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Title: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: ChuckD on April 07, 2016, 08:49:55 PM
First pitch as a Cub. Dinger to Jean Segura. Good start!
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Yeti on April 07, 2016, 10:39:25 PM
Thanks for injuring Schwarber, John
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on April 08, 2016, 07:22:58 AM
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on April 08, 2016, 07:52:16 AM
Send him back to St. Louis on the hood of a tow truck.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 08, 2016, 08:20:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 07:22:58 AM
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT

What's with the glaring, can't-make-my-eyes-not-see-it open mouthbreathing underbite of piano keys on this guy? AND STOP LEAVING PITCHES UP IN THE ZONE, YOU FOREVERCARDINAL!
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 08, 2016, 08:35:32 AM
Can I build a split-level firebarn for him and Joe Theismann?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on April 08, 2016, 09:24:54 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 08, 2016, 08:35:32 AM
Can I build a split-level firebarn for him and Joe Theismann?

I guess so, but if I'm going to Amish up for your barn raising/razing, I'm going to need to know what Joe Theismann has done recently to get lumped in with a cancer like Lackey. If it's anything New York Giants related, you're on your own.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 08, 2016, 09:26:13 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 08, 2016, 09:24:54 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 08, 2016, 08:35:32 AM
Can I build a split-level firebarn for him and Joe Theismann?

I guess so, but if I'm going to Amish up for your barn raising/razing, I'm going to need to know what Joe Theismann has done recently to get lumped in with a cancer like Lackey.

Were you being coy with the word cancer or just lucky?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on April 08, 2016, 09:28:06 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 08, 2016, 09:26:13 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 08, 2016, 09:24:54 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 08, 2016, 08:35:32 AM
Can I build a split-level firebarn for him and Joe Theismann?

I guess so, but if I'm going to Amish up for your barn raising/razing, I'm going to need to know what Joe Theismann has done recently to get lumped in with a cancer like Lackey.

Were you being coy with the word cancer or just lucky?

Emphasis mine and very intentional.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 08, 2016, 09:44:44 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 08, 2016, 09:24:54 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 08, 2016, 08:35:32 AM
Can I build a split-level firebarn for him and Joe Theismann?

I guess so, but if I'm going to Amish up for your barn raising/razing, I'm going to need to know what Joe Theismann has done recently to get lumped in with a cancer like Lackey. If it's anything New York Giants related, you're on your own.

This (https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1298&dat=19910608&id=z-MPAAAAIBAJ&sjid=xosDAAAAIBAJ&pg=5248,1376785&hl=en) is as good a place to start as any.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on April 08, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 08, 2016, 10:55:23 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

"This is bullshit." -- Jason Hammel
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 08, 2016, 11:04:11 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I think you're wrong, SKO. He gets credit for going 6 innings. He's squarely in the hatewagon crosshairs, though. He's got that stupid underbite thing and he left a lot of pitches up in the zone and then looks bewildered once they get destroyed.

It's one start. I'll give it time.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on April 08, 2016, 11:13:02 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm OK with this.  And not just the tossing horseshit part.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on April 08, 2016, 11:14:40 AM
Sure let's just start off the bullshit toleration right away this year. Good work only giving up one run for every inning you pitched, John. Here's your participation trophy.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 08, 2016, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I know you're being tongue and cheek but didn't he retire his final 10 batters or something like that?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on April 08, 2016, 11:21:54 AM
(http://cdnph.upi.com/sv/b/upi/UPI-3811444369777/2015/1/2f537fffc3773fae37d04236fa2e9e7e/St-Louis-Cardinals-hand-ball-to-John-Lackey-for-NLDS-opener.jpg)

You shitbricks stare at that picture until every last bit of bullshit toleration vanishes.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 08, 2016, 11:23:52 AM
But he and Jon Lester are besties and if Jon can't have John and David holding his hand then he might not be good at baseball. You monsters just don't understand.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: R-V on April 08, 2016, 11:41:22 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I know you're being tongue and cheek but didn't he retire his final 10 batters or something like that?

Enough about gourmet Welsh cooking, let's get back to baseball.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Eli on April 08, 2016, 11:41:51 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

Given your history with Edwin Jackson, I don't want to hear another word out of you.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: R-V on April 08, 2016, 11:43:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 08, 2016, 11:41:51 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

Given your history with Edwin Jackson, I don't want to hear another word out of you.

I defend shitty middle of the rotation free agent pitchers. It's my thing. That and eating tongue with cheek gravy on it.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Canadouche on April 08, 2016, 11:44:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 11:43:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 08, 2016, 11:41:51 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

Given your history with Edwin Jackson, I don't want to hear another word out of you.

I defend shitty middle of the rotation free agent pitchers. It's my thing. That and eating tongue with cheek gravy on it.

Danny Jackson will forever be grateful.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on April 08, 2016, 11:45:47 AM
Lackey is off the juice and he sucks now. He's also a mole who came here specifically to get the Cubs outfielders hurt. Epstink is terrible.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on April 08, 2016, 11:56:01 AM
My Cardinals fan boss IM'd me this morning to say "Lackey looks good, huh?" to which I responded "at least he's owed about 50 million less than Mike Leake" and then he scurried back into the shame hole he's been hiding in since Opening Day.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 08, 2016, 12:30:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 11:56:01 AM
My Cardinals fan boss IM'd me this morning to say "Lackey looks good, huh?" to which I responded "at least he's owed about 50 million less than Mike Leake" and then he scurried back into the shame hole he's been hiding in since Opening Day.

I approve of this SKO-real-world burn.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Capt. Over on April 08, 2016, 06:32:07 PM
The best thing I have to say about John Lackey is that he is not John Danks.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 10, 2016, 08:05:05 AM
I just have an irrational hatred of former Cardinals who sign here.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on April 10, 2016, 12:29:54 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 11:41:22 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I know you're being tongue and cheek but didn't he retire his final 10 batters or something like that?

Enough about gourmet Welsh cooking, let's get back to baseball.

Seriously, though: if you've never eaten tongue or cheek, you've missed out.  They're fucking delicious.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: flannj on April 10, 2016, 12:41:40 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 10, 2016, 12:29:54 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 11:41:22 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I know you're being tongue and cheek but didn't he retire his final 10 batters or something like that?

Enough about gourmet Welsh cooking, let's get back to baseball.

Seriously, though: if you've never eaten tongue or cheek, you've missed out.  They're fucking delicious.

Validated.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: ChuckD on April 10, 2016, 02:37:46 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 10, 2016, 12:41:40 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 10, 2016, 12:29:54 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 11:41:22 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I know you're being tongue and cheek but didn't he retire his final 10 batters or something like that?

Enough about gourmet Welsh cooking, let's get back to baseball.

Seriously, though: if you've never eaten tongue or cheek, you've missed out.  They're fucking delicious.

Validated.

I've taken a big bite of both on a few occasions. A little coppery for my taste, but to each their own.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on April 10, 2016, 07:39:21 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 10, 2016, 12:29:54 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 11:41:22 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I know you're being tongue and cheek but didn't he retire his final 10 batters or something like that?

Enough about gourmet Welsh cooking, let's get back to baseball.

Seriously, though: if you've never eaten tongue or cheek, you've missed out.  They're fucking delicious.

Beef tongue and pig jowl.  Fuck yeah.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on April 11, 2016, 03:29:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 10, 2016, 07:39:21 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 10, 2016, 12:29:54 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 11:41:22 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I know you're being tongue and cheek but didn't he retire his final 10 batters or something like that?

Enough about gourmet Welsh cooking, let's get back to baseball.

Seriously, though: if you've never eaten tongue or cheek, you've missed out.  They're fucking delicious.

Beef tongue and pig jowl.  Fuck yeah.

I was thinking more larks' tongues and ocelot cheeks, but whatever floats your boat, you pleb.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: morpheus on April 11, 2016, 01:10:04 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 10, 2016, 07:39:21 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 10, 2016, 12:29:54 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 11:41:22 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I know you're being tongue and cheek but didn't he retire his final 10 batters or something like that?

Enough about gourmet Welsh cooking, let's get back to baseball.

Seriously, though: if you've never eaten tongue or cheek, you've missed out.  They're fucking delicious.

Beef tongue and pig jowl.  Fuck yeah.

The Purple Pig has a super tasty JLT (Jowl, Lettuce, Tomato) if you're into that sort of thing.  Also good: the fried pig's ear with kale, pickled cherry peppers, and fried egg.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on April 11, 2016, 02:32:59 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 11, 2016, 03:29:43 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 10, 2016, 07:39:21 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 10, 2016, 12:29:54 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 11:41:22 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2016, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 08, 2016, 10:09:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2016, 09:58:37 AM
He pitched like shit but he gave them 6 innings. Something to be said for that.

I'll duck out before you guys start tossing horseshit at me.

I'm sure many starters that get shelled early would settle in and go 6 innings if their team managed to put up 9 runs for them by the 4th and the manager gave them a longer leash. If the Cubs offense wasn't a juggernaut he'd have probably been yanked earlier in an attempt to keep them somewhat in the game.

He gets no credit whatsoever for any of this, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I know you're being tongue and cheek but didn't he retire his final 10 batters or something like that?

Enough about gourmet Welsh cooking, let's get back to baseball.

Seriously, though: if you've never eaten tongue or cheek, you've missed out.  They're fucking delicious.

Beef tongue and pig jowl.  Fuck yeah.

I was thinking more larks' tongues and ocelot cheeks, but whatever floats your boat, you pleb.

Fucking Australians.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 13, 2016, 08:01:20 PM
So is Lackey gonna be the pitcher that gets all the runs this yr? So while he may earn our haterage from regularly giving up 3 in 6-7 IP the offense will put up 6-8 making him seem better than he is.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Slaky on April 13, 2016, 09:48:05 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 13, 2016, 08:01:20 PM
So is Lackey gonna be the pitcher that gets all the runs this yr? So while he may earn our haterage from regularly giving up 3 in 6-7 IP the offense will put up 6-8 making him seem better than he is.

6+ and 2 ER isn't the worst. I'll take that from him every time even if his route to that end is infuriating.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 13, 2016, 09:51:03 PM
Yeah, if he pitches like he did tonight at least 75% of his starts then the ragehate will diminish.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 14, 2016, 11:13:58 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 13, 2016, 08:01:20 PM
So is Lackey gonna be the pitcher that gets all the runs this yr? So while he may earn our haterage from regularly giving up 3 in 6-7 IP the offense will put up 6-8 making him seem better than he is.

2-3 ER in 6-7 IP is Kyle Hendricks. Do we hate Kyle Hendricks? I don't hate Kyle Hendricks. But Kyle Hendricks doesn't make that stupid face that Lackey does.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on April 14, 2016, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 14, 2016, 11:13:58 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 13, 2016, 08:01:20 PM
So is Lackey gonna be the pitcher that gets all the runs this yr? So while he may earn our haterage from regularly giving up 3 in 6-7 IP the offense will put up 6-8 making him seem better than he is.

2-3 ER in 6-7 IP is Kyle Hendricks. Do we hate Kyle Hendricks? I don't hate Kyle Hendricks. But Kyle Hendricks doesn't make that stupid face that Lackey does.

Depends on the day. The story with Lackey is pretty simple: I have no reason to give him the benefit of the doubt. He's an a-hole and a former Cardinal to boot, so the burden's on him to be awesome before I start dialing back the haterage.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 14, 2016, 11:26:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 14, 2016, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 14, 2016, 11:13:58 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 13, 2016, 08:01:20 PM
So is Lackey gonna be the pitcher that gets all the runs this yr? So while he may earn our haterage from regularly giving up 3 in 6-7 IP the offense will put up 6-8 making him seem better than he is.

2-3 ER in 6-7 IP is Kyle Hendricks. Do we hate Kyle Hendricks? I don't hate Kyle Hendricks. But Kyle Hendricks doesn't make that stupid face that Lackey does.

Depends on the day. The story with Lackey is pretty simple: I have no reason to give him the benefit of the doubt. He's an a-hole and a former Cardinal to boot, so the burden's on him to be awesome before I start dialing back the haterage.

I've just decided to go full Chuck and hate him regardless of result.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on April 14, 2016, 11:45:57 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 14, 2016, 11:26:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 14, 2016, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 14, 2016, 11:13:58 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 13, 2016, 08:01:20 PM
So is Lackey gonna be the pitcher that gets all the runs this yr? So while he may earn our haterage from regularly giving up 3 in 6-7 IP the offense will put up 6-8 making him seem better than he is.

2-3 ER in 6-7 IP is Kyle Hendricks. Do we hate Kyle Hendricks? I don't hate Kyle Hendricks. But Kyle Hendricks doesn't make that stupid face that Lackey does.

Depends on the day. The story with Lackey is pretty simple: I have no reason to give him the benefit of the doubt. He's an a-hole and a former Cardinal to boot, so the burden's on him to be awesome before I start dialing back the haterage.

I've just decided to go full Chuck and hate him regardless of result.

If they want to go 131-31 and only lose Lackey's remaining starts that'd be fine with me.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on April 14, 2016, 12:17:02 PM
Lackey will finish the season with a sub-4.00 ERA and earn every penny of that meh contract.

And I'll still hate him. I hated Jim Edmonds too. I don't just forget the past and embrace these former Cardinals like some war criminal. Heyward doesn't count. It's not like he ever wanted to be a Cardinal in the first place and he cut a fucking swath out of St. Louis so fast it made General Sherman stand up and take note. 
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: J Rod on April 14, 2016, 12:21:22 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 14, 2016, 12:17:02 PM
Lackey will finish the season with a sub-4.00 ERA and earn every penny of that meh contract.

And I'll still hate him. I hated Jim Edmonds too. I don't just forget the past and embrace these former Cardinals like some war criminal. Heyward doesn't count. It's not like he ever wanted to be a Cardinal in the first place and he cut a fucking swath out of St. Louis so fast it made General Sherman stand up and take note. 

(http://www.elevenwarriors.com/sites/default/files/c/2014/12/undefeated-ooc.jpg.pagespeed.ce.Q5rQC_cDTK.jpg)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: ChuckD on April 14, 2016, 12:23:56 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 14, 2016, 11:26:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 14, 2016, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 14, 2016, 11:13:58 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 13, 2016, 08:01:20 PM
So is Lackey gonna be the pitcher that gets all the runs this yr? So while he may earn our haterage from regularly giving up 3 in 6-7 IP the offense will put up 6-8 making him seem better than he is.

2-3 ER in 6-7 IP is Kyle Hendricks. Do we hate Kyle Hendricks? I don't hate Kyle Hendricks. But Kyle Hendricks doesn't make that stupid face that Lackey does.

Depends on the day. The story with Lackey is pretty simple: I have no reason to give him the benefit of the doubt. He's an a-hole and a former Cardinal to boot, so the burden's on him to be awesome before I start dialing back the haterage.

I've just decided to go full Chuck and hate him regardless of result.

Yeah, I don't know what the rest of you guys are talking about. I twisted the dial all the way up on my Rage-a-tron until it snapped off. There's no turning back.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Eli on April 14, 2016, 12:31:09 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 14, 2016, 11:13:58 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 13, 2016, 08:01:20 PM
So is Lackey gonna be the pitcher that gets all the runs this yr? So while he may earn our haterage from regularly giving up 3 in 6-7 IP the offense will put up 6-8 making him seem better than he is.

2-3 ER in 6-7 IP is Kyle Hendricks. Do we hate Kyle Hendricks? I don't hate Kyle Hendricks. But Kyle Hendricks doesn't make that stupid face that Lackey does.

He makes a different stupid face though.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on April 14, 2016, 12:46:48 PM
I'm fine with Lackey.  Youse can all fuck off.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Bort on April 14, 2016, 01:05:47 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 14, 2016, 12:17:02 PM
Lackey will finish the season with a sub-4.00 ERA and earn every penny of that meh contract.

And I'll still hate him. I hated Jim Edmonds too. I don't just forget the past and embrace these former Cardinals like some war criminal. Heyward doesn't count. It's not like he ever wanted to be a Cardinal in the first place and he cut a fucking swath out of St. Louis so fast it made General Sherman stand up and take note. 

Slow clap.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on April 14, 2016, 01:21:19 PM
Tonk's tolerating a lot of bullshit in his old age.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 14, 2016, 06:36:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 14, 2016, 12:46:48 PM
I'm fine with Lackey.  Youse can all fuck off.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 14, 2016, 11:26:44 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 14, 2016, 12:17:02 PM
Lackey will finish the season with a sub-4.00 ERA and earn every penny of that meh contract.

And I'll still hate him. I hated Jim Edmonds too. I don't just forget the past and embrace these former Cardinals like some war criminal. Heyward doesn't count. It's not like he ever wanted to be a Cardinal in the first place and he cut a fucking swath out of St. Louis so fast it made General Sherman stand up and take note. 

Fuck, I wish I'd written that. I had to take a shower every time I cheered when Edmonds did something good.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on April 14, 2016, 11:27:16 PM
And John Lackey molests collies.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 15, 2016, 08:27:03 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 14, 2016, 11:27:16 PM
And John Lackey molests collies.

I shudder to think how hideous his O face must be.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: PenFoe on April 15, 2016, 03:06:15 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 15, 2016, 08:27:03 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 14, 2016, 11:27:16 PM
And John Lackey molests collies.

I shudder to think how hideous his O face must be.

Pretty sure he only has that one face.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 15, 2016, 03:11:33 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2016, 03:06:15 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 15, 2016, 08:27:03 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 14, 2016, 11:27:16 PM
And John Lackey molests collies.

I shudder to think how hideous his O face must be.

Pretty sure he only has that one face.

You two freaks can discuss the many permutations of John Lackey's O-face somewhere else. Don't sully our fine and upstanding Message Board with it, thank you very much.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 15, 2016, 04:23:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2016, 03:06:15 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 15, 2016, 08:27:03 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 14, 2016, 11:27:16 PM
And John Lackey molests collies.

I shudder to think how hideous his O face must be.

Pretty sure he only has that one face.

Napoleon Dynamite looking motherfucker.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 18, 2016, 08:50:05 PM
A line drive RBI single off his former team? I'd say someone's eager for our affection. John Lackey, you're cool with me until your next start unless you blow this lead.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 18, 2016, 09:20:57 PM
Let's see if the mop-up relievers can actually finish a shutout this year.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on April 18, 2016, 11:09:59 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 14, 2016, 12:46:48 PM
I'm fine with Lackey.  Youse can all fuck off.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on April 19, 2016, 07:20:32 AM
He's still an asshole, but if he can keep that up, I'll at least accept that he's our asshole.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 19, 2016, 08:16:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 19, 2016, 07:20:32 AM
He's still an asshole, but if he can keep that up, I'll at least accept that he's our asshole.

I'm hoping my searing-white hatred fuels him to being a 5 WAR pitcher.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Slaky on April 19, 2016, 08:21:17 AM
I hate him a lot less after last night. He was really good. The Matt Carpenter AB when he got into trouble was a work of art.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Bort on April 19, 2016, 08:32:56 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 19, 2016, 08:16:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 19, 2016, 07:20:32 AM
He's still an asshole, but if he can keep that up, I'll at least accept that he's our asshole.

I'm hoping my searing-white hatred fuels him to being a 5 WAR pitcher.

Ah, the Snork Option.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Canadouche on April 19, 2016, 09:31:46 AM
He wouldn't be much of a sleeper agent if he rolled over and showed his tummy in an April game.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Eli on April 23, 2016, 08:04:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 14, 2016, 12:46:48 PM
I'm fine with Lackey.  Youse can all fuck off.

GTFO
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on April 23, 2016, 08:20:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 23, 2016, 08:04:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 14, 2016, 12:46:48 PM
I'm fine with Lackey.  Youse can all fuck off.

GTFO

The Welsh tolerate a lot of fucking bullshit
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 23, 2016, 09:06:21 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 23, 2016, 08:20:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 23, 2016, 08:04:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 14, 2016, 12:46:48 PM
I'm fine with Lackey.  Youse can all fuck off.

GTFO

The Welsh tolerate a lot of fucking bullshit

They practically feed on it.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 23, 2016, 09:30:39 PM
Back in the Jim Edmonds Memorial Doghouse with his crusty ass.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Bort on April 23, 2016, 10:38:27 PM
Man, fuck that sieve-toothed, slack jawed, chinless yokel. BACK TO THE FIREBARN WITH YOU.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 23, 2016, 11:37:37 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 15, 2016, 04:23:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2016, 03:06:15 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 15, 2016, 08:27:03 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 14, 2016, 11:27:16 PM
And John Lackey molests collies.

I shudder to think how hideous his O face must be.

Pretty sure he only has that one face.

Napoleon Dynamite looking motherfucker.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 24, 2016, 12:49:47 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 23, 2016, 10:38:27 PM
Man, fuck that sieve-toothed, slack jawed, chinless yokel. BACK TO THE FIREBARN WITH YOU.

Aw hell yeah. Been a while since we had a good firebarn goin' around here.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on April 24, 2016, 11:29:00 AM
O ye of little faith.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 01:29:13 PM
Nice pitch, you turd.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 06, 2016, 01:58:15 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 01:29:13 PM
Nice pitch, you turd.

#BFIB
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on May 06, 2016, 03:46:37 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy.

Dude, were you not paying attention?  HE GAVE UP A HOME RUN.  RIGHT THERE IN THE FIRST.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: PenFoe on May 06, 2016, 04:26:48 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

This dude is so basic.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 05:31:56 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy.

He turned it around. I think my post kept him in line. You're welcome.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 06:52:01 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 06, 2016, 04:26:48 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

This dude is so basic.

::sadface::
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

I'm pretty sure it's a Silicon Valley reference, which means I encourage it. 
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Bort on May 06, 2016, 11:37:49 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

I'm pretty sure it's a Silicon Valley reference, which means I encourage it. 

Stop trying to make Silicon Valley happen.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Eli on May 08, 2016, 10:03:51 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 11:37:49 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

I'm pretty sure it's a Silicon Valley reference, which means I encourage it. 

Stop trying to make Silicon Valley happen.

To their credit, that show is good.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Bort on May 08, 2016, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2016, 10:03:51 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 11:37:49 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

I'm pretty sure it's a Silicon Valley reference, which means I encourage it. 

Stop trying to make Silicon Valley happen.

To their credit, that show is good.

Stop trying to make conciliatory neutrality happen.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 01:41:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 08, 2016, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2016, 10:03:51 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 11:37:49 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

I'm pretty sure it's a Silicon Valley reference, which means I encourage it. 

Stop trying to make Silicon Valley happen.

To their credit, that show is good.

Stop trying to make conciliatory neutrality happen.

Stop trying to make stop trying to make ____ happen happen.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Bort on May 09, 2016, 06:30:02 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 01:41:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 08, 2016, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2016, 10:03:51 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 11:37:49 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

I'm pretty sure it's a Silicon Valley reference, which means I encourage it. 

Stop trying to make Silicon Valley happen.

To their credit, that show is good.

Stop trying to make conciliatory neutrality happen.

Stop trying to make stop trying to make ____ happen happen.

Ok.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: ChuckD on May 09, 2016, 07:40:06 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 01:41:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 08, 2016, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2016, 10:03:51 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 11:37:49 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

I'm pretty sure it's a Silicon Valley reference, which means I encourage it. 

Stop trying to make Silicon Valley happen.

To their credit, that show is good.

Stop trying to make conciliatory neutrality happen.

Stop trying to make stop trying to make ____ happen happen.

It's Gonna Happen
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2016, 08:26:01 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 09, 2016, 07:40:06 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 01:41:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 08, 2016, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2016, 10:03:51 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 11:37:49 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

I'm pretty sure it's a Silicon Valley reference, which means I encourage it. 

Stop trying to make Silicon Valley happen.

To their credit, that show is good.

Stop trying to make conciliatory neutrality happen.

Stop trying to make stop trying to make ____ happen happen.

It's Gonna Happen

It's Gonna Hai.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 09, 2016, 08:34:34 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2016, 08:26:01 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 09, 2016, 07:40:06 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 01:41:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 08, 2016, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2016, 10:03:51 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 11:37:49 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

I'm pretty sure it's a Silicon Valley reference, which means I encourage it. 

Stop trying to make Silicon Valley happen.

To their credit, that show is good.

Stop trying to make conciliatory neutrality happen.

Stop trying to make stop trying to make ____ happen happen.

It's Gonna Happen

It's Gonna Hai.

I have no problem with the Lackey thread being horrible. I'm totally fine with this.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 09, 2016, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2016, 08:26:01 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 09, 2016, 07:40:06 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2016, 01:41:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 08, 2016, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2016, 10:03:51 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 11:37:49 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2016, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 04:03:04 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy fucks.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

I'm pretty sure it's a Silicon Valley reference, which means I encourage it. 

Stop trying to make Silicon Valley happen.

To their credit, that show is good.

Stop trying to make conciliatory neutrality happen.

Stop trying to make stop trying to make ____ happen happen.

It's Gonna Happen

It's Gonna Gotta Hai.

PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION'd
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such  a person. Lackey isn't like that.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Bort on May 12, 2016, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

Yep. Although, I guess I'd like anyone that punched A.J. Eyechart.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 10:48:42 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

Nah. Lackey's a prick who is pretty good.  Barrett is a fucking idiot who was awful awful.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 12, 2016, 10:54:02 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 10:48:42 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

Nah. Lackey's a prick who is pretty good.  Barrett is a fucking idiot who was awful awful.

Barrett was worth 7.5 WAR in his three full seasons as a Cub. I get that you are dumb and say things like "Alfonso Soriano was bad", but if we're making comps of "unlikeable assholes who were pretty decent in a Cub uniform" Barrett most definitely fits the bill.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 12:20:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 12, 2016, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

Yep. Although, I guess I'd like anyone that punched A.J. Eyechart.

Pierzynski and Zambrano are the two most notable examples of "guys you hate except when they're on your team" and Barrett's probably most famous for fighting both of them.

A Lackey/Barrett would've been something to behold.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 12:24:38 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 12:20:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 12, 2016, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

Yep. Although, I guess I'd like anyone that punched A.J. Eyechart.

Pierzynski and Zambrano are the two most notable examples of "guys you hate except when they're on your team" and Barrett's probably most famous for fighting both of them.

A Lackey/Barrett would've been something to behold.

Like if they had a kid? It would probably turn out like Rah Rah.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Bort on May 12, 2016, 12:34:15 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 12:24:38 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 12:20:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 12, 2016, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

Yep. Although, I guess I'd like anyone that punched A.J. Eyechart.

Pierzynski and Zambrano are the two most notable examples of "guys you hate except when they're on your team" and Barrett's probably most famous for fighting both of them.

A Lackey/Barrett would've been something to behold.

Like if they had a kid? It would probably turn out like Rah Rah.

I laughed heartily.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 04:46:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 10:54:02 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 10:48:42 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

Nah. Lackey's a prick who is pretty good.  Barrett is a fucking idiot who was awful awful.

Barrett was worth 7.5 WAR in his three full seasons as a Cub. I get that you are dumb and say things like "Alfonso Soriano was bad", but if we're making comps of "unlikeable assholes who were pretty decent in a Cub uniform" Barrett most definitely fits the bill.

BBR has him at 5.8 (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/barremi01.shtml#2004-2006-sum:batting_value) for three seasons. Below their benchmark of 2.0 for bottom level starter.

And there's this (https://books.google.com/books?id=TtZk_KJg2toC&pg=PA39&lpg=PA39&dq=michael+barrett+throw+runner+out+already+out&source=bl&ots=5NhbJFRoTR&sig=2sYmr_7Sy5Z7nmuu5mYAQhOxTXw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjSuv7bwdXMAhUh0YMKHS4XDUQQ6AEIKTAC#v=onepage&q=michael%20barrett%20throw%20runner%20out%20already%20out&f=false).
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:51:39 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 04:46:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 10:54:02 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 10:48:42 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

Nah. Lackey's a prick who is pretty good.  Barrett is a fucking idiot who was awful awful.

Barrett was worth 7.5 WAR in his three full seasons as a Cub. I get that you are dumb and say things like "Alfonso Soriano was bad", but if we're making comps of "unlikeable assholes who were pretty decent in a Cub uniform" Barrett most definitely fits the bill.

BBR has him at 5.8 (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/barremi01.shtml#2004-2006-sum:batting_value) for three seasons. Below their benchmark of 2.0 for bottom level starter.

And there's this (https://books.google.com/books?id=TtZk_KJg2toC&pg=PA39&lpg=PA39&dq=michael+barrett+throw+runner+out+already+out&source=bl&ots=5NhbJFRoTR&sig=2sYmr_7Sy5Z7nmuu5mYAQhOxTXw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjSuv7bwdXMAhUh0YMKHS4XDUQQ6AEIKTAC#v=onepage&q=michael%20barrett%20throw%20runner%20out%20already%20out&f=false).

2 WAR is average, not "bottom level starter." Montero last year was worth 1.8 bWAR. Barrett was an above average  starter  for three years and a jackass his entire life.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 12, 2016, 09:41:41 PM
DPD, from 2004-2006 Barret was 11th, 9th, and 11th among catchers in bWAR. God dammit,  Chuck.  You  are so wrong you made me defend  Michael Barrett
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 12, 2016, 09:43:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:51:39 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 04:46:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 10:54:02 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 10:48:42 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

Nah. Lackey's a prick who is pretty good.  Barrett is a fucking idiot who was awful awful.

Barrett was worth 7.5 WAR in his three full seasons as a Cub. I get that you are dumb and say things like "Alfonso Soriano was bad", but if we're making comps of "unlikeable assholes who were pretty decent in a Cub uniform" Barrett most definitely fits the bill.

BBR has him at 5.8 (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/barremi01.shtml#2004-2006-sum:batting_value) for three seasons. Below their benchmark of 2.0 for bottom level starter.

And there's this (https://books.google.com/books?id=TtZk_KJg2toC&pg=PA39&lpg=PA39&dq=michael+barrett+throw+runner+out+already+out&source=bl&ots=5NhbJFRoTR&sig=2sYmr_7Sy5Z7nmuu5mYAQhOxTXw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjSuv7bwdXMAhUh0YMKHS4XDUQQ6AEIKTAC#v=onepage&q=michael%20barrett%20throw%20runner%20out%20already%20out&f=false).

2 WAR is average, not "bottom level starter." Montero last year was worth 1.8 bWAR. Barrett was an above average  starter  for three years and a jackass his entire life.

Chuck's own goddamn link has Barrett at a total of 1.6 WAA (wins above average) over those three seasons.

That's 0.0 WAA, 0.5 WAA and 1.1 WAA each season, respectively. Which is to say: average (2004), above average (2005) and top 100 in all of MLB (2006).
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 12, 2016, 11:21:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 12, 2016, 09:43:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:51:39 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 04:46:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 10:54:02 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 10:48:42 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

Nah. Lackey's a prick who is pretty good.  Barrett is a fucking idiot who was awful awful.

Barrett was worth 7.5 WAR in his three full seasons as a Cub. I get that you are dumb and say things like "Alfonso Soriano was bad", but if we're making comps of "unlikeable assholes who were pretty decent in a Cub uniform" Barrett most definitely fits the bill.

BBR has him at 5.8 (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/barremi01.shtml#2004-2006-sum:batting_value) for three seasons. Below their benchmark of 2.0 for bottom level starter.

And there's this (https://books.google.com/books?id=TtZk_KJg2toC&pg=PA39&lpg=PA39&dq=michael+barrett+throw+runner+out+already+out&source=bl&ots=5NhbJFRoTR&sig=2sYmr_7Sy5Z7nmuu5mYAQhOxTXw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjSuv7bwdXMAhUh0YMKHS4XDUQQ6AEIKTAC#v=onepage&q=michael%20barrett%20throw%20runner%20out%20already%20out&f=false).

2 WAR is average, not "bottom level starter." Montero last year was worth 1.8 bWAR. Barrett was an above average  starter  for three years and a jackass his entire life.

Chuck's own goddamn link has Barrett at a total of 1.6 WAA (wins above average) over those three seasons.

That's 0.0 WAA, 0.5 WAA and 1.1 WAA each season, respectively. Which is to say: average (2004), above average (2005) and top 100 in all of MLB (2006).

That's just classic him.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on May 13, 2016, 01:52:47 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

As is well documented by now, having previously loathed Lackey, I now love him, and I also liked Michael Barrett.  Being a twat, or an ex-Cardinal, or even an ex-Cardinal twat doesn't preclude you from being a good ballplayer, and the more good ballplayers the Cubs have, the happier I am.  What I do have a problem with is twats or ex-Cardinals who are also shitty players: see Theriot, R.; Mabry, J.; Hawkins, L.; Mather, J.  If Lackey wants to chirp at somebody for admiring a home run, what the fuck do I care?  He's good, and he's ON MY SIDE.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:34:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:51:39 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 04:46:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 10:54:02 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 10:48:42 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

Nah. Lackey's a prick who is pretty good.  Barrett is a fucking idiot who was awful awful.

Barrett was worth 7.5 WAR in his three full seasons as a Cub. I get that you are dumb and say things like "Alfonso Soriano was bad", but if we're making comps of "unlikeable assholes who were pretty decent in a Cub uniform" Barrett most definitely fits the bill.

BBR has him at 5.8 (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/barremi01.shtml#2004-2006-sum:batting_value) for three seasons. Below their benchmark of 2.0 for bottom level starter.

And there's this (https://books.google.com/books?id=TtZk_KJg2toC&pg=PA39&lpg=PA39&dq=michael+barrett+throw+runner+out+already+out&source=bl&ots=5NhbJFRoTR&sig=2sYmr_7Sy5Z7nmuu5mYAQhOxTXw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjSuv7bwdXMAhUh0YMKHS4XDUQQ6AEIKTAC#v=onepage&q=michael%20barrett%20throw%20runner%20out%20already%20out&f=false).

2 WAR is average, not "bottom level starter." Montero last year was worth 1.8 bWAR. Barrett was an above average  starter  for three years and a jackass his entire life.

I'm just going by this.  They define "Starter" as 2 or more.  You guys can go more in depth on his stats if you want. I gave it all the time it deserved.

(http://i.imgur.com/AqPUA5m.png?1)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:18:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Of course it was.

I can think of at least one game winning hit he had while he was here but, hey, I don't really expect you to actually like The Cubs.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:25:53 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:18:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Of course it was.

I can think of at least one game winning hit he had while he was here but, hey, I don't really expect you to actually like The Cubs.

Yeah that time Zambrano threw a no hitter? Fuck that. The time he homered from both sides of the plate in the same game? Who cares. That time he punched a teammate? Oh yeah, that's where it is.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:28:23 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:25:53 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:18:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Of course it was.

I can think of at least one game winning hit he had while he was here but, hey, I don't really expect you to actually like The Cubs.

Yeah that time Zambrano threw a no hitter? Fuck that. The time he homered from both sides of the plate in the same game? Who cares. That time he punched a teammate? Oh yeah, that's where it is.


I was talking about Barrett's game winner against the A's.   But, yeah...Chuck doesn't really like baseball.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:31:26 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:28:23 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:25:53 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:18:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Of course it was.

I can think of at least one game winning hit he had while he was here but, hey, I don't really expect you to actually like The Cubs.

Yeah that time Zambrano threw a no hitter? Fuck that. The time he homered from both sides of the plate in the same game? Who cares. That time he punched a teammate? Oh yeah, that's where it is.


I was talking about Barrett's game winner against the A's.   But, yeah...Chuck doesn't really like baseball.

Oh I know you were talking about Barrett, I was focusing on Chuck saying that "possibly his favorite moment" of one of the greatest pitchers in franchise history was the time he beat up his own teammate in a game they lost. That really says it all.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 13, 2016, 09:38:53 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:28:23 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:25:53 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:18:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Of course it was.

I can think of at least one game winning hit he had while he was here but, hey, I don't really expect you to actually like The Cubs.

Yeah that time Zambrano threw a no hitter? Fuck that. The time he homered from both sides of the plate in the same game? Who cares. That time he punched a teammate? Oh yeah, that's where it is.


I was talking about Barrett's game winner against the A's.   But, yeah...Chuck doesn't really like baseball.

Don't forget the grand slam off Isringhausen to finish off an April sweep of the Cardinals.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 13, 2016, 09:44:33 AM
I hated Michael Barrett because he was so dumb and he was one of those dopey white guys that never failed to take the bait and wax on about how "awesome" it would be to win a World Series at Wrigley blah blah fucking blah.

But he was a damn useful player for a short period of time. 

Holding these beliefs are not mutually exclusive. 

Chuck, on the other hand...
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:45:59 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 13, 2016, 09:44:33 AM
I hated Michael Barrett because he was so dumb and he was one of those dopey white guys that never failed to take the bait and wax on about how "awesome" it would be to win a World Series at Wrigley blah blah fucking blah.

But he was a damn useful player for a short period of time. 

Holding these beliefs are not mutually exclusive. 

Chuck, on the other hand...

Yeah, I don't think any of us ever actually fucking liked the guy, but as usual the 10.17(c) is so strong we felt compelled to point out that A)Chuck is of course is wrong about his actual ability to play baseball and B)Chuck really just hates the Cubs
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 13, 2016, 09:59:56 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:34:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:51:39 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 04:46:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 10:54:02 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 12, 2016, 10:48:42 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 12, 2016, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 12, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2016, 07:43:42 AM
That was a well pitched ball game but he can still get fucked for being such a red ass over a dude admiring a massive bomb. Also, if you're going to yell at a dude for not hustling around the bases after a bomb, maybe get your lazy ass over and cover first on a grounder.


There are guys who you absolutely loathe when they're on the other team and then you love them when they're on yours. Carlos Zambrano is such person. Lackey isn't like that.

Lackey's more like Michael Barrett.

Nah. Lackey's a prick who is pretty good.  Barrett is a fucking idiot who was awful awful.

Barrett was worth 7.5 WAR in his three full seasons as a Cub. I get that you are dumb and say things like "Alfonso Soriano was bad", but if we're making comps of "unlikeable assholes who were pretty decent in a Cub uniform" Barrett most definitely fits the bill.

BBR has him at 5.8 (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/barremi01.shtml#2004-2006-sum:batting_value) for three seasons. Below their benchmark of 2.0 for bottom level starter.

And there's this (https://books.google.com/books?id=TtZk_KJg2toC&pg=PA39&lpg=PA39&dq=michael+barrett+throw+runner+out+already+out&source=bl&ots=5NhbJFRoTR&sig=2sYmr_7Sy5Z7nmuu5mYAQhOxTXw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjSuv7bwdXMAhUh0YMKHS4XDUQQ6AEIKTAC#v=onepage&q=michael%20barrett%20throw%20runner%20out%20already%20out&f=false).

2 WAR is average, not "bottom level starter." Montero last year was worth 1.8 bWAR. Barrett was an above average  starter  for three years and a jackass his entire life.

I'm just going by this.  They define "Starter" as 2 or more.  You guys can go more in depth on his stats if you want. I gave it all the time it deserved.

(http://i.imgur.com/AqPUA5m.png?1)

Above average:

(http://i.imgur.com/xOsgtwe.png)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 10:31:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:25:53 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:18:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Of course it was.

I can think of at least one game winning hit he had while he was here but, hey, I don't really expect you to actually like The Cubs.

Yeah that time Zambrano threw a no hitter? Fuck that. The time he homered from both sides of the plate in the same game? Who cares. That time he punched a teammate? Oh yeah, that's where it is.

Lots of Cubs have thrown no hitters. Lots of Cubs pitchers have homered.  Only one time ever has anyone decked Michael Barrett in the dugout and the clubhouse.

I embrace the uniqueness.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 13, 2016, 10:35:09 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 10:31:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:25:53 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:18:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Of course it was.

I can think of at least one game winning hit he had while he was here but, hey, I don't really expect you to actually like The Cubs.

Yeah that time Zambrano threw a no hitter? Fuck that. The time he homered from both sides of the plate in the same game? Who cares. That time he punched a teammate? Oh yeah, that's where it is.

Lots of Cubs have thrown no hitters. Lots of Cubs pitchers have homered.  Only one time ever has anyone decked Michael Barrett in the dugout and the clubhouse.

I embrace the uniqueness.

Exactly TWO Cubs pitchers have thrown no-hitters in your conscious lifetime, assuming you're too young to recall Pappas' or Burt Hooton's.

Stop being such an irrepressible tool please.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:40:04 AM
So again, Chuck's favorite moment for one of the best pitchers in franchise history was when he threw a shitfit during a game where he gave up five runs (and the Cubs lost) and went and deliberately injured the team's above average catcher, because Chuck hated said above average catcher for a passed ball or something.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 10:44:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:40:04 AM
So again, Chuck's favorite moment for one of the best pitchers in franchise history was when he threw a shitfit during a game where he gave up five runs (and the Cubs lost) and went and deliberately injured the team's above average catcher, because Chuck hated said above average catcher for a passed ball or something.

Barrett smashed Sosa's boombox. He was probably not entirely not racist.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:46:19 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 10:44:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:40:04 AM
So again, Chuck's favorite moment for one of the best pitchers in franchise history was when he threw a shitfit during a game where he gave up five runs (and the Cubs lost) and went and deliberately injured the team's above average catcher, because Chuck hated said above average catcher for a passed ball or something.

Barrett smashed Sosa's boombox. He was probably not entirely not racist.

I thought Kerry smashed the boombox, and we were all fine with that when it was him, supposedly.

Again, I'm not saying Barrett isn't a redass, but for fuck's sake, this is some of the Chuckiest Chuck that ever Chucked.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on May 13, 2016, 11:38:42 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:46:19 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 10:44:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:40:04 AM
So again, Chuck's favorite moment for one of the best pitchers in franchise history was when he threw a shitfit during a game where he gave up five runs (and the Cubs lost) and went and deliberately injured the team's above average catcher, because Chuck hated said above average catcher for a passed ball or something.

Barrett smashed Sosa's boombox. He was probably not entirely not racist.

I thought Kerry smashed the boombox, and we were all fine with that when it was him, supposedly.

Again, I'm not saying Barrett isn't a redass, but for fuck's sake, this is some of the Chuckiest Chuck that ever Chucked.

I also thought Kerry smashed the boombox.  It's one of the many, many reasons I love Kerry more than I love my own children.  Don't take that away from me.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CT III on May 13, 2016, 11:39:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:46:19 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 10:44:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:40:04 AM
So again, Chuck's favorite moment for one of the best pitchers in franchise history was when he threw a shitfit during a game where he gave up five runs (and the Cubs lost) and went and deliberately injured the team's above average catcher, because Chuck hated said above average catcher for a passed ball or something.

Barrett smashed Sosa's boombox. He was probably not entirely not racist.

I thought Kerry smashed the boombox, and we were all fine with that when it was him, supposedly.

Again, I'm not saying Barrett isn't a redass, but for fuck's sake, this is some of the Chuckiest Chuck that ever Chucked.

He's also responsible for the last unassisted putout of a runner stealing second by a catcher that I can remember.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on May 13, 2016, 11:47:25 AM
Quote from: CT III on May 13, 2016, 11:39:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:46:19 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 10:44:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:40:04 AM
So again, Chuck's favorite moment for one of the best pitchers in franchise history was when he threw a shitfit during a game where he gave up five runs (and the Cubs lost) and went and deliberately injured the team's above average catcher, because Chuck hated said above average catcher for a passed ball or something.

Barrett smashed Sosa's boombox. He was probably not entirely not racist.

I thought Kerry smashed the boombox, and we were all fine with that when it was him, supposedly.

Again, I'm not saying Barrett isn't a redass, but for fuck's sake, this is some of the Chuckiest Chuck that ever Chucked.

He's also responsible for the last unassisted putout of a runner stealing second by a catcher that I can remember.

I don't remember this, and am at a loss to explain how it might happen.  Don't be a tease, CT.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 13, 2016, 12:38:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 13, 2016, 11:47:25 AM
Quote from: CT III on May 13, 2016, 11:39:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:46:19 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 10:44:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:40:04 AM
So again, Chuck's favorite moment for one of the best pitchers in franchise history was when he threw a shitfit during a game where he gave up five runs (and the Cubs lost) and went and deliberately injured the team's above average catcher, because Chuck hated said above average catcher for a passed ball or something.

Barrett smashed Sosa's boombox. He was probably not entirely not racist.

I thought Kerry smashed the boombox, and we were all fine with that when it was him, supposedly.

Again, I'm not saying Barrett isn't a redass, but for fuck's sake, this is some of the Chuckiest Chuck that ever Chucked.

He's also responsible for the last unassisted putout of a runner stealing second by a catcher that I can remember.

I don't remember this, and am at a loss to explain how it might happen.  Don't be a tease, CT.

Coy motherfucker.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on May 13, 2016, 12:45:45 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 10:31:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:25:53 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:18:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Of course it was.

I can think of at least one game winning hit he had while he was here but, hey, I don't really expect you to actually like The Cubs.

Yeah that time Zambrano threw a no hitter? Fuck that. The time he homered from both sides of the plate in the same game? Who cares. That time he punched a teammate? Oh yeah, that's where it is.

Lots of Cubs have thrown no hitters. Lots of Cubs pitchers have homered.  Only one time ever has anyone decked Michael Barrett in the dugout and the clubhouse.

I embrace the uniqueness.
Put this on Facebook so I can "like" it.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Eli on May 13, 2016, 01:18:14 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tony on May 13, 2016, 01:20:43 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

Wow... then why did everyone, myself included, think it was Kerry? This changes things.

Also, this discussion makes me miss Zambrano.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: flannj on May 13, 2016, 02:02:41 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 01:18:14 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.
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Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 02:08:58 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

Kap told me it was Wood.  Kap isn't always right.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:10:18 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 13, 2016, 01:20:43 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

Wow... then why did everyone, myself included, think it was Kerry? This changes things.

Also, this discussion makes me miss Zambrano.

I think people wanted it to be Kerry because he was everybody's favorite player and they fantasized about him being this big red ass that took no shit from anybody. I only ever saw him yell at umpires. He never struck me as a clubhouse lawyer so that was weird to me. Especially, since Woj explicitly wrote "position player." A couple years back we had this same fucking discussion so I "Ask(ed) Paul" in real life and that's what he told me. He thought it was Barrett and that Wood liked Sammy and would never do anything dumb and immature to a teammate like that. But Barrett sure as fuck would, wouldn't he?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 02:10:51 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 13, 2016, 10:35:09 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 10:31:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 09:25:53 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 09:18:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Of course it was.

I can think of at least one game winning hit he had while he was here but, hey, I don't really expect you to actually like The Cubs.

Yeah that time Zambrano threw a no hitter? Fuck that. The time he homered from both sides of the plate in the same game? Who cares. That time he punched a teammate? Oh yeah, that's where it is.

Lots of Cubs have thrown no hitters. Lots of Cubs pitchers have homered.  Only one time ever has anyone decked Michael Barrett in the dugout and the clubhouse.

I embrace the uniqueness.

Exactly TWO Cubs pitchers have thrown no-hitters in your conscious lifetime, assuming you're too young to recall Pappas' or Burt Hooton's.

Stop being such an irrepressible tool please.

Five. For a total of 6 games.

And... nah.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:11:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 02:08:58 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

Kap told me it was Wood.  Kap isn't always right.

So everybody was getting this info from Chuck who got it from Kap.

*Kermit Meme*
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 02:13:46 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 02:13:46 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

That's possible. Sullivan couldn't confirm exactly who it was. And if Kap is adamant that he was there and by God it was Wood, then it's his word against Woj's and I really don't care to argue on behalf of either. Except that Woj is about 1/1000th's the penis the Kap is. 
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 02:13:46 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

That's possible. Sullivan couldn't confirm exactly who it was.

Walker would make sense.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 13, 2016, 02:18:12 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 02:13:46 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

That's possible. Sullivan couldn't confirm exactly who it was.

Couldn't or wouldn't?  If it's the former, he's a worse goddamn reporter than I thought, unless his view was being blocked by a footstool. 
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 02:18:24 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 02:13:46 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

That's possible. Sullivan couldn't confirm exactly who it was.

Walker would make sense.

Barrett didn't like Sammy's music, tho. He kept changing the channel to WBBM Newsradio 78.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:18:56 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 02:13:46 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

That's possible. Sullivan couldn't confirm exactly who it was.

Walker would make sense.

As much as I hate me some Todd Walker, I don't see him as this fiery asshole that would fly off the handle and do some shit like that. All signs still point to Barrett for me.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:19:34 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 13, 2016, 02:18:12 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 02:13:46 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
Nobody said Kerry smashed the boombox. That was counter to everything ever written on the subject.

Woj, who claims to have been in the room, wrote in his book on the 2004 Cubs that it was "a position player." So you guys are definitely wrong.

Paul Sullivan told me that Kerry and Sammy were friends and that Kerry wouldn't do that. The scuttlebutt he heard was that it was Barrett, which checks out given everything we know about him.

The position player scuttlebutt I heard was Todd Walker.  I'd never heard Barrett.

That's possible. Sullivan couldn't confirm exactly who it was.

Couldn't or wouldn't?  If it's the former, he's a worse goddamn reporter than I thought, unless his view was being blocked by a footstool. 

He told me he wasn't there.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:24:24 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

It was a dumb thing to do, but so was Sammy walking away from the team that day. They were all assholes. Let's just move on.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:27:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:24:24 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

It was a dumb thing to do, but so was Sammy walking away from the team that day. They were all assholes. Let's just move on.

As long as people stop pulling Kerry Wood into this I'm good.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: flannj on May 13, 2016, 02:35:13 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

You do if it becomes everyone's tunes by fiat.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:38:33 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 13, 2016, 02:35:13 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

You do if it becomes everyone's tunes by fiat.

I'm not going to lie, I've tossed a CD or two out of a car window on road trips before. But a boombox is sacred thing.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 02:40:52 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:27:11 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:24:24 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

It was a dumb thing to do, but so was Sammy walking away from the team that day. They were all assholes. Let's just move on.

As long as people stop pulling Kerry Wood into this I'm good.

Pretty sure Wood wouldn't do passive-aggressive shit like fucking up guy's radio. Think he'd take it to the stage.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:57:43 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Cue the obligatory "Fork knows a lot about MLB clubhouse codes" meme.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:58:32 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Yeah except by that point Sosa was clearly no longer the superstar, and he ran away from the team rather than have our feces flung at him like everyone else. The boombox smashing was justified. I have rendered my verdict.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: flannj on May 13, 2016, 03:00:21 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Fuck that who controls the music shit. You try and survive a road trip with me and Pex.
We'll show you who picks the fucking music. It won't be just CDs that get thrown out the damn window.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 03:00:30 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:58:32 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Yeah except by that point Sosa was clearly no longer the superstar, and he ran away from the team rather than have our feces flung at him like everyone else. The boombox smashing was justified. I have rendered my verdict.

Did Sosa ever come back to that clubhouse ever again?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 03:02:03 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 13, 2016, 03:00:21 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Fuck that who controls the music shit. You try and survive a road trip with me and Pex.
We'll show you who picks the fucking music. It won't be just CDs that get thrown out the damn window.

A grand desipio road trip is even more amusing in my imagination than all of us working at Desipio, INC.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 03:02:42 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 03:00:30 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 02:58:32 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Yeah except by that point Sosa was clearly no longer the superstar, and he ran away from the team rather than have our feces flung at him like everyone else. The boombox smashing was justified. I have rendered my verdict.

Did Sosa ever come back to that clubhouse ever again?

Ask Fork. He hangs out in there apparently.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: flannj on May 13, 2016, 03:06:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 03:02:03 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 13, 2016, 03:00:21 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Fuck that who controls the music shit. You try and survive a road trip with me and Pex.
We'll show you who picks the fucking music. It won't be just CDs that get thrown out the damn window.

A grand desipio road trip is even more amusing in my imagination than all of us working at Desipio, INC.

Granite City here we come!
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 03:06:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 03:02:03 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 13, 2016, 03:00:21 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Fuck that who controls the music shit. You try and survive a road trip with me and Pex.
We'll show you who picks the fucking music. It won't be just CDs that get thrown out the damn window.

A grand desipio road trip is even more amusing in my imagination than all of us working at Desipio, INC.

I still think I can get that Rah Rah/BC Road Trip to the Rooftop documentary Kickstarted if I ever decide to get off my lazy ass and do something with my life.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 03:17:16 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 03:06:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 03:02:03 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 13, 2016, 03:00:21 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Fuck that who controls the music shit. You try and survive a road trip with me and Pex.
We'll show you who picks the fucking music. It won't be just CDs that get thrown out the damn window.

A grand desipio road trip is even more amusing in my imagination than all of us working at Desipio, INC.

I still think I can get that Rah Rah/BC Road Trip to the Rooftop documentary Kickstarted if I ever decide to get off my lazy ass and do something with my life.

That would be better than the time Insane Clown Posse watched/commented on the "Call Me Maybe" video.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 13, 2016, 03:18:29 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 03:17:16 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 03:06:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 03:02:03 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 13, 2016, 03:00:21 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 13, 2016, 02:56:42 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 02:52:19 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
For the record, I'm in the anti-smashing boombox camp. You don't fuck with a man's tunes.

Maybe you do if that man chose the tunes every day for the last 8,000 days and it was always terrible, ear-splitting salsa music.

I don't like salsa music at all. When I was younger, I probably would have done some shit like that. I was horrible. Ask Steve Garvey.

But LEAVE KERRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

In every clubhouse in MLB, the superstar picks the music. You don't like salsa? Roid the fuck up.

Fuck that who controls the music shit. You try and survive a road trip with me and Pex.
We'll show you who picks the fucking music. It won't be just CDs that get thrown out the damn window.

A grand desipio road trip is even more amusing in my imagination than all of us working at Desipio, INC.

I still think I can get that Rah Rah/BC Road Trip to the Rooftop documentary Kickstarted if I ever decide to get off my lazy ass and do something with my life.

That would be better than the time Insane Clown Posse watched/commented on the "Call Me Maybe" video.

Literally anything sounds better than that.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on May 13, 2016, 03:26:12 PM
I never believed it was Kerry. Kerry would have taken a piss on it. Which is a hell of a lot more elegant than some basic trailer park hulk smash bullshit.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: ChuckD on May 13, 2016, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on May 13, 2016, 03:26:12 PM
I never believed it was Kerry. Kerry would have taken a piss on it. Which is a hell of a lot more elegant than some basic trailer park hulk smash bullshit.

To be clear, Barrett would've pissed on it, too. But Kerry would've unplugged it first.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Bort on May 13, 2016, 04:52:33 PM
God damn you, Chuck. If your beliefs made a damn lick of sense, I wouldn't have read this thread today.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 06:33:24 PM
This thread sucks.  Here's something that makes it better. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/max-scherzers-20-strikeouts-and-quality-of-competition/)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 13, 2016, 06:49:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on May 13, 2016, 06:33:24 PM
This thread sucks.  Here's something that makes it better. (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/max-scherzers-20-strikeouts-and-quality-of-competition/)

[John Oliver]To be fair[/John Oliver], it's the thread John Lackey deserves.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Shooter on May 13, 2016, 10:44:55 PM
Chuck is doing some Paul-level trolling.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Brownie on May 14, 2016, 12:09:01 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Late to the party. Barrett sucked. Chuck is the most correct he will ever be in his life. Back in 2007, Barrett played for two teams that played beyond Game 162. Check out those teams records in games in which Barrett started vs. games he did not play. The Barrett-less PadresCubs of 2007 make the 2016 Cubs look like maybe not the 1962 Mets, but maybe the 1991 Cleveland Indians.

Check out this mediocre offering from Bradt's blog nine years ago. (http://hirejimessian.com/2007/07/23/addition-by-subtraction/)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 14, 2016, 10:17:12 AM
Quote from: Brownie on May 14, 2016, 12:09:01 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Late to the party. Barrett sucked. Chuck is the most correct he will ever be in his life. Back in 2007, Barrett played for two teams that played beyond Game 162. Check out those teams records in games in which Barrett started vs. games he did not play. The Barrett-less PadresCubs of 2007 make the 2016 Cubs look like maybe not the 1962 Mets, but maybe the 1991 Cleveland Indians.

Check out this mediocre offering from Bradt's blog nine years ago. (http://hirejimessian.com/2007/07/23/addition-by-subtraction/)

Oh, TJ.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CT III on May 14, 2016, 10:26:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 13, 2016, 11:47:25 AM
Quote from: CT III on May 13, 2016, 11:39:16 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:46:19 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on May 13, 2016, 10:44:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 13, 2016, 10:40:04 AM
So again, Chuck's favorite moment for one of the best pitchers in franchise history was when he threw a shitfit during a game where he gave up five runs (and the Cubs lost) and went and deliberately injured the team's above average catcher, because Chuck hated said above average catcher for a passed ball or something.

Barrett smashed Sosa's boombox. He was probably not entirely not racist.

I thought Kerry smashed the boombox, and we were all fine with that when it was him, supposedly.

Again, I'm not saying Barrett isn't a redass, but for fuck's sake, this is some of the Chuckiest Chuck that ever Chucked.

He's also responsible for the last unassisted putout of a runner stealing second by a catcher that I can remember.

I don't remember this, and am at a loss to explain how it might happen.  Don't be a tease, CT.

Sorry to leave you in suspense, but a high workload + long Friday afternoon meeting meant I couldn't get to this until now. With Huey lurking, I knew I had to find the proof to back up my assertion. This meant doing something I REALLY didn't want to do, which was comb through the fucking box scores of the 2004 Cubs season.  It actually wasn't as bad as I thought, other than having to stop for a brief sobbing fit after the events of the Mackowiak double-header and the reminder that Andy Pratt was indeed a thing that actually happened.

Which brings us to the events of July 1st, 2004.  Cubs vs. Astros.  Mark Prior vs. Pete Munro.  The Astros had acquired Carlos Beltran 6 days earlier, and Beltran had singlehandedly made this a game, hitting two homers to drive in all 4 of Houston's runs.

With the score tied in top of the 9th, Morgan Ensberg singled into centerfield off Kyle Farnsworth.  Then, with Broad Brad Ausmus at the plate, Ensberg was caught between 1st and 2nd in what I can only assume was a botched hit-and-run attempt.  Ensberg froze, and Barrett actually made the smart play for possibly the only time in his career.  He jumped up from behind the plate and ran directly at Ensberg, waiting for him break for either 1st or 2nd.  Ensberg never moved and Barrett tagged him out. Score it Ensberg caught stealing, catcher unassisted.

After a scoreless 10th inning from Jon Iceman Leicester City, Sammy Sosa hit Brad Lidge's first offering into the left field seats to end it.  I'm sure that bedlam erupted and there was much mutual HJE.

I didn't watch another second of Cubs baseball that season, so I'm just going to assume that everything turned out all right.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN200407010.shtml
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Yeti on May 14, 2016, 11:47:24 AM
Quote from: Brownie on May 14, 2016, 12:09:01 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Late to the party. Barrett sucked. Chuck is the most correct he will ever be in his life. Back in 2007, Barrett played for two teams that played beyond Game 162. Check out those teams records in games in which Barrett started vs. games he did not play. The Barrett-less PadresCubs of 2007 make the 2016 Cubs look like maybe not the 1962 Mets, but maybe the 1991 Cleveland Indians.

Check out this mediocre offering from Bradt's blog nine years ago. (http://hirejimessian.com/2007/07/23/addition-by-subtraction/)

I remember when the Cubs had a great record with Koyie Dolan Hill and he sucked.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: ChuckD on May 14, 2016, 01:07:58 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 14, 2016, 10:26:16 AM
Mackowiak double-header

*TRIGGERED*
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 14, 2016, 01:44:17 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 14, 2016, 01:07:58 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 14, 2016, 10:26:16 AM
Mackowiak double-header

*TRIGGERED*

*smashes boom box*
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Canadouche on May 14, 2016, 02:17:46 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 14, 2016, 01:07:58 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 14, 2016, 10:26:16 AM
Mackowiak double-header

*TRIGGERED*

I was there, man. I was there.

I was never able to photoshop the same after that.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Brownie on May 14, 2016, 10:04:47 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 14, 2016, 11:47:24 AM
Quote from: Brownie on May 14, 2016, 12:09:01 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Late to the party. Barrett sucked. Chuck is the most correct he will ever be in his life. Back in 2007, Barrett played for two teams that played beyond Game 162. Check out those teams records in games in which Barrett started vs. games he did not play. The Barrett-less PadresCubs of 2007 make the 2016 Cubs look like maybe not the 1962 Mets, but maybe the 1991 Cleveland Indians.

Check out this mediocre offering from Bradt's blog nine years ago. (http://hirejimessian.com/2007/07/23/addition-by-subtraction/)

I remember when the Cubs had a great record with Koyie Dolan Hill and he sucked.

If it means winning more games, give me 25 Koyie Hills.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 15, 2016, 10:50:16 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 14, 2016, 01:07:58 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 14, 2016, 10:26:16 AM
Mackowiak double-header

*TRIGGERED*

Everything hurts
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: ChuckD on May 15, 2016, 03:14:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 15, 2016, 10:50:16 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 14, 2016, 01:07:58 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 14, 2016, 10:26:16 AM
Mackowiak double-header

*TRIGGERED*

Everything hurts

You can't realize how nice it was to forget about something until you remember you forgot about it.

-- Jaden Smith (maybebly)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 14, 2016, 01:07:58 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 14, 2016, 10:26:16 AM
Mackowiak double-header

*TRIGGERED*

Oh god. THE WRIST BAND.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 08:31:11 AM
Quote from: Brownie on May 14, 2016, 10:04:47 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 14, 2016, 11:47:24 AM
Quote from: Brownie on May 14, 2016, 12:09:01 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Late to the party. Barrett sucked. Chuck is the most correct he will ever be in his life. Back in 2007, Barrett played for two teams that played beyond Game 162. Check out those teams records in games in which Barrett started vs. games he did not play. The Barrett-less PadresCubs of 2007 make the 2016 Cubs look like maybe not the 1962 Mets, but maybe the 1991 Cleveland Indians.

Check out this mediocre offering from Bradt's blog nine years ago. (http://hirejimessian.com/2007/07/23/addition-by-subtraction/)

I remember when the Cubs had a great record with Koyie Dolan Hill and he sucked.

If it means winning more games, give me 25 Koyie Hills.

The point is it doesn't?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 16, 2016, 08:31:48 AM
I still remember seeing the Pirates call of the game on sportscenter on an endless loop.

MACK WACK TALLY WACK, GIVE THAT DAD A GRAND SLAM was the call, or something similar. Even more reason to burn Pittsburgh to the ground.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 08:34:57 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 16, 2016, 08:31:48 AM
I still remember seeing the Pirates call of the game on sportscenter on an endless loop.

MACK WACK TALLY WACK, GIVE THAT DAD A GRAND SLAM was the call, or something similar. Even more reason to burn Pittsburgh to the ground.

Also more reason to love Pat Hughes and Len Kasper.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Brownie on May 16, 2016, 04:32:51 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 08:31:11 AM
Quote from: Brownie on May 14, 2016, 10:04:47 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 14, 2016, 11:47:24 AM
Quote from: Brownie on May 14, 2016, 12:09:01 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 13, 2016, 08:43:34 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 13, 2016, 08:37:26 AM
It's way too early to try and wrap my head around how Chuck argues on the Internet.

If the discussion is "Was Michael Barrett awful or was he serviceable" I think it's best if everyone just logs off. He obviously wasn't awful.

Zambrano disagreed.  Possibly my favorite thing Z ever did was beat the shit out of Barrett.

Late to the party. Barrett sucked. Chuck is the most correct he will ever be in his life. Back in 2007, Barrett played for two teams that played beyond Game 162. Check out those teams records in games in which Barrett started vs. games he did not play. The Barrett-less PadresCubs of 2007 make the 2016 Cubs look like maybe not the 1962 Mets, but maybe the 1991 Cleveland Indians.

Check out this mediocre offering from Bradt's blog nine years ago. (http://hirejimessian.com/2007/07/23/addition-by-subtraction/)

I remember when the Cubs had a great record with Koyie Dolan Hill and he sucked.

If it means winning more games, give me 25 Koyie Hills.

The point is it doesn't?

True, but a roster of 25 Barretts would figure out how to lose 163 games in a 162-game season.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on June 03, 2016, 06:31:57 PM
Bumpage for the continued awesome run from our starters. Love/hate this guy, but he's pitching about as well as he did last yr when he was the ace for the mouthbreathers.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2016, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

There is nothing that has a greater rate of success than a giphy search for "fuck you Huey".
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 04, 2016, 09:16:17 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 04, 2016, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

There is nothing that has a greater rate of success than a giphy search for "fuck you Huey".

This is, for whatever it's worth, true.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on June 08, 2016, 02:50:09 PM
This starting staff is just sooo fucking ridiculous. It's like a daily competition between the 5. I haven't checked the stats, but other than Lester's horrible 2.2 start a few weeks ago haven't they all gone at least 5? And SKO, I KNOW your ass will look this up, but how many starts have they gone at least 6? I'd check, but gotta bail.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 08, 2016, 03:10:44 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

Bump.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on June 08, 2016, 03:13:40 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 08, 2016, 03:10:44 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

Bump.

Just beat me to it.  Everybody else is fucking stupid.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Eli on June 08, 2016, 04:09:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 08, 2016, 03:13:40 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 08, 2016, 03:10:44 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

Bump.

Just beat me to it.  Everybody else is fucking stupid.

He's setting you up, Tonk. Stay woke.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: R-V on June 08, 2016, 04:41:32 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 08, 2016, 03:13:40 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 08, 2016, 03:10:44 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

Bump.

Just beat me to it.  Everybody else is fucking stupid.

Pretty sure I defended Lackey in this thread too. So fuck YOU Tonk for not excluding me from the fuck you's. Also, fuck everybody else who doubted Lackey's status as a top of the rotation starter in his prime.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Bort on June 08, 2016, 11:55:05 PM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2016, 04:41:32 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 08, 2016, 03:13:40 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 08, 2016, 03:10:44 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

Bump.

Just beat me to it.  Everybody else is fucking stupid.

Pretty sure I defended Lackey in this thread too. So fuck YOU Tonk for not excluding me from the fuck you's. Also, fuck everybody else who doubted Lackey's status as a top of the rotation starter in his prime.

He's just planning to Snork you all later.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on June 09, 2016, 06:44:06 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2016, 04:41:32 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 08, 2016, 03:13:40 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 08, 2016, 03:10:44 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

Bump.

Just beat me to it.  Everybody else is fucking stupid.

Pretty sure I defended Lackey in this thread too. So fuck YOU Tonk for not excluding me from the fuck you's. Also, fuck everybody else who doubted Lackey's status as a top of the rotation starter in his prime.

If it means getting fucked just to avoid being in a club with Huey and Tonker, well, I'll be fucked.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 05, 2016, 01:53:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

You want to brexit this bandwagon you're on yet, Welshman?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on July 05, 2016, 02:26:33 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 05, 2016, 01:53:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

You want to brexit this bandwagon you're on yet, Welshman?

No, not yet, because I'm a grown-up who doesn't still flid out when the water gets a little choppy.  We'll see at the end of the year, shall we?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 05, 2016, 02:35:45 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 05, 2016, 02:26:33 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 05, 2016, 01:53:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

You want to brexit this bandwagon you're on yet, Welshman?

No, not yet, because I'm a grown-up who doesn't still flid out when the water gets a little choppy.  We'll see at the end of the year, shall we?

Let's see if he can hold off the unstoppable Red machine while the Cubs drag his ass back into this game.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 05, 2016, 02:41:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 05, 2016, 02:35:45 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 05, 2016, 02:26:33 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 05, 2016, 01:53:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

You want to brexit this bandwagon you're on yet, Welshman?

No, not yet, because I'm a grown-up who doesn't still flid out when the water gets a little choppy.  We'll see at the end of the year, shall we?

Let's see if he can hold off the unstoppable Red machine while the Cubs drag his ass back into this game.

(http://turbobocce.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Fringe-S3x12-Outlook-not-so-good.jpg)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on July 05, 2016, 04:03:27 PM
Anyone else notice the resemblance of John Lackey to a certain goat?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on July 05, 2016, 05:35:09 PM
I still blame him for getting Schwarber hurt.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 05, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 05, 2016, 01:53:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

You want to brexit this bandwagon you're on yet, Welshman?

The fact that he's been somewhat off for the past month matters more than the fact that he pitched ineffectively against a bad team today (if memory serves, he's pitched rather well against Washington and St. Louis).

Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason.  If you'd still have rather have Hammel plugging the hole in that dyke (!) knock yourself out  Since they're going to be in the postseason regardless of how frustrated you are right now, I recommend you save yourself the angst and wait to lose your shit until then eh, champ?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2016, 08:01:51 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 05, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 05, 2016, 01:53:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

You want to brexit this bandwagon you're on yet, Welshman?

The fact that he's been somewhat off for the past month matters more than the fact that he pitched ineffectively against a bad team today (if memory serves, he's pitched rather well against Washington and St. Louis).

Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason.  If you'd still have rather have Hammel plugging the hole in that dyke (!) knock yourself out  Since they're going to be in the postseason regardless of how frustrated you are right now, I recommend you save yourself the angst and wait to lose your shit until then eh, champ?

Up is down, dogs living with cats, Huey calling for calm...
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 06, 2016, 08:08:15 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 05, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 05, 2016, 01:53:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2016, 01:50:21 AM
Fuck you, everybody else except Huey.

You want to brexit this bandwagon you're on yet, Welshman?

The fact that he's been somewhat off for the past month matters more than the fact that he pitched ineffectively against a bad team today (if memory serves, he's pitched rather well against Washington and St. Louis).

Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason.  If you'd still have rather have Hammel plugging the hole in that dyke (!) knock yourself out  Since they're going to be in the postseason regardless of how frustrated you are right now, I recommend you save yourself the angst and wait to lose your shit until then eh, champ?

All fair points, but on the other hand, fuck him.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Eli on July 06, 2016, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 05, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason. 

I'll go into his first postseason start hoping they can score 10 runs to overcome the high likelihood that he shits the bed (and then screams at the shit for being in the bed in the first place).
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2016, 08:44:52 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 06, 2016, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 05, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason. 

I'll go into his first postseason start hoping they can score 10 runs to overcome the high likelihood that he shits the bed (and then screams at the shit for being in the bed in the first place).

I hope Contreras catches him, so I can finally be treated to the on-field pummeling I've been hoping for.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 06, 2016, 08:49:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 06, 2016, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 05, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason. 

I'll go into his first postseason start hoping they can score 10 runs to overcome the high likelihood that he shits the bed (and then screams at the shit for being in the bed in the first place).

I enjoyed his lazy ass watching that ball bounce off the backstop as Hamilton raced home, and I'm sure he'll remember that the next time he's yelling at some dude admiring a 500 foot homer they hit off of one of his belt high fastballs to run the bases.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 06, 2016, 08:50:35 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 06, 2016, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 05, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason.

I'll go into his first postseason start hoping they can score 10 runs to overcome the high likelihood that he shits the bed (and then screams at the shit for being in the bed in the first place).

He stymied a pretty solid Cubs offense last year in outdueling Lester in Game 1 of the NLDS (7 1/3, 3 baserunners) before the Cubs finally got to him (well, Baez, mostly) in his next turn--and even that game hinged on the Cubs adding on against the bullpen because Jason Fucking Hammel (over whom, I feel I need to repeat, Lackey is a pretty big step up, all things considered).

That is to say, feel free to see how this plays out.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 06, 2016, 09:15:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 06, 2016, 08:50:35 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 06, 2016, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 05, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason.

I'll go into his first postseason start hoping they can score 10 runs to overcome the high likelihood that he shits the bed (and then screams at the shit for being in the bed in the first place).

He stymied a pretty solid Cubs offense last year in outdueling Lester in Game 1 of the NLDS (7 1/3, 3 baserunners) before the Cubs finally got to him (well, Baez, mostly) in his next turn--and even that game hinged on the Cubs adding on against the bullpen because Jason Fucking Hammel (over whom, I feel I need to repeat, Lackey is a pretty big step up, all things considered).

That is to say, feel free to see how this plays out.

See, you mistake me hating John Lackey (which I do, and will, forever, unless he wins like 4 postseason games this year) for me thinking Lackey is forever a garbage player or not an upgrade over Jason Hammel. I don't want him shot out of a cannon at the moment. They undoubtedly need him.

I don't have to like him, and on days when he sucks I will vent my righteous fury, because he's a mouthbreathing redassed fuckwit with a garbage personality and unless he's kicking ass for my favorite team he can fuck right off.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on July 06, 2016, 11:40:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 06, 2016, 09:15:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 06, 2016, 08:50:35 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 06, 2016, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 05, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason.

I'll go into his first postseason start hoping they can score 10 runs to overcome the high likelihood that he shits the bed (and then screams at the shit for being in the bed in the first place).

He stymied a pretty solid Cubs offense last year in outdueling Lester in Game 1 of the NLDS (7 1/3, 3 baserunners) before the Cubs finally got to him (well, Baez, mostly) in his next turn--and even that game hinged on the Cubs adding on against the bullpen because Jason Fucking Hammel (over whom, I feel I need to repeat, Lackey is a pretty big step up, all things considered).

That is to say, feel free to see how this plays out.

See, you mistake me hating John Lackey (which I do, and will, forever, unless he wins like 4 postseason games this year) for me thinking Lackey is forever a garbage player or not an upgrade over Jason Hammel. I don't want him shot out of a cannon at the moment. They undoubtedly need him.

I don't have to like him, and on days when he sucks I will vent my righteous fury, because he's a mouthbreathing redassed fuckwit with a garbage personality and unless he's kicking ass for my favorite team he can fuck right off.

I, for one, will never get tired of SKO venting his righteous fury.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 06, 2016, 11:52:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 06, 2016, 11:40:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 06, 2016, 09:15:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 06, 2016, 08:50:35 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 06, 2016, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 05, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason.

I'll go into his first postseason start hoping they can score 10 runs to overcome the high likelihood that he shits the bed (and then screams at the shit for being in the bed in the first place).

He stymied a pretty solid Cubs offense last year in outdueling Lester in Game 1 of the NLDS (7 1/3, 3 baserunners) before the Cubs finally got to him (well, Baez, mostly) in his next turn--and even that game hinged on the Cubs adding on against the bullpen because Jason Fucking Hammel (over whom, I feel I need to repeat, Lackey is a pretty big step up, all things considered).

That is to say, feel free to see how this plays out.

See, you mistake me hating John Lackey (which I do, and will, forever, unless he wins like 4 postseason games this year) for me thinking Lackey is forever a garbage player or not an upgrade over Jason Hammel. I don't want him shot out of a cannon at the moment. They undoubtedly need him.

I don't have to like him, and on days when he sucks I will vent my righteous fury, because he's a mouthbreathing redassed fuckwit with a garbage personality and unless he's kicking ass for my favorite team he can fuck right off.

I, for one, will never get tired of SKO venting his righteous fury.

Seems legit.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 06, 2016, 01:11:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 06, 2016, 08:49:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 06, 2016, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 05, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason. 

I'll go into his first postseason start hoping they can score 10 runs to overcome the high likelihood that he shits the bed (and then screams at the shit for being in the bed in the first place).

I enjoyed his lazy ass watching that ball bounce off the backstop as Hamilton raced home, and I'm sure he'll remember that the next time he's yelling at some dude admiring a 500 foot homer they hit off of one of his belt high fastballs to run the bases.

He's got a loooooong memory. *spits tobacco* *grunts* *mouth remains open throughout*
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Shooter on July 06, 2016, 02:04:55 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 06, 2016, 08:49:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 06, 2016, 08:43:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 05, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Still, Lackey was acquired for the postseason. 

I'll go into his first postseason start hoping they can score 10 runs to overcome the high likelihood that he shits the bed (and then screams at the shit for being in the bed in the first place).

I enjoyed his lazy ass watching that ball bounce off the backstop as Hamilton raced home, and I'm sure he'll remember that the next time he's yelling at some dude admiring a 500 foot homer they hit off of one of his belt high fastballs to run the bases.

Seemed more like sulking than lazy, if that matters.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on July 23, 2016, 07:38:59 PM
Ok, I'm officially on the hate train with the mouthbreathing, inbred hickerbillie. Can we just trade for another starter and kick his ass to the curb please?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on July 23, 2016, 09:28:08 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on July 23, 2016, 07:38:59 PM
Ok, I'm officially on the hate train with the mouthbreathing, inbred hickerbillie. Can we just trade for another starter and kick his ass to the curb please?
Where is the "like" button?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on July 24, 2016, 04:21:30 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on July 23, 2016, 07:38:59 PM
Ok, I'm officially on the hate train with the mouthbreathing, inbred hickerbillie. Can we just trade for another starter and kick his ass to the curb please?

Really?  A quality start tipped you over the edge?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 24, 2016, 09:31:07 AM
I hate Lackey a lot but he wasn't really the issue last night.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2016, 10:29:44 PM
Good game tonight. Good to know the Cubs only need 6 innings out of him each game from here on out.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 03, 2016, 03:19:03 PM
Nice pitch, you red-assed redneck.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on August 03, 2016, 03:24:17 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 03, 2016, 03:19:03 PM
Nice pitch, you red-assed redneck.

.561 career OPS for Mathis, though that'll now go up a tick thanks to mouthbreath.

And yes, bullshit tolerators, 7 IP, 3 ER is still a respectable outing for a back of the rotation blah blah, give up a 2 run dinger to Stanton instead. Give up Dingers The Right WayTM
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 03, 2016, 08:26:08 PM
After the game, Lackey was asked about expectations.

He answered, "We want to win the World Series. I didn't come here for a haircut...I came here for jewelry."

Don't make me love you, you Napoleon Dynamite-looking motherfucker.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 04, 2016, 01:32:08 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 03, 2016, 08:26:08 PM
After the game, Lackey was asked about expectations.

He answered, "We want to win the World Series. I didn't come here for a haircut...I came here for jewelry."

Don't make me love you, you Napoleon Dynamite-looking motherfucker.

That makes you love him?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 04, 2016, 08:42:43 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 04, 2016, 01:32:08 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 03, 2016, 08:26:08 PM
After the game, Lackey was asked about expectations.

He answered, "We want to win the World Series. I didn't come here for a haircut...I came here for jewelry."

Don't make me love you, you Napoleon Dynamite-looking motherfucker.

That makes you love him?

Guys not wanting to mention the ultimate goal (for instance, it's pretty taboo for hockey players to even mention the Stanley Cup) gets tiresome. I want guys being upfront about it. You can only hit what you aim for.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 27, 2016, 10:46:22 PM
I've gotta say I do love his attitude towards the game, but I think watching tonight's interview was the 1st time I've heard him talk. WOW, talk about an inbread, halfwit moron. He looks like he has no clue wtf is going on around him. Someone needs to photoshop a a pillow behind his head for the picture on Bleacher Report of his interview. Looks like he's sleeping in the interview, full-on mouthbreathing glory.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 27, 2016, 11:42:03 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 27, 2016, 10:46:22 PM
I've gotta say I do love his attitude towards the game, but I think watching tonight's interview was the 1st time I've heard him talk. WOW, talk about an inbread, halfwit moron. He looks like he has no clue wtf is going on around him. Someone needs to photoshop a a pillow behind his head for the picture on Bleacher Report of his interview. Looks like he's sleeping in the interview, full-on mouthbreathing glory.

I am dead.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Bort on September 27, 2016, 11:50:16 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 27, 2016, 11:42:03 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 27, 2016, 10:46:22 PM
I've gotta say I do love his attitude towards the game, but I think watching tonight's interview was the 1st time I've heard him talk. WOW, talk about an inbread, halfwit moron. He looks like he has no clue wtf is going on around him. Someone needs to photoshop a a pillow behind his head for the picture on Bleacher Report of his interview. Looks like he's sleeping in the interview, full-on mouthbreathing glory.

I am indead.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 28, 2016, 02:12:42 AM
Sorry, after seeing all the posts here I deemed it worthless to view an interview with him til I saw the interview pic tonight.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 29, 2016, 07:37:52 PM
A lead? No thanks.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on October 29, 2016, 07:47:50 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 29, 2016, 07:37:52 PM
A lead? No thanks.

Can they euthanize this asshole after tonight?  Totally worthless and a godawful signing.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on October 29, 2016, 08:07:14 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on October 29, 2016, 07:47:50 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 29, 2016, 07:37:52 PM
A lead? No thanks.

Can they euthanize this asshole after tonight?  Totally worthless and a godawful signing.
Euthanasia sounds too humane.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Canadouche on October 29, 2016, 08:07:49 PM
Oh well.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on October 29, 2016, 08:52:26 PM
Starts the year by getting Schwarber hurt.

Ends the year shitting the bed in a start the Cubs had to have.

Fuck you, you mouth-breathing pussy.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on October 29, 2016, 09:09:40 PM
Montgomery has an easy automatic out by forcing a runner at third.  Instead he throws to second and the throw to first is late.  Next play the runner at third scores.   
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Eli on October 29, 2016, 09:19:02 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 29, 2016, 08:52:26 PM
Starts the year by getting Schwarber hurt.

Ends the year shitting the bed in a start the Cubs had to have.

Fuck you, you mouth-breathing pussy.

Honestly, his outing ended up OK. They can win with a start like that. You know, if the offense hadn't withered up and died.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 29, 2016, 09:24:55 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 29, 2016, 09:19:02 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 29, 2016, 08:52:26 PM
Starts the year by getting Schwarber hurt.

Ends the year shitting the bed in a start the Cubs had to have.

Fuck you, you mouth-breathing pussy.

Honestly, his outing ended up OK. They can win with a start like that. You know, if the offense hadn't withered up and died.

Swinging at fucking everything. Cleveland is having their way with them.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on October 29, 2016, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 29, 2016, 09:19:02 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 29, 2016, 08:52:26 PM
Starts the year by getting Schwarber hurt.

Ends the year shitting the bed in a start the Cubs had to have.

Fuck you, you mouth-breathing pussy.

Honestly, his outing ended up OK. They can win with a start like that. You know, if the offense hadn't withered up and died.

He shit the fucking bed as soon as the Cubs took the lead. Fuck this piece of shit.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 03, 2016, 01:30:30 AM
You got your jewelry. Now get a fuckin' haircut.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 07, 2016, 12:31:21 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on November 03, 2016, 01:30:30 AM
You got your jewelry. Now get a fuckin' haircut.

Guess he reads here (https://twitter.com/klackey33/status/795690862445465600).
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2017, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on May 17, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2017, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on May 17, 2017, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 17, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2017, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on May 17, 2017, 09:23:19 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 17, 2017, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 17, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2017, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

I can definitely approve of this message. #TeamHateableFace
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 17, 2017, 11:09:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 17, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2017, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

Oh don't worry, you won't.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 09:16:16 AM
...and all that was found in the ashes of the barn was a set of hauntingly white teeth.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 23, 2017, 09:22:44 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 09:16:16 AM
...and all that was found in the ashes of the barn was a set of hauntingly white teeth.

And Fork, who showed up late
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 27, 2017, 07:37:46 PM
Fuck this gutless fucking asshole.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 27, 2017, 07:47:29 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 27, 2017, 07:37:46 PM
Fuck this gutless fucking asshole.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 07, 2017, 08:08:47 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 27, 2017, 07:47:29 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 27, 2017, 07:37:46 PM
Fuck this gutless fucking asshole.

Cubs get a lead, and this turd immediately gives it back.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: R-V on June 08, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 08, 2017, 10:59:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

What's that got to do with Lackey?

Man, when Fork gets a notion in his head, he's unstoppable...
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 12:35:29 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on June 08, 2017, 10:59:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

What's that got to do with Lackey?

Man, when Fork gets a notion in his head, he's unstoppable...

Trading for a good starting pitcher was the first point here. How do you propose the Cubs get one without giving up anything good?

I mean, even if this whole shitstorm winds up just being a wet fart, one of the choices Jepstink might still have to make is Baez or Russell.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on June 08, 2017, 12:48:49 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 12:35:29 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on June 08, 2017, 10:59:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

What's that got to do with Lackey?

Man, when Fork gets a notion in his head, he's unstoppable...

Trading for a good starting pitcher was the first point here. How do you propose the Cubs get one without giving up anything good?

I mean, even if this whole shitstorm winds up just being a wet fart, one of the choices Jepstink might still have to make is Baez or Russell.
Russell may have made that decision easier.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: R-V on June 08, 2017, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 12:35:29 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on June 08, 2017, 10:59:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

What's that got to do with Lackey?

Man, when Fork gets a notion in his head, he's unstoppable...

Trading for a good starting pitcher was the first point here. How do you propose the Cubs get one without giving up anything good?

I mean, even if this whole shitstorm winds up just being a wet fart, one of the choices Jepstink might still have to make is Baez or Russell.

Pretty confident when I say that literally no one on this message board has made that argument.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 01:46:09 PM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 12:35:29 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on June 08, 2017, 10:59:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

What's that got to do with Lackey?

Man, when Fork gets a notion in his head, he's unstoppable...

Trading for a good starting pitcher was the first point here. How do you propose the Cubs get one without giving up anything good?

I mean, even if this whole shitstorm winds up just being a wet fart, one of the choices Jepstink might still have to make is Baez or Russell.

Pretty confident when I say that literally no one on this message board has made that argument.

Nobody did. But Huard was so anxious to paint me as running some sort of kangaroo court (MLB is investigating, and they've suspended bigger stars than Russell, so they're not sweeping anything uder the rug here) that my suggestion that a player maybe being somewhat more available these days due to off-field issues was somehow pushing a narrative.

Or maybe Huard thinks we can get Kershaw for LaStella. Remember, not a meatball.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Brownie on June 08, 2017, 02:13:06 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 01:46:09 PM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 12:35:29 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on June 08, 2017, 10:59:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

What's that got to do with Lackey?

Man, when Fork gets a notion in his head, he's unstoppable...

Trading for a good starting pitcher was the first point here. How do you propose the Cubs get one without giving up anything good?

I mean, even if this whole shitstorm winds up just being a wet fart, one of the choices Jepstink might still have to make is Baez or Russell.

Pretty confident when I say that literally no one on this message board has made that argument.

Nobody did. But Huard was so anxious to paint me as running some sort of kangaroo court (MLB is investigating, and they've suspended bigger stars than Russell, so they're not sweeping anything uder the rug here) that my suggestion that a player maybe being somewhat more available these days due to off-field issues was somehow pushing a narrative.

Or maybe Huard thinks we can get Kershaw for LaStella. Remember, not a meatball.

Russell's value is not what it was a few months ago. Or even three years ago, especially if he's facing a 30-game suspension.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Eli on June 08, 2017, 08:32:19 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 08, 2017, 02:13:06 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 01:46:09 PM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 12:35:29 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on June 08, 2017, 10:59:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

What's that got to do with Lackey?

Man, when Fork gets a notion in his head, he's unstoppable...

Trading for a good starting pitcher was the first point here. How do you propose the Cubs get one without giving up anything good?

I mean, even if this whole shitstorm winds up just being a wet fart, one of the choices Jepstink might still have to make is Baez or Russell.

Pretty confident when I say that literally no one on this message board has made that argument.

Nobody did. But Huard was so anxious to paint me as running some sort of kangaroo court (MLB is investigating, and they've suspended bigger stars than Russell, so they're not sweeping anything uder the rug here) that my suggestion that a player maybe being somewhat more available these days due to off-field issues was somehow pushing a narrative.

Or maybe Huard thinks we can get Kershaw for LaStella. Remember, not a meatball.

Russell's value is not what it was a few months ago. Or even three years ago, especially if he's facing a 30-game suspension.

The Yankees got a top 5 prospect for a domestic abuser who's a far less valuable player than Russell is.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 08:32:57 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 08, 2017, 02:13:06 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 01:46:09 PM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 12:35:29 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on June 08, 2017, 10:59:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 08, 2017, 10:18:17 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 08, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
I want the Cubs to trade for a good starter and move Lackey to the bullpen. Mostly because he sucks but partially because I want to laugh at his inevitable red assed reaction to the demotion.

Anybody interested in a shortstop with sore knuckles?

What's that got to do with Lackey?

Man, when Fork gets a notion in his head, he's unstoppable...

Trading for a good starting pitcher was the first point here. How do you propose the Cubs get one without giving up anything good?

I mean, even if this whole shitstorm winds up just being a wet fart, one of the choices Jepstink might still have to make is Baez or Russell.

Pretty confident when I say that literally no one on this message board has made that argument.

Nobody did. But Huard was so anxious to paint me as running some sort of kangaroo court (MLB is investigating, and they've suspended bigger stars than Russell, so they're not sweeping anything uder the rug here) that my suggestion that a player maybe being somewhat more available these days due to off-field issues was somehow pushing a narrative.

Or maybe Huard thinks we can get Kershaw for LaStella. Remember, not a meatball.

Russell's value is not what it was a few months ago. Or even three years ago, especially if he's facing a 30-game suspension.

30 games is a drop in the bucket for an elite glove who is under control for 4 years after this one.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 09, 2017, 09:16:34 AM
Back to Lackey...

Fels speaks for me (http://theivydrip.com/hey-john-lackey-go-fk/).
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on June 09, 2017, 02:15:32 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 09, 2017, 09:16:34 AM
Back to Lackey...

Fels speaks for me (http://theivydrip.com/hey-john-lackey-go-fk/).

If he wasn't wearing the cowboy hat maybe I could sympathize with him.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 12, 2017, 07:00:46 PM
Still shitty.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Brownie on June 12, 2017, 08:35:56 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 12, 2017, 07:00:46 PM
Still shitty.

It doesn't matter. Give up 100 if your offense is going to continue to suck.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 13, 2017, 08:29:49 AM

Bronson Arroyo leads MLB with 20 HR allowed.

Lackey is at 19.

C'Mon John, you got this.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on June 18, 2017, 12:57:44 PM
AtCubs posted photos of Ol' John for Fathers' Day, reminding us that every child deserves a dad who leaves his mother when she selfishly gets cancer.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 18, 2017, 05:20:34 PM
Today was a much-needed effort, and one for which he was long overdue to deliver.   I was reminded of a similar game on the Sunday right before the All-Star Break last season, when the Cubs had already gone 5-15 (and 27-29 over a near-2-month stretch) and it had felt like they kept losing leads and Lackey did, in fact, lose the lead in this game--twice I wanna say--but otherwise kept them in until they could hang on for what-amounts-to-whatever-value-a-single-regular-season-win-for-a-103-win-team-can-be.  Well that game was also against Pittsburgh and those are about the only 2 times I'll probably recall Lackey fondly (maybe a third--when he shoved it up STL's ass 1-0 in one of his earliest starts) since he sure has shit didn't do a thing in the playoffs last year (and hopefully won't get a chance this year).
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on June 28, 2017, 07:52:08 PM
FTGDFGA (This, not these)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on June 28, 2017, 09:45:39 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 12, 2017, 07:00:46 PM
Still shitty.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 29, 2017, 08:14:46 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 13, 2017, 08:29:49 AM

Bronson Arroyo leads MLB with 20 HR allowed.

Lackey is at 19.

C'Mon John, you got this.

Last night put him one ahead of Arroyo and Nolasco with 24.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on July 18, 2017, 09:36:43 PM
Good to see the time off has helped Lackey...
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: PenFoe on July 18, 2017, 10:49:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 17, 2017, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 17, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2017, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

Optimistic Bump.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 19, 2017, 07:48:18 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 18, 2017, 10:49:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 17, 2017, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 17, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2017, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

Optimistic Bump.

I'm not ready to say anything after this start, he gave up quite a few rocket shots that found gloves, too. Until he strings 2-3 good ones together I'm still on Team Replace This Horsefaced Sonofabitch.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 19, 2017, 08:08:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 07:48:18 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 18, 2017, 10:49:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 17, 2017, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 17, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2017, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

Optimistic Bump.

I'm not ready to say anything after this start, he gave up quite a few rocket shots that found gloves, too. Until he strings 2-3 good ones together I'm still on Team Replace This Horsefaced Sonofabitch.

I'm on Team Who Gives A Shit He's Not Making The Postseason Roster Anyway.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 19, 2017, 08:15:19 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 19, 2017, 08:08:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 07:48:18 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 18, 2017, 10:49:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 17, 2017, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 17, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2017, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

Optimistic Bump.

I'm not ready to say anything after this start, he gave up quite a few rocket shots that found gloves, too. Until he strings 2-3 good ones together I'm still on Team Replace This Horsefaced Sonofabitch.

I'm on Team Who Gives A Shit He's Not Making The Postseason Roster Anyway.

I'm on Team They Still Trail In the Division And Can Hardly Afford to Handicap Themselves By Starting A Guy With an ERA Over 5 Every 5th Day This Is Not Last Year.

If he manages to string together a decent month or two, they pass Milwaukee and don't look back, then yeah, that's fine. If his next start or two before the deadline look as bad as most of his starts before the break and they're still chasing or tied with Milwaukee they should see if there are any upgrades out there. Doesn't need to be a Sonny Gray caliber pitcher, just some Dan Haren type who can give you 5 or 6 innings and only allow 3 runs, not 5.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 19, 2017, 08:41:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 08:15:19 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 19, 2017, 08:08:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 07:48:18 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 18, 2017, 10:49:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 17, 2017, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 17, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2017, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

Optimistic Bump.

I'm not ready to say anything after this start, he gave up quite a few rocket shots that found gloves, too. Until he strings 2-3 good ones together I'm still on Team Replace This Horsefaced Sonofabitch.

I'm on Team Who Gives A Shit He's Not Making The Postseason Roster Anyway.

I'm on Team They Still Trail In the Division And Can Hardly Afford to Handicap Themselves By Starting A Guy With an ERA Over 5 Every 5th Day This Is Not Last Year.

If he manages to string together a decent month or two, they pass Milwaukee and don't look back, then yeah, that's fine. If his next start or two before the deadline look as bad as most of his starts before the break and they're still chasing or tied with Milwaukee they should see if there are any upgrades out there. Doesn't need to be a Sonny Gray caliber pitcher, just some Dan Haren type who can give you 5 or 6 innings and only allow 3 runs, not 5.

Once Hendricks is back in the rotation (this weekend), one option that can be explored is the Butler/Montgomery two-headed monster. But if Jake is truly awesome again (over his last 8-10 starts, it certainly looks like he is) and Hendricks' finger is OK and he's back to his machinelike self, they're going to play .650 ball from here on out, regardless of who eats innings in the 5 slot. Shit, put me out there.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 19, 2017, 09:37:41 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 19, 2017, 08:41:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 08:15:19 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 19, 2017, 08:08:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 07:48:18 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 18, 2017, 10:49:05 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 17, 2017, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 17, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2017, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

Optimistic Bump.

I'm not ready to say anything after this start, he gave up quite a few rocket shots that found gloves, too. Until he strings 2-3 good ones together I'm still on Team Replace This Horsefaced Sonofabitch.

I'm on Team Who Gives A Shit He's Not Making The Postseason Roster Anyway.

I'm on Team They Still Trail In the Division And Can Hardly Afford to Handicap Themselves By Starting A Guy With an ERA Over 5 Every 5th Day This Is Not Last Year.

If he manages to string together a decent month or two, they pass Milwaukee and don't look back, then yeah, that's fine. If his next start or two before the deadline look as bad as most of his starts before the break and they're still chasing or tied with Milwaukee they should see if there are any upgrades out there. Doesn't need to be a Sonny Gray caliber pitcher, just some Dan Haren type who can give you 5 or 6 innings and only allow 3 runs, not 5.

Once Hendricks is back in the rotation (this weekend), one option that can be explored is the Butler/Montgomery two-headed monster. But if Jake is truly awesome again (over his last 8-10 starts, it certainly looks like he is) and Hendricks' finger is OK and he's back to his machinelike self, they're going to play .650 ball from here on out, regardless of who eats innings in the 5 slot. Shit, put me out there.

No thanks. And hard disagree on Jake being "awesome" again; you obviously don't remember 2015 at all. His FIP and xFIP in his last 8 starts is in the mid-4's.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 19, 2017, 09:52:16 AM
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John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

Optimistic Bump.

I'm not ready to say anything after this start, he gave up quite a few rocket shots that found gloves, too. Until he strings 2-3 good ones together I'm still on Team Replace This Horsefaced Sonofabitch.

I'm on Team Who Gives A Shit He's Not Making The Postseason Roster Anyway.

I'm on Team They Still Trail In the Division And Can Hardly Afford to Handicap Themselves By Starting A Guy With an ERA Over 5 Every 5th Day This Is Not Last Year.

If he manages to string together a decent month or two, they pass Milwaukee and don't look back, then yeah, that's fine. If his next start or two before the deadline look as bad as most of his starts before the break and they're still chasing or tied with Milwaukee they should see if there are any upgrades out there. Doesn't need to be a Sonny Gray caliber pitcher, just some Dan Haren type who can give you 5 or 6 innings and only allow 3 runs, not 5.

Once Hendricks is back in the rotation (this weekend), one option that can be explored is the Butler/Montgomery two-headed monster. But if Jake is truly awesome again (over his last 8-10 starts, it certainly looks like he is) and Hendricks' finger is OK and he's back to his machinelike self, they're going to play .650 ball from here on out, regardless of who eats innings in the 5 slot. Shit, put me out there.

No thanks. And hard disagree on Jake being "awesome" again; you obviously don't remember 2015 at all. His FIP and xFIP in his last 8 starts is in the mid-4's.

I mean I'll buy that Jake is "fixed" to some extent. He was kind of unlucky earlier in the year. His strikeout and walk numbers were good, he wasn't allowing that many hits, he was just allowing an unsustainably high HR/FB rate. Since the start of June his ERA is 3.57 and I'll buy that we can probably expect about that going forward. Like you said though, that's hardly Awesome Jake Arrieta, that's "Pretty Good Third Starter Man". Which is fine, I guess. If Hendricks is back in 2016 form when he returns and Lester is over his mid-season slump, Quintana slots in as the new #2, all Jake has to be is a pretty good four. He's just not gonna ever be That Guy again.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 19, 2017, 10:07:01 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 08:15:19 AM
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Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

Optimistic Bump.

I'm not ready to say anything after this start, he gave up quite a few rocket shots that found gloves, too. Until he strings 2-3 good ones together I'm still on Team Replace This Horsefaced Sonofabitch.

I'm on Team Who Gives A Shit He's Not Making The Postseason Roster Anyway.

I'm on Team They Still Trail In the Division And Can Hardly Afford to Handicap Themselves By Starting A Guy With an ERA Over 5 Every 5th Day This Is Not Last Year.

If he manages to string together a decent month or two, they pass Milwaukee and don't look back, then yeah, that's fine. If his next start or two before the deadline look as bad as most of his starts before the break and they're still chasing or tied with Milwaukee they should see if there are any upgrades out there. Doesn't need to be a Sonny Gray caliber pitcher, just some Dan Haren type who can give you 5 or 6 innings and only allow 3 runs, not 5.

Nice to know SKO still stays close to his path to the ledge, fretting about the final 10 starts of the Cubs' #5 starter that can't be squandered because of--oh no,  the Brewers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cgrEA6eQ_g)!

Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 19, 2017, 10:11:20 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on July 19, 2017, 10:07:01 AM
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Quote from: SKO on May 17, 2017, 09:21:15 AM
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Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

Optimistic Bump.

I'm not ready to say anything after this start, he gave up quite a few rocket shots that found gloves, too. Until he strings 2-3 good ones together I'm still on Team Replace This Horsefaced Sonofabitch.

I'm on Team Who Gives A Shit He's Not Making The Postseason Roster Anyway.

I'm on Team They Still Trail In the Division And Can Hardly Afford to Handicap Themselves By Starting A Guy With an ERA Over 5 Every 5th Day This Is Not Last Year.

If he manages to string together a decent month or two, they pass Milwaukee and don't look back, then yeah, that's fine. If his next start or two before the deadline look as bad as most of his starts before the break and they're still chasing or tied with Milwaukee they should see if there are any upgrades out there. Doesn't need to be a Sonny Gray caliber pitcher, just some Dan Haren type who can give you 5 or 6 innings and only allow 3 runs, not 5.

Nice to know SKO still stays close to his path to the ledge, fretting about the final 10 starts of the Cubs' #5 starter that can't be squandered because of--oh no,  the Brewers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cgrEA6eQ_g)!



I'm not on the ledge at all, I quite expect them to surpass the Brewers and win the division, that said I don't think it's radical or ledge-jumping to say they've used up their margin for error for the most part and that if Lackey can't get his ERA down under 5 in the next couple of weeks they should absolutely look into an upgrade for that spot.

I think you all really miss ledge-jumping SKO and you're desperate to have him as a foil. In case anyone was paying attention I was the first one ridiculing TJ and his ridiculous "Cubs should sell" nonsense a few weeks ago.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 19, 2017, 10:30:40 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 10:11:20 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on July 19, 2017, 10:07:01 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 08:15:19 AM
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Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 07:48:18 AM
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Quote from: SKO on May 17, 2017, 09:21:15 AM
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Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

Optimistic Bump.

I'm not ready to say anything after this start, he gave up quite a few rocket shots that found gloves, too. Until he strings 2-3 good ones together I'm still on Team Replace This Horsefaced Sonofabitch.

I'm on Team Who Gives A Shit He's Not Making The Postseason Roster Anyway.

I'm on Team They Still Trail In the Division And Can Hardly Afford to Handicap Themselves By Starting A Guy With an ERA Over 5 Every 5th Day This Is Not Last Year.

If he manages to string together a decent month or two, they pass Milwaukee and don't look back, then yeah, that's fine. If his next start or two before the deadline look as bad as most of his starts before the break and they're still chasing or tied with Milwaukee they should see if there are any upgrades out there. Doesn't need to be a Sonny Gray caliber pitcher, just some Dan Haren type who can give you 5 or 6 innings and only allow 3 runs, not 5.

Nice to know SKO still stays close to his path to the ledge, fretting about the final 10 starts of the Cubs' #5 starter that can't be squandered because of--oh no,  the Brewers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cgrEA6eQ_g)!



I'm not on the ledge at all, I quite expect them to surpass the Brewers and win the division, that said I don't think it's radical or ledge-jumping to say they've used up their margin for error for the most part and that if Lackey can't get his ERA down under 5 in the next couple of weeks they should absolutely look into an upgrade for that spot.

I think you all really miss ledge-jumping SKO and you're desperate to have him as a foil. In case anyone was paying attention I was the first one ridiculing TJ and his ridiculous "Cubs should sell" nonsense a few weeks ago.

Didn't say you were on the ledge, just that you keep the path to it close. 

Honest question because I don't know, but is the Brewers #5 starter better than Lackey?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 19, 2017, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on July 19, 2017, 10:30:40 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 10:11:20 AM
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Quote from: SKO on May 17, 2017, 09:21:15 AM
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Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

Optimistic Bump.

I'm not ready to say anything after this start, he gave up quite a few rocket shots that found gloves, too. Until he strings 2-3 good ones together I'm still on Team Replace This Horsefaced Sonofabitch.

I'm on Team Who Gives A Shit He's Not Making The Postseason Roster Anyway.

I'm on Team They Still Trail In the Division And Can Hardly Afford to Handicap Themselves By Starting A Guy With an ERA Over 5 Every 5th Day This Is Not Last Year.

If he manages to string together a decent month or two, they pass Milwaukee and don't look back, then yeah, that's fine. If his next start or two before the deadline look as bad as most of his starts before the break and they're still chasing or tied with Milwaukee they should see if there are any upgrades out there. Doesn't need to be a Sonny Gray caliber pitcher, just some Dan Haren type who can give you 5 or 6 innings and only allow 3 runs, not 5.

Nice to know SKO still stays close to his path to the ledge, fretting about the final 10 starts of the Cubs' #5 starter that can't be squandered because of--oh no,  the Brewers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cgrEA6eQ_g)!



I'm not on the ledge at all, I quite expect them to surpass the Brewers and win the division, that said I don't think it's radical or ledge-jumping to say they've used up their margin for error for the most part and that if Lackey can't get his ERA down under 5 in the next couple of weeks they should absolutely look into an upgrade for that spot.

I think you all really miss ledge-jumping SKO and you're desperate to have him as a foil. In case anyone was paying attention I was the first one ridiculing TJ and his ridiculous "Cubs should sell" nonsense a few weeks ago.

Didn't say you were on the ledge, just that you keep the path to it close.  

Honest question because I don't know, but is the Brewers #5 starter better than Lackey?

I mean, in reality? Probably not, but every person on that roster not named Ryan Braun is playing well over their heads and should have regressed before now so who knows if/when it'll happen. They called up some asshole named Brent Suter who throws like 82 and he's got a 2.98 FIP. I keep expecting their collapse any day now (and maybe this 3 game skid and the current brutal road trip they are on followed by a trip home to find the Cubs waiting for them will be it) but I never thought they'd keep it up this far so I'm being cautious on prognosticating their inevitable doom.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 19, 2017, 10:41:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 10:36:33 AM
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Quote from: SKO on May 17, 2017, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 17, 2017, 09:05:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 16, 2017, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 09, 2017, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 09, 2017, 10:10:51 PM
John Lackey wasn't useless today? Mind blown.
He'll give me a reason to hate him again in his next start.

That didn't take long.

Wind howling out and he gives up 3 in 5.1?  It'll do.  Don't let me stop you from hating him, though.

I need to learn to hold my tongue on Lackey until after the 2nd inning. He almost always gives up 1-2 in the early going and I rage because my rage against him is barely ever held in check and then he usually settles down and has a quality start. He's a perfectly acceptable five with a very hateable face.

Optimistic Bump.

I'm not ready to say anything after this start, he gave up quite a few rocket shots that found gloves, too. Until he strings 2-3 good ones together I'm still on Team Replace This Horsefaced Sonofabitch.

I'm on Team Who Gives A Shit He's Not Making The Postseason Roster Anyway.

I'm on Team They Still Trail In the Division And Can Hardly Afford to Handicap Themselves By Starting A Guy With an ERA Over 5 Every 5th Day This Is Not Last Year.

If he manages to string together a decent month or two, they pass Milwaukee and don't look back, then yeah, that's fine. If his next start or two before the deadline look as bad as most of his starts before the break and they're still chasing or tied with Milwaukee they should see if there are any upgrades out there. Doesn't need to be a Sonny Gray caliber pitcher, just some Dan Haren type who can give you 5 or 6 innings and only allow 3 runs, not 5.

Nice to know SKO still stays close to his path to the ledge, fretting about the final 10 starts of the Cubs' #5 starter that can't be squandered because of--oh no,  the Brewers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cgrEA6eQ_g)!



I'm not on the ledge at all, I quite expect them to surpass the Brewers and win the division, that said I don't think it's radical or ledge-jumping to say they've used up their margin for error for the most part and that if Lackey can't get his ERA down under 5 in the next couple of weeks they should absolutely look into an upgrade for that spot.

I think you all really miss ledge-jumping SKO and you're desperate to have him as a foil. In case anyone was paying attention I was the first one ridiculing TJ and his ridiculous "Cubs should sell" nonsense a few weeks ago.

Didn't say you were on the ledge, just that you keep the path to it close. 

Honest question because I don't know, but is the Brewers #5 starter better than Lackey?

I mean, in reality? Probably not, but every person on that roster not named Ryan Braun is playing well over their heads and should have regressed before now so who knows if/when it'll happen. They called up some asshole named Bruce Suter who throws like 82 and he's got a 2.98 FIP. I keep expecting their collapse any day now (and maybe this 3 game skid and the current brutal road trip they are on followed by a trip home to find the Cubs waiting for them will be it) but I never thought they'd keep it up this far so I'm being cautious on prognosticating their inevitable doom.

You seem angstsy over these shitbirds.

Fuck Milwaukee.  These turds'll be lucky to finish with 84 wins.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 19, 2017, 10:44:52 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on July 19, 2017, 10:41:08 AM
You seem angstsy over these shitbirds.

Fuck Milwaukee.  These turds'll be lucky to finish with 84 wins.

I think you confuse the fact that I just use a lot of words to say literally anything with angst.

Although yeah I predict the Cubs have a fairly standard second half for them and finish with 90 wins while Milwaukee taps out around 83/84. As I've said before I think the NL Central is just re-playing 2014, with the Cubs playing the part of the Cardinals, but Milwaukee's on desperate times and needs the money so they were willing to reprise the role of "unexpected All Star Break Division Leader that Collapses Late and Doesn't Even Finish All That Close at the End."
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 19, 2017, 10:46:53 AM
Quote from: Non Beltwatch Man on July 19, 2017, 09:52:16 AM

I mean I'll buy that Jake is "fixed" to some extent. He was kind of unlucky earlier in the year. His strikeout and walk numbers were good, he wasn't allowing that many hits, he was just allowing an unsustainably high HR/FB rate. Since the start of June his ERA is 3.57 and I'll buy that we can probably expect about that going forward. Like you said though, that's hardly Awesome Jake Arrieta, that's "Pretty Good Third Starter Man". Which is fine, I guess. If Hendricks is back in 2016 form when he returns and Lester is over his mid-season slump, Quintana slots in as the new #2, all Jake has to be is a pretty good four. He's just not gonna ever be That Guy again.

That will be for another team to find out.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 19, 2017, 11:23:06 AM
Oh if Bryant just seriously injured himself I am on the ledge again. Over the ledge. Can't even see the ledge, it's a long way down.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 19, 2017, 12:33:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 11:23:06 AM
Oh if Bryant just seriously injured himself I am on the ledge again. Over the ledge. Can't even see the ledge, it's a long way down.

Snap the fuck out of it. 
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 19, 2017, 12:36:28 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on July 19, 2017, 12:33:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 19, 2017, 11:23:06 AM
Oh if Bryant just seriously injured himself I am on the ledge again. Over the ledge. Can't even see the ledge, it's a long way down.

Snap the fuck out of it. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bjEpLoL0ls
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Canadouche on July 19, 2017, 04:33:27 PM
I just finished reading The Cubs Way, which was very enjoyable. In the book, Lester talks about how, most years, it takes a pitcher around 100 innings to get comfortable with his mechanics.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 19, 2017, 05:47:20 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2017, 04:33:27 PM
I just finished reading The Cubs Way, which was very enjoyable. In the book, Lester talks about how, most years, it takes a pitcher around 100 innings to get comfortable with his mechanics.

How many innings does it take to decide we want someone FIREBARNed?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Canadouche on July 19, 2017, 06:56:45 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 19, 2017, 05:47:20 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2017, 04:33:27 PM
I just finished reading The Cubs Way, which was very enjoyable. In the book, Lester talks about how, most years, it takes a pitcher around 100 innings to get comfortable with his mechanics.

How many innings does it take to decide we want someone FIREBARNed?

I'm thinking 0, +/- a few.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Brownie on July 20, 2017, 12:11:55 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 19, 2017, 04:33:27 PM
I just finished reading The Cubs Way, which was very enjoyable. In the book, Lester talks about how, most years, it takes a pitcher around 100 innings to get comfortable with his mechanics.

Particularly in auto racing.

(http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/72d78a1acd0e472ebcc4a57fa8d231cd/mechanics-at-work-on-colorful-indy-race-cars-bbbmrk.jpg)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 25, 2017, 01:55:45 PM
"Yes, hello, Firebarn Industrial Supply? Do you offer volume discounts?"
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 25, 2017, 03:10:14 PM
He should be forced to pitch in a barbed-wire jockstrap.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 25, 2017, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 25, 2017, 03:10:14 PM
He should be forced to pitch in a barbed-wire jockstrap.

Joe should have PH for him with RISP in the 5th and Lackey clearly having completely lost his command and being at 80 pitches and also being old and shitty. We'll see how this works out
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 25, 2017, 03:32:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2017, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 25, 2017, 03:10:14 PM
He should be forced to pitch in a barbed-wire jockstrap.

Joe should have PH for him with RISP in the 5th and Lackey clearly having completely lost his command and being at 80 pitches and also being old and shitty. We'll see how this works out

Poorly. it worked out fucking poorly. I like Joe but he's got to get over this herp-derp Lackey has veteran gumption nonsense. He should have a shorter leash than Jason Hammel ever got.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 25, 2017, 04:33:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2017, 03:32:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2017, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 25, 2017, 03:10:14 PM
He should be forced to pitch in a barbed-wire jockstrap.

Joe should have PH for him with RISP in the 5th and Lackey clearly having completely lost his command and being at 80 pitches and also being old and shitty. We'll see how this works out

Poorly. it worked out fucking poorly. I like Joe but he's got to get over this herp-derp Lackey has veteran gumption nonsense. He should have a shorter leash than Jason Hammel ever got.

He had to milk Lackey a little more than was desirable today because he needed 4 2/3 innings from the bullpen yesterday. As it is, he needs 4 today. Hopefully Jake has 7 to give tomorrow.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on July 25, 2017, 05:23:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 25, 2017, 04:33:16 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2017, 03:32:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2017, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 25, 2017, 03:10:14 PM
He should be forced to pitch in a barbed-wire jockstrap.

Joe should have PH for him with RISP in the 5th and Lackey clearly having completely lost his command and being at 80 pitches and also being old and shitty. We'll see how this works out

Poorly. it worked out fucking poorly. I like Joe but he's got to get over this herp-derp Lackey has veteran gumption nonsense. He should have a shorter leash than Jason Hammel ever got.

He had to milk Lackey a little more than was desirable today because he needed 4 2/3 innings from the bullpen yesterday. As it is, he needs 4 today. Hopefully Jake has 7 to give tomorrow.
My theory?   Maddon left him in long enough to get the win and look better at trade time.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 25, 2017, 06:57:39 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2017, 03:32:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2017, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 25, 2017, 03:10:14 PM
He should be forced to pitch in a barbed-wire jockstrap.

Joe should have PH for him with RISP in the 5th and Lackey clearly having completely lost his command and being at 80 pitches and also being old and shitty. We'll see how this works out

Poorly. it worked out fucking poorly. I like Joe but he's got to get over this herp-derp Lackey has veteran gumption nonsense. He should have a shorter leash than Jason Hammel ever got.

Fucking THIS. And I'm pretty sure Jason Hammel just felt chills, wherever he is.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 01:26:28 AM
I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

Quote
Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 26, 2017, 07:51:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 01:26:28 AM
I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

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Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 09:06:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 07:51:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 01:26:28 AM
I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

Quote
Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.

Any chance someone can push him in front of a speeding garbage truck before he has to face Milwaukee Sunday?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 26, 2017, 09:39:20 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 09:06:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 07:51:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 01:26:28 AM
I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

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Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.

Any chance someone can push him in front of a speeding garbage truck before he has to face Milwaukee Sunday?

I am currently holding out hope that Justin Verlander makes that start instead. I know people are hesitant about that contract but it's just 2 years unless he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 (in which case you'd probably be happy to take a 22 million dollar option on him for 2020 especially since the qualifying offer will be about that much by then) and with Quintana being so cheap Verlander/Quintana next year would make about 37 mil while the Lackey/Arrieta combo was already making 31 mil this year. Verlander could be a big upgrade at #5 that would presumably not really hamper their long term plans for any FA starters either.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 11:22:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 09:39:20 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 09:06:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 07:51:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 01:26:28 AM
I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

Quote
Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.

Any chance someone can push him in front of a speeding garbage truck before he has to face Milwaukee Sunday?

I am currently holding out hope that Justin Verlander makes that start instead. I know people are hesitant about that contract but it's just 2 years unless he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 (in which case you'd probably be happy to take a 22 million dollar option on him for 2020 especially since the qualifying offer will be about that much by then) and with Quintana being so cheap Verlander/Quintana next year would make about 37 mil while the Lackey/Arrieta combo was already making 31 mil this year. Verlander could be a big upgrade at #5 that would presumably not really hamper their long term plans for any FA starters either.

Verlander would give the Cubs a rotation that is under control for two more years. By then they should be able to start looking to the farm for replacements.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 26, 2017, 11:28:00 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 11:22:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 09:39:20 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 09:06:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 07:51:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 01:26:28 AM
I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

Quote
Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.

Any chance someone can push him in front of a speeding garbage truck before he has to face Milwaukee Sunday?

I am currently holding out hope that Justin Verlander makes that start instead. I know people are hesitant about that contract but it's just 2 years unless he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 (in which case you'd probably be happy to take a 22 million dollar option on him for 2020 especially since the qualifying offer will be about that much by then) and with Quintana being so cheap Verlander/Quintana next year would make about 37 mil while the Lackey/Arrieta combo was already making 31 mil this year. Verlander could be a big upgrade at #5 that would presumably not really hamper their long term plans for any FA starters either.

Verlander would give the Cubs a rotation that is under control for two more years. By then they should be able to start looking to the farm for replacements.

Lackey for Verlander straight up.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 26, 2017, 11:32:52 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 26, 2017, 11:28:00 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 11:22:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 09:39:20 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 09:06:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 07:51:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 01:26:28 AM
I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

Quote
Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.

Any chance someone can push him in front of a speeding garbage truck before he has to face Milwaukee Sunday?

I am currently holding out hope that Justin Verlander makes that start instead. I know people are hesitant about that contract but it's just 2 years unless he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 (in which case you'd probably be happy to take a 22 million dollar option on him for 2020 especially since the qualifying offer will be about that much by then) and with Quintana being so cheap Verlander/Quintana next year would make about 37 mil while the Lackey/Arrieta combo was already making 31 mil this year. Verlander could be a big upgrade at #5 that would presumably not really hamper their long term plans for any FA starters either.

Verlander would give the Cubs a rotation that is under control for two more years. By then they should be able to start looking to the farm for replacements.

Lackey for Verlander straight up.

I'm hoping for more Verlander+Avila for Candelario and the AAAA guys, some lotto tickets in the lower minors, and the Cubs eating a fuck ton of cash and shooting Lackey into the sun.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 01:12:56 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 11:32:52 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 26, 2017, 11:28:00 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 11:22:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 09:39:20 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 09:06:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 07:51:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 01:26:28 AM
I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

Quote
Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.

Any chance someone can push him in front of a speeding garbage truck before he has to face Milwaukee Sunday?

I am currently holding out hope that Justin Verlander makes that start instead. I know people are hesitant about that contract but it's just 2 years unless he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 (in which case you'd probably be happy to take a 22 million dollar option on him for 2020 especially since the qualifying offer will be about that much by then) and with Quintana being so cheap Verlander/Quintana next year would make about 37 mil while the Lackey/Arrieta combo was already making 31 mil this year. Verlander could be a big upgrade at #5 that would presumably not really hamper their long term plans for any FA starters either.

Verlander would give the Cubs a rotation that is under control for two more years. By then they should be able to start looking to the farm for replacements.

Lackey for Verlander straight up.

I'm hoping for more Verlander+Avila for Candelario and the AAAA guys, some lotto tickets in the lower minors, and the Cubs eating a fuck ton of cash and shooting Lackey into the sun.

I think the more likely scenario is Candelario to the Mets for Rivera and Lackey being left off the postseason roster. But I do think Verlander could be useful to the Cubs.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 26, 2017, 01:21:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 01:12:56 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 11:32:52 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 26, 2017, 11:28:00 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 11:22:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 09:39:20 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 09:06:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 07:51:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 01:26:28 AM
I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

Quote
Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.

Any chance someone can push him in front of a speeding garbage truck before he has to face Milwaukee Sunday?

I am currently holding out hope that Justin Verlander makes that start instead. I know people are hesitant about that contract but it's just 2 years unless he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 (in which case you'd probably be happy to take a 22 million dollar option on him for 2020 especially since the qualifying offer will be about that much by then) and with Quintana being so cheap Verlander/Quintana next year would make about 37 mil while the Lackey/Arrieta combo was already making 31 mil this year. Verlander could be a big upgrade at #5 that would presumably not really hamper their long term plans for any FA starters either.

Verlander would give the Cubs a rotation that is under control for two more years. By then they should be able to start looking to the farm for replacements.

Lackey for Verlander straight up.

I'm hoping for more Verlander+Avila for Candelario and the AAAA guys, some lotto tickets in the lower minors, and the Cubs eating a fuck ton of cash and shooting Lackey into the sun.

I think the more likely scenario is Candelario to the Mets for Rivera and Lackey being left off the postseason roster. But I do think Verlander could be useful to the Cubs.

Candelario is hardly a top prospect and he's not a headliner of a big deal but I would also hope he's worth more than a replacement level backup catcher.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 26, 2017, 02:02:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 01:21:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 01:12:56 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 11:32:52 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 26, 2017, 11:28:00 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 11:22:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 09:39:20 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 09:06:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 07:51:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 01:26:28 AM
I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

Quote
Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.

Any chance someone can push him in front of a speeding garbage truck before he has to face Milwaukee Sunday?

I am currently holding out hope that Justin Verlander makes that start instead. I know people are hesitant about that contract but it's just 2 years unless he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 (in which case you'd probably be happy to take a 22 million dollar option on him for 2020 especially since the qualifying offer will be about that much by then) and with Quintana being so cheap Verlander/Quintana next year would make about 37 mil while the Lackey/Arrieta combo was already making 31 mil this year. Verlander could be a big upgrade at #5 that would presumably not really hamper their long term plans for any FA starters either.

Verlander would give the Cubs a rotation that is under control for two more years. By then they should be able to start looking to the farm for replacements.

Lackey for Verlander straight up.

I'm hoping for more Verlander+Avila for Candelario and the AAAA guys, some lotto tickets in the lower minors, and the Cubs eating a fuck ton of cash and shooting Lackey into the sun.

I think the more likely scenario is Candelario to the Mets for Rivera and Lackey being left off the postseason roster. But I do think Verlander could be useful to the Cubs.

Candelario is hardly a top prospect and he's not a headliner of a big deal but I would also hope he's worth more than a replacement level backup catcher.

Candelario for all of Verlander's contract net of Lackey's DFA cost.

And Kate.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 02:03:53 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 26, 2017, 02:02:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 01:21:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 01:12:56 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 11:32:52 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 26, 2017, 11:28:00 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 11:22:20 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 09:39:20 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 09:06:02 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 26, 2017, 07:51:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 01:26:28 AM
I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

Quote
Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.

Any chance someone can push him in front of a speeding garbage truck before he has to face Milwaukee Sunday?

I am currently holding out hope that Justin Verlander makes that start instead. I know people are hesitant about that contract but it's just 2 years unless he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 (in which case you'd probably be happy to take a 22 million dollar option on him for 2020 especially since the qualifying offer will be about that much by then) and with Quintana being so cheap Verlander/Quintana next year would make about 37 mil while the Lackey/Arrieta combo was already making 31 mil this year. Verlander could be a big upgrade at #5 that would presumably not really hamper their long term plans for any FA starters either.

Verlander would give the Cubs a rotation that is under control for two more years. By then they should be able to start looking to the farm for replacements.

Lackey for Verlander straight up.

I'm hoping for more Verlander+Avila for Candelario and the AAAA guys, some lotto tickets in the lower minors, and the Cubs eating a fuck ton of cash and shooting Lackey into the sun.

I think the more likely scenario is Candelario to the Mets for Rivera and Lackey being left off the postseason roster. But I do think Verlander could be useful to the Cubs.

Candelario is hardly a top prospect and he's not a headliner of a big deal but I would also hope he's worth more than a replacement level backup catcher.

Candelario for all of Verlander's contract net of Lackey's DFA cost.

And Kate.

You don't think she's too fat?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 02:27:55 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 26, 2017, 02:03:53 PM
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I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

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Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.

Any chance someone can push him in front of a speeding garbage truck before he has to face Milwaukee Sunday?

I am currently holding out hope that Justin Verlander makes that start instead. I know people are hesitant about that contract but it's just 2 years unless he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 (in which case you'd probably be happy to take a 22 million dollar option on him for 2020 especially since the qualifying offer will be about that much by then) and with Quintana being so cheap Verlander/Quintana next year would make about 37 mil while the Lackey/Arrieta combo was already making 31 mil this year. Verlander could be a big upgrade at #5 that would presumably not really hamper their long term plans for any FA starters either.

Verlander would give the Cubs a rotation that is under control for two more years. By then they should be able to start looking to the farm for replacements.

Lackey for Verlander straight up.

I'm hoping for more Verlander+Avila for Candelario and the AAAA guys, some lotto tickets in the lower minors, and the Cubs eating a fuck ton of cash and shooting Lackey into the sun.

I think the more likely scenario is Candelario to the Mets for Rivera and Lackey being left off the postseason roster. But I do think Verlander could be useful to the Cubs.

Candelario is hardly a top prospect and he's not a headliner of a big deal but I would also hope he's worth more than a replacement level backup catcher.

Candelario for all of Verlander's contract net of Lackey's DFA cost.

And Kate.

You don't think she's too fat?

Chuck has been owned online.

I've come around to Verlander too. Candelario is never getting any time to play unless Kris Bryant dies in a Red Bull stunt gone horribly wrong. I'd rather see what Verlander has left than watch Lackey reliably suck, too.

All bets are off if they can land a Sonny Gray or even a Yu Darvish but that's looking extremely unlikely.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 26, 2017, 02:48:39 PM
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I've come around to Verlander too. Candelario is never getting any time to play unless Kris Bryant dies in a Red Bull stunt gone horribly wrong. I'd rather see what Verlander has left than watch Lackey reliably suck, too.

All bets are off if they can land a Sonny Gray or even a Yu Darvish but that's looking extremely unlikely.

Yeah in my mind they aren't acquiring Verlander to be Justin VerlanderTM they are acquiring him to be a better version of John Lackey. I would still hope they'd go out in the offseason and chase a guy like Darvish, but with the prospects they have left Verlander might bet he best guy left that can help this year and also hold down a spot next year.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
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I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

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Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.

Any chance someone can push him in front of a speeding garbage truck before he has to face Milwaukee Sunday?

I am currently holding out hope that Justin Verlander makes that start instead. I know people are hesitant about that contract but it's just 2 years unless he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 (in which case you'd probably be happy to take a 22 million dollar option on him for 2020 especially since the qualifying offer will be about that much by then) and with Quintana being so cheap Verlander/Quintana next year would make about 37 mil while the Lackey/Arrieta combo was already making 31 mil this year. Verlander could be a big upgrade at #5 that would presumably not really hamper their long term plans for any FA starters either.

Verlander would give the Cubs a rotation that is under control for two more years. By then they should be able to start looking to the farm for replacements.

Lackey for Verlander straight up.

I'm hoping for more Verlander+Avila for Candelario and the AAAA guys, some lotto tickets in the lower minors, and the Cubs eating a fuck ton of cash and shooting Lackey into the sun.

I think the more likely scenario is Candelario to the Mets for Rivera and Lackey being left off the postseason roster. But I do think Verlander could be useful to the Cubs.

Candelario is hardly a top prospect and he's not a headliner of a big deal but I would also hope he's worth more than a replacement level backup catcher.

Candelario for all of Verlander's contract net of Lackey's DFA cost.

And Kate.

You don't think she's too fat?

She's only 25% of a Hendricks.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
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I don't know what kind of deal Jesse Rogers has going with John Lackey, but this bizarre story arguing he should stay in the rotation is some major league bullshit toleration.

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Maddon is right in one respect: The Cubs have enough in their rotation right now to win their division. That includes John Lackey, who won his seventh game Tuesday while lowering his ERA under 5.00 for the first time in a month. You can view his four hit batters on Tuesday -- three of which came in one inning -- as a negative, but he gave up only two runs over five innings. He'll take the positives in that.

He made that pitch to Tim Anderson in the fifth inning, inducing a groundout to strand all three runners. Sure, Lackey is the first Cub to hit four batters in a game since 1957. But what's the difference if none of them scored?

Lackey left after allowing the first two batters on base in the sixth, but his pitching line was saved when reliever Carl Edwards Jr. escaped the jam unscathed. And that's the bottom line with Lackey right now: It isn't going to be pretty, but he can still get the job done as the No. 5 pitcher in the rotation.

How his conclusion is "gee, John sure can get it done!" instead of "damn, John sure is lucky Carl Edwards saved his ass" is beyond me. Plus, if Tim Anderson wasn't such a slapdick John easily could have given up 8 runs today. I'll save two spots in the firebarn so Jesse can join his buddy.

Does Jesse not realize the White Sox fucking suck? He gave up two hits and a walk to Omar Narvaez and his .664 OPS, gave up a hit to Anderson (.630), and a fucking scorched doubled by Carlos Rodon. Any team with an actual major league offense probably puts up 5-6 runs on him there.

Any chance someone can push him in front of a speeding garbage truck before he has to face Milwaukee Sunday?

I am currently holding out hope that Justin Verlander makes that start instead. I know people are hesitant about that contract but it's just 2 years unless he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 (in which case you'd probably be happy to take a 22 million dollar option on him for 2020 especially since the qualifying offer will be about that much by then) and with Quintana being so cheap Verlander/Quintana next year would make about 37 mil while the Lackey/Arrieta combo was already making 31 mil this year. Verlander could be a big upgrade at #5 that would presumably not really hamper their long term plans for any FA starters either.

Verlander would give the Cubs a rotation that is under control for two more years. By then they should be able to start looking to the farm for replacements.

Lackey for Verlander straight up.

I'm hoping for more Verlander+Avila for Candelario and the AAAA guys, some lotto tickets in the lower minors, and the Cubs eating a fuck ton of cash and shooting Lackey into the sun.

I think the more likely scenario is Candelario to the Mets for Rivera and Lackey being left off the postseason roster. But I do think Verlander could be useful to the Cubs.

Candelario is hardly a top prospect and he's not a headliner of a big deal but I would also hope he's worth more than a replacement level backup catcher.

Candelario for all of Verlander's contract net of Lackey's DFA cost.

And Kate.

You don't think she's too fat?

She's only 25% of a Hendricks.

Boooooo. Chuck Trump, everyone.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 26, 2017, 10:34:11 PM
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I've come around to Verlander too. Candelario is never getting any time to play unless Kris Bryant dies in a Red Bull stunt gone horribly wrong. I'd rather see what Verlander has left than watch Lackey reliably suck, too.

All bets are off if they can land a Sonny Gray or even a Yu Darvish but that's looking extremely unlikely.

Yeah in my mind they aren't acquiring Verlander to be Justin VerlanderTM they are acquiring him to be a better version of John Lackey. I would still hope they'd go out in the offseason and chase a guy like Darvish, but with the prospects they have left Verlander might bet he best guy left that can help this year and also hold down a spot next year.

I'm sorry, but are you guys soberly discussing dealing Candelario to replace a 5th starter with 10 more starts this year who wouldn't even project to be in the playoff  rotation?  Am I missing something here?  I'm not even that attached to Candelario and I have my doubts that he's anything more than AAAA but you still don't just throw a guy like that away, which is what you'd be doing for 10 Verlander starts to ensure a division that would be won with Lackey--unless you're talking about Verlander replacing Arrieta which, okay if it's worth it I guess go ahead but otherwise I think your collective hatred of Lackey is really driving some of you guys to Stupidville.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 26, 2017, 11:16:43 PM
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I've come around to Verlander too. Candelario is never getting any time to play unless Kris Bryant dies in a Red Bull stunt gone horribly wrong. I'd rather see what Verlander has left than watch Lackey reliably suck, too.

All bets are off if they can land a Sonny Gray or even a Yu Darvish but that's looking extremely unlikely.

Yeah in my mind they aren't acquiring Verlander to be Justin VerlanderTM they are acquiring him to be a better version of John Lackey. I would still hope they'd go out in the offseason and chase a guy like Darvish, but with the prospects they have left Verlander might bet he best guy left that can help this year and also hold down a spot next year.

I'm sorry, but are you guys soberly discussing dealing Candelario to replace a 5th starter with 10 more starts this year who wouldn't even project to be in the playoff  rotation?  Am I missing something here?  I'm not even that attached to Candelario and I have my doubts that he's anything more than AAAA but you still don't just throw a guy like that away, which is what you'd be doing for 10 Verlander starts to ensure a division that would be won with Lackey--unless you're talking about Verlander replacing Arrieta which, okay if it's worth it I guess go ahead but otherwise I think your collective hatred of Lackey is really driving some of you guys to Stupidville.

Verlander is under control for more than just this year, IDITO. He's signed through 2019 with a 2020 vesting option.

He's a replacement for Lackey starting now through 2019 and that's probably what Candelario is worth. Not just ten starts.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
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I've come around to Verlander too. Candelario is never getting any time to play unless Kris Bryant dies in a Red Bull stunt gone horribly wrong. I'd rather see what Verlander has left than watch Lackey reliably suck, too.

All bets are off if they can land a Sonny Gray or even a Yu Darvish but that's looking extremely unlikely.

Yeah in my mind they aren't acquiring Verlander to be Justin VerlanderTM they are acquiring him to be a better version of John Lackey. I would still hope they'd go out in the offseason and chase a guy like Darvish, but with the prospects they have left Verlander might bet he best guy left that can help this year and also hold down a spot next year.

I'm sorry, but are you guys soberly discussing dealing Candelario to replace a 5th starter with 10 more starts this year who wouldn't even project to be in the playoff  rotation?  Am I missing something here?  I'm not even that attached to Candelario and I have my doubts that he's anything more than AAAA but you still don't just throw a guy like that away, which is what you'd be doing for 10 Verlander starts to ensure a division that would be won with Lackey--unless you're talking about Verlander replacing Arrieta which, okay if it's worth it I guess go ahead but otherwise I think your collective hatred of Lackey is really driving some of you guys to Stupidville.

Verlander is under control for more than just this year, IDITO. He's signed through 2019 with a 2020 vesting option.

He's a replacement for Lackey starting now through 2019 and that's probably what Candelario is worth. Not just ten starts.

The Cubs are looking for another starter under control. The fact that 40% of next year's rotation (Hendricks, Montgomery) will make bupkus makes the 20 mildo for Verlander easier to absorb.

A rotation of Lester/Quintana/Hendricks/Verlander/Montgomery should get them into October a couple times. There's nobody in Iowa who can step in, and even in AA nobody's exactly setting the world on fire. So the Cubs will need to go outside the organization for starting pitching the next couple years.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 27, 2017, 09:06:35 AM
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I've come around to Verlander too. Candelario is never getting any time to play unless Kris Bryant dies in a Red Bull stunt gone horribly wrong. I'd rather see what Verlander has left than watch Lackey reliably suck, too.

All bets are off if they can land a Sonny Gray or even a Yu Darvish but that's looking extremely unlikely.

Yeah in my mind they aren't acquiring Verlander to be Justin VerlanderTM they are acquiring him to be a better version of John Lackey. I would still hope they'd go out in the offseason and chase a guy like Darvish, but with the prospects they have left Verlander might bet he best guy left that can help this year and also hold down a spot next year.

I'm sorry, but are you guys soberly discussing dealing Candelario to replace a 5th starter with 10 more starts this year who wouldn't even project to be in the playoff  rotation?  Am I missing something here?  I'm not even that attached to Candelario and I have my doubts that he's anything more than AAAA but you still don't just throw a guy like that away, which is what you'd be doing for 10 Verlander starts to ensure a division that would be won with Lackey--unless you're talking about Verlander replacing Arrieta which, okay if it's worth it I guess go ahead but otherwise I think your collective hatred of Lackey is really driving some of you guys to Stupidville.

Verlander is under control for more than just this year, IDITO. He's signed through 2019 with a 2020 vesting option.

He's a replacement for Lackey starting now through 2019 and that's probably what Candelario is worth. Not just ten starts.

The Cubs are looking for another starter under control. The fact that 40% of next year's rotation (Hendricks, Montgomery) will make bupkus makes the 20 mildo for Verlander easier to absorb.

A rotation of Lester/Quintana/Hendricks/Verlander/Montgomery should get them into October a couple times. There's nobody in Iowa who can step in, and even in AA nobody's exactly setting the world on fire. So the Cubs will need to go outside the organization for starting pitching the next couple years.

Yep, again, gonna do the math for IDITOS like Huard:

Lackey/Arrieta/Montero 2017: 45 million

I am gonna guess whoever the backup catcher is next year will make no more than about 5 million, tops, and even that is probably an overstatement if they roll with Caratini. Assume Quintana replaces Jake as your #2, Verlander replaces Lackey as your 5 (who could potentially slot into the playoff rotation if his couple of starts and the fact that he hit 98 mph the other night indicate he's regaining last year's form).  Total cost of those guys in 2018:

Quintana (8.9 mil)/Verlander (28 Mil)/Rando Backup Catcher (5 Mil): 41.9 million.

They can add Verlander, have him as an upgrade over Lackey and a dude who could replace Hendricks in the playoff rotation if need be (I love Kyle and am not down on him long term but if he's gonna throw 84/85 this year he's not the same dude we saw last year, and I'd hesitate to throw him out there in October), and then have him as their 5th starter for 2 more years and not have a more expensive rotation/battery than this year. Shouldn't limit their ability to add whatever else they need. As stated before Verlander's 2020 option only vests if he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 so paying 22 million for him in 2020 if he's producing like that still is not terrible at all (especially when the Qualifying Offer this year is supposed to be 18 mil, if it keeps rising at that rate 22 million in 2020 will be what a one year contract for any halfway decent vet starter is going to be anyway).
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Brownie on July 27, 2017, 09:45:48 AM
Who says Detroit won't pick up some salary or sweeten the pot with another player like Alex Avila to get rid of the contract? I know what "reports" say, but negotiations are hard.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2017, 10:05:43 AM
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Who says Detroit won't pick up some salary or sweeten the pot with another player like Alex Avila to get rid of the contract? I know what "reports" say, but negotiations are hard.

Mike Ilitch put the Tigers into a trust a while back...so who's holding the purse strings now?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 27, 2017, 10:23:41 AM
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Who says Detroit won't pick up some salary or sweeten the pot with another player like Alex Avila to get rid of the contract? I know what "reports" say, but negotiations are hard.

Mike Ilitch put the Tigers into a trust a while back...so who's holding the purse strings now?

Yeah I don't think Detroit is gonna throw in much salary relief, the rumors are they need to dump salary even if it hurts them prospect wise. One rumor even said they considered packaging Fulmer with some of their other big contracts to try to get people to take them. My guess is Theo knows he's got the most money of anyone that is interested (Boston has too many overpaid underachievers in their rotation already, LA won't pay anymore luxury tax and also isn't exactly desperate at 71-31, Yankees no interest so far, Nats are broke) and he's given his best offer, Detroit is waiting as long as they can to see if Theo gets desperate enough to add more prospects to the deal, but he's willing to wait them out instead.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on July 27, 2017, 11:30:28 AM
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I've come around to Verlander too. Candelario is never getting any time to play unless Kris Bryant dies in a Red Bull stunt gone horribly wrong. I'd rather see what Verlander has left than watch Lackey reliably suck, too.

All bets are off if they can land a Sonny Gray or even a Yu Darvish but that's looking extremely unlikely.

Yeah in my mind they aren't acquiring Verlander to be Justin VerlanderTM they are acquiring him to be a better version of John Lackey. I would still hope they'd go out in the offseason and chase a guy like Darvish, but with the prospects they have left Verlander might bet he best guy left that can help this year and also hold down a spot next year.

I'm sorry, but are you guys soberly discussing dealing Candelario to replace a 5th starter with 10 more starts this year who wouldn't even project to be in the playoff  rotation?  Am I missing something here?  I'm not even that attached to Candelario and I have my doubts that he's anything more than AAAA but you still don't just throw a guy like that away, which is what you'd be doing for 10 Verlander starts to ensure a division that would be won with Lackey--unless you're talking about Verlander replacing Arrieta which, okay if it's worth it I guess go ahead but otherwise I think your collective hatred of Lackey is really driving some of you guys to Stupidville.

Verlander is under control for more than just this year, IDITO. He's signed through 2019 with a 2020 vesting option.

He's a replacement for Lackey starting now through 2019 and that's probably what Candelario is worth. Not just ten starts.

The Cubs are looking for another starter under control. The fact that 40% of next year's rotation (Hendricks, Montgomery) will make bupkus makes the 20 mildo for Verlander easier to absorb.

A rotation of Lester/Quintana/Hendricks/Verlander/Montgomery should get them into October a couple times. There's nobody in Iowa who can step in, and even in AA nobody's exactly setting the world on fire. So the Cubs will need to go outside the organization for starting pitching the next couple years.

Yep, again, gonna do the math for IDITOS like Huard:

Lackey/Arrieta/Montero 2017: 45 million

I am gonna guess whoever the backup catcher is next year will make no more than about 5 million, tops, and even that is probably an overstatement if they roll with Caratini. Assume Quintana replaces Jake as your #2, Verlander replaces Lackey as your 5 (who could potentially slot into the playoff rotation if his couple of starts and the fact that he hit 98 mph the other night indicate he's regaining last year's form).  Total cost of those guys in 2018:

Quintana (8.9 mil)/Verlander (28 Mil)/Rando Backup Catcher (5 Mil): 41.9 million.

They can add Verlander, have him as an upgrade over Lackey and a dude who could replace Hendricks in the playoff rotation if need be (I love Kyle and am not down on him long term but if he's gonna throw 84/85 this year he's not the same dude we saw last year, and I'd hesitate to throw him out there in October), and then have him as their 5th starter for 2 more years and not have a more expensive rotation/battery than this year. Shouldn't limit their ability to add whatever else they need. As stated before Verlander's 2020 option only vests if he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 so paying 22 million for him in 2020 if he's producing like that still is not terrible at all (especially when the Qualifying Offer this year is supposed to be 18 mil, if it keeps rising at that rate 22 million in 2020 will be what a one year contract for any halfway decent vet starter is going to be anyway).
You don't get it.  None of this matters.  In 2016 the Cubs sold their soul to the devil for a World Series win.  They are where they are in the NL Central only because the other teams in that division made a worse deal than the Cubs.  Rent "Damn Yankees" if you don't believe me.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 27, 2017, 11:54:19 AM
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You don't get it.  None of this matters.  In 2016 the Cubs sold their soul to the devil for a World Series win.  They are where they are in the NL Central only because the other teams in that division made a worse deal than the Cubs.  Rent "Damn Yankees" if you don't believe me.

I really do not give a shit that the Cubs are playing in a weak division. In 2015 they won 97 games and finished third, and lost in the NLCS to a 91 win Mets team that got absolutely pummeled all year long by every winning team they faced and got into the playoffs by fattening up on the Phillies/Marlins/Braves. Last year the Dodgers under-achieved and dicked around for months before getting hot, winning their division with 91 wins and riding it all of the way to game 6 vs a superior Cubs team. The Cardinals spent an entire decade getting into the playoffs with the 3rd or 4th best team in the national league by virtue of being in a hapless division and then spent those Octobers lucking their way to pennants or world series. This is how the game works.

This Cubs team right now is playing like it was supposed to before the season. Fangraphs has them projected to win 90 games. They have the same record right now that they had at this point in 2015 (53-47) and again, that team won 97 games. If they get to October it'll be because they have as much right as anyone else to be there, and with the rotation pitching as well as it has been in the 2nd half (and with the potential addition of a guy like Verlander) they'll have a damn good shot at winning at all.  
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on July 27, 2017, 03:17:29 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 27, 2017, 11:54:19 AM
Quote from: CBStew on July 27, 2017, 11:30:28 AM
You don't get it.  None of this matters.  In 2016 the Cubs sold their soul to the devil for a World Series win.  They are where they are in the NL Central only because the other teams in that division made a worse deal than the Cubs.  Rent "Damn Yankees" if you don't believe me.

I really do not give a shit that the Cubs are playing in a weak division. In 2015 they won 97 games and finished third, and lost in the NLCS to a 91 win Mets team that got absolutely pummeled all year long by every winning team they faced and got into the playoffs by fattening up on the Phillies/Marlins/Braves. Last year the Dodgers under-achieved and dicked around for months before getting hot, winning their division with 91 wins and riding it all of the way to game 6 vs a superior Cubs team. The Cardinals spent an entire decade getting into the playoffs with the 3rd or 4th best team in the national league by virtue of being in a hapless division and then spent those Octobers lucking their way to pennants or world series. This is how the game works.

This Cubs team right now is playing like it was supposed to before the season. Fangraphs has them projected to win 90 games. They have the same record right now that they had at this point in 2015 (53-47) and again, that team won 97 games. If they get to October it'll be because they have as much right as anyone else to be there, and with the rotation pitching as well as it has been in the 2nd half (and with the potential addition of a guy like Verlander) they'll have a damn good shot at winning at all.  

Remind me next time to post with a "sarcasm alert".
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on July 28, 2017, 12:11:30 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 27, 2017, 09:06:35 AM

Yep, again, gonna do the math for IDITOS like Huard:

Lackey/Arrieta/Montero 2017: 45 million

I am gonna guess whoever the backup catcher is next year will make no more than about 5 million, tops, and even that is probably an overstatement if they roll with Caratini. Assume Quintana replaces Jake as your #2, Verlander replaces Lackey as your 5 (who could potentially slot into the playoff rotation if his couple of starts and the fact that he hit 98 mph the other night indicate he's regaining last year's form).  Total cost of those guys in 2018:

Quintana (8.9 mil)/Verlander (28 Mil)/Rando Backup Catcher (5 Mil): 41.9 million.

They can add Verlander, have him as an upgrade over Lackey and a dude who could replace Hendricks in the playoff rotation if need be (I love Kyle and am not down on him long term but if he's gonna throw 84/85 this year he's not the same dude we saw last year, and I'd hesitate to throw him out there in October), and then have him as their 5th starter for 2 more years and not have a more expensive rotation/battery than this year. Shouldn't limit their ability to add whatever else they need. As stated before Verlander's 2020 option only vests if he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 so paying 22 million for him in 2020 if he's producing like that still is not terrible at all (especially when the Qualifying Offer this year is supposed to be 18 mil, if it keeps rising at that rate 22 million in 2020 will be what a one year contract for any halfway decent vet starter is going to be anyway).

So, we're just going to pretend that Bryant, Russell, and Hendricks don't get raises in arbitration?

I suppose you can argue that Russell's raise will be somewhat modest.
Hendricks finished top-3 in Cy Young last year, which carries a lot of weight.
I think it'll be quite a surprise if Bryant doesn't set a Super-2 record for first year arb.

Look, I'm not saying the Cubs can't afford Verlander.  But, I'd rather not take that type of risk on a 35 year old pitcher who ran a .255 BABIP last year and has a 35% GB rate.

As always, though (and not that it matters), I'll defer to Epstink.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 28, 2017, 01:47:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 28, 2017, 12:11:30 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 27, 2017, 09:06:35 AM

Yep, again, gonna do the math for IDITOS like Huard:

Lackey/Arrieta/Montero 2017: 45 million

I am gonna guess whoever the backup catcher is next year will make no more than about 5 million, tops, and even that is probably an overstatement if they roll with Caratini. Assume Quintana replaces Jake as your #2, Verlander replaces Lackey as your 5 (who could potentially slot into the playoff rotation if his couple of starts and the fact that he hit 98 mph the other night indicate he's regaining last year's form).  Total cost of those guys in 2018:

Quintana (8.9 mil)/Verlander (28 Mil)/Rando Backup Catcher (5 Mil): 41.9 million.

They can add Verlander, have him as an upgrade over Lackey and a dude who could replace Hendricks in the playoff rotation if need be (I love Kyle and am not down on him long term but if he's gonna throw 84/85 this year he's not the same dude we saw last year, and I'd hesitate to throw him out there in October), and then have him as their 5th starter for 2 more years and not have a more expensive rotation/battery than this year. Shouldn't limit their ability to add whatever else they need. As stated before Verlander's 2020 option only vests if he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 so paying 22 million for him in 2020 if he's producing like that still is not terrible at all (especially when the Qualifying Offer this year is supposed to be 18 mil, if it keeps rising at that rate 22 million in 2020 will be what a one year contract for any halfway decent vet starter is going to be anyway).

So, we're just going to pretend that Bryant, Russell, and Hendricks don't get raises in arbitration?

I suppose you can argue that Russell's raise will be somewhat modest.
Hendricks finished top-3 in Cy Young last year, which carries a lot of weight.
I think it'll be quite a surprise if Bryant doesn't set a Super-2 record for first year arb.

Look, I'm not saying the Cubs can't afford Verlander.  But, I'd rather not take that type of risk on a 35 year old pitcher who ran a .255 BABIP last year and has a 35% GB rate.

As always, though (and not that it matters), I'll defer to Epstink.

I did forget about Bryant being a Super-2 player. Either way I think the team needs at least two new starters for next year. Maybe they decide to leave one of those spots up for competition again between Mike Montgomery and some of the starters in the high minors, but if they're adding a pitcher in FA it might be worth it to decide that 2+ years of Verlander is easier to swallow than giving someone even a Mike Leake-ish contract if they don't land a guy like Darvish.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on July 28, 2017, 02:01:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2017, 01:47:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 28, 2017, 12:11:30 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 27, 2017, 09:06:35 AM

Yep, again, gonna do the math for IDITOS like Huard:

Lackey/Arrieta/Montero 2017: 45 million

I am gonna guess whoever the backup catcher is next year will make no more than about 5 million, tops, and even that is probably an overstatement if they roll with Caratini. Assume Quintana replaces Jake as your #2, Verlander replaces Lackey as your 5 (who could potentially slot into the playoff rotation if his couple of starts and the fact that he hit 98 mph the other night indicate he's regaining last year's form).  Total cost of those guys in 2018:

Quintana (8.9 mil)/Verlander (28 Mil)/Rando Backup Catcher (5 Mil): 41.9 million.

They can add Verlander, have him as an upgrade over Lackey and a dude who could replace Hendricks in the playoff rotation if need be (I love Kyle and am not down on him long term but if he's gonna throw 84/85 this year he's not the same dude we saw last year, and I'd hesitate to throw him out there in October), and then have him as their 5th starter for 2 more years and not have a more expensive rotation/battery than this year. Shouldn't limit their ability to add whatever else they need. As stated before Verlander's 2020 option only vests if he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 so paying 22 million for him in 2020 if he's producing like that still is not terrible at all (especially when the Qualifying Offer this year is supposed to be 18 mil, if it keeps rising at that rate 22 million in 2020 will be what a one year contract for any halfway decent vet starter is going to be anyway).

So, we're just going to pretend that Bryant, Russell, and Hendricks don't get raises in arbitration?

I suppose you can argue that Russell's raise will be somewhat modest.
Hendricks finished top-3 in Cy Young last year, which carries a lot of weight.
I think it'll be quite a surprise if Bryant doesn't set a Super-2 record for first year arb.

Look, I'm not saying the Cubs can't afford Verlander.  But, I'd rather not take that type of risk on a 35 year old pitcher who ran a .255 BABIP last year and has a 35% GB rate.

As always, though (and not that it matters), I'll defer to Epstink.

I did forget about Bryant being a Super-2 player. Either way I think the team needs at least two new starters for next year. Maybe they decide to leave one of those spots up for competition again between Mike Montgomery and some of the starters in the high minors, but if they're adding a pitcher in FA it might be worth it to decide that 2+ years of Verlander is easier to swallow than giving someone even a Mike Leake-ish contract if they don't land a guy like Darvish.

They'll also have to replace Davis and Uehara, even if that happens with more Davis and maybe more Uehara.

The Cubs certainly have flexibility and I'm not suggesting they can't afford Verlander or any other higher priced starter.  I suppose there is an argument to be made that it's more important to consider term than AAV.  But, would signing someone like Darvish to a Lester contract be a better use of money (when considering performance) than trading for Verlander, if we're looking past this year?

I see your point about settling for a Leake-ish starter.  But I also hold out hope that Epstink sees that and just decides that Monty would be a better alternative anyway.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2017, 02:09:35 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 28, 2017, 02:01:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2017, 01:47:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 28, 2017, 12:11:30 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 27, 2017, 09:06:35 AM

Yep, again, gonna do the math for IDITOS like Huard:

Lackey/Arrieta/Montero 2017: 45 million

I am gonna guess whoever the backup catcher is next year will make no more than about 5 million, tops, and even that is probably an overstatement if they roll with Caratini. Assume Quintana replaces Jake as your #2, Verlander replaces Lackey as your 5 (who could potentially slot into the playoff rotation if his couple of starts and the fact that he hit 98 mph the other night indicate he's regaining last year's form).  Total cost of those guys in 2018:

Quintana (8.9 mil)/Verlander (28 Mil)/Rando Backup Catcher (5 Mil): 41.9 million.

They can add Verlander, have him as an upgrade over Lackey and a dude who could replace Hendricks in the playoff rotation if need be (I love Kyle and am not down on him long term but if he's gonna throw 84/85 this year he's not the same dude we saw last year, and I'd hesitate to throw him out there in October), and then have him as their 5th starter for 2 more years and not have a more expensive rotation/battery than this year. Shouldn't limit their ability to add whatever else they need. As stated before Verlander's 2020 option only vests if he's top 5 in Cy voting in 2019 so paying 22 million for him in 2020 if he's producing like that still is not terrible at all (especially when the Qualifying Offer this year is supposed to be 18 mil, if it keeps rising at that rate 22 million in 2020 will be what a one year contract for any halfway decent vet starter is going to be anyway).

So, we're just going to pretend that Bryant, Russell, and Hendricks don't get raises in arbitration?

I suppose you can argue that Russell's raise will be somewhat modest.
Hendricks finished top-3 in Cy Young last year, which carries a lot of weight.
I think it'll be quite a surprise if Bryant doesn't set a Super-2 record for first year arb.

Look, I'm not saying the Cubs can't afford Verlander.  But, I'd rather not take that type of risk on a 35 year old pitcher who ran a .255 BABIP last year and has a 35% GB rate.

As always, though (and not that it matters), I'll defer to Epstink.

I did forget about Bryant being a Super-2 player. Either way I think the team needs at least two new starters for next year. Maybe they decide to leave one of those spots up for competition again between Mike Montgomery and some of the starters in the high minors, but if they're adding a pitcher in FA it might be worth it to decide that 2+ years of Verlander is easier to swallow than giving someone even a Mike Leake-ish contract if they don't land a guy like Darvish.

They'll also have to replace Davis and Uehara, even if that happens with more Davis and maybe more Uehara.

The Cubs certainly have flexibility and I'm not suggesting they can't afford Verlander or any other higher priced starter.  I suppose there is an argument to be made that it's more important to consider term than AAV.  But, would signing someone like Darvish to a Lester contract be a better use of money (when considering performance) than trading for Verlander, if we're looking past this year?

I see your point about settling for a Leake-ish starter.  But I also hold out hope that Epstink sees that and just decides that Monty would be a better alternative anyway.

The thing we don't know is whether Jepstink is looking at the available starters through trade now and FA later whether they want to go long or short term.

The FA starting pitching crop isn't much this winter outside of Jake and Darvish. And 2018 is a year where a lot of really fucking good players have options coming up. So they might decide to keep their powder dry for that.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 28, 2017, 02:23:36 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2017, 02:09:35 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 28, 2017, 02:01:45 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2017, 01:47:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 28, 2017, 12:11:30 PM

So, we're just going to pretend that Bryant, Russell, and Hendricks don't get raises in arbitration?

I suppose you can argue that Russell's raise will be somewhat modest.
Hendricks finished top-3 in Cy Young last year, which carries a lot of weight.
I think it'll be quite a surprise if Bryant doesn't set a Super-2 record for first year arb.

Look, I'm not saying the Cubs can't afford Verlander.  But, I'd rather not take that type of risk on a 35 year old pitcher who ran a .255 BABIP last year and has a 35% GB rate.

As always, though (and not that it matters), I'll defer to Epstink.

I did forget about Bryant being a Super-2 player. Either way I think the team needs at least two new starters for next year. Maybe they decide to leave one of those spots up for competition again between Mike Montgomery and some of the starters in the high minors, but if they're adding a pitcher in FA it might be worth it to decide that 2+ years of Verlander is easier to swallow than giving someone even a Mike Leake-ish contract if they don't land a guy like Darvish.

They'll also have to replace Davis and Uehara, even if that happens with more Davis and maybe more Uehara.

The Cubs certainly have flexibility and I'm not suggesting they can't afford Verlander or any other higher priced starter.  I suppose there is an argument to be made that it's more important to consider term than AAV.  But, would signing someone like Darvish to a Lester contract be a better use of money (when considering performance) than trading for Verlander, if we're looking past this year?

I see your point about settling for a Leake-ish starter.  But I also hold out hope that Epstink sees that and just decides that Monty would be a better alternative anyway.

The thing we don't know is whether Jepstink is looking at the available starters through trade now and FA later whether they want to go long or short term.

The FA starting pitching crop isn't much this winter outside of Jake and Darvish. And 2018 is a year where a lot of really fucking good players have options coming up. So they might decide to keep their powder dry for that.
Which is kinda why Verlander makes sense. His contract will run out not long after said FA starter begins?

The way I see it 2018 rotation:

Lester
Quintana
Hendricks
???????
???????

How do you want to fill those two spots? You want to trade for someone young and good and controllable? Well we just emptied the prospect bank for Quintana. You comfortable giving up Baez or someone on the 25 man?

You wanna let Mike Montgomery and Eddie Butler or Jen Ho Tseng or whatever compete for those spots? Maybe one, I don't feel comfortable leaving two up.

So my guess is they're looking at at least one free agent starting pitcher. Now maybe they try to find the next Jason Hammel/John Lackey who are willing to sign a 1-2 year deal at league average. If that's the case, why not Verlander? His deal is up after 2019, unless he's still pitching like Justin Verlander, Ace. You could fill a spot for the next two years and if you do chase that FA starter after next year his Mega-Contract and Verlander's will probably only coincide for one year, you can backload said starter's deal accordingly.

I guess not to go all Fork on everybody but the Cubs projected luxury tax # for next year 78 million or something. They could add Verlander AND Darvish, stay under the luxury tax, and "all" it costs is a fuck ton of money. Trading for another starter is probably costing you someone who is currently on the major league roster that's going to hurt like hell to say goodbye to.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on July 28, 2017, 02:31:54 PM
Ah fuck we're going to end up with Lance Lynn aren't we
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2017, 02:41:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2017, 02:31:54 PM
Ah fuck we're going to end up with Lance Lynn aren't we

Here's your shopping list (http://www.spotrac.com/mlb/free-agents/starting-pitcher/). I admit it, I thought Pineda signed an extension with the Yankees.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on July 28, 2017, 03:25:38 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2017, 02:41:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2017, 02:31:54 PM
Ah fuck we're going to end up with Lance Lynn aren't we

Here's your shopping list (http://www.spotrac.com/mlb/free-agents/starting-pitcher/). I admit it, I thought Pineda signed an extension with the Yankees.

Why would you want Pineda?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 28, 2017, 03:59:29 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 28, 2017, 03:25:38 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2017, 02:41:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2017, 02:31:54 PM
Ah fuck we're going to end up with Lance Lynn aren't we

Here's your shopping list (http://www.spotrac.com/mlb/free-agents/starting-pitcher/). I admit it, I thought Pineda signed an extension with the Yankees.

Why would you want Pineda?

For the candy that spills out when you whack him with a broomstick.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2017, 04:08:03 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 28, 2017, 03:25:38 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 28, 2017, 02:41:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2017, 02:31:54 PM
Ah fuck we're going to end up with Lance Lynn aren't we

Here's your shopping list (http://www.spotrac.com/mlb/free-agents/starting-pitcher/). I admit it, I thought Pineda signed an extension with the Yankees.

Why would you want Pineda?

I don't. I just thought he signed before he got hurt.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Yeti on August 17, 2017, 06:27:28 AM
I was watching the condensed game this morning (no broadcaster audio), so what was Lackey doing when he was picked off? It seemed like he was just Starlin-ing out there.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on August 22, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey

I've been told you cant get mad at Lackey because he's been solid for 1 of the 5 months of baseball played this season
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 22, 2017, 10:04:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey

I've been told you cant get mad at Lackey because he's been solid for 1 of the 5 months of baseball played this season

This is correct. Lackey is Good Now (TM).
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 10:47:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey

I've been told you cant get mad at Lackey because he's been solid for 1 of the 5 months of baseball played this season

I don't have time for your sensible posts...
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 23, 2017, 05:25:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey

I've been told you cant get mad at Lackey because he's been solid for 1 of the 5 months of baseball played this season

As the closet thing to a Lackey supporter--and I seriously hate the guy as much as y'all--I think this is some serious Wounded SKO hyperbole.  The nicest thing I've said about Lackey is that...well I don't think I've said anything nice about him at all come to think of it, nor have I told anyone to not get mad at him.  I have, however, pointed out that all of the bitching and moaning and postulating about his imminent departure (mind you, this is not just you, SKO, but a sizeable and noteworthy lot on Twitter) is pointless as much as it is incorrect.  For a #5 starter on a team with contention hopes, Lackey is about as good as you should expect to get and mindlessly typing FUCK YOU to him on Twitter every single start will do absolutely nothing to change that fact.  You don't have to like it but I do recommend accepting it.  

And that was my stance in early July--that the guy's getting paid for another 15 or so starts, and hopefully he can eat innings and not hurt them too badly.  Even with that low bar, that's not exactly unusual for a #5 starter (hello Dan Haren!  Or do you prefer Sean Estes?) And while I do find amusement in the petulant bumping of this thread because he had his first shitty start in the 5 weeks since the All-Star Break, the fact of the matter is that until Jake's last 2 starts had probably allowed Jake to overtake Lackey, the latter had been the best starting pitcher on a team since that point--for a team that desperately needed to establish stability out of their rotation.  

In fact, SKO, you should be happy as fuck that Lackey shit the tub last night as opposed to being angry at him because he almost lost a game to the fucking Reds (that the Cubs won the game is icing on the cake--I've told anyone that cares to listen that they're going to win 60% of the rest of the schedule just by getting out of bed).  Fact is, you don't want Lackey to be too good, as he'll begin to garner sympathy for a playoff roster spot.  Since that is already starting to happen, and since no rational person wants to see it, a performance like last night is sure to counter this effect.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 23, 2017, 08:21:02 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 05:25:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey

I've been told you cant get mad at Lackey because he's been solid for 1 of the 5 months of baseball played this season

As the closet thing to a Lackey supporter--and I seriously hate the guy as much as y'all--I think this is some serious Wounded SKO hyperbole.  The nicest thing I've said about Lackey is that...well I don't think I've said anything nice about him at all come to think of it, nor have I told anyone to not get mad at him.  I have, however, pointed out that all of the bitching and moaning and postulating about his imminent departure (mind you, this is not just you, SKO, but a sizeable and noteworthy lot on Twitter) is pointless as much as it is incorrect.  For a #5 starter on a team with contention hopes, Lackey is about as good as you should expect to get and mindlessly typing FUCK YOU to him on Twitter every single start will do absolutely nothing to change that fact.  You don't have to like it but I do recommend accepting it.  

And that was my stance in early July--that the guy's getting paid for another 15 or so starts, and hopefully he can eat innings and not hurt them too badly.  Even with that low bar, that's not exactly unusual for a #5 starter (hello Dan Haren!  Or do you prefer Sean Estes?) And while I do find amusement in the petulant bumping of this thread because he had his first shitty start in the 5 weeks since the All-Star Break, the fact of the matter is that until Jake's last 2 starts had probably allowed Jake to overtake Lackey, the latter had been the best starting pitcher on a team since that point--for a team that desperately needed to establish stability out of their rotation.  

In fact, SKO, you should be happy as fuck that Lackey shit the tub last night as opposed to being angry at him because he almost lost a game to the fucking Reds (that the Cubs won the game is icing on the cake--I've told anyone that cares to listen that they're going to win 60% of the rest of the schedule just by getting out of bed).  Fact is, you don't want Lackey to be too good, as he'll begin to garner sympathy for a playoff roster spot.  Since that is already starting to happen, and since no rational person wants to see it, a performance like last night is sure to counter this effect.

The only way Lackey gets a playoff spot is if he wants to sulk in the bullpen while Lester/Jake/Quintana/Hendricks get the starts.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on August 23, 2017, 08:26:49 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 05:25:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey

I've been told you cant get mad at Lackey because he's been solid for 1 of the 5 months of baseball played this season

As the closet thing to a Lackey supporter--and I seriously hate the guy as much as y'all--I think this is some serious Wounded SKO hyperbole.  The nicest thing I've said about Lackey is that...well I don't think I've said anything nice about him at all come to think of it, nor have I told anyone to not get mad at him.  I have, however, pointed out that all of the bitching and moaning and postulating about his imminent departure (mind you, this is not just you, SKO, but a sizeable and noteworthy lot on Twitter) is pointless as much as it is incorrect.  For a #5 starter on a team with contention hopes, Lackey is about as good as you should expect to get and mindlessly typing FUCK YOU to him on Twitter every single start will do absolutely nothing to change that fact.  You don't have to like it but I do recommend accepting it.  

And that was my stance in early July--that the guy's getting paid for another 15 or so starts, and hopefully he can eat innings and not hurt them too badly.  Even with that low bar, that's not exactly unusual for a #5 starter (hello Dan Haren!  Or do you prefer Sean Estes?) And while I do find amusement in the petulant bumping of this thread because he had his first shitty start in the 5 weeks since the All-Star Break, the fact of the matter is that until Jake's last 2 starts had probably allowed Jake to overtake Lackey, the latter had been the best starting pitcher on a team since that point--for a team that desperately needed to establish stability out of their rotation.  

In fact, SKO, you should be happy as fuck that Lackey shit the tub last night as opposed to being angry at him because he almost lost a game to the fucking Reds (that the Cubs won the game is icing on the cake--I've told anyone that cares to listen that they're going to win 60% of the rest of the schedule just by getting out of bed).  Fact is, you don't want Lackey to be too good, as he'll begin to garner sympathy for a playoff roster spot.  Since that is already starting to happen, and since no rational person wants to see it, a performance like last night is sure to counter this effect.

I was referring to Sahadev.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 23, 2017, 08:39:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2017, 08:26:49 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 05:25:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey

I've been told you cant get mad at Lackey because he's been solid for 1 of the 5 months of baseball played this season

As the closet thing to a Lackey supporter--and I seriously hate the guy as much as y'all--I think this is some serious Wounded SKO hyperbole.  The nicest thing I've said about Lackey is that...well I don't think I've said anything nice about him at all come to think of it, nor have I told anyone to not get mad at him.  I have, however, pointed out that all of the bitching and moaning and postulating about his imminent departure (mind you, this is not just you, SKO, but a sizeable and noteworthy lot on Twitter) is pointless as much as it is incorrect.  For a #5 starter on a team with contention hopes, Lackey is about as good as you should expect to get and mindlessly typing FUCK YOU to him on Twitter every single start will do absolutely nothing to change that fact.  You don't have to like it but I do recommend accepting it.  

And that was my stance in early July--that the guy's getting paid for another 15 or so starts, and hopefully he can eat innings and not hurt them too badly.  Even with that low bar, that's not exactly unusual for a #5 starter (hello Dan Haren!  Or do you prefer Sean Estes?) And while I do find amusement in the petulant bumping of this thread because he had his first shitty start in the 5 weeks since the All-Star Break, the fact of the matter is that until Jake's last 2 starts had probably allowed Jake to overtake Lackey, the latter had been the best starting pitcher on a team since that point--for a team that desperately needed to establish stability out of their rotation.  

In fact, SKO, you should be happy as fuck that Lackey shit the tub last night as opposed to being angry at him because he almost lost a game to the fucking Reds (that the Cubs won the game is icing on the cake--I've told anyone that cares to listen that they're going to win 60% of the rest of the schedule just by getting out of bed).  Fact is, you don't want Lackey to be too good, as he'll begin to garner sympathy for a playoff roster spot.  Since that is already starting to happen, and since no rational person wants to see it, a performance like last night is sure to counter this effect.

I was referring to Sahadev.

Well without reading the tweets put me on #teamsahadev
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 23, 2017, 08:47:08 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 23, 2017, 08:21:02 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 05:25:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey

I've been told you cant get mad at Lackey because he's been solid for 1 of the 5 months of baseball played this season

As the closet thing to a Lackey supporter--and I seriously hate the guy as much as y'all--I think this is some serious Wounded SKO hyperbole.  The nicest thing I've said about Lackey is that...well I don't think I've said anything nice about him at all come to think of it, nor have I told anyone to not get mad at him.  I have, however, pointed out that all of the bitching and moaning and postulating about his imminent departure (mind you, this is not just you, SKO, but a sizeable and noteworthy lot on Twitter) is pointless as much as it is incorrect.  For a #5 starter on a team with contention hopes, Lackey is about as good as you should expect to get and mindlessly typing FUCK YOU to him on Twitter every single start will do absolutely nothing to change that fact.  You don't have to like it but I do recommend accepting it.  

And that was my stance in early July--that the guy's getting paid for another 15 or so starts, and hopefully he can eat innings and not hurt them too badly.  Even with that low bar, that's not exactly unusual for a #5 starter (hello Dan Haren!  Or do you prefer Sean Estes?) And while I do find amusement in the petulant bumping of this thread because he had his first shitty start in the 5 weeks since the All-Star Break, the fact of the matter is that until Jake's last 2 starts had probably allowed Jake to overtake Lackey, the latter had been the best starting pitcher on a team since that point--for a team that desperately needed to establish stability out of their rotation.  

In fact, SKO, you should be happy as fuck that Lackey shit the tub last night as opposed to being angry at him because he almost lost a game to the fucking Reds (that the Cubs won the game is icing on the cake--I've told anyone that cares to listen that they're going to win 60% of the rest of the schedule just by getting out of bed).  Fact is, you don't want Lackey to be too good, as he'll begin to garner sympathy for a playoff roster spot.  Since that is already starting to happen, and since no rational person wants to see it, a performance like last night is sure to counter this effect.



The only way Lackey gets a playoff spot is if he wants to sulk in the bullpen while Lester/Jake/Quintana/Hendricks get the starts.


DPD, and that's my point--I don't see him improving on #5 but with the way the bottom of the bullpen has performed, a spot might fall to him and this horse-faced fuck might wind up swallowing his pride and taking it. And even with that--considering the way Grimm, Wilson and Rondon (last night excepted) have been this year--I'm not convinced right now I'd rather have one of those guys over Lackey anyway.  I wish this weren't the case right now (and I of course hope it's rendered irrelevant in any event but odds are even the 11th pitcher will get in a game and he may need to not suck), but the next month should bear it out either way.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on August 23, 2017, 08:49:30 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 08:39:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2017, 08:26:49 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 05:25:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey

I've been told you cant get mad at Lackey because he's been solid for 1 of the 5 months of baseball played this season

As the closet thing to a Lackey supporter--and I seriously hate the guy as much as y'all--I think this is some serious Wounded SKO hyperbole.  The nicest thing I've said about Lackey is that...well I don't think I've said anything nice about him at all come to think of it, nor have I told anyone to not get mad at him.  I have, however, pointed out that all of the bitching and moaning and postulating about his imminent departure (mind you, this is not just you, SKO, but a sizeable and noteworthy lot on Twitter) is pointless as much as it is incorrect.  For a #5 starter on a team with contention hopes, Lackey is about as good as you should expect to get and mindlessly typing FUCK YOU to him on Twitter every single start will do absolutely nothing to change that fact.  You don't have to like it but I do recommend accepting it.  

And that was my stance in early July--that the guy's getting paid for another 15 or so starts, and hopefully he can eat innings and not hurt them too badly.  Even with that low bar, that's not exactly unusual for a #5 starter (hello Dan Haren!  Or do you prefer Sean Estes?) And while I do find amusement in the petulant bumping of this thread because he had his first shitty start in the 5 weeks since the All-Star Break, the fact of the matter is that until Jake's last 2 starts had probably allowed Jake to overtake Lackey, the latter had been the best starting pitcher on a team since that point--for a team that desperately needed to establish stability out of their rotation.  

In fact, SKO, you should be happy as fuck that Lackey shit the tub last night as opposed to being angry at him because he almost lost a game to the fucking Reds (that the Cubs won the game is icing on the cake--I've told anyone that cares to listen that they're going to win 60% of the rest of the schedule just by getting out of bed).  Fact is, you don't want Lackey to be too good, as he'll begin to garner sympathy for a playoff roster spot.  Since that is already starting to happen, and since no rational person wants to see it, a performance like last night is sure to counter this effect.

I was referring to Sahadev.

Well without reading the tweets put me on #teamsahadev

My initial tweet was how "this is shaping up to be one of those games where I'm told I have to give credit to Lackey for grinding out a 6 inning, 5 ER start" (I was wrong as it was 6 ER in 5 IP), Sahadev said "oh stop, he's been fine in the second half". I pointed out that his fine second half (where he's managed a whopping 3 quality starts) had lowered his ERA to 4.77 (now 4.90), so I guess I'm just wondering how many cookies pitching adequately as a 5th starter for a month and a half is worth.

I'm told that he's not much worse than average but his ERA+ is 89, which is well below average, and given that he's surrendered 31 fucking bombs it's pretty clear he's been fairly lucky, since his FIP is 5.58. He's also walking batters at a higher rate than he has since the year his elbow exploded. He sucks ass, I will hear no other opinions on the matter.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CT III on August 23, 2017, 08:56:34 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2017, 08:49:30 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 08:39:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2017, 08:26:49 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 05:25:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey

I've been told you cant get mad at Lackey because he's been solid for 1 of the 5 months of baseball played this season

As the closet thing to a Lackey supporter--and I seriously hate the guy as much as y'all--I think this is some serious Wounded SKO hyperbole.  The nicest thing I've said about Lackey is that...well I don't think I've said anything nice about him at all come to think of it, nor have I told anyone to not get mad at him.  I have, however, pointed out that all of the bitching and moaning and postulating about his imminent departure (mind you, this is not just you, SKO, but a sizeable and noteworthy lot on Twitter) is pointless as much as it is incorrect.  For a #5 starter on a team with contention hopes, Lackey is about as good as you should expect to get and mindlessly typing FUCK YOU to him on Twitter every single start will do absolutely nothing to change that fact.  You don't have to like it but I do recommend accepting it.  

And that was my stance in early July--that the guy's getting paid for another 15 or so starts, and hopefully he can eat innings and not hurt them too badly.  Even with that low bar, that's not exactly unusual for a #5 starter (hello Dan Haren!  Or do you prefer Sean Estes?) And while I do find amusement in the petulant bumping of this thread because he had his first shitty start in the 5 weeks since the All-Star Break, the fact of the matter is that until Jake's last 2 starts had probably allowed Jake to overtake Lackey, the latter had been the best starting pitcher on a team since that point--for a team that desperately needed to establish stability out of their rotation.  

In fact, SKO, you should be happy as fuck that Lackey shit the tub last night as opposed to being angry at him because he almost lost a game to the fucking Reds (that the Cubs won the game is icing on the cake--I've told anyone that cares to listen that they're going to win 60% of the rest of the schedule just by getting out of bed).  Fact is, you don't want Lackey to be too good, as he'll begin to garner sympathy for a playoff roster spot.  Since that is already starting to happen, and since no rational person wants to see it, a performance like last night is sure to counter this effect.

I was referring to Sahadev.

Well without reading the tweets put me on #teamsahadev

My initial tweet was how "this is shaping up to be one of those games where I'm told I have to give credit to Lackey for grinding out a 6 inning, 5 ER start" (I was wrong as it was 6 ER in 5 IP), Sahadev said "oh stop, he's been fine in the second half". I pointed out that his fine second half (where he's managed a whopping 3 quality starts) had lowered his ERA to 4.77 (now 4.90), so I guess I'm just wondering how many cookies pitching adequately as a 5th starter for a month and a half is worth.

I'm told that he's not much worse than average but his ERA+ is 89, which is well below average, and given that he's surrendered 31 fucking bombs it's pretty clear he's been fairly lucky, since his FIP is 5.58. He's also walking batters at a higher rate than he has since the year his elbow exploded. He sucks ass, I will hear no other opinions on the matter.

The entirety of this conversation is too many words about John Lackey and I'm sure as hell not going to read any of it.

Let's get this straight: John Lackey is bad and he sucks and he's an asshole.  Now stick to the topic or I'll close down the thread.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 23, 2017, 08:58:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2017, 08:49:30 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 08:39:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2017, 08:26:49 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 05:25:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey

I've been told you cant get mad at Lackey because he's been solid for 1 of the 5 months of baseball played this season

As the closet thing to a Lackey supporter--and I seriously hate the guy as much as y'all--I think this is some serious Wounded SKO hyperbole.  The nicest thing I've said about Lackey is that...well I don't think I've said anything nice about him at all come to think of it, nor have I told anyone to not get mad at him.  I have, however, pointed out that all of the bitching and moaning and postulating about his imminent departure (mind you, this is not just you, SKO, but a sizeable and noteworthy lot on Twitter) is pointless as much as it is incorrect.  For a #5 starter on a team with contention hopes, Lackey is about as good as you should expect to get and mindlessly typing FUCK YOU to him on Twitter every single start will do absolutely nothing to change that fact.  You don't have to like it but I do recommend accepting it.  

And that was my stance in early July--that the guy's getting paid for another 15 or so starts, and hopefully he can eat innings and not hurt them too badly.  Even with that low bar, that's not exactly unusual for a #5 starter (hello Dan Haren!  Or do you prefer Sean Estes?) And while I do find amusement in the petulant bumping of this thread because he had his first shitty start in the 5 weeks since the All-Star Break, the fact of the matter is that until Jake's last 2 starts had probably allowed Jake to overtake Lackey, the latter had been the best starting pitcher on a team since that point--for a team that desperately needed to establish stability out of their rotation.  

In fact, SKO, you should be happy as fuck that Lackey shit the tub last night as opposed to being angry at him because he almost lost a game to the fucking Reds (that the Cubs won the game is icing on the cake--I've told anyone that cares to listen that they're going to win 60% of the rest of the schedule just by getting out of bed).  Fact is, you don't want Lackey to be too good, as he'll begin to garner sympathy for a playoff roster spot.  Since that is already starting to happen, and since no rational person wants to see it, a performance like last night is sure to counter this effect.

I was referring to Sahadev.

Well without reading the tweets put me on #teamsahadev

My initial tweet was how "this is shaping up to be one of those games where I'm told I have to give credit to Lackey for grinding out a 6 inning, 5 ER start" (I was wrong as it was 6 ER in 5 IP), Sahadev said "oh stop, he's been fine in the second half". I pointed out that his fine second half (where he's managed a whopping 3 quality starts) had lowered his ERA to 4.77 (now 4.90), so I guess I'm just wondering how many cookies pitching adequately as a 5th starter for a month and a half is worth.

I'm told that he's not much worse than average but his ERA+ is 89, which is well below average, and given that he's surrendered 31 fucking bombs it's pretty clear he's been fairly lucky, since his FIP is 5.58. He's also walking batters at a higher rate than he has since the year his elbow exploded. He sucks ass, I will hear no other opinions on the matter.


I replied to your tweet come to think of it and was actually smiling when he eventually did give up exactly 6 in 5 innings.  You should hit the track today.  

Nevertheless, this doesn't make your reaction--and all of your countless sarcastic early-game bellyaching reactions that you've taken all year to perfect-- any less disproportionate to the situation and if he's anything like me, Sahadev probably just got sick of it and chose last night to let you know to maybe calm the fuck down.  I'm fairly confident that Lackey rates well for a 5th starter on balance--for a contending team or otherwise--and it's tiring to see someone go so far out of their way to not dare think anything positive about that asshole.

Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 23, 2017, 08:59:22 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 23, 2017, 08:56:34 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2017, 08:49:30 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 08:39:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2017, 08:26:49 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 05:25:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 22, 2017, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 22, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2017, 02:50:11 PM
Fuck you, Lackey

I've been told you cant get mad at Lackey because he's been solid for 1 of the 5 months of baseball played this season

As the closet thing to a Lackey supporter--and I seriously hate the guy as much as y'all--I think this is some serious Wounded SKO hyperbole.  The nicest thing I've said about Lackey is that...well I don't think I've said anything nice about him at all come to think of it, nor have I told anyone to not get mad at him.  I have, however, pointed out that all of the bitching and moaning and postulating about his imminent departure (mind you, this is not just you, SKO, but a sizeable and noteworthy lot on Twitter) is pointless as much as it is incorrect.  For a #5 starter on a team with contention hopes, Lackey is about as good as you should expect to get and mindlessly typing FUCK YOU to him on Twitter every single start will do absolutely nothing to change that fact.  You don't have to like it but I do recommend accepting it.  

And that was my stance in early July--that the guy's getting paid for another 15 or so starts, and hopefully he can eat innings and not hurt them too badly.  Even with that low bar, that's not exactly unusual for a #5 starter (hello Dan Haren!  Or do you prefer Sean Estes?) And while I do find amusement in the petulant bumping of this thread because he had his first shitty start in the 5 weeks since the All-Star Break, the fact of the matter is that until Jake's last 2 starts had probably allowed Jake to overtake Lackey, the latter had been the best starting pitcher on a team since that point--for a team that desperately needed to establish stability out of their rotation.  

In fact, SKO, you should be happy as fuck that Lackey shit the tub last night as opposed to being angry at him because he almost lost a game to the fucking Reds (that the Cubs won the game is icing on the cake--I've told anyone that cares to listen that they're going to win 60% of the rest of the schedule just by getting out of bed).  Fact is, you don't want Lackey to be too good, as he'll begin to garner sympathy for a playoff roster spot.  Since that is already starting to happen, and since no rational person wants to see it, a performance like last night is sure to counter this effect.

I was referring to Sahadev.

Well without reading the tweets put me on #teamsahadev

My initial tweet was how "this is shaping up to be one of those games where I'm told I have to give credit to Lackey for grinding out a 6 inning, 5 ER start" (I was wrong as it was 6 ER in 5 IP), Sahadev said "oh stop, he's been fine in the second half". I pointed out that his fine second half (where he's managed a whopping 3 quality starts) had lowered his ERA to 4.77 (now 4.90), so I guess I'm just wondering how many cookies pitching adequately as a 5th starter for a month and a half is worth.

I'm told that he's not much worse than average but his ERA+ is 89, which is well below average, and given that he's surrendered 31 fucking bombs it's pretty clear he's been fairly lucky, since his FIP is 5.58. He's also walking batters at a higher rate than he has since the year his elbow exploded. He sucks ass, I will hear no other opinions on the matter.

The entirety of this conversation is too many words about John Lackey and I'm sure as hell not going to read any of it.

Let's get this straight: John Lackey is bad and he sucks and he's an asshole.  Now stick to the topic or I'll close down the thread.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

* gives finger to MOD *
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on August 23, 2017, 09:02:36 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 08:58:43 AM
I replied to your tweet come to think of it and was actually smiling when he eventually did give up exactly 6 in 5 innings.  You should hit the track today.  

Nevertheless, this doesn't make your reaction--and all of your countless sarcastic early-game bellyaching reactions that you've taken all year to perfect-- any less disproportionate to the situation and if he's anything like me, Sahadev probably just got sick of it and chose last night to let you know to maybe calm the fuck down.  I'm fairly confident that Lackey rates well for a 5th starter on balance--for a contending team or otherwise--and it's tiring to see someone go so far out of their way to not dare think anything positive about that asshole.



I do not have to go out of my way at all to not think anything positive about a guy with an ERA near 5 that leads the league in homers allowed, and that doesn't even factor in what a heaping turd of a human being he is. The people going out of their way are the ones going "well, on balance, particularly whence factoring in the previous month, and ignoring the entire first half, for some reason, and also ignoring the fact that his peripherals are even worse than his actual results, which are bad, if you compare him to other 5th starters, contenders or otherwise, why, I daresay perhaps you're overreacting to his badness, which is perhaps merely average badness"
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 23, 2017, 09:04:48 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 23, 2017, 09:02:36 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 08:58:43 AM
I replied to your tweet come to think of it and was actually smiling when he eventually did give up exactly 6 in 5 innings.  You should hit the track today.  

Nevertheless, this doesn't make your reaction--and all of your countless sarcastic early-game bellyaching reactions that you've taken all year to perfect-- any less disproportionate to the situation and if he's anything like me, Sahadev probably just got sick of it and chose last night to let you know to maybe calm the fuck down.  I'm fairly confident that Lackey rates well for a 5th starter on balance--for a contending team or otherwise--and it's tiring to see someone go so far out of their way to not dare think anything positive about that asshole.



I do not have to go out of my way at all to not think anything positive about a guy with an ERA near 5 that leads the league in homers allowed, and that doesn't even factor in what a heaping turd of a human being he is. The people going out of their way are the ones going "well, on balance, particularly whence factoring in the previous month, and ignoring the entire first half, for some reason, and also ignoring the fact that his peripherals are even worse than his actual results, which are bad, if you compare him to other 5th starters, contenders or otherwise, why, I daresay perhaps you're overreacting to his badness, which is perhaps merely average badness"

No I'm not you are.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 23, 2017, 09:06:44 AM
DPD...seriously, though, aside from Jason Hammel in 2016, tell me any #5 starters on any playoff teams for whom you wouldn't want to ignore half their season.  I'll wait.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on August 23, 2017, 09:36:47 AM
Thirty-fucking-one home runs.  I assumed that must be an exaggeration, but it's not: Lackey has actually given up thirty-one home runs.  Holy fucking Mother of God.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on August 23, 2017, 09:44:22 AM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 23, 2017, 09:06:44 AM
DPD...seriously, though, aside from Jason Hammel in 2016, tell me any #5 starters on any playoff teams for whom you wouldn't want to ignore half their season.  I'll wait.

Well the Dodgers have had 16 starts or more from 6 dudes and the highest ERA in the pack is Kenta Maeda's 3.88.

Edwin Jackson is somehow performing better in both ERA and FIP than Lackey, albeit in a small sample size.

The Diamondbacks 5th starter is Zack Godley, who has a 3.13 ERA. If you took their worst starter ERA you get Patrick Corbin's 4.09.

I'm not sure who would count as Colorado's 5th starter but they have 6 dudes with at least 13 starts, all of whom rank well ahead of Lackey in ERA+, which accounts for their home games at Pinball Stadium (and even then only two of them have actual ERAs worse than John's, but have better FIPS, and again, adjusted for park are still better).

Shit even the Brewers have 5 guys who've made at least 9 starts and have a better ERA than Lackey.

The Astros have 5 starters with ERAs/ERA+/FIP better than our boy Lackey.

Boston lost David Price and had to turn to the corpse of Doug Fister, so he's really their 6th starter, and yet he has, yes, you guessed it, a better ERA, ERA+ and FIP than Lackey.

Again, not sure which Yankees starter even counts as their 5th starter but all with better ERAs and FIPs than Lackey, despite being in the AL and largely considered as the weakest rotation of any major contender.

This also ignores that Lackey, as the roster was designed this year, was not the 5th starter. Brett Anderson was, then Eddie Butler. Lackey was the 4th guy, and he sucked ass. His "good" stretch coincided with the acquisition of Quintana which finally did bump him into that 5th spot, but for most of the year (and maybe now, depending on how quickly Lester can get back and get into shape) he's had a designated spot in any NLDS rotation, in which case he is woefully inadequate compared to the starting staffs of basically every other playoff contender.

But sure he's probably a better 5th starter than whatever hump Miami and a bunch of other dead ass teams are throwing out there. Lower the bar however much you want to justify your love of this horse-faced bumpkin.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 23, 2017, 10:48:47 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 23, 2017, 09:36:47 AM
Thirty-fucking-one home runs.  I assumed that must be an exaggeration, but it's not: Lackey has actually given up thirty-one home runs.  Holy fucking Mother of God.

Johnny Mothafuckin Longball.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on August 23, 2017, 02:58:46 PM
All this is moot once Justin "Kate Upton" Verlander bumps Lackey from the rotation. It's gonna hai.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on August 27, 2017, 05:30:15 PM
Fuck this guy forever
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on August 27, 2017, 07:28:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 27, 2017, 05:30:15 PM
Fuck this guy forever
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Tonker on August 28, 2017, 04:37:05 AM
Yep.  I was a Lackey apologist but his you can only ignore what a prick he is if he's pitching well, and those days are seemingly gone for ever.  He's done and should the Cubs get to the postseason, he needs to be watching it on telly with the rest of us.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on August 28, 2017, 07:39:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 28, 2017, 04:37:05 AM
Yep.  I was a Lackey apologist but his you can only ignore what a prick he is if he's pitching well, and those days are seemingly gone for ever.  He's done and should the Cubs get to the postseason, he needs to be watching it on telly with the rest of us.

I think what's bizarre is this notion that he's a 5th starter and therefore the team can just chalk up his games to a "well what're you gonna do" and shrug it off. Fuck that. They have a 2 game lead in August. When Lester comes back they could easily replace Lackey with Montgomery. We're far too late in the game for "if everyone else steps up, the 5th starter shouldn't matter." With a 2 game lead, it all matters. Get every possible advantage you can and seize it (like maybe also benching Heyward, too).
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 28, 2017, 08:06:43 AM

All the Cubs needed out of him was one inning where he didn't completely shit himself. This was something he proved himself unable to provide.

As my beltless son said, keep Montgomery in the rotation, stick Lackey in the pen.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 28, 2017, 09:40:47 AM
Quote from: SKO on August 28, 2017, 07:39:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 28, 2017, 04:37:05 AM
Yep.  I was a Lackey apologist but his you can only ignore what a prick he is if he's pitching well, and those days are seemingly gone for ever.  He's done and should the Cubs get to the postseason, he needs to be watching it on telly with the rest of us.

I think what's bizarre is this notion that he's a 5th starter and therefore the team can just chalk up his games to a "well what're you gonna do" and shrug it off. Fuck that. They have a 2 game lead in August. When Lester comes back they could easily replace Lackey with Montgomery. We're far too late in the game for "if everyone else steps up, the 5th starter shouldn't matter." With a 2 game lead, it all matters. Get every possible advantage you can and seize it (like maybe also benching Heyward, too).

It's not that bizarre to play down mediocrity out of the #5 spot; it's more often than not a reality.  The Cubs didn't have that issue last year because it was an exceptional year and everything pretty much went right.  But it sure was the case the year before when we had to clench ourselves through every one of Nice Guy Dan Haren's starts and and who could forget every single start that Sean Estes had in 2003 being a standard pants-shitting until he had the Sean Estes Game in late September and 1-hit the Reds?

I know nobody--least of all SKO--wants to hear this shit, particularly on the heels of a very genuinely disappointing week of play.  I was furious with Lackey myself with that meltdown.  But I'm also unhappy that this Rene Rivera dude can't block a breaking ball that goes right through his motherfucking 5-hole with a  runner on 3rd (and he also can't hit....how is this guy's veteran presence more valuable then what  Caratini brings?). I'm unhappy that the Cubs couldn't batter the shit out of this tomato can while his stuff was all over the place and his defense was betraying him in the 1st inning and instead settled for hoping that aforementioned shitbird Lackey could make 3 goddamn runs stand up.  I'm really fucking unhappy at Jason Heyward's very existence right now, and seeing him swing at the first pitch in the 8th inning after Baez singled and Sunday-hopping one right to the third baseman about made me want to kick a hole in the wall.  

Having said all that, I'd agree that Montgomery would probably represent a slight upgrade over Lackey right now and I'd be fine with it, but at the same time don't know how much of a difference it would make at this point.  I know ole' SKO really wants to pull the alarm and tell you, in his florid tongue, that they cannot fuck around because they're only two games ahead of the ooooh the Germans Brewers, but I don't feel compelled to jump on the Panic Train.  I say if they miss the playoffs--and actually get run down by the Brewers--because they didn't replace John Lackey by Labor Day that this team was a lot more flawed than just that.

In any event, I'm looking forward to the next 6 weeks because at the end of it we'll never have to deal with Lackey again and I won't have to feel icky by even remotely appearing to be defending him.


Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on August 28, 2017, 09:51:00 AM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on August 28, 2017, 09:40:47 AM

It's not that bizarre to play down mediocrity out of the #5 spot; it's more often than not a reality.  The Cubs didn't have that issue last year because it was an exceptional year and everything pretty much went right.  But it sure was the case the year before when we had to clench ourselves through every one of Nice Guy Dan Haren's starts and and who could forget every single start that Sean Estes had in 2003 being a standard pants-shitting until he had the Sean Estes Game in late September and 1-hit the Reds?

I know nobody--least of all SKO--wants to hear this shit, particularly on the heels of a very genuinely disappointing week of play.  I was furious with Lackey myself with that meltdown.  But I'm also unhappy that this Rene Rivera dude can't block a breaking ball that goes right through his motherfucking 5-hole with a  runner on 3rd (and he also can't hit....how is this guy's veteran presence more valuable then what  Caratini brings?). I'm unhappy that the Cubs couldn't batter the shit out of this tomato can while his stuff was all over the place and his defense was betraying him in the 1st inning and instead settled for hoping that aforementioned shitbird Lackey could make 3 goddamn runs stand up.  I'm really fucking unhappy at Jason Heyward's very existence right now, and seeing him swing at the first pitch in the 8th inning after Baez singled and Sunday-hopping one right to the third baseman about made me want to kick a hole in the wall.  

Having said all that, I'd agree that Montgomery would probably represent a slight upgrade over Lackey right now and I'd be fine with it, but at the same time don't know how much of a difference it would make at this point.  I know ole' SKO really wants to pull the alarm and tell you, in his florid tongue, that they cannot fuck around because they're only two games ahead of the ooooh the Germans Brewers, but I don't feel compelled to jump on the Panic Train.  I say if they miss the playoffs--and actually get run down by the Brewers--because they didn't replace John Lackey by Labor Day that this team was a lot more flawed than just that.

In any event, I'm looking forward to the next 6 weeks because at the end of it we'll never have to deal with Lackey again and I won't have to feel icky by even remotely appearing to be defending him.




That's my point that you're missing. This team is a lot more flawed than that. This shouldn't have mattered, but because Schwarber took half a year to start hitting, Injuries sapped Bryant of his power for a bit, Zobrist got hurt, Russell has under-achieved etc they are in a place where they could, conceivably, fall behind in the division, and so anyone, anyone, be they John Lackey, Jason Heyward, etc who is not performing right now and could potentially be even temporarily replaced by a marginal upgrade should be.

If the Cubs miss the playoffs I'm not going to look at this season and say "it's John Lackey's fault." That doesn't mean he's not a contributing factor and failing to replace him even though they could have because "he's just the 5th starter anyway and they have bigger problems" would be stupid.

Again, I don't give a shit that Shawn Estes sucked in 2003, if you look around the league right now, at the state of most playoff contenders, they are getting a hell of a lot more out of their fifth starters than the Cubs are getting from Lackey, as I already demonstrated earlier in this thread. The "he's not that bad for a 5th starter" argument is pure horseshit. He is that bad for a 5th starter. His FIP is second to last among all qualified starters in baseball and he leads the league in homers allowed. That's not better than literally anything, and letting him stay in the rotation after the trade deadline was inexcusable, even if it temporarily worked out because the team scored a metric fuckton of runs in his starts and he rode an unsustainable LOB% for a few weeks.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 01, 2017, 01:46:07 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 23, 2017, 02:58:46 PM
All this is moot once Justin "Kate Upton" Verlander bumps Lackey from the rotation. It's gonna hai.

UPDATE: It's not gonna hai.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Yeti on September 01, 2017, 03:29:22 PM
Fuck this fucking.....
Oh, very nice, John
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on September 01, 2017, 03:37:01 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 01, 2017, 03:29:22 PM
Fuck this fucking.....
Oh, very nice, John

If you need a guy to give you a quick and efficient outing with the wind taking home runs out of the equation, Lackey is probably among a list of several dozen pitchers you might consider.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on September 08, 2017, 07:48:08 PM
Big Game John came ready to play tonight
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

I don't think he *had* to throw a meatball hanging breaking ball that anyone else but the pitcher would have hit over the wall.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 03:06:41 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

He threw his mask, his mask hit the ump. That's automatic.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: flannj on September 15, 2017, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

I don't think he *had* to throw a meatball hanging breaking ball that anyone else but the pitcher would have hit over the wall.

Empirical evidence much?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: flannj on September 15, 2017, 03:09:11 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 03:06:41 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

He threw his mask, his mask hit the ump. That's automatic.

And yes, his equipment hit the ump. He's ejected.
Still doesn't mean I'm not pissed.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on September 15, 2017, 03:15:59 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 03:06:41 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

He threw his mask, his mask hit the ump. That's automatic.

Watch the replay again, Grandpa. He throws the mask AFTER he is ejected. He is turning away from the ump when he gets tossed.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:40:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

I don't think he *had* to throw a meatball hanging breaking ball that anyone else but the pitcher would have hit over the wall.

Empirical evidence much?

(http://i68.tinypic.com/2ame6s.png)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: flannj on September 15, 2017, 03:52:02 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:40:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

I don't think he *had* to throw a meatball hanging breaking ball that anyone else but the pitcher would have hit over the wall.

Empirical evidence much?

(http://i68.tinypic.com/2ame6s.png)


Nice freeze frame.
I'll say it again, empirical evidence much?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 04:06:47 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 03:52:02 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:40:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

I don't think he *had* to throw a meatball hanging breaking ball that anyone else but the pitcher would have hit over the wall.

Empirical evidence much?

(http://i68.tinypic.com/2ame6s.png)


Nice freeze frame.
I'll say it again, empirical evidence much?

Okay, so ... I don't know what you want here, exactly, except to defend John Fucking Lackey. We're taking about one specific pitch. You want me to mathematically prove my opinion that that pitch was easy to hit, for some reason. And apparently evidence acquired by observation no longer counts as empirical evidence, so, I'll just have Lackey stick around and throw that same pitch to the entire Cardinals lineup and report back on how many guys hit it out. Cool?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: flannj on September 15, 2017, 04:12:52 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 04:06:47 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 03:52:02 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:40:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

I don't think he *had* to throw a meatball hanging breaking ball that anyone else but the pitcher would have hit over the wall.

Empirical evidence much?

(http://i68.tinypic.com/2ame6s.png)


Nice freeze frame.
I'll say it again, empirical evidence much?

Okay, so ... I don't know what you want here, exactly, except to defend John Fucking Lackey. We're taking about one specific pitch. You want me to mathematically prove my opinion that that pitch was easy to hit, for some reason. And apparently evidence acquired by observation no longer counts as empirical evidence, so, I'll just have Lackey stick around and throw that same pitch to the entire Cardinals lineup and report back on how many guys hit it out. Cool?

The observation would have to be accurate. A pitched baseball is thrown in three dimensions not two.
Your photographic presentation of that pitch is incomplete and flawed.

Not even getting into
Quotethat anyone else but the pitcher would have hit over the wall
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Wheezer on September 15, 2017, 09:31:03 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 04:06:47 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 03:52:02 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:40:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

I don't think he *had* to throw a meatball hanging breaking ball that anyone else but the pitcher would have hit over the wall.

Empirical evidence much?

(http://i68.tinypic.com/2ame6s.png)


Nice freeze frame.
I'll say it again, empirical evidence much?

Okay, so ... I don't know what you want here, exactly, except to defend John Fucking Lackey. We're taking about one specific pitch. You want me to mathematically prove my opinion that that pitch was easy to hit, for some reason. And apparently evidence acquired by observation no longer counts as empirical evidence, so, I'll just have Lackey stick around and throw that same pitch to the entire Cardinals lineup and report back on how many guys hit it out. Cool?

"No longer"? Random person's anecdata engrams?

In other news, I missed the whole thing because I was trying to start socializing some really scared rescue street kittens while there's still a window of opportunity, so there.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 16, 2017, 01:14:28 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 15, 2017, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 15, 2017, 02:32:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 15, 2017, 02:06:35 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 15, 2017, 01:39:51 PM
John Lackey... he's bad

One hit, one run in three innings. Don't go all SKO on us here.

That was after the home run, which ol' John leads the league in allowing by the way, because he is in fact bad. Don't you judge me.

The old bastard has humiliated me the last several times I've bumped this thread following a first inning run because he almost always settles down afterwards. You gotta wait for that 4th run to cross before you get real cranky.

Anyone defending him now? He just fucked the bullpen, fucked Contreras, and fucked the score with his crybaby bullshit. I don't care if the umpire blew it. Do your damn job.

No I would have gone absolutely as apeshit as John did there and I don't blame him. He had to fucking throw it down the middle, too, when the ump won't give you THAT pitch. Fuck umpires.

That was twice.
Fuck that ump.
Ejection during a play?

I need to calm down. God damnit.

There's zero, fucking zero justification for ejecting Willson either. Dude was calming down, it was over, THEN ump tosses him.

I don't think he *had* to throw a meatball hanging breaking ball that anyone else but the pitcher would have hit over the wall.

You know, that thought had briefly coursed through my mind, too, but I'm going to let it go. Lackey must've come to the realization at the break that his season will end 10/1 unless he can finally prove, after a year-and-a-half, that he deserves to be on the postseason roster because he's pitched like it since then  Going into the game yesterday, a balls start probably would have made him a 100% lock and that's probably what he was thinking.  Yesterday was a huge matchup against their ace and he had effectively taken his club into the 6th inning tied vs. said ace.  He stepped up and did what was needed for the team and himself and he got needlessly fucked by an Ump Show who felt he should squeeze Lackey with the pitcher up and just waste everyone's time.  Fuck that umpire.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 16, 2017, 02:46:04 PM
As I was saying, John Lackey sucks.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Canadouche on September 24, 2017, 07:24:11 PM
You know, at this point, Lackey has a better WHIP and WAR than Lester?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on September 24, 2017, 09:14:56 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 24, 2017, 07:24:11 PM
You know, at this point, Lackey has a better WHIP and WAR than Lester?

Not about what Lester has done this year while clearly hurt for most if not all of the season. If he can get to 100% Lester by NLDS G4 you take him over 100% Lackey every time.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 24, 2017, 09:37:12 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 24, 2017, 09:14:56 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 24, 2017, 07:24:11 PM
You know, at this point, Lackey has a better WHIP and WAR than Lester?

Not about what Lester has done this year while clearly hurt for most if not all of the season. If he can get to 100% Lester by NLDS G4 you take him over 100% Lackey every time.

This shouldn't even need to be said.

At one point Lackey may have given food for thought to supplanting Quintana but in the last 3 weeks the latter has closed the book on that discussion. Lackey has likely pitched his way onto the playoff roster, which I'd have found unthinkable back in June--and that's far as this goes: emergency multi-inning guy. 



Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Canadouche on September 24, 2017, 09:55:57 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on September 24, 2017, 09:37:12 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 24, 2017, 09:14:56 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 24, 2017, 07:24:11 PM
You know, at this point, Lackey has a better WHIP and WAR than Lester?

Not about what Lester has done this year while clearly hurt for most if not all of the season. If he can get to 100% Lester by NLDS G4 you take him over 100% Lackey every time.

This shouldn't even need to be said.

At one point Lackey may have given food for thought to supplanting Quintana but in the last 3 weeks the latter has closed the book on that discussion. Lackey has likely pitched his way onto the playoff roster, which I'd have found unthinkable back in June--and that's far as this goes: emergency multi-inning guy. 





In the second half, Lackey has a 1.25 WHIP, and a 3.88 ERA. Lester: 5.11 ERA, 1.35 WHIP. Teams are batting .321 against him in September. I'm certainly not advocating for Teeth to supplant Lester in the post season rotation, but Jon is running out of water to right the ship. Makes me wonder how Maddon will juggle things in October.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 24, 2017, 11:03:54 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 24, 2017, 09:55:57 PM
Jon is running out of water to right the ship.

(http://i65.tinypic.com/307oti9.png)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Canadouche on September 25, 2017, 09:41:44 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 24, 2017, 11:03:54 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 24, 2017, 09:55:57 PM
Jon is running out of water to right the ship.

(http://i65.tinypic.com/307oti9.png)

Running out of asphalt? Tarmac? Fuck it, I don't know.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on September 25, 2017, 09:56:47 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 25, 2017, 09:41:44 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 24, 2017, 11:03:54 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on September 24, 2017, 09:55:57 PM
Jon is running out of water to right the ship.

(http://i65.tinypic.com/307oti9.png)

Running out of asphalt? Tarmac? Fuck it, I don't know.

How about, "time"?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Oleg on September 25, 2017, 10:57:05 AM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on September 24, 2017, 09:37:12 PM

At one point Lackey may have given food for thought to supplanting Quintana


#NotAMeatball
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 25, 2017, 11:05:50 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 25, 2017, 10:57:05 AM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on September 24, 2017, 09:37:12 PM

At one point Lackey may have given food for thought to supplanting Quintana


#NotAMeatball

Quintana was struggling a month ago and Lackey was pitching about as well as anybody.  Additionally, I do not like Lackey and was definitely pulling for this not to be the case.  So now I'm a meatball because I simply looked at this objectively?  I don't think you can argue that with the way Quintana was pitching in mid-August that he was a lock.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 25, 2017, 11:56:53 AM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on September 25, 2017, 11:05:50 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 25, 2017, 10:57:05 AM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on September 24, 2017, 09:37:12 PM

At one point Lackey may have given food for thought to supplanting Quintana


#NotAMeatball

Quintana was struggling a month ago and Lackey was pitching about as well as anybody.  Additionally, I do not like Lackey and was definitely pulling for this not to be the case.  So now I'm a meatball because I simply looked at this objectively?  I don't think you can argue that with the way Quintana was pitching in mid-August that he was a lock.

2 stinkers 3 weeks apart isn't struggling.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on September 25, 2017, 12:06:12 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 25, 2017, 11:56:53 AM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on September 25, 2017, 11:05:50 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 25, 2017, 10:57:05 AM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on September 24, 2017, 09:37:12 PM

At one point Lackey may have given food for thought to supplanting Quintana


#NotAMeatball

Quintana was struggling a month ago and Lackey was pitching about as well as anybody.  Additionally, I do not like Lackey and was definitely pulling for this not to be the case.  So now I'm a meatball because I simply looked at this objectively?  I don't think you can argue that with the way Quintana was pitching in mid-August that he was a lock.

2 stinkers 3 weeks apart isn't struggling.

Huey the ledge-jumper, I calls him.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 28, 2017, 11:09:12 AM
As much well-deserved shit as we've given him on here, that was one helluva ride into the sunset.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on September 28, 2017, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 28, 2017, 11:09:12 AM
As much well-deserved shit as we've given him on here, that was one helluva ride into the sunset.
Matt Cain
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on September 28, 2017, 11:35:42 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 28, 2017, 11:09:12 AM
As much well-deserved shit as we've given him on here, that was one helluva ride into the sunset.

I hate Lackey as much as the next guy but that was a hell of a start.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Armchair_QB on October 13, 2017, 12:40:18 AM
So, about Saturday.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 13, 2017, 12:45:00 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 13, 2017, 12:40:18 AM
So, about Saturday.

If you told me, in early June, after the Cubs' 0-6 west coast trip in LA and San Diego that left them at what would prove to be their nadir of 4 games under .500, that they would advance to the LCS and that John Lackey could legitimately be their Game 1 starter I...I can't imagine what I would have said or thought.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 13, 2017, 12:50:00 AM
If John Lackey gives up 0 runs in all of his NLCS appearances, I swear I will never say a negative word about him ever again.  Golden opportunity, John!

Edit: Mininum 4.1 IP
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on October 13, 2017, 12:52:45 AM
Theo made it sound likely that it'd be Quintana. He didn't even throw a full inning and it was his bullpen day anyway. But I suspect we'll see Lackey at some point
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Yeti on October 13, 2017, 06:50:38 AM
Lackey was pretty good his last few starts. I say give the man a few innings in Saturday
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: PenFoe on October 13, 2017, 03:11:32 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 13, 2017, 06:50:38 AM
Lackey was pretty good his last few starts. I say give the man a few innings in Saturday

I'm definitely for giving Lackey a chance here.

And if he's terrible, I'll hold it against him forever.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CT III on October 14, 2017, 04:21:52 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 13, 2017, 03:11:32 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 13, 2017, 06:50:38 AM
Lackey was pretty good his last few starts. I say give the man a few innings in Saturday

I'm definitely for giving Lackey a chance here.

And if he's terrible, I'll hold it against him forever.

What the fuck has postseason baseball done to us?
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: R-V on October 16, 2017, 09:17:57 AM
Silver lining: it's quite possible that Horseface's final major league pitch will be a walkoff dong to a supporting character from the live action Masters of the Universe movie.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 16, 2017, 09:34:16 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 16, 2017, 09:17:57 AM
Silver lining: it's quite possible that Horseface's final major league pitch will be a walkoff dong to a supporting character from the live action Masters of the Universe movie. Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Yukon Cornelius'd.
(https://cbsmix1041.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/rudolph_yukon_character-e1450212045221.jpg?w=1423)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 16, 2017, 10:01:34 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 16, 2017, 09:17:57 AM
Silver lining: it's quite possible that Horseface's final major league pitch will be a walkoff dong to a supporting character from the live action Masters of the Universe movie.
that douchebag from the Beach Boys

Mike Love'd.

(http://c8.alamy.com/comp/BE7Y79/beach-boys-us-rock-group-about-1976-with-mike-love-BE7Y79.jpg)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: flannj on October 16, 2017, 12:08:11 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 16, 2017, 09:17:57 AM
Silver lining: it's quite possible that Horseface's final major league pitch will be a walkoff dong to a supporting character from the live action Masters of the Universe movie. guy that lives under the stairs.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0d/cf/7a/0dcf7a2de5113466067721e4a7b467c0.jpg)
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on October 16, 2017, 12:55:20 PM
https://deadspin.com/john-lackey-should-be-in-jail-1819503434
Amen!
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on October 17, 2017, 02:52:43 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 16, 2017, 12:55:20 PM
https://deadspin.com/john-lackey-should-be-in-jail-1819503434
Amen!

Jail...bottom of Lake Michigan...I'm fine with either.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2017, 09:12:25 AM
I swaw on teh Twits that he wants to keep playing. If I got paid what he gets paid to be that bad at my jorb, I'd never want to retire either.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 08, 2017, 09:18:43 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2017, 09:12:25 AM
I swaw on teh Twits that he wants to keep playing. If I got paid what he gets paid to be that bad at my jorb, I'd never want to retire either.

He looked like he was cooked in early July, and instead some team will pay for what was likely his death rattle the last 3 months.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: SKO on November 08, 2017, 09:29:13 AM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on November 08, 2017, 09:18:43 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2017, 09:12:25 AM
I swaw on teh Twits that he wants to keep playing. If I got paid what he gets paid to be that bad at my jorb, I'd never want to retire either.

He looked like he was cooked in early July, and instead some team will pay for what was likely his death rattle the last 3 months.

He really had a lot of success in St. Louis. I'd be fine if they try to rekindle the magic.
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2017, 10:33:51 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2017, 09:29:13 AM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on November 08, 2017, 09:18:43 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2017, 09:12:25 AM
I swaw on teh Twits that he wants to keep playing. If I got paid what he gets paid to be that bad at my jorb, I'd never want to retire either.

He looked like he was cooked in early July, and instead some team will pay for what was likely his death rattle the last 3 months.

He really had a lot of success in St. Louis. I'd be fine if they try to rekindle the magic.

THE CARDINAL WAY
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on November 08, 2017, 03:11:37 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2017, 10:33:51 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2017, 09:29:13 AM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on November 08, 2017, 09:18:43 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2017, 09:12:25 AM
I swaw on teh Twits that he wants to keep playing. If I got paid what he gets paid to be that bad at my jorb, I'd never want to retire either.

He looked like he was cooked in early July, and instead some team will pay for what was likely his death rattle the last 3 months.

He really had a lot of success in St. Louis. I'd be fine if they try to rekindle the magic.

THE CARDINAL WAY

moran
Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: CBStew on November 15, 2017, 06:21:20 PM
Hot diggity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cubs GM Jed Hoyer confirmed that John Lackey plans to pitch in 2018 and didn't dismiss a return to the Cubs: "Its certainly something we're going to talk about."

Title: Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 16, 2017, 08:20:01 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 15, 2017, 06:21:20 PM
Hot diggity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cubs GM Jed Hoyer confirmed that John Lackey plans to pitch in 2018 and didn't dismiss a return to the Cubs: "Its certainly something we're going to talk about."



A complete analysis is offered here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJXYMDu6dpY).