL right now, but I was thinking Coghlan has to get the DFA.

Oh yeah he's not even a consideration, but even with him out of the way there's a roster crunch coming

There's at least one more trade coming. That could resolve any crunches.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:36:23 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 12:28:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:06:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 21, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:39:11 AM
So the 25 Man currently:

C: Contreras, Ross, Montero
1B: Rizzo
2B: Zobrist, Baez
SS: Russell
3B: Bryant, La Stella
LF: Szczur
CF: Almora
RF: Heyward
SP: Arrieta, Lester, Hendricks, Lackey, Hammel
RP: Rondon, Strop, Edwards Jr, Grimm, Wood, Richard, Warren, Patton.

They will need to add Montgomery and Fowler tomorrow. My guess is Fowler takes Almora's spot as he goes to Iowa, Patton probably demoted to make room for Montgomery.

If they do want to call up Nathan/Matusz do they DFA Richard? Whose spot does Soler take? Hopefully just a long DL stint for Miguel with a  phantom injury till September. Either way some very interesting roster decisions are coming.

I know he's on the DL right now, but I was thinking Coghlan has to get the DFA.

Oh yeah he's not even a consideration, but even with him out of the way there's a roster crunch coming

There's at least one more trade coming. That could resolve any crunches.

I have a feeling (sorry Pex) that Jorge Soler is not a Cub come August 2nd.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 21, 2016, 01:34:33 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:36:23 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 12:28:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:06:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 21, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:39:11 AM
So the 25 Man currently:

C: Contreras, Ross, Montero
1B: Rizzo
2B: Zobrist, Baez
SS: Russell
3B: Bryant, La Stella
LF: Szczur
CF: Almora
RF: Heyward
SP: Arrieta, Lester, Hendricks, Lackey, Hammel
RP: Rondon, Strop, Edwards Jr, Grimm, Wood, Richard, Warren, Patton.

They will need to add Montgomery and Fowler tomorrow. My guess is Fowler takes Almora's spot as he goes to Iowa, Patton probably demoted to make room for Montgomery.

If they do want to call up Nathan/Matusz do they DFA Richard? Whose spot does Soler take? Hopefully just a long DL stint for Miguel with a  phantom injury till September. Either way some very interesting roster decisions are coming.

I know he's on the DL right now, but I was thinking Coghlan has to get the DFA.

Oh yeah he's not even a consideration, but even with him out of the way there's a roster crunch coming

There's at least one more trade coming. That could resolve any crunches.

I have a feeling (sorry Pex) that Jorge Soler is not a Cub come August 2nd.

Let's not get distracted, Fork was about to give us a breakdown of each potential trade partner's needs.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 01:36:13 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 21, 2016, 01:34:33 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:36:23 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 12:28:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:06:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 21, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:39:11 AM
So the 25 Man currently:

C: Contreras, Ross, Montero
1B: Rizzo
2B: Zobrist, Baez
SS: Russell
3B: Bryant, La Stella
LF: Szczur
CF: Almora
RF: Heyward
SP: Arrieta, Lester, Hendricks, Lackey, Hammel
RP: Rondon, Strop, Edwards Jr, Grimm, Wood, Richard, Warren, Patton.

They will need to add Montgomery and Fowler tomorrow. My guess is Fowler takes Almora's spot as he goes to Iowa, Patton probably demoted to make room for Montgomery.

If they do want to call up Nathan/Matusz do they DFA Richard? Whose spot does Soler take? Hopefully just a long DL stint for Miguel with a  phantom injury till September. Either way some very interesting roster decisions are coming.

I know he's on the DL right now, but I was thinking Coghlan has to get the DFA.

Oh yeah he's not even a consideration, but even with him out of the way there's a roster crunch coming

There's at least one more trade coming. That could resolve any crunches.

I have a feeling (sorry Pex) that Jorge Soler is not a Cub come August 2nd.

Let's not get distracted, Fork was about to give us a breakdown of each potential trade partner's needs.

They all need colonics.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on July 21, 2016, 01:54:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:36:23 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 12:28:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:06:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 21, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:39:11 AM
So the 25 Man currently:

C: Contreras, Ross, Montero
1B: Rizzo
2B: Zobrist, Baez
SS: Russell
3B: Bryant, La Stella
LF: Szczur
CF: Almora
RF: Heyward
SP: Arrieta, Lester, Hendricks, Lackey, Hammel
RP: Rondon, Strop, Edwards Jr, Grimm, Wood, Richard, Warren, Patton.

They will need to add Montgomery and Fowler tomorrow. My guess is Fowler takes Almora's spot as he goes to Iowa, Patton probably demoted to make room for Montgomery.

If they do want to call up Nathan/Matusz do they DFA Richard? Whose spot does Soler take? Hopefully just a long DL stint for Miguel with a  phantom injury till September. Either way some very interesting roster decisions are coming.

I know he's on the DL right now, but I was thinking Coghlan has to get the DFA.

Oh yeah he's not even a consideration, but even with him out of the way there's a roster crunch coming

There's at least one more trade coming. That could resolve any crunches.

I have a feeling (sorry Pex) that Jorge Soler is not a Cub come August 2nd.

0-6 with 5 Ks so far on his rehab assignment.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on July 21, 2016, 01:56:29 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 21, 2016, 01:54:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:36:23 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 12:28:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 12:06:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 21, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:39:11 AM
So the 25 Man currently:

C: Contreras, Ross, Montero
1B: Rizzo
2B: Zobrist, Baez
SS: Russell
3B: Bryant, La Stella
LF: Szczur
CF: Almora
RF: Heyward
SP: Arrieta, Lester, Hendricks, Lackey, Hammel
RP: Rondon, Strop, Edwards Jr, Grimm, Wood, Richard, Warren, Patton.

They will need to add Montgomery and Fowler tomorrow. My guess is Fowler takes Almora's spot as he goes to Iowa, Patton probably demoted to make room for Montgomery.

If they do want to call up Nathan/Matusz do they DFA Richard? Whose spot does Soler take? Hopefully just a long DL stint for Miguel with a  phantom injury till September. Either way some very interesting roster decisions are coming.

I know he's on the DL right now, but I was thinking Coghlan has to get the DFA.

Oh yeah he's not even a consideration, but even with him out of the way there's a roster crunch coming

There's at least one more trade coming. That could resolve any crunches.

I have a feeling (sorry Pex) that Jorge Soler is not a Cub come August 2nd.

0-6 with 5 Ks so far on his rehab assignment.

Helping to solve the roster crunch one K at a time in Iowa.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on July 22, 2016, 07:46:23 AM
Rumor has it the Cubs are looking at Josh Reddick. As far as one-year-rentals go, they could do a lot worse.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 22, 2016, 07:59:12 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 22, 2016, 07:46:23 AM
Rumor has it the Cubs are looking at Josh Reddick. As far as one-year-rentals go, they could do a lot worse.

Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 22, 2016, 08:20:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 22, 2016, 07:59:12 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 22, 2016, 07:46:23 AM
Rumor has it the Cubs are looking at Josh Reddick. As far as one-year-rentals go, they could do a lot worse.

Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

I just want "Careless Whisper" played 3-4 times a game at Wrigley Field. Make everyone else step their walkup music game up.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:21:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

More days off for Zobrist? Maybe time off for Heyward too? I don't know how they would do it, but Javy needs to play.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 22, 2016, 09:23:34 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:21:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

More days off for Zobrist? Maybe time off for Heyward too? I don't know how they would do it, but Javy needs to play.

My guess:

vs RHP: Fowler CF/Reddick LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Heyward RF

vs LHP: Fowler CF/Bryant LF/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Baez 3B/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Szczur RF

Sprinkle in Ross catching Lester, and Javy getting the occasional start against a right hander in place of Zobrist or whenever Russell or Bryant need a breather.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:30:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 22, 2016, 09:23:34 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:21:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

More days off for Zobrist? Maybe time off for Heyward too? I don't know how they would do it, but Javy needs to play.

My guess:

vs RHP: Fowler CF/Reddick LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Heyward RF

vs LHP: Fowler CF/Bryant LF/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Baez 3B/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Szczur RF

Sprinkle in Ross catching Lester, and Javy getting the occasional start against a right hander in place of Zobrist or whenever Russell or Bryant need a breather.

So essentially a Reddick/Javy platoon with Jorge wearing green. And our star free agent hitting eighth. Works for me.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on July 22, 2016, 09:57:12 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:30:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 22, 2016, 09:23:34 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:21:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

More days off for Zobrist? Maybe time off for Heyward too? I don't know how they would do it, but Javy needs to play.

My guess:

vs RHP: Fowler CF/Reddick LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Heyward RF

vs LHP: Fowler CF/Bryant LF/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Baez 3B/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Szczur RF

Sprinkle in Ross catching Lester, and Javy getting the occasional start against a right hander in place of Zobrist or whenever Russell or Bryant need a breather.

So essentially a Reddick/Javy platoon with Jorge wearing green. And our star free agent hitting eighth. Works for me.

Are you saying Jorge for Reddick? I think that's a bit much for Reddick. Am I nuts on that one?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on July 22, 2016, 09:59:59 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 22, 2016, 09:57:12 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:30:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 22, 2016, 09:23:34 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:21:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

More days off for Zobrist? Maybe time off for Heyward too? I don't know how they would do it, but Javy needs to play.

My guess:

vs RHP: Fowler CF/Reddick LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Heyward RF

vs LHP: Fowler CF/Bryant LF/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Baez 3B/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Szczur RF

Sprinkle in Ross catching Lester, and Javy getting the occasional start against a right hander in place of Zobrist or whenever Russell or Bryant need a breather.

So essentially a Reddick/Javy platoon with Jorge wearing green. And our star free agent hitting eighth. Works for me.

Are you saying Jorge for Reddick? I think that's a bit much for Reddick. Am I nuts on that one?

It might have matched up well if Doolittle were healthy. But he isn't, so yeah, Jorge is probably too much for 3 months of Josh Reddick.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 22, 2016, 10:03:43 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 22, 2016, 09:59:59 AM
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Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

More days off for Zobrist? Maybe time off for Heyward too? I don't know how they would do it, but Javy needs to play.

My guess:

vs RHP: Fowler CF/Reddick LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Heyward RF

vs LHP: Fowler CF/Bryant LF/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Baez 3B/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Szczur RF

Sprinkle in Ross catching Lester, and Javy getting the occasional start against a right hander in place of Zobrist or whenever Russell or Bryant need a breather.

So essentially a Reddick/Javy platoon with Jorge wearing green. And our star free agent hitting eighth. Works for me.

Are you saying Jorge for Reddick? I think that's a bit much for Reddick. Am I nuts on that one?

It might have matched up well if Doolittle were healthy. But he isn't, so yeah, Jorge is probably too much for 3 months of Josh Reddick.

Yeah since Reddick is a rental I'm guessing something more in the Candelario neighborhood. Zagunis might be a guy that makes sense for Oakland.

I think Jorge is going to be in the big package for the unnamed controllable starting pitcher I still think they're going to get somehow.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tony on July 22, 2016, 10:12:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 22, 2016, 10:03:43 AM
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Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

More days off for Zobrist? Maybe time off for Heyward too? I don't know how they would do it, but Javy needs to play.

My guess:

vs RHP: Fowler CF/Reddick LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Heyward RF

vs LHP: Fowler CF/Bryant LF/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Baez 3B/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Szczur RF

Sprinkle in Ross catching Lester, and Javy getting the occasional start against a right hander in place of Zobrist or whenever Russell or Bryant need a breather.

So essentially a Reddick/Javy platoon with Jorge wearing green. And our star free agent hitting eighth. Works for me.

Are you saying Jorge for Reddick? I think that's a bit much for Reddick. Am I nuts on that one?

It might have matched up well if Doolittle were healthy. But he isn't, so yeah, Jorge is probably too much for 3 months of Josh Reddick.

Yeah since Reddick is a rental I'm guessing something more in the Candelario neighborhood. Zagunis might be a guy that makes sense for Oakland.

I think Jorge is going to be in the big package for the unnamed controllable starting pitcher I still think they're going to get somehow.

I honestly have no idea what Jorge's value is.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 22, 2016, 10:19:29 AM
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Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

More days off for Zobrist? Maybe time off for Heyward too? I don't know how they would do it, but Javy needs to play.

My guess:

vs RHP: Fowler CF/Reddick LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Heyward RF

vs LHP: Fowler CF/Bryant LF/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Baez 3B/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Szczur RF

Sprinkle in Ross catching Lester, and Javy getting the occasional start against a right hander in place of Zobrist or whenever Russell or Bryant need a breather.

So essentially a Reddick/Javy platoon with Jorge wearing green. And our star free agent hitting eighth. Works for me.

Are you saying Jorge for Reddick? I think that's a bit much for Reddick. Am I nuts on that one?

It might have matched up well if Doolittle were healthy. But he isn't, so yeah, Jorge is probably too much for 3 months of Josh Reddick.

Yeah since Reddick is a rental I'm guessing something more in the Candelario neighborhood. Zagunis might be a guy that makes sense for Oakland.

I think Jorge is going to be in the big package for the unnamed controllable starting pitcher I still think they're going to get somehow.

I honestly have no idea what Jorge's value is.

Probably something akin to a top 50 prospect, but not the top 10 he used to be. He's pretty much proven at this point that he's never going to get through a season healthy, and the cycle of "starts painfully slow, heats up, injured, gets back into rhythm only to get hurt again" has really tanked his value.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on July 22, 2016, 10:20:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 22, 2016, 10:03:43 AM
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Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

More days off for Zobrist? Maybe time off for Heyward too? I don't know how they would do it, but Javy needs to play.

My guess:

vs RHP: Fowler CF/Reddick LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Heyward RF

vs LHP: Fowler CF/Bryant LF/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Baez 3B/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Szczur RF

Sprinkle in Ross catching Lester, and Javy getting the occasional start against a right hander in place of Zobrist or whenever Russell or Bryant need a breather.

So essentially a Reddick/Javy platoon with Jorge wearing green. And our star free agent hitting eighth. Works for me.

Are you saying Jorge for Reddick? I think that's a bit much for Reddick. Am I nuts on that one?

It might have matched up well if Doolittle were healthy. But he isn't, so yeah, Jorge is probably too much for 3 months of Josh Reddick.

Yeah since Reddick is a rental I'm guessing something more in the Candelario neighborhood. Zagunis might be a guy that makes sense for Oakland.

I think Jorge is going to be in the big package for the unnamed controllable starting pitcher I still think they're going to get somehow.

Quintana.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 22, 2016, 10:28:15 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 22, 2016, 10:03:43 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 22, 2016, 09:59:59 AM
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Quote from: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:30:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 22, 2016, 09:23:34 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:21:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

More days off for Zobrist? Maybe time off for Heyward too? I don't know how they would do it, but Javy needs to play.

My guess:

vs RHP: Fowler CF/Reddick LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Heyward RF

vs LHP: Fowler CF/Bryant LF/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Baez 3B/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Szczur RF

Sprinkle in Ross catching Lester, and Javy getting the occasional start against a right hander in place of Zobrist or whenever Russell or Bryant need a breather.

So essentially a Reddick/Javy platoon with Jorge wearing green. And our star free agent hitting eighth. Works for me.

Are you saying Jorge for Reddick? I think that's a bit much for Reddick. Am I nuts on that one?

It might have matched up well if Doolittle were healthy. But he isn't, so yeah, Jorge is probably too much for 3 months of Josh Reddick.

Yeah since Reddick is a rental I'm guessing something more in the Candelario neighborhood. Zagunis might be a guy that makes sense for Oakland.

I think Jorge is going to be in the big package for the unnamed controllable starting pitcher I still think they're going to get somehow.

Maybe they do Gray and Reddick a the same time.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 22, 2016, 10:36:21 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 22, 2016, 10:28:15 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 22, 2016, 10:03:43 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 22, 2016, 09:59:59 AM
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Quote from: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:30:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 22, 2016, 09:23:34 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:21:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

More days off for Zobrist? Maybe time off for Heyward too? I don't know how they would do it, but Javy needs to play.

My guess:

vs RHP: Fowler CF/Reddick LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Heyward RF

vs LHP: Fowler CF/Bryant LF/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Baez 3B/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Szczur RF

Sprinkle in Ross catching Lester, and Javy getting the occasional start against a right hander in place of Zobrist or whenever Russell or Bryant need a breather.

So essentially a Reddick/Javy platoon with Jorge wearing green. And our star free agent hitting eighth. Works for me.

Are you saying Jorge for Reddick? I think that's a bit much for Reddick. Am I nuts on that one?

It might have matched up well if Doolittle were healthy. But he isn't, so yeah, Jorge is probably too much for 3 months of Josh Reddick.

Yeah since Reddick is a rental I'm guessing something more in the Candelario neighborhood. Zagunis might be a guy that makes sense for Oakland.

I think Jorge is going to be in the big package for the unnamed controllable starting pitcher I still think they're going to get somehow.

Maybe they do Gray and Reddick a the same time.

Gray's numbers this year scare the crap out of me but if they acquired him I would trust that they saw something they could fix.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on July 22, 2016, 11:13:20 AM
If the Cubs can continue to pick it up and play more like they did at the start of the season, it's possible that they'll become the first team in baseball history with 5 15-win starters.

More interesting to me, last year, Jake Arrieta began his incredible run at the end of July. He lost his last game on July 25th. At the time, he was 11-6 with a 2.61 ERA. I thought that was pretty interesting.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 22, 2016, 12:55:43 PM
Quote from: R-V on July 22, 2016, 10:20:31 AM
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Quote from: Tony on July 22, 2016, 09:21:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 11:51:34 AM
Morosi saying on the twitters that the Cubs are asking about Josh Reddick, who has hit .301/.380/.445 in Oakland this year and is warming back up after recovering from a broken bone. Would like that, although would still hope they find a way to play Javy fairly regularly.

More days off for Zobrist? Maybe time off for Heyward too? I don't know how they would do it, but Javy needs to play.

My guess:

vs RHP: Fowler CF/Reddick LF/Bryant 3B/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Heyward RF

vs LHP: Fowler CF/Bryant LF/Rizzo 1B/Contreras C/Baez 3B/Zobrist 2B/Russell SS/Szczur RF

Sprinkle in Ross catching Lester, and Javy getting the occasional start against a right hander in place of Zobrist or whenever Russell or Bryant need a breather.

So essentially a Reddick/Javy platoon with Jorge wearing green. And our star free agent hitting eighth. Works for me.

Are you saying Jorge for Reddick? I think that's a bit much for Reddick. Am I nuts on that one?

It might have matched up well if Doolittle were healthy. But he isn't, so yeah, Jorge is probably too much for 3 months of Josh Reddick.

Yeah since Reddick is a rental I'm guessing something more in the Candelario neighborhood. Zagunis might be a guy that makes sense for Oakland.

I think Jorge is going to be in the big package for the unnamed controllable starting pitcher I still think they're going to get somehow.

Quintana.

Tease.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 28, 2016, 10:02:12 PM
Hey they beat Chris Sale.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 29, 2016, 10:28:09 AM
I don't even like Tommy La Stella that much but why in the fucking fuck do they think having Coghlan on the roster instead of him for even a day makes any fucking sense? Christ on a bike this is dumb.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: D. Doluntap on July 29, 2016, 10:29:55 AM
And...Coughlin is leading off today and in LF.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 29, 2016, 10:41:05 AM
Just when they start playing well, we have to watch Chris Fucking Coghlan again? Someone please tell Theo that he sucks.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 29, 2016, 11:23:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2016, 10:28:09 AM
I don't even like Tommy La Stella that much but why in the fucking fuck do they think having Coghlan on the roster instead of him for even a day makes any fucking sense? Christ on a bike this is dumb.

LaStella is decent off the bench. Coghlan is tits on a bull.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 29, 2016, 11:37:21 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 29, 2016, 11:23:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2016, 10:28:09 AM
I don't even like Tommy La Stella that much but why in the fucking fuck do they think having Coghlan on the roster instead of him for even a day makes any fucking sense? Christ on a bike this is dumb.

LaStella is decent off the bench. Coghlan is tits on a bull.

"We need OF depth" then fucking give La Stella an OF glove. If he's not "worst outfielder in the majors" level bad, congrats, he's better than Chris Coghlan! Who has been, and I really can't stress this enough, the worst outfielder in baseball this year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on July 29, 2016, 12:09:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2016, 11:37:21 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 29, 2016, 11:23:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2016, 10:28:09 AM
I don't even like Tommy La Stella that much but why in the fucking fuck do they think having Coghlan on the roster instead of him for even a day makes any fucking sense? Christ on a bike this is dumb.

LaStella is decent off the bench. Coghlan is tits on a bull.

"We need OF depth" then fucking give La Stella an OF glove. If he's not "worst outfielder in the majors" level bad, congrats, he's better than Chris Coghlan! Who has been, and I really can't stress this enough, the worst outfielder in baseball this year.
You guys are a tough crowd.  He is a left handed bat who is hitting .295.  So he isn't Babe Ruth or Ted Williams.  Nonetheless, he seems to be a pretty good choice for inclusion in the line up every so often.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 29, 2016, 12:30:22 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 29, 2016, 12:09:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2016, 11:37:21 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 29, 2016, 11:23:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2016, 10:28:09 AM
I don't even like Tommy La Stella that much but why in the fucking fuck do they think having Coghlan on the roster instead of him for even a day makes any fucking sense? Christ on a bike this is dumb.

LaStella is decent off the bench. Coghlan is tits on a bull.

"We need OF depth" then fucking give La Stella an OF glove. If he's not "worst outfielder in the majors" level bad, congrats, he's better than Chris Coghlan! Who has been, and I really can't stress this enough, the worst outfielder in baseball this year.
You guys are a tough crowd.  He is a left handed bat who is hitting .295.  So he isn't Babe Ruth or Ted Williams.  Nonetheless, he seems to be a pretty good choice for inclusion in the line up every so often.

We're not saying he should start, we're saying he's a better player than Chris Fucking Coghlan who is completely useless and also probably kind of a dickhead to boot. "I'm bad only because Joe Maddon doesn't play me every day. I, the great Chris Coghlan, require consistent playing time, otherwise you deserve what happens." What an asshole.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 29, 2016, 12:35:21 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 29, 2016, 12:09:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2016, 11:37:21 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 29, 2016, 11:23:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2016, 10:28:09 AM
I don't even like Tommy La Stella that much but why in the fucking fuck do they think having Coghlan on the roster instead of him for even a day makes any fucking sense? Christ on a bike this is dumb.

LaStella is decent off the bench. Coghlan is tits on a bull.

"We need OF depth" then fucking give La Stella an OF glove. If he's not "worst outfielder in the majors" level bad, congrats, he's better than Chris Coghlan! Who has been, and I really can't stress this enough, the worst outfielder in baseball this year.
You guys are a tough crowd.  He is a left handed bat who is hitting .295.  So he isn't Babe Ruth or Ted Williams.  Nonetheless, he seems to be a pretty good choice for inclusion in the line up every so often.

I agree on La Stella. That's why I was saying it's dumb to demote La Stella to the minors to make room for Coghlan, who is bad.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 29, 2016, 01:04:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2016, 12:35:21 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 29, 2016, 12:09:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2016, 11:37:21 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 29, 2016, 11:23:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2016, 10:28:09 AM
I don't even like Tommy La Stella that much but why in the fucking fuck do they think having Coghlan on the roster instead of him for even a day makes any fucking sense? Christ on a bike this is dumb.

LaStella is decent off the bench. Coghlan is tits on a bull.

"We need OF depth" then fucking give La Stella an OF glove. If he's not "worst outfielder in the majors" level bad, congrats, he's better than Chris Coghlan! Who has been, and I really can't stress this enough, the worst outfielder in baseball this year.
You guys are a tough crowd.  He is a left handed bat who is hitting .295.  So he isn't Babe Ruth or Ted Williams.  Nonetheless, he seems to be a pretty good choice for inclusion in the line up every so often.

I agree on La Stella. That's why I was saying it's dumb to demote La Stella to the minors to make room for Coghlan, who is bad.

Tommy must be kicking himself for not hitting 5 points better so he could stay.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on July 29, 2016, 01:51:38 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 29, 2016, 12:09:51 PM
You guys are a tough crowd.  He is a left handed bat who is hitting .295.  So he isn't Babe Ruth or Ted Williams.  Nonetheless, he seems to be a pretty good choice for inclusion in the line up every so often.

Are you talking about Chris Coghlan? He's hitting .155 this year -- .194 for the Cubs. That doesn't include the weak tapper he just hit back to the mound.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 29, 2016, 02:09:37 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 29, 2016, 01:51:38 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 29, 2016, 12:09:51 PM
You guys are a tough crowd.  He is a left handed bat who is hitting .295.  So he isn't Babe Ruth or Ted Williams.  Nonetheless, he seems to be a pretty good choice for inclusion in the line up every so often.

Are you talking about Chris Coghlan? He's hitting .155 this year -- .194 for the Cubs. That doesn't include the weak tapper he just hit back to the mound.


What about that two-run single he just dropped into center? La Stella would have fucked that up for sure. #CubForLife
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on July 29, 2016, 02:15:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 29, 2016, 02:09:37 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 29, 2016, 01:51:38 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 29, 2016, 12:09:51 PM
You guys are a tough crowd.  He is a left handed bat who is hitting .295.  So he isn't Babe Ruth or Ted Williams.  Nonetheless, he seems to be a pretty good choice for inclusion in the line up every so often.

Are you talking about Chris Coghlan? He's hitting .155 this year -- .194 for the Cubs. That doesn't include the weak tapper he just hit back to the mound.


What about that two-run single he just dropped into center? La Stella would have fucked that up for sure. #CubForLife

Cool, he's up to a balmy .158 on the year. All he needs to do is go 26 for his next 26 and he'll be above the league average!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 29, 2016, 02:27:28 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 29, 2016, 02:15:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 29, 2016, 02:09:37 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 29, 2016, 01:51:38 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 29, 2016, 12:09:51 PM
You guys are a tough crowd.  He is a left handed bat who is hitting .295.  So he isn't Babe Ruth or Ted Williams.  Nonetheless, he seems to be a pretty good choice for inclusion in the line up every so often.

Are you talking about Chris Coghlan? He's hitting .155 this year -- .194 for the Cubs. That doesn't include the weak tapper he just hit back to the mound.


What about that two-run single he just dropped into center? La Stella would have fucked that up for sure. #CubForLife

Cool, he's up to a balmy .158 on the year. All he needs to do is go 26 for his next 26 and he'll be above the league average!

Far be it from me to defend Sterling but I daresay that was sarcasm on his part.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on July 29, 2016, 03:57:24 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2016, 02:27:28 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 29, 2016, 02:15:34 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 29, 2016, 02:09:37 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 29, 2016, 01:51:38 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 29, 2016, 12:09:51 PM
You guys are a tough crowd.  He is a left handed bat who is hitting .295.  So he isn't Babe Ruth or Ted Williams.  Nonetheless, he seems to be a pretty good choice for inclusion in the line up every so often.

Are you talking about Chris Coghlan? He's hitting .155 this year -- .194 for the Cubs. That doesn't include the weak tapper he just hit back to the mound.


What about that two-run single he just dropped into center? La Stella would have fucked that up for sure. #CubForLife

Cool, he's up to a balmy .158 on the year. All he needs to do is go 26 for his next 26 and he'll be above the league average!

Far be it from me to defend Sterling but I daresay that was sarcasm on his part.

No way! Are you serious?!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 30, 2016, 03:33:12 PM
Is pinch hitting for Montero down 2 with a runner in scoring position in the 8th not an option?

He just drew a walk but still. He objectively blows.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:47:15 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 08:01:15 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:47:15 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on July 31, 2016, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

Meh, they had to call Matusz up or let him walk. Given that he's a LHP, had good numbers from 2013-15, and was effective in his minor league rehab, it was worth giving him a shot.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 31, 2016, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 31, 2016, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

Meh, they had to call Matusz up or let him walk. Given that he's a LHP, had good numbers from 2013-15, and was effective in his minor league rehab, it was worth giving him a shot.

So stash him in the pen, give him some opportunities as a LOOGY. Starting him was just dumb
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 08:34:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 31, 2016, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

Meh, they had to call Matusz up or let him walk. Given that he's a LHP, had good numbers from 2013-15, and was effective in his minor league rehab, it was worth giving him a shot.

So stash him in the pen, give him some opportunities as a LOOGY. Starting him was just dumb

And they made Justin Grimm join Tommy La Stella in the Sent Down To Make Room for Trash club.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 08:53:04 PM
Damn. Felix has been clowning Rizzo tonight.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on July 31, 2016, 09:24:40 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 31, 2016, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

Meh, they had to call Matusz up or let him walk. Given that he's a LHP, had good numbers from 2013-15, and was effective in his minor league rehab, it was worth giving him a shot.

So stash him in the pen, give him some opportunities as a LOOGY. Starting him was just dumb

Why? The beginning of a home game is as low-leverage as it gets.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Wheezer on July 31, 2016, 09:53:02 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 31, 2016, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

Meh, they had to call Matusz up or let him walk. Given that he's a LHP, had good numbers from 2013-15, and was effective in his minor league rehab, it was worth giving him a shot.

So stash him in the pen, give him some opportunities as a LOOGY. Starting him was just dumb

You know, this is krayzee talk, but there is this "showcasing" thing right before the deadline.

P.S. What's Wood doing in LF again? I've been suffering from sudden bursts of being barely able to stay awake.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 10:22:18 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 31, 2016, 09:53:02 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 31, 2016, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

Meh, they had to call Matusz up or let him walk. Given that he's a LHP, had good numbers from 2013-15, and was effective in his minor league rehab, it was worth giving him a shot.

So stash him in the pen, give him some opportunities as a LOOGY. Starting him was just dumb

You know, this is krayzee talk, but there is this "showcasing" thing right before the deadline.

P.S. What's Wood doing in LF again? I've been suffering from sudden bursts of being barely able to stay awake.

Joe Gonna Joe.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Wheezer on July 31, 2016, 10:53:40 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 10:22:18 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 31, 2016, 09:53:02 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 31, 2016, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

Meh, they had to call Matusz up or let him walk. Given that he's a LHP, had good numbers from 2013-15, and was effective in his minor league rehab, it was worth giving him a shot.

So stash him in the pen, give him some opportunities as a LOOGY. Starting him was just dumb

You know, this is krayzee talk, but there is this "showcasing" thing right before the deadline.

P.S. What's Wood doing in LF again? I've been suffering from sudden bursts of being barely able to stay awake.

Joe Gonna Joe.

This is the ESPN Sunday feature game, right? I can scarcely imagine what's been running through their heads between Matusz showing up to start and Free Baseball to end.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on July 31, 2016, 11:30:24 PM
Hahahaha that was fucking nuts
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 01, 2016, 12:35:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 11:30:24 PM
Hahahaha that was fucking nuts

I think that might be my favorite win of the year. When Matusz left in disgrace I thought they had no chance.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 01, 2016, 07:41:06 AM
I still think the Matusz thing was dumb and that being forced to exhaust the entire pen probably negates the gain from giving the starters an extra day of rest, especially if Hendricks has to throw like 115 pitches or something today, but I think the less we speak of Brian Matusz from here on out the better.

This bullpen is legitimately great now, Heyward is maybe, maybe coming around finally, Jake has looked pretty Jakeish for three straight starts barring one inning against the White Sox. I still don't think Theo will sit tight today, either. Things are looking good.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 01, 2016, 07:58:54 AM
I can't help wondering if Wood's catch in LF will be like Ross' IP/HR against the Phillies last season, something to loosen everyone up so they can tear the National League several new assholes in August.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 01, 2016, 08:16:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 01, 2016, 07:41:06 AM
I still think the Matusz thing was dumb and that being forced to exhaust the entire pen probably negates the gain from giving the starters an extra day of rest, especially if Hendricks has to throw like 115 pitches or something today, but I think the less we speak of Brian Matusz from here on out the better.

This bullpen is legitimately great now, Heyward is maybe, maybe coming around finally, Jake has looked pretty Jakeish for three straight starts barring one inning against the White Sox. I still don't think Theo will sit tight today, either. Things are looking good.

To those of us who weren't farting fire on Twitter with every Cubs loss or misplay, things were always looking pretty good.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 01, 2016, 08:22:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 01, 2016, 08:16:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 01, 2016, 07:41:06 AM
I still think the Matusz thing was dumb and that being forced to exhaust the entire pen probably negates the gain from giving the starters an extra day of rest, especially if Hendricks has to throw like 115 pitches or something today, but I think the less we speak of Brian Matusz from here on out the better.

This bullpen is legitimately great now, Heyward is maybe, maybe coming around finally, Jake has looked pretty Jakeish for three straight starts barring one inning against the White Sox. I still don't think Theo will sit tight today, either. Things are looking good.

To those of us who weren't farting fire on Twitter with every Cubs loss or misplay, things were always looking pretty good.

To be fair TJ Brown declared the season basically over on this here board like two weeks ago. I was never *that* far gone
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 01, 2016, 08:28:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 01, 2016, 08:22:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 01, 2016, 08:16:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 01, 2016, 07:41:06 AM
I still think the Matusz thing was dumb and that being forced to exhaust the entire pen probably negates the gain from giving the starters an extra day of rest, especially if Hendricks has to throw like 115 pitches or something today, but I think the less we speak of Brian Matusz from here on out the better.

This bullpen is legitimately great now, Heyward is maybe, maybe coming around finally, Jake has looked pretty Jakeish for three straight starts barring one inning against the White Sox. I still don't think Theo will sit tight today, either. Things are looking good.

To those of us who weren't farting fire on Twitter with every Cubs loss or misplay, things were always looking pretty good.

To be fair TJ Brown declared the season basically over on this here board like two weeks ago. I was never *that* far gone

Yeah...shit's getting weird.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: thehawk on August 01, 2016, 09:34:19 AM
Between the 9th in Miami and that game last night, it appears the old devil magic has moved up North a bit.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 01, 2016, 09:39:43 AM
Quote from: thehawk on August 01, 2016, 09:34:19 AM
Between the 9th in Miami and that game last night, it appears the old devil magic has moved up North a bit.

I was so mad the Cardinals managed to tie that game on a little league homer because arguably the best defensive SS in the NL this year tossed a routine relay throw into the dugout. Then they lost on an equally terrible defensive play of their own, so that was fitting.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 01, 2016, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 01, 2016, 09:39:43 AM
Quote from: thehawk on August 01, 2016, 09:34:19 AM
Between the 9th in Miami and that game last night, it appears the old devil magic has moved up North a bit.

I was so mad the Cardinals managed to tie that game on a little league homer because arguably the best defensive SS in the NL this year tossed a routine relay throw into the dugout. Then they lost on an equally terrible defensive play of their own, so that was fitting.

Mod powers!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on August 01, 2016, 10:02:56 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 31, 2016, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

Meh, they had to call Matusz up or let him walk. Given that he's a LHP, had good numbers from 2013-15, and was effective in his minor league rehab, it was worth giving him a shot.

I saw this briefly mentioned on Twitter as well but I'm not entirely clear on this point. When he signed with the Cubs did he have a clause in his contract that he could opt out if they didn't call him up by X date this year? And also, now that he's up, he doesn't have to accept a demotion to Iowa, correct?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 01, 2016, 10:42:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 01, 2016, 09:39:43 AM
Quote from: thehawk on August 01, 2016, 09:34:19 AM
Between the 9th in Miami and that game last night, it appears the old devil magic has moved up North a bit.

I was so mad the Cardinals managed to tie that game on a little league homer because arguably the best defensive SS in the NL this year tossed a routine relay throw into the dugout. Then they lost on an equally terrible defensive play of their own, so that was fitting.

"Arguably" is right since the two best defensive SSs in the NL plays for The Cubs.  Jerkface.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on August 01, 2016, 10:45:02 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 01, 2016, 10:02:56 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 31, 2016, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

Meh, they had to call Matusz up or let him walk. Given that he's a LHP, had good numbers from 2013-15, and was effective in his minor league rehab, it was worth giving him a shot.

I saw this briefly mentioned on Twitter as well but I'm not entirely clear on this point. When he signed with the Cubs did he have a clause in his contract that he could opt out if they didn't call him up by X date this year? And also, now that he's up, he doesn't have to accept a demotion to Iowa, correct?

Yes, my understanding was he could opt out if he wasn't selected by 8/1. And yes, it appears he's out of options so he would/will need to be DFA'd.

Edit: He's been released.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 01, 2016, 10:47:19 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 01, 2016, 10:45:02 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 01, 2016, 10:02:56 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 31, 2016, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

Meh, they had to call Matusz up or let him walk. Given that he's a LHP, had good numbers from 2013-15, and was effective in his minor league rehab, it was worth giving him a shot.

I saw this briefly mentioned on Twitter as well but I'm not entirely clear on this point. When he signed with the Cubs did he have a clause in his contract that he could opt out if they didn't call him up by X date this year? And also, now that he's up, he doesn't have to accept a demotion to Iowa, correct?

Yes, my understanding was he could opt out if he wasn't selected by 8/1. And yes, it appears he's out of options so he would/will need to be DFA'd.

Edit: He's been released.

Once the Odorizzi trade is announced in a few hours, I imagine he will be.

Edit: They didn't wait. (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-cubs-trade-deadline-july-stats-20160801-story.html)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Wheezer on August 01, 2016, 10:02:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 01, 2016, 10:02:56 AM
I saw this briefly mentioned on Twitter as well but I'm not entirely clear on this point.

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Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 01, 2016, 10:06:19 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 08:01:15 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:47:15 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Answer:

Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2016, 11:26:01 AM
Brian Matusz. (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-cubs-trade-deadline-july-stats-20160801-story.html)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 01, 2016, 10:53:00 PM
Magic number is 50 on August 1.

That'll do.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 02, 2016, 08:09:08 AM
Seriously though, why is Coghlan up and La Stella in Iowa? It just doesn't make any sense. Also, where does Joe Smith fit in? That seems like a strange move. Now Justin Grimm is even more blocked? Then there's Jorge...

I'm just a little weirded out by the roster decisions lately.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 02, 2016, 08:23:23 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 02, 2016, 08:09:08 AM
Seriously though, why is Coghlan up and La Stella in Iowa? It just doesn't make any sense. Also, where does Joe Smith fit in? That seems like a strange move. Now Justin Grimm is even more blocked? Then there's Jorge...

I'm just a little weirded out by the roster decisions lately.

Coghlan is up and La Stella is in Iowa because they want the outfield "depth" (if you can call rostering the worst outfielder in the majors depth) and La Stella had an option left and they figure they can get by for a month before the rosters expand. I don't agree with it either but there's some logic to it.

Joe Smith has been very good against right handed batters in his career and he gets groundballs 60% of the time against right handed batters, so presumably in the middle innings if Joe really needs a groundball from a right handed batter Smith is your ROOGY, while Wood or Montgomery is your LOOGY. My guess is Joe Nathan's probably not long for the world, but maybe they'll decide to do with Grimm what they're doing with Coghlan and just wait for September 1st. Their starters are going 6 or 7 pretty regularly and they have the Strop/Rondon/Chapman trio for save situations so my guess is they don't think there will even be that many opportunities for Smith or Grimm to fuck things up.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 02, 2016, 08:32:00 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 02, 2016, 08:23:23 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 02, 2016, 08:09:08 AM
Seriously though, why is Coghlan up and La Stella in Iowa? It just doesn't make any sense. Also, where does Joe Smith fit in? That seems like a strange move. Now Justin Grimm is even more blocked? Then there's Jorge...

I'm just a little weirded out by the roster decisions lately.

Coghlan is up and La Stella is in Iowa because they want the outfield "depth" (if you can call rostering the worst outfielder in the majors depth) and La Stella had an option left and they figure they can get by for a month before the rosters expand. I don't agree with it either but there's some logic to it.

Joe Smith has been very good against right handed batters in his career and he gets groundballs 60% of the time against right handed batters, so presumably in the middle innings if Joe really needs a groundball from a right handed batter Smith is your ROOGY, while Wood or Montgomery is your LOOGY. My guess is Joe Nathan's probably not long for the world, but maybe they'll decide to do with Grimm what they're doing with Coghlan and just wait for September 1st. Their starters are going 6 or 7 pretty regularly and they have the Strop/Rondon/Chapman trio for save situations so my guess is they don't think there will even be that many opportunities for Smith or Grimm to fuck things up.

Is Cahill getting stretched out in Iowa? I'm thinking Joe will want to try giving the starters more of a blow down the stretch as long as it doesn't fuck with them getting home field (and only having to face one of San Francisco/Washington), even with the bullpen suddenly looking like a strength.

But the thing that might make Smith a better pickup than he seems to be on the surface is that sidearm/submarine pitching slot. It's going to be really fucking hard for hitters to adjust to that after seeing Jake a couple times.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 02, 2016, 08:42:34 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 02, 2016, 08:32:00 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 02, 2016, 08:23:23 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 02, 2016, 08:09:08 AM
Seriously though, why is Coghlan up and La Stella in Iowa? It just doesn't make any sense. Also, where does Joe Smith fit in? That seems like a strange move. Now Justin Grimm is even more blocked? Then there's Jorge...

I'm just a little weirded out by the roster decisions lately.

Coghlan is up and La Stella is in Iowa because they want the outfield "depth" (if you can call rostering the worst outfielder in the majors depth) and La Stella had an option left and they figure they can get by for a month before the rosters expand. I don't agree with it either but there's some logic to it.

Joe Smith has been very good against right handed batters in his career and he gets groundballs 60% of the time against right handed batters, so presumably in the middle innings if Joe really needs a groundball from a right handed batter Smith is your ROOGY, while Wood or Montgomery is your LOOGY. My guess is Joe Nathan's probably not long for the world, but maybe they'll decide to do with Grimm what they're doing with Coghlan and just wait for September 1st. Their starters are going 6 or 7 pretty regularly and they have the Strop/Rondon/Chapman trio for save situations so my guess is they don't think there will even be that many opportunities for Smith or Grimm to fuck things up.

Is Cahill getting stretched out in Iowa? I'm thinking Joe will want to try giving the starters more of a blow down the stretch as long as it doesn't fuck with them getting home field (and only having to face one of San Francisco/Washington), even with the bullpen suddenly looking like a strength.

But the thing that might make Smith a better pickup than he seems to be on the surface is that sidearm/submarine pitching slot. It's going to be really fucking hard for hitters to adjust to that after seeing Jake a couple times.

Yeah, that's what Jed said. He gives a completely different look and he gets groundballs, whereas presumably the rest of the playoff bullpen would be almost all power/strikeout guys. It's a matchup thing and they gave up nothing to get him so it's fine. If it had been their only move that would have been annoying but they did add the best closer in baseball so I think it'll work out OK. If Heyward keeps up this little streak of looking semi-competent at the plate and maybe if Soler can be as good in August/September/October as he was last year that'll be as good as any deadline addition they could have made to help the outfield.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 02, 2016, 08:55:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 02, 2016, 08:23:23 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 02, 2016, 08:09:08 AM
Seriously though, why is Coghlan up and La Stella in Iowa? It just doesn't make any sense. Also, where does Joe Smith fit in? That seems like a strange move. Now Justin Grimm is even more blocked? Then there's Jorge...

I'm just a little weirded out by the roster decisions lately.

Coghlan is up and La Stella is in Iowa because they want the outfield "depth" (if you can call rostering the worst outfielder in the majors depth) and La Stella had an option left and they figure they can get by for a month before the rosters expand. I don't agree with it either but there's some logic to it.

Joe Smith has been very good against right handed batters in his career and he gets groundballs 60% of the time against right handed batters, so presumably in the middle innings if Joe really needs a groundball from a right handed batter Smith is your ROOGY, while Wood or Montgomery is your LOOGY. My guess is Joe Nathan's probably not long for the world, but maybe they'll decide to do with Grimm what they're doing with Coghlan and just wait for September 1st. Their starters are going 6 or 7 pretty regularly and they have the Strop/Rondon/Chapman trio for save situations so my guess is they don't think there will even be that many opportunities for Smith or Grimm to fuck things up.

I understand the logic about the options and the numbers, but what about the fact that Coghlan sucks and La Stella doesn't? Especially when it comes to baseball stuff.

If you wanted another outfielder, then keep La Stella up. That basically makes Bryant a starting outfielder (which he's been most of the season) and you get more AB's for Javy. It's not like Coghlan can defense better than anyone else. And La Stella's AB's are superior to Coghlan's. It's STRANGE, man.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on August 02, 2016, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 02, 2016, 08:42:34 AMIt's a matchup thing and they gave up nothing to get him so it's fine.

Where I come from, we show a little more goddamn respect to gamers like Tony Campana.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 02, 2016, 10:41:08 AM
Another 0 for 4 for Jorge yesterday. :(
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 02, 2016, 03:50:57 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 02, 2016, 10:41:08 AM
Another 0 for 4 for Jorge yesterday. :(

No extra base hits during his rehab either.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 02, 2016, 09:56:31 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 02, 2016, 03:50:57 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 02, 2016, 10:41:08 AM
Another 0 for 4 for Jorge yesterday. :(

No extra base hits during his rehab either.

I really don't get fretting over his numbers on a rehab assignment.  The guy's proven--under varying degrees of intensity-- that he can hit.  He's streaky and right now he's on a bad streak. I say this is perfectly timed for him to start cycling into a groove as he's promoted.  Stop fucking worrying about George Sun.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 02, 2016, 10:16:30 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 02, 2016, 09:56:31 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 02, 2016, 03:50:57 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 02, 2016, 10:41:08 AM
Another 0 for 4 for Jorge yesterday. :(

No extra base hits during his rehab either.

I really don't get fretting over his numbers on a rehab assignment.  The guy's proven--under varying degrees of intensity-- that he can hit.  He's streaky and right now he's on a bad streak. I say this is perfectly timed for him to start cycling into a groove as he's promoted.  Stop fucking worrying about George Sun.

I'm not worried about him but I also don't expect anything from him and he'd only be taking ABs away from Javy anyway so who cares
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 02, 2016, 10:23:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 02, 2016, 10:16:30 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 02, 2016, 09:56:31 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 02, 2016, 03:50:57 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 02, 2016, 10:41:08 AM
Another 0 for 4 for Jorge yesterday. :(

No extra base hits during his rehab either.

I really don't get fretting over his numbers on a rehab assignment.  The guy's proven--under varying degrees of intensity-- that he can hit.  He's streaky and right now he's on a bad streak. I say this is perfectly timed for him to start cycling into a groove as he's promoted.  Stop fucking worrying about George Sun.

I'm not worried about him but I also don't expect anything from him and he'd only be taking ABs away from Javy anyway so who cares

I wasn't addressing you, but it certainly won't hurt to have him on the  team.  I agree that he seems to have gotten himself squeezed out of a real job, but the guy still has value and going a week without lighting a flamethrower to minor league pitching doesn't bother me with regard to his value.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 03, 2016, 01:38:58 AM
He needs to heat up to take ALL of Coghlan's AB's away. I think that's something we ALL can get behind.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 03, 2016, 08:02:30 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 03, 2016, 01:38:58 AM
He needs to heat up to take ALL of Coghlan's AB's away. I think that's something we ALL can get behind.

THI
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2016, 08:04:42 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 03, 2016, 08:02:30 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 03, 2016, 01:38:58 AM
He needs to heat up to take ALL of Coghlan's AB's away. I think that's something we ALL can get behind.

THI
S
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 03, 2016, 10:53:11 AM
Rumour has it that LaStella is pissed about his demotion, and refusing to report to Iowa.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2016, 10:57:01 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 03, 2016, 10:53:11 AM
Rumour has it that LaStella is pissed about his demotion, and refusing to report to Iowa.

Rumor also has it that the Cubs gave him extra time to report because Iowa was on the road and begin a home series today.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 03, 2016, 11:25:19 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2016, 10:57:01 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 03, 2016, 10:53:11 AM
Rumour has it that LaStella is pissed about his demotion, and refusing to report to Iowa.

Rumor also has it that the Cubs gave him extra time to report because Iowa was on the road and begin a home series today.

Fact has it that veterans have 3 days to report.

Maybe he and Yasiel Puig are holed up watching romcoms together.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2016, 11:34:38 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 03, 2016, 11:25:19 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2016, 10:57:01 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 03, 2016, 10:53:11 AM
Rumour has it that LaStella is pissed about his demotion, and refusing to report to Iowa.

Rumor also has it that the Cubs gave him extra time to report because Iowa was on the road and begin a home series today.

Fact has it that veterans have 3 days to report.

Maybe he and Yasiel Puig are holed up watching romcoms together.

La Stella was optioned on the 29th, and that gave him until the 2nd of August to report. He hadn't as of yesterday appeared with Iowa and I guess the Twitheads started pooping themselves. But Iowa was on the road, they come back to Des Moines today, and La Stella will likely be in the lineup.

Still, this is dumb. There's really no reason for the Cubs to cling to Chris Coghlan at Tommy La Stella's expense (or anyone else on the roster's expense).
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 03, 2016, 04:30:52 PM
Shirtless hug for Matt Szczur for tagging and getting out of a double play threat.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 03, 2016, 04:48:15 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 03, 2016, 04:30:52 PM
Shirtless hug for Matt Szczur for tagging and getting out of a double play threat.

Joe Sheehan calls it the best play of the sequence. (https://mobile.twitter.com/joe_sheehan/status/760954224880521216?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 04, 2016, 05:01:26 PM
What happened to those alternate road greys? The ones that said CUBS on the front in large block letters. Have they even worn them once this year? Those things sure went away quietly.

Off-day fever: catch it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 04, 2016, 09:57:40 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 04, 2016, 05:01:26 PM
What happened to those alternate road greys? The ones that said CUBS on the front in large block letters. Have they even worn them once this year? Those things sure went away quietly.

Off-day fever: catch it.

They officially took them out of the rotation before the start of the season, I'm pretty sure.

I own one; it's my Bryant jersey.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 05, 2016, 08:23:48 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 04, 2016, 09:57:40 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 04, 2016, 05:01:26 PM
What happened to those alternate road greys? The ones that said CUBS on the front in large block letters. Have they even worn them once this year? Those things sure went away quietly.

Off-day fever: catch it.

They officially took them out of the rotation before the start of the season, I'm pretty sure.

I own one; it's my Bryant jersey.

I wouldn't be surprised if they switch up road jerseys again fairly soon. They sell a fuckload of whatever they come up with.

I really liked the red-numbered 4th of July jerseys. I'd positive red numbers on the home whites.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 05, 2016, 08:36:57 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 05, 2016, 08:23:48 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 04, 2016, 09:57:40 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 04, 2016, 05:01:26 PM
What happened to those alternate road greys? The ones that said CUBS on the front in large block letters. Have they even worn them once this year? Those things sure went away quietly.

Off-day fever: catch it.

They officially took them out of the rotation before the start of the season, I'm pretty sure.

I own one; it's my Bryant jersey.

I wouldn't be surprised if they switch up road jerseys again fairly soon. They sell a fuckload of whatever they come up with.

I really liked the red-numbered 4th of July jerseys. I'd positive red numbers on the home whites.

Yeah, those were very cool looking.

I think my favourite jersey was the 1937 throwback (http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/qOoAAOSw0JpV46LA/s-l300.jpg). I could imagine a future without stripes.

Also, I still wish they'd drop names from the backs of home jerseys.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 05, 2016, 09:02:01 AM
So what're the next roster moves?  Seems that Coghlan is the one truly expendable player (*knocks on wood*), but who takes his spot--La Stella or Soler, and how does the team fit the other guy on to the roster?  Another month-long "DL trip" for Montero?  Contreras may have cooled off, but he still manages to contribute at various points on the field and in the batters box and anyway, on balance, the team is simply worse with him in Iowa and Montero on the roster.  Miggy ain't gonna get DFA'd, though, so something'll have to be done until September arrives.

Considering they're in Oakland, they could probably add a bat at the expense of a 13th arm (a particularly sensible roll of the dice with their Top 3 starters going), but that only lasts them until Monday. 

Thoughts?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 05, 2016, 09:02:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:02:01 AM
So what're the next roster moves?  Seems that Coghlan is the one truly expendable player (*knocks on wood*), but who takes his spot--La Stella or Soler, and how does the team fit the other guy on to the roster?  Another month-long "DL trip" for Montero?  Contreras may have cooled off, but he still manages to contribute at various points on the field and in the batters box and anyway, on balance, the team is simply worse with him in Iowa and Montero on the roster.  Miggy ain't gonna get DFA'd, though, so something'll have to be done until September arrives.

Considering they're in Oakland, they could probably add a bat at the expense of a 13th arm (a particularly sensible roll of the dice with their Top 3 starters going), but that only lasts them until Monday. 

Thoughts?

LaStella has AWOL'd himself out of a job, I'd think.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 05, 2016, 09:04:04 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 05, 2016, 09:02:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:02:01 AM
So what're the next roster moves?  Seems that Coghlan is the one truly expendable player (*knocks on wood*), but who takes his spot--La Stella or Soler, and how does the team fit the other guy on to the roster?  Another month-long "DL trip" for Montero?  Contreras may have cooled off, but he still manages to contribute at various points on the field and in the batters box and anyway, on balance, the team is simply worse with him in Iowa and Montero on the roster.  Miggy ain't gonna get DFA'd, though, so something'll have to be done until September arrives.

Considering they're in Oakland, they could probably add a bat at the expense of a 13th arm (a particularly sensible roll of the dice with their Top 3 starters going), but that only lasts them until Monday. 

Thoughts?

LaStella has AWOL'd himself out of a job, I'd think.

The Cubs have said they gave him extra time before reporting because he is dealing with a  "personal issue". I don't know what that is but it seems probably kind of dickish to just assume he's pouting and went off the reservation, let alone assume that means he's lost his job.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 05, 2016, 09:07:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 05, 2016, 09:04:04 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 05, 2016, 09:02:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:02:01 AM
So what're the next roster moves?  Seems that Coghlan is the one truly expendable player (*knocks on wood*), but who takes his spot--La Stella or Soler, and how does the team fit the other guy on to the roster?  Another month-long "DL trip" for Montero?  Contreras may have cooled off, but he still manages to contribute at various points on the field and in the batters box and anyway, on balance, the team is simply worse with him in Iowa and Montero on the roster.  Miggy ain't gonna get DFA'd, though, so something'll have to be done until September arrives.

Considering they're in Oakland, they could probably add a bat at the expense of a 13th arm (a particularly sensible roll of the dice with their Top 3 starters going), but that only lasts them until Monday. 

Thoughts?

LaStella has AWOL'd himself out of a job, I'd think.

The Cubs have said they gave him extra time before reporting because he is dealing with a  "personal issue". I don't know what that is but it seems probably kind of dickish to just assume he's pouting and went off the reservation, let alone assume that means he's lost his job.

Maddon said he didn't take it well, but that's what you'd expect in that situation regardless of the player.  He's got too much incremental value for the Cubs to let him rot.  Remember this guy was actually in the starting lineup for the coinflip game last year in Pissburgh.  I guess he can't come back this weekend because of the 10-day rule (unless Montero actually up and dies or something) so it's actually moot for this weekend, but I don't think we've seen the last of our Hall of Fame Jimmy Butthole.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 05, 2016, 09:12:57 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:07:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 05, 2016, 09:04:04 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 05, 2016, 09:02:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:02:01 AM
So what're the next roster moves?  Seems that Coghlan is the one truly expendable player (*knocks on wood*), but who takes his spot--La Stella or Soler, and how does the team fit the other guy on to the roster?  Another month-long "DL trip" for Montero?  Contreras may have cooled off, but he still manages to contribute at various points on the field and in the batters box and anyway, on balance, the team is simply worse with him in Iowa and Montero on the roster.  Miggy ain't gonna get DFA'd, though, so something'll have to be done until September arrives.

Considering they're in Oakland, they could probably add a bat at the expense of a 13th arm (a particularly sensible roll of the dice with their Top 3 starters going), but that only lasts them until Monday. 

Thoughts?

LaStella has AWOL'd himself out of a job, I'd think.

The Cubs have said they gave him extra time before reporting because he is dealing with a  "personal issue". I don't know what that is but it seems probably kind of dickish to just assume he's pouting and went off the reservation, let alone assume that means he's lost his job.

Maddon said he didn't take it well, but that's what you'd expect in that situation regardless of the player.  He's got too much incremental value for the Cubs to let him rot.  Remember this guy was actually in the starting lineup for the coinflip game last year in Pissburgh.  I guess he can't come back this weekend because of the 10-day rule (unless Montero actually up and dies or something) so it's actually moot for this weekend, but I don't think we've seen the last of our Hall of Fame Jimmy Butthole.

Oh agreed. I just wanted to point out that Chuck is being both wrong and an asshole because Chuck
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 05, 2016, 09:16:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 05, 2016, 09:12:57 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:07:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 05, 2016, 09:04:04 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 05, 2016, 09:02:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:02:01 AM
So what're the next roster moves?  Seems that Coghlan is the one truly expendable player (*knocks on wood*), but who takes his spot--La Stella or Soler, and how does the team fit the other guy on to the roster?  Another month-long "DL trip" for Montero?  Contreras may have cooled off, but he still manages to contribute at various points on the field and in the batters box and anyway, on balance, the team is simply worse with him in Iowa and Montero on the roster.  Miggy ain't gonna get DFA'd, though, so something'll have to be done until September arrives.

Considering they're in Oakland, they could probably add a bat at the expense of a 13th arm (a particularly sensible roll of the dice with their Top 3 starters going), but that only lasts them until Monday. 

Thoughts?

LaStella has AWOL'd himself out of a job, I'd think.

The Cubs have said they gave him extra time before reporting because he is dealing with a  "personal issue". I don't know what that is but it seems probably kind of dickish to just assume he's pouting and went off the reservation, let alone assume that means he's lost his job.

Maddon said he didn't take it well, but that's what you'd expect in that situation regardless of the player.  He's got too much incremental value for the Cubs to let him rot.  Remember this guy was actually in the starting lineup for the coinflip game last year in Pissburgh.  I guess he can't come back this weekend because of the 10-day rule (unless Montero actually up and dies or something) so it's actually moot for this weekend, but I don't think we've seen the last of our Hall of Fame Jimmy Butthole.

Oh agreed. I just wanted to point out that Chuck is being both wrong and an asshole because Chuck

You left out "dumb".
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 05, 2016, 09:22:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:02:01 AM
So what're the next roster moves?  Seems that Coghlan is the one truly expendable player (*knocks on wood*), but who takes his spot--La Stella or Soler, and how does the team fit the other guy on to the roster?  Another month-long "DL trip" for Montero?  Contreras may have cooled off, but he still manages to contribute at various points on the field and in the batters box and anyway, on balance, the team is simply worse with him in Iowa and Montero on the roster.  Miggy ain't gonna get DFA'd, though, so something'll have to be done until September arrives.

Considering they're in Oakland, they could probably add a bat at the expense of a 13th arm (a particularly sensible roll of the dice with their Top 3 starters going), but that only lasts them until Monday. 

Thoughts?

Did anyone notice they put Hammel on the bereavement list? That only means being away from the team for three games so perhaps Epstink will use that to stream some pitchers, which would be kind of awesome.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 05, 2016, 09:30:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:02:01 AM
So what're the next roster moves?  Seems that Coghlan is the one truly expendable player (*knocks on wood*), but who takes his spot--La Stella or Soler, and how does the team fit the other guy on to the roster?  Another month-long "DL trip" for Montero?  Contreras may have cooled off, but he still manages to contribute at various points on the field and in the batters box and anyway, on balance, the team is simply worse with him in Iowa and Montero on the roster.  Miggy ain't gonna get DFA'd, though, so something'll have to be done until September arrives.

Considering they're in Oakland, they could probably add a bat at the expense of a 13th arm (a particularly sensible roll of the dice with their Top 3 starters going), but that only lasts them until Monday. 

Thoughts?

When does Soler's rehab expire? That's the drop-dead date for making roster changes.

But I'd think Putting Miggy on the 15-day in, oh...11 days, buys them a free spot, because he can come back on 9/1 when rosters expand, but Coghlan's shit. Launch his ass, and at least LaStella can pinch hit and handle some infield fill-in time without spiking himself.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 05, 2016, 09:51:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 05, 2016, 09:22:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:02:01 AM
So what're the next roster moves?  Seems that Coghlan is the one truly expendable player (*knocks on wood*), but who takes his spot--La Stella or Soler, and how does the team fit the other guy on to the roster?  Another month-long "DL trip" for Montero?  Contreras may have cooled off, but he still manages to contribute at various points on the field and in the batters box and anyway, on balance, the team is simply worse with him in Iowa and Montero on the roster.  Miggy ain't gonna get DFA'd, though, so something'll have to be done until September arrives.

Considering they're in Oakland, they could probably add a bat at the expense of a 13th arm (a particularly sensible roll of the dice with their Top 3 starters going), but that only lasts them until Monday. 

Thoughts?

Did anyone notice they put Hammel on the bereavement list? That only means being away from the team for three games so perhaps Epstink will use that to stream some pitchers, which would be kind of awesome.

Bereavement? Sack up and play before Chuck hands you your walking papers, Jason.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 05, 2016, 09:58:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 05, 2016, 09:51:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 05, 2016, 09:22:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:02:01 AM
So what're the next roster moves?  Seems that Coghlan is the one truly expendable player (*knocks on wood*), but who takes his spot--La Stella or Soler, and how does the team fit the other guy on to the roster?  Another month-long "DL trip" for Montero?  Contreras may have cooled off, but he still manages to contribute at various points on the field and in the batters box and anyway, on balance, the team is simply worse with him in Iowa and Montero on the roster.  Miggy ain't gonna get DFA'd, though, so something'll have to be done until September arrives.

Considering they're in Oakland, they could probably add a bat at the expense of a 13th arm (a particularly sensible roll of the dice with their Top 3 starters going), but that only lasts them until Monday. 

Thoughts?

Did anyone notice they put Hammel on the bereavement list? That only means being away from the team for three games so perhaps Epstink will use that to stream some pitchers, which would be kind of awesome.

Bereavement? Sack up and play before Chuck hands you your walking papers, Jason.

They asked Tommy to serve him those papers, but Tommy is out hiking the Appalachian trail.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 08, 2016, 07:39:28 AM
Okay if, heaven forbid, Chuck (and other sources) are right about La Stella just flat out refusing to report to Iowa over this demotion I can't say I blame him. Kid has a 128 OPS+ and a .388 OBP and was just demoted to Iowa, where he will make less money, live out of a Des Moines hotel, and take the bus everywhere, and potentially be denied a year of a service time, all so the team can roster Coghlan, who is like La Stella but older and worse at everything. I'd be just as pissed. He got fucked, hard, and it really craps all over the culture of "respect 90, the best players play, keep grinding" etc that had been established. I've just seen a number of people saying he needs to "be a professional" and "be a good teammate" and frankly I think he was doing both of those things and got shit on for it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 08, 2016, 08:05:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 08, 2016, 07:39:28 AM
Okay if, heaven forbid, Chuck (and other sources) are right about La Stella just flat out refusing to report to Iowa over this demotion I can't say I blame him. Kid has a 128 OPS+ and a .388 OBP and was just demoted to Iowa, where he will make less money, live out of a Des Moines hotel, and take the bus everywhere, and potentially be denied a year of a service time, all so the team can roster Coghlan, who is like La Stella but older and worse at everything. I'd be just as pissed. He got fucked, hard, and it really craps all over the culture of "respect 90, the best players play, keep grinding" etc that had been established. I've just seen a number of people saying he needs to "be a professional" and "be a good teammate" and frankly I think he was doing both of those things and got shit on for it.

Since the Cubs haven't placed him on any suspended list, I'm guessing any worst-case scenarios aren't playing out here.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 08, 2016, 08:19:36 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 08, 2016, 08:05:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 08, 2016, 07:39:28 AM
Okay if, heaven forbid, Chuck (and other sources) are right about La Stella just flat out refusing to report to Iowa over this demotion I can't say I blame him. Kid has a 128 OPS+ and a .388 OBP and was just demoted to Iowa, where he will make less money, live out of a Des Moines hotel, and take the bus everywhere, and potentially be denied a year of a service time, all so the team can roster Coghlan, who is like La Stella but older and worse at everything. I'd be just as pissed. He got fucked, hard, and it really craps all over the culture of "respect 90, the best players play, keep grinding" etc that had been established. I've just seen a number of people saying he needs to "be a professional" and "be a good teammate" and frankly I think he was doing both of those things and got shit on for it.

Since the Cubs haven't placed him on any suspended list, I'm guessing any worst-case scenarios aren't playing out here.

Oh yeah I think Theo and Co are smart enough to know they've dicked him over as a business decision and respect his right to be pissed about it. I just think the people I see on twitter saying he should just "suck it up and report" should probably spend two seconds trying to think how they'd feel if they were Tommy and this happened to them. There's a human element to the game, not just making roster moves like it's OOTP.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 08, 2016, 08:35:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 08, 2016, 08:19:36 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 08, 2016, 08:05:30 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 08, 2016, 07:39:28 AM
Okay if, heaven forbid, Chuck (and other sources) are right about La Stella just flat out refusing to report to Iowa over this demotion I can't say I blame him. Kid has a 128 OPS+ and a .388 OBP and was just demoted to Iowa, where he will make less money, live out of a Des Moines hotel, and take the bus everywhere, and potentially be denied a year of a service time, all so the team can roster Coghlan, who is like La Stella but older and worse at everything. I'd be just as pissed. He got fucked, hard, and it really craps all over the culture of "respect 90, the best players play, keep grinding" etc that had been established. I've just seen a number of people saying he needs to "be a professional" and "be a good teammate" and frankly I think he was doing both of those things and got shit on for it.

Since the Cubs haven't placed him on any suspended list, I'm guessing any worst-case scenarios aren't playing out here.

Oh yeah I think Theo and Co are smart enough to know they've dicked him over as a business decision and respect his right to be pissed about it. I just think the people I see on twitter saying he should just "suck it up and report" should probably spend two seconds trying to think how they'd feel if they were Tommy and this happened to them. There's a human element to the game, not just making roster moves like it's OOTP.

I think I swaw somewhere on the Twits there is also some sort of family situation, not sure if that's the case here.

For all we know, now that Soler is back, they just told him to relax for 10 days before they bring him back and DFA Coghlan. Coghlan has no business taking what little playing time is available away from LaStella or Sczcur.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 09:28:44 AM
Looks like Justin Grimm is headed to Iowa tomorrow to accommodate Jason Hammel, which means Chris Coghlan survives again. I don't hate Chris Coghlan at all, but I don't understand how he keeps a spot on the bench over La Stella.

I feel like this is something I may get myself a little overly upset about, the whole fifth outfielder over the utility infielder thing. But it's the AB's that worry me. While Coghlan hasn't been God awful in his Cubs AB's, La Stella's been really good in his. And I don't like losing that even for 30 days or so.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 09:31:55 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 09:28:44 AM
Looks like Justin Grimm is headed to Iowa tomorrow to accommodate Jason Hammel, which means Chris Coghlan survives again. I don't hate Chris Coghlan at all, but I don't understand how he keeps a spot on the bench over La Stella.

I feel like this is something I may get myself a little overly upset about, the whole fifth outfielder over the utility infielder thing. But it's the AB's that worry me. While Coghlan hasn't been God awful in his Cubs AB's, La Stella's been really good in his. And I don't like losing that even for 30 days or so.

I don't care about it from a win/loss perspective. Chris Coghlan vs La Stella might not even cost them half a win over the course of the three weeks from now until Tommy can come back. I think estranging La Stella (and also apparently pissing him off over the possibility of delaying his free agency with an undeserved trip to the minors) in order to keep Coghlan really undermines a lot of the culture they claimed they were building. I mean all players should know and understand baseball is a business but this is the most naked abuse of the system the Cubs have perpetrated since they held Bryant down to start last year. At least in Grimm's case they could point to his overall kinda meh numbers even with how good he's been lately, in La Stella's case they just screwed him and he and they both know it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 09:35:00 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 09:31:55 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 09:28:44 AM
Looks like Justin Grimm is headed to Iowa tomorrow to accommodate Jason Hammel, which means Chris Coghlan survives again. I don't hate Chris Coghlan at all, but I don't understand how he keeps a spot on the bench over La Stella.

I feel like this is something I may get myself a little overly upset about, the whole fifth outfielder over the utility infielder thing. But it's the AB's that worry me. While Coghlan hasn't been God awful in his Cubs AB's, La Stella's been really good in his. And I don't like losing that even for 30 days or so.

I don't care about it from a win/loss perspective. Chris Coghlan vs La Stella might not even cost them half a win over the course of the three weeks from now until Tommy can come back. I think estranging La Stella (and also apparently pissing him off over the possibility of delaying his free agency with an undeserved trip to the minors) in order to keep Coghlan really undermines a lot of the culture they claimed they were building. I mean all players should know and understand baseball is a business but this is the most naked abuse of the system the Cubs have perpetrated since they held Bryant down to start last year. At least in Grimm's case they could point to his overall kinda meh numbers even with how good he's been lately, in La Stella's case they just screwed him and he and they both know it.

Delaying Tommy La Stella's free agency can't be the reason they sent him down. Right?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 09:40:24 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 09:35:00 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 09:31:55 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 09:28:44 AM
Looks like Justin Grimm is headed to Iowa tomorrow to accommodate Jason Hammel, which means Chris Coghlan survives again. I don't hate Chris Coghlan at all, but I don't understand how he keeps a spot on the bench over La Stella.

I feel like this is something I may get myself a little overly upset about, the whole fifth outfielder over the utility infielder thing. But it's the AB's that worry me. While Coghlan hasn't been God awful in his Cubs AB's, La Stella's been really good in his. And I don't like losing that even for 30 days or so.

I don't care about it from a win/loss perspective. Chris Coghlan vs La Stella might not even cost them half a win over the course of the three weeks from now until Tommy can come back. I think estranging La Stella (and also apparently pissing him off over the possibility of delaying his free agency with an undeserved trip to the minors) in order to keep Coghlan really undermines a lot of the culture they claimed they were building. I mean all players should know and understand baseball is a business but this is the most naked abuse of the system the Cubs have perpetrated since they held Bryant down to start last year. At least in Grimm's case they could point to his overall kinda meh numbers even with how good he's been lately, in La Stella's case they just screwed him and he and they both know it.

Delaying Tommy La Stella's free agency can't be the reason they sent him down. Right?

Not the main reason, no, he was sent down because he had an option and no one else they were willing to lose for a month did, but I've seen a couple say that if he's down past 8/16 he doesn't earn a full year of service time for this year. So even if they didn't do it specifically to screw him out of the service year it's a side effect of the demotion and he's understandably pissed about it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 09:43:01 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 09:40:24 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 09:35:00 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 09:31:55 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 09:28:44 AM
Looks like Justin Grimm is headed to Iowa tomorrow to accommodate Jason Hammel, which means Chris Coghlan survives again. I don't hate Chris Coghlan at all, but I don't understand how he keeps a spot on the bench over La Stella.

I feel like this is something I may get myself a little overly upset about, the whole fifth outfielder over the utility infielder thing. But it's the AB's that worry me. While Coghlan hasn't been God awful in his Cubs AB's, La Stella's been really good in his. And I don't like losing that even for 30 days or so.

I don't care about it from a win/loss perspective. Chris Coghlan vs La Stella might not even cost them half a win over the course of the three weeks from now until Tommy can come back. I think estranging La Stella (and also apparently pissing him off over the possibility of delaying his free agency with an undeserved trip to the minors) in order to keep Coghlan really undermines a lot of the culture they claimed they were building. I mean all players should know and understand baseball is a business but this is the most naked abuse of the system the Cubs have perpetrated since they held Bryant down to start last year. At least in Grimm's case they could point to his overall kinda meh numbers even with how good he's been lately, in La Stella's case they just screwed him and he and they both know it.

Delaying Tommy La Stella's free agency can't be the reason they sent him down. Right?

Not the main reason, no, he was sent down because he had an option and no one else they were willing to lose for a month did, but I've seen a couple say that if he's down past 8/16 he doesn't earn a full year of service time for this year. So even if they didn't do it specifically to screw him out of the service year it's a side effect of the demotion and he's understandably pissed about it.

This is comparable to the Kris Bryant thing, right? This pushed Bryant back a year, meaning it gave the Cubs a year in theory to back up the armored truck to his apartment. But in La Stella's case, this is buying the Cubs a year in theory of delivering him a tattered yellow envelope. It doesn't make sense.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 09, 2016, 09:57:46 AM
What I don't understand is that with Soler back, they have plenty of outfielders in a Coghlanless world. Bringing La Stella back up and DFAing Coghlan gives them a dependable lefty bat who is outslugging Coghlan by almost 200 points.

This whole thing makes absolutely no sense at all.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 10:10:52 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 09:43:01 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 09:40:24 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 09:35:00 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 09:31:55 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 09:28:44 AM
Looks like Justin Grimm is headed to Iowa tomorrow to accommodate Jason Hammel, which means Chris Coghlan survives again. I don't hate Chris Coghlan at all, but I don't understand how he keeps a spot on the bench over La Stella.

I feel like this is something I may get myself a little overly upset about, the whole fifth outfielder over the utility infielder thing. But it's the AB's that worry me. While Coghlan hasn't been God awful in his Cubs AB's, La Stella's been really good in his. And I don't like losing that even for 30 days or so.

I don't care about it from a win/loss perspective. Chris Coghlan vs La Stella might not even cost them half a win over the course of the three weeks from now until Tommy can come back. I think estranging La Stella (and also apparently pissing him off over the possibility of delaying his free agency with an undeserved trip to the minors) in order to keep Coghlan really undermines a lot of the culture they claimed they were building. I mean all players should know and understand baseball is a business but this is the most naked abuse of the system the Cubs have perpetrated since they held Bryant down to start last year. At least in Grimm's case they could point to his overall kinda meh numbers even with how good he's been lately, in La Stella's case they just screwed him and he and they both know it.

Delaying Tommy La Stella's free agency can't be the reason they sent him down. Right?

Not the main reason, no, he was sent down because he had an option and no one else they were willing to lose for a month did, but I've seen a couple say that if he's down past 8/16 he doesn't earn a full year of service time for this year. So even if they didn't do it specifically to screw him out of the service year it's a side effect of the demotion and he's understandably pissed about it.

This is comparable to the Kris Bryant thing, right? This pushed Bryant back a year, meaning it gave the Cubs a year in theory to back up the armored truck to his apartment. But in La Stella's case, this is buying the Cubs a year in theory of delivering him a tattered yellow envelope. It doesn't make sense.

Before we get our collective panties in a bunch over La Stella losing a year of service time, let's keep in mind this is a player who will be no more than a utility infielder who is already 27 and, even if he doesn't lose a year of service time, won't be a free agent until he's 32.  This won't exactly be costing him tens of millions of dollars.  Shit, I bet he'll even go through the humiliation of getting DFA'd at some point before he actually hits free agency.

Also, I'm not sure where the wholesome perception of this front office came from but I find that whole narrative to be laughable.  This is a baseball team that is trying to win the World Series.  Leave the warm and fuzzies at the front door.

They had no issues DFAing EJax, who was apparently universally loved in that clubhouse.  They let Bryant "season" for an extra couple of weeks to save themselves a year before he hits free agency (something that truly will cost Bryant a few mil if not more) and it was absolutely the right decision.

This la Stella thing is stupid.  The fucker should report to AAA (unless he really does have a family thing, in which case, why are we talking about this?).  He can make up some lost revenue when he gets his World Series share.

But, fuck this.  It's stupid.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 10:29:49 AM
For the E-Jax point, he was also universally TERRIBLE. And they took their sweet goddamn time DFA'ing that hot garbage.

Look, the point about this being Tommy La Stella, the 27 year old utility infielder is well understood. My line of thinking is more toward Fork's point that this just doesn't make a whole lot of sense in that:

A. There are enough outfielders with Soler returning
B. La Stella's a better AB than Coghlan
Bb. La Stella's a better LH AB than Coghlan
C. Fuck the Cardinals

I can't wrap my head around this. I mean I know the whole options thing, but that doesn't make sense when you consider that La Stella is the better player. Like SKO said, this may not cost the Cubs a half game or anything at all, but La Stella is the better player and has been the better player all year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 11:08:03 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 10:10:52 AM
Before we get our collective panties in a bunch over La Stella losing a year of service time, let's keep in mind this is a player who will be no more than a utility infielder who is already 27 and, even if he doesn't lose a year of service time, won't be a free agent until he's 32.  This won't exactly be costing him tens of millions of dollars.  Shit, I bet he'll even go through the humiliation of getting DFA'd at some point before he actually hits free agency.

Also, I'm not sure where the wholesome perception of this front office came from but I find that whole narrative to be laughable.  This is a baseball team that is trying to win the World Series.  Leave the warm and fuzzies at the front door.

They had no issues DFAing EJax, who was apparently universally loved in that clubhouse.  They let Bryant "season" for an extra couple of weeks to save themselves a year before he hits free agency (something that truly will cost Bryant a few mil if not more) and it was absolutely the right decision.

This la Stella thing is stupid.  The fucker should report to AAA (unless he really does have a family thing, in which case, why are we talking about this?).  He can make up some lost revenue when he gets his World Series share.

But, fuck this.  It's stupid.

I'm not saying the Cubs were wrong to treat Tommy like this, and I'm not saying they're costing him a big contract by doing so. I'm just saying there is a human element to the game and La Stella has totally non-stupid reasons for being pissed. The guy has a 128 OPS+ and he got sent to the minors to make room for an inferior player. He has a right to be pissed. The Ejax thing is irrelevant because he was bad. All players understand they have to perform, that's why demoting the guy hitting .295 with a .388 OBP for the guy with the 46 OPS+ was a weird message to send.

My point was while I understand the business/logistical reasons for the move I think people forget that these players are people and I think it does send a shitty message that putting the best players out there every day is less important to Theo than keeping inventory. I'm not even saying he's wrong to build/handle a roster that way, he obviously knows what he's doing. I'm just not sure the cost/benefit of keeping Coghlan was worth losing La Stella for a month and also severely disgruntling him and/or Grimm in the process (actually I am sure and the answer is no, fuck Chris Coghlan).
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 09, 2016, 12:41:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 11:08:03 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 10:10:52 AM
Before we get our collective panties in a bunch over La Stella losing a year of service time, let's keep in mind this is a player who will be no more than a utility infielder who is already 27 and, even if he doesn't lose a year of service time, won't be a free agent until he's 32.  This won't exactly be costing him tens of millions of dollars.  Shit, I bet he'll even go through the humiliation of getting DFA'd at some point before he actually hits free agency.

Also, I'm not sure where the wholesome perception of this front office came from but I find that whole narrative to be laughable.  This is a baseball team that is trying to win the World Series.  Leave the warm and fuzzies at the front door.

They had no issues DFAing EJax, who was apparently universally loved in that clubhouse.  They let Bryant "season" for an extra couple of weeks to save themselves a year before he hits free agency (something that truly will cost Bryant a few mil if not more) and it was absolutely the right decision.

This la Stella thing is stupid.  The fucker should report to AAA (unless he really does have a family thing, in which case, why are we talking about this?).  He can make up some lost revenue when he gets his World Series share.

But, fuck this.  It's stupid.

I'm not saying the Cubs were wrong to treat Tommy like this, and I'm not saying they're costing him a big contract by doing so. I'm just saying there is a human element to the game and La Stella has totally non-stupid reasons for being pissed. The guy has a 128 OPS+ and he got sent to the minors to make room for an inferior player. He has a right to be pissed. The Ejax thing is irrelevant because he was bad. All players understand they have to perform, that's why demoting the guy hitting .295 with a .388 OBP for the guy with the 46 OPS+ was a weird message to send.

My point was while I understand the business/logistical reasons for the move I think people forget that these players are people and I think it does send a shitty message that putting the best players out there every day is less important to Theo than keeping inventory. I'm not even saying he's wrong to build/handle a roster that way, he obviously knows what he's doing. I'm just not sure the cost/benefit of keeping Coghlan was worth losing La Stella for a month and also severely disgruntling him and/or Grimm in the process (actually I am sure and the answer is no, fuck Chris Coghlan).

Next, someone will say a few short term games are put at minor risk in favor of the long term benefit of the organization.  What is this, a team or a business with a multi-billion dollar valuation!??!??!??
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 12:48:09 PM
I just said I know it's a business. I'm just acknowledging that it's a business full of human beings who may not handle these things as well as they should on paper. La Stella is apparently considering not returning to the team at all and presumably wanting a trade in the offseason, which again is probably him overestimating his worth, but it still raises the question of whether the Cubs should have been aware that he was disgruntled before this move and whether the risk of alienating him from the franchise entirely when they could definitely use a quality, high contact lefty bat (which Coghlan is absolutely not) as a pinch hitter in the postseason was worth it so they could keep Coghlan.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:00:10 PM
DPD, but Brett says that La Stella apparently had a chance to qualify for Super Two status this year  (http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/08/09/joe-maddon-speaks-about-the-tommy-la-stella-situation/)and get 4 arbitration years instead of 3 in addition to the year of control thing, so this move undoubtedly cost him some cash, I can understand him being really damn pissed about it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 01:15:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:00:10 PM
DPD, but Brett says that La Stella apparently had a chance to qualify for Super Two status this year  (http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/08/09/joe-maddon-speaks-about-the-tommy-la-stella-situation/)and get 4 arbitration years instead of 3 in addition to the year of control thing, so this move undoubtedly cost him some cash, I can understand him being really damn pissed about it.

A chance...

If he is optioned for fewer than 20 days, however, that does not wind up costing an option year and he does get service time credit for those days, even though he was off the 25-man roster.

The plan could have been all along to recall him before than and he could have maintained his chance at Super 2 status.

I feel like there might be a lot more to this, but at the onset it starts with the roster decision to demote him to make room for Coghlan, which was pretty dumb. I really hope they resolve this soon.

Also in the article Maddon mentions (through pics of tweets or whatever) that La Stella is hitting, running, working out in New Jersey. I mean, why not just go play in Iowa then?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 09, 2016, 01:25:11 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 01:15:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:00:10 PM
DPD, but Brett says that La Stella apparently had a chance to qualify for Super Two status this year  (http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/08/09/joe-maddon-speaks-about-the-tommy-la-stella-situation/)and get 4 arbitration years instead of 3 in addition to the year of control thing, so this move undoubtedly cost him some cash, I can understand him being really damn pissed about it.

A chance...

If he is optioned for fewer than 20 days, however, that does not wind up costing an option year and he does get service time credit for those days, even though he was off the 25-man roster.

The plan could have been all along to recall him before than and he could have maintained his chance at Super 2 status.

I feel like there might be a lot more to this, but at the onset it starts with the roster decision to demote him to make room for Coghlan, which was pretty dumb. I really hope they resolve this soon.

Also in the article Maddon mentions (through pics of tweets or whatever) that La Stella is hitting, running, working out in New Jersey. I mean, why not just go play in Iowa then?

If he truly has family issues, he's working out close to his family.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 09, 2016, 01:41:13 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 01:15:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:00:10 PM
DPD, but Brett says that La Stella apparently had a chance to qualify for Super Two status this year  (http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/08/09/joe-maddon-speaks-about-the-tommy-la-stella-situation/)and get 4 arbitration years instead of 3 in addition to the year of control thing, so this move undoubtedly cost him some cash, I can understand him being really damn pissed about it.

A chance...

If he is optioned for fewer than 20 days, however, that does not wind up costing an option year and he does get service time credit for those days, even though he was off the 25-man roster.

The plan could have been all along to recall him before than and he could have maintained his chance at Super 2 status.

I feel like there might be a lot more to this, but at the onset it starts with the roster decision to demote him to make room for Coghlan, which was pretty dumb. I really hope they resolve this soon.

Also in the article Maddon mentions (through pics of tweets or whatever) that La Stella is hitting, running, working out in New Jersey. I mean, why not just go play in Iowa then?

I mean, have you been to Iowa?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:44:03 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 09, 2016, 01:41:13 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 01:15:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:00:10 PM
DPD, but Brett says that La Stella apparently had a chance to qualify for Super Two status this year  (http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/08/09/joe-maddon-speaks-about-the-tommy-la-stella-situation/)and get 4 arbitration years instead of 3 in addition to the year of control thing, so this move undoubtedly cost him some cash, I can understand him being really damn pissed about it.

A chance...

If he is optioned for fewer than 20 days, however, that does not wind up costing an option year and he does get service time credit for those days, even though he was off the 25-man roster.

The plan could have been all along to recall him before than and he could have maintained his chance at Super 2 status.

I feel like there might be a lot more to this, but at the onset it starts with the roster decision to demote him to make room for Coghlan, which was pretty dumb. I really hope they resolve this soon.

Also in the article Maddon mentions (through pics of tweets or whatever) that La Stella is hitting, running, working out in New Jersey. I mean, why not just go play in Iowa then?

I mean, have you been to Iowa?

Des Moines is quite nice, so f--k you. Also if he's in New Jersey he can be at home with family and do whatever the fuck he wants and not have to ride a bus around to Omaha and eat crappy sandwiches at 2 AM after an extra inning game. Anyway, I don't think it's about his refusal to play minor league ball so much as it is about sending a message to the org that he's pissed.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 09, 2016, 01:51:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 05, 2016, 09:04:04 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 05, 2016, 09:02:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:02:01 AM
So what're the next roster moves?  Seems that Coghlan is the one truly expendable player (*knocks on wood*), but who takes his spot--La Stella or Soler, and how does the team fit the other guy on to the roster?  Another month-long "DL trip" for Montero?  Contreras may have cooled off, but he still manages to contribute at various points on the field and in the batters box and anyway, on balance, the team is simply worse with him in Iowa and Montero on the roster.  Miggy ain't gonna get DFA'd, though, so something'll have to be done until September arrives.

Considering they're in Oakland, they could probably add a bat at the expense of a 13th arm (a particularly sensible roll of the dice with their Top 3 starters going), but that only lasts them until Monday. 

Thoughts?

LaStella has AWOL'd himself out of a job, I'd think.

The Cubs have said they gave him extra time before reporting because he is dealing with a  "personal issue". I don't know what that is but it seems probably kind of dickish to just assume he's pouting and went off the reservation, let alone assume that means he's lost his job.

SKOccam's Razor
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:59:59 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 09, 2016, 01:51:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 05, 2016, 09:04:04 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 05, 2016, 09:02:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 05, 2016, 09:02:01 AM
So what're the next roster moves?  Seems that Coghlan is the one truly expendable player (*knocks on wood*), but who takes his spot--La Stella or Soler, and how does the team fit the other guy on to the roster?  Another month-long "DL trip" for Montero?  Contreras may have cooled off, but he still manages to contribute at various points on the field and in the batters box and anyway, on balance, the team is simply worse with him in Iowa and Montero on the roster.  Miggy ain't gonna get DFA'd, though, so something'll have to be done until September arrives.

Considering they're in Oakland, they could probably add a bat at the expense of a 13th arm (a particularly sensible roll of the dice with their Top 3 starters going), but that only lasts them until Monday.  

Thoughts?

LaStella has AWOL'd himself out of a job, I'd think.

The Cubs have said they gave him extra time before reporting because he is dealing with a  "personal issue". I don't know what that is but it seems probably kind of dickish to just assume he's pouting and went off the reservation, let alone assume that means he's lost his job.

SKOccam's Razor

In my defense you being right still doesn't make you not a dick. In fact, experience has shown it increases the dickishness.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on August 09, 2016, 02:01:12 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:44:03 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 09, 2016, 01:41:13 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 01:15:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:00:10 PM
DPD, but Brett says that La Stella apparently had a chance to qualify for Super Two status this year  (http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/08/09/joe-maddon-speaks-about-the-tommy-la-stella-situation/)and get 4 arbitration years instead of 3 in addition to the year of control thing, so this move undoubtedly cost him some cash, I can understand him being really damn pissed about it.

A chance...

If he is optioned for fewer than 20 days, however, that does not wind up costing an option year and he does get service time credit for those days, even though he was off the 25-man roster.

The plan could have been all along to recall him before than and he could have maintained his chance at Super 2 status.

I feel like there might be a lot more to this, but at the onset it starts with the roster decision to demote him to make room for Coghlan, which was pretty dumb. I really hope they resolve this soon.

Also in the article Maddon mentions (through pics of tweets or whatever) that La Stella is hitting, running, working out in New Jersey. I mean, why not just go play in Iowa then?

I mean, have you been to Iowa?

Des Moines is quite nice, so f--k you. Also if he's in New Jersey he can be at home with family and do whatever the fuck he wants and not have to ride a bus around to Omaha and eat crappy sandwiches at 2 AM after an extra inning game. Anyway, I don't think it's about his refusal to play minor league ball so much as it is about sending a message to the org that he's pissed.

I get being emotional about being sent down, but I'd think after 72 hours he'd realize that between the possibility of waiver deals and injuries, he might not be in AAA for too long, and irregardless he'd still be back in the majors September 1st with a real chance at being on the playoff roster of a World Series contender.  So at this point he's guaranteed he loses that service time because the Cubs are not going to let him come back without playing in AAA first (Maddon says as much in his interview).

As for "sending a message" or demanding a trade, this year aside he's a 27 year old bench player with a .699 OPS in 177 MLB games over 3 years who can now add "clubhouse malcontent" to his resume (at least from a organizational perception standpoint).

I hope for his sake that Tommy La Stella is prepared for this to be the end of his baseball career.  Because if he doesn't report to Iowa, that's a real possiblity.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 02:01:32 PM
I'm just going to go ahead and root for Cogs now.  He's my new favorite 25th man on the roster.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:06:00 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 09, 2016, 02:01:12 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:44:03 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 09, 2016, 01:41:13 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 01:15:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:00:10 PM
DPD, but Brett says that La Stella apparently had a chance to qualify for Super Two status this year  (http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/08/09/joe-maddon-speaks-about-the-tommy-la-stella-situation/)and get 4 arbitration years instead of 3 in addition to the year of control thing, so this move undoubtedly cost him some cash, I can understand him being really damn pissed about it.

A chance...

If he is optioned for fewer than 20 days, however, that does not wind up costing an option year and he does get service time credit for those days, even though he was off the 25-man roster.

The plan could have been all along to recall him before than and he could have maintained his chance at Super 2 status.

I feel like there might be a lot more to this, but at the onset it starts with the roster decision to demote him to make room for Coghlan, which was pretty dumb. I really hope they resolve this soon.

Also in the article Maddon mentions (through pics of tweets or whatever) that La Stella is hitting, running, working out in New Jersey. I mean, why not just go play in Iowa then?

I mean, have you been to Iowa?

Des Moines is quite nice, so f--k you. Also if he's in New Jersey he can be at home with family and do whatever the fuck he wants and not have to ride a bus around to Omaha and eat crappy sandwiches at 2 AM after an extra inning game. Anyway, I don't think it's about his refusal to play minor league ball so much as it is about sending a message to the org that he's pissed.

I get being emotional about being sent down, but I'd think after 72 hours he'd realize that between the possibility of waiver deals and injuries, he might not be in AAA for too long, and irregardless he'd still be back in the majors September 1st with a real chance at being on the playoff roster of a World Series contender.  So at this point he's guaranteed he loses that service time because the Cubs are not going to let him come back without playing in AAA first (Maddon says as much in his interview).

As for "sending a message" or demanding a trade, this year aside he's a 27 year old bench player with a .699 OPS in 177 MLB games over 3 years who can now add "clubhouse malcontent" to his resume (at least from a organizational perception standpoint).

I hope for his sake that Tommy La Stella is prepared for this to be the end of his baseball career.  Because if he doesn't report to Iowa, that's a real possiblity.


To make it clear I 100% think this is a really fucking stupid thing for La Stella to do, and he way overestimates his leverage (which is basically nonexistent, as you pointed out), I just think it's fair to acknowledge that he got jobbed and his anger was understandable, and that I also think it is hypocritical for people who will defend the Cubs making this move by saying "it's a business" to then chide La Stella for not putting the team first and just doing what he's told. He's part of the business, he can strike, and then eventually Theo will call in the Pinkertons and beat the living hell out of him.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 09, 2016, 02:07:12 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 09, 2016, 02:01:12 PM
I hope for his sake that Tommy La Stella is prepared for this to be the end of his baseball career.  Because if he doesn't report to Iowa, that's a real possiblity.


He's a lefty hitting infielder with an OPS+ of 128 this season. There are teams that would be only too happy to add that to their roster.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on August 09, 2016, 02:11:48 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 02:01:32 PM
I'm just going to go ahead and root for Cogs now.  He's my new favorite 25th man on the roster.

I understand this sentiment, but I cannot go that far.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 09, 2016, 02:14:32 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 09, 2016, 02:11:48 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 02:01:32 PM
I'm just going to go ahead and root for Cogs now.  He's my new favorite 25th man on the roster.

I understand this sentiment, but I cannot go that far.

Fuck it--I'm on board.  #teamcogs
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:17:55 PM
I'm so shocked y'all needed only the faintest pretext to tolerate Chris Coghlan's bullshit again. This place used to stand for things. Candy asses.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 09, 2016, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:17:55 PM
I'm so shocked y'all needed only the faintest pretext to tolerate Chris Coghlan's bullshit again. This place used to stand for things. Candy asses.

You are Desipio's John Lackey.

Don't forget to breathe from your nose.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:21:05 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 09, 2016, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:17:55 PM
I'm so shocked y'all needed only the faintest pretext to tolerate Chris Coghlan's bullshit again. This place used to stand for things. Candy asses.

You are Desipio's John Lackey.

Don't forget to breathe from your nose.

I AM VERY UPSET ABOUT HOW STARTLINGLY ACCURATE THIS PROBABLY IS
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: BC on August 09, 2016, 02:33:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:06:00 PM
To make it clear I 100% think this is a really fucking stupid thing for La Stella to do, and he way overestimates his leverage (which is basically nonexistent, as you pointed out), I just think it's fair to acknowledge that he got jobbed and his anger was understandable, and that I also think it is hypocritical for people who will defend the Cubs making this move by saying "it's a business" to then chide La Stella for not putting the team first and just doing what he's told. He's part of the business, he can strike, and then eventually Theo will call in the Pinkertons and beat the living hell out of him.


La Stella has no leverage. If he doesn't play, then the Cubs have a flaw (They wouldn't have a left-handed pinch-hitter that could actually hit) but Joe Maddon seems to be creative enough to get around that problem.

I think the Cubs erred in demoting La Stella in favor of Coghlan, but at this point enough is enough. La Stella needs to report, and the sooner the better for everyone involved. And, especially, Tommy La Stella.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 09, 2016, 02:40:58 PM
Quote from: BC on August 09, 2016, 02:33:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:06:00 PM
To make it clear I 100% think this is a really fucking stupid thing for La Stella to do, and he way overestimates his leverage (which is basically nonexistent, as you pointed out), I just think it's fair to acknowledge that he got jobbed and his anger was understandable, and that I also think it is hypocritical for people who will defend the Cubs making this move by saying "it's a business" to then chide La Stella for not putting the team first and just doing what he's told. He's part of the business, he can strike, and then eventually Theo will call in the Pinkertons and beat the living hell out of him.


La Stella has no leverage. If he doesn't play, then the Cubs have a flaw (They wouldn't have a left-handed pinch-hitter that could actually hit) but Joe Maddon seems to be creative enough to get around that problem.

I think the Cubs erred in demoting La Stella in favor of Coghlan, but at this point enough is enough. La Stella needs to report, and the sooner the better for everyone involved. And, especially, Tommy La Stella.

Shut up Paul--you're a douche.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on August 09, 2016, 02:42:52 PM
The Cubs apparently made a stupid decision.

La Stella is making a stupid decision.

The Cubs didn't play yesterday and everyone here is champing at the bit.

7:05 p.m. Central Time can't come soon enough.
This is a good thing.

(Also, nice to see you here BC)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on August 09, 2016, 02:57:47 PM
At this point, I'm kinda thinking the awesome thing to do would be to DFA Coghlan and then very pointedly call up Al Al. Or Jeimer.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 03:01:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:06:00 PM


To make it clear I 100% think this is a really fucking stupid thing for La Stella to do, and he way overestimates his leverage (which is basically nonexistent, as you pointed out), I just think it's fair to acknowledge that he got jobbed and his anger was understandable, and that I also think it is hypocritical for people who will defend the Cubs making this move by saying "it's a business" to then chide La Stella for not putting the team first and just doing what he's told. He's part of the business, he can strike, and then eventually Theo will call in the Pinkertons and beat the living hell out of him.

1. In no way is defending The Cubs in this move anywhere near antithetical to chiding LaStella.  LaStella is being incredibly short-sided.  He's spiting his face by cutting off his nose.
2. LaStella's beef should be with the CBA not with the Cubs.
3. LaStella very clearly has negative leverage.  As long as he's being petulant, The Cubs don't have to do shit.  In fact, they don't even have to pay him as long as he doesn't report.  In fact, as I see it, The Cubs are being overly accommodating.  They could have told him to get bent days ago. I'm pretty sure they can just suspend him as long as he doesn't report and free up a spot on the 40-man.

#TEAMCOGS
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on August 09, 2016, 02:57:47 PM
At this point, I'm kinda thinking the awesome thing to do would be to DFA Coghlan and then very pointedly call up Al Al. Or Jeimer.

#TeamAlmora!
#TeamJeimer!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 03:05:37 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 03:01:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:06:00 PM


To make it clear I 100% think this is a really fucking stupid thing for La Stella to do, and he way overestimates his leverage (which is basically nonexistent, as you pointed out), I just think it's fair to acknowledge that he got jobbed and his anger was understandable, and that I also think it is hypocritical for people who will defend the Cubs making this move by saying "it's a business" to then chide La Stella for not putting the team first and just doing what he's told. He's part of the business, he can strike, and then eventually Theo will call in the Pinkertons and beat the living hell out of him.

1. In no way is defending The Cubs in this move anywhere near antithetical to chiding LaStella.  LaStella is being incredibly short-sided.  He's spiting his face by cutting off his nose.
2. LaStella's beef should be with the CBA not with the Cubs.
3. LaStella very clearly has negative leverage.  As long as he's being petulant, The Cubs don't have to do shit.  In fact, they don't even have to pay him as long as he doesn't report.  In fact, as I see it, The Cubs are being overly accommodating.  They could have told him to get bent days ago. I'm pretty sure they can just suspend him as long as he doesn't report and free up a spot on the 40-man.

#TEAMCOGS

Projecting much?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: morpheus on August 09, 2016, 03:07:10 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 03:01:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:06:00 PM


To make it clear I 100% think this is a really fucking stupid thing for La Stella to do, and he way overestimates his leverage (which is basically nonexistent, as you pointed out), I just think it's fair to acknowledge that he got jobbed and his anger was understandable, and that I also think it is hypocritical for people who will defend the Cubs making this move by saying "it's a business" to then chide La Stella for not putting the team first and just doing what he's told. He's part of the business, he can strike, and then eventually Theo will call in the Pinkertons and beat the living hell out of him.

1. In no way is defending The Cubs in this move anywhere near antithetical to chiding LaStella.  LaStella is being incredibly short-sided.  He's spiting his face by cutting off his nose.
2. LaStella's beef should be with the CBA not with the Cubs.
3. LaStella very clearly has negative leverage.  As long as he's being petulant, The Cubs don't have to do shit.  In fact, they don't even have to pay him as long as he doesn't report.  In fact, as I see it, The Cubs are being overly accommodating.  They could have told him to get bent days ago. I'm pretty sure they can just suspend him as long as he doesn't report and free up a spot on the 40-man.

#TEAMCOGS

Heh.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 03:15:19 PM
Quote from: morpheus on August 09, 2016, 03:07:10 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 03:01:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:06:00 PM


To make it clear I 100% think this is a really fucking stupid thing for La Stella to do, and he way overestimates his leverage (which is basically nonexistent, as you pointed out), I just think it's fair to acknowledge that he got jobbed and his anger was understandable, and that I also think it is hypocritical for people who will defend the Cubs making this move by saying "it's a business" to then chide La Stella for not putting the team first and just doing what he's told. He's part of the business, he can strike, and then eventually Theo will call in the Pinkertons and beat the living hell out of him.

1. In no way is defending The Cubs in this move anywhere near antithetical to chiding LaStella.  LaStella is being incredibly short-sided.  He's spiting his face by cutting off his nose.
2. LaStella's beef should be with the CBA not with the Cubs.
3. LaStella very clearly has negative leverage.  As long as he's being petulant, The Cubs don't have to do shit.  In fact, they don't even have to pay him as long as he doesn't report.  In fact, as I see it, The Cubs are being overly accommodating.  They could have told him to get bent days ago. I'm pretty sure they can just suspend him as long as he doesn't report and free up a spot on the 40-man.

#TEAMCOGS

Heh.

FACED
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on August 09, 2016, 03:31:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 03:15:19 PM
Quote from: morpheus on August 09, 2016, 03:07:10 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 03:01:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:06:00 PM


To make it clear I 100% think this is a really fucking stupid thing for La Stella to do, and he way overestimates his leverage (which is basically nonexistent, as you pointed out), I just think it's fair to acknowledge that he got jobbed and his anger was understandable, and that I also think it is hypocritical for people who will defend the Cubs making this move by saying "it's a business" to then chide La Stella for not putting the team first and just doing what he's told. He's part of the business, he can strike, and then eventually Theo will call in the Pinkertons and beat the living hell out of him.

1. In no way is defending The Cubs in this move anywhere near antithetical to chiding LaStella.  LaStella is being incredibly short-sided.  He's spiting his face by cutting off his nose.
2. LaStella's beef should be with the CBA not with the Cubs.
3. LaStella very clearly has negative leverage.  As long as he's being petulant, The Cubs don't have to do shit.  In fact, they don't even have to pay him as long as he doesn't report.  In fact, as I see it, The Cubs are being overly accommodating.  They could have told him to get bent days ago. I'm pretty sure they can just suspend him as long as he doesn't report and free up a spot on the 40-man.

#TEAMCOGS

Heh.

FACED
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 09, 2016, 03:33:59 PM
Quote from: LaStella's Beef on August 09, 2016, 02:57:47 PM
At this point, I'm kinda thinking the awesome thing to do would be to DFA Coghlan and then very pointedly call up Al Al. Or Jeimer.

That would be fun, but on a practical level, Almora doesn't really replace LaStella and as much as I like Jeimer's upside, LaStella is a better option today.

I agree though it'd be quite a brass ballsy thing to do--the kind of dispassionate, heartless move that championship teams aren't afraid to make.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 09, 2016, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:21:05 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 09, 2016, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:17:55 PM
I'm so shocked y'all needed only the faintest pretext to tolerate Chris Coghlan's bullshit again. This place used to stand for things. Candy asses.

You are Desipio's John Lackey.

Don't forget to breathe from your nose.

I AM VERY UPSET ABOUT HOW STARTLINGLY ACCURATE THIS PROBABLY IS

It's ok -- I'm pretty sure I'm the Chris Coghlan.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on August 09, 2016, 03:35:08 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 09, 2016, 02:01:32 PM
I'm just going to go ahead and root for Cogs now.  He's my new favorite 25th man on the roster.
We will cancel each other out.  He isn't Lackey, but I still don't like him.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 09, 2016, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 09, 2016, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:21:05 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 09, 2016, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:17:55 PM
I'm so shocked y'all needed only the faintest pretext to tolerate Chris Coghlan's bullshit again. This place used to stand for things. Candy asses.

You are Desipio's John Lackey.

Don't forget to breathe from your nose.

I AM VERY UPSET ABOUT HOW STARTLINGLY ACCURATE THIS PROBABLY IS

It's ok -- I'm pretty sure I'm the Chris Coghlan.

I'm the Kyle Schwarber, except I'm righthanded and not good at baseball.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on August 09, 2016, 04:01:49 PM
I'm the Matt Szczur
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 04:09:58 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 09, 2016, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 09, 2016, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:21:05 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 09, 2016, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 02:17:55 PM
I'm so shocked y'all needed only the faintest pretext to tolerate Chris Coghlan's bullshit again. This place used to stand for things. Candy asses.

You are Desipio's John Lackey.

Don't forget to breathe from your nose.

I AM VERY UPSET ABOUT HOW STARTLINGLY ACCURATE THIS PROBABLY IS

It's ok -- I'm pretty sure I'm the Chris Coghlan.

I'm the Kyle Schwarber, except I'm righthanded and not good at baseball.

Hilarious that you think that you are anything other than Ryan Dempster
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 04:20:24 PM
Ironically I think Eli is probably Kyle Hendricks.

And Chuck is probably Jon Lester, where "not being wrong about everything all of the time" is his throwing to first base. It seems so simple but he just can't pull it off
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 09, 2016, 04:45:45 PM
Who is advising Tommy La Stella right now? Ian Stewart? "Y'know Tom, my only mistake was ever reporting to Iowa in the first place. You're doing the right thing, man."
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on August 09, 2016, 04:52:15 PM
I think there has to be a sane middle where you can think La Stella is being an idiot and also thinking Coghlan can fuck right the hell off anyway. Because it's specious bullshit toleration to think that one guy being a shitwit suddenly makes Cogs not a garbage fire formed into the shape of a replacement level slapdick.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 09, 2016, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 09, 2016, 04:52:15 PM
I think there has to be a sane middle where you can think La Stella is being an idiot and also thinking Coghlan can fuck right the hell off anyway. Because it's specious bullshit toleration to think that one guy being a shitwit suddenly makes Cogs not a garbage fire formed into the shape of a replacement level slapdick.

This.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 09, 2016, 06:42:24 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 09, 2016, 04:52:15 PM
I think there has to be a sane middle where you can think La Stella is being an idiot and also thinking Coghlan can fuck right the hell off anyway. Because it's specious bullshit toleration to think that one guy being a shitwit suddenly makes Cogs not a garbage fire formed into the shape of a replacement level slapdick.

Replacement level would be nice. Alas Cogs has been well below that this year.

Also apparently La Stella is contemplating retirement and also did so before the season, so he might have some more issues going on emotionally than just being pissed off. This is weird.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 09, 2016, 07:16:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 06:42:24 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 09, 2016, 04:52:15 PM
I think there has to be a sane middle where you can think La Stella is being an idiot and also thinking Coghlan can fuck right the hell off anyway. Because it's specious bullshit toleration to think that one guy being a shitwit suddenly makes Cogs not a garbage fire formed into the shape of a replacement level slapdick.

Replacement level would be nice. Alas Cogs has been well below that this year.

Also apparently La Stella is contemplating retirement and also did so before the season, so he might have some more issues going on emotionally than just being pissed off. This is weird.

The plot thickens: Cubs place La Stella on the temporarily inactive list. (http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/08/09/cubs-place-tommy-la-stella-on-temporarily-inactive-list/) Remains on the 40-man.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: BC on August 09, 2016, 07:47:04 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 09, 2016, 02:42:52 PM
(Also, nice to see you here BC)

My last post was three years ago.

So Tommy still has a while to report to Iowa. Or something.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on August 09, 2016, 08:25:39 PM
Quote from: BC on August 09, 2016, 07:47:04 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 09, 2016, 02:42:52 PM
(Also, nice to see you here BC)

My last post was three years ago.

So Tommy still has a while to report to Iowa. Or something.

I hope your all of your next posts don't take so long.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on August 09, 2016, 09:31:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 04:20:24 PM
Ironically I think Eli is probably Kyle Hendricks.

And Chuck is probably Jon Lester, where "not being wrong about everything all of the time" is his throwing to first base. It seems so simple but he just can't pull it off

I'm Kris Bryant fuck you.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 10, 2016, 07:54:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 06:42:24 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 09, 2016, 04:52:15 PM
I think there has to be a sane middle where you can think La Stella is being an idiot and also thinking Coghlan can fuck right the hell off anyway. Because it's specious bullshit toleration to think that one guy being a shitwit suddenly makes Cogs not a garbage fire formed into the shape of a replacement level slapdick.

Replacement level would be nice. Alas Cogs has been well below that this year.

Also apparently La Stella is contemplating retirement and also did so before the season, so he might have some more issues going on emotionally than just being pissed off. This is weird.

I'd say an unwillingness or inability to see the big picture, understand that it's a business, and that he most certainly would still be guaranteed a roster spot in October tells me that the guy's definitely got some emotional issues.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 10, 2016, 07:58:25 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2016, 07:54:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 06:42:24 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 09, 2016, 04:52:15 PM
I think there has to be a sane middle where you can think La Stella is being an idiot and also thinking Coghlan can fuck right the hell off anyway. Because it's specious bullshit toleration to think that one guy being a shitwit suddenly makes Cogs not a garbage fire formed into the shape of a replacement level slapdick.

Replacement level would be nice. Alas Cogs has been well below that this year.

Also apparently La Stella is contemplating retirement and also did so before the season, so he might have some more issues going on emotionally than just being pissed off. This is weird.

I'd say an unwillingness or inability to see the big picture, understand that it's a business, and that he most certainly would still be guaranteed a roster spot in October tells me that the guy's definitely got some emotional issues.

Yeah, reading Jesse's interview he comes off less as petulant and more as a guy who isn't really sure he's cut out to do the 162 games a year grind and was only comfortable doing so with an environment/team as supportive and fun as these Cubs appear to be, and when he was demoted it really seemed to bum him out and make him question all over again if he really wants to keep living the big league-minor league shuffle that comes with life on the roster bubble.

I appreciate that Jed and Theo are far less kneejerk and emotional about it than Cubs fans are. They seem to respect that he's going through real shit and are willing to give him the time he needs to figure it out, but they've also still drawn a line and made it clear that he's going to need to go to Iowa before coming back to the Cubs anyway.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 10, 2016, 08:05:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 10, 2016, 07:58:25 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2016, 07:54:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 06:42:24 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 09, 2016, 04:52:15 PM
I think there has to be a sane middle where you can think La Stella is being an idiot and also thinking Coghlan can fuck right the hell off anyway. Because it's specious bullshit toleration to think that one guy being a shitwit suddenly makes Cogs not a garbage fire formed into the shape of a replacement level slapdick.

Replacement level would be nice. Alas Cogs has been well below that this year.

Also apparently La Stella is contemplating retirement and also did so before the season, so he might have some more issues going on emotionally than just being pissed off. This is weird.

I'd say an unwillingness or inability to see the big picture, understand that it's a business, and that he most certainly would still be guaranteed a roster spot in October tells me that the guy's definitely got some emotional issues.

Yeah, reading Jesse's interview he comes off less as petulant and more as a guy who isn't really sure he's cut out to do the 162 games a year grind and was only comfortable doing so with an environment/team as supportive and fun as these Cubs appear to be, and when he was demoted it really seemed to bum him out and make him question all over again if he really wants to keep living the big league-minor league shuffle that comes with life on the roster bubble.

I appreciate that Jed and Theo are far less kneejerk and emotional about it than Cubs fans are. They seem to respect that he's going through real shit and are willing to give him the time he needs to figure it out, but they've also still drawn a line and made it clear that he's going to need to go to Iowa before coming back to the Cubs anyway.

But that's also short-sighted and dumb, if true.  This would be his last option.  Do it one more time, murder the Brooks Raleys of the world in the PCL for 2-3 weeks, and never have to worry about this happening again.

The guy's either got emotional issues or is just not smart.  Or both.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 10, 2016, 08:08:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2016, 08:05:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 10, 2016, 07:58:25 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2016, 07:54:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 06:42:24 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 09, 2016, 04:52:15 PM
I think there has to be a sane middle where you can think La Stella is being an idiot and also thinking Coghlan can fuck right the hell off anyway. Because it's specious bullshit toleration to think that one guy being a shitwit suddenly makes Cogs not a garbage fire formed into the shape of a replacement level slapdick.

Replacement level would be nice. Alas Cogs has been well below that this year.

Also apparently La Stella is contemplating retirement and also did so before the season, so he might have some more issues going on emotionally than just being pissed off. This is weird.

I'd say an unwillingness or inability to see the big picture, understand that it's a business, and that he most certainly would still be guaranteed a roster spot in October tells me that the guy's definitely got some emotional issues.

Yeah, reading Jesse's interview he comes off less as petulant and more as a guy who isn't really sure he's cut out to do the 162 games a year grind and was only comfortable doing so with an environment/team as supportive and fun as these Cubs appear to be, and when he was demoted it really seemed to bum him out and make him question all over again if he really wants to keep living the big league-minor league shuffle that comes with life on the roster bubble.

I appreciate that Jed and Theo are far less kneejerk and emotional about it than Cubs fans are. They seem to respect that he's going through real shit and are willing to give him the time he needs to figure it out, but they've also still drawn a line and made it clear that he's going to need to go to Iowa before coming back to the Cubs anyway.

But that's also short-sighted and dumb, if true.  This would be his last option.  Do it one more time, murder the Brooks Raleys of the world in the PCL for 2-3 weeks, and never have to worry about this happening again.

The guy's either got emotional issues or is just not smart.  Or both.

Yeah he's not thinking about this objectively but given that the team said he's been speaking to their team psychologist and stuff I'm inclined to lean more towards "problems with depression" than "hotheaded moron"
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on August 10, 2016, 09:01:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2016, 08:05:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 10, 2016, 07:58:25 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 10, 2016, 07:54:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 06:42:24 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 09, 2016, 04:52:15 PM
I think there has to be a sane middle where you can think La Stella is being an idiot and also thinking Coghlan can fuck right the hell off anyway. Because it's specious bullshit toleration to think that one guy being a shitwit suddenly makes Cogs not a garbage fire formed into the shape of a replacement level slapdick.

Replacement level would be nice. Alas Cogs has been well below that this year.

Also apparently La Stella is contemplating retirement and also did so before the season, so he might have some more issues going on emotionally than just being pissed off. This is weird.

I'd say an unwillingness or inability to see the big picture, understand that it's a business, and that he most certainly would still be guaranteed a roster spot in October tells me that the guy's definitely got some emotional issues.

Yeah, reading Jesse's interview he comes off less as petulant and more as a guy who isn't really sure he's cut out to do the 162 games a year grind and was only comfortable doing so with an environment/team as supportive and fun as these Cubs appear to be, and when he was demoted it really seemed to bum him out and make him question all over again if he really wants to keep living the big league-minor league shuffle that comes with life on the roster bubble.

I appreciate that Jed and Theo are far less kneejerk and emotional about it than Cubs fans are. They seem to respect that he's going through real shit and are willing to give him the time he needs to figure it out, but they've also still drawn a line and made it clear that he's going to need to go to Iowa before coming back to the Cubs anyway.

But that's also short-sighted and dumb, if true.  This would be his last option.  Do it one more time, murder the Brooks Raleys of the world in the PCL for 2-3 weeks, and never have to worry about this happening again.

The guy's either got emotional issues or is just not smart.  Or both.

I think he might actually be a smart, logical guy, based on his interview with Rogers. He basically said that baseball is his job and not the all-consuming thing that identifies him. I think he knows he's fortunate to have a job that pays him well, and I could see him playing 2-3 more years and walking away with enough money to be financially secure for life. Not a bad gig if you can get it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 10, 2016, 09:16:18 AM
Hopefully tonight they can crush Ricky Nolasco and finally win the Juan Pierre trade.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 10, 2016, 10:06:58 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:44:03 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 09, 2016, 01:41:13 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 09, 2016, 01:15:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 09, 2016, 01:00:10 PM
DPD, but Brett says that La Stella apparently had a chance to qualify for Super Two status this year  (http://www.bleachernation.com/2016/08/09/joe-maddon-speaks-about-the-tommy-la-stella-situation/)and get 4 arbitration years instead of 3 in addition to the year of control thing, so this move undoubtedly cost him some cash, I can understand him being really damn pissed about it.

A chance...

If he is optioned for fewer than 20 days, however, that does not wind up costing an option year and he does get service time credit for those days, even though he was off the 25-man roster.

The plan could have been all along to recall him before than and he could have maintained his chance at Super 2 status.

I feel like there might be a lot more to this, but at the onset it starts with the roster decision to demote him to make room for Coghlan, which was pretty dumb. I really hope they resolve this soon.

Also in the article Maddon mentions (through pics of tweets or whatever) that La Stella is hitting, running, working out in New Jersey. I mean, why not just go play in Iowa then?

I mean, have you been to Iowa?

Des Moines is quite nice, so f--k you. Also if he's in New Jersey he can be at home with family and do whatever the fuck he wants and not have to ride a bus around to Omaha and eat crappy sandwiches at 2 AM after an extra inning game. Anyway, I don't think it's about his refusal to play minor league ball so much as it is about sending a message to the org that he's pissed.

Team Des Moines picked up a key endorsement (http://deadspin.com/yasiel-puig-is-probably-not-a-fun-person-to-party-with-1785081180) last night.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 13, 2016, 12:00:20 AM
I don't think it's been discussed for a while, but the Cubs now have a +200 run differential. Only two other teams have a three-digit differential, the Nationals (+133) and the Indians (+100).
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 13, 2016, 10:15:33 AM
The last time the Cubs had a 14 game lead was September 1929.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on August 13, 2016, 02:10:39 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 13, 2016, 10:15:33 AM
The last time the Cubs had a 14 game lead was September 1929.

And look how well that turned out for the country.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on August 13, 2016, 07:43:00 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 13, 2016, 02:10:39 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 13, 2016, 10:15:33 AM
The last time the Cubs had a 14 game lead was September 1929.

And look how well that turned out for the country.

Well, September 3rd. was a good day.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 13, 2016, 07:54:43 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 13, 2016, 07:43:00 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 13, 2016, 02:10:39 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 13, 2016, 10:15:33 AM
The last time the Cubs had a 14 game lead was September 1929.

And look how well that turned out for the country.

Well, September 3rd. was a good day.

Happy birthday in advance.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on August 13, 2016, 08:09:23 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 13, 2016, 07:54:43 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 13, 2016, 07:43:00 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 13, 2016, 02:10:39 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 13, 2016, 10:15:33 AM
The last time the Cubs had a 14 game lead was September 1929.

And look how well that turned out for the country.

Well, September 3rd. was a good day.

Happy birthday in advance.

Nope. I'm a Gemini.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on August 13, 2016, 08:36:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 13, 2016, 08:09:23 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 13, 2016, 07:54:43 PM
Happy birthday in advance.

Nope. I'm a Gemini.

[Adds a name to his Deadpool candidates list between "E-Harmony Guy" and "Harris, Estelle"]
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on August 13, 2016, 08:53:11 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 13, 2016, 08:36:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 13, 2016, 08:09:23 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 13, 2016, 07:54:43 PM
Happy birthday in advance.

Nope. I'm a Gemini.

[Adds a name to his Deadpool candidates list between "E-Harmony Guy" and "Harris, Estelle"]

Ehhh... I'll outlive all a ya (coughs up half a lung).
Bunchasonsabitches.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on August 15, 2016, 10:06:32 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

Sarcasm font?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 15, 2016, 10:07:47 AM
Quote from: Shooter on August 15, 2016, 10:06:32 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

Sarcasm font?

That or simply TIME TO POST.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on August 15, 2016, 10:48:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

With Lackey and Chapman, they're already magnitudes less likable than last year's team, so sure. Might as well add another asshole.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 11:03:14 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 10:48:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

With Lackey and Chapman, they're already magnitudes less likable than last year's team, so sure. Might as well add another asshole.

There's zero risk. Might as well see if he can pitch the 7th. Smith doesn't seem to be able to keep it in the park.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 15, 2016, 11:09:52 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 11:03:14 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 10:48:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

With Lackey and Chapman, they're already magnitudes less likable than last year's team, so sure. Might as well add another asshole.

There's zero risk. Might as well see if he can pitch the 7th. Smith doesn't seem to be able to keep it in the park.

Kris Bryant likes his neck the way it is, thank you
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on August 15, 2016, 12:15:42 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 11:03:14 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 10:48:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

With Lackey and Chapman, they're already magnitudes less likable than last year's team, so sure. Might as well add another asshole.

There's zero risk. Might as well see if he can pitch the 7th. Smith doesn't seem to be able to keep it in the park.

There's always some risk. Even if it's just the opportunity cost in not being able to give other guys (like Edwards) as much of an audition.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 15, 2016, 12:19:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 12:15:42 PM
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It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

With Lackey and Chapman, they're already magnitudes less likable than last year's team, so sure. Might as well add another asshole.

There's zero risk. Might as well see if he can pitch the 7th. Smith doesn't seem to be able to keep it in the park.

There's always some risk. Even if it's just the opportunity cost in not being able to give other guys (like Edwards) as much of an audition.

Papelbon's done, there's literally no point in giving him a whirl, and that's not even getting into his asshattery, which wouldn't help either.  Didn't we just see this movie starring Joe Nathan anyway?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on August 15, 2016, 12:26:47 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 15, 2016, 12:19:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 12:15:42 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 11:03:14 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 10:48:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

With Lackey and Chapman, they're already magnitudes less likable than last year's team, so sure. Might as well add another asshole.

There's zero risk. Might as well see if he can pitch the 7th. Smith doesn't seem to be able to keep it in the park.

There's always some risk. Even if it's just the opportunity cost in not being able to give other guys (like Edwards) as much of an audition.

Papelbon's done, there's literally no point in giving him a whirl, and that's not even getting into his asshattery, which wouldn't help either.  Didn't we just see this movie starring Joe Nathan anyway?

It's also why they have scouts. They should pretty much know if he's done at this point and can help him. Him pitching in a Cubs uniform for a few weeks won't give them any additional relevant information.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 15, 2016, 12:34:26 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 12:26:47 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 15, 2016, 12:19:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 12:15:42 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 11:03:14 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 10:48:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

With Lackey and Chapman, they're already magnitudes less likable than last year's team, so sure. Might as well add another asshole.

There's zero risk. Might as well see if he can pitch the 7th. Smith doesn't seem to be able to keep it in the park.

There's always some risk. Even if it's just the opportunity cost in not being able to give other guys (like Edwards) as much of an audition.

Papelbon's done, there's literally no point in giving him a whirl, and that's not even getting into his asshattery, which wouldn't help either.  Didn't we just see this movie starring Joe Nathan anyway?

I'd like to agree with you but didn't those same scouts say yes to Soriano/Peralta

It's also why they have scouts. They should pretty much know if he's done at this point and can help him. Him pitching in a Cubs uniform for a few weeks won't give them any additional relevant information.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 15, 2016, 12:37:14 PM
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Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 15, 2016, 01:17:13 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 12:15:42 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 11:03:14 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 10:48:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

With Lackey and Chapman, they're already magnitudes less likable than last year's team, so sure. Might as well add another asshole.

There's zero risk. Might as well see if he can pitch the 7th. Smith doesn't seem to be able to keep it in the park.

There's always some risk. Even if it's just the opportunity cost in not being able to give other guys (like Edwards) as much of an audition.

I love the idea of signing a pitcher who threw a hissy fit and asked to be released because he wasn't the closer anymore (I assume this is why) to pitch in a bullpen where he would be the 5th best reliever, if that.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on August 15, 2016, 01:27:19 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 15, 2016, 01:17:13 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 12:15:42 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 11:03:14 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 10:48:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

With Lackey and Chapman, they're already magnitudes less likable than last year's team, so sure. Might as well add another asshole.

There's zero risk. Might as well see if he can pitch the 7th. Smith doesn't seem to be able to keep it in the park.

There's always some risk. Even if it's just the opportunity cost in not being able to give other guys (like Edwards) as much of an audition.

I love the idea of signing a pitcher who threw a hissy fit and asked to be released because he wasn't the closer anymore (I assume this is why) to pitch in a bullpen where he would be the 5th best reliever, if that.

They could sign him and then put him on a special assignment in New Jersey pitching BP to Tommy La Stella every day.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 02:48:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 15, 2016, 01:27:19 PM
Quote from: Oleg on August 15, 2016, 01:17:13 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 12:15:42 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 11:03:14 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 10:48:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

With Lackey and Chapman, they're already magnitudes less likable than last year's team, so sure. Might as well add another asshole.

There's zero risk. Might as well see if he can pitch the 7th. Smith doesn't seem to be able to keep it in the park.

There's always some risk. Even if it's just the opportunity cost in not being able to give other guys (like Edwards) as much of an audition.

I love the idea of signing a pitcher who threw a hissy fit and asked to be released because he wasn't the closer anymore (I assume this is why) to pitch in a bullpen where he would be the 5th best reliever, if that.

They could sign him and then put him on a special assignment in New Jersey pitching BP to Tommy La Stella every day.

This is the solution right here.

Someone needs to shag those fly balls though. Carlos Gomez?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread. Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 07:22:12 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread. Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

I'm just not sure if it's a brag when the guy in question is getting lit up like the rag in a molotov cocktail, but I'll accept the ruling.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on August 15, 2016, 09:09:13 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 11:09:52 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 11:03:14 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 10:48:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 15, 2016, 09:26:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 15, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 15, 2016, 07:32:28 AM
It would be nice at times like this if most of the local media was interested in doing anything other than stoking the fires. Rondon was pitching in his first game in 12 days, his velocity was fine, he had no command. Strop is out but expected to be back before season's end. Edwards had his first bad outing of the year. That these things all happened relatively close to each other is not A BULLPEN IN CRISIS DO SOMETHIN THEO!!!!!!!!

It's understandable when fans do it because we're fucking stupid but it only ever gets worse when guys like Jesse Rogers scream it even louder than the fans do

Remember when the bullpen was going to be the best ever a few days ago? Well now that they aren't perfect I guess it's time to start over with 7 new guys. It's the only logical thing to do.

I mean if the Cubs were the Cardinals, and were battling for a wildcard spot with a half game lead I could understand being majorly concerned that they have a shaky set up man situation, but unless there's any reason to believe Rondon/Strop won't be healthy and ready in October (and as far as I've heard, there's not) then fuck it, who cares. The difference between Edwards/Grimm/Rondon/Chapman for a month and Edwards/Strop/Rondon/Chapman is maybe 2-3 blown saves, at worst, so they might only win 101 games instead of 104. BFD.

Let swee if Jepstink swap out Smith for Papelbon.

With Lackey and Chapman, they're already magnitudes less likable than last year's team, so sure. Might as well add another asshole.

There's zero risk. Might as well see if he can pitch the 7th. Smith doesn't seem to be able to keep it in the park.

Kris Bryant likes his neck the way it is, thank you

Even though Harper's douchiness doesn't bother me one bit, Bryant is not the lightning rod of a dude like Harper.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on August 15, 2016, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.

Phht. In doubles.

Seriously, that's pretty cool.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on August 15, 2016, 10:41:42 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 15, 2016, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.

Phht. In doubles.

Seriously, that's pretty cool.
Doubles? The Kansas City Barbecue of Tennis?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on August 16, 2016, 08:49:10 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.

It's right here: http://desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8892.0
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 16, 2016, 09:06:12 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 15, 2016, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.

Phht. In doubles.

Seriously, that's pretty cool.

Wait.  Really?  That's incredibly cool, man.  Brag away.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on August 16, 2016, 10:47:40 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 16, 2016, 09:06:12 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 15, 2016, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.

Phht. In doubles.

Seriously, that's pretty cool.

Wait.  Really?  That's incredibly cool, man.  Brag away.

It's true (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Sock). I was his high-school coach his junior and senior years. I'll admit I wasn't doing a lot of actual coaching of his game (at least not from a technical "this is how you hit a forehand" perspective) since he was mostly beyond my expertise by that point, but I still get a "hey, coach" whenever I run into him, so I'll take it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on August 16, 2016, 11:08:02 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2016, 10:47:40 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 16, 2016, 09:06:12 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 15, 2016, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.

Phht. In doubles.

Seriously, that's pretty cool.

Wait.  Really?  That's incredibly cool, man.  Brag away.

It's true (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Sock). I was his high-school coach his junior and senior years. I'll admit I wasn't doing a lot of actual coaching of his game (at least not from a technical "this is how you hit a forehand" perspective) since he was mostly beyond my expertise by that point, but I still get a "hey, coach" whenever I run into him, so I'll take it.

Best fake name ever.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on August 16, 2016, 11:21:14 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 16, 2016, 11:08:02 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2016, 10:47:40 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 16, 2016, 09:06:12 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 15, 2016, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.

Phht. In doubles.

Seriously, that's pretty cool.

Wait.  Really?  That's incredibly cool, man.  Brag away.

It's true (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Sock). I was his high-school coach his junior and senior years. I'll admit I wasn't doing a lot of actual coaching of his game (at least not from a technical "this is how you hit a forehand" perspective) since he was mostly beyond my expertise by that point, but I still get a "hey, coach" whenever I run into him, so I'll take it.

Best fake name ever.

Considering Kurt's story about "Joe Smith" is what kicked this off, it does seem appropriate.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 16, 2016, 01:16:15 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2016, 10:47:40 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 16, 2016, 09:06:12 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 15, 2016, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.

Phht. In doubles.

Seriously, that's pretty cool.

Wait.  Really?  That's incredibly cool, man.  Brag away.

It's true (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Sock). I was his high-school coach his junior and senior years. I'll admit I wasn't doing a lot of actual coaching of his game (at least not from a technical "this is how you hit a forehand" perspective) since he was mostly beyond my expertise by that point, but I still get a "hey, coach" whenever I run into him, so I'll take it.

Did you call him and yell at him for giving away that point to Hewitt and, therefore, causing my Facebook feed to be filled with "This is sprtzmanship!" bullshit?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 16, 2016, 01:33:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2016, 10:47:40 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 16, 2016, 09:06:12 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 15, 2016, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.

Phht. In doubles.

Seriously, that's pretty cool.

Wait.  Really?  That's incredibly cool, man.  Brag away.

It's true (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Sock). I was his high-school coach his junior and senior years. I'll admit I wasn't doing a lot of actual coaching of his game (at least not from a technical "this is how you hit a forehand" perspective) since he was mostly beyond my expertise by that point, but I still get a "hey, coach" whenever I run into him, so I'll take it.

There are presidents of countries with less thorough Wikipedia articles. It's missing one thing though: a list of his former coaches.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on August 16, 2016, 01:46:37 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2016, 10:47:40 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 16, 2016, 09:06:12 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 15, 2016, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.

Phht. In doubles.

Seriously, that's pretty cool.

Wait.  Really?  That's incredibly cool, man.  Brag away.

It's true (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Sock). I was his high-school coach his junior and senior years. I'll admit I wasn't doing a lot of actual coaching of his game (at least not from a technical "this is how you hit a forehand" perspective) since he was mostly beyond my expertise by that point, but I still get a "hey, coach" whenever I run into him, so I'll take it.

And the kid can't even follow you on twitter? What a prima donna
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on August 16, 2016, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 16, 2016, 01:33:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2016, 10:47:40 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 16, 2016, 09:06:12 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 15, 2016, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.

Phht. In doubles.

Seriously, that's pretty cool.

Wait.  Really?  That's incredibly cool, man.  Brag away.

It's true (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Sock). I was his high-school coach his junior and senior years. I'll admit I wasn't doing a lot of actual coaching of his game (at least not from a technical "this is how you hit a forehand" perspective) since he was mostly beyond my expertise by that point, but I still get a "hey, coach" whenever I run into him, so I'll take it.

There are presidents of countries with less thorough Wikipedia articles. It's missing one thing though: a list of his former coaches.

I noticed it mentions that Jim Courier doesn't like his forehand. So the article could be edited to mention that it definitely wasn't Eli Gieryna that taught him how to hit his terrible forehand.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 16, 2016, 02:03:04 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 16, 2016, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 16, 2016, 01:33:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2016, 10:47:40 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 16, 2016, 09:06:12 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 15, 2016, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 15, 2016, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 15, 2016, 07:17:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 15, 2016, 06:35:41 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 15, 2016, 04:15:37 PM
I would like to think that Smith will work out his issues, and I'm not just saying that because he's close friends with a close friend. I think the Cubs have enough room in the standings to give their guys the chance to work it out.

But you didn't hesitate to mention it.

He got lost on his way to the humblebrag thread.
Honest mistake, as my friend's brother's friend's ex-wife's uncle, who met Ron Coomer at a gas station once, always says.

Where is that thread? I was looking for it yesterday when a kid I used to coach in tennis won an Olympic gold medal.

Phht. In doubles.

Seriously, that's pretty cool.

Wait.  Really?  That's incredibly cool, man.  Brag away.

It's true (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Sock). I was his high-school coach his junior and senior years. I'll admit I wasn't doing a lot of actual coaching of his game (at least not from a technical "this is how you hit a forehand" perspective) since he was mostly beyond my expertise by that point, but I still get a "hey, coach" whenever I run into him, so I'll take it.

There are presidents of countries with less thorough Wikipedia articles. It's missing one thing though: a list of his former coaches.

I noticed it mentions that Jim Courier doesn't like his forehand. So the article could be edited to mention that it definitely wasn't Eli Gieryna that taught him how to hit his terrible forehand.


"I really should have pushed him harder to adopt my technique for the forehand," said his former coach and mentor Eli Gieryna. "He did exactly what I said for everything else, but that's the one that got away."
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on August 16, 2016, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 16, 2016, 02:00:30 PM
I noticed it mentions that Jim Courier doesn't like his forehand. So the article could be edited to mention that it definitely wasn't Eli Gieryna that taught him how to hit his terrible forehand.


Weird. I'm not really into the Wiki-editing world, but as far as I know, Courier (and pretty much everyone else) loves his forehand (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/30/sports/tennis/carrying-a-torch-and-a-fiery-forehand.html?_r=0).

QuoteData collected by Hawkeye at the tournament in Indian Wells, Calif., in March provided a comparison of Sock's forehand against two of the most devastating forehands in the modern game. Sock's average forehand speed was 77 miles per hour, the same as Rafael Nadal's and 2 m.p.h. faster than Roger Federer's.

When it came to average revolutions per minute, Sock's forehand came in at 3,337 r.p.m., just behind Nadal's 3,391 and well ahead of Federer's 2,925.

"Jack is the only person who is in Rafa's league as far as the combination of speed and r.p.m.s on the forehand side," said Jim Courier, the former world No. 1 and the current United States Davis Cup captain.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on August 16, 2016, 02:22:51 PM
So, in conclusion, tennis is a land of contrasts.

Go Cubs.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 16, 2016, 02:32:41 PM
Someone bring Trevor Cahill some fried chicken and beer.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on August 16, 2016, 02:35:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2016, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 16, 2016, 02:00:30 PM
I noticed it mentions that Jim Courier doesn't like his forehand. So the article could be edited to mention that it definitely wasn't Eli Gieryna that taught him how to hit his terrible forehand.


Weird. I'm not really into the Wiki-editing world, but as far as I know, Courier (and pretty much everyone else) loves his forehand (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/30/sports/tennis/carrying-a-torch-and-a-fiery-forehand.html?_r=0).

QuoteData collected by Hawkeye at the tournament in Indian Wells, Calif., in March provided a comparison of Sock's forehand against two of the most devastating forehands in the modern game. Sock's average forehand speed was 77 miles per hour, the same as Rafael Nadal's and 2 m.p.h. faster than Roger Federer's.

When it came to average revolutions per minute, Sock's forehand came in at 3,337 r.p.m., just behind Nadal's 3,391 and well ahead of Federer's 2,925.

"Jack is the only person who is in Rafa's league as far as the combination of speed and r.p.m.s on the forehand side," said Jim Courier, the former world No. 1 and the current United States Davis Cup captain.

The quote from the article is
QuoteSome commentators have remarked that his technique on the forehand, while quite effective, actually hinders his ability to hit returns well. If Sock has a successful singles career, it will be in spite of, not because of, his technique, according to retired American tennis champion and now commentator Jim Courier.

I don't know that the two ideas are in conflict. His forehand strength can be great, but his ability to return shit properly can be lacking.. or not? I'm no tennis pro. I leave that to Eli and my brother-in-law.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on August 16, 2016, 03:05:16 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 21, 2016, 11:16:58 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 10:49:20 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 21, 2016, 10:43:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 21, 2016, 08:53:38 AM
Theo may also wait and see if Edwards can keep this up before he decides more pen help is needed. Right now Edwards/Montgomery/Strop/Rondon with Wood available as your long man or loogy depending on the situation is a promising group, with Matusz potentially joining them in the near future. Grimm's also been less of a dumpster fire of late and if he's your 5th or 6th option you're probably not in a place where overpaying for Miller is your best bet.



We'll also find out fairly soon if Joe Nathan can serve any purpose for a couple months.

Spoiler: No

Armando Rivero still just hanging around in Iowa, striking everyone out that he doesn't walk.

Since June 15, Rivero has posted a 0.32 ERA over 28.0 innings, with a 1.79 FIP, 39.3% K rate and 9.8% walk rate.

Anytime you're ready, Epstink.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on August 16, 2016, 03:58:16 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 16, 2016, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 16, 2016, 02:00:30 PM
I noticed it mentions that Jim Courier doesn't like his forehand. So the article could be edited to mention that it definitely wasn't Eli Gieryna that taught him how to hit his terrible forehand.


Weird. I'm not really into the Wiki-editing world, but as far as I know, Courier (and pretty much everyone else) loves his forehand (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/30/sports/tennis/carrying-a-torch-and-a-fiery-forehand.html?_r=0).

QuoteData collected by Hawkeye at the tournament in Indian Wells, Calif., in March provided a comparison of Sock's forehand against two of the most devastating forehands in the modern game. Sock's average forehand speed was 77 miles per hour, the same as Rafael Nadal's and 2 m.p.h. faster than Roger Federer's.

When it came to average revolutions per minute, Sock's forehand came in at 3,337 r.p.m., just behind Nadal's 3,391 and well ahead of Federer's 2,925.

"Jack is the only person who is in Rafa's league as far as the combination of speed and r.p.m.s on the forehand side," said Jim Courier, the former world No. 1 and the current United States Davis Cup captain.

They like the results. They don't like the process. And as we all know: results don't validate processes.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 17, 2016, 03:08:09 PM
TOMMY LA STELLA WATCH 2016:

Tom will report to Double-A Tennessee, starting at second base, as soon as tonight. (https://mobile.twitter.com/MDGonzales/status/765986421089775617)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 17, 2016, 08:25:14 PM
Hopefully that means one of us can put Coghlan's name on the Greatest Thread Ever? Please let it be so.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on August 17, 2016, 08:29:31 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 17, 2016, 08:25:14 PM
Hopefully that means one of us can put Coghlan's name on the Greatest Thread Ever? Please let it be so.

DL (http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/17332662/chicago-cubs-place-chris-coghlan-dl-right-rib-contusion) is a step in the right direction.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Wheezer on August 17, 2016, 10:09:40 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 17, 2016, 03:08:09 PM
TOMMY LA STELLA WATCH 2016

In case the article hasn't been noted already, this (http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/08/15/lastella-draft/) struck me as an unusually rational take on the situation.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on August 18, 2016, 05:05:19 AM
Assuming for a moment that the Cubs can manage to go 22-21 the rest of the way (and they have 17 games still to come against the Brewers, Reds, Rockies and Padres), the Tards would need to go 35-7 (.833) in their remaining games to win the division.  Pissburgh would need to go 37-7 (.841).

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 18, 2016, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 18, 2016, 05:05:19 AM
Assuming for a moment that the Cubs can manage to go 22-21 the rest of the way (and they have 17 games still to come against the Brewers, Reds, Rockies and Padres), the Tards would need to go 35-7 (.833) in their remaining games to win the division.  Pissburgh would need to go 37-7 (.841).

Just sayin'.

Fangraphs has the Cubs chances of winning the division at 99.8%. Baseball Prospectus has them at 99.9%. I think it's gonna work out.

I do wonder how their % on fangraphs has gone down in the last week. They were at 99.9% going into the series vs the Cardinals up by 12 games, and since then they've increased their lead in the division by half a game and the magic number has only gone down. Not sure how they could be less likely to win the division now than they were then. Not like it matters, I'm just not a math person and would like to know why the formula dinged them ever so slightly for this last week.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: morpheus on August 18, 2016, 09:10:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2016, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 18, 2016, 05:05:19 AM
Assuming for a moment that the Cubs can manage to go 22-21 the rest of the way (and they have 17 games still to come against the Brewers, Reds, Rockies and Padres), the Tards would need to go 35-7 (.833) in their remaining games to win the division.  Pissburgh would need to go 37-7 (.841).

Just sayin'.

Fangraphs has the Cubs chances of winning the division at 99.8%. Baseball Prospectus has them at 99.9%. I think it's gonna work out.

I do wonder how their % on fangraphs has gone down in the last week. They were at 99.9% going into the series vs the Cardinals up by 12 games, and since then they've increased their lead in the division by half a game and the magic number has only gone down. Not sure how they could be less likely to win the division now than they were then. Not like it matters, I'm just not a math person and would like to know why the formula dinged them ever so slightly for this last week.

I assume you're using this (http://www.fangraphs.com/coolstandings.aspx).  Looking at historical projections:

On 8/12: Cubs 99.9%, all others showing 0.0% due to rounding.

On 8/18: Cubs 99.8%, Cardinals 0.1%, Pirates 0.1%

Fangraphs is using a monte carlo simulation (I would guess, anyway) that does thousands of runs, simulating each team's performance for the rest of the season.  Based on that assumption, it appears to me that both the Cardinals and Pirates have increased their probabilities of winning the division slightly based on their relative performance the past few games.  Over their past 4 games the Pirates have gone 4-0 scoring 11,8,4,6 runs respectively.  Cardinals 4-0, scoring 8,6,8,8.  Cubs have gone 3-1, scoring 4,4,4,6.  This probably means that at the margin, the Cardinals and Pirates are projected to score slightly more runs than before, which would up their chances of winning the division ever so slightly.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 18, 2016, 09:11:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 18, 2016, 09:10:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2016, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 18, 2016, 05:05:19 AM
Assuming for a moment that the Cubs can manage to go 22-21 the rest of the way (and they have 17 games still to come against the Brewers, Reds, Rockies and Padres), the Tards would need to go 35-7 (.833) in their remaining games to win the division.  Pissburgh would need to go 37-7 (.841).

Just sayin'.

Fangraphs has the Cubs chances of winning the division at 99.8%. Baseball Prospectus has them at 99.9%. I think it's gonna work out.

I do wonder how their % on fangraphs has gone down in the last week. They were at 99.9% going into the series vs the Cardinals up by 12 games, and since then they've increased their lead in the division by half a game and the magic number has only gone down. Not sure how they could be less likely to win the division now than they were then. Not like it matters, I'm just not a math person and would like to know why the formula dinged them ever so slightly for this last week.

I assume you're using this (http://www.fangraphs.com/coolstandings.aspx).  Looking at historical projections:

On 8/12: Cubs 99.9%, all others showing 0.0% due to rounding.

On 8/18: Cubs 99.8%, Cardinals 0.1%, Pirates 0.1%

Fangraphs is using a monte carlo simulation (I would guess, anyway) that does thousands of runs, simulating each team's performance for the rest of the season.  Based on that assumption, it appears to me that both the Cardinals and Pirates have increased their probabilities of winning the division slightly based on their relative performance the past few games.  Over their past 4 games the Pirates have gone 4-0 scoring 11,8,4,6 runs respectively.  Cardinals 4-0, scoring 8,6,8,8.  Cubs have gone 3-1, scoring 4,4,4,6.  This probably means that at the margin, the Cardinals and Pirates are projected to score slightly more runs than before, which would up their chances of winning the division ever so slightly.

Well there we go. I learned something today.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on August 18, 2016, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2016, 09:11:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 18, 2016, 09:10:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2016, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 18, 2016, 05:05:19 AM
Assuming for a moment that the Cubs can manage to go 22-21 the rest of the way (and they have 17 games still to come against the Brewers, Reds, Rockies and Padres), the Tards would need to go 35-7 (.833) in their remaining games to win the division.  Pissburgh would need to go 37-7 (.841).

Just sayin'.

Fangraphs has the Cubs chances of winning the division at 99.8%. Baseball Prospectus has them at 99.9%. I think it's gonna work out.

I do wonder how their % on fangraphs has gone down in the last week. They were at 99.9% going into the series vs the Cardinals up by 12 games, and since then they've increased their lead in the division by half a game and the magic number has only gone down. Not sure how they could be less likely to win the division now than they were then. Not like it matters, I'm just not a math person and would like to know why the formula dinged them ever so slightly for this last week.

I assume you're using this (http://www.fangraphs.com/coolstandings.aspx).  Looking at historical projections:

On 8/12: Cubs 99.9%, all others showing 0.0% due to rounding.

On 8/18: Cubs 99.8%, Cardinals 0.1%, Pirates 0.1%

Fangraphs is using a monte carlo simulation (I would guess, anyway) that does thousands of runs, simulating each team's performance for the rest of the season.  Based on that assumption, it appears to me that both the Cardinals and Pirates have increased their probabilities of winning the division slightly based on their relative performance the past few games.  Over their past 4 games the Pirates have gone 4-0 scoring 11,8,4,6 runs respectively.  Cardinals 4-0, scoring 8,6,8,8.  Cubs have gone 3-1, scoring 4,4,4,6.  This probably means that at the margin, the Cardinals and Pirates are projected to score slightly more runs than before, which would up their chances of winning the division ever so slightly.

Well there we go. I learned something today.
Has Nate Silver weighed in yet?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: morpheus on August 18, 2016, 09:49:47 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2016, 09:11:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 18, 2016, 09:10:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2016, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 18, 2016, 05:05:19 AM
Assuming for a moment that the Cubs can manage to go 22-21 the rest of the way (and they have 17 games still to come against the Brewers, Reds, Rockies and Padres), the Tards would need to go 35-7 (.833) in their remaining games to win the division.  Pissburgh would need to go 37-7 (.841).

Just sayin'.

Fangraphs has the Cubs chances of winning the division at 99.8%. Baseball Prospectus has them at 99.9%. I think it's gonna work out.

I do wonder how their % on fangraphs has gone down in the last week. They were at 99.9% going into the series vs the Cardinals up by 12 games, and since then they've increased their lead in the division by half a game and the magic number has only gone down. Not sure how they could be less likely to win the division now than they were then. Not like it matters, I'm just not a math person and would like to know why the formula dinged them ever so slightly for this last week.

I assume you're using this (http://www.fangraphs.com/coolstandings.aspx).  Looking at historical projections:

On 8/12: Cubs 99.9%, all others showing 0.0% due to rounding.

On 8/18: Cubs 99.8%, Cardinals 0.1%, Pirates 0.1%

Fangraphs is using a monte carlo simulation (I would guess, anyway) that does thousands of runs, simulating each team's performance for the rest of the season.  Based on that assumption, it appears to me that both the Cardinals and Pirates have increased their probabilities of winning the division slightly based on their relative performance the past few games.  Over their past 4 games the Pirates have gone 4-0 scoring 11,8,4,6 runs respectively.  Cardinals 4-0, scoring 8,6,8,8.  Cubs have gone 3-1, scoring 4,4,4,6.  This probably means that at the margin, the Cardinals and Pirates are projected to score slightly more runs than before, which would up their chances of winning the division ever so slightly.

Well there we go. I learned something today.

I was interested so I did a little more research: http://www.fangraphs.com/community/how-well-did-the-fangraphs-playoff-odds-work/ (http://www.fangraphs.com/community/how-well-did-the-fangraphs-playoff-odds-work/)

QuoteOne of the more fan-accessible advanced stats are playoff odds [technically postseason probabilities]. Playoff odds range from 0% – 100% telling the fan the probability that a certain team will reach the MLB postseason. These are determined by creating a Monte Carlo simulation which runs the baseball season thousands of times [10,000 times specifically for FanGraphs]. In those simulations, if a team reaches the postseason 5,000 times, then the team is predicted to have a 50% probability for making the postseason. FanGraphs runs these every day, so playoff odds can be collected every day and show the story of a team's season if they are graphed.

So there you go. They apply the same principle to winning the division, etc.  They simply re-run the simulations daily for the rest of the season, using the end of the previous day as a starting point, and (probably) updating parameters based on actual performance to date.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 18, 2016, 09:55:21 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2016, 09:11:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 18, 2016, 09:10:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2016, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 18, 2016, 05:05:19 AM
Assuming for a moment that the Cubs can manage to go 22-21 the rest of the way (and they have 17 games still to come against the Brewers, Reds, Rockies and Padres), the Tards would need to go 35-7 (.833) in their remaining games to win the division.  Pissburgh would need to go 37-7 (.841).

Just sayin'.

Fangraphs has the Cubs chances of winning the division at 99.8%. Baseball Prospectus has them at 99.9%. I think it's gonna work out.

I do wonder how their % on fangraphs has gone down in the last week. They were at 99.9% going into the series vs the Cardinals up by 12 games, and since then they've increased their lead in the division by half a game and the magic number has only gone down. Not sure how they could be less likely to win the division now than they were then. Not like it matters, I'm just not a math person and would like to know why the formula dinged them ever so slightly for this last week.

I assume you're using this (http://www.fangraphs.com/coolstandings.aspx).  Looking at historical projections:

On 8/12: Cubs 99.9%, all others showing 0.0% due to rounding.

On 8/18: Cubs 99.8%, Cardinals 0.1%, Pirates 0.1%

Fangraphs is using a monte carlo simulation (I would guess, anyway) that does thousands of runs, simulating each team's performance for the rest of the season.  Based on that assumption, it appears to me that both the Cardinals and Pirates have increased their probabilities of winning the division slightly based on their relative performance the past few games.  Over their past 4 games the Pirates have gone 4-0 scoring 11,8,4,6 runs respectively.  Cardinals 4-0, scoring 8,6,8,8.  Cubs have gone 3-1, scoring 4,4,4,6.  This probably means that at the margin, the Cardinals and Pirates are projected to score slightly more runs than before, which would up their chances of winning the division ever so slightly.

Well there we go. I learned something today.

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Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on August 18, 2016, 10:31:03 AM
Quote from: CBStew on August 18, 2016, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2016, 09:11:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 18, 2016, 09:10:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2016, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 18, 2016, 05:05:19 AM
Assuming for a moment that the Cubs can manage to go 22-21 the rest of the way (and they have 17 games still to come against the Brewers, Reds, Rockies and Padres), the Tards would need to go 35-7 (.833) in their remaining games to win the division.  Pissburgh would need to go 37-7 (.841).

Just sayin'.

Fangraphs has the Cubs chances of winning the division at 99.8%. Baseball Prospectus has them at 99.9%. I think it's gonna work out.

I do wonder how their % on fangraphs has gone down in the last week. They were at 99.9% going into the series vs the Cardinals up by 12 games, and since then they've increased their lead in the division by half a game and the magic number has only gone down. Not sure how they could be less likely to win the division now than they were then. Not like it matters, I'm just not a math person and would like to know why the formula dinged them ever so slightly for this last week.

I assume you're using this (http://www.fangraphs.com/coolstandings.aspx).  Looking at historical projections:

On 8/12: Cubs 99.9%, all others showing 0.0% due to rounding.

On 8/18: Cubs 99.8%, Cardinals 0.1%, Pirates 0.1%

Fangraphs is using a monte carlo simulation (I would guess, anyway) that does thousands of runs, simulating each team's performance for the rest of the season.  Based on that assumption, it appears to me that both the Cardinals and Pirates have increased their probabilities of winning the division slightly based on their relative performance the past few games.  Over their past 4 games the Pirates have gone 4-0 scoring 11,8,4,6 runs respectively.  Cardinals 4-0, scoring 8,6,8,8.  Cubs have gone 3-1, scoring 4,4,4,6.  This probably means that at the margin, the Cardinals and Pirates are projected to score slightly more runs than before, which would up their chances of winning the division ever so slightly.

Well there we go. I learned something today.
Has Nate Silver weighed in yet?

Yes: 183 lbs. /Chorkjoke
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 18, 2016, 10:42:19 AM
Magic numbers:

31 for the division.
38 for best overall in NL.

We'd all be shooting population porridge like an army of Peter Norths if we were at this stage in September 1, which is still 2 weeks away.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 18, 2016, 10:47:16 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 18, 2016, 10:42:19 AM
Magic numbers:

31 for the division.
38 for best overall in NL.

We'd all be shooting population porridge like an army of Peter Norths if we were at this stage in September 1, which is still 2 weeks away.

I am looking forward to them clinching early enough that they can rest the rotation. A well rested Jake in the playoffs will hopefully be a much different beast than the NLDS/NLCS tired Jake we got last year.

Of course if they lose we can look forward to narratives about how Joe went too easy on them after they clinched and then they lost their edge.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tony on August 18, 2016, 10:59:33 AM
Speaking of a well rested starting rotation.... what are they going to do with all 5 of these Cy Young contenders come playoff time?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 18, 2016, 11:00:28 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 18, 2016, 10:59:33 AM
Speaking of a well rested starting rotation.... what are they going to do with all 5 of these Cy Young contenders come playoff time?

I think I'd go Arrieta - Lester - Hendricks - Hamel, and let Lackey watch bitterly from the dugout.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on August 18, 2016, 11:01:29 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 18, 2016, 10:42:19 AMWe'd all be shooting population porridge like an army of Peter Norths

Delete your account
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 18, 2016, 11:02:04 AM
If Hammel can keep this up I'd start him over Lackey, but I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Joe tells John he's not in the playoff rotation.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 18, 2016, 11:10:24 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 18, 2016, 11:01:29 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 18, 2016, 10:42:19 AMWe'd all be shooting population porridge like an army of Peter Norths

Delete your account
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tony on August 18, 2016, 12:51:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2016, 11:02:04 AM
If Hammel can keep this up I'd start him over Lackey, but I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Joe tells John he's not in the playoff rotation.

He can tell Lackey right after he tells Heyward that Bryant is playing right with Jorge in left.

Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on August 18, 2016, 01:08:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 18, 2016, 11:01:29 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 18, 2016, 10:42:19 AMWe'd all be shooting population porridge like an army of Peter Norths

Delete your account

That was weird even by Fork standards.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tony on August 18, 2016, 01:30:59 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 18, 2016, 01:08:13 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 18, 2016, 11:01:29 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 18, 2016, 10:42:19 AMWe'd all be shooting population porridge like an army of Peter Norths

Delete your account

That was weird even by Fork standards.

Yeah it should have been platoon instead of army. The alliteration would have sounded better.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on August 18, 2016, 02:34:55 PM
Matt Szczur is good. Matt Szczur is good? Matt Szczur is good.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 18, 2016, 04:04:16 PM
WTF's up with all these damn walks? Have they been that wild, umps squeezing them or combo? Cuz I honestly can't remember the last time I saw them give out 10.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on August 18, 2016, 04:41:04 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 18, 2016, 04:04:16 PM
WTF's up with all these damn walks? Have they been that wild, umps squeezing them or combo? Cuz I honestly can't remember the last time I saw them give out 10.

2014-07-23                                     
2012-05-11                                     
2011-06-18                                     
2011-04-22                                     
2010-09-26                                     
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Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on August 18, 2016, 04:53:55 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2016, 04:41:04 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 18, 2016, 04:04:16 PM
WTF's up with all these damn walks? Have they been that wild, umps squeezing them or combo? Cuz I honestly can't remember the last time I saw them give out 10.

2014-07-23 (Lost 8-3)                          
2012-05-11 (Lost 8-7 in 13 innings)                    
2011-06-18 (Lost 4-3)  
2011-04-22 (Lost 12-2)                      
2010-09-26 (Lost 8-7)                    
2010-08-09 (Lost 4-3)                      
2009-04-29 (Lost 10-0)                                
2007-08-03 (Lost 6-2)


Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 18, 2016, 05:01:17 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 18, 2016, 04:53:55 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2016, 04:41:04 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 18, 2016, 04:04:16 PM
WTF's up with all these damn walks? Have they been that wild, umps squeezing them or combo? Cuz I honestly can't remember the last time I saw them give out 10.

2014-07-23 (Lost 8-3)                          
2012-05-11 (Lost 8-7 in 13 innings)                    
2011-06-18 (Lost 4-3)  
2011-04-22 (Lost 12-2)                      
2010-09-26 (Lost 8-7)                    
2010-08-09 (Lost 4-3)                      
2009-04-29 (Lost 10-0)                                
2007-08-03 (Lost 6-2)



2016-08-18 (WON 9-6)

Cubs Voodoo Magic?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 19, 2016, 12:17:13 AM
I wasn't talking about the trash we basically put on the mound from '11-13, I was talking about this current staff of the last 2 years which's been pretty damn good and not especially prone to a ton of walks, but point taken about the last decade. I just don't expect it from this group.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 19, 2016, 08:35:14 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 18, 2016, 04:04:16 PM
WTF's up with all these damn walks? Have they been that wild, umps squeezing them or combo? Cuz I honestly can't remember the last time I saw them give out 10.

Radio speculation this AM that it's a Contreras-behind-the-plate thing.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 19, 2016, 08:48:36 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 19, 2016, 08:35:14 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 18, 2016, 04:04:16 PM
WTF's up with all these damn walks? Have they been that wild, umps squeezing them or combo? Cuz I honestly can't remember the last time I saw them give out 10.

Radio speculation this AM that it's a Contreras-behind-the-plate thing.

Was it Willson's fault when Jake couldn't throw a strike for an entire month before the ASB when Montero was catching him?

Willson had caught 8 games during this team's 18-3 run before yesterday, and the staff had allowed a whopping 2.5 R/G and had allowed 16 walks total (4 of them by Edwards during his meltdown) in those 8 games.

Jake and Maddon both said Willson did a great job and had nothing to do with it, and sure, you expect them to pick up their guy, but really there's zero evidence for this being Willson's fault, especially since control has been an issue for Jake all season long. Why are the people who talk about sports in this town so fucking dumb.

Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 19, 2016, 09:04:26 AM
DPD,

Per Baseball Prospectus' Framing Runs statistic Miguel has been worth 7.9 framing runs above average with 2879 framing chances. Willson has been worth 1.9 Framing Runs above average with 1325 chances. So if Willson held steady, given the same number of chances you'd expect his framing to be worth about 3 runs less than Montero's, although his throwing and overall defense has been better. As you'd expect the veteran is a better framer than the rookie but the gap is not so wide that it would explain ten walks, especially when Jake was nowhere close on a number of those, and especially when Jake has averaged 3.5 BB/9 this year while mostly throwing to the Almighty Framer himself.

This narrative is bullshit.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on August 19, 2016, 09:19:51 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 19, 2016, 08:48:36 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 19, 2016, 08:35:14 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 18, 2016, 04:04:16 PM
WTF's up with all these damn walks? Have they been that wild, umps squeezing them or combo? Cuz I honestly can't remember the last time I saw them give out 10.

Radio speculation this AM that it's a Contreras-behind-the-plate thing.

Was it Willson's fault when Jake couldn't throw a strike for an entire month before the ASB when Montero was catching him?

Willson had caught 8 games during this team's 18-3 run before yesterday, and the staff had allowed a whopping 2.5 R/G and had allowed 16 walks total (4 of them by Edwards during his meltdown) in those 8 games.

Jake and Maddon both said Willson did a great job and had nothing to do with it, and sure, you expect them to pick up their guy, but really there's zero evidence for this being Willson's fault, especially since control has been an issue for Jake all season long. Why are the people who talk about sports in this town so fucking dumb.



Contreras has been about average as far as framing goes. Maldonado is a pretty good framer (about on par with Montero/Ross), so the rustled jimmies may have been due to watching the contrast between Maldonado picking up a call here and there (which he did/was) and Contreras just ... not.

The Cubs were getting squeezed a bit yesterday. I counted about 6 out of 13 pitches b/w Arrieta and Patton that were taken on the black where the ump called ball. Maldonado got strikes called on all 10 of his. One or two of Willson's were cross-ups/misses (e.g. Willson set up low and Patton's first pitch to Broxton was up) but the majority of them were just squeezes. There wasn't anything really bad in terms of technique, so just chalk it up to statistical noise.

Looking back over the list, really, the only one of those that hurt them directly was the Broxton pitch because it walked in a run.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: morpheus on August 19, 2016, 09:32:48 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 19, 2016, 09:19:51 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 19, 2016, 08:48:36 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 19, 2016, 08:35:14 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 18, 2016, 04:04:16 PM
WTF's up with all these damn walks? Have they been that wild, umps squeezing them or combo? Cuz I honestly can't remember the last time I saw them give out 10.

Radio speculation this AM that it's a Contreras-behind-the-plate thing.

Was it Willson's fault when Jake couldn't throw a strike for an entire month before the ASB when Montero was catching him?

Willson had caught 8 games during this team's 18-3 run before yesterday, and the staff had allowed a whopping 2.5 R/G and had allowed 16 walks total (4 of them by Edwards during his meltdown) in those 8 games.

Jake and Maddon both said Willson did a great job and had nothing to do with it, and sure, you expect them to pick up their guy, but really there's zero evidence for this being Willson's fault, especially since control has been an issue for Jake all season long. Why are the people who talk about sports in this town so fucking dumb.



Contreras has been about average as far as framing goes. Maldonado is a pretty good framer (about on par with Montero/Ross), so the rustled jimmies may have been due to watching the contrast between Maldonado picking up a call here and there (which he did/was) and Contreras just ... not.

The Cubs were getting squeezed a bit yesterday. I counted about 6 out of 13 pitches b/w Arrieta and Patton that were taken on the black where the ump called ball. Maldonado got strikes called on all 10 of his. One or two of Willson's were cross-ups/misses (e.g. Willson set up low and Patton's first pitch to Broxton was up) but the majority of them were just squeezes. There wasn't anything really bad in terms of technique, so just chalk it up to statistical noise.

Looking back over the list, really, the only one of those that hurt them directly was the Broxton pitch because it walked in a run.

Pitchf/x agrees with your assessment of the Cubs getting squeezed a little. Just take the two starting pitchers:

(http://www.brooksbaseball.net/pfxVB/location.php?pitchSel=453562&game=gid_2016_08_18_milmlb_chnmlb_1/&batterX=&innings=yyyyyyyyy&sp_type=1&s_type=&league=mlb&pnf=&zlpo=)

(http://www.brooksbaseball.net/pfxVB/location.php?pitchSel=605200&game=gid_2016_08_18_milmlb_chnmlb_1/&batterX=&innings=yyyyyyyyy&sp_type=1&s_type=&league=mlb&pnf=&zlpo=)

An awful lot of green dots inside the box for Arrieta vs. Davies.  Patton and Grimm didn't throw enough pitches to see the same sort of effect.  Chapman had 1-2 that were borderline that were called balls, but his pitches are admittedly harder to see.

See for yourself at Pitchf/x (http://www.brooksbaseball.net/pfxVB/pfx.php?month=8&day=18&year=2016&game=gid_2016_08_18_milmlb_chnmlb_1%2F&prevGame=gid_2016_08_19_arimlb_sdnmlb_1%2F&prevDate=818&league=mlb).

At any rate, "statistical noise" as you put it is probably the real explanation here.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 19, 2016, 12:23:02 PM
Lackey and Rondon to the DL (team insists both moves are precautionary) and Rob Zastryzny and Felix Pena recalled up to replace them.

Really hope they aren't lying about Rondon. Zastryzny has underwhelming numbers overall but apparently has good stuff and has really good of late. He'll also be the first starting pitching prospect drafted/signed by the Theo Administration to make a big league appearance.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on August 19, 2016, 12:27:35 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 19, 2016, 12:23:02 PM
Lackey and Rondon to the DL (team insists both moves are precautionary) and Rob Zastryzny and Felix Pena recalled up to replace them.

Really hope they aren't lying about Rondon. Zastryzny has underwhelming numbers overall but apparently has good stuff and has really good of late. He'll also be the first starting pitching prospect drafted/signed by the Theo Administration to make a big league appearance.

If something serious is wrong with Rondon, my gut says Papelbon would be in Denver tonight.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 19, 2016, 12:29:55 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 19, 2016, 12:27:35 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 19, 2016, 12:23:02 PM
Lackey and Rondon to the DL (team insists both moves are precautionary) and Rob Zastryzny and Felix Pena recalled up to replace them.

Really hope they aren't lying about Rondon. Zastryzny has underwhelming numbers overall but apparently has good stuff and has really good of late. He'll also be the first starting pitching prospect drafted/signed by the Theo Administration to make a big league appearance.

If something serious is wrong with Rondon, my gut says Papelbon would be in Denver tonight.

I heard the A's and Brewers are in a bidding war for him as they look to add his services for their deep playoff runs.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 19, 2016, 12:31:07 PM
Well it's good to know it wasn't a real issue with Willson's framing. Even if for the next yr or so he's only half as good as Montero at it, I'm sure everyone would be fine with that considering his arm/defense/offense is WAY better than what Montero's doing.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on August 19, 2016, 12:51:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 19, 2016, 12:29:55 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 19, 2016, 12:27:35 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 19, 2016, 12:23:02 PM
Lackey and Rondon to the DL (team insists both moves are precautionary) and Rob Zastryzny and Felix Pena recalled up to replace them.

Really hope they aren't lying about Rondon. Zastryzny has underwhelming numbers overall but apparently has good stuff and has really good of late. He'll also be the first starting pitching prospect drafted/signed by the Theo Administration to make a big league appearance.

If something serious is wrong with Rondon, my gut says Papelbon would be in Denver tonight.

I heard the A's and Brewers are in a bidding war for him as they look to add his services for their deep playoff runs.

Very true. Why wouldn't the A's or Brewers want to take a flyer on him, too? He'll cost very little and if he continues to be a prick, the cost of dumping him is minimal, too.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 19, 2016, 01:07:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 19, 2016, 12:29:55 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 19, 2016, 12:27:35 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 19, 2016, 12:23:02 PM
Lackey and Rondon to the DL (team insists both moves are precautionary) and Rob Zastryzny and Felix Pena recalled up to replace them.

Really hope they aren't lying about Rondon. Zastryzny has underwhelming numbers overall but apparently has good stuff and has really good of late. He'll also be the first starting pitching prospect drafted/signed by the Theo Administration to make a big league appearance.

If something serious is wrong with Rondon, my gut says Papelbon would be in Denver tonight.

I heard the A's and Brewers are in a bidding war for him as they look to add his services for their deep playoff runs.

What's funny to me is that Papelbon had demanded a trade from Philadelphia because they weren't competitive. "I signed up with a team that won 102 games, and I expected certain things. It didn't happen, and I've tried to ride that ship and keep my mouth shut as much as I can. But it's time for the Phillies to you s--- or get off the pot."

So they trade him to a competitive team that has as good a chance as anybody not named the Cubs of getting to the World Series, and because they made the competitive choice of demoting him to middle relief in favour of an actually effective closer, Mr. Competitive demanded to be released ... which will likely result in his pitching for a team that has a better shot at winning a scratch off than reaching the playoffs.

Stay classy, Paps.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 20, 2016, 12:36:11 PM
After last night's game I'm convinced that the optimal Cubs team has Baez at 3B and Bryant in LF.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 20, 2016, 06:02:36 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on August 20, 2016, 12:36:11 PM
After last night's game I'm convinced that the optimal Cubs team has Baez at 3B and Bryant in LF.

Why not Baez at 2B and Zobrist in left?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 20, 2016, 10:25:57 PM
Huge effort from Montgomery and Cahill to spare having to dig into that bullpen after last night. Cahill's looking pretty good since coming off of the DL. Is that calm and rational enough for you Bort, or do I need to provide stats to back up that opinion or I'm a meatball? Just curious.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 21, 2016, 12:47:58 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 20, 2016, 10:25:57 PM
Huge effort from Montgomery and Cahill to spare having to dig into that bullpen after last night. Cahill's looking pretty good since coming off of the DL. Is that calm and rational enough for you Bort, or do I need to provide stats to back up that opinion or I'm a meatball? Just curious.

B u t t h u r t . . . . . .
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on August 21, 2016, 09:58:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 21, 2016, 12:47:58 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 20, 2016, 10:25:57 PM
Huge effort from Montgomery and Cahill to spare having to dig into that bullpen after last night. Cahill's looking pretty good since coming off of the DL. Is that calm and rational enough for you Bort, or do I need to provide stats to back up that opinion or I'm a meatball? Just curious.

B u t t h u r t . . . . . .

Seriously. Get over it, dude. I'm not saying anything anyone else isn't.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 21, 2016, 12:19:27 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on August 20, 2016, 12:36:11 PM
After last night's game I'm convinced that the optimal Cubs team has Baez at 3B and Bryant in LF.

You got your wish for today's lineup Cannon. As an added bonus, no Miggy or Heyward. I really hope that Heyward's just having a really shitty yr and turns it around offensively next yr, or even after these days off.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 22, 2016, 08:08:40 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 21, 2016, 12:19:27 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on August 20, 2016, 12:36:11 PM
After last night's game I'm convinced that the optimal Cubs team has Baez at 3B and Bryant in LF.

You got your wish for today's lineup Cannon. As an added bonus, no Miggy or Heyward. I really hope that Heyward's just having a really shitty yr and turns it around offensively next yr, or even after these days off.

Is this part of a bit that I'm missing?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 22, 2016, 11:06:45 PM
I will admit when it comes to baseball I'm your typical meatball in that I love watching offense and basically suffer through the defensive half of our innings. BUT, watching this version of the Cubs it's almost evened up for me. Granted none of us has ever seen as ridiculous a starting staff with this franchise, but it's fun to watch these 5 pick apart and make opposing hitters look stupid most nights.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 06:00:38 AM
Those OBPs sitting at the top of the lineup:
Fowler: .394
Bryant: .390
Rizzo:   .399
Zobrist: .385

Russell needs to pick it up with his measly .335
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on August 23, 2016, 06:43:04 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 22, 2016, 11:06:45 PM
I will admit when it comes to baseball I'm your typical meatball in that I love watching offense and basically suffer through the defensive half of our innings. BUT, watching this version of the Cubs it's almost evened up for me. Granted none of us has ever seen as ridiculous a starting staff with this franchise, but it's fun to watch these 5 pick apart and make opposing hitters look stupid most nights.

It's also fun to watch Javy, and Tony Ballgame, and Russell, and JHey in the field.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 23, 2016, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 06:00:38 AM
Those OBPs sitting at the top of the lineup:
Fowler: .394
Bryant: .390
Rizzo:   .399
Zobrist: .385

Russell needs to pick it up with his measly .335

They have 11 guys likely to be on their postseason roster who all have an OPS+ better than league average (Rizzo/Bryant/Fowler/Zobrist/Russell/Baez/Contreras/Soler/Ross/La Stella/Szczur). The only offensive deadweights on the entire roster are Montero, who has already been benched, Coghlan, who will probably be left off the playoff roster, and Heyward, who at least offers fantastic defense and base running and would make a nice defensive replacement.

It's a damn good roster, I dare say. Easily one of the thirty best in professional baseball.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:41:54 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2016, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 06:00:38 AM
Those OBPs sitting at the top of the lineup:
Fowler: .394
Bryant: .390
Rizzo:   .399
Zobrist: .385

Russell needs to pick it up with his measly .335

They have 11 guys likely to be on their postseason roster who all have an OPS+ better than league average (Rizzo/Bryant/Fowler/Zobrist/Russell/Baez/Contreras/Soler/Ross/La Stella/Szczur). The only offensive deadweights on the entire roster are Montero, who has already been benched, Coghlan, who will probably be left off the playoff roster, and Heyward, who at least offers fantastic defense and base running and would make a nice defensive replacement.

It's a damn good roster, I dare say. Easily one of the thirty best in professional baseball.

Yea, I looked at that this morning, too. I also noticed that all 5 starters have an ERA+ over 100, along with the 5 relievers listed (Rondon, Strop, Grimm, Wood, Cahill) to go with CJ and Aroldis.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on August 23, 2016, 12:43:50 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:41:54 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2016, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 06:00:38 AM
Those OBPs sitting at the top of the lineup:
Fowler: .394
Bryant: .390
Rizzo:   .399
Zobrist: .385

Russell needs to pick it up with his measly .335

They have 11 guys likely to be on their postseason roster who all have an OPS+ better than league average (Rizzo/Bryant/Fowler/Zobrist/Russell/Baez/Contreras/Soler/Ross/La Stella/Szczur). The only offensive deadweights on the entire roster are Montero, who has already been benched, Coghlan, who will probably be left off the playoff roster, and Heyward, who at least offers fantastic defense and base running and would make a nice defensive replacement.

It's a damn good roster, I dare say. Easily one of the thirty best in professional baseball.

Yea, I looked at that this morning, too. I also noticed that all 5 starters have an ERA+ over 100, along with the 5 relievers listed (Rondon, Strop, Grimm, Wood, Cahill) to go with CJ and Aroldis.

Also, the Cubs' bench has the highest WAR in baseball.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
Another fun thing:
The Cubs magic number over the Cardinals is 27. They play each other the from September 12th through the 14th in St Louis.

IF, and this is a big if, the Cubs continue their "Last 30" pace of a .733 WP%, and the Cardinals perform slightly below their season WP% of .54, then the Cubs could potentially clinch the division by the last game of that series. That also assumes the Pirates don't surge and pass the Cardinals.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 23, 2016, 01:23:03 PM
Well there you have it. The Cubs are good.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on August 23, 2016, 01:39:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2016, 01:23:03 PM
Well there you have it. The Cubs are good.

You better bring some stats to back a claim like that up.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on August 23, 2016, 01:57:11 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 23, 2016, 01:39:08 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2016, 01:23:03 PM
Well there you have it. The Cubs are good.

You better bring some stats to back a claim like that up.

Counterpoint: the Cubs suck because they don't do everything right every time and remove all stress.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on August 23, 2016, 05:34:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
Another fun thing:
The Cubs magic number over the Cardinals is 27. They play each other the from September 12th through the 14th in St Louis.

IF, and this is a big if, the Cubs continue their "Last 30" pace of a .733 WP%, and the Cardinals perform slightly below their season WP% of .54, then the Cubs could potentially clinch the division by the last game of that series. That also assumes the Pirates don't surge and pass the Cardinals.
But if the Cubs are winning it doesn't matter what the Pirates do, they will at least remain the same distance apart.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on August 23, 2016, 06:01:32 PM
Quote from: CBStew on August 23, 2016, 05:34:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
Another fun thing:
The Cubs magic number over the Cardinals is 27. They play each other the from September 12th through the 14th in St Louis.

IF, and this is a big if, the Cubs continue their "Last 30" pace of a .733 WP%, and the Cardinals perform slightly below their season WP% of .54, then the Cubs could potentially clinch the division by the last game of that series. That also assumes the Pirates don't surge and pass the Cardinals.
But if the Cubs are winning it doesn't matter what the Pirates do, they will at least remain the same distance apart.

The Cubs are 34 games above .500 now. It's looking like 98 wins will clinch home field advantage through the NLCS unless Washington does something insane.

Right now, assuming the Fighting Jepstinks win 50% of their remaining games: 98 - 64

After the next two games at San Diego, they play three @Dodgers before home series against Pittsburgh and SF (4 games).

It'd be nice if they could go 7-5 or thereabout over those games. That'd give them basically a full month where .500 ball gets them a 99-100 win season.

Would allow them to get healthy, rested, and set the rotation and evaluate/showcase some September call up guys.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on August 23, 2016, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 23, 2016, 06:01:32 PM
Quote from: CBStew on August 23, 2016, 05:34:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
Another fun thing:
The Cubs magic number over the Cardinals is 27. They play each other the from September 12th through the 14th in St Louis.

IF, and this is a big if, the Cubs continue their "Last 30" pace of a .733 WP%, and the Cardinals perform slightly below their season WP% of .54, then the Cubs could potentially clinch the division by the last game of that series. That also assumes the Pirates don't surge and pass the Cardinals.
But if the Cubs are winning it doesn't matter what the Pirates do, they will at least remain the same distance apart.

The Cubs are 34 games above .500 now. It's looking like 98 wins will clinch home field advantage through the NLCS unless Washington does something insane.

Right now, assuming the Fighting Jepstinks win 50% of their remaining games: 98 - 64

After the next two games at San Diego, they play three @Dodgers before home series against Pittsburgh and SF (4 games).

It'd be nice if they could go 7-5 or thereabout over those games. That'd give them basically a full month where .500 ball gets them a 99-100 win season.

Would allow them to get healthy, rested, and set the rotation and evaluate/showcase some September call up guys.


A month of .500 ball would give some around here an ulcer.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 24, 2016, 07:28:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 23, 2016, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 23, 2016, 06:01:32 PM
Quote from: CBStew on August 23, 2016, 05:34:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
Another fun thing:
The Cubs magic number over the Cardinals is 27. They play each other the from September 12th through the 14th in St Louis.

IF, and this is a big if, the Cubs continue their "Last 30" pace of a .733 WP%, and the Cardinals perform slightly below their season WP% of .54, then the Cubs could potentially clinch the division by the last game of that series. That also assumes the Pirates don't surge and pass the Cardinals.
But if the Cubs are winning it doesn't matter what the Pirates do, they will at least remain the same distance apart.

The Cubs are 34 games above .500 now. It's looking like 98 wins will clinch home field advantage through the NLCS unless Washington does something insane.

Right now, assuming the Fighting Jepstinks win 50% of their remaining games: 98 - 64

After the next two games at San Diego, they play three @Dodgers before home series against Pittsburgh and SF (4 games).

It'd be nice if they could go 7-5 or thereabout over those games. That'd give them basically a full month where .500 ball gets them a 99-100 win season.

Would allow them to get healthy, rested, and set the rotation and evaluate/showcase some September call up guys.


A month of .500 ball would give some around here an ulcer.

I'd be fine with it. September should be pretty much completely stress free regardless and I'd love to see guys like Candelario get an extended chance to boost their trade value.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 24, 2016, 08:10:40 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2016, 07:28:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 23, 2016, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 23, 2016, 06:01:32 PM
Quote from: CBStew on August 23, 2016, 05:34:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
Another fun thing:
The Cubs magic number over the Cardinals is 27. They play each other the from September 12th through the 14th in St Louis.

IF, and this is a big if, the Cubs continue their "Last 30" pace of a .733 WP%, and the Cardinals perform slightly below their season WP% of .54, then the Cubs could potentially clinch the division by the last game of that series. That also assumes the Pirates don't surge and pass the Cardinals.
But if the Cubs are winning it doesn't matter what the Pirates do, they will at least remain the same distance apart.

The Cubs are 34 games above .500 now. It's looking like 98 wins will clinch home field advantage through the NLCS unless Washington does something insane.

Right now, assuming the Fighting Jepstinks win 50% of their remaining games: 98 - 64

After the next two games at San Diego, they play three @Dodgers before home series against Pittsburgh and SF (4 games).

It'd be nice if they could go 7-5 or thereabout over those games. That'd give them basically a full month where .500 ball gets them a 99-100 win season.

Would allow them to get healthy, rested, and set the rotation and evaluate/showcase some September call up guys.


A month of .500 ball would give some around here an ulcer.

I'd be fine with it. September should be pretty much completely stress free regardless and I'd love to see guys like Candelario get an extended chance to boost their trade value.

You know he wasn't referring to you there, right?  As astonishing as that might be?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 24, 2016, 08:18:24 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on August 24, 2016, 08:10:40 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2016, 07:28:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 23, 2016, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 23, 2016, 06:01:32 PM
Quote from: CBStew on August 23, 2016, 05:34:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
Another fun thing:
The Cubs magic number over the Cardinals is 27. They play each other the from September 12th through the 14th in St Louis.

IF, and this is a big if, the Cubs continue their "Last 30" pace of a .733 WP%, and the Cardinals perform slightly below their season WP% of .54, then the Cubs could potentially clinch the division by the last game of that series. That also assumes the Pirates don't surge and pass the Cardinals.
But if the Cubs are winning it doesn't matter what the Pirates do, they will at least remain the same distance apart.

The Cubs are 34 games above .500 now. It's looking like 98 wins will clinch home field advantage through the NLCS unless Washington does something insane.

Right now, assuming the Fighting Jepstinks win 50% of their remaining games: 98 - 64

After the next two games at San Diego, they play three @Dodgers before home series against Pittsburgh and SF (4 games).

It'd be nice if they could go 7-5 or thereabout over those games. That'd give them basically a full month where .500 ball gets them a 99-100 win season.

Would allow them to get healthy, rested, and set the rotation and evaluate/showcase some September call up guys.


A month of .500 ball would give some around here an ulcer.

I'd be fine with it. September should be pretty much completely stress free regardless and I'd love to see guys like Candelario get an extended chance to boost their trade value.

You know he wasn't referring to you there, right?  As astonishing as that might be?

I wanted to believe he wasn't, but I'd also know I'd have no right to get offended if he was.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on August 24, 2016, 02:21:55 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2016, 08:18:24 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on August 24, 2016, 08:10:40 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2016, 07:28:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 23, 2016, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 23, 2016, 06:01:32 PM
Quote from: CBStew on August 23, 2016, 05:34:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
Another fun thing:
The Cubs magic number over the Cardinals is 27. They play each other the from September 12th through the 14th in St Louis.

IF, and this is a big if, the Cubs continue their "Last 30" pace of a .733 WP%, and the Cardinals perform slightly below their season WP% of .54, then the Cubs could potentially clinch the division by the last game of that series. That also assumes the Pirates don't surge and pass the Cardinals.
But if the Cubs are winning it doesn't matter what the Pirates do, they will at least remain the same distance apart.

The Cubs are 34 games above .500 now. It's looking like 98 wins will clinch home field advantage through the NLCS unless Washington does something insane.

Right now, assuming the Fighting Jepstinks win 50% of their remaining games: 98 - 64

After the next two games at San Diego, they play three @Dodgers before home series against Pittsburgh and SF (4 games).

It'd be nice if they could go 7-5 or thereabout over those games. That'd give them basically a full month where .500 ball gets them a 99-100 win season.

Would allow them to get healthy, rested, and set the rotation and evaluate/showcase some September call up guys.


A month of .500 ball would give some around here an ulcer.

I'd be fine with it. September should be pretty much completely stress free regardless and I'd love to see guys like Candelario get an extended chance to boost their trade value.

You know he wasn't referring to you there, right?  As astonishing as that might be?

I wanted to believe he wasn't, but I'd also know I'd have no right to get offended if he was.

I read that thinking SKO was, at minimum, 1B there.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on August 24, 2016, 02:25:22 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 24, 2016, 02:21:55 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2016, 08:18:24 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on August 24, 2016, 08:10:40 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2016, 07:28:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 23, 2016, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 23, 2016, 06:01:32 PM
Quote from: CBStew on August 23, 2016, 05:34:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
Another fun thing:
The Cubs magic number over the Cardinals is 27. They play each other the from September 12th through the 14th in St Louis.

IF, and this is a big if, the Cubs continue their "Last 30" pace of a .733 WP%, and the Cardinals perform slightly below their season WP% of .54, then the Cubs could potentially clinch the division by the last game of that series. That also assumes the Pirates don't surge and pass the Cardinals.
But if the Cubs are winning it doesn't matter what the Pirates do, they will at least remain the same distance apart.

The Cubs are 34 games above .500 now. It's looking like 98 wins will clinch home field advantage through the NLCS unless Washington does something insane.

Right now, assuming the Fighting Jepstinks win 50% of their remaining games: 98 - 64

After the next two games at San Diego, they play three @Dodgers before home series against Pittsburgh and SF (4 games).

It'd be nice if they could go 7-5 or thereabout over those games. That'd give them basically a full month where .500 ball gets them a 99-100 win season.

Would allow them to get healthy, rested, and set the rotation and evaluate/showcase some September call up guys.


A month of .500 ball would give some around here an ulcer.

I'd be fine with it. September should be pretty much completely stress free regardless and I'd love to see guys like Candelario get an extended chance to boost their trade value.

You know he wasn't referring to you there, right?  As astonishing as that might be?

I wanted to believe he wasn't, but I'd also know I'd have no right to get offended if he was.

I read that thinking SKO was, at minimum, 1B there.
Look, I've defended SKO in the past, but I'm not letting him get to first base.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 24, 2016, 02:26:33 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 24, 2016, 02:25:22 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 24, 2016, 02:21:55 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2016, 08:18:24 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on August 24, 2016, 08:10:40 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2016, 07:28:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 23, 2016, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 23, 2016, 06:01:32 PM
Quote from: CBStew on August 23, 2016, 05:34:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
Another fun thing:
The Cubs magic number over the Cardinals is 27. They play each other the from September 12th through the 14th in St Louis.

IF, and this is a big if, the Cubs continue their "Last 30" pace of a .733 WP%, and the Cardinals perform slightly below their season WP% of .54, then the Cubs could potentially clinch the division by the last game of that series. That also assumes the Pirates don't surge and pass the Cardinals.
But if the Cubs are winning it doesn't matter what the Pirates do, they will at least remain the same distance apart.

The Cubs are 34 games above .500 now. It's looking like 98 wins will clinch home field advantage through the NLCS unless Washington does something insane.

Right now, assuming the Fighting Jepstinks win 50% of their remaining games: 98 - 64

After the next two games at San Diego, they play three @Dodgers before home series against Pittsburgh and SF (4 games).

It'd be nice if they could go 7-5 or thereabout over those games. That'd give them basically a full month where .500 ball gets them a 99-100 win season.

Would allow them to get healthy, rested, and set the rotation and evaluate/showcase some September call up guys.


A month of .500 ball would give some around here an ulcer.

I'd be fine with it. September should be pretty much completely stress free regardless and I'd love to see guys like Candelario get an extended chance to boost their trade value.

You know he wasn't referring to you there, right?  As astonishing as that might be?

I wanted to believe he wasn't, but I'd also know I'd have no right to get offended if he was.

I read that thinking SKO was, at minimum, 1B there.
Look, I've defended SKO in the past, but I'm not letting him get to first base.

So that really was just the laudanum talking that night.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on August 24, 2016, 02:27:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2016, 02:26:33 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 24, 2016, 02:25:22 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 24, 2016, 02:21:55 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2016, 08:18:24 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on August 24, 2016, 08:10:40 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 24, 2016, 07:28:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 23, 2016, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 23, 2016, 06:01:32 PM
Quote from: CBStew on August 23, 2016, 05:34:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
Another fun thing:
The Cubs magic number over the Cardinals is 27. They play each other the from September 12th through the 14th in St Louis.

IF, and this is a big if, the Cubs continue their "Last 30" pace of a .733 WP%, and the Cardinals perform slightly below their season WP% of .54, then the Cubs could potentially clinch the division by the last game of that series. That also assumes the Pirates don't surge and pass the Cardinals.
But if the Cubs are winning it doesn't matter what the Pirates do, they will at least remain the same distance apart.

The Cubs are 34 games above .500 now. It's looking like 98 wins will clinch home field advantage through the NLCS unless Washington does something insane.

Right now, assuming the Fighting Jepstinks win 50% of their remaining games: 98 - 64

After the next two games at San Diego, they play three @Dodgers before home series against Pittsburgh and SF (4 games).

It'd be nice if they could go 7-5 or thereabout over those games. That'd give them basically a full month where .500 ball gets them a 99-100 win season.

Would allow them to get healthy, rested, and set the rotation and evaluate/showcase some September call up guys.


A month of .500 ball would give some around here an ulcer.

I'd be fine with it. September should be pretty much completely stress free regardless and I'd love to see guys like Candelario get an extended chance to boost their trade value.

You know he wasn't referring to you there, right?  As astonishing as that might be?

I wanted to believe he wasn't, but I'd also know I'd have no right to get offended if he was.

I read that thinking SKO was, at minimum, 1B there.
Look, I've defended SKO in the past, but I'm not letting him get to first base.

So that really was just the laudanum talking that night.

At this point, I'm more laudanum than man.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 26, 2016, 10:35:21 PM
They're looking a little sloppy against a potential playoff opponent. DOOM AND PANIC! PANIC AND DOOM!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 27, 2016, 03:51:36 PM
Could Zobrist stop with the bunts
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 27, 2016, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 27, 2016, 03:51:36 PM
Could Zobrist stop with the bunts

Seriously. Vin was saying he does whatever they ask, they put the bunt sign down and he does his job, but I'm pretty sure no one was telling him to bunt. I guess he just doesn't see Urias very well.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 27, 2016, 04:51:22 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 27, 2016, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 27, 2016, 03:51:36 PM
Could Zobrist stop with the bunts

Seriously. Vin was saying he does whatever they ask, they put the bunt sign down and he does his job, but I'm pretty sure no one was telling him to bunt. I guess he just doesn't see Urias very well.

He determined that in his first career AB against him?  That's the confidence I want in my cleanup hitter
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Armchair_QB on August 27, 2016, 04:59:13 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 27, 2016, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 27, 2016, 03:51:36 PM
Could Zobrist stop with the bunts

Seriously. Vin was saying he does whatever they ask, they put the bunt sign down and he does his job, but I'm pretty sure no one was telling him to bunt. I guess he just doesn't see Urias very well.

Either that or Joe just decided to work on sacrifice bunting during a game because fuck you we have a 14-game lead.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 28, 2016, 08:01:49 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 27, 2016, 04:59:13 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 27, 2016, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 27, 2016, 03:51:36 PM
Could Zobrist stop with the bunts

Seriously. Vin was saying he does whatever they ask, they put the bunt sign down and he does his job, but I'm pretty sure no one was telling him to bunt. I guess he just doesn't see Urias very well.

Either that or Joe just decided to work on sacrifice bunting during a game because fuck you we have a 14-game lead.


FUCK YO ADVANCE SCOUTS!!!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 30, 2016, 12:12:59 AM
This team, man.

And fuck the Pirates, always.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 30, 2016, 09:14:30 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 30, 2016, 12:12:59 AM
This team, man.

And fuck the Pirates, always.

Fans were actually getting a pretty decent "GATORADE" chant going when Rodriguez was at the plate. Kudos.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 09:24:32 AM
So, I grabbed the next 4 games' starters from the MLB at bat app's probables, so it may be wrong, but here's my potential rest of the year rotation to mix in the 6th starter (1 time skipped to balance out). It sets up Arrieta-Lester-Lackey-Hendricks as your 1 through 4. That's been the assumed situation most of the year. One could (and probably should) argue for Hendricks climbing his happy ass up higher.





Wednesday, Aug 31
Thursday, Sep 1
Friday, Sep 2
Saturday, Sep 3
Sunday, Sep 4
Monday, Sep 5
Tuesday, Sep 6
Wednesday, Sep 7
Friday, Sep 9
Saturday, Sep 10
Sunday, Sep 11
Monday, Sep 12
Tuesday, Sep 13
Wednesday, Sep 14
Thursday, Sep 15
Friday, Sep 16
Saturday, Sep 17
Sunday, Sep 18
Monday, Sep 19
Tuesday, Sep 20
Wednesday, Sep 21
Friday, Sep 23
Saturday, Sep 24
Sunday, Sep 25
Monday, Sep 26
Tuesday, Sep 27
Wednesday, Sep 28
Thursday, Sep 29
Friday, Sep 30
Saturday, Oct 1
Sunday, Oct 2
PIT
SFG
SFG
SFG
SFG
MIL
MIL
MIL
HOU
HOU
HOU
STL
STL
STL
MIL
MIL
MIL
MIL
CIN
CIN
CIN
STL
STL
STL
PIT
PIT
PIT
PIT
CIN
CIN
CIN
8:05 PM
8:05 PM
2:20 PM
2:20 PM
2:20 PM
1:10 PM
8:10 PM
8:10 PM
8:10 PM
1:05 PM
8:05 PM
8:15 PM
8:15 PM
1:45 PM
8:05 PM
2:20 PM
4:05 PM
2:20 PM
8:05 PM
8:05 PM
8:05 PM
2:20 PM
1:05 PM
3:33 AM
7:05 PM
7:05 PM
7:05 PM
7:05 PM
7:10 PM
4:10 PM
3:10 PM
Hammel
Montgomery
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Montgomery
Hammel
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Montgomery
Hammel
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Hammel
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Hammel
Montgomery
Arrieta
Lester
Lackey
Hendricks
Hammel
Montgomery
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 31, 2016, 09:28:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 09:24:32 AM
So, I grabbed the next 4 games' starters from the MLB at bat app's probables, so it may be wrong, but here's my potential rest of the year rotation to mix in the 6th starter (1 time skipped to balance out). It sets up Arrieta-Lester-Lackey-Hendricks as your 1 through 4. That's been the assumed situation most of the year. One could (and probably should) argue for Hendricks climbing his happy ass up higher.





Wednesday, Aug 31
Thursday, Sep 1
Friday, Sep 2
Saturday, Sep 3
Sunday, Sep 4
Monday, Sep 5
Tuesday, Sep 6
Wednesday, Sep 7
Friday, Sep 9
Saturday, Sep 10
Sunday, Sep 11
Monday, Sep 12
Tuesday, Sep 13
Wednesday, Sep 14
Thursday, Sep 15
Friday, Sep 16
Saturday, Sep 17
Sunday, Sep 18
Monday, Sep 19
Tuesday, Sep 20
Wednesday, Sep 21
Friday, Sep 23
Saturday, Sep 24
Sunday, Sep 25
Monday, Sep 26
Tuesday, Sep 27
Wednesday, Sep 28
Thursday, Sep 29
Friday, Sep 30
Saturday, Oct 1
Sunday, Oct 2
PIT
SFG
SFG
SFG
SFG
MIL
MIL
MIL
HOU
HOU
HOU
STL
STL
STL
MIL
MIL
MIL
MIL
CIN
CIN
CIN
STL
STL
STL
PIT
PIT
PIT
PIT
CIN
CIN
CIN
8:05 PM
8:05 PM
2:20 PM
2:20 PM
2:20 PM
1:10 PM
8:10 PM
8:10 PM
8:10 PM
1:05 PM
8:05 PM
8:15 PM
8:15 PM
1:45 PM
8:05 PM
2:20 PM
4:05 PM
2:20 PM
8:05 PM
8:05 PM
8:05 PM
2:20 PM
1:05 PM
3:33 AM
7:05 PM
7:05 PM
7:05 PM
7:05 PM
7:10 PM
4:10 PM
3:10 PM
Hammel
Montgomery
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Montgomery
Hammel
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Montgomery
Hammel
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Hammel
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Hammel
Montgomery
Arrieta
Lester
Lackey
Hendricks
Hammel
Montgomery

A commendable effort indeed but I'd bet good money that Hendricks will not only be in the top three starters in the playoffs, he'll start one of the first two home games in the NLDS due to his ridiculous numbers at home this year. I'd bet Arrieta-Hendricks-Lester-Lackey for the NLDS.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:38:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 09:28:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 09:24:32 AM
So, I grabbed the next 4 games' starters from the MLB at bat app's probables, so it may be wrong, but here's my potential rest of the year rotation to mix in the 6th starter (1 time skipped to balance out). It sets up Arrieta-Lester-Lackey-Hendricks as your 1 through 4. That's been the assumed situation most of the year. One could (and probably should) argue for Hendricks climbing his happy ass up higher.





Wednesday, Aug 31
Thursday, Sep 1
Friday, Sep 2
Saturday, Sep 3
Sunday, Sep 4
Monday, Sep 5
Tuesday, Sep 6
Wednesday, Sep 7
Friday, Sep 9
Saturday, Sep 10
Sunday, Sep 11
Monday, Sep 12
Tuesday, Sep 13
Wednesday, Sep 14
Thursday, Sep 15
Friday, Sep 16
Saturday, Sep 17
Sunday, Sep 18
Monday, Sep 19
Tuesday, Sep 20
Wednesday, Sep 21
Friday, Sep 23
Saturday, Sep 24
Sunday, Sep 25
Monday, Sep 26
Tuesday, Sep 27
Wednesday, Sep 28
Thursday, Sep 29
Friday, Sep 30
Saturday, Oct 1
Sunday, Oct 2
PIT
SFG
SFG
SFG
SFG
MIL
MIL
MIL
HOU
HOU
HOU
STL
STL
STL
MIL
MIL
MIL
MIL
CIN
CIN
CIN
STL
STL
STL
PIT
PIT
PIT
PIT
CIN
CIN
CIN
8:05 PM
8:05 PM
2:20 PM
2:20 PM
2:20 PM
1:10 PM
8:10 PM
8:10 PM
8:10 PM
1:05 PM
8:05 PM
8:15 PM
8:15 PM
1:45 PM
8:05 PM
2:20 PM
4:05 PM
2:20 PM
8:05 PM
8:05 PM
8:05 PM
2:20 PM
1:05 PM
3:33 AM
7:05 PM
7:05 PM
7:05 PM
7:05 PM
7:10 PM
4:10 PM
3:10 PM
Hammel
Montgomery
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Montgomery
Hammel
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Montgomery
Hammel
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Hammel
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Hammel
Montgomery
Arrieta
Lester
Lackey
Hendricks
Hammel
Montgomery

A commendable effort indeed but I'd bet good money that Hendricks will not only be in the top three starters in the playoffs, he'll start one of the first two home games in the NLDS due to his ridiculous numbers at home this year. I'd bet Arrieta-Hendricks-Lester-Lackey for the NLDS.

If you're worried about H-R splits, the ideal rotation would be Lester-Lackey-Arrieta-Hendricks.

The weighted ERA average of the A-H-Le-La rotation (based on splits) is 2.871
The weighted ERA average of a Le-La-A-H rotation is 2.656

Also, the rotation I posted originally would have a weighted ERA average of 3.079
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 31, 2016, 10:42:34 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:38:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 09:28:13 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 09:24:32 AM
So, I grabbed the next 4 games' starters from the MLB at bat app's probables, so it may be wrong, but here's my potential rest of the year rotation to mix in the 6th starter (1 time skipped to balance out). It sets up Arrieta-Lester-Lackey-Hendricks as your 1 through 4. That's been the assumed situation most of the year. One could (and probably should) argue for Hendricks climbing his happy ass up higher.





Wednesday, Aug 31
Thursday, Sep 1
Friday, Sep 2
Saturday, Sep 3
Sunday, Sep 4
Monday, Sep 5
Tuesday, Sep 6
Wednesday, Sep 7
Friday, Sep 9
Saturday, Sep 10
Sunday, Sep 11
Monday, Sep 12
Tuesday, Sep 13
Wednesday, Sep 14
Thursday, Sep 15
Friday, Sep 16
Saturday, Sep 17
Sunday, Sep 18
Monday, Sep 19
Tuesday, Sep 20
Wednesday, Sep 21
Friday, Sep 23
Saturday, Sep 24
Sunday, Sep 25
Monday, Sep 26
Tuesday, Sep 27
Wednesday, Sep 28
Thursday, Sep 29
Friday, Sep 30
Saturday, Oct 1
Sunday, Oct 2
PIT
SFG
SFG
SFG
SFG
MIL
MIL
MIL
HOU
HOU
HOU
STL
STL
STL
MIL
MIL
MIL
MIL
CIN
CIN
CIN
STL
STL
STL
PIT
PIT
PIT
PIT
CIN
CIN
CIN
8:05 PM
8:05 PM
2:20 PM
2:20 PM
2:20 PM
1:10 PM
8:10 PM
8:10 PM
8:10 PM
1:05 PM
8:05 PM
8:15 PM
8:15 PM
1:45 PM
8:05 PM
2:20 PM
4:05 PM
2:20 PM
8:05 PM
8:05 PM
8:05 PM
2:20 PM
1:05 PM
3:33 AM
7:05 PM
7:05 PM
7:05 PM
7:05 PM
7:10 PM
4:10 PM
3:10 PM
Hammel
Montgomery
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Montgomery
Hammel
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Montgomery
Hammel
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Hammel
Lester
Arrieta
Lackey
Hendricks
Hammel
Montgomery
Arrieta
Lester
Lackey
Hendricks
Hammel
Montgomery

A commendable effort indeed but I'd bet good money that Hendricks will not only be in the top three starters in the playoffs, he'll start one of the first two home games in the NLDS due to his ridiculous numbers at home this year. I'd bet Arrieta-Hendricks-Lester-Lackey for the NLDS.

If you're worried about H-R splits, the ideal rotation would be Lester-Lackey-Arrieta-Hendricks.

The weighted ERA average of the A-H-Le-La rotation (based on splits) is 2.871
The weighted ERA average of a Le-La-A-H rotation is 2.656

Also, the rotation I posted originally would have a weighted ERA average of 3.079

I am confused, hasn't Hendricks been like historically good at Wrigley this year? Why would you have him start a road game? Or do he and Jake have less pronounced home/road splits than Lackey and Lester?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:54:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 10:42:34 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:38:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 09:28:13 AM

A commendable effort indeed but I'd bet good money that Hendricks will not only be in the top three starters in the playoffs, he'll start one of the first two home games in the NLDS due to his ridiculous numbers at home this year. I'd bet Arrieta-Hendricks-Lester-Lackey for the NLDS.

If you're worried about H-R splits, the ideal rotation would be Lester-Lackey-Arrieta-Hendricks.

The weighted ERA average of the A-H-Le-La rotation (based on splits) is 2.871
The weighted ERA average of a Le-La-A-H rotation is 2.656

Also, the rotation I posted originally would have a weighted ERA average of 3.079

I am confused, hasn't Hendricks been like historically good at Wrigley this year? Why would you have him start a road game? Or do he and Jake have less pronounced home/road splits than Lackey and Lester?

Yes, Hendricks has the best Home ERA at 1.21, but Lackey also has the worst Road ERA, at 4.68.

Basically, I took the overall rotation ERA's averages based on splits. The first 2 guys, I used their home ERA's and IP. The second 2 guys, I used their Road ERA's and IP

Also, it won't matter when Lackey's bad road ERA doesn't even have to be used when the Cubs sweep
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 31, 2016, 12:35:52 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:54:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 10:42:34 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:38:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 09:28:13 AM

A commendable effort indeed but I'd bet good money that Hendricks will not only be in the top three starters in the playoffs, he'll start one of the first two home games in the NLDS due to his ridiculous numbers at home this year. I'd bet Arrieta-Hendricks-Lester-Lackey for the NLDS.

If you're worried about H-R splits, the ideal rotation would be Lester-Lackey-Arrieta-Hendricks.

The weighted ERA average of the A-H-Le-La rotation (based on splits) is 2.871
The weighted ERA average of a Le-La-A-H rotation is 2.656

Also, the rotation I posted originally would have a weighted ERA average of 3.079

I am confused, hasn't Hendricks been like historically good at Wrigley this year? Why would you have him start a road game? Or do he and Jake have less pronounced home/road splits than Lackey and Lester?

Yes, Hendricks has the best Home ERA at 1.21, but Lackey also has the worst Road ERA, at 4.68.

Basically, I took the overall rotation ERA's averages based on splits. The first 2 guys, I used their home ERA's and IP. The second 2 guys, I used their Road ERA's and IP

Also, it won't matter when Lackey's bad road ERA doesn't even have to be used when the Cubs sweep

Back to the original projection, I'd expect Joe to give each starting pitcher at least one skipped start, beginning in mid September.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 12:54:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 31, 2016, 12:35:52 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:54:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 10:42:34 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:38:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 09:28:13 AM

A commendable effort indeed but I'd bet good money that Hendricks will not only be in the top three starters in the playoffs, he'll start one of the first two home games in the NLDS due to his ridiculous numbers at home this year. I'd bet Arrieta-Hendricks-Lester-Lackey for the NLDS.

If you're worried about H-R splits, the ideal rotation would be Lester-Lackey-Arrieta-Hendricks.

The weighted ERA average of the A-H-Le-La rotation (based on splits) is 2.871
The weighted ERA average of a Le-La-A-H rotation is 2.656

Also, the rotation I posted originally would have a weighted ERA average of 3.079

I am confused, hasn't Hendricks been like historically good at Wrigley this year? Why would you have him start a road game? Or do he and Jake have less pronounced home/road splits than Lackey and Lester?

Yes, Hendricks has the best Home ERA at 1.21, but Lackey also has the worst Road ERA, at 4.68.

Basically, I took the overall rotation ERA's averages based on splits. The first 2 guys, I used their home ERA's and IP. The second 2 guys, I used their Road ERA's and IP

Also, it won't matter when Lackey's bad road ERA doesn't even have to be used when the Cubs sweep

Back to the original projection, I'd expect Joe to give each starting pitcher at least one skipped start, beginning in mid September.

With 31 games, you'd expect 6 starts out of each guy. I have 5 for the ones that matter (Arrieta, Lester, Lackey, Hendricks)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on August 31, 2016, 12:56:11 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 12:54:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 31, 2016, 12:35:52 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:54:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 10:42:34 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:38:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 09:28:13 AM

A commendable effort indeed but I'd bet good money that Hendricks will not only be in the top three starters in the playoffs, he'll start one of the first two home games in the NLDS due to his ridiculous numbers at home this year. I'd bet Arrieta-Hendricks-Lester-Lackey for the NLDS.

If you're worried about H-R splits, the ideal rotation would be Lester-Lackey-Arrieta-Hendricks.

The weighted ERA average of the A-H-Le-La rotation (based on splits) is 2.871
The weighted ERA average of a Le-La-A-H rotation is 2.656

Also, the rotation I posted originally would have a weighted ERA average of 3.079

I am confused, hasn't Hendricks been like historically good at Wrigley this year? Why would you have him start a road game? Or do he and Jake have less pronounced home/road splits than Lackey and Lester?

Yes, Hendricks has the best Home ERA at 1.21, but Lackey also has the worst Road ERA, at 4.68.

Basically, I took the overall rotation ERA's averages based on splits. The first 2 guys, I used their home ERA's and IP. The second 2 guys, I used their Road ERA's and IP

Also, it won't matter when Lackey's bad road ERA doesn't even have to be used when the Cubs sweep

Back to the original projection, I'd expect Joe to give each starting pitcher at least one skipped start, beginning in mid September.

With 31 games, you'd expect 6 starts out of each guy. I have 5 for the ones that matter (Arrieta, Lester, Lackey, Hendricks)

Joe's already been reserving a 100 P max limit for the last couple of weeks, wouldn't surprise me to see them go to the 6 man or even piggyback some starters with nobody going more than 5 and Cahill/Zastryzny coming in for 2-3 innings.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 31, 2016, 01:21:41 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 12:56:11 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 12:54:03 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 31, 2016, 12:35:52 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:54:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 10:42:34 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:38:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 09:28:13 AM

A commendable effort indeed but I'd bet good money that Hendricks will not only be in the top three starters in the playoffs, he'll start one of the first two home games in the NLDS due to his ridiculous numbers at home this year. I'd bet Arrieta-Hendricks-Lester-Lackey for the NLDS.

If you're worried about H-R splits, the ideal rotation would be Lester-Lackey-Arrieta-Hendricks.

The weighted ERA average of the A-H-Le-La rotation (based on splits) is 2.871
The weighted ERA average of a Le-La-A-H rotation is 2.656

Also, the rotation I posted originally would have a weighted ERA average of 3.079

I am confused, hasn't Hendricks been like historically good at Wrigley this year? Why would you have him start a road game? Or do he and Jake have less pronounced home/road splits than Lackey and Lester?

Yes, Hendricks has the best Home ERA at 1.21, but Lackey also has the worst Road ERA, at 4.68.

Basically, I took the overall rotation ERA's averages based on splits. The first 2 guys, I used their home ERA's and IP. The second 2 guys, I used their Road ERA's and IP

Also, it won't matter when Lackey's bad road ERA doesn't even have to be used when the Cubs sweep

Back to the original projection, I'd expect Joe to give each starting pitcher at least one skipped start, beginning in mid September.

With 31 games, you'd expect 6 starts out of each guy. I have 5 for the ones that matter (Arrieta, Lester, Lackey, Hendricks)

Joe's already been reserving a 100 P max limit for the last couple of weeks, wouldn't surprise me to see them go to the 6 man or even piggyback some starters with nobody going more than 5 and Cahill/Zastryzny coming in for 2-3 innings.

or whipping out the "bullpen games" like he did last September.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on August 31, 2016, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:54:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 10:42:34 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2016, 10:38:07 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 09:28:13 AM

A commendable effort indeed but I'd bet good money that Hendricks will not only be in the top three starters in the playoffs, he'll start one of the first two home games in the NLDS due to his ridiculous numbers at home this year. I'd bet Arrieta-Hendricks-Lester-Lackey for the NLDS.

If you're worried about H-R splits, the ideal rotation would be Lester-Lackey-Arrieta-Hendricks.

The weighted ERA average of the A-H-Le-La rotation (based on splits) is 2.871
The weighted ERA average of a Le-La-A-H rotation is 2.656

Also, the rotation I posted originally would have a weighted ERA average of 3.079

I am confused, hasn't Hendricks been like historically good at Wrigley this year? Why would you have him start a road game? Or do he and Jake have less pronounced home/road splits than Lackey and Lester?

Yes, Hendricks has the best Home ERA at 1.21, but Lackey also has the worst Road ERA, at 4.68.

Basically, I took the overall rotation ERA's averages based on splits. The first 2 guys, I used their home ERA's and IP. The second 2 guys, I used their Road ERA's and IP

Also, it won't matter when Lackey's bad road ERA doesn't even have to be used when the Cubs sweep

If you want to get really down in the weeds, maybe it should depend on who they're playing. Like, if they end up facing the Dodgers, maybe you want Hendricks pitching in L.A. because that park suppresses offense so much, so his higher rate of contact would play better than Lester or Arrieta there.

It's also possible to overthink this stuff, I guess.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Wheezer on August 31, 2016, 07:20:12 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 31, 2016, 09:28:13 AM
A commendable effort indeed....

It could use some Edward Tufte.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on August 31, 2016, 09:28:59 PM
Instead of bringing brooms to tonight's game, fans should have brought shovels.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on August 31, 2016, 09:53:04 PM
God Strop/Rondon need to get healthy in a hurry. Watching Cahill's dumpy ass come in the last 2-3 games has not been pretty or productive since he finished that game about 2 weeks ago.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on September 01, 2016, 01:24:37 AM
If the Cubs only play .500 ball from now on, they will still reach 100 wins, and the Deadbirds will have to go 30-0 just to tie them.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 01, 2016, 07:34:47 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 01, 2016, 01:24:37 AM
If the Cubs only play .500 ball from now on, they will still reach 100 wins, and the Deadbirds will have to go 30-0 just to tie them.

So you're saying there's a chan---nope nevermind there's really not:
(http://imageshack.com/a/img924/3487/MUR3Ad.png)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on September 01, 2016, 08:09:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2016, 07:34:47 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 01, 2016, 01:24:37 AM
If the Cubs only play .500 ball from now on, they will still reach 100 wins, and the Deadbirds will have to go 30-0 just to tie them.

So you're saying there's a chan---nope nevermind there's really not:
(http://imageshack.com/a/img924/3487/MUR3Ad.png)

But the Cardinals are seriously like a bad rash that just won't go away. Their team has had shit luck this year, and they aren't even particularly deep, and yet they will probably make the post season.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 01, 2016, 08:10:48 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 01, 2016, 08:09:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2016, 07:34:47 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 01, 2016, 01:24:37 AM
If the Cubs only play .500 ball from now on, they will still reach 100 wins, and the Deadbirds will have to go 30-0 just to tie them.

So you're saying there's a chan---nope nevermind there's really not:
(http://imageshack.com/a/img924/3487/MUR3Ad.png)

But the Cardinals are seriously like a bad rash that just won't go away. Their team has had shit luck this year, and they aren't even particularly deep, and yet they will probably make the post season.

Last year was a great argument for the second wildcard with the Cubs winning 97 games and going all of the way to the NLCS. This year is a great argument against the second wildcard with four very flawed teams (Cardinals, Mets, Pirates, Marlins) all mudhumping each other for a shot at 86 wins and the chance of getting their ass handed to them by Madison Bumgarner. As much fun as last year was I still think baseball overall is better without a second WC spot.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on September 01, 2016, 08:24:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2016, 08:10:48 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 01, 2016, 08:09:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2016, 07:34:47 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 01, 2016, 01:24:37 AM
If the Cubs only play .500 ball from now on, they will still reach 100 wins, and the Deadbirds will have to go 30-0 just to tie them.

So you're saying there's a chan---nope nevermind there's really not:
(http://imageshack.com/a/img924/3487/MUR3Ad.png)

But the Cardinals are seriously like a bad rash that just won't go away. Their team has had shit luck this year, and they aren't even particularly deep, and yet they will probably make the post season.

Last year was a great argument for the second wildcard with the Cubs winning 97 games and going all of the way to the NLCS. This year is a great argument against the second wildcard with four very flawed teams (Cardinals, Mets, Pirates, Marlins) all mudhumping each other for a shot at 86 wins and the chance of getting their ass handed to them by Madison Bumgarner. As much fun as last year was I still think baseball overall is better without a second WC spot.

I'd be fine with them dropping the second wild card if they also drop division titles being automatic bids
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 01, 2016, 08:40:30 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 01, 2016, 08:24:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2016, 08:10:48 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 01, 2016, 08:09:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2016, 07:34:47 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 01, 2016, 01:24:37 AM
If the Cubs only play .500 ball from now on, they will still reach 100 wins, and the Deadbirds will have to go 30-0 just to tie them.

So you're saying there's a chan---nope nevermind there's really not:
(http://imageshack.com/a/img924/3487/MUR3Ad.png)

But the Cardinals are seriously like a bad rash that just won't go away. Their team has had shit luck this year, and they aren't even particularly deep, and yet they will probably make the post season.

Last year was a great argument for the second wildcard with the Cubs winning 97 games and going all of the way to the NLCS. This year is a great argument against the second wildcard with four very flawed teams (Cardinals, Mets, Pirates, Marlins) all mudhumping each other for a shot at 86 wins and the chance of getting their ass handed to them by Madison Bumgarner. As much fun as last year was I still think baseball overall is better without a second WC spot.

I'd be fine with them dropping the second wild card if they also drop division titles being automatic bids

I am fine with keeping divisions as an automatic bid, because they're never going to want a situation where maybe both the Dodgers and Giants have a down year and maybe no one on the west coast watches baseball. It adds to rivalries, etc.

I do disagree with giving them homefield advantage over a better wildcard team, though. Seeding should be by record.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on September 01, 2016, 09:51:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2016, 07:34:47 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 01, 2016, 01:24:37 AM
If the Cubs only play .500 ball from now on, they will still reach 100 wins, and the Deadbirds will have to go 30-0 just to tie them.

So you're saying there's a chan---nope nevermind there's really not:
(http://imageshack.com/a/img924/3487/MUR3Ad.png)

0% chance at the wild card?  Epstink is terrible.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on September 01, 2016, 10:19:29 AM
The significant lead over the Cardinals, and the almost certainty of home field advantage, gives Maddon a lot of room to rest his players. I'm looking forward to seeing his choices in the coming weeks.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 01, 2016, 10:20:16 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 01, 2016, 10:19:29 AM
The significant lead over the Cardinals, and the almost certainty of home field advantage, gives Maddon a lot of room to rest his players. I'm looking forward to seeing his choices in the coming weeks.

Going to see a lot of Albert Almora and Jeimer Candelario, I'm guessing. And probably Javy playing every position and pitching a few innings.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on September 01, 2016, 10:47:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2016, 10:20:16 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 01, 2016, 10:19:29 AM
The significant lead over the Cardinals, and the almost certainty of home field advantage, gives Maddon a lot of room to rest his players. I'm looking forward to seeing his choices in the coming weeks.

Going to see a lot of Albert Almora and Jeimer Candelario, I'm guessing. And probably Javy playing every position and pitching a few innings.

I hear he's comparable to Doug Dascenzo.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on September 01, 2016, 12:37:20 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2016, 08:40:30 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 01, 2016, 08:24:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2016, 08:10:48 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 01, 2016, 08:09:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 01, 2016, 07:34:47 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 01, 2016, 01:24:37 AM
If the Cubs only play .500 ball from now on, they will still reach 100 wins, and the Deadbirds will have to go 30-0 just to tie them.

So you're saying there's a chan---nope nevermind there's really not:
(http://imageshack.com/a/img924/3487/MUR3Ad.png)

But the Cardinals are seriously like a bad rash that just won't go away. Their team has had shit luck this year, and they aren't even particularly deep, and yet they will probably make the post season.

Last year was a great argument for the second wildcard with the Cubs winning 97 games and going all of the way to the NLCS. This year is a great argument against the second wildcard with four very flawed teams (Cardinals, Mets, Pirates, Marlins) all mudhumping each other for a shot at 86 wins and the chance of getting their ass handed to them by Madison Bumgarner. As much fun as last year was I still think baseball overall is better without a second WC spot.

I'd be fine with them dropping the second wild card if they also drop division titles being automatic bids

I am fine with keeping divisions as an automatic bid, because they're never going to want a situation where maybe both the Dodgers and Giants have a down year and maybe no one on the west coast watches baseball. It adds to rivalries, etc.

I do disagree with giving them homefield advantage over a better wildcard team, though. Seeding should be by record.

Expand twice more, teams in Montreal (NL) and either Portland or Las Vegas or Vancouver (AL), send the Brewers back to the AL and Houston back to the NL:

NL East
Montreal
Mets
Phillies
Nationals

NL North
Cubs
Cardinals
Pirates
Rockies

NL South
Reds
Houston
Atlanta
Florida

NL West
Dodgers
Giants
Padres
Diamondbacks

AL West
Mariners
A's
Angels
Vegas/Portland/Vancouver

AL South
Rangers
Rays
Royals
Orioles

AL North
White Sox
Twins
Brewers
Tigers

AL East
Boston
Blue Jays
Yankees
Indians

Play division rivals 18 times each (54) and league opponents 8 times each (96) and opponent in division in interleague rotation 3 times each. Then just admit the division winners to the postseason.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 01, 2016, 01:27:11 PM
Here's a fun thought - what if the Giants continue to crater, and St. Louis winds up with the first wild card?

Why is this a fun thought? Check St. Louis' record at home.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on September 01, 2016, 01:38:16 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 01, 2016, 01:27:11 PM
Here's a fun thought - what if the Giants continue to crater, and St. Louis winds up with the first wild card?

Why is this a fun thought? Check St. Louis' record at home.

I would rest easier knowing that they didn't even come close. I want the Cubs knocking them out last year to be the last time they see the postseason for about 40 years.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on September 01, 2016, 02:03:26 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 01, 2016, 01:38:16 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 01, 2016, 01:27:11 PM
Here's a fun thought - what if the Giants continue to crater, and St. Louis winds up with the first wild card?

Why is this a fun thought? Check St. Louis' record at home.

I would rest easier knowing that they didn't even come close. I want the Cubs knocking them out last year to be the last time they see the postseason for about 40 years.

Speaking of St. Louis, anyone up for a roadtrip for the clincher if it's in St. Louis? 9/13 is a night game and 9/14 is a day game.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 01, 2016, 02:53:49 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 01, 2016, 02:03:26 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 01, 2016, 01:38:16 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 01, 2016, 01:27:11 PM
Here's a fun thought - what if the Giants continue to crater, and St. Louis winds up with the first wild card?

Why is this a fun thought? Check St. Louis' record at home.

I would rest easier knowing that they didn't even come close. I want the Cubs knocking them out last year to be the last time they see the postseason for about 40 years.

Speaking of St. Louis, anyone up for a roadtrip for the clincher if it's in St. Louis? 9/13 is a night game and 9/14 is a day game.

It's not going to take that long.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on September 01, 2016, 05:20:30 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 01, 2016, 02:53:49 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 01, 2016, 02:03:26 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 01, 2016, 01:38:16 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 01, 2016, 01:27:11 PM
Here's a fun thought - what if the Giants continue to crater, and St. Louis winds up with the first wild card?

Why is this a fun thought? Check St. Louis' record at home.

I would rest easier knowing that they didn't even come close. I want the Cubs knocking them out last year to be the last time they see the postseason for about 40 years.

Speaking of St. Louis, anyone up for a roadtrip for the clincher if it's in St. Louis? 9/13 is a night game and 9/14 is a day game.

It's not going to take that long.

Only 20 games left (10 for each team) until they play.  8-2 Cubs would take 2-8 from the Cards to clinch before then.  Can't see it.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on September 02, 2016, 04:16:07 PM
40 games over .500, for the first time in our lifetimes.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on September 02, 2016, 04:56:10 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 02, 2016, 04:16:07 PM
40 games over .500, for the first time in our lifetimes.

And I'm guessing this even includes Stew!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on September 02, 2016, 05:00:36 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 02, 2016, 04:56:10 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 02, 2016, 04:16:07 PM
40 games over .500, for the first time in our lifetimes.

And I'm guessing this even includes Stew!
Nope. Finished 1945 98-56.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on September 02, 2016, 08:16:19 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 02, 2016, 05:00:36 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 02, 2016, 04:56:10 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 02, 2016, 04:16:07 PM
40 games over .500, for the first time in our lifetimes.

And I'm guessing this even includes Stew!
Nope. Finished 1945 98-56.

Ah. For some reason, I assumed they had a fairly mediocre record that year despite the pennant because every team sucked.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Brownie on September 02, 2016, 08:31:40 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 02, 2016, 08:16:19 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 02, 2016, 05:00:36 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 02, 2016, 04:56:10 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 02, 2016, 04:16:07 PM
40 games over .500, for the first time in our lifetimes.

And I'm guessing this even includes Stew!
Nope. Finished 1945 98-56.

Ah. For some reason, I assumed they had a fairly mediocre record that year despite the pennant because every team sucked.

Back in the 80s, there was a computer game called Micro League Baseball that I was a bit obsessed with. It was a predecessor to OOTP and a successor to the old Strat-a-matic games. Anyway, the main disk had 26 teams to sample the game: the 27 Yanks, 55 Dodgers, 61 Yanks, 80 Phillies, 75 Reds, and so on. One of the teams was the 45 Cubs and I was stunned how mediocre they were. In reality, they weren't bad. Andy Pafko had a pedestrian year compared to what he became. Cavarretta had a good year -- extra base power and a .355 average. Smiling Stan Hack was pretty good. After that, it was a bunch of garbage.

Except for their pitching: Hank Borowy and Claude Passeau could hold their own.

Anyway, I found the 1945 Cubs so boring, I filled out the mail order and got the 1984 season disk and the general manager's disk so I could beat the shit out of the 27 Yankees and the 82 Cardinals with Sutcliffe every fucking single day, and then I would load the current Cubs up to date with the general manager's disk. So yeah, I preferred going up against the Big Red Machine with the 1986 Cubs than the team that actually played in the World Series.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Hoyas on September 02, 2016, 09:08:39 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 02, 2016, 08:31:40 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 02, 2016, 08:16:19 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 02, 2016, 05:00:36 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 02, 2016, 04:56:10 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 02, 2016, 04:16:07 PM
40 games over .500, for the first time in our lifetimes.

And I'm guessing this even includes Stew!
Nope. Finished 1945 98-56.

Ah. For some reason, I assumed they had a fairly mediocre record that year despite the pennant because every team sucked.

Back in the 80s, there was a computer game called Micro League Baseball that I was a bit obsessed with. It was a predecessor to OOTP and a successor to the old Strat-a-matic games. Anyway, the main disk had 26 teams to sample the game: the 27 Yanks, 55 Dodgers, 61 Yanks, 80 Phillies, 75 Reds, and so on. One of the teams was the 45 Cubs and I was stunned how mediocre they were. In reality, they weren't bad. Andy Pafko had a pedestrian year compared to what he became. Cavarretta had a good year -- extra base power and a .355 average. Smiling Stan Hack was pretty good. After that, it was a bunch of garbage.

Except for their pitching: Hank Borowy and Claude Passeau could hold their own.

Anyway, I found the 1945 Cubs so boring, I filled out the mail order and got the 1984 season disk and the general manager's disk so I could beat the shit out of the 27 Yankees and the 82 Cardinals with Sutcliffe every fucking single day, and then I would load the current Cubs up to date with the general manager's disk. So yeah, I preferred going up against the Big Red Machine with the 1986 Cubs than the team that actually played in the World Series.

You just described the vast majority of my 1985-1988 except for the part where I dutifully recorded the play by play, full box score, and season stats in a very large stack of notebooks. I miss those days.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 02, 2016, 09:40:45 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 02, 2016, 08:16:19 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 02, 2016, 05:00:36 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 02, 2016, 04:56:10 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 02, 2016, 04:16:07 PM
40 games over .500, for the first time in our lifetimes.

And I'm guessing this even includes Stew!
Nope. Finished 1945 98-56.

Ah. For some reason, I assumed they had a fairly mediocre record that year despite the pennant because every team sucked.

Thanks for reading. (http://desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=9160.msg307243#msg307243)

Jerk.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 03, 2016, 04:35:34 PM
Yeesh.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on September 03, 2016, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 02, 2016, 09:40:45 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 02, 2016, 08:16:19 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 02, 2016, 05:00:36 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 02, 2016, 04:56:10 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 02, 2016, 04:16:07 PM
40 games over .500, for the first time in our lifetimes.

And I'm guessing this even includes Stew!
Nope. Finished 1945 98-56.

Ah. For some reason, I assumed they had a fairly mediocre record that year despite the pennant because every team sucked.

Thanks for reading. (http://desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=9160.msg307243#msg307243)

Jerk.

I cannot imagine a world where I see a row of numbers like that and do more than skim.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on September 04, 2016, 07:32:03 PM
40 games over .500, for only the second time in our lifetimes.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 02:44:14 AM
As good as these Cubs are, they could be even better: their 691-462 (+229!) run differential should, all things being equal, be good for a record of 93-44 (.679).  That would put them on pace for 110 wins.  For fuck sake.

While we're on my favourite subject, by the way, I was having a look around the AL (oh, no reason) and it looks like the Red Sox (752-610) and not the Rangers (669-646) might be the cream of the crop.  The Rangers are a full 11 (eleven) games ahead of their run differential, whereas Boston are 5 games behind and missing out on the playoffs is a real possibility.  Which would be a shame, eh?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on September 06, 2016, 08:14:10 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 02:44:14 AM
As good as these Cubs are, they could be even better: their 691-462 (+229!) run differential should, all things being equal, be good for a record of 93-44 (.679).  That would put them on pace for 110 wins.  For fuck sake.

While we're on my favourite subject, by the way, I was having a look around the AL (oh, no reason) and it looks like the Red Sox (752-610) and not the Rangers (669-646) might be the cream of the crop.  The Rangers are a full 11 (eleven) games ahead of their run differential, whereas Boston are 5 games behind and missing out on the playoffs is a real possibility.  Which would be a shame, eh?

Texas' record in one run games: 30-9. That's just redick.

Also, somehow, they're 57-28 against teams above .500
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 06, 2016, 08:18:23 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 06, 2016, 08:14:10 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 02:44:14 AM
As good as these Cubs are, they could be even better: their 691-462 (+229!) run differential should, all things being equal, be good for a record of 93-44 (.679).  That would put them on pace for 110 wins.  For fuck sake.

While we're on my favourite subject, by the way, I was having a look around the AL (oh, no reason) and it looks like the Red Sox (752-610) and not the Rangers (669-646) might be the cream of the crop.  The Rangers are a full 11 (eleven) games ahead of their run differential, whereas Boston are 5 games behind and missing out on the playoffs is a real possibility.  Which would be a shame, eh?

Texas' record in one run games: 30-9. That's just redick.

Also, somehow, they're 57-28 against teams above .500

Pythagorean record is good and all but sometimes I wonder if it tends to favor teams that score a lot of runs even if they don't do anything else well. The Cardinals and Red Sox both have bad pitching staffs. That's something they deal with every day. Their offenses can definitely put up 10 to 15 runs on bad teams with regularity. I can't say much for the Red Sox defense but I know the Cardinals defense is absolutely terrible. I feel like the fact that they tend to win a lot of the games they do win by large margins hides the fact that on a day to day basis they're a pretty mediocre team in two of the three phases of the game. They remind me of the 2004 Cubs with an even worse rotation.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 08:28:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 06, 2016, 08:18:23 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 06, 2016, 08:14:10 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 02:44:14 AM
As good as these Cubs are, they could be even better: their 691-462 (+229!) run differential should, all things being equal, be good for a record of 93-44 (.679).  That would put them on pace for 110 wins.  For fuck sake.

While we're on my favourite subject, by the way, I was having a look around the AL (oh, no reason) and it looks like the Red Sox (752-610) and not the Rangers (669-646) might be the cream of the crop.  The Rangers are a full 11 (eleven) games ahead of their run differential, whereas Boston are 5 games behind and missing out on the playoffs is a real possibility.  Which would be a shame, eh?

Texas' record in one run games: 30-9. That's just redick.

Also, somehow, they're 57-28 against teams above .500

Pythagorean record is good and all but sometimes I wonder if it tends to favor teams that score a lot of runs even if they don't do anything else well. The Cardinals and Red Sox both have bad pitching staffs. That's something they deal with every day. Their offenses can definitely put up 10 to 15 runs on bad teams with regularity. I can't say much for the Red Sox defense but I know the Cardinals defense is absolutely terrible. I feel like the fact that they tend to win a lot of the games they do win by large margins hides the fact that on a day to day basis they're a pretty mediocre team in two of the three phases of the game. They remind me of the 2004 Cubs with an even worse rotation.

Erm...

Rangers runs allowed: 646
Red Sox runs allowed: 610
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 06, 2016, 08:40:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 08:28:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 06, 2016, 08:18:23 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 06, 2016, 08:14:10 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 02:44:14 AM
As good as these Cubs are, they could be even better: their 691-462 (+229!) run differential should, all things being equal, be good for a record of 93-44 (.679).  That would put them on pace for 110 wins.  For fuck sake.

While we're on my favourite subject, by the way, I was having a look around the AL (oh, no reason) and it looks like the Red Sox (752-610) and not the Rangers (669-646) might be the cream of the crop.  The Rangers are a full 11 (eleven) games ahead of their run differential, whereas Boston are 5 games behind and missing out on the playoffs is a real possibility.  Which would be a shame, eh?

Texas' record in one run games: 30-9. That's just redick.

Also, somehow, they're 57-28 against teams above .500

Pythagorean record is good and all but sometimes I wonder if it tends to favor teams that score a lot of runs even if they don't do anything else well. The Cardinals and Red Sox both have bad pitching staffs. That's something they deal with every day. Their offenses can definitely put up 10 to 15 runs on bad teams with regularity. I can't say much for the Red Sox defense but I know the Cardinals defense is absolutely terrible. I feel like the fact that they tend to win a lot of the games they do win by large margins hides the fact that on a day to day basis they're a pretty mediocre team in two of the three phases of the game. They remind me of the 2004 Cubs with an even worse rotation.

Erm...

Rangers runs allowed: 646
Red Sox runs allowed: 610

Oh the Rangers are fluky as hell, there's no denying that. I wasn't even talking about them.

I was saying people saying the Red Sox and Cardinals have been "unlucky" this year are probably right to some extent but I still don't think they are playing 7-10 games below their true talent level. They score a lot of runs some days, but they allow a pretty significant amount of runs on even more days. I believe the Cardinals especially are who their record says they are, since I believe they are still under .500 against teams that aren't the Reds, Braves, and Brewers.

Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 06, 2016, 09:15:06 AM
Ha I just looked and the Cardinals have apparently been taking it from the Reds of late as they're now only 8-7 against them with a run differential of +1. Not surprisingly as they've stopped pasting the Reds their pythag has gone down to where they've now only underperformed by 4 games, when for most of the year their early season blowouts of the Reds/Brewers/Braves had made it appear that the Cardinals were anywhere from 7-10 games below their pythag.

Their 15-6 record against Milwaukee/Atlanta is still what's keeping them afloat though. They are 29-41 against the Nats/Mets/Pirates/Marlins/Dodgers/Giants/Cubs/Mariners/Astros/Rangers/Royals.

Eat it, shitbirds. I'm going to laugh when they manage to miss the playoffs after being overwhelmed by a Mets team that has no offense and only one of its big pitchers left and a Giants team that hasn't won a game since June.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 08, 2016, 02:21:21 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 10, 2016, 11:24:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.

Depends. Both have their knocks. Strasburg is younger than Arrieta, he's also had TJS. Arrieta is potentially less of an injury risk but then he's also going to be on the wrong side of 30 and has had only one full season.

I have no idea what the motivation is for Strasburg to sign that deal a mere 4 months ahead of free agency.  That seems weird.  But, he has two opt outs including the first one after his age-31 season, or the age Arrieta will be when he hits free agency.  I have no idea how the contract is structured but, assuming he rakes in a cool 75 mil and has the opportunity to hit free agency again at 31?  If Arrieta is good for 7/210, would Strasburg come close?  So, that would make it a 10-year/$285mm in earnings.  I don't think Arrieta is getting anywhere near that.

I guess, in other words, this is probably a bad comp for the Arrieta negotiations.

As much hand-wringing as there was at the time, maybe Strasburg has actually come to appreciate where the Nationals were coming from when they shut him down way back when to save his arm.

Can't think of too many reasons he'd sign this right now.

Unless he's fearful of going on the DL for the 7th time between now and the end of the season and hurting his value.

Looks like Strasburg cashed in (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2016/09/08/for-washington-sports-fans-stephen-strasburg-injury-is-a-feeling-too-familiar/) before Dusty pointed him to the glue factory.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Tonker on September 09, 2016, 07:57:00 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 08, 2016, 02:21:21 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 10, 2016, 11:24:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 10, 2016, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2016, 08:28:31 AM
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Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.

Depends. Both have their knocks. Strasburg is younger than Arrieta, he's also had TJS. Arrieta is potentially less of an injury risk but then he's also going to be on the wrong side of 30 and has had only one full season.

I have no idea what the motivation is for Strasburg to sign that deal a mere 4 months ahead of free agency.  That seems weird.  But, he has two opt outs including the first one after his age-31 season, or the age Arrieta will be when he hits free agency.  I have no idea how the contract is structured but, assuming he rakes in a cool 75 mil and has the opportunity to hit free agency again at 31?  If Arrieta is good for 7/210, would Strasburg come close?  So, that would make it a 10-year/$285mm in earnings.  I don't think Arrieta is getting anywhere near that.

I guess, in other words, this is probably a bad comp for the Arrieta negotiations.

As much hand-wringing as there was at the time, maybe Strasburg has actually come to appreciate where the Nationals were coming from when they shut him down way back when to save his arm.

Can't think of too many reasons he'd sign this right now.

Unless he's fearful of going on the DL for the 7th time between now and the end of the season and hurting his value.

Looks like Strasburg cashed in (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2016/09/08/for-washington-sports-fans-stephen-strasburg-injury-is-a-feeling-too-familiar/) before Dusty pointed him to the glue factory.

To be fair, Strasburg has only thrown more than 110 pitches once this year, back in April (114).
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 09, 2016, 08:08:30 AM
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Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.

Depends. Both have their knocks. Strasburg is younger than Arrieta, he's also had TJS. Arrieta is potentially less of an injury risk but then he's also going to be on the wrong side of 30 and has had only one full season.

I have no idea what the motivation is for Strasburg to sign that deal a mere 4 months ahead of free agency.  That seems weird.  But, he has two opt outs including the first one after his age-31 season, or the age Arrieta will be when he hits free agency.  I have no idea how the contract is structured but, assuming he rakes in a cool 75 mil and has the opportunity to hit free agency again at 31?  If Arrieta is good for 7/210, would Strasburg come close?  So, that would make it a 10-year/$285mm in earnings.  I don't think Arrieta is getting anywhere near that.

I guess, in other words, this is probably a bad comp for the Arrieta negotiations.

As much hand-wringing as there was at the time, maybe Strasburg has actually come to appreciate where the Nationals were coming from when they shut him down way back when to save his arm.

Can't think of too many reasons he'd sign this right now.

Unless he's fearful of going on the DL for the 7th time between now and the end of the season and hurting his value.

Looks like Strasburg cashed in (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2016/09/08/for-washington-sports-fans-stephen-strasburg-injury-is-a-feeling-too-familiar/) before Dusty pointed him to the glue factory.

To be fair, Strasburg has only thrown more than 110 pitches once this year, back in April (114).

Yeah I know Dusty's reputation as well as anyone but front offices nowadays aren't going to let someone do what he did to Prior and Wood. The Nats top 4 starters all rank in the top 20 in the MLB in starts per pitch but you'll also find Jake and Lackey in that category as well. Mostly that's just a function of them doing well and staying in games, and 110+ pitch starts are rare even for them. Strasburg is breaking now because he was probably just always going to break. 19 year olds weren't meant to throw 100 MPH.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Yeti on September 09, 2016, 08:42:47 AM
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Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2016, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 07:28:37 PM
Just got an MLB alert that Strasburg and the Nationals have agreed on a 7-year, $175MM extension. With him off the market does this change anything in the Arrieta negotiations/non-negotiations for the Cubs? I wonder if Strasburg might have been a top target for Theo and Jed. Obviously it doesn't make Jake any younger, but maybe they'd be more willing to come closer to the number of years he wants now.

Not sure Jed & Theo would ever go long and heavy on any starting pitcher that has Dusty's fingerprints on him.

But I can't imagine Boras not wanting to test the open market.


This is funny because Strasburg is a Boras client.

Yeah, but do you think Jake doesn't get at least 7/210 on the open market? That's a pretty big jump from Strasburg's deal.

Depends. Both have their knocks. Strasburg is younger than Arrieta, he's also had TJS. Arrieta is potentially less of an injury risk but then he's also going to be on the wrong side of 30 and has had only one full season.

I have no idea what the motivation is for Strasburg to sign that deal a mere 4 months ahead of free agency.  That seems weird.  But, he has two opt outs including the first one after his age-31 season, or the age Arrieta will be when he hits free agency.  I have no idea how the contract is structured but, assuming he rakes in a cool 75 mil and has the opportunity to hit free agency again at 31?  If Arrieta is good for 7/210, would Strasburg come close?  So, that would make it a 10-year/$285mm in earnings.  I don't think Arrieta is getting anywhere near that.

I guess, in other words, this is probably a bad comp for the Arrieta negotiations.

As much hand-wringing as there was at the time, maybe Strasburg has actually come to appreciate where the Nationals were coming from when they shut him down way back when to save his arm.

Can't think of too many reasons he'd sign this right now.

Unless he's fearful of going on the DL for the 7th time between now and the end of the season and hurting his value.

Looks like Strasburg cashed in (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2016/09/08/for-washington-sports-fans-stephen-strasburg-injury-is-a-feeling-too-familiar/) before Dusty pointed him to the glue factory.

To be fair, Strasburg has only thrown more than 110 pitches once this year, back in April (114).

Yeah I know Dusty's reputation as well as anyone but front offices nowadays aren't going to let someone do what he did to Prior and Wood. The Nats top 4 starters all rank in the top 20 in the MLB in starts per pitch but you'll also find Jake and Lackey in that category as well. Mostly that's just a function of them doing well and staying in games, and 110+ pitch starts are rare even for them. Strasburg is breaking now because he was probably just always going to break. 19 year olds weren't meant to throw 100 MPH.

Now, Terry Collins. That's a guy that runs pitchers into the ground /ForkSlackPwn
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 09, 2016, 10:25:53 AM
Shocked that the Chris Coghlan trade didn't make this list (http://www.todaysknuckleball.com/inside-baseball-with-jon-heyman/heyman-20-best-trades-last-two-seasons/) of the top trades of the last two seasons.  The first Coghlan trade.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 09, 2016, 12:04:03 PM
here (http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20160908/sports/160908933/) is a pretty good breakdown of the building of the Cubs by Bruce, who managed to not call Gordo and Alvin dipshits when talking about people bitching about the build.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 09, 2016, 12:10:52 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 09, 2016, 12:04:03 PM
here (http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20160908/sports/160908933/) is a pretty good breakdown of the building of the Cubs by Bruce, who managed to not call Gordo and Alvin dipshits when talking about people bitching about the build.

Bruce is great, however, this is also like the fourth different "how the Cubs were built article" I've seen in the last month. The Athletic just did this like last week. I guess there's not much content with them simply counting down the days to the playoffs so "HOW THIS TEAM LEARNED TO KICK EVERYONE'S ASS" is as good as anything else.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on September 09, 2016, 01:45:56 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 09, 2016, 12:10:52 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 09, 2016, 12:04:03 PM
here (http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20160908/sports/160908933/) is a pretty good breakdown of the building of the Cubs by Bruce, who managed to not call Gordo and Alvin dipshits when talking about people bitching about the build.

Bruce is great, however, this is also like the fourth different "how the Cubs were built article" I've seen in the last month. The Athletic just did this like last week. I guess there's not much content with them simply counting down the days to the playoffs so "HOW THIS TEAM LEARNED TO KICK EVERYONE'S ASS" is as good as anything else.

This one is pretty cool in that it gives us a slight perspective from a players point of view:

Quote from: Gold Glove SS Cliche Machine
It's pretty cool. I've been blessed that the Cubs gave me the opportunity to play.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 09, 2016, 02:29:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 09, 2016, 12:10:52 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 09, 2016, 12:04:03 PM
here (http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20160908/sports/160908933/) is a pretty good breakdown of the building of the Cubs by Bruce, who managed to not call Gordo and Alvin dipshits when talking about people bitching about the build.

Bruce is great, however, this is also like the fourth different "how the Cubs were built article" I've seen in the last month. The Athletic just did this like last week. I guess there's not much content with them simply counting down the days to the playoffs so "HOW THIS TEAM LEARNED TO KICK EVERYONE'S ASS" is as good as anything else.

Well, we can spend this weekend watching the Cubs play Houston, and enjoy once again that the Stros took Appel instead of Bryant.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 16, 2016, 02:15:54 PM
So many Cubs fans grumbling about backing in to the division last night and others saying that's it fine as the fans can celebrate after a win today. I looked at today's lineup and wondered how pissed Lackey was looking at it and how he'd need to really be on to get his 10th. Yet there he is down 2-0 in the 3rd after giving up a couple of bombs. GL Lackey.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 16, 2016, 02:16:46 PM
Let's see if Joe's first post-clinch "fuck it" lineup can beat the Brewers.

For posterity:
RF Szczur
SS Baez
LF Soler
C Contreras
1B Coghlan
CF Almora
3B La Stella
2B Kawasaki
P Lackey
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 16, 2016, 02:33:44 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 16, 2016, 02:15:54 PM
So many Cubs fans grumbling about backing in to the division last night and others saying that's it fine as the fans can celebrate after a win today. I looked at today's lineup and wondered how pissed Lackey was looking at it and how he'd need to really be on to get his 10th. Yet there he is down 2-0 in the 3rd after giving up a couple of bombs. GL Lackey.

They won the division by winning 93 games. The idea of "backing into the division" is dumb.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on September 16, 2016, 02:46:28 PM
Yeah, but narratives.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on September 16, 2016, 02:47:56 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 16, 2016, 02:33:44 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 16, 2016, 02:15:54 PM
So many Cubs fans grumbling about backing in to the division last night and others saying that's it fine as the fans can celebrate after a win today. I looked at today's lineup and wondered how pissed Lackey was looking at it and how he'd need to really be on to get his 10th. Yet there he is down 2-0 in the 3rd after giving up a couple of bombs. GL Lackey.

They won the division by winning 93 games. The idea of "backing into the division" is dumb.

Yeah, my dad was complaining about that last night, and I was like "I cannot give a fuck, as long as they win it." I literally don't care if the next game they win is the first postseason one.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 16, 2016, 03:07:42 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 16, 2016, 02:47:56 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 16, 2016, 02:33:44 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 16, 2016, 02:15:54 PM
So many Cubs fans grumbling about backing in to the division last night and others saying that's it fine as the fans can celebrate after a win today. I looked at today's lineup and wondered how pissed Lackey was looking at it and how he'd need to really be on to get his 10th. Yet there he is down 2-0 in the 3rd after giving up a couple of bombs. GL Lackey.

They won the division by winning 93 games. The idea of "backing into the division" is dumb.

Yeah, my dad was complaining about that last night, and I was like "I cannot give a fuck, as long as they win it." I literally don't care if the next game they win is the first postseason one.

Yup. If they had started 93-0, and then lost the next 53 games, and still clinched the division, they would still have "earned" the division title. Winning 93 games is really fucking hard. Who cares if they didn't win one on the exact calendar day that math says they clinched.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 16, 2016, 03:33:17 PM
The Pirates fan in my office asked me how the backdoor feels. I asked how getting dominated all season feels.

Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016
Reds: 10-3 (.769)
Brewers: 10-6 (.625)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 40-20 (.667)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on September 16, 2016, 03:39:52 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 16, 2016, 03:33:17 PM
The Pirates fan in my office asked me how the backdoor feels. I asked how getting dominated all season feels.

Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016
Reds: 10-3 (.769)
Brewers: 10-6 (.625)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 40-20 (.667)

It's almost baffling how stupid this "backdoor" idea is. It's literally one game out of 162. If those teams were good enough, they could still be in the hunt.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on September 16, 2016, 03:40:24 PM
On what planet does entering the playoffs with the best record by more than a few, having held the best record for basically the entire season, save a handful of days a couple months ago, equal sneaking in the back door?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on September 16, 2016, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on September 16, 2016, 03:40:24 PM
On what planet does entering the playoffs with the best record by more than a few, having held the best record for basically the entire season, save a handful of days a couple months ago, equal sneaking in the back door?

The planet where it is necessary for the egos of certain fanbases, to believe that the Cubs can never win.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on September 16, 2016, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 16, 2016, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on September 16, 2016, 03:40:24 PM
On what planet does entering the playoffs with the best record by more than a few, having held the best record for basically the entire season, save a handful of days a couple months ago, equal sneaking in the back door?

The planet where it is necessary for the egos of certain fanbases, to believe that the Cubs can never win.

Fuckwads, all of em.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 16, 2016, 05:29:57 PM
Running lists are officially A Thing around here, and I want in.

Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016
Reds: 10-3 (.769)
Brewers: 11-6 (.647)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 41-20 (.672)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 16, 2016, 06:40:57 PM
Yeah, I saw posts late last night about fans celebrating and others complaining they "backed in". Who the fuck cares if the Tards lost to clinch it? Like the Cubs weren't going to win another game and "earn" it...This is the Cubs, get used to not doing things the normal way people.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 16, 2016, 08:19:22 PM
They won the division with three weeks left in the goddamn season, they're going to have the best record overall.

If people want to talk about "backing in" with that kind of padding in the standings, they are all cordially invited to link Alvin's taint.

Let's move on.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on September 16, 2016, 10:04:11 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 16, 2016, 08:19:22 PM
They won the division with three weeks left in the goddamn season, they're going to have the best record overall.

If people want to talk about "backing in" with that kind of padding in the standings, they are all cordially invited to link Alvin's taint.

Let's move on.
I ain't gonna move on until you explain what they should link it to.   
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 16, 2016, 10:10:21 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 16, 2016, 10:04:11 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 16, 2016, 08:19:22 PM
They won the division with three weeks left in the goddamn season, they're going to have the best record overall.

If people want to talk about "backing in" with that kind of padding in the standings, they are all cordially invited to link Alvin's taint.

Let's move on.
I ain't gonna move on until you explain what they should link it to.   

His chin, preferably.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 16, 2016, 10:14:51 PM
DPD.

"Backing in" is the '98 Cubs, who last 6 of their last 8 regularly-scheduled games before Neifi Perez TRULY saved their season by homering off Robb Nenn and giving them a reprieve which they--finally-- took advantage of.

People are bitter shitheels
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 17, 2016, 05:45:10 PM
Throwing fastballs down the middle to Ryan Braun seems to be going well.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 17, 2016, 06:07:48 PM
Yeah, with the exception of Cahill, the rest of the staff looked shitty today.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 18, 2016, 03:59:32 PM
Three out of four against the Brewers?  DOOM!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 19, 2016, 11:43:00 AM
I just stumbled across this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaBJs3WPYsc) about Matt Szczur.

Helluva guy.

I take no responsibility for any dust that may be in the room.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because "BUT THE CARDINALS ARE WINNING THE SEASON SERIES" is a thing I heard a lot before that last series in St. Louis, as though that proved that the Cardinals are actually better than the Cubs and misfortune and injury are all that have led to the gap in the standings. Even though the Cardinals have won exactly one of the five series they've played this year.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.

Let me pick myself up from the floor for you telling me to lighten up first


If the Cubs win the World Series, any Cardinal fan bringing up that they won the season series should be of absolute zero consequence to you is all I'm saying.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 23, 2016, 02:17:53 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.

Let me pick myself up from the floor for you telling me to lighten up first


If the Cubs win the World Series, any Cardinal fan bringing up that they won the season series should be of absolute zero consequence to you is all I'm saying.

True, but in the interim you have to understand that I am surrounded by the most intolerable Cardinals fans in the world out here in bugtussle and I don't want them to have even the slightest of joys in the rest of their miserable lives.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 23, 2016, 02:40:24 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 02:17:53 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.

Let me pick myself up from the floor for you telling me to lighten up first


If the Cubs win the World Series, any Cardinal fan bringing up that they won the season series should be of absolute zero consequence to you is all I'm saying.

True, but in the interim you have to understand that I am surrounded by the most intolerable Cardinals fans in the world out here in bugtussle and I don't want them to have even the slightest of joys in the rest of their miserable lives. stupid shit that would be washed away by the Cubs winning it all.

I'm not saying those people you describe don't exist, but if you actually let something like that bother you in this scenario then I can't help you. 
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 23, 2016, 02:45:25 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 02:40:24 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 02:17:53 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.

Let me pick myself up from the floor for you telling me to lighten up first


If the Cubs win the World Series, any Cardinal fan bringing up that they won the season series should be of absolute zero consequence to you is all I'm saying.

True, but in the interim you have to understand that I am surrounded by the most intolerable Cardinals fans in the world out here in bugtussle and I don't want them to have even the slightest of joys in the rest of their miserable lives. stupid shit that would be washed away by the Cubs winning it all.

I'm not saying those people you describe don't exist, but if you actually let something like that bother you in this scenario then I can't help you. 

I said "in the interim", as in between now and when the Cubs do win it all. Until then these 1908 screaming bastards take any shots they can at the Cubs.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 23, 2016, 02:50:21 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 02:45:25 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 02:40:24 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 02:17:53 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.

Let me pick myself up from the floor for you telling me to lighten up first


If the Cubs win the World Series, any Cardinal fan bringing up that they won the season series should be of absolute zero consequence to you is all I'm saying.

True, but in the interim you have to understand that I am surrounded by the most intolerable Cardinals fans in the world out here in bugtussle and I don't want them to have even the slightest of joys in the rest of their miserable lives. stupid shit that would be washed away by the Cubs winning it all.

I'm not saying those people you describe don't exist, but if you actually let something like that bother you in this scenario then I can't help you. 

I said "in the interim", as in between now and when the Cubs do win it all. Until then these 1908 screaming bastards take any shots they can at the Cubs.

Oh....yeah well I stand by my point.  Fuck those assholes.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on September 23, 2016, 03:59:37 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 01:52:02 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 23, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 22, 2016, 05:58:54 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 22)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 44-22 (.667)

I need the Cubs to take 2 of the 3 at least from the Cardinals because reasons

No.  You don't.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm not saying they're must wins or that I'll be mad if they don't, just that this team leaving Cardinals fans with absolutely nothing to enjoy about this season would be yet another layer of icing on the cake. Sports is fun. Beating rivals is fun. Let's have fun.

Let me pick myself up from the floor for you telling me to lighten up first


If When the Cubs win the World Series, any Cardinal fan bringing up that they won the season series should be of absolute zero consequence to you is all I'm saying.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Armchair_QB on September 23, 2016, 04:53:45 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 23, 2016, 02:50:21 PM

Fuck those assholes.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 23, 2016, 05:08:32 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (as of Sept. 23)

Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 9-8 (.529)

Total: 45-22 (.672)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 3
at Pirates: 4
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 2
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Shooter on September 23, 2016, 10:54:28 PM
Best record in the NL clinched (I think) with Pissburgh's win over the Natinals. Nine up with nine left, but the Cubs won the season series.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 24, 2016, 01:00:51 AM
They clinched due to tiebreaker with Washington.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 24, 2016, 01:08:44 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 24, 2016, 01:00:51 AM
They clinched due to tiebreaker with Washington.

Thanks to the series when Dusty got his ass handed to him for batting Zimmerman after Harper every game come hell or high water.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 24, 2016, 02:18:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 24, 2016, 01:08:44 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 24, 2016, 01:00:51 AM
They clinched due to tiebreaker with Washington.

Thanks to the series when Dusty got his ass handed to him for batting Zimmerman after Harper every game come hell or high water.

He owed that to us, man.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 24, 2016, 09:30:09 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (after game of Sept. 24)

Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 9-9 (.500)

Total: 45-23 (.662)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 3
at Pirates: 4
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 1
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 25, 2016, 11:19:33 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 24, 2016, 09:30:09 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (after game of Sept. 24)

Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 9-9 (.500)

Total: 45-23 (.662)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 3
at Pirates: 4
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 1

Thunderstorms are in the forecast for tonight.

Even though I have tickets, I have to admit a makeup game next Monday where the Cubs could eliminate the Cardinals would just be too fucking good. I'm pretty sure LFork wouldn't mind taking a day off for that.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on September 25, 2016, 05:00:16 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 25, 2016, 11:19:33 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 24, 2016, 09:30:09 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (after game of Sept. 24)

Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 9-9 (.500)

Total: 45-23 (.662)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 3
at Pirates: 4
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 1

Thunderstorms are in the forecast for tonight.

Even though I have tickets, I have to admit a makeup game next Monday where the Cubs could eliminate the Cardinals would just be too fucking good. I'm pretty sure LFork wouldn't mind taking a day off for that.
For the benefit of us Northern Californians, would  you explain what a "thunderstorm" is?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: flannj on September 25, 2016, 05:45:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 25, 2016, 05:00:16 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 25, 2016, 11:19:33 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 24, 2016, 09:30:09 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (after game of Sept. 24)

Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 9-9 (.500)

Total: 45-23 (.662)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 3
at Pirates: 4
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 1

Thunderstorms are in the forecast for tonight.

Even though I have tickets, I have to admit a makeup game next Monday where the Cubs could eliminate the Cardinals would just be too fucking good. I'm pretty sure LFork wouldn't mind taking a day off for that.
For the benefit of us Northern Californians, would  you explain what a "thunderstorm" is?

Shturem
Reminds me of the old Steve Landesberg routine.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Wheezer on September 25, 2016, 08:44:24 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 25, 2016, 11:19:33 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 24, 2016, 09:30:09 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (after game of Sept. 24)

Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 9-9 (.500)

Total: 45-23 (.662)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 3
at Pirates: 4
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 1

Thunderstorms are in the forecast for tonight.

Even though I have tickets, I have to admit a makeup game next Monday where the Cubs could eliminate the Cardinals would just be too fucking good. I'm pretty sure LFork wouldn't mind taking a day off for that.

There were two torrential downpours down here a little while ago. Maybe 10 minutes total.

Oh, and David Ross wins the local "Life Might Be Worth Living" prize for tonight.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 25, 2016, 10:54:31 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (after game of Sept. 25)

Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 10-9 (.526)

Total: 46-23 (.667)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 3
at Pirates: 4
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 0

Relieved SKOs: 1
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 25, 2016, 11:19:46 PM
As if to show Gord is taking us into his favor at long last, the Cubs won the David Ross Game just before massive winds hit Wrigley Field and the temperature bottomed out.

It's fall. Time to make some fucking history.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 27, 2016, 03:03:51 AM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (after game of Sept. 26)

Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Pirates: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 10-9 (.526)

Total: 47-23 (.671)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 3
at Pirates: 3
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 0
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on September 27, 2016, 09:09:51 AM
Removing the 5-15 span that tested our sanity, the Cubs would be 95-41, a .699 winning percentage, which would've put them on pace for a 113-win season. So as good as they've been, their win total doesn't reflect how good they actually are. That's kind of crazy.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 27, 2016, 09:15:12 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 27, 2016, 09:09:51 AM
Removing the 5-15 span that tested our sanity, the Cubs would be 95-41, a .699 winning percentage, which would've put them on pace for a 113-win season. So as good as they've been, their win total doesn't reflect how good they actually are. That's kind of crazy.

Their Pythagorean win-loss record is 105-51. By Pythagorean record only two teams have had worse luck than the Cubs, the Twins and the Rays. Fire Maddon.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on September 27, 2016, 09:28:17 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2016, 09:15:12 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 27, 2016, 09:09:51 AM
Removing the 5-15 span that tested our sanity, the Cubs would be 95-41, a .699 winning percentage, which would've put them on pace for a 113-win season. So as good as they've been, their win total doesn't reflect how good they actually are. That's kind of crazy.

Their Pythagorean win-loss record is 105-51. By Pythagorean record only two teams have had worse luck than the Cubs, the Twins and the Rays. Fire Maddon.

Based on how many runs they should have scored, the 2nd order record, is 112-44.  Their clutch hitting is obviously terrible.  Epstink is terrible.

In all seriousness, this is remarkable.  We shouldn't gloss over this.  This. Fucking. Team.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 27, 2016, 10:55:16 AM
My question is, at what point is this season considered a success/failure?

While this team isn't set up for a one-and-done, all the ducks are in a row for a championship. Last year, making the playoffs was great, knocking off the Cards was gravy. The expectations based upon what was done last winter and during the season has changed the goal.

This year, I'd think anything less than a parade is a disappointment.

Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 27, 2016, 11:03:44 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 27, 2016, 10:55:16 AM
My question is, at what point is this season considered a success/failure?

While this team isn't set up for a one-and-done, all the ducks are in a row for a championship. Last year, making the playoffs was great, knocking off the Cards was gravy. The expectations based upon what was done last winter and during the season has changed the goal.

This year, I'd think anything less than a parade is a disappointment.



Anything less than winning the world series is a disappointment, anything less than getting there would be a failure.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on September 27, 2016, 11:27:46 AM
Well, I'll be That Guy. 100+ wins. Good shot of winning the division by 20+ games. Best team in baseball all season long, by a pretty considerable margin.

This is by far the best Cubs team I've ever witnessed in my 44 years. Not to mention the most fun.

I can definitely agree that the words "disappointment" and "failure" might be appropriate to describe a playoff push that ends short of a championship or at least WS appearance.

But the season? Nah, the season is already nothing short of a first-in-my-lifetime success, and nothing that could possibly happen from here on out can change that.

Especially factoring in that they've already well established that this is no one-year-wonder type of deal. They're still getting better, and even if it doesn't happen this year, the window isn't just wide the fuck open, it's actually getting wider. Now don't get me wrong, I'm 100% down with "strike now, the future is promised to no one." I get it. Win. It could very well be that ten years from now we look back and it turns out 2016 was in fact their best shot, and they blew it. At which point, it will in fact have been a huge, soul-crushing disappointment and failure. But that's a conclusion that can only be made with years of hindsight, and in the meantime, I sure as hell ain't betting on that being how it ends up going down.

It's really all moot anyway, because this shit is happening. Now. For real. This is BONERTIME. The Season of Splooge. Disappointment and/or failure are simply not realistic outcomes. High five.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 27, 2016, 11:30:53 AM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on September 27, 2016, 11:27:46 AM
Well, I'll be That Guy. 100+ wins. Good shot of winning the division by 20+ games. Best team in baseball all season long, by a pretty considerable margin.

This is by far the best Cubs team I've ever witnessed in my 44 years. Not to mention the most fun.

I can definitely agree that the words "disappointment" and "failure" might be appropriate to describe a playoff push that ends short of a championship or at least WS appearance.

But the season? Nah, the season is already nothing short of a first-in-my-lifetime success, and nothing that could possibly happen from here on out can change that.

Especially factoring in that they've already well established that this is no one-year-wonder type of deal. They're still getting better, and even if it doesn't happen this year, the window isn't just wide the fuck open, it's actually getting wider. Now don't get me wrong, I'm 100% down with "strike now, the future is promised to no one." I get it. Win. It could very well be that ten years from now we look back and it turns out 2016 was in fact their best shot, and they blew it. At which point, it will in fact have been a huge, soul-crushing disappointment and failure. But that's a conclusion that can only be made with years of hindsight, and in the meantime, I sure as hell ain't betting on that being how it ends up going down.

It's really all moot anyway, because this shit is happening. Now. For real. This is BONERTIME. The Season of Splooge. Disappointment and/or failure are simply not realistic outcomes. High five.

I know this is a common perception, and they should be good for years to come, but they won't be better than this. They will not have a historically great defense every year. Arrieta/Lester/Lackey will be another year older, then Arrieta might be gone. Kyle Hendricks may never put up a sub 2 ERA ever again. This is the best team they will field simply because it might be the best team anyone has fielded since the 1998 Yankees, it will be very hard to quantify this as anything other than a disappointment if they don't take advantage of this opportunity.

Doesn't mean anything other than "playoffs are random" will be to blame. Doesn't mean anyone will have to choke or fuck up or that Theo missed some key flaw in the team's construction, but it will be a disappointment.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on September 27, 2016, 11:42:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2016, 11:30:53 AM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on September 27, 2016, 11:27:46 AM
Well, I'll be That Guy. 100+ wins. Good shot of winning the division by 20+ games. Best team in baseball all season long, by a pretty considerable margin.

This is by far the best Cubs team I've ever witnessed in my 44 years. Not to mention the most fun.

I can definitely agree that the words "disappointment" and "failure" might be appropriate to describe a playoff push that ends short of a championship or at least WS appearance.

But the season? Nah, the season is already nothing short of a first-in-my-lifetime success, and nothing that could possibly happen from here on out can change that.

Especially factoring in that they've already well established that this is no one-year-wonder type of deal. They're still getting better, and even if it doesn't happen this year, the window isn't just wide the fuck open, it's actually getting wider. Now don't get me wrong, I'm 100% down with "strike now, the future is promised to no one." I get it. Win. It could very well be that ten years from now we look back and it turns out 2016 was in fact their best shot, and they blew it. At which point, it will in fact have been a huge, soul-crushing disappointment and failure. But that's a conclusion that can only be made with years of hindsight, and in the meantime, I sure as hell ain't betting on that being how it ends up going down.

It's really all moot anyway, because this shit is happening. Now. For real. This is BONERTIME. The Season of Splooge. Disappointment and/or failure are simply not realistic outcomes. High five.

I know this is a common perception, and they should be good for years to come, but they won't be better than this. They will not have a historically great defense every year. Arrieta/Lester/Lackey will be another year older, then Arrieta might be gone. Kyle Hendricks may never put up a sub 2 ERA ever again. This is the best team they will field simply because it might be the best team anyone has fielded since the 1998 Yankees, it will be very hard to quantify this as anything other than a disappointment if they don't take advantage of this opportunity.

Doesn't mean anything other than "playoffs are random" will be to blame. Doesn't mean anyone will have to choke or fuck up or that Theo missed some key flaw in the team's construction, but it will be a disappointment.

I wouldn't go so far. Without making a single move, the Cubs will be adding an offensive force to their outfield next year through Schwarber. Nobody expects the pitching to improve, it only has to maintain. The offense has not peaked. 

That said, I fully expect the Cubs to try to upgrade on Hammel. The "easy" solution is grabbing a younger starter from a rebuilding team, whose contract they would control for a few years.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 27, 2016, 11:48:41 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 27, 2016, 11:42:10 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2016, 11:30:53 AM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on September 27, 2016, 11:27:46 AM
Well, I'll be That Guy. 100+ wins. Good shot of winning the division by 20+ games. Best team in baseball all season long, by a pretty considerable margin.

This is by far the best Cubs team I've ever witnessed in my 44 years. Not to mention the most fun.

I can definitely agree that the words "disappointment" and "failure" might be appropriate to describe a playoff push that ends short of a championship or at least WS appearance.

But the season? Nah, the season is already nothing short of a first-in-my-lifetime success, and nothing that could possibly happen from here on out can change that.

Especially factoring in that they've already well established that this is no one-year-wonder type of deal. They're still getting better, and even if it doesn't happen this year, the window isn't just wide the fuck open, it's actually getting wider. Now don't get me wrong, I'm 100% down with "strike now, the future is promised to no one." I get it. Win. It could very well be that ten years from now we look back and it turns out 2016 was in fact their best shot, and they blew it. At which point, it will in fact have been a huge, soul-crushing disappointment and failure. But that's a conclusion that can only be made with years of hindsight, and in the meantime, I sure as hell ain't betting on that being how it ends up going down.

It's really all moot anyway, because this shit is happening. Now. For real. This is BONERTIME. The Season of Splooge. Disappointment and/or failure are simply not realistic outcomes. High five.

I know this is a common perception, and they should be good for years to come, but they won't be better than this. They will not have a historically great defense every year. Arrieta/Lester/Lackey will be another year older, then Arrieta might be gone. Kyle Hendricks may never put up a sub 2 ERA ever again. This is the best team they will field simply because it might be the best team anyone has fielded since the 1998 Yankees, it will be very hard to quantify this as anything other than a disappointment if they don't take advantage of this opportunity.

Doesn't mean anything other than "playoffs are random" will be to blame. Doesn't mean anyone will have to choke or fuck up or that Theo missed some key flaw in the team's construction, but it will be a disappointment.

I wouldn't go so far. Without making a single move, the Cubs will be adding an offensive force to their outfield next year through Schwarber. Nobody expects the pitching to improve, it only has to maintain. The offense has not peaked.  

That said, I fully expect the Cubs to try to upgrade on Hammel. The "easy" solution is grabbing a younger starter from a rebuilding team, whose contract they would control for a few years.

Simply "maintaining" a historically great run prevention pace, especially with at least three starting pitchers well into their 30s and with another year of heavy innings loads on their arms, is not a simple task in the slightest. "just need to maintain arguably one of the best rotations in MLB history" is unbelievably difficult. The Cardinals had a historically good rotation last year and it fell to pieces this year. These Cubs are better and more talented than those Cardinals pitchers were, but there's still matters of luck, health, etc that will not be repeated next year.

They are adding Schwarber's offense, yes, but that also means they are adding his defense and baserunning, not to mention they are likely to lose Dexter Fowler and replace him with an unknown offensive quantity in Albert Almora. Kris Bryant will probably not put up almost 9 wins a year every year, Bryce Harper managed over 9 WAR last year and this year he won't even hit 4. That level of elite production is very, very, hard to sustain.

Also if there was anything at all "easy" about adding a "young cost-controlled starter" from a rebuilding team the Cubs would have done that already because that has been Theo's number one target for several offseasons and trade deadlines. Why would rebuilding teams trade young, cheap assets with multiple years of control? They don't.

The Cubs are great. There is a vast talent gap between them and the rest of MLB. Some of that is likely to erode next year. In their case that "erosion" will probably and hopefully mean going from a 110 win true talent team to a 95 win true talent team at worst, but they will not be this good again. This is the best opportunity. Not taking advantage of it would suck major ass and you're all lying to yourselves if you act like it won't.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 27, 2016, 11:56:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2016, 11:48:41 AM


Simply "maintaining" a historically great run prevention pace, especially with at least three starting pitchers well into their 30s and with another year of heavy innings loads on their arms, is not a simple task in the slightest. "just need to maintain arguably one of the best rotations in MLB history" is unbelievably difficult. The Cardinals had a historically good rotation last year and it fell to pieces this year. These Cubs are better and more talented than those Cardinals pitchers were, but there's still matters of luck, health, etc that will not be repeated next year.

They are adding Schwarber's offense, yes, but that also means they are adding his defense, not to mention they are likely to lose Dexter Fowler. Kris Bryant will probably not put up almost 9 wins a year every year, Bryce Harper managed over 9 WAR last year and this year he wont' even hit 4. That level of elite production is very, very, hard to sustain.

Also if there was anything at all "easy" about adding a "young cost-controlled starter" from a rebuilding team the Cubs would have done that already because that has been Theo's number one target for several offseasons and trade deadlines. Why would rebuilding teams trade young, cheap assets with multiple years of control? They don't.

The Cubs are great. There is a vast talent gap between them and the rest of MLB. Some of that is likely to erode next year. In their case that "erosion" will probably and hopefully mean going from a 110 win true talent team to a 95 win true talent team at worst, but they will not be this good again. This is the best opportunity. Not taking advantage of it would suck major ass and you're all lying to yourselves if you act like it won't.

Harper also had a manager who steadfastly refused to put Murphy behind him in the batting order the first half of the season. Bryant won't have to face any similar issues. But as for adding Schwarber, yeah, his bat will be a huge add. But also, you have to think that Contreras and Russell will continue improving - Catcher was the only position the Cubs had this year that was not among the top half in position WAR in the NL. So there's vast room for improvement there.

As for a "young cost-controlled starter", Maddon's already alluded to Montgomery being that guy next year in a couple postgame pressers.

But if there's a Sonny Gray or someone like that out there, Jepstink certainly have the pieces available to get him to Clark & Addison if they so choose.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on September 27, 2016, 12:11:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2016, 11:48:41 AMThis is the best opportunity. Not taking advantage of it would suck major ass and you're all lying to yourselves if you act like it won't.

I think we're missing each other in the nuance here. OF COURSE it will be heartbreaking if they don't take this all the way. (Spoiler alert: They will.) But I believe the original question underpinning this here thought exercise was "At what point does THE SEASON go from success to failure?" and all I'm saying is that the first 100+ win season in 80 years is already historically successful and can't possibly become a failure on the whole at this point. Can it end in heartbreak? Of course. It always does. (Except that it won't, not this year, because they absolutely are doing this thing. It is known.) Your mileage may vary. All I'm saying is that in my estimation, the success that has been the 2016 season cannot be erased by whatever nine separate misfortunes which could potentially (in some kind of alternate reality) come next. Sure, it would suck. It won't erase the last 6 months.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 27, 2016, 12:33:53 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on September 27, 2016, 12:11:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2016, 11:48:41 AMThis is the best opportunity. Not taking advantage of it would suck major ass and you're all lying to yourselves if you act like it won't.

I think we're missing each other in the nuance here. OF COURSE it will be heartbreaking if they don't take this all the way. (Spoiler alert: They will.) But I believe the original question underpinning this here thought exercise was "At what point does THE SEASON go from success to failure?" and all I'm saying is that the first 100+ win season in 80 years is already historically successful and can't possibly become a failure on the whole at this point. Can it end in heartbreak? Of course. It always does. (Except that it won't, not this year, because they absolutely are doing this thing. It is known.) Your mileage may vary. All I'm saying is that in my estimation, the success that has been the 2016 season cannot be erased by whatever nine separate misfortunes which could potentially (in some kind of alternate reality) come next. Sure, it would suck. It won't erase the last 6 months.

If they fail to win the world series this year I will be heartbroken and disgusted and so bitter and angry I will probably avoid this place and all discussion of baseball until next year starts. If they win the world series next year then I will retroactively deem this year a success once again. I'll also fondly remember 2008, and talk openly about how cool Mark Prior was in 2003. Until said World Series redeems a lifetime of Cubs fandom, however, I'd be unable to look back at this season with anything other than pain.

If you can take a more positive spin on it, by all means, do you. I'm not a healthy individual, though.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 27, 2016, 12:48:17 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2016, 12:33:53 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on September 27, 2016, 12:11:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2016, 11:48:41 AMThis is the best opportunity. Not taking advantage of it would suck major ass and you're all lying to yourselves if you act like it won't.

I think we're missing each other in the nuance here. OF COURSE it will be heartbreaking if they don't take this all the way. (Spoiler alert: They will.) But I believe the original question underpinning this here thought exercise was "At what point does THE SEASON go from success to failure?" and all I'm saying is that the first 100+ win season in 80 years is already historically successful and can't possibly become a failure on the whole at this point. Can it end in heartbreak? Of course. It always does. (Except that it won't, not this year, because they absolutely are doing this thing. It is known.) Your mileage may vary. All I'm saying is that in my estimation, the success that has been the 2016 season cannot be erased by whatever nine separate misfortunes which could potentially (in some kind of alternate reality) come next. Sure, it would suck. It won't erase the last 6 months.

If they fail to win the world series this year I will be heartbroken and disgusted and so bitter and angry I will probably avoid this place and all discussion of baseball until next year starts. If they win the world series next year then I will retroactively deem this year a success once again. I'll also fondly remember 2008, and talk openly about how cool Mark Prior was in 2003. Until said World Series redeems a lifetime of Cubs fandom, however, I'd be unable to look back at this season with anything other than pain.

If you can take a more positive spin on it, by all means, do you. I'm not a healthy individual, though.

I think a season of this magnitude ending with another tale added to the lore of billy goats, black cats and Bartmans would be one I'd want to forget, but wouldn't be able to.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on September 27, 2016, 12:49:42 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 27, 2016, 11:56:09 AMHarper also had a manager who steadfastly refused to put Murphy behind him in the batting order the first half of the season.

Harper's 1st half OPS:  .891
Harper's 2nd half OPS: .716
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on September 27, 2016, 12:53:56 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 27, 2016, 11:42:10 AM
I wouldn't go so far. Without making a single move, the Cubs will be adding an offensive force to their outfield next year through Schwarber. Nobody expects the pitching to improve, it only has to maintain. The offense has not peaked.  

That said, I fully expect the Cubs to try to upgrade on Hammel. The "easy" solution is grabbing a younger starter from a rebuilding team, whose contract they would control for a few years.

I think I've figured it out:

Kurt likes baseball but doesn't actually watch the games or closely follow what's going on with the Cubs.

Chuck watches the games and follows the Cubs but doesn't actually like the sport.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on September 27, 2016, 01:01:59 PM
I guess I'm a freak, because I will definitely be very upset if they don't go all the way, but I'll probably get over it and have largely fond memories of this year even in the worst case scenario.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on September 27, 2016, 01:15:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2016, 12:33:53 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on September 27, 2016, 12:11:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2016, 11:48:41 AMThis is the best opportunity. Not taking advantage of it would suck major ass and you're all lying to yourselves if you act like it won't.

I think we're missing each other in the nuance here. OF COURSE it will be heartbreaking if they don't take this all the way. (Spoiler alert: They will.) But I believe the original question underpinning this here thought exercise was "At what point does THE SEASON go from success to failure?" and all I'm saying is that the first 100+ win season in 80 years is already historically successful and can't possibly become a failure on the whole at this point. Can it end in heartbreak? Of course. It always does. (Except that it won't, not this year, because they absolutely are doing this thing. It is known.) Your mileage may vary. All I'm saying is that in my estimation, the success that has been the 2016 season cannot be erased by whatever nine separate misfortunes which could potentially (in some kind of alternate reality) come next. Sure, it would suck. It won't erase the last 6 months.

If they fail to win the world series this year I will be heartbroken and disgusted and so bitter and angry I will probably avoid this place and all discussion of baseball until next year starts. If they win the world series next year then I will retroactively deem this year a success once again. I'll also fondly remember 2008, and talk openly about how cool Mark Prior was in 2003. Until said World Series redeems a lifetime of Cubs fandom, however, I'd be unable to look back at this season with anything other than pain.

If you can take a more positive spin on it, by all means, do you. I'm not a healthy individual, though.

So basically the same as any other day following a Cubs loss?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on September 27, 2016, 01:31:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 27, 2016, 01:15:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2016, 12:33:53 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on September 27, 2016, 12:11:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2016, 11:48:41 AMThis is the best opportunity. Not taking advantage of it would suck major ass and you're all lying to yourselves if you act like it won't.

I think we're missing each other in the nuance here. OF COURSE it will be heartbreaking if they don't take this all the way. (Spoiler alert: They will.) But I believe the original question underpinning this here thought exercise was "At what point does THE SEASON go from success to failure?" and all I'm saying is that the first 100+ win season in 80 years is already historically successful and can't possibly become a failure on the whole at this point. Can it end in heartbreak? Of course. It always does. (Except that it won't, not this year, because they absolutely are doing this thing. It is known.) Your mileage may vary. All I'm saying is that in my estimation, the success that has been the 2016 season cannot be erased by whatever nine separate misfortunes which could potentially (in some kind of alternate reality) come next. Sure, it would suck. It won't erase the last 6 months.

If they fail to win the world series this year I will be heartbroken and disgusted and so bitter and angry I will probably avoid this place and all discussion of baseball until next year starts. If they win the world series next year then I will retroactively deem this year a success once again. I'll also fondly remember 2008, and talk openly about how cool Mark Prior was in 2003. Until said World Series redeems a lifetime of Cubs fandom, however, I'd be unable to look back at this season with anything other than pain.

If you can take a more positive spin on it, by all means, do you. I'm not a healthy individual, though.

So basically the same as any other day following a Cubs loss?

Yeah but for months. Picture this place without me for an entire offseason. Dead silence, you'll not hear a single ran---hey where'd everybody go
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on September 27, 2016, 01:40:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 27, 2016, 01:01:59 PM
I guess I'm a freak, because I will definitely be very upset if they don't go all the way, but I'll probably get over it and have largely fond memories of this year even in the worst case scenario.

I think I'd be the same way. There's no need this week to be overly doomsday, but it's hard to not be aware that the numbers say they're ~3x more likely to fail than win it. And those are their odds as a really elite team.

I've wondered if this detachment could work against me if they do end up winning it, but I could probably shove down those feelings pretty easily while wearing my 2016 World Series Champions T-shirt for 800 straight days.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 27, 2016, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 27, 2016, 01:40:08 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 27, 2016, 01:01:59 PM
I guess I'm a freak, because I will definitely be very upset if they don't go all the way, but I'll probably get over it and have largely fond memories of this year even in the worst case scenario.

I think I'd be the same way. There's no need this week to be overly doomsday, but it's hard to not be aware that the numbers say they're ~3x more likely to fail than win it. And those are their odds as a really elite team.

I've wondered if this detachment could work against me if they do end up winning it, but I could probably shove down those feelings pretty easily while wearing my 2016 World Series Champions T-shirt for 800 straight days.

Get two, so you can wear one for 799 days and one on Laundry Day.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 27, 2016, 10:15:19 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (after game of Sept. 27)

Pirates: 14-3 (.824)
Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 10-9 (.526)

Total: 48-23 (.676)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 3
at Pirates: 2
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 0
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on September 28, 2016, 09:31:28 AM
With the Wilson Ramos injury, I started thinking that guys like Tim Buss and the training and medical staff of The Cubs don't get enough praise.

They've really had just one significant injury in the past 2 years and it was fluky.
I suppose we'll have to wait and see how Rondon's arm plays out.
And Soler has weird leg muscles.

But that's about it, huh?
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 28, 2016, 09:35:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2016, 09:31:28 AM
With the Wilson Ramos injury, I started thinking that guys like Tim Buss and the training and medical staff of The Cubs don't get enough praise.

They've really had just one significant injury in the past 2 years and it was fluky.
I suppose we'll have to wait and see how Rondon's arm plays out.
And Soler has weird leg muscles.

But that's about it, huh?

Fowler missed a month this season.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on September 28, 2016, 09:54:15 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 28, 2016, 09:35:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2016, 09:31:28 AM
With the Wilson Ramos injury, I started thinking that guys like Tim Buss and the training and medical staff of The Cubs don't get enough praise.

They've really had just one significant injury in the past 2 years and it was fluky.
I suppose we'll have to wait and see how Rondon's arm plays out.
And Soler has weird leg muscles.

But that's about it, huh?

Fowler missed a month this season.

Oh yeah.

Well, still seems impressive.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 28, 2016, 09:58:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2016, 09:54:15 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 28, 2016, 09:35:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2016, 09:31:28 AM
With the Wilson Ramos injury, I started thinking that guys like Tim Buss and the training and medical staff of The Cubs don't get enough praise.

They've really had just one significant injury in the past 2 years and it was fluky.
I suppose we'll have to wait and see how Rondon's arm plays out.
And Soler has weird leg muscles.

But that's about it, huh?

Fowler missed a month this season.

Oh yeah.

Well, still seems impressive.

More impressive was having Contreras and Almora ready to fill in instead of having to overpay for a stopgap veteran.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Oleg on September 28, 2016, 10:12:19 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 28, 2016, 09:58:51 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2016, 09:54:15 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 28, 2016, 09:35:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 28, 2016, 09:31:28 AM
With the Wilson Ramos injury, I started thinking that guys like Tim Buss and the training and medical staff of The Cubs don't get enough praise.

They've really had just one significant injury in the past 2 years and it was fluky.
I suppose we'll have to wait and see how Rondon's arm plays out.
And Soler has weird leg muscles.

But that's about it, huh?

Fowler missed a month this season.

Oh yeah.

Well, still seems impressive.

More impressive was having Contreras and Almora ready to fill in instead of having to overpay for a stopgap veteran.

That goes beyond the scope of my post.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 29, 2016, 02:29:41 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (Arrieta Panic Edition)

Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Pirates: 14-4 (.778)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 10-9 (.526)

Total: 48-24 (.667)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 3
at Pirates: 1
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 0
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on September 29, 2016, 05:39:55 PM
Part of me is waiting for the Pirates to start playing dirty as revenge for the sustained, embarrassing beating they've been taking from the Cubs these last two years.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on September 29, 2016, 06:39:47 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 29, 2016, 05:39:55 PM
Part of me is waiting for the Pirates to start playing dirty as revenge for the sustained, embarrassing beating they've been taking from the Cubs these last two years.

"Part of me is waiting for something to happen" is the most noncommittally Canadian thing I've ever heard that didn't also include an apology.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Canadouche on September 29, 2016, 06:49:09 PM
Quote from: Bort on September 29, 2016, 06:39:47 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 29, 2016, 05:39:55 PM
Part of me is waiting for the Pirates to start playing dirty as revenge for the sustained, embarrassing beating they've been taking from the Cubs these last two years.

"Part of me is waiting for something to happen" is the most noncommittally Canadian thing I've ever heard that didn't also include an apology.

With utmost respect, I would like to offer my most sincere apologies for my regrettable failure to include a plea for forgiveness in my lamentable preceding post. I have let down Canadians everywhere, and must now embark upon the Shameful Trek of Redress. As this error in judgement occurred while we approach winter, I will certainly expire while en route, probably upon my approach to Thunder Bay, where the winters are as brutal as a Jim Hendry-generated scouting report. (Sorry, Jim Hendry, for the poor analogy.)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 30, 2016, 09:17:49 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 29, 2016, 05:39:55 PM
Part of me is waiting for the Pirates to start playing dirty as revenge for the sustained, embarrassing beating they've been taking from the Cubs these last two years.

All of me hopes they take out their frustration this weekend against St. Louis. 
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 30, 2016, 02:28:52 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (Donovan McNabb Edition)

Reds: 13-3 (.813)
Pirates: 14-4-1 (.737)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 10-9 (.526)

Total: 48-24-1 (.658)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 3
at Pirates: 0
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 0
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 30, 2016, 08:53:08 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (after game of Sept. 30)

Reds: 14-3 (.824)
Pirates: 14-4-1 (.737)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 10-9 (.526)

Total: 49-24-1 (.662)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 2
at Pirates: 0
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 0
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 01, 2016, 06:24:18 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016 (It's All Falling Apart Edition)

Reds: 14-4 (.778)
Pirates: 14-4-1 (.737)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 10-9 (.526)

Total: 49-25-1 (.653)

Games Remaining (Regular Season)
at Reds: 1
at Pirates: 0
vs Brewers: 0
vs Cardinals: 0
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 02, 2016, 05:35:58 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016

Reds: 15-4 (.789)
Pirates: 14-4-1 (.737)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 10-9 (.526)

Total: 50-25-1 (.658)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 03, 2016, 04:15:26 AM
Get ready for Shitty Celebrites Are Suddenly Cubs Fans Season!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on October 03, 2016, 09:19:36 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 02, 2016, 05:35:58 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016

Reds: 15-4 (.789)
Pirates: 14-4-1 (.737)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 10-9 (.526)

Total: 50-25-1 (.658)

I admit it...I have no idea why you keep posting updated Cubs records vs. NL Central teams.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 03, 2016, 10:18:53 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 03, 2016, 09:19:36 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 02, 2016, 05:35:58 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016

Reds: 15-4 (.789)
Pirates: 14-4-1 (.737)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 10-9 (.526)

Total: 50-25-1 (.658)

I admit it...I have no idea why you keep posting updated Cubs records vs. NL Central teams.

Same
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on October 03, 2016, 10:31:40 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on October 03, 2016, 10:18:53 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 03, 2016, 09:19:36 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 02, 2016, 05:35:58 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016

Reds: 15-4 (.789)
Pirates: 14-4-1 (.737)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 10-9 (.526)

Total: 50-25-1 (.658)

I admit it...I have no idea why you keep posting updated Cubs records vs. NL Central teams.

Same

On the other hand the Sox Bro who argued with me on twitter earlier this year that the Cubs would be a wildcard team in the powerhouse that is the AL Central is probably using the Cubs dominance of the NLC as proof of his theory, in some kind of ass backwards logic.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 03, 2016, 12:23:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 03, 2016, 10:31:40 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on October 03, 2016, 10:18:53 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 03, 2016, 09:19:36 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 02, 2016, 05:35:58 PM
Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016

Reds: 15-4 (.789)
Pirates: 14-4-1 (.737)
Brewers: 11-8 (.579)
Cardinals: 10-9 (.526)

Total: 50-25-1 (.658)

I admit it...I have no idea why you keep posting updated Cubs records vs. NL Central teams.

Same

On the other hand the Sox Bro who argued with me on twitter earlier this year that the Cubs would be a wildcard team in the powerhouse that is the AL Central is probably using the Cubs dominance of the NLC as proof of his theory, in some kind of ass backwards logic.

I'm pretty sure 19 games each against the Sox & Twins wouldn't sting all that much.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 03, 2016, 12:44:16 PM
Now that you guys bring it up, I don't think I'll post them anymore. Glad we could work this out.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on November 08, 2016, 06:53:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

It appears Theo  is as big of a meatball as I am (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/how-theo-epstein-broke-another-curse-and-built-the-world-series-champion-cubs-155257017.html):

QuoteExactly three months before Halloween, Theo Epstein was so pissed off at himself he started to bang on street signs. It was July 31, the day before the trade deadline, and the St. Louis Cardinals were threatening to winnow the Cubs' National League Central division lead, once 12½ games, to 5½. And Epstein thought it was all his fault.

A left-hander named Brian Matusz, like Arrieta a former Baltimore pitching prospect, started for the Cubs that night. Chicago was trying to build organizational depth and figured Matusz a safe risk, especially after he had pitched well at Triple-A. Matusz allowed a two-run homer in the first, second and third innings, and Epstein, hunkered down for days in trade talks, needed some fresh air. He and Hoyer decided to take a walk. They ended up going for miles – talking, self-flagellating and whacking signs out of frustration. Never again would he do this, put at risk the dynamic of the clubhouse Maddon spent so long building for a flight of fancy.

"I felt like I had personally cost the team a game in the pennant race," Epstein said.

"He took it personally," Hoyer said.

"I took it very personally," Epstein said.

"We were too cute about it," Hoyer said.

"We overthought it," Epstein said.

In the eighth inning, Epstein headed down to the Cubs' clubhouse, ready to own his mistake face to face with the players. He refused to run from his errors. If he wanted the respect of players, he needed to face them.


Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on November 08, 2016, 09:33:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 06:53:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

It appears Theo  is as big of a meatball as I am (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/how-theo-epstein-broke-another-curse-and-built-the-world-series-champion-cubs-155257017.html):

QuoteExactly three months before Halloween, Theo Epstein was so pissed off at himself he started to bang on street signs. It was July 31, the day before the trade deadline, and the St. Louis Cardinals were threatening to winnow the Cubs' National League Central division lead, once 12½ games, to 5½. And Epstein thought it was all his fault.

A left-hander named Brian Matusz, like Arrieta a former Baltimore pitching prospect, started for the Cubs that night. Chicago was trying to build organizational depth and figured Matusz a safe risk, especially after he had pitched well at Triple-A. Matusz allowed a two-run homer in the first, second and third innings, and Epstein, hunkered down for days in trade talks, needed some fresh air. He and Hoyer decided to take a walk. They ended up going for miles – talking, self-flagellating and whacking signs out of frustration. Never again would he do this, put at risk the dynamic of the clubhouse Maddon spent so long building for a flight of fancy.

"I felt like I had personally cost the team a game in the pennant race," Epstein said.

"He took it personally," Hoyer said.

"I took it very personally," Epstein said.

"We were too cute about it," Hoyer said.

"We overthought it," Epstein said.

In the eighth inning, Epstein headed down to the Cubs' clubhouse, ready to own his mistake face to face with the players. He refused to run from his errors. If he wanted the respect of players, he needed to face them.

One of the thousands of interesting things about this year's team, and the construction of it, is that when the Cubs hired Theo I had a pretty un-nuanced view of him as a stat dweeb (and I love stats!) who did a funny thing in a gorilla suit once. And that couldn't be further than the truth - his mentality is basically 1/3 Huey (meatball), 1/3 Chuck Dickens (brainiac stat dweeb) and 1/3 Mark DeRosa (extremely likeable personality who works hard & plays hard) which it turns out is a great recipe for running a baseball team.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on November 08, 2016, 09:35:28 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2016, 09:33:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 06:53:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

It appears Theo  is as big of a meatball as I am (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/how-theo-epstein-broke-another-curse-and-built-the-world-series-champion-cubs-155257017.html):

QuoteExactly three months before Halloween, Theo Epstein was so pissed off at himself he started to bang on street signs. It was July 31, the day before the trade deadline, and the St. Louis Cardinals were threatening to winnow the Cubs' National League Central division lead, once 12½ games, to 5½. And Epstein thought it was all his fault.

A left-hander named Brian Matusz, like Arrieta a former Baltimore pitching prospect, started for the Cubs that night. Chicago was trying to build organizational depth and figured Matusz a safe risk, especially after he had pitched well at Triple-A. Matusz allowed a two-run homer in the first, second and third innings, and Epstein, hunkered down for days in trade talks, needed some fresh air. He and Hoyer decided to take a walk. They ended up going for miles – talking, self-flagellating and whacking signs out of frustration. Never again would he do this, put at risk the dynamic of the clubhouse Maddon spent so long building for a flight of fancy.

"I felt like I had personally cost the team a game in the pennant race," Epstein said.

"He took it personally," Hoyer said.

"I took it very personally," Epstein said.

"We were too cute about it," Hoyer said.

"We overthought it," Epstein said.

In the eighth inning, Epstein headed down to the Cubs' clubhouse, ready to own his mistake face to face with the players. He refused to run from his errors. If he wanted the respect of players, he needed to face them.

One of the thousands of interesting things about this year's team, and the construction of it, is that when the Cubs hired Theo I had a pretty un-nuanced view of him as a stat dweeb (and I love stats!) who did a funny thing in a gorilla suit once. And that couldn't be further than the truth - his mentality is basically 1/3 Huey (meatball), 1/3 Chuck Dickens (brainiac stat dweeb) and 1/3 Mark DeRosa (extremely likeable personality who works hard & plays hard) which it turns out is a great recipe for running a baseball team.

Yeah the perception was that he was cold and analytical and yet actually it appears Jed mostly has to keep him away from sharp objects any time they are losing. My kinda guy.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on November 08, 2016, 09:49:14 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2016, 09:33:12 AM
1/3 Huey (meatball), 1/3 Chuck Dickens (brainiac stat dweeb) and 1/3 Mark DeRosa (extremely likeable personality who works hard & plays hard)

Or

*lower shades to look you dead in the eye*

basically, one me.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 08, 2016, 09:50:53 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2016, 09:33:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 06:53:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

It appears Theo  is as big of a meatball as I am (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/how-theo-epstein-broke-another-curse-and-built-the-world-series-champion-cubs-155257017.html):

QuoteExactly three months before Halloween, Theo Epstein was so pissed off at himself he started to bang on street signs. It was July 31, the day before the trade deadline, and the St. Louis Cardinals were threatening to winnow the Cubs' National League Central division lead, once 12½ games, to 5½. And Epstein thought it was all his fault.

A left-hander named Brian Matusz, like Arrieta a former Baltimore pitching prospect, started for the Cubs that night. Chicago was trying to build organizational depth and figured Matusz a safe risk, especially after he had pitched well at Triple-A. Matusz allowed a two-run homer in the first, second and third innings, and Epstein, hunkered down for days in trade talks, needed some fresh air. He and Hoyer decided to take a walk. They ended up going for miles – talking, self-flagellating and whacking signs out of frustration. Never again would he do this, put at risk the dynamic of the clubhouse Maddon spent so long building for a flight of fancy.

"I felt like I had personally cost the team a game in the pennant race," Epstein said.

"He took it personally," Hoyer said.

"I took it very personally," Epstein said.

"We were too cute about it," Hoyer said.

"We overthought it," Epstein said.

In the eighth inning, Epstein headed down to the Cubs' clubhouse, ready to own his mistake face to face with the players. He refused to run from his errors. If he wanted the respect of players, he needed to face them.

One of the thousands of interesting things about this year's team, and the construction of it, is that when the Cubs hired Theo I had a pretty un-nuanced view of him as a stat dweeb (and I love stats!) who did a funny thing in a gorilla suit once. And that couldn't be further than the truth - his mentality is basically 1/3 Huey (meatball), 1/3 Chuck Dickens (brainiac stat dweeb) and 1/3 Mark DeRosa (extremely likeable personality who works hard & plays hard) which it turns out is a great recipe for running a baseball team.

Fuck Mark DeRosa, you fanboy shitheel.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: R-V on November 08, 2016, 09:56:49 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on November 08, 2016, 09:50:53 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2016, 09:33:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 06:53:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

It appears Theo  is as big of a meatball as I am (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/how-theo-epstein-broke-another-curse-and-built-the-world-series-champion-cubs-155257017.html):

QuoteExactly three months before Halloween, Theo Epstein was so pissed off at himself he started to bang on street signs. It was July 31, the day before the trade deadline, and the St. Louis Cardinals were threatening to winnow the Cubs' National League Central division lead, once 12½ games, to 5½. And Epstein thought it was all his fault.

A left-hander named Brian Matusz, like Arrieta a former Baltimore pitching prospect, started for the Cubs that night. Chicago was trying to build organizational depth and figured Matusz a safe risk, especially after he had pitched well at Triple-A. Matusz allowed a two-run homer in the first, second and third innings, and Epstein, hunkered down for days in trade talks, needed some fresh air. He and Hoyer decided to take a walk. They ended up going for miles – talking, self-flagellating and whacking signs out of frustration. Never again would he do this, put at risk the dynamic of the clubhouse Maddon spent so long building for a flight of fancy.

"I felt like I had personally cost the team a game in the pennant race," Epstein said.

"He took it personally," Hoyer said.

"I took it very personally," Epstein said.

"We were too cute about it," Hoyer said.

"We overthought it," Epstein said.

In the eighth inning, Epstein headed down to the Cubs' clubhouse, ready to own his mistake face to face with the players. He refused to run from his errors. If he wanted the respect of players, he needed to face them.

One of the thousands of interesting things about this year's team, and the construction of it, is that when the Cubs hired Theo I had a pretty un-nuanced view of him as a stat dweeb (and I love stats!) who did a funny thing in a gorilla suit once. And that couldn't be further than the truth - his mentality is basically 1/3 Huey (meatball), 1/3 Chuck Dickens (brainiac stat dweeb) and 1/3 Mark DeRosa (extremely likeable personality who works hard & plays hard) which it turns out is a great recipe for running a baseball team.

Fuck Mark DeRosa, you fanboy shitheel.

I guess it's safe to say you took the bait.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 08, 2016, 09:57:49 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2016, 09:56:49 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on November 08, 2016, 09:50:53 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2016, 09:33:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 06:53:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

It appears Theo  is as big of a meatball as I am (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/how-theo-epstein-broke-another-curse-and-built-the-world-series-champion-cubs-155257017.html):

QuoteExactly three months before Halloween, Theo Epstein was so pissed off at himself he started to bang on street signs. It was July 31, the day before the trade deadline, and the St. Louis Cardinals were threatening to winnow the Cubs' National League Central division lead, once 12½ games, to 5½. And Epstein thought it was all his fault.

A left-hander named Brian Matusz, like Arrieta a former Baltimore pitching prospect, started for the Cubs that night. Chicago was trying to build organizational depth and figured Matusz a safe risk, especially after he had pitched well at Triple-A. Matusz allowed a two-run homer in the first, second and third innings, and Epstein, hunkered down for days in trade talks, needed some fresh air. He and Hoyer decided to take a walk. They ended up going for miles – talking, self-flagellating and whacking signs out of frustration. Never again would he do this, put at risk the dynamic of the clubhouse Maddon spent so long building for a flight of fancy.

"I felt like I had personally cost the team a game in the pennant race," Epstein said.

"He took it personally," Hoyer said.

"I took it very personally," Epstein said.

"We were too cute about it," Hoyer said.

"We overthought it," Epstein said.

In the eighth inning, Epstein headed down to the Cubs' clubhouse, ready to own his mistake face to face with the players. He refused to run from his errors. If he wanted the respect of players, he needed to face them.

One of the thousands of interesting things about this year's team, and the construction of it, is that when the Cubs hired Theo I had a pretty un-nuanced view of him as a stat dweeb (and I love stats!) who did a funny thing in a gorilla suit once. And that couldn't be further than the truth - his mentality is basically 1/3 Huey (meatball), 1/3 Chuck Dickens (brainiac stat dweeb) and 1/3 Mark DeRosa (extremely likeable personality who works hard & plays hard) which it turns out is a great recipe for running a baseball team.

Fuck Mark DeRosa, you fanboy shitheel.

I guess it's safe to say you took the bait.

And how!
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on November 08, 2016, 10:15:48 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2016, 09:56:49 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on November 08, 2016, 09:50:53 AM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2016, 09:33:12 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 06:53:25 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2016, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 31, 2016, 07:16:36 PM
What was your favorite moment of the Brian Matusz Era?

Between sending down La Stella in favor of Coghlan, giving Matusz a start because fuck it why not, and using Joel Peralta at all it feels like the Cubs are using the rest of the season for roster tinkering rather than winning which is pretty fucking dumb considering their lead is now longer even remotely close to insurmountable

It appears Theo  is as big of a meatball as I am (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/how-theo-epstein-broke-another-curse-and-built-the-world-series-champion-cubs-155257017.html):

QuoteExactly three months before Halloween, Theo Epstein was so pissed off at himself he started to bang on street signs. It was July 31, the day before the trade deadline, and the St. Louis Cardinals were threatening to winnow the Cubs' National League Central division lead, once 12½ games, to 5½. And Epstein thought it was all his fault.

A left-hander named Brian Matusz, like Arrieta a former Baltimore pitching prospect, started for the Cubs that night. Chicago was trying to build organizational depth and figured Matusz a safe risk, especially after he had pitched well at Triple-A. Matusz allowed a two-run homer in the first, second and third innings, and Epstein, hunkered down for days in trade talks, needed some fresh air. He and Hoyer decided to take a walk. They ended up going for miles – talking, self-flagellating and whacking signs out of frustration. Never again would he do this, put at risk the dynamic of the clubhouse Maddon spent so long building for a flight of fancy.

"I felt like I had personally cost the team a game in the pennant race," Epstein said.

"He took it personally," Hoyer said.

"I took it very personally," Epstein said.

"We were too cute about it," Hoyer said.

"We overthought it," Epstein said.

In the eighth inning, Epstein headed down to the Cubs' clubhouse, ready to own his mistake face to face with the players. He refused to run from his errors. If he wanted the respect of players, he needed to face them.

One of the thousands of interesting things about this year's team, and the construction of it, is that when the Cubs hired Theo I had a pretty un-nuanced view of him as a stat dweeb (and I love stats!) who did a funny thing in a gorilla suit once. And that couldn't be further than the truth - his mentality is basically 1/3 Huey (meatball), 1/3 Chuck Dickens (brainiac stat dweeb) and 1/3 Mark DeRosa (extremely likeable personality who works hard & plays hard) which it turns out is a great recipe for running a baseball team.

Fuck Mark DeRosa, you fanboy shitheel.

I guess it's safe to say you took the bait.

That bet was so safe not even Pete Rose could fuck it up.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on November 08, 2016, 11:09:21 AM
I enjoy that Huey still hates Mark DeRosa, because this is me last week:

Me: God, I forgive them, I forgive them all. All the ex-Cubs can celebrate this!

Wife: oh look there's Ryan Dempster in the parade!

Me: oh...uhh...*twitching* okay then

Wife: What about Dusty Baker?

Me: Well, alright maybe not everyone is forgiven

Wife: Ryan Theriot?

Me: Fuck that shitheel.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 08, 2016, 11:18:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 11:09:21 AM
I enjoy that Huey still hates Mark DeRosa, because this is me last week:

Me: God, I forgive them, I forgive them all. All the ex-Cubs can celebrate this!

Wife: oh look there's Ryan Dempster in the parade!

Me: oh...uhh...*twitching* okay then

Wife: What about Dusty Baker?

Me: Well, alright maybe not everyone is forgiven

Wife: Ryan Theriot?

Me: Fuck that shitheel.


DeRosa is actually likeable.  I heard him interviewed on the SCORE a few weeks ago and thought I was listening to clips from "Goodfellas" he sounds so much like Ray Liotta.  He's got charisma, and he's also had the decency to stay the fuck out of the Cubs' way since shitting the tub in consecutive seasons.

I only took the bait because RV begged me to and who am I to disappoint?

But just so we're clear--even though the Cubs won it all I still want Ryan Dempster to die a slow, painful death, the sooner, the better, thanks.  Jesus, that asshat is so immeasurably hateable.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on November 08, 2016, 11:22:13 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on November 08, 2016, 11:18:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 11:09:21 AM
I enjoy that Huey still hates Mark DeRosa, because this is me last week:

Me: God, I forgive them, I forgive them all. All the ex-Cubs can celebrate this!

Wife: oh look there's Ryan Dempster in the parade!

Me: oh...uhh...*twitching* okay then

Wife: What about Dusty Baker?

Me: Well, alright maybe not everyone is forgiven

Wife: Ryan Theriot?

Me: Fuck that shitheel.


DeRosa is actually likeable.  I heard him interviewed on the SCORE a few weeks ago and thought I was listening to clips from "Goodfellas" he sounds so much like Ray Liotta.  He's got charisma, and he's also had the decency to stay the fuck out of the Cubs' way since shitting the tub in consecutive seasons.

I only took the bait because RV begged me to and who am I to disappoint?

But just so we're clear--even though the Cubs won it all I still want Ryan Dempster to die a slow, painful death, the sooner, the better, thanks.  Jesus, that asshat is so immeasurably hateable.

Yeah basically what I meant was I am giving Alex Gonzalez a full pardon and that I will love Derrek Lee and Aramis even more than I already did. I'm not about to hug Corey Patterson or something. Also I can now remember Mark Prior without wanting to die.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on November 08, 2016, 11:48:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 11:22:13 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on November 08, 2016, 11:18:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 11:09:21 AM
I enjoy that Huey still hates Mark DeRosa, because this is me last week:

Me: God, I forgive them, I forgive them all. All the ex-Cubs can celebrate this!

Wife: oh look there's Ryan Dempster in the parade!

Me: oh...uhh...*twitching* okay then

Wife: What about Dusty Baker?

Me: Well, alright maybe not everyone is forgiven

Wife: Ryan Theriot?

Me: Fuck that shitheel.


DeRosa is actually likeable.  I heard him interviewed on the SCORE a few weeks ago and thought I was listening to clips from "Goodfellas" he sounds so much like Ray Liotta.  He's got charisma, and he's also had the decency to stay the fuck out of the Cubs' way since shitting the tub in consecutive seasons.

I only took the bait because RV begged me to and who am I to disappoint?

But just so we're clear--even though the Cubs won it all I still want Ryan Dempster to die a slow, painful death, the sooner, the better, thanks.  Jesus, that asshat is so immeasurably hateable.

Yeah basically what I meant was I am giving Alex Gonzalez a full pardon and that I will love Derrek Lee and Aramis even more than I already did. I'm not about to hug Corey Patterson or something. Also I can now remember Mark Prior without wanting to die.

I just threw an extra log on Snork's barn because my bullshit toleration still has its limits.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Eli on November 08, 2016, 12:16:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2016, 11:48:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 11:22:13 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on November 08, 2016, 11:18:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 11:09:21 AM
I enjoy that Huey still hates Mark DeRosa, because this is me last week:

Me: God, I forgive them, I forgive them all. All the ex-Cubs can celebrate this!

Wife: oh look there's Ryan Dempster in the parade!

Me: oh...uhh...*twitching* okay then

Wife: What about Dusty Baker?

Me: Well, alright maybe not everyone is forgiven

Wife: Ryan Theriot?

Me: Fuck that shitheel.


DeRosa is actually likeable.  I heard him interviewed on the SCORE a few weeks ago and thought I was listening to clips from "Goodfellas" he sounds so much like Ray Liotta.  He's got charisma, and he's also had the decency to stay the fuck out of the Cubs' way since shitting the tub in consecutive seasons.

I only took the bait because RV begged me to and who am I to disappoint?

But just so we're clear--even though the Cubs won it all I still want Ryan Dempster to die a slow, painful death, the sooner, the better, thanks.  Jesus, that asshat is so immeasurably hateable.

Yeah basically what I meant was I am giving Alex Gonzalez a full pardon and that I will love Derrek Lee and Aramis even more than I already did. I'm not about to hug Corey Patterson or something. Also I can now remember Mark Prior without wanting to die.

I just threw an extra log on Snork's barn because my bullshit toleration still has its limits.

The Cubs kicking his ass in the NLDS should keep that flame going for eternity.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: SKO on November 08, 2016, 12:53:42 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2016, 12:16:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2016, 11:48:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 11:22:13 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on November 08, 2016, 11:18:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 11:09:21 AM
I enjoy that Huey still hates Mark DeRosa, because this is me last week:

Me: God, I forgive them, I forgive them all. All the ex-Cubs can celebrate this!

Wife: oh look there's Ryan Dempster in the parade!

Me: oh...uhh...*twitching* okay then

Wife: What about Dusty Baker?

Me: Well, alright maybe not everyone is forgiven

Wife: Ryan Theriot?

Me: Fuck that shitheel.


DeRosa is actually likeable.  I heard him interviewed on the SCORE a few weeks ago and thought I was listening to clips from "Goodfellas" he sounds so much like Ray Liotta.  He's got charisma, and he's also had the decency to stay the fuck out of the Cubs' way since shitting the tub in consecutive seasons.

I only took the bait because RV begged me to and who am I to disappoint?

But just so we're clear--even though the Cubs won it all I still want Ryan Dempster to die a slow, painful death, the sooner, the better, thanks.  Jesus, that asshat is so immeasurably hateable.

Yeah basically what I meant was I am giving Alex Gonzalez a full pardon and that I will love Derrek Lee and Aramis even more than I already did. I'm not about to hug Corey Patterson or something. Also I can now remember Mark Prior without wanting to die.

I just threw an extra log on Snork's barn because my bullshit toleration still has its limits.

The Cubs kicking his ass in the NLDS should keep that flame going for eternity.

I wonder if he's figured out yet how a team can get better by trading Scott Feldman
(http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2016_44/1779801/161104-jake-arrieta_91a7051637fbc60e9f555370bb0af07a.nbcnews-ux-600-480.jpg)
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on November 08, 2016, 02:26:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 12:53:42 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2016, 12:16:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2016, 11:48:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 11:22:13 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on November 08, 2016, 11:18:28 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2016, 11:09:21 AM
I enjoy that Huey still hates Mark DeRosa, because this is me last week:

Me: God, I forgive them, I forgive them all. All the ex-Cubs can celebrate this!

Wife: oh look there's Ryan Dempster in the parade!

Me: oh...uhh...*twitching* okay then

Wife: What about Dusty Baker?

Me: Well, alright maybe not everyone is forgiven

Wife: Ryan Theriot?

Me: Fuck that shitheel.


DeRosa is actually likeable.  I heard him interviewed on the SCORE a few weeks ago and thought I was listening to clips from "Goodfellas" he sounds so much like Ray Liotta.  He's got charisma, and he's also had the decency to stay the fuck out of the Cubs' way since shitting the tub in consecutive seasons.

I only took the bait because RV begged me to and who am I to disappoint?

But just so we're clear--even though the Cubs won it all I still want Ryan Dempster to die a slow, painful death, the sooner, the better, thanks.  Jesus, that asshat is so immeasurably hateable.

Yeah basically what I meant was I am giving Alex Gonzalez a full pardon and that I will love Derrek Lee and Aramis even more than I already did. I'm not about to hug Corey Patterson or something. Also I can now remember Mark Prior without wanting to die.

I just threw an extra log on Snork's barn because my bullshit toleration still has its limits.

The Cubs kicking his ass in the NLDS should keep that flame going for eternity.

I wonder if he's figured out yet how a team can get better by trading Scott Feldman
(http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2016_44/1779801/161104-jake-arrieta_91a7051637fbc60e9f555370bb0af07a.nbcnews-ux-600-480.jpg)

Everything's coming up Bort.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 08, 2016, 08:14:46 PM
Gold Gloves for Heyward, Rizzo; highway robbery for Brandon Crawford against Addison Russell. This wrong shall not stand.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CT III on November 15, 2016, 12:48:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 13, 2016, 08:36:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 08:13:13 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 12, 2016, 10:35:05 PM
I hate Bud Selig.

Fuck Selig.

Cubs in 6.

I heard a caller mention something about the 4 games in AL parks. He said, if it gets to game 7, that means the Cubs will have been able to put out an optimized batting order 4 games, as opposed to 3, and that may help them since I believe most of us agree the Cubs probably have the best lineup and great depth.

Also, 4 games of Schwarber

Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 15, 2016, 12:52:51 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 15, 2016, 12:48:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 13, 2016, 08:36:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 08:13:13 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 12, 2016, 10:35:05 PM
I hate Bud Selig.

Fuck Selig.

Cubs in 6.

I heard a caller mention something about the 4 games in AL parks. He said, if it gets to game 7, that means the Cubs will have been able to put out an optimized batting order 4 games, as opposed to 3, and that may help them since I believe most of us agree the Cubs probably have the best lineup and great depth.

Also, 4 games of Schwarber



Fortunately, Joe Maddon can influence home field in the 2017 World Series.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: ChuckD on November 15, 2016, 01:14:20 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on November 15, 2016, 12:52:51 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 15, 2016, 12:48:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 13, 2016, 08:36:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 08:13:13 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 12, 2016, 10:35:05 PM
I hate Bud Selig.

Fuck Selig.

Cubs in 6.

I heard a caller mention something about the 4 games in AL parks. He said, if it gets to game 7, that means the Cubs will have been able to put out an optimized batting order 4 games, as opposed to 3, and that may help them since I believe most of us agree the Cubs probably have the best lineup and great depth.

Also, 4 games of Schwarber



Fortunately, Joe Maddon can influence home field in the 2017 World Series.

Can't wait to see Bartolo Colon in LF.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 15, 2016, 01:24:49 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 15, 2016, 01:14:20 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on November 15, 2016, 12:52:51 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 15, 2016, 12:48:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 13, 2016, 08:36:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 08:13:13 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 12, 2016, 10:35:05 PM
I hate Bud Selig.

Fuck Selig.

Cubs in 6.

I heard a caller mention something about the 4 games in AL parks. He said, if it gets to game 7, that means the Cubs will have been able to put out an optimized batting order 4 games, as opposed to 3, and that may help them since I believe most of us agree the Cubs probably have the best lineup and great depth.

Also, 4 games of Schwarber



Fortunately, Joe Maddon can influence home field in the 2017 World Series.

Can't wait to see Bartolo Colon in LF.

We all know Joe will use one of his manager's selections to make Travis Wood an All-Star (again).
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 20, 2016, 11:17:43 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on November 15, 2016, 01:24:49 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 15, 2016, 01:14:20 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on November 15, 2016, 12:52:51 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 15, 2016, 12:48:13 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 13, 2016, 08:36:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 13, 2016, 08:13:13 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 12, 2016, 10:35:05 PM
I hate Bud Selig.

Fuck Selig.

Cubs in 6.

I heard a caller mention something about the 4 games in AL parks. He said, if it gets to game 7, that means the Cubs will have been able to put out an optimized batting order 4 games, as opposed to 3, and that may help them since I believe most of us agree the Cubs probably have the best lineup and great depth.

Also, 4 games of Schwarber



Fortunately, Joe Maddon can influence home field in the 2017 World Series.

Can't wait to see Bartolo Colon in LF.

We all know Joe will use one of his manager's selections to make Travis Wood an All-Star (again).

Even if Wood signs with an AL team.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: CBStew on January 11, 2017, 04:47:14 PM
Another reason to live the Cubs!

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/cubs-choose-to-visit-white-house-in-president-obamas-final-days-in-office-030009932.html
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Bort on January 11, 2017, 05:35:57 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 11, 2017, 04:47:14 PM
Another reason to live the Cubs!

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/cubs-choose-to-visit-white-house-in-president-obamas-final-days-in-office-030009932.html

Not only do they not have to shake Trump's piss-stained hands: they also get to troll the most famous White Sox fan.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 11, 2017, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 11, 2017, 05:35:57 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 11, 2017, 04:47:14 PM
Another reason to live the Cubs!

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/cubs-choose-to-visit-white-house-in-president-obamas-final-days-in-office-030009932.html

Not only do they not have to shake Trump's piss-stained hands: they also get to troll the most famous White Sox fan.

Can't wait for the tweets about how poorly the Cubs are run after the world champs snub the Cheeto-in-Chief.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 12, 2017, 07:22:20 PM
I'd rather the Cubs get congratulated by a Chicagoan than by a shitstain who rags on us every chance he gets.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 13, 2017, 08:23:53 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on January 12, 2017, 07:22:20 PM
I'd rather the Cubs get congratulated by a Chicagoan than by a shitpeestain who rags on us every chance he gets.

Moscow'd
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 17, 2017, 12:12:40 AM
Glad they did this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehDF6U3tYpo) now instead of during the season.  Donald Trump would have spent 40 minutes ranting about what a bitch Laura Ricketts is for supporting Crooked Hillary (as Todd Ricketts uncomfortably stared at his shoes).
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: PenFoe on January 17, 2017, 03:52:43 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 17, 2017, 12:12:40 AM
Glad they did this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehDF6U3tYpo) now instead of during the season.  Donald Trump would have spent 40 minutes ranting about what a bitch Laura Ricketts is for supporting Crooked Hillary (as Todd Ricketts uncomfortably stared at his shoes).

Cogs looks like he would have really preferred they waited another 4 days.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 17, 2017, 10:39:28 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 17, 2017, 03:52:43 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 17, 2017, 12:12:40 AM
Glad they did this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehDF6U3tYpo) now instead of during the season.  Donald Trump would have spent 40 minutes ranting about what a bitch Laura Ricketts is for supporting Crooked Hillary (as Todd Ricketts uncomfortably stared at his shoes).

Cogs looks like he would have really preferred they waited another 4 days.

Not that I needed more reasons to hate him, but it works.
Title: Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 19, 2017, 09:09:16 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 17, 2017, 10:39:28 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 17, 2017, 03:52:43 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 17, 2017, 12:12:40 AM
Glad they did this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehDF6U3tYpo) now instead of during the season.  Donald Trump would have spent 40 minutes ranting about what a bitch Laura Ricketts is for supporting Crooked Hillary (as Todd Ricketts uncomfortably stared at his shoes).

Cogs looks like he would have really preferred they waited another 4 days.

Not that I needed more reasons to hate him, but it works.

Maybe after this season he'll be happier meeting Shinzo Abe.