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Title: The Office
Post by: tjbrown on March 25, 2005, 09:14:34 AM
Did anybody see it? Was it any good, or was it as disappointing as my wife said it was?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on March 25, 2005, 10:44:52 AM
As someone who has never seen the British version- I found the parts I squeezed in in between NCAA games enjoyable.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forklift on March 25, 2005, 11:26:45 AM

From what I've read, the show starts hitting its stride about Week 3...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on March 25, 2005, 04:10:19 PM
If NBC decides that the third time's a charm and they want to Americanize "Black Books," then I am ready and availible to play Bernard Black.

(http://www.showbizireland.com/images/stars/actors-moran08.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on March 25, 2005, 04:26:48 PM
I watched it.  They actually planned the Illinois game to end at 8:30 just so I could watch it.  I think it's got potential to be very funny, but then I'm an unabashed fan of the original.  Ricky Gervais the other co-creator collaborated on the "teleplay" for the first episode, which pretty closely mirrored the first episode of the UK version of The Office.

Steve Carrell is great, and Rainn Wilson is perfect as the American version of Gareth. 

They've already got the awkward pauses down, and I'll keep watching.

Right now the only show with humans in it that is consistently funny is Arrested Development, with Scrubs coming the closest runner up.  We NEED The Office to be good, people!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forklift on March 25, 2005, 06:24:20 PM
Quote from: Andy on March 25, 2005, 04:26:48 PM

Right now the only show with humans in it that is consistently funny is Arrested Development, with Scrubs coming the closest runner up.  We NEED The Office to be good, people!

...and Fox cut down Arrested Development's season...
Title: Sorta tangential to "The Office"...
Post by: thomsirveaux on March 26, 2005, 08:00:07 PM
Quote from: forklift on March 25, 2005, 06:24:20 PM
Quote from: Andy on March 25, 2005, 04:26:48 PM

Right now the only show with humans in it that is consistently funny is Arrested Development, with Scrubs coming the closest runner up.  We NEED The Office to be good, people!

...and Fox cut down Arrested Development's season...

But FOX is getting a new quarterback and AD very possibly a solid ally in Peter Liguori. 

Here's an article (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/latimests/20050325/ts_latimes/liguoritoreplacebermanatfoxhiscablestrategywillundergonetworktest") about Liguori's ascencion, but note this particular snippet:

Liguori said the success of "Idol," and the creative pedigree of "24" and "Arrested Development," made it more exciting for him to accept the job.

AD and "exciting" in (presumably) the same breath??  It might not mean anything, but given his track record at FX, I look at it as a very good sign.  "Off the hook!" if you will.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on March 28, 2005, 09:22:59 AM
The former Fox president was also believed to be an Arrested Development fan, and she's the one who cut the order from 22 to 18, hoping to keep the show profitable (because it's one of Fox's most expensive shows because of all the location shooting they do and the size of the cast) and to keep it out of sweeps so that a bad May ratings run wouldn't doom it to cancellation.

Last night's show was the first filmed after the order was cut to 22 and has a joke about the order for new Bluth homes cut from 22 to 18 and solved by moving the company from the expensive top floor of a building to the second to the top floor.  They apparently re-wrote half the show just to make that joke.

One of the things that seems to all but guarantee AD's return is The Bernie Mac Show is kaput, with Bernie blowing up to Jerry Lewis size with his treatment for his dread disease.  And, with That '70s Show trying to stick around for another year without Ashton or Topher, Fox pretty much needs Arrested.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Chuck on March 28, 2005, 10:20:09 AM
Quote from: Andy on March 28, 2005, 09:22:59 AM
The Bernie Mac Show is kaput, with Bernie blowing up to Jerry Lewis size with his treatment for his dread disease.
Bernie's sick?  And not just from spitting on Poitier by working with Kutcher?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike D. on March 28, 2005, 10:58:18 AM
Quote from: Chuck on March 28, 2005, 10:20:09 AM
Quote from: Andy on March 28, 2005, 09:22:59 AM
The Bernie Mac Show is kaput, with Bernie blowing up to Jerry Lewis size with his treatment for his dread disease.
Bernie's sick?  And not just from spitting on Poitier by working with Kutcher?

He's cursed for having the audacity--as a native South Sider and, ergo, Sox fan-- to sing "Take Me Out To the Ballgame" in the seventh inning of Game 6.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on March 28, 2005, 11:25:30 AM
His sick ass also belted out "Champs! Champs!  Champs!" instead of "home team," which people sometimes forget.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MDZ on March 29, 2005, 02:21:39 AM
here's a link to a pretty funny clip from the next episode.  Its about 10 minutes long but its worth it.
http://www.myspace.com/theoffice
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: air2300 on March 29, 2005, 09:53:16 PM
I watched the show tonight, it was pretty funny.  I have class til 10, and my proffesor let us out early so he can go home and watch the show.  This show is quickly becoming my favorite show. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT on March 30, 2005, 10:08:55 AM
Quote from: air2300 on March 29, 2005, 09:53:16 PM
I watched the show tonight, it was pretty funny.  I have class til 10, and my proffesor let us out early so he can go home and watch the show.  This show is quickly becoming my favorite show. 

I caught last night's episode, and I thought it was hilarious.  I almost shot beer out my nose at the "collard people" line.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forklift on April 02, 2005, 07:29:43 PM
Quote from: CT on March 30, 2005, 10:08:55 AM
Quote from: air2300 on March 29, 2005, 09:53:16 PM
I watched the show tonight, it was pretty funny.  I have class til 10, and my proffesor let us out early so he can go home and watch the show.  This show is quickly becoming my favorite show. 

I caught last night's episode, and I thought it was hilarious.  I almost shot beer out my nose at the "collard people" line.

That was pretty funny...there's hope for this show...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on April 03, 2005, 11:12:54 AM
I liked when the boss was interrupting the diversity trainer (the black guy) and then asked what his name was, when the trainer said his name was Mr. Brown, the boss said:

"I will not call you that.  Nice try though.  That was a test, right?"

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: lomez on April 06, 2005, 11:09:14 PM
"collared greens, that doesn't really make sense.  you don't call them collared people.  now that's offensive"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on April 07, 2005, 07:27:26 AM
The scene where the evil lacky had all the employees in the room, requiring the to identify their health conditions (because 'they had lost the privilidge of confidentiaity') this week had me in stiches
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on April 07, 2005, 09:12:03 AM
One of the funniest scenes on any show all year.

"What's an inverted penis?"
"You mean...a vagina?  Because I want that covered."
"I thought you had yours removed?"
"I had a hysterectomy.  They remove your uterus, not your vagina.  They're not the same thing."
"Whatever."

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MrSpeed on April 21, 2005, 02:03:40 PM
I must say I thought having the lackey wear an anime t-shirt was pretty funny this week.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on April 21, 2005, 03:16:29 PM
I liked watching Dwight try and drink water while wearing the "broken nose face shield" during the basketball game was pretty good.  The Office is a very funny show.  You can see Ricky Gervais' fingerprints all over it.  When NBC bought the rights to Coupling they ruined it by not letting the creator do anything.  They just made an unfunny Friends rip off and slapped his name on the end of it.  I just hope his checks cleared.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike D. on October 19, 2005, 03:49:31 PM
As fantastic as Gareth, his UK counterpart, is on the BBC version, I can think of no more hilarious character on television today than Dwight on the American version.

Him dressing as the Sith Lord last night was gold, Jerry.  Toward the end, after Jim had been pulled into Michael's office, and the cute receptionist (damn, forgot her name) looked at Dwight, and Dwight stared back at her menacingly, and slowly put his Sith hood back up, compelling her to involuntarily, and subtly shudder upon the visage...I just about wet my pants.

Such good stuff.  God bless these 21st century sitcoms (AD, The Office, naturally "the Simpsons" from an earlier millenia)  that make do without the infernal laugh track.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on October 20, 2005, 08:27:31 AM
I loved it when Dwight got the phone call from the other paper company after Jim had put his resume on Monster.com.

"How did you get my resume?  Oh, I know, it must have been submitted to you by yet another very satisfied customer of mine.  Wait, is it the most current one?  What is listed under "Martial Arts skills?"  Wait, I need to add some.  What's your fax number?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: williams on October 20, 2005, 02:02:35 PM
"I'm a Sith Lord"

Working for a small programming company, this hits disturbingly close to home.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forklift on October 24, 2005, 12:51:19 AM

Every single woman in the office in a cat costume...damn funny stuff...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MrSpeed on October 24, 2005, 09:31:21 AM
Quote from: forklift on October 24, 2005, 12:51:19 AM

Every single woman in the office in a cat costume...damn funny stuff...

I thought the Indian (with a dot, not a feather) chick was Dorothy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forklift on October 24, 2005, 06:34:40 PM

forgot about that...the "Bend It Like Beckham" joke...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MrSpeed on November 23, 2005, 11:41:18 AM
Dwight Schrute is quite possibly the funniest character on television right now.  His comments on the yeast infections were gold.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on November 24, 2005, 03:11:30 AM
Quote from: MrSpeed on November 23, 2005, 11:41:18 AM
Dwight Schrute is quite possibly the funniest character on television right now.  His comments on the yeast infections were gold.

The thing that is so great about Dwight is that I work with about 5 Dwights
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MrSpeed on November 24, 2005, 06:08:42 PM
Quote from: berserker on November 24, 2005, 03:11:30 AM
Quote from: MrSpeed on November 23, 2005, 11:41:18 AM
Dwight Schrute is quite possibly the funniest character on television right now.  His comments on the yeast infections were gold.

The thing that is so great about Dwight is that I work with about 5 Dwights

Dwight is a made up character. heh.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on November 25, 2005, 03:36:40 AM
Quote from: MrSpeed on November 24, 2005, 06:08:42 PM
Quote from: berserker on November 24, 2005, 03:11:30 AM
Quote from: MrSpeed on November 23, 2005, 11:41:18 AM
Dwight Schrute is quite possibly the funniest character on television right now.  His comments on the yeast infections were gold.

The thing that is so great about Dwight is that I work with about 5 Dwights

Dwight is a made up character. heh.

I'm pretty sure the guys I work with have martial arts on their resumes
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Paul on January 15, 2006, 02:44:52 PM
Best show on TV. Much better than Arrested Development. More heart and more laughs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on January 20, 2006, 01:05:15 PM
Is it just me, or was last night's show freakin' magic? 

I could spout praises on multiple aspects of the episode, but is there anything Dwight can't do?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: luclax15 on January 20, 2006, 01:07:51 PM
GRRRRRRRRRAPE!!!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike D. on January 20, 2006, 02:14:18 PM
This has got to be KILLING you.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MrSpeed on January 27, 2006, 09:49:34 AM
Dwight Schrute may quite possibly be the funniest guy on television right now.

I got a big kick out of this "theory" about the women staying together too long in the conference room -- this was during the teaser for next week.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Czervik on January 31, 2006, 02:16:56 PM
For some reason I can't get the phrase "that'd just be malfeasance for malfeasances's sake" out of my head.  Dwight is about as funny as it gets. 

When he crashed his car into the pole, got out and immediately vomitted on the hood...I shot water out my nose.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on January 31, 2006, 02:36:37 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on January 31, 2006, 02:16:56 PM
For some reason I can't get the phrase "that'd just be malfeasance for malfeasances's sake" out of my head.  Dwight is about as funny as it gets. 

When he crashed his car into the pole, got out and immediately vomitted on the hood...I shot water out my nose.

Great thing was, I went "Ooooohhhh", just as the people in the office did
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: InternetApex on February 06, 2006, 11:44:45 AM
"Remember on 'Lost' - when they met 'the others'?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on February 06, 2006, 12:10:03 PM
What I love about Jim and Dwight is that they always have priceless reactions to things that Michael says or does.

On Thursday night, Dwight stole the show with his overly enthusiastic reactions to Michael's antics in the warehouse.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on February 06, 2006, 12:12:53 PM

Michael trashing the warehouse? Great stuff.

My wife gets a little too caught up in the whole Jim/Pam thing, and I'm hoping they don't get too soapy with it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on February 06, 2006, 12:32:56 PM
I damn near exploded after either:

-- "DAMMIT Michael!  ::box throw/commercial break::"

-- Dwight complaining about the correlation between 'cycles' and 'clogged toilets'
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT on February 06, 2006, 12:45:42 PM
I liked when the women were going over the sports metaphors.

So what does it mean when Michael says he got to 2nd base with you?

And they say that men are insensitive.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 06, 2006, 01:46:25 PM
Wait...below par should be good.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on February 06, 2006, 02:43:33 PM

"I don't want to be one of those women with 3 kids in a minivan. I want an SUV with three rows of seats"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on February 07, 2006, 10:07:59 AM
The Jim/Pam thing is following the exact same track that the Tim/Dawn thing did in the British version.

PBS just showed the one Saturday when David and "Finchy" lost in Quiz Bowl or whatever they called it, and Finchy threw Tim's shoe over the bar.

The series was almost over and Lee and Dawn were planning on moving to America so Tim was depressed, and having to walk around the outside of the bar with one shoe on to find his other shoe in the dark seemed a suitably pitiful way to end the episode.

The NBC version may have painted themselves into a corner though with Roy and Pam by actually setting a date for the wedding, that they'll have to cross next year.  Though Roy seems like the kind of guy who accidentally schedule a fishing trip on his wedding day and reschedule the wedding instead of the fishing trip.

Love those Pocanos.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JL on February 10, 2006, 12:31:59 PM
Last night's episode was great. 

The Dwight bobblehead, hope that goes on sale somewhere.

A Michael Scott Joint.

Best pizza in NYC - Sbarros!

The whole Dwight rant comparing women to wolves.

Michael putting his passport in his briefcase as he is headed for NYC.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JL on February 10, 2006, 12:33:02 PM
On a related note, this is the Michael Scott Valentine's Day playlist from iTunes:

(http://www.myimagehub.com/files/304/michaelscottplaylist.gif)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 10, 2006, 12:34:24 PM
what'd Dwight give that Christian chick?  i missed that
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JL on February 10, 2006, 12:46:51 PM
A key to his apartment.

(http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/ecards/val_06/2_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MrSpeed on February 10, 2006, 12:56:11 PM
I don't know if everyone is aware or not, but Dwight has his own MySpace account.

http://www.myspace.com/dwightschrute
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on February 10, 2006, 04:29:39 PM
I loved the sight of Phyllis having to "Fireman's Carry" that enormous bear she got from "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration", and the look on Pam's face when Roy figured out she was mad at him for not getting her anything for Valentine's Day and he said, "Valentine's Day's not over.  How about I get you home and we have the best sex ever?"  Ahh, the look of panic...it never gets old.

Also loved Jim's "No...now while I'm right...here...OK" reaction when the Indian girl asked Ryan out right in front of him.

And as JL already pointed out the "A Michael Scott Joint" at the end of the presentation "movie" was great, as was the inexplicable inclusion of photos of Robin Williams and Steve Martin as Michael's voice yelled "Great Scott" with a British accent.

Also liked the bit where he ran after that woman he thought was Tina Fey as the real Conan O'Brien walked right past him without his noticing.

This is why I'm not ashamed to admit I watch The Office twice every week.

Frickin' Olympics!  I hate 'em.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: williams on February 10, 2006, 04:32:40 PM
"'I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!', Airplane"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: dh on February 10, 2006, 04:46:27 PM
Quote from: Andy on February 07, 2006, 10:07:59 AM
Though Roy seems like the kind of guy who accidentally schedule a fishing trip on his wedding day and reschedule the wedding instead of the fishing trip.

The guy who plays Roy played pretty much the same character in "Big Fish" - big fugly lunkhead with girlfriend coveted by the clever chap.

If they follow the same track as Big Fish:

- Roy will beat Jim into a fine paste

- Pam will fire the engagement ring at Roy and marry Jim

- Before he's 30, Roy will have a grabber on the shitter and drop dead


Phyllis: (about Titanic, before the Booze Cruise) Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned.

Michael: Thank you, spoiler… alert.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on February 10, 2006, 06:00:13 PM
John Krasinski (Jim) was on Leno afterwards. I'm pretty sure I caught the whole segment, but they only mentioned the show in passing.  He seemed legitimately entertaining though.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Blee on February 10, 2006, 06:26:29 PM
Quote from: MrSpeed on February 10, 2006, 12:56:11 PM
I don't know if everyone is aware or not, but Dwight has his own MySpace account.

http://www.myspace.com/dwightschrute

Actually, a lot of the Office people have MySpaces...and I'm friends with most of them [which could just mean I'm a loser, but who wouldn't want to friend these people?]. These are maintained by the actual people who play them, whereas I'm pretty sure the Dwight one isn't [well, according to Pam, who once went over who in the cast doesn't keep a MySpace]

http://www.myspace.com/bjnovak 
http://www.myspace.com/pambeesley 
http://www.myspace.com/accountinglady
http://www.myspace.com/roy_theoffice
http://www.myspace.com/kevinmalone
http://www.myspace.com/kateflan
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Czervik on February 15, 2006, 02:02:35 PM
Quote from: Andy on February 10, 2006, 04:29:39 PM
I loved the sight of Phyllis having to "Fireman's Carry" that enormous bear she got from "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration", and the look on Pam's face when Roy figured out she was mad at him for not getting her anything for Valentine's Day and he said, "Valentine's Day's not over. How about I get you home and we have the best sex ever?" Ahh, the look of panic...it never gets old.

Also loved Jim's "No...now while I'm right...here...OK" reaction when the Indian girl asked Ryan out right in front of him.

And as JL already pointed out the "A Michael Scott Joint" at the end of the presentation "movie" was great, as was the inexplicable inclusion of photos of Robin Williams and Steve Martin as Michael's voice yelled "Great Scott" with a British accent.

Also liked the bit where he ran after that woman he thought was Tina Fey as the real Conan O'Brien walked right past him without his noticing.

This is why I'm not ashamed to admit I watch The Office twice every week.

Frickin' Olympics! I hate 'em.

I also loved when Michael scribble some long-division math problem on the chalkboard in the warehouse and said:
"just in case there's anyone in here that doesn't belong.  A little Good Will Hunting action."

Kills me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on February 15, 2006, 06:08:57 PM
If I had missed the episode where Dwight shadowed Oscar all day, this gem might not have sent me flying off my couch.

Upon being asked who was responsible for sending him a Valentines gift --

Oscar:  "...My mom"

::Casually slips note into pocket::
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MDZ on February 16, 2006, 02:01:32 PM
"Women are like wolves.  If you want a wolf, you have to trap it.  You have to snare it.  And then you have to tame it.  Keep it happy.  Care for it.  Feed it.  Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved.  My animal deserves alot of loving."

I'm gonna miss not having Dwight Schrute's wisdom for the next few weeks. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on February 16, 2006, 04:36:10 PM

I know my poor wife is going crazy triing to track down a Dwight Schrute bobblehead doll for me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Blee on February 24, 2006, 09:15:16 PM
Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant are already done with the episode they're supposed to be writing for next season, and Gervais says it's his favorite sitcom at the moment...as well it should be.

http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-rickygervaisoffice,0,3218405.story?coll=zap-news-headlines

There's the link.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tonker on February 27, 2006, 05:20:27 AM
I was determined not to like this, but despite myself I have now... erm... "borrowed" every episode right up-to-date.  It's different from the UK version, and perhaps not quite as challenging but it is much more likeable.  Michael Scott is not just quite so much of an arsehole as David Brent; Dwight is an utter tool but has moments where you're far more sympathetic to him than you ever are to Gareth;  Jim is a lot more in control and heroic as a person than Tim, who's actually a bit of a loser; and so on.

Despite all that, it's very watchable and there are moments of real quality in there.  I do miss the truly horrible scenes of the original, sometimes - there were episodes which were so embarrassing that I had to have my arse cheeks surgically unclenched after watching - but I'm enjoying it very much.  Good work Yank fellas!!  Now alll they have to do is work out when to pull the plug...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on March 02, 2006, 09:34:16 PM
Thank God the Olympics are over.

Tonight's was certainly not the best episode, but, as per usual, it had its moments.  More than once I found myself physically turning my head away from the TV screen it was so painful to watch; mostly during Michael's ridiculous speech. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on March 02, 2006, 09:48:30 PM
I was waiting impatiently for Dwight's speech to bomb, but it was funnier that it actually went over well, making Michael's sound effects even more ridiculous.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on March 02, 2006, 10:03:02 PM
Saleswomen have vaginas.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JL on March 02, 2006, 10:21:59 PM
"I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on March 03, 2006, 08:39:37 AM
"I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't see that you had a hearing aid.  I just thought you had a weird speech...uh..."

An underrated moment was when Pam and Kelly and Ryan were in the break room talking about Pam's wedding when Kelly said: "I can't wait to get married." Then turns to a horrified Ryan and says, "How old do you think you'll be when you get married, Ryan?"

Ryan says, "Really, I don't think I'll ever get married.  Nope."

Kelly bolts out of the room and Pam tells Ryan he should be careful what he says around Kelly because she really likes him.  Ryan stares straight ahead and says, "I know what I said."

You had to love Michael's use of "Good Morning Vietnam!" just hours after Dwight had bombed at it during "toast practice."

Michael: "What's the difference between saleswomen and salesmen?"
Dwight: "A vagina."
Michael: "No, that's...that's science.  It's a joke.  What's the difference between saleswomen and salesmen?"
Dwight: "I don't know.  What is it?"
Michael: "Boobs."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on March 03, 2006, 11:08:58 AM
Quote from: Andy on March 03, 2006, 08:39:37 AM
"I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't see that you had a hearing aid.  I just thought you had a weird speech...uh..."

An underrated moment was when Pam and Kelly and Ryan were in the break room talking about Pam's wedding when Kelly said: "I can't wait to get married." Then turns to a horrified Ryan and says, "How old do you think you'll be when you get married, Ryan?"

Ryan says, "Really, I don't think I'll ever get married.  Nope."

Kelly bolts out of the room and Pam tells Ryan he should be careful what he says around Kelly because she really likes him.  Ryan stares straight ahead and says, "I know what I said."

You had to love Michael's use of "Good Morning Vietnam!" just hours after Dwight had bombed at it during "toast practice."

Michael: "What's the difference between saleswomen and salesmen?"
Dwight: "A vagina."
Michael: "No, that's...that's science.  It's a joke.  What's the difference between saleswomen and salesmen?"
Dwight: "I don't know.  What is it?"
Michael: "Boobs."

Dwight:  But I was right about the vagina, wasn't I?
Michael:  Yes, you were right about that, but not about the joke.


that reminded me of the sexual harassment episode.
Dwight:  Hey, Toby, you said we could come to you with any questions.
Toby:  Yes.
Dwight:  Where's the clitoris?  On a website, it said it was at the crest of the the labia.  What does that mean?  What does the female vagina look like?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Pancho on March 03, 2006, 02:57:23 PM
Yet another great episode last night. For me, the funniest part was when Creed said "hello to all his friends in China" and then pointed at the camera for emphasis. That, or at the beginning when Dwight blindsides Ryan. And Jim's connecting flight to Mordor line was classic, and well delivered.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on March 03, 2006, 03:41:36 PM
My good buddy/stalking victim (same thing, no?) Jenna Fischer was on Conan O'Brien last night.  Her giddy personality is a complete contrast of Pam, but Bob Costas didn't seem to mind.

Quote from: Andy on March 03, 2006, 08:39:37 AM
An underrated moment was when Pam and Kelly and Ryan were in the break room talking about Pam's wedding when Kelly said: "I can't wait to get married."

This was probably the bread winner for me last night.  That and the screamed "blood turns the wheel of history" line.  Oh, and Kevin's suggestion of Hedonism.  His office temperature preference was easily telegraphed, but his reaction to his own line was pretty worthy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on March 03, 2006, 11:07:30 PM
Kevin's a genuine diamond in the rough on that show.  It would seem that his BBC counterpart is Keith,  but he's started to take off on his own.

His whole "I got your back" thing a few weeks ago with Jim vis-a-vis Roy was gold, Jerry.  Particulalry when he proved that he did, indeed have Jim's back by quietly sliding out from behind a shelf, and into focus, after what he thought was a near-confrontation between the two.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Blee on March 06, 2006, 01:30:43 AM
http://www.glarkware.com/securestore/c188252p16758171.2.html

Nifty shirt available this month at Television Without Pity
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on March 06, 2006, 08:24:26 AM

The laugh-out-loud moment this week (for me anyway) was the look Pam gave the camera after Angela wished Dwight good luck
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on March 07, 2006, 05:07:11 PM

Although consecutive posting is pretty weak, it's worth noting that nbc.com currently has an outstanding Dwight montage.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on March 08, 2006, 04:53:11 PM
Tomorrow night's is (according to the Web site) a re-run.  But it's a classic.  The Diversity Day one from last year that was the first truly great episode in the show's American history.

However, Entertainment Weekly says it's not a re-run, but rather the much anticipated (and long rumored) Bring Your Daughter To Work Day episode.  Maybe that's next week?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on March 08, 2006, 05:09:02 PM
The following is an excerpt of a bulletin I received from Brian Baumgartner (Kevin Malone):


This week on THE OFFICE, they are re-showing footage of DIVERSITY DAY, Thursday night at 9:30pm. I am not telling you to watch it if you already have, but I heard a rumor. A totally unsubstantiated rumor. That they are adding some extra footage back in, that was not in the original epsode. And as a side note: it may be my all time favorite footage.

Peace,
Kev
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on March 09, 2006, 09:06:53 PM
I didn't notice anything different, but still, ...

"I think you do, mon."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on March 09, 2006, 10:04:36 PM
Quote from: SD on March 09, 2006, 09:06:53 PM
I didn't notice anything different, but still, ...

"I think you do, mon."

Beat me to it.  That was the line of the night, although there were plenty to choose from.

Kevin (as Italian):  You wanna go to the beach?
Angela (as Jamaica):  No.
Kevin:  You wanna get high?
Angela: No!
Kevin:  I think you do, mon."

Classic.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Augie-O on March 09, 2006, 11:10:20 PM
"If you go, there will only be two left"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on March 17, 2006, 09:52:45 AM
The Office will be open all summer:
http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-officeonlineepisodes,0,4838494.story?coll=zap-tv-headlines

Watched last night's after Illinois-Air Force.  Ryan getting screamed at for supposedly hitting on Stanley's daughter was tremendous.  Michael and Dwight dueting on "Teach Your Children Well" was also tremendous.  I feel bad that I grew up without Fundlebundle, now.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on March 17, 2006, 12:03:42 PM
Angry Stanley may have been one of the best things I've seen in a long time.  "Jeeeasus could come into this room and not help you Ryan".
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on March 17, 2006, 01:01:10 PM
Stanley did get a little jive in his rant. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on March 17, 2006, 01:05:39 PM
Was that a new episode?  I never saw it before, but figured that NBC wouldn't put up first-run programming opposite the NCAA.

And Kelly sure can be pschyobitchfromhell, eh?  Who knew? 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on March 17, 2006, 03:31:42 PM
Ryan: Kelly and I agreed that we're just having fun.  But Kelly's idea of fun is apparently getting married and having babies...immediately.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JL on March 18, 2006, 12:17:49 AM
The alcoholic woman's son calling Dwight, Mr. Poop was hilarious.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on March 20, 2006, 09:31:01 AM

Michael Scott's online name was hee-larious.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JL on March 20, 2006, 09:56:55 AM
Rob Goldberg no longer had any use for it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JL on April 01, 2006, 06:09:51 PM
Wow, that was a sad, pathetic Michael Scott in this episode.  Though the donut scene in the kitchen was funny as hell; like a little kid trying to buy friends with his toys.

The PSA commercials were good also, especially Dwight Schrute's warnings about what to do if you encounter a bear.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on April 01, 2006, 06:13:16 PM
I thought this past week's episode was one of their best.  The secondary characters are really becoming pretty dang funny, especially how they've decided to develop Kelly.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on April 01, 2006, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: JD on April 01, 2006, 06:13:16 PM
I thought this past week's episode was one of their best.  The secondary characters are really becoming pretty dang funny, especially how they've decided to develop Kelly.

That's a good pint.  I like that they're starting to really develop the secondary characters and.


i.e. Dwight-Angela's secret affair
Meredith's alcoholism.  This is also reflected also in her delinquent son.
Kelly proving to be an absolute Trixie of the First Order
Oscar's homosexuality.  Even though he was outed by Dwight (although Dwight didn't know it), they've played it subtlely.  His getting lost in the moment on Thursday while figure skating was pretty funny.

My favorite secondary character by far, thoughy is Kevin.  In fact, he could be my favorite character of the show.  The way he delivers his lines just makes me laugh.  I know Thursday was the exception due to his medical situation, but his delivery just kills me. 

The show seems to really be hitting it's stride.  Which is nice, since a year ago it would not have appeared that it would have a chance to still be around.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on April 01, 2006, 07:19:04 PM
How bout Dwight and Angela talking about "cooking" and being "hungry" in the breakroom in front of Ryan...hilarious. 

"But what if I'm really hungry?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on April 02, 2006, 12:01:51 AM

Can't believe nobody has mentioned the PSAs the cast did. Here they all are:

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sub_122.shtml#main

Pure genius.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on April 02, 2006, 10:42:05 AM
Quote from: JL on April 01, 2006, 06:09:51 PM
The PSA commercials were good also, especially Dwight Schrute's warnings about what to do if you encounter a bear.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on April 02, 2006, 04:09:19 PM

Sorry, I was busy making myself matter...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on April 02, 2006, 06:53:28 PM
Quote from: berserker on April 02, 2006, 04:09:19 PM

Sorry, I was busy making myself matter...

Is that anything like making a difference?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on April 02, 2006, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: berserker on April 02, 2006, 04:09:19 PM

Sorry, I was busy making myself matter...

Well, you haven't shown up in my history book yet, so keep trying.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on April 02, 2006, 08:27:09 PM
Quote from: CPT on April 02, 2006, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: berserker on April 02, 2006, 04:09:19 PM

Sorry, I was busy making myself matter...

Well, you haven't shown up in my history book yet, so keep trying.

Unfortunately, the history books are full of just people who toil and fight for worthy causes and the freedom of others. And you do all that, only for foreigners or women or the disableds to take advantage of it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on April 02, 2006, 11:37:50 PM
Quote from: CPT on April 02, 2006, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: berserker on April 02, 2006, 04:09:19 PM

Sorry, I was busy making myself matter...

Well, you haven't shown up in my history book yet, so keep trying.

Let's see if Zinn writes another one. I'll be in that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: InternetApex on April 04, 2006, 02:09:15 PM
Quote from: berserker on April 02, 2006, 11:37:50 PM
Quote from: CPT on April 02, 2006, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: berserker on April 02, 2006, 04:09:19 PM

Sorry, I was busy making myself matter...

Well, you haven't shown up in my history book yet, so keep trying.

Let's see if Zinn writes another one. I'll be in that.

Give me just a little blurb in Variety and I'll be as happy as a dog with two Peters. That's the epitome of mattering I'm told.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on April 04, 2006, 04:17:14 PM
Quote from: Apex on April 04, 2006, 02:09:15 PM
Quote from: berserker on April 02, 2006, 11:37:50 PM
Quote from: CPT on April 02, 2006, 08:20:49 PM
Quote from: berserker on April 02, 2006, 04:09:19 PM

Sorry, I was busy making myself matter...

Well, you haven't shown up in my history book yet, so keep trying.

Let's see if Zinn writes another one. I'll be in that.

Give me just a little blurb in Variety and I'll be as happy as a dog with two Peters. That's the epitome of mattering I'm told.

Having two peters? That would be steak sauce
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: williams on April 04, 2006, 04:21:44 PM
Quote

Having two peters? That would be steak sauce
Quote

An obscure "How I Met Your Mother" reference?  I'm simultaneously impressed and horrified.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on April 04, 2006, 04:22:18 PM
(http://www.askthebrain.com/pics/983/Steak_Sauce.jpg)

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/emmys/emmy_awards_arrivals_2005_photos/neil_patrick_harris/emmys05g.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on April 04, 2006, 04:22:57 PM
Quote from: williams on April 04, 2006, 04:21:44 PM
Quote

Having two peters? That would be steak sauce
Quote

An obscure "How I Met Your Mother" reference?  I'm simultaneously impressed and horrified.

Its not the first time. Berserker and I have been littering this board with steak saaaaaaauce.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on April 04, 2006, 04:36:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on April 04, 2006, 04:22:57 PM
Quote from: williams on April 04, 2006, 04:21:44 PM
Quote

Having two peters? That would be steak sauce
Quote

An obscure "How I Met Your Mother" reference?  I'm simultaneously impressed and horrified.

Its not the first time. Berserker and I have been littering this board with steak saaaaaaauce.

"Slathering" might be a better word
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on April 04, 2006, 04:42:22 PM
Quote from: berserker on April 04, 2006, 04:36:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on April 04, 2006, 04:22:57 PM
Quote from: williams on April 04, 2006, 04:21:44 PM
Quote

Having two peters? That would be steak sauce
Quote

An obscure "How I Met Your Mother" reference?  I'm simultaneously impressed and horrified.

Its not the first time. Berserker and I have been littering this board with steak saaaaaaauce.

"Slathering" might be a better word

Champ Kind: I would take barbecue sauce and (makes motorboat sound)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on April 04, 2006, 04:49:25 PM
Quote from: williams on April 04, 2006, 04:21:44 PM
Quote

Having two peters? That would be steak sauce
Quote

An obscure "How I Met Your Mother" reference?  I'm simultaneously impressed and horrified.

First of all, let's be real friendly here, okay? My name is JD. Secondly, your days of bombarding this thread with "Your Mother" references instead of "Office" refrerences are over.

Leave the ball, will you, Slaky?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on April 04, 2006, 05:07:03 PM
Quote from: JD on April 01, 2006, 07:19:04 PM
How bout Dwight and Angela talking about "cooking" and being "hungry" in the breakroom in front of Ryan...hilarious. 

"But what if I'm really hungry?"

I'm a little late on this one, but Ryan's 100-yard stare into the camera was outstanding.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on April 06, 2006, 11:33:52 AM
Dwight: "I do not tip people for things I could do myself.  I do not tip a waiter, because I can bring myself food.  I do not tip cab drivers because I can drive myself around in a car.  I did tip my urologist though.  As I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on April 14, 2006, 11:20:57 AM
Figure someone should acknowledge last night's episode.

I thought it was quality.  Painfully excrutiating quality, as has becomes the show's norm.  Poor Kevin getting the "Worst To Follow Out of Bathroom" award.  Pam, because she was drunk, saving Michael's ass where even his normal powers of denial couldn't hide the fact that he was fried.  I loved, too, how Michael not only didn't get the budget for employees approved for the "Dundys", but double-backed all the way to making everyone think their families could come, and thus pissing them off at Chili's when he told him nothing was comped.  Stanley's interaction with Michael after that was classic as well.

Stanley:  Michael, you said we could bring our wives.
Michael:  I did, Stanley.  And where is yours.
Stanley:  This woman right here, whose hand I'm holding.


Or something like that...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on April 14, 2006, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Huey on April 14, 2006, 11:20:57 AM
Figure someone should acknowledge last night's episode.

I thought it was quality.  Painfully excrutiating quality, as has becomes the show's norm.  Poor Kevin getting the "Worst To Follow Out of Bathroom" award.  Pam, because she was drunk, saving Michael's ass where even his normal powers of denial couldn't hide the fact that he was fried.  I loved, too, how Michael not only didn't get the budget for employees approved for the "Dundys", but double-backed all the way to making everyone think their families could come, and thus pissing them off at Chili's when he told him nothing was comped.  Stanley's interaction with Michael after that was classic as well.

Stanley:  Michael, you said we could bring our wives.
Michael:  I did, Stanley.  And where is yours.
Stanley:  This woman right here, whose hand I'm holding.


Or something like that...

Well...it was a rerun Huey.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on April 14, 2006, 11:50:01 AM
Ummm, 

--slowly steps backward out of the room--

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on April 14, 2006, 12:05:47 PM
well it was new to me. here's what I thought....it was funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on April 14, 2006, 01:34:34 PM
I had never seen it myself.  Made for some worthwhile viewing, especially since I had/have no clue as to what NBC is doing with the time slots (didn't it get bumped last week for that gawd-awful Teachers?  What a dog of a pilot that was).

Anyone else catch BJ Novak's commercial for one of those NBC The More You Know (wrong?) spots?  Don't ever record yourself having sex?

Don't ever record yourself having sex?  Discuss.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on April 14, 2006, 02:11:26 PM
Quote from: SD on April 14, 2006, 01:34:34 PM
I had never seen it myself.  Made for some worthwhile viewing, especially since I had/have no clue as to what NBC is doing with the time slots (didn't it get bumped last week for that gawd-awful Teachers?  What a dog of a pilot that was).

Anyone else catch BJ Novak's commercial for one of those NBC The More You Know (wrong?) spots?  Don't ever record yourself having sex?

Don't ever record yourself having sex?  Discuss.

I disagree, its great material for when you break up. Just dont DISTRIBUTE it. Or tell anyone. Or forget about it and then get a new computer and throw it away.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on April 14, 2006, 02:13:12 PM
Quote from: berserker on April 02, 2006, 12:01:51 AM

Can't believe nobody has mentioned the PSAs the cast did. Here they all are:

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sub_122.shtml#main

Pure genius.

All the PSAs are here. They're really great, esp. the ones with Dwight.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: cubbiebluestew on April 14, 2006, 05:08:54 PM
I have to dissent.  For me the Office, while capable of some quirky gems, is mostly a one-trick pony.  I get it that he is a self-deluding putz and that no one respects him.  What else can you tell me?  It is on opposite CSI (the good one with William Peterson, not the one with "pain in the butt Caruso")  so much of the audience that "Earl" might have in the first half of the hour is drawn away by people who choose to watch CSI. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on April 14, 2006, 05:55:27 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on April 14, 2006, 05:08:54 PM
I have to dissent.  For me the Office, while capable of some quirky gems, is mostly a one-trick pony.  I get it that he is a self-deluding putz and that no one respects him.  What else can you tell me?  It is on opposite CSI (the good one with William Peterson, not the one with "pain in the butt Caruso")  so much of the audience that "Earl" might have in the first half of the hour is drawn away by people who choose to watch CSI. 

Actually, the show has gotten better as the other cast members' personas have been developed. It is a pony with many tricks.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on April 14, 2006, 06:28:55 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on April 14, 2006, 05:08:54 PM
I have to dissent.  For me the Office, while capable of some quirky gems, is mostly a one-trick pony.

Just for clarifcation, would a one-trick pony also be a poster who repeatedly pretends to ramble like Abe Simpson?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on April 14, 2006, 07:01:13 PM
Quote from: TG on April 14, 2006, 06:28:55 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on April 14, 2006, 05:08:54 PM
I have to dissent.  For me the Office, while capable of some quirky gems, is mostly a one-trick pony.

Just for clarifcation, would a one-trick pony also be a poster who repeatedly pretends to ramble like Abe Simpson?

Stew also provides us with a useful weekly movie review, as well as numerous anecdotes from his formative years as a Chinese railroad worker in the old west.

So sit on it, Potsie.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on April 14, 2006, 07:04:02 PM

Anyone has a problem with Stew has a problem with me, capiche?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on April 14, 2006, 11:15:18 PM
You know, I realized after a little while that previous comment sounded much more harsh than I intended.  My bad, Stew.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: cubbiebluestew on April 14, 2006, 11:50:56 PM
Quote from: TG on April 14, 2006, 06:28:55 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on April 14, 2006, 05:08:54 PM
I have to dissent.  For me the Office, while capable of some quirky gems, is mostly a one-trick pony.

Just for clarifcation, would a one-trick pony also be a poster who repeatedly pretends to ramble like Abe Simpson?

Who is pretending?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: cubbiebluestew on April 15, 2006, 11:05:27 AM
Quote from: TG on April 14, 2006, 11:15:18 PM
You know, I realized after a little while that previous comment sounded much more harsh than I intended.  My bad, Stew.

Don't worry about it.  Actually, I thought it was a pretty good shot.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JL on April 20, 2006, 10:49:21 AM
Dwight bobbleheads on sale - http://www.dwightbobbleheads.com/Preorder.aspx

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on April 20, 2006, 02:20:23 PM
noted, and ordered.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: luclax15 on April 21, 2006, 11:00:41 AM
i know last night was a rerun, but i think this intro is the funniest one i've seen.

"wash your hands, kevin."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on April 21, 2006, 05:13:04 PM
Now I'll have a reason to run to the mailbox all next week.

"The Wilkes-Barre branch is working overtime to get their reports in to avoid downsizing.  We're taking an extra hour for lunch to go watch Dwight and Michael fight."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on April 21, 2006, 05:50:00 PM
Nothing like Jim snapping his fingers all 'West Side Story" style while following the two to the dojo.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on April 28, 2006, 04:06:28 PM
So was it another rerun last night?

Pretty funny how they revealed that Ryan was the doper.  Classic episode, IMO.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on April 28, 2006, 05:08:40 PM
I liked Dwight's left-handed salute at the end. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on April 29, 2006, 10:47:06 AM
Quote from: Huey on April 28, 2006, 04:06:28 PM
So was it another rerun last night?

Pretty funny how they revealed that Ryan was the doper.  Classic episode, IMO.

You got lucky Huey and caught a new one. It was fantastic as always. The comment by Jim at the end about not understanding what Dwight gets out of his relationship was priceless. Especially as they show Jim and Pam yucking it up in the break room.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on May 05, 2006, 07:30:40 AM
The Dwight Fart Schrute ID badge in last night's episode was classic.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on May 05, 2006, 08:55:54 AM
I loved the list of grievances that Dwight has filed about Jim.

"Everyone called me Duane all day, I think Jim paid them."
Jim: Yeah, $5 each.  It was totally worth it.

"Everytime I typed my name into the computer today it changed to Diaper."
Jim: That's actually a very simple macro.

"Hit myself in the head with my phone."
Jim: Oh, that took a while.  I stuffed nickels in the handset until he got used to the added weight, then took them all out."

"It feels like my desk moved two feet to the right."
Jim: Yeah, every time he got up to go the bathroom I moved it a couple inches.  It's pretty much all I did that day.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 05, 2006, 09:52:01 AM
Quote from: Andy on May 05, 2006, 08:55:54 AM
I loved the list of grievances that Dwight has filed about Jim.

"Everyone called me Duane all day, I think Jim paid them."
Jim: Yeah, $5 each.  It was totally worth it.

"Everytime I typed my name into the computer today it changed to Diaper."
Jim: That's actually a very simple macro.

"Hit myself in the head with my phone."
Jim: Oh, that took a while.  I stuffed nickels in the handset until he got used to the added weight, then took them all out."

"It feels like my desk moved two feet to the right."
Jim: Yeah, every time he got up to go the bathroom I moved it a couple inches.  It's pretty much all I did that day.

"What's that on your face?  Is that a disguise?"

Great episode
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on May 05, 2006, 09:53:54 AM
Quote from: JD on May 05, 2006, 09:52:01 AM
Quote from: Andy on May 05, 2006, 08:55:54 AM
I loved the list of grievances that Dwight has filed about Jim.

"Everyone called me Duane all day, I think Jim paid them."
Jim: Yeah, $5 each.  It was totally worth it.

"Everytime I typed my name into the computer today it changed to Diaper."
Jim: That's actually a very simple macro.

"Hit myself in the head with my phone."
Jim: Oh, that took a while.  I stuffed nickels in the handset until he got used to the added weight, then took them all out."

"It feels like my desk moved two feet to the right."
Jim: Yeah, every time he got up to go the bathroom I moved it a couple inches.  It's pretty much all I did that day.

"What's that on your face?  Is that a disguise?"

Great episode

"Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on May 05, 2006, 04:45:59 PM
I liked it when Pam called Dwight "Bobblehead Joe."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on May 05, 2006, 06:17:16 PM
So as a relative newbie to The Office (I've only seen 3-4 episodes), which ones do I want to make a point of downloading on iTunes?  I mean, for just $1.99 each, I can't afford not to download at least a few, right?

I've seen the Dundies one, the diversity episode and the one where someone leaves a "package" in Michael's office.

What are the other classics?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: williams on May 09, 2006, 08:50:19 AM
Quote from: TG on May 05, 2006, 06:17:16 PM
So as a relative newbie to The Office (I've only seen 3-4 episodes), which ones do I want to make a point of downloading on iTunes?  I mean, for just $1.99 each, I can't afford not to download at least a few, right?

I've seen the Dundies one, the diversity episode and the one where someone leaves a "package" in Michael's office.

What are the other classics?

Last week's episode ("Conflict Resolution") was one of my favorites.  And from season one, "Basketball".

Actually, season 1 on DVD isn't that much since there's only 6 episodes.  Highly recommended.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on May 09, 2006, 10:49:06 AM
They're all gold.  You literally can't go wrong with any episode they've made so far.

Steve Carrell wrote the season finale coming up on Thursday.  It's funny that they've "supersized" it to 40 minutes, because on the season one DVD they have plenty of good stuff deleted from each episode to get it down to the 30 minute format (which is, like 21 minutes after commercials and the opening credits).
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on May 09, 2006, 10:51:52 AM

I absolutely loved the NY episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on May 11, 2006, 10:42:38 PM
Holy crap, that was fucking outstanding tonight. Someone else had to have seen this.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on May 11, 2006, 10:43:55 PM
I like to steal stuff.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on May 11, 2006, 10:45:57 PM
Quote from: CPT on May 11, 2006, 10:43:55 PM
I like to steal stuff.

Kevin might be my favorite. The WSoP Bracelet?? Thats comedy.

But, I'm a sap and I will admit it, even at the risk of being called gay by Fork, that the Jim and Pam thing was one of the biggest TV highlights in the last umpteen years for me. That was incredible.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on May 11, 2006, 11:13:13 PM
me too, and I also hope someday we can all joke about AIDS
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on May 11, 2006, 11:16:37 PM
I hate what it is about Jim Hendry that makes him do what he does.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on May 11, 2006, 11:22:58 PM
I'm going to drop a deuce on everyone.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 11, 2006, 11:37:06 PM
If NBC had just ONE more good sitcom, then they could supersize "Earl" and "the Office" every week.  I vote for "Scrubs" if it doesn't get canceled.  40 minutes each week of those sitcoms would go down super-smooth.  I'm talkin Mach 5, man.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on May 11, 2006, 11:49:38 PM
Quote from: JD on May 11, 2006, 11:37:06 PM
If NBC had just ONE more good sitcom, then they could supersize "Earl" and "the Office" every week.  I vote for "Scrubs" if it doesn't get canceled.  40 minutes each week of those sitcoms would go down super-smooth.  I'm talkin Mach 5, man.

Steak sauce.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on May 12, 2006, 12:39:34 AM
Quote from: Huey on May 11, 2006, 11:16:37 PM
I hate what it is about Jim Hendry that makes him do what he does.



Dinkin Flicka man, Dinkin Flicka
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on May 12, 2006, 07:03:58 AM
This is my grandfather's tux. He was buried in it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on May 12, 2006, 09:16:14 AM
Quote from: Slaky311 on May 11, 2006, 10:45:57 PM
Quote from: CPT on May 11, 2006, 10:43:55 PM
I like to steal stuff.

Kevin might be my favorite. The WSoP Bracelet?? Thats comedy.


The drummer as lead singer needs to come back.  Scrantonicity rocks.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on May 12, 2006, 11:59:44 AM
Quote from: CPT on May 12, 2006, 09:16:14 AM
Quote from: Slaky311 on May 11, 2006, 10:45:57 PM
Quote from: CPT on May 11, 2006, 10:43:55 PM
I like to steal stuff.

Kevin might be my favorite. The WSoP Bracelet?? Thats comedy.


The drummer as lead singer needs to come back.  Scrantonicity rocks.

Gotta love poor Kevin's low self-esteem.  He went All In with 3 Queens and Phyllis beat him with a straight she didn't even know she had ("I've got an Ace").  Afterwards, Kevin was beating himself up, even though he lost on a fluke.  He's definitely my favorite character.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on May 12, 2006, 12:02:03 PM
Quote from: Huey on May 12, 2006, 11:59:44 AM
Quote from: CPT on May 12, 2006, 09:16:14 AM
Quote from: Slaky311 on May 11, 2006, 10:45:57 PM
Quote from: CPT on May 11, 2006, 10:43:55 PM
I like to steal stuff.

Kevin might be my favorite. The WSoP Bracelet?? Thats comedy.


The drummer as lead singer needs to come back.  Scrantonicity rocks.

Gotta love poor Kevin's low self-esteem.  He went All In with 3 Queens and Phyllis beat him with a straight she didn't even know she had ("I've got an Ace").  Afterwards, Kevin was beating himself up, even though he lost on a fluke.  He's definitely my favorite character.

That happened to me in a big tournament (home game) when some douchefilet's girlfriend went all in and didn't even know what she had. Then proceeded to yip and OHMYGOOOOOODDDDDDD for like 10 minutes. It is embarrassing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on May 12, 2006, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on May 11, 2006, 10:45:57 PM
But, I'm a sap and I will admit it, even at the risk of being called gay by Fork, that the Jim and Pam thing was one of the biggest TV highlights in the last umpteen years for me. That was incredible.

I have to disagree here.  I think they have changed the entire genetic makeup for the show and it can never be put back.  Sure I wanted Jim and Pam together, but I could have waited another 4 seasons. 

I look at a show like Cheers, and how they drew out Sam and Diane's relationship for the better part of 6 seasons.  The lack of complication that comes from a relationship from your main love story leaves the show funny and light hearted.  Hell, even the chimps who wrote Friends had the good sense to have Ross and Rachel wait a couple years before putting them together.  Jim and Pam's kiss was irresponsibly impatient.

So much of this show is built around subtlety.  I have the highest of respect for the writers of the Office, as they currently churn out the best show on television every week.  However, this time the writers went the way of the cookie cutter sitcom and brought the audience a convienient, unoriginal resolution far before one was necessary.  I had come to expect more from this show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on May 12, 2006, 12:36:28 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 12, 2006, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on May 11, 2006, 10:45:57 PM
But, I'm a sap and I will admit it, even at the risk of being called gay by Fork, that the Jim and Pam thing was one of the biggest TV highlights in the last umpteen years for me. That was incredible.

I have to disagree here.  I think they have changed the entire genetic makeup for the show and it can never be put back.  Sure I wanted Jim and Pam together, but I could have waited another 4 seasons. 

I look at a show like Cheers, and how they drew out Sam and Diane's relationship for the better part of 6 seasons.  The lack of complication that comes from a relationship from your main love story leaves the show funny and light hearted.  Hell, even the chimps who wrote Friends had the good sense to have Ross and Rachel wait a couple years before putting them together.  Jim and Pam's kiss was irresponsibly impatient.

So much of this show is built around subtlety.  I have the highest of respect for the writers of the Office, as they currently churn out the best show on television every week.  However, this time the writers went the way of the cookie cutter sitcom and brought the audience a convienient, unoriginal resolution far before one was necessary.  I had come to expect more from this show.

I knew a lot of people, especially here, would be turned off by that. And thats ok. But to say thats a convenient little ending is so off base. Think about all the shit that moment is going to drudge up. There way too many ways to go with that. All we know is that Pam and Jim kissed and Pam is seriously questioning her marriage plans. We have no idea what happens next. Thats the way I'm choosing to look at it anyway.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on May 12, 2006, 01:09:32 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 12, 2006, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on May 11, 2006, 10:45:57 PM
But, I'm a sap and I will admit it, even at the risk of being called gay by Fork, that the Jim and Pam thing was one of the biggest TV highlights in the last umpteen years for me. That was incredible.

I have to disagree here.  I think they have changed the entire genetic makeup for the show and it can never be put back.  Sure I wanted Jim and Pam together, but I could have waited another 4 seasons. 

I look at a show like Cheers, and how they drew out Sam and Diane's relationship for the better part of 6 seasons.  The lack of complication that comes from a relationship from your main love story leaves the show funny and light hearted.  Hell, even the chimps who wrote Friends had the good sense to have Ross and Rachel wait a couple years before putting them together.  Jim and Pam's kiss was irresponsibly impatient.

So much of this show is built around subtlety.  I have the highest of respect for the writers of the Office, as they currently churn out the best show on television every week.  However, this time the writers went the way of the cookie cutter sitcom and brought the audience a convienient, unoriginal resolution far before one was necessary.  I had come to expect more from this show.

We'll see how the writers handle it next season.  Anyway, they had me fooled.  I was pretty damn sure that Jim was going to end up sleeping with the chick who drove up from corporate to be Michael's 2nd date.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on May 12, 2006, 01:39:19 PM
Quote from: CPT on May 12, 2006, 01:09:32 PM

We'll see how the writers handle it next season.  Anyway, they had me fooled.  I was pretty damn sure that Jim was going to end up sleeping with the chick who drove up from corporate to be Michael's 2nd date.

I also expected Jim to tell Pam he was transferring there at the end.  Didn't really see the love confession coming.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on May 12, 2006, 01:49:02 PM
Quote from: TG on May 12, 2006, 01:39:19 PM
Quote from: CPT on May 12, 2006, 01:09:32 PM

We'll see how the writers handle it next season.  Anyway, they had me fooled.  I was pretty damn sure that Jim was going to end up sleeping with the chick who drove up from corporate to be Michael's 2nd date.

I also expected Jim to tell Pam he was transferring there at the end.  Didn't really see the love confession coming.

Totally agreed, I also though Jim and Jan were gonna get it on. I think they had almost all of us fooled. Did not see it coming at all, which is why I thought it was so grea.t
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on May 12, 2006, 01:51:20 PM
Quote from: TG on May 12, 2006, 01:39:19 PM
Quote from: CPT on May 12, 2006, 01:09:32 PM

We'll see how the writers handle it next season.  Anyway, they had me fooled.  I was pretty damn sure that Jim was going to end up sleeping with the chick who drove up from corporate to be Michael's 2nd date.

I also expected Jim to tell Pam he was transferring there at the end.  Didn't really see the love confession coming.

So did I.

I disagree about the show going sour now as a result.  While I agree with how it went down on "Cheers" you were also dealing with the two main characters.  Jim's character is certainly central, but I think the show will do just fine if he shows up next year in Wilkes-Barre.  Just bring in some other character that's the closest thing to Jim's normalcy (as well as serving as Dwight's foil) and roll with it.  You can do without the Pamcrush storyline.  It was well done, but not the reason I kept watching.  The best part of the show is how they slowly developed the entire ensemble.  I'm looking forward ot more Creed, more Oscar, more Kevin, more Angela etc.  It's almost "Simponsesque" how they have been able to develop former background characters.  

I think the show's got a lot of life.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on May 12, 2006, 02:16:24 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on May 12, 2006, 01:49:02 PM
Quote from: TG on May 12, 2006, 01:39:19 PM
Quote from: CPT on May 12, 2006, 01:09:32 PM

We'll see how the writers handle it next season.  Anyway, they had me fooled.  I was pretty damn sure that Jim was going to end up sleeping with the chick who drove up from corporate to be Michael's 2nd date.

I also expected Jim to tell Pam he was transferring there at the end.  Didn't really see the love confession coming.

Totally agreed, I also though Jim and Jan were gonna get it on. I think they had almost all of us fooled. Did not see it coming at all, which is why I thought it was so grea.t

I was in the same boat as the rest of you folks.  I thought Jan was making the booty call.

I think they shot the wad too early.  But, as with anytime the wad is shot, it felt so, so good.  Doesn't matter if it felt right or not.  I would have put it off for a few more seasons, but we'll see where it goes.  It isn't like they're bone dry for material now. 

Being a bit of a poker aficionado, I totally felt Kevin's pain after losing to Phyllis.  Not so much because of the hand, but because of the comment.  "I got all the clovers!"  or thereabouts.  That's a swifty to the softies.  Either way, Kevin was the real winner of the night.  The production values of that video = priceless.  Tell me, who wouldn't want an avatar/pic of Kevin with the '80s video coloring in mid-lyric?

Oh, yeah, I guess you could call Jim the winner.  I especially liked Michael's lead up to the final scene.  I was thinking Michael's scene was going to cap it.  Then, cut to dimmed office, and the rest, they say, is history.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on May 12, 2006, 02:19:04 PM
Quote from: SD on May 12, 2006, 02:16:24 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on May 12, 2006, 01:49:02 PM
Quote from: TG on May 12, 2006, 01:39:19 PM
Quote from: CPT on May 12, 2006, 01:09:32 PM

We'll see how the writers handle it next season.  Anyway, they had me fooled.  I was pretty damn sure that Jim was going to end up sleeping with the chick who drove up from corporate to be Michael's 2nd date.

I also expected Jim to tell Pam he was transferring there at the end.  Didn't really see the love confession coming.

Totally agreed, I also though Jim and Jan were gonna get it on. I think they had almost all of us fooled. Did not see it coming at all, which is why I thought it was so grea.t

I was in the same boat as the rest of you folks.  I thought Jan was making the booty call.

I think they shot the wad too early.  But, as with anytime the wad is shot, it felt so, so good.  Doesn't matter if it felt right or not.  I would have put it off for a few more seasons, but we'll see where it goes.  It isn't like they're bone dry for material now. 

Being a bit of a poker aficionado, I totally felt Kevin's pain after losing to Phyllis.  Not so much because of the hand, but because of the comment.  "I got all the clovers!"  or thereabouts.  That's a swifty to the softies.  Either way, Kevin was the real winner of the night.  The production values of that video = priceless.  Tell me, who wouldn't want an avatar/pic of Kevin with the '80s video coloring in mid-lyric?

Oh, yeah, I guess you could call Jim the winner.  I especially liked Michael's lead up to the final scene.  I was thinking Michael's scene was going to cap it.  Then, cut to dimmed office, and the rest, they say, is history.

I really can't complain. The whole thing was brillant, and made my night.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on May 12, 2006, 02:25:24 PM
Quote from: SD on May 12, 2006, 02:16:24 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on May 12, 2006, 01:49:02 PM
Quote from: TG on May 12, 2006, 01:39:19 PM
Quote from: CPT on May 12, 2006, 01:09:32 PM

We'll see how the writers handle it next season.  Anyway, they had me fooled.  I was pretty damn sure that Jim was going to end up sleeping with the chick who drove up from corporate to be Michael's 2nd date.

I also expected Jim to tell Pam he was transferring there at the end.  Didn't really see the love confession coming.

Totally agreed, I also though Jim and Jan were gonna get it on. I think they had almost all of us fooled. Did not see it coming at all, which is why I thought it was so grea.t

I was in the same boat as the rest of you folks.  I thought Jan was making the booty call.

I think they shot the wad too early.  But, as with anytime the wad is shot, it felt so, so good.  Doesn't matter if it felt right or not.  I would have put it off for a few more seasons, but we'll see where it goes.  It isn't like they're bone dry for material now. 

Being a bit of a poker aficionado, I totally felt Kevin's pain after losing to Phyllis.  Not so much because of the hand, but because of the comment.  "I got all the clovers!"  or thereabouts.  That's a swifty to the softies.  Either way, Kevin was the real winner of the night.  The production values of that video = priceless.  Tell me, who wouldn't want an avatar/pic of Kevin with the '80s video coloring in mid-lyric?

Oh, yeah, I guess you could call Jim the winner.  I especially liked Michael's lead up to the final scene.   I was thinking Michael's scene was going to cap it.  Then, cut to dimmed office, and the rest, they say, is history.

What makes that line even better is that Steve Carrell (Michael) wrote this episode.  And count me in with those surprised... may have been the biggest surprise on TV since Tony got shot in the first season of the Sapranos
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on May 12, 2006, 02:26:10 PM
What's the name of the older guy who steals stuff?  He's definitely got the makings of a Simpsonsesque background character.

I've never owned a refrigerator before.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky311 on May 12, 2006, 02:45:23 PM
Quote from: CPT on May 12, 2006, 02:26:10 PM
What's the name of the older guy who steals stuff?  He's definitely got the makings of a Simpsonsesque background character.

I've never owned a refrigerator before.
That is Creed. He is awesome. When he grows those beans in his desk and they smell like death? Phenomenal.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on May 12, 2006, 03:10:45 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on May 12, 2006, 02:45:23 PM
Quote from: CPT on May 12, 2006, 02:26:10 PM
What's the name of the older guy who steals stuff?  He's definitely got the makings of a Simpsonsesque background character.

I've never owned a refrigerator before.
That is Creed. He is awesome. When he grows those beans in his desk and they smell like death? Phenomenal.

I liked when he identified the weed by breed
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MDZ on May 13, 2006, 03:22:20 PM
I see Jim transferring for an episode or so, then his branch being downsized so he's forced to come back to Scranton.  Ricky G still has some creative control, and he's definitely a fan of awkward situations so next season seems promising.  Also, they're having webisodes over the summer featuring the background characters like Kevin, Creed, Oscar and Angela.  Also, I loved Dwight thinking he had a tell on Jim.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 13, 2006, 05:07:12 PM
Quote from: MDZ on May 13, 2006, 03:22:20 PM
I see Jim transferring for an episode or so, then his branch being downsized so he's forced to come back to Scranton.  Ricky G still has some creative control, and he's definitely a fan of awkward situations so next season seems promising.  Also, they're having webisodes over the summer featuring the background characters like Kevin, Creed, Oscar and Angela.  Also, I loved Dwight thinking he had a tell on Jim.

"I don't know. It's weird.  Everytime I cough---Dwight folds."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JL on May 13, 2006, 07:18:57 PM
Michael talking about giving to charity and wrapping it up by saying "I'm a philanderer".
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on May 14, 2006, 07:17:57 AM

Michael's whole "Caberet" thing at the beginning of the Casino night? Steak sauce!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on May 15, 2006, 08:45:26 AM
I think they had to do something with Jim and Pam before the end of the season.  They painted it into a corner the night they had the Booze Cruise and Roy finally set a date for the wedding.  Until then, they could make jokes about how long Roy and Pam had been engaged, and Jim could half-assedly date other women (especially Amy Adams).  But once they set a date then something had to happen.  I'm glad they finally got it out of the way.

It sets up all kinds of awkwardness for next season, which is exactly what this show thrives on.

I had something on Thursday night and had to wait and watch it on TiVo late that night.  My girlfriend had already called me in between and given up the ending.  Though she didn't think she did.  All she said was..."Have you watched The Office yet?  Oh, I won't spoil it for you, but the ending is GREAT!"  Gee...what could that have meant.

My only doubt was when Jim and Jan were sitting on the car.  But I had that "the ending is GREAT!" running through my mind, so I knew it was going to end with Jim finally saying something to Pam.

Toby: "I don't even play poker.  But taking all of Michael's chips?  That felt really good.  I'm going to chase that feeling."

Kevin: "We don't get many gigs.  Or play in front of people, ever.  We really need Pam's wedding."

Kevin's going to be crushed when the wedding gets called off.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on May 22, 2006, 03:37:04 PM

My Dwight bobblehead came this weekend - all I need now is a desk to place it upon.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on May 23, 2006, 08:14:47 AM
"Looks like I've got a pair of queens.  I'm gonna drop a deuce on them."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on May 23, 2006, 01:29:47 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 23, 2006, 08:14:47 AM
"Looks like I've got a pair of queens.  I'm gonna drop a deuce on them everyone."

Are the constant misquotes just to see if anyone is paying attention?

And Gob frequently made huge mistakes, not terrible mistakes.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on May 23, 2006, 01:48:37 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 23, 2006, 01:29:47 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 23, 2006, 08:14:47 AM
"Looks like I've got a pair of queens.  I'm gonna drop a deuce on them everyone."

Are the constant misquotes just to see if anyone is paying attention?

And Gob frequently made huge mistakes, not terrible mistakes.

I guess it's "Pick on Andy" week here at Desipio.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Shooter on May 23, 2006, 01:54:54 PM
The misquotes are Mike North's fault.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on May 24, 2006, 10:54:06 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 12, 2006, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on May 11, 2006, 10:45:57 PM
But, I'm a sap and I will admit it, even at the risk of being called gay by Fork, that the Jim and Pam thing was one of the biggest TV highlights in the last umpteen years for me. That was incredible.

I have to disagree here.  I think they have changed the entire genetic makeup for the show and it can never be put back.  Sure I wanted Jim and Pam together, but I could have waited another 4 seasons. 

I look at a show like Cheers, and how they drew out Sam and Diane's relationship for the better part of 6 seasons.  The lack of complication that comes from a relationship from your main love story leaves the show funny and light hearted.  Hell, even the chimps who wrote Friends had the good sense to have Ross and Rachel wait a couple years before putting them together.  Jim and Pam's kiss was irresponsibly impatient.

So much of this show is built around subtlety.  I have the highest of respect for the writers of the Office, as they currently churn out the best show on television every week.  However, this time the writers went the way of the cookie cutter sitcom and brought the audience a convienient, unoriginal resolution far before one was necessary.  I had come to expect more from this show.

I have to agree with Ivy.  I was originally a David Brent snob who has very much warmed up to the American version of The Office, but I think the BBC did it right when the kiss between Dawn (Pam) and Tim (Jim) basically ended the series.  Of course, the BBC version had a very short run, so the kiss came at around the same time as Pam and Jim's.  I just think that the most compelling story is between Pam and Jim, and they certainly can't un-kiss now.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 25, 2006, 06:23:51 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 23, 2006, 08:14:47 AM
"Looks like I've got a pair of queens.  I'm gonna drop a deuce on everyone."

Lately, I've been saying this before I head to the bathroom.  I've found that it gets at least a chuckle even from people that don't watch "The Office."  I'm starting to be able to say it without starting to laugh at the end.  I'd suggest practicing in a mirror if you decide to start using it.  It's harder than you think. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on July 19, 2006, 12:28:12 PM

BTW, the summer webisodes went up on nbc.com last week, and they're putting up 2 new ones each Thursday until all 10 are up.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: cubbiebluestew on July 19, 2006, 05:28:13 PM
Berserker, about that avatar.  What in the world is that woman doing to that poor guy?  Did he have a rib left unbroken?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: berserker on July 20, 2006, 12:38:05 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on July 19, 2006, 05:28:13 PM
Berserker, about that avatar.  What in the world is that woman doing to that poor guy?  Did he have a rib left unbroken?

That's one helluva box spring, I'll tell ya that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on August 18, 2006, 05:01:32 AM
This is one of the funniest things I've seen tonight:

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1704331/

It reminds of Dwight's speech to his fellow salesmen ... women.

It also reminds of the Burroughs cut-up technique -- is using those words in, y'know, the right order?  And the random baby crying and train whistle blowing just add to this oddity.  Well worth a watch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on August 23, 2006, 12:42:25 PM
All right, just ran across this.  I'm a huge sap, so it got me excited for the new season.  If you're not into the Jim/Pam saga, don't bother:

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sub_37.shtml
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: williams on August 23, 2006, 01:52:42 PM
Quote from: KD on August 18, 2006, 05:01:32 AM
This is one of the funniest things I've seen tonight:

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1704331/

It reminds of Dwight's speech to his fellow salesmen ... women.

It also reminds of the Burroughs cut-up technique -- is using those words in, y'know, the right order?  And the random baby crying and train whistle blowing just add to this oddity.  Well worth a watch.

Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on August 23, 2006, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: TG on August 23, 2006, 12:42:25 PM
All right, just ran across this.  I'm a huge sap, so it got me excited for the new season.  If you're not into the Jim/Pam saga, don't bother:

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sub_37.shtml

Ditto, really enjoyed that clip.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on August 23, 2006, 03:37:19 PM
Quote from: The Slak on August 23, 2006, 01:57:04 PM
Quote from: TG on August 23, 2006, 12:42:25 PM
All right, just ran across this.  I'm a huge sap, so it got me excited for the new season.  If you're not into the Jim/Pam saga, don't bother:

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sub_37.shtml

Ditto, really enjoyed that clip.

Just noticed the avatar, Slak.  Rad.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on August 23, 2006, 03:55:06 PM
Awww, I'm a sucker for romance.

Has anyone watched the web shorts they were supposed to do? Any good?

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on August 23, 2006, 03:56:52 PM
Quote from: butthead on August 23, 2006, 03:55:06 PM
Awww, I'm a sucker for romance.

Has anyone watched the web shorts they were supposed to do? Any good?



They're not very funny.  They focus mostly on the supporting cast, who are secondary characters for a reason.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on September 21, 2006, 05:10:47 PM
Season premiere tonight!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on September 21, 2006, 05:24:13 PM
Can't wait.  The season starts now, so it's September and we're three months past the Roy-Pam wedding date.  So it's obvious that those two called it off because how could you miss out on a chance to do an episode of Michael and Dwight turned loose at a wedding reception?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on September 21, 2006, 07:06:24 PM
Quote from: Andy on September 21, 2006, 05:24:13 PM
Can't wait.  The season starts now, so it's September and we're three months past the Roy-Pam wedding date.  So it's obvious that those two called it off because how could you miss out on a chance to do an episode of Michael and Dwight turned loose at a wedding reception?

So no gig for Scrantonicity?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on September 21, 2006, 08:03:07 PM
The conference room scene was absolutely hysterical.  The looks on people's faces ... wow.  Just great.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on September 21, 2006, 08:05:08 PM
Additionally:

Michael: I watch Queer as Fuck
Jan: That's not what it's called
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on September 21, 2006, 08:06:07 PM
Yeah, I was pretty neutral on the episode until they got in the conference room.  

CREED!  That guy is awesome.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on September 21, 2006, 08:42:11 PM
Wow.  Tear-inducing funny, with heaps of excuses to lay off the great-but-potentially-series-killing Pam/Jim thing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on September 21, 2006, 10:38:06 PM
Quote from: KD on September 21, 2006, 08:42:11 PM
Wow.  Tear-inducing funny, with heaps of excuses to lay off the great-but-potentially-series-killing Pam/Jim thing.

They did a nice job on this in the first episode. Basically almost nothing. Perfect.

And I was howling at the TV tonight. Dogs were woken up in my hood.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on September 22, 2006, 12:48:01 AM
Great way to handle the Pam/Jim thing, but they will eventually have to address it, hopefully without turning the show into a soap opera.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on September 22, 2006, 07:19:35 AM
The gaydar Jim sent Dwight at the end was hilarious.

"Hey, it works"

"Oh, no"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on September 22, 2006, 07:30:14 AM
I like how they pointed in Wilkes-Barre (I think that's where the other DunderMif locale is) that they always have to go through some sort of corporate-sponsored info sessions/sensitivity training thanks to the people in Scranton.

And Pam's ex-fiancee's mugshot for the DUI?  Hysterical.   

This is the funniest show on television right now.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on September 22, 2006, 09:00:43 AM
The co-workers response to the calculator in the jello mold trick was fabulous.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Yellon on September 22, 2006, 09:24:00 AM
Quote from: TG on September 21, 2006, 08:05:08 PM
Additionally:

Michael: I watch Queer as f@#$
Jan: That's not what it's called

I came really close to spraying my keyboard with Coke at that point.  And again when Michael said that gay porn "is, really, quite beautiful."   Fucking hilarious.  I can't wait for next Thursday.

Also, was Ed Helms (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1159180/) the "Big Tuna" guy?  He's not listed on the show's credits, but I could've sworn it was him. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on September 22, 2006, 09:41:28 AM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on September 22, 2006, 09:24:00 AM
Quote from: TG on September 21, 2006, 08:05:08 PM
Additionally:

Michael: I watch Queer as f@#$
Jan: That's not what it's called

I came really close to spraying my keyboard with Coke at that point.  And again when Michael said that gay porn "is, really, quite beautiful."   f@#$ing hilarious.  I can't wait for next Thursday.

Also, was Ed Helms (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1159180/) the "Big Tuna" guy?  He's not listed on the show's credits, but I could've sworn it was him. 

It was indeed Ed Helms. He is the balls.

My wife actually cheered when they panned to Pam's left hand.

Chicks.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 10:28:53 AM
The Gay Pride Parade?! I mean come on, they have that. It's not called the Gay Shame Festival...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on September 22, 2006, 10:34:54 AM
"Well, sir, I cannot promise that Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable than other paper, but I can assure you that it's not more flammable."

Stanley's rant about the toaster was classic.

The look on Dwight's face when Michael asked if he could imagine Angela with another woman was great.

I made the mistake of going to www.officetally.com this morning to see how people liked the episode.  There are always a few who have to be contrarian and said it was "awful" or "terrible."  But honestly, last night's was one of the best, ever.

It seems obvious that the chaos in Scranton was supposed to show how without Jim there to act as some sort of voice of reason (never directly to Michael, always to other employees but with Michael watching) that there's nothing to save Michael from himself.  It's also entirely possible that Jim has no idea Pam's not married.  He would have transferred to Stamford before the wedding and she said she called it off just days before it was supposed to happen.  The other Scranton employees could just assume Jim knows so nobody's e-mailed or called to tell him that.  Apparently next week there's a paper convention and Michael, Dwight, Jim and Ed Helms all meet up at the convention.  The description of the episode makes it seem like that's when Jim finds out about Pam.

Ed Helms is great.  "Hey Big Tuna, you're single, right?  What do you think of her?  Pretty hot, yeah?  She's cuh-razy!"

I liked the girl who sits behind Jim in Stamford with her, "What's with the new guy?  He's always making these weird faces to the camera?  What's that about?"

Excellent start to the season.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on September 22, 2006, 10:55:14 AM
Quote from: Andy on September 22, 2006, 10:34:54 AM
"Well, sir, I cannot promise that Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable than other paper, but I can assure you that it's not more flammable."

Stanley's rant about the toaster was classic.

The look on Dwight's face when Michael asked if he could imagine Angela with another woman was great.

I made the mistake of going to www.officetally.com this morning to see how people liked the episode.  There are always a few who have to be contrarian and said it was "awful" or "terrible."  But honestly, last night's was one of the best, ever.

It seems obvious that the chaos in Scranton was supposed to show how without Jim there to act as some sort of voice of reason (never directly to Michael, always to other employees but with Michael watching) that there's nothing to save Michael from himself.  It's also entirely possible that Jim has no idea Pam's not married.  He would have transferred to Stamford before the wedding and she said she called it off just days before it was supposed to happen.  The other Scranton employees could just assume Jim knows so nobody's e-mailed or called to tell him that.  Apparently next week there's a paper convention and Michael, Dwight, Jim and Ed Helms all meet up at the convention.  The description of the episode makes it seem like that's when Jim finds out about Pam.

Ed Helms is great.  "Hey Big Tuna, you're single, right?  What do you think of her?  Pretty hot, yeah?  She's cuh-razy!"

I liked the girl who sits behind Jim in Stamford with her, "What's with the new guy?  He's always making these weird faces to the camera?  What's that about?"

Excellent start to the season.

That's the kind of quality analysis I come here for. Rivaled only by KD's NBA expertise.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 10:56:17 AM
Quote from: Andy on September 22, 2006, 10:34:54 AM
"Well, sir, I cannot promise that Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable than other paper, but I can assure you that it's not more flammable."

Stanley's rant about the toaster was classic.

The look on Dwight's face when Michael asked if he could imagine Angela with another woman was great.

I made the mistake of going to www.officetally.com this morning to see how people liked the episode.  There are always a few who have to be contrarian and said it was "awful" or "terrible."  But honestly, last night's was one of the best, ever.

It seems obvious that the chaos in Scranton was supposed to show how without Jim there to act as some sort of voice of reason (never directly to Michael, always to other employees but with Michael watching) that there's nothing to save Michael from himself.  It's also entirely possible that Jim has no idea Pam's not married.  He would have transferred to Stamford before the wedding and she said she called it off just days before it was supposed to happen.  The other Scranton employees could just assume Jim knows so nobody's e-mailed or called to tell him that.  Apparently next week there's a paper convention and Michael, Dwight, Jim and Ed Helms all meet up at the convention.  The description of the episode makes it seem like that's when Jim finds out about Pam.

Ed Helms is great.  "Hey Big Tuna, you're single, right?  What do you think of her?  Pretty hot, yeah?  She's cuh-razy!"

I liked the girl who sits behind Jim in Stamford with her, "What's with the new guy?  He's always making these weird faces to the camera?  What's that about?"

Excellent start to the season.

People on message boards are always so bitter. Fuck them.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on September 22, 2006, 10:58:09 AM
The women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.  I was about to type "the daughter of someone famous who I can't remember," but then I remembered that the women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones while I was writing this sentence.

She was in Stella.  My girlfriend told me the name of some other show she was in, a more popular show, but I've forgotten it and haven't remembered the name during the course of writing this sentence.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 10:58:52 AM
Quote from: KD on September 22, 2006, 10:58:09 AM
The women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.  I was about to type "the daughter of someone famous who I can't remember," but then I remembered that the women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.

She was in Stella.  My girlfriend told me the name of some other show she was in, a more popular show, but I've forgotten it and haven't remembered the name during the course of writing this sentence.

She's been on Chappelle's Show too. She's very recognizable.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on September 22, 2006, 12:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 10:58:52 AM
Quote from: KD on September 22, 2006, 10:58:09 AM
The women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.  I was about to type "the daughter of someone famous who I can't remember," but then I remembered that the women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.

She was in Stella.  My girlfriend told me the name of some other show she was in, a more popular show, but I've forgotten it and haven't remembered the name during the course of writing this sentence.

She's been on Chappelle's Show too. She's very recognizable.

She was on Boston Public...her mom's Peggy Lipton from "Mod Squad".
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 12:24:10 PM
Quote from: forkserker on September 22, 2006, 12:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 10:58:52 AM
Quote from: KD on September 22, 2006, 10:58:09 AM
The women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.  I was about to type "the daughter of someone famous who I can't remember," but then I remembered that the women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.

She was in Stella.  My girlfriend told me the name of some other show she was in, a more popular show, but I've forgotten it and haven't remembered the name during the course of writing this sentence.

She's been on Chappelle's Show too. She's very recognizable.

She was on Boston Public...her mom's Peggy Lipton from "Mod Squad".

THATS what I really remember her from...thank you. It was killing me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on September 22, 2006, 12:44:52 PM
Quote from: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 12:24:10 PM
Quote from: forkserker on September 22, 2006, 12:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 10:58:52 AM
Quote from: KD on September 22, 2006, 10:58:09 AM
The women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.  I was about to type "the daughter of someone famous who I can't remember," but then I remembered that the women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.

She was in Stella.  My girlfriend told me the name of some other show she was in, a more popular show, but I've forgotten it and haven't remembered the name during the course of writing this sentence.

She's been on Chappelle's Show too. She's very recognizable.

She was on Boston Public...her mom's Peggy Lipton from "Mod Squad".

THATS what I really remember her from...thank you. It was killing me.

You guys just outed yourselves as watchers of Boston Public.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 01:14:30 PM
I hate school and I hate all of you.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on September 22, 2006, 01:17:01 PM
Quote from: Andy on September 22, 2006, 10:34:54 AM

I liked the girl who sits behind Jim in Stamford with her, "What's with the new guy?  He's always making these weird faces to the camera?  What's that about?"


Jim's gonna be hittin' that before it's all said and done.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on September 22, 2006, 02:09:40 PM
Quote from: CPT on September 22, 2006, 12:44:52 PM
Quote from: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 12:24:10 PM
Quote from: forkserker on September 22, 2006, 12:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 10:58:52 AM
Quote from: KD on September 22, 2006, 10:58:09 AM
The women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.  I was about to type "the daughter of someone famous who I can't remember," but then I remembered that the women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.

She was in Stella.  My girlfriend told me the name of some other show she was in, a more popular show, but I've forgotten it and haven't remembered the name during the course of writing this sentence.

She's been on Chappelle's Show too. She's very recognizable.

She was on Boston Public...her mom's Peggy Lipton from "Mod Squad".

THATS what I really remember her from...thank you. It was killing me.

You guys just outed yourselves as watchers of Boston Public.

Nah - I outed myself as someone who went to imdb
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on September 28, 2006, 08:33:16 PM
Dwight got a hooker.  Dwight got a hooker! 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on September 28, 2006, 09:09:32 PM
So, Toby's got a crush on Pam.  Now Jim knows about the wedding.  How're they gonna get Jim back to Scranton?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on September 28, 2006, 11:13:52 PM
Quote from: TG on September 28, 2006, 08:33:16 PM
Dwight got a hooker.  Dwight got a hooker! 

I kept waiting for Jim to realize who he saw in Dwight's room.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on September 28, 2006, 11:55:07 PM
Quote from: forkserker on September 28, 2006, 11:13:52 PM
Quote from: TG on September 28, 2006, 08:33:16 PM
Dwight got a hooker.  Dwight got a hooker! 

I kept waiting for Jim to realize who he saw in Dwight's room.

I don't think he was looking at her face.  I bet she recognized him, though. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on September 29, 2006, 08:03:00 AM
I also liked Creed at the beginning where he said "That's Andrea, the office bitch."  And then he introduced himself to Meredith.  I think the show needs more Creed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on September 29, 2006, 08:41:08 AM
Quote from: TG on September 29, 2006, 08:03:00 AM
I also liked Creed at the beginning where he said "That's Andrea, the office bitch."  And then he introduced himself to Meredith.  I think the show needs more Creed.

This was my favorite part- bonus points because he started eating Angela's food.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on September 29, 2006, 08:58:36 AM
"I saw you handing out sheckles.  How does somebody go about getting on that train?"

"Why do they call him The Bus?"
"Because he's afraid to fly."

"I hope that's urine."

Michael actually gave us a subliminal "That's what she said," last night, when Jan said, "I can't stay on top of you 24/7, Michael."  He just looked at the camera and tried to not physically say it.

"She took the slow train from Philadelphia."

"Ain't no party like a Scranton party!"

"I love inside jokes.  I'd love to be in one of those some day."

What I know about this season is boiling down to a Stamford-Scranton merger, or at the very least the closing of the Stamford branch altogether.  Steve Carrell talked about how during the season Andy (Ed Helms) and Michael "get along famously."  It's also been written that Helms and Rashida Jones (the one who sits behind Jim in Stamford) have been signed for the entire season, and that at some point, Jim and Rashida (I forget what her character's name is) will date.  I like how the show throws in little things to make us realize that for all of his weird and awkward mannerisms, Michael's actually a pretty good salesman.  He closed the account with the count last year at Chili's and apparently last night he and some mid-level Hammermill guy pounded out an agreement to let Dunder Mifflin sell their paper.  If I had to guess, I'd say the Scranton branch costs less to run than the Stamford one does, and probably has a bigger share of a smaller market, leading to Dunder closing Stamford and sending some of those employees out to other branches.  Just a guess, though.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on September 29, 2006, 09:20:03 AM
Quote from: Andy on September 29, 2006, 08:58:36 AM
"I saw you handing out sheckles.  How does somebody go about getting on that train?"

"Why do they call him The Bus?"
"Because he's afraid to fly."

"I hope that's urine."

Michael actually gave us a subliminal "That's what she said," last night, when Jan said, "I can't stay on top of you 24/7, Michael."  He just looked at the camera and tried to not physically say it.

"She took the slow train from Philadelphia."

"Ain't no party like a Scranton party!"

"I love inside jokes.  I'd love to be in one of those some day."

What I know about this season is boiling down to a Stamford-Scranton merger, or at the very least the closing of the Stamford branch altogether.  Steve Carrell talked about how during the season Andy (Ed Helms) and Michael "get along famously."  It's also been written that Helms and Rashida Jones (the one who sits behind Jim in Stamford) have been signed for the entire season, and that at some point, Jim and Rashida (I forget what her character's name is) will date.  I like how the show throws in little things to make us realize that for all of his weird and awkward mannerisms, Michael's actually a pretty good salesman.  He closed the account with the count last year at Chili's and apparently last night he and some mid-level Hammermill guy pounded out an agreement to let Dunder Mifflin sell their paper.  If I had to guess, I'd say the Scranton branch costs less to run than the Stamford one does, and probably has a bigger share of a smaller market, leading to Dunder closing Stamford and sending some of those employees out to other branches.  Just a guess, though.

That's the most detalied analysis of a tv show I've ever read. You are truly a big picture guy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on September 29, 2006, 09:34:08 AM
Quote from: Andy on September 29, 2006, 08:58:36 AM
"I saw you handing out sheckles.  How does somebody go about getting on that train?"

"Why do they call him The Bus?"
"Because he's afraid to fly."

"I hope that's urine."

Michael actually gave us a subliminal "That's what she said," last night, when Jan said, "I can't stay on top of you 24/7, Michael."  He just looked at the camera and tried to not physically say it.

"She took the slow train from Philadelphia."

"Ain't no party like a Scranton party!"

"I love inside jokes.  I'd love to be in one of those some day."

What I know about this season is boiling down to a Stamford-Scranton merger, or at the very least the closing of the Stamford branch altogether.  Steve Carrell talked about how during the season Andy (Ed Helms) and Michael "get along famously."  It's also been written that Helms and Rashida Jones (the one who sits behind Jim in Stamford) have been signed for the entire season, and that at some point, Jim and Rashida (I forget what her character's name is) will date.  I like how the show throws in little things to make us realize that for all of his weird and awkward mannerisms, Michael's actually a pretty good salesman.  He closed the account with the count last year at Chili's and apparently last night he and some mid-level Hammermill guy pounded out an agreement to let Dunder Mifflin sell their paper.  If I had to guess, I'd say the Scranton branch costs less to run than the Stamford one does, and probably has a bigger share of a smaller market, leading to Dunder closing Stamford and sending some of those employees out to other branches.  Just a guess, though.

I thought about that when Jim and (Chip from Whose Line) whipped out their Blackberries.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: williams on September 29, 2006, 09:40:37 AM
Quote from: Andy on September 29, 2006, 08:58:36 AM
What I know about this season is boiling down to a Stamford-Scranton merger, or at the very least the closing of the Stamford branch altogether.  Steve Carrell talked about how during the season Andy (Ed Helms) and Michael "get along famously."  It's also been written that Helms and Rashida Jones (the one who sits behind Jim in Stamford) have been signed for the entire season, and that at some point, Jim and Rashida (I forget what her character's name is) will date.  I like how the show throws in little things to make us realize that for all of his weird and awkward mannerisms, Michael's actually a pretty good salesman.  He closed the account with the count last year at Chili's and apparently last night he and some mid-level Hammermill guy pounded out an agreement to let Dunder Mifflin sell their paper.  If I had to guess, I'd say the Scranton branch costs less to run than the Stamford one does, and probably has a bigger share of a smaller market, leading to Dunder closing Stamford and sending some of those employees out to other branches.  Just a guess, though.

The BBC version handled the merging of the branches perfectly.

"That's true, you will have to put out."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on September 29, 2006, 04:02:58 PM
Toby walking into an empty room with just Pam, and walking straight the hell out -- now that was funny.  Only too funny, because I fully suspect I'll be doing the same over 100 times when I start my office gig.

As good as The Office was last night, and oh, she was good, I'd have to motion that Earl was even better.  Earl was always good, but their season finale from last season was absolutely insane.  They've been on fire ever since.  Excuse me, my eye keeps twitching.  Jump for Joy!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on September 29, 2006, 04:10:35 PM
Last night was one of those rare times when Earl went from "The Office Opening Act" to something more.  Earl was hilarious last night.  I always like the show, but that was one of their finest efforts.  Of course it was set up as the perfect storm, it was 30 minutes of Joy in her two natural habitats, prison and a strip club.  Hilarious.  The stuff they get away with (especially now that they're on at 7 p.m.) astounds me.  Bravo.  It's almost enough to allow me to forgive Greg Garcia for creating "Yes, Dear."

Almost.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on October 03, 2006, 07:56:07 PM

Anyone who still pays attention to the Emmys (Emmies?) needs to look at the fact that "Scrubs" finally got nominated in an off-year, and "Earl" didn't get nominated at all.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on October 04, 2006, 07:50:42 AM
Quote from: forkserker on October 03, 2006, 07:56:07 PM

Anyone who still pays attention to the Emmys (Emmies?) needs to look at the fact that "Scrubs" finally got nominated in an off-year, and "Earl" didn't get nominated at all.

That's true for "best comedy series" but that was Scrubs' only nomination, while Earl got 5 noms- winning twice (comedy directing, comedy writing.)  The Office won outstanding comedy series.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on October 04, 2006, 09:15:10 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 04, 2006, 07:50:42 AM
Quote from: forkserker on October 03, 2006, 07:56:07 PM

Anyone who still pays attention to the Emmys (Emmies?) needs to look at the fact that "Scrubs" finally got nominated in an off-year, and "Earl" didn't get nominated at all.

That's true for "best comedy series" but that was Scrubs' only nomination, while Earl got 5 noms- winning twice (comedy directing, comedy writing.)  The Office won outstanding comedy series.

I find myself disappointed in you.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on October 04, 2006, 09:33:47 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 04, 2006, 07:50:42 AM
Quote from: forkserker on October 03, 2006, 07:56:07 PM

Anyone who still pays attention to the Emmys (Emmies?) needs to look at the fact that "Scrubs" finally got nominated in an off-year, and "Earl" didn't get nominated at all.

That's true for "best comedy series" but that was Scrubs' only nomination, while Earl got 5 noms- winning twice (comedy directing, comedy writing.)  The Office won outstanding comedy series.

Wait....there is an emmy for "best comedy series" and an emmy for "outstanding comedy series"? Are there categories for "exceptional", "greatest", and "most totally awesome" comedy series too?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on October 04, 2006, 10:44:43 AM
Quote from: butthead on October 04, 2006, 09:33:47 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 04, 2006, 07:50:42 AM
Quote from: forkserker on October 03, 2006, 07:56:07 PM

Anyone who still pays attention to the Emmys (Emmies?) needs to look at the fact that "Scrubs" finally got nominated in an off-year, and "Earl" didn't get nominated at all.

That's true for "best comedy series" but that was Scrubs' only nomination, while Earl got 5 noms- winning twice (comedy directing, comedy writing.)  The Office won outstanding comedy series.

Wait....there is an emmy for "best comedy series" and an emmy for "outstanding comedy series"? Are there categories for "exceptional", "greatest", and "most totally awesome" comedy series too?

The "Doogie" is the award for awesomeness.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on October 04, 2006, 10:45:31 AM
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Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on October 04, 2006, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: The Slak on October 04, 2006, 10:45:31 AM
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Dude, are you suited in an upward direction?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on October 04, 2006, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: forkserker on October 04, 2006, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: The Slak on October 04, 2006, 10:45:31 AM
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Dude, are you suited in an upward direction?
Internet five!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on October 04, 2006, 11:06:56 AM
Quote from: The Slak on October 04, 2006, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: forkserker on October 04, 2006, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: The Slak on October 04, 2006, 10:45:31 AM
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Dude, are you suited in an upward direction?
Internet five!

Are you guys going to chest bump next?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on October 04, 2006, 11:13:11 AM
Quote from: butthead on October 04, 2006, 11:06:56 AM
Quote from: The Slak on October 04, 2006, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: forkserker on October 04, 2006, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: The Slak on October 04, 2006, 10:45:31 AM
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P
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Dude, are you suited in an upward direction?
Internet five!

Are you guys going to chest bump next?

Nah, that's just taking it too far.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on October 04, 2006, 11:36:38 AM
Quote from: The Slak on October 04, 2006, 11:13:11 AM
Quote from: butthead on October 04, 2006, 11:06:56 AM
Quote from: The Slak on October 04, 2006, 11:00:06 AM
Quote from: forkserker on October 04, 2006, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: The Slak on October 04, 2006, 10:45:31 AM
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P
H

Dude, are you suited in an upward direction?
Internet five!

Are you guys going to chest bump next?

Nah, that's just taking it too far.

One chest bump can lose you your legendary status.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 05, 2006, 09:07:51 PM
Ok...who wouldn't pick that chick in Jim's new office over Pam?  Pam's cute and all, bu the other chick is ethnic.  And she plays VIDEO GAMES!?!  You hit that, Jim Halpert.  You hit that for all of us.
I really dug how Michael got back at Dwight. 
And Creed standing at Pam's desk...

This season's episodes seem to kinda start off slow before REALLY taking off in the last half.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on October 05, 2006, 09:19:21 PM
I missed the whole damn hour while I was out to dinner.  Who knew?  Somebody has to help me catch up, stat!  What's that you say?  Video games were involved?  Help me now, please!!!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on October 06, 2006, 09:15:16 AM
Quote from: SD on October 05, 2006, 09:19:21 PM
I missed the whole damn hour while I was out to dinner.  Who knew?  Somebody has to help me catch up, stat!  What's that you say?  Video games were involved?  Help me now, please!!!

Everyone in Jim's new office plays a war game during the day.. i forgot which game it was, it involved killing and teams. Yeah, the girl behind Jim is a solid 4.5 on the Banana scale.. 0-10 with 4.5 being the highest.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on October 06, 2006, 10:29:35 AM
Quote from: BananaHands on October 06, 2006, 09:15:16 AM
Quote from: SD on October 05, 2006, 09:19:21 PM
I missed the whole damn hour while I was out to dinner.  Who knew?  Somebody has to help me catch up, stat!  What's that you say?  Video games were involved?  Help me now, please!!!

Everyone in Jim's new office plays a war game during the day.. i forgot which game it was, it involved killing and teams. Yeah, the girl behind Jim is a solid 4.5 on the Banana scale.. 0-10 with 4.5 being the highest.

Call of Duty is the game.  I loved that girl when she was on Boston Public.  Yes, I watched Boston Public.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on October 06, 2006, 10:33:07 AM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on October 06, 2006, 10:29:35 AM
Quote from: BananaHands on October 06, 2006, 09:15:16 AM
Quote from: SD on October 05, 2006, 09:19:21 PM
I missed the whole damn hour while I was out to dinner.  Who knew?  Somebody has to help me catch up, stat!  What's that you say?  Video games were involved?  Help me now, please!!!

Everyone in Jim's new office plays a war game during the day.. i forgot which game it was, it involved killing and teams. Yeah, the girl behind Jim is a solid 4.5 on the Banana scale.. 0-10 with 4.5 being the highest.

Call of Duty is the game.  I loved that girl when she was on Boston Public.  Yes, I watched Boston Public.

So did I. But I was, like, young. And stuff.

But I agree, she's hot. Pam is still Pam and all but she's emotionally barren.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on October 06, 2006, 10:33:28 AM
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(http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-29848.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 06, 2006, 11:52:33 AM
Quote from: SD on October 05, 2006, 09:19:21 PM
I missed the whole damn hour while I was out to dinner.  Who knew?  Somebody has to help me catch up, stat!  What's that you say?  Video games were involved?  Help me now, please!!!

It had a real The Wizard meets Varsity Blues vibe to it.  Here's a brief synopsis:

Jim and Ed Helms go on the road to the road to the West Coast Video Game Championships cuz they found out that Ed Helms has a real natural talent for Call of Duty.  Rashida Jones goes along for the ride cuz her car gets the best gas mileage and she wants to see the Mississippi River before Ed Helms dies(we find out that he has an incurable type of brain cancer that also, possibly, is the reason for his newfound video game abilities).  The Jim/whatshername romance is set up by this exchange...

that one chick: [Jim tries to kiss whatshername but gets shoved down] I know what you were trying to do and you can just forget it. There is no way. I am not kissing a boy.
Jim: A girl maybe?
that one chick: You smart ass!
[Grabs Jim and kisses him]

Meanwhile, in Scranton, Michael is tryin' to sell Dwight on the idea of taking over for him when he decides to try his luck in California.  Dwight resists.  The love of Angela has made him content to serve out the rest of his days as a salesman and her gentleman caller.  There are tears and arguments and a couple punches thrown.  Then, Michael and Dwight are lying on the floor of Michael's office, bloody and beaten.  Michael has to leave for California in 15 minutes.  It's zero hour, 9 A.M.  They finally decide to really talk.  Maybe for the first time...

Michael:  Dwight, we need to talk about this position. 
Dwight:  I'm NOT doing it, Michael.
Michael:  That's what she said.  Er, uh...Regional Manager of Dunder-Miflin Scranton branch is the opportunity of a lifetime.
Dwight:  For YOU.  Regional Manager of Dunder-Miflin Scranton branch was the opportunity of a lifetime for YOU.  But, I...don't want...your life.

Then, Michael finally understands and they hug it out.  Michael leaves the office.  Never to return.  Or IS he?
He goes to California and runs into Jim, Ed Helms, and Rashida Jones.  He realizes that these are the people he needs to be around to be happy.  But, Michael needs to talk it out with Ed Helms first.  They take a ride together.  Ed Helms is gonna tell Michael about the brain tumor, but, before he can, they get in an accident.  When they wake up, they're in some sort of backroom with a guy in cop uniform and a bearded dude.  It doesn't look good.  But we're out of time for this week.  It goes to a musical montage to finish the show.  Pam's crying on Phylis's shoulder. She loved MICHAEL, and she just realized it.  Jim and Rashida Jones go to second base.  Pam who?  Roy finds solace in the arms of Kevin.  It seems that he IS like a big teddy bear.  And Dwight enters a private investigator's office.

Dwight:  I hear your the sort of person that can find people.
Veronica Mars:  First, we need to discuss my fee.

As you can tell, you missed a lot, SD.  I'm looking forward to the mystery of aspect of the show.




Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on October 06, 2006, 12:23:49 PM
I think I need to rewatch yesterday's episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on October 06, 2006, 12:55:20 PM
You just blew my mind with that. Next week, I too, am going to drop acid and watch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 06, 2006, 01:43:52 PM
http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/

that's the deleted scenes of this week.  I can't believe they cut Creed's stuff.  He LIVES under his desk!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on October 13, 2006, 12:53:08 PM
Am I the only one that wants pam to get together with her ex so that jim can stick with the new hot girl?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on October 13, 2006, 12:57:51 PM
Quote from: BananaHands on October 13, 2006, 12:53:08 PM
Am I the only one that wants pam to get together with her ex so that jim can stick with the new hot girl?

You certainly are not.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 13, 2006, 01:22:59 PM
You can't get a disease from a bird.

The guys that sits in front of Jim and Dwight REALLY need to get together.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on October 13, 2006, 01:31:53 PM
Quote from: BananaHands on October 13, 2006, 12:53:08 PM
Am I the only one that wants pam to get together with her ex so that jim can stick with the new hot girl?

That would also help prolong the series, honestly.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on October 13, 2006, 01:39:30 PM
The idea of having a robot made with light up eyes to commemorate someone's passing is fantastic...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: theoneandonlyjim on October 13, 2006, 02:30:07 PM
Was this something people instantly enjoyed or does it take time?  I've tried watching a couple times (I wanted to hang out with the cool kids) and got kind of bored.  I'm willing to give it another shot if that's what it takes, but it may just not be for me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 13, 2006, 02:34:11 PM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on October 13, 2006, 02:30:07 PM
Was this something people instantly enjoyed or does it take time?  I've tried watching a couple times (I wanted to hang out with the cool kids) and got kind of bored.  I'm willing to give it another shot if that's what it takes, but it may just not be for me.

The anwer lies within.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on October 13, 2006, 02:55:48 PM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on October 13, 2006, 02:30:07 PM
Was this something people instantly enjoyed or does it take time?  I've tried watching a couple times (I wanted to hang out with the cool kids) and got kind of bored.  I'm willing to give it another shot if that's what it takes, but it may just not be for me.

Some of it is self-referential, so that may be hurting your enjoyment of it.  It's sort of like Seinfeld used to be, where there were inside jokes that rewarded you if you were part of "the club."  I'd give it some more time, if I were you.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on October 20, 2006, 08:44:43 AM
Jim and Pam talked!  OMG!  Soooo cute.

Right?  Anyone?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on October 20, 2006, 09:05:34 AM
Just as you plant the seed in the ground, I will plant my seed in you.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 20, 2006, 09:07:09 AM
I thought Dwight's cousin Mose(sp?) was cuter with his Amish beard and FEAR tshirt.

"He seemed nice."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on October 20, 2006, 09:10:05 AM
"Mose where are all the animals?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on October 20, 2006, 09:15:02 AM
You don't have to wrestle Mose.  Just get in the coffin.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on October 20, 2006, 09:16:53 AM
10:00 AM - COSBY IMPRESSION
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on October 20, 2006, 09:17:06 AM
Michael Scott Activity Log

8 a.m. _______________________________
9 a.m. _______________________________
10 a.m. __________Cosby Impression______
11 a.m. ______________________________
12 a.m. ______Wait in pretzel line__________
1 p.m. _______________________________
2 p.m. _______________________________
3 p.m. _______________________________
4 p.m. _______________________________
5 p.m. _______________________________
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on October 20, 2006, 09:17:35 AM
13 seconds.  You asshole.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on October 20, 2006, 09:22:40 AM
Quote from: TG on October 20, 2006, 09:17:35 AM
13 seconds.  You asshole.

Better set your alarm for 13 seconds earlier next time.

Bitch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on October 20, 2006, 10:03:12 AM
This makes, what, 3 weeks in a row that I've missed now?  I submit/quit/tap out.  Maybe if I had the fancy recording contraptions you folks have I wouldn't be in this mess.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on October 20, 2006, 10:47:59 AM
Only 364 days to go until Pretzel Day.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: cubbiebluestew on October 20, 2006, 12:13:22 PM
Quote from: SD on October 20, 2006, 10:03:12 AM
This makes, what, 3 weeks in a row that I've missed now?  I submit/quit/tap out.  Maybe if I had the fancy recording contraptions you folks have I wouldn't be in this mess.

What are you complaining about?  Last night Ms. Cubbieblue and I went to see Bertold Brecht's "Mother Courage" instead of doing something sensible like staying home and arguing over whether to watch "Earl" and "The Office" or "Ugly Betty"  Guess who is on what side?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on October 20, 2006, 12:34:48 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on October 20, 2006, 12:13:22 PM
Quote from: SD on October 20, 2006, 10:03:12 AM
This makes, what, 3 weeks in a row that I've missed now?  I submit/quit/tap out.  Maybe if I had the fancy recording contraptions you folks have I wouldn't be in this mess.

What are you complaining about?  Last night Ms. Cubbieblue and I went to see Bertold Brecht's "Mother Courage" instead of doing something sensible like staying home and arguing over whether to watch "Earl" and "The Office" or "Ugly Betty"  Guess who is on what side?

Then we're both guilty of doing the non-sensible thing.  I watched the LCS, you attended a play written by a mistress.  I'm sure we both walked away feeling a little lighter in the lower abdomen (or is my prostate not choking my off the shipment from my kidneys anymore?).
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 20, 2006, 12:38:18 PM
You watched that frickin' game instead of "The Office"?  You disgust me. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on October 20, 2006, 01:07:53 PM
Quote from: JD on October 20, 2006, 12:38:18 PM
You watched that frickin' game instead of "The Office"?  You disgust me. 

Joe Buck told me it was going to be magical and historical!  Are you saying you can look him in the eye and tell him no? 

Also, I watch any Tim McCarver broadcast on the chance that he gets fired on-air in mid-broadcast in front of all of America.



Intrepid Reader:  Tim McCarver

This is the humiliating and now is when it is happening more than it has ever. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Neifilicious on October 26, 2006, 06:40:03 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on October 20, 2006, 12:13:22 PM
Quote from: SD on October 20, 2006, 10:03:12 AM
This makes, what, 3 weeks in a row that I've missed now?  I submit/quit/tap out.  Maybe if I had the fancy recording contraptions you folks have I wouldn't be in this mess.

What are you complaining about?  Last night Ms. Cubbieblue and I went to see Bertold Brecht's "Mother Courage" instead of doing something sensible like staying home and arguing over whether to watch "Earl" and "The Office" or "Ugly Betty"  Guess who is on what side?

Ah, Ugly Betty.  Go figure.  The wife has made me watch all of the episodes of it.  It's not as crappy as it looks.  I'd give it a 5 out of 10 possible points.

Of course, it's pretty damned stupid to watch it rather than the Office (which rates an 11).
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on October 26, 2006, 06:56:55 PM
Another reason to hate St. Louis. Because of their rainout tonight, no new Office. Fudge.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 26, 2006, 06:58:38 PM
SuperFudge!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Neifilicious on October 26, 2006, 07:44:45 PM
Quote from: JD on October 26, 2006, 06:58:38 PM
SuperFudge!

Are you there, God?  It's me, Xenu.



Creed: You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.
Dwight: You mean a chicken...
Creed: What'd I say?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 02, 2006, 09:04:58 PM
Right after Pam sent that text message, my phone went off.  It wasn't Pam, though.  It was some person that sent me a text this morning at 6:30 asking where I was.  They wanted to know what happened to us hanging out.  I don't know this person.  I sent a text back saying that I wanted to just cut off all communication.  They aren't the kind of person I wanna be hanging out with at 6:30 in the morning. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SD on November 02, 2006, 09:57:22 PM
Ohhh, so this is why I didn't want to pick evening hours.  Son of a bitch!  You guys should have stopped me.

Goodbye, The Office.  I will miss you (or at least until allfg uploads the latest ep).
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on November 03, 2006, 11:18:37 AM
M: These smores are terrible.
C: Those aren't smores, they're samosas.

M: Chocolate, graham cracker and marshmallow!  How hard would that have been?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on November 03, 2006, 11:19:49 AM

I'm drawing a total blank on the song Jim & Ed Helms were singing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on November 03, 2006, 11:22:43 AM
Quote from: forkserker on November 03, 2006, 11:19:49 AM

I'm drawing a total blank on the song Jim & Ed Helms were singing.

Indigo Girls, "Closer to Fine."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on November 03, 2006, 11:49:53 AM
I know what you're thinking, who is this crazy gringo?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on November 03, 2006, 12:11:20 PM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on November 03, 2006, 11:22:43 AM
Quote from: forkserker on November 03, 2006, 11:19:49 AM

I'm drawing a total blank on the song Jim & Ed Helms were singing.

Indigo Girls, "Closer to Fine."

Thank you.  Now I'm going to make fun of my girlfriend because she recognized the song, but couldn't name the tune/artist.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on November 03, 2006, 01:13:35 PM
Quote from: KD on November 03, 2006, 12:11:20 PM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on November 03, 2006, 11:22:43 AM
Quote from: forkserker on November 03, 2006, 11:19:49 AM

I'm drawing a total blank on the song Jim & Ed Helms were singing.

Indigo Girls, "Closer to Fine."

Thank you.  Now I'm going to make fun of my girlfriend because she recognized the song, but couldn't name the tune/artist.

When you're done with that, please come back and make fun of me for recognizing the song and being able to name the tune and artist.

By the way, I desperately wanted Jim to say to Rashida Jones, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cuz I'm gonna stick my bike in it."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 03, 2006, 01:15:53 PM
Just go watch the outtakes.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on November 03, 2006, 01:20:16 PM
Quote from: JD on November 03, 2006, 01:15:53 PM
Just go watch the outtakes.

I can't at work, but did they do it?  It seemed so obvious...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on November 06, 2006, 04:27:39 PM
What did they say about Zach Braff?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Neifilicious on November 08, 2006, 05:44:29 PM
Quote from: Andy on November 06, 2006, 04:27:39 PM
What did they say about Zach Braff?

It was "Kelly likes Zach Braff." Meaning, of course, that they thought Ryan was Zach Braff.

On a side note, Zach Braff is a stupidface.  I want to punch him.  Leaving an amazing show to dedicate his time to making B movies is dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.  Apparently, Scrubs is going to try to go on without him...But I can't imagine how.  He's the hub for nearly every relationship on the show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on November 09, 2006, 08:03:11 PM
Good episode.  I'm headed to watch the Producer's cut.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on November 09, 2006, 08:04:19 PM
So are Pam and Karen going to date?  That's sort of what I'm hoping for.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on November 09, 2006, 08:14:30 PM
It's supposed to be supersized episodes next week.  Since Earl, the Office, and 30 Rock are the only good comedies they have, why doesn't NBC just do this every week?   Scrubs is alright, too, and I guess it's gonna be on Thursdays, but I don't really see how funny it's gonna be once Zach Braff leaves. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Neifilicious on November 09, 2006, 08:36:32 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on November 09, 2006, 08:14:30 PM
It's supposed to be supersized episodes next week.  Since Earl, the Office, and 30 Rock are the only good comedies they have, why doesn't NBC just do this every week?   
NBC really needs to make The Office an hour-long show.

QuoteScrubs is alright, too, and I guess it's gonna be on Thursdays, but I don't really see how funny it's gonna be once Zach Braff leaves. 
A show based on the Cox or Kelso characters might get me laughing, but I really don't think Scrubs will make it a full season without Braff.  He's way too important to everything in that show.  Zach Braff can eat my gay dad's gay dick.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on November 10, 2006, 08:10:51 AM
The faxes to Dwight from future Dwight were priceless.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on November 10, 2006, 02:36:29 PM
In a commentary on the season 2 DVD the producer says that they cut about 10 minutes out of every Office every week anyway, so they wouldn't be "stretching" to make it to 40 minutes (that's like 31 minutes without commercials compared to 22 minutes without commercials for a half hour).  I'm not so sure Earl could pull that off, and I know 30 Rock couldn't.  30 Rock only brings the funny for about six of the 22 minutes they have now anyway, and that's being generous.

Last night's Office was one of the best ever.  Michael's hilarious angst face after he told everybody the branch was closing is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.  As was the whole "We did it!  We did it!  We did it!  How did we do it?" scene with Dwight.

As always, the little stuff was priceless.

Roy talking about Cinderella's great "Don't Know What You Got 'Til It's Gone"
Michael's "My Humps" ring tone
Faxes from Future Dwight
Ryan's business cards
"Show me a farm that has Phyllises and Kevins running around.  Show me that farm."
Jim's, "Michael Scott may be a lot of things.  But he would never do THAT."
Andy taunting Jim "In your face!" for Scranton closing
Andy throwing the napkins around in the break room
Stanley's excitement about getting to retire
"Am I a relocation person or a severance package?"  "Well, that decision hasn't been made and...you're a severance person."
"Like Romeo and Juliet...the Claire Danes one."
Dwight acting like the Dunder-Mifflin CEO

And on, and on, and on.  Watched it at 7:30, watched CSI.  Watched The Office again.  Tremendous.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on November 10, 2006, 03:30:36 PM
Quote from: Andy on November 10, 2006, 02:36:29 PM
Dwight acting like the Dunder-Mifflin CEO

That face he made after Michael told him to look "more scared" was incredible.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on November 16, 2006, 08:27:17 PM
I'm already diggin' the new people.

"Lemme show ya where we keep the rest of the slaves."

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on November 17, 2006, 07:08:12 AM
Andy vs Dwight is going to great every week.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on November 17, 2006, 09:31:14 AM
Quote from: JS on November 17, 2006, 07:08:12 AM
Andy vs Dwight is going to great every week.

Dwight is fast. Somewhere between a snake and a mongoose.

And a panther.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Old Style Man on November 17, 2006, 11:31:06 AM
Last night's episode might have been my favorite yet. I definately have to watch it again this weekend. So many great moments. I haven't laughed that hard since Borat. Okay, that wasn't that long ago, but Dwight v. the Ed Helms was even better than I expected; the new black guy giving "the sign" to Stanley; Creed watching the chick breast feeding and putting it up as his screen saver; the alcoholic getting excited about the champaign; Dwight and Michael "helping" the fat guy, etc. etc. Great stuff.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on November 17, 2006, 11:59:43 AM

Where'd you get that salad?

Staples.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Czervik on November 17, 2006, 01:52:39 PM
What is Love?  Baby don't hurt me.  Don't hurt me.  No more...

Whoa ew Whoa ew Whoa ew ew whoa ew a whoa ew ew whoa ow.  Uh huh!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on November 17, 2006, 01:54:07 PM
You guys will never pull together as a messageboard and get back at NSBB for this.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on November 20, 2006, 09:54:26 AM
Quote from: JS on November 17, 2006, 07:08:12 AM
Andy vs Dwight is going to great every week.

That's exactly what I told my wife.  They could put together 22 minutes a week just with those two.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on November 21, 2006, 08:48:36 AM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on November 20, 2006, 09:54:26 AM
Quote from: JS on November 17, 2006, 07:08:12 AM
Andy vs Dwight is going to great every week.

That's exactly what I told my wife.  They could put together 22 minutes a week just with those two.

My wife's chickliness comes to the surface with this show - whatever else happens, she keeps waiting for Jim & Pam to get back together.

Creed with the boob wallpaper - steak sauce.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on November 21, 2006, 02:39:31 PM
Right place, right time...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on November 30, 2006, 08:03:50 PM
Apollo Creed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on December 01, 2006, 01:19:07 AM
Quote from: TG on November 30, 2006, 08:03:50 PM
Apollo Creed.

Actually, I kind of agreed with him there.

(Cue Bill Simmons making some joke about John the Baptist screaming about how it was just supposed to be an exhibition)

EDIT: Just read that Gervais and Merchant actually wrote this episode.  Very cool.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on December 01, 2006, 09:14:12 AM
Prison Mike was the balls.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on December 01, 2006, 09:26:33 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 01, 2006, 09:14:12 AM
Prison Mike was the balls.

And he never even got caught.

Dwight walking around in front of Martin with the money hanging out of his back pocket.

Sorry to see Martin go already, though.  Guess they're thinning the Stamford herd.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on December 01, 2006, 09:30:24 AM
Quote from: CPT on December 01, 2006, 09:26:33 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 01, 2006, 09:14:12 AM
Prison Mike was the balls.

And he never even got caught.

Dwight walking around in front of Martin with the money hanging out of his back pocket.

Sorry to see Martin go already, though.  Guess they're thinning the Stamford herd.

I'm guessing they will all leave, one by one.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on December 01, 2006, 10:24:00 AM
I can't believe the lady with the child collects a paycheck, she adds nothing, except for Creed's screensaver moment. Andy talking about frisbee with pam and eventually singing in his "high 80's voice" on the banjo was ridicurous. I loved it.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on December 01, 2006, 10:26:34 AM
Gotta love Andy's pig Latin, too. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on December 01, 2006, 11:09:21 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 01, 2006, 09:14:12 AM
Prison Mike was the balls.

Of all the painfully awkward moments on this show, for some reason that one was the most painful for me to watch.  If Gervais and Merchant wrote it, I now know why.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on December 01, 2006, 12:21:05 PM
Quote from: BananaHands on December 01, 2006, 10:24:00 AM
I can't believe the lady with the child collects a paycheck, she adds nothing, except for Creed's screensaver moment. Andy talking about frisbee with pam and eventually singing in his "high 80's voice" on the banjo was ridicurous. I loved it.



I'm trying to figure out if she's the same woman who was a writer for Conan in the late 90s, she appeared in a bunch of skits.  She was also a Glenn Frey groupie in Adam McKay's brilliant short film, "The H is O."

Off to imdb.

Edit: it's not her.  Man, fuck Ursula Burton.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on December 11, 2006, 11:10:15 AM
Loved the "Ainbowray Onnectioncay."  I don't know if Ed Helms is long for the show, but every scene he's in is tremendous.

My Rashida Jones crush has advanced to the stage where I was flipping through the channels and saw a scene in Little Black Book (the tremendously horrific Brittany Murphy-Ron Livingston movie) that she was in, and kept watching to see if she'd come back.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on December 11, 2006, 03:06:25 PM
Quote from: Andy on December 11, 2006, 11:10:15 AM
Loved the "Ainbowray Onnectioncay."  I don't know if Ed Helms is long for the show, but every scene he's in is tremendous.

My Rashida Jones crush has advanced to the stage where I was flipping through the channels and saw a scene in Little Black Book (the tremendously horrific Brittany Murphy-Ron Livingston movie) that she was in, and kept watching to see if she'd come back.

Ed Helms is back on the Daily Show - his first show back, he said he'd been "on assignment" in Scranton.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on December 14, 2006, 11:32:56 AM
Today is my department's Christmas Party.  We are having a casino night.  As soon as we walk into the place, I will be shouting: "WELCOME TO MONTE CARLO!".

Forgot the glow sticks though.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on December 14, 2006, 07:39:37 PM
Looks like someone else has a thing for the Asian women.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: InternetApex on December 14, 2006, 07:41:13 PM
Someone other than whom?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on December 14, 2006, 07:48:15 PM
Mac from Night Court.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on December 14, 2006, 09:18:07 PM
I marked her arm.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on December 14, 2006, 09:34:06 PM
Well, you know how all waitresses look alike.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on December 15, 2006, 12:35:53 AM
C'mon, we're going to Asian Hooters.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Czervik on December 15, 2006, 11:16:10 AM
Michael marking her arm is my TV moment of the year.

And Kevin's angst filled Karaoke of Alanis Morrisette had me laughing in the car this morning..."You, you, you , you, you ought to know!"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on December 15, 2006, 02:12:05 PM
I enjoyed Dwight being separated from the others at the Benihana and yelling things from off camera to stay in the conversation.

Andy: It's called a Noggasaki.  It's one part egg nog and three shots of saki.
Michael: Carol used to get a little mustache when she drank milk.
Dwight: Carol had a mustache?  What?

Michael: Let me get the gang.  Ryan, Jim, Dwight, come on, we're going to Asian Hooters.
Ryan: Oh, sorry I can't go.  I've got a ton of work to do.  I'm not feeling well.  I have MSG allergies.  I just ate their last night.
Jim: Thanks for taking all the excuses.

Andy: It was like she didn't know me.  I'd been buying coffee from her stand for a year!  Can you believe that?
Jim: Yes, I can.

Kelly singing "We Belong" was one of the scariest things I've ever seen.  She's thisclose to boiling a bunny.

The look of terror on Jim's face when he realized Karen and Pam are becoming friends was priceless.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: InternetApex on December 15, 2006, 04:39:44 PM
Just wanted to add that my girlfriend laughed her little Cambodian-American ass off about the mark on the arm.

Teriyaki. Steak. Ablls.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on December 15, 2006, 05:46:03 PM
I was amused that Michael wouldn't spend 99 cents on the full version of "goodbye my lover" but rather kept playing the 30 second ITunes sample over and over.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on December 17, 2006, 10:41:17 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on December 15, 2006, 05:46:03 PM
I was amused that Michael wouldn't spend 99 cents on the full version of "goodbye my lover" but rather kept playing the 30 second ITunes sample over and over.

He just needed a taste.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on December 18, 2006, 09:12:50 AM
My asian girl loved the "I don't go into your house and take your hello kitty backpack" line after one of the waitresses tried taking a nutcracker. 

I almost pissed myself when they showed the photoshop michael did over his girl's ex-husband and kids on vacation..
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on December 18, 2006, 09:28:19 AM
Quote from: BananaHands on December 18, 2006, 09:12:50 AM

I almost pissed myself when they showed the photoshop michael did over his girl's ex-husband and kids on vacation..

It was a bold move.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on December 18, 2006, 09:34:28 AM
My favorite part of the episode was Creed's new haircut.  I spent the rest of the episode feeling bad for Phyllis.

"It's family style."
"No, it's not."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Special Teams on December 19, 2006, 01:28:33 PM
"Don't worry, she's dead.  Oh, wait......he's dead."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on December 19, 2006, 01:35:53 PM
Quote from: Special Teams on December 19, 2006, 01:28:33 PM
"Don't worry, she's dead.  Oh, wait......he's dead."

Clean it in your car.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bad Kermit on December 19, 2006, 01:47:21 PM
Quote from: TG on December 19, 2006, 01:35:53 PM
Quote from: Special Teams on December 19, 2006, 01:28:33 PM
"Don't worry, she's dead.  Oh, wait......he's dead."

Clean it in your car.

"Dwight, we went over this for like, half an hour."

I love me some Toby.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on December 19, 2006, 01:51:47 PM
http://dunderball.com/
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Yellon on December 22, 2006, 05:53:16 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on December 14, 2006, 09:34:06 PM
Well, you know how all waitresses look alike.

Benihana...
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3364/bscap0001mr8.jpg)

Dunder-Mifflin...
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/592/bscap0002ju6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on December 22, 2006, 08:11:31 AM
Has that been explained away?  Just Mike Scott settling for whatever two waitresses would come along?  Or confusing the latter two for the former two, as he did at the party?  Are we left to our own devices?  Surely the people behind the Office can't give the American viewing public THAT much credit, we can't think for ourselves ...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:30:04 AM

Who did he invite to Sandals?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:34:25 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:30:04 AM

Who did he invite to Sandals?

You know it was Jan.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:35:29 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:34:25 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:30:04 AM

Who did he invite to Sandals?

You know it was Jan.

You think she said yes? I'm thinking it was Andy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: InternetApex on December 22, 2006, 09:43:59 AM
Your body is a wonderland!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:44:43 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:35:29 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:34:25 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:30:04 AM

Who did he invite to Sandals?

You know it was Jan.

You think she said yes? I'm thinking it was Andy.

It's gotta be Jan. Besides, Ausiello told me so.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:50:13 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:44:43 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:35:29 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:34:25 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:30:04 AM

Who did he invite to Sandals?

You know it was Jan.

You think she said yes? I'm thinking it was Andy.

It's gotta be Jan. Besides, Ausiello told me so.

I don't even know if it was on last night. I'm too lazy to walk into the next room & check the tivo.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on December 22, 2006, 10:10:00 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:44:43 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:35:29 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:34:25 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:30:04 AM

Who did he invite to Sandals?

You know it was Jan.

You think she said yes? I'm thinking it was Andy.

It's gotta be Jan. Besides, Ausiello told me so.

It's Jan.  There was some web promo for the Jan. 4 episode and it had Michael showing a vacation slideshow to the office.  Naturally, there's a picture of a topless woman sunbathing and Pam asks "Is that Jan?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Old Style Man on December 22, 2006, 10:23:00 AM
Quote from: TG on December 22, 2006, 10:10:00 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:44:43 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:35:29 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:34:25 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:30:04 AM

Who did he invite to Sandals?

You know it was Jan.

You think she said yes? I'm thinking it was Andy.

It's gotta be Jan. Besides, Ausiello told me so.

It's Jan.  There was some web promo for the Jan. 4 episode and it had Michael showing a vacation slideshow to the office.  Naturally, there's a picture of a topless woman sunbathing and Pam asks "Is that Jan?"

It's amazing that Jan would agree to go, but yeah, it had to have been her. Michael has some brass balls to ask her to go. Although I think it has more to do with his cluelessness.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on December 22, 2006, 10:30:19 AM
It's too bad the girl from Benihana's had school. I'm sure they would have had fun.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: InternetApex on December 22, 2006, 10:30:47 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:50:13 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:44:43 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:35:29 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:34:25 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:30:04 AM

Who did he invite to Sandals?

You know it was Jan.

You think she said yes? I'm thinking it was Andy.

It's gotta be Jan. Besides, Ausiello told me so.

I don't even know if it was on last night. I'm too lazy to walk into the next room & check the tivo.

The re-played last week's episode, which did not suck the second time. At all.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 11:15:14 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv0xBVFl0II
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 04, 2007, 07:59:08 PM
The most awesome crying scene EVER.

"So, you're PMS-ing pretty bad, huh."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on January 04, 2007, 08:44:50 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 04, 2007, 07:59:08 PM
The most awesome crying scene EVER.

"So, you're PMS-ing pretty bad, huh."

You complete me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on January 04, 2007, 08:57:28 PM
And that's all I'm going to say.

Sex.

I had sex.

I had sex with Jan.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Old Style Man on January 04, 2007, 09:13:21 PM
Kevin was just awesome in this episode. Even more awesome than usual.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Yellon on January 04, 2007, 10:31:34 PM
NOW I'M CUTTING PHYLLIS IN HALF WITH A CHAINSAW!
...
...
...
...
Wree, wreeeeee
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 04, 2007, 11:00:57 PM
I was happy to hear that Hannah was gone. 

Now, there are two.  And I want them to stay.  But, I'm sure they can't.  It's kinda sad.

Or I'm just PMS-ing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on January 05, 2007, 07:12:35 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 04, 2007, 07:59:08 PM
The most awesome crying scene EVER.

"So, you're PMS-ing pretty bad, huh."

Dwight tying his jacket around his waist was hilarious.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on January 05, 2007, 10:10:37 AM
Somebody explain the Ipod joke to me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Brian on January 05, 2007, 10:56:20 AM
I didn't get that either. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 05, 2007, 11:28:00 AM
I don't even remember it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: James Westfall on January 05, 2007, 12:21:23 PM
JD, Too...put your pants on.  Let the record show JD, Too has a knife and he's holding it to TG's throat. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on January 05, 2007, 01:00:08 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 05, 2007, 11:28:00 AM
I don't even remember it.

Right before Pam starts crying, Darryl from the warehouse is shown holding up one of those Ipod holsters saying something like "my boy came through."  I missed something obvious.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 05, 2007, 01:05:05 PM
Quote from: KD on January 05, 2007, 01:00:08 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 05, 2007, 11:28:00 AM
I don't even remember it.

Right before Pam starts crying, Darryl from the warehouse is shown holding up one of those Ipod holsters saying something like "my boy came through."  I missed something obvious.

OH.  Yeah, now I remember.  I also remember being confused. 

When that happened on the show.  I also remember being confused earlier in the thread.

But I'm not anymore.

I'm still confused about the thing on the show, though.  That hasn't changed.  The only thing that's cleared up is what I should be confused about. 

Maybe the deleted scenes on NBC.com will clear things up.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on January 05, 2007, 01:15:40 PM
Yeah, I just watched it again (Darryl saying, "this is the greatest night of my LIFE") and still don't get it.  Either I'm an idiot, or this is like Cow Tools.  I'm leaning toward the former.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on January 05, 2007, 01:17:43 PM
Quote from: KD on January 05, 2007, 01:15:40 PM
Yeah, I just watched it again (Darryl saying, "this is the greatest night of my LIFE") and still don't get it.  Either I'm an idiot, or this is like Cow Tools.  I'm leaning toward the former.

I'm thinking that they just had to shoehorn the product placement in there, and didn't feel like writing an actual joke to go with it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on January 05, 2007, 01:23:51 PM
Weird.  Was it his birthday?  They use HP computers, not Apple, too ...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Yellon on January 06, 2007, 01:38:53 PM
Quote from: KD on January 05, 2007, 01:23:51 PM
Weird.  Was it his birthday?  They use HP computers, not Apple, too ...

Now I'm getting more confuseder. They've used Apple products on past shows (e.g. the white elephant gift exchange where Michael brings the iPod).
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 09, 2007, 03:49:29 PM
Dwight will face a really strong ninja hot chick.  Witty banter will ensue.

http://televisionary.blogspot.com/2007/01/office-gossip-joss-whedon-faces-his.html
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on January 09, 2007, 04:00:48 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on January 06, 2007, 01:38:53 PM
Quote from: KD on January 05, 2007, 01:23:51 PM
Weird.  Was it his birthday?  They use HP computers, not Apple, too ...

Now I'm getting more confuseder. They've used Apple products on past shows (e.g. the white elephant gift exchange where Michael brings the iPod).

The only thing I could reason was that he was trying to show the picture of jan/michael on the ipod, it was around the time when they were tearing down the pictures...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 11, 2007, 07:49:23 PM
Fool me once, strike one.  Fool me twice, strike...three.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on January 11, 2007, 09:43:30 PM
I'm pretty flattered.  I was Stanley's second choice ... after 'pass.'
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 11, 2007, 09:59:55 PM
I thought Dwight was doing some weird Dwight thing on that sales call, but it was all part of the master plan.  What a team! 

Angela's gonna end Andy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on January 11, 2007, 10:01:39 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 11, 2007, 09:59:55 PM
I thought Dwight was doing some weird Dwight thing on that sales call, but it was all part of the master plan.  What a team! 

Angela's gonna end Andy.

If she doesn't end Kelly and Ryan first, because she hates those two people more than anyone else in the world.

Also, Stanley's sales call was awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 11, 2007, 10:02:52 PM
I like Stanley in the car.

"You sounded like my niece.  And she's 6 months old."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on January 12, 2007, 06:57:21 AM
An excellent episode last night.

Dwight getting ready to Motley Crue in the car, Jim slapping him in the face, Andy's anti Dwight work, Stanley and Ryan together.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on January 12, 2007, 07:59:27 AM
 Also loved Jim driving Dwight in the back seat, and then slamming the brakes when going backward and then Jim's  look when he does it (Jim's funniest bits are becoming the parts where he says nothing at all).  Also was great to see how well Michael could sell (which we have seen bits of), and how well Jim and Dwight can work together.  Really looking forward to what Angela does to Andy in the next couple of weeks. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on January 12, 2007, 08:29:35 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 12, 2007, 07:59:27 AM
Also loved Jim driving Dwight in the back seat, and then slamming the brakes when going backward and then Jim's  look when he does it (Jim's funniest bits are becoming the parts where he says nothing at all).  Also was great to see how well Michael could sell (which we have seen bits of), and how well Jim and Dwight can work together.  Really looking forward to what Angela does to Andy in the next couple of weeks. 

Also, Jim quickly hanging up on Kelly in mid-babble was a nice touch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on January 12, 2007, 08:40:48 AM
is dwight really going to be off the show?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 08:52:07 AM
Quote from: BananaHands on January 12, 2007, 08:40:48 AM
is dwight really going to be off the show?

That's crazy talk.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on January 12, 2007, 09:14:01 AM
Quote from: BananaHands on January 12, 2007, 08:40:48 AM
is dwight really going to be off the show?

Not a chance.  Angela kills Andy.  Andy out.  Dwight back in.  I'm sad that Andy will be gone, actually, but I see no other option.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 09:19:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit on January 12, 2007, 09:14:01 AM
Quote from: BananaHands on January 12, 2007, 08:40:48 AM
is dwight really going to be off the show?

Not a chance.  Angela kills Andy.  Andy out.  Dwight back in.  I'm sad that Andy will be gone, actually, but I see no other option.

I didn't like him as much this episode, but I think that was kind of the point.  I don't mean because he was trying to get Dwight fired.  I just didn't think he was as funny as he usually is.

I think Oscar comes back next week.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on January 12, 2007, 09:24:46 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 09:19:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit on January 12, 2007, 09:14:01 AM
Quote from: BananaHands on January 12, 2007, 08:40:48 AM
is dwight really going to be off the show?

Not a chance.  Angela kills Andy.  Andy out.  Dwight back in.  I'm sad that Andy will be gone, actually, but I see no other option.

I didn't like him as much this episode, but I think that was kind of the point.  I don't mean because he was trying to get Dwight fired.  I just didn't think he was as funny as he usually is.


Agreed.  His shtick might be getting a bit thin at this point.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 09:35:53 AM
Quote from: TG on January 12, 2007, 09:24:46 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 09:19:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit on January 12, 2007, 09:14:01 AM
Quote from: BananaHands on January 12, 2007, 08:40:48 AM
is dwight really going to be off the show?

Not a chance.  Angela kills Andy.  Andy out.  Dwight back in.  I'm sad that Andy will be gone, actually, but I see no other option.

I didn't like him as much this episode, but I think that was kind of the point.  I don't mean because he was trying to get Dwight fired.  I just didn't think he was as funny as he usually is.


Agreed.  His shtick might be getting a bit thin at this point.

Plus, we hardly ever see Creed now.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on January 12, 2007, 09:49:48 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 09:35:53 AM
Quote from: TG on January 12, 2007, 09:24:46 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 09:19:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit on January 12, 2007, 09:14:01 AM
Quote from: BananaHands on January 12, 2007, 08:40:48 AM
is dwight really going to be off the show?

Not a chance.  Angela kills Andy.  Andy out.  Dwight back in.  I'm sad that Andy will be gone, actually, but I see no other option.

I didn't like him as much this episode, but I think that was kind of the point.  I don't mean because he was trying to get Dwight fired.  I just didn't think he was as funny as he usually is.


Agreed.  His shtick might be getting a bit thin at this point.

Plus, we hardly ever see Creed now.

Agreed.  We need more Creed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Old Style Man on January 12, 2007, 10:56:54 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 11, 2007, 09:59:55 PM
I thought Dwight was doing some weird Dwight thing on that sales call, but it was all part of the master plan.  What a team! 

Angela's gonna end Andy.

Angela's gonna cut off Andy's johnson. I wouldn't fuck with her...Great episode last night. Why was Michael so depressed the whole time? I've never seen that side of him. He's probably realizing Jan is a psychotic bitch and is wondering what the hell he's gonna do now that he got what he wanted. Stanley gave Ryan exactly what he deserved last night. Ryan has turned into such a little prick. That was great. I guess Jim is really into Karen. Nice move on his part. My girlfriend just about cried when she realized that. She's gonna have to get over it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on January 12, 2007, 12:06:49 PM
Quote from: Old Style Man on January 12, 2007, 10:56:54 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 11, 2007, 09:59:55 PM
I thought Dwight was doing some weird Dwight thing on that sales call, but it was all part of the master plan.  What a team! 

Angela's gonna end Andy.

Angela's gonna cut off Andy's johnson. I wouldn't f@#$ with her...Great episode last night. Why was Michael so depressed the whole time? I've never seen that side of him. He's probably realizing Jan is a psychotic bitch and is wondering what the hell he's gonna do now that he got what he wanted. Stanley gave Ryan exactly what he deserved last night. Ryan has turned into such a little prick. That was great. I guess Jim is really into Karen. Nice move on his part. My girlfriend just about cried when she realized that. She's gonna have to get over it.

As is every other straight man in America.  She even looked good when she was horribly done up (I loved Phyllis's look when they revealed why they had gotten done up so ridiculously).

I love the fact that Michael is such a good salesman, as someone already pointed out.  He's such an idiot with everything else, that it gives some sense of realism to the fact that he worked his way up to regional manager.  I just figure he was too good of a salesman to fire and he stuck around long enough to outlast everyone else and get the position.  Great stuff.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on January 12, 2007, 12:13:09 PM
Also liked how Dwight asked if anyone wanted to exhange sales team partners and Jim said he would. And those Sebrings, that is sure one fine motorcarriage.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 12:14:13 PM
This is by far the best place for disecting The Office.  I was checking out the deleted scenes at nbc.com and saw that they had a message board for The Office.  Well, I'm still looking for my entertainment message board that gets mentioned in a major entertainment magazine or even a emagazine or a popular blog, so I thought I'd peruse it.  Those people are very dramatic.  Apparently, the Jim and Karen relationship is Jaren.  We can refer it to it like that from now on if we want to be really, really ghey(I'm giving in on the spelling, Apex).  It's pretty crazy over there and I'd suggest none of you ever go in there.  Except for Kermit.  He still frequents nsbb, so it's probably right up his alley.  
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on January 12, 2007, 12:24:39 PM
As is usually the case, I work late on Thursdays and don’t yet have a DVR but, thank to that questionable site that SD linked us up to, I can still hang.  Haven’t sent this episode yet, but am looking forward to it just to see some more of Stanley shining.

Last year, Kevin was my favorite secondary character, but Stanley has basically closed the gap.  I’ve said it before, but what’s great about this show is the depth of these secondary characters.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MDZ on January 12, 2007, 12:27:32 PM
In addition to Michael's sales ability, last night showed Dwight's.  I think they mentioned that he was their top rep during last season, and it was nice to see him in action.  The biggest (and kind of only) flaw that I saw in the BBC version was that David Brent was always a doofus, and never showed an ability to sell anything.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on January 12, 2007, 12:30:10 PM
Have we ever found out who Long Tim is?

Boobs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Old Style Man on January 12, 2007, 01:12:54 PM
Quote from: Huey on January 12, 2007, 12:24:39 PM
As is usually the case, I work late on Thursdays and don’t yet have a DVR but, thank to that questionable site that SD linked us up to, I can still hang.  Haven’t sent this episode yet, but am looking forward to it just to see some more of Stanley shining.

Last year, Kevin was my favorite secondary character, but Stanley has basically closed the gap.  I’ve said it before, but what’s great about this show is the depth of these secondary characters.


I still like Kevin, and Creed is No. 2. Kevin was priceless arguing with Angela yesterday, and last week was great when he took the pic of Jan home. "I don't have a lot of art". Creed is just...Creed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TG on January 12, 2007, 01:24:57 PM
Quote from: Huey on January 12, 2007, 12:24:39 PM

Last year, Kevin was my favorite secondary character, but Stanley has basically closed the gap.  I’ve said it before, but what’s great about this show is the depth of these secondary characters.

I still think Kelly is pretty underrated.  She hasn't been on much lately, but if she's on an episode, she usually has at least one pretty good line.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on January 12, 2007, 02:10:42 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 12:14:13 PM
This is by far the best place for disecting The Office.  I was checking out the deleted scenes at nbc.com and saw that they had a message board for The Office.  Well, I'm still looking for my entertainment message board that gets mentioned in a major entertainment magazine or even a emagazine or a popular blog, so I thought I'd peruse it.  Those people are very dramatic.  Apparently, the Jim and Karen relationship is Jaren.  We can refer it to it like that from now on if we want to be really, really ghey(I'm giving in on the spelling, Apex).  It's pretty crazy over there and I'd suggest none of you ever go in there.  Except for Kermit.  He still frequents nsbb, so it's probably right up his alley. 

If you guys stop posting links back there, I'll stop going.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: InternetApex on January 12, 2007, 02:24:11 PM
Quote from: TG on January 12, 2007, 01:24:57 PM
Quote from: Huey on January 12, 2007, 12:24:39 PM

Last year, Kevin was my favorite secondary character, but Stanley has basically closed the gap.  I’ve said it before, but what’s great about this show is the depth of these secondary characters.

I still think Kelly is pretty underrated.  She hasn't been on much lately, but if she's on an episode, she usually has at least one pretty good line.

We be-long together, Ryan...

I'm still singing that around the house in her annoying voice. can't help it. too funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 02:29:32 PM
Quote from: Apex on January 12, 2007, 02:24:11 PM
Quote from: TG on January 12, 2007, 01:24:57 PM
Quote from: Huey on January 12, 2007, 12:24:39 PM

Last year, Kevin was my favorite secondary character, but Stanley has basically closed the gap.  I’ve said it before, but what’s great about this show is the depth of these secondary characters.

I still think Kelly is pretty underrated.  She hasn't been on much lately, but if she's on an episode, she usually has at least one pretty good line.

We be-long together, Ryan...

I'm still singing that around the house in her annoying voice. can't help it. too funny.

Me and my girlfriend heard that song in the car not too long after the episode aired.  She sang it and slipped my name in there with the Kelly-look in her eyes.  I proposed immediately after that and now she's my fiance.* 

*what really happened was I started laughing and she did, too.  we're not really engaged.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: InternetApex on January 12, 2007, 02:41:01 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 02:29:32 PM
Quote from: Apex on January 12, 2007, 02:24:11 PM
Quote from: TG on January 12, 2007, 01:24:57 PM
Quote from: Huey on January 12, 2007, 12:24:39 PM

Last year, Kevin was my favorite secondary character, but Stanley has basically closed the gap.  I’ve said it before, but what’s great about this show is the depth of these secondary characters.

I still think Kelly is pretty underrated.  She hasn't been on much lately, but if she's on an episode, she usually has at least one pretty good line.

We be-long together, Ryan...

I'm still singing that around the house in her annoying voice. can't help it. too funny.

Me and my girlfriend heard that song in the car not too long after the episode aired.  She sang it and slipped my name in there with the Kelly-look in her eyes.  I proposed immediately after that and now she's my fiance.* 

*what really happened was I started laughing and she did, too.  we're not really engaged.

That's a cute story. But if that song ever played in a car while I was in it, I'd open the door and jump out. Don't care if the sumbitch was moving or how fast.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 02:44:03 PM
Quote from: Apex on January 12, 2007, 02:41:01 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 02:29:32 PM
Quote from: Apex on January 12, 2007, 02:24:11 PM
Quote from: TG on January 12, 2007, 01:24:57 PM
Quote from: Huey on January 12, 2007, 12:24:39 PM

Last year, Kevin was my favorite secondary character, but Stanley has basically closed the gap.  I’ve said it before, but what’s great about this show is the depth of these secondary characters.

I still think Kelly is pretty underrated.  She hasn't been on much lately, but if she's on an episode, she usually has at least one pretty good line.

We be-long together, Ryan...

I'm still singing that around the house in her annoying voice. can't help it. too funny.

Me and my girlfriend heard that song in the car not too long after the episode aired.  She sang it and slipped my name in there with the Kelly-look in her eyes.  I proposed immediately after that and now she's my fiance.* 

*what really happened was I started laughing and she did, too.  we're not really engaged.

That's a cute story. But if that song ever played in a car while I was in it, I'd open the door and jump out. Don't care if the sumbitch was moving or how fast.

If you were with me, then I wouldn't let you jump out.  We belong together, Apex.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on January 12, 2007, 03:37:40 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 02:44:03 PM
Quote from: Apex on January 12, 2007, 02:41:01 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 12, 2007, 02:29:32 PM
Quote from: Apex on January 12, 2007, 02:24:11 PM
Quote from: TG on January 12, 2007, 01:24:57 PM
Quote from: Huey on January 12, 2007, 12:24:39 PM

Last year, Kevin was my favorite secondary character, but Stanley has basically closed the gap.  I’ve said it before, but what’s great about this show is the depth of these secondary characters.

I still think Kelly is pretty underrated.  She hasn't been on much lately, but if she's on an episode, she usually has at least one pretty good line.

We be-long together, Ryan...

I'm still singing that around the house in her annoying voice. can't help it. too funny.

Me and my girlfriend heard that song in the car not too long after the episode aired.  She sang it and slipped my name in there with the Kelly-look in her eyes.  I proposed immediately after that and now she's my fiance.* 

*what really happened was I started laughing and she did, too.  we're not really engaged.

That's a cute story. But if that song ever played in a car while I was in it, I'd open the door and jump out. Don't care if the sumbitch was moving or how fast.

If you were with me, then I wouldn't let you jump out.  We belong together, Apex.

Wait, you asked Apex to marry you?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Neifilicious on January 16, 2007, 07:58:43 PM
Oompa Loompa Doompaty Dossum
Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome.
Why is he gone, he was such a nice guy?
No, he was not, he was a total douche.
Doompaty Doomp!

He'll be back in the next episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 16, 2007, 08:13:49 PM
I don't think any of us really thought Dwight was gone for good.  Now, that nbc.com message board, on the other hand...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 18, 2007, 07:49:18 PM
I don't like Ryan. 

At all. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on January 18, 2007, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 18, 2007, 07:49:18 PM
I don't like Ryan. 

At all. 

Nope, he's a jerk.  But I laughed out loud when he drew the tilde over the N for the Mexican Lemonade.


"I don't trust you Phyllis."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Taylor on January 18, 2007, 08:43:07 PM
Quote from: MDZ on January 12, 2007, 12:27:32 PM
In addition to Michael's sales ability, last night showed Dwight's.  I think they mentioned that he was their top rep during last season, and it was nice to see him in action.  The biggest (and kind of only) flaw that I saw in the BBC version was that David Brent was always a doofus, and never showed an ability to sell anything.

Intrepid Reader: David Brent

Quote"What is the single most important thing for a company? Is it the building? Is it the stock? Is it the turnover? It's the people, investment in people. My proudest moment here wasn't when I increased profits by seventeen per cent, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No. It was a young Greek guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me and he went, 'Mr. Brent, will you be the Godfather to my child?', so. (beat) Didn't happen in the end. We had to let him go, he was rubbish. He was rubbish"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on January 18, 2007, 08:44:59 PM
Quote from: CPT on January 18, 2007, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 18, 2007, 07:49:18 PM
I don't like Ryan. 

At all. 

Nope, he's a jerk.  But I laughed out loud when he drew the tilde over the N for the Mexican Lemonade.


"I don't trust you Phyllis."

Tilde?  What?  That's called a squiggly line, dude.  

They've done a good job of making it so I don't care if Andy or Karen leaves now.  Actually, I still want Karen there cuz she's hot.  But then it would just turn into Friends or the thing that's How I Met Your Mother has become.  
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on January 18, 2007, 09:23:20 PM
Did you enjoy your gay-cation?

I thought of that like two seconds after you left.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on January 19, 2007, 07:39:13 AM

Dwight working in a Staples while waiting for something better to come along?

Shit. I'm Dwight.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on January 19, 2007, 07:45:03 AM
I can't stand Ryan anymore.

It looks like were getting closer to Karen and Andy leaving.

Dwight's three resume versions and his words to describe himself were great.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Old Style Man on January 19, 2007, 08:49:02 AM
"I liked you better as an intern."

"So did I."

Awesome episode. Of course I say that every week. Dwight psyching himself up for interviews was great. Who'd a thought that Dwight is the glue that keeps Dunder Mifflen rolling? There has to be a final conflict between Dwight and Andy that ends in Andy's departure. I can't see that ending any other way.

I also saw that NBC has picked up the Office for next season. I hope they don't lose any key people. I don't know how much longer Steve Carrell can keep doing a network show. He's kind of a big deal.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on January 19, 2007, 09:07:00 AM
Alpha-male.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on January 19, 2007, 09:18:51 AM
Jack hammer.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on January 19, 2007, 09:39:15 AM
Quote from: forkserker on January 19, 2007, 07:39:13 AM

Dwight working in a Staples while waiting for something better to come along?

Shit. I'm Dwight.

You need to get your own bobblehead.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on January 19, 2007, 10:03:02 AM
That was an overreaction.  I'm going to go to the break room.  Anybody need anything?

My favorite moment was Dwight ripping his Staples shirt off as he left and throwing it at the rack of shopping carts.  Then, arriving at Dunder Mifflin in a Battlestar Galactica shirt and saying, "Did you do this for me?" as they showed a closeup of the "Welcome Back Oscar" banner.

"If you want to ride in on a donkey, we'll get you a donkey."

"I'm gonna get my beer on.  Gonna get my 'Lost' on."

Loved Michael's line about how anybody can be so completely self "unaware" while hiding behind his door in his office.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on January 19, 2007, 12:31:49 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 18, 2007, 07:49:18 PM
I don't like Ryan. 

At all. 

I love it.  Love the fact that they have an outright dick at the office with no redeeming qualities.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on January 19, 2007, 12:33:34 PM
Quote from: KD on January 19, 2007, 12:31:49 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 18, 2007, 07:49:18 PM
I don't like Ryan. 

At all. 

I love it.  Love the fact that they have an outright dick at the office with no redeeming qualities.

Try asking me 10 years ago.

Classic line.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Jake2.0 on January 19, 2007, 12:58:54 PM
"Nothing is on my horizon except everything.  Everything is on my horizon."

Best.  Office.  Yet. (almost positive)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Old Style Man on January 19, 2007, 01:43:27 PM
The producer's cut over at the NBC site is pretty damn good. Kelly asks Oscar if he likes Lance Bass more now. Oscar tells her he has no idea who that is, and she responds that he needs to know more about his culture. They shouldn't have cut that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on January 19, 2007, 01:45:58 PM
Quote from: Old Style Man on January 19, 2007, 01:43:27 PM
The producer's cut over at the NBC site is pretty damn good. Kelly asks Oscar if he likes Lance Bass more now. Oscar tells her he has no idea who that is, and she responds that he needs to know more about his culture. They shouldn't have cut that.
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That's hilarious.

I agree, that should have never been cut.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on January 19, 2007, 03:20:25 PM
Creed's snaps something in his brain, too.  That was a fun eight seconds.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on January 23, 2007, 11:54:30 AM
Quote from: AC on January 19, 2007, 12:33:34 PM
Quote from: KD on January 19, 2007, 12:31:49 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 18, 2007, 07:49:18 PM
I don't like Ryan. 

At all. 

I love it.  Love the fact that they have an outright dick at the office with no redeeming qualities.

Try asking me 10 years ago.

Classic line.

Big Turkey.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on January 30, 2007, 02:51:19 PM
Quote from: KD on January 19, 2007, 12:31:49 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 18, 2007, 07:49:18 PM
I don't like Ryan. 

At all. 

I love it.  Love the fact that they have an outright dick at the office with no redeeming qualities.

Seconded.  While Ryan has become a complete tool, it's just because he's so annoyed with himself for taking a permanent job there, that he hates everything about the office, including Jim's antics.  Honestly, if I really hated that job (and myself for working it), Jim would be pretty annoying, and I'd probably act just like Ryan.  His character really has some bite to it now.  Good stuff.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on January 30, 2007, 03:19:35 PM
Quote from: Kermit on January 30, 2007, 02:51:19 PM
Quote from: KD on January 19, 2007, 12:31:49 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 18, 2007, 07:49:18 PM
I don't like Ryan. 

At all. 

I love it.  Love the fact that they have an outright dick at the office with no redeeming qualities.

Seconded.  While Ryan has become a complete tool, it's just because he's so annoyed with himself for taking a permanent job there, that he hates everything about the office, including Jim's antics.  Honestly, if I really hated that job (and myself for working it), Jim would be pretty annoying, and I'd probably act just like Ryan.  His character really has some bite to it now.  Good stuff.

It's great.  I like the fact that they don't go down the "watered-down Jim" path, some snarky-but-charming guy for the blogger girls to adore.  You can't stand the guy, and have no reason to.  Just leave it like that.  Don't add anything.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on January 30, 2007, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: KD on January 30, 2007, 03:19:35 PM
Quote from: Kermit on January 30, 2007, 02:51:19 PM
Quote from: KD on January 19, 2007, 12:31:49 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 18, 2007, 07:49:18 PM
I don't like Ryan. 

At all. 

I love it.  Love the fact that they have an outright dick at the office with no redeeming qualities.

Seconded.  While Ryan has become a complete tool, it's just because he's so annoyed with himself for taking a permanent job there, that he hates everything about the office, including Jim's antics.  Honestly, if I really hated that job (and myself for working it), Jim would be pretty annoying, and I'd probably act just like Ryan.  His character really has some bite to it now.  Good stuff.

It's great.  I like the fact that they don't go down the "watered-down Jim" path, some snarky-but-charming guy for the blogger girls to adore.  You can't stand the guy, and have no reason to.  Just leave it like that.  Don't add anything.

My wife and I just purchased Season 2 and have been watching it for the last couple days. They really laid the groundwork nicely for Ryan becoming a complete tool. I still don't necessarily like him, but it's good character development.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 01, 2007, 09:07:24 AM
He ain't goin' nowhere...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3id5a106d37939221678e4d42c875f2e3b
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on February 01, 2007, 09:12:40 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 01, 2007, 09:07:24 AM
He ain't goin' nowhere...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3id5a106d37939221678e4d42c875f2e3b

Steak. Balls.

More Andy vs. Dwight can be the salvation of mankind.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on February 01, 2007, 10:56:27 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 01, 2007, 09:07:24 AM
He ain't goin' nowhere...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3id5a106d37939221678e4d42c875f2e3b

Oh, man.  I'm pretty pumped about that.  I wouldn't have been devastated if he'd left, but I'm really glad he's staying.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: cubbiebluestew on February 01, 2007, 06:06:02 PM
Quote from: Kermit on February 01, 2007, 10:56:27 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 01, 2007, 09:07:24 AM
He ain't goin' nowhere...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3id5a106d37939221678e4d42c875f2e3b

Oh, man.  I'm pretty pumped about that.  I wouldn't have been devastated if he'd left, but I'm really glad he's staying.

What I think is the best news in that article is that there is going to be a sequel to
"Harold and Kumar"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 01, 2007, 08:06:23 PM
That was pretty weak.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 01, 2007, 08:15:55 PM
Pam looked very tired.  I thought Jim was the one losing all the sleep.

But, yeah, not one of their stronger efforts.

"An hour-long shower with men..."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Neifilicious on February 01, 2007, 08:57:27 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 01, 2007, 09:07:24 AM
He ain't goin' nowhere...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3id5a106d37939221678e4d42c875f2e3b

QuoteIn addition, Helms has a role in the upcoming sequel to "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle."
Oh, good. 
Because, you know- right after I saw that movie, I thought to myself, "Wow.  The world really, really needs a sequel to that!"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on February 01, 2007, 09:04:52 PM
Quote from: Xenu on February 01, 2007, 08:57:27 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 01, 2007, 09:07:24 AM
He ain't goin' nowhere...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3id5a106d37939221678e4d42c875f2e3b

QuoteIn addition, Helms has a role in the upcoming sequel to "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle."
Oh, good. 
Because, you know- right after I saw that movie, I thought to myself, "Wow.  The world really, really needs a sequel to that!"

I watched "Harold and Kumar" with the...ahem..."appropriate" accessories at my disposal and hardly laughed. 

As far as stoner comedies go, it was a major disappointment.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: djm on February 02, 2007, 08:35:59 AM
A decent,  but not great episode last night.  It really did not do much.  Since Andy was not on, I was wondering if they were just going to bump him.  Good to see that he will live on though.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 02, 2007, 08:48:35 AM
I love Harold and I love Kumar equally, they can do no wrong.

Huey, try watching Grandma's Boy with some accessories. You'll come back and curse my name for suggesting you watch such a dumb movie, but I swear, all the people I've told to watch it have loved it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MDZ on February 02, 2007, 09:25:13 AM
As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherfucker down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on February 02, 2007, 09:26:05 AM

Let's not hijack this thread.

Now, who's ready for some man meat?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 02, 2007, 09:26:42 AM
Quote from: forkserker on February 02, 2007, 09:26:05 AM

Let's not hijack this thread.
Now, who's ready for some man meat?

that's like telling people at a Sox convention not to use meth. COME ON!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MDZ on February 02, 2007, 09:28:15 AM
He hasn't said a word yet.  He's just been giggling.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on February 02, 2007, 09:29:50 AM

Do you use Tide detergent?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on February 02, 2007, 09:32:26 AM
Is that the grill you burned your foot on?

No....Yes
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: James Westfall on February 02, 2007, 10:49:25 AM
I really can't decide if Jim's girlfriend is hot.  Sometimes she's attractive and sometimes she looks like a usded hooker after she's come off her heroin high.  good Ep.  Loved Dwight in a bra.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 02, 2007, 11:24:33 AM
Were you near-sighted or far-sighted?

Both. That's why I invented the bi-focal.

GAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MDZ on February 02, 2007, 11:58:23 AM
I'm 99 percent sure that Jim was lying when he told me that is the real Ben Franklin.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Czervik on February 02, 2007, 01:08:32 PM
I found this episode lacking.

Although I was quite certain Michael was going to spill his milk when the stripper was grinding on him.  That would have been funny.

And Pam and whatshername looked equally blah.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on February 02, 2007, 02:12:16 PM
Quote from: MDZ on February 02, 2007, 09:25:13 AM
As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherf@#$er down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherf@#$er down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherf@#$er down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it!

Flavor crystals?!  Try to get away with it in myyyyyyy class.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Shooter on February 02, 2007, 02:38:35 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on February 02, 2007, 01:08:32 PM

Although I was quite certain Michael was going to spill his milk when the stripper was grinding on him.  That would have been funny.


Michael was totally unprepared for a stripper. No wind pants.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 02, 2007, 02:39:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit on February 02, 2007, 02:12:16 PM
Quote from: MDZ on February 02, 2007, 09:25:13 AM
As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherf@#$er down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherf@#$er down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherf@#$er down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it!

Flavor crystals?!  Try to get away with it in myyyyyyy class.
Whoa...ridiculous flashback just now.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 03, 2007, 10:28:29 AM
Quote from: Shooter on February 02, 2007, 02:38:35 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on February 02, 2007, 01:08:32 PM

Although I was quite certain Michael was going to spill his milk when the stripper was grinding on him.  That would have been funny.


Michael was totally unprepared for a stripper. No wind pants.

Suit pants are pretty thin, though. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 08, 2007, 08:12:18 PM
Hey Dwight, want an Altoid?

Hey Dwight, want an Altoid?

Hey Dwight, want an Altoid?

Hey Dwight, want an Altoid?

Hey Dwight, want an Altoid?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 08, 2007, 08:23:17 PM
If I were you, I'd get really drunk and tell someone I was pregnant.

Did you break wind?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 08, 2007, 08:41:09 PM
Websters Dictionary defines wedding as fusing two pieces of metal together with a torch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on February 08, 2007, 08:43:22 PM
Fuck, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 08, 2007, 08:45:51 PM
Quote from: CPT on February 08, 2007, 08:43:22 PM
f@#$, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?

Yeah, it was.  It was Phyllis and Bob's wedding, and Michael was in rare form.

There was also some key Jim/Pam stuff, if you're into that storyline.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Old Style Man on February 08, 2007, 08:57:20 PM
Quote from: CPT on February 08, 2007, 08:43:22 PM
f@#$, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?

Yeah, it was awesome. I thought Scrantonicity only played Police songs?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CPT on February 08, 2007, 08:59:49 PM
Quote from: Old Style Man on February 08, 2007, 08:57:20 PM
Quote from: CPT on February 08, 2007, 08:43:22 PM
f@#$, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?

Yeah, it was awesome. I thought Scrantonicity only played Police songs?

Scrantonicity was on?!?  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I would have liked to have seen that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 08, 2007, 09:20:10 PM
Quote from: Old Style Man on February 08, 2007, 08:57:20 PM
Quote from: CPT on February 08, 2007, 08:43:22 PM
f@#$, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?

Yeah, it was awesome. I thought Scrantonicity only played Police songs?

This was their third wedding.

They played their bassist's wedding.

And their guitarist's wedding.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on February 08, 2007, 09:33:31 PM
Quote from: CPT on February 08, 2007, 08:59:49 PM
Quote from: Old Style Man on February 08, 2007, 08:57:20 PM
Quote from: CPT on February 08, 2007, 08:43:22 PM
f@#$, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?

Yeah, it was awesome. I thought Scrantonicity only played Police songs?

Scrantonicity was on?!?  f@#$ f@#$ f@#$ f@#$.

I would have liked to have seen that.

Just go to that questionable site that SD hooked us up with it.  It'll prolly be up tomorrow.  I know that's what I'm doing since I didn't get home until 7:45.  I'm curious to find out how Toby got such a hot date for the wedding.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 08, 2007, 09:51:15 PM
Quote from: Huey on February 08, 2007, 09:33:31 PM
Quote from: CPT on February 08, 2007, 08:59:49 PM
Quote from: Old Style Man on February 08, 2007, 08:57:20 PM
Quote from: CPT on February 08, 2007, 08:43:22 PM
f@#$, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?

Yeah, it was awesome. I thought Scrantonicity only played Police songs?

Scrantonicity was on?!?  f@#$ f@#$ f@#$ f@#$.

I would have liked to have seen that.

Just go to that questionable site that SD hooked us up with it.  It'll prolly be up tomorrow.  I know that's what I'm doing since I didn't get home until 7:45.  I'm curious to find out how Toby got such a hot date for the wedding.



You can also go to:

http://www.dunderball.com/
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on February 09, 2007, 08:36:40 AM
I almost spit out my beer when Ryan knocked the flowers out of the air so his girl couldn't catch them...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on February 09, 2007, 10:32:15 AM
Quote from: BananaHands on February 09, 2007, 08:36:40 AM
I almost spit out my beer when Ryan knocked the flowers out of the air so his girl couldn't catch them...

Man, I didn't even see that! That's brilliant.

This is...(sniff) a white.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 09, 2007, 11:45:54 AM
That is pungent.


Yeah, I liked the fart joke the best.  Big surprise...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Czervik on February 09, 2007, 01:09:37 PM
Photographer:  "Alright how 'bout we try just the Bride and Groom on this one.  Wait, MOm and Dad can stay.  And the sisters, and you and you and you."

Micheal left out of the photo.

I think the Michael's uncomfortable humor thing is getting too outlandish.  Tone it down.  Subtle is better.  My Opinion.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Shooter on February 09, 2007, 01:15:36 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on February 09, 2007, 01:09:37 PM

I think the Michael's uncomfortable humor thing is getting too outlandish.  Tone it down.  Subtle is better.  My Opinion.


I agree. It's a funnier show when he's a member of the cast rather than the focus. They seem to be going for a more David Brent/cringe factor at times, and it doesn't work as well here.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on February 09, 2007, 01:18:02 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on February 09, 2007, 01:09:37 PM
Photographer:  "Alright how 'bout we try just the Bride and Groom on this one.  Wait, MOm and Dad can stay.  And the sisters, and you and you and you."

Micheal left out of the photo.

I think the Michael's uncomfortable humor thing is getting too outlandish.  Tone it down.  Subtle is better.  My Opinion.


Completely agree. I don't laugh at michael as much as the secondary characters, like creed taking the card off one of the presents, then replacing it with his card..  did we already know stanley was dating a white girl?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 09, 2007, 01:29:53 PM
I liked him jumping up and down in the window, trying to see what was going on.

And then, of course, the multiple openings to his toast.  "I am Michael Scott, and for the next 40 minutes, I will be telling you ..."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Taylor on February 09, 2007, 01:33:05 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 09, 2007, 01:15:36 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on February 09, 2007, 01:09:37 PM

I think the Michael's uncomfortable humor thing is getting too outlandish.  Tone it down.  Subtle is better.  My Opinion.


I agree. It's a funnier show when he's a member of the cast rather than the focus. They seem to be going for a more David Brent/cringe factor at times, and it doesn't work as well here.

He's not funny period. The whole character is over the top and whereas Brent would say something stupid and try to correct it and end up only making it worse. The Michael Scott character is just obnoxious. And they have to beat every joke to death. It's getting to the point with almost each joke they have to make a face into the camera just to make sure we get the joke. The show has turned into a typical sitcom minus a laugh track and it's bordering on a soap opera with all of the drama and office romances they've got going on.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 09, 2007, 01:48:53 PM
Quote from: Taylor on February 09, 2007, 01:33:05 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 09, 2007, 01:15:36 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on February 09, 2007, 01:09:37 PM

I think the Michael's uncomfortable humor thing is getting too outlandish.  Tone it down.  Subtle is better.  My Opinion.


I agree. It's a funnier show when he's a member of the cast rather than the focus. They seem to be going for a more David Brent/cringe factor at times, and it doesn't work as well here.

He's not funny period. The whole character is over the top and whereas Brent would say something stupid and try to correct it and end up only making it worse. The Michael Scott character is just obnoxious. And they have to beat every joke to death. It's getting to the point with almost each joke they have to make a face into the camera just to make sure we get the joke. The show has turned into a typical sitcom minus a laugh track and it's bordering on a soap opera with all of the drama and office romances they've got going on.

So, you like it?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 09, 2007, 01:49:49 PM
Quote from: AC on February 09, 2007, 01:48:53 PM
Quote from: Taylor on February 09, 2007, 01:33:05 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 09, 2007, 01:15:36 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on February 09, 2007, 01:09:37 PM

I think the Michael's uncomfortable humor thing is getting too outlandish.  Tone it down.  Subtle is better.  My Opinion.


I agree. It's a funnier show when he's a member of the cast rather than the focus. They seem to be going for a more David Brent/cringe factor at times, and it doesn't work as well here.

He's not funny period. The whole character is over the top and whereas Brent would say something stupid and try to correct it and end up only making it worse. The Michael Scott character is just obnoxious. And they have to beat every joke to death. It's getting to the point with almost each joke they have to make a face into the camera just to make sure we get the joke. The show has turned into a typical sitcom minus a laugh track and it's bordering on a soap opera with all of the drama and office romances they've got going on.

So, you like it?

Of course not.  He's just forced to watch it every week, apparently.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: James Westfall on February 09, 2007, 02:04:46 PM
That's my only gripe about the show as well.  The dude is a boob.  Why would anyone invite him anywhere?  Why would anyone want to work for him? 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Taylor on February 09, 2007, 02:26:18 PM
Quote from: EG on February 09, 2007, 01:49:49 PM
Quote from: AC on February 09, 2007, 01:48:53 PM
Quote from: Taylor on February 09, 2007, 01:33:05 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 09, 2007, 01:15:36 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on February 09, 2007, 01:09:37 PM

I think the Michael's uncomfortable humor thing is getting too outlandish.  Tone it down.  Subtle is better.  My Opinion.


I agree. It's a funnier show when he's a member of the cast rather than the focus. They seem to be going for a more David Brent/cringe factor at times, and it doesn't work as well here.

He's not funny period. The whole character is over the top and whereas Brent would say something stupid and try to correct it and end up only making it worse. The Michael Scott character is just obnoxious. And they have to beat every joke to death. It's getting to the point with almost each joke they have to make a face into the camera just to make sure we get the joke. The show has turned into a typical sitcom minus a laugh track and it's bordering on a soap opera with all of the drama and office romances they've got going on.

So, you like it?

Of course not.  He's just forced to watch it every week, apparently.

Last season was good. The characters, situations and humor worked. This season they've been forcing the humor way too much. It's supposed to be a reality show. It's lost that element. I'm hoping that it returns to form, but as the season progresses it moves more towards the soap opera and sitcom. It hasn't jumped the shark yet, but Fonzie is putting on the water skis.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on February 10, 2007, 12:30:17 PM
"The CELTICS were a great team."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on February 11, 2007, 07:30:46 PM
That's what I was preaching from the get-go.  Brent is a lot more realistic than Scott, which I think makes him more sympathetic (and funnier).  I've really come to love the American version, and I think the secondary characters are better than the BBC version, but Brent >>>>>>>>>>>> Scott.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on February 11, 2007, 08:36:04 PM
Michael is way over the top...the wedding episode was the worst yet. In the past whenever Michael would do something totally ridiculous, or when he was so pathetic that it went beyond funny to sad, they had him do something redeeming. Something that made him seem likable or competent. It seem like they have forgotten about that, and I wish they would tone it down a little, but I still think it is the funniest show on TV.

I've only seen a few episodes of the original Office, but I love Extras. I need to check it out.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on February 11, 2007, 09:19:24 PM
Quote from: butthead on February 11, 2007, 08:36:04 PM
Michael is way over the top...the wedding episode was the worst yet. In the past whenever Michael would do something totally ridiculous, or when he was so pathetic that it went beyond funny to sad, they had him do something redeeming. Something that made him seem likable or competent. It seem like they have forgotten about that, and I wish they would tone it down a little, but I still think it is the funniest show on TV.

I've only seen a few episodes of the original Office, but I love Extras. I need to check it out.


You could get through the entire series in a weekend easily.  And it would be worth every minute.  J-Kerm and I have the first season of Extras sitting right here, and I'm trying to talk her out of watching the Grammys in favor of it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on February 11, 2007, 10:39:30 PM
Quote from: Kermit on February 11, 2007, 09:19:24 PM
Quote from: butthead on February 11, 2007, 08:36:04 PM
Michael is way over the top...the wedding episode was the worst yet. In the past whenever Michael would do something totally ridiculous, or when he was so pathetic that it went beyond funny to sad, they had him do something redeeming. Something that made him seem likable or competent. It seem like they have forgotten about that, and I wish they would tone it down a little, but I still think it is the funniest show on TV.

I've only seen a few episodes of the original Office, but I love Extras. I need to check it out.


You could get through the entire series in a weekend easily.  And it would be worth every minute.  J-Kerm and I have the first season of Extras sitting right here, and I'm trying to talk her out of watching the Grammys in favor of it.

From what I've seen of the original Office, meaning the first three or four episodes,the storylines are about the same. I assume after awhile the American version went a different direction?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 12, 2007, 08:05:40 AM
You assume correctly.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on February 12, 2007, 09:04:57 AM
Quote from: James Westfall on February 09, 2007, 02:04:46 PM
That's my only gripe about the show as well.  The dude is a boob.  Why would anyone invite him anywhere?   Why would anyone want to work for him? 

Phyllis got 6 weeks off for her honeymoon.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 12, 2007, 09:15:43 AM
Quote from: forkserker on February 12, 2007, 09:04:57 AM
Quote from: James Westfall on February 09, 2007, 02:04:46 PM
That's my only gripe about the show as well.  The dude is a boob.  Why would anyone invite him anywhere?   Why would anyone want to work for him? 

Phyllis got 6 weeks off for her honeymoon.

No one's ever gotten 6 weeks off before.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: James Westfall on February 12, 2007, 09:33:32 AM
If you make him a part of the wedding knowing what a boob he is, you deserve to have your wedding ruined, regardless of the vacation time.


Anyway...IS it me or are they making Pam's ex more likable now? 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on February 12, 2007, 09:35:48 AM
Quote from: James Westfall on February 12, 2007, 09:33:32 AM
If you make him a part of the wedding knowing what a boob he is, you deserve to have your wedding ruined, regardless of the vacation time.


Anyway...IS it me or are they making Pam's ex more likable now? 

They're definitely trying.  Don't buy into it though, JW.  He's just trying to get you to like him again, and then he'll break your heart.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 12, 2007, 09:36:09 AM
Roy is still a moron...he's just laying on the aw shucks charm because he's desperate to get Pam back. If they end up getting back together, I imagine he'd go back to Old Roy pretty quickly.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on February 12, 2007, 09:38:04 AM
Quote from: AC on February 12, 2007, 09:36:09 AM
Roy is still a moron...he's just laying on the aw shucks charm because he's desperate to get Pam back. If they end up getting back together, I imagine he'd go back to Old Roy pretty quickly.

I was wondering if they're gonna do something wierd with Roy, after he didn't want to watch the stipper, saying he liked "Pam's art" more. Maybe he's teh ghey?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on February 12, 2007, 09:38:44 AM
Guh. I'm so sick of soap operas.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 12, 2007, 11:59:00 AM
Quote from: forkserker on February 12, 2007, 09:38:04 AM
Quote from: AC on February 12, 2007, 09:36:09 AM
Roy is still a moron...he's just laying on the aw shucks charm because he's desperate to get Pam back. If they end up getting back together, I imagine he'd go back to Old Roy pretty quickly.

I was wondering if they're gonna do something wierd with Roy, after he didn't want to watch the stipper, saying he liked "Pam's art" more. Maybe he's teh ghey?

He did play a "ghey" in Out Cold.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on February 12, 2007, 12:21:50 PM
The criticism about Michael being too over-the-top is valid, but this week’s episode was a rather extreme example of it, so I wouldn’t break out the shark fins just yet.  And even still, this episode had plenty of moments where I was laughing out loud.

Dwight:  You look as pretty as the Queen of England.

Michael.  “Let them eat cake”.  Margaret Thatcher said that.  She was one smart broad.

Meredith:  You know you’re not supposed to wear white to a wedding?
Kelly:  I know.  But it was an emergency (she later reveals the “emergency” to be that she “looks fantastic in white”).

Kevin giggling like a schoolgirl in the church pew after not believing how Toby found his hot date.  For that matter, Tobyâ€"usually an extremely drab characterâ€"showing some emotion and giving himself a shout-out.

I even liked the “Celtics were a great team” line that KD mentioned.  What was even funnier, to me, was that Michael Mentioned Robert Parrish.  That’s an odd little nuance, no?  For one thing, the dementia-riddled uncle was probably referring to the late 60’s Celtics of Bill Russell and Hondo Havlicek, but the fact that Michael thought of Chief before Bird and McHale was pretty funny, IMO.

Yeah Michael can make the show really painful and overbearing, but I wouldn’t ditch it.  There are still plenty of laughs to be had.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on February 12, 2007, 01:38:51 PM
JIM:  What are you doing?

DWIGHT:  I don't know.  All of a sudden my mouth tastes really bad.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on February 12, 2007, 04:44:08 PM
Quote from: Huey on February 12, 2007, 12:21:50 PM
What was even funnier, to me, was that Michael Mentioned Robert Parrish.  That’s an odd little nuance, no?  For one thing, the dementia-riddled uncle was probably referring to the late 60’s Celtics of Bill Russell and Hondo Havlicek, but the fact that Michael thought of Chief before Bird and McHale was pretty funny, IMO.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 15, 2007, 08:13:13 PM
I shot a werewolf once.  But then by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 15, 2007, 08:17:05 PM
Oscar and his companion were meeeeeeeeeeeeeeean. But right on.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 15, 2007, 08:17:38 PM
I liked this episode.  Ryan's sitting by Kelly now.  RIGHTEOUS.  Creed chased a bat(Animals can't feel pain.)  AWESOME.  Michael Scott through candy and rubbed his Chunky all up on Pam.  SWEET.  Way to go Joss Whedon.

And writers.  Way to go writers.

You're with me, Vampire Jim. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 15, 2007, 08:18:45 PM
Quote from: AC on February 15, 2007, 08:17:05 PM
Oscar and his companion were cattymeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean. But right on.

my uncle'd

or

Hardaway'd

or

killer crossover'd
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 15, 2007, 08:23:20 PM
Ryan has never made a sale.  And he started a fire while trying to cook ... a cheesy pita.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Old Style Man on February 16, 2007, 08:17:03 AM
Ryan is such a douche. Nice to see him get bitch slapped by Michael. I wonder if Jim will take his old desk back...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MDZ on February 16, 2007, 08:33:58 AM
"Do you have the tools to turn a broomhandle into a stake?"
"What gauge?"

and

"I'm a hero"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on February 16, 2007, 08:38:44 AM
I love it that Stanley saw that bat and just headed home..
also that Toby was saying how he'd rather miss his daughter's play than pam's art show, because kid's plays aren't "really artistic".

wikipedia has some pretty funny info on each of the characters on the show..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_from_The_Office_(US)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 16, 2007, 09:04:42 AM
Quote from: Old Style Man on February 16, 2007, 08:17:03 AM
Ryan is such a douche. Nice to see him get bitch slapped by Michael. I wonder if Jim will take his old desk back...

I loved Michael's line about people never going out of business. Not to mention the "I don't fire people, I hire people."

Ha, now go sit by your ridiculous slampiece for awhile.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on February 16, 2007, 09:38:47 AM
Quote from: AC on February 16, 2007, 09:04:42 AM
Quote from: Old Style Man on February 16, 2007, 08:17:03 AM
Ryan is such a douche. Nice to see him get bitch slapped by Michael. I wonder if Jim will take his old desk back...

I loved Michael's line about people never going out of business. Not to mention the "I don't fire people, I hire people."

Ha, now go sit by your ridiculous slampiece for awhile.

"I don't fire people, I hire people. Inspire people."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: cubbiebluestew on February 16, 2007, 07:49:46 PM
When Michael started his business school lecture he played a fanfare from a Teaching Company tape.  Nice touch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Huey on February 17, 2007, 01:11:26 AM
"Your art was the prettiest...of all the art."

Toby's got a thing for Pam, now.  Funny how he shows it, by dissin' his own daughter.

Kelly at the end with the "OMG" x infinity.  That was hilariously blistering insanity.

Yet more long stretche of uncomfortable Michael, but it somehow managed to break through.  Ryan's definitely a defeatist punk.

Pretty strong effort.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 22, 2007, 08:49:30 PM
I'd like a warning from NBC when they're going to turn the last half of The Office into Grey's Anatomy. 

Dwight was funny.  The potato salad was funny.  I thought Karen's joke on Jim was funny.

Roy's reaction was intense.  I wouldn't wanna be Jim Halpert right about next week. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 22, 2007, 09:56:42 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 22, 2007, 08:49:30 PM
I'd like a warning from NBC when they're going to turn the last half of The Office into Grey's Anatomy. 

Dwight was funny.  The potato salad was funny.  I thought Karen's joke on Jim was funny.

Roy's reaction was intense.  I wouldn't wanna be Jim Halpert right about next week. 
Wasn't sure if that was supposed to funny...scared the piss out of me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 22, 2007, 10:20:04 PM
Quote from: AC on February 22, 2007, 09:56:42 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 22, 2007, 08:49:30 PM
I'd like a warning from NBC when they're going to turn the last half of The Office into Grey's Anatomy. 

Dwight was funny.  The potato salad was funny.  I thought Karen's joke on Jim was funny.

Roy's reaction was intense.  I wouldn't wanna be Jim Halpert right about next week. 
Wasn't sure if that was supposed to funny...scared the piss out of me.

I know.  So now we've got that drama to look forward to next week.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on February 23, 2007, 07:02:02 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 22, 2007, 10:20:04 PM
Quote from: AC on February 22, 2007, 09:56:42 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 22, 2007, 08:49:30 PM
I'd like a warning from NBC when they're going to turn the last half of The Office into Grey's Anatomy. 

Dwight was funny.  The potato salad was funny.  I thought Karen's joke on Jim was funny.

Roy's reaction was intense.  I wouldn't wanna be Jim Halpert right about next week. 
Wasn't sure if that was supposed to funny...scared the piss out of me.

I know.  So now we've got that drama to look forward to next week.



I don't like this at all.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 23, 2007, 08:02:39 AM
I'm looking forward to hearing everyone else's opinion on last night...I'm thinking Taylor, for one, is going to be pissed off.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on February 23, 2007, 08:08:05 AM
Quote from: AC on February 23, 2007, 08:02:39 AM
I'm looking forward to hearing everyone else's opinion on last night...I'm thinking Taylor, for one, is going to be pissed off.

For the most part I liked it. Some good lines,

"I'll just collapse like a dying star."

Creed and Toby

I am not a fan of introducing drama into a comedy, so I don't like where Roy/Jim/Pam is going. Although, I could be surprised.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 23, 2007, 08:16:16 AM
Yeah, I was disappointed after the Pam/Roy thing, but, after thinking about it, realized there were still definitely a few funny moments.

"Good thing you didn't listen to me."

"Yeah, that was a close one..."


30 Rock blew it out of the water last night in the comedy department, though.  The Office came up second in Best Drama after Scubs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on February 23, 2007, 08:19:11 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 23, 2007, 08:16:16 AM
Yeah, I was disappointed after the Pam/Roy thing, but, after thinking about it, realized there were still definitely a few funny moments.

"Good thing you didn't listen to me."

"Yeah, that was a close one..."


30 Rock blew it out of the water last night in the comedy department, though.  The Office came up second in Best Drama after Scubs.

We just started watching 30 Rock a few weeks ago, with the Paul Reubens prince episode. Excellent show. Alec Baldwin's character is great and the rest of the cast is pretty strong in my opinion.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on February 23, 2007, 08:22:09 AM
I kept laughing at Dwight. That was the whole show to me. Usually is anymore. Most of this doesn't make sense and that's what's supposed to be so funny. I feel bad because I don't think it is. Michael rolling around on the floor in a straight jacket? Good sight gag but not hilarious. Calling himself Michael the Magic was though.

All in all I'd say,

Dwight: Teh ablls.
Episode: Not teh ablls.

I did watch Slap Shot on HBO right afterward and it was funny. Not a wasted effort on the couch. Go me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 23, 2007, 08:44:09 AM
Quote from: JS on February 23, 2007, 08:19:11 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 23, 2007, 08:16:16 AM
Yeah, I was disappointed after the Pam/Roy thing, but, after thinking about it, realized there were still definitely a few funny moments.

"Good thing you didn't listen to me."

"Yeah, that was a close one..."


30 Rock blew it out of the water last night in the comedy department, though.  The Office came up second in Best Drama after Scubs.

We just started watching 30 Rock a few weeks ago, with the Paul Reubens prince episode. Excellent show. Alec Baldwin's character is great and the rest of the cast is pretty strong in my opinion.

You've got to post your thoughts in the Studio 60 thread. I haven't watched last night's yet but it's a nice little leftover for the weekend.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on February 23, 2007, 08:47:26 AM
Quote from: AC on February 23, 2007, 08:44:09 AM
Quote from: JS on February 23, 2007, 08:19:11 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 23, 2007, 08:16:16 AM
Yeah, I was disappointed after the Pam/Roy thing, but, after thinking about it, realized there were still definitely a few funny moments.

"Good thing you didn't listen to me."

"Yeah, that was a close one..."


30 Rock blew it out of the water last night in the comedy department, though.  The Office came up second in Best Drama after Scubs.

We just started watching 30 Rock a few weeks ago, with the Paul Reubens prince episode. Excellent show. Alec Baldwin's character is great and the rest of the cast is pretty strong in my opinion.

You've got to post your thoughts in the Studio 60 thread. I haven't watched last night's yet but it's a nice little leftover for the weekend.

Done
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Taylor on February 23, 2007, 08:47:42 AM
Quote from: AC on February 23, 2007, 08:02:39 AM
I'm looking forward to hearing everyone else's opinion on last night...I'm thinking Taylor, for one, is going to be pissed off.

cough:::soap opera:::cough

The straight jacket bit? Next episode they should have Michael pull up to house to meet a teenage girl he met on line and he gets busted. That would be funny. Wouldn't it? Just random out of character bits that the writers think would be funny.

The secondary characters are still funny, but the Toby/Pam/Roy/Jim/Karen thing is taking over the show. Especially with last night's "dramatic" ending. It was one thing when (UK version) Lee shoved Tim when he was dancing with Dawn. He saw Tim with his finance and reacted. But this is turning into so much DRAMA and it's pretty thin at that.

I'm not pissed off. It's TV show so I don't give a toss. Earl is still good. Randy's comment about missing the beginning of Cannonball II cracked me up.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on February 23, 2007, 08:49:40 AM
Quote from: AC on February 23, 2007, 08:44:09 AM
Quote from: JS on February 23, 2007, 08:19:11 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 23, 2007, 08:16:16 AM
Yeah, I was disappointed after the Pam/Roy thing, but, after thinking about it, realized there were still definitely a few funny moments.

"Good thing you didn't listen to me."

"Yeah, that was a close one..."


30 Rock blew it out of the water last night in the comedy department, though.  The Office came up second in Best Drama after Scubs.

We just started watching 30 Rock a few weeks ago, with the Paul Reubens prince episode. Excellent show. Alec Baldwin's character is great and the rest of the cast is pretty strong in my opinion.

You've got to post your thoughts in the Studio 60 thread. I haven't watched last night's yet but it's a nice little leftover for the weekend.

You're gonna love the harmonizing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: James Westfall on February 23, 2007, 09:43:24 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 23, 2007, 08:49:40 AM
Quote from: AC on February 23, 2007, 08:44:09 AM
Quote from: JS on February 23, 2007, 08:19:11 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 23, 2007, 08:16:16 AM
Yeah, I was disappointed after the Pam/Roy thing, but, after thinking about it, realized there were still definitely a few funny moments.

"Good thing you didn't listen to me."

"Yeah, that was a close one..."


30 Rock blew it out of the water last night in the comedy department, though.  The Office came up second in Best Drama after Scubs.

We just started watching 30 Rock a few weeks ago, with the Paul Reubens prince episode. Excellent show. Alec Baldwin's character is great and the rest of the cast is pretty strong in my opinion.

You've got to post your thoughts in the Studio 60 thread. I haven't watched last night's yet but it's a nice little leftover for the weekend.

You're gonna love the e-harmonizing.

Dr. Phil'd.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 23, 2007, 09:46:38 AM
One big thing: did Karen say she was the only one left from the merger? Where the F is Andy?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on February 23, 2007, 09:53:58 AM
Karen mentioned that Andy is in anger management.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Old Style Man on February 23, 2007, 10:54:26 AM
Andy is in anger management. I didn't hear Karen say it, but the director's cut from the episode where Andy went ballistic because he couldn't find his phone showed him going at the end. He was trying to convince himself that he's still on the path to upper management, because, after all, anger management is still management.

I liked last night episode. Jan's a fucking freaky psycho bitch, but she was great. So many uncomfortable moments. I didn't see Roy's outburst coming at all. I'm not sure I like where this is going. A little too 90210 for me. We won't find out for about 6 weeks, as the Office will be on hiatus until then. Damn.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: James Westfall on February 23, 2007, 10:56:19 AM
Is this oak?


I don't know.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on February 26, 2007, 02:02:01 PM
"Oh good...you're up."

"These studs are way too far apart."

"You are dressed just like the servants!"

"Why is this so hard...that's what she said.  Oh, no, I'm doing it."

I enjoyed Karen messing with Jim about all of her ex-boyfriends.  She's the balls.  I'm going to miss her.

I loved Roy's reaction.  He just whipped that beer bottle at the mirror, and his brother, not seeming to know or care why they were breaking stuff, just joined right in.

"Are we going to get arrested?"
"No, I paid them off."
"The Jet Ski money?"
"All of it."

"Yes, we did set a date.  But I don't want to talk about it.  I could use some space here!"

"I run a small fake ID business out of my car, with a laminating machine I stole from the Sherriff's office."

Still the funniest show on TV.

30 Rock?  The first rule of 30 Rock still applies.  When it's not about Tina Fey, it's funny, when it is...it's...not so funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Yellon on February 26, 2007, 04:52:36 PM
Quote from: Andy on February 26, 2007, 02:02:01 PM

I loved Roy's reaction.  He just whipped that beer bottle at the mirror, and his brother, not seeming to know or care why they were breaking stuff, just joined right in.


I particularly enjoyed that myself. He didn't even break stride; just started chucking mugs and yelling about his JetSki.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: dying_diehard on February 28, 2007, 02:49:40 PM
Quote from: Old Style Man on February 23, 2007, 10:54:26 AM
Andy is in anger management. I didn't hear Karen say it, but the director's cut from the episode where Andy went ballistic because he couldn't find his phone showed him going at the end. He was trying to convince himself that he's still on the path to upper management, because, after all, anger management is still management.

I liked last night episode. Jan's a f@#$ing freaky psycho bitch, but she was great. So many uncomfortable moments. I didn't see Roy's outburst coming at all. I'm not sure I like where this is going. A little too 90210 for me. We won't find out for about 6 weeks, as the Office will be on hiatus until then. Damn.

She's not a psycho bitch, she's just pregnant.  I heard a rumor that one of the couples was going to have an unexpected pregnancy and I'm guessing that we now we know who.  The "I'm sick" at the end gave it away.  I can't wait to see Michael's reaction when he finds out.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on February 28, 2007, 03:01:15 PM
I can't believe I'm asking this (I guess it IS a soap opera, after all), but didn't Jan make a point to drink a N/A beverage at the party?  I've already deleted the episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: dying_diehard on February 28, 2007, 03:05:49 PM
I was talking about that the next day, but I couldn't remember.  I remember seeing her with a drink in her hand, but I couldn't remember if it was alcoholic or not.  Would be pretty bad on NBC's part to have her drinking and then reveal she was pregnant.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on February 28, 2007, 03:11:12 PM
Yeah, I just watched a deleted scene, and she had a martini.  Then it jumped to a shot of her smoking.  Then she snorted four huge rails.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on February 28, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
Oooo!  I hope she takes the Amanda Peet route and keeps reminding us she's pregnant every 4 minutes!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 28, 2007, 03:36:38 PM
Quote from: Kermit on February 28, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
Oooo!  I hope she takes the Amanda Peet route and keeps reminding us she's pregnant every 4 minutes! uglies up my goddamn TV screen with her stupid ugly face. I hate Amanda Peet ever since I saw her in Igby Goes Down.

Opinion'd.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Taylor on February 28, 2007, 03:52:04 PM
Characters being over the top zany. Love triangles. And now someone is pregnant. The Friends-ification of the show continues.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on February 28, 2007, 04:02:27 PM
Quote from: Kermit on February 28, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
Oooo!  I hope she takes the Amanda Peet route and keeps reminding us she's pregnant every 4 minutes!gets canceled and replaced with the Black Donnelys.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 28, 2007, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: Taylor on February 28, 2007, 03:52:04 PM
Characters being over the top zany. Love triangles. And now someone is pregnant. The Friends-ification of the show continues.

It's so unrealistic.  I've never seen a love triangle, or a pregnancy before.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on February 28, 2007, 04:22:57 PM
Quote from: AC on February 28, 2007, 03:36:38 PM
Quote from: Kermit on February 28, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
Oooo!  I hope she takes the Amanda Peet route and keeps reminding us she's pregnant every 4 minutes! uglies up my goddamn TV screen with her stupid ugly face and horrendous acting ability. I hate Amanda Peet ever since I saw her in Igby Goes Down.

Opinion'd.

Second'ed and add'ed to.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on February 28, 2007, 04:58:24 PM
Quote from: EG on February 28, 2007, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: Taylor on February 28, 2007, 03:52:04 PM
Characters being over the top zany. Love triangles. And now someone is pregnant. The Friends-ification of the show continues.

It's so unrealistic.  I've never seen a love triangle, or a pregnancy before.

I don't see that many love triangles really, but I wish I did. Then I wouldn't need TV to hold me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: James Westfall on February 28, 2007, 05:08:51 PM
Quote from: EG on February 28, 2007, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: Taylor on February 28, 2007, 03:52:04 PM
Characters being over the top zany. Love triangles. And now someone is pregnant. The Friends-ification of the show continues.

It's so unrealistic.  I've never seen a love triangle, or a pregnancy before.

I have.  It ended about as well as a Ryu start.  And the answer to the next question (A love triangle or a pregnancy?) is yes.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: forkserker on February 28, 2007, 06:40:00 PM
Quote from: EG on February 28, 2007, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: Taylor on February 28, 2007, 03:52:04 PM
Characters being over the top zany. Love triangles. And now someone is pregnant. The Friends-ification of the show continues.

It's so unrealistic.  I've never seen a love triangle, or a pregnancy before.

I used to see more love triangles before bikini waxing got so popular.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on March 01, 2007, 10:17:38 AM
Quote from: forkserker on February 28, 2007, 06:40:00 PM
Quote from: EG on February 28, 2007, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: Taylor on February 28, 2007, 03:52:04 PM
Characters being over the top zany. Love triangles. And now someone is pregnant. The Friends-ification of the show continues.

It's so unrealistic.  I've never seen a love triangle, or a pregnancy before.

I used to see more love triangles before bikini waxing got so popular.

Funniest shit (not written by Paul) I've read all week. Cheers, Fork.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Down In Front on March 29, 2007, 05:09:43 PM
They've had, like, 567 reruns in a row.

Will somebody please tell me if tonight is a first-run episode?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on March 29, 2007, 05:16:14 PM
No.  It's a marathon.  New episode next week.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Fork_The_Third on March 30, 2007, 01:43:00 PM
My Dwight Schrute bobblehead (and 1989 Eastern Div. champs button) were the first things to make it to my new job.

Gotta let them know who the jackhammer is.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Down In Front on March 30, 2007, 01:50:16 PM
Marathon was great, BTW.  The only time I got up from the couch was when Andy Richter's show inexplicably came on during the 8:30-9:00 slot.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: cubbiebluestew on March 30, 2007, 03:19:07 PM
Quote from: Down In Front on March 30, 2007, 01:50:16 PM
Marathon was great, BTW.  The only time I got up from the couch was when Andy Richter's show inexplicably came on during the 8:30-9:00 slot.



The Richter show was inspired genius.  Harve Presnell had a good baritone voice in the 60's and 70's and was a Broadway leading man.  He now plays a retired tough-guy private detective who is a loose canon and is likely to beat up or shoot innocent bystanders who don't have the right answers to his non-sensical questions.  However, he has an irrational fear of chickens and the sight of them will totally paralyze him.  Richter, the CPA/private detective, has two more sidekicks.  A Pakistani restaurant owner and the misfit who played the youngest brother in "Arrested Development".  This is not a show that can be ignored.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: williams on March 30, 2007, 03:46:42 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on March 30, 2007, 03:19:07 PM
Quote from: Down In Front on March 30, 2007, 01:50:16 PM
Marathon was great, BTW.  The only time I got up from the couch was when Andy Richter's show inexplicably came on during the 8:30-9:00 slot.



The Richter show was inspired genius.  Harve Presnell had a good baritone voice in the 60's and 70's and was a Broadway leading man.  He now plays a retired tough-guy private detective who is a loose canon and is likely to beat up or shoot innocent bystanders who don't have the right answers to his non-sensical questions.  However, he has an irrational fear of chickens and the sight of them will totally paralyze him.  Richter, the CPA/private detective, has two more sidekicks.  A Pakistani restaurant owner and the misfit who played the youngest brother in "Arrested Development".  This is not a show that can be ignored.

Annyong?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on March 30, 2007, 04:14:49 PM
Come on.  Who's gonna do it?  Who's it gonna be? 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on March 30, 2007, 04:37:23 PM
Quote from: williams on March 30, 2007, 03:46:42 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on March 30, 2007, 03:19:07 PM
Quote from: Down In Front on March 30, 2007, 01:50:16 PM
Marathon was great, BTW.  The only time I got up from the couch was when Andy Richter's show inexplicably came on during the 8:30-9:00 slot.



The Richter show was inspired genius.  Harve Presnell had a good baritone voice in the 60's and 70's and was a Broadway leading man.  He now plays a retired tough-guy private detective who is a loose canon and is likely to beat up or shoot innocent bystanders who don't have the right answers to his non-sensical questions.  However, he has an irrational fear of chickens and the sight of them will totally paralyze him.  Richter, the CPA/private detective, has two more sidekicks.  A Pakistani restaurant owner and the misfit who played the youngest brother in "Arrested Development".  This is not a show that can be ignored.

Annyong?

Hello.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Fork_The_Third on March 30, 2007, 05:02:31 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on March 30, 2007, 03:19:07 PM
Quote from: Down In Front on March 30, 2007, 01:50:16 PM
Marathon was great, BTW.  The only time I got up from the couch was when Andy Richter's show inexplicably came on during the 8:30-9:00 slot.



The Richter show was inspired genius.  Harve Presnell had a good baritone voice in the 60's and 70's and was a Broadway leading man.  He now plays a retired tough-guy private detective who is a loose canon and is likely to beat up or shoot innocent bystanders who don't have the right answers to his non-sensical questions.  However, he has an irrational fear of chickens and the sight of them will totally paralyze him.  Richter, the CPA/private detective, has two more sidekicks.  A Pakistani restaurant owner and the misfit who played the youngest brother in "Arrested Development".  This is not a show that can be ignored.

It's too wierd to last very long. That being said, the show where the guy had the grabber on the golf course was steak balls.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 05, 2007, 07:15:17 PM
Make one tiny mistake and you're dead.  I made one tiny mistake.  I wore women's clothes.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 05, 2007, 07:46:54 PM
Andy's back from anger management, y'all!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 05, 2007, 09:00:06 PM
Every year, I get a $100 gas card.  You can't put a price on that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 05, 2007, 09:31:39 PM
Also loved Creed's version of the Jim/Roy/Dwight confrontation:

"It was about 11 or 11:30 at night ..."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 05, 2007, 09:57:49 PM
Quote from: EG on April 05, 2007, 09:31:39 PM
Also loved Creed's version of the Jim/Roy/Dwight confrontation:

"It was about 11 or 11:30 at night ..."

the one guy had a sock full of nickels...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 05, 2007, 10:10:26 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 05, 2007, 09:57:49 PM
Quote from: EG on April 05, 2007, 09:31:39 PM
Also loved Creed's version of the Jim/Roy/Dwight confrontation:

"It was about 11 or 11:30 at night ..."

the one guy had a sock full of nickels...

And then Schrute pulls out a can of hair spray and a lighter ...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 05, 2007, 10:23:25 PM
Why didn't you tell me you hired James VanderBeek as your assistant?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on April 05, 2007, 11:43:12 PM
....sargeant.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on April 06, 2007, 10:10:51 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 05, 2007, 07:46:54 PM
Andy's back from anger management, y'all!

Was that the little segment at the very end?  What happened?  Stupid Comcast DVR cut it off.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 06, 2007, 10:23:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit on April 06, 2007, 10:10:51 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 05, 2007, 07:46:54 PM
Andy's back from anger management, y'all!

Was that the little segment at the very end?  What happened?  Stupid Comcast DVR cut it off.

He came back and said he graduated from anger management the same way he graduated from Cornell: On time.

Then he walked into the Office and said hello to everyone before Dwight drilled him in the face with pepper spray.  Andy screamed and collapsed and the camera cut to Dwight saying, "I am not a hero. I am a defender of the office. You know who’s a hero? Hiro, from Heroes. He's a hero. Also, Bono."  Or something like that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on April 06, 2007, 10:31:18 AM
Quote from: EG on April 06, 2007, 10:23:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit on April 06, 2007, 10:10:51 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 05, 2007, 07:46:54 PM
Andy's back from anger management, y'all!

Was that the little segment at the very end?  What happened?  Stupid Comcast DVR cut it off.

He came back and said he graduated from anger management the same way he graduated from Cornell: On time.

Then he walked into the Office and said hello to everyone before Dwight drilled him in the face with pepper spray.  Andy screamed and collapsed and the camera cut to Dwight saying, "I am not a hero. I am a defender of the office. You know who’s a hero? Hiro, from Heroes. He's a hero. Also, Bono."  Or something like that.

Awesome.  Thanks for the recap.  Dwight's first hero speech about superheroes being the real heroes was gold.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on April 06, 2007, 10:43:17 AM
Quote from: EG on April 06, 2007, 10:23:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit on April 06, 2007, 10:10:51 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 05, 2007, 07:46:54 PM
Andy's back from anger management, y'all!

Was that the little segment at the very end?  What happened?  Stupid Comcast DVR cut it off.

He came back and said he graduated from anger management the same way he graduated from Cornell: On time.

Then he walked into the Office and said hello to everyone before Dwight drilled him in the face with pepper spray.  Andy screamed and collapsed and the camera cut to Dwight saying, "I am not a hero. I am a defender of the office. You know who’s a hero? Hiro, from Heroes. He's a hero. Also, Bono."  Or something like that.

The show ended with a very hangdog looking Toby (is there any other look) emptying all of Dwight's weapons (numchucks, batons, throwing stars, etc etc) into a box.  Also Toby's line in the middle of the show ("I wonder if Michael moved me next to Kelli and Ryan to deliberately torture me. If so... it was genius") was top notch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on April 06, 2007, 10:45:02 AM
If anything... it's bisexual.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Old Style Man on April 06, 2007, 11:23:10 AM
Outstanding episode. Ryan and Kelly were gold, as was Angela getting so turned on by Dwight's heroism. Michael threatening to withhold sex from Jan if he didn't get a raise was excellent. It was worth the wait.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on April 06, 2007, 11:54:59 AM
"Toby, what are you doing?"

"I'm taking notes for the deposition."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Pre on April 06, 2007, 01:43:04 PM
Sorry Mike, some mo'fuckers got to hear about this one

How did they say mo'fuckers on broadcast tv?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on April 06, 2007, 01:55:00 PM
Never touch a black man's radio.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Ghost of Desipio Past on April 06, 2007, 02:10:29 PM
I'm going to hit you in the head with a hammer.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Fork_The_Third on April 06, 2007, 03:32:17 PM
Quote from: The Ghost of Richard Jeni on April 06, 2007, 02:10:29 PM
I'm going to hit you in the head with a hammer.

(Looks at Ryan and Kelly)

Okay.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on April 06, 2007, 04:12:15 PM
Usher Jennifer Hudson (whatever his last name is on the show)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Fork_The_Third on April 06, 2007, 06:15:02 PM

bippity boppity
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 12, 2007, 09:50:12 PM
Michael, you have to wake up every day and be you.  You're brave.  You're Braveheart.

Un-shun.

Yeah, that dim light's a bitch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: GreatWhiteHope7 on April 12, 2007, 09:56:56 PM
Hey, check whose car that was. And if was Stanley's, call (whatever lawyer is mentioned) and see if they cover hate crimes.

Absolutely fantastic line.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Down In Front on April 12, 2007, 10:43:14 PM
"I was shunned when I was four until I was six"

And the watermelon gag had me rolling.  Awesome physical comedy.  I could be wrong (and excuse me for not having Tivo), but was that one unedited shot, with the melon hitting the edge of the trampoline and then perfectly landing on Stanley's car?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on April 12, 2007, 10:46:36 PM
Quote from: Down In Front on April 12, 2007, 10:43:14 PM
"I was shunned when I was four until I was six"

And the watermelon gag had me rolling.  Awesome physical comedy.  I could be wrong (and excuse me for not having Tivo), but was that one unedited shot, with the melon hitting the edge of the trampoline and then perfectly landing on Stanley's car?

Hey Mike, is it safe?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on April 13, 2007, 07:42:11 AM
The watermelon tests were hilarious and I enjoyed the office gambling stemming from Kevin's March Madness withdrawl.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 13, 2007, 07:57:22 AM
Quote from: Down In Front on April 12, 2007, 10:43:14 PM
"I was shunned when I was four until I was six"

And the watermelon gag had me rolling.  Awesome physical comedy.  I could be wrong (and excuse me for not having Tivo), but was that one unedited shot, with the melon hitting the edge of the trampoline and then perfectly landing on Stanley's car?

It was one camera shot, which made it all the more awesome.

I also loved the brief sight gag of castle-top peeking over the hedge.  Good stuff.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on April 13, 2007, 07:58:09 AM
Wolves
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: djm on April 13, 2007, 08:52:23 AM
Creed coming around the corner after taking a squirt.  Creed is the man.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on April 13, 2007, 08:59:34 AM
Quote from: djm on April 13, 2007, 08:52:23 AM
Creed coming around the corner after taking a squirt.  Creed is the man.

And eating the potato.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 09:01:49 AM
Edit because CT is in my head:
Quote from: CT II on April 13, 2007, 08:59:34 AM
And eating the potato.

Creed eating the potato and not noticing. Yeah.


"I go by Drew now."
"I'm not going to call you that."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:05:07 AM
I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Down In Front on April 13, 2007, 09:07:03 AM
Quote from: djm on April 13, 2007, 08:52:23 AM
Creed coming around the corner after taking a squirt.  Creed is the weirdest, creepiest man on earth.

My wife'd.

I think it's hilarious that Creed is so uncouth he can't help but pee in a bush after being outside for only a minute.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:05:07 AM
I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:16:59 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:05:07 AM
I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?

You're BJ Novak!?!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 10:48:26 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:16:59 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:05:07 AM
I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?

You're BJ Novak!?!

No.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 13, 2007, 10:54:22 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 10:48:26 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:16:59 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:05:07 AM
I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?

You're BJ Novak!?!

No.

Ah.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 11:04:15 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 10:54:22 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 10:48:26 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:16:59 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:05:07 AM
I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?

You're BJ Novak!?!

No.

Ah.

And I thought everyone watched the previews on Yahoo.  The Pop Candy chick sends me there almost every Wednesday.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 13, 2007, 11:19:43 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 11:04:15 AM
And I thought everyone watched the previews on Yahoo.  The Pop Candy chick sends me there almost every Wednesday.

I do sometimes.  But lately I've been really busy.  And I don't want to have any special JAM moments spoiled for me.  JAM forever!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 11:25:54 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:05:07 AM
I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?  Good. Good.


Edited to show how I should've responded.  I think.



But it all played out the way I wanted.  If you would've said something about it, then I would've given full credit and sent you to the preview.  Next time I'll incorporate a hyperlink to the clip.   
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 13, 2007, 11:28:01 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 11:25:54 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 09:05:07 AM
I also noticed JD must have been watching Office previews, after he talked yesterday afternoon about me sitting on my biscuit, not having to riskit.  That line made me laugh.  And now?  Now I know that he stole it.  Stealer.

HA HA...how do you know that wasn't a line that I wrote for the show?  Good. Good.


Edited to show how I should've responded.  I think.



But it all played out the way I wanted.  If you would've said something about it, then I would've given full credit and sent you to the preview.  Next time I'll incorporate a hyperlink to the clip.   

Not necessary.  Instead, I'm just going to go all NSBB and start asking "Source?" after everything you say.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Down In Front on April 13, 2007, 11:34:37 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 11:28:01 AM
Not necessary.  Instead, I'm just going to go all NSBB and start asking "Source?" after everything you say.

And I'm going to begin my "shunning" of Hoff's Puppies.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 13, 2007, 11:39:47 AM
Quote from: Down In Front on April 13, 2007, 11:34:37 AM
Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 11:28:01 AM
Not necessary.  Instead, I'm just going to go all NSBB and start asking "Source?" after everything you say.

And I'm going to begin my "shunning" of Hoff's Puppies.

Good plan.  I liked this entire scene (which I stole from that creepy OfficeTally site):

Dwight: Hey guys, listen up. Michael is up on the roof and acting strange.
Andy: Whoa, what’s the situation?
Dwight: Un-shun. I think he’s suffering from depression. Re-shun.
Andy: Okay, when’s this shunning thing going to end?
Dwight: Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die.
Stanley: Is it nice outside?
Dwight: It’s gorgeous. Let’s go!
Stanley: Do I need my jacket?
Dwight: No, really, it’s very nice. C’mon!
Ryan: Will I be too warm in a long sleeve tee?
Dwight: Everyone’s going to be fine in exactly what they’re wearing. Let’s go!

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 11:41:09 AM
Is that the one where the guy is trying to transcribe every episode?  I bet it is.  5 bucks?  Anyone?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Down In Front on April 13, 2007, 11:42:52 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 11:41:09 AM
Is that the one where the guy is trying to transcribe every episode?  I bet it is.  5 bucks?  Anyone?

If so, he's not doing a very good because he left out when Andy asks, "When are you going to stop with the shunning?" and Dwight responds, "Un-shun.  Never!.  Re-shun."

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 11:45:08 AM
Quote from: Down In Front on April 13, 2007, 11:42:52 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 11:41:09 AM
Is that the one where the guy is trying to transcribe every episode?  I bet it is.  5 bucks?  Anyone?

If so, he's not doing a very good because he left out when Andy asks, "When are you going to stop with the shunning?" and Dwight responds, "Un-shun.  Never!.  Re-shun."


What?  Are you serious?  Cuz it's right there:

Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 11:39:47 AM

Andy: Okay, when’s this shunning thing going to end?
Dwight: Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die.


Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Down In Front on April 13, 2007, 11:55:22 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 11:45:08 AM
Quote from: Down In Front on April 13, 2007, 11:42:52 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 13, 2007, 11:41:09 AM
Is that the one where the guy is trying to transcribe every episode?  I bet it is.  5 bucks?  Anyone?

If so, he's not doing a very good because he left out when Andy asks, "When are you going to stop with the shunning?" and Dwight responds, "Un-shun.  Never!.  Re-shun."


What?  Are you serious?  Cuz it's right there:

Quote from: EG on April 13, 2007, 11:39:47 AM

Andy: Okay, when’s this shunning thing going to end?
Dwight: Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die.




Yikes.

I'm going to go away for a while and learn how to fucking read.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on April 13, 2007, 01:47:26 PM
Let's just say that I'm going to be a rich man if John Cougar Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Fork_The_Third on April 13, 2007, 02:48:34 PM

Everyone just walking up and dropping money on Ryan's desk during Kelly's riff on Netflix. And all the teaser bets (how many times she said "Awesome", how many romantic comedies she named)...outstanding.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on April 16, 2007, 10:54:47 AM
Did anyone else notice that Egon directed that episode?  Awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 16, 2007, 12:29:10 PM
I didn't notice that.  Didn't he also direct the Christmas episode?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on April 16, 2007, 01:07:19 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 16, 2007, 12:29:10 PM
I didn't notice that.  Didn't he also direct the Christmas episode?

Indeed he did.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000601/#director
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Fork_The_Third on April 16, 2007, 03:15:24 PM
Quote from: Kermit on April 16, 2007, 01:07:19 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 16, 2007, 12:29:10 PM
I didn't notice that.  Didn't he also direct the Christmas episode?

Indeed he did.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000601/#director

We're going to Asian Hooters!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Down In Front on April 19, 2007, 08:51:33 PM
Just bumping this to say I know it was a rerun, and not even one of the best episodes, but I gladly re-watched it tonight instead of agonizing over the Cubs game.  I was rewarded with the scene of Dwight and Pam and Dwight's coat.

Even better the second time around.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 19, 2007, 09:22:30 PM
I did some heavy-duty flipping, because I wanted to watch the best pitcher in the National League mow down the Braves.

I still love the scene where Michael slowly, sadly walks up the stairs before he has to talk to Jan.  Just great stuff.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: dying_diehard on April 24, 2007, 11:24:50 AM
I loved the exchange between Pam and Michael.

Pam:  Jan called while you were out.
Michael: Did she say what it was about?

Between that and Dwight's coat, it was worth the second viewing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 26, 2007, 07:41:08 PM
Fact:  Bears eat beets. 

Bears.  Beets.  Battlestar Galactica.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 26, 2007, 08:59:20 PM
Question: What is the best kind of black bear?
That is a ridiculous question.
False. Black bear.

What a show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 26, 2007, 09:01:13 PM
You have ONE day.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 26, 2007, 09:07:41 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 26, 2007, 09:01:13 PM
You have ONE day.

One day for what?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on April 26, 2007, 09:15:13 PM
Quote from: EG on April 26, 2007, 09:07:41 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 26, 2007, 09:01:13 PM
You have ONE day.

One day for what?

That's just what they say.  They always give an ultimatum.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: GreatWhiteHope7 on April 27, 2007, 12:39:18 AM
This show is simply God's way of making me feel better about the crapfest that has been the Cubs season thus far.

I have the whole 3rd season up to this point on my computer. After a Cubs loss, nothing heals the pain better than a couple episodes of the office.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on April 27, 2007, 06:57:09 AM
I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable, goat on chicken, chicken on goat, a couple chickens doing a goat with a couple of pigs watching, so yeah they got it right.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on April 27, 2007, 07:22:36 AM
Hilarious that Andy's girlfriend was in high school. And that he was pissed she was talking to another guy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Fork_The_Third on April 27, 2007, 09:48:00 AM

Lord, beer me strength.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Neifilicious on April 27, 2007, 01:36:46 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 26, 2007, 07:41:08 PM
Fact:  Bears eat beets. 

Bears.  Beets.  Battlestar Galactica.

That was possibly the funniest scene from the Office, evar.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on April 28, 2007, 01:04:29 AM
Quote from: I am David Carr's Smirking Revenge on April 27, 2007, 01:36:46 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on April 26, 2007, 07:41:08 PM
Fact:  Bears eat beets. 

Bears.  Beets.  Battlestar Galactica.

That was possibly the funniest scene from the Office, evar.

I went back and re-watched it four times before actually watching the rest of the episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on April 28, 2007, 09:26:46 AM
Nobody's mentioned Dwight's Jim impression at the end. Spot on.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on April 28, 2007, 09:05:41 PM
Quote from: butthead on April 28, 2007, 09:26:46 AM
Nobody's mentioned Dwight's Jim impression at the end. Spot on.

I loved how after Dwight asked Karen if she wanted to have "sexual intercourse," Jim turned to her and said, "Do you?"  Great stuff.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on April 28, 2007, 10:16:38 PM
So I just bought the entire set of Teh Office BBC version. Almost done with Season One. I like.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on May 01, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 28, 2007, 10:16:38 PM
So I just bought the entire set of Teh Office BBC version. Almost done with Season One. I like.

David Brent is one of my favorite TV characters of all time (Gob and Buster Bluth being right up there with him).  My only complaint about the BBC version is that there are times when I have to rewind 5 or 6 times to figure out what they hell they're saying.  Generally, it's totally worth it.

One thing the American version has on the BBC version is the secondary characters.  Creed, Kevin, Brian, Kelly, and Darrell are all outstanding.  The BBC version didn't really flesh out their secondary characters too much.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Ghost of Desipio Past on May 01, 2007, 04:46:40 PM
I'm disappointed n you all.  This is a Cubs dominated board and not one of you mention "escape goat". 

For shame.


Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Augie-O on May 01, 2007, 05:36:18 PM
Quote from: Kermit on May 01, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
My only complaint about the BBC version is that there are times when I have to rewind 5 or 6 times to figure out what they hell they're saying.  Generally, it's totally worth it.=

Just have Tonks translate.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on May 02, 2007, 01:18:37 PM
I'm pretty good at picking up what's said through the accent. Years of spot on imitations of Monty Python have trained my ear. Maybe. Either way it's my own God damn language. What's so f@#$in' hard? My girlfriend needs to have the subtitles on to understand a word of it.

I agree David Brent's the balls and none of the other characters, save for Gareth and occaisionally Tim with the facial expressions are very amusing. I like both shows. I like Extras better though because I can't look at Stephen Merchant without cracking up. Gervais and Larry David are two funniest blokes on television right now. No contest.

"Is it a black man's cock?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on May 02, 2007, 02:14:00 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on May 02, 2007, 01:18:37 PM
I'm pretty good at picking up what's said through the accent. Years of spot on imitations of Monty Python have trained my ear. Maybe. Either way it's my own God damn language. What's so f@#$in' hard? My girlfriend needs to have the subtitles on to understand a word of it.

I agree David Brent's the balls and none of the other characters, save for Gareth and occaisionally Tim with the facial expressions are very amusing. I like both shows. I like Extras better though because I can't look at Stephen Merchant without cracking up. Gervais and Larry David are two funniest blokes on television right now. No contest.

"Is it a black man's cock?"

I agree.  He's like a human version of Big Bird.  Although Big Bird's writing left something to be desired.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on May 03, 2007, 01:40:38 AM
Quote from: Kermit on May 01, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 28, 2007, 10:16:38 PM
So I just bought the entire set of Teh Office BBC version. Almost done with Season One. I like.

David Brent is one of my favorite TV characters of all time (Gob and Buster Bluth being right up there with him).  My only complaint about the BBC version is that there are times when I have to rewind 5 or 6 times to figure out what they hell they're saying.  Generally, it's totally worth it.

One thing the American version has on the BBC version is the secondary characters.  Creed, Kevin, Brian, Kelly, and Darrell are all outstanding.  The BBC version didn't really flesh out their secondary characters too much.

Keith and his scotch eggs get me every time, but spot on.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on May 03, 2007, 03:01:43 PM
Quote from: KD on May 03, 2007, 01:40:38 AM
Quote from: Kermit on May 01, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 28, 2007, 10:16:38 PM
So I just bought the entire set of Teh Office BBC version. Almost done with Season One. I like.

David Brent is one of my favorite TV characters of all time (Gob and Buster Bluth being right up there with him).  My only complaint about the BBC version is that there are times when I have to rewind 5 or 6 times to figure out what they hell they're saying.  Generally, it's totally worth it.

One thing the American version has on the BBC version is the secondary characters.  Creed, Kevin, Brian, Kelly, and Darrell are all outstanding.  The BBC version didn't really flesh out their secondary characters too much.

Keith and his scotch eggs get me every time, but spot on.

Is THAT what those are?  I thought he was eating a sponge.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on May 03, 2007, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Kermit on May 03, 2007, 03:01:43 PM
Quote from: KD on May 03, 2007, 01:40:38 AM
Quote from: Kermit on May 01, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 28, 2007, 10:16:38 PM
So I just bought the entire set of Teh Office BBC version. Almost done with Season One. I like.

David Brent is one of my favorite TV characters of all time (Gob and Buster Bluth being right up there with him).  My only complaint about the BBC version is that there are times when I have to rewind 5 or 6 times to figure out what they hell they're saying.  Generally, it's totally worth it.

One thing the American version has on the BBC version is the secondary characters.  Creed, Kevin, Brian, Kelly, and Darrell are all outstanding.  The BBC version didn't really flesh out their secondary characters too much.

Keith and his scotch eggs get me every time, but spot on.

Is THAT what those are?  I thought he was eating a sponge.

Same difference really
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on May 03, 2007, 05:01:02 PM
Quote from: thehawk on May 03, 2007, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Kermit on May 03, 2007, 03:01:43 PM
Quote from: KD on May 03, 2007, 01:40:38 AM
Quote from: Kermit on May 01, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 28, 2007, 10:16:38 PM
So I just bought the entire set of Teh Office BBC version. Almost done with Season One. I like.

David Brent is one of my favorite TV characters of all time (Gob and Buster Bluth being right up there with him).  My only complaint about the BBC version is that there are times when I have to rewind 5 or 6 times to figure out what they hell they're saying.  Generally, it's totally worth it.

One thing the American version has on the BBC version is the secondary characters.  Creed, Kevin, Brian, Kelly, and Darrell are all outstanding.  The BBC version didn't really flesh out their secondary characters too much.

Keith and his scotch eggs get me every time, but spot on.

Is THAT what those are?  I thought he was eating a sponge.

Same difference really

How dare you!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on May 03, 2007, 06:47:52 PM
Quote from: KD on May 03, 2007, 05:01:02 PM
Quote from: thehawk on May 03, 2007, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Kermit on May 03, 2007, 03:01:43 PM
Quote from: KD on May 03, 2007, 01:40:38 AM
Quote from: Kermit on May 01, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 28, 2007, 10:16:38 PM
So I just bought the entire set of Teh Office BBC version. Almost done with Season One. I like.

David Brent is one of my favorite TV characters of all time (Gob and Buster Bluth being right up there with him).  My only complaint about the BBC version is that there are times when I have to rewind 5 or 6 times to figure out what they hell they're saying.  Generally, it's totally worth it.

One thing the American version has on the BBC version is the secondary characters.  Creed, Kevin, Brian, Kelly, and Darrell are all outstanding.  The BBC version didn't really flesh out their secondary characters too much.

Keith and his scotch eggs get me every time, but spot on.

Is THAT what those are?  I thought he was eating a sponge.

Same difference really

How dare you!

I generally like the food of the United Kingdom. Steak and Kidney Pie, terrific.  Fish and chips, nothing better.  Scotch Eggs, not so much.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on May 03, 2007, 08:29:50 PM
He was just hanging brain. If that's flashing then lock me up.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EVILteddie on May 03, 2007, 11:57:18 PM
When Dwight went to find the flasher above the mirror, his reflection with the mustache on the mirror.....priceless.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: djm on May 04, 2007, 07:28:50 AM
You think he would have flashed someone hot.  Like Pam. Or Karen from the back. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on May 04, 2007, 09:07:41 AM
Quote from: djm on May 04, 2007, 07:28:50 AM
You think he would have flashed someone hot.  Like Pam. Or Karen from the back. 

You don't think Karen's hot from the front?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: djm on May 04, 2007, 09:11:16 AM
Michael apparently does not. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on May 04, 2007, 09:11:33 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on May 04, 2007, 09:07:41 AM
Quote from: djm on May 04, 2007, 07:28:50 AM
Intrepid Reader: Michael Scott

You think he would have flashed someone hot.  Like Pam. Or Karen from the back. 

You don't think Karen's hot from the front?

Explained.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on May 04, 2007, 09:35:14 AM
Oh... right. Now I remember. D'ur.

I don't know if that was a new one or not but I think that was the best episode of either Office series ever. I was laughing at every scene. Just brilliant.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on May 04, 2007, 09:50:11 AM
Jan says if it's safe, it's not worth doing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Fork_The_Third on May 04, 2007, 10:19:19 AM

Courage for Pam.

A heart for Angela.

A brain for Kelly.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on May 04, 2007, 10:29:21 AM
Creed: I've got this one weird thing that I do...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: GreatWhiteHope7 on May 04, 2007, 10:40:25 AM
Jan and I have a safety word. Foliage.



Except last time, she pretended that she couldn't hear me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Yellon on May 04, 2007, 11:57:51 AM
Come on, I need my girls with me. Pam. Karen. Even you, Phyllis.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: dying_diehard on May 04, 2007, 01:50:53 PM
Pam you draw, sort of.  Go and ask Fallis to help you depict the flasher.

And Angela in Vicky's Secret was great!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on May 04, 2007, 05:35:06 PM
Quote from: dying_diehard on May 04, 2007, 01:50:53 PM
Pam you draw, sort of.  Go and ask Fallis to help you depict the flasher.

And Angela in Vicky's Secret was great!

Even better was her 'Sometimes I find the clothes in Gap for Kids too flashy, then I buy clothes from the American Girl store for large colonial dolls' line.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tonker on May 05, 2007, 02:13:01 AM
Quote from: thehawk on May 03, 2007, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Kermit on May 03, 2007, 03:01:43 PM
Quote from: KD on May 03, 2007, 01:40:38 AM
Quote from: Kermit on May 01, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 28, 2007, 10:16:38 PM
So I just bought the entire set of Teh Office BBC version. Almost done with Season One. I like.

David Brent is one of my favorite TV characters of all time (Gob and Buster Bluth being right up there with him).  My only complaint about the BBC version is that there are times when I have to rewind 5 or 6 times to figure out what they hell they're saying.  Generally, it's totally worth it.

One thing the American version has on the BBC version is the secondary characters.  Creed, Kevin, Brian, Kelly, and Darrell are all outstanding.  The BBC version didn't really flesh out their secondary characters too much.

Keith and his scotch eggs get me every time, but spot on.

Is THAT what those are?  I thought he was eating a sponge.

Same difference really

Oi, oi!!  You take that back.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on May 05, 2007, 10:59:47 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 05, 2007, 02:13:01 AM
Quote from: thehawk on May 03, 2007, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Kermit on May 03, 2007, 03:01:43 PM
Quote from: KD on May 03, 2007, 01:40:38 AM
Quote from: Kermit on May 01, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 28, 2007, 10:16:38 PM
So I just bought the entire set of Teh Office BBC version. Almost done with Season One. I like.

David Brent is one of my favorite TV characters of all time (Gob and Buster Bluth being right up there with him).  My only complaint about the BBC version is that there are times when I have to rewind 5 or 6 times to figure out what they hell they're saying.  Generally, it's totally worth it.

One thing the American version has on the BBC version is the secondary characters.  Creed, Kevin, Brian, Kelly, and Darrell are all outstanding.  The BBC version didn't really flesh out their secondary characters too much.

Keith and his scotch eggs get me every time, but spot on.

Is THAT what those are?  I thought he was eating a sponge.

Same difference really

Oi, oi!!  You take that back.

Heh, I knew this was coming.  Maybe its because the only Scotch Eggs I had were from Tesco with had a twinkie like shelf life, but, like Marmite, it was somthing I just could not get into.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tonker on May 06, 2007, 02:47:39 AM
Quote from: thehawk on May 05, 2007, 10:59:47 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 05, 2007, 02:13:01 AM
Quote from: thehawk on May 03, 2007, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Kermit on May 03, 2007, 03:01:43 PM
Quote from: KD on May 03, 2007, 01:40:38 AM
Quote from: Kermit on May 01, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 28, 2007, 10:16:38 PM
So I just bought the entire set of Teh Office BBC version. Almost done with Season One. I like.

David Brent is one of my favorite TV characters of all time (Gob and Buster Bluth being right up there with him).  My only complaint about the BBC version is that there are times when I have to rewind 5 or 6 times to figure out what they hell they're saying.  Generally, it's totally worth it.

One thing the American version has on the BBC version is the secondary characters.  Creed, Kevin, Brian, Kelly, and Darrell are all outstanding.  The BBC version didn't really flesh out their secondary characters too much.

Keith and his scotch eggs get me every time, but spot on.

Is THAT what those are?  I thought he was eating a sponge.

Same difference really

Oi, oi!!  You take that back.

Heh, I knew this was coming.  Maybe its because the only Scotch Eggs I had were from Tesco with had a twinkie like shelf life, but, like Marmite, it was somthing I just could not get into.

Et tu, Hawk?

First Scotch eggs, now Tesco?  Perhaps you'd like to slag off my Mother while you're at it?

Oh, and don't even get me started on Marmite.  People who don't like Marmite will be first against the wall when the Revolution comes.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Neifilicious on May 06, 2007, 09:53:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2007, 02:47:39 AM
Oh, and don't even get me started on Marmite.  People who don't like Marmite will be first against the wall when the Revolution comes.
I don't trust food that changes color when you hit it with a spoon.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on May 06, 2007, 04:50:50 PM
No two finer words in the English language than "savory spread."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Fork_The_Third on May 07, 2007, 11:35:38 AM
Quote from: KD on May 06, 2007, 04:50:50 PM
No two finer words in the English language than "savory spread."

"encased meat"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on May 07, 2007, 02:31:06 PM
If nothing else in the episode would have happened other than Creed walking into the women's room with headphones and a surprised look, I would have still been satisfied.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on May 08, 2007, 11:11:11 AM
What are you guys doing in here?

What are you doing in here?

I pay for this privilege!

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on May 10, 2007, 07:48:04 PM
I wish I'd prepared something to say...

That's not really necessa....

May God... guide you in your quest.

Yes.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Augie-O on May 10, 2007, 08:09:26 PM
Stanley, if you have a problem with that, then go to the back of the bus.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on May 10, 2007, 08:25:44 PM
Andy falling into the water and floating away from the shore was probably my favorite moment of the entire season.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on May 10, 2007, 08:46:29 PM
comcast dvr didn't record the whole episode.. what happened in the end after pam's confessional?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Down In Front on May 10, 2007, 10:00:19 PM
Quote from: BananaHands on May 10, 2007, 08:46:29 PM
comcast dvr didn't record the whole episode.. what happened in the end after pam's confessional?

Not much.  The last, 40-second act was from earlier in the day when they were on the bus, and they were singing "The Flinstones" a la John Candy in "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"

Quote from: Augie-O on May 10, 2007, 08:09:26 PM
Stanley, if you have a problem with that, then go to the back of the bus.

Excuse me?

Few other nuggets of awesomeness:

Creed plucking a live fish out of the water.  Now that we know he was once homeless, this makes sense.

Stanley getting his game on when he found out what was at stake.

Dwight going down on his hands and knees on the hot coals.

Kelly doesn't know who Bob Hope is, and thinks Amanda Bynes is a comedian.

And poor, poor Tobey.  He was actually in rare excited form before Michael told him he couldn't go to the beach.

Not the best episode, but still plenty of laughs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Fork_The_Third on May 11, 2007, 08:45:10 AM

I think we all felt Toby's pain, never getting to see Pam in a 2-piece.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: GreatWhiteHope7 on May 11, 2007, 09:45:20 AM
Quote from: Fork_The_Third on May 11, 2007, 08:45:10 AM

I think we all felt Toby's pain, never getting to see Pam in a 2-piece.

Meh, Pam in less than usual amounts of clothing is old news if one has seen Blades of Glory.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Okay, Coach. on May 13, 2007, 02:40:34 AM
Imagine Pam walking across those hot coals in a two peace; Double Hot.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on May 17, 2007, 07:10:04 PM
Is it me or did Karen look kinda chubby in that one outfit? 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Down In Front on May 17, 2007, 07:31:09 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on May 17, 2007, 07:10:04 PM
Is it me or did Karen look kinda chubby in that one outfit? 

I don't know.  I'm still at work.

/NSBB frowny face/
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on May 17, 2007, 07:42:15 PM
Quote from: Down In Front on May 17, 2007, 07:31:09 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on May 17, 2007, 07:10:04 PM
Is it me or did Karen look kinda chubby in that one outfit? 

I don't know.  I'm still at work.

/NSBB frowny face/

Sucks for you.  Jan got a boob job.  Or she's wearing a really excellent push up bra for the show.  Either way, I approve.

And she's crazy.  It's pretty awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on May 17, 2007, 10:40:04 PM
Who was that?

No one.  You and I are done.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on May 18, 2007, 07:19:50 AM
Quote from: EG on May 17, 2007, 10:40:04 PM
Who was that?

No one.  You and I are done.

Really, are we supposed to believe that Ryan- who to our knowledge has never made a single sale- is going to get Jan's job?  Or did I miss something and is he taking another corporate offering?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Shooter on May 18, 2007, 07:27:36 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2007, 07:19:50 AM
Quote from: EG on May 17, 2007, 10:40:04 PM
Who was that?

No one.  You and I are done.

Really, are we supposed to believe that Ryan- who to our knowledge has never made a single sale- is going to get Jan's job?  Or did I miss something and is he taking another corporate offering?

I figured it was a comment on a typical empty-headed corporate decision to hire someone with a degree over someone who has actual experience ("It will be great having another MBA on board.")
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on May 18, 2007, 07:46:25 AM
What is the ratio of Stanley nickels to Shrute bucks?

The same as unicorns to leprechauns.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bozos72 on May 18, 2007, 08:24:03 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on May 17, 2007, 07:10:04 PM
Is it me or did Karen look kinda chubby in that one outfit? 

I tought so, too.  It didn't help that that shirt made her boobs look small, too.  No wonder she didn't get the jorb.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on May 18, 2007, 08:35:50 AM
QuoteSometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on May 18, 2007, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: RV on May 18, 2007, 08:35:50 AM
QuoteSometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/

You beat me by about 1 minute.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on May 18, 2007, 08:39:38 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on May 18, 2007, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: RV on May 18, 2007, 08:35:50 AM
QuoteSometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/

You beat me by about 1 minute.

There is no way to prove this. And you know that. Liar.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on May 18, 2007, 08:43:57 AM
Can I get a late check out?

I'll have to check with the manager.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD, Too on May 18, 2007, 08:44:39 AM
Quote from: BananaHands on May 18, 2007, 08:39:38 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on May 18, 2007, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: RV on May 18, 2007, 08:35:50 AM
QuoteSometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/

You beat me by about 1 minute.

There is no way to prove this. And you know that. Liar.

I have the means to prove it but not the ability.  And my name's not Liar.  It's JD.  Nice to meet ya!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on May 18, 2007, 09:11:08 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2007, 07:19:50 AM
Quote from: EG on May 17, 2007, 10:40:04 PM
Who was that?

No one.  You and I are done.

Really, are we supposed to believe that Ryan- who to our knowledge has never made a single sale- is going to get Jan's job?  Or did I miss something and is he taking another corporate offering?

Yeah, but Jan's job is a management job.  Being able to make sales doesn't have a lot to do with it.  At least I imagine that's what they were thinking.

I just love that Ryan is going to be Michael's boss.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: dying_diehard on May 18, 2007, 09:29:32 AM
Quote

Yeah, but Jan's job is a management job.  Being able to make sales doesn't have a lot to do with it.  At least I imagine that's what they were thinking.

I just love that Ryan is going to be Michael's boss.
Quote

Great point.  I didn't even catch that.  How sweet is that revenge going to be?

Anybody else sick of the verbal cat fight between the ladies for Jim?  Let's mud wrestle and get it over with.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on May 18, 2007, 09:37:37 AM
I like how Jan thought her new job would be to work on their relationship and how she'd now wear stretchy pants.
Kevin comments on whether or not Karen or Pam were hotter was great. Meredith saying that guys didn't like breasts, they preferred seeing a girl's back was good.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Ghost of Desipio Past on May 18, 2007, 09:49:07 AM
Speaking of back..... (from imdb.com)

The Office star Jenna Fischer has fractured her back in four places after falling down a set of stairs in a New York bar on Tuesday. The actress, who plays Pam Beesly in the Emmy Award-winning U.S. comedy, was taken to St. Vincent's Hospital in Manhattan after the fall at Buddakan. Her representative tells the New York Daily News, "She avoided anything scary near the spine and she'll make a full recovery in time to shoot season four of The Office this summer." Fischer most recently appeared onscreen in hit comedy Blades Of Glory opposite Will Ferrell and Jon Heder.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on May 18, 2007, 09:52:00 AM
Quote from: The Ghost of Josh Hancock on May 18, 2007, 09:49:07 AM
Speaking of back..... (from imdb.com)

The Office star Jenna Fischer has fractured her back in four places after falling down a set of stairs in a New York bar on Tuesday. The actress, who plays Pam Beesly in the Emmy Award-winning U.S. comedy, was taken to St. Vincent's Hospital in Manhattan after the fall at Buddakan. Her representative tells the New York Daily News, "She avoided anything scary near the spine and she'll make a full recovery in time to shoot season four of The Office this summer." Fischer most recently appeared onscreen in hit comedy Blades Of Glory opposite Will Ferrell and Jon Heder.

That doesn't sound too pleasant.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on May 18, 2007, 10:36:53 AM
Quote from: EG on May 18, 2007, 09:52:00 AM
Quote from: The Ghost of Josh Hancock on May 18, 2007, 09:49:07 AM
Speaking of back..... (from imdb.com)

The Office star Jenna Fischer has fractured her back in four places after falling down a set of stairs in a New York bar on Tuesday. The actress, who plays Pam Beesly in the Emmy Award-winning U.S. comedy, was taken to St. Vincent's Hospital in Manhattan after the fall at Buddakan. Her representative tells the New York Daily News, "She avoided anything scary near the spine and she'll make a full recovery in time to shoot season four of The Office this summer." Fischer most recently appeared onscreen in hit comedy Blades Of Glory opposite Will Ferrell and Jon Heder.

That doesn't sound too pleasant.

So much for the Summer of Jenna.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on May 18, 2007, 12:22:41 PM
Quote from: RV on May 18, 2007, 08:43:57 AM
Can I get a late check out?

I'll have to check with the manager.

Jim's recap of Dwight's "wildest fantasy" was my second-favorite Jim line ever, behind only, "Bears.  Beets.  Battlestar Galactica."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Apexx on May 18, 2007, 01:28:11 PM
My first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. Then I'll need a new number two. My ideal replacement would be... Jack Bauer.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit on May 18, 2007, 01:51:44 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on May 18, 2007, 01:28:11 PM
My first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. Then I'll need a new number two. My ideal replacement would be... Jack Bauer.

Clearly, Dwight has not watched any of this season.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BananaHands on May 18, 2007, 02:38:47 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/cbs_to_release_own_version_of_nbcs
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tonker on May 19, 2007, 03:47:52 AM
Quote from: The Ghost of Josh Hancock on May 18, 2007, 09:49:07 AM
Speaking of back..... (from imdb.com)

The Office star Jenna Fischer has fractured her back in four places after falling down a set of stairs in a New York bar on Tuesday. The actress, who plays Pam Beesly in the Emmy Award-winning U.S. comedy, was taken to St. Vincent's Hospital in Manhattan after the fall at Buddakan. Her representative tells the New York Daily News, "She avoided anything scary near the spine and she'll make a full recovery in time to shoot season four of The Office this summer." Fischer most recently appeared onscreen in hit comedy Blades Of Glory opposite Will Ferrell and Jon Heder.

Huh?  That makes no sense.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky! on May 19, 2007, 01:07:30 PM
Quote from: EG on May 18, 2007, 09:11:08 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2007, 07:19:50 AM
Quote from: EG on May 17, 2007, 10:40:04 PM
Who was that?

No one.  You and I are done.

Really, are we supposed to believe that Ryan- who to our knowledge has never made a single sale- is going to get Jan's job?  Or did I miss something and is he taking another corporate offering?

Yeah, but Jan's job is a management job.  Being able to make sales doesn't have a lot to do with it.  At least I imagine that's what they were thinking.

I just love that Ryan is going to be Michael's boss.

Not that it matters how Dunder Mifflin hires, but they give manager jobs at most companies to people that sell a lot.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on May 19, 2007, 02:02:35 PM
Quote from: Slaky! on May 19, 2007, 01:07:30 PM
Quote from: EG on May 18, 2007, 09:11:08 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2007, 07:19:50 AM
Quote from: EG on May 17, 2007, 10:40:04 PM
Who was that?

No one.  You and I are done.

Really, are we supposed to believe that Ryan- who to our knowledge has never made a single sale- is going to get Jan's job?  Or did I miss something and is he taking another corporate offering?

Yeah, but Jan's job is a management job.  Being able to make sales doesn't have a lot to do with it.  At least I imagine that's what they were thinking.

I just love that Ryan is going to be Michael's boss.

Not that it matters how Dunder Mifflin hires, but they give manager jobs at most companies to people that sell a lot.

I did not know that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Neifilicious on May 19, 2007, 06:21:49 PM
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1671/800pxjennafischerhj3.jpg)

Just because.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Augie-O on May 21, 2007, 03:18:22 PM
Hang low, sweet chariots.

I can back out of selling my house, but I'll get a negative feedback on eBay.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on May 22, 2007, 01:54:13 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on May 18, 2007, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: RV on May 18, 2007, 08:35:50 AM
QuoteSometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/

You beat me by about 1 minute.

Someday I'm going to tell my kids that I could have had the first comment on that page, but chickened out.

I guess they'll have to settle with the story about me meeting Dave Corzine.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Down In Front on May 30, 2007, 12:53:43 PM
800.984.3672 - just call it.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Fork_The_Third on May 30, 2007, 12:57:37 PM
Quote from: KD on May 22, 2007, 01:54:13 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on May 18, 2007, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: RV on May 18, 2007, 08:35:50 AM
QuoteSometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/

You beat me by about 1 minute.

Someday I'm going to tell my kids that I could have had the first comment on that page, but chickened out.

I guess they'll have to settle with the story about me meeting Dave Corzine.

I can tell someone's kids about how Joe Ponsetto was a student teacher at my school.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: cubbiebluestew on May 30, 2007, 01:31:00 PM
I went to high school with Bill Bixby.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: cubbiebluestew on May 30, 2007, 01:32:36 PM
and some guy named Steven Breyer, but in his day Bixby was much more famous than Breyer ever will be.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Down In Front on May 30, 2007, 01:33:31 PM
Quote from: Fork_The_Third on May 30, 2007, 12:57:37 PM
Quote from: KD on May 22, 2007, 01:54:13 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on May 18, 2007, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: RV on May 18, 2007, 08:35:50 AM
QuoteSometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/

You beat me by about 1 minute.

Someday I'm going to tell my kids that I could have had the first comment on that page, but chickened out.

I guess they'll have to settle with the story about me meeting Dave Corzine.

I can tell someone's kids about how Joe Ponsetto was a student teacher at my school.

Was that before or after he married a lesbian?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Fork_The_Third on May 30, 2007, 03:34:24 PM
Quote from: Down In Front on May 30, 2007, 12:53:43 PM
800.984.3672 - just call it.



Screw the hybrid. I just got a great deal on a kick-ass Firebird.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kwyjibo on August 17, 2007, 07:53:15 AM
Quote from: RV on May 18, 2007, 08:35:50 AM
QuoteSometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/

bump. The keep updating the Creed Thoughts throughout the summer.

"I'm going to show up at her tollbooth next weekend wearing my lucky socks and my sex pants. "
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on August 17, 2007, 09:16:52 AM
Quote from: Kwyjibo on August 17, 2007, 07:53:15 AM
Quote from: RV on May 18, 2007, 08:35:50 AM
QuoteSometimes when I’m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/

bump. The keep updating the Creed Thoughts throughout the summer.

"I'm going to show up at her tollbooth next weekend wearing my lucky socks and my sex pants. "

"Crab apples are tiny miracles."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on September 27, 2007, 10:39:22 PM
Bump.

"3 people die from rabies every year. Myth. Fact. 4 people die from rabies every year."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: GreatWhiteHope7 on September 27, 2007, 10:53:01 PM
You don't know me, you've just seen my penis!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JS on September 28, 2007, 07:56:59 AM
I'm not superstitious, I'm just a littlestitious.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on September 28, 2007, 08:37:09 AM
"Cat's don't provide milk, fur, or food."

I love how long it to take Angela to realize that Dwight killed her cat, even after she described how the french fries in her freezer were clawed apart.

Stanley's the greatest.  I loved how he, Oscar, and the apparently 82-year old Creed went and sipped on some cold ones rather than run the 5K.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Corn-fed on September 28, 2007, 10:39:46 AM
Kevin was on his game last night, too.

Wait a minute... PB&J... Pam Beasley & Jim... What a waste.

Quote from: GreatWhiteHope7 on September 27, 2007, 10:53:01 PM
You don't know me, you've just seen my penis!

“I didn't see where it started but I saw where it ended.”
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 28, 2007, 11:15:19 AM
Does anyone else have the Season 3 DVD?

It has this gem on it, which changed my life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ym8nNbFXqY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ym8nNbFXqY)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Corn-fed on September 28, 2007, 12:30:22 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 28, 2007, 11:15:19 AM
Does anyone else have the Season 3 DVD?

It has this gem on it, which changed my life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ym8nNbFXqY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ym8nNbFXqY)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyU2CpOjkOY
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Denny Crane on September 28, 2007, 05:40:05 PM
If you put a goatee on Kevin along with a Cubs hat, I swear you'd have Scott Eyre.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on February 06, 2008, 03:09:29 PM
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet, Ken Tremendous is Mose!

http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2005/04/about-us.html

I've been exchanging pithy emails with Mose for two years?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Corn-fed on February 06, 2008, 03:14:18 PM
Quote from: KD on February 06, 2008, 03:09:29 PM
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet, Ken Tremendous is Mose!

http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2005/04/about-us.html

I've been exchanging pithy emails with Mose for two years?

Intrepid Reader: Dana Carvey as Johnny Carson

I did not know that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 06, 2008, 04:34:11 PM
Quote from: KD on February 06, 2008, 03:09:29 PM
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet, Ken Tremendous is Mose!

http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2005/04/about-us.html

I've been exchanging pithy emails with Mose for two years?

Holy crap.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on February 06, 2008, 04:42:20 PM
My mind is still blown.

Looks like someone had that figured out a few months ago:

http://www.teamsiliconvalley.org/sports/im-on-to-you-ken-tremendous/

Now I picture all of those JoeChats being logged from an outhouse, with the door flapping in the wind.  I'm still not sure if this makes it better or worse.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: The Ghost of Desipio Past on February 08, 2008, 11:31:08 AM
Quote from: EG on February 06, 2008, 04:42:20 PM
http://www.teamsiliconvalley.org/sports/im-on-to-you-ken-tremendous/

Sheesh..stalk much?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on February 09, 2008, 04:45:48 PM
Looks like Ken Tremendous is going back to his day job.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/10/business/media/10strike.html?_r=1&exprod=myyahoo&oref=slogin (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/10/business/media/10strike.html?_r=1&exprod=myyahoo&oref=slogin)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: GreatWhiteHope7 on April 10, 2008, 09:24:20 PM
So, anyone else watch the new episode?

I was a little disappointed to be honest.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on April 10, 2008, 09:38:22 PM
Quote from: GreatWhiteHope7 on April 10, 2008, 09:24:20 PM
So, anyone else watch the new episode?

I was a little disappointed to be honest.

You're not the only one. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on April 10, 2008, 09:46:43 PM
The episodes when they leave the office don't always work. But "It's got a nice oaky afterbirth" was a true winner.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Thrillho on April 10, 2008, 11:48:57 PM
It was certainly over the top and a tad sub-par considering we've been waiting so long, but I liked it well enough, I guess.

I know there was something that made me laugh out loud pretty hard.

But what that is, is hard to define.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 11, 2008, 03:03:36 AM
I haven't watched the episode yet (it's on the DVR), but I'm really getting annoyed with this season and how often they leave the office.  They're exaggerating each character so much and making them do these completely over-the-top things, and the show has completely lost it's charm.  Even Dwight is becoming too over-the-top, which is saying a lot for a character like that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on April 11, 2008, 07:13:24 AM
I liked Jim and Pam in this episode, but a leaving the office episode shouldn't be the first after a long break.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on April 11, 2008, 07:17:03 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 10, 2008, 09:38:22 PM
Quote from: GreatWhiteHope7 on April 10, 2008, 09:24:20 PM
So, anyone else watch the new episode?

I was a little disappointed to be honest.

You're not the only one. 
Come on babe
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on April 11, 2008, 07:20:31 AM

They strayed from the characters too much. Jim would never bail on Pam like he tried.

It was cringe-worthy, but there wasn't any payoff.

Hopefully they rebound next week.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on April 11, 2008, 08:34:33 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 11, 2008, 07:20:31 AM

They strayed from the characters too much. Jim would never bail on Pam like he tried.

It was cringe-worthy, but there wasn't any payoff.


I think you're exactly right.  I also think they're trying to get a little too cute with the sitations and characters.  I watched some of the first and second season stuff on TBS.  It was much, much better.  They made much better use of the "documentary" type cameras back then.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on April 11, 2008, 09:38:22 AM
I liked it, ya bunch of complainin' pansies.

C'mon Dwight's date?  Who here thought it was his mom until Jim started talking to her (strictly carnal....ewww)?  Best part was Dwight made her take the bus home, and then he subsequently passed her standing at the bus stop, and you could see he also made her lug the cooler.

I loved the hand-wringing over Michael's two-hundred dollar plasma TV.  $200?  What was that a 6" plasma?

I also had this discussion with Thrill at the Shoutbox about Hunter.  I thought his song was about doin' it with a man, but Thrill pointed out that it was probably him doing it with Jan.

Not the best episode, surely, and surely a tad disappointing coming outta the strike.  But I still found it rather enjoyable.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on April 11, 2008, 09:43:02 AM
Quote from: Mike D on April 11, 2008, 09:38:22 AM
I liked it, ya bunch of complainin' pansies.

C'mon Dwight's date?  Who here thought it was his mom until Jim started talking to her (strictly carnal....ewww)?  Best part was Dwight made her take the bus home, and then he subsequently passed her standing at the bus stop, and you could see he also made her lug the cooler.

I loved the hand-wringing over Michael's two-hundred dollar plasma TV.  $200?  What was that a 6" plasma?

I also had this discussion with Thrill at the Shoutbox about Hunter.  I thought his song was about doin' it with a man, but Thrill pointed out that it was probably him doing it with Jan.

Not the best episode, surely, and surely a tad disappointing coming outta the strike.  But I still found it rather enjoyable.

The song was definitely about Jan. That's why she was actin' all sexy-like while it was playing.

And Dwight's date - for me she'll always be the Sparkle Motion coach from Donnie Darko.

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 12, 2008, 09:57:01 AM
I was extremely disappointed in this episode.  Not necessarily because it wasn't funny (it had its moments), but because it absolutely destroyed a few characters.  Michael and Jan were WAY too over-the-top.  It was a hard episode to watch with all the little, weird stuff.  For instance, Michael's "bed" was just stupid.  Yes, I could see him actually sleeping on that to make Jan more comfortable, but only for like a night out of the week.  No human would ever sleep on that every day, no matter how weird they were.  I also agree about Jim trying to walk out on Pam...that wouldn't happen.  It seems like this episode was just filled with bits the writers put in to get laughs, and not to actually stick to or further develop any characters.  I really hope they can go on almost pretending this episode never existed, because it just took the characters to places they should not have gone.  Also, stop leaving the office!  I think one episode this season has taken place almost exclusively in the office.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: cubbiebluestew on April 12, 2008, 10:12:32 AM
The minority report.   You haven't lived until you have attended a dinnner party like that.  You don't know how to act when you realize that your host and hostess have invited you over to witness the breakup of their relationship.  I think that one of the writers had this story that he wanted to get off his chest and the others agreed to use the cast, only slightly out of character, to tell the story.  It reminded me of "Who Is Afraid of Virgina Wolfe?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 12, 2008, 10:37:18 AM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on April 12, 2008, 10:12:32 AM
The minority report.   You haven't lived until you have attended a dinnner party like that.  You don't know how to act when you realize that your host and hostess have invited you over to witness the breakup of their relationship.  I think that one of the writers had this story that he wanted to get off his chest and the others agreed to use the cast, only slightly out of character, to tell the story.  It reminded me of "Who Is Afraid of Virgina Wolfe?"

Oh I know what they were trying to do, but I think it was executed very poorly.  Michael and Jan were way too over-the-top, even for who they usually are.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on April 12, 2008, 11:16:12 AM
Nobody liked Jim trying to walk out on Pam, but it was a dick move, and it was nice to see the writers attempt to execute a dick move with Halpert for once.

It wasn't enjoyable, but it was needed. And the episode was like the first episode of a season: something that sets the stage for a series of call-backs as the season moves along.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 12, 2008, 01:07:50 PM
This episode was a lot like Phyllis' Wedding from season 3.  It was just filled with so many cringe-worthy, embarrassing moments.  It was really hard to watch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Taylor2 on April 12, 2008, 02:12:06 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on April 12, 2008, 10:12:32 AM
The minority report.   You haven't lived until you have attended a dinnner party like that.  You don't know how to act when you realize that your host and hostess have invited you over to witness the breakup of their relationship.  I think that one of the writers had this story that he wanted to get off his chest and the others agreed to use the cast, only slightly out of character, to tell the story.  It reminded me of "Who Is Afraid of Virgina Wolfe?"

That's what I thought, except that it was trying far too hard to be cringe worthy and embarrassing as opposed to the utter emotional hell of George and Martha.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on April 12, 2008, 03:16:45 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 12, 2008, 01:07:50 PM
This episode was a lot like Phyllis' Wedding from season 3.  It was just filled with so many cringe-worthy, embarrassing moments.  It was really hard to watch.

This episode coulda used a good fart joke.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on April 12, 2008, 09:48:55 PM
I don't think this episode was as over the top as some of the previous ones from this season, or maybe I'm getting used to it. The time they raided the other office in disguise was ridiculous. The benefit race for rabies (it was rabies right?) was ridiculous. Yeah, the dinner party melt down was a bit extreme, but it's possible for an argument to get out of hand in front of other people. Hell, I've seen it happen. Maybe that's just my family though.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on April 12, 2008, 10:14:20 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 12, 2008, 09:57:01 AM
Michael and Jan were WAY too over-the-top

I'm going to blame that dynamic on Melora Hardin.  Her suckassiveness as an actress became painfully evident when they flipped her switch from "stern female boss" to "crazy beyond believable."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 12, 2008, 11:04:46 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on April 12, 2008, 10:14:20 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 12, 2008, 09:57:01 AM
Michael and Jan were WAY too over-the-top

I'm going to blame that dynamic on Melora Hardin.  Her suckassiveness as an actress became painfully evident when they flipped her switch from "stern female boss" to "crazy beyond believable."

Yeah, I think she was a big part of the problem, although I liked her for most of seasons 2 and 3.  She did a really good job up until they made her go batshit insane at about the last episode of season 3.  Steve Carrell really did play the whole thing pretty well, and after re-watching it earlier today, I realized the thing between Jim and Pam really wasn't that big of a deal.  He was trying to get them both out of it, and it backfired, so he had to find a way to keep the lie going.  It was understandable, and not that big of a prick move.

I just hope they actually bring episodes back to inside the office.  The best episode of this season, I thought, was the one where Michael makes the commercial for Dunder Mifflin, which took place almost exclusively in there.  Hopefully Jan and Michael break up and this show can hit its stride again.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on April 13, 2008, 12:23:24 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on April 12, 2008, 10:14:20 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 12, 2008, 09:57:01 AM
Michael and Jan were WAY too over-the-top

I'm going to blame that dynamic on Melora Hardin.  Her suckassiveness as an actress became painfully evident when they flipped her switch from "stern female boss" to "crazy beyond believable."

Were some of your observations  lost in the Great Ratto Purge (10/1/07--1/1?/08), or was September 28th really your last post prior to this?

Either way. glad to see you're alive, IV-VI.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on April 13, 2008, 11:19:41 AM
Quote from: Mike D on April 13, 2008, 12:23:24 AM
Were some of your observations  lost in the Great Ratto Purge (10/1/07--1/1?/08), or was September 28th really your last post prior to this?

It's possible.  I nodded off for a while there.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on April 13, 2008, 12:22:33 PM
Did anybody else besides me notice the tension and awkwardness of this last episode?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on April 13, 2008, 12:23:41 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 13, 2008, 12:22:33 PM
Did anybody else besides me notice the tension and awkwardness of this last episode?

Only you, and the voices in your head.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on April 17, 2008, 08:40:47 PM
40 shekels to whoever can figure out what Creed's going to do with that third chair.

Great episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 17, 2008, 08:55:26 PM
Renters paying mortgages and parents paying orphanage fees.

Those people shouldn't have to worry about where to park.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Thrillho on April 17, 2008, 09:11:39 PM
"Oscar Meyer Weiner-Lover"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: EG on April 17, 2008, 09:49:44 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on April 17, 2008, 09:11:39 PM
"Oscar Meyer Weiner-Lover"

It's because of his condition.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on April 17, 2008, 10:06:54 PM
Michael:  She was so innocent.

Dwight:  She was stoned.  Apparently

Also, the meeting of the 5 families was tremendous.  Quick, but tremendous.  The HVAC guy didn't even seem like he was being portrayed by an actor but a genuines hard ass.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 18, 2008, 12:50:41 AM
Kudos to the writers on this episode.  It was incredible.  I figured at the end Michael was going to get closure with Jan, but they go to the grave of a woman who (if I read it correctly) had been dead for 5 years?  Brilliant.  It's like the dead bird all over again.  Also, Michael trying to back out of the meeting with Pam's landlady and having his drink served at the same moment had me crying.  I'm glad they've managed to keep Jim and Pam interesting after getting them together, though I have a feeling there will be some wedge to come between them sooner or later.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on April 18, 2008, 01:31:38 AM
Quote from: RV on April 17, 2008, 08:40:47 PM
40 shekels to whoever can figure out what Creed's going to do with that third chair.

Great episode.

God that was good. And you know the writers will never touch it again. Nothing could compete with the imagination.

That said, they have come close. Especially with that "blog" of his.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 18, 2008, 09:09:16 AM
Quote from: KD on April 18, 2008, 01:31:38 AM
Quote from: RV on April 17, 2008, 08:40:47 PM
40 shekels to whoever can figure out what Creed's going to do with that third chair.

Great episode.

God that was good. And you know the writers will never touch it again. Nothing could compete with the imagination.

That said, they have come close. Especially with that "blog" of his.

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: cubbiebluestew on April 18, 2008, 09:13:17 AM
Quote from: RV on April 17, 2008, 08:40:47 PM
40 shekels to whoever can figure out what Creed's going to do with that third chair.



One for each cheek
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Thrillho on April 18, 2008, 11:48:29 AM
Quote from: Weebs on April 18, 2008, 12:50:41 AM
... I have a feeling there will be some wedge to come between them sooner or later.

I think I'll put my money on "no there won't."

At least not anything serious.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on April 19, 2008, 12:22:03 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on April 18, 2008, 11:48:29 AM
Quote from: Weebs on April 18, 2008, 12:50:41 AM
... I have a feeling there will be some wedge to come between them sooner or later.

I think I'll put my money on "no there won't."

At least not anything serious.

Yeah, let's not turn the show into a soap opera again.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on April 19, 2008, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 18, 2008, 12:50:41 AM
Kudos to the writers on this episode.  It was incredible.  I figured at the end Michael was going to get closure with Jan, but they go to the grave of a woman who (if I read it correctly) had been dead for 5 years?  Brilliant.  It's like the dead bird all over again.  Also, Michael trying to back out of the meeting with Pam's landlady and having his drink served at the same moment had me crying.  I'm glad they've managed to keep Jim and Pam interesting after getting them together, though I have a feeling there will be some wedge to come between them sooner or later.

I found the scene with the landlady very interesting, as that was the first throwback to the BBC version I can remember since about the first season.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 19, 2008, 05:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 19, 2008, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 18, 2008, 12:50:41 AM
Kudos to the writers on this episode.  It was incredible.  I figured at the end Michael was going to get closure with Jan, but they go to the grave of a woman who (if I read it correctly) had been dead for 5 years?  Brilliant.  It's like the dead bird all over again.  Also, Michael trying to back out of the meeting with Pam's landlady and having his drink served at the same moment had me crying.  I'm glad they've managed to keep Jim and Pam interesting after getting them together, though I have a feeling there will be some wedge to come between them sooner or later.

I found the scene with the landlady very interesting, as that was the first throwback to the BBC version I can remember since about the first season.

I still haven't seen the BBC version of the show.  I've been meaning to, but just haven't bought it yet.  If what you mean though is it's the first time Michael's sort of been a jackass, then I agree.  Though I've actually just got done re-watching season 2, and he certainly has his moments.  But I think it's obvious they wanted to make Michael a little more likable.  He's more of a klutz than an asshole in the American version.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on April 19, 2008, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 19, 2008, 05:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 19, 2008, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 18, 2008, 12:50:41 AM
Kudos to the writers on this episode.  It was incredible.  I figured at the end Michael was going to get closure with Jan, but they go to the grave of a woman who (if I read it correctly) had been dead for 5 years?  Brilliant.  It's like the dead bird all over again.  Also, Michael trying to back out of the meeting with Pam's landlady and having his drink served at the same moment had me crying.  I'm glad they've managed to keep Jim and Pam interesting after getting them together, though I have a feeling there will be some wedge to come between them sooner or later.

I found the scene with the landlady very interesting, as that was the first throwback to the BBC version I can remember since about the first season.

I still haven't seen the BBC version of the show.  I've been meaning to, but just haven't bought it yet.  If what you mean though is it's the first time Michael's sort of been a jackass, then I agree.  Though I've actually just got done re-watching season 2, and he certainly has his moments.  But I think it's obvious they wanted to make Michael a little more likable.  He's more of a klutz than an asshole in the American version.

How about you watch the BBC version first, sport?  Having a conversation about what you think Kerm meant in referencing a show you haven't seen is...well, it seems like a waste of words.

Honest.  It'll be like eating a bag of M & M's.  There are only about 12 episodes or so.  Won't take you long.  You'll be glad you did. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 20, 2008, 02:21:52 AM
Quote from: Mike D on April 19, 2008, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 19, 2008, 05:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 19, 2008, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 18, 2008, 12:50:41 AM
Kudos to the writers on this episode.  It was incredible.  I figured at the end Michael was going to get closure with Jan, but they go to the grave of a woman who (if I read it correctly) had been dead for 5 years?  Brilliant.  It's like the dead bird all over again.  Also, Michael trying to back out of the meeting with Pam's landlady and having his drink served at the same moment had me crying.  I'm glad they've managed to keep Jim and Pam interesting after getting them together, though I have a feeling there will be some wedge to come between them sooner or later.

I found the scene with the landlady very interesting, as that was the first throwback to the BBC version I can remember since about the first season.

I still haven't seen the BBC version of the show.  I've been meaning to, but just haven't bought it yet. If what you mean though is it's the first time Michael's sort of been a jackass, then I agree.  Though I've actually just got done re-watching season 2, and he certainly has his moments.  But I think it's obvious they wanted to make Michael a little more likable.  He's more of a klutz than an asshole in the American version.

How about you watch the BBC version first, sport?  Having a conversation about what you think Kerm meant in referencing a show you haven't seen is...well, it seems like a waste of words.

Honest.  It'll be like eating a bag of M & M's.  There are only about 12 episodes or so.  Won't take you long.  You'll be glad you did. 

Well I know Ricky Gervais' character in the BBC version is just a complete dick and really shows no compassion for anyone else.  I haven't seen it, but I've gotten a pretty thorough synopsis from other people.  And it's not as if I don't want to watch it, I just haven't gotten around to spending the $40 or however much it is to buy the two seasons.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on April 20, 2008, 07:57:25 AM
Quote from: Weebs on April 20, 2008, 02:21:52 AM
Quote from: Mike D on April 19, 2008, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 19, 2008, 05:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 19, 2008, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 18, 2008, 12:50:41 AM
Kudos to the writers on this episode.  It was incredible.  I figured at the end Michael was going to get closure with Jan, but they go to the grave of a woman who (if I read it correctly) had been dead for 5 years?  Brilliant.  It's like the dead bird all over again.  Also, Michael trying to back out of the meeting with Pam's landlady and having his drink served at the same moment had me crying.  I'm glad they've managed to keep Jim and Pam interesting after getting them together, though I have a feeling there will be some wedge to come between them sooner or later.

I found the scene with the landlady very interesting, as that was the first throwback to the BBC version I can remember since about the first season.

I still haven't seen the BBC version of the show.  I've been meaning to, but just haven't bought it yet. If what you mean though is it's the first time Michael's sort of been a jackass, then I agree.  Though I've actually just got done re-watching season 2, and he certainly has his moments.  But I think it's obvious they wanted to make Michael a little more likable.  He's more of a klutz than an asshole in the American version.

How about you watch the BBC version first, sport?  Having a conversation about what you think Kerm meant in referencing a show you haven't seen is...well, it seems like a waste of words.

Honest.  It'll be like eating a bag of M & M's.  There are only about 12 episodes or so.  Won't take you long.  You'll be glad you did. 

Well I know Ricky Gervais' character in the BBC version is just a complete dick and really shows no compassion for anyone else.  I haven't seen it, but I've gotten a pretty thorough synopsis from other people.  And it's not as if I don't want to watch it, I just haven't gotten around to spending the $40 or however much it is to buy the two seasons.

Oh, well if you know that, then, really, there's no need to watch it.  Don't waste your time.  It's not like it's awesome on a platter or anything.  And that synopsis is simply spot-on, sport.  If I were you, then I'd just tell people that you've seen it because it sounds like you basically have. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 20, 2008, 08:37:31 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 20, 2008, 07:57:25 AM
Quote from: Weebs on April 20, 2008, 02:21:52 AM
Quote from: Mike D on April 19, 2008, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 19, 2008, 05:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 19, 2008, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 18, 2008, 12:50:41 AM
Kudos to the writers on this episode.  It was incredible.  I figured at the end Michael was going to get closure with Jan, but they go to the grave of a woman who (if I read it correctly) had been dead for 5 years?  Brilliant.  It's like the dead bird all over again.  Also, Michael trying to back out of the meeting with Pam's landlady and having his drink served at the same moment had me crying.  I'm glad they've managed to keep Jim and Pam interesting after getting them together, though I have a feeling there will be some wedge to come between them sooner or later.

I found the scene with the landlady very interesting, as that was the first throwback to the BBC version I can remember since about the first season.

I still haven't seen the BBC version of the show.  I've been meaning to, but just haven't bought it yet. If what you mean though is it's the first time Michael's sort of been a jackass, then I agree.  Though I've actually just got done re-watching season 2, and he certainly has his moments.  But I think it's obvious they wanted to make Michael a little more likable.  He's more of a klutz than an asshole in the American version.

How about you watch the BBC version first, sport?  Having a conversation about what you think Kerm meant in referencing a show you haven't seen is...well, it seems like a waste of words.

Honest.  It'll be like eating a bag of M & M's.  There are only about 12 episodes or so.  Won't take you long.  You'll be glad you did. 

Well I know Ricky Gervais' character in the BBC version is just a complete dick and really shows no compassion for anyone else.  I haven't seen it, but I've gotten a pretty thorough synopsis from other people.  And it's not as if I don't want to watch it, I just haven't gotten around to spending the $40 or however much it is to buy the two seasons.

Oh, well if you know that, then, really, there's no need to watch it.  Don't waste your time.  It's not like it's awesome on a platter or anything.  And that synopsis is simply spot-on, sport.  If I were you, then I'd just tell people that you've seen it because it sounds like you basically have. 

Is there any particular reason that I'm being attacked because I gave an opinion on something?  I didn't once try to argue a point with BK or Mike D about The Office.  I simply said I hadn't seen the BBC version, but had heard things about it and was basing my opinion off of that.  Everyone I've heard from has told me that in the BBC version, Gervais' character pretty much has no compassion for anyone else, which is the opposite of what they're trying to do with Carrell's character.  I never said I was "right" or that I was even trying to be "right."  I'm not one to get defensive about forum posts, but it's bullshit that what's gone from me basically stating an opinion (not in the context of arguing against anybody else's point) has turned into me somehow declaring I'm all-knowing in regards to something I know little about.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on April 20, 2008, 09:16:42 AM
Quote from: Weebs on April 20, 2008, 08:37:31 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 20, 2008, 07:57:25 AM
Quote from: Weebs on April 20, 2008, 02:21:52 AM
Quote from: Mike D on April 19, 2008, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 19, 2008, 05:24:33 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 19, 2008, 03:41:22 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 18, 2008, 12:50:41 AM
Kudos to the writers on this episode.  It was incredible.  I figured at the end Michael was going to get closure with Jan, but they go to the grave of a woman who (if I read it correctly) had been dead for 5 years?  Brilliant.  It's like the dead bird all over again.  Also, Michael trying to back out of the meeting with Pam's landlady and having his drink served at the same moment had me crying.  I'm glad they've managed to keep Jim and Pam interesting after getting them together, though I have a feeling there will be some wedge to come between them sooner or later.

I found the scene with the landlady very interesting, as that was the first throwback to the BBC version I can remember since about the first season.

I still haven't seen the BBC version of the show.  I've been meaning to, but just haven't bought it yet. If what you mean though is it's the first time Michael's sort of been a jackass, then I agree.  Though I've actually just got done re-watching season 2, and he certainly has his moments.  But I think it's obvious they wanted to make Michael a little more likable.  He's more of a klutz than an asshole in the American version.

How about you watch the BBC version first, sport?  Having a conversation about what you think Kerm meant in referencing a show you haven't seen is...well, it seems like a waste of words.

Honest.  It'll be like eating a bag of M & M's.  There are only about 12 episodes or so.  Won't take you long.  You'll be glad you did. 

Well I know Ricky Gervais' character in the BBC version is just a complete dick and really shows no compassion for anyone else.  I haven't seen it, but I've gotten a pretty thorough synopsis from other people.  And it's not as if I don't want to watch it, I just haven't gotten around to spending the $40 or however much it is to buy the two seasons.

Oh, well if you know that, then, really, there's no need to watch it.  Don't waste your time.  It's not like it's awesome on a platter or anything.  And that synopsis is simply spot-on, sport.  If I were you, then I'd just tell people that you've seen it because it sounds like you basically have. 

Is there any particular reason that I'm being attacked because I gave an opinion on something?   I didn't once try to argue a point with BK or Mike D about The Office.  I simply said I hadn't seen the BBC version, but had heard things about it and was basing my opinion off of that.  Everyone I've heard from has told me that in the BBC version, Gervais' character pretty much has no compassion for anyone else, which is the opposite of what they're trying to do with Carrell's character.  I never said I was "right" or that I was even trying to be "right."  I'm not one to get defensive about forum posts, but it's bullshit that what's gone from me basically stating an opinion (not in the context of arguing against anybody else's point) has turned into me somehow declaring I'm all-knowing in regards to something I know little about.

I don't want to speak for them, but I'd say they're just busting your balls, Weebs.  That's my expert analysis.

Also, I've never seen the English version of the Office either, but it probably sucks.  Everybody who says they like it better than the American one is just some elitist dickbag, or is actually English (which is the same thing).  And now that the American version of the show has become popular, they gotta come in here with that snooty bullshit, and tread on the rest of us.  Well, they ain't gonna tread on me.

Rock, flag, and eagle.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on April 20, 2008, 11:08:04 AM
Weebs, all I meant was that the scene was incredibly similar to the one used in the BBC version, which is probably the reason Michael seemed like a jackass.  Observe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CebMtVe_YiQ).
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Thrillho on April 20, 2008, 11:44:53 AM
Quote from: Weebs on April 20, 2008, 02:21:52 AM
Well I know Ricky Gervais' character in the BBC version is just a complete dick and really shows no compassion for anyone else.  I haven't seen it, but I've gotten a pretty thorough synopsis from other people.  And it's not as if I don't want to watch it, I just haven't gotten around to spending the $40 or however much it is to buy the two seasons.

Weebs, if you have Comcast with OnDemand, you can watch the first episode of the British Office for free thanks to BBC America.

It'll look pretty familiar to you, as it's the only episode from the Brit version that was transposed wholesale to the American version.

They also currently have the last 3 episodes of the British second season available, too, but if you're gonna watch it, you might as well watch it in order.

So borrow the DVDs from this friend who was kind enough to synopsize it for you. Or rent it from Netflix, or Blockbuster or whatever. Either option should run you less than 40 clams.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on April 20, 2008, 01:45:36 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 20, 2008, 08:37:31 AM
Is there any particular reason that I'm being attacked because I gave an opinion on something?  I didn't once try to argue a point with BK or Mike D about The Office.  I simply said I hadn't seen the BBC version, but had heard things about it and was basing my opinion off of that.  Everyone I've heard from has told me that in the BBC version, Gervais' character pretty much has no compassion for anyone else, which is the opposite of what they're trying to do with Carrell's character.  I never said I was "right" or that I was even trying to be "right."  I'm not one to get defensive about forum posts, but it's bullshit that what's gone from me basically stating an opinion (not in the context of arguing against anybody else's point) has turned into me somehow declaring I'm all-knowing in regards to something I know little about.

Mostly in hopes that you'd write something similar to the six sentences that followed your question.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Yellon on April 20, 2008, 09:07:03 PM
Quit attacking posters, daggumit!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JakeD on April 24, 2008, 08:49:20 PM
"I'm a bank teller."

"Ryan always told me to tell women I'm in finance."


That was vintage Dwight tonight.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 24, 2008, 10:06:48 PM
Quote from: JakeD on April 24, 2008, 08:49:20 PM
"I'm a bank teller."

"Ryan always told me to tell women I'm in finance."


That was vintage Dwight tonight.

This had to have been one of the weirdest episodes I've ever seen.  I guess it makes sense for Ryan to develop a drug habit, but still, it just kind of comes out of nowhere.  Plus there wasn't really any kind of resolution to the episode, that is to say if there was even a setup.  I do think Dwight's moments were pretty incredible though, especially all the hobbit talk.  It was weird how much of a fuck up Jim was this episode, but I guess they might be trying to show how his relationship with Pam may be affecting his work, or just that he's not as "perfect" as he's always seemed throughout the series.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on April 24, 2008, 11:07:51 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 24, 2008, 10:06:48 PM
Quote from: JakeD on April 24, 2008, 08:49:20 PM
"I'm a bank teller."

"Ryan always told me to tell women I'm in finance."


That was vintage Dwight tonight.

This had to have been one of the weirdest episodes I've ever seen.  I guess it makes sense for Ryan to develop a drug habit, but still, it just kind of comes out of nowhere.  Plus there wasn't really any kind of resolution to the episode, that is to say if there was even a setup.  I do think Dwight's moments were pretty incredible though, especially all the hobbit talk.  It was weird how much of a fuck up Jim was this episode, but I guess they might be trying to show how his relationship with Pam may be affecting his work, or just that he's not as "perfect" as he's always seemed throughout the series.

Or maybe they thought it would be funny to have everyone stuck in the parking lot. I think you might be over analyzing the show a bit.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 25, 2008, 12:37:52 AM
Quote from: butthead on April 24, 2008, 11:07:51 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 24, 2008, 10:06:48 PM
Quote from: JakeD on April 24, 2008, 08:49:20 PM
"I'm a bank teller."

"Ryan always told me to tell women I'm in finance."


That was vintage Dwight tonight.

This had to have been one of the weirdest episodes I've ever seen.  I guess it makes sense for Ryan to develop a drug habit, but still, it just kind of comes out of nowhere.  Plus there wasn't really any kind of resolution to the episode, that is to say if there was even a setup.  I do think Dwight's moments were pretty incredible though, especially all the hobbit talk.  It was weird how much of a fuck up Jim was this episode, but I guess they might be trying to show how his relationship with Pam may be affecting his work, or just that he's not as "perfect" as he's always seemed throughout the series.

Or maybe they thought it would be funny to have everyone stuck in the parking lot. I think you might be over analyzing the show a bit.

Or maybe you're under analyzing.  Generally writers, especially with a show like The Office, don't just do something to do it.  That's reserved for shitty comedies like Everybody Loves Raymond.  I'd find it really hard to believe that a show that's grounded so much in character development would expose flaws in these characters for no reason at all.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on April 25, 2008, 02:23:09 AM
This guy can't be real.

He has to be some hoo-ha with a midwestern sensibility having some fun with us.

Right.

RIGHT?!?@?!?!?@#$?!?!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on April 25, 2008, 05:58:09 AM

Creed likes the website.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on April 25, 2008, 07:39:30 AM
Quote from: PTanner on April 25, 2008, 05:58:09 AM

Creed likes the website.

He didn't see what the problem was.

And the security guy's name is Hank.  HANK.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on April 25, 2008, 07:42:21 AM
Toby's gone to Costa Rica.  That was weird.  Dwight was good.  ("I'm not going to call her.")  I also liked the part where they talked about all the problems with the website.  They need more stuff that takes place in the office.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Shooter on April 25, 2008, 10:34:27 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 25, 2008, 07:42:21 AM
Toby's gone to Costa Rica.  That was weird.  Dwight was good.  ("I'm not going to call her.")  I also liked the part where they talked about all the problems with the website.  They need more stuff that takes place in the office.

Yep. Ryan's douchiness in the office was far funnier than his coke-addled NYC life-style.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on April 25, 2008, 10:37:08 AM
Quote from: Shooter on April 25, 2008, 10:34:27 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 25, 2008, 07:42:21 AM
Toby's gone to Costa Rica.  That was weird.  Dwight was good.  ("I'm not going to call her.")  I also liked the part where they talked about all the problems with the website.  They need more stuff that takes place in the office.

Yep. Ryan's douchiness in the office was far funnier than his coke-addled NYC life-style.

Their social networking forum was hijacked by sexual predators.

Awesome in so many ways.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on April 25, 2008, 10:40:14 AM
poifact
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on April 25, 2008, 12:39:31 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 25, 2008, 10:34:27 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 25, 2008, 07:42:21 AM
Toby's gone to Costa Rica.  That was weird.  Dwight was good.  ("I'm not going to call her.")  I also liked the part where they talked about all the problems with the website.  They need more stuff that takes place in the office.

Yep. Ryan's douchiness in the office was far funnier than his coke-addled NYC life-style.

Dunder Mifflin Infinity (http://www.dundermifflininfinity.com/) 2.0!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
Maybe I'm a dope, but last night was the first time I noticed how many of the characters share the same first name as the actor that portrays them:

Angela
Phyllis
Creed
Oscar
Bob Vance

Also, I really wish they'd reign in Dwight a little bit.  He actually thinks that the guy was a hobbit?  Come on.  Absurd characters are what the show is all about, but when it gets absurd to the point of being completely unbelievable like that, it's more distracting to me than funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 25, 2008, 04:18:40 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
Maybe I'm a dope, but last night was the first time I noticed how many of the characters share the same first name as the actor that portrays them:

Angela
Phyllis
Creed
Oscar
Bob Vance

Also, I really wish they'd reign in Dwight a little bit.  He actually thinks that the guy was a hobbit?  Come on.  Absurd characters are what the show is all about, but when it gets absurd to the point of being completely unbelievable like that, it's more distracting to me than funny.

He didn't actually say he thinks he's a hobbit, did he?  I thought he just said the guy "resembled" a hobbit.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 04:19:55 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 25, 2008, 04:18:40 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
Maybe I'm a dope, but last night was the first time I noticed how many of the characters share the same first name as the actor that portrays them:

Angela
Phyllis
Creed
Oscar
Bob Vance

Also, I really wish they'd reign in Dwight a little bit.  He actually thinks that the guy was a hobbit?  Come on.  Absurd characters are what the show is all about, but when it gets absurd to the point of being completely unbelievable like that, it's more distracting to me than funny.

He didn't actually say he thinks he's a hobbit, did he?  I thought he just said the guy "resembled" a hobbit.

Well, at one point he said he was from a different race.  And he asked if he lived in a tiny house.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 25, 2008, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 04:19:55 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 25, 2008, 04:18:40 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
Maybe I'm a dope, but last night was the first time I noticed how many of the characters share the same first name as the actor that portrays them:

Angela
Phyllis
Creed
Oscar
Bob Vance

Also, I really wish they'd reign in Dwight a little bit.  He actually thinks that the guy was a hobbit?  Come on.  Absurd characters are what the show is all about, but when it gets absurd to the point of being completely unbelievable like that, it's more distracting to me than funny.

He didn't actually say he thinks he's a hobbit, did he?  I thought he just said the guy "resembled" a hobbit.

Well, at one point he said he was from a different race.  And he asked if he lived in a tiny house.

I thought everyone did that?  Asked that is...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 04:33:19 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 25, 2008, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 04:19:55 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 25, 2008, 04:18:40 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
Maybe I'm a dope, but last night was the first time I noticed how many of the characters share the same first name as the actor that portrays them:

Angela
Phyllis
Creed
Oscar
Bob Vance

Also, I really wish they'd reign in Dwight a little bit.  He actually thinks that the guy was a hobbit?  Come on.  Absurd characters are what the show is all about, but when it gets absurd to the point of being completely unbelievable like that, it's more distracting to me than funny.

He didn't actually say he thinks he's a hobbit, did he?  I thought he just said the guy "resembled" a hobbit.

Well, at one point he said he was from a different race.  And he asked if he lived in a tiny house.

I thought everyone did that?  Asked that is...

I just want to make an omelet!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lomy7xAVDKE (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lomy7xAVDKE)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on April 25, 2008, 06:01:03 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 04:33:19 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 25, 2008, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 04:19:55 PM
Quote from: Weebs on April 25, 2008, 04:18:40 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
Maybe I'm a dope, but last night was the first time I noticed how many of the characters share the same first name as the actor that portrays them:

Angela
Phyllis
Creed
Oscar
Bob Vance

Also, I really wish they'd reign in Dwight a little bit.  He actually thinks that the guy was a hobbit?  Come on.  Absurd characters are what the show is all about, but when it gets absurd to the point of being completely unbelievable like that, it's more distracting to me than funny.

He didn't actually say he thinks he's a hobbit, did he?  I thought he just said the guy "resembled" a hobbit.

Well, at one point he said he was from a different race.  And he asked if he lived in a tiny house.

I thought everyone did that?  Asked that is...

I just want to make an omelet!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lomy7xAVDKE (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lomy7xAVDKE)

Awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Internet Apex on April 27, 2008, 01:58:52 PM
He asked if the guy had special powers.

I'm done with this show. Once Dwight became unfunny there stopped being reasons to tune in.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on April 27, 2008, 06:37:56 PM
Looks as if they took a little from the end of this (http://www.surfthechannel.com/info/television/The_Office_%28UK%29/60912/S1E5.html) for their plot, no? Though, it seems that Amazons are a more tasteful choice then slutty swingers, in the Colonies.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on April 28, 2008, 07:34:03 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 25, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
Maybe I'm a dope, but last night was the first time I noticed how many of the characters share the same first name as the actor that portrays them:

Angela
Phyllis
Creed
Oscar
Bob Vance

Also, I really wish they'd reign in Dwight a little bit.  He actually thinks that the guy was a hobbit?  Come on.  Absurd characters are what the show is all about, but when it gets absurd to the point of being completely unbelievable like that, it's more distracting to me than funny.

You're a dope
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on May 02, 2008, 08:49:07 AM
I hope Creed gets to see Pam topless someday. And I have to say I was quite disappointed that Michael didn't give Stanley the fluffy fingers treatment.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 02, 2008, 10:31:41 AM
Quote from: RV on May 02, 2008, 08:49:07 AM
I hope Creed gets to see Pam topless someday. And I have to say I was quite disappointed that Michael didn't give Stanley the fluffy fingers treatment.

So was my wife. 

Dwight's much more forceful than in the past.  3,2,1...5,4,3,2,1,...Do it.  Do it.  Now.   NOW.  Now.  Shake my hand....there ya go.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 02, 2008, 02:02:44 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the writers are being way too inconsistent with Dwight? One week he thinks Ryan's friend is a Hobbit, the next week he's pure awesome with teh emergency org chart.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on May 02, 2008, 02:05:56 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 02, 2008, 02:02:44 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the writers are being way too inconsistent with Dwight? One week he thinks Ryan's friend is a Hobbit, the next week he's pure awesome with teh emergency org chart.

Am I the only one who doesn't care as long as it's funny?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 02, 2008, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 02, 2008, 02:02:44 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the writers are being way too inconsistent with Dwight? One week he thinks Ryan's friend is a Hobbit, the next week he's pure awesome with teh emergency org chart.

i didn't like the Hobbit stuff, but he MIGHT do something like that.  He believes in vampires and all that stuff.  He wants to travel to wherever LOTR was filmed.  I think it's possible that he would believe in Hobbits.  There.  I said it.  And he also made out with the tall college chick, so he was still awesome then, too.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 02, 2008, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: RV on May 02, 2008, 02:05:56 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 02, 2008, 02:02:44 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the writers are being way too inconsistent with Dwight? One week he thinks Ryan's friend is a Hobbit, the next week he's pure awesome with teh emergency org chart.

Am I the only one who doesn't care as long as it's funny?

No, I'm with you on that one.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 02, 2008, 02:25:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 02, 2008, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: RV on May 02, 2008, 02:05:56 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 02, 2008, 02:02:44 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the writers are being way too inconsistent with Dwight? One week he thinks Ryan's friend is a Hobbit, the next week he's pure awesome with teh emergency org chart.

Am I the only one who doesn't care as long as it's funny?

No, I'm with you on that one.

Oh, why don't you just go down on him, then, faggot.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 02, 2008, 06:42:39 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 02, 2008, 02:25:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 02, 2008, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: RV on May 02, 2008, 02:05:56 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 02, 2008, 02:02:44 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the writers are being way too inconsistent with Dwight? One week he thinks Ryan's friend is a Hobbit, the next week he's pure awesome with teh emergency org chart.

Am I the only one who doesn't care as long as it's funny?

No, I'm with you on that one.

Oh, why don't you just go down on him, then, faggot.

Do you think he'll let me? Oh gosh, he's real cute. Is he into dudes?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 02, 2008, 08:14:55 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 02, 2008, 06:42:39 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 02, 2008, 02:25:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 02, 2008, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: RV on May 02, 2008, 02:05:56 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 02, 2008, 02:02:44 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the writers are being way too inconsistent with Dwight? One week he thinks Ryan's friend is a Hobbit, the next week he's pure awesome with teh emergency org chart.

Am I the only one who doesn't care as long as it's funny?

No, I'm with you on that one.

Oh, why don't you just go down on him, then, faggot.

Do you think he'll let me? Oh gosh, he's real cute. Is he into dudes?

If he ain't into dudes, then why would he frequent a place full o' faggots?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on May 03, 2008, 09:19:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 02, 2008, 06:42:39 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 02, 2008, 02:25:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 02, 2008, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: RV on May 02, 2008, 02:05:56 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 02, 2008, 02:02:44 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the writers are being way too inconsistent with Dwight? One week he thinks Ryan's friend is a Hobbit, the next week he's pure awesome with teh emergency org chart.

Am I the only one who doesn't care as long as it's funny?

No, I'm with you on that one.

Oh, why don't you just go down on him, then, faggot.

Do you think he'll let me? Oh gosh, he's real cute. Is he into dudes?

I'm cool with JO, but absolutely NO ghey stuff. You hear me? NONE.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 03, 2008, 08:45:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 02, 2008, 06:42:39 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 02, 2008, 02:25:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 02, 2008, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: RV on May 02, 2008, 02:05:56 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 02, 2008, 02:02:44 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the writers are being way too inconsistent with Dwight? One week he thinks Ryan's friend is a Hobbit, the next week he's pure awesome with teh emergency org chart.

Am I the only one who doesn't care as long as it's funny?

No, I'm with you on that one.

Oh, why don't you just go down on him, then, faggot.

Do you think he'll let me? Oh gosh, he's real cute. Is he into dudes?

You're barely a dude, so you've got a shot.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 03, 2008, 09:17:54 PM
Quote from: RV on May 03, 2008, 09:19:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 02, 2008, 06:42:39 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 02, 2008, 02:25:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 02, 2008, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: RV on May 02, 2008, 02:05:56 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 02, 2008, 02:02:44 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the writers are being way too inconsistent with Dwight? One week he thinks Ryan's friend is a Hobbit, the next week he's pure awesome with teh emergency org chart.

Am I the only one who doesn't care as long as it's funny?

No, I'm with you on that one.

Oh, why don't you just go down on him, then, faggot.

Do you think he'll let me? Oh gosh, he's real cute. Is he into dudes?

I'm cool with JO, but absolutely NO ghey stuff. You hear me? NONE.

Wow.  It took me a second to remember where that came from.  Good on ya.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 08, 2008, 09:07:19 PM
Just got done watching tonight's episode, and I thought it was pretty good.  I'm still pretty annoyed with how many episodes take place almost exclusively outside of the office, but this was one of the better ones.  It's good to see Dwight back to acting like his normal self, and there were a lot of interesting things going on with Jim and Pam.  I still find it odd though that Ryan and corporate would be so willing to fire Jim but not Michael.  Andy's calluses from hitting over 1200 balls at the range the night before was pretty ridiculous, as was Michael's, "Look, I'd never tell this to her face, but Pam is a wonderful person and an exceptional artist."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on May 08, 2008, 10:39:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 08, 2008, 09:07:19 PM
Just got done watching tonight's episode, and I thought it was pretty good.  I'm still pretty annoyed with how many episodes take place almost exclusively outside of the office, but this was one of the better ones.  It's good to see Dwight back to acting like his normal self, and there were a lot of interesting things going on with Jim and Pam.  I still find it odd though that Ryan and corporate would be so willing to fire Jim but not Michael.  Andy's calluses from hitting over 1200 balls at the range the night before was pretty ridiculous, as was Michael's, "Look, I'd never tell this to her face, but Pam is a wonderful person and an exceptional artist."

You know this is just a TV show right?  You really need to get out more.
This show is teh steak, balls, titballs, hogans, booblies, and DongBands all rolled into one.
Andy is the funniest guy on the show.  SHORTCUT, SHORTCUT!!  I fell into the sandtrap.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 08, 2008, 11:14:15 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on May 08, 2008, 10:39:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 08, 2008, 09:07:19 PM
Just got done watching tonight's episode, and I thought it was pretty good.  I'm still pretty annoyed with how many episodes take place almost exclusively outside of the office, but this was one of the better ones.  It's good to see Dwight back to acting like his normal self, and there were a lot of interesting things going on with Jim and Pam.  I still find it odd though that Ryan and corporate would be so willing to fire Jim but not Michael.  Andy's calluses from hitting over 1200 balls at the range the night before was pretty ridiculous, as was Michael's, "Look, I'd never tell this to her face, but Pam is a wonderful person and an exceptional artist."

You know this is just a TV show right?  You really need to get out more.
This show is teh steak, balls, titballs, hogans, booblies, and DongBands all rolled into one.
Andy is the funniest guy on the show.  SHORTCUT, SHORTCUT!!  I fell into the sandtrap.

Yeah I know it's a TV show, and maybe I over-analyze it a bit, but for a show that was so consistent with its characters and character development, it seems this season they've just done some really weird things with the characters.  I'm sure the writer's strike has affected it more than anything, but there's been a couple times this season when it seemed like they were about to jump the shark.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on May 09, 2008, 08:25:36 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 08, 2008, 11:14:15 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on May 08, 2008, 10:39:47 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 08, 2008, 09:07:19 PM
Just got done watching tonight's episode, and I thought it was pretty good.  I'm still pretty annoyed with how many episodes take place almost exclusively outside of the office, but this was one of the better ones.  It's good to see Dwight back to acting like his normal self, and there were a lot of interesting things going on with Jim and Pam.  I still find it odd though that Ryan and corporate would be so willing to fire Jim but not Michael.  Andy's calluses from hitting over 1200 balls at the range the night before was pretty ridiculous, as was Michael's, "Look, I'd never tell this to her face, but Pam is a wonderful person and an exceptional artist."

You know this is just a TV show right?  You really need to get out more.
This show is teh steak, balls, titballs, hogans, booblies, and DongBands all rolled into one.
Andy is the funniest guy on the show.  SHORTCUT, SHORTCUT!!  I fell into the sandtrap.

Yeah I know it's a TV show, and maybe I over-analyze it a bit, but for a show that was so consistent with its characters and character development, it seems this season they've just done some really weird things with the characters.  I'm sure the writer's strike has affected it more than anything, but there's been a couple times this season when it seemed like they were about to jump the shark.

Agreed with Tdubbs here. I don't care how consistent the characters are or how realistic it is or what's going on with Jim and Pam's relationship. I just want to laugh for a half hour. This wasn't the best episode but there were some great moments.

"We're gonna ditch this bitch."

"Kiss her. Kiss her good."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 09, 2008, 08:34:59 AM
Quote from: RV on May 09, 2008, 08:25:36 AM
Agreed with Tdubbs here. I don't care how consistent the characters are or how realistic it is or what's going on with Jim and Pam's relationship. I just want to laugh for a half hour. This wasn't the best episode but there were some great moments.

"We're gonna ditch this bitch."

"Kiss her. Kiss her good."

I thought this episode was better than the last two.  It's good that Michael got to wear his jeans in another episode.  He gets them dry-cleaned, ya know.

Toby's gone next week.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Shooter on May 09, 2008, 10:01:35 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 08, 2008, 11:14:15 PM

Yeah I know it's a TV show, and maybe I over-analyze it a bit, but for a show that was so consistent with its characters and character development, it seems this season they've just done some really weird things with the characters.  I'm sure the writer's strike has affected it more than anything, but there's been a couple times this season when it seemed like they were about to jump the shark.

I think you are right about the writer's strike. I read somewhere about how the rush to get a large number of episodes on before the end of the season really cut the turn-around time compared to the usual schedule.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 09, 2008, 10:22:57 AM
Quote from: Shooter on May 09, 2008, 10:01:35 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 08, 2008, 11:14:15 PM

Yeah I know it's a TV show, and maybe I over-analyze it a bit, but for a show that was so consistent with its characters and character development, it seems this season they've just done some really weird things with the characters.  I'm sure the writer's strike has affected it more than anything, but there's been a couple times this season when it seemed like they were about to jump the shark.

I think you are right about the writer's strike. I read somewhere about how the rush to get a large number of episodes on before the end of the season really cut the turn-around time compared to the usual schedule.

I'd say that and the fact that they had to write all those one hour episodes for the start of the season really screwed things up.  The Office doesn't really work as a hour-long comedy, especially when they try and somehow pack together two half-hour episodes and make them a cohesive hour.  It worked for the few episodes they did in season 3, but I think that's because they actually wrote them as hour episodes and just split them up for syndication, as opposed to this season which seems like they did it the other way around.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 11:06:42 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 09, 2008, 08:34:59 AM
Quote from: RV on May 09, 2008, 08:25:36 AM
Agreed with Tdubbs here. I don't care how consistent the characters are or how realistic it is or what's going on with Jim and Pam's relationship. I just want to laugh for a half hour. This wasn't the best episode but there were some great moments.

"We're gonna ditch this bitch."

"Kiss her. Kiss her good."

I thought this episode was better than the last two.  It's good that Michael got to wear his jeans in another episode.  He gets them dry-cleaned, ya know.

Toby's gone next week.

I hope it's Angela or Kelly (who, now that Brian is gone, is completely worthless), but I fear it's Andy.  Toby would be a huge loss.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on May 09, 2008, 11:24:50 AM
Brian?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 11:27:48 AM
Quote from: Mike D on May 09, 2008, 11:24:50 AM
Brian?

Ah!  Ryan.  I knew it was wrong when I typed it, but couldn't figure out why.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on May 09, 2008, 11:30:48 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 11:06:42 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 09, 2008, 08:34:59 AM
Quote from: RV on May 09, 2008, 08:25:36 AM
Agreed with Tdubbs here. I don't care how consistent the characters are or how realistic it is or what's going on with Jim and Pam's relationship. I just want to laugh for a half hour. This wasn't the best episode but there were some great moments.

"We're gonna ditch this bitch."

"Kiss her. Kiss her good."

I thought this episode was better than the last two.  It's good that Michael got to wear his jeans in another episode.  He gets them dry-cleaned, ya know.

Toby's gone next week.

I hope it's Angela or Kelly (who, now that Brian is gone, is completely worthless), but I fear it's Andy.  Toby would be a huge loss.

As long as Creed gets to stay.

"Don't you have work to do?"

"No, I finished it months ago."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 11:49:26 AM
Quote from: RV on May 09, 2008, 11:30:48 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 11:06:42 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 09, 2008, 08:34:59 AM
Quote from: RV on May 09, 2008, 08:25:36 AM
Agreed with Tdubbs here. I don't care how consistent the characters are or how realistic it is or what's going on with Jim and Pam's relationship. I just want to laugh for a half hour. This wasn't the best episode but there were some great moments.

"We're gonna ditch this bitch."

"Kiss her. Kiss her good."

I thought this episode was better than the last two.  It's good that Michael got to wear his jeans in another episode.  He gets them dry-cleaned, ya know.

Toby's gone next week.

I hope it's Angela or Kelly (who, now that Brian is gone, is completely worthless), but I fear it's Andy.  Toby would be a huge loss.

As long as Creed gets to stay.

"Don't you have work to do?"

"No, I finished it months ago."

I was dying when he said that line.  Also, Mrs. Kerm has pointed out that the actress who plays Angela is clearly pregnant, because they're doing a really clever job of hiding her.

My favorite part was Oscar's, "WHY wouldn't you tell that to Pam's face?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 09, 2008, 11:52:15 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 11:49:26 AM

My favorite part was Oscar's, "WHY wouldn't you tell that to Pam's face?"

That was mine, too.  Until the "kiss her...kiss her good." 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 09, 2008, 12:29:15 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 11:06:42 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 09, 2008, 08:34:59 AM
Quote from: RV on May 09, 2008, 08:25:36 AM
Agreed with Tdubbs here. I don't care how consistent the characters are or how realistic it is or what's going on with Jim and Pam's relationship. I just want to laugh for a half hour. This wasn't the best episode but there were some great moments.

"We're gonna ditch this bitch."

"Kiss her. Kiss her good."

I thought this episode was better than the last two.  It's good that Michael got to wear his jeans in another episode.  He gets them dry-cleaned, ya know.

Toby's gone next week.

I hope it's Angela or Kelly (who, now that Brian is gone, is completely worthless), but I fear it's Andy.  Toby would be a huge loss.

You're saying you think Angela or Kelly are gone from the show next week?  I get the feeling Dwight will get back together with Angela, and maybe Jim will get fired or something will happen with him and Pam as far as their work life goes.  I'm pretty sure Toby is gone next week because in the clips at the end of the episode you see him packing up his things and the security guard is standing off to the side waiting for him.  It really wouldn't surprise me if he leaves.  Paul Lieberstein was supposed to just be a writer for the show, but wound up acting more in it.  That's why they had B.J. Novak (Ryan) get the job at corporate, so he could spend more time writing/producing rather than acting on the show.  I'm think the same goes for Kelly, because Mindy Kaling is an executive producer of the show if I'm not mistaken.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 12:40:51 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 09, 2008, 12:29:15 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 11:06:42 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 09, 2008, 08:34:59 AM
Quote from: RV on May 09, 2008, 08:25:36 AM
Agreed with Tdubbs here. I don't care how consistent the characters are or how realistic it is or what's going on with Jim and Pam's relationship. I just want to laugh for a half hour. This wasn't the best episode but there were some great moments.

"We're gonna ditch this bitch."

"Kiss her. Kiss her good."

I thought this episode was better than the last two.  It's good that Michael got to wear his jeans in another episode.  He gets them dry-cleaned, ya know.

Toby's gone next week.

I hope it's Angela or Kelly (who, now that Brian is gone, is completely worthless), but I fear it's Andy.  Toby would be a huge loss.

You're saying you think Angela or Kelly are gone from the show next week?  I get the feeling Dwight will get back together with Angela, and maybe Jim will get fired or something will happen with him and Pam as far as their work life goes.  I'm pretty sure Toby is gone next week because in the clips at the end of the episode you see him packing up his things and the security guard is standing off to the side waiting for him.  It really wouldn't surprise me if he leaves.  Paul Lieberstein was supposed to just be a writer for the show, but wound up acting more in it.  That's why they had B.J. Novak (Ryan) get the job at corporate, so he could spend more time writing/producing rather than acting on the show.  I'm think the same goes for Kelly, because Mindy Kaling is an executive producer of the show if I'm not mistaken.

Not think.  Hope.  Damnit, I love Toby.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Taylor2 on May 09, 2008, 01:03:34 PM
Toby does leave next week and is replaced by Holly played by Amy Ryan. I don't think anyone else is leaving. Melora Hardin (Jan) is still part of the cast and is supposed to be back at some point.

(http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/capote/amy_ryan/capote.jpg)
Amy Ryan


There was a rumor a few months ago that there was going to be a spin off of The Office featuring characters who were written off the show. I haven't read anything about that in a while. The strike may have affected that as well.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 09, 2008, 01:09:55 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on May 09, 2008, 01:03:34 PM
Toby does leave next week and is replaced by Holly played by Amy Ryan. I don't think anyone else is leaving. Melora Hardin (Jan) is still part of the cast and is supposed to be back at some point.

(http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/capote/amy_ryan/capote.jpg)
Amy Ryan


There was a rumor a few months ago that there was going to be a spin off of The Office featuring characters who were written off the show. I haven't read anything about that in a while. The strike may have affected that as well.

I thought I read something recently about it, but it hasn't been cast yet.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Sweet.  We can watch her read her lines in a monotonous voice in yet another NBC show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 09, 2008, 01:45:26 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Ed Helms is going to play two characters?  I don't know if he can handle that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 09, 2008, 01:51:58 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 09, 2008, 01:45:26 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Ed Helms is going to play two characters?  I don't know if he can handle that.

I hope they make Andy more like he was before he went to anger management.  He's still an awesome character, but I thought he was funnier before he punched that whole in the wall.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 10, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Sweet.  We can watch her read her lines in a monotonous voice in yet another NBC show.

I loathe Amanda Peet.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 10, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 10, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Sweet.  We can watch her read her lines in a monotonous voice in yet another NBC show.

I loathe Amanda Peet.

You hate everything. Just like Kermit. Right, IAN?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 10, 2008, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 10, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 10, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Sweet.  We can watch her read her lines in a monotonous voice in yet another NBC show.

I loathe Amanda Peet.

You hate everything. Just like Kermit. Right, IAN?

Actually, I'm supposed to be the guy that hates everything.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on May 12, 2008, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 10, 2008, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 10, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 10, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Sweet.  We can watch her read her lines in a monotonous voice in yet another NBC show.

I loathe Amanda Peet.

You hate everything. Just like Kermit. Right, IAN?

Actually, I'm supposed to be the guy that hates everything.

Bocaj just assumes I hate everything because I hate everything he says.

Amanda Peet should have retired after The Whole Nine Yards.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on May 12, 2008, 02:37:08 PM
Hit about 1200 balls last night, in preparation for today, so hands are a little tender.

People assume I'm great at golf. But like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid. So, I used to hang out at the sailing club instead. Got my "knot" on.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 12, 2008, 04:15:59 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on May 12, 2008, 02:37:08 PM
Hit about 1200 balls last night, in preparation for today, so hands are a little tender.

People assume I'm great at golf. But like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid. So, I used to hang out at the sailing club instead. Got my "knot" on.

"Whoa...got some blisties here."
"Yeah, you do."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on May 12, 2008, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 12, 2008, 04:15:59 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on May 12, 2008, 02:37:08 PM
Hit about 1200 balls last night, in preparation for today, so hands are a little tender.

People assume I'm great at golf. But like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid. So, I used to hang out at the sailing club instead. Got my "knot" on.

"Whoa...got some blisties here."
"Yeah, you do."

Angela: Extension 128.
Creed: [over phone] Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed.
Creed: Say, we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?
Angela: No.
Creed: Are you out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin's out, let's go gang! [they all make a run for the door, Dwight re-enters room with only Angela left]

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 12, 2008, 04:30:49 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 12, 2008, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 10, 2008, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 10, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 10, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Sweet.  We can watch her read her lines in a monotonous voice in yet another NBC show.

I loathe Amanda Peet.

You hate everything. Just like Kermit. Right, IAN?

Actually, I'm supposed to be the guy that hates everything.

Bocaj just assumes I hate everything because I hate everything he says.

Amanda Peet should have retired after The Whole Nine Yards.

Oh, Kermit. You're just like all the guys in 3rd grade, with there cutie (sp) shots and such. When will you just admit that you love me, and stop flaming me so gratuitously?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 12, 2008, 04:32:00 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 12, 2008, 04:30:49 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 12, 2008, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 10, 2008, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 10, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 10, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Sweet.  We can watch her read her lines in a monotonous voice in yet another NBC show.

I loathe Amanda Peet.

You hate everything. Just like Kermit. Right, IAN?

Actually, I'm supposed to be the guy that hates everything.

Bocaj just assumes I hate everything because I hate everything he says.

Amanda Peet should have retired after The Whole Nine Yards.

Oh, Kermit. You're just like all the guys in 3rd grade, with there cutie (sp) shots and such. When will you just admit that you love me, and stop flaming me so gratuitously?

Shouldn't you have put (sp) after "there"?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 12, 2008, 05:50:48 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 10, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Sweet.  We can watch her read her lines in a monotonous voice in yet another NBC show.

I loathe Amanda Peet.

Nothing 200 pounds couldn't fix.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 12, 2008, 05:52:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 12, 2008, 04:32:00 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 12, 2008, 04:30:49 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 12, 2008, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 10, 2008, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 10, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 10, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Sweet.  We can watch her read her lines in a monotonous voice in yet another NBC show.

I loathe Amanda Peet.

You hate everything. Just like Kermit. Right, IAN?

Actually, I'm supposed to be the guy that hates everything.

Bocaj just assumes I hate everything because I hate everything he says.

Amanda Peet should have retired after The Whole Nine Yards.

Oh, Kermit. You're just like all the guys in 3rd grade, with there cutie (sp) shots and such. When will you just admit that you love me, and stop flaming me so gratuitously?

Shouldn't you have put (sp) after "there"?

I think, at this point, you should know that a potential "(sp)" is automatically implied after every word--and only actually typed when I know for sure it's wrong. I'm that good at spelling.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on May 13, 2008, 07:19:02 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 12, 2008, 05:52:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 12, 2008, 04:32:00 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 12, 2008, 04:30:49 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 12, 2008, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 10, 2008, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 10, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 10, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Sweet.  We can watch her read her lines in a monotonous voice in yet another NBC show.

I loathe Amanda Peet.

You hate everything. Just like Kermit. Right, IAN?

Actually, I'm supposed to be the guy that hates everything.

Bocaj just assumes I hate everything because I hate everything he says.

Amanda Peet should have retired after The Whole Nine Yards.

Oh, Kermit. You're just like all the guys in 3rd grade, with there cutie (sp) shots and such. When will you just admit that you love me, and stop flaming me so gratuitously?

Shouldn't you have put (sp) after "there"?

I think, at this point, you should know that a potential "(sp)" is automatically implied after every word--and only actually typed when I know for sure it's wrong. I'm that good at spelling.

I hate so much the things you choose to be.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 13, 2008, 08:39:01 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on May 13, 2008, 07:19:02 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 12, 2008, 05:52:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 12, 2008, 04:32:00 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 12, 2008, 04:30:49 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 12, 2008, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 10, 2008, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 10, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 10, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Sweet.  We can watch her read her lines in a monotonous voice in yet another NBC show.

I loathe Amanda Peet.

You hate everything. Just like Kermit. Right, IAN?

Actually, I'm supposed to be the guy that hates everything.

Bocaj just assumes I hate everything because I hate everything he says.

Amanda Peet should have retired after The Whole Nine Yards.

Oh, Kermit. You're just like all the guys in 3rd grade, with there cutie (sp) shots and such. When will you just admit that you love me, and stop flaming me so gratuitously?

Shouldn't you have put (sp) after "there"?

I think, at this point, you should know that a potential "(sp)" is automatically implied after every word--and only actually typed when I know for sure it's wrong. I'm that good at spelling.

I hate so much the things you choose to be.

I don't believe I choose anything--I'm not some hippy existentialist. But I suppose you hate me for that, as well. But, hey, if BC and Paul can figure out how to fit in in this place, then I have hope that I can too, eventually.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 13, 2008, 09:06:23 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 13, 2008, 08:39:01 AM
I'm not some hippy existentialist.

Do all existentialists have big hips or something?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 13, 2008, 09:14:48 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 13, 2008, 08:39:01 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on May 13, 2008, 07:19:02 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 12, 2008, 05:52:13 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 12, 2008, 04:32:00 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 12, 2008, 04:30:49 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 12, 2008, 10:29:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 10, 2008, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 10, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 10, 2008, 11:43:33 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 09, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on May 09, 2008, 01:32:48 PM
Considering this week's espisode is called "Goodbye, Toby", I think Toby's leaving.

NBC is making an Office spinoff, it's going to premiere after the Super Bowl and it appears it will star Ed Helms as Andy Bernard and Amanda Peet.

Sweet.  We can watch her read her lines in a monotonous voice in yet another NBC show.

I loathe Amanda Peet.

You hate everything. Just like Kermit. Right, IAN?

Actually, I'm supposed to be the guy that hates everything.

Bocaj just assumes I hate everything because I hate everything he says.

Amanda Peet should have retired after The Whole Nine Yards.

Oh, Kermit. You're just like all the guys in 3rd grade, with there cutie (sp) shots and such. When will you just admit that you love me, and stop flaming me so gratuitously?

Shouldn't you have put (sp) after "there"?

I think, at this point, you should know that a potential "(sp)" is automatically implied after every word--and only actually typed when I know for sure it's wrong. I'm that good at spelling.

I hate so much the things you choose to be.

I don't believe I choose anything--I'm not some hippy existentialist. But I suppose you hate me for that, as well. But, hey, if BC and Paul can figure out how to fit in in this place, then I have hope that I can too, eventually.

Way to aim high.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on May 13, 2008, 12:18:37 PM
Remember how awkward the dinner party was?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on May 13, 2008, 12:55:44 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on May 13, 2008, 12:18:37 PM
Uhh, Remember that part in the Office how awkward with the dinner party was

Farley'd
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 15, 2008, 09:06:55 PM
Well, that was an impressive episode.  Amy Smart seems like she'll be a pretty good addition to the cast.  The results of Dwight telling her that Kevin is retarded were epic.  That was definitely the best episode of the season, and probably one of the better of the series.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Poon on May 15, 2008, 09:48:23 PM
Very funny, the retarded Kevin stuff had me crackin up.  That's Amy Ryan I think, not Amy Smart.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 15, 2008, 10:09:37 PM
Today's was great. They're all mostly hilarious. But, I must say, this show is losing it's grip on reality. Though, if it stays funny, I'll still watch...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PenFoe on May 15, 2008, 11:16:40 PM
Quote from: Poon on May 15, 2008, 09:48:23 PM
Very funny, the retarded Kevin stuff had me crackin up.  That's Amy Ryan I think, not Amy Smart.

It would be way better if it was Amy Smart.
(http://i26.tinypic.com/ra6qhi.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 16, 2008, 01:36:32 AM
Quote from: Poon on May 15, 2008, 09:48:23 PM
Very funny, the retarded Kevin stuff had me crackin up.  That's Amy Ryan I think, not Amy Smart.

You're right, but PenFoe's picture is a logical reason for me thinking otherwise.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 16, 2008, 05:45:28 AM

Kevin skyrocketed up the awesome meter.

Dwight is a true mack daddy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 16, 2008, 08:16:32 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 15, 2008, 10:09:37 PM
Today's was great. They're all mostly hilarious. But, I must say, this show is losing it's grip on reality.

Compared to some of the other stuff that they've done this season, this episode was pretty normal.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on May 16, 2008, 08:21:11 AM
Does anyone understand why Michael hates Toby so much? Seems a bit ridiculous. So I guess now that Ryan is gone, Jim takes his job in new york and pam goes to the city for arts school, it turns into Friends pt 2 and there is your spinoff? Phyllis was outstanding in this episode, on top of everyone's praise for Kevin, the retard. I also enjoyed it when Andy took the mic to Angela, only to knock over Darryl's keyboard.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 08:24:43 AM
Quote from: BH on May 16, 2008, 08:21:11 AM
Does anyone understand why Michael hates Toby so much? Seems a bit ridiculous. So I guess now that Ryan is gone, Jim takes his job in new york and pam goes to the city for arts school, it turns into Friends pt 2 and there is your spinoff? Phyllis was outstanding in this episode, on top of everyone's praise for Kevin, the retard. I also enjoyed it when Andy took the mic to Angela, only to knock over Darryl's keyboard.

I rewound the keyboard part three times. That was just awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 16, 2008, 08:27:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 08:24:43 AM
Quote from: BH on May 16, 2008, 08:21:11 AM
Does anyone understand why Michael hates Toby so much? Seems a bit ridiculous. So I guess now that Ryan is gone, Jim takes his job in new york and pam goes to the city for arts school, it turns into Friends pt 2 and there is your spinoff? Phyllis was outstanding in this episode, on top of everyone's praise for Kevin, the retard. I also enjoyed it when Andy took the mic to Angela, only to knock over Darryl's keyboard.

I rewound the keyboard part three times. That was just awesome.

I also like the actual proposal:

Andy: Will you marry me?
Angela: OK.
Andy: Um, into the mic, sweetie
Angela: I said OK.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 08:29:20 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 08:27:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 08:24:43 AM
Quote from: BH on May 16, 2008, 08:21:11 AM
Does anyone understand why Michael hates Toby so much? Seems a bit ridiculous. So I guess now that Ryan is gone, Jim takes his job in new york and pam goes to the city for arts school, it turns into Friends pt 2 and there is your spinoff? Phyllis was outstanding in this episode, on top of everyone's praise for Kevin, the retard. I also enjoyed it when Andy took the mic to Angela, only to knock over Darryl's keyboard.

I rewound the keyboard part three times. That was just awesome.

I also like the actual proposal:

Andy: Will you marry me?
Angela: OK.
Andy: Um, into the mic, sweetie
Angela: I said OK.

Mister Andrew Bernard...has a nice ring to it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on May 16, 2008, 08:29:55 AM
Also loved it when Creed had to excuse himself when he was asked what he did.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 08:33:03 AM
We can have pie.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 16, 2008, 08:47:51 AM
Quote from: BH on May 16, 2008, 08:21:11 AM
Does anyone understand why Michael hates Toby so much? Seems a bit ridiculous. So I guess now that Ryan is gone, Jim takes his job in new york and pam goes to the city for arts school, it turns into Friends pt 2 and there is your spinoff? Phyllis was outstanding in this episode, on top of everyone's praise for Kevin, the retard. I also enjoyed it when Andy took the mic to Angela, only to knock over Darryl's keyboard.

I thought the spinoff is with Toby or Andy or something like that.  I couldn't imagine them getting rid of Jim and Pam, even for their own show.  I'm just guessing they get someone new to take over Ryan's job. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 08:49:22 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 16, 2008, 08:47:51 AM
Quote from: BH on May 16, 2008, 08:21:11 AM
Does anyone understand why Michael hates Toby so much? Seems a bit ridiculous. So I guess now that Ryan is gone, Jim takes his job in new york and pam goes to the city for arts school, it turns into Friends pt 2 and there is your spinoff? Phyllis was outstanding in this episode, on top of everyone's praise for Kevin, the retard. I also enjoyed it when Andy took the mic to Angela, only to knock over Darryl's keyboard.

I thought the spinoff is with Toby or Andy or something like that.  I couldn't imagine them getting rid of Jim and Pam, even for their own show.  I'm just guessing they get someone new to take over Ryan's job. 

I thought Toby was moving to Costa Rica. Andy is definitely in the spinoff, and I think the last scene made it pretty clear as to how that's going to be facilitated.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 16, 2008, 08:50:17 AM
Quote from: BH on May 16, 2008, 08:21:11 AM
Does anyone understand why Michael hates Toby so much? Seems a bit ridiculous. So I guess now that Ryan is gone, Jim takes his job in new york and pam goes to the city for arts school, it turns into Friends pt 2 and there is your spinoff? Phyllis was outstanding in this episode, on top of everyone's praise for Kevin, the retard. I also enjoyed it when Andy took the mic to Angela, only to knock over Darryl's keyboard.

Because it's funny, dummy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on May 16, 2008, 09:41:38 AM
"Hello mudder. Good news, I've married. Tell fadder."

I propose we all pitch in and get a Suck It rock for Edmonds when he is released in a few weeks.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 16, 2008, 09:42:50 AM
Quote from: RV on May 16, 2008, 09:41:38 AM
"Hello mudder. Good news, I've married. Tell fadder."

I propose we all pitch in and get a Suck It rock for Edmonds when he is released in a few weeks.

To go along with the Suck It stuffed collie he already has?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 16, 2008, 10:08:37 AM
Quote from: RV on May 16, 2008, 09:41:38 AM
"Hello mudder. Good news, I've married. Tell fadder."

I propose we all pitch in and get a Suck It rock for Edmonds when he is released in a few weeks.

It was good to see another prank on Dwight. I can't remember any from this season.

Also, it looks like Mrs. Kerm was right.  Angela is definitely pregnant.  She was friggin huge last night.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 16, 2008, 10:10:00 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 16, 2008, 10:08:37 AM
Quote from: RV on May 16, 2008, 09:41:38 AM
"Hello mudder. Good news, I've married. Tell fadder."

I propose we all pitch in and get a Suck It rock for Edmonds when he is released in a few weeks.

It was good to see another prank on Dwight. I can't remember any from this season.

Also, it looks like Mrs. Kerm was right.  Angela is definitely pregnant.  She was friggin huge last night.

She popped the kid out a couple weeks ago.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 16, 2008, 10:12:42 AM
Quote from: PTanner on May 16, 2008, 10:10:00 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 16, 2008, 10:08:37 AM
Quote from: RV on May 16, 2008, 09:41:38 AM
"Hello mudder. Good news, I've married. Tell fadder."

I propose we all pitch in and get a Suck It rock for Edmonds when he is released in a few weeks.

It was good to see another prank on Dwight. I can't remember any from this season.

Also, it looks like Mrs. Kerm was right.  Angela is definitely pregnant.  She was friggin huge last night.

She popped the kid out a couple weeks ago.

Ah, then they must have filmed before that.  And actually, when they had her and Dwight making a new one in the office, it looked like she was thinner, so I'm guessing they filmed that scene afterwards.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:35:53 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 08:16:32 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 15, 2008, 10:09:37 PM
Today's was great. They're all mostly hilarious. But, I must say, this show is losing it's grip on reality.

Compared to some of the other stuff that they've done this season, this episode was pretty normal.

The carousel for an office party and raccoon in the car just seemed to put it over the top for me; along with Angela saying "okay" to marry someone she is repeated shown to hate in the show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on May 16, 2008, 10:50:40 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:35:53 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 08:16:32 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 15, 2008, 10:09:37 PM
Today's was great. They're all mostly hilarious. But, I must say, this show is losing it's grip on reality.

Compared to some of the other stuff that they've done this season, this episode was pretty normal.

The carousel for an office party and raccoon in the car just seemed to put it over the top for me; along with Angela saying "okay" to marry someone she is repeated shown to hate in the show.

Well, with all the time you've spent working in an office, I guess you'd know.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on May 16, 2008, 10:52:01 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:35:53 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 08:16:32 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 15, 2008, 10:09:37 PM
Today's was great. They're all mostly hilarious. But, I must say, this show is losing it's grip on reality.

Compared to some of the other stuff that they've done this season, this episode was pretty normal.

The carousel for an office party and raccoon in the car just seemed to put it over the top for me; along with Angela saying "okay" to marry someone she is repeated shown to hate in the show.

I  agree. I got into the office myself this mornign around 7.30, had a cup of coffee. Shot a deuce around 10.30, went to a meeting. Having lunch between 11-1. Probably set my fantasy lineup. Another meeting then. Get ready to leave. Going home around 5. Same thing every day. THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE ON TELEVISION GOD DAMNIT!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 16, 2008, 10:53:34 AM
Quote from: BH on May 16, 2008, 10:52:01 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:35:53 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 08:16:32 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 15, 2008, 10:09:37 PM
Today's was great. They're all mostly hilarious. But, I must say, this show is losing it's grip on reality.

Compared to some of the other stuff that they've done this season, this episode was pretty normal.

The carousel for an office party and raccoon in the car just seemed to put it over the top for me; along with Angela saying "okay" to marry someone she is repeated shown to hate in the show.

I  agree. I got into the office myself this mornign around 7.30, had a cup of coffee. Shot a deuce around 10.30, went to a meeting. Having lunch between 11-1. Probably set my fantasy lineup. Another meeting then. Get ready to leave. Going home around 5. Same thing every day. THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE ON TELEVISION GOD DAMNIT!

Ladies room?  Do you pay for that privelidge?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
Well, in my defense, the carousel wasn't even one bit funny. So why fucking add it? I get the other stuff, but you should try and keep the ridiculous moments for the moments when your crying laughing (like Arrested Development did so well).
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:11:40 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
Well, in my defense, the carousel wasn't even one bit funny. So why fucking add it? I get the other stuff, but you should try and keep the ridiculous moments for the moments when your crying laughing (like Arrested Development did so well).

What carousel are you even talking about?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Shooter on May 16, 2008, 11:21:50 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:11:40 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
Well, in my defense, the carousel wasn't even one bit funny. So why fucking add it? I get the other stuff, but you should try and keep the ridiculous moments for the moments when your crying laughing (like Arrested Development did so well).

What carousel are you even talking about?

The one that they tipped on its side and made into a Ferris wheel is my guess.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 11:26:21 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
Well, in my defense, the carousel wasn't even one bit funny. So why fucking add it? I get the other stuff, but you should try and keep the ridiculous moments for the moments when your crying laughing (like Arrested Development did so well).

Yeah, the Office is so unrealistic. That's what I hate about TV. So unlike real life.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:30:58 AM
Quote from: Shooter on May 16, 2008, 11:21:50 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:11:40 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
Well, in my defense, the carousel wasn't even one bit funny. So why fucking add it? I get the other stuff, but you should try and keep the ridiculous moments for the moments when your crying laughing (like Arrested Development did so well).

What carousel are you even talking about?

The one that they tipped on its side and made into a Ferris wheel is my guess.

That's what I was thinking. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:30:58 AM
Quote from: Shooter on May 16, 2008, 11:21:50 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:11:40 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
Well, in my defense, the carousel wasn't even one bit funny. So why fucking add it? I get the other stuff, but you should try and keep the ridiculous moments for the moments when your crying laughing (like Arrested Development did so well).

What carousel are you even talking about?

The one that they tipped on its side and made into a Ferris wheel is my guess.

That's what I was thinking. 

I remember at one point I was watching the show and the ferris wheel appeared. I paused my DVR and pointed right at it and laughed for a good 10 to 15 minutes. I even googled it to make sure my laughter was appropriate. I mean, who puts a ferris wheel in a parking lot? ZANY! Those writers are out of their minds! In a good way!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:40:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:30:58 AM
Quote from: Shooter on May 16, 2008, 11:21:50 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:11:40 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
Well, in my defense, the carousel wasn't even one bit funny. So why fucking add it? I get the other stuff, but you should try and keep the ridiculous moments for the moments when your crying laughing (like Arrested Development did so well).

What carousel are you even talking about?

The one that they tipped on its side and made into a Ferris wheel is my guess.

That's what I was thinking. 

I remember at one point I was watching the show and the ferris wheel appeared. I paused my DVR and pointed right at it and laughed for a good 10 to 15 minutes. I even googled it to make sure my laughter was appropriate. I mean, who puts a ferris wheel in a parking lot? ZANY! Those writers are out of their minds! In a good way!

I'm baffled by what bocaj is talking about.  I never even thought the Ferris wheel was supposed to be funny.  I think it was just there, maybe as a very minor joke.

Bocaj seems downright offended by its inclusion into the episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 11:43:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:40:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:30:58 AM
Quote from: Shooter on May 16, 2008, 11:21:50 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:11:40 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
Well, in my defense, the carousel wasn't even one bit funny. So why fucking add it? I get the other stuff, but you should try and keep the ridiculous moments for the moments when your crying laughing (like Arrested Development did so well).

What carousel are you even talking about?

The one that they tipped on its side and made into a Ferris wheel is my guess.

That's what I was thinking. 

I remember at one point I was watching the show and the ferris wheel appeared. I paused my DVR and pointed right at it and laughed for a good 10 to 15 minutes. I even googled it to make sure my laughter was appropriate. I mean, who puts a ferris wheel in a parking lot? ZANY! Those writers are out of their minds! In a good way!

I'm baffled by what bocaj is talking about.  I never even thought the Ferris wheel was supposed to be funny.  I think it was just there, maybe as a very minor joke.

Bocaj seems downright offended by its inclusion into the episode.

I had a bad experience with one as a kid, alright? So, layoff, please.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on May 16, 2008, 12:01:13 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 11:43:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:40:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:30:58 AM
Quote from: Shooter on May 16, 2008, 11:21:50 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:11:40 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
Well, in my defense, the carousel wasn't even one bit funny. So why fucking add it? I get the other stuff, but you should try and keep the ridiculous moments for the moments when your crying laughing (like Arrested Development did so well).

What carousel are you even talking about?

The one that they tipped on its side and made into a Ferris wheel is my guess.

That's what I was thinking. 

I remember at one point I was watching the show and the ferris wheel appeared. I paused my DVR and pointed right at it and laughed for a good 10 to 15 minutes. I even googled it to make sure my laughter was appropriate. I mean, who puts a ferris wheel in a parking lot? ZANY! Those writers are out of their minds! In a good way!

I'm baffled by what bocaj is talking about.  I never even thought the Ferris wheel was supposed to be funny.  I think it was just there, maybe as a very minor joke.

Bocaj seems downright offended by its inclusion into the episode.

I had a bad experience with one as a kid, alright? So, layoff, please.

You got raped on a ferris wheel?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PenFoe on May 16, 2008, 12:05:09 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 11:43:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:40:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:30:58 AM
Quote from: Shooter on May 16, 2008, 11:21:50 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:11:40 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
Well, in my defense, the carousel wasn't even one bit funny. So why fucking add it? I get the other stuff, but you should try and keep the ridiculous moments for the moments when your crying laughing (like Arrested Development did so well).

What carousel are you even talking about?

The one that they tipped on its side and made into a Ferris wheel is my guess.

That's what I was thinking. 

I remember at one point I was watching the show and the ferris wheel appeared. I paused my DVR and pointed right at it and laughed for a good 10 to 15 minutes. I even googled it to make sure my laughter was appropriate. I mean, who puts a ferris wheel in a parking lot? ZANY! Those writers are out of their minds! In a good way!

I'm baffled by what bocaj is talking about.  I never even thought the Ferris wheel was supposed to be funny.  I think it was just there, maybe as a very minor joke.

Bocaj seems downright offended by its inclusion into the episode.

I had a bad experience with one as a kid, alright? So, layoff, please.

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you do something like this....and totally do not redeem yourself.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Poon on May 16, 2008, 12:43:34 PM
What was with that broken chair?  I mean, I didn't find anything funny about that.  Why would you have a broken chair on a tv show?  How is that funny?  I mean, I guess you could say that in a way it's just a plot device like the sideways carousel used to further the story line of Michael Scott and the new character but c'mon.  A chair?  That's just unrealistic.  Pffft.  Chairs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 16, 2008, 01:36:35 PM
Quote from: Poon on May 16, 2008, 12:43:34 PM
What was with that broken chair?  I mean, I didn't find anything funny about that.  Why would you have a broken chair on a tv show?  How is that funny?  I mean, I guess you could say that in a way it's just a plot device like the sideways carousel used to further the story line of Michael Scott and the new character but c'mon.  A chair?  That's just unrealistic.  Pffft.  Chairs.

I think it was so that...wait a second. Oh.  I get what you did there.  Good on ya.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: Poon on May 16, 2008, 12:43:34 PM
What was with that broken chair?  I mean, I didn't find anything funny about that.  Why would you have a broken chair on a tv show?  How is that funny?  I mean, I guess you could say that in a way it's just a plot device like the sideways carousel used to further the story line of Michael Scott and the new character but c'mon.  A chair?  That's just unrealistic.  Pffft.  Chairs.

Dude, don't even get me fucking started on that damn chair.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 16, 2008, 04:58:32 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: Poon on May 16, 2008, 12:43:34 PM
What was with that broken chair?  I mean, I didn't find anything funny about that.  Why would you have a broken chair on a tv show?  How is that funny?  I mean, I guess you could say that in a way it's just a plot device like the sideways carousel used to further the story line of Michael Scott and the new character but c'mon.  A chair?  That's just unrealistic.  Pffft.  Chairs.

Dude, don't even get me fucking started on that damn chair.

Chairs are unapologetically ridiculous and borderline racist. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JakeD on May 16, 2008, 05:03:41 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on May 16, 2008, 12:01:13 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 11:43:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:40:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:30:58 AM
Quote from: Shooter on May 16, 2008, 11:21:50 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:11:40 AM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
Well, in my defense, the carousel wasn't even one bit funny. So why fucking add it? I get the other stuff, but you should try and keep the ridiculous moments for the moments when your crying laughing (like Arrested Development did so well).

What carousel are you even talking about?

The one that they tipped on its side and made into a Ferris wheel is my guess.

That's what I was thinking. 

I remember at one point I was watching the show and the ferris wheel appeared. I paused my DVR and pointed right at it and laughed for a good 10 to 15 minutes. I even googled it to make sure my laughter was appropriate. I mean, who puts a ferris wheel in a parking lot? ZANY! Those writers are out of their minds! In a good way!

I'm baffled by what bocaj is talking about.  I never even thought the Ferris wheel was supposed to be funny.  I think it was just there, maybe as a very minor joke.

Bocaj seems downright offended by its inclusion into the episode.

I had a bad experience with one as a kid, alright? So, layoff, please.

You got raped on a ferris wheel?

Or raped by Ferris Bueller?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 05:14:00 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 16, 2008, 04:58:32 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: Poon on May 16, 2008, 12:43:34 PM
What was with that broken chair?  I mean, I didn't find anything funny about that.  Why would you have a broken chair on a tv show?  How is that funny?  I mean, I guess you could say that in a way it's just a plot device like the sideways carousel used to further the story line of Michael Scott and the new character but c'mon.  A chair?  That's just unrealistic.  Pffft.  Chairs.

Dude, don't even get me fucking started on that damn chair.

Chairs are unapologetically ridiculous and borderline racist. 

Plus, they always seem to move backwards whenever I sit down. Bastards.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on May 17, 2008, 12:16:31 AM
I watched it tonight.  This was my favorite episode of the season.  Though I'll miss Toby (I loved his face when he pointed out that Pam wasn't in the picture), I sort of like how the new H.R. lady seems to be reigning in Michael a little bit.

Slak already pointed out my favorite line.  "MISTER Andy Bernard.  Has a nice ring to it."  That was awesome.

I really liked how they acknowledged and used the fact that the guy who plays Kevin talks like a retard all the time.

Has Creed been getting more screen time this season?  It seems like it, and that's a very good thing.

Phyllis is planning the next M.E.P.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Yellon on May 17, 2008, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 17, 2008, 12:16:31 AM
I watched it tonight.  This was my favorite episode of the season.  Though I'll miss Toby (I loved his face when he pointed out that Pam wasn't in the picture), I sort of like how the new H.R. lady seems to be reigning in Michael a little bit.

Slak already pointed out my favorite line.  "MISTER Andy Bernard.  Has a nice ring to it."  That was awesome.

I really liked how they acknowledged and used the fact that the guy who plays Kevin talks like a retard all the time.

Has Creed been getting more screen time this season?  It seems like it, and that's a very good thing.

Phyllis is planning the next M.E.P.

Phyllis's phone conversastion with directory assistance was awesome.

Phyllis: Hi, are there any local companies that rent anti-gravity machines?
Operator: Anti-gravity machines?
Phyllis: Uh-huh. That's right.
Operator: What do they do exactly?
Phyllis: They make you feel lighter.
Operator: Anti-gravity?  Um...Anti-depressants. I can put you through to someone on that.
Phyllis: Ok.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 05:26:22 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on May 17, 2008, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 17, 2008, 12:16:31 AM
I watched it tonight.  This was my favorite episode of the season.  Though I'll miss Toby (I loved his face when he pointed out that Pam wasn't in the picture), I sort of like how the new H.R. lady seems to be reigning in Michael a little bit.

Slak already pointed out my favorite line.  "MISTER Andy Bernard.  Has a nice ring to it."  That was awesome.

I really liked how they acknowledged and used the fact that the guy who plays Kevin talks like a retard all the time.

Has Creed been getting more screen time this season?  It seems like it, and that's a very good thing.

Phyllis is planning the next M.E.P.

Phyllis's phone conversastion with directory assistance was awesome.

Phyllis: Hi, are there any local companies that rent anti-gravity machines?
Operator: Anti-gravity machines?
Phyllis: Uh-huh. That's right.
Operator: What do they do exactly?
Phyllis: They make you feel lighter.
Operator: Anti-gravity?  Um...Anti-depressants. I can put you through to someone on that.
Phyllis: Ok.


Awesome, yes.  Realistic?  It couldn't have been more made up if there were writers writing things down for her to say out loud.  Sorry.  I'm just not buying this show as a true documentary anymore.  Put me in the Weebs and bocaj group. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 17, 2008, 05:46:49 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 05:26:22 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on May 17, 2008, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 17, 2008, 12:16:31 AM
I watched it tonight.  This was my favorite episode of the season.  Though I'll miss Toby (I loved his face when he pointed out that Pam wasn't in the picture), I sort of like how the new H.R. lady seems to be reigning in Michael a little bit.

Slak already pointed out my favorite line.  "MISTER Andy Bernard.  Has a nice ring to it."  That was awesome.

I really liked how they acknowledged and used the fact that the guy who plays Kevin talks like a retard all the time.

Has Creed been getting more screen time this season?  It seems like it, and that's a very good thing.

Phyllis is planning the next M.E.P.

Phyllis's phone conversastion with directory assistance was awesome.

Phyllis: Hi, are there any local companies that rent anti-gravity machines?
Operator: Anti-gravity machines?
Phyllis: Uh-huh. That's right.
Operator: What do they do exactly?
Phyllis: They make you feel lighter.
Operator: Anti-gravity?  Um...Anti-depressants. I can put you through to someone on that.
Phyllis: Ok.


Awesome, yes.  Realistic?  It couldn't have been more made up if there were writers writing things down for her to say out loud.  Sorry.  I'm just not buying this show as a true documentary anymore.  Put me in the Weebs and bocaj group. 

You know what a character-driven story is, correct?  Or in this case, a character-driven comedy?  The show hasn't been "realistic" this season because it's turned every character into total exaggerations of themselves.  You're telling me, despite how dumb Michael can be, that he would ever drive his car into a lake because the GPS told him to?  That anyone would do that?  Everyone on here thought it was dumb that Dwight actually believed Ryan's friend was a hobbit.  Honestly, if you want cartoon characters, go watch some Family Guy.  The writers have done a horrible job this season of making the characters believable; not realistic, but believable.  I don't care if they're doing things normal people probably wouldn't do, but it's bad writing when they're doing things that those characters wouldn't do.  It's lazy writing to make a character do something just for the sake of it being funny, especially on a show that's done the exact opposite for three seasons.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 17, 2008, 06:16:09 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 17, 2008, 05:46:49 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 05:26:22 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on May 17, 2008, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 17, 2008, 12:16:31 AM
I watched it tonight.  This was my favorite episode of the season.  Though I'll miss Toby (I loved his face when he pointed out that Pam wasn't in the picture), I sort of like how the new H.R. lady seems to be reigning in Michael a little bit.

Slak already pointed out my favorite line.  "MISTER Andy Bernard.  Has a nice ring to it."  That was awesome.

I really liked how they acknowledged and used the fact that the guy who plays Kevin talks like a retard all the time.

Has Creed been getting more screen time this season?  It seems like it, and that's a very good thing.

Phyllis is planning the next M.E.P.

Phyllis's phone conversastion with directory assistance was awesome.

Phyllis: Hi, are there any local companies that rent anti-gravity machines?
Operator: Anti-gravity machines?
Phyllis: Uh-huh. That's right.
Operator: What do they do exactly?
Phyllis: They make you feel lighter.
Operator: Anti-gravity?  Um...Anti-depressants. I can put you through to someone on that.
Phyllis: Ok.


Awesome, yes.  Realistic?  It couldn't have been more made up if there were writers writing things down for her to say out loud.  Sorry.  I'm just not buying this show as a true documentary anymore.  Put me in the Weebs and bocaj group. 

You know what a character-driven story is, correct?  Or in this case, a character-driven comedy?  The show hasn't been "realistic" this season because it's turned every character into total exaggerations of themselves.  You're telling me, despite how dumb Michael can be, that he would ever drive his car into a lake because the GPS told him to?  That anyone would do that?  Everyone on here thought it was dumb that Dwight actually believed Ryan's friend was a hobbit.  Honestly, if you want cartoon characters, go watch some Family Guy.  The writers have done a horrible job this season of making the characters believable; not realistic, but believable.  I don't care if they're doing things normal people probably wouldn't do, but it's bad writing when they're doing things that those characters wouldn't do.  It's lazy writing to make a character do something just for the sake of it being funny, especially on a show that's done the exact opposite for three seasons.

Ya, what he said...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 17, 2008, 06:17:28 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 17, 2008, 06:16:09 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 17, 2008, 05:46:49 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 05:26:22 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on May 17, 2008, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 17, 2008, 12:16:31 AM
I watched it tonight.  This was my favorite episode of the season.  Though I'll miss Toby (I loved his face when he pointed out that Pam wasn't in the picture), I sort of like how the new H.R. lady seems to be reigning in Michael a little bit.

Slak already pointed out my favorite line.  "MISTER Andy Bernard.  Has a nice ring to it."  That was awesome.

I really liked how they acknowledged and used the fact that the guy who plays Kevin talks like a retard all the time.

Has Creed been getting more screen time this season?  It seems like it, and that's a very good thing.

Phyllis is planning the next M.E.P.

Phyllis's phone conversastion with directory assistance was awesome.

Phyllis: Hi, are there any local companies that rent anti-gravity machines?
Operator: Anti-gravity machines?
Phyllis: Uh-huh. That's right.
Operator: What do they do exactly?
Phyllis: They make you feel lighter.
Operator: Anti-gravity?  Um...Anti-depressants. I can put you through to someone on that.
Phyllis: Ok.


Awesome, yes.  Realistic?  It couldn't have been more made up if there were writers writing things down for her to say out loud.  Sorry.  I'm just not buying this show as a true documentary anymore.  Put me in the Weebs and bocaj group. 

You know what a character-driven story is, correct?  Or in this case, a character-driven comedy?  The show hasn't been "realistic" this season because it's turned every character into total exaggerations of themselves.  You're telling me, despite how dumb Michael can be, that he would ever drive his car into a lake because the GPS told him to?  That anyone would do that?  Everyone on here thought it was dumb that Dwight actually believed Ryan's friend was a hobbit.  Honestly, if you want cartoon characters, go watch some Family Guy.  The writers have done a horrible job this season of making the characters believable; not realistic, but believable.  I don't care if they're doing things normal people probably wouldn't do, but it's bad writing when they're doing things that those characters wouldn't do.  It's lazy writing to make a character do something just for the sake of it being funny, especially on a show that's done the exact opposite for three seasons.

Ya, what he said...

Dammit bocaj, don't agree with me.  It just discredits everything I say.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 06:33:40 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 17, 2008, 05:46:49 PM
You know what a character-driven story is, correct?  Or in this case, a character-driven comedy?  The show hasn't been "realistic" this season because it's turned every character into total exaggerations of themselves.  You're telling me, despite how dumb Michael can be, that he would ever drive his car into a lake because the GPS told him to?  That anyone would do that?  Everyone on here thought it was dumb that Dwight actually believed Ryan's friend was a hobbit.  Honestly, if you want cartoon characters, go watch some Family Guy.  The writers have done a horrible job this season of making the characters believable; not realistic, but believable.  I don't care if they're doing things normal people probably wouldn't do, but it's bad writing when they're doing things that those characters wouldn't do.  It's lazy writing to make a character do something just for the sake of it being funny, especially on a show that's done the exact opposite for three seasons.

You do know what a joke is, right?  Or in this case, teasing?  The characters on teh comedy have always been caricatures.  Have a couple things been a little over the top?  Probably.  Is it ridiculous that a guy who believes in vampires and werewolves would believe in hobbits, too?  Probably not.  If you don't think that there are some ridiculous things that happen in offices or that pranks get played on people or that some people are obliviously and gloriously racist, then, honestly, you're probably still in college.  That's probably why you can't appreciate things that are funny just for teh sake of bringing the funny. 
And why should I go watch the Family Guy?  You're the one that apparently doesn't like it.  Go watch the evening news.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on May 17, 2008, 06:41:01 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 06:33:40 PM
And why should I go watch the Family Guy?

You shouldn't.  Ever.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 06:47:27 PM
Quote from: CT II on May 17, 2008, 06:41:01 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 06:33:40 PM
And why should I go watch the Family Guy?

You shouldn't.  Ever.

It's settled.  I won't.  Weebs and bocaj will.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 17, 2008, 06:56:00 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 06:47:27 PM
Quote from: CT II on May 17, 2008, 06:41:01 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 06:33:40 PM
And why should I go watch the Family Guy?

You shouldn't.  Ever.

It's settled.  I won't.  Weebs and bocaj will.

I don't like that show.

I likes me shows with some intellemegence: like Arrested Development, Lost, most South Parks, etc.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 17, 2008, 08:56:22 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 17, 2008, 06:56:00 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 06:47:27 PM
Quote from: CT II on May 17, 2008, 06:41:01 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 06:33:40 PM
And why should I go watch the Family Guy?

You shouldn't.  Ever.

It's settled.  I won't.  Weebs and bocaj will.

I don't like that show.

I likes me shows with some intellemegence: like Arrested Development, Lost, most South Parks, etc.

That's not it at all.

One of the most appealing aspects of the show to me, and I'd assume to a majority of its viewers, is the believable characters I can relate to.  That's why we like most characters in any story.  If we can't relate to them, they're not appealing to us.  No, I haven't worked in an office like that, but it doesn't mean I can't relate to the people and situations in the show.  My problem with this season is all of the characters have become two-dimensional or just complete exaggerations of themselves.  It's like how Christopher Walken or Sam Jackson have just become caricatures of themselves in all of their movies.  They've gone so far to the extreme with most of the characters on the show this season (because of the writer's strike or just bad writing) that I don't think they're relatable anymore.  What they do is still funny, but it's only funny because the situations they're in or what they say are just naturally funny and you could replace the characters with any other characters.  It's not like I see this season as a complete failure, as "The Deposition," "Chairmodel" and this season finale are three of my favorite episodes of the series, but in general they just took the show and the characters in a completely different direction from where it had been going for three seasons.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 18, 2008, 12:35:24 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 17, 2008, 08:56:22 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 17, 2008, 06:56:00 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 06:47:27 PM
Quote from: CT II on May 17, 2008, 06:41:01 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 17, 2008, 06:33:40 PM
And why should I go watch the Family Guy?

You shouldn't.  Ever.

It's settled.  I won't.  Weebs and bocaj will.

I don't like that show.

I likes me shows with some intellemegence: like Arrested Development, Lost, most South Parks, etc.

That's not it at all.

One of the most appealing aspects of the show to me, and I'd assume to a majority of its viewers, is the believable characters I can relate to.  That's why we like most characters in any story.  If we can't relate to them, they're not appealing to us.  No, I haven't worked in an office like that, but it doesn't mean I can't relate to the people and situations in the show.  My problem with this season is all of the characters have become two-dimensional or just complete exaggerations of themselves.  It's like how Christopher Walken or Sam Jackson have just become caricatures of themselves in all of their movies.  They've gone so far to the extreme with most of the characters on the show this season (because of the writer's strike or just bad writing) that I don't think they're relatable anymore.  What they do is still funny, but it's only funny because the situations they're in or what they say are just naturally funny and you could replace the characters with any other characters.  It's not like I see this season as a complete failure, as "The Deposition," "Chairmodel" and this season finale are three of my favorite episodes of the series, but in general they just took the show and the characters in a completely different direction from where it had been going for three seasons.

Nah, I think The Office is an intelligent show. But what I meant to mean by saying I enjoy intelligent shows, is that I like creativity, originality, substance, etc. For instance, I usually can't stand fake laughter in shows (unless it's made up for, like in Seinfeld), while it's proven that people generally eat it up.

And I agree that The Office seems to be changing a lot, and that's what I meant by my comments: some people are getting too ridiculous. (Though it is still a funny show.)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Well since that convo was going nowhere and getting uber-ghey, how bout we interrupt it with the ORIGINAL version of The Office:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-sr-i1
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 18, 2008, 12:27:39 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Well since that convo was going nowhere and getting uber-ghey, how bout we interrupt it with the ORIGINAL version of The Office:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-sr-i1

You stole this from some guy in the Shoutbox. Stealer!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on May 18, 2008, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Well since that convo was going nowhere and getting uber-ghey, how bout we interrupt it with the ORIGINAL version of The Office:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-sr-i1

Strangely enough, SNL actually has was fairly entertaining in the last few weeks.  The cast is quite good pulling off the Office characters (they were as well when Rainn Wilson was on earlier)  http://www.hulu.com/watch/10299/saturday-night-live-monologue-rainn-wilson (http://www.hulu.com/watch/10299/saturday-night-live-monologue-rainn-wilson)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:37:04 PM
Quote from: thehawk on May 18, 2008, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Well since that convo was going nowhere and getting uber-ghey, how bout we interrupt it with the ORIGINAL version of The Office:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-sr-i1

Strangely enough, SNL actually has was fairly entertaining in the last few weeks.  The cast is quite good pulling off the Office characters (they were as well when Rainn Wilson was on earlier)  http://www.hulu.com/watch/10299/saturday-night-live-monologue-rainn-wilson (http://www.hulu.com/watch/10299/saturday-night-live-monologue-rainn-wilson)

I agree.  This cast isn't much different from a couple years ago, but they're much better.  I remember hating Bill Hader and Kristin Wiig, but they're two of the best now.  This one's a classic:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417/saturday-night-live-googly-eyes-gardener
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 18, 2008, 12:50:51 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:37:04 PM
Quote from: thehawk on May 18, 2008, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Well since that convo was going nowhere and getting uber-ghey, how bout we interrupt it with the ORIGINAL version of The Office:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-sr-i1

Strangely enough, SNL actually has was fairly entertaining in the last few weeks.  The cast is quite good pulling off the Office characters (they were as well when Rainn Wilson was on earlier)  http://www.hulu.com/watch/10299/saturday-night-live-monologue-rainn-wilson (http://www.hulu.com/watch/10299/saturday-night-live-monologue-rainn-wilson)

I agree.  This cast isn't much different from a couple years ago, but they're much better.  I remember hating Bill Hader and Kristin Wiig, but they're two of the best now.  This one's a classic:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417/saturday-night-live-googly-eyes-gardener

SNL fucking blows. If I wanted to watch a show with idiotic, banal set-ups; slapstick, gross-out humor; bad overacting; and ridiculously overt line reading, then, well, I guess I'd just have to watch SNL.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on May 18, 2008, 04:11:44 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 18, 2008, 12:50:51 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:37:04 PM
Quote from: thehawk on May 18, 2008, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Well since that convo was going nowhere and getting uber-ghey, how bout we interrupt it with the ORIGINAL version of The Office:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-sr-i1

Strangely enough, SNL actually has was fairly entertaining in the last few weeks.  The cast is quite good pulling off the Office characters (they were as well when Rainn Wilson was on earlier)  http://www.hulu.com/watch/10299/saturday-night-live-monologue-rainn-wilson (http://www.hulu.com/watch/10299/saturday-night-live-monologue-rainn-wilson)

I agree.  This cast isn't much different from a couple years ago, but they're much better.  I remember hating Bill Hader and Kristin Wiig, but they're two of the best now.  This one's a classic:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417/saturday-night-live-googly-eyes-gardener

SNL fucking blows. If I wanted to watch a show with idiotic, banal set-ups; slapstick, gross-out humor; bad overacting; and ridiculously overt line reading, then, well, I guess I'd just have to watch SNL.

I usually just read your posts Boca
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 04:13:14 PM
Quote from: thehawk on May 18, 2008, 04:11:44 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 18, 2008, 12:50:51 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:37:04 PM
Quote from: thehawk on May 18, 2008, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Well since that convo was going nowhere and getting uber-ghey, how bout we interrupt it with the ORIGINAL version of The Office:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-sr-i1

Strangely enough, SNL actually has was fairly entertaining in the last few weeks.  The cast is quite good pulling off the Office characters (they were as well when Rainn Wilson was on earlier)  http://www.hulu.com/watch/10299/saturday-night-live-monologue-rainn-wilson (http://www.hulu.com/watch/10299/saturday-night-live-monologue-rainn-wilson)

I agree.  This cast isn't much different from a couple years ago, but they're much better.  I remember hating Bill Hader and Kristin Wiig, but they're two of the best now.  This one's a classic:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417/saturday-night-live-googly-eyes-gardener

SNL fucking blows. If I wanted to watch a show with idiotic, banal set-ups; slapstick, gross-out humor; bad overacting; and ridiculously overt line reading, then, well, I guess I'd just have to watch SNL.

I usually just read your posts Boca

ZING!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on May 18, 2008, 06:19:18 PM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19852/the-office-job-fair---whale-watching#s-p4-st-i1
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 18, 2008, 08:57:54 PM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-st-i2 (http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-st-i2)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 09:13:42 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 18, 2008, 08:57:54 PM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-st-i2 (http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-st-i2)

Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Well since that convo was going nowhere and getting uber-ghey, how bout we interrupt it with the ORIGINAL version of The Office:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-sr-i1

Post'd.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 19, 2008, 05:32:45 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 09:13:42 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 18, 2008, 08:57:54 PM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-st-i2 (http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-st-i2)

Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Well since that convo was going nowhere and getting uber-ghey, how bout we interrupt it with the ORIGINAL version of The Office:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-sr-i1

Post'd.

Know something? Once I see bocaj in the conversation, I tend to just gloss over those posts. Like what most people do with me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tonker on May 19, 2008, 07:34:15 AM
Quote from: PTanner on May 19, 2008, 05:32:45 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 09:13:42 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 18, 2008, 08:57:54 PM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-st-i2 (http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-st-i2)

Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Well since that convo was going nowhere and getting uber-ghey, how bout we interrupt it with the ORIGINAL version of The Office:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-sr-i1

Post'd.

Know something? Once I see bocaj in the conversation, I tend to just gloss over those posts. Like what most people do with me.

Anyway, Weebs, you were saying...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on May 19, 2008, 08:44:42 AM
I almost walked into Will Forte the other day.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
Quote from: KD on May 19, 2008, 08:44:42 AM
I almost walked into Will Forte the other day.

Even if you don't like or watch the show, his turn on How I Met Your Mother was fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 19, 2008, 09:35:48 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
Quote from: KD on May 19, 2008, 08:44:42 AM
I almost walked into Will Forte the other day.

Even if you don't like or watch the show, his turn on How I Met Your Mother was fucking hilarious.

How would I know since I don't watch the show anymore?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 09:36:41 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 19, 2008, 09:35:48 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
Quote from: KD on May 19, 2008, 08:44:42 AM
I almost walked into Will Forte the other day.

Even if you don't like or watch the show, his turn on How I Met Your Mother was fucking hilarious.

How would I know since I don't watch the show anymore?

I'm telling you.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 19, 2008, 09:45:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
Quote from: KD on May 19, 2008, 08:44:42 AM
I almost walked into Will Forte the other day.

Even if you don't like or watch the show, his turn on How I Met Your Mother was fucking hilarious.

I want Barney's "Awesomeness" poster.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 19, 2008, 09:49:52 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
Quote from: KD on May 19, 2008, 08:44:42 AM
I almost walked into Will Forte the other day.

Even if you don't like or watch the show, his turn on How I Met Your Mother was fucking hilarious.

I still need to watch that show.  I'm not really a fan of the "laugh track sitcoms," but I hear NPH is incredible in it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 19, 2008, 09:59:08 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 19, 2008, 09:49:52 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
Quote from: KD on May 19, 2008, 08:44:42 AM
I almost walked into Will Forte the other day.

Even if you don't like or watch the show, his turn on How I Met Your Mother was fucking hilarious.

I still need to watch that show.  I'm not really a fan of the "laugh track sitcoms," but I hear NPH is incredible in it.

It's actually a lot better than I originally gave it credit for. They are real sticklers for continuity, and it is the #1 show for "attainable hot" actresses, especially since they've added Sarah Chalke as a recurring.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on May 19, 2008, 10:01:03 AM
Quote from: PTanner on May 19, 2008, 09:59:08 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 19, 2008, 09:49:52 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 08:54:49 AM
Quote from: KD on May 19, 2008, 08:44:42 AM
I almost walked into Will Forte the other day.

Even if you don't like or watch the show, his turn on How I Met Your Mother was fucking hilarious.

I still need to watch that show.  I'm not really a fan of the "laugh track sitcoms," but I hear NPH is incredible in it.

It's actually a lot better than I originally gave it credit for. They are real sticklers for continuity, and it is the #1 show for "attainable hot" actresses, especially since they've added Sarah Chalke as a recurring.

It is a very good show.  Good enough, in fact, that we should make it have it's own thread so we don't keep talking about it in Teh Office one.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 19, 2008, 10:01:36 AM

Remember how awkward the dinner party was?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 19, 2008, 10:05:56 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on May 19, 2008, 10:01:03 AM

It is a very good show.  Good enough, in fact, that we should make it have it's own thread so we don't keep talking about it in Teh Office one.

Done and done.  And I do mean done.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2350.0 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2350.0)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Paul Lieberstein (the guy who plays Toby and one of the head writers) was nice enough to post some lyrics to Beers in Heaven and Total Eclipse of the Fart at NBC.com

QuoteWould you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we'll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

QuoteTurn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 19, 2008, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Turn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

For some reason, "turn around, fart sound" was my favorite line.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:01:49 PM
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Paul Lieberstein (the guy who plays Toby and one of the head writers) was nice enough to post some lyrics to Beers in Heaven and Total Eclipse of the Fart at NBC.com

QuoteWould you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we'll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

QuoteTurn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Czervik on May 19, 2008, 12:08:33 PM
Two weeks ago I swore I was done with this show.  The episode was so unfunny it offended my sensibilities.

Since it's on season pass, I watched the season finale last night.  GOLD.  the bit with Kevin being slow was awesome.  A particularly like the interaction between Jim and Michael about how to approach the new girl.

It's obvious by the tone and quality of writing that the writers change every episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 12:12:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 19, 2008, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Turn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

For some reason, "turn around, fart sound" was my favorite line.

I liked "cut a fart". I haven't heard that one in a long time.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 19, 2008, 12:14:09 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:01:49 PM
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Paul Lieberstein (the guy who plays Toby and one of the head writers) was nice enough to post some lyrics to Beers in Heaven and Total Eclipse of the Fart at NBC.com

QuoteWould you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we'll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

QuoteTurn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

It's supposed to be funny because they're stupid lyrics that Michael would write.  I definitely couldn't imagine him writing anything more clever.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on May 19, 2008, 12:14:35 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 12:12:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 19, 2008, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Turn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

For some reason, "turn around, fart sound" was my favorite line.

I liked "cut a fart". I haven't heard that one in a long time.

More sensationalism. How in the hell do you "cut" a fart with a knife? Is anything realistic on this show?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
Quote from: Weebs on May 19, 2008, 12:14:09 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:01:49 PM
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Paul Lieberstein (the guy who plays Toby and one of the head writers) was nice enough to post some lyrics to Beers in Heaven and Total Eclipse of the Fart at NBC.com

QuoteWould you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we'll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

QuoteTurn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

It's supposed to be funny because they're stupid lyrics that Michael would write.  I definitely couldn't imagine him writing anything more clever.

Okay, if he actually sang it, I'd probably die laughing. (More of Steve, then of the actual lyrics.) But it was a complete waste of time to read.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on May 19, 2008, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
But it was a complete waste of time to read.

I know that feeling all too well.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on May 19, 2008, 12:46:55 PM
Quote from: BH on May 19, 2008, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
But it was a complete waste of time to read.

I know that feeling all too well.

He's in your internet, ruinin' your threads.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 19, 2008, 02:46:10 PM
Quote from: BH on May 19, 2008, 12:14:35 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 12:12:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 19, 2008, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Turn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

For some reason, "turn around, fart sound" was my favorite line.

I liked "cut a fart". I haven't heard that one in a long time.

More sensationalism. How in the hell do you "cut" a fart with a knife? Is anything realistic on this show?

My farts are so thick you need a chainsaw.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 19, 2008, 05:37:52 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.


Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 06:59:02 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 19, 2008, 05:37:52 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.


Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

How'd I earn that distinction? Did I miss the voting or is that just an arbitrary title? But, even if I am, I'm fine with that: it's like being called the dumbest MENSA member, except not.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 07:27:38 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 06:59:02 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 19, 2008, 05:37:52 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.


Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

How'd I earn that distinction? Did I miss the voting or is that just an arbitrary title? But, even if I am, I'm fine with that: it's like being called the dumbest MENSA member, except not.

Ah, the old "You guys are all morons and I'm better than all of you which I am only saying because it's quite clear most of you find me annoying and the reason I keep coming back over and over again is in the hopes that some day you will find me as appealing and boost my self-esteem" routine.

I've seen that one before.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 07:46:18 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 07:27:38 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 06:59:02 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 19, 2008, 05:37:52 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.


Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

How'd I earn that distinction? Did I miss the voting or is that just an arbitrary title? But, even if I am, I'm fine with that: it's like being called the dumbest MENSA member, except not.

Ah, the old "You guys are all morons and I'm better than all of you which I am only saying because it's quite clear most of you find me annoying and the reason I keep coming back over and over again is in the hopes that some day you will find me as appealing and boost my self-esteem" routine.

I've seen that one before.

No, I'm not better then any of you, and I come here just to laugh. But, yes, I do hope you guys can help raise my self-esteem.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 19, 2008, 08:07:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 07:27:38 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 06:59:02 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 19, 2008, 05:37:52 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.


Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

How'd I earn that distinction? Did I miss the voting or is that just an arbitrary title? But, even if I am, I'm fine with that: it's like being called the dumbest MENSA member, except not.

Ah, the old "You guys are all morons and I'm better than all of you which I am only saying because it's quite clear most of you find me annoying and the reason I keep coming back over and over again is in the hopes that some day you will find me as appealing and boost my self-esteem" routine.

I've seen that one before.

I think we should cut boc some slak.  He's what, 19?  20?  He's not even old enough to know how much he doesn't know yet.  His opinions are formed by the most recent thing he's read or heard. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on May 20, 2008, 02:12:15 AM
bocaj,

Good god, you're a twat.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky+ on May 20, 2008, 08:41:24 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 19, 2008, 08:07:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 07:27:38 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 06:59:02 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 19, 2008, 05:37:52 PM
Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.


Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

How'd I earn that distinction? Did I miss the voting or is that just an arbitrary title? But, even if I am, I'm fine with that: it's like being called the dumbest MENSA member, except not.

Ah, the old "You guys are all morons and I'm better than all of you which I am only saying because it's quite clear most of you find me annoying and the reason I keep coming back over and over again is in the hopes that some day you will find me as appealing and boost my self-esteem" routine.

I've seen that one before.

I think we should cut boc some slak.  He's what, 19?  20?  He's not even old enough to know how much he doesn't know yet.  His opinions are formed by the most recent thing he's read or heard. 

If you were going for a Dustyism, spot on.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on May 20, 2008, 08:56:57 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 19, 2008, 08:07:50 PM
I think we should cut boc some slak.  He's what, 19?  20?  He's not even old enough to know how much he doesn't know yet.  His opinions are formed by the most recent thing he's read or heard. 

While we're dishing out excuses and leeway, can you all stop calling me fat because I was born with big bones?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 20, 2008, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: BH on May 20, 2008, 08:56:57 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 19, 2008, 08:07:50 PM
I think we should cut boc some slak.  He's what, 19?  20?  He's not even old enough to know how much he doesn't know yet.  His opinions are formed by the most recent thing he's read or heard. 

While we're dishing out excuses and leeway, can you all stop calling me fat because I was born with big bones?

Well insulated big bones.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Three times a JD on May 20, 2008, 09:16:22 AM
Quote from: BH on May 20, 2008, 08:56:57 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on May 19, 2008, 08:07:50 PM
I think we should cut boc some slak.  He's what, 19?  20?  He's not even old enough to know how much he doesn't know yet.  His opinions are formed by the most recent thing he's read or heard. 

While we're dishing out excuses and leeway, can you all stop calling me fat because I was born with big bones? Me want food!

Geez, are you ever not hungry?

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 10:11:56 AM
This week's episode is going to be SO good.

Wait, which thread is this?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on May 20, 2008, 10:57:59 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 10:11:56 AM
This week's episode is going to be SO good.

Wait, which thread is this?

I thought you and Sullivan were watching 27 dresses Thursday?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 11:11:05 AM
Quote from: BH on May 20, 2008, 10:57:59 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 10:11:56 AM
This week's episode is going to be SO good.

Wait, which thread is this?

I thought you and Sullivan were watching 27 dresses Thursday?

You're confused.  My good friend PAUL SULLIVAN and I have excellent taste in movies.  Thursday's double feature is Top Gun and Spartacus.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on May 20, 2008, 11:38:57 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 11:11:05 AM
Quote from: BH on May 20, 2008, 10:57:59 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 10:11:56 AM
This week's episode is going to be SO good.

Wait, which thread is this?

I thought you and Sullivan were watching 27 dresses Thursday?

You're confused.  My good friend PAUL SULLIVAN and I have excellent taste in movies.  Thursday's double feature is Top Gun 13 Going on 30 and Spartacus How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

Roeper'd
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 20, 2008, 04:37:58 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 11:11:05 AM
Quote from: BH on May 20, 2008, 10:57:59 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 10:11:56 AM
This week's episode is going to be SO good.

Wait, which thread is this?

I thought you and Sullivan were watching 27 dresses Thursday?

You're confused.  My good friend PAUL SULLIVAN and I have excellent taste in movies.  Thursday's double feature is Top Gun and Spartacus.

Kerm is buying a ticket to Indiana Jones, but sneaking into the theater showing Sex and the City.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 05:53:12 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 20, 2008, 04:37:58 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 11:11:05 AM
Quote from: BH on May 20, 2008, 10:57:59 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 10:11:56 AM
This week's episode is going to be SO good.

Wait, which thread is this?

I thought you and Sullivan were watching 27 dresses Thursday?

You're confused.  My good friend PAUL SULLIVAN and I have excellent taste in movies.  Thursday's double feature is Top Gun and Spartacus.

Kerm is buying a ticket to Indiana Jones, but sneaking into the theater showing Sex and the City.

No, I already checked.  They don't have any midnight showings.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on May 20, 2008, 06:34:26 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on May 20, 2008, 11:38:57 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 11:11:05 AM
Quote from: BH on May 20, 2008, 10:57:59 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 10:11:56 AM
This week's episode is going to be SO good.

Wait, which thread is this?

I thought you and Sullivan were watching 27 dresses Thursday?

You're confused.  My good friend PAUL SULLIVAN and I have excellent taste in movies.  Thursday's double feature is Top Gun 13 Going on 30 and Spartacus How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

Roeper'dMe'd

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PTanner on May 21, 2008, 05:56:13 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 05:53:12 PM
Quote from: PTanner on May 20, 2008, 04:37:58 PM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 11:11:05 AM
Quote from: BH on May 20, 2008, 10:57:59 AM
Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 10:11:56 AM
This week's episode is going to be SO good.

Wait, which thread is this?

I thought you and Sullivan were watching 27 dresses Thursday?

You're confused.  My good friend PAUL SULLIVAN and I have excellent taste in movies.  Thursday's double feature is Top Gun and Spartacus.

Kerm is buying a ticket to Indiana Jones, but sneaking into the theater showing Sex and the City.

No, I already checked.  They don't have any midnight showings.

there's a midnight showing in your dreams, big guy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on September 12, 2008, 09:32:44 AM
Did you guys notice on that first rerun last night that it was awkward at the dinner party?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on September 12, 2008, 09:56:49 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 12, 2008, 09:32:44 AM
Did you guys notice on that first rerun last night that it was awkward at the dinner party?

That's what happens when you bring Sidney Poitier to dinner.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PenFoe on September 25, 2008, 02:52:13 PM
1 hour season premier tonight.

Spoiler Alert:
It's going to be awkward.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on September 25, 2008, 10:53:41 PM
I thought this was a pretty good episode.  Just when you think Michael is finally doing something right, he goes and fucks it all up.

I'm kind of confused with what they're doing with the season though.  I think this episode was supposed to just be during the summer, which they normally have a little recap of.  But if Ryan is the receptionist (which was awesome), 8 weeks went by in the episode, and Pam only has one month left, where does that put him when she gets back?

Either way, despite the fact that they tried to pack a whole bunch of plot and character development into an hour, it seems like a good start to what will hopefully be a redeeming year after the off-and-on fourth season.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on September 25, 2008, 11:04:27 PM
I'm glad they got the Jim/Pam engagement over with so it doesn't turn into a soap opera.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on September 25, 2008, 11:05:41 PM
Quote from: butthead on September 25, 2008, 11:04:27 PM
I'm glad they got the Jim/Pam engagement over with so it doesn't turn into a soap opera.

Until there's some shit that inevitably drives them apart.  I'm not sure exactly what the point was showing her with that other guy at her school if she's just coming back to the office in a few weeks, but who knows.  Maybe it was just to fuck with people.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on September 26, 2008, 05:14:19 AM
Quote from: Weebs on September 25, 2008, 10:53:41 PM
I thought this was a pretty good episode.  Just when you think Michael is finally doing something right, he goes and fucks it all up.

I'm kind of confused with what they're doing with the season though.  I think this episode was supposed to just be during the summer, which they normally have a little recap of.  But if Ryan is the receptionist (which was awesome), 8 weeks went by in the episode, and Pam only has one month left, where does that put him when she gets back?

Either way, despite the fact that they tried to pack a whole bunch of plot and character development into an hour, it seems like a good start to what will hopefully be a redeeming year after the off-and-on fourth season.

Jeebus Christ Weebs
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on September 26, 2008, 07:36:25 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 26, 2008, 05:14:19 AM
Quote from: Weebs on September 25, 2008, 10:53:41 PM
I thought this was a pretty good episode.  Just when you think Michael is finally doing something right, he goes and fucks it all up.

I'm kind of confused with what they're doing with the season though.  I think this episode was supposed to just be during the summer, which they normally have a little recap of.  But if Ryan is the receptionist (which was awesome), 8 weeks went by in the episode, and Pam only has one month left, where does that put him when she gets back?

Either way, despite the fact that they tried to pack a whole bunch of plot and character development into an hour, it seems like a good start to what will hopefully be a redeeming year after the off-and-on fourth season.

Jeebus Christ Weebs

Oh, right, I know what you were looking for...

OMGZ THIS EPISODE WUZ TEH LAWLS!!!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on September 26, 2008, 08:50:50 AM
Quote from: Weebs on September 26, 2008, 07:36:25 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 26, 2008, 05:14:19 AM
Quote from: Weebs on September 25, 2008, 10:53:41 PM
I thought this was a pretty good episode.  Just when you think Michael is finally doing something right, he goes and fucks it all up.

I'm kind of confused with what they're doing with the season though.  I think this episode was supposed to just be during the summer, which they normally have a little recap of.  But if Ryan is the receptionist (which was awesome), 8 weeks went by in the episode, and Pam only has one month left, where does that put him when she gets back?

Either way, despite the fact that they tried to pack a whole bunch of plot and character development into an hour, it seems like a good start to what will hopefully be a redeeming year after the off-and-on fourth season.

Jeebus Christ Weebs

Oh, right, I know what you were looking for...

OMGZ THIS EPISODE WUZ TEH LAWLS!!!

I don't know what lawls are, but I'm intrigued.

What I'm looking for is for you to realize that this is a fucking TV show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on September 26, 2008, 12:59:35 PM
Quote from: Weebs on September 25, 2008, 11:05:41 PM
Quote from: butthead on September 25, 2008, 11:04:27 PM
I'm glad they got the Jim/Pam engagement over with so it doesn't turn into a soap opera.

Until there's some shit that inevitably drives them apart.  I'm not sure exactly what the point was showing her with that other guy at her school if she's just coming back to the office in a few weeks, but who knows.  Maybe it was just to fuck with people.

I thought that dude was ghey.  You're saying he was supposed to be a love interest? 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on September 26, 2008, 07:09:55 PM
The Office apparently makes Weebs turn into BC.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on September 27, 2008, 08:44:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 26, 2008, 07:09:55 PM
The Office apparently makes Weebs turn into BC.

Dear god...what have I become???
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Al Yellon on September 27, 2008, 09:00:42 AM
Quote from: Weebs on September 27, 2008, 08:44:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 26, 2008, 07:09:55 PM
The Office apparently makes Weebs turn into BC.

Dear god...what have I become???

BC. (?)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I just caught the episode and thought it was outstanding.  Maybe because it had been gone for the summer and I don't watch much sitcom tv anymore.  Maybe I need to watch it again, I dunno.

I thought Michael's goatee was a tribute to David Brent at first, until I saw that it was actually a tribute to his throbbing man-love for Ryan, whose return to the show was great, if truly unrealistic.  His "list" was a good gag, particularly after the setup and subsequent encounter with Jim, after which you see Ryan scribbling into the list like the psycho he is.

I noticed the cinematagrophy and, in some cases, actual choreaography (although JOn woud just simply refer to it as blocking).  Like when Angela first splits from Doofus Brains and the camera pans back and follows Dwight's "pager" (who has a pager still?  Hilarious) and the scene continues with Dwight getting up to meet her for a hot lunch.  It's not quite Henry Hill impressing Karen on their first date when Scorcese had them wind through through the restaurant and kitchen, ending up in front of Henny Youngman at a personaized table, but it was still pretty well-crafted.

Quote from: Weebs on September 25, 2008, 10:53:41 PM
I'm kind of confused with what they're doing with the season though.  I think this episode was supposed to just be during the summer, which they normally have a little recap of.  But if Ryan is the receptionist (which was awesome), 8 weeks went by in the episode, and Pam only has one month left, where does that put him when she gets back?

I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on September 30, 2008, 11:28:26 PM
Quote from: Weebs on September 27, 2008, 08:44:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 26, 2008, 07:09:55 PM
The Office apparently makes Weebs turn into BC.

Dear god...what have I become???

That's what she said.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on September 30, 2008, 11:54:39 PM
Quote from: JD on September 30, 2008, 11:28:26 PM
Quote from: Weebs on September 27, 2008, 08:44:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 26, 2008, 07:09:55 PM
The Office apparently makes Weebs turn into BC.

Dear god...what have I become???

That's what she said.

Aaaaand we're back.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on October 01, 2008, 07:37:34 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

aaaaaaaaaaaaand .. . dead again.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 01, 2008, 07:46:00 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

How many hours a week do you spend on OfficeTally?  Five?  15?  30?  Do you like Jam or Dwangela better?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on October 01, 2008, 08:13:05 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

I haven't seen this much overanalysis since we discussed you not seeing the Dark Knight. At least that was funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 08:15:10 AM
Quote from: RV on October 01, 2008, 08:13:05 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

I haven't seen this much overanalysis since we discussed you not seeing the Dark Knight. At least that was funny.

How is that overanalysis?  It's barely even analysis.  I'm just wondering what they are going to do with Ryan/Pam if one of them as the other's job.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on October 01, 2008, 08:32:54 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 08:15:10 AM
Quote from: RV on October 01, 2008, 08:13:05 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

I haven't seen this much overanalysis since we discussed you not seeing the Dark Knight. At least that was funny.

How is that overanalysis?  It's barely even analysis.  I'm just wondering what they are going to do with Ryan/Pam if one of them as the other's job.

Just watch the fucking show. Who gives a shit.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Shooter on October 01, 2008, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

Since the schooling is in some sort of graphic design, couldn't she end up with job duties that are related?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on October 01, 2008, 08:42:23 AM
Quote from: Shooter on October 01, 2008, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

Since the schooling is in some sort of graphic design, couldn't she end up with job duties that are related?

If this show continues along the ultra-realistic path it needs to be on, then of course she would. IN REAL LIFE SHE TOTALLY WOULD.>>>>111
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on October 01, 2008, 10:15:39 AM
Quote from: 5laky on October 01, 2008, 08:42:23 AM
Quote from: Shooter on October 01, 2008, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

Since the schooling is in some sort of graphic design, couldn't she end up with job duties that are related?

If this show continues along the ultra-realistic path it needs to be on, then of course she would. IN REAL LIFE SHE TOTALLY WOULD.>>>>111

To be realistic, they'll probably have lay offs. Some major characters will have to go even if they are funny. Do the writers expect us to believe they can keep all those employees in this crappy economy? And what will happen to their 401ks?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Old Style Man on October 01, 2008, 10:22:42 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 08:15:10 AM
Quote from: RV on October 01, 2008, 08:13:05 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

I haven't seen this much overanalysis since we discussed you not seeing the Dark Knight. At least that was funny.

How is that overanalysis?  It's barely even analysis.  I'm just wondering what they are going to do with Ryan/Pam if one of them as the other's job.


I know they're doing an Office spin off. I don't know anything about it other than that, but my thought was that it will involve Jim and Pam in New York. I'm not exactly on the edge of my seat waiting to find out, though.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 01, 2008, 10:23:32 AM
Quote from: Old Style Man on October 01, 2008, 10:22:42 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 08:15:10 AM
Quote from: RV on October 01, 2008, 08:13:05 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

I haven't seen this much overanalysis since we discussed you not seeing the Dark Knight. At least that was funny.

How is that overanalysis?  It's barely even analysis.  I'm just wondering what they are going to do with Ryan/Pam if one of them as the other's job.


I know they're doing an Office spin off. I don't know anything about it other than that, but my thought was that it will involve Jim and Pam in New York. I'm not exactly on the edge of my seat waiting to find out, though.

I think the plan is to have Jim & Pam springboard it, and head back to Scranton.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 01, 2008, 10:23:32 AM
Quote from: Old Style Man on October 01, 2008, 10:22:42 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 08:15:10 AM
Quote from: RV on October 01, 2008, 08:13:05 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

I haven't seen this much overanalysis since we discussed you not seeing the Dark Knight. At least that was funny.

How is that overanalysis?  It's barely even analysis.  I'm just wondering what they are going to do with Ryan/Pam if one of them as the other's job.


I know they're doing an Office spin off. I don't know anything about it other than that, but my thought was that it will involve Jim and Pam in New York. I'm not exactly on the edge of my seat waiting to find out, though.

I think the plan is to have Jim & Pam springboard it, and head back to Scranton.



Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 01, 2008, 11:11:33 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 01, 2008, 10:23:32 AM
Quote from: Old Style Man on October 01, 2008, 10:22:42 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 08:15:10 AM
Quote from: RV on October 01, 2008, 08:13:05 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

I haven't seen this much overanalysis since we discussed you not seeing the Dark Knight. At least that was funny.

How is that overanalysis?  It's barely even analysis.  I'm just wondering what they are going to do with Ryan/Pam if one of them as the other's job.


I know they're doing an Office spin off. I don't know anything about it other than that, but my thought was that it will involve Jim and Pam in New York. I'm not exactly on the edge of my seat waiting to find out, though.

I think the plan is to have Jim & Pam springboard it, and head back to Scranton.



Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

I'd like to see more of this "Philly Jim."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on October 01, 2008, 12:03:10 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM
Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

HE'S GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALL!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 01, 2008, 04:39:29 PM
Quote from: JD on October 01, 2008, 11:11:33 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 01, 2008, 10:23:32 AM
Quote from: Old Style Man on October 01, 2008, 10:22:42 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 08:15:10 AM
Quote from: RV on October 01, 2008, 08:13:05 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2008, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Mike D on September 30, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
I don't understand this question by Weebs at all and we must not let him murder this glorious, 3+ year old thread.  That said, the last part--why do you expect Pam to come back to Dunder Mufflin?  Her program in NYC is only 3 months, sure, but she quit her job, no?

What I meant was it seems like they were going to keep Ryan in the office as the receptionist while Pam was gone for 3 months.  However, they covered 8 weeks of that time in just the first episode, because they normally don't actually have an episode for what happens in the summer.  It's usually just a recap they do through commercials.  So what I meant was if Pam is back in only 4 weeks (or right away, assuming that's when the next episode picks up), does that mean she's going to have a different job and Ryan will stay at reception, or will Ryan be gone right away when she gets back?

I haven't seen this much overanalysis since we discussed you not seeing the Dark Knight. At least that was funny.

How is that overanalysis?  It's barely even analysis.  I'm just wondering what they are going to do with Ryan/Pam if one of them as the other's job.


I know they're doing an Office spin off. I don't know anything about it other than that, but my thought was that it will involve Jim and Pam in New York. I'm not exactly on the edge of my seat waiting to find out, though.

I think the plan is to have Jim & Pam springboard it, and head back to Scranton.



Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

I'd like to see more of this "Philly Jim."

They could do a cross-over with "It's Always Sunny..."...OMG!!!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Taylor2 on October 01, 2008, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM

Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

He could stay in NY as a sports writer. Have him break up with Pam and then to make ends meet have roommate. They could make Jim be really messy and his roommate really neat and fussy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 01, 2008, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on October 01, 2008, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM

Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

He could stay in NY as a sports writer. Have him break up with Pam and then to make ends meet have roommate. They could make Jim be really messy and his roommate really neat and fussy.

I liked that one better when it was called Growing Pains.  Try again, Kowalski.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 02, 2008, 10:01:48 AM
Quote from: JD on October 01, 2008, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on October 01, 2008, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM

Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

He could stay in NY as a sports writer. Have him break up with Pam and then to make ends meet have roommate. They could make Jim be really messy and his roommate really neat and fussy.

I liked that one better when it was called Growing Pains.  Try again, Kowalski.

How about, Jim doesn't get a sports writing gig (because he lacks experience) and goes to work in a sporting goods store instead.  And then his foreign cousin with a bad understanding of English and his wacky homeland customs comes to live with him?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Taylor2 on October 02, 2008, 10:06:56 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 02, 2008, 10:01:48 AM
Quote from: JD on October 01, 2008, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on October 01, 2008, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM

Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

He could stay in NY as a sports writer. Have him break up with Pam and then to make ends meet have roommate. They could make Jim be really messy and his roommate really neat and fussy.

I liked that one better when it was called Growing Pains.  Try again, Kowalski.

How about, Jim doesn't get a sports writing gig (because he lacks experience) and goes to work in a sporting goods store instead.  And then his foreign cousin with a bad understanding of English and his wacky homeland customs comes to live with him?

How about he's a sports writer in NY with a wife a 3 kids. His parents live across the street and are always over at his house driving him nuts and he has a really tall brother who is a cop?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on October 02, 2008, 10:07:44 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 02, 2008, 10:01:48 AM
Quote from: JD on October 01, 2008, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on October 01, 2008, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM

Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

He could stay in NY as a sports writer. Have him break up with Pam and then to make ends meet have roommate. They could make Jim be really messy and his roommate really neat and fussy.

I liked that one better when it was called Growing Pains.  Try again, Kowalski.

How about, Jim doesn't get a sports writing gig (because he lacks experience) and goes to work in a sporting goods store instead.  And then his foreign cousin with a bad understanding of English and his wacky homeland customs comes to live with him?

How about Jim and some other dude that looks like George Michael adopt a blond. They aren't gay though. They live together and they're both her dad.

They could call it - Jim and Some Guy With Some Kid And Stuff.


Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 02, 2008, 10:12:57 AM
Quote from: 5laky on October 02, 2008, 10:07:44 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 02, 2008, 10:01:48 AM
Quote from: JD on October 01, 2008, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on October 01, 2008, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM

Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

He could stay in NY as a sports writer. Have him break up with Pam and then to make ends meet have roommate. They could make Jim be really messy and his roommate really neat and fussy.

I liked that one better when it was called Growing Pains.  Try again, Kowalski.

How about, Jim doesn't get a sports writing gig (because he lacks experience) and goes to work in a sporting goods store instead.  And then his foreign cousin with a bad understanding of English and his wacky homeland customs comes to live with him?

How about Jim and some other dude that looks like George Michael adopt a blond. They aren't gay though. They live together and they're both her dad.

They could call it - Jim and Some Guy With Some Kid And Stuff.


How about Jenna Fischer goes topless for an episode or two?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 02, 2008, 10:50:10 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 02, 2008, 10:12:57 AM
Quote from: 5laky on October 02, 2008, 10:07:44 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 02, 2008, 10:01:48 AM
Quote from: JD on October 01, 2008, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on October 01, 2008, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM

Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

He could stay in NY as a sports writer. Have him break up with Pam and then to make ends meet have roommate. They could make Jim be really messy and his roommate really neat and fussy.

I liked that one better when it was called Growing Pains.  Try again, Kowalski.

How about, Jim doesn't get a sports writing gig (because he lacks experience) and goes to work in a sporting goods store instead.  And then his foreign cousin with a bad understanding of English and his wacky homeland customs comes to live with him?

How about Jim and some other dude that looks like George Michael adopt a blond. They aren't gay though. They live together and they're both her dad.

They could call it - Jim and Some Guy With Some Kid And Stuff.


How about Jenna Fischer goes topless for an episode or two?

You gotta save that stuff for sweeps.

Maybe she could play the nosy neighbor while Jim builds a small robitic child?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Taylor2 on October 02, 2008, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 02, 2008, 10:50:10 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 02, 2008, 10:12:57 AM
Quote from: 5laky on October 02, 2008, 10:07:44 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 02, 2008, 10:01:48 AM
Quote from: JD on October 01, 2008, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on October 01, 2008, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM

Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

He could stay in NY as a sports writer. Have him break up with Pam and then to make ends meet have roommate. They could make Jim be really messy and his roommate really neat and fussy.

I liked that one better when it was called Growing Pains.  Try again, Kowalski.

How about, Jim doesn't get a sports writing gig (because he lacks experience) and goes to work in a sporting goods store instead.  And then his foreign cousin with a bad understanding of English and his wacky homeland customs comes to live with him?

How about Jim and some other dude that looks like George Michael adopt a blond. They aren't gay though. They live together and they're both her dad.

They could call it - Jim and Some Guy With Some Kid And Stuff.


How about Jenna Fischer goes topless for an episode or two?

You gotta save that stuff for sweeps.

Maybe she could play the nosy neighbor while Jim builds a small robitic child?

How about Jim moves to Florida and becomes and astronaut he finds out that Pam is really a genie and she gets him into all sorts of wacky situations?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on October 02, 2008, 11:53:27 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on October 02, 2008, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 02, 2008, 10:50:10 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 02, 2008, 10:12:57 AM
Quote from: 5laky on October 02, 2008, 10:07:44 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 02, 2008, 10:01:48 AM
Quote from: JD on October 01, 2008, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on October 01, 2008, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM

Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

He could stay in NY as a sports writer. Have him break up with Pam and then to make ends meet have roommate. They could make Jim be really messy and his roommate really neat and fussy.

I liked that one better when it was called Growing Pains.  Try again, Kowalski.

How about, Jim doesn't get a sports writing gig (because he lacks experience) and goes to work in a sporting goods store instead.  And then his foreign cousin with a bad understanding of English and his wacky homeland customs comes to live with him?

How about Jim and some other dude that looks like George Michael adopt a blond. They aren't gay though. They live together and they're both her dad.

They could call it - Jim and Some Guy With Some Kid And Stuff.


How about Jenna Fischer goes topless for an episode or two?

You gotta save that stuff for sweeps.

Maybe she could play the nosy neighbor while Jim builds a small robitic child?

How about Jim moves to Florida and becomes and astronaut he finds out that Pam is really a genie and she gets him into all sorts of wacky situations?

The show comes to Chicago, where Jim becomes a psychotherapist and takes the El the wrong way to work.

With either of the last two, we could resurrect Bill Daily in a supporting role.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on October 02, 2008, 12:04:47 PM
Quote from: Mike D on October 02, 2008, 11:53:27 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on October 02, 2008, 11:33:45 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 02, 2008, 10:50:10 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 02, 2008, 10:12:57 AM
Quote from: 5laky on October 02, 2008, 10:07:44 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 02, 2008, 10:01:48 AM
Quote from: JD on October 01, 2008, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on October 01, 2008, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2008, 10:53:20 AM

Honestly, how many times can they have Jim leave Scranton and come back?  I mean, have you ever been to Scranton?  It's not exactly a great place to live.  I don't think that it would be all that realistic to have him leave for a second time and then come back again.  He already doesn't seem like he wants to be there, and that office is pretty crazy anyway, so I don't think he'd come back.  There's just too much awkwardness.  I definitely think we might see him and Pam leave and settle down in New York.  But would they be happy there?  I don't know.  But it probably seems like the best option at this point in the show.  I could even see Jim leaving Dunder-Mifflin entirely.  He did want to be a sportswriter, and he's getting to the age where he probably should make that career jump.  It's possible that he could get a job in Philadelphia, too.  Pam could find a graphic design job there.  I'd imagine that could work out, since Jim might want to follow his dreams after Pam chased hers.

He could stay in NY as a sports writer. Have him break up with Pam and then to make ends meet have roommate. They could make Jim be really messy and his roommate really neat and fussy.

I liked that one better when it was called Growing Pains.  Try again, Kowalski.

How about, Jim doesn't get a sports writing gig (because he lacks experience) and goes to work in a sporting goods store instead.  And then his foreign cousin with a bad understanding of English and his wacky homeland customs comes to live with him?

How about Jim and some other dude that looks like George Michael adopt a blond. They aren't gay though. They live together and they're both her dad.

They could call it - Jim and Some Guy With Some Kid And Stuff.


How about Jenna Fischer goes topless for an episode or two?

You gotta save that stuff for sweeps.

Maybe she could play the nosy neighbor while Jim builds a small robitic child?

How about Jim moves to Florida and becomes and astronaut he finds out that Pam is really a genie and she gets him into all sorts of wacky situations?

The show comes to Chicago, where Jim becomes a psychotherapist and takes the El the wrong way to work.

With either of the last two, we could resurrect Bill Daily in a supporting role.

How about Jim gets his weinis caught in a meat grinder and the only way to save it is for Pam to light it on fire? 
Too soon?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Neifilicious on October 06, 2008, 04:56:21 AM
FU Weebs.  You killed the Office thread.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on October 09, 2008, 10:11:14 AM
Tonight might be the meat gridner episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 09, 2008, 11:14:12 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 09, 2008, 10:11:14 AM
Tonight might be the meat gridner episode.

I won't believe it until I hear from Weebs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 09, 2008, 11:19:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 09, 2008, 11:14:12 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 09, 2008, 10:11:14 AM
Tonight might be the meat gridner episode.

I won't believe it until I hear from Weebs.

I'll give a full recap after the episode.

SPOILER ALERT: It will be awkward
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on October 09, 2008, 11:50:54 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 09, 2008, 11:19:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 09, 2008, 11:14:12 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 09, 2008, 10:11:14 AM
Tonight might be the meat gridner episode.

I won't believe it until I hear from Weebs.

I'll give a full recap after the episode.

SPOILER ALERT: It will be awkward

But not really, right? You're just going to watch, have a couple laughs and then do other stuff. Right?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 09, 2008, 11:59:47 AM
Quote from: 5laky on October 09, 2008, 11:50:54 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 09, 2008, 11:19:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 09, 2008, 11:14:12 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 09, 2008, 10:11:14 AM
Tonight might be the meat gridner episode.

I won't believe it until I hear from Weebs.

I'll give a full recap after the episode.

SPOILER ALERT: It will be awkward

But not really, right? You're just going to watch, have a couple laughs and then do other stuff. Right?

There will be laughs aplenty tonight.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on October 09, 2008, 12:03:56 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 09, 2008, 11:59:47 AM
Quote from: 5laky on October 09, 2008, 11:50:54 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 09, 2008, 11:19:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 09, 2008, 11:14:12 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 09, 2008, 10:11:14 AM
Tonight might be the meat gridner episode.

I won't believe it until I hear from Weebs.

I'll give a full recap after the episode.

SPOILER ALERT: It will be awkward

But not really, right? You're just going to watch, have a couple laughs and then do other stuff. Right?

There will be laughs aplenty tonight.

But how realistic will they be?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PenFoe on October 09, 2008, 10:27:34 PM
In before Weebs!


I have nothing else to add.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 09, 2008, 10:43:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 09, 2008, 10:27:34 PM
In before Weebs!


I have nothing else to add.

I haven't even watched it yet, if you can believe that.  But don't worry, pretty soon you'll get the first issue of The Weebs Weeport.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 10, 2008, 05:33:46 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 09, 2008, 10:43:00 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 09, 2008, 10:27:34 PM
In before Weebs!


I have nothing else to add.

I haven't even watched it yet, if you can believe that.  But don't worry, pretty soon you'll get the first issue of The Weebs Weeport.

Weebs will mend my broken heart.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on October 10, 2008, 06:57:44 AM
It was good to see classic Jim vs Dwight again. The Battlestar Galactica stuff was great.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on October 10, 2008, 10:48:18 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on October 10, 2008, 06:57:44 AM
It was good to see classic Jim vs Dwight again. The Battlestar Galactica stuff was great.

The best was Andy at the very end saying, "That doesn't seem right at all" (or something like that).
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 10, 2008, 12:08:07 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 10, 2008, 10:48:18 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on October 10, 2008, 06:57:44 AM
It was good to see classic Jim vs Dwight again. The Battlestar Galactica stuff was great.

The best was Andy at the very end saying, "That doesn't seem right at all" (or something like that).

I enjoy the cluelessness of Andy.  He just has no idea what's going on. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 10, 2008, 12:47:34 PM
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2008, 12:08:07 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 10, 2008, 10:48:18 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on October 10, 2008, 06:57:44 AM
It was good to see classic Jim vs Dwight again. The Battlestar Galactica stuff was great.

The best was Andy at the very end saying, "That doesn't seem right at all" (or something like that).

I enjoy the cluelessness of Andy.  He just has no idea what's going on. 

Are we still talking about The Office?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on October 16, 2008, 09:32:59 PM
Jan is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy, the afterbirth will soon float to the top of the tub.

Did anyone else notice that all 3 episodes this season have been outstanding?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 16, 2008, 10:35:28 PM
Quote from: RV on October 16, 2008, 09:32:59 PM
Jan is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy, the afterbirth will soon float to the top of the tub.

Did anyone else notice that all 3 episodes this season have been outstanding?

My only qualms with this season are that there's not nearly enough Andy (he hasn't been used enough since the start of season 4), and Pam needs to get the hell back to Scranton.  This episode was quite awesome, although Dwight trying to destroy the stroller seemed a bit tacked on and over-extended.  The open was so bizarre, as was Jan singing for like 20 minutes straight, and Michael finally sending a big "fuck you" and asking out Holly was the balls.

And I've still been trying to figure out what seems so different between seasons 1-3 and 4-5, and I think it's that Michael is not nearly as big of an asshole as he used to be.  He was never to the point of Ricky Gervais' David, but he also wasn't so cartoonishly dimwitted.  I liked it better when he was still an asshole, but he had his redeeming moments and the moments where you had to feel sorry for him.  Now it's like we're forced to always feel bad for him and laugh at how "goofy" he is, rather than how clueless he normally is about his own actions.  It's not so bad, since Steve Carrell is a genius and is fun to watch no matter what, but it would be nice to see the old Michael again.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on October 17, 2008, 08:30:12 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 16, 2008, 10:35:28 PM
Quote from: RV on October 16, 2008, 09:32:59 PM
Jan is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy, the afterbirth will soon float to the top of the tub.

Did anyone else notice that all 3 episodes this season have been outstanding?

My only qualms with this season are that there's not nearly enough Andy (he hasn't been used enough since the start of season 4), and Pam needs to get the hell back to Scranton.  This episode was quite awesome, although Dwight trying to destroy the stroller seemed a bit tacked on and over-extended.  The open was so bizarre, as was Jan singing for like 20 minutes straight, and Michael finally sending a big "fuck you" and asking out Holly was the balls.

And I've still been trying to figure out what seems so different between seasons 1-3 and 4-5, and I think it's that Michael is not nearly as big of an asshole as he used to be.  He was never to the point of Ricky Gervais' David, but he also wasn't so cartoonishly dimwitted.  I liked it better when he was still an asshole, but he had his redeeming moments and the moments where you had to feel sorry for him.  Now it's like we're forced to always feel bad for him and laugh at how "goofy" he is, rather than how clueless he normally is about his own actions.  It's not so bad, since Steve Carrell is a genius and is fun to watch no matter what, but it would be nice to see the old Michael again.

Good to see you've stopped overanalyzing this show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Neifilicious on October 17, 2008, 08:33:44 AM
Quote from: RV on October 17, 2008, 08:30:12 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 16, 2008, 10:35:28 PM
Quote from: RV on October 16, 2008, 09:32:59 PM
Jan is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy, the afterbirth will soon float to the top of the tub.

Did anyone else notice that all 3 episodes this season have been outstanding?

My only qualms with this season are that there's not nearly enough Andy (he hasn't been used enough since the start of season 4), and Pam needs to get the hell back to Scranton.  This episode was quite awesome, although Dwight trying to destroy the stroller seemed a bit tacked on and over-extended.  The open was so bizarre, as was Jan singing for like 20 minutes straight, and Michael finally sending a big "fuck you" and asking out Holly was the balls.

And I've still been trying to figure out what seems so different between seasons 1-3 and 4-5, and I think it's that Michael is not nearly as big of an asshole as he used to be.  He was never to the point of Ricky Gervais' David, but he also wasn't so cartoonishly dimwitted.  I liked it better when he was still an asshole, but he had his redeeming moments and the moments where you had to feel sorry for him.  Now it's like we're forced to always feel bad for him and laugh at how "goofy" he is, rather than how clueless he normally is about his own actions.  It's not so bad, since Steve Carrell is a genius and is fun to watch no matter what, but it would be nice to see the old Michael again.

Good to see you've stopped overanalyzing this show.
Weebs is teh Paul of the Boobtube forum.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on October 17, 2008, 12:12:51 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 16, 2008, 10:35:28 PM
Quote from: RV on October 16, 2008, 09:32:59 PM
Jan is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy, the afterbirth will soon float to the top of the tub.

Did anyone else notice that all 3 episodes this season have been outstanding?

My only qualms with this season are that there's not nearly enough Andy (he hasn't been used enough since the start of season 4), and Pam needs to get the hell back to Scranton.  This episode was quite awesome, although Dwight trying to destroy the stroller seemed a bit tacked on and over-extended.  The open was so bizarre, as was Jan singing for like 20 minutes straight, and Michael finally sending a big "fuck you" and asking out Holly was the balls.

And I've still been trying to figure out what seems so different between seasons 1-3 and 4-5, and I think it's that Michael is not nearly as big of an asshole as he used to be.  He was never to the point of Ricky Gervais' David, but he also wasn't so cartoonishly dimwitted.  I liked it better when he was still an asshole, but he had his redeeming moments and the moments where you had to feel sorry for him.  Now it's like we're forced to always feel bad for him and laugh at how "goofy" he is, rather than how clueless he normally is about his own actions.  It's not so bad, since Steve Carrell is a genius and is fun to watch no matter what, but it would be nice to see the old Michael again.

Now you're just doing it to be annoying, right?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on October 18, 2008, 08:16:44 PM
I just want to know what the fuck is up with Angela and Andy dressing Jan's kid up in produce.

Oh and the conversation between Michael and Darrel about "baby daddy"?  Darrel could read the tax code and I'd be entertained.  That guy's awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Neifilicious on October 18, 2008, 09:46:11 PM
QuoteDarrel could read the tax code and I'd be entertained.  That guy's awesome.
Kinda like this? (http://www.imeem.com/people/CAfU_g/music/AMSdJUA9/arrested_development_gob_reads_the_menu/)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 18, 2008, 10:45:56 PM

No love for the "Golden Shower" jokes?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 19, 2008, 03:31:48 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 18, 2008, 10:45:56 PM

No love for the "Golden Shower" jokes?

I thought it was a little forced.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 20, 2008, 06:01:26 AM
Quote from: JD on October 19, 2008, 03:31:48 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 18, 2008, 10:45:56 PM

No love for the "Golden Shower" jokes?

I thought it was a little forced.

A little cranberry juice will clear that right up.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 20, 2008, 11:24:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 20, 2008, 06:01:26 AM
Quote from: JD on October 19, 2008, 03:31:48 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 18, 2008, 10:45:56 PM

No love for the "Golden Shower" jokes?

I thought it was a little forced.

A little cranberry juice will clear that right up.

But then what would I drink?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 20, 2008, 12:36:53 PM
Quote from: JD on October 20, 2008, 11:24:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 20, 2008, 06:01:26 AM
Quote from: JD on October 19, 2008, 03:31:48 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 18, 2008, 10:45:56 PM

No love for the "Golden Shower" jokes?

I thought it was a little forced.

A little cranberry juice will clear that right up.

But then what would I drink?

That's why they call it cranberry juice "cocktail", silly.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 23, 2008, 08:20:04 PM
"It squeaks when you bang it.  That's what she said."

Annnnnnd we're back.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 23, 2008, 09:36:56 PM
"$1,000!"

[pause]

"Not worth it."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on October 24, 2008, 07:56:58 AM
"She introduced me to so many things: pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism, presents on your birthday, preventitive medicine."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on October 24, 2008, 08:17:28 AM
I was hoping with the engagement that the pam and jim saga would be over. Apparently not. Guh.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on October 24, 2008, 08:55:43 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 23, 2008, 08:20:04 PM
"It squeaks when you bang it.  That's what she said."

Annnnnnd we're back.

Now THAT is how you comment in the Office thread.

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on October 24, 2008, 09:04:45 AM
Quote from: RV on October 24, 2008, 08:55:43 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 23, 2008, 08:20:04 PM
"It squeaks when you bang it.  That's what she said."

Annnnnnd we're back.

Now THAT is how you comment in the Office thread.

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.

I didn't find this quote realistic enough.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 24, 2008, 09:46:05 AM
Crime. Reduces. Innocence. Makes. Everybody. Angry. I. Declare.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on October 24, 2008, 10:24:34 AM
I'm glad Andy "won" Angela.  Dwight is a prick.

I loved when Holly told Michael that the "I can't go out because I'm going out with you" joke was PLAYED OUT.

Was that the first time we found out that Roy now works in a vitamin store?  It was news to me, and I laughed.

Daryle has gotten REALLY fat.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on October 24, 2008, 10:52:17 AM
The Huey Lewis joke I found funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 24, 2008, 11:05:19 AM
Quote from: BH on October 24, 2008, 10:52:17 AM
The Huey Lewis joke I found funny.

Me, too, bro.  Similarity numba 201.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 24, 2008, 11:10:26 AM
Dwight bidding on Phyllis was gold.

Eh...not worth it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 24, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
Quote from: Kerm on October 24, 2008, 10:24:34 AM
I'm glad Andy "won" Angela.  Dwight is a prick.

I loved when Holly told Michael that the "I can't go out because I'm going out with you" joke was PLAYED OUT.

Was that the first time we found out that Roy now works in a vitamin store?  It was news to me, and I laughed.

Daryle has gotten REALLY fat.

And he's badly in need of a throat-clearing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on October 24, 2008, 11:31:10 AM
Quote from: BH on October 24, 2008, 10:52:17 AM
The Huey Lewis joke I found funny.

Particularly since they let it hang out there for a few minutes before Darryl explained Michael's list of favorite Bruce songs.  Traci Chapman's "Fast Car" was my favorite.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on October 24, 2008, 11:42:59 AM
Quote from: JD on October 24, 2008, 11:05:19 AM
Quote from: BH on October 24, 2008, 10:52:17 AM
The Huey Lewis joke I found funny.

Me, too, bro.  Similarity numba 201.

ditch BH and lets go get some fucking trail mix or soemthing dog.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 24, 2008, 02:33:13 PM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/39809/the-office-public-breast-feeding

Conversely to the IASiP conversation, they've really done a good job of making Jan a self-centered suckall.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 24, 2008, 03:50:52 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 24, 2008, 10:24:34 AM
I'm glad Andy "won" Angela.  Dwight is a prick.

I loved when Holly told Michael that the "I can't go out because I'm going out with you" joke was PLAYED OUT.

Was that the first time we found out that Roy now works in a vitamin store?  It was news to me, and I laughed.

Daryle has gotten REALLY fat.

Dwight was a major prick in this episode.  Normally, he's kind of a prick, but he's still goofy.  This one, he was just being a huge douche.  I hope they end the Dwight-Angela antics this week and we can get back to Dwight finding some more pot in the parking lot.  I'd like them to actually give him a story where he uses his position as "Deputy Security Officer" of the business park, or whatever he got in that pot episode.

Also, Daryle got fat.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 24, 2008, 03:55:07 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 24, 2008, 03:50:52 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 24, 2008, 10:24:34 AM
I'm glad Andy "won" Angela.  Dwight is a prick.

I loved when Holly told Michael that the "I can't go out because I'm going out with you" joke was PLAYED OUT.

Was that the first time we found out that Roy now works in a vitamin store?  It was news to me, and I laughed.

Daryle has gotten REALLY fat.

Dwight was a major prick in this episode.  Normally, he's kind of a prick, but he's still goofy.  This one, he was just being a huge douche.  I hope they end the Dwight-Angela antics this week and we can get back to Dwight finding some more pot in the parking lot.  I'd like them to actually give him a story where he uses his position as "Deputy Security Officer" of the business park, or whatever he got in that pot episode.

Also, Daryle got fat.

I really enjoyed the Dwight bidding on Phyllis scene.  The Office gives you, every once and awhile, a moment where one of the more self absorbed characters shows that they really do care about one of their friends.  Michael and Jim had one last season.  It helps you believe that one of these knobs could be tolerated or liked.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on October 24, 2008, 04:00:06 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 24, 2008, 03:55:07 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 24, 2008, 03:50:52 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 24, 2008, 10:24:34 AM
I'm glad Andy "won" Angela.  Dwight is a prick.

I loved when Holly told Michael that the "I can't go out because I'm going out with you" joke was PLAYED OUT.

Was that the first time we found out that Roy now works in a vitamin store?  It was news to me, and I laughed.

Daryle has gotten REALLY fat.

Dwight was a major prick in this episode.  Normally, he's kind of a prick, but he's still goofy.  This one, he was just being a huge douche.  I hope they end the Dwight-Angela antics this week and we can get back to Dwight finding some more pot in the parking lot.  I'd like them to actually give him a story where he uses his position as "Deputy Security Officer" of the business park, or whatever he got in that pot episode.

Also, Daryle got fat.

I really enjoyed the Dwight bidding on Phyllis scene.  The Office gives you, every once and awhile, a moment where one of the more self absorbed characters shows that they really do care about one of their friends.  Michael and Jim had one last season.  It helps you believe that one of these knobs could be tolerated or liked.

My favorite scene like that was in Season 1 (or maybe 2?) when Michael gave Jim love advice from the "brig" of the booze cruise.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on October 24, 2008, 04:01:59 PM
DPD.

Just thought of my second favorite scene like that.  When Pam was crying, and Dwight walked up to her, ("You're PMSing pretty bad, huh?") took off his suit jacket, and tied it around his waist.  "It's hot in here."  Then, he sat down and tried to comfort her.  That was a great scene.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 24, 2008, 04:21:40 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 24, 2008, 04:00:06 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on October 24, 2008, 03:55:07 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 24, 2008, 03:50:52 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 24, 2008, 10:24:34 AM
I'm glad Andy "won" Angela.  Dwight is a prick.

I loved when Holly told Michael that the "I can't go out because I'm going out with you" joke was PLAYED OUT.

Was that the first time we found out that Roy now works in a vitamin store?  It was news to me, and I laughed.

Daryle has gotten REALLY fat.

Dwight was a major prick in this episode.  Normally, he's kind of a prick, but he's still goofy.  This one, he was just being a huge douche.  I hope they end the Dwight-Angela antics this week and we can get back to Dwight finding some more pot in the parking lot.  I'd like them to actually give him a story where he uses his position as "Deputy Security Officer" of the business park, or whatever he got in that pot episode.

Also, Daryle got fat.

I really enjoyed the Dwight bidding on Phyllis scene.  The Office gives you, every once and awhile, a moment where one of the more self absorbed characters shows that they really do care about one of their friends.  Michael and Jim had one last season.  It helps you believe that one of these knobs could be tolerated or liked.

My favorite scene like that was in Season 1 (or maybe 2?) when Michael gave Jim love advice from the "brig" of the booze cruise.

Michael and Jim actually have a lot of moments like that.  Most of the time they're about Jim and Pam, or Michael and Jan.  I like during season 2 at Jim's party, when Michael is singing karaoke by himself and Jim gets up to sing along with him.  Jim's really the only character that has any sympathy for Michael.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: De Jesus on October 30, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Did Darryl touch you?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 30, 2008, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: De Jesus on October 30, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Did Darryl touch you?

Most of the parts with Michael/Holly/Darryl were pretty good...everything else was very meh.  Having Dwight be Andy's own personal "Jim" was kind of funny for the first few minutes, but that dragged a bit.  And I'm about ready for this Jim/Pam distance thing to end.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 30, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 30, 2008, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: De Jesus on October 30, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Did Darryl touch you?

Most of the parts with Michael/Holly/Darryl were pretty good...everything else was very meh.  Having Dwight be Andy's own personal "Jim" was kind of funny for the first few minutes, but that dragged a bit.  And I'm about ready for this Jim/Pam distance thing to end.

You're high.  This episode was awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on October 30, 2008, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 30, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 30, 2008, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: De Jesus on October 30, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Did Darryl touch you?

Most of the parts with Michael/Holly/Darryl were pretty good...everything else was very meh.  Having Dwight be Andy's own personal "Jim" was kind of funny for the first few minutes, but that dragged a bit.  And I'm about ready for this Jim/Pam distance thing to end.

You're high.  This episode was awesome.

How did you know? Damn.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on October 31, 2008, 04:53:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 30, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 30, 2008, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: De Jesus on October 30, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Did Darryl touch you?

Most of the parts with Michael/Holly/Darryl were pretty good...everything else was very meh.  Having Dwight be Andy's own personal "Jim" was kind of funny for the first few minutes, but that dragged a bit.  And I'm about ready for this Jim/Pam distance thing to end.

You're high.  This episode was awesome.

This.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 10:24:55 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 31, 2008, 04:53:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 30, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 30, 2008, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: De Jesus on October 30, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Did Darryl touch you?

Most of the parts with Michael/Holly/Darryl were pretty good...everything else was very meh.  Having Dwight be Andy's own personal "Jim" was kind of funny for the first few minutes, but that dragged a bit.  And I'm about ready for this Jim/Pam distance thing to end.

You're high.  This episode was awesome.

This.

What was the MOST awesome part, though?  I say Creed dressed as the Joker.  I honestly didn't know who it was.  He looked fantastic.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 31, 2008, 10:40:47 AM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 10:24:55 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 31, 2008, 04:53:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 30, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 30, 2008, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: De Jesus on October 30, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Did Darryl touch you?

Most of the parts with Michael/Holly/Darryl were pretty good...everything else was very meh.  Having Dwight be Andy's own personal "Jim" was kind of funny for the first few minutes, but that dragged a bit.  And I'm about ready for this Jim/Pam distance thing to end.

You're high.  This episode was awesome.

This.

What was the MOST awesome part, though?  I say Creed dressed as the Joker.  I honestly didn't know who it was.  He looked fantastic.

Yes, agreed.  That was probably the best part, along with Kevin getting pissed that Creed had his costume. 

Also enjoyed Michael and Darrell singing the blues, Andy's Cats costume and the entire Dwight/Andy storyline ("applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid").
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on October 31, 2008, 10:46:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 31, 2008, 10:40:47 AM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 10:24:55 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 31, 2008, 04:53:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 30, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 30, 2008, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: De Jesus on October 30, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Did Darryl touch you?

Most of the parts with Michael/Holly/Darryl were pretty good...everything else was very meh.  Having Dwight be Andy's own personal "Jim" was kind of funny for the first few minutes, but that dragged a bit.  And I'm about ready for this Jim/Pam distance thing to end.

You're high.  This episode was awesome.

This.

What was the MOST awesome part, though?  I say Creed dressed as the Joker.  I honestly didn't know who it was.  He looked fantastic.

Yes, agreed.  That was probably the best part, along with Kevin getting pissed that Creed had his costume. 

Also enjoyed Michael and Darrell singing the blues, Andy's Cats costume and the entire Dwight/Andy storyline ("applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid").

and as much shit as Kurt gets for looking like Dwight, when Riann (or whatever his lame name is) did that little promo thing at the ned of the episode, he looked eerily similar to a one Mr. BananaHands
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 10:50:38 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 31, 2008, 10:40:47 AM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 10:24:55 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 31, 2008, 04:53:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 30, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 30, 2008, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: De Jesus on October 30, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Did Darryl touch you?

Most of the parts with Michael/Holly/Darryl were pretty good...everything else was very meh.  Having Dwight be Andy's own personal "Jim" was kind of funny for the first few minutes, but that dragged a bit.  And I'm about ready for this Jim/Pam distance thing to end.

You're high.  This episode was awesome.

This.

What was the MOST awesome part, though?  I say Creed dressed as the Joker.  I honestly didn't know who it was.  He looked fantastic.

Yes, agreed.  That was probably the best part, along with Kevin getting pissed that Creed had his costume. 

Also enjoyed Michael and Darrell singing the blues, Andy's Cats costume and the entire Dwight/Andy storyline ("applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid").

Darrell's face when he gave up on trying to explain how to sing the blues to Michael was awesome.

I also suspect that The Office was completely accurate (suck it, Weebs!) in that about 30% of males at the bars tonight will be dressed as the Joker.  And all will think they are clever.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 31, 2008, 11:05:18 AM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 10:50:38 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 31, 2008, 10:40:47 AM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 10:24:55 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 31, 2008, 04:53:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 30, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 30, 2008, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: De Jesus on October 30, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Did Darryl touch you?

Most of the parts with Michael/Holly/Darryl were pretty good...everything else was very meh.  Having Dwight be Andy's own personal "Jim" was kind of funny for the first few minutes, but that dragged a bit.  And I'm about ready for this Jim/Pam distance thing to end.

You're high.  This episode was awesome.

This.

What was the MOST awesome part, though?  I say Creed dressed as the Joker.  I honestly didn't know who it was.  He looked fantastic.

Yes, agreed.  That was probably the best part, along with Kevin getting pissed that Creed had his costume. 

Also enjoyed Michael and Darrell singing the blues, Andy's Cats costume and the entire Dwight/Andy storyline ("applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid").

Darrell's face when he gave up on trying to explain how to sing the blues to Michael was awesome.


I liked how Daryl started singing along to "Life is a Highway" and kinda gettin' into it.  I thought the Jim/Pam storyline was weak except for the part when Jim was leaving---"I'll walk you out", gets his stuff, and leaves for New York. The Dwight/Andy stuff was big-time funny. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 11:13:02 AM
Quote from: JD on October 31, 2008, 11:05:18 AM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 10:50:38 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 31, 2008, 10:40:47 AM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 10:24:55 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 31, 2008, 04:53:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 30, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 30, 2008, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: De Jesus on October 30, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
Did Darryl touch you?

Most of the parts with Michael/Holly/Darryl were pretty good...everything else was very meh.  Having Dwight be Andy's own personal "Jim" was kind of funny for the first few minutes, but that dragged a bit.  And I'm about ready for this Jim/Pam distance thing to end.

You're high.  This episode was awesome.

This.

What was the MOST awesome part, though?  I say Creed dressed as the Joker.  I honestly didn't know who it was.  He looked fantastic.

Yes, agreed.  That was probably the best part, along with Kevin getting pissed that Creed had his costume. 

Also enjoyed Michael and Darrell singing the blues, Andy's Cats costume and the entire Dwight/Andy storyline ("applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid").

Darrell's face when he gave up on trying to explain how to sing the blues to Michael was awesome.


I liked how Daryl started singing along to "Life is a Highway" and kinda gettin' into it.  I thought the Jim/Pam storyline was weak except for the part when Jim was leaving---"I'll walk you out", gets his stuff, and leaves for New York. The Dwight/Andy stuff was big-time funny. 

Yes.  Singing, and singing well.  I was sort of surprised that they didn't make a big deal out of Halloween.  Dwight trying to talk to Andy about Cornell football was outstanding.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on October 31, 2008, 11:42:47 AM
Michael and Darrell are usually pretty funny together.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on October 31, 2008, 11:49:11 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 31, 2008, 10:46:29 AM
and as much shit as Kurt gets for looking like Dwight, when Riann (or whatever his lame name is) did that little promo thing at the ned of the episode, he looked eerily similar to a one Mr. BananaHands

You are just saying that because I pointed out that you look like Josh Caray.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Simmer on October 31, 2008, 03:02:17 PM
Quick question -- this show worth getting back into?  I had to stop watching because of the whathaveyas, but it was starting to wear thin on me anyways.  I've been looking for a good show to eat up some free time here lately, but thought, "why not dive back in"?

I know most o'ya will say "yes", but I just want to hear if it got a lil' too melodramatic and a lil' less comedic.  I was head over heels about Jim'n'Pam at first.  Now I'm heel up ass. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 03:13:16 PM
Quote from: butthead on October 31, 2008, 11:42:47 AM
Remember that episode where Michael and Darrell are usually were pretty funny together.?

You're doing it wrong'ed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on October 31, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 03:13:16 PM
Quote from: butthead on October 31, 2008, 11:42:47 AM
Did anyone else notice that Remember that episode where Michael and Darrell are usually are pretty funny together.?

You're doing it wrong'ed.

So are you'd
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 03:41:45 PM
Quote from: RV on October 31, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 03:13:16 PM
Quote from: butthead on October 31, 2008, 11:42:47 AM
Did anyone else notice that Remember that episode where Michael and Darrell are usually are pretty funny together.?

You're doing it wrong'ed.

So are you'd

I'm the worst.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on November 01, 2008, 08:50:28 AM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 03:41:45 PM
Quote from: RV on October 31, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 03:13:16 PM
Quote from: butthead on October 31, 2008, 11:42:47 AM
Did anyone else notice that Remember that episode where Michael and Darrell are usually are pretty funny together.?

You're doing it wrong'ed.

So are you'd

I'm the worst.

You're not the best.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 01, 2008, 10:03:07 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 01, 2008, 08:50:28 AM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 03:41:45 PM
Quote from: RV on October 31, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 03:13:16 PM
Quote from: butthead on October 31, 2008, 11:42:47 AM
Did anyone else notice that Remember that episode where Michael and Darrell are usually are pretty funny together.?

You're doing it wrong'ed.

So are you'd

I'm the worst.

You're not the best.

It's pronounced "colonel" and it's the highest rank in the military.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on November 03, 2008, 02:41:48 PM
Quote from: JD on November 01, 2008, 10:03:07 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 01, 2008, 08:50:28 AM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 03:41:45 PM
Quote from: RV on October 31, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
Quote from: Kerm on October 31, 2008, 03:13:16 PM
Quote from: butthead on October 31, 2008, 11:42:47 AM
Did anyone else notice that Remember that episode where Michael and Darrell are usually are pretty funny together.?

You're doing it wrong'ed.

So are you'd

I'm the worst.

You're not the best.

It's pronounced "colonel" and it's the highest rank in the military.

When Darrell started singing, I lost it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 03, 2008, 04:23:38 PM
"In the last 10 years, I've dated almost 4 women."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: flannj on November 05, 2008, 08:00:06 AM
Stanley wearing the Creature from the Black Lagoon mask so he can sleep at his desk was brilliant.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on November 05, 2008, 11:36:40 AM
Quote from: flannj on November 05, 2008, 08:00:06 AM
Stanley wearing the Creature from the Black Lagoon mask so he can sleep at his desk was brilliant.

Andy in the catsuit was disturbingly hilarious.  Andy = hilarious.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on November 06, 2008, 08:27:43 PM
I was raped.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on November 06, 2008, 08:34:11 PM
That scene with Michael, Dwight, and Jim was quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen on any episode
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 06, 2008, 08:47:10 PM

I withhold judgment until I hear from Weebs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on November 06, 2008, 08:57:35 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2008, 08:47:10 PM

I withhold judgment until I hear from Weebs.

Blah blah blah, unrealistic, blah blah blah, awkward, blah blah blah, seasons 2 and 3 were better, blah blah blah.

Was that about right?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on November 06, 2008, 08:58:33 PM
I don't know why I make it in such large quantities.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 06, 2008, 08:34:11 PM
That scene with Michael, Dwight, and Jim was quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen on any episode

This.  I had to replay the whole hypothetical sales call scene over and over because I never really heard much of the show over my initial laughter at Bill Buttlicker.  I think that really was one of the funniest scenes in the show's history.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 07, 2008, 09:14:33 AM
It's been a great season, but holy crap, enough with the Jim and Pam drama.  Marry them and go back to showing funny things in the office.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 09:15:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2008, 09:14:33 AM
It's been a great season, but holy crap, enough with the Jim and Pam drama.  Marry them and go back to showing funny things in the office.

I could care less about Jim and Pam.  It's like...the C story behind Jim and Dwight's shennanigans and the Andy/Angela/Dwight trifecta.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 07, 2008, 09:23:04 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 09:15:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2008, 09:14:33 AM
It's been a great season, but holy crap, enough with the Jim and Pam drama.  Marry them and go back to showing funny things in the office.

I could care less about Jim and Pam.  It's like...the C story behind Jim and Dwight's shennanigans and the Andy/Angela/Dwight trifecta.

How much less?

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 09:26:07 AM
Quote from: JD on November 07, 2008, 09:23:04 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 09:15:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2008, 09:14:33 AM
It's been a great season, but holy crap, enough with the Jim and Pam drama.  Marry them and go back to showing funny things in the office.

I could care less about Jim and Pam.  It's like...the C story behind Jim and Dwight's shennanigans and the Andy/Angela/Dwight trifecta.

How much less?

This much.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on November 07, 2008, 09:27:43 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 09:15:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2008, 09:14:33 AM
It's been a great season, but holy crap, enough with the Jim and Pam drama.  Marry them and go back to showing funny things in the office.

I could care less about Jim and Pam.  It's like...the C story behind Jim and Dwight's shennanigans and the Andy/Angela/Dwight trifecta.

I'm about as tired of the Andy/Angela/Dwight stuff as I am Jim and Pam.  That story's been going on since last season, but unlike the original Jim/Pam story, I don't think anybody really cares what happens with those three.  I do get the feeling, however, that all this Pam stuff is just setting up whatever that spinoff would be.  I couldn't see them taking Jim or Pam off the show, but I guess if they were going to give another series to any of the characters, it would be those two (or Dwight).  Also, I'm pretty sure at the beginning of this season, they said that Pam was going to be in school for 3 months.  The first episode took out about 7 weeks.  It has to be done with by like next week, doesn't it?

As long as they have more Jim/Dwight stuff though, it's all gravy.  Glorious, glorious gravy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on November 07, 2008, 09:45:23 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 07, 2008, 09:27:43 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 09:15:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2008, 09:14:33 AM
It's been a great season, but holy crap, enough with the Jim and Pam drama.  Marry them and go back to showing funny things in the office.

I could care less about Jim and Pam.  It's like...the C story behind Jim and Dwight's shennanigans and the Andy/Angela/Dwight trifecta.

I'm about as tired of the Andy/Angela/Dwight stuff as I am Jim and Pam.  That story's been going on since last season, but unlike the original Jim/Pam story, I don't think anybody really cares what happens with those three.  I do get the feeling, however, that all this Pam stuff is just setting up whatever that spinoff would be.  I couldn't see them taking Jim or Pam off the show, but I guess if they were going to give another series to any of the characters, it would be those two (or Dwight).  Also, I'm pretty sure at the beginning of this season, they said that Pam was going to be in school for 3 months.  The first episode took out about 7 weeks.  It has to be done with by like next week, doesn't it? I have zero self-awareness.

As long as they have more Jim/Dwight stuff though, it's all gravy.  Glorious, glorious gravy.

Come on, man'd
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on November 07, 2008, 09:49:07 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 07, 2008, 09:27:43 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 09:15:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2008, 09:14:33 AM
It's been a great season, but holy crap, enough with the Jim and Pam drama.  Marry them and go back to showing funny things in the office.

I could care less about Jim and Pam.  It's like...the C story behind Jim and Dwight's shennanigans and the Andy/Angela/Dwight trifecta.

I'm about as tired of the Andy/Angela/Dwight stuff as I am Jim and Pam.  That story's been going on since last season, but unlike the original Jim/Pam story, I don't think anybody really cares what happens with those three.  

You couldn't be more wrong if you invested all of your life savings in pay phones.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 07, 2008, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 06, 2008, 08:34:11 PM
That scene with Michael, Dwight, and Jim was quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen on any episode

This.  I had to replay the whole hypothetical sales call scene over and over because I never really heard much of the show over my initial laughter at Bill Buttlicker.  I think that really was one of the funniest scenes in the show's history.

The best part was that Dwight was leaning in to Michael to "listen" to the call, and Michael would cover the mouthpiece with his hand when he didn't want the customer to hear him.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on November 07, 2008, 09:53:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 07, 2008, 09:27:43 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 09:15:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2008, 09:14:33 AM
It's been a great season, but holy crap, enough with the Jim and Pam drama.  Marry them and go back to showing funny things in the office.

I could care less about Jim and Pam.  It's like...the C story behind Jim and Dwight's shennanigans and the Andy/Angela/Dwight trifecta.

I'm about as tired of the Andy/Angela/Dwight stuff as I am Jim and Pam.  That story's been going on since last season, but unlike the original Jim/Pam story, I don't think anybody really cares what happens with those three.  I do get the feeling, however, that all this Pam stuff is just setting up whatever that spinoff would be.  I couldn't see them taking Jim or Pam off the show, but I guess if they were going to give another series to any of the characters, it would be those two (or Dwight).  Also, I'm pretty sure at the beginning of this season, they said that Pam was going to be in school for 3 months.  The first episode took out about 7 weeks.  It has to be done with by like next week, doesn't it?

As long as they have more Jim/Dwight stuff though, it's all gravy.  Glorious, glorious gravy.

Or Andy, or Creed, or Oscar, or Bob Vance.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 09:55:10 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 07, 2008, 09:53:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 07, 2008, 09:27:43 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 09:15:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2008, 09:14:33 AM
It's been a great season, but holy crap, enough with the Jim and Pam drama.  Marry them and go back to showing funny things in the office.

I could care less about Jim and Pam.  It's like...the C story behind Jim and Dwight's shennanigans and the Andy/Angela/Dwight trifecta.

I'm about as tired of the Andy/Angela/Dwight stuff as I am Jim and Pam.  That story's been going on since last season, but unlike the original Jim/Pam story, I don't think anybody really cares what happens with those three.  I do get the feeling, however, that all this Pam stuff is just setting up whatever that spinoff would be.  I couldn't see them taking Jim or Pam off the show, but I guess if they were going to give another series to any of the characters, it would be those two (or Dwight).  Also, I'm pretty sure at the beginning of this season, they said that Pam was going to be in school for 3 months.  The first episode took out about 7 weeks.  It has to be done with by like next week, doesn't it?

As long as they have more Jim/Dwight stuff though, it's all gravy.  Glorious, glorious gravy.

Or Andy, or Creed, or Oscar, or Bob Vance.

Kevin > Bob Vance and Oscar.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tonker on November 07, 2008, 09:56:51 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 07, 2008, 09:27:43 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 09:15:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2008, 09:14:33 AM
It's been a great season, but holy crap, enough with the Jim and Pam drama.  Marry them and go back to showing funny things in the office.

I could care less about Jim and Pam.  It's like...the C story behind Jim and Dwight's shennanigans and the Andy/Angela/Dwight trifecta.

I'm about as tired of the Andy/Angela/Dwight stuff as I am Jim and Pam.  That story's been going on since last season, but unlike the original Jim/Pam story, I don't think anybody really cares what happens with those three.  I do get the feeling, however, that all this Pam stuff is just setting up whatever that spinoff would be.  I couldn't see them taking Jim or Pam off the show, but I guess if they were going to give another series to any of the characters, it would be those two (or Dwight).  Also, I'm pretty sure at the beginning of this season, they said that Pam was going to be in school for 3 months.  The first episode took out about 7 weeks.  It has to be done with by like next week, doesn't it?

As long as they have more Jim/Dwight stuff though, it's all gravy.  Glorious, glorious gravy.


Mmm-hmm...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on November 07, 2008, 10:30:07 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 07, 2008, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 06, 2008, 08:34:11 PM
That scene with Michael, Dwight, and Jim was quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen on any episode

This.  I had to replay the whole hypothetical sales call scene over and over because I never really heard much of the show over my initial laughter at Bill Buttlicker.  I think that really was one of the funniest scenes in the show's history.

The best part was that Dwight was leaning in to Michael to "listen" to the call, and Michael would cover the mouthpiece with his hand when he didn't want the customer to hear him.

I agree with all of the above.  I think that was the most brilliant scene in this show's history.

My second favorite is probably when Jim turns Dwight's investigation about the joint around on him.  "No, when you walked in here, you said I'D be conducting the investigation.  Just how much marijuana have you smoked?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 07, 2008, 10:32:29 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 07, 2008, 10:30:07 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 07, 2008, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 06, 2008, 08:34:11 PM
That scene with Michael, Dwight, and Jim was quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen on any episode

This.  I had to replay the whole hypothetical sales call scene over and over because I never really heard much of the show over my initial laughter at Bill Buttlicker.  I think that really was one of the funniest scenes in the show's history.

The best part was that Dwight was leaning in to Michael to "listen" to the call, and Michael would cover the mouthpiece with his hand when he didn't want the customer to hear him.

I agree with all of the above.  I think that was the most brilliant scene in this show's history.

My second favorite is probably when Jim turns Dwight's investigation about the joint around on him.  "No, when you walked in here, you said I'D be conducting the investigation.  Just how much marijuana have you smoked?"

What?  I'm gonna have to watch this episode again.  I totally missed that.  Or was that when they were in Dwight's car.  It was hard to hear for the music.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on November 07, 2008, 10:33:54 AM
Quote from: JD on November 07, 2008, 10:32:29 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 07, 2008, 10:30:07 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 07, 2008, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 06, 2008, 08:34:11 PM
That scene with Michael, Dwight, and Jim was quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen on any episode

This.  I had to replay the whole hypothetical sales call scene over and over because I never really heard much of the show over my initial laughter at Bill Buttlicker.  I think that really was one of the funniest scenes in the show's history.

The best part was that Dwight was leaning in to Michael to "listen" to the call, and Michael would cover the mouthpiece with his hand when he didn't want the customer to hear him.

I agree with all of the above.  I think that was the most brilliant scene in this show's history.

My second favorite is probably when Jim turns Dwight's investigation about the joint around on him.  "No, when you walked in here, you said I'D be conducting the investigation.  Just how much marijuana have you smoked?"

What?  I'm gonna have to watch this episode again.  I totally missed that.  Or was that when they were in Dwight's car.  It was hard to hear for the music.

Sorry.  It was from an old episode.  It was my second-favorite scene in the show's history.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tonker on November 07, 2008, 10:34:35 AM
Quote from: JD on November 07, 2008, 10:32:29 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 07, 2008, 10:30:07 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 07, 2008, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 06, 2008, 08:34:11 PM
That scene with Michael, Dwight, and Jim was quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen on any episode

This.  I had to replay the whole hypothetical sales call scene over and over because I never really heard much of the show over my initial laughter at Bill Buttlicker.  I think that really was one of the funniest scenes in the show's history.

The best part was that Dwight was leaning in to Michael to "listen" to the call, and Michael would cover the mouthpiece with his hand when he didn't want the customer to hear him.

I agree with all of the above.  I think that was the most brilliant scene in this show's history.

My second favorite is probably when Jim turns Dwight's investigation about the joint around on him.  "No, when you walked in here, you said I'D be conducting the investigation.  Just how much marijuana have you smoked?"

What?  I'm gonna have to watch this episode again.  I totally missed that.  Or was that when they were in Dwight's car.  It was hard to hear for the music.

You should probably turn your music off when you're trying to watch telly.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 10:35:42 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 07, 2008, 10:30:07 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 07, 2008, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 06, 2008, 08:34:11 PM
That scene with Michael, Dwight, and Jim was quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen on any episode

This.  I had to replay the whole hypothetical sales call scene over and over because I never really heard much of the show over my initial laughter at Bill Buttlicker.  I think that really was one of the funniest scenes in the show's history.

The best part was that Dwight was leaning in to Michael to "listen" to the call, and Michael would cover the mouthpiece with his hand when he didn't want the customer to hear him.

I agree with all of the above.  I think that was the most brilliant scene in this show's history.

My second favorite is probably when Jim turns Dwight's investigation about the joint around on him.  "No, when you walked in here, you said I'D be conducting the investigation.  Just how much marijuana have you smoked?"

Or, the one where Dwight's not even the manager in his fantasy of having a bed and breakfast in hell and he has an $80,000/year salary?  And, Jim wants to change rooms...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 07, 2008, 12:24:41 PM
Quote from: Kerm on November 07, 2008, 10:33:54 AM
Quote from: JD on November 07, 2008, 10:32:29 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 07, 2008, 10:30:07 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 07, 2008, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 06, 2008, 08:34:11 PM
That scene with Michael, Dwight, and Jim was quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen on any episode

This.  I had to replay the whole hypothetical sales call scene over and over because I never really heard much of the show over my initial laughter at Bill Buttlicker.  I think that really was one of the funniest scenes in the show's history.

The best part was that Dwight was leaning in to Michael to "listen" to the call, and Michael would cover the mouthpiece with his hand when he didn't want the customer to hear him.

I agree with all of the above.  I think that was the most brilliant scene in this show's history.

My second favorite is probably when Jim turns Dwight's investigation about the joint around on him.  "No, when you walked in here, you said I'D be conducting the investigation.  Just how much marijuana have you smoked?"

What?  I'm gonna have to watch this episode again.  I totally missed that.  Or was that when they were in Dwight's car.  It was hard to hear for the music.

Sorry.  It was from an old episode.  It was my second-favorite scene in the show's history.

I knew what it was from.  I was just being coy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on November 07, 2008, 12:35:14 PM
Quote from: JD on November 07, 2008, 12:24:41 PM
Quote from: Kerm on November 07, 2008, 10:33:54 AM
Quote from: JD on November 07, 2008, 10:32:29 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 07, 2008, 10:30:07 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 07, 2008, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 06, 2008, 08:34:11 PM
That scene with Michael, Dwight, and Jim was quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen on any episode

This.  I had to replay the whole hypothetical sales call scene over and over because I never really heard much of the show over my initial laughter at Bill Buttlicker.  I think that really was one of the funniest scenes in the show's history.

The best part was that Dwight was leaning in to Michael to "listen" to the call, and Michael would cover the mouthpiece with his hand when he didn't want the customer to hear him.

I agree with all of the above.  I think that was the most brilliant scene in this show's history.

My second favorite is probably when Jim turns Dwight's investigation about the joint around on him.  "No, when you walked in here, you said I'D be conducting the investigation.  Just how much marijuana have you smoked?"

What?  I'm gonna have to watch this episode again.  I totally missed that.  Or was that when they were in Dwight's car.  It was hard to hear for the music.

Sorry.  It was from an old episode.  It was my second-favorite scene in the show's history.

I knew what it was from.  I was just being coy.

Damn.  I think I was about 500 for my last 500 in identifying your sarcasm.  Time to start a new streak.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 08, 2008, 03:32:54 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 10:35:42 AM
Or, the one where Dwight's not even the manager in his fantasy of having a bed and breakfast in hell and he has an $80,000/year salary?  And, Jim wants to change rooms...

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager.  Even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner.  Co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it ... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: $80,000 a year.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on November 09, 2008, 07:20:38 PM
Quote from: djkkt6 on November 09, 2008, 06:40:00 PM
Quote from: Weebs on November 07, 2008, 09:27:43 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 09:15:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 07, 2008, 09:14:33 AM
It's been a great season, but holy crap, enough with the Jim and Pam drama.  Marry them and go back to showing funny things in the office.

I could care less about Jim and Pam.  It's like...the C story behind Jim and Dwight's shennanigans and the Andy/Angela/Dwight trifecta.

I'm about as tired of the Andy/Angela/Dwight stuff as I am Jim and Pam.  That story's been going on since last season, but unlike the original Jim/Pam story, I don't think anybody really cares what happens with those three.  I do get the feeling, however, that all this Pam stuff is just setting up whatever that spinoff would be.  I couldn't see them taking Jim or Pam off the show, but I guess if they were going to give another series to any of the characters, it would be those two (or Dwight).  Also, I'm pretty sure at the beginning of this season, they said that Pam was going to be in school for 3 months.  The first episode took out about 7 weeks.  It has to be done with by like next week, doesn't it?

As long as they have more Jim/Dwight stuff though, it's all gravy.  Glorious, glorious gravy.
Wow.  Way too much analysis.  It's just a TV show.  A very hilarious one.  You should stop analyzing so much and just watch and laugh!

You're never going to get anywhere with that sales pitch. The sun comes up, you pay taxes, and Weebs tries to ruin The Office for everyone.

This is life.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on November 09, 2008, 07:24:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2008, 03:32:54 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 10:35:42 AM
Or, the one where Dwight's not even the manager in his fantasy of having a bed and breakfast in hell and he has an $80,000/year salary?  And, Jim wants to change rooms...

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager.  Even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner.  Co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it ... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: $80,000 a year.

That was, indeed, a fantastic exchange.  Here is the one I was thinking of (from this site (http://drtytus.com/officequotes/2.20.html) with a bunch of good 'uns):

Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight: I would remember.
Jim: Well how could you, if it just erased your memory?
Dwight: That's not how it works.
Jim: Now how do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you!
Jim: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 09:10:55 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 09, 2008, 07:24:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2008, 03:32:54 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 10:35:42 AM
Or, the one where Dwight's not even the manager in his fantasy of having a bed and breakfast in hell and he has an $80,000/year salary?  And, Jim wants to change rooms...

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager.  Even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner.  Co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it ... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: $80,000 a year.

That was, indeed, a fantastic exchange.  Here is the one I was thinking of (from this site (http://drtytus.com/officequotes/2.20.html) with a bunch of good 'uns):

Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight: I would remember.
Jim: Well how could you, if it just erased your memory?
Dwight: That's not how it works.
Jim: Now how do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you!
Jim: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?

Also really good.  I think I laughed more at the Hell Convention one with sheets of fire and changing rooms.

I like the one where Jim comes in dressed as Dwight and says "Bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on November 10, 2008, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 09:10:55 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 09, 2008, 07:24:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2008, 03:32:54 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 10:35:42 AM
Or, the one where Dwight's not even the manager in his fantasy of having a bed and breakfast in hell and he has an $80,000/year salary?  And, Jim wants to change rooms...

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager.  Even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner.  Co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it ... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: $80,000 a year.

That was, indeed, a fantastic exchange.  Here is the one I was thinking of (from this site (http://drtytus.com/officequotes/2.20.html) with a bunch of good 'uns):

Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight: I would remember.
Jim: Well how could you, if it just erased your memory?
Dwight: That's not how it works.
Jim: Now how do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you!
Jim: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?

Also really good.  I think I laughed more at the Hell Convention one with sheets of fire and changing rooms.

I like the one where Jim comes in dressed as Dwight and says "Bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica."

You know, I always see that quote as "Bears.  Beets.  Battlestar Gallactica" but I always thought it was "Bears beats Battlestar Gallactica."  I think the latter makes more sense.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on November 10, 2008, 11:11:26 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 10, 2008, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 09:10:55 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 09, 2008, 07:24:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2008, 03:32:54 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 10:35:42 AM
Or, the one where Dwight's not even the manager in his fantasy of having a bed and breakfast in hell and he has an $80,000/year salary?  And, Jim wants to change rooms...

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager.  Even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner.  Co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it ... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: $80,000 a year.

That was, indeed, a fantastic exchange.  Here is the one I was thinking of (from this site (http://drtytus.com/officequotes/2.20.html) with a bunch of good 'uns):

Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight: I would remember.
Jim: Well how could you, if it just erased your memory?
Dwight: That's not how it works.
Jim: Now how do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you!
Jim: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?

Also really good.  I think I laughed more at the Hell Convention one with sheets of fire and changing rooms.

I like the one where Jim comes in dressed as Dwight and says "Bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica."

You know, I always see that quote as "Bears.  Beets.  Battlestar Gallactica" but I always thought it was "Bears beats Battlestar Gallactica."  I think the latter makes more sense.

You're wrong again.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 11:40:25 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 10, 2008, 11:11:26 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 10, 2008, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 09:10:55 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 09, 2008, 07:24:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2008, 03:32:54 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 10:35:42 AM
Or, the one where Dwight's not even the manager in his fantasy of having a bed and breakfast in hell and he has an $80,000/year salary?  And, Jim wants to change rooms...

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager.  Even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner.  Co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it ... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: $80,000 a year.

That was, indeed, a fantastic exchange.  Here is the one I was thinking of (from this site (http://drtytus.com/officequotes/2.20.html) with a bunch of good 'uns):

Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight: I would remember.
Jim: Well how could you, if it just erased your memory?
Dwight: That's not how it works.
Jim: Now how do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you!
Jim: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?

Also really good.  I think I laughed more at the Hell Convention one with sheets of fire and changing rooms.

I like the one where Jim comes in dressed as Dwight and says "Bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica."

You know, I always see that quote as "Bears.  Beets.  Battlestar Gallactica" but I always thought it was "Bears beats Battlestar Gallactica."  I think the latter makes more sense.

You're wrong again.

Weebs, man...you're even more wrong tham I am on most things.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on November 10, 2008, 11:43:16 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 11:40:25 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 10, 2008, 11:11:26 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 10, 2008, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 09:10:55 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 09, 2008, 07:24:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2008, 03:32:54 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 10:35:42 AM
Or, the one where Dwight's not even the manager in his fantasy of having a bed and breakfast in hell and he has an $80,000/year salary?  And, Jim wants to change rooms...

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager.  Even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner.  Co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it ... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: $80,000 a year.

That was, indeed, a fantastic exchange.  Here is the one I was thinking of (from this site (http://drtytus.com/officequotes/2.20.html) with a bunch of good 'uns):

Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight: I would remember.
Jim: Well how could you, if it just erased your memory?
Dwight: That's not how it works.
Jim: Now how do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you!
Jim: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?

Also really good.  I think I laughed more at the Hell Convention one with sheets of fire and changing rooms.

I like the one where Jim comes in dressed as Dwight and says "Bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica."

You know, I always see that quote as "Bears.  Beets.  Battlestar Gallactica" but I always thought it was "Bears beats Battlestar Gallactica."  I think the latter makes more sense.

You're wrong again.

Weebs, man...you're even more wrong tham I am on most things.

How is it wrong?  I thought Dwight sees bears as the enemy.  Therefore, it would be an insult for a bear to defeat Battlestar Gallactica...despite the fact that it's nearly impossible.  In fact, right after Jim says it, Dwight sounds like he's starting to defend that claim before realizing something is going on, saying something like, "Well that's just...wait, what's going on here?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on November 10, 2008, 11:44:06 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 10, 2008, 11:43:16 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 11:40:25 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 10, 2008, 11:11:26 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 10, 2008, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 09:10:55 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 09, 2008, 07:24:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2008, 03:32:54 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 10:35:42 AM
Or, the one where Dwight's not even the manager in his fantasy of having a bed and breakfast in hell and he has an $80,000/year salary?  And, Jim wants to change rooms...

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager.  Even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner.  Co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it ... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: $80,000 a year.

That was, indeed, a fantastic exchange.  Here is the one I was thinking of (from this site (http://drtytus.com/officequotes/2.20.html) with a bunch of good 'uns):

Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight: I would remember.
Jim: Well how could you, if it just erased your memory?
Dwight: That's not how it works.
Jim: Now how do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you!
Jim: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?

Also really good.  I think I laughed more at the Hell Convention one with sheets of fire and changing rooms.

I like the one where Jim comes in dressed as Dwight and says "Bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica."

You know, I always see that quote as "Bears.  Beets.  Battlestar Gallactica" but I always thought it was "Bears beats Battlestar Gallactica."  I think the latter makes more sense.

You're wrong again.

Weebs, man...you're even more wrong tham I am on most things.

How is it wrong?  I thought Dwight sees bears as the enemy.  Therefore, it would be an insult for a bear to defeat Battlestar Gallactica...despite the fact that it's nearly impossible.  In fact, right after Jim says it, Dwight sounds like he's starting to defend that claim before realizing something is going on, saying something like, "Well that's just...wait, what's going on here?"

Stop watching this show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on November 10, 2008, 11:48:26 AM
Quote from: 5laky on November 10, 2008, 11:44:06 AM
Stop watching this show.

It's hard to imagine that this is actually my second favorite show on TV behind Always Sunny.  Also hard to imagine that I ever find anything enjoyable...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on November 10, 2008, 11:48:59 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 10, 2008, 11:43:16 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 11:40:25 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 10, 2008, 11:11:26 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 10, 2008, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 09:10:55 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 09, 2008, 07:24:35 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2008, 03:32:54 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 07, 2008, 10:35:42 AM
Or, the one where Dwight's not even the manager in his fantasy of having a bed and breakfast in hell and he has an $80,000/year salary?  And, Jim wants to change rooms...

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager.  Even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner.  Co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it ... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: $80,000 a year.

That was, indeed, a fantastic exchange.  Here is the one I was thinking of (from this site (http://drtytus.com/officequotes/2.20.html) with a bunch of good 'uns):

Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight: I would remember.
Jim: Well how could you, if it just erased your memory?
Dwight: That's not how it works.
Jim: Now how do you know how it works?
Dwight: Knock it off, okay, I'm interviewing you!
Jim: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?

Also really good.  I think I laughed more at the Hell Convention one with sheets of fire and changing rooms.

I like the one where Jim comes in dressed as Dwight and says "Bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica."

You know, I always see that quote as "Bears.  Beets.  Battlestar Gallactica" but I always thought it was "Bears beats Battlestar Gallactica."  I think the latter makes more sense.

You're wrong again.

Weebs, man...you're even more wrong tham I am on most things.

How is it wrong?  I thought Dwight sees bears as the enemy.  Therefore, it would be an insult for a bear to defeat Battlestar Gallactica...despite the fact that it's nearly impossible.  In fact, right after Jim says it, Dwight sounds like he's starting to defend that claim before realizing something is going on, saying something like, "Well that's just...wait, what's going on here?"

He works on a gosh darn beet farm
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 11:54:11 AM
The quote from the episode, Product Recall, is (Link:  http://www.officequotes.net/no3-20.php (http://www.officequotes.net/no3-20.php)):

Jim: [Dressed as Dwight] It's kind of blurry. [puts on his glasses] That's better. [exhales] Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim: False. Black bear.

Dwight: Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought---

Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: Bears do not--- What is going on--- What are you doing?!


Dwight was preparing to say that bears don't eat beets, not to refute that bears will beat Battlestar Galactica.  This is way too much analysis.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on November 10, 2008, 11:55:50 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 11:54:11 AM
The quote from the episode, Product Recall, is (Link:  http://www.officequotes.net/no3-20.php (http://www.officequotes.net/no3-20.php)):

Jim: [Dressed as Dwight] It's kind of blurry. [puts on his glasses] That's better. [exhales] Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim: False. Black bear.

Dwight: Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought---

Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: Bears do not--- What is going on--- What are you doing?!


Dwight was preparing to say that bears don't eat beets, not to refute that bears will beat Battlestar Galactica.  This is way too much analysis.

I forgot he said "Bears eat beets"......I hate me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 12:13:42 PM
Quote from: Weebs on November 10, 2008, 11:55:50 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 10, 2008, 11:54:11 AM
The quote from the episode, Product Recall, is (Link:  http://www.officequotes.net/no3-20.php (http://www.officequotes.net/no3-20.php)):

Jim: [Dressed as Dwight] It's kind of blurry. [puts on his glasses] That's better. [exhales] Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim: False. Black bear.

Dwight: Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought---

Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: Bears do not--- What is going on--- What are you doing?!


Dwight was preparing to say that bears don't eat beets, not to refute that bears will beat Battlestar Galactica.  This is way too much analysis.

I forgot he said "Bears eat beets"......I hate me.

On the other hand, I did research and was right about something.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on November 10, 2008, 12:16:10 PM
I hate you all. Intensely.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on November 10, 2008, 01:02:36 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 10, 2008, 12:16:10 PM
I hate you all. Intensely.

This thread makes me not want to watch this show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 10, 2008, 01:18:00 PM
Quote from: Kerm on November 10, 2008, 01:02:36 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 10, 2008, 12:16:10 PM
I hate you all. Intensely.

This thread makes me not want to watch this show.

I never realized how much this show sucks. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on November 10, 2008, 02:28:59 PM
Quote from: JD on November 10, 2008, 01:18:00 PM
Quote from: Kerm on November 10, 2008, 01:02:36 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 10, 2008, 12:16:10 PM
I hate you all. Intensely.

This thread makes me not want to watch this show.

I never realized how much this show sucks. 

I didn't either, until I anal-ized it and found out it did.  I'm glad I did.  Anal-ized it, that is.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 10, 2008, 11:46:30 PM
Quote from: Kerm on November 10, 2008, 01:02:36 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 10, 2008, 12:16:10 PM
I hate you all. Intensely.

This thread makes me not want to watch this show.

If you still had MOD powers, you could erase every single Weebs post in this thread, as well as any post quoting him.  Then we could all pretend it never happened.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 11, 2008, 06:18:14 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 10, 2008, 02:28:59 PM
Quote from: JD on November 10, 2008, 01:18:00 PM
Quote from: Kerm on November 10, 2008, 01:02:36 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 10, 2008, 12:16:10 PM
I hate you all. Intensely.

This thread makes me not want to watch this show.

I never realized how much this show sucks. 

I didn't either, until I anal-ized it and found out it did.  I'm glad I did.  Anal-ized it, that is.

(http://i34.tinypic.com/14uw9qa.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on November 13, 2008, 09:09:13 PM
They totally stole Tdubbs shtick about beering two long islands from the barkeep, sil vous plait. Andy was awesome in this episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on November 13, 2008, 10:15:15 PM
Quote from: RV on November 13, 2008, 09:09:13 PM
They totally stole Tdubbs shtick about beering two long islands from the barkeep, sil vous plait. Andy was awesome in this episode.

Andy was the balls, and so was Michael, for once actually being a dick to Wallace because apparently it's his fault that he was used by the chick from Reno 911.

Also, thank Christ the Pam in New York story is finally over.  I hope Ryan will start being a dick again though.  He was a little bitch for these first few episodes.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 13, 2008, 10:47:36 PM
And he was delightful!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 14, 2008, 06:09:39 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 13, 2008, 10:47:36 PM
And he was delightful!

Kristen Bell needs to be in every TV show ever.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on November 14, 2008, 09:23:49 AM
You will thank me when they spank thee.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on November 14, 2008, 09:31:31 AM
Quote from: RV on November 13, 2008, 09:09:13 PM
They totally stole Tdubbs shtick about beering two long islands from the barkeep, sil vous plait. Andy was awesome in this episode.

It's true what they say, Long Islands in Canada are way stronger.  and they equal bad decisions in a glass.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 14, 2008, 09:37:06 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 14, 2008, 09:31:31 AM
Quote from: RV on November 13, 2008, 09:09:13 PM
They totally stole Tdubbs shtick about beering two long islands from the barkeep, sil vous plait. Andy was awesome in this episode.

It's true what they say, Long Islands in Canada are way stronger.  and they equal bad decisions in a glass.

See...how can this be possible?  The drink is made entirely of alcohol. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on November 17, 2008, 11:53:21 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 13, 2008, 10:15:15 PM
Also, thank Christ the Pam in New York story is finally over.  I hope Ryan will start being a dick again though.  He was a little bitch for these first few episodes.

Seconded.  I was so annoyed at the beginning of the episode when they pretended it was going to continue dragging on.

It's also good to see Pam give up on her dreams so quickly.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 17, 2008, 11:57:47 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 17, 2008, 11:53:21 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 13, 2008, 10:15:15 PM
Also, thank Christ the Pam in New York story is finally over.  I hope Ryan will start being a dick again though.  He was a little bitch for these first few episodes.

Seconded.  I was so annoyed at the beginning of the episode when they pretended it was going to continue dragging on.

It's also good to see Pam give up on her dreams so quickly.

And Weebs says it's not realistic. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on November 17, 2008, 12:04:25 PM
Quote from: Kerm on November 17, 2008, 11:53:21 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 13, 2008, 10:15:15 PM
Also, thank Christ the Pam in New York story is finally over.  I hope Ryan will start being a dick again though.  He was a little bitch for these first few episodes.

Seconded.  I was so annoyed at the beginning of the episode when they pretended it was going to continue dragging on.

It's also good to see Pam give up on her dreams so quickly.

I like how Dwight finally acknowledged that Pam was a really shitty artist.  When you see her various pieces throughout the series (that's what she said), pretty much all of them suck.  Oscar and his gay pal Gil were the only ones who pointed it out before.  It's nice to know the writers didn't actually want to make her any good.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 17, 2008, 01:39:06 PM
Quote from: Weebs on November 17, 2008, 12:04:25 PM
When you see her various pieces throughout the series (that's what she said)

I don't get it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on November 17, 2008, 01:46:04 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 17, 2008, 01:39:06 PM
Quote from: Weebs on November 17, 2008, 12:04:25 PM
When you see her various pieces throughout the series (that's what she said)

I don't get it.

Pieces...like boobies...yeah I don't get it either.  It just felt right.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: ChuckD on November 17, 2008, 09:18:13 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 17, 2008, 01:39:06 PM
Quote from: Weebs on November 17, 2008, 12:04:25 PM
When you see her various pieces throughout the series (that's what she said)

I don't get it.

A thousand words.
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/slayer320/Untitled-5.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on November 17, 2008, 11:47:33 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 17, 2008, 09:18:13 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 17, 2008, 01:39:06 PM
Quote from: Weebs on November 17, 2008, 12:04:25 PM
When you see her various pieces throughout the series (that's what she said)

I don't get it.

A thousand words.
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/slayer320/Untitled-5.jpg)

Chuck, you are a god.  That wins the internet.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 18, 2008, 05:55:05 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 17, 2008, 09:18:13 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 17, 2008, 01:39:06 PM
Quote from: Weebs on November 17, 2008, 12:04:25 PM
When you see her various pieces throughout the series (that's what she said)

I don't get it.

A thousand words.
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/slayer320/Untitled-5.jpg)

You can't see me, but you're getting a Standing O.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on November 18, 2008, 08:00:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 18, 2008, 05:55:05 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 17, 2008, 09:18:13 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 17, 2008, 01:39:06 PM
Quote from: Weebs on November 17, 2008, 12:04:25 PM
When you see her various pieces throughout the series (that's what she said)

I don't get it.

A thousand words.
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/slayer320/Untitled-5.jpg)

You can't see me, but you're getting a Standing O.

Great.  Now you're gonna have crusty leg hair for the rest of the day.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 20, 2008, 11:11:24 PM
Not to get all Weebsy, but the Michael framing Toby thing tonight was a little too much.  Too over-the-top, even for Michael.

Still, the look on Creed's face when he thought the cops were coming for him was great.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on November 21, 2008, 12:29:47 AM
Dwight's perfect crime was the best part of the show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Wheezer on November 21, 2008, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 17, 2008, 09:18:13 PM
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/slayer320/Untitled-5.jpg)

So "Lassie" is a go, then?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 21, 2008, 09:05:46 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 20, 2008, 11:11:24 PM
Not to get all Weebsy, but the Michael framing Toby thing tonight was a little too much.  Too over-the-top, even for Michael.

Still, the look on Creed's face when he thought the cops were coming for him was great.

I liked that they had more Dwight following Michael stuff.  I also liked no Angela/Andy/Dwight drama.  I also like no more Ryan which means we don't have to see him and Kelly making out. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on November 21, 2008, 09:20:26 AM
Quote from: JD on November 21, 2008, 09:05:46 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 20, 2008, 11:11:24 PM
Not to get all Weebsy, but the Michael framing Toby thing tonight was a little too much.  Too over-the-top, even for Michael.

Still, the look on Creed's face when he thought the cops were coming for him was great.

I liked that they had more Dwight following Michael stuff.  I also liked no Angela/Andy/Dwight drama.  I also like no more Ryan which means we don't have to see him and Kelly making out. 

I found it odd that they made a big deal over Pam thinking the microwave was disgusting, and then they just suddenly dropped it.  I'm guessing it will lead to people in the office not like Pam anymore, and she'll eventually quit.  Dwight following and working with Michael again was awesome though.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 21, 2008, 09:33:47 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 21, 2008, 09:20:26 AM
Quote from: JD on November 21, 2008, 09:05:46 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 20, 2008, 11:11:24 PM
Not to get all Weebsy, but the Michael framing Toby thing tonight was a little too much.  Too over-the-top, even for Michael.

Still, the look on Creed's face when he thought the cops were coming for him was great.

I liked that they had more Dwight following Michael stuff.  I also liked no Angela/Andy/Dwight drama.  I also like no more Ryan which means we don't have to see him and Kelly making out. 

I found it odd that they made a big deal over Pam thinking the microwave was disgusting, and then they just suddenly dropped it.  I'm guessing it will lead to people in the office not like Pam anymore, and she'll eventually quit.  Dwight following and working with Michael again was awesome though.

I liked that the only person that agreed with her about the letter was Angela.  And Ryan.  But he was just trying to get her to clean it.  He's such a SNAKE!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on November 21, 2008, 12:00:08 PM
Quote from: JD on November 21, 2008, 09:33:47 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 21, 2008, 09:20:26 AM
Quote from: JD on November 21, 2008, 09:05:46 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 20, 2008, 11:11:24 PM
Not to get all Weebsy, but the Michael framing Toby thing tonight was a little too much.  Too over-the-top, even for Michael.

Still, the look on Creed's face when he thought the cops were coming for him was great.

I liked that they had more Dwight following Michael stuff.  I also liked no Angela/Andy/Dwight drama.  I also like no more Ryan which means we don't have to see him and Kelly making out. 

I found it odd that they made a big deal over Pam thinking the microwave was disgusting, and then they just suddenly dropped it.  I'm guessing it will lead to people in the office not like Pam anymore, and she'll eventually quit.  Dwight following and working with Michael again was awesome though.

I liked that the only person that agreed with her about the letter was Angela.  And Ryan.  But he was just trying to get her to clean it.  He's such a SNAKE!

AND A WEASEL
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 21, 2008, 08:02:15 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on November 21, 2008, 12:00:08 PM
Quote from: JD on November 21, 2008, 09:33:47 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 21, 2008, 09:20:26 AM
Quote from: JD on November 21, 2008, 09:05:46 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 20, 2008, 11:11:24 PM
Not to get all Weebsy, but the Michael framing Toby thing tonight was a little too much.  Too over-the-top, even for Michael.

Still, the look on Creed's face when he thought the cops were coming for him was great.

I liked that they had more Dwight following Michael stuff.  I also liked no Angela/Andy/Dwight drama.  I also like no more Ryan which means we don't have to see him and Kelly making out. 

I found it odd that they made a big deal over Pam thinking the microwave was disgusting, and then they just suddenly dropped it.  I'm guessing it will lead to people in the office not like Pam anymore, and she'll eventually quit.  Dwight following and working with Michael again was awesome though.

I liked that the only person that agreed with her about the letter was Angela.  And Ryan.  But he was just trying to get her to clean it.  He's such a SNAKE!

AND A WEASEL

Just one of the many things I've learned from Scream 2.

Also


I love catching people in the act.  It's why I always sling open doors.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on December 02, 2008, 11:13:47 AM
Quote from: butthead on November 21, 2008, 12:29:47 AM
Dwight's perfect crime was the best part of the show.

Thi.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 02, 2008, 12:30:36 PM
Quote from: Kerm on December 02, 2008, 11:13:47 AM
Quote from: butthead on November 21, 2008, 12:29:47 AM
Dwight's perfect crime was the best part of the show.

Thi.

I totally got that Kurt Evans Photoshop.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on December 04, 2008, 09:21:27 PM
Hey Tuna.  Tuna sandwich.  Just like you.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on December 05, 2008, 09:01:50 AM
The interview with Michael in the bloody man-fur was outstanding.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on December 05, 2008, 09:49:50 AM
I loved when the camera panned from a shot of Meredith with Solitaire on her computer screen to a shot of Creed with Solitaire on his computer screen.  I know Creed is always playing, but I thought that shot was great.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on December 05, 2008, 12:39:42 PM
Andy stepping in cowshit in the kitchen was funny, but not very realistic. I need a ruling.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on December 05, 2008, 12:48:12 PM
Quote from: BH on December 05, 2008, 12:39:42 PM
Andy stepping in cowshit in the kitchen was funny, but not very realistic. I need a ruling.

That was such a great, "Sideshow Bob and the rakes" moment.  I loved his, "Why is this even IN here?!"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on December 05, 2008, 10:58:13 PM
You're the silent killer.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on December 10, 2008, 02:42:14 PM
Quote from: JD on December 05, 2008, 10:58:13 PM
You're the silent killer.

Mose throwing the pumpkin at Andy's head was pretty funny, too.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on December 10, 2008, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on December 10, 2008, 02:42:14 PM
Quote from: JD on December 05, 2008, 10:58:13 PM
You're the silent killer.

Mose throwing the pumpkin at Andy's head was pretty funny, too.

I liked how Andy was playing with him like he was a kid that needed to be distracted.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on December 10, 2008, 03:37:55 PM
Quote from: Kerm on December 10, 2008, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on December 10, 2008, 02:42:14 PM
Quote from: JD on December 05, 2008, 10:58:13 PM
You're the silent killer.

Mose throwing the pumpkin at Andy's head was pretty funny, too.

I liked how Andy was playing with him like he was a kid that needed to be distracted.

I know it's probably lame, but I laugh out loud when Michael mispronounces words, especially his urklenomically designed chairs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on December 11, 2008, 09:21:33 PM
I watched the episode during halftime. Wow - there are too many lines to even remember. Just an awesome episode.


"I have a deposit! An alcoholic!"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on December 12, 2008, 12:43:36 AM
I like the Dwight/doll storyline.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on December 12, 2008, 01:47:34 AM
Well that was definitely one of the funniest episodes I've seen.  Dwight was pretty incredible in the episode, particularly explaining what he'd do if Meredith walked back into the office when she was dead.  Golden.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on December 12, 2008, 09:41:15 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 12, 2008, 01:47:34 AM
Well that was definitely one of the funniest episodes I've seen.  Dwight was pretty incredible in the episode, particularly explaining what he'd do if Meredith walked back into the office when she was dead.  Golden.

Then it HAS to be the funniest we've seen too!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on December 13, 2008, 08:01:21 PM
"What happens tomorrow, when you come into work and you're dead?"
"I'll stab her in the brain with a wooden stick.  (In the conference room) There are many effective methods to kill a zombie.  The most satisfying is stabbing them in the brain with a wooden stick."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on December 15, 2008, 12:24:04 AM
Quote from:  Michael Scott

As it turns out, you can't just check someone into rehab against their will.  They have to do it voluntarily.  They have to hit rock bottom.  So I think I know what I need to do, at this point.  I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. 

Umm, I think I can do it. 

I did it with Jan.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on December 15, 2008, 02:09:40 PM
http://www.princessunicorndoll.com/index.shtml

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on December 15, 2008, 02:48:54 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on December 15, 2008, 02:09:40 PM
http://www.princessunicorndoll.com/index.shtml



The testimonials are great.

QuoteThe people from Toys-For-Tots were very excited to get it.
- Toby F.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 16, 2008, 07:01:23 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on December 15, 2008, 02:09:40 PM
http://www.princessunicorndoll.com/index.shtml



What intricate detail.

Especially the slight dimple in the girl's forehead from the Princess' horn...

(http://i35.tinypic.com/2zdpzc9.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on December 16, 2008, 07:27:24 AM
Guh (http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/jack-black-to-g.html)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 16, 2008, 07:33:35 AM
QuoteThe Office's post-Super Bowl episode just scored the equivalent of a touchdown with a two-point conversion: Jack Black has signed on to guest star in the hour-long episode, sources confirm to me exclusively.

I'm not even sure getting Jack Black is the equivalent of converting a second-and-1.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on December 16, 2008, 07:41:18 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 16, 2008, 07:33:35 AM
QuoteThe Office's post-Super Bowl episode just scored the equivalent of a touchdown with a two-point conversion: Jack Black has signed on to guest star in the hour-long episode, sources confirm to me exclusively.

I'm not even sure getting Jack Black is the equivalent of converting a second-and-1.

A fumbled exchange on 3rd and 13? A shovel pass that hits the offensive guard in the butt and falls harmlessly to the ground on 1st down? Perhaps a kickoff return that gets returned 7 yards by a up man?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 16, 2008, 07:49:21 AM
Quote from: 5laky on December 16, 2008, 07:41:18 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 16, 2008, 07:33:35 AM
QuoteThe Office's post-Super Bowl episode just scored the equivalent of a touchdown with a two-point conversion: Jack Black has signed on to guest star in the hour-long episode, sources confirm to me exclusively.

I'm not even sure getting Jack Black is the equivalent of converting a second-and-1.

A fumbled exchange on 3rd and 13? A shovel pass that hits the offensive guard in the butt and falls harmlessly to the ground on 1st down? Perhaps a kickoff return that gets returned 7 yards by a up man?

A punt into the wind that lands behind the punter.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on December 16, 2008, 08:10:05 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 16, 2008, 07:49:21 AM
Quote from: 5laky on December 16, 2008, 07:41:18 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 16, 2008, 07:33:35 AM
QuoteThe Office's post-Super Bowl episode just scored the equivalent of a touchdown with a two-point conversion: Jack Black has signed on to guest star in the hour-long episode, sources confirm to me exclusively.

I'm not even sure getting Jack Black is the equivalent of converting a second-and-1.

A fumbled exchange on 3rd and 13? A shovel pass that hits the offensive guard in the butt and falls harmlessly to the ground on 1st down? Perhaps a kickoff return that gets returned 7 yards by a up man?

A punt into the wind that lands behind the punter.



A fullback dive with possible playoffs on the line?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on December 16, 2008, 09:46:45 AM
I'm going to go with "A shovel pass that hits the offensive guard in the butt and falls harmlessly to the ground on 1st down."  That's a winner.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on December 16, 2008, 10:51:25 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on December 16, 2008, 07:27:24 AM
Guh (http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/jack-black-to-g.html)

God damnit.  Can't he stick to ruining things that I have no interest in watching, like the Hawaii Bowl?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on December 16, 2008, 11:03:52 AM
Quote from: Kerm on December 16, 2008, 10:51:25 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on December 16, 2008, 07:27:24 AM
Guh (http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/jack-black-to-g.html)

God damnit.  Can't he stick to ruining things that I have no interest in watching, like the Hawaii Bowl?

Or the Unconventional Butler?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on December 16, 2008, 11:09:05 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on December 16, 2008, 11:03:52 AM
Quote from: Kerm on December 16, 2008, 10:51:25 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on December 16, 2008, 07:27:24 AM
Guh (http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/jack-black-to-g.html)

God damnit.  Can't he stick to ruining things that I have no interest in watching, like the Hawaii Bowl?

Or the Unconventional Butler?

The movie, or the butler?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on December 16, 2008, 03:40:39 PM
The Jack Black impending fail is canceled out by this:

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/exclusive-jessi.html

There are more bad football metaphors, too.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on December 16, 2008, 03:48:23 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 16, 2008, 03:40:39 PM
The Jack Black impending fail is canceled out by this:

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/exclusive-jessi.html

There are more bad football metaphors, too.



After hearing those deets, I can't WAIT for that ep!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on December 16, 2008, 03:51:17 PM
Quote from: Kerm on December 16, 2008, 03:48:23 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 16, 2008, 03:40:39 PM
The Jack Black impending fail is canceled out by this:

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/exclusive-jessi.html

There are more bad football metaphors, too.



After hearing those deets, I can't WAIT for that ep!

Natch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 17, 2008, 05:35:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 16, 2008, 03:40:39 PM
The Jack Black impending fail is canceled out by this:

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/exclusive-jessi.html

There are more bad football metaphors, too.



Hey, it's the Super Bowl, not the Miss America Pageant.

In the Super Bowl, they kick a punt.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kerm on December 17, 2008, 10:49:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2008, 05:35:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 16, 2008, 03:40:39 PM
The Jack Black impending fail is canceled out by this:

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/exclusive-jessi.html

There are more bad football metaphors, too.



Hey, it's the Super Bowl, not the Miss America Pageant.

In the Super Bowl, they kick a punt.

This isn't what the Puckcast is going to be like, is it?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on December 17, 2008, 11:15:59 AM
Quote from: Kerm on December 17, 2008, 10:49:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2008, 05:35:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 16, 2008, 03:40:39 PM
The Jack Black impending fail is canceled out by this:

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/exclusive-jessi.html

There are more bad football metaphors, too.



Hey, it's the Super Bowl, not the Miss America Pageant.

In the Super Bowl, they kick a punt.

This isn't what the Puckcast is going to be like, is it?

You've never listened to one of those, have you?

me either.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 17, 2008, 12:33:46 PM
Quote from: Kerm on December 17, 2008, 10:49:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 17, 2008, 05:35:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 16, 2008, 03:40:39 PM
The Jack Black impending fail is canceled out by this:

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/exclusive-jessi.html

There are more bad football metaphors, too.



Hey, it's the Super Bowl, not the Miss America Pageant.

In the Super Bowl, they kick a punt.

This isn't what the Puckcast is going to be like, is it?

Nah, here's where my "A" material shows up. I pretty much mail in the Puckcast.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on December 18, 2008, 11:44:01 AM
My horn can pierce the sky.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on January 15, 2009, 08:43:52 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.

Which 5? 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:46:13 PM
Quote from: JD on January 15, 2009, 08:43:52 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.

Which 5? 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on January 15, 2009, 08:48:24 PM
Andy tried to hit Dwight with his car?  Unrealistic!

Michael sat and ate his food after the meeting was over? Awkward!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on January 15, 2009, 08:57:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:46:13 PM
Quote from: JD on January 15, 2009, 08:43:52 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.

Which 5? 


Oh.  You meant the first ones.  Gotcha.


I have the stomach flu.  Cut me some slak.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 09:03:19 PM
Quote from: JD on January 15, 2009, 08:57:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:46:13 PM
Quote from: JD on January 15, 2009, 08:43:52 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.

Which 5? 


Oh.  You meant the first ones.  Gotcha.


I have the stomach flu.  Cut me some slak.

Always, jot.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on January 15, 2009, 09:45:54 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 09:03:19 PM
Quote from: JD on January 15, 2009, 08:57:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:46:13 PM
Quote from: JD on January 15, 2009, 08:43:52 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.

Which 5? 


Oh.  You meant the first ones.  Gotcha.


I have the stomach flu.  Cut me some slak.

Always, jot.

You're welcome!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on January 15, 2009, 10:07:42 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.

Get out of my brain, Slaky.  I was thinking the very same thing myself.  I thought maybe it was just because I missed the show since it last aired a new episode. 

You just knew that Michael was going to break the news to to Andy at the last possible minute, and yet it was still hilarious when he did.

And Dwight essentially admitting that he drilled Angela on Oscar's desk was several varieties of awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on January 16, 2009, 01:10:06 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 15, 2009, 10:07:42 PM
And Dwight essentially admitting that he drilled Angela on Oscar's desk was several varieties of awesome.

The look of horror on Oscar's face was at least a couple varieties of awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on January 16, 2009, 09:19:24 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.

Agreed.  The first half of the episode was awesome.  But (not to get Weebsy here) the second half sort of fell apart for me.  The car scene was a little bit UNREALISTIC much.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on January 16, 2009, 09:30:57 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 16, 2009, 09:19:24 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 15, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.

Agreed.  The first half of the episode was awesome.  But (not to get Weebsy here) the second half sort of fell apart for me.  The car scene was a little bit UNREALISTIC much.

I thought it was pretty funny how everyone was expecting violent death and instead he barely pinned him in the bush and Dwight's leg fell asleep. And then they just yelled childish insults at each other. I loved this episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on January 16, 2009, 09:41:57 AM
I happy for Andy that he got to nail Angela twice. She's kinda hot for an annoying bitch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on January 16, 2009, 09:49:13 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 09:41:57 AM
I happy for Andy that he got to nail Angela twice. She's kinda hot for an annoying bitch.

I'm trying to figure out if he really did or if he just made that up.  In earlier episodes it has been suggested that he hasn't.  Once, he talked about working out so he'll look good the first time she sees him naked on their wedding night and another time, when he got in trouble, he was punished by being sent back to first base or something.  Andy's reaction after he made this claim would almost seem to support this as well, as he rested his head oin the steering wheel in resignation.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on January 16, 2009, 09:57:37 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 16, 2009, 09:49:13 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 09:41:57 AM
I happy for Andy that he got to nail Angela twice. She's kinda hot for an annoying bitch.

I'm trying to figure out if he really did or if he just made that up.  In earlier episodes it has been suggested that he hasn't.  Once, he talked about working out so he'll look good the first time she sees him naked on their wedding night and another time, when he got in trouble, he was punished by being sent back to first base or something.  Andy's reaction after he made this claim would almost seem to support this as well, as he rested his head oin the steering wheel in resignation.

I bet that she relented and shared her most precious gift after Dwight pulled off the secret wedding.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on January 16, 2009, 09:59:46 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 16, 2009, 09:49:13 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 09:41:57 AM
I happy for Andy that he got to nail Angela twice. She's kinda hot for an annoying bitch.

I'm trying to figure out if he really did or if he just made that up.  In earlier episodes it has been suggested that he hasn't.  Once, he talked about working out so he'll look good the first time she sees him naked on their wedding night and another time, when he got in trouble, he was punished by being sent back to first base or something.  Andy's reaction after he made this claim would almost seem to support this as well, as he rested his head oin the steering wheel in resignation.

I thought he was telling the truth, but you might be right. It doesn't seem likely that he would score if he was sent back to first, especially if Dwight was hitting homers all over Oscar's desk the whole time.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 16, 2009, 11:21:58 AM

In my mind, the thought of Dwight and Angela has morphed into Angela having Lesbian Labia Tickle Time with Rachel Maddow. Rachel looks like Dwight anyway.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on January 21, 2009, 09:49:13 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 16, 2009, 09:41:57 AM
I happy for Andy that he got to nail Angela twice. She's kinda hot for an annoying bitch.

THANK YOU!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on January 23, 2009, 08:33:21 AM
I liked this episode.  I think the show is funniest when there isn't any plot-driven stuff to worry about.

"You know how I feel about IHOP.  Are you a socialist?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on January 23, 2009, 08:48:24 AM
Hillary Swank is not hot.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on January 23, 2009, 11:17:12 AM
Hillary Swank is hot 20% of the time provided she has long hair, isn't smiling and you can see side boob.

(http://www.nakedauthors.com/uploaded_images/HilarySwank-722453.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 23, 2009, 11:44:48 AM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 08:48:24 AM
Hillary Swank is not hot.

Hillary Swank is the prototype butterface.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on January 23, 2009, 11:47:58 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 23, 2009, 11:44:48 AM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 08:48:24 AM
Hillary Swank is not hot.

Hillary Swank is the prototype butterface.

(http://amysrobot.com/files/hilary_swank_running.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on January 23, 2009, 12:04:48 PM
Hot is a temperature.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on January 23, 2009, 12:23:23 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 23, 2009, 12:04:48 PM
Hot is a temperature.

Stanley's closing argument was outstanding. As was Michael's "I hear it's beautiful over there" about Vietnam.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 24, 2009, 08:58:17 AM
Quote from: RV on January 23, 2009, 12:23:23 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 23, 2009, 12:04:48 PM
Hot is a temperature.

Stanley's closing argument was outstanding. As was Michael's "I hear it's beautiful over there" about Vietnam.

And Dwight's shark fin during the "Jaws" theme.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:24:59 AM
Did anyone else watch Rainn Wilson on Leno last night?  He is really really really really really not funny at all.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on January 28, 2009, 10:29:46 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:24:59 AM
Did anyone else watch Rainn Wilson on Leno last night?  He is really really really really really not funny at all.

You watched Leno? Your time would have been better spent licking the floor of Sluggers.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:33:36 AM
Quote from: RV on January 28, 2009, 10:29:46 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:24:59 AM
Did anyone else watch Rainn Wilson on Leno last night?  He is really really really really really not funny at all.

You watched Leno? Your time would have been better spent licking the floor of Sluggers.



There was nothing else on [tdubbs] WHEN I WAS WORKING OUT AT THE GYM [/tdubbs].
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on January 28, 2009, 10:40:40 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:33:36 AM
Quote from: RV on January 28, 2009, 10:29:46 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:24:59 AM
Did anyone else watch Rainn Wilson on Leno last night?  He is really really really really really not funny at all.

You watched Leno? Your time would have been better spent licking the floor of Sluggers.



There was nothing else on [tdubbs] WHEN I WAS WORKING OUT AT THE GYM [/tdubbs].

Luckily on The Office, he doesn't play a character named Rainn Wilson.  Then that show wouldn't be that funny I suppose.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:52:24 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 28, 2009, 10:40:40 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:33:36 AM
Quote from: RV on January 28, 2009, 10:29:46 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:24:59 AM
Did anyone else watch Rainn Wilson on Leno last night?  He is really really really really really not funny at all.

You watched Leno? Your time would have been better spent licking the floor of Sluggers.



There was nothing else on [tdubbs] WHEN I WAS WORKING OUT AT THE GYM [/tdubbs].

Luckily on The Office, he doesn't play a character named Rainn Wilson.  Then that show wouldn't be that funny I suppose.

But it would be more REALISTIC.  I just thought it was interesting that the guy is clearly a good enough actor to play a very funny role without having any concept of what funny is.  They say Steve Martin is like that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on January 28, 2009, 11:06:48 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:24:59 AM
Did anyone else watch Rainn Wilson on Leno last night?  He is really really really really really not funny at all.

Leno'd
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on February 01, 2009, 10:54:54 PM
Booooooooo.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:30:36 AM
I thought it was funny.  I really enjoy how easily confused Andy is. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:30:36 AM
I thought it was funny.  I really enjoy how easily confused Andy is. 

This line was great:

"Meredith, you've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one.  Boom!  You're roasted!"

Other than that, I thought the episode was pretty terrible.  Can't the writers ever have anything go wrong with Jim and Pam, or does it always have to look like Jim's about to be in the doghouse and then suddenly Pam loves whatever he did?  It's called tension, fucknuckles!  You were awesome at it for three years.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:30:36 AM
I thought it was funny.  I really enjoy how easily confused Andy is. 

This line was great:

"Meredith, you've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one.  Boom!  You're roasted!"

Other than that, I thought the episode was pretty terrible.  Can't the writers ever have anything go wrong with Jim and Pam, or does it always have to look like Jim's about to be in the doghouse and then suddenly Pam loves whatever he did?  It's called tension, fucknuckles!  You were awesome at it for three years.

Yeah, I wish they were more like Ross and Rachel, too.  I want a series of break-ups and then them getting back together in a variety of awesome ways.  I'd like more "very special" Office episodes.  That would be stupendous. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on February 02, 2009, 08:06:33 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:30:36 AM
I thought it was funny.  I really enjoy how easily confused Andy is. 

This line was great:

"Meredith, you've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one.  Boom!  You're roasted!"

Other than that, I thought the episode was pretty terrible.  Can't the writers ever have anything go wrong with Jim and Pam, or does it always have to look like Jim's about to be in the doghouse and then suddenly Pam loves whatever he did?  It's called tension, fucknuckles!  You were awesome at it for three years.

Yeah, I wish they were more like Ross and Rachel, too.  I want a series of break-ups and then them getting back together in a variety of awesome ways.  I'd like more "very special" Office episodes.  That would be stupendous. 

Weebs, you're a fucking retard.  The tension was b/c they weren't together.  Now, they are.  Not every relationship is like the one you have with your Xbox where one day you hate it b/c you lost a game on Duty of Warship 7, but then the next day you love it b/c you killed a cyborg on Steamboat of Death 19. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on February 02, 2009, 08:45:32 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 02, 2009, 08:06:33 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:30:36 AM
I thought it was funny.  I really enjoy how easily confused Andy is. 

This line was great:

"Meredith, you've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one.  Boom!  You're roasted!"

Other than that, I thought the episode was pretty terrible.  Can't the writers ever have anything go wrong with Jim and Pam, or does it always have to look like Jim's about to be in the doghouse and then suddenly Pam loves whatever he did?  It's called tension, fucknuckles!  You were awesome at it for three years.

Yeah, I wish they were more like Ross and Rachel, too.  I want a series of break-ups and then them getting back together in a variety of awesome ways.  I'd like more "very special" Office episodes.  That would be stupendous. 

Weebs, you're a fucking retard.  The tension was b/c they weren't together.  Now, they are.  Not every relationship is like the one you have with your Xbox where one day you hate it b/c you lost a game on Duty of Warship 7, but then the next day you love it b/c you killed a cyborg on Steamboat of Death 19. 

Weebs, you're gheyer than Oscar.

BOOM! ya roasted.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on February 02, 2009, 08:50:49 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 02, 2009, 08:06:33 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:30:36 AM
I thought it was funny.  I really enjoy how easily confused Andy is. 

This line was great:

"Meredith, you've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one.  Boom!  You're roasted!"

Other than that, I thought the episode was pretty terrible.  Can't the writers ever have anything go wrong with Jim and Pam, or does it always have to look like Jim's about to be in the doghouse and then suddenly Pam loves whatever he did?  It's called tension, fucknuckles!  You were awesome at it for three years.

Yeah, I wish they were more like Ross and Rachel, too.  I want a series of break-ups and then them getting back together in a variety of awesome ways.  I'd like more "very special" Office episodes.  That would be stupendous. 

Weebs, you're a fucking retard.  The tension was b/c they weren't together.  Now, they are.  Not every relationship is like the one you have with your Xbox where one day you hate it b/c you lost a game on Duty of Warship 7, but then the next day you love it b/c you killed a cyborg on Steamboat of Death 19. 

THI.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: ChuckD on February 02, 2009, 08:52:46 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 02, 2009, 08:50:49 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 02, 2009, 08:06:33 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:30:36 AM
I thought it was funny.  I really enjoy how easily confused Andy is. 

This line was great:

"Meredith, you've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one.  Boom!  You're roasted!"

Other than that, I thought the episode was pretty terrible.  Can't the writers ever have anything go wrong with Jim and Pam, or does it always have to look like Jim's about to be in the doghouse and then suddenly Pam loves whatever he did?  It's called tension, fucknuckles!  You were awesome at it for three years.

Yeah, I wish they were more like Ross and Rachel, too.  I want a series of break-ups and then them getting back together in a variety of awesome ways.  I'd like more "very special" Office episodes.  That would be stupendous. 

Weebs, you're a fucking retard.  The tension was b/c they weren't together.  Now, they are.  Not every relationship is like the one you have with your Xbox where one day you hate it b/c you lost a game on Duty of Warship 7, but then the next day you love it b/c you killed a cyborg on Steamboat of Death 19. 

THI.



Me too.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: morpheus on February 02, 2009, 08:58:03 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 02, 2009, 08:52:46 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 02, 2009, 08:50:49 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 02, 2009, 08:06:33 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:30:36 AM
I thought it was funny.  I really enjoy how easily confused Andy is. 

This line was great:

"Meredith, you've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one.  Boom!  You're roasted!"

Other than that, I thought the episode was pretty terrible.  Can't the writers ever have anything go wrong with Jim and Pam, or does it always have to look like Jim's about to be in the doghouse and then suddenly Pam loves whatever he did?  It's called tension, fucknuckles!  You were awesome at it for three years.

Yeah, I wish they were more like Ross and Rachel, too.  I want a series of break-ups and then them getting back together in a variety of awesome ways.  I'd like more "very special" Office episodes.  That would be stupendous. 

Weebs, you're a fucking retard.  The tension was b/c they weren't together.  Now, they are.  Not every relationship is like the one you have with your Xbox where one day you hate it b/c you lost a game on Duty of Warship 7, but then the next day you love it b/c you killed a cyborg on Steamboat of Death 19. 

THI.



Me too.

I fully agree with these agreements.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on February 02, 2009, 09:04:22 AM
Quote from: Zed on February 02, 2009, 08:58:03 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 02, 2009, 08:52:46 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 02, 2009, 08:50:49 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 02, 2009, 08:06:33 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:30:36 AM
I thought it was funny.  I really enjoy how easily confused Andy is. 

This line was great:

"Meredith, you've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one.  Boom!  You're roasted!"

Other than that, I thought the episode was pretty terrible.  Can't the writers ever have anything go wrong with Jim and Pam, or does it always have to look like Jim's about to be in the doghouse and then suddenly Pam loves whatever he did?  It's called tension, fucknuckles!  You were awesome at it for three years.

Yeah, I wish they were more like Ross and Rachel, too.  I want a series of break-ups and then them getting back together in a variety of awesome ways.  I'd like more "very special" Office episodes.  That would be stupendous. 

Weebs, you're a fucking retard.  The tension was b/c they weren't together.  Now, they are.  Not every relationship is like the one you have with your Xbox where one day you hate it b/c you lost a game on Duty of Warship 7, but then the next day you love it b/c you killed a cyborg on Steamboat of Death 19. 

THI.



Me too.

I fully agree with these agreements.

A little TOO realistic for my tastes.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 09:39:07 AM
Quote from: CT II on February 02, 2009, 09:04:22 AM
Quote from: Zed on February 02, 2009, 08:58:03 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 02, 2009, 08:52:46 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 02, 2009, 08:50:49 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 02, 2009, 08:06:33 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:51:02 AM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 07:30:36 AM
I thought it was funny.  I really enjoy how easily confused Andy is. 

This line was great:

"Meredith, you've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one.  Boom!  You're roasted!"

Other than that, I thought the episode was pretty terrible.  Can't the writers ever have anything go wrong with Jim and Pam, or does it always have to look like Jim's about to be in the doghouse and then suddenly Pam loves whatever he did?  It's called tension, fucknuckles!  You were awesome at it for three years.

Yeah, I wish they were more like Ross and Rachel, too.  I want a series of break-ups and then them getting back together in a variety of awesome ways.  I'd like more "very special" Office episodes.  That would be stupendous. 

Weebs, you're a fucking retard.  The tension was b/c they weren't together.  Now, they are.  Not every relationship is like the one you have with your Xbox where one day you hate it b/c you lost a game on Duty of Warship 7, but then the next day you love it b/c you killed a cyborg on Steamboat of Death 19. 

THI.



Me too.

I fully agree with these agreements.

A little TOO realistic for my tastes.

Touche.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on February 02, 2009, 09:50:48 AM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Other than that, I thought the episode was pretty terrible.  Can't the writers ever have anything go wrong with Jim and Pam, or does it always have to look like Jim's about to be in the doghouse and then suddenly Pam loves whatever he did?  It's called tension, fucknuckles!  You were awesome at it for three years.

Boooooooo!

The only thing I was expecting you to say that you didn't was how the opening was too over-the-top.

Also, Dwight putting the skin mask on his face was awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on February 02, 2009, 10:21:18 AM
That was the best movie Jack Black has ever been in.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on February 02, 2009, 10:24:52 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 02, 2009, 10:21:18 AM
That was the best movie Jack Black has ever been in.

Really?  Because according to Pepsi, he's the new John Belushi.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on February 02, 2009, 11:18:36 AM
Quote from: CT II on February 02, 2009, 10:24:52 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 02, 2009, 10:21:18 AM
That was the best movie Jack Black has ever been in.

Really?  Because according to Pepsi, he's the new John Belushi.

and Will.I.Am. is the next bob dylan.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 02, 2009, 12:13:31 PM
Quote from: Eli on February 02, 2009, 09:50:48 AM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Other than that, I thought the episode was pretty terrible.  Can't the writers ever have anything go wrong with Jim and Pam, or does it always have to look like Jim's about to be in the doghouse and then suddenly Pam loves whatever he did?  It's called tension, fucknuckles!  You were awesome at it for three years.

Boooooooo!

The only thing I was expecting you to say that you didn't was how the opening was too over-the-top.

Also, Dwight putting the skin mask on his face was awesome.

I also liked Angela getting her cat out of the drawer and tossing it up in the ceiling.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CBStew on February 02, 2009, 12:24:53 PM
I was confused from the very beginning.  That wasn't a fake fire.  That was a real fire.  A waste basket fire next to a wall means that the wall is going next.  And who in hell keeps a cat in a file drawer?   
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on February 02, 2009, 12:27:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 02, 2009, 12:24:53 PM
I was confused from the very beginning.  That wasn't a fake fire.  That was a real fire.  A waste basket fire next to a wall means that the wall is going next.  And who in hell keeps a cat in a file drawer?   

I wish Dwight's character was more realistic too.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 12:30:09 PM
Can we lock Weebs from this thread?  

How could anyone not have burst out laughing at least 4 times in this episode?  Does Weebs not pay attention to the secondary characters like Creed and Oscar, or is he like the knuckle-dragging Bears fans around this place who spend way too much time focusing on the quarterback position?  I had almost forgotten about the Pam and Jim storyline until Weebs complained about it, although I did find the idea of Jim's future father-in-law wearing his robe hysterical.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 02, 2009, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 02, 2009, 12:24:53 PM
I was confused from the very beginning.  That wasn't a fake fire.  That was a real fire.  A waste basket fire next to a wall means that the wall is going next.  And who in hell keeps a cat in a file drawer?   

Maybe it was sick and needed medicine throughout the day.  
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 02, 2009, 12:49:26 PM
ALSO, how bout the shout out to the British Office with the 'no arms, no legs' thing? 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on February 02, 2009, 01:20:28 PM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 12:49:26 PM
ALSO, how bout the shout out to the British Office with the 'no arms, no legs' thing? 

I didn't catch it.  Because I live in the United States of AMERICA.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CBStew on February 02, 2009, 01:35:48 PM
Quote from: BH on February 02, 2009, 12:27:15 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 02, 2009, 12:24:53 PM
I was confused from the very beginning.  That wasn't a fake fire.  That was a real fire.  A waste basket fire next to a wall means that the wall is going next.  And who in hell keeps a cat in a file drawer?   

I wish Dwight's character was more realistic too.

Now that you mention it.  And get off my lawn!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on February 02, 2009, 02:04:20 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 12:30:09 PM
Can we lock Weebs from this thread?  

How could anyone not have burst out laughing at least 4 times in this episode?  Does Weebs not pay attention to the secondary characters like Creed and Oscar, or is he like the knuckle-dragging Bears fans around this place who spend way too much time focusing on the quarterback position?  I had almost forgotten about the Pam and Jim storyline until Weebs complained about it, although I did find the idea of Jim's future father-in-law wearing his robe hysterical.



Creed made me laugh at least three times in the episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 02, 2009, 02:07:52 PM
Quote from: butthead on February 02, 2009, 02:04:20 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 12:30:09 PM
Can we lock Weebs from this thread?  

How could anyone not have burst out laughing at least 4 times in this episode?  Does Weebs not pay attention to the secondary characters like Creed and Oscar, or is he like the knuckle-dragging Bears fans around this place who spend way too much time focusing on the quarterback position?  I had almost forgotten about the Pam and Jim storyline until Weebs complained about it, although I did find the idea of Jim's future father-in-law wearing his robe hysterical.



Creed made me laugh at least three times in the episode.

Didn't they focus on his crotch at one point and it looked like he was playing 'pocket pool' or something?  Maybe I was just fantasizing at that point...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 02:11:45 PM
Quote from: JD on February 02, 2009, 02:07:52 PM
Quote from: butthead on February 02, 2009, 02:04:20 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 12:30:09 PM
Can we lock Weebs from this thread?  

How could anyone not have burst out laughing at least 4 times in this episode?  Does Weebs not pay attention to the secondary characters like Creed and Oscar, or is he like the knuckle-dragging Bears fans around this place who spend way too much time focusing on the quarterback position?  I had almost forgotten about the Pam and Jim storyline until Weebs complained about it, although I did find the idea of Jim's future father-in-law wearing his robe hysterical.



Creed made me laugh at least three times in the episode.

Didn't they focus on his crotch at one point and it looked like he was playing 'pocket pool' or something?  Maybe I was just fantasizing at that point...

With Creed, anything is possible. 

When he called out the straight-laced CPR girl as having been a patron at some freaky club, and her stunned reaction that followed...that was classic Creed, if you will.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on February 02, 2009, 02:17:59 PM
"He doesn't have a wallet, I already checked."  -or something like that.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on February 02, 2009, 02:34:22 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on February 02, 2009, 02:17:59 PM
"He doesn't have a wallet, I already checked."  -or something like that.



Speaking of wallets, I love how Michael kept trying to cram his into Stanley's mouth.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Philberto on February 02, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 12:30:09 PM
Can we lock Weebs from this thread?  

How could anyone not have burst out laughing at least 4 times in this episode?  Does Weebs not pay attention to the secondary characters like Creed and Oscar, or is he like the knuckle-dragging Bears fans around this place who spend way too much time focusing on the quarterback position?  I had almost forgotten about the Pam and Jim storyline until Weebs complained about it, although I did find the idea of Jim's future father-in-law wearing his robe hysterical.



I laughed only about 3 times. This episode was kind of entertaining. I'll admit, I have not fully gotten into this series as of yet. I have a couple of seasons on que on the SecksBox to watch.. I just haven't yet. I watched a bit of the first episode and was kind of bored.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 03:29:37 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on February 02, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 12:30:09 PM
Can we lock Weebs from this thread?  

How could anyone not have burst out laughing at least 4 times in this episode?  Does Weebs not pay attention to the secondary characters like Creed and Oscar, or is he like the knuckle-dragging Bears fans around this place who spend way too much time focusing on the quarterback position?  I had almost forgotten about the Pam and Jim storyline until Weebs complained about it, although I did find the idea of Jim's future father-in-law wearing his robe hysterical.



I laughed only about 3 times. This episode was kind of entertaining. I'll admit, I have not fully gotten into this series as of yet. I have a couple of seasons on que on the SecksBox to watch.. I just haven't yet. I watched a bit of the first episode and was kind of bored.

Not realistic enough, right?  RIGHT?!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Philberto on February 02, 2009, 04:58:53 PM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 03:29:37 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on February 02, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 12:30:09 PM
Can we lock Weebs from this thread?  

How could anyone not have burst out laughing at least 4 times in this episode?  Does Weebs not pay attention to the secondary characters like Creed and Oscar, or is he like the knuckle-dragging Bears fans around this place who spend way too much time focusing on the quarterback position?  I had almost forgotten about the Pam and Jim storyline until Weebs complained about it, although I did find the idea of Jim's future father-in-law wearing his robe hysterical.



I laughed only about 3 times. This episode was kind of entertaining. I'll admit, I have not fully gotten into this series as of yet. I have a couple of seasons on que on the SecksBox to watch.. I just haven't yet. I watched a bit of the first episode and was kind of bored.

Not realistic enough, right?  RIGHT?!

When does a comedy have to be realistic? I think part of the appeal of comedies is that they are a little break from reality and just have fun. This one looks like it's a huge mock of office-life.

That is your Yeti inside tip to comedies for the day.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Pre on February 02, 2009, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:52:24 AM
I just thought it was interesting that the guy is clearly a good enough actor to play a very funny role without having any concept of what funny is.  They say Steve Martin is like that.

Steve Martin, recent terrible movie sell outs aside, is brilliant.  Comparing Rainn Wilson to him would be like comparing Weebs' analytical skills
to Roger Ebert's
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on February 02, 2009, 05:17:43 PM
Quote from: Pre on February 02, 2009, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:52:24 AM
I just thought it was interesting that the guy is clearly a good enough actor to play a very funny role without having any concept of what funny is.  They say Steve Martin is like that.

Steve Martin, recent terrible movie sell outs aside, is brilliant.  Comparing Rainn Wilson to him would be like comparing Weebs' analytical skills
to Roger Ebert's

Eh.  Some of his old album stuff is funny, but I don't think he's the RIGHT comic.  I think he's a pretty good actor, though.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 05:51:49 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on February 02, 2009, 04:58:53 PM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 03:29:37 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on February 02, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 12:30:09 PM
Can we lock Weebs from this thread?  

How could anyone not have burst out laughing at least 4 times in this episode?  Does Weebs not pay attention to the secondary characters like Creed and Oscar, or is he like the knuckle-dragging Bears fans around this place who spend way too much time focusing on the quarterback position?  I had almost forgotten about the Pam and Jim storyline until Weebs complained about it, although I did find the idea of Jim's future father-in-law wearing his robe hysterical.



I laughed only about 3 times. This episode was kind of entertaining. I'll admit, I have not fully gotten into this series as of yet. I have a couple of seasons on que on the SecksBox to watch.. I just haven't yet. I watched a bit of the first episode and was kind of bored.

Not realistic enough, right?  RIGHT?!

When does a comedy have to be realistic? I think part of the appeal of comedies is that they are a little break from reality and just have fun. This one looks like it's a huge mock of office-life.

That is your Yeti inside tip to comedies for the day.

I'm not sure I ever said the problem with The Office is that it isn't realistic (and if I did, my mistake), but rather that the characters aren't believable anymore, even though Dwight specifically was pretty over-the-top to begin with.  I'm all for character development, but once season 4 hit, they turned really interesting, relatable characters into completely ridiculous exaggerations.  Andy, while still hilarious, is nowhere near the same character he was in season 3, even after anger management.  I still think it has some very funny moments every week, but it's not the same show it was in seasons 1-3.

And I think that will be my last contribution to this thread.  You're welcome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PenFoe on February 02, 2009, 05:52:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on February 02, 2009, 04:58:53 PM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 03:29:37 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on February 02, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 12:30:09 PM
Can we lock Weebs from this thread?  

How could anyone not have burst out laughing at least 4 times in this episode?  Does Weebs not pay attention to the secondary characters like Creed and Oscar, or is he like the knuckle-dragging Bears fans around this place who spend way too much time focusing on the quarterback position?  I had almost forgotten about the Pam and Jim storyline until Weebs complained about it, although I did find the idea of Jim's future father-in-law wearing his robe hysterical.



I laughed only about 3 times. This episode was kind of entertaining. I'll admit, I have not fully gotten into this series as of yet. I have a couple of seasons on que on the SecksBox to watch.. I just haven't yet. I watched a bit of the first episode and was kind of bored.

Not realistic enough, right?  RIGHT?!

When does a comedy have to be realistic? I think part of the appeal of comedies is that they are a little break from reality and just have fun. This one looks like it's a huge mock of office-life.

That is your Yeti inside tip to comedies for the day.

Perfect.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CBStew on February 02, 2009, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: Pre on February 02, 2009, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:52:24 AM
I just thought it was interesting that the guy is clearly a good enough actor to play a very funny role without having any concept of what funny is.  They say Steve Martin is like that.

Steve Martin, recent terrible movie sell outs aside, is brilliant.  Comparing Rainn Wilson to him would be like comparing Weebs' analytical skills
to Roger Ebert's

"California Story" and "Bowfinger" are about as good as comedy can get.  Everything Martin has made since them is dreck.                                         
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 06:53:42 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 02, 2009, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: Pre on February 02, 2009, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:52:24 AM
I just thought it was interesting that the guy is clearly a good enough actor to play a very funny role without having any concept of what funny is.  They say Steve Martin is like that.

Steve Martin, recent terrible movie sell outs aside, is brilliant.  Comparing Rainn Wilson to him would be like comparing Weebs' analytical skills
to Roger Ebert's

"California L.A. Story" and "Bowfinger" are about as good as comedy can get.  Everything Martin has made since them is dreck.                                         

Surely you wouldn't want all of California to be reduced to Los Angeles' excesses, Stew?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CBStew on February 02, 2009, 07:36:56 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 06:53:42 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 02, 2009, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: Pre on February 02, 2009, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:52:24 AM
I just thought it was interesting that the guy is clearly a good enough actor to play a very funny role without having any concept of what funny is.  They say Steve Martin is like that.

Steve Martin, recent terrible movie sell outs aside, is brilliant.  Comparing Rainn Wilson to him would be like comparing Weebs' analytical skills
to Roger Ebert's

"California L.A. Story" and "Bowfinger" are about as good as comedy can get.  Everything Martin has made since them is dreck.                                         

Surely you wouldn't want all of California to be reduced to Los Angeles' excesses, Stew?

Wow.  How did I do that?  Somehow Los Angeles says "California" to me, even though I have lived in Northern California for the last 60 years.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 02, 2009, 08:24:03 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 02, 2009, 07:36:56 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 06:53:42 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 02, 2009, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: Pre on February 02, 2009, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 28, 2009, 10:52:24 AM
I just thought it was interesting that the guy is clearly a good enough actor to play a very funny role without having any concept of what funny is.  They say Steve Martin is like that.

Steve Martin, recent terrible movie sell outs aside, is brilliant.  Comparing Rainn Wilson to him would be like comparing Weebs' analytical skills
to Roger Ebert's

"California L.A. Story" and "Bowfinger" are about as good as comedy can get.  Everything Martin has made since them is dreck.                                         

Surely you wouldn't want all of California to be reduced to Los Angeles' excesses, Stew?

Wow.  How did I do that?  Somehow Los Angeles says "California" to me, even though I have lived in Northern California for the last 60 years.

You're so old.


Roasted!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Philberto on February 02, 2009, 08:44:58 PM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 05:51:49 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on February 02, 2009, 04:58:53 PM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 03:29:37 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on February 02, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 12:30:09 PM
Can we lock Weebs from this thread?  

How could anyone not have burst out laughing at least 4 times in this episode?  Does Weebs not pay attention to the secondary characters like Creed and Oscar, or is he like the knuckle-dragging Bears fans around this place who spend way too much time focusing on the quarterback position?  I had almost forgotten about the Pam and Jim storyline until Weebs complained about it, although I did find the idea of Jim's future father-in-law wearing his robe hysterical.



I laughed only about 3 times. This episode was kind of entertaining. I'll admit, I have not fully gotten into this series as of yet. I have a couple of seasons on que on the SecksBox to watch.. I just haven't yet. I watched a bit of the first episode and was kind of bored.

Not realistic enough, right?  RIGHT?!

When does a comedy have to be realistic? I think part of the appeal of comedies is that they are a little break from reality and just have fun. This one looks like it's a huge mock of office-life.

That is your Yeti inside tip to comedies for the day.

I'm not sure I ever said the problem with The Office is that it isn't realistic (and if I did, my mistake), but rather that the characters aren't believable anymore, even though Dwight specifically was pretty over-the-top to begin with.  I'm all for character development, but once season 4 hit, they turned really interesting, relatable characters into completely ridiculous exaggerations.  Andy, while still hilarious, is nowhere near the same character he was in season 3, even after anger management.  I still think it has some very funny moments every week, but it's not the same show it was in seasons 1-3.

And I think that will be my last contribution to this thread.  You're welcome.

I know very little of show, nor do I know of this Weebs-Office thing. I don't feel like going back and reading into it. I do know that I never take shows too seriously. I mean, every show has it's own little mannerisms that make it interesting/funny. But I guess I can understand you not liking it anymore.. I just don't care too much about it all. I'll come back to this thread when I've watched a little more of this show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on February 02, 2009, 09:17:40 PM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 05:51:49 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on February 02, 2009, 04:58:53 PM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 03:29:37 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on February 02, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 12:30:09 PM
Can we lock Weebs from this thread?  

How could anyone not have burst out laughing at least 4 times in this episode?  Does Weebs not pay attention to the secondary characters like Creed and Oscar, or is he like the knuckle-dragging Bears fans around this place who spend way too much time focusing on the quarterback position?  I had almost forgotten about the Pam and Jim storyline until Weebs complained about it, although I did find the idea of Jim's future father-in-law wearing his robe hysterical.



I laughed only about 3 times. This episode was kind of entertaining. I'll admit, I have not fully gotten into this series as of yet. I have a couple of seasons on que on the SecksBox to watch.. I just haven't yet. I watched a bit of the first episode and was kind of bored.

Not realistic enough, right?  RIGHT?!

When does a comedy have to be realistic? I think part of the appeal of comedies is that they are a little break from reality and just have fun. This one looks like it's a huge mock of office-life.

That is your Yeti inside tip to comedies for the day.

I'm not sure I ever said the problem with The Office is that it isn't realistic (and if I did, my mistake), but rather that the characters aren't believable anymore, even though Dwight specifically was pretty over-the-top to begin with.  I'm all for character development, but once season 4 hit, they turned really interesting, relatable characters into completely ridiculous exaggerations.  Andy, while still hilarious, is nowhere near the same character he was in season 3, even after anger management.  I still think it has some very funny moments every week, but it's not the same show it was in seasons 1-3.

And I think that will be my last contribution to this thread.  You're welcome.

You're not smart.  Go play video games.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on February 02, 2009, 10:23:49 PM
Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 05:51:49 PM
And I think that will be my last contribution to this thread.

Thank you.

Quote from: Weebs on February 02, 2009, 05:51:49 PMYou're welcome.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 11:51:43 PM
Also, how awesome is it that Michael thinks You Tube is a production company?

"We'll get You Tube to come and film it."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on February 03, 2009, 12:19:38 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 11:51:43 PM
Also, how awesome is it that Michael thinks You Tube is a production company?

"We'll get You Tube to come and film it."

Very awesome.

There were about 50 laugh out loud moments in this episode. I usually forget most of them until this thread reminds me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Oleg on February 03, 2009, 09:45:02 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 11:51:43 PM
Also, how awesome is it that Michael thinks You Tube is a production company?

"We'll get You Tube to come and film it."

I really think this is the genius of the show.  It's these, seemingly, throwaway lines that are hilarious.  It takes a second to register what you just hear, and then you can't stop laughing.

I know I've talked about it before, but to me there's one glaring difference between the American version and the Brit version.  In the Brit version, David never sees the folly of his ways.  He's awkward, and continues to be so even after light is shed on what he has caused.  Michael, on the other hand, always seems to resolve whatever problem he has caused.  And, if the problem is not resolved, at least Michael seems to try to smooth it over.  David never "gets it".

There's something tragic about Michael.  There's something sinister about David.

Just a thought.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2009, 09:45:02 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 11:51:43 PM
Also, how awesome is it that Michael thinks You Tube is a production company?

"We'll get You Tube to come and film it."

I really think this is the genius of the show.  It's these, seemingly, throwaway lines that are hilarious.  It takes a second to register what you just hear, and then you can't stop laughing.

I know I've talked about it before, but to me there's one glaring difference between the American version and the Brit version.  In the Brit version, David never sees the folly of his ways.  He's awkward, and continues to be so even after light is shed on what he has caused.  Michael, on the other hand, always seems to resolve whatever problem he has caused.  And, if the problem is not resolved, at least Michael seems to try to smooth it over.  David never "gets it".

There's something tragic about Michael.  There's something sinister about David.

Just a thought.

What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on February 03, 2009, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2009, 09:45:02 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 11:51:43 PM
Also, how awesome is it that Michael thinks You Tube is a production company?

"We'll get You Tube to come and film it."

I really think this is the genius of the show.  It's these, seemingly, throwaway lines that are hilarious.  It takes a second to register what you just hear, and then you can't stop laughing.

I know I've talked about it before, but to me there's one glaring difference between the American version and the Brit version.  In the Brit version, David never sees the folly of his ways.  He's awkward, and continues to be so even after light is shed on what he has caused.  Michael, on the other hand, always seems to resolve whatever problem he has caused.  And, if the problem is not resolved, at least Michael seems to try to smooth it over.  David never "gets it".

There's something tragic about Michael.  There's something sinister about David.

Just a thought.

What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

Michael succeeds at sales because he is gritty and has heart. People like Ryan fail because they use their laptop science they learned at business school.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on February 03, 2009, 10:30:48 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2009, 09:45:02 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 11:51:43 PM
Also, how awesome is it that Michael thinks You Tube is a production company?

"We'll get You Tube to come and film it."

I really think this is the genius of the show.  It's these, seemingly, throwaway lines that are hilarious.  It takes a second to register what you just hear, and then you can't stop laughing.

I know I've talked about it before, but to me there's one glaring difference between the American version and the Brit version.  In the Brit version, David never sees the folly of his ways.  He's awkward, and continues to be so even after light is shed on what he has caused.  Michael, on the other hand, always seems to resolve whatever problem he has caused.  And, if the problem is not resolved, at least Michael seems to try to smooth it over.  David never "gets it".

There's something tragic about Michael.  There's something sinister about David.

Just a thought.

What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

In spite of, or perhaps because of, Michael's complete ineptitude he's a great salesman.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

That's my favorite part of the show.  Why doesn't Dunder-Mifflin just fire his ridiculous ass?  Because he makes money.  In both the Applebee's episode with Tim Meadows, and the paper convention episode, he closed huge deals despite playing the fool the entire time.  They're clearly trying to cater to Weebs by making it BELIEVABLE that he would keep his job.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on February 03, 2009, 11:52:47 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

That's my favorite part of the show.  Why doesn't Dunder-Mifflin just fire his ridiculous ass?  Because he makes money.  In both the Applebee's Chili's episode with Tim Meadows, and the paper convention episode, he closed huge deals despite playing the fool the entire time.  They're clearly trying to cater to Weebs by making it BELIEVABLE that he would keep his job.

It's the new golf course'd.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 12:08:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on February 03, 2009, 11:52:47 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

That's my favorite part of the show.  Why doesn't Dunder-Mifflin just fire his ridiculous ass?  Because he makes money.  In both the Applebee's Chili's episode with Tim Meadows, and the paper convention episode, he closed huge deals despite playing the fool the entire time.  They're clearly trying to cater to Weebs by making it BELIEVABLE that he would keep his job.

It's the new golf course'd.

I just didn't want Fork to make a baby back ribs joke.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Oleg on February 03, 2009, 01:14:56 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 12:08:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on February 03, 2009, 11:52:47 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

That's my favorite part of the show.  Why doesn't Dunder-Mifflin just fire his ridiculous ass?  Because he makes money.  In both the Applebee's Chili's episode with Tim Meadows, and the paper convention episode, he closed huge deals despite playing the fool the entire time.  They're clearly trying to cater to Weebs by making it BELIEVABLE that he would keep his job.

It's the new golf course'd.

I just didn't want Fork to make a baby back ribs joke.

It's like you're coming up short in your attempts to derail the jokes.  If you can put in just a little more effort.  (Heh?  See that? Heh, heh?)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 02:10:17 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2009, 01:14:56 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 12:08:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on February 03, 2009, 11:52:47 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

That's my favorite part of the show.  Why doesn't Dunder-Mifflin just fire his ridiculous ass?  Because he makes money.  In both the Applebee's Chili's episode with Tim Meadows, and the paper convention episode, he closed huge deals despite playing the fool the entire time.  They're clearly trying to cater to Weebs by making it BELIEVABLE that he would keep his job.

It's the new golf course'd.

I just didn't want Fork to make a baby back ribs joke.

It's like you're coming up short in your attempts to derail the jokes.  If you can put in just a little more effort.  (Heh?  See that? Heh, heh?)

It's like you didn't put enough POP in that joke.  Like you COLLARED it in.  Does that make sense?  Nope, didn't think so.  Proceed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on February 03, 2009, 02:13:20 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2009, 01:14:56 PM
It's like you're coming up short in your attempts to derail the jokes.  If you can put in just a little more effort.  (Heh?  See that? Heh, heh?)

Quote from: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 02:10:17 PM
It's like you didn't put enough POP in that joke.  Like you COLLARED it in.  Does that make sense?  Nope, didn't think so.  Proceed.

Just an fyi, neither is funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 02:17:58 PM
Quote from: BH on February 03, 2009, 02:13:20 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2009, 01:14:56 PM
It's like you're coming up short in your attempts to derail the jokes.  If you can put in just a little more effort.  (Heh?  See that? Heh, heh?)

Quote from: TDubbs on February 03, 2009, 02:10:17 PM
It's like you didn't put enough POP in that joke.  Like you COLLARED it in.  Does that make sense?  Nope, didn't think so.  Proceed.

Just an fyi, neither is funny.

Shut up fatfuck
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on February 03, 2009, 03:07:50 PM
This food is bad.

This painting is bad.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on February 03, 2009, 03:28:37 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on February 03, 2009, 03:07:50 PM
This movie is bad.

This food is muffin tastes bad.

Maybe the rabbit ears on top of the FEMA trailer were on the fritz'd
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on February 03, 2009, 03:30:20 PM
Quote from: RV on February 03, 2009, 03:28:37 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on February 03, 2009, 03:07:50 PM
This movie is bad.

This food is muffin tastes bad.

Maybe the rabbit ears on top of the FEMA trailer were on the fritz'd

Yeah, I botched, had to fix it, then still botched it again.  Still, Andy cracks me up.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 03, 2009, 05:33:06 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on February 03, 2009, 03:30:20 PM
Quote from: RV on February 03, 2009, 03:28:37 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on February 03, 2009, 03:07:50 PM
This movie is bad.

This food is muffin tastes bad.

Maybe the rabbit ears on top of the FEMA trailer were on the fritz'd

Yeah, I botched, had to fix it, then still botched it again.  Still, Andy cracks me up.

you mean "batched".

Get with the fucking program.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CBStew on February 03, 2009, 06:17:58 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2009, 09:45:02 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 11:51:43 PM
Also, how awesome is it that Michael thinks You Tube is a production company?

"We'll get You Tube to come and film it."

I really think this is the genius of the show.  It's these, seemingly, throwaway lines that are hilarious.  It takes a second to register what you just hear, and then you can't stop laughing.

I know I've talked about it before, but to me there's one glaring difference between the American version and the Brit version.  In the Brit version, David never sees the folly of his ways.  He's awkward, and continues to be so even after light is shed on what he has caused.  Michael, on the other hand, always seems to resolve whatever problem he has caused.  And, if the problem is not resolved, at least Michael seems to try to smooth it over.  David never "gets it".

There's something tragic about Michael.  There's something sinister about David.

Just a thought.

When Dwight is called to Corporate because of his safety excesses, Michael sits next to him at the table.  Then he gets up and wanders to the window and says that what Dwight did is no big deal.  He is corrected by one of the corporate suits who says that it is a big deal, whereupon Michael sits down on management's side of the table and starts working on Dwight from that side.  Nasty.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on February 04, 2009, 08:52:04 AM
Quote from: CBStew on February 03, 2009, 06:17:58 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2009, 09:45:02 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 11:51:43 PM
Also, how awesome is it that Michael thinks You Tube is a production company?

"We'll get You Tube to come and film it."

I really think this is the genius of the show.  It's these, seemingly, throwaway lines that are hilarious.  It takes a second to register what you just hear, and then you can't stop laughing.

I know I've talked about it before, but to me there's one glaring difference between the American version and the Brit version.  In the Brit version, David never sees the folly of his ways.  He's awkward, and continues to be so even after light is shed on what he has caused.  Michael, on the other hand, always seems to resolve whatever problem he has caused.  And, if the problem is not resolved, at least Michael seems to try to smooth it over.  David never "gets it".

There's something tragic about Michael.  There's something sinister about David.

Just a thought.

When Dwight is called to Corporate because of his safety excesses, Michael sits next to him at the table.  Then he gets up and wanders to the window and says that what Dwight did is no big deal.  He is corrected by one of the corporate suits who says that it is a big deal, whereupon Michael sits down on management's side of the table and starts working on Dwight from that side.  Nasty.

But, that terd wouldn't scootch down.  SCOOTCH DOWN!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on February 04, 2009, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

That's my favorite part of the show.  Why doesn't Dunder-Mifflin just fire his ridiculous ass?  Because he makes money.  In both the Applebee's episode with Tim Meadows, and the paper convention episode, he closed huge deals despite playing the fool the entire time.  They're clearly trying to cater to Weebs by making it BELIEVABLE that he would keep his job.

Time to get real. How likely is it that a guy who's completely socially inept at all facets of his life be so smooth when it comes to selling paper products? Riddle me that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT II on February 04, 2009, 12:11:48 PM
Quote from: BH on February 04, 2009, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

That's my favorite part of the show.  Why doesn't Dunder-Mifflin just fire his ridiculous ass?  Because he makes money.  In both the Applebee's episode with Tim Meadows, and the paper convention episode, he closed huge deals despite playing the fool the entire time.  They're clearly trying to cater to Weebs by making it BELIEVABLE that he would keep his job.

Time to get real. How likely is it that a guy who's completely socially inept at all facets of his life be so smooth when it comes to selling paper products? Riddle me that.

He's an idiot savant.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on February 04, 2009, 12:13:50 PM
Quote from: BH on February 04, 2009, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

That's my favorite part of the show.  Why doesn't Dunder-Mifflin just fire his ridiculous ass?  Because he makes money.  In both the Applebee's episode with Tim Meadows, and the paper convention episode, he closed huge deals despite playing the fool the entire time.  They're clearly trying to cater to Weebs by making it BELIEVABLE that he would keep his job.

Time to get real. How likely is it that a guy who's completely socially inept at all facets of his life be so smooth when it comes to selling paper products? Riddle me that.

It's highly unlikely, BH, until you get down to the heart of the matter.  The heart.  Michael Scarn has heart.  Michael Scott is a regular old chump.  He turns on the afterburners, and Agen Scarn comes out and POW!, he makes the sale.  People can relate to that.  People helping people, people selling things to other people.  So it's not so much a riddle, as it is a riddlekulous question.  HE JUST GETS SHIT DONE!  
Oh yeah, and b/c you don't have to be good in public situations to be good at your job.  Look at morph.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on February 04, 2009, 12:16:58 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 04, 2009, 12:13:50 PM
Quote from: BH on February 04, 2009, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

That's my favorite part of the show.  Why doesn't Dunder-Mifflin just fire his ridiculous ass?  Because he makes money.  In both the Applebee's episode with Tim Meadows, and the paper convention episode, he closed huge deals despite playing the fool the entire time.  They're clearly trying to cater to Weebs by making it BELIEVABLE that he would keep his job.

Time to get real. How likely is it that a guy who's completely socially inept at all facets of his life be so smooth when it comes to selling paper products? Riddle me that.

It's highly unlikely, BH, until you get down to the heart of the matter.  The heart.  Michael Scarn has heart.  Michael Scott is a regular old chump.  He turns on the afterburners, and Agen Scarn comes out and POW!, he makes the sale.  People can relate to that.  People helping people, people selling things to other people.  So it's not so much a riddle, as it is a riddlekulous question.  HE JUST GETS SHIT DONE!  
Oh yeah, and b/c you don't have to be good in public situations to be good at your job.  Look at morph.

I really do love you.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Brownie on February 04, 2009, 12:19:20 PM
Quote from: BH on February 04, 2009, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

That's my favorite part of the show.  Why doesn't Dunder-Mifflin just fire his ridiculous ass?  Because he makes money.  In both the Applebee's episode with Tim Meadows, and the paper convention episode, he closed huge deals despite playing the fool the entire time.  They're clearly trying to cater to Weebs by making it BELIEVABLE that he would keep his job.

Time to get real. How likely is it that a guy who's completely socially inept at all facets of his life be so smooth when it comes to selling paper products? Riddle me that.

Who exactly buys paper products for your company?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on February 04, 2009, 12:21:32 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 04, 2009, 12:19:20 PM
Quote from: BH on February 04, 2009, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: 5laky on February 03, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
What I love about Michael is how he's a total moron and yet somehow he's the best branch manager in the company and they have to kiss his ass. The economy sucks (not sure if you've been hearing about that. you been hearin about that?) and he's the only one making money for Dunder-Mifflin. He seems to always close his business deals.

I love this show.

That's my favorite part of the show.  Why doesn't Dunder-Mifflin just fire his ridiculous ass?  Because he makes money.  In both the Applebee's episode with Tim Meadows, and the paper convention episode, he closed huge deals despite playing the fool the entire time.  They're clearly trying to cater to Weebs by making it BELIEVABLE that he would keep his job.

Time to get real. How likely is it that a guy who's completely socially inept at all facets of his life be so smooth when it comes to selling paper products? Riddle me that.

Who exactly buys paper products for your company?

Your mom.

BOOM! You're ROASTED!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on February 05, 2009, 11:36:45 AM
Quote from: CBStew on February 03, 2009, 06:17:58 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 03, 2009, 09:45:02 AM
Quote from: Mike Douche on February 02, 2009, 11:51:43 PM
Also, how awesome is it that Michael thinks You Tube is a production company?

"We'll get You Tube to come and film it."

I really think this is the genius of the show.  It's these, seemingly, throwaway lines that are hilarious.  It takes a second to register what you just hear, and then you can't stop laughing.

I know I've talked about it before, but to me there's one glaring difference between the American version and the Brit version.  In the Brit version, David never sees the folly of his ways.  He's awkward, and continues to be so even after light is shed on what he has caused.  Michael, on the other hand, always seems to resolve whatever problem he has caused.  And, if the problem is not resolved, at least Michael seems to try to smooth it over.  David never "gets it".

There's something tragic about Michael.  There's something sinister about David.

Just a thought.

When Dwight is called to Corporate because of his safety excesses, Michael sits next to him at the table.  Then he gets up and wanders to the window and says that what Dwight did is no big deal.  He is corrected by one of the corporate suits who says that it is a big deal, whereupon Michael sits down on management's side of the table and starts working on Dwight from that side.  Nasty.

I didn't even notice that.  Awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on February 05, 2009, 11:59:08 AM
I know it's been mentioned before, but Michael's YouTube comment about them "coming down to shoot" had me rolling around on the floor.  So.  Awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tonker on February 05, 2009, 03:13:51 PM
Hey, did you hear that the Reds have signed Daryle Ward and Jacque Jones to minor league deals, with invitations to Spring Training?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on February 05, 2009, 03:38:05 PM
Quote from: Tonker on February 05, 2009, 03:13:51 PM
Hey, did you hear that the Reds have signed Daryle Ward and Jacque Jones to minor league deals, with invitations to Spring Training?

Yes.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tonker on February 05, 2009, 04:11:17 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 05, 2009, 03:38:05 PM
Quote from: Tonker on February 05, 2009, 03:13:51 PM
Hey, did you hear that the Reds have signed Daryle Ward and Jacque Jones to minor league deals, with invitations to Spring Training?

Yes.

Really?  Where?  I've looked all over Desipio and can't find any reference to it anywhere.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Philberto on February 05, 2009, 05:08:55 PM
Quote from: Tonker on February 05, 2009, 04:11:17 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 05, 2009, 03:38:05 PM
Quote from: Tonker on February 05, 2009, 03:13:51 PM
Hey, did you hear that the Reds have signed Daryle Ward and Jacque Jones to minor league deals, with invitations to Spring Training?

Yes.

Really?  Where?  I've looked all over Desipio and can't find any reference to it anywhere.

I'm not sure it's been mentioned at Desipio
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Oleg on February 06, 2009, 07:26:00 AM
If we find next week that Holly is pregnant, that will really suck.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on February 06, 2009, 10:51:52 AM
It's your birthday.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on February 06, 2009, 12:28:42 PM
"When have I ever steered you wrong, Jim".
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: flannj on February 09, 2009, 03:22:42 PM
"Mose doesn't know how to use a phone"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 12, 2009, 08:17:53 PM
I thought the Jim and Dwight stuff was pretty good.

"Are you trying to hurt my feelings?  Because if you are, then you are succeeding.  Luckily, I heal twice as fast as a normal man."


"Did you finish collecting the money, yet?"
"I'm working on it."
"How much have you gotten?"
"6 dollars."
"That's how much WE put in!"
"I said I was working on it."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on February 12, 2009, 09:34:11 PM
Quote from: JD on February 12, 2009, 08:17:53 PM
I thought the Jim and Dwight stuff was pretty good.

"Are you trying to hurt my feelings?  Because if you are, then you are succeeding.  Luckily, I heal twice as fast as a normal man."


"Did you finish collecting the money, yet?"
"I'm working on it."
"How much have you gotten?"
"6 dollars."
"That's how much WE put in!"
"I said I was working on it."

You're on the island too?

"Bonnie Hunt is on"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on February 12, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
They've had a pretty good run of episodes lately, but tonight's kind of stunk.  The less Pam, the better.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on February 12, 2009, 10:23:30 PM
Quote from: Eli on February 12, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
They've had a pretty good run of episodes lately, but tonight's kind of stunk.  The less Pam, the better.

Shut your facehole, fag.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on February 12, 2009, 10:40:34 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on February 12, 2009, 10:23:30 PM
Quote from: Eli on February 12, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
They've had a pretty good run of episodes lately, but tonight's kind of stunk.  The less Pam, the better.

Shut your facehole, fag.

kd lang
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 13, 2009, 07:28:00 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 12, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
They've had a pretty good run of episodes lately, but tonight's kind of stunk.  The less Pam, the better.

I thought her Forrest Gump impression was funny.  This one did have more of a 'very special' feel, though. 

Angela licking her cat wasn't as funny as it should have been. 

"I know.  I read it on the sign."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on February 13, 2009, 08:47:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 12, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
They've had a pretty good run of episodes lately, but tonight's kind of stunk.  The less Pam, the better.

Yeah there were some funny moments but it was a bit of a dud. Not sure why they made this week and last week a two-parter, didn't seem like there was enough material for an hour.

Kelly being too excited to sleep was hilarious.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on February 13, 2009, 09:00:12 AM
Quote from: RV on February 13, 2009, 08:47:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 12, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
They've had a pretty good run of episodes lately, but tonight's kind of stunk.  The less Pam, the better.

Yeah there were some funny moments but it was a bit of a dud. Not sure why they made this week and last week a two-parter, didn't seem like there was enough material for an hour.

Kelly being too excited to sleep was hilarious.

I think they really wanted to move the plot forward with the Michael and Holly thing.  But then he never actually saw Holly, so it seemed like a lot of fanfare for nothing.  The plot-driven episodes are still fine, but I think the show is funnier when they aren't pushing a storyline.

That said, Dwight adding touch football, mating and charades to the party ideas was great.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on February 13, 2009, 09:23:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 13, 2009, 09:00:12 AM
Quote from: RV on February 13, 2009, 08:47:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 12, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
They've had a pretty good run of episodes lately, but tonight's kind of stunk.  The less Pam, the better.

Yeah there were some funny moments but it was a bit of a dud. Not sure why they made this week and last week a two-parter, didn't seem like there was enough material for an hour.

Kelly being too excited to sleep was hilarious.

I think they really wanted to move the plot forward with the Michael and Holly thing.  But then he never actually saw Holly, so it seemed like a lot of fanfare for nothing.  The plot-driven episodes are still fine, but I think the show is funnier when they aren't pushing a storyline.

That said, Dwight adding touch football, mating and charades to the party ideas was great.

Horse hunting won't fit.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on February 13, 2009, 10:12:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 13, 2009, 09:00:12 AM
Quote from: RV on February 13, 2009, 08:47:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 12, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
They've had a pretty good run of episodes lately, but tonight's kind of stunk.  The less Pam, the better.

Yeah there were some funny moments but it was a bit of a dud. Not sure why they made this week and last week a two-parter, didn't seem like there was enough material for an hour.

Kelly being too excited to sleep was hilarious.

I think they really wanted to move the plot forward with the Michael and Holly thing.  But then he never actually saw Holly, so it seemed like a lot of fanfare for nothing.  The plot-driven episodes are still fine, but I think the show is funnier when they aren't pushing a storyline.

That said, Dwight adding touch football, mating and charades to the party ideas was great.

I assumed Jim had added touch football and charades.  Was that wrong?  Was I wrong in assuming that?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on February 13, 2009, 10:20:19 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 13, 2009, 10:12:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 13, 2009, 09:00:12 AM
Quote from: RV on February 13, 2009, 08:47:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 12, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
They've had a pretty good run of episodes lately, but tonight's kind of stunk.  The less Pam, the better.

Yeah there were some funny moments but it was a bit of a dud. Not sure why they made this week and last week a two-parter, didn't seem like there was enough material for an hour.

Kelly being too excited to sleep was hilarious.

I think they really wanted to move the plot forward with the Michael and Holly thing.  But then he never actually saw Holly, so it seemed like a lot of fanfare for nothing.  The plot-driven episodes are still fine, but I think the show is funnier when they aren't pushing a storyline.

That said, Dwight adding touch football, mating and charades to the party ideas was great.

I assumed Jim had added touch football and charades.  Was that wrong?  Was I wrong in assuming that?

No, I'm probably wrong.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on February 13, 2009, 12:19:58 PM
Quote from: RV on February 13, 2009, 08:47:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 12, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
They've had a pretty good run of episodes lately, but tonight's kind of stunk.  The less Pam, the better.

Yeah there were some funny moments but it was a bit of a dud. Not sure why they made this week and last week a two-parter, didn't seem like there was enough material for an hour.

Kelly being too excited to sleep was hilarious.

It works better in half hour chunks. I didn't like last season when they stretched some episodes to an hour, and this two-parter was the same thing. Other than Jim and Dwight is was a pretty average show last night.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on February 13, 2009, 12:29:59 PM
You're all Weebs now.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on February 13, 2009, 12:32:23 PM
Quote from: Slakee on February 13, 2009, 12:29:59 PM
You're all Weebs now.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW MISTER!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 13, 2009, 02:27:49 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 13, 2009, 10:12:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 13, 2009, 09:00:12 AM
Quote from: RV on February 13, 2009, 08:47:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 12, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
They've had a pretty good run of episodes lately, but tonight's kind of stunk.  The less Pam, the better.

Yeah there were some funny moments but it was a bit of a dud. Not sure why they made this week and last week a two-parter, didn't seem like there was enough material for an hour.

Kelly being too excited to sleep was hilarious.

I think they really wanted to move the plot forward with the Michael and Holly thing.  But then he never actually saw Holly, so it seemed like a lot of fanfare for nothing.  The plot-driven episodes are still fine, but I think the show is funnier when they aren't pushing a storyline.

That said, Dwight adding touch football, mating and charades to the party ideas was great.

I assumed Jim had added touch football and charades.  Was that wrong?  Was I wrong in assuming that?

I don't think you're wrong.  But why think about it? 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on February 13, 2009, 02:45:27 PM
Quote from: JD on February 13, 2009, 02:27:49 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 13, 2009, 10:12:49 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 13, 2009, 09:00:12 AM
Quote from: RV on February 13, 2009, 08:47:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 12, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
They've had a pretty good run of episodes lately, but tonight's kind of stunk.  The less Pam, the better.

Yeah there were some funny moments but it was a bit of a dud. Not sure why they made this week and last week a two-parter, didn't seem like there was enough material for an hour.

Kelly being too excited to sleep was hilarious.

I think they really wanted to move the plot forward with the Michael and Holly thing.  But then he never actually saw Holly, so it seemed like a lot of fanfare for nothing.  The plot-driven episodes are still fine, but I think the show is funnier when they aren't pushing a storyline.

That said, Dwight adding touch football, mating and charades to the party ideas was great.

I assumed Jim had added touch football and charades.  Was that wrong?  Was I wrong in assuming that?

I don't think you're wrong.  But why think about it? 

I was juxtaposing what I thought Jim's idea of a fun party was with Dwight's, and that added to the humor.  At least in my brain.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on March 05, 2009, 11:08:16 PM
I liked the new episode tonight.  Highlight was Creed stealing blood.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on March 06, 2009, 05:41:32 AM
"Are you on e-mail?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on March 06, 2009, 08:42:51 AM
This show is starting to bore me a little.. think it might have run it's course for me anyways. 30 rock/Studio 60 on the Sunset always makes me laugh however.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on March 06, 2009, 09:32:21 AM
"You don't deserve her."

"Thank you, Michael."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on March 06, 2009, 09:53:48 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on March 06, 2009, 09:32:21 AM
"You don't deserve her."

"Thank you, Michael."

Thought it was a great episode.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's time for a dental cleaning
and maybe a check up too
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on March 06, 2009, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 08:42:51 AM
This show is starting to bore me a little.. think it might have run it's course for me anyways. 30 rock/Studio 60 on the Sunset always makes me laugh however.

Needs more Andy Bernard.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on March 06, 2009, 10:07:07 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 06, 2009, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 08:42:51 AM
This show is starting to bore me a little.. think it might have run it's course for me anyways. 30 rock/Studio 60 on the Sunset always makes me laugh however.

Needs more Andy Bernard.

He's on one of his honeymoons. Some hot air ballooning, I believe.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:10:04 AM
I did laugh, when Andrea mentioned she had two sets of guys duel over her... john david and john mark..
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on March 06, 2009, 10:11:51 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:10:04 AM
I did laugh, when Andrea mentioned she had two sets of guys duel over her... john david and john mark..

The oh-so-subtle wistful look on her face when it was pointed out that she has had two sets of guys dueling over her was terrific.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on March 06, 2009, 10:40:25 AM
Quote from: Slakee on March 06, 2009, 10:07:07 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 06, 2009, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 08:42:51 AM
This show is starting to bore me a little.. think it might have run it's course for me anyways. 30 rock/Studio 60 on the Sunset always makes me laugh however.

Needs more Andy Bernard.

He's on one of his honeymoons. Some hot air ballooning, I believe.

He's probably moved on to the couples' massage by now.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on March 06, 2009, 02:41:49 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 06, 2009, 10:11:51 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:10:04 AM
I did laugh, when Andrea mentioned she had two sets of guys duel over her... john david and john mark..

The oh-so-subtle wistful look on her face when it was pointed out that she has had two sets of guys dueling over her was terrific.

Jonny Dave hates being called John David.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: morpheus on March 09, 2009, 10:56:08 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:10:04 AM
I did laugh, when Andrea mentioned she had two sets of guys duel over her... john david and john mark..

Wait, who's Andrea?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on March 09, 2009, 11:05:13 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 09, 2009, 10:56:08 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:10:04 AM
I did laugh, when Andrea mentioned she had two sets of guys duel over her... john david and john mark..

Wait, who's Andrea?

Andrea, Angela, whatever.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on March 09, 2009, 11:51:39 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 09, 2009, 10:56:08 AM
Quote from: BH on March 06, 2009, 10:10:04 AM
I did laugh, when Andrea mentioned she had two sets of guys duel over her... john david and john mark..

Wait, who's Andrea?

He was just channeling Creed Bratton:

QuoteCreed, talking to Meredith: Andrea is the office bitch. You'll get used to her. [puts hand out] Hi. Creed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on March 13, 2009, 09:18:44 AM
Michael: That's why carnations exist.
Creed: That's not why.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on March 13, 2009, 10:41:40 AM
The KGB bit at the end was outstanding.  Also, the KGB bit at the beginning.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on March 13, 2009, 10:49:41 AM
I know I said I wouldn't be back, but last night's episode and the last several have been outstanding.  That is all.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on March 13, 2009, 10:51:14 AM
Quote from: Weebs on March 13, 2009, 10:49:41 AM
I know I said I wouldn't be back, but last night's episode and the last several have been outstanding.  That is all.

But people don't tell knock knock jokes at my office.  How can you still watch this show?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on March 13, 2009, 10:58:46 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on March 13, 2009, 10:51:14 AM
Quote from: Weebs on March 13, 2009, 10:49:41 AM
I know I said I wouldn't be back, but last night's episode and the last several have been outstanding.  That is all.

But people don't tell knock knock jokes at my office.  How can you still watch this show?

I don't know.  But I'm sure whenever I visit a tropical island for the first time and there's no smoke monsters or polar bears, I'm going to be extremely disappointed in Lost.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 13, 2009, 11:39:06 AM
Quote from: Weebs on March 13, 2009, 10:58:46 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on March 13, 2009, 10:51:14 AM
Quote from: Weebs on March 13, 2009, 10:49:41 AM
I know I said I wouldn't be back, but last night's episode and the last several have been outstanding.  That is all.

But people don't tell knock knock jokes at my office.  How can you still watch this show?

I don't know.  But I'm sure whenever I visit a tropical island for the first time and there's no smoke monsters or polar bears, I'm going to be extremely disappointed in Lost.

I've never watched Lost, but I don't think it started as a "visit".
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on March 16, 2009, 12:24:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on March 13, 2009, 11:39:06 AM
Quote from: Weebs on March 13, 2009, 10:58:46 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on March 13, 2009, 10:51:14 AM
Quote from: Weebs on March 13, 2009, 10:49:41 AM
I know I said I wouldn't be back, but last night's episode and the last several have been outstanding.  That is all.

But people don't tell knock knock jokes at my office.  How can you still watch this show?

I don't know.  But I'm sure whenever I visit a tropical island for the first time and there's no smoke monsters or polar bears, I'm going to be extremely disappointed in Lost.

I've never watched Lost, but I don't think it started as a "visit".

Just ask Tom Hanks and his volleyball how they "visited."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on March 16, 2009, 12:42:35 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on March 16, 2009, 12:24:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on March 13, 2009, 11:39:06 AM
Quote from: Weebs on March 13, 2009, 10:58:46 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on March 13, 2009, 10:51:14 AM
Quote from: Weebs on March 13, 2009, 10:49:41 AM
I know I said I wouldn't be back, but last night's episode and the last several have been outstanding.  That is all.

But people don't tell knock knock jokes at my office.  How can you still watch this show?

I don't know.  But I'm sure whenever I visit a tropical island for the first time and there's no smoke monsters or polar bears, I'm going to be extremely disappointed in Lost.

I've never watched Lost, but I don't think it started as a "visit".

Just ask Tom Hanks and his volleyball how they "visited."

That was a volleyball?  I thought it was Shelly Long....
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 17, 2009, 07:38:37 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on March 16, 2009, 12:42:35 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on March 16, 2009, 12:24:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on March 13, 2009, 11:39:06 AM
Quote from: Weebs on March 13, 2009, 10:58:46 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on March 13, 2009, 10:51:14 AM
Quote from: Weebs on March 13, 2009, 10:49:41 AM
I know I said I wouldn't be back, but last night's episode and the last several have been outstanding.  That is all.

But people don't tell knock knock jokes at my office.  How can you still watch this show?

I don't know.  But I'm sure whenever I visit a tropical island for the first time and there's no smoke monsters or polar bears, I'm going to be extremely disappointed in Lost.

I've never watched Lost, but I don't think it started as a "visit".

Just ask Tom Hanks and his volleyball how they "visited."

That was a volleyball?  I thought it was Shelly Long....

I'd rather fuck the volleyball than Helen Hunt. At least now. That's one angry dyke.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on March 20, 2009, 02:13:01 AM
This show just got all kinds of realistic.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on March 20, 2009, 08:18:43 AM
Quote from: Weebs on March 20, 2009, 02:13:01 AM
This show just got all kinds of realistic.

An episode in which a black man comes to the office to oversee all manner of white folks and suddenly Weebs thinks it just got REAL.  Wait...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on March 20, 2009, 09:07:11 AM
Quote from: Weebs on March 20, 2009, 02:13:01 AM
This show just got all kinds of realistic.

You promised to stay out of this thread.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on March 20, 2009, 10:10:22 AM
I loved Jim's interactions with Charles Minor.  Loved them SO MUCH.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on March 20, 2009, 08:07:55 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on March 20, 2009, 10:10:22 AM
I loved Jim's interactions with Charles Minor.  Loved them SO MUCH.

I couldn't agree more if I still had a whole sack of agree agreeing agree me.

Agree.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on March 26, 2009, 02:56:34 PM
Apparently, Michael's resignation is going to stick...at least for a while.  Rumor has it at some point he decides to open his own paper business.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on March 26, 2009, 03:18:12 PM
Quote from: Andy on March 26, 2009, 02:56:34 PM
Apparently, Michael's resignation is going to stick...at least for a while.  Rumor has it at some point he decides to open his own paper business.



Thanks Michael Ausiello.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on March 26, 2009, 11:22:00 PM
I was ready for this episode to be better.  I did like Crossword Puzzle Guy getting picked to be productivity supervisor or whatever he said.  "Hey, guy sitting there doing a crossword puzzle and not listening, make sure everyone's doing what they're supposed to be doing and not goofing off." 

Where does this documentary film crew get their funding?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on March 27, 2009, 08:29:12 AM
Quote from: JD on March 26, 2009, 11:22:00 PM
I was ready for this episode to be better. 

I thought the Pam storyline was weird.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on March 27, 2009, 08:55:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 27, 2009, 08:29:12 AM
Quote from: JD on March 26, 2009, 11:22:00 PM
I was ready for this episode to be better. 

I thought the Pam storyline was weird.

I agree. It wasn't realistic. The idea of ryan coming back to help run the new company is one I approve of however.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on March 29, 2009, 10:57:00 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 27, 2009, 08:29:12 AM
Quote from: JD on March 26, 2009, 11:22:00 PM
I was ready for this episode to be better. 

I thought the Pam storyline was weird.

I thought she was just doing a bit from "Jerry Maguire".

When you can't even convince Andy Bernard to buy into your scheme, you're screwed.

"I'm opening my own paper company."
In this climate?
"In any climate"

Also enjoyed the "It's Monster.  Singular."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 30, 2009, 07:36:54 AM
[Weebs]This guy seems to be so sharp, then puts Kevin on phones, and Stanley in charge of productivity? I sense his real agenda is derailing the Scranton branch.[/Weebs]
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CBStew on March 30, 2009, 09:32:07 AM
Wasn't he one of the drug dealers during the first two years of "The Wire"?  Last night, in the premiere of "The #1 Ladies' Detective Agency" he played a kidnapper.  That show deserves its own thread.   
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Shooter on March 30, 2009, 10:35:19 AM
Quote from: CBStew on March 30, 2009, 09:32:07 AM
Wasn't he one of the drug dealers during the first two years of "The Wire"?  Last night, in the premiere of "The #1 Ladies' Detective Agency" he played a kidnapper.  That show deserves its own thread.   

He was Stringer Bell. Ran the show on the outside while Avon Barksdale was in the pen.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on April 06, 2009, 11:58:56 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

For the life of me I can't figure out what happened to Ryan.  He came back briefly, but I have no idea what happened...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on April 06, 2009, 01:31:38 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

I don't think we need to know any more of Creed than we already do. It would ruin the mystery.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on April 06, 2009, 01:39:12 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 06, 2009, 11:58:56 AM
For the life of me I can't figure out what happened to Ryan.  He came back briefly, but I have no idea what happened...

He went to Thailand.  Once in a lifetime opportunity.

Also, I like Mindy Kaling, so I don't mind Kelly.

Quote from: Slakee on April 06, 2009, 01:31:38 PM
I don't think we need to know any more of Creed than we already do. It would ruin the mystery.

Agreed.  The writers use him perfectly.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.

I can't stand the way Kevin talks.  So, no.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 06, 2009, 01:59:03 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.

I can't stand the way Kevin talks.  So, no.

Have you ever heard yourself talk? It's uncanny how much you sound like Kevin.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 02:00:59 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 01:59:03 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.

I can't stand the way Kevin talks.  So, no.

Have you ever heard yourself talk? It's uncanny how much you sound like Kevin.

No, I'm part of the 100% of the population that doesn't listen to our Podcast.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on April 06, 2009, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.

I can't stand the way Kevin talks.  So, no.

To me, it's not what Kevin says.  If you pay attention, sometimes when somebody says something that could be taken in a dirty or nasty way, Kevin is always smiling or laughing or saying "yes" really softly.  THAT'S why I like Kevin.  Oh, and the episode when he said he had Jim's back if Roy fought him--golden.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on April 06, 2009, 02:04:15 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 06, 2009, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.

I can't stand the way Kevin talks.  So, no.

To me, it's not what Kevin says.  If you pay attention, sometimes when somebody says something that could be taken in a dirty or nasty way, Kevin is always smiling or laughing or saying "yes" really softly.  THAT'S why I like Kevin.  Oh, and the episode when he said he had Jim's back if Roy fought him--golden.

I like Kevin because he's in Scrantonicity.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 02:04:15 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 06, 2009, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.

I can't stand the way Kevin talks.  So, no.

To me, it's not what Kevin says.  If you pay attention, sometimes when somebody says something that could be taken in a dirty or nasty way, Kevin is always smiling or laughing or saying "yes" really softly.  THAT'S why I like Kevin.  Oh, and the episode when he said he had Jim's back if Roy fought him--golden.

I like Kevin because he's in Scrantonicity.

I do love Scrantonicity.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT III on April 06, 2009, 02:53:26 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 02:04:15 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 06, 2009, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.

I can't stand the way Kevin talks.  So, no.

To me, it's not what Kevin says.  If you pay attention, sometimes when somebody says something that could be taken in a dirty or nasty way, Kevin is always smiling or laughing or saying "yes" really softly.  THAT'S why I like Kevin.  Oh, and the episode when he said he had Jim's back if Roy fought him--golden.

I like Kevin because he's in Scrantonicity.

I do love Scrantonicity.

Which means BH can't like them anymore.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 04:33:46 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2009, 02:53:26 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 02:04:15 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 06, 2009, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.

I can't stand the way Kevin talks.  So, no.

To me, it's not what Kevin says.  If you pay attention, sometimes when somebody says something that could be taken in a dirty or nasty way, Kevin is always smiling or laughing or saying "yes" really softly.  THAT'S why I like Kevin.  Oh, and the episode when he said he had Jim's back if Roy fought him--golden.

I like Kevin because he's in Scrantonicity.

I do love Scrantonicity.

Which means BH can't like them anymore.

Sorry, BH.  There are still plenty of bands I hate from which you may choose.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on April 06, 2009, 04:42:24 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 04:33:46 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2009, 02:53:26 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 02:04:15 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 06, 2009, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.

I can't stand the way Kevin talks.  So, no.

To me, it's not what Kevin says.  If you pay attention, sometimes when somebody says something that could be taken in a dirty or nasty way, Kevin is always smiling or laughing or saying "yes" really softly.  THAT'S why I like Kevin.  Oh, and the episode when he said he had Jim's back if Roy fought him--golden.

I like Kevin because he's in Scrantonicity.

I do love Scrantonicity.

Which means BH can't like them anymore.

Sorry, BH.  There are still plenty of bands I hate from which you may choose.

I still like Scrantonicity. But only to upset CT.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 06, 2009, 05:00:28 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 04:33:46 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2009, 02:53:26 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 02:04:15 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 06, 2009, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.

I can't stand the way Kevin talks.  So, no.

To me, it's not what Kevin says.  If you pay attention, sometimes when somebody says something that could be taken in a dirty or nasty way, Kevin is always smiling or laughing or saying "yes" really softly.  THAT'S why I like Kevin.  Oh, and the episode when he said he had Jim's back if Roy fought him--golden.

I like Kevin because he's in Scrantonicity.

I do love Scrantonicity.

Which means BH can't like them anymore.

Sorry, BH.  There are still plenty of bands I hate from which you may choose.

Too bad Nickelback will never be on that list.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT III on April 06, 2009, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 04:42:24 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 04:33:46 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2009, 02:53:26 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 02:04:15 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 06, 2009, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.

I can't stand the way Kevin talks.  So, no.

To me, it's not what Kevin says.  If you pay attention, sometimes when somebody says something that could be taken in a dirty or nasty way, Kevin is always smiling or laughing or saying "yes" really softly.  THAT'S why I like Kevin.  Oh, and the episode when he said he had Jim's back if Roy fought him--golden.

I like Kevin because he's in Scrantonicity.

I do love Scrantonicity.

Which means BH can't like them anymore.

Sorry, BH.  There are still plenty of bands I hate from which you may choose.

I still like Scrantonicity. But only to upset CT.

Eh, I'm not upset.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 07, 2009, 08:42:37 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2009, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 04:42:24 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 04:33:46 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2009, 02:53:26 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 02:04:15 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 06, 2009, 02:02:33 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2009, 12:26:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: BH on April 06, 2009, 11:48:36 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 06, 2009, 11:42:54 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 05, 2009, 09:07:26 PM
I don't get the Pam story line, either, but I can't wait to watch the Angela/Kelly fight to the death over the giant black man.  At least that'll be good.

Really?  I loathe both of those characters.  I hope they get zero extra screen time out of this.

I agree. Creed Bratton is the star of the show. They have him involved a lot less than they need to.

Creed, Andy, and Stanley should move into an apartment together, and cameras should follow them around.

No Kevin? FAIL.

I can't stand the way Kevin talks.  So, no.

To me, it's not what Kevin says.  If you pay attention, sometimes when somebody says something that could be taken in a dirty or nasty way, Kevin is always smiling or laughing or saying "yes" really softly.  THAT'S why I like Kevin.  Oh, and the episode when he said he had Jim's back if Roy fought him--golden.

I like Kevin because he's in Scrantonicity.

I do love Scrantonicity.

Which means BH can't like them anymore.

Sorry, BH.  There are still plenty of bands I hate from which you may choose.

I still like Scrantonicity. But only to upset CT.

Eh, I'm not upset.

But you DO like Nickelback.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on April 10, 2009, 04:25:39 AM
Gotta go mom, P is being a real B.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 10, 2009, 07:35:16 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 10, 2009, 04:25:39 AM
Gotta go mom, P is being a real B.

She'd be a 6 in New York, but she's a 7 here.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on April 10, 2009, 09:35:36 AM
I love the new Ryan.  Getting picked up by his mom was awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on April 10, 2009, 10:04:54 AM
It's Britney bitch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on April 10, 2009, 10:21:00 AM
My favorite part of the episode(s) was:

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.  -Wayne Gretzky"
                                              -Michael Scott
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on April 10, 2009, 12:48:00 PM
The "new" opening was pretty good also
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on April 10, 2009, 12:53:42 PM
Quote from: thehawk on April 10, 2009, 12:48:00 PM
The "new" opening was pretty good also

Yes.  Dwight almost walking into their office while trying to go to the bathroom.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on April 13, 2009, 09:07:42 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 10, 2009, 10:21:00 AM
My favorite part of the episode(s) was:

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.  -Wayne Gretzky"
                                              -Michael Scott

THIS.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 13, 2009, 12:39:32 PM
There have been too many moments in the past few weeks that have crossed the line between uncomfortably funny and just uncomfortable.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 13, 2009, 12:52:51 PM

Mention must be made of the awesomeness of Andy and Dwight's cockblocking giving way to bromance.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on April 13, 2009, 01:22:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 13, 2009, 12:52:51 PM

Mention must be made of the awesomeness of Andy and Dwight's cockblocking giving way to bromance.

Here's where you went wrong.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 13, 2009, 03:08:14 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 13, 2009, 01:22:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 13, 2009, 12:52:51 PM

Mention must be made of the awesomeness of Andy and Dwight's cockblocking giving way to bromance.

Here's where you went wrong.

If you've got a better word to describe two dudes forgetting about the cute chick looking to hook up in order to jam on a John Denver song, I'm open to suggestions.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on April 13, 2009, 05:03:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 13, 2009, 03:08:14 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 13, 2009, 01:22:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 13, 2009, 12:52:51 PM

Mention must be made of the awesomeness of Andy and Dwight's cockblocking giving way to bromance.

Here's where you went wrong.

If you've got a better word to describe two dudes forgetting about the cute chick looking to hook up in order to jam on a John Denver song, I'm open to suggestions.

Fagatronics.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 13, 2009, 08:23:14 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 13, 2009, 05:03:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 13, 2009, 03:08:14 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 13, 2009, 01:22:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 13, 2009, 12:52:51 PM

Mention must be made of the awesomeness of Andy and Dwight's cockblocking giving way to bromance. Fagatronics.

Here's where you went wrong.

If you've got a better word to describe two dudes forgetting about the cute chick looking to hook up in order to jam on a John Denver song, I'm open to suggestions.

Fagatronics.

Done.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on April 14, 2009, 11:38:56 AM
Anyone else find it unrealistic that the new boss likes soccer over basketball?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 14, 2009, 11:42:26 AM
Quote from: BH on April 14, 2009, 11:38:56 AM
Anyone else find it unrealistic that the new boss likes soccer over basketball?

Or that Oscar doesn't play soccer?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on April 14, 2009, 11:47:12 AM
Quote from: BH on April 14, 2009, 11:38:56 AM
Anyone else find it unrealistic that the new boss likes soccer over basketball?

Did you know he was in Prom Night?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on April 14, 2009, 09:40:47 PM
Just caught up on the last two episodes, and all of the observations were memorable.  I'd only like to add that Stanley's rumbling laugh when he saw Ryan made we howl with laughter myself.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 15, 2009, 07:20:35 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 14, 2009, 09:40:47 PM
Just caught up on the last two episodes, and all of the observations were memorable.  I'd only like to add that Stanley's rumbling laugh when he saw Ryan made we howl with laughter myself.

Huey, Queen of England.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on April 15, 2009, 08:27:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 15, 2009, 07:20:35 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 14, 2009, 09:40:47 PM
Just caught up on the last two episodes, and all of the observations were memorable.  I'd only like to add that Stanley's rumbling laugh when he saw Ryan made we howl with laughter myself.

Huey, Queen of England.

HMPF!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on April 16, 2009, 09:59:51 PM
I don't know how long they can drag it out, but this Michael Scott Paper Company storyline is one of the best they've done. Outstanding episode.

"How's your black wife?"

"How's your gay son?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on April 17, 2009, 05:17:31 AM
Quote from: RV on April 16, 2009, 09:59:51 PM
I don't know how long they can drag it out, but this Michael Scott Paper Company storyline is one of the best they've done. Outstanding episode.

"How's your black wife?"

"How's your gay son?"

Orange you glad I didn't say that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on April 17, 2009, 07:01:20 AM
Quote from: RV on April 16, 2009, 09:59:51 PM
I don't know how long they can drag it out, but this Michael Scott Paper Company storyline is one of the best they've done. Outstanding episode.

"How's your black wife?"

"How's your gay son?"

The Michael Scott Paper Company has been great so far. I loved Michael's color coding system on the business cards.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on April 17, 2009, 09:42:55 AM
You won't walk down the aisle...you'll boogie

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/clips/here-comes-treble-limited-time-only/1087462/ (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/clips/here-comes-treble-limited-time-only/1087462/)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on April 24, 2009, 07:05:58 AM
Good episode last night.

Charles' discovery of Dwight's uniqueness was great.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on April 24, 2009, 07:38:13 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 24, 2009, 07:05:58 AM
Good episode last night.

Charles' discovery of Dwight's uniqueness was great.

I'm going to miss Charles.  I rather loved he and Jim's interactions and how foolish Jim always seemed in front of Charles.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on April 24, 2009, 08:21:44 AM
I loved how wrong Ryan's pricing model was and how him and michael both asked the accountant to tell them "what his meaning of a variable" model was.. awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on April 24, 2009, 08:36:09 AM
Michael:  "I want to you crunch those numbers again."

Dude who crunches numbers:  "It's a computer model, there's really no crunching..."

Michael:  "Just...just crunch the numbers."

Dude who crunches numbers (leans over to his computer, pokes a button on the keyboard):  "Crunch."

Pam:  "Did that help?"

Nice.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on April 24, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
So David agreed to fire Charles?

Well that's not very realsitic.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on April 24, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 24, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
So David agreed to fire Charles?

Well that's not very realsitic.

Was he fired? I thought he just got moved out of the Scranton office, maybe back to corporate.

It's too bad the Michael Scott Paper Company had to come to an end. I'm glad they didn't drag it out too long, but that was a hilarious storyline. Will Ryan be the new receptionist?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on April 24, 2009, 10:24:57 AM
The whole Thailand conversation was sublime.  It went from Ryan fessing up that he didn't go to Thailand and went to Fort Lauderdale instead, but claimed he had really good pad thai down there, to Michael  claiming that he loves pad thai, to Ryan calling him out on it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on April 24, 2009, 10:53:27 AM
Quote from: RV on April 24, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 24, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
So David agreed to fire Charles?

Well that's not very realsitic.

Was he fired? I thought he just got moved out of the Scranton office, maybe back to corporate.

It's too bad the Michael Scott Paper Company had to come to an end. I'm glad they didn't drag it out too long, but that was a hilarious storyline. Will Ryan be the new receptionist?

Pretty sure that's what happened. I thought it was an excellent way to end that arc. Well done, Office writers. Well done.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on April 24, 2009, 11:00:06 AM
I also like the image of Cousin Mose scurrying through the beet field in socks to steal all the beets.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on April 24, 2009, 11:23:02 AM
Quote from: RV on April 24, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 24, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
So David agreed to fire Charles?

Well that's not very realsitic.

Was he fired? I thought he just got moved out of the Scranton office, maybe back to corporate.

It's too bad the Michael Scott Paper Company had to come to an end. I'm glad they didn't drag it out too long, but that was a hilarious storyline. Will Ryan be the new receptionist?

I hope not.  I dig the new receptionist.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on April 24, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 24, 2009, 11:23:02 AM
Quote from: RV on April 24, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 24, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
So David agreed to fire Charles?

Well that's not very realsitic.

Was he fired? I thought he just got moved out of the Scranton office, maybe back to corporate.

It's too bad the Michael Scott Paper Company had to come to an end. I'm glad they didn't drag it out too long, but that was a hilarious storyline. Will Ryan be the new receptionist?

I hope not.  I dig the new receptionist.

THI.

(http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ellie-kemper.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: butthead on April 24, 2009, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 24, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 24, 2009, 11:23:02 AM
Quote from: RV on April 24, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 24, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
So David agreed to fire Charles?

Well that's not very realsitic.

Was he fired? I thought he just got moved out of the Scranton office, maybe back to corporate.

It's too bad the Michael Scott Paper Company had to come to an end. I'm glad they didn't drag it out too long, but that was a hilarious storyline. Will Ryan be the new receptionist?

I hope not.  I dig the new receptionist.

THI.

(http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ellie-kemper.jpg)

And she's kinky. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764532)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 24, 2009, 01:51:07 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 24, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 24, 2009, 11:23:02 AM
Quote from: RV on April 24, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 24, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
So David agreed to fire Charles?

Well that's not very realsitic.

Was he fired? I thought he just got moved out of the Scranton office, maybe back to corporate.

It's too bad the Michael Scott Paper Company had to come to an end. I'm glad they didn't drag it out too long, but that was a hilarious storyline. Will Ryan be the new receptionist?

I hope not.  I dig the new receptionist.

THI.

(http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ellie-kemper.jpg)

OK, so at least this time you post a chick and you're on the fucking ball. How about some consistency?

You're on notice, pal.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on April 24, 2009, 02:18:26 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 24, 2009, 01:51:07 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 24, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 24, 2009, 11:23:02 AM
Quote from: RV on April 24, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 24, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
So David agreed to fire Charles?

Well that's not very realsitic.

Was he fired? I thought he just got moved out of the Scranton office, maybe back to corporate.

It's too bad the Michael Scott Paper Company had to come to an end. I'm glad they didn't drag it out too long, but that was a hilarious storyline. Will Ryan be the new receptionist?

I hope not.  I dig the new receptionist.

THI.

(http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ellie-kemper.jpg)

OK, so at least this time you post a chick and you're on the fucking ball. How about some consistency?

You're on notice, pal.

Don't get mad at me just because you want to fuck the guy from American Idol.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on April 24, 2009, 02:22:36 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 24, 2009, 02:18:26 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 24, 2009, 01:51:07 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 24, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 24, 2009, 11:23:02 AM
Quote from: RV on April 24, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 24, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
So David agreed to fire Charles?

Well that's not very realsitic.

Was he fired? I thought he just got moved out of the Scranton office, maybe back to corporate.

It's too bad the Michael Scott Paper Company had to come to an end. I'm glad they didn't drag it out too long, but that was a hilarious storyline. Will Ryan be the new receptionist?

I hope not.  I dig the new receptionist.

THI.

(http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ellie-kemper.jpg)

OK, so at least this time you post a chick and you're on the fucking ball. How about some consistency?

You're on notice, pal.

Don't get mad at me just because you want to fuck the guy from American Idol.

Are we talking about Adam Lambert here?  I don't think I'd go that far, but I'd probably walk around holding hands in a Qatar-male-friendship sort of way. 

I'm in severe danger of damaging The Office thread even worse than Weebs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 24, 2009, 02:25:39 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 24, 2009, 02:18:26 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 24, 2009, 01:51:07 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 24, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 24, 2009, 11:23:02 AM
Quote from: RV on April 24, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 24, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
So David agreed to fire Charles?

Well that's not very realsitic.

Was he fired? I thought he just got moved out of the Scranton office, maybe back to corporate.

It's too bad the Michael Scott Paper Company had to come to an end. I'm glad they didn't drag it out too long, but that was a hilarious storyline. Will Ryan be the new receptionist?

I hope not.  I dig the new receptionist.

THI.

(http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ellie-kemper.jpg)

OK, so at least this time you post a chick and you're on the fucking ball. How about some consistency?

You're on notice, pal.

Don't get mad at me just because you want to fuck the guy from American Idol.

What makes you think there's only one?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CBStew on April 24, 2009, 04:31:00 PM
Quote from: butthead on April 24, 2009, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 24, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 24, 2009, 11:23:02 AM
Quote from: RV on April 24, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 24, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
So David agreed to fire Charles?

Well that's not very realsitic.

Was he fired? I thought he just got moved out of the Scranton office, maybe back to corporate.

It's too bad the Michael Scott Paper Company had to come to an end. I'm glad they didn't drag it out too long, but that was a hilarious storyline. Will Ryan be the new receptionist?

I hope not.  I dig the new receptionist.

THI.

(http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ellie-kemper.jpg)

And she's kinky. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764532)

She may not be kinky, but she is funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on April 24, 2009, 09:59:28 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 24, 2009, 10:53:27 AM
Quote from: RV on April 24, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 24, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
So David agreed to fire Charles?

Well that's not very realsitic.

Was he fired? I thought he just got moved out of the Scranton office, maybe back to corporate.

It's too bad the Michael Scott Paper Company had to come to an end. I'm glad they didn't drag it out too long, but that was a hilarious storyline. Will Ryan be the new receptionist?

Pretty sure that's what happened. I thought it was an excellent way to end that arc. Well done, Office writers. Well done.

I'm on board with these two goobers with the stuff they are writing. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 01, 2009, 10:42:23 AM
Creed: I'd like to set you up with my daughter.
Jim: Oh. I'm engaged to Pam.
Creed: I thought you were gay.
Jim: Why would you want to set me up with your daughter if you thought I was gay?
Creed: I don't know.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on May 01, 2009, 10:51:24 AM
Even when this show has a weak or just weird plot--not that we should expect them to go yard every week anyway--it still delivers some laughs.  In addition to the Creed and Jim stuff, Darryl's one scene made up for anything bad in this episode.  I howled when he asked Michael, "What'd I tell you about making forts back here?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on May 01, 2009, 11:48:31 AM
One word: Kevin and his chili pot.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 01, 2009, 08:15:16 PM
Quote from: Slakee on May 01, 2009, 11:48:31 AM
One word: Kevin and his chili pot.

Two words:  It's pony.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on May 05, 2009, 12:21:57 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 01, 2009, 10:42:23 AM
Creed: I'd like to set you up with my daughter.
Jim: Oh. I'm engaged to Pam.
Creed: I thought you were gay.
Jim: Why would you want to set me up with your daughter if you thought I was gay?
Creed: I don't know.

Creed's cult outfit was terrific, too.

When Meredith went down to join the salespeople's secret meeting, that made me wonder.  What IS her job?  Is she quality control, like Creed?  And what does Kelly do?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 05, 2009, 12:41:04 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 05, 2009, 12:21:57 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 01, 2009, 10:42:23 AM
Creed: I'd like to set you up with my daughter.
Jim: Oh. I'm engaged to Pam.
Creed: I thought you were gay.
Jim: Why would you want to set me up with your daughter if you thought I was gay?
Creed: I don't know.

Creed's cult outfit was terrific, too.

When Meredith went down to join the salespeople's secret meeting, that made me wonder.  What IS her job?  Is she quality control, like Creed?  And what does Kelly do?

She's Indian, so clearly her job is Customer Service.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: flannj on May 06, 2009, 08:18:34 AM
The horror of Meredith rearranging her outfit.

Kelly: Dammit Meredith where are your panties?

Meredith: It's casual day.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on May 07, 2009, 10:19:44 PM
Is there a cookie?
and
I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm in a dance off.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: RV on May 08, 2009, 08:45:21 AM
Outstanding episode. The dance off was hilarious, any episode that brings some C&C Music Factory into the mix is gravy in my book.

Creed's rearview mirror and Andy's baby voice were the other highlights.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: KD on May 08, 2009, 11:08:03 AM
It may have felt slim to some, but to me it reminded of some very good Taxi/Cheers episodes that were one big "we love this cast and these writers and each other and everybody hug!"-laydowns. I dug it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 08, 2009, 09:11:54 PM
Quote from: KD on May 08, 2009, 11:08:03 AM
It may have felt slim to some, but to me it reminded of some very good Taxi/Cheers episodes that were one big "we love this cast and these writers and each other and everybody hug!"-laydowns. I dug it.

I concur.  I thought they were going to do something like shut the Disco down when Michael went down there.  I was ready for a big awkward scene.  I'm glad they didn't.  I thought it was a feel-good episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on May 11, 2009, 09:58:44 AM
The Andy-Kelly dance-off was spectacular.  I figured Kelly was going to dance like a stripper, but Flashdance was even better.  So was Dwight's "EASY, girl," to Phyllis.  And feeding her a carrot.

If I haven't said it before, can I say how much I love the fact that Andy stayed on as a character?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 11, 2009, 10:06:09 AM

Now I won't be able to see who's driving behind me.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 12, 2009, 08:24:11 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 11, 2009, 09:58:44 AM
The Andy-Kelly dance-off was spectacular.  I figured Kelly was going to dance like a stripper, but Flashdance was even better.  So was Dwight's "EASY, girl," to Phyllis.  And feeding her a carrot.

If I haven't said it before, can I say how much I love the fact that Andy stayed on as a character?

This. 

And I'm liking the new secretary, too.  She does "blank expression" like nobody's business

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on May 15, 2009, 08:51:56 AM
The skit was fantastic, especially the torture and the closing of another branch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on May 15, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest

and

I'm just kidding, he's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when it's leg is broken
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Poon on May 15, 2009, 10:29:55 AM
I usually don't enjoy the theater but this is delightful.

(http://iworkattheoffice.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/stanley.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on May 15, 2009, 11:11:10 PM
Quote from: JD on May 12, 2009, 08:24:11 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 11, 2009, 09:58:44 AM
The Andy-Kelly dance-off was spectacular.  I figured Kelly was going to dance like a stripper, but Flashdance was even better.  So was Dwight's "EASY, girl," to Phyllis.  And feeding her a carrot.

If I haven't said it before, can I say how much I love the fact that Andy stayed on as a character?

This. 

And I'm liking the new secretary, too.  She does "blank expression" like nobody's business



I'm still catching up here, but as I noticed nobody quoted Angela's line, I will do the honors.

"I don't mean to be that person but I just don't like the general spirit of music."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on May 16, 2009, 12:34:18 AM
Not to get all Weebs, but that was the most REALISTIC episode I've ever seen.  Both Dwight and Michael acted like REAL PEOPLE to great effect.

So, what do you think the big news was?  That Pam's ankle is okay?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: ChuckD on May 16, 2009, 12:44:12 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 16, 2009, 12:34:18 AM
Not to get all Weebs, but that was the most REALISTIC episode I've ever seen.  Both Dwight and Michael acted like REAL PEOPLE to great effect.

So, what do you think the big news was?  That Pam's ankle is okay?

Her ankle's pregnant!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on May 16, 2009, 07:36:08 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 16, 2009, 12:44:12 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 16, 2009, 12:34:18 AM
Not to get all Weebs, but that was the most REALISTIC episode I've ever seen.  Both Dwight and Michael acted like REAL PEOPLE to great effect.

So, what do you think the big news was?  That Pam's ankle is okay?

Her ankle's pregnant!

Shit.  I should have used protection last night.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on May 16, 2009, 02:14:06 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 16, 2009, 12:44:12 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 16, 2009, 12:34:18 AM
Not to get all Weebs, but that was the most REALISTIC episode I've ever seen.  Both Dwight and Michael acted like REAL PEOPLE to great effect.

So, what do you think the big news was?  That Pam's ankle is okay?

Her ankle's pregnant!

What kind of doctor administers a pregnancy test for a twisted ankle?  The perverted kind.  MY kind.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2009, 06:40:41 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 16, 2009, 02:14:06 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on May 16, 2009, 12:44:12 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 16, 2009, 12:34:18 AM
Not to get all Weebs, but that was the most REALISTIC episode I've ever seen.  Both Dwight and Michael acted like REAL PEOPLE to great effect.

So, what do you think the big news was?  That Pam's ankle is okay?

Her ankle's pregnant!

What kind of doctor administers a pregnancy test for a twisted ankle?  The perverted kind.  MY kind.

He sure didn't look like Dr. Spaceman.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on September 17, 2009, 10:18:09 PM
If I can't scuba, then what has all this been about?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: ChuckD on September 18, 2009, 01:00:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 17, 2009, 10:18:09 PM
If I can't scuba, then what has all this been about?

Men's butts.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on September 18, 2009, 07:27:46 AM
This episode sucked.  Nobody hires "interns" and nobody gossips in an office. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on September 18, 2009, 08:56:50 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 17, 2009, 10:18:09 PM
If I can't scuba, then what has all this been about?

I know it won't be referenced again, but I desperately want to know more about Creed's plot.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 18, 2009, 08:57:26 AM

Kelly's anorexic!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 18, 2009, 09:23:58 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 18, 2009, 08:56:50 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 17, 2009, 10:18:09 PM
If I can't scuba, then what has all this been about?

I know it won't be referenced again, but I desperately want to know more about Creed's plot.

I'd like to know more about the person operating Kevin.

(As unrealistic as that was.)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Andy on September 18, 2009, 10:31:35 AM
Creed: Who's your OBGYN?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 18, 2009, 10:34:25 AM

HARDCORE!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 18, 2009, 10:45:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 18, 2009, 10:34:25 AM

HARDCORE!

Wow.

Fork = TDubbs?

This is kind of fun.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 18, 2009, 10:50:10 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 18, 2009, 10:45:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 18, 2009, 10:34:25 AM

HARDCORE!

Wow.

Fork = TDubbs?

This is kind of fun.

I watched TDubbs jump into the refrigerator box.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 18, 2009, 10:52:58 AM
Since SKO is off at class, I'll take this up for him...

Quoteyou know what was great about th Parkour part? when Tdubbs Fork thought they were saying "HARDCORE" and made that his facebook status posted that to Desipio
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 18, 2009, 11:51:22 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 18, 2009, 10:52:58 AM
Since SKO is off at class, I'll take this up for him...

Quoteyou know what was great about th Parkour part? when Tdubbs Fork thought they were saying "HARDCORE" and made that his facebook status posted that to Desipio

Um, that was that I was referring to...fucking nuance.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on September 18, 2009, 01:49:11 PM
To be fair to Fork (and I'm not sure why I'm doing this), I'm pretty sure they said "hardcore parkour" at least once.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 18, 2009, 02:11:58 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 18, 2009, 01:49:11 PM
To be fair to Fork (and I'm not sure why I'm doing this), I'm pretty sure they said "hardcore parkour" at least once.

I noted the same thing to SKO.

That said, that's not what either of these peas in a pod... what's the word... said.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on September 21, 2009, 08:05:53 AM
Andy:  Even the fact that I'm gay?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on September 25, 2009, 09:17:12 PM
Seriously?  None of you goobs talked about this show?



Well, I won't be the first.



But I liked it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 28, 2009, 07:51:14 AM

The Michael/Oscar scene was awesomeness.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 29, 2009, 07:23:31 AM
DPD.

Creed (http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=106291) and the rest of the cast are now bobbleheads.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on September 29, 2009, 08:30:42 AM
I really don't think Jim is that good at his job. Him being in charge of operations is going to be an epic failure.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 30, 2009, 12:17:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2009, 07:23:31 AM
DPD.

Creed (http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=106291) and the rest of the cast are now bobbleheads.

QuoteCreed Barton is Dunder Mifflin's Quality Assurance Director...or as he calls it, "Quabity Ashwitz". A product of the 60's, Creed's memory is extremely poor (for obvious reasons). Aside from forgetting his job title, he often forgets the names of his co-workers too. Angela is "Andrea", Meredith is "Mary Beth", Dwight is "Shruitt", etc. Bound by no moral guidelines, Creed resides in Toronto three nights a week in order to milk the welfare state, shirks nearly all his responsibilities – work and otherwise, and admits to being a kleptomaniac.

Uh-oh, someone doesn't eat the company dog food at NBC.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 30, 2009, 12:22:37 PM
Quote from: BH on September 29, 2009, 08:30:42 AM
I really don't think Jim is that good at his job. Him being in charge of operations is going to be an epic failure.

I hope they don't go with the cliched plot device of hiring someone who is like Jim from 5 years ago, and Jim having to discipline him.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on September 30, 2009, 12:26:04 PM
Wow.  Kevin (http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=106294) is spot-on.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 30, 2009, 12:26:32 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on September 30, 2009, 12:17:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2009, 07:23:31 AM
DPD.

Creed (http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=106291) and the rest of the cast are now bobbleheads.

QuoteCreed Barton is Dunder Mifflin's Quality Assurance Director...or as he calls it, "Quabity Ashwitz". A product of the 60's, Creed's memory is extremely poor (for obvious reasons). Aside from forgetting his job title, he often forgets the names of his co-workers too. Angela is "Andrea", Meredith is "Mary Beth", Dwight is "Shruitt", etc. Bound by no moral guidelines, Creed resides in Toronto three nights a week in order to milk the welfare state, shirks nearly all his responsibilities – work and otherwise, and admits to being a kleptomaniac.

Uh-oh, someone doesn't eat the company dog food at NBC.

Whoever wrote that spelled Bratton wrong.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on September 30, 2009, 12:32:41 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 30, 2009, 12:26:32 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on September 30, 2009, 12:17:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2009, 07:23:31 AM
DPD.

Creed (http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=106291) and the rest of the cast are now bobbleheads.

QuoteCreed Barton is Dunder Mifflin's Quality Assurance Director...or as he calls it, "Quabity Ashwitz". A product of the 60's, Creed's memory is extremely poor (for obvious reasons). Aside from forgetting his job title, he often forgets the names of his co-workers too. Angela is "Andrea", Meredith is "Mary Beth", Dwight is "Shruitt", etc. Bound by no moral guidelines, Creed resides in Toronto three nights a week in order to milk the welfare state, shirks nearly all his responsibilities – work and otherwise, and admits to being a kleptomaniac.

Uh-oh, someone doesn't eat the company dog food at NBC.

Whoever wrote that spelled Bratton wrong.

And the bobblehead looks nothing like him.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 30, 2009, 12:35:21 PM
Quote from: BH on September 30, 2009, 12:32:41 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 30, 2009, 12:26:32 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on September 30, 2009, 12:17:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2009, 07:23:31 AM
DPD.

Creed (http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=106291) and the rest of the cast are now bobbleheads.

QuoteCreed Barton is Dunder Mifflin's Quality Assurance Director...or as he calls it, "Quabity Ashwitz". A product of the 60's, Creed's memory is extremely poor (for obvious reasons). Aside from forgetting his job title, he often forgets the names of his co-workers too. Angela is "Andrea", Meredith is "Mary Beth", Dwight is "Shruitt", etc. Bound by no moral guidelines, Creed resides in Toronto three nights a week in order to milk the welfare state, shirks nearly all his responsibilities – work and otherwise, and admits to being a kleptomaniac.

Uh-oh, someone doesn't eat the company dog food at NBC.

Whoever wrote that spelled Bratton wrong.

And the bobblehead looks nothing like him.

Yeah, I've got the Creed, along with the Michael and Dwight...the Dwight looks almost cartoonish, the Michael looks reasonably realistic,and the Creed looks like Neil Patrick Harris.

Still, a damn sight better than last year's Jonathan Toews bobblehead that looks like Barack Obama.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:49:48 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags. rolling papers.

Better idea'd.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on September 30, 2009, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 30, 2009, 02:27:48 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 30, 2009, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on October 01, 2009, 07:52:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 02:27:48 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 30, 2009, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".

Daryle's sister is hot.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 08:16:41 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on October 01, 2009, 07:52:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 02:27:48 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 30, 2009, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".

Daryle's sister is hot.

This show fucking sucks now.  There.

*puts on flame suit*
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on October 01, 2009, 08:52:49 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 08:16:41 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on October 01, 2009, 07:52:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 02:27:48 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 30, 2009, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".

Daryle's sister is hot.

This show fucking sucks now.  There.

*puts on flame suit*

Good argument. I know you've changed my mind.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on October 01, 2009, 09:07:47 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 08:16:41 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on October 01, 2009, 07:52:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 02:27:48 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 30, 2009, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".

Daryle's sister is hot.

This show fucking sucks now.  There.

*puts on flame suit*

I know you're the new Chuck, but this is a joke, right?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on October 01, 2009, 09:17:14 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 08:16:41 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on October 01, 2009, 07:52:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 02:27:48 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 30, 2009, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".

Daryle's sister is hot.

This show fucking sucks now.  There.

*puts on flame suit*

If there ever was evidence that this show is still awesome wrapped in bacon tits, Weebs hating it is proof in the pudding.  I just made myself hungry.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 01, 2009, 09:30:17 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 01, 2009, 09:07:47 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 08:16:41 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on October 01, 2009, 07:52:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 02:27:48 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 30, 2009, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: MAD on September 30, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
The Fergie Jenkins bobblehead that they gave out last night looks like Lester Hayes.

They should have given out Fergie Jenkins rosin bags.

Luckily you got this in on time for "September's most retardedly unrelated and asinine comment of the month award"

Yellon called, you're late for your game of "Hide The Bologna".

Daryle's sister is hot.

This show fucking sucks now.  There.

*puts on flame suit*

I know you're the new Chuck, but this is a joke, right?

Nope, it's not a joke. Weebs is a joyless fagatard. Let's beat him.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 01, 2009, 09:40:30 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

Because (I assume) you're at work and bored to your tits just like the rest of us and thinking about trivial shit like Weebs and what missiles of misguided tardisms are bouncing around his feckless mind kills some time until lunch?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on October 01, 2009, 10:02:54 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Oh, for fuck's sake.  Stop yourself.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on October 01, 2009, 10:37:33 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Why?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 10:39:28 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 01, 2009, 10:37:33 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Why?

Nice try.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 01, 2009, 10:43:30 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 10:39:28 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 01, 2009, 10:37:33 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Why?

Nice try.

How can you offer a theory without data to back it up?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SKO on October 01, 2009, 10:52:54 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Why? Because Jim and Pam got together? Let me guess, you're one of those fans of the British version and loved the first couple seasons because the plot was nearly identical and its just "so pivotal" to the dynamic that Jim and Pam keep up their "will they or won't they" crap? There's a reason The Office has changed so much the last couple years, and that's because it had to. The British version lasted a whopping two seasons. The show actually has to evolve and have character development or else it would get repetitive and boring. I'm sure its pisses you off that the show has gotten out of the nice little corner you'd hemmed it into, but believe it or not the plot had to evolve past fleeting glances between Jim and Pam and Jim putting Dwight's shit in jello. Get over it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 01, 2009, 11:07:53 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far...

What the hell? There have been two episodes.

You're worse than BC.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on October 01, 2009, 11:15:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2009, 11:07:53 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far...

What the hell? There have been two episodes.

You're worse than BC.

Had the Bears lost last week, I'd have concluded that JAKE UTLER needs to go!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 01, 2009, 11:18:08 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 01, 2009, 11:15:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2009, 11:07:53 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far...

What the hell? There have been two episodes.

You're worse than BC.

Had the Bears lost last week, I'd have concluded that JAKE UTLER needs to go!

Ron Turner and the secondary for the real BC Experience.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 11:22:35 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2009, 11:07:53 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far...

What the hell? There have been two episodes.

You're worse than BC.

And so far, they've been TERRIBLE!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tony on October 01, 2009, 11:33:41 AM
It's been better since Jim and Pam got together. The drama of their relationship was distracting from the awesomeness of Creed and Kevin and the other secondary characters.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 01, 2009, 11:47:33 AM
Quote from: SKO on October 01, 2009, 10:52:54 AM
There's a reason The Office has changed so much the last couple years, and that's because it had to. The British version lasted a whopping two seasons. The show actually has to evolve and have character development or else it would get repetitive and boring. I'm sure its pisses you off that the show has gotten out of the nice little corner you'd hemmed it into, but believe it or not the plot had to evolve past fleeting glances between Jim and Pam and Jim putting Dwight's shit in jello. Get over it.

Quote from: Tony on October 01, 2009, 11:33:41 AM
It's been better since Jim and Pam got together. The drama of their relationship was distracting from the awesomeness of Creed and Kevin and the other secondary characters.

These.

Far too many shows thrive on that "will they or won't they" romantic tension alone and then suck after the characters hook finally up.

The Office has survived it because it's better than that, and is fully capable of actual character development.

But Weebs feels "The Injury" was better than "Gossip," so the show "fucking sucks now."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on October 01, 2009, 11:52:23 AM
Getting off the wildly popular tradition of bashing Weebs' skull in, has anybody noticed Michael's desperation to be reaching epic proportions?  Maybe I didn't realize how bad it was in the previous seasons, but this season (and part of last season) it really started to get so uncomfortable watching him that I couldn't watch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 01, 2009, 11:52:54 AM
Adding: you know what Season 6 episode is going to fucking suck?

This Season 6 episode is going to fucking suck. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niagara_(The_Office))

QuoteThe Office travels to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim (John Krasinski) and Pam's (Jenna Fischer) wedding under strict orders not to mention Pam's pregnancy. Michael (Steve Carell), Dwight (Rainn Wilson), and Andy (Ed Helms) all want to hook up with guests at the wedding and Michael and Dwight meet twins.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 01, 2009, 11:54:13 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on October 01, 2009, 11:52:23 AM
Getting off the wildly popular tradition of bashing Weebs' skull in, has anybody noticed Michael's desperation to be reaching epic proportions?  Maybe I didn't realize how bad it was in the previous seasons, but this season (and part of last season) it really started to get so uncomfortable watching him that I couldn't watch.

Now that you mention it, I have begun to notice a certain amount of awkwardness on this show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 01, 2009, 12:08:43 PM
Quote from: Tony on October 01, 2009, 11:33:41 AM
It's been better since Jim and Pam got together. The drama of their relationship was distracting from the awesomeness of Creed and Kevin and the other secondary characters.

Absolutely agree.  I also like that once they put Jim and Pam together, they just stayed that way because my heart couldn't take any more of JAM being apart and focused on the other characters.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 01, 2009, 12:20:13 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 01, 2009, 12:08:43 PM
Quote from: Tony on October 01, 2009, 11:33:41 AM
It's been better since Jim and Pam got together. The drama of their relationship was distracting from the awesomeness of Creed and Kevin and the other secondary characters.

Absolutely agree.  I also like that once they put Jim and Pam together, they just stayed that way because my heart couldn't take any more of JAM being apart and focused on the other characters.

So very much this. Guess what TV? Sometimes two people get together and never break up. Crazy shakes, I know.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 01:13:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 01, 2009, 10:52:54 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Why? Because Jim and Pam got together? Let me guess, you're one of those fans of the British version and loved the first couple seasons because the plot was nearly identical and its just "so pivotal" to the dynamic that Jim and Pam keep up their "will they or won't they" crap? There's a reason The Office has changed so much the last couple years, and that's because it had to. The British version lasted a whopping two seasons. The show actually has to evolve and have character development or else it would get repetitive and boring. I'm sure its pisses you off that the show has gotten out of the nice little corner you'd hemmed it into, but believe it or not the plot had to evolve past fleeting glances between Jim and Pam and Jim putting Dwight's shit in jello. Get over it.

I actually never watched the British version until a couple months ago.  And obviously the Jim and Pam thing had to end.  Keeping that crap going is what ruins most TV shows.  I just think that since that point, the show has gone downhill.  Not because of that relationship, but because the entire tone of the show changed.  I'm all for character development, but I just don't like the way they've developed most of the characters.  Sue me.  I think it's stupid that Michael went from being a little naive and kind of a dick who was bad at his manager job, but still seemed to be a fairly competent guy at times (from what I've seen of the British version, that's pretty similar to Ricky Gervais' character), to a lovable idiot.  I think it's stupid that Ryan, Pam and Jan all changed personalities almost to the point where the only similarities between their characters in seasons 1-3 and season 4 was that they had the same names.

I'm not against the reasoning for why the show changed so much after season 3.  A show has to change to keep from being repetitive.  But I just think they took it in a bad direction.  I apologize that the rest of you think it's still awesome and I do not.  Please, continue with the Weebs-hate.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on October 01, 2009, 01:24:45 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 01:13:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 01, 2009, 10:52:54 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Why? Because Jim and Pam got together? Let me guess, you're one of those fans of the British version and loved the first couple seasons because the plot was nearly identical and its just "so pivotal" to the dynamic that Jim and Pam keep up their "will they or won't they" crap? There's a reason The Office has changed so much the last couple years, and that's because it had to. The British version lasted a whopping two seasons. The show actually has to evolve and have character development or else it would get repetitive and boring. I'm sure its pisses you off that the show has gotten out of the nice little corner you'd hemmed it into, but believe it or not the plot had to evolve past fleeting glances between Jim and Pam and Jim putting Dwight's shit in jello. Get over it.

I actually never watched the British version until a couple months ago.  And obviously the Jim and Pam thing had to end.  Keeping that crap going is what ruins most TV shows.  I just think that since that point, the show has gone downhill.  Not because of that relationship, but because the entire tone of the show changed.  I'm all for character development, but I just don't like the way they've developed most of the characters.  Sue me.  I think it's stupid that Michael went from being a little naive and kind of a dick who was bad at his manager job, but still seemed to be a fairly competent guy at times (from what I've seen of the British version, that's pretty similar to Ricky Gervais' character), to a lovable idiot.  I think it's stupid that Ryan, Pam and Jan all changed personalities almost to the point where the only similarities between their characters in seasons 1-3 and season 4 was that they had the same names.

I'm not against the reasoning for why the show changed so much after season 3.  A show has to change to keep from being repetitive.  But I just think they took it in a bad direction.  I apologize that the rest of you think it's still awesome and I do not.  Please, continue with the Weebs-hate.

If by this you mean more Daryle, Kevin and Creed, I'm all for it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 01, 2009, 01:30:30 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 01:13:03 PM
I think it's stupid that Ryan, Pam and Jan all changed personalities almost to the point where the only similarities between their characters in seasons 1-3 and season 4 was that they had the same names.


Ryan changed a ton, yes, but what is so different about Jim and Pam?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 01:34:01 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 01:13:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 01, 2009, 10:52:54 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Why? Because Jim and Pam got together? Let me guess, you're one of those fans of the British version and loved the first couple seasons because the plot was nearly identical and its just "so pivotal" to the dynamic that Jim and Pam keep up their "will they or won't they" crap? There's a reason The Office has changed so much the last couple years, and that's because it had to. The British version lasted a whopping two seasons. The show actually has to evolve and have character development or else it would get repetitive and boring. I'm sure its pisses you off that the show has gotten out of the nice little corner you'd hemmed it into, but believe it or not the plot had to evolve past fleeting glances between Jim and Pam and Jim putting Dwight's shit in jello. Get over it.

I actually never watched the British version until a couple months ago.  And obviously the Jim and Pam thing had to end.  Keeping that crap going is what ruins most TV shows.  I just think that since that point, the show has gone downhill.  Not because of that relationship, but because the entire tone of the show changed.  I'm all for character development, but I just don't like the way they've developed most of the characters.  Sue me.  I think it's stupid that Michael went from being a little naive and kind of a dick who was bad at his manager job, but still seemed to be a fairly competent guy at times (from what I've seen of the British version, that's pretty similar to Ricky Gervais' character), to a lovable idiot.  I think it's stupid that Ryan, Pam and Jan all changed personalities almost to the point where the only similarities between their characters in seasons 1-3 and season 4 was that they had the same names.

I'm not against the reasoning for why the show changed so much after season 3.  A show has to change to keep from being repetitive.  But I just think they took it in a bad direction.  I apologize that the rest of you think it's still awesome and I do not.  Please, continue with the Weebs-hate.

I sure hope you take a shot at explaining how Jim's personality has changed since the start of the series.  One might suggest that his motivation has changed, since he's actually maturing and thinking about his career, which would be realistic.  But his personality is exactly the same.  You know how I can tell?  Because John Krasinski can play exactly one character, and that character is Jim Halpert.

I see Eli just FACED me, but fuck it.  I'm posting, anyhow.

Incidentally, I don't think Ryan's personality has changed much, either.  He's always been an arrogant party person who thought he was too good for his temp job, and certainly thought he was better than everyone else in the office (most notably Jim, Michael, and Kelly).  Once he got exposed to "the scene," he got out of control.  I think he's been pretty consistent, honestly.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on October 01, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
I enjoy watching the Office. But am starting to think I don't pay enough attention to every f'ng detail about it, to truly understand or appreciate it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 01:48:01 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 01:34:01 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 01:13:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 01, 2009, 10:52:54 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
I don't even get why the past episode would be the one to make Weebs hate it.  I also don't get why I've wasted thirty seconds of my time thinking about Weebs' opinion of The Office.

It wasn't this past episode.  It was this season so far, and a majority of the last two or three seasons.  They're playing season 2 episodes on FOX now and the show was much, much better back then.  It all went downhill at the start of season 4.

Why? Because Jim and Pam got together? Let me guess, you're one of those fans of the British version and loved the first couple seasons because the plot was nearly identical and its just "so pivotal" to the dynamic that Jim and Pam keep up their "will they or won't they" crap? There's a reason The Office has changed so much the last couple years, and that's because it had to. The British version lasted a whopping two seasons. The show actually has to evolve and have character development or else it would get repetitive and boring. I'm sure its pisses you off that the show has gotten out of the nice little corner you'd hemmed it into, but believe it or not the plot had to evolve past fleeting glances between Jim and Pam and Jim putting Dwight's shit in jello. Get over it.

I actually never watched the British version until a couple months ago.  And obviously the Jim and Pam thing had to end.  Keeping that crap going is what ruins most TV shows.  I just think that since that point, the show has gone downhill.  Not because of that relationship, but because the entire tone of the show changed.  I'm all for character development, but I just don't like the way they've developed most of the characters.  Sue me.  I think it's stupid that Michael went from being a little naive and kind of a dick who was bad at his manager job, but still seemed to be a fairly competent guy at times (from what I've seen of the British version, that's pretty similar to Ricky Gervais' character), to a lovable idiot.  I think it's stupid that Ryan, Pam and Jan all changed personalities almost to the point where the only similarities between their characters in seasons 1-3 and season 4 was that they had the same names.

I'm not against the reasoning for why the show changed so much after season 3.  A show has to change to keep from being repetitive.  But I just think they took it in a bad direction.  I apologize that the rest of you think it's still awesome and I do not.  Please, continue with the Weebs-hate.

I sure hope you take a shot at explaining how Jim's personality has changed since the start of the series.  One might suggest that his motivation has changed, since he's actually maturing and thinking about his career, which would be realistic.  But his personality is exactly the same.  You know how I can tell?  Because John Krasinski can play exactly one character, and that character is Jim Halpert.

I see Eli just FACED me, but fuck it.  I'm posting, anyhow.

Incidentally, I don't think Ryan's personality has changed much, either.  He's always been an arrogant party person who thought he was too good for his temp job, and certainly thought he was better than everyone else in the office (most notably Jim, Michael, and Kelly).  Once he got exposed to "the scene," he got out of control.  I think he's been pretty consistent, honestly.

Apparently both of you can't read, so I'm not going to take a shot at explaining something I never said in the first place.

I agree that Ryan was always arrogant, but just like Pam, he also was pretty quiet.  In the span of that one summer between seasons 3 and 4, they both became incredibly talkative and outgoing.  That's what I think changed the most between those two seasons.  Some of the best moments in seasons 1-3 were when there was little to no dialog, focusing more on the awkward pauses in a conversation.  Starting with season 4, it's like the writers decided there always needs to be some kind of dialog or outrageous sight gag.  Those first three seasons had a lot more laughs with a lot less dialog.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 01:57:32 PM
Okay, I misread "Jan" as "Jim."  I already made my argument for Ryan.  As for Jan, she is definitely the best example for your completely wrong argument.  However, one might argue that the stage was set for her being a headcase.  Keep in mind, she went through a divorce and was seeing a shrink even when we first met her.  And clearly you wouldn't see "batshit crazy" Jan in the workplace.  We didn't get to see that until she was in a personal relationship with Michael, which makes perfect sense.

You suck at critiquing entertainment.  Stop it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: TDubbs on October 01, 2009, 02:09:34 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 01:48:01 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 01:34:01 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 01:13:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 01, 2009, 10:52:54 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM


Why? Because Jim and Pam got together? Let me guess, you're one of those fans of the British version and loved the first couple seasons because the plot was nearly identical and its just "so pivotal" to the dynamic that Jim and Pam keep up their "will they or won't they" crap? There's a reason The Office has changed so much the last couple years, and that's because it had to. The British version lasted a whopping two seasons. The show actually has to evolve and have character development or else it would get repetitive and boring. I'm sure its pisses you off that the show has gotten out of the nice little corner you'd hemmed it into, but believe it or not the plot had to evolve past fleeting glances between Jim and Pam and Jim putting Dwight's shit in jello. Get over it.

I actually never watched the British version until a couple months ago.  And obviously the Jim and Pam thing had to end.  Keeping that crap going is what ruins most TV shows.  I just think that since that point, the show has gone downhill.  Not because of that relationship, but because the entire tone of the show changed.  I'm all for character development, but I just don't like the way they've developed most of the characters.  Sue me.  I think it's stupid that Michael went from being a little naive and kind of a dick who was bad at his manager job, but still seemed to be a fairly competent guy at times (from what I've seen of the British version, that's pretty similar to Ricky Gervais' character), to a lovable idiot.  I think it's stupid that Ryan, Pam and Jan all changed personalities almost to the point where the only similarities between their characters in seasons 1-3 and season 4 was that they had the same names.

I'm not against the reasoning for why the show changed so much after season 3.  A show has to change to keep from being repetitive.  But I just think they took it in a bad direction.  I apologize that the rest of you think it's still awesome and I do not.  Please, continue with the Weebs-hate.

I sure hope you take a shot at explaining how Jim's personality has changed since the start of the series.  One might suggest that his motivation has changed, since he's actually maturing and thinking about his career, which would be realistic.  But his personality is exactly the same.  You know how I can tell?  Because John Krasinski can play exactly one character, and that character is Jim Halpert.

I see Eli just FACED me, but fuck it.  I'm posting, anyhow.

Incidentally, I don't think Ryan's personality has changed much, either.  He's always been an arrogant party person who thought he was too good for his temp job, and certainly thought he was better than everyone else in the office (most notably Jim, Michael, and Kelly).  Once he got exposed to "the scene," he got out of control.  I think he's been pretty consistent, honestly.

Apparently both of you can't read, so I'm not going to take a shot at explaining something I never said in the first place.

I agree that Ryan was always arrogant, but just like Pam, he also was pretty quiet.  In the span of that one summer between seasons 3 and 4, they both became incredibly talkative and outgoing.  That's what I think changed the most between those two seasons.  Some of the best moments in seasons 1-3 were when there was little to no dialog, focusing more on the awkward pauses in a conversation.  Starting with season 4, it's like the writers decided there always needs to be some kind of dialog or outrageous sight gag.  Those first three seasons had a lot more laughs with a lot less dialog.

How can everybody else in the world think that the show has gotten better, yet you hate it?  
Most people in the real world change over the course of 4 years.  Look at RV.  He used to be a beer bonging, chick drilling, UHaul driving, chadmachine.  Now, he's old and fat and married and domesticated.  Look at yourself.  4 years ago you were a little nerdling playing video games all day with your chums and thinking life couldn't get any better.  Ok, so maybe that's not the best example.  But people change.  They wrote the characters to change b/c they, you know, have a job and shit happens at a job that causes you to change how you behave.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 02:20:14 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on October 01, 2009, 02:09:34 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 01:48:01 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 01:34:01 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 01:13:03 PM
Quote from: SKO on October 01, 2009, 10:52:54 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 01, 2009, 09:33:40 AM


Why? Because Jim and Pam got together? Let me guess, you're one of those fans of the British version and loved the first couple seasons because the plot was nearly identical and its just "so pivotal" to the dynamic that Jim and Pam keep up their "will they or won't they" crap? There's a reason The Office has changed so much the last couple years, and that's because it had to. The British version lasted a whopping two seasons. The show actually has to evolve and have character development or else it would get repetitive and boring. I'm sure its pisses you off that the show has gotten out of the nice little corner you'd hemmed it into, but believe it or not the plot had to evolve past fleeting glances between Jim and Pam and Jim putting Dwight's shit in jello. Get over it.

I actually never watched the British version until a couple months ago.  And obviously the Jim and Pam thing had to end.  Keeping that crap going is what ruins most TV shows.  I just think that since that point, the show has gone downhill.  Not because of that relationship, but because the entire tone of the show changed.  I'm all for character development, but I just don't like the way they've developed most of the characters.  Sue me.  I think it's stupid that Michael went from being a little naive and kind of a dick who was bad at his manager job, but still seemed to be a fairly competent guy at times (from what I've seen of the British version, that's pretty similar to Ricky Gervais' character), to a lovable idiot.  I think it's stupid that Ryan, Pam and Jan all changed personalities almost to the point where the only similarities between their characters in seasons 1-3 and season 4 was that they had the same names.

I'm not against the reasoning for why the show changed so much after season 3.  A show has to change to keep from being repetitive.  But I just think they took it in a bad direction.  I apologize that the rest of you think it's still awesome and I do not.  Please, continue with the Weebs-hate.

I sure hope you take a shot at explaining how Jim's personality has changed since the start of the series.  One might suggest that his motivation has changed, since he's actually maturing and thinking about his career, which would be realistic.  But his personality is exactly the same.  You know how I can tell?  Because John Krasinski can play exactly one character, and that character is Jim Halpert.

I see Eli just FACED me, but fuck it.  I'm posting, anyhow.

Incidentally, I don't think Ryan's personality has changed much, either.  He's always been an arrogant party person who thought he was too good for his temp job, and certainly thought he was better than everyone else in the office (most notably Jim, Michael, and Kelly).  Once he got exposed to "the scene," he got out of control.  I think he's been pretty consistent, honestly.

Apparently both of you can't read, so I'm not going to take a shot at explaining something I never said in the first place.

I agree that Ryan was always arrogant, but just like Pam, he also was pretty quiet.  In the span of that one summer between seasons 3 and 4, they both became incredibly talkative and outgoing.  That's what I think changed the most between those two seasons.  Some of the best moments in seasons 1-3 were when there was little to no dialog, focusing more on the awkward pauses in a conversation.  Starting with season 4, it's like the writers decided there always needs to be some kind of dialog or outrageous sight gag.  Those first three seasons had a lot more laughs with a lot less dialog.

How can everybody else in the world think that the show has gotten better, yet you hate it?  
Most people in the real world change over the course of 4 years.  Look at RV.  He used to be a beer bonging, chick drilling, UHaul driving, chadmachine.  Now, he's old and fat and married and domesticated.  Look at yourself.  4 years ago you were a little nerdling playing video games all day with your chums and thinking life couldn't get any better.  Ok, so maybe that's not the best example.  But people change.  They wrote the characters to change b/c they, you know, have a job and shit happens at a job that causes you to change how you behave.

You're right.  I'm the only person in the world who thinks the show has gotten worse.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on October 01, 2009, 02:23:57 PM
Nice going on the QuoteFAIL, Dubbs, you turdblossom.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 01, 2009, 02:40:48 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 01, 2009, 01:48:01 PM
Apparently both of you can't read, so I'm not going to take a shot at explaining something I never said in the first place.

I already told you I can't bear to see Jim and Pam apart.  It doesn't matter if it's on screen or in your stupid posts. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 01, 2009, 09:04:21 PM
Did you see this crappy episode? They didn't even decide who got the raises!

So fake.

I want my money back.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: *In a Nutsack on October 02, 2009, 07:44:41 AM
Quote from: Marjory Keek on October 01, 2009, 09:04:21 PM
Did you see this crappy episode? They didn't even decide who got the raises!

So fake.

I want my money back.

I heart this new direction they're going with Jim's career.  He comes across as all serious and confident, but muffs the raise thing and turns into Michael's twin, drinking gin out of a "World's Greatest Boss" mug.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 02, 2009, 08:44:56 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on October 02, 2009, 07:44:41 AM
Quote from: Marjory Keek on October 01, 2009, 09:04:21 PM
Did you see this crappy episode? They didn't even decide who got the raises!

So fake.

I want my money back.

I heart this new direction they're going with Jim's career.  He comes across as all serious and confident, but muffs the raise thing and turns into Michael's twin, drinking gin out of a "World's Greatest Boss" mug.

What is this?

Gin.

(sips)

Let's pretend we're not here.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Richard Chuggar on October 08, 2009, 08:54:41 PM
I really like the way that Andy dresses. 

And I also wonder how bad Kevin's shoes smelled. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 08, 2009, 08:58:34 PM
Fuck you, Weebs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 08, 2009, 10:03:31 PM
I really liked the puking at the beginning.

No.  I REALLY liked the puking.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 08, 2009, 11:40:33 PM
This show fucking rocks.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 09, 2009, 12:11:45 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 08, 2009, 11:40:33 PM
This show fucking rocks.

No, seriously... Fuck you.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Richard Chuggar on October 09, 2009, 05:01:19 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 09, 2009, 12:11:45 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 08, 2009, 11:40:33 PM
This show fucking rocks.

No, seriously... Fuck you.

Thi.  Tha.  Tho.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 09, 2009, 07:28:13 AM
I'm still undecided if I liked or hated the YouTube wedding dance deal at the end.  I guess it gave us Dwight kicking the bridesmaid in the face, so that's a point in its favor.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: flannj on October 09, 2009, 07:35:59 AM
Quote from: JD on October 08, 2009, 10:03:31 PM
I really liked the puking at the beginning.

No.  I REALLY liked the puking.
Creed continuing to eat a bowl of noodles while everyone else around him was puking their guts out was fucking hysterical.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT III on October 09, 2009, 08:19:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 09, 2009, 07:28:13 AM
I'm still undecided if I liked or hated the YouTube wedding dance deal at the end.  I guess it gave us Dwight kicking the bridesmaid in the face, so that's a point in its favor.

Well for god's sake, please let us know when you decide.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 09, 2009, 08:24:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 09, 2009, 07:28:13 AM
I'm still undecided if I liked or hated the YouTube wedding dance deal at the end.  I guess it gave us Dwight kicking the bridesmaid in the face, so that's a point in its favor.

I thought they played it perfectly.

Would it really have been an Office wedding without a lame aping of that overexposed viral video?

Michael: "Did you see this on Youtube?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on October 09, 2009, 08:46:00 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 09, 2009, 08:24:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 09, 2009, 07:28:13 AM
I'm still undecided if I liked or hated the YouTube wedding dance deal at the end.  I guess it gave us Dwight kicking the bridesmaid in the face, so that's a point in its favor.

I thought they played it perfectly.

Would it really have been an Office wedding without a lame aping of that overexposed viral video?

Michael: "Did you see this on Youtube?"

Those. I thought it was awesome. Completely in character with Jim's douchetrain brothers to plan something like that.

Last night's episode reminded me of the one last season with the dance party at the Michael Scott Paper Company office...sure it may have been a tad UNREALISTIC to watch the entire cast dance up and down the aisle, but I'll be damned if it wasn't funny as hell.

And the small touches are the best: Michael tying non-empty cans to the back of his car, Stanley yet again giving a toaster as a wedding gift.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on October 09, 2009, 09:25:22 AM
DPD. How did this show exist without Andy Bernard? The scene with him laying next to Pam's bed, bragging about sleeping with the bride the night before the wedding, and then admitting he cried all night, was pure greatness.

So was Dwight's three wolf moon t-shirt.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 09, 2009, 09:55:11 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 09, 2009, 09:25:22 AM
DPD. How did this show exist without Andy Bernard? The scene with him laying next to Pam's bed, bragging about sleeping with the bride the night before the wedding, and then admitting he cried all night, was pure greatness.

So was Dwight's three wolf moon t-shirt.

I liked Andy more in season 3, back when everything else about the show was good.  I also liked the three wolf moon shirt.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 09, 2009, 10:06:52 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 09, 2009, 09:25:22 AM
So was Dwight's three wolf moon t-shirt.

I was of two minds about that...

On the one hand, it was an authentic Three Wolf Moon Shirt.

The original.

On the other hand, it felt a bit derivative of The Hangover.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on October 09, 2009, 10:36:39 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 09, 2009, 08:46:00 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 09, 2009, 08:24:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 09, 2009, 07:28:13 AM
I'm still undecided if I liked or hated the YouTube wedding dance deal at the end.  I guess it gave us Dwight kicking the bridesmaid in the face, so that's a point in its favor.

I thought they played it perfectly.

Would it really have been an Office wedding without a lame aping of that overexposed viral video?

Michael: "Did you see this on Youtube?"

Those. I thought it was awesome. Completely in character with Jim's douchetrain brothers to plan something like that.

Last night's episode reminded me of the one last season with the dance party at the Michael Scott Paper Company office...sure it may have been a tad UNREALISTIC to watch the entire cast dance up and down the aisle, but I'll be damned if it wasn't funny as hell.

And the small touches are the best: Michael tying non-empty cans to the back of his car, Stanley yet again giving a toaster as a wedding gift.

Also loved Jim's, 'I bought the tickets for the boat trip as soon as I saw that video' line.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 09, 2009, 09:34:38 PM
I need Dwight's CD to intensify lovemaking to my wife.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 04:39:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 09, 2009, 07:28:13 AM
I'm still undecided if I liked or hated the YouTube wedding dance deal at the end.  I guess it gave us Dwight kicking the bridesmaid in the face, so that's a point in its favor.

The first kick, the one that didn't hit the bridesmaid in the face, was very Ricky Gervais-esque.  That was amazing.  As was everything about this episode.

"The peeing is fast, Oscar. It's getting my tie back on."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 12, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 09, 2009, 09:25:22 AM
DPD. How did this show exist without Andy Bernard? The scene with him laying next to Pam's bed, bragging about sleeping with the bride the night before the wedding, and then admitting he cried all night, was pure greatness.

So was Dwight's three wolf moon t-shirt.

Andy is amazing.  Too bad he paid all that money for the honeymoon suite and didn't even get to use it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 12, 2009, 09:42:25 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 12, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 09, 2009, 09:25:22 AM
DPD. How did this show exist without Andy Bernard? The scene with him laying next to Pam's bed, bragging about sleeping with the bride the night before the wedding, and then admitting he cried all night, was pure greatness.

So was Dwight's three wolf moon t-shirt.

Andy is amazing.  Too bad he paid all that money for the honeymoon suite and didn't even get to use it.

An Andy-Erin arc is very promising. I have no idea what it is about Erin, but she's nice.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on October 13, 2009, 08:29:11 AM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 12, 2009, 09:42:25 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 12, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 09, 2009, 09:25:22 AM
DPD. How did this show exist without Andy Bernard? The scene with him laying next to Pam's bed, bragging about sleeping with the bride the night before the wedding, and then admitting he cried all night, was pure greatness.

So was Dwight's three wolf moon t-shirt.

Andy is amazing.  Too bad he paid all that money for the honeymoon suite and didn't even get to use it.

An Andy-Erin arc is very promising. I have no idea what it is about Erin, but she's nice.

EVERY BIT OF THI!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 13, 2009, 07:32:11 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 12, 2009, 09:42:25 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 12, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 09, 2009, 09:25:22 AM
DPD. How did this show exist without Andy Bernard? The scene with him laying next to Pam's bed, bragging about sleeping with the bride the night before the wedding, and then admitting he cried all night, was pure greatness.

So was Dwight's three wolf moon t-shirt.

Andy is amazing.  Too bad he paid all that money for the honeymoon suite and didn't even get to use it.

An Andy-Erin arc is very promising. I have no idea what it is about Erin, but she's nice.

She's perfectly blank, which is hilarious.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 15, 2009, 08:46:33 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 12, 2009, 09:42:25 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 12, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 09, 2009, 09:25:22 AM
DPD. How did this show exist without Andy Bernard? The scene with him laying next to Pam's bed, bragging about sleeping with the bride the night before the wedding, and then admitting he cried all night, was pure greatness.

So was Dwight's three wolf moon t-shirt.

Andy is amazing.  Too bad he paid all that money for the honeymoon suite and didn't even get to use it.

An Andy-Erin arc is very promising. I have no idea what it is about Erin, but she's nice.

She smells like his mom.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 15, 2009, 09:08:38 PM
You would LOVE prison, Oscar.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on October 16, 2009, 07:39:02 AM
You have a broken sparktube.  You're car's totalled.  You should get a refund on that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Oscar's awesome.

"The coalition for reason is extremely weak."

Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit. 

And he may brag that Jim and Pam didn't know that it was him, but Oscar knew.  I doubt it's a storyline that will get followed up on, but still funny.

This show is solid.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 21, 2009, 09:03:06 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Oscar's awesome.

"The coalition for reason is extremely weak."

Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit. 

And he may brag that Jim and Pam didn't know that it was him, but Oscar knew.  I doubt it's a storyline that will get followed up on, but still funny.

This show is solid.

The scene when Oscar knew he shouldn't call Jim but did it anyhow was great.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Philberto on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT III on October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Philberto on October 21, 2009, 03:01:31 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.

He's Jay Cutler
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.

As punishment for calling me out, it's Desipio policy to give you the plague.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on October 21, 2009, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.

As punishment for calling me out, it's Desipio policy to give you the plague. a night with Steve Phillips' mistress.


Worse than the plague'd
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT III on October 21, 2009, 03:51:45 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.

As punishment for calling me out, it's Desipio policy to give you the plague.

Uh, that's the "plaque" sir.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 04:53:57 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 03:51:45 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.

As punishment for calling me out, it's Desipio policy to give you the plague.

Uh, that's the "plaque" sir.

Ah yes. The special demotivational plaque to break what's left of your spirit...

(http://i36.tinypic.com/909atg.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT III on October 21, 2009, 07:19:58 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 04:53:57 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 03:51:45 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 21, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 21, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 21, 2009, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 21, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 20, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Kevin's act had been growning a little thin for me, but was almost entirely made up for with that ONE silent pan-in to his face after he realized that he fried Jim's credit.

I felt like the Kevin bits were the only unimpeachably awesome parts from this episode.

Oscar: Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?
Kevin: I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.
Oscar: This constitutes identity fraud.
Kevin: Oh, God. I wouldn't last in jail, Oscar. I'm not like you.
Oscar: What's that supposed to mean?
Kevin: Oh, you don't know about jail? Oh, you would love jail.
Oscar: Why would I love jail?
Kevin: Because... You would LOVE it.

Sure, the character is relatively one-note. But he hits that note so perfectly.

"I usually can think quick on my feet..."

I might be repeating myself but Kevin is criminally underrated. The episode where he opens the show narrating his expertise on chili making juxtaposed over him trying to carry the huge pot into the office, then spilling it everywhere, then frantically and hysterically trying to clean it up is one of the best scenes in the history of the show. I felt like laughing at him, helping him clean and giving him a shoulder to cry on all at the same time.

I would agree that was pretty damn funny. Trying to use papers from the reception desk to clean it up was a nice touch.

For those unaware, Yeti just got caught up on the first five seasons of the Office yesterday.

Now he totally gets what everyone else is talking about and has all the plot points to prove it!

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to call attention to it.

As punishment for calling me out, it's Desipio policy to give you the plague.

Uh, that's the "plaque" sir.

Ah yes. The special demotivational plaque to break what's left of your spirit...

(http://i36.tinypic.com/909atg.jpg)

Bravo, sir, bravo.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 22, 2009, 09:04:09 PM
Loved Michael's blind-guy eyes.  Also, Creed crying at the aria. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 23, 2009, 08:35:55 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

I liked the episode as a whole, but I'll throw a bone to WeebsKerm that Fischer's a pretty limited actress and it showed last night.  Not that this is a surprise to anyone.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 23, 2009, 08:38:12 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 23, 2009, 08:35:55 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

I liked the episode as a whole, but I'll throw a bone to WeebsKerm that Fischer's a pretty limited actress and it showed last night.  Not that this is a surprise to anyone.

Good writing/hot actress can cover a multitude of sins.

Ask Jennifer Aniston.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT III on October 23, 2009, 08:46:38 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.

If I was you, I wouldn't pay for this one.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.

I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 23, 2009, 09:14:59 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.

I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

Also Michael's face as he told Pam that the mom in question was hers.

"It's ok."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 23, 2009, 09:33:12 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

This.  Also when Jim got pissed at Toby immediately after.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 23, 2009, 09:45:23 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 23, 2009, 09:33:12 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

This.  Also when Jim got pissed at Toby immediately after.

The Toby stuff was great, as always.

"Why don't you have a seat over... or you could... sit on the shredder."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.

I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

HOW AM I GOING TO GET INTO ALL THE CLUBS NOW?

I stand by my statement.  Jenna Fischer really grated on me during that episode.  Every time she said "franks & beans" I wanted her to go on maternity leave.  And her "No more meetings!" chant was beyond painful to watch.  Plus, I was looking forward to a MUCH more complicated "Jim screwing with Dwight's radio" plot, and then he went and got all distracted by the "serious" problem.  That episode just didn't do it for me.

Ryan's hat was pretty fucking sweet, though.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: air2300 on October 23, 2009, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.

I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

HOW AM I GOING TO GET INTO ALL THE CLUBS NOW?

I stand by my statement.  Jenna Fischer really grated on me during that episode.  Every time she said "franks & beans" I wanted her to go on maternity leave.  And her "No more meetings!" chant was beyond painful to watch.  Plus, I was looking forward to a MUCH more complicated "Jim screwing with Dwight's radio" plot, and then he went and got all distracted by the "serious" problem.  That episode just didn't do it for me.

Ryan's hat was pretty fucking sweet, though.
I thought the chant scene was great because of Stanley's reaction in the background.  But I do agree with you on Jenna Fischer. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on October 23, 2009, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: air2300 on October 23, 2009, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.

I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

HOW AM I GOING TO GET INTO ALL THE CLUBS NOW?

I stand by my statement.  Jenna Fischer really grated on me during that episode.  Every time she said "franks & beans" I wanted her to go on maternity leave.  And her "No more meetings!" chant was beyond painful to watch.  Plus, I was looking forward to a MUCH more complicated "Jim screwing with Dwight's radio" plot, and then he went and got all distracted by the "serious" problem.  That episode just didn't do it for me.

Ryan's hat was pretty fucking sweet, though.
I thought the chant scene was great because of Stanley's reaction in the background.  But I do agree with you on Jenna Fischer. 

I think Fischer's inability to REALISTICALLY portray Pam's anger actually goes along with the character. Pam is such a nice person, it makes sense she wouldn't really know how to act when she's reached Mike Douche levels of anger.

And now we've spent way too much time talking about a character who's not even in the top 10 reasons to watch the show anyway.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 11:03:30 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: air2300 on October 23, 2009, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.

I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

HOW AM I GOING TO GET INTO ALL THE CLUBS NOW?

I stand by my statement.  Jenna Fischer really grated on me during that episode.  Every time she said "franks & beans" I wanted her to go on maternity leave.  And her "No more meetings!" chant was beyond painful to watch.  Plus, I was looking forward to a MUCH more complicated "Jim screwing with Dwight's radio" plot, and then he went and got all distracted by the "serious" problem.  That episode just didn't do it for me.

Ryan's hat was pretty fucking sweet, though.
I thought the chant scene was great because of Stanley's reaction in the background.  But I do agree with you on Jenna Fischer. 

I think Fischer's inability to REALISTICALLY portray Pam's anger actually goes along with the character. Pam is such a nice person, it makes sense she wouldn't really know how to act when she's reached Mike Douche levels of anger.

And now we've spent way too much time talking about a character who's not even in the top 10 reasons to watch the show anyway.

I would agree with you if she'd shown a lick of acting chops to this point in the series.  But I don't believe for one second she was thinking that deeply about her character.  I think she's just all-around terrible at acting, including, but not limited to, the "franks & beans" thing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CBStew on October 23, 2009, 11:53:59 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 11:03:30 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: air2300 on October 23, 2009, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.

I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

HOW AM I GOING TO GET INTO ALL THE CLUBS NOW?

I stand by my statement.  Jenna Fischer really grated on me during that episode.  Every time she said "franks & beans" I wanted her to go on maternity leave.  And her "No more meetings!" chant was beyond painful to watch.  Plus, I was looking forward to a MUCH more complicated "Jim screwing with Dwight's radio" plot, and then he went and got all distracted by the "serious" problem.  That episode just didn't do it for me.

Ryan's hat was pretty fucking sweet, though.
I thought the chant scene was great because of Stanley's reaction in the background.  But I do agree with you on Jenna Fischer. 

I think Fischer's inability to REALISTICALLY portray Pam's anger actually goes along with the character. Pam is such a nice person, it makes sense she wouldn't really know how to act when she's reached Mike Douche levels of anger.

And now we've spent way too much time talking about a character who's not even in the top 10 reasons to watch the show anyway.

I would agree with you if she'd shown a lick of acting chops to this point in the series.  But I don't believe for one second she was thinking that deeply about her character.  I think she's just all-around terrible at acting, including, but not limited to, the "franks & beans" thing.

What confused me is why it should be a big deal that Michael is shtuping Pam's mother?  Is it the fact that her mother is not celibate or the fact that she is not celibate with Michael?  Or is it that her hormones are out of whack?  Since when do offspring dictate with whom their divorced parents sleep?  Am I being naive?  The comic possibilities offered by double date episodes in the future are limitless.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tony on October 23, 2009, 12:15:59 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 22, 2009, 09:04:09 PM
Also, Creed crying at the aria. 

Quote from: air2300 on October 23, 2009, 10:13:04 AM
I thought the chant scene was great because of Stanley's reaction in the background. 

Those.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on October 23, 2009, 12:21:12 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 11:03:30 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: air2300 on October 23, 2009, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.

I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

HOW AM I GOING TO GET INTO ALL THE CLUBS NOW?

I stand by my statement.  Jenna Fischer really grated on me during that episode.  Every time she said "franks & beans" I wanted her to go on maternity leave.  And her "No more meetings!" chant was beyond painful to watch.  Plus, I was looking forward to a MUCH more complicated "Jim screwing with Dwight's radio" plot, and then he went and got all distracted by the "serious" problem.  That episode just didn't do it for me.

Ryan's hat was pretty fucking sweet, though.
I thought the chant scene was great because of Stanley's reaction in the background.  But I do agree with you on Jenna Fischer. 

I think Fischer's inability to REALISTICALLY portray Pam's anger actually goes along with the character. Pam is such a nice person, it makes sense she wouldn't really know how to act when she's reached Mike Douche levels of anger.

And now we've spent way too much time talking about a character who's not even in the top 10 reasons to watch the show anyway.

I would agree with you if she'd shown a lick of acting chops to this point in the series.  But I don't believe for one second she was thinking that deeply about her character.  I think she's just all-around terrible at acting, including, but not limited to, the "franks & beans" thing.

Jesus Christ, a perfectly good episode was ruined by Pam.  It's not so much that her acting was bad (although I'm glad they cut out her "Franks & Beans" laugh after about .5 second), but the episode was just Pam yelling the same thing for 3/4 of it.  She just became the most unlikeable character on the show, if she wasn't already.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 23, 2009, 09:56:26 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 23, 2009, 09:33:12 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

This.  Also when Jim got pissed at Toby immediately after.

That was awesome. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: flannj on October 27, 2009, 07:23:24 PM
Why I'm changing my name to Creed. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/74068/the-office-blackmail---the-entire-webisode#s-p1-sr-i2)

Andy:
I haven't freaked out about a decision like this since I had to choose between...

"Here Comes Treble"...

"Treble in Paradise"...

"The Treble Shooters"...

and...

"The Fingerlake Maestros"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on October 28, 2009, 07:27:13 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 11:03:30 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: air2300 on October 23, 2009, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.

I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

HOW AM I GOING TO GET INTO ALL THE CLUBS NOW?

I stand by my statement.  Jenna Fischer really grated on me during that episode.  Every time she said "franks & beans" I wanted her to go on maternity leave.  And her "No more meetings!" chant was beyond painful to watch.  Plus, I was looking forward to a MUCH more complicated "Jim screwing with Dwight's radio" plot, and then he went and got all distracted by the "serious" problem.  That episode just didn't do it for me.

Ryan's hat was pretty fucking sweet, though.
I thought the chant scene was great because of Stanley's reaction in the background.  But I do agree with you on Jenna Fischer. 

I think Fischer's inability to REALISTICALLY portray Pam's anger actually goes along with the character. Pam is such a nice person, it makes sense she wouldn't really know how to act when she's reached Mike Douche levels of anger.

And now we've spent way too much time talking about a character who's not even in the top 10 reasons to watch the show anyway.

I would agree with you if she'd shown a lick of acting chops to this point in the series.  But I don't believe for one second she was thinking that deeply about her character.  I think she's just all-around terrible at acting, including, but not limited to, the "franks & beans" thing.

I don't think she's a terrible actress.  I remember several instances, during the Jim-and-Pam-will-they/won't-they plot when she was pretty good.  Like, when she's dealing with the Roy stuff and trying to go to art school; or when Jim comes back from his interview with corporate and interrupts Pam's "interview" with the cameras at Scranton to ask her to dinner; the dinner episode at Michael and Jan's condo.

This is far too much analysis for someone with a nice set of sweater biscuits.  As a stand-alone actress, she's probably not very intriguing.  But, when she's playing off Jim or Dwight or Michael or any other character on the show, I find her geniuinely entertaining.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on October 28, 2009, 08:24:16 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 28, 2009, 07:27:13 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 11:03:30 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: air2300 on October 23, 2009, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.

I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

HOW AM I GOING TO GET INTO ALL THE CLUBS NOW?

I stand by my statement.  Jenna Fischer really grated on me during that episode.  Every time she said "franks & beans" I wanted her to go on maternity leave.  And her "No more meetings!" chant was beyond painful to watch.  Plus, I was looking forward to a MUCH more complicated "Jim screwing with Dwight's radio" plot, and then he went and got all distracted by the "serious" problem.  That episode just didn't do it for me.

Ryan's hat was pretty fucking sweet, though.
I thought the chant scene was great because of Stanley's reaction in the background.  But I do agree with you on Jenna Fischer. 

I think Fischer's inability to REALISTICALLY portray Pam's anger actually goes along with the character. Pam is such a nice person, it makes sense she wouldn't really know how to act when she's reached Mike Douche levels of anger.

And now we've spent way too much time talking about a character who's not even in the top 10 reasons to watch the show anyway.

I would agree with you if she'd shown a lick of acting chops to this point in the series.  But I don't believe for one second she was thinking that deeply about her character.  I think she's just all-around terrible at acting, including, but not limited to, the "franks & beans" thing.

I don't think she's a terrible actress.  I remember several instances, during the Jim-and-Pam-will-they/won't-they plot when she was pretty good.  Like, when she's dealing with the Roy stuff and trying to go to art school; or when Jim comes back from his interview with corporate and interrupts Pam's "interview" with the cameras at Scranton to ask her to dinner; the dinner episode at Michael and Jan's condo.

This is far too much analysis for someone with a nice set of sweater biscuits.  As a stand-alone actress, she's probably not very intriguing.  But, when she's playing off Jim or Dwight or Michael or any other character on the show, I find her geniuinely entertaining.

Now we just need some cinematography analysis from Yeti and this episode of Hayseed & Hilljack at the Picture Shows will be ready to air.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Philberto on October 28, 2009, 11:09:14 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 28, 2009, 08:24:16 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 28, 2009, 07:27:13 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 11:03:30 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 23, 2009, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: air2300 on October 23, 2009, 10:13:04 AM
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Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 23, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 22, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 22, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 22, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
That was a fucking great episode.

Really?  I was just coming on to say I thought it was the worst one I've seen.  Jenna Fischer is lucky she's hot, because she is an absolutely terrible actress.

Shut the fuck up, Weebs!

Ironically, this.

It wasn't an instant classic by any means, but COME ON!

Eh.  The only time I laughed was when Creed cried.  I love this show, but that episode bored me.

I thought it was nearly as funny as the wedding episode. Kerm's Comedy-Street-Cred-as-Judged-by-Me VIP card.....REVOKED!

Jim's reaction after Michael started describing Pam's mom's car was entertaining.

HOW AM I GOING TO GET INTO ALL THE CLUBS NOW?

I stand by my statement.  Jenna Fischer really grated on me during that episode.  Every time she said "franks & beans" I wanted her to go on maternity leave.  And her "No more meetings!" chant was beyond painful to watch.  Plus, I was looking forward to a MUCH more complicated "Jim screwing with Dwight's radio" plot, and then he went and got all distracted by the "serious" problem.  That episode just didn't do it for me.

Ryan's hat was pretty fucking sweet, though.
I thought the chant scene was great because of Stanley's reaction in the background.  But I do agree with you on Jenna Fischer. 

I think Fischer's inability to REALISTICALLY portray Pam's anger actually goes along with the character. Pam is such a nice person, it makes sense she wouldn't really know how to act when she's reached Mike Douche levels of anger.

And now we've spent way too much time talking about a character who's not even in the top 10 reasons to watch the show anyway.

I would agree with you if she'd shown a lick of acting chops to this point in the series.  But I don't believe for one second she was thinking that deeply about her character.  I think she's just all-around terrible at acting, including, but not limited to, the "franks & beans" thing.

I don't think she's a terrible actress.  I remember several instances, during the Jim-and-Pam-will-they/won't-they plot when she was pretty good.  Like, when she's dealing with the Roy stuff and trying to go to art school; or when Jim comes back from his interview with corporate and interrupts Pam's "interview" with the cameras at Scranton to ask her to dinner; the dinner episode at Michael and Jan's condo.

This is far too much analysis for someone with a nice set of sweater biscuits.  As a stand-alone actress, she's probably not very intriguing.  But, when she's playing off Jim or Dwight or Michael or any other character on the show, I find her geniuinely entertaining.

Now we just need some cinematography analysis from Yeti and this episode of Hayseed & Hilljack at the Picture Shows will be ready to air.

Well, they don't show enough shots that highlight her side and under boobage.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 28, 2009, 05:59:58 PM
I....DECLARE....BANKRUPTCY!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on October 30, 2009, 06:40:48 AM
Book Face.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on October 30, 2009, 07:53:46 AM
"You're paying too much for worms. Who is your worm guy?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 30, 2009, 10:00:40 AM
I didn't notice before that Creed has a picture of himself on the wall next to his desk.  And by "picture," I mean it looks like a computer printout.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Philberto on October 30, 2009, 10:03:42 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 30, 2009, 06:40:48 AM
Book Face.

IAN and Yeti: Twinkies for life
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 30, 2009, 12:32:20 PM

Has the "Failure Is Always An Option" poster always been on the wall?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on October 30, 2009, 01:21:04 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 30, 2009, 10:03:42 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 30, 2009, 06:40:48 AM
Book Face.

IAN and Yeti: Twinkies for life

IT MEANS WHAT WE SAY IT MEANS!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 30, 2009, 01:21:21 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 30, 2009, 12:32:20 PM

Has the "Failure Is Always An Option" poster always been on the wall?

Is that where Pam's painting used to be?  There was a deleted scene a few weeks back where Erin tried to clean it while Pam was gone and ended up ruining it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Internet Apex on October 30, 2009, 02:07:44 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on October 30, 2009, 07:53:46 AM
"You're paying too much for worms. Who is your worm guy?"
Quote from: Waco Kid on October 30, 2009, 07:53:46 AM
"You're paying too much for worms. Who is your worm guy?"
Quote from: Waco Kid on October 30, 2009, 07:53:46 AM
"You're paying too much for worms. Who is your worm guy?"
Quote from: Waco Kid on October 30, 2009, 07:53:46 AM
"You're paying too much for worms. Who is your worm guy?"
Quote from: Waco Kid on October 30, 2009, 07:53:46 AM
"You're paying too much for worms. Who is your worm guy?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on November 01, 2009, 03:40:33 PM
I'm a big fan of Erin.  I came across this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs)  (It's marginally safe for work; just watch your volume).  I don't know if this is DRLP or not.  Just watch and enjoy.  She's pretty hilarious.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 02, 2009, 08:56:31 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 01, 2009, 03:40:33 PM
I'm a big fan of Erin.  I came across this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs)  (It's marginally safe for work; just watch your volume).  I don't know if this is DRLP or not.  Just watch and enjoy.  She's pretty hilarious.

Derrick Comedy is Troy from Community's sketch comedy group.

I hope they did some funnier stuff than this.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on November 02, 2009, 09:02:21 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 02, 2009, 08:56:31 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 01, 2009, 03:40:33 PM
I'm a big fan of Erin.  I came across this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs)  (It's marginally safe for work; just watch your volume).  I don't know if this is DRLP or not.  Just watch and enjoy.  She's pretty hilarious.

Derrick Comedy is Troy from Community's sketch comedy group.

I hope they did some funnier stuff than this.

I thought it was mildly entertaining.  "Guys love it when it's like a desert in my mouth."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on November 06, 2009, 09:55:03 AM
Something's wrong. That paper was never supposed to get there.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on November 06, 2009, 10:28:34 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 06, 2009, 09:55:03 AM
Something's wrong. That paper was never supposed to get there.

This.

Also, Pam is just incredibly whiny and annoying now.  She needs to unbutton that blouse and shut the hell up.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on November 06, 2009, 10:34:49 AM
I loved Andy and Dwight's politeness competition.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on November 06, 2009, 11:29:41 AM
Quote from: BH on November 06, 2009, 10:34:49 AM
I loved Andy and Dwight's politeness competition.

No, no Stanley.  I got a pumpernickel just for you.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on November 08, 2009, 11:44:50 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 06, 2009, 09:55:03 AM
Something's wrong. That paper was never supposed to get there.

That was my favorite Creedism ever.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 12, 2009, 11:31:37 PM
Let's do a show with Southern accents!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on November 13, 2009, 07:42:39 AM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 12, 2009, 11:31:37 PM
Let's do a show with Southern accents!

When Oscar came into the conference room with the email and started his awful accent, was he trying to be a slave?

Oh, and I laughed like a retarded kid watching Ren and Stimpy when I saw that hamster coming out of Tube City.

ETA:  I misspelled "hamster."  Thanks, NaziRV.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 13, 2009, 01:52:06 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 13, 2009, 07:42:39 AM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 12, 2009, 11:31:37 PM
Let's do a show with Southern accents!

When Oscar came into the conference room with the email and started his awful accent, was he trying to be a slave?

Oh, and I laughed like a retarded kid watching Ren and Stimpy when I saw that hamster coming out of Tube City.

ETA:  I misspelled "hamster."  Thanks, NaziRV.

Maybe, I just thought the joke was that Oscar can't do a Southern accent.  I also enjoyed the hamster poking its head out of Tube City.

So if Dunder Mifflin goes bankrupt, does that mean everyone will now work at the Michael Scott Paper Company?

Edit to add --

(http://i35.tinypic.com/nbw1sn.png)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2jd5pci.png)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 13, 2009, 05:47:55 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 13, 2009, 01:52:06 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 13, 2009, 07:42:39 AM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 12, 2009, 11:31:37 PM
Let's do a show with Southern accents!

When Oscar came into the conference room with the email and started his awful accent, was he trying to be a slave?

Oh, and I laughed like a retarded kid watching Ren and Stimpy when I saw that hamster coming out of Tube City.

ETA:  I misspelled "hamster."  Thanks, NaziRV.

Maybe, I just thought the joke was that Oscar can't do a Southern accent.


You're 100% correct.  What kind of person would even wonder if that's what Oscar was trying to do?

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: thehawk on November 14, 2009, 12:07:00 PM
Another great Creed moment, and like the Lincoln he's rocking in the episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 16, 2009, 08:39:51 AM
Quote from: JD on November 13, 2009, 05:47:55 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 13, 2009, 01:52:06 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 13, 2009, 07:42:39 AM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 12, 2009, 11:31:37 PM
Let's do a show with Southern accents!

When Oscar came into the conference room with the email and started his awful accent, was he trying to be a slave?

Oh, and I laughed like a retarded kid watching Ren and Stimpy when I saw that hamster coming out of Tube City.

ETA:  I misspelled "hamster."  Thanks, NaziRV.

Maybe, I just thought the joke was that Oscar can't do a Southern accent.


You're 100% correct.  What kind of person would even wonder if that's what Oscar was trying to do?

A hilljack from the Louisiana low country.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on November 16, 2009, 10:51:35 AM
Quote from: thehawk on November 14, 2009, 12:07:00 PM
Another great Creed moment, and like the Lincoln he's rocking in the episode.

I knew he was going to flee, but it didn't make it any less hilarious.  I loved the hell out of that episode.  I really enjoy it when Michael backs his way into being a good boss.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 19, 2009, 08:35:31 PM
Of COURSE Jim Halpert would use his Dwight pranks (http://officepranks.blogspot.com/2007/02/dwights-desk-in-bathroom.html) as management techniques.  Nice touch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on November 20, 2009, 08:33:04 AM
Pretty unrealistic that they'd ever ask Michael to sit with teh stakeholders, even more so with a microphone.
And also that he'd keep his job after his shenanigans.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CBStew on November 20, 2009, 10:25:30 AM
Quote from: BH on November 20, 2009, 08:33:04 AM
Pretty unrealistic that they'd ever ask Michael to sit with teh stakeholders, even more so with a microphone.
And also that he'd keep his job after his shenanigans.

Yeah.  Up till now this show has been very realistic.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 20, 2009, 10:16:59 PM
"It was apple-picking day.  No reason to yell, I was just excited about finding the car.

The perfect end to the perfect day..."



That cracked me up like nobody's business.  Not yours...not BK's...not Slaky's...NOBODY'S!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on December 04, 2009, 08:02:45 AM
Erin is awesome.  Also, not enough Andy in this one.  Dwight doing the Kevin, Stanley and Toby voices was pretty clutch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on December 04, 2009, 08:44:50 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 04, 2009, 08:02:45 AM
Dwight doing the Kevin, Stanley and Toby voices was pretty clutch.

That and Stanley's reaction to mention of "Scott's Tots" were the clear highlights.

"Has it been ten years already?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 04, 2009, 09:32:36 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 04, 2009, 08:02:45 AM
Erin is awesome.  Also, not enough Andy in this one.  Dwight doing the Kevin, Stanley and Toby voices was pretty clutch.

His Kevin and Toby were absolutely spot-on, and his Stanley was far better than Jim's.  I was impressed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on December 04, 2009, 09:36:24 AM
When he told Erin that Kevin was applying for a warehouse position but he had a feeling about him and hired him for accounting I lost it.

"I've got a feeling about you, too."

Gold.

Erin rules.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PenFoe on December 04, 2009, 10:44:56 AM
Of all the skanky photos of Tiger's fish lipped mistress...this one is my favorite... (http://www.x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=urchitelarc012609_X17&index=16)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on December 04, 2009, 06:11:05 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 04, 2009, 09:32:36 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 04, 2009, 08:02:45 AM
Erin is awesome.  Also, not enough Andy in this one.  Dwight doing the Kevin, Stanley and Toby voices was pretty clutch.

His Kevin and Toby were absolutely spot-on, and his Stanley was far better than Jim's.  I was impressed.

Really?  I thought Jim's was better.

The whole "Scott's Tots" thing was super-awesome. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on December 07, 2009, 03:46:18 PM
Creed Bratton is the shit. (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/clips/creed-brattons-rubber-tree/1182715/)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 10, 2009, 08:52:12 PM
This party needs a Michael.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on December 10, 2009, 09:15:47 PM
I hope this isn't the end of David Wallace. I liked him.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on December 10, 2009, 09:24:53 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 10, 2009, 09:15:47 PM
I hope this isn't the end of David Wallace. I liked him.

I hope it's the end of BJ Novak.  I can't stand Ryan.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on December 10, 2009, 09:26:47 PM
Quote from: JD on December 10, 2009, 09:24:53 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 10, 2009, 09:15:47 PM
I hope this isn't the end of David Wallace. I liked him.

I hope it's the end of BJ Novak.  I can't stand Ryan.

He was awesome in the first three seasons...before Jim and Pam got together and this show started to suck.

Creed, however, has always been awesome:

"What if you've been really, really bad?  More evil, and strictly wrong"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on December 10, 2009, 11:16:39 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 10, 2009, 09:15:47 PM
I hope this isn't the end of David Wallace. I liked him.

His wife is a lucky woman.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 11:00:04 AM
I really hope Andy gets to rail Erin.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Pre on December 11, 2009, 11:29:54 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 11:00:04 AM
I really hope Andy gets to rail Erin.

I think it might be vice versa.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 11:48:51 AM
Quote from: Pre on December 11, 2009, 11:29:54 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 11:00:04 AM
I really hope Andy gets to rail Erin.

I think it might be vice versa.

Andy hopes I get to rail Erin?  AWESOME.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit, B. on December 11, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
DPD, but I loved when Oscar called his crush by the wrong name and told Pam, "I know what I'm doing."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on December 11, 2009, 12:19:50 PM
"his last name is Christ, he has the power of flight, he can heal leopards"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on December 14, 2009, 07:42:06 AM
Don't make me get Bob involved.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Brownie on January 22, 2010, 10:23:23 AM
We waited a month for this?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on January 26, 2010, 09:32:01 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 22, 2010, 10:23:23 AM
We waited a month for this?

For what it's worth, for a clip show, I thought it was pretty funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on January 26, 2010, 09:36:08 AM
I liked seeing the back to back to back creed highlights.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on January 26, 2010, 09:42:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 26, 2010, 09:32:01 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 22, 2010, 10:23:23 AM
We waited a month for this?

For what it's worth, for a clip show, I thought it was pretty funny.

Yeah, but you also thought Garrett Hartley's kick was impressive, so ...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on January 26, 2010, 12:25:08 PM
Quote from: Eli on January 26, 2010, 09:42:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 26, 2010, 09:32:01 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 22, 2010, 10:23:23 AM
We waited a month for this?

For what it's worth, for a clip show, I thought it was pretty funny.

Yeah, but you also thought Garrett Hartley's kick was impressive, so ...

You know what would be awesome?  A clip show of all of Garrett Hartley's greatest kicks!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on January 26, 2010, 12:26:35 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 26, 2010, 12:25:08 PM
Quote from: Eli on January 26, 2010, 09:42:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 26, 2010, 09:32:01 AM
Quote from: Brownie on January 22, 2010, 10:23:23 AM
We waited a month for this?

For what it's worth, for a clip show, I thought it was pretty funny.

Yeah, but you also thought Garrett Hartley's kick was impressive, so ...

You know what would be awesome?  A clip show of all of Garrett Hartley's greatest kicks!

That'd be the most legal porno you own, ya perv.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 04, 2010, 08:47:08 PM
I did not think this was a very funny episode.  Realistic, but not that funny.
Although Suck It is a great thing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on February 04, 2010, 09:13:42 PM
Take out my suck it and SUCK IT.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 04, 2010, 10:15:09 PM
I liked the throwing of the scissors.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 04, 2010, 10:15:44 PM
That kid was a wicked drummer.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on February 05, 2010, 10:20:48 AM
Was Ryan on last night's show?

I did appreciate the Christian Slater video.  I hope Gabe fires Michael, Jim and Pam.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on February 05, 2010, 10:23:22 AM
Quote from: BH on February 05, 2010, 10:20:48 AM
Was Ryan on last night's show?

I did appreciate the Christian Slater video.  I hope Gabe fires Michael, Jim and Pam.

I really enjoyed the daycare pooper telling Jim and Pam that maybe they're not as charming as they think they are.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 05, 2010, 10:25:25 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 05, 2010, 10:23:22 AM
I really enjoyed the daycare pooper telling Jim and Pam that maybe they're not as charming as they think they are.

What happened with the daycare pooper B-story? I needed some closure on that.

MOAR JOEY SLOTNICK PLZ.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 05, 2010, 11:33:11 PM
Quote from: BH on February 05, 2010, 10:20:48 AM
Was Ryan on last night's show?

I did appreciate the Christian Slater video.  I hope Gabe fires Michael, Jim and Pam.

You ain't kidding, fatso.  That was a "wha...OOOOOHHH...(heh)...awesome" moment.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on February 06, 2010, 01:07:50 PM
I did get a good laugh out of the Welcome to Sabre video. The mysterious, possibly evil corporation is fun. I just don't see how it fits into this show. At all.

They need to get back to basics.

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:18:06 AM
So, Kathy Bates is basically Mom, right?

(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/thumb/3/31/Mom_fatsuit.jpg/200px-Mom_fatsuit.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:21:49 AM
DPD.  I really like the Andy-Erin stuff.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:25:41 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:21:49 AM
DPD.  I really like the Andy-Erin stuff.

I liked their song. But that's about it. They are basically regurgitating the same Pam/Jim BS tired story as before.
Will they ever get together???!! Who cares.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:46:54 AM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:25:41 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:21:49 AM
DPD.  I really like the Andy-Erin stuff.

I liked their song. But that's about it. They are basically regurgitating the same Pam/Jim BS tired story as before.
Will they ever get together???!! Who cares.

I guess I just like them as people.  Maybe if they were covered in chocolate, you'd know what I meant.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:48:25 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:46:54 AM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:25:41 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:21:49 AM
DPD.  I really like the Andy-Erin stuff.

I liked their song. But that's about it. They are basically regurgitating the same Pam/Jim BS tired story as before.
Will they ever get together???!! Who cares.

I guess I just like them as people.  Maybe if they were covered in chocolate, you'd know what I meant.

You just like them because Andy reminds you of your friends from college. Amirite bro?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:50:27 AM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:48:25 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:46:54 AM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:25:41 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:21:49 AM
DPD.  I really like the Andy-Erin stuff.

I liked their song. But that's about it. They are basically regurgitating the same Pam/Jim BS tired story as before.
Will they ever get together???!! Who cares.

I guess I just like them as people.  Maybe if they were covered in chocolate, you'd know what I meant.

You just like them because Andy reminds you of your friends from college. Amirite bro?

I went to a little school named Notre Dame.  Maybe you've heard of it?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 08, 2010, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:48:25 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:46:54 AM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:25:41 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:21:49 AM
DPD.  I really like the Andy-Erin stuff.

I liked their song. But that's about it. They are basically regurgitating the same Pam/Jim BS tired story as before.
Will they ever get together???!! Who cares.

I guess I just like them as people.  Maybe if they were covered in chocolate, you'd know what I meant.

You just like them because Andy reminds you of your friends from college. Amirite bro?

And Erin reminds him of Garrett Hartley.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on February 08, 2010, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:50:27 AM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:48:25 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:46:54 AM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:25:41 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:21:49 AM
DPD.  I really like the Andy-Erin stuff.

I liked their song. But that's about it. They are basically regurgitating the same Pam/Jim BS tired story as before.
Will they ever get together???!! Who cares.

I guess I just like them as people.  Maybe if they were covered in chocolate, you'd know what I meant.

You just like them because Andy reminds you of your friends from college. Amirite bro?

I went to a little school named Notre Dame.  Maybe you've heard of it?

Sounds like a school of fags.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CBStew on February 08, 2010, 01:49:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 08, 2010, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:50:27 AM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:48:25 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:46:54 AM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:25:41 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:21:49 AM
DPD.  I really like the Andy-Erin stuff.

I liked their song. But that's about it. They are basically regurgitating the same Pam/Jim BS tired story as before.
Will they ever get together???!! Who cares.

I guess I just like them as people.  Maybe if they were covered in chocolate, you'd know what I meant.

You just like them because Andy reminds you of your friends from college. Amirite bro?

I went to a little school named Notre Dame.  Maybe you've heard of it?

Sounds like a school of fags.
They allow smoking?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 08, 2010, 04:23:39 PM
Quote from: CBStew on February 08, 2010, 01:49:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 08, 2010, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:50:27 AM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:48:25 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:46:54 AM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:25:41 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:21:49 AM
DPD.  I really like the Andy-Erin stuff.

I liked their song. But that's about it. They are basically regurgitating the same Pam/Jim BS tired story as before.
Will they ever get together???!! Who cares.

I guess I just like them as people.  Maybe if they were covered in chocolate, you'd know what I meant.

You just like them because Andy reminds you of your friends from college. Amirite bro?

I went to a little school named Notre Dame.  Maybe you've heard of it?

Sounds like a school of fags.
They allow smoking?

Just the parts they dip in chocolate.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on February 09, 2010, 11:32:07 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 08, 2010, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:48:25 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:46:54 AM
Quote from: BH on February 08, 2010, 11:25:41 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 08, 2010, 11:21:49 AM
DPD.  I really like the Andy-Erin stuff.

I liked their song. But that's about it. They are basically regurgitating the same Pam/Jim BS tired story as before.
Will they ever get together???!! Who cares.

I guess I just like them as people.  Maybe if they were covered in chocolate, you'd know what I meant.

You just like them because Andy reminds you of your friends from college. Amirite bro?

And Erin reminds him of Garrett Hartley.

I have no idea what that means, but it made me laugh.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on February 11, 2010, 09:08:44 PM
Yours in professionalism, Nard Dog.

Classic episode after a few weak ones.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on February 11, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 09:08:44 PM
Yours in professionalism, Nard Dog.

Classic episode after a few weak ones.

It was pretty good, although the forced Olympics cold open was weird.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 11, 2010, 10:30:44 PM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 09:08:44 PM
Yours in professionalism, Nard Dog.

Classic episode after a few weak ones.

Merideth was awesome.  Don't cut my throat.  It was her facial expressions that were crackin' me up.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on February 11, 2010, 10:47:05 PM
The death of Manager Jim was a very good idea for the show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on February 11, 2010, 11:09:58 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 11, 2010, 10:47:05 PM
The death of Manager Jim was a very good idea for the show.

That's really what matters here. Some normalcy would be nice.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 11:28:34 PM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 09:08:44 PM
Yours in professionalism, Nard Dog.

Classic episode after a few weak ones.

Really makes a strong case for a back-to-basics approach.

I think my biggest laughs tonight (aside from the dogs digging for Roger Federer pheromones in Andy's crotch, that is) came when Michael was struggling to deal to the mundanities of life at the sales desk.

"And none of you mind this?"

"She sent an email."

Hopefully it's not all just baby from here on out.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on February 12, 2010, 10:19:41 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 11:28:34 PM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 09:08:44 PM
Yours in professionalism, Nard Dog.

Classic episode after a few weak ones.

Really makes a strong case for a back-to-basics approach.

I think my biggest laughs tonight (aside from the dogs digging for Roger Federer pheromones in Andy's crotch, that is) came when Michael was struggling to deal to the mundanities of life at the sales desk.

"And none of you mind this?"

"She sent an email."

Hopefully it's not all just baby from here on out.

The next episode has stinker written all over it. This one was solid though - don't think the symbolism of Jim taking off that goddamn suit coat was lost on me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 12, 2010, 09:42:43 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 11, 2010, 11:09:58 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 11, 2010, 10:47:05 PM
The death of Manager Jim was a very good idea for the show.

That's really what matters here. Some normalcy would be nice.

They're doing too much.  Nothing happens in an office.  I work in one.  I know.  The funny stuff is in the everyday exchanges.  I know.  I crack myself up every single day in an office.  In an OFFICE.  I could tell you guys some stoooorrrries.  Wow.  But you probably wouldn't really get them because you wouldn't have a frame of reference.  That's why my office isn't a sitcom.  It's for real.  It's in your face.  It gets in your nostrils.  I wear it home every day and I don't take it off until I take it off. 

What the crap were we even talking aboot.  You guys always get me slidetracked.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on February 13, 2010, 02:07:10 PM
I liked the episode, but HATE Kathy Bates' character.  She's more out of place on this show than TDubbs at a library.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 13, 2010, 05:41:34 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 13, 2010, 02:07:10 PM
I liked the episode, but HATE Kathy Bates' character.  She's more out of place on this show than TDubbs at a library.

Catch TDubbs once, Carl Monday, shame on you. 




TDubbs don't get caught twice.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on February 15, 2010, 08:24:33 AM
I know it's juvenile, but I laughed wholeheartedly every single time those dogs were noseblowing Nard Dog's crotch.

At the end, I feel like we got a big "Here, we know this is what you really want" from the writers as they sat Jim at his desk and made him put Dwight's tie in his own coffee.  Pam's smile said it all.  Also, Dwight's "Michael!" to end it made me happy.

Good episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Richard Chuggar on March 04, 2010, 08:59:08 PM
Pam is a MILF
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 04, 2010, 09:16:10 PM
That kid is going to have a lot of hair.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: flannj on March 04, 2010, 09:23:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 04, 2010, 09:16:10 PM
That kid is going to have a lot of hair.

GOD DAMMIT THRILL
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on March 05, 2010, 07:11:05 AM
Stick spicy foods up her butt!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 05, 2010, 09:38:06 AM

RT @rainnwilson

Quote
Topic of convo in background of Office party scene: 'what's the wierdest thing you've ever put your finger in'?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 05, 2010, 10:10:38 AM
Quote from: flannj on March 04, 2010, 09:23:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 04, 2010, 09:16:10 PM
That kid is going to have a lot of hair.

GOD DAMMIT THRILL

Sounds like someone needs to wash their eyes.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on March 05, 2010, 11:43:28 PM
I thought Kevin was dating that one chick.  What happened there?


I usually don't like birthing episodes, but this one was pretty good.  I wish someone would've given us new cabinets while we were at the hospital.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on March 06, 2010, 07:09:41 PM
DPA(wesome guy)

I also liked how the nurse was clearly not a fan of Jim's, which made me think of the episode where the dude said that maybe they weren't as charming as they thought they were.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on March 06, 2010, 10:43:01 PM
Quote from: JD on March 06, 2010, 07:09:41 PM
DPA(wesome guy)

I also liked how the nurse was clearly not a fan of Jim's, which made me think of the episode where the dude said that maybe they weren't as charming as they thought they were.

When the nurse told Pam she could just feed the baby a bottle and Pam said no, she had heard that bottle-feeding is detrimental, I loved how quickly the nurse shot back "oh, okay.  You know everything." and then shot a quick eyeroll at the camera.  That was solid.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on March 07, 2010, 07:24:45 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 06, 2010, 10:43:01 PM
Quote from: JD on March 06, 2010, 07:09:41 PM
DPA(wesome guy)

I also liked how the nurse was clearly not a fan of Jim's, which made me think of the episode where the dude said that maybe they weren't as charming as they thought they were.

When the nurse told Pam she could just feed the baby a bottle and Pam said no, she had heard that bottle-feeding is detrimental, I loved how quickly the nurse shot back "oh, okay.  You know everything." and then shot a quick eyeroll at the camera.  That was solid.

That, among other things, gave me a deep sense of dread.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on March 07, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 07, 2010, 07:24:45 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 06, 2010, 10:43:01 PM
Quote from: JD on March 06, 2010, 07:09:41 PM
DPA(wesome guy)

I also liked how the nurse was clearly not a fan of Jim's, which made me think of the episode where the dude said that maybe they weren't as charming as they thought they were.

When the nurse told Pam she could just feed the baby a bottle and Pam said no, she had heard that bottle-feeding is detrimental, I loved how quickly the nurse shot back "oh, okay.  You know everything." and then shot a quick eyeroll at the camera.  That was solid.

That, among other things, gave me a deep sense of dread.

The swaddling thing was funny, too.  She's so strong.  What am I just supposed to fold her arms down?  It seems so wrong.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 07, 2010, 11:08:10 PM
Quote from: JD on March 07, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 07, 2010, 07:24:45 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 06, 2010, 10:43:01 PM
Quote from: JD on March 06, 2010, 07:09:41 PM
DPA(wesome guy)

I also liked how the nurse was clearly not a fan of Jim's, which made me think of the episode where the dude said that maybe they weren't as charming as they thought they were.

When the nurse told Pam she could just feed the baby a bottle and Pam said no, she had heard that bottle-feeding is detrimental, I loved how quickly the nurse shot back "oh, okay.  You know everything." and then shot a quick eyeroll at the camera.  That was solid.

That, among other things, gave me a deep sense of dread.

The swaddling thing was funny, too.  She's so strong.  What am I just supposed to fold her arms down?  It seems so wrong.

I'm glad I don't have to laugh at or dread such things.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 08, 2010, 07:45:34 AM

Phyllis' ice-cream covered face was pretty damn funny too.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on March 08, 2010, 08:44:51 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 07, 2010, 11:08:10 PM
Quote from: JD on March 07, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on March 07, 2010, 07:24:45 PM
Quote from: MAD on March 06, 2010, 10:43:01 PM
Quote from: JD on March 06, 2010, 07:09:41 PM
DPA(wesome guy)

I also liked how the nurse was clearly not a fan of Jim's, which made me think of the episode where the dude said that maybe they weren't as charming as they thought they were.

When the nurse told Pam she could just feed the baby a bottle and Pam said no, she had heard that bottle-feeding is detrimental, I loved how quickly the nurse shot back "oh, okay.  You know everything." and then shot a quick eyeroll at the camera.  That was solid.

That, among other things, gave me a deep sense of dread.

The swaddling thing was funny, too.  She's so strong.  What am I just supposed to fold her arms down?  It seems so wrong.

I'm glad I don't have to laugh at or dread such things. okay with dying alone.  Really.

What Thrill tells himself'd.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on March 08, 2010, 08:48:34 AM
DPD.

Did anyone else know that Harold Ramis not only directed this episode, but has directed others? (http://theoffice.wikia.com/wiki/Harold_Ramis)

(http://www.searchviews.com/wp-content/themes/clean-copy-full-3-column-1/images/the_more_you_know2.jpg)


Thanks, NBC!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on March 08, 2010, 08:53:38 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 08, 2010, 08:48:34 AM
DPD.

Did anyone else know that Harold Ramis not only directed this episode, but has directed others? (http://theoffice.wikia.com/wiki/Harold_Ramis)

I did know that, yes.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:12:43 AM
Michael's participation this whole episode was over the top.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on March 08, 2010, 09:44:45 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:12:43 AM
Michael's participation this whole episode was over the top.

Did anyone notice that the scene with the lactation consultant* was really awkward?

* Played by Jenna Fischer's real-life fiance.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 09:54:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 08, 2010, 09:44:45 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:12:43 AM
Michael's participation this whole episode was over the top.

Did anyone notice that the scene with the lactation consultant* was really awkward?

* Played by Jenna Fischer's real-life fiance.

Nope. Completely missed it. There was an awkward moment?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on March 08, 2010, 11:29:30 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 09:54:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 08, 2010, 09:44:45 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:12:43 AM
Michael's participation this whole episode was over the top.

Did anyone notice that the scene with the lactation consultant* was really awkward?

* Played by Jenna Fischer's real-life fiance.

Nope. Completely missed it. There was an awkward moment?

Michael's character is very awkward.  Anybody notice?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on March 08, 2010, 11:47:07 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 08, 2010, 09:44:45 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:12:43 AM
Michael's participation this whole episode was over the top.

Did anyone notice that the scene with the lactation consultant* was really awkward?

* Played by Jenna Fischer's real-life fiance.

I think you should have made this bigger, because that's pretty funny, and I didn't realize that'ed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on March 08, 2010, 04:01:32 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 08, 2010, 11:29:30 AM
Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2010, 09:54:09 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 08, 2010, 09:44:45 AM
Quote from: BH on March 08, 2010, 09:12:43 AM
Michael's participation this whole episode was over the top.

Did anyone notice that the scene with the lactation consultant* was really awkward?

* Played by Jenna Fischer's real-life fiance.

Nope. Completely missed it. There was an awkward moment?

Michael's character is very awkward.  Anybody notice?

Normally it's the make-me-wince kind of awkward.  This was more of the "HEY VIEWERS, ISN'T HE AWKWARD?????" awkward.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on March 12, 2010, 09:32:48 AM
What, nothing?

I love Michael's insinuation that Kathy Bates' boss lady character may have promoted Darrel upstairs as slavery reparations.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 12, 2010, 09:33:49 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 12, 2010, 09:32:48 AM
What, nothing?

I love Michael's insinuation that Kathy Bates' boss lady character may have promoted Darrel upstairs as slavery reparations.

That was awkward.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on March 12, 2010, 11:19:42 AM
Erin's relationship with her foster brother is an odd one. They seemed awfully close. In an intentional assgrazing sort of way.

Dwight and Jim's megadesk and quaddesk shenanigans were top notch. It was nice not having Pam in this episode.
Hope this trend continues. Creed dancing made me laugh. Kathy Bates can go away.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 12, 2010, 11:24:20 AM
Quote from: BH on March 12, 2010, 11:19:42 AM
Erin's relationship with her foster brother is an odd one. They seemed awfully close. In an intentional assgrazing sort of way.

I thought it was pretty awkward when he groped her inner thigh.

Sexy awkward.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on March 12, 2010, 11:26:17 AM
Quote from: BH on March 12, 2010, 11:19:42 AM
Erin's relationship with her foster brother is an odd one. They seemed awfully close. In an intentional assgrazing sort of way.

Dwight and Jim's megadesk and quaddesk shenanigans were top notch. It was nice not having Pam in this episode.
Hope this trend continues. Creed dancing made me laugh. Kathy Bates can go away.

So very much THI.  She's just distracting.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on March 12, 2010, 12:48:23 PM
Super awkward was when Michael had already booked tickets to Tallahassee. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on March 12, 2010, 07:54:22 PM
Quote from: BH on March 12, 2010, 11:19:42 AM
Erin's relationship with her foster brother is an odd one. They seemed awfully close. In an intentional assgrazing sort of way.

Dwight and Jim's megadesk and quaddesk shenanigans were top notch. It was nice not having Pam in this episode.
Hope this trend continues. Creed dancing made me laugh. Kathy Bates can go away.

It reminded me of that episode of friends where Rachel dated the guy that was uncomfortably close with his hot sister.


Because it was pretty much the exact same thing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on March 15, 2010, 07:29:25 AM
Quote from: JD on March 12, 2010, 07:54:22 PM
Quote from: BH on March 12, 2010, 11:19:42 AM
Erin's relationship with her foster brother is an odd one. They seemed awfully close. In an intentional assgrazing sort of way.

Dwight and Jim's megadesk and quaddesk shenanigans were top notch. It was nice not having Pam in this episode.
Hope this trend continues. Creed dancing made me laugh. Kathy Bates can go away.

It reminded me of that episode of friends where Rachel dated the guy that was uncomfortably close with his hot sister.


Because it was pretty much the exact same thing.

I'll be there for you.  When the rain starts to pour.

Back to The Office...Why is Ryan dressing like a nerd from the 50's in every episode?  "Oscar has a life.  I'm pretty sure Ryan has a life.  Just becuase she doesn't have a life doesn't me WE ALL DON'T HAVE LIVES!"  I heart Kevin.

Am I the only one who doesn't hate Kathy Bates?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 15, 2010, 08:37:44 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 15, 2010, 07:29:25 AM
Why is Ryan dressing like a nerd from the 50's in every episode?

He's trying to get laid by women other than Kelly by becoming a photographer/poet who drinks martinis and wears pretentious scarves, hats and cardigans.

I think he's supposed to be trying to dress pretentiously artsy and too-hip-for-Scranton.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on March 15, 2010, 09:46:43 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 15, 2010, 07:29:25 AM
Am I the only one who doesn't hate Kathy Bates?

No, but your Guy-Pearce (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg205327#msg205327)-From-"Memento (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg208432#msg208432)"-Impression is outstanding. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg208438#msg208438)

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 15, 2010, 09:55:22 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 15, 2010, 09:46:43 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 15, 2010, 07:29:25 AM
Am I the only one who doesn't hate Kathy Bates?

No, but your Guy-Pearce (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg205327#msg205327)-From-"Memento (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg208432#msg208432)"-Impression is outstanding. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg208438#msg208438)

Am I the only one who doesn't get this MikeD linkfest?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on March 15, 2010, 09:56:24 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 15, 2010, 09:55:22 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 15, 2010, 09:46:43 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 15, 2010, 07:29:25 AM
Am I the only one who doesn't hate Kathy Bates?

No, but your Guy-Pearce (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg205327#msg205327)-From-"Memento (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg208432#msg208432)"-Impression is outstanding. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg208438#msg208438)

Am I the only one who doesn't get this MikeD linkfest?

Oh He DOESN'T hate Kathy Bates.

ABORT!  ABORT!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on March 15, 2010, 09:57:17 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 15, 2010, 07:29:25 AM
Am I the only one who doesn't hate Kathy Bates?

THI

Up yours Kerm, and BH.  I think that character's hilarious. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on March 15, 2010, 10:21:53 AM
Quote from: MAD on March 15, 2010, 09:57:17 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 15, 2010, 07:29:25 AM
Am I the only one who doesn't hate Kathy Bates?

THI

Up yours Kerm, and BH.  I think that character's hilarious. 

Did we just witness the cataclysmic implosion of Mike Douche?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on March 18, 2010, 10:48:50 PM
I like that Michael and Dwight are the Wonder Twins again.  It's better when they're together.  It's weird when Dwight calls out Michael for being a goober.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on March 18, 2010, 11:47:43 PM
I know we shouldn't expect them to film at an actual dump, but holy god was that background terrible.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on March 19, 2010, 07:34:16 AM
I rewound Andy's "ruh duh duh doo" (after he kisses Erin) about five times and laughed just as hard as the first time.  And, when Erin hid his sales leads under her keyboard and played hot/cold, I laughed like a retard.  I find those two to be comedy gold.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on March 19, 2010, 07:07:01 PM
Quote from: Weebs on March 18, 2010, 11:47:43 PM
I know we shouldn't expect them to film at an actual dump, but holy god was that background terrible.

Very unrealistic.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CBStew on March 19, 2010, 10:28:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 19, 2010, 07:07:01 PM
Quote from: Weebs on March 18, 2010, 11:47:43 PM
I know we shouldn't expect them to film at an actual dump, but holy god was that background terrible.

Very unrealistic.

As Bettie Davis said, "What a dump!"   Oh wait.  Maybe it was, "What? A dump?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on March 26, 2010, 09:29:53 AM
You can be gay with Matt, but be straight with me.

The bumper at the end with the Japanese heart surgeon was the highlight of the show. My secret: I kill Yakuza boss on purpose!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on April 23, 2010, 08:57:59 AM
Is that the program where all those puppets live in the barrio?

I like that show.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 08:16:33 AM
C is for suspension.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on April 26, 2010, 12:06:14 PM
Why do they always need a relationship angle every episode? Who cares about Andy's love life?  I don't.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on April 26, 2010, 12:28:47 PM
Quote from: BH on April 26, 2010, 12:06:14 PM
Why do they always need a relationship angle every episode? Who cares about Andy's love life?  I don't.

Because people who work in an office fuck on a daily basis
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on April 28, 2010, 11:03:37 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 26, 2010, 12:28:47 PM
Quote from: BH on April 26, 2010, 12:06:14 PM
Why do they always need a relationship angle every episode? Who cares about Andy's love life?  I don't.

Because people who work in an office fuck on a daily basis

BH wouldn't know. He's too busy embarking on world tours with his band to understand how the rest of the world lives.

Erin's conversation with Michael was amazing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 11:29:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 28, 2010, 11:03:37 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 26, 2010, 12:28:47 PM
Quote from: BH on April 26, 2010, 12:06:14 PM
Why do they always need a relationship angle every episode? Who cares about Andy's love life?  I don't.

Because people who work in an office fuck on a daily basis

BH wouldn't know. He's too busy embarking on world tours with his band to understand how the rest of the world lives.

Erin's conversation with Michael was amazing.

When I was in the foster home, my hair was my room.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on April 28, 2010, 11:55:58 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 11:29:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 28, 2010, 11:03:37 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 26, 2010, 12:28:47 PM
Quote from: BH on April 26, 2010, 12:06:14 PM
Why do they always need a relationship angle every episode? Who cares about Andy's love life?  I don't.

Because people who work in an office fuck on a daily basis

BH wouldn't know. He's too busy embarking on world tours with his band to understand how the rest of the world lives.

Erin's conversation with Michael was amazing.

When I was in the foster home, my hair was my room.

What decade would you choose to be a teenager in? I would choose the 1490s. You know, because they discovered America?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 30, 2010, 07:37:35 AM
I got the rest of my life to be a minority senior executive.  But I only got about one year left on these knees.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 30, 2010, 08:21:50 AM

Most people order printers over the phone, Ms. Boobyshirt.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 30, 2010, 08:38:38 AM
While this episode was no "Phyllis' Wedding," watching Michael try and make moves on that chick was incredibly awkward.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 30, 2010, 08:42:09 AM
Quote from: Weebs on April 30, 2010, 08:38:38 AM
While this episode was no "Phyllis' Wedding," watching Michael try and make moves on that chick was incredibly awkward.

Goddamnit, Weebs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on April 30, 2010, 08:55:10 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 30, 2010, 08:42:09 AM
Quote from: Weebs on April 30, 2010, 08:38:38 AM
While this episode was no "Phyllis' Wedding," watching Michael try and make moves on that chick was incredibly awkward.

Goddamnit, Weebs.

It wasn't a criticism.  Those scenes were just really fucking cringe-worthy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on April 30, 2010, 10:09:40 AM
It's crazy that Michael was borderline retarded all show but everything worked out for him at the end.  WHAT A TWIST
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:56:09 AM
I know I'm late to this party, but this episode is finally the one for me when Pam and Jim went from tolerable to unbearably irritating.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Brownie on April 30, 2010, 11:32:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:56:09 AM
I know I'm late to this party, but this episode is finally the one for me when Pam and Jim went from tolerable to unbearably irritating.

1) Pam really needs to be a receptionist again.
2) Gabe is no David Wallace.
3) More Darryl please.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on April 30, 2010, 11:42:13 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:56:09 AM
I know I'm late to this party, but this episode is finally the one for me when Pam and Jim went from tolerable to unbearably irritating.

I still find Jim's reactions to the camera completely funny, even though he does it in every episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 01:22:04 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 30, 2010, 11:32:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:56:09 AM
I know I'm late to this party, but this episode is finally the one for me when Pam and Jim went from tolerable to unbearably irritating.

1) Pam really needs to be a receptionist again.
2) Gabe is no David Wallace.
3) More Darryl please.

He's definitely no David, but I actually enjoy him.  When he said the executive program had gotten "too black" and then immediately regretted his wording, I chuckled.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on April 30, 2010, 02:19:18 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 01:22:04 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 30, 2010, 11:32:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:56:09 AM
I know I'm late to this party, but this episode is finally the one for me when Pam and Jim went from tolerable to unbearably irritating.

1) Pam really needs to be a receptionist again.
2) Gabe is no David Wallace.
3) More Darryl please.

He's definitely no David, but I actually enjoy him.  When he said the executive program had gotten "too black" and then immediately regretted his wording, I chuckled.

He's fairly useful. Good face for comedy.

I miss David.

Pam is utterly useless. Maybe she can haplessly stumble upon our blazing FIREBARN of hatred and get killed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on April 30, 2010, 02:42:40 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 30, 2010, 02:19:18 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 01:22:04 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 30, 2010, 11:32:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:56:09 AM
I know I'm late to this party, but this episode is finally the one for me when Pam and Jim went from tolerable to unbearably irritating.

1) Pam really needs to be a receptionist again.
2) Gabe is no David Wallace.
3) More Darryl please.

He's definitely no David, but I actually enjoy him.  When he said the executive program had gotten "too black" and then immediately regretted his wording, I chuckled.

He's fairly useful. Good face for comedy.

I miss David.

Pam is utterly useless. Maybe she can haplessly stumble upon our blazing FIREBARN of hatred and get killed.

Lemme just sex her first
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 03, 2010, 10:47:37 AM
I enjoyed this past week's episode (I'm late to the Thursday night TV party).  Looking forward to learning that Chinese-German hybrid that Dwight spoke of.

Also, I agree with everyone else that Pam is useless.  Any time she attempts to be funny, it fails.  That old-timey voice thing she was doing in the episode was Aaron Miles Terrible.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2010, 12:18:40 PM
I was reading the AV Club's comments on this season (the last episode specifically) and someone mentioned that this season is approaching Season 2 greatness.  I personally think that this person is retarded.  Aside from a few episodes this season, I don't think it has been tremendously remarkable, like 2 was. 

Thoughts?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on May 03, 2010, 12:23:28 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2010, 12:18:40 PM
I was reading the AV Club's comments on this season (the last episode specifically) and someone mentioned that this season is approaching Season 2 greatness.  I personally think that this person is retarded.  Aside from a few episodes this season, I don't think it has been tremendously remarkable, like 2 was. 

Thoughts?

Not enough Creed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2010, 12:26:47 PM
I'm also wondering if this show will continue once Carell is done after next season.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 03, 2010, 12:28:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2010, 12:18:40 PM
I was reading the AV Club's comments on this season (the last episode specifically) and someone mentioned that this season is approaching Season 2 greatness.  I personally think that this person is retarded.  Aside from a few episodes this season, I don't think it has been tremendously remarkable, like 2 was. 

Thoughts?

It's been a lot funnier than the last few because they haven't focused every episode on some retarded, season-long story arc, but it's definitely nowhere near season 2.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 03, 2010, 01:06:23 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2010, 12:18:40 PM
I was reading the AV Club's comments on this season (the last episode specifically) and someone mentioned that this season is approaching Season 2 greatness.  I personally think that this person is retarded.  Aside from a few episodes this season, I don't think it has been tremendously remarkable, like 2 was. 

Thoughts?

I still love the show, but more in a comfortable-old-friend sort of way.  This season has been about as good as the last 2-3 seasons, in my mind.  Maybe a bit stronger than last season, on the whole.

Regarding your original question, I really don't think Season 2 isn't going to be topped.  That's some of the best television ever made.  Look at the episode list -- hardly a single weak one in the entire group:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office_%28U.S._TV_series%29_season_2#Episodes
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Richard Chuggar on May 06, 2010, 08:35:41 PM
I've done more for less
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on May 07, 2010, 08:02:44 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 06, 2010, 08:35:41 PM
I've done more for less

Finally. More Creed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on May 08, 2010, 03:44:25 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 30, 2010, 11:32:16 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:56:09 AM
I know I'm late to this party, but this episode is finally the one for me when Pam and Jim went from tolerable to unbearably irritating.

1) Pam really needs to be a receptionist again.
2) Gabe is no David Wallace.
3) More Darrylnell please.

Creed'd.

I generally agree with the criticisms.  The show's not having me split my sides anymore, but I wouldn't call it awful.  It's still good for a few solid laughs even if it's not currently wire-to-wire hilarious.

In no paricular order, my three favorite characters are Darryl, Creed and Oscar but each of the characters has his/her moments.  I liked how Phyllis basically admitted she's screwed around with some of Bob's employees and Meredith suggeted she likes to do 2 guys at once in the hot tub.  Both of these elicited an "ewww" from me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on May 08, 2010, 03:49:10 PM
This week's show was pretty good. Felt like a classic Office episode. They're in the Office the whole time, Michael says all kinds of retarded things, etc.


What's the season ending cliffhanger gonna be?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 09, 2010, 06:30:18 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 08, 2010, 03:49:10 PM
This week's show was pretty good. Felt like a classic Office episode. They're in the Office the whole time, Michael says all kinds of retarded things, etc.


What's the season ending cliffhanger gonna be?


I don't get why a married woman would choose to have an affair with a guy that has cameras following him around all the time.  Is it because she doesn't think the documentary will ever air?  Or did all of this happen a couple years ago?  How are the shows so timely, then?  I'm sittin' on iceberg lettuce, here, fellas.  Help a brotha out!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on May 09, 2010, 06:56:09 PM
Quote from: JD on May 09, 2010, 06:30:18 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 08, 2010, 03:49:10 PM
This week's show was pretty good. Felt like a classic Office episode. They're in the Office the whole time, Michael says all kinds of retarded things, etc.


What's the season ending cliffhanger gonna be?


I don't get why a married woman would choose to have an affair with a guy that has cameras following him around all the time.  Is it because she doesn't think the documentary will ever air?  Or did all of this happen a couple years ago?  How are the shows so timely, then?  I'm sittin' on iceberg lettuce, here, fellas.  Help a brotha out!

You just blew my mind.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on May 09, 2010, 07:01:32 PM
Quote from: JD on May 09, 2010, 06:30:18 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 08, 2010, 03:49:10 PM
This week's show was pretty good. Felt like a classic Office episode. They're in the Office the whole time, Michael says all kinds of retarded things, etc.


What's the season ending cliffhanger gonna be?


I don't get why a married woman would choose to have an affair with a guy that has cameras following him around all the time.  Is it because she doesn't think the documentary will ever air?  Or did all of this happen a couple years ago?  How are the shows so timely, then?  I'm sittin' on iceberg lettuce, here, fellas.  Help a brotha out!

PLOT HOLES
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2010, 07:33:13 AM
Quote from: JD on May 09, 2010, 06:30:18 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 08, 2010, 03:49:10 PM
This week's show was pretty good. Felt like a classic Office episode. They're in the Office the whole time, Michael says all kinds of retarded things, etc.


What's the season ending cliffhanger gonna be?


I don't get why a married woman would choose to have an affair with a guy that has cameras following him around all the time.  Is it because she doesn't think the documentary will ever air?  Or did all of this happen a couple years ago?  How are the shows so timely, then?  I'm sittin' on iceberg lettuce, here, fellas.  Help a brotha out!

Fucking glorious.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on May 10, 2010, 08:29:43 AM
Quote from: JD on May 09, 2010, 06:30:18 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 08, 2010, 03:49:10 PM
This week's show was pretty good. Felt like a classic Office episode. They're in the Office the whole time, Michael says all kinds of retarded things, etc.


What's the season ending cliffhanger gonna be?


I don't get why a married woman would choose to have an affair with a guy that has cameras following him around all the time.  Is it because she doesn't think the documentary will ever air?  Or did all of this happen a couple years ago?  How are the shows so timely, then?  I'm sittin' on iceberg lettuce, here, fellas.  Help a brotha out!

For that matter, wouldn't her Facebook profile had said she was married?  In all of her zeal to bust her, did Pam simply not notice that?  Or is she one of those women who changed her status to single even though she was married?  I'm not on teh Facebook, I don't know these things, but I did hear this happening to a guy with whom I used to play softball--his wife changed her status to single while they were married, so I guess the latter's possible.  I guess a woman who will have an affair with a man around whom a camera crew is following might mindlessly change her status to "single" but, otherwise, that seemed like a continuity flaw to me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 11:35:45 AM
I'm starting to wish Pam had died in childbirth.  Her and Jim picking on Dwight together is just not funny.  Other than that, the episode was pretty solid.  I loved when Daryle Ward turned to the camera and said, "There it is," and Andy had no idea what he was talking about.

I must have missed the part when Phyllis suggested she banged other Vance Refrigeration employees.  When did that happen?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on May 10, 2010, 11:39:22 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 11:35:45 AM
I must have missed the part when Phyllis suggested she banged other Vance Refrigeration employees.  When did that happen?

Can't remember the exact quote but she talked about sometimes flirting with Bob's employees and the way she phrased it sort of implied that it went a little further with some of them.  Maybe it was strictly my inference but that was how I read it.  I could be wrong.

And Pam is so not funny.  She's a bigger tumor of comedy cancer than the gingerbeard gay on Modern Family.  

Angela and Kelly, on the other hand, bring teh funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 11:47:02 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 10, 2010, 11:39:22 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 11:35:45 AM
I must have missed the part when Phyllis suggested she banged other Vance Refrigeration employees.  When did that happen?

Can't remember the exact quote but she talked about sometimes flirting with Bob's employees and the way she phrased it sort of implied that it went a little further with some of them.  Maybe it was strictly my inference but that was how I read it.  I could be wrong.

And Pam is so not funny.  She's a bigger tumor of comedy cancer than the gingerbeard gay on Modern Family.  

Angela and Kelly, on the other hand, bring teh funny.

I really enjoyed Kelly's inadvertent Columbo-ing of Michael's girlfriend.  The girl knows her malls.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on May 10, 2010, 11:55:38 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 11:47:02 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 10, 2010, 11:39:22 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 11:35:45 AM
I must have missed the part when Phyllis suggested she banged other Vance Refrigeration employees.  When did that happen?

Can't remember the exact quote but she talked about sometimes flirting with Bob's employees and the way she phrased it sort of implied that it went a little further with some of them.  Maybe it was strictly my inference but that was how I read it.  I could be wrong.

And Pam is so not funny.  She's a bigger tumor of comedy cancer than the gingerbeard gay on Modern Family.  

Angela and Kelly, on the other hand, bring teh funny.

I really enjoyed Kelly's inadvertent Columbo-ing of Michael's girlfriend.  The girl knows her malls.

That was great.  You just knew that when whats-her-name said she was in Philly instead of Scranton that it wasn't going to shake Kelly.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:45:52 PM
Meredith reading a copy of Men's Health in the breakroom was a nice touch.

And am I the only one that found Ms. Boobyshirt to be above the Tierney line?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on May 10, 2010, 12:54:26 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:45:52 PM
Meredith reading a copy of Men's Health in the breakroom was a nice touch.

And am I the only one that found Ms. Boobyshirt to be above the Tierney line?

no
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2010, 12:54:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:45:52 PM
Meredith reading a copy of Men's Health in the breakroom was a nice touch.

And am I the only one that found Ms. Boobyshirt to be above the Tierney line?

Nope.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 01:25:19 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:45:52 PM
Meredith reading a copy of Men's Health in the breakroom was a nice touch.

And am I the only one that found Ms. Boobyshirt to be above the Tierney line?

I thought she was smoking hot way back in her Caroline in the City days.

What?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 10, 2010, 01:34:46 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 01:25:19 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:45:52 PM
Meredith reading a copy of Men's Health in the breakroom was a nice touch.

And am I the only one that found Ms. Boobyshirt to be above the Tierney line?

I thought she was smoking hot way back in her Caroline in the City days.

What?

Take that shit to the "OK, I admit it" thread, pal.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on May 10, 2010, 02:04:33 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 10, 2010, 01:34:46 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 01:25:19 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:45:52 PM
Meredith reading a copy of Men's Health in the breakroom was a nice touch.

And am I the only one that found Ms. Boobyshirt to be above the Tierney line?

I thought she was smoking hot way back in her Caroline in the City days.

What?

Take that shit to the "OK, I admit it" thread, pal.

That didn't get purged in the cleanup of Desipio?

EDIT: Apparently I have a short-term memory (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7056.msg213172#msg213172)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on May 10, 2010, 02:28:10 PM
She was hot in Aliens in America.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 10, 2010, 09:00:59 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 10, 2010, 11:39:22 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 11:35:45 AM
I must have missed the part when Phyllis suggested she banged other Vance Refrigeration employees.  When did that happen?

Can't remember the exact quote but she talked about sometimes flirting with Bob's employees and the way she phrased it sort of implied that it went a little further with some of them.  Maybe it was strictly my inference but that was how I read it.  I could be wrong.


They were talking about flirting or something.  Phylis's line was something like, "I flirt with the guys in Bob's warehouse.  I usually stop it before it gets too far."  And then Jim made one of those looks at the camera that's usually pretty funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on May 11, 2010, 10:12:38 AM
Quote from: JD on May 10, 2010, 09:00:59 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 10, 2010, 11:39:22 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 11:35:45 AM
I must have missed the part when Phyllis suggested she banged other Vance Refrigeration employees.  When did that happen?

Can't remember the exact quote but she talked about sometimes flirting with Bob's employees and the way she phrased it sort of implied that it went a little further with some of them.  Maybe it was strictly my inference but that was how I read it.  I could be wrong.


They were talking about flirting or something.  Phylis's line was something like, "I flirt with the guys in Bob's warehouse.  I usually stop it before it gets too far."  And then Jim made one of those looks at the camera that's usually pretty funny.

Ah, yes.  Now I remember.  Thanks, Jay-D.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on May 11, 2010, 11:01:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 01:25:19 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:45:52 PM
Meredith reading a copy of Men's Health in the breakroom was a nice touch.

And am I the only one that found Ms. Boobyshirt to be above the Tierney line?

I thought she was smoking hot way back in her Caroline in the City days.

What?

THAT'S IT!  I knew she looked familiar.  JD blew my whispering mind's eye with his PLOT HOLES post.  This episode was decent, but less Pam would help.  More Darnell.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on May 14, 2010, 11:54:49 AM
What...nothing?

Not Andy's newfound wisdom from having been the cuckold?

Not Darryl's flowery description of his sleeping place, the one so dreamy that he would think about it in order to fall asleep while at home?

Angela and Dwight's negotiations...the look that Dwight gave to the camera when Angela insisted they make eye contact while copulating because she's not "some sort of farm animal"?

Or has nobody simply seen this episode?  Granted, I typically catch it about a week later after it first airs myself but I happened to be able to watch it as it aired last night.  
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 14, 2010, 12:05:34 PM
I loved Andy's fist pump when he got called up to play bin Laden.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 14, 2010, 12:14:23 PM

Jim & Pam being forced to listen to Dwight bang Angela.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: MAD on May 14, 2010, 12:19:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 14, 2010, 12:14:23 PM

Jim & Pam being forced to listen to Dwight bang Angela.

Which made me figure that the warehouse guys had known what had been going on all along between the latter 2, as that has always been Dwight and Angela's fucking spot.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on May 14, 2010, 01:54:00 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 14, 2010, 12:19:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 14, 2010, 12:14:23 PM

Jim & Pam being forced to listen to Dwight bang Angela.

Which made me figure that the warehouse guys had known what had been going on all along between the latter 2, as that has always been Dwight and Angela's fucking spot.

Take your wild speculation and theory to the Lost thread.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 15, 2010, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 14, 2010, 11:54:49 AM
What...nothing?

Not Andy's newfound wisdom from having been the cuckold?

Not Darryl's flowery description of his sleeping place, the one so dreamy that he would think about it in order to fall asleep while at home?

Angela and Dwight's negotiations...the look that Dwight gave to the camera when Angela insisted they make eye contact while copulating because she's not "some sort of farm animal"?

Or has nobody simply seen this episode?  Granted, I typically catch it about a week later after it first airs myself but I happened to be able to watch it as it aired last night.  

I'm pretty much just liking the Dwight stuff right now.  And the Andy stuff, I suppose.  I couldn't care less about Michael's relationships.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on May 17, 2010, 10:46:25 AM
Quote from: JD on May 15, 2010, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 14, 2010, 11:54:49 AM
What...nothing?

Not Andy's newfound wisdom from having been the cuckold?

Not Darryl's flowery description of his sleeping place, the one so dreamy that he would think about it in order to fall asleep while at home?

Angela and Dwight's negotiations...the look that Dwight gave to the camera when Angela insisted they make eye contact while copulating because she's not "some sort of farm animal"?

Or has nobody simply seen this episode?  Granted, I typically catch it about a week later after it first airs myself but I happened to be able to watch it as it aired last night.  

I'm pretty much just liking the Dwight stuff right now.  And the Andy stuff, I suppose.  I couldn't care less about Michael's relationships.

I think they're finding a nice groove again. Figures it's right as the season is about to come to an end.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on May 20, 2010, 10:29:09 PM
My new favorite restaurant sucks.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on May 21, 2010, 08:26:16 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 17, 2010, 10:46:25 AM
Quote from: JD on May 15, 2010, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 14, 2010, 11:54:49 AM
What...nothing?

Not Andy's newfound wisdom from having been the cuckold?

Not Darryl's flowery description of his sleeping place, the one so dreamy that he would think about it in order to fall asleep while at home?

Angela and Dwight's negotiations...the look that Dwight gave to the camera when Angela insisted they make eye contact while copulating because she's not "some sort of farm animal"?

Or has nobody simply seen this episode?  Granted, I typically catch it about a week later after it first airs myself but I happened to be able to watch it as it aired last night.  

I'm pretty much just liking the Dwight stuff right now.  And the Andy stuff, I suppose.  I couldn't care less about Michael's relationships.

I think they're finding a nice groove again. Figures it's right as the season is about to come to an end.

Agreed. Last night's episode was the funniest in quite a while.

"Why would I listen to his spermed lover?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on May 21, 2010, 09:06:37 AM
"You are not a photographer."

I'm going to miss IT Guy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Weebs on May 21, 2010, 09:08:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 21, 2010, 09:06:37 AM
"You are not a photographer."

I'm going to miss IT Guy.

"Ryan, you have a Woof on line 1."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on May 21, 2010, 09:13:52 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 21, 2010, 09:08:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 21, 2010, 09:06:37 AM
"You are not a photographer."

I'm going to miss IT Guy.

"Ryan, you have a Woof on line 1."

Woof was outstanding. Ryan's character has been great this season.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on May 21, 2010, 11:10:43 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 21, 2010, 09:13:52 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 21, 2010, 09:08:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 21, 2010, 09:06:37 AM
"You are not a photographer."

I'm going to miss IT Guy.

"Ryan, you have a Woof on line 1."

Woof was outstanding. Ryan's character has been great this season.

I love how he still has the closet office.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on May 21, 2010, 11:16:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 21, 2010, 09:13:52 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 21, 2010, 09:08:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 21, 2010, 09:06:37 AM
"You are not a photographer."

I'm going to miss IT Guy.

"Ryan, you have a Woof on line 1."

Woof was outstanding. Ryan's character has been great this season.

His out-of-control spiral into Orville Reddenbacher's hipster son is amusing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 21, 2010, 08:24:04 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 21, 2010, 09:06:37 AM
"You are not a photographer."

I'm going to miss IT Guy.

Me, too.  I liked that Jim really couldn't remember his name.  And the bird as he was walking out was super.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on May 25, 2010, 09:02:41 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 21, 2010, 11:16:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 21, 2010, 09:13:52 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 21, 2010, 09:08:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 21, 2010, 09:06:37 AM
"You are not a photographer."

I'm going to miss IT Guy.

"Ryan, you have a Woof on line 1."

Woof was outstanding. Ryan's character has been great this season.

His out-of-control spiral into Orville Reddenbacher's hipster son is amusing.

THIS.  The Woofing thing was clutch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 25, 2010, 09:03:50 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 25, 2010, 09:02:41 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 21, 2010, 11:16:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 21, 2010, 09:13:52 AM
Quote from: Weebs on May 21, 2010, 09:08:14 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 21, 2010, 09:06:37 AM
"You are not a photographer."

I'm going to miss IT Guy.

"Ryan, you have a Woof on line 1."

Woof was outstanding. Ryan's character has been great this season.

His out-of-control spiral into Orville Reddenbacher's hipster son is amusing.

THIS.  The Woofing thing was clutch.

Looks like someone's DVR got a workout last night.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Okay, what the hell was Stanley saying during the video at the beginning?  Also, why were they shooting that video?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 23, 2010, 10:23:08 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Okay, what the hell was Stanley saying during the video at the beginning?  Also, why were they shooting that video?

Because it's an awesome way to kick off the final season of this show?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 23, 2010, 10:40:42 PM
http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sneak-peek-the-office-cold-open/1249915

Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Okay, what the hell was Stanley saying during the video at the beginning?

"You're falling behind."

Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Also, why were they shooting that video?

To put on the internet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lip_dub

Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 23, 2010, 10:23:08 PM
Because it's an awesome way to kick off the final season of this show?

One would hope.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 11:34:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 23, 2010, 10:40:42 PM
http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sneak-peek-the-office-cold-open/1249915

Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Okay, what the hell was Stanley saying during the video at the beginning?

"You're falling behind."

Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Also, why were they shooting that video?

To put on the internet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lip_dub

Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 23, 2010, 10:23:08 PM
Because it's an awesome way to kick off the final season of this show?

One would hope.

Thank you.  I saw the "Lip Dub" sign, but was too lazy to see if it was a "thing."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 23, 2010, 11:49:42 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 11:34:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 23, 2010, 10:40:42 PM
http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sneak-peek-the-office-cold-open/1249915

Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Okay, what the hell was Stanley saying during the video at the beginning?

"You're falling behind."

Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Also, why were they shooting that video?

To put on the internet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lip_dub

Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 23, 2010, 10:23:08 PM
Because it's an awesome way to kick off the final season of this show?

One would hope.

Thank you.  I saw the "Lip Dub" sign, but was too lazy to see if it was a "thing."

It was also a great way to see Pam's tits.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on September 24, 2010, 01:05:31 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 23, 2010, 11:49:42 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 11:34:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 23, 2010, 10:40:42 PM
http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sneak-peek-the-office-cold-open/1249915

Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Okay, what the hell was Stanley saying during the video at the beginning?

"You're falling behind."

Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Also, why were they shooting that video?

To put on the internet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lip_dub

Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 23, 2010, 10:23:08 PM
Because it's an awesome way to kick off the final season of this show?

One would hope.

Thank you.  I saw the "Lip Dub" sign, but was too lazy to see if it was a "thing."

It was also a great way to see Pam's tits.

Holy god they were marvelous
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SKO on September 24, 2010, 01:12:44 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 24, 2010, 01:05:31 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 23, 2010, 11:49:42 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 11:34:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 23, 2010, 10:40:42 PM
http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sneak-peek-the-office-cold-open/1249915

Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Okay, what the hell was Stanley saying during the video at the beginning?

"You're falling behind."

Quote from: Kermit IV on September 23, 2010, 09:37:37 PM
Also, why were they shooting that video?

To put on the internet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lip_dub

Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 23, 2010, 10:23:08 PM
Because it's an awesome way to kick off the final season of this show?

One would hope.

Thank you.  I saw the "Lip Dub" sign, but was too lazy to see if it was a "thing."

It was also a great way to see Pam's tits.

Holy god they were marvelous

Where is the benevolent deity who bestows the .gifs?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on September 27, 2010, 07:46:51 AM
We have to establish a pee corner.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: ChuckD on October 09, 2010, 10:51:54 AM
Irish Cream and orange juice? Did The Office just troll America?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 09, 2010, 03:08:24 PM
All that singing got in the way of some perfectly good murders.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:52:31 AM
The premise of this episode, especially the way they used it as an excuse to have a Glee-like open, was weird. But the overall funny was there. I laughed definitely a few times at this one. I don't know if they're trying to do Jim and Pam with Erin and Andy but go for it. Also, Angela looked pretty damn good in this episode.

Is Dwight gay for Andy or am I reading into things?

Anyway, this show lost the plot somewhere last season, possibly before that, but it's still good for a LULZ every now and then. They should probably just end it after this season with Carrell leaving but they won't.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on October 11, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
I wish they'd go back to Andy when he first joined.  The Big Tuna and all that jazz.  And, just let Erin be peripheral.  There's too much Pam.  Give me more Daryl.  Give me more of the stock room.  Give me more Dwight vs. Andy.  Fuck, go back to Jim vs. Dwight.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 11, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
I wish they'd go back to Andy when he first joined.  The Big Tuna and all that jazz.  And, just let Erin be peripheral.  There's too much Pam.  Give me more Daryl.  Give me more of the stock room.  Give me more Dwight vs. Andy.  Fuck, go back to Jim vs. Dwight.

I wish that this show would end instead of becoming a sitcom version of ER.

Seven seasons is natural, NBC!!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on October 11, 2010, 11:43:59 AM
Ryan using his ipad for a watch was a spot-on portrayal of douchebaggery.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 11:49:32 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 11, 2010, 11:43:59 AM
Ryan using his ipad for a watch was a spot-on portrayal of douchebaggery.

That was fantastic.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on October 11, 2010, 11:54:27 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 11:49:32 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 11, 2010, 11:43:59 AM
Ryan using his ipad for a watch was a spot-on portrayal of douchebaggery.

That was fantastic.

THI. Especially since they made sure his belt wristwatch was in view.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 11, 2010, 01:16:02 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 11, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
I wish they'd go back to Andy when he first joined.  The Big Tuna and all that jazz.  And, just let Erin be peripheral.  There's too much Pam.  Give me more Daryl.  Give me more of the stock room.  Give me more Dwight vs. Andy.  Fuck, go back to Jim vs. Dwight.

I wish that this show would end instead of becoming a sitcom version of ER.

Or you could just not watch the show after this season and pretend it ended.  Then other people who still enjoy it could continue to watch.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bort on October 11, 2010, 01:18:20 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 11, 2010, 01:16:02 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 11, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
I wish they'd go back to Andy when he first joined.  The Big Tuna and all that jazz.  And, just let Erin be peripheral.  There's too much Pam.  Give me more Daryl.  Give me more of the stock room.  Give me more Dwight vs. Andy.  Fuck, go back to Jim vs. Dwight.

I wish that this show would end instead of becoming a sitcom version of ER.

Or you could just not watch the show after this season and pretend it ended.  Then other people who still enjoy it could continue to watch.

Also, maybe they'll show 38.1% more boobs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 01:20:22 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 11, 2010, 01:16:02 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 11, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
I wish they'd go back to Andy when he first joined.  The Big Tuna and all that jazz.  And, just let Erin be peripheral.  There's too much Pam.  Give me more Daryl.  Give me more of the stock room.  Give me more Dwight vs. Andy.  Fuck, go back to Jim vs. Dwight.

I wish that this show would end instead of becoming a sitcom version of ER.

Or you could just not watch the show after this season and pretend it ended.  Then other people who still enjoy it could continue to watch.

Jeez, so butthurt over a criticism of the show?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on October 11, 2010, 01:23:01 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 01:20:22 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 11, 2010, 01:16:02 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 11, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
I wish they'd go back to Andy when he first joined.  The Big Tuna and all that jazz.  And, just let Erin be peripheral.  There's too much Pam.  Give me more Daryl.  Give me more of the stock room.  Give me more Dwight vs. Andy.  Fuck, go back to Jim vs. Dwight.

I wish that this show would end instead of becoming a sitcom version of ER.

Or you could just not watch the show after this season and pretend it ended.  Then other people who still enjoy it could continue to watch.

Jeez, so butthurt over a criticism of the show?

I love the world  of butthurt
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 11, 2010, 01:26:23 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 01:20:22 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 11, 2010, 01:16:02 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 11, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
I wish they'd go back to Andy when he first joined.  The Big Tuna and all that jazz.  And, just let Erin be peripheral.  There's too much Pam.  Give me more Daryl.  Give me more of the stock room.  Give me more Dwight vs. Andy.  Fuck, go back to Jim vs. Dwight.

I wish that this show would end instead of becoming a sitcom version of ER.

Or you could just not watch the show after this season and pretend it ended.  Then other people who still enjoy it could continue to watch.

Jeez, so butthurt over a criticism of the show?

No?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bort on October 11, 2010, 01:30:20 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 11, 2010, 01:26:23 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 01:20:22 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 11, 2010, 01:16:02 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 11, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
I wish they'd go back to Andy when he first joined.  The Big Tuna and all that jazz.  And, just let Erin be peripheral.  There's too much Pam.  Give me more Daryl.  Give me more of the stock room.  Give me more Dwight vs. Andy.  Fuck, go back to Jim vs. Dwight.

I wish that this show would end instead of becoming a sitcom version of ER.

Or you could just not watch the show after this season and pretend it ended.  Then other people who still enjoy it could continue to watch.

Jeez, so butthurt over a criticism of the show?

No?

Ignore Gil; he's just butthurt about your criticism of his criticism or something something...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 01:31:37 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 11, 2010, 01:30:20 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 11, 2010, 01:26:23 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 01:20:22 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 11, 2010, 01:16:02 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 11, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
I wish they'd go back to Andy when he first joined.  The Big Tuna and all that jazz.  And, just let Erin be peripheral.  There's too much Pam.  Give me more Daryl.  Give me more of the stock room.  Give me more Dwight vs. Andy.  Fuck, go back to Jim vs. Dwight.

I wish that this show would end instead of becoming a sitcom version of ER.

Or you could just not watch the show after this season and pretend it ended.  Then other people who still enjoy it could continue to watch.

Jeez, so butthurt over a criticism of the show?

No?

Ignore Gil; he's just butthurt about your criticism of his criticism or something something...

More or less.  AN EPIDEMIC OF BUTTHURTEDNESS.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bort on October 11, 2010, 03:20:08 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 01:31:37 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 11, 2010, 01:30:20 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 11, 2010, 01:26:23 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 01:20:22 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 11, 2010, 01:16:02 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 11, 2010, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 11, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
I wish they'd go back to Andy when he first joined.  The Big Tuna and all that jazz.  And, just let Erin be peripheral.  There's too much Pam.  Give me more Daryl.  Give me more of the stock room.  Give me more Dwight vs. Andy.  Fuck, go back to Jim vs. Dwight.

I wish that this show would end instead of becoming a sitcom version of ER.

Or you could just not watch the show after this season and pretend it ended.  Then other people who still enjoy it could continue to watch.

Jeez, so butthurt over a criticism of the show?

No?

Ignore Gil; he's just butthurt about your criticism of his criticism or something something...

More or less.  AN EPIDEMIC OF BUTTHURTEDNESS.

YOUR USE OF CAPS MAKES ME BUTTHURT!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 13, 2010, 12:58:03 PM
I thought it was asshurt.

Also, I just love Darryl.  No reason; can't even recall any of his recent lines.  Dude just cracks me up every scene he's in.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 03:20:48 PM
How great was last night's episode? More of that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 15, 2010, 05:28:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 03:20:48 PM
How great was last night's episode? More of that.

No doubt.

He had no arms or legs.  He couldn't speak, hear, or see.

This is how he led a nation.


Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 15, 2010, 09:33:39 PM
Quote from: JD on October 15, 2010, 05:28:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 15, 2010, 03:20:48 PM
How great was last night's episode? More of that.

No doubt.

He had no arms or legs.  He couldn't speak, hear, or see.

This is how he led a nation.




Thirded.  This season has been really good so far.

"Today is about herpes."

Also liked Kelly calling out Jim and Pam for the unplanned pregnancy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on October 19, 2010, 07:43:40 AM
I agree...the whole season has been good and I got plenty of laughs out of Thursday's episode.  It had more Daryl, more Andy, way less Jim and Pam, and more hijinks.  For some reason, I want the Holly thing to come back...for Michael.

"Between the sheets, we were Jordan and Pippen."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tony on October 19, 2010, 11:43:42 AM
Needs more Creed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 22, 2010, 09:39:31 AM
"And then she said, 'That is the biggest penis I've ever seen!' and I said, 'I know, that's why I took you to the Penis Museum, where tickets cost $1,000!'"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 22, 2010, 09:42:05 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 22, 2010, 09:39:31 AM
"And then she said, 'That is the biggest penis I've ever seen!' and I said, 'I know, that's why I took you to the Penis Museum, where tickets cost $1,000!'"

I thought it was the Biggest Museum, where everything's the biggest.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 22, 2010, 12:44:43 PM
More Darryl and Nard Dog, plz.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CBStew on October 22, 2010, 12:45:55 PM
They never made a 2 hour "Deadwood" feature to follow up as promised.  "Justified" is on a seasonal break.  So Olyphant had to find something to keep him busy.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 22, 2010, 01:37:20 PM

I'm hoping they're burning through the list of actors who have always wanted to be on "The Office" now because they're not going to continue without Steve Carrell.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on October 25, 2010, 08:26:18 AM
I had no idea that was Olyphant until my wife clued me in.  I thought it was some guy who was supposed to look like a young Billy Bob Thornton.

Kelly wearing the Hillary Clinton powersuit with the American flag pin is kinda funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 25, 2010, 06:06:45 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 25, 2010, 08:26:18 AM
I had no idea that was Olyphant until my wife clued me in.  I thought it was some guy who was supposed to look like a young Billy Bob Thornton.

Dude, that was just some male model.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on October 29, 2010, 02:05:06 AM
The opening sequence with Stanley was my first literal laugh-out-loud moment in a while.  Andy's face when he had no shirt was excellent.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 29, 2010, 09:34:55 AM
Kevin as Michael Moore was pretty spot-on.  Ballsy, even.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 09:37:23 AM
Halpert. You looking for someone to bang your wife?

Also, Gabe's Gaga was boner-melting.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 29, 2010, 10:51:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 09:37:23 AM
Also, Gabe's Gaga was boner-melting.

Was this boner that Gabe's costume melted a boner for Lady Gaga or a boner for Gabe?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 29, 2010, 10:51:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 09:37:23 AM
Also, Gabe's Gaga was boner-melting.

Was this boner that Gabe's costume melted a boner for Lady Gaga or a boner for Gabe?

I had a previously unrelated boner.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on October 29, 2010, 11:07:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 29, 2010, 10:51:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 09:37:23 AM
Also, Gabe's Gaga was boner-melting.

Was this boner that Gabe's costume melted a boner for Lady Gaga or a boner for Gabe?

I had a previously unrelated boner.

Previously Unrelated Boner: The Andrew Cieslak Story
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 11:23:55 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 29, 2010, 11:07:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 29, 2010, 10:51:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 09:37:23 AM
Also, Gabe's Gaga was boner-melting.

Was this boner that Gabe's costume melted a boner for Lady Gaga or a boner for Gabe?

I had a previously unrelated boner.

Previously Unrelated Boner: The Andrew Cieslak Story

I think we can get somewhere with this.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 29, 2010, 11:31:05 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 11:23:55 AM
Quote from: Eli on October 29, 2010, 11:07:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 29, 2010, 10:51:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 09:37:23 AM
Also, Gabe's Gaga was boner-melting.

Was this boner that Gabe's costume melted a boner for Lady Gaga or a boner for Gabe?

I had a previously unrelated boner.

Previously Unrelated Boner: The Andrew Cieslak Story

I think we can get somewhere with this.

Anything's possible with the right amount of pinot noir.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on November 01, 2010, 07:48:41 AM
Fine, no one else will say it?  Angela looked great in her nurse costume.

The opening with Stanley was awesome.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Simmer on November 05, 2010, 04:01:44 PM
I watched last night for the first time in years.  What the F happened to this show?  What?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 05, 2010, 04:05:53 PM
Quote from: Simmer on November 05, 2010, 04:01:44 PM
I watched last night for the first time in years.  What the F happened to this show?  What?

You missed the abortion that was last season, that's for sure.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on November 05, 2010, 06:53:04 PM
Quote from: Simmer on November 05, 2010, 04:01:44 PM
I watched last night for the first time in years.  What the F happened to this show?  What?

Pam and Jim got together, and now they're even WORSE.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on November 06, 2010, 03:43:10 PM
Quote from: Simmer on November 05, 2010, 04:01:44 PM
I watched last night for the first time in years.  What the F happened to this show?  What?

That was aboot the worst episode ever, eh.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Waco Kid on November 08, 2010, 07:26:19 AM
Quote from: Simmer on November 05, 2010, 04:01:44 PM
I watched last night for the first time in years.  What the F happened to this show?  What?

They are out of ideas and they are trying squeeze anything they can out of the Pam & Jim storyline.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on November 08, 2010, 08:02:32 AM
This is what I don't get.  I'm going to get all Weebsy here, but there's no way I'm attending a coworker's kid's christening that I wasn't originally invited to.  ESPECILLY if there were only one jug of apple cider and finger sandwiches.

Dumb.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SKO on November 08, 2010, 08:24:19 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

I think if it had ended after two seasons like it's counterpart they'd be about even.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 08, 2010, 09:27:01 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

Does anyone still care about that argument? 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 11:17:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

2005 called, they want their argument back.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bort on November 08, 2010, 11:23:17 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 09:27:01 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

Does anyone still care about that argument? 
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 11:17:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

2005 called, they want their argument back.

Like father, like son? Think about it, won't you?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 11:23:17 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 09:27:01 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

Does anyone still care about that argument? 
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 11:17:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

2005 called, they want their argument back.

Like father, like son? Think about it, won't you?

I'm like, a year older than him.  Get your facts straight.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bort on November 08, 2010, 12:06:40 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 11:23:17 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 09:27:01 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

Does anyone still care about that argument? 
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 11:17:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

2005 called, they want their argument back.

Like father, like son? Think about it, won't you?

I'm like, a year older than him.  Get your facts straight.

I'm not one to let facts get in the way of a good meme.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 12:19:53 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 12:06:40 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 11:23:17 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 09:27:01 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

Does anyone still care about that argument? 
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 11:17:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

2005 called, they want their argument back.

Like father, like son? Think about it, won't you?

I'm like, a year older than him.  Get your facts straight.

I'm not one to let facts get in the way of a good meme.

Well then by all means, post your picture, Romeo.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bort on November 08, 2010, 12:21:53 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 12:19:53 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 12:06:40 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 11:23:17 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 09:27:01 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

Does anyone still care about that argument? 
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 11:17:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

2005 called, they want their argument back.

Like father, like son? Think about it, won't you?

I'm like, a year older than him.  Get your facts straight.

I'm not one to let facts get in the way of a good meme.

Well then by all means, post your picture, Romeo.

Um...HGH is a powerful drug? (||)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2010, 12:32:55 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 12:21:53 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 12:19:53 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 12:06:40 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 11:23:17 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 09:27:01 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

Does anyone still care about that argument? 
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 11:17:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

2005 called, they want their argument back.

Like father, like son? Think about it, won't you?

I'm like, a year older than him.  Get your facts straight.

I'm not one to let facts get in the way of a good meme.

Well then by all means, post your picture, Romeo.

Um...HGH is a powerful drug? (||)

McStiff eats ass.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 01:56:32 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 12:32:55 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 12:21:53 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 12:19:53 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 12:06:40 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 11:23:17 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 09:27:01 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

Does anyone still care about that argument? 
Quote from: Ivy6 on November 08, 2010, 11:17:51 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

2005 called, they want their argument back.

Like father, like son? Think about it, won't you?

I'm like, a year older than him.  Get your facts straight.

I'm not one to let facts get in the way of a good meme.

Well then by all means, post your picture, Romeo.

Um...HGH is a powerful drug? (||)

McStiff eats ass.

What's that about bukkake?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tonker on November 08, 2010, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

For a while there it was just as good, certainly - but getting out while you're ahead is something about which you Yanks have a lot to learn.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on November 08, 2010, 02:24:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 08, 2010, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

For a while there it was just as good, certainly - but getting out while you're ahead is something about which you Yanks have a lot to learn.

Yea. 1776...

Anyway, there was a British one?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bort on November 08, 2010, 02:28:03 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 08, 2010, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

For a while there it was just as good, certainly - but getting out while you're ahead is something about which you Yanks have a lot to learn.

Which is why Tony Blair committed so many British troops to Iraq.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 08, 2010, 02:29:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 02:28:03 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 08, 2010, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

For a while there it was just as good, certainly - but getting out while you're ahead is something about which you Yanks have a lot to learn.

Which is why Tony Blair committed so many British troops to Iraq.

Bush stayed in Blair too long.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bort on November 08, 2010, 02:36:41 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 02:29:28 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 02:28:03 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 08, 2010, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

For a while there it was just as good, certainly - but getting out while you're ahead is something about which you Yanks have a lot to learn.

Which is why Tony Blair committed so many British troops to Iraq.

Bush stayed in Blair too long.

Hiiiiiiiiiyoooooooooooo!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on November 08, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
Just a few weeks ago we were all saying how good the season's been and there's one turd episode and now everything's gone to shit?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 08, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
Just a few weeks ago we were all saying how good the season's been and there's one turd episode and now everything's gone to shit?

No, no.  If you're REALLY cool, you say that everything went to shit in 2006.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:15:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 08, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
Just a few weeks ago we were all saying how good the season's been and there's one turd episode and now everything's gone to shit?

No, no.  If you're REALLY cool, you say that everything went to shit in 2006.

Eli is an outspoken The Office apologist.  Long live The Office.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on November 08, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2010, 08:24:19 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

I think if it had ended after two seasons like it's counterpart they'd be about even.

Three seasons.

NIT PICKED.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tonker on November 08, 2010, 03:24:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 08, 2010, 02:24:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 08, 2010, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

For a while there it was just as good, certainly - but getting out while you're ahead is something about which you Yanks have a lot to learn.

Yea. 1776...

Anyway, there was a British one?

Pleb.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:26:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:15:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 08, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
Just a few weeks ago we were all saying how good the season's been and there's one turd episode and now everything's gone to shit?

No, no.  If you're REALLY cool, you say that everything went to shit in 2006.

Eli is an outspoken The Office apologist.  Long live The Office.

So does your quest to start an "Eli is an Office apologist (http://handjobexchange.com/sbox//dlog.php?highlight=p117906700&date=2010-11-8#p117906700)" meme stem from last month when you misinterpreted one of my posts (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg228516#msg228516) and got butthurt?

But yes, full disclosure: I still sometimes enjoy watching the Office and I have for many years.  Long live it, indeed.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2010, 03:35:01 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 08, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 08, 2010, 08:24:19 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

I think if it had ended after two seasons like it's counterpart they'd be about even.

Three seasons.

NIT PICKED.

Intrepid Reader: Apex

I-L-L!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:26:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:15:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 08, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
Just a few weeks ago we were all saying how good the season's been and there's one turd episode and now everything's gone to shit?

No, no.  If you're REALLY cool, you say that everything went to shit in 2006.

Eli is an outspoken The Office apologist.  Long live The Office.

So does your quest to start an "Eli is an Office apologist (http://handjobexchange.com/sbox//dlog.php?highlight=p117906700&date=2010-11-8#p117906700)" meme stem from last month when you misinterpreted one of my posts (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg228516#msg228516) and got butthurt?

But yes, full disclosure: I still sometimes enjoy watching the Office and I have for many years.  Long live it, indeed.

I find it interesting that any criticism of the show produces a spirited defense of the show from you.  I'm not trying to start a meme, not even a tiff or a dispute, but pretending that this show is anywhere near it's prime (c. seasons 2 and 3) and deserves the life-support and artificial age-extensions that NBC is sure to provide is just ridiculous.

This show has had a great run and deserves to move off the schedule to allow its natural progeny (Parks and Rec) to take its place.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Richard Chuggar on November 08, 2010, 03:36:22 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:26:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:15:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 08, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
Just a few weeks ago we were all saying how good the season's been and there's one turd episode and now everything's gone to shit?

No, no.  If you're REALLY cool, you say that everything went to shit in 2006.

Eli is an outspoken The Office apologist.  Long live The Office.

So does your quest to start an "Eli is an Office apologist (http://handjobexchange.com/sbox//dlog.php?highlight=p117906700&date=2010-11-8#p117906700)" meme stem from last month when you misinterpreted one of my posts (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg228516#msg228516) and got butthurt?

But yes, full disclosure: I still sometimes enjoy watching the Office and I have for many years.  Long live it, indeed.

I find it interesting that any criticism of the show produces a spirited defense of the show from you.  I'm not trying to start a meme, not even a tiff or a dispute, but pretending that this show is anywhere near it's prime (c. seasons 2 and 3) and deserves the life-support and artificial age-extensions that NBC is sure to provide is just ridiculous.

This show has had a great run and deserves to move off the schedule to allow its natural progeny (Parks and Rec) to take it's place.

BITCH
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on November 08, 2010, 03:37:04 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 08, 2010, 03:24:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 08, 2010, 02:24:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 08, 2010, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2010, 08:17:49 AM

Does anybody still argue the American "Office" is better than the British one?

For a while there it was just as good, certainly - but getting out while you're ahead is something about which you Yanks have a lot to learn.

Yea. 1776...

Anyway, there was a British one?

Pleb.

2 EZ
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on November 08, 2010, 03:40:47 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
I find it interesting that any criticism of the show produces a spirited defense of the show from you.  I'm not trying to start a meme, not even a tiff or a dispute, but pretending that this show is anywhere near it's prime (c. seasons 2 and 3) and deserves the life-support and artificial age-extensions that NBC is sure to provide is just ridiculous.

This show has had a great run and deserves to move off the schedule to allow its natural progeny (Parks and Rec) to take its place.

I know it hasn't been anywhere near Seasons 2 or 3 this year, but the start of the season had been promising up until now.  It looked like it was getting better...not as good as the earlier seasons...but better than last season.

I agree about Parks and Rec.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:43:18 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 08, 2010, 03:40:47 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
I find it interesting that any criticism of the show produces a spirited defense of the show from you.  I'm not trying to start a meme, not even a tiff or a dispute, but pretending that this show is anywhere near it's prime (c. seasons 2 and 3) and deserves the life-support and artificial age-extensions that NBC is sure to provide is just ridiculous.

This show has had a great run and deserves to move off the schedule to allow its natural progeny (Parks and Rec) to take its place.

I know it hasn't been anywhere near Seasons 2 or 3 this year, but the start of the season had been promising up until now.  It looked like it was getting better...not as good as the earlier seasons...but better than last season.

I agree about Parks and Rec.

I don't think it would take much to be better than last season.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on November 08, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:26:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:15:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 08, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
Just a few weeks ago we were all saying how good the season's been and there's one turd episode and now everything's gone to shit?

No, no.  If you're REALLY cool, you say that everything went to shit in 2006.

Eli is an outspoken The Office apologist.  Long live The Office.

So does your quest to start an "Eli is an Office apologist (http://handjobexchange.com/sbox//dlog.php?highlight=p117906700&date=2010-11-8#p117906700)" meme stem from last month when you misinterpreted one of my posts (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg228516#msg228516) and got butthurt?

But yes, full disclosure: I still sometimes enjoy watching the Office and I have for many years.  Long live it, indeed.

I find it interesting that any criticism of the show produces a spirited defense of the show from you.  I'm not trying to start a meme, not even a tiff or a dispute, but pretending that this show is anywhere near it's prime (c. seasons 2 and 3) and deserves the life-support and artificial age-extensions that NBC is sure to provide is just ridiculous.

This show has had a great run and deserves to move off the schedule to allow its natural progeny (Parks and Rec) to take its place.

I think this post is more spirited than anything Eli has ever written about The Office.

Just admit it, you're pissed that there's no room on NBC's schedule for Star Trek: Space Court.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:47:39 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:26:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:15:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 08, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
Just a few weeks ago we were all saying how good the season's been and there's one turd episode and now everything's gone to shit?

No, no.  If you're REALLY cool, you say that everything went to shit in 2006.

Eli is an outspoken The Office apologist.  Long live The Office.

So does your quest to start an "Eli is an Office apologist (http://handjobexchange.com/sbox//dlog.php?highlight=p117906700&date=2010-11-8#p117906700)" meme stem from last month when you misinterpreted one of my posts (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=941.msg228516#msg228516) and got butthurt?

But yes, full disclosure: I still sometimes enjoy watching the Office and I have for many years.  Long live it, indeed.

I find it interesting that any criticism of the show produces a spirited defense of the show from you.  I'm not trying to start a meme, not even a tiff or a dispute, but pretending that this show is anywhere near it's prime (c. seasons 2 and 3) and deserves the life-support and artificial age-extensions that NBC is sure to provide is just ridiculous.

This show has had a great run and deserves to move off the schedule to allow its natural progeny (Parks and Rec) to take its place.

I think this post is more spirited than anything Eli has ever written about The Office.

Just admit it, you're pissed that there's no room on NBC's schedule for Star Trek: Space Court.

I'm more pissed about the loss of the original Law and Order, but c'est la vie.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bort on November 08, 2010, 03:50:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
Just admit it, you're pissed that there's no room on NBC's schedule for Star Trek: Space Court.

Okay, this was the hardest I've laughed all day.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on November 08, 2010, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 03:50:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
Just admit it, you're pissed that there's no room on NBC's schedule for Star Trek: Space Court.

Okay, this was the hardest I've laughed all day.

It was the hardest I was all day, as well.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:53:51 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 08, 2010, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 03:50:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
Just admit it, you're pissed that there's no room on NBC's schedule for Star Trek: Space Court.

Okay, this was the hardest I've laughed all day.

It was the hardest I was all day, as well.

Which is shocking, considering Crabs barely made one post on the page.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:54:00 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
I find it interesting that any criticism of the show produces a spirited defense of the show from you.  I'm not trying to start a meme, not even a tiff or a dispute, but pretending that this show is anywhere near it's prime (c. seasons 2 and 3) and deserves the life-support and artificial age-extensions that NBC is sure to provide is just ridiculous.

If you say so.  As far as I can tell, I've commented twice recently about the general idea that TV shows should just go off the air once the quality begins to slip, which apparently translates into mounting "spirited" defenses of the show itself.  My point isn't that I think The Office is still a great show, because it's not.  My point is that if you think a show sucks, you can just stop watching it.  Because then -- for you -- it'll be just like it was canceled!  And then for people who think that each episode is better than the one before it and we're clearly headed for the greatest work of art ever in Season 19 -- like me -- we can keep watching.

As for actually pulling it off the air, it's NBC's highest-rated comedy by a huge margin, so it's not going to happen.

Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
I think this post is more spirited than anything Eli has ever written about The Office.

It was, until he goaded me into writing six whole sentences just now.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2010, 04:00:07 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:54:00 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
I think this post is more spirited than anything Eli has ever written about The Office.

It was, until he goaded me into writing six whole sentences just now.

There really is altogether too much goading going on in this thread.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 03:54:00 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
I find it interesting that any criticism of the show produces a spirited defense of the show from you.  I'm not trying to start a meme, not even a tiff or a dispute, but pretending that this show is anywhere near it's prime (c. seasons 2 and 3) and deserves the life-support and artificial age-extensions that NBC is sure to provide is just ridiculous.

If you say so.  As far as I can tell, I've commented twice recently about the general idea that TV shows should just go off the air once the quality begins to slip, which apparently translates into mounting "spirited" defenses of the show itself.  My point isn't that I think The Office is still a great show, because it's not.  My point is that if you think a show sucks, you can just stop watching it.  Because then -- for you -- it'll be just like it was canceled!  And then for people who think that each episode is better than the one before it and we're clearly headed for the greatest work of art ever in Season 19 -- like me -- we can keep watching.

As for actually pulling it off the air, it's NBC's highest-rated comedy by a huge margin, so it's not going to happen.

Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
I think this post is more spirited than anything Eli has ever written about The Office.

It was, until he goaded me into writing six whole sentences just now.

So, general criticism of a show means that I should stop watching it?  Nothing I've said indicates that I don't find the show enjoyable any longer.  On the contrary, I find The Office to be infinitely better than any piece of shit on CBS or ABC.  However, can criticism of a show, leveled appropriately, lead writers, producers, and show-runners into creating a better product?

Or should a program rest on its laurels and accept its popularity without doing anything to create a better product?

I understand that the show is not going to be cancelled.  Indeed, like I stated earlier, NBC is far more likely to do to The Office what they did to ER.  However, the quality of the show itself can still be improved, which demands that its fans be willing to admit the show's glaring deficiencies at times.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on November 08, 2010, 04:00:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:53:51 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 08, 2010, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 03:50:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
Just admit it, you're pissed that there's no room on NBC's schedule for Star Trek: Space Court.

Okay, this was the hardest I've laughed all day.

It was the hardest I was all day, as well.

Which is shocking, considering Crabs barely made one post on the page.

It doesn't take me much
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:02:04 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 08, 2010, 04:00:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 03:53:51 PM
Quote from: Yeti on November 08, 2010, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 03:50:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
Just admit it, you're pissed that there's no room on NBC's schedule for Star Trek: Space Court.

Okay, this was the hardest I've laughed all day.

It was the hardest I was all day, as well.

Which is shocking, considering Crabs barely made one post on the page.

It doesn't take me much

Pity.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT III on November 08, 2010, 04:03:26 PM
This thread should have ended 96 pages ago.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bort on November 08, 2010, 04:04:18 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 08, 2010, 04:03:26 PM
This thread should have ended 96 pages ago.

If you think it should have ended, stop reading it.

Voila, it's like it was Ratto'd.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on November 08, 2010, 04:05:11 PM
This thread is slightly better than the latest episode of The Office.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Bort on November 08, 2010, 04:06:21 PM
I don't even watch the Office. I'm just a fan of this thread.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 08, 2010, 04:06:40 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
However, can criticism of a show, leveled appropriately, lead writers, producers, and show-runners into creating a better product?

You sound like such a LAWYER.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 08, 2010, 04:08:38 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 08, 2010, 03:50:51 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
Just admit it, you're pissed that there's no room on NBC's schedule for Star Trek: Space Court.

Okay, this was the hardest I've laughed all day.

I'm interested so long as Harry Anderson is attached to star.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:10:21 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 04:06:40 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
However, can criticism of a show, leveled appropriately, lead writers, producers, and show-runners into creating a better product?

You sound like such a LAWYER.

Can I interest you in some color-coded accordion files?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on November 08, 2010, 04:10:51 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 04:06:40 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
However, can criticism of a show, leveled appropriately, lead writers, producers, and show-runners into creating a better product?

You sound like such a LAWYER.

I thought lawyers were supposed to be wise and worldly. Gil is apparently under the impression that his heartfelt Desipio criticism is going to give Paul Lieberstein just the motivation he needs to return the Office to greatness.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: R-V on November 08, 2010, 04:10:51 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 04:06:40 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
However, can criticism of a show, leveled appropriately, lead writers, producers, and show-runners into creating a better product?

You sound like such a LAWYER.

I thought lawyers were supposed to be wise and worldly. Gil is apparently under the impression that his heartfelt Desipio criticism is going to give Paul Lieberstein just the motivation he needs to return the Office to greatness.

Guh.  Fuck it.  This show is awesome and will always be such.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 08, 2010, 04:16:04 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:10:21 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 04:06:40 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
However, can criticism of a show, leveled appropriately, lead writers, producers, and show-runners into creating a better product?

You sound like such a LAWYER.

Can I interest you in some color-coded accordion files?

Well, it would give me some nice expandable space to store both of my defenses of The Office.

I'm kidding, Gil. Please don't get mad at me again.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:20:03 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 04:16:04 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:10:21 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 08, 2010, 04:06:40 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
However, can criticism of a show, leveled appropriately, lead writers, producers, and show-runners into creating a better product?

You sound like such a LAWYER.

Can I interest you in some color-coded accordion files?

Well, it would give me some nice expandable space to store both of my defenses of The Office.

I'm kidding, Gil. Please don't get mad at me again.

Ha.  I don't get mad at anyone.  EXCEPT MY DOUCHEBAG COWORKER WHO TAKES MY DROID WITHOUT ASKING AND BREAKS MY LAPTOP!!!  COCKBAG!!!

I think we both still agree that the show is good.  I'll stop with the daemonic characterizations of it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 08, 2010, 11:04:16 PM
While we're talking about meta TV comedy, how is Two and a Half Men the most-watched sitcom on TV?  I don't know a single person who watches it.  Oh and it's fucking terrible.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: CT III on November 09, 2010, 08:16:47 AM
Quote from: Night Man on November 08, 2010, 11:04:16 PM
While we're talking about meta TV comedy, how is Two and a Half Men the most-watched sitcom on TV?  I don't know a single person who watches it.  Oh and it's fucking terrible.

It's the Richard Nixon of TV shows.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 09, 2010, 08:17:36 AM
Quote from: Night Man on November 08, 2010, 11:04:16 PM
While we're talking about meta TV comedy, how is Two and a Half Men the most-watched sitcom on TV?   I don't know a single person who watches it.  Oh and it's fucking terrible.

Bewbs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on November 09, 2010, 08:43:59 AM
Quote from: Night Man on November 08, 2010, 11:04:16 PM
While we're talking about meta TV comedy, how is Two and a Half Men the most-watched sitcom on TV?  I don't know a single person who watches it.  Oh and it's fucking terrible.

I know one and she sucks at life.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on November 09, 2010, 08:51:38 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 09, 2010, 08:17:36 AM
Quote from: Night Man on November 08, 2010, 11:04:16 PM
While we're talking about meta TV comedy, how is Two and a Half Men the most-watched sitcom on TV?   I don't know a single person who watches it.  Oh and it's fucking terrible.

Bewbs.

I tuned in a few times. Fork is RIGHT.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 09:20:14 PM
Creed, do you speak Chinese?

Better than English.

That scene could redeem a terrible season.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 11, 2010, 09:57:48 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 09:20:14 PM
Creed, do you speak Chinese?

Better than English.

That scene could redeem a terrible season.

Are you kidding?  Has this show EVER done anything bad that you can remember?  It's all gold, each and every nugget.  All this scene (and this episode) did was add another feather to the featheriest cap in all of the television history.

I'm literally breathless right now.  Someone help.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 10:06:43 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 11, 2010, 09:57:48 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 11, 2010, 09:20:14 PM
Creed, do you speak Chinese?

Better than English.

That scene could redeem a terrible season.

Are you kidding?  Has this show EVER done anything bad that you can remember?  It's all gold, each and every nugget.  All this scene (and this episode) did was add another feather to the featheriest cap in all of the television history.

I'm literally breathless right now.  Someone help.

I was misquoted!

Seriously, that came out wrong. I meant IF this was a terrible season that line would overcome it. It's not been terrible - my statement was a hypothetical. Carry on.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on November 15, 2010, 01:20:05 PM
Pizza...crust first.

Now, the beer.  Beer me, Jim.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on December 03, 2010, 08:42:23 AM
Great, great episode. First time in quite a while that it was funniest of the three comedies.

Fun to see the stereotypical smug, gay Mexican put in his place.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on December 03, 2010, 09:37:18 AM
Does everyone around here know pirate code?

I understand it, but I can't speak it.

Also, it was nice that they let Dwight's character have a relatively human moment at the end.  I enjoyed that.  I enjoyed that a lot.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 03, 2010, 09:38:53 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 03, 2010, 09:37:18 AM
Does everyone around here know pirate code?

I understand it, but I can't speak it.

Also, it was nice that they let Dwight's character have a relatively human moment at the end.  I enjoyed that.  I enjoyed that a lot.

Gaywad.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on December 03, 2010, 12:36:09 PM
This means one thing: The building is underground.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on December 06, 2010, 09:53:28 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 03, 2010, 12:36:09 PM
This means one thing: The building is underground.

Are you seeing this?

I'm standing right here.

But are you seeing this?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 04:30:58 PM
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/01/steve_carell_will_leave_the_of.html
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on January 15, 2011, 05:17:24 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 04:30:58 PM
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/01/steve_carell_will_leave_the_of.html

I'm calling DRLP. I thought this was common knowledge for quite some time. I may be wrong but I don't know
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 05:19:21 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2011, 05:17:24 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 04:30:58 PM
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/01/steve_carell_will_leave_the_of.html

I'm calling DRLP. I thought this was common knowledge for quite some time. I may be wrong but I don't know

I think the knowledge of him leaving was common knowledge; however, the knowledge of him leaving prior to the end of the season, I believe, is new.

I might be wrong though.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on January 15, 2011, 05:38:42 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 05:19:21 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 15, 2011, 05:17:24 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2011, 04:30:58 PM
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/01/steve_carell_will_leave_the_of.html

I'm calling DRLP. I thought this was common knowledge for quite some time. I may be wrong but I don't know

I think the knowledge of him leaving was common knowledge; however, the knowledge of him leaving prior to the end of the season, I believe, is new.

I might be wrong though.

Perhaps I should have read the rest of the link beyond "Steve Carrell will be leaving...". My bad
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 20, 2011, 09:55:20 AM
David Brent is coming next week: http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sns-ap-us-tv-ricky-gervais-office,0,5642338.story
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on January 20, 2011, 10:44:12 PM
I honestly don't know what I just watched.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 20, 2011, 10:57:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 20, 2011, 10:44:12 PM
I honestly don't know what I just watched.

A fat man being force-fed broccoli?

(You want me to turn on the strobe, Slak?)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on January 20, 2011, 11:04:06 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 20, 2011, 10:57:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 20, 2011, 10:44:12 PM
I honestly don't know what I just watched.

A fat man being force-fed broccoli?

(You want me to turn on the strobe, Slak?)

That whole book store/roller rink plot...whuh?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 20, 2011, 11:17:00 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 20, 2011, 11:04:06 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 20, 2011, 10:57:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 20, 2011, 10:44:12 PM
I honestly don't know what I just watched.

A fat man being force-fed broccoli?

(You want me to turn on the strobe, Slak?)

That whole book store/roller rink plot...whuh?

Don't forget the strip club.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on January 26, 2011, 07:53:39 PM
http://www.deadline.com/2011/01/will-ferrell-helping-steve-carells-exit-from-the-office/
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on January 26, 2011, 08:43:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 20, 2011, 11:04:06 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 20, 2011, 10:57:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on January 20, 2011, 10:44:12 PM
I honestly don't know what I just watched.

A fat man being force-fed broccoli?

(You want me to turn on the strobe, Slak?)

That whole book store/roller rink plot...whuh?

I didn't like that subplot so much, but I thought there was a lot of the other stuff in the episode that was funny.  Creed talking aboot the cartwheel was pretty outstanding. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 04, 2011, 11:12:07 PM
That was not a good episode.  I did like the Gabe captions, though.


And what's up with Halpert?  He's in about 2 scenes and then something happens where he isn't around anymore.  You don't think he's having an affair, do you?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on February 05, 2011, 12:23:41 PM
Quote from: JD on February 04, 2011, 11:12:07 PM
That was not a good episode.  I did like the Gabe captions, though.


And what's up with Halpert?  He's in about 2 scenes and then something happens where he isn't around anymore.  You don't think he's having an affair, do you?

I didn't but now I hope he is.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 05, 2011, 01:30:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 05, 2011, 12:23:41 PM
Quote from: JD on February 04, 2011, 11:12:07 PM
That was not a good episode.  I did like the Gabe captions, though.


And what's up with Halpert?  He's in about 2 scenes and then something happens where he isn't around anymore.  You don't think he's having an affair, do you?

I didn't but now I hope he is.

With Pam's mom?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 05, 2011, 01:50:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 05, 2011, 01:30:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 05, 2011, 12:23:41 PM
Quote from: JD on February 04, 2011, 11:12:07 PM
That was not a good episode.  I did like the Gabe captions, though.


And what's up with Halpert?  He's in about 2 scenes and then something happens where he isn't around anymore.  You don't think he's having an affair, do you?

I didn't but now I hope he is.

With Pam's mom?

With Timothy Olyphant.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 05, 2011, 02:02:12 PM
Quote from: JD on February 05, 2011, 01:50:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 05, 2011, 01:30:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 05, 2011, 12:23:41 PM
Quote from: JD on February 04, 2011, 11:12:07 PM
That was not a good episode.  I did like the Gabe captions, though.


And what's up with Halpert?  He's in about 2 scenes and then something happens where he isn't around anymore.  You don't think he's having an affair, do you?

I didn't but now I hope he is.

With Pam's mom?

With Timothy Olyphant.

Because he looks like Josh Duhamel.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 05, 2011, 02:45:06 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 05, 2011, 02:02:12 PM
Quote from: JD on February 05, 2011, 01:50:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 05, 2011, 01:30:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 05, 2011, 12:23:41 PM
Quote from: JD on February 04, 2011, 11:12:07 PM
That was not a good episode.  I did like the Gabe captions, though.


And what's up with Halpert?  He's in about 2 scenes and then something happens where he isn't around anymore.  You don't think he's having an affair, do you?

I didn't but now I hope he is.

With Pam's mom?

With Timothy Olyphant.

Because he looks like Josh Duhamel.

WHAT A THREESOME!!!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on February 06, 2011, 07:39:02 PM
Quote from: JD on February 04, 2011, 11:12:07 PM
That was not a good episode.  I did like the Gabe captions, though.


And what's up with Halpert?  He's in about 2 scenes and then something happens where he isn't around anymore.  You don't think he's having an affair, do you?

I think John Krasinski is shooting a movie, so Jimtime must be kept at a minimum.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 06, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
Quote from: Night Man on February 06, 2011, 07:39:02 PM
Quote from: JD on February 04, 2011, 11:12:07 PM
That was not a good episode.  I did like the Gabe captions, though.


And what's up with Halpert?  He's in about 2 scenes and then something happens where he isn't around anymore.  You don't think he's having an affair, do you?

I think John Krasinski is shooting a movie, so Jimtime must be kept at a minimum.

What movie?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on February 07, 2011, 08:37:29 AM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
Quote from: Night Man on February 06, 2011, 07:39:02 PM
Quote from: JD on February 04, 2011, 11:12:07 PM
That was not a good episode.  I did like the Gabe captions, though.


And what's up with Halpert?  He's in about 2 scenes and then something happens where he isn't around anymore.  You don't think he's having an affair, do you?

I think John Krasinski is shooting a movie, so Jimtime must be kept at a minimum.

What movie?

Based on this (http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-seminar,50576/)...

QuoteThe episode's structure was more transparent than the show is on average, exacerbated by the fact that Krasinski was once again limited in his screentime thanks to what we presume to be some form of cinema commitment

...I'm guessing it's either Something Borrowed, which IMDb lists as completed (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1024677/); Everybody Loves Whales, which is in post-production; and The Muppets, which is rumored to be filming.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 07, 2011, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Night Man on February 07, 2011, 08:37:29 AM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
Quote from: Night Man on February 06, 2011, 07:39:02 PM
Quote from: JD on February 04, 2011, 11:12:07 PM
That was not a good episode.  I did like the Gabe captions, though.


And what's up with Halpert?  He's in about 2 scenes and then something happens where he isn't around anymore.  You don't think he's having an affair, do you?

I think John Krasinski is shooting a movie, so Jimtime must be kept at a minimum.

What movie?

Based on this (http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-seminar,50576/)...

QuoteThe episode's structure was more transparent than the show is on average, exacerbated by the fact that Krasinski was once again limited in his screentime thanks to what we presume to be some form of cinema commitment

...I'm guessing it's either Something Borrowed, which IMDb lists as completed (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1024677/); Everybody Loves Whales, which is in post-production; and The Muppets, which is rumored to be filming.

I hope he's filming The Office: The Movie.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BBM on February 10, 2011, 08:02:44 PM
BOOBIE HONKING!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 10, 2011, 10:48:57 PM
I thought all the PDA was creepy and funny.  I thought Kevin in the breakroom was VERY funny.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tony on February 10, 2011, 11:30:04 PM
Jim should go back to making whatever movie he is working on, and he should take Pam with him.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on February 17, 2011, 09:57:15 PM
I enjoyed seeing Toby's head explode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on March 25, 2011, 07:40:03 AM
I thought the magic beans stuff was pretty funny.  And Kevin playing Dallas.  And Michael with the gasoline in the parking lot.  "Pam, I've got gasoline on my shoes and hands.  Can you light the fire for me?"  "I should've burned this place down when I had the chance."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on March 25, 2011, 10:21:11 AM
I liked that the cold open was literally just Dwight making it COLD by OPENing the door.

I'm also happy for Michael, fictional television character.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tony on March 25, 2011, 09:20:12 PM
Quote from: JD on March 25, 2011, 07:40:03 AM
I thought the magic beans stuff was pretty funny.

That was the best use of Jim in a long time.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on April 19, 2011, 08:27:28 PM
Is that Ashton Kutcher?  NO...it's Kevin Malone.  Just as handsome, just as smart.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: R-V on April 29, 2011, 08:40:42 AM
Good sendoff for Michael. Funny and not overly sappy. I thought Ferrell was hilarious in his first episode but he has gotten decreasingly funny since then.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on April 29, 2011, 08:46:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 29, 2011, 08:40:42 AM
Good sendoff for Michael. Funny and not overly sappy. I thought Ferrell was hilarious in his first episode but he has gotten decreasingly funny since then.

Agreed. I was worried they were going to go over-the-top sappy with it, but it was well done.

However, the ending tag with Will Ferrell was so terrible I wondered if it was intentional, meant as meta-commentary (with Dwight looking at Jim and saying, "Oh no") on everyone saying that the post-Michael Office will suck.  Unfortunately, I don't think it was.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on April 29, 2011, 08:48:23 AM
Also, Erin is going to be the baby that Phyllis gave up.  According to various Internet comment threads, which are always right.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on April 29, 2011, 09:01:54 AM
I enjoyed when Michael was putting his trophy on the desk and the camera jumped to the same angle as the opening credits.  Twas a sad night last night
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 29, 2011, 10:49:09 AM

Angela's ghey Senator was also good for a larf.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Tony on April 29, 2011, 10:52:47 AM
The silent "that's what she said" was a perfect sendoff.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on April 29, 2011, 12:40:24 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 29, 2011, 08:40:42 AM
Good sendoff for Michael. Funny and not overly sappy. I thought Ferrell was hilarious in his first episode but he has gotten decreasingly funny since then.

I'm the opposite of you on Ferrell.  I don't think he's ever been hilarious on this show.  HOWEVAH, I thought the puppy stuff and how he got the job stuff was pretty funny last night.  "Do you know how to high 5?"  "yes"  "Now's the time to do it if you do."

I really liked Gabe in the bathroom and then Jim spotting the camera in the mirror.  "you guys are filming people in the bathroom now?"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JakeD on April 29, 2011, 06:05:07 PM
"Will you let me know if this ever airs"
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 09:13:18 AM
I wrote my own companion piece to "The Vagina Monologues" called "The Penis Apologies."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 20, 2011, 12:35:19 PM
Low blow, puppet.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 20, 2011, 09:35:24 PM
I liked it.  I liked the Spader stuff.  I liked the Ray Romano stuff.  I liked Gabe.  I liked the Creed/Pam stuff, too.  I liked it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Brownie on May 20, 2011, 10:02:15 PM
Quote from: JD on May 20, 2011, 09:35:24 PM
I liked it.  I liked the Spader stuff.  I liked the Ray Romano stuff.  I liked Gabe.  I liked the Creed/Pam stuff, too.  I liked it.

Do you like it up in the Finger Lakes?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on May 22, 2011, 12:50:50 AM
Quote from: Brownie on May 20, 2011, 10:02:15 PM
Quote from: JD on May 20, 2011, 09:35:24 PM
I liked it.  I liked the Spader stuff.  I liked the Ray Romano stuff.  I liked Gabe.  I liked the Creed/Pam stuff, too.  I liked it.

Do you like it up in the Finger Lakes?

I do.  "I mean, seriously, this guy would NOT stop talking about the Finger Lakes."


"Find out what language this is...."
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on May 23, 2011, 07:53:59 AM
Quote from: JD on May 20, 2011, 09:35:24 PM
I liked it.  I liked the Spader stuff.  I liked the Ray Romano stuff.  I liked Gabe.  I liked the Creed/Pam stuff, too.  I liked it.

The Creed/Pam stuff was good.  The others were just awful.  Jim getting Dwight's name wrong in the interview was funny.

For some reason I thought we would learn who the Scranton Strangler was.  It has to be Gabe.  But it looks like he's going back to Florida.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 06, 2011, 01:28:09 PM
James Spader is the new boss, per EW.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/07/06/james-spader-office/
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on July 06, 2011, 02:27:30 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 06, 2011, 01:28:09 PM
James Spader is the new boss, per EW.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/07/06/james-spader-office/

I liked his character during the interviews.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 06, 2011, 02:33:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 06, 2011, 01:28:09 PM
James Spader is the new boss, per EW.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/07/06/james-spader-office/

If it's a Kathy Bates-type role (in and out, but not there 100% of the time), sounds OK.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 06, 2011, 02:50:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 06, 2011, 01:28:09 PM
James Spader is the new boss, per EW.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/07/06/james-spader-office/

They better give us one episode with Maggie Gyllenhaal as his secretary.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 06, 2011, 02:55:14 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 06, 2011, 02:50:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 06, 2011, 01:28:09 PM
James Spader is the new boss, per EW.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/07/06/james-spader-office/

They better give us one episode with Maggie Gyllenhaal as his secretary.

Something something something something.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PenPho on July 06, 2011, 03:50:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 06, 2011, 02:55:14 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 06, 2011, 02:50:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 06, 2011, 01:28:09 PM
James Spader is the new boss, per EW.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/07/06/james-spader-office/

They better give us one episode with Maggie Gyllenhaal as his secretary.

Something something something something.

(http://oi52.tinypic.com/2cyo2mu.jpg)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: morpheus on July 06, 2011, 04:25:13 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 06, 2011, 03:50:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 06, 2011, 02:55:14 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 06, 2011, 02:50:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 06, 2011, 01:28:09 PM
James Spader is the new boss, per EW.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/07/06/james-spader-office/

They better give us one episode with Maggie Gyllenhaal as his secretary.

Something something something something.

(http://oi52.tinypic.com/2cyo2mu.jpg)

Intrepid Reader: Morpheus

Uncontrollable laughing out loud, like really loudly...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 06, 2011, 06:53:21 PM
"Robert California"?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on July 06, 2011, 10:24:54 PM
Quote from: BH on July 06, 2011, 02:27:30 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 06, 2011, 01:28:09 PM
James Spader is the new boss, per EW.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/07/06/james-spader-office/

I liked his character during the interviews.

So did I.  He was creepy.  He kept looking at the camera and chewing on hard candy or something.  I positive it.  And I validate BH.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 14, 2011, 02:24:28 PM
Guh: http://www.avclub.com/articles/next-up-for-the-office-even-more-babies,58931/
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 14, 2011, 03:08:20 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 06, 2011, 04:25:13 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 06, 2011, 03:50:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 06, 2011, 02:55:14 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 06, 2011, 02:50:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 06, 2011, 01:28:09 PM
James Spader is the new boss, per EW.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/07/06/james-spader-office/

They better give us one episode with Maggie Gyllenhaal as his secretary.

Something something something something.

(http://oi52.tinypic.com/2cyo2mu.jpg)

Intrepid Reader: Morpheus

Uncontrollable laughing out loud, like really loudly...

That will never not be fucking hilarious.

Needs something BIG
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on September 30, 2011, 04:43:50 PM
What was Angela's moral problem at the end of the episode; my DVR cut off.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Brownie on September 30, 2011, 05:27:22 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 30, 2011, 04:43:50 PM
What was Angela's moral problem at the end of the episode; my DVR cut off.

She agonized whether she should allow her unborn child to root for the Cubs like herself and her parents and grandparents before her. Pam suggested that she have her child root for the Brewers instead.

No, I'm sorry that was Mike D.'s moral dilemma.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on September 30, 2011, 05:29:20 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 30, 2011, 04:43:50 PM
What was Angela's moral problem at the end of the episode; my DVR cut off.

Whether or not to contact child protective services about a coworker who she has witnessed ingesting caffeine while pregnant.

(Which is to say that she had already reported Pam to the authorities for drinking herbal tea out of mugs that might also contain trace amounts of coffee.)
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on October 03, 2011, 01:14:18 PM
I thought I was going to hate Spader.  He's weird as hell, but he says some profound stuff sometimes.  Then chews gum at the camera.  I dig it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on October 04, 2011, 01:14:54 PM
Is it gum?  I thought it was a Cert.  Either way, me like.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 04, 2011, 01:39:47 PM

Watching Ed Helms trying to get everyone else to do his job for him hit a little too close to home for me, but at least he redeemed himself in the end.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 04, 2011, 11:35:03 AM
Was the rest of this last episode as awful as the first 90 second suggested it would be?  I deleted it pretty quickly.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on November 06, 2011, 07:49:52 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 04, 2011, 11:35:03 AM
Was the rest of this last episode as awful as the first 90 second suggested it would be? 

It got worse after that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 06, 2011, 11:01:02 PM

This show hasn't jumped the shark, it's flown into a skyscraper.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on November 07, 2011, 01:12:03 AM
Quote from: Eli on November 06, 2011, 07:49:52 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 04, 2011, 11:35:03 AM
Was the rest of this last episode as awful as the first 90 second suggested it would be? 

It got worse after that.

I'm trying to remember what it was about, and I can't. I know I have the interwebs at my fingerstubs, but one would think I could remember a not horrible episode only 4 days after watching it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Kermit IV on November 08, 2011, 07:20:34 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2011, 11:01:02 PM

This show hasn't jumped the shark, it's flown into a skyscraper.

I thought Spader might keep it decent, and I still think he was a fantastic addition.  But, yeah, the entire show was a Steve Carrell vehicle, and now there's no one driving it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on December 02, 2011, 07:20:13 AM
I thought last night was enjoyable, and its no coincidence that we had a decent amount of Robert California.

Also, Creed was fantastic in his two small parts.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 02, 2011, 08:17:54 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 02, 2011, 07:20:13 AM
I thought last night was enjoyable...

I missed most of it. Would you say it was above the line?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on December 02, 2011, 09:08:41 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 08, 2011, 07:20:34 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 06, 2011, 11:01:02 PM

This show hasn't jumped the shark, it's flown into a skyscraper.

I thought Spader might keep it decent, and I still think he was a fantastic addition.  But, yeah, the entire show was a Steve Carrell vehicle, and now there's no one driving it.

It's like a mix of "trying too hard" and "mailing it in".  I keep telling myself that I still watch it because, although not at its peak, it's still better than most of the sitcoms on tv.  I'm pretty sure I don't believe me.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on December 05, 2011, 12:04:52 PM
I thought James Spader was going to ruin the show, but he's really the one character keeping it somewhat interesting.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on December 05, 2011, 09:06:40 PM
I like that Pam's not there.  She talks too loud nowadays.  It's unattractive.  She needs to be the mousy receptionist again.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on December 12, 2011, 07:58:34 AM
So, Ruth, what's her deal?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on December 12, 2011, 10:05:38 PM
I thought this episode was pretty good.  I liked Stanley's rant at the beginning.  I liked the Jim/Dwight stuff.  I liked that there was no Pam.  I liked Creed.  I REALLY liked the warehouse guy.  I think he was Dwight's assistant last season or something.  His face when he says words makes me laugh. 

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 13, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
I'm still stuck getting through the last couple of episodes from last yer, with Will Ferrell.  Can I assume it'd still be worth my time to catch up?  I've always liked James Spader.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on December 13, 2011, 07:13:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 13, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
I'm still stuck getting through the last couple of episodes from last yer, with Will Ferrell.  Can I assume it'd still be worth my time to catch up?  I've always liked James Spader.

I actually don't know if you can assume that.  It's been pretty hit or miss this season.  It's been better lately because Pam's not on there.  She left Jim because she said he hit her.  That was actually a pretty dark episode, but Creed and Kevin had some pretty funny stuff in it.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on December 13, 2011, 08:17:52 AM
Quote from: JD on December 12, 2011, 10:05:38 PM
I liked that there was no Pam.

Yes, this. Pam is the worst.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 13, 2011, 09:28:43 AM
Quote from: JD on December 13, 2011, 07:13:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 13, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
I'm still stuck getting through the last couple of episodes from last yer, with Will Ferrell.  Can I assume it'd still be worth my time to catch up?  I've always liked James Spader.

I actually don't know if you can assume that.  It's been pretty hit or miss this season.  It's been better lately because Pam's not on there.  She left Jim because she said he hit her.  That was actually a pretty dark episode, but Creed and Kevin had some pretty funny stuff in it.

Jim rebounding with Meredith and Jan was pretty messed up too.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 13, 2011, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 13, 2011, 09:28:43 AM
Quote from: JD on December 13, 2011, 07:13:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 13, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
I'm still stuck getting through the last couple of episodes from last yer, with Will Ferrell.  Can I assume it'd still be worth my time to catch up?  I've always liked James Spader.

I actually don't know if you can assume that.  It's been pretty hit or miss this season.  It's been better lately because Pam's not on there.  She left Jim because she said he hit her.  That was actually a pretty dark episode, but Creed and Kevin had some pretty funny stuff in it.

Jim rebounding with Meredith and Jan was pretty messed up too.

I'm also pretty sure nobody saw the Oscar/Darryl thing coming either.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 13, 2011, 09:42:44 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 13, 2011, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 13, 2011, 09:28:43 AM
Quote from: JD on December 13, 2011, 07:13:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 13, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
I'm still stuck getting through the last couple of episodes from last yer, with Will Ferrell.  Can I assume it'd still be worth my time to catch up?  I've always liked James Spader.

I actually don't know if you can assume that.  It's been pretty hit or miss this season.  It's been better lately because Pam's not on there.  She left Jim because she said he hit her.  That was actually a pretty dark episode, but Creed and Kevin had some pretty funny stuff in it.

Jim rebounding with Meredith and Jan was pretty messed up too.

I'm also pretty sure nobody saw the Oscar/Darryl thing coming either.

Or the thing where Andy had to grant everybody their xmas wish.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 13, 2011, 09:59:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 13, 2011, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 13, 2011, 09:28:43 AM
Quote from: JD on December 13, 2011, 07:13:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 13, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
I'm still stuck getting through the last couple of episodes from last yer, with Will Ferrell.  Can I assume it'd still be worth my time to catch up?  I've always liked James Spader.

I actually don't know if you can assume that.  It's been pretty hit or miss this season.  It's been better lately because Pam's not on there.  She left Jim because she said he hit her.  That was actually a pretty dark episode, but Creed and Kevin had some pretty funny stuff in it.

Jim rebounding with Meredith and Jan was pretty messed up too.

I'm also pretty sure nobody saw the Oscar/Darryl thing coming either.

That was a diversity double whammy!
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 19, 2012, 12:20:51 PM
I thought this week's episode was pretty daggum good. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 07, 2012, 12:07:44 PM
bump.

This show might actually become interesting again.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Slaky on May 07, 2012, 01:21:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 12:07:44 PM
bump.

This show might actually become interesting again.

Why
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 07, 2012, 01:23:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 07, 2012, 01:21:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 12:07:44 PM
bump.

This show might actually become interesting again.

Why

I said *might*.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 07, 2012, 02:05:28 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 01:23:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 07, 2012, 01:21:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 12:07:44 PM
bump.

This show might actually become interesting again.

Why

I said *might*.

Why
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Richard Chuggar on May 07, 2012, 02:20:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 01:23:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 07, 2012, 01:21:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 12:07:44 PM
bump.

This show might actually become interesting again.

Why

I said *might*.


You might are the the worst person on the internet
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 07, 2012, 03:20:18 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 07, 2012, 02:20:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 01:23:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 07, 2012, 01:21:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 12:07:44 PM
bump.

This show might actually become interesting again.

Why

I said *might*.


You might are the the worst person on the internet

you might want to check with your mom on that.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on May 07, 2012, 04:24:36 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 03:20:18 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 07, 2012, 02:20:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 01:23:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 07, 2012, 01:21:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 12:07:44 PM
bump.

This show might actually become interesting again.

Why

I said *might*.


You might are the the worst person on the internet

you might want to check with your mom on that.

Chad, let us know what your mom says about Fork being the worst person on the internet.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: PenPho on May 07, 2012, 04:25:35 PM
Quote from: BH on May 07, 2012, 04:24:36 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 03:20:18 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 07, 2012, 02:20:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 01:23:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 07, 2012, 01:21:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 07, 2012, 12:07:44 PM
bump.

This show might actually become interesting again.

Why

I said *might*.


You might are the the worst person on the internet

you might want to check with your mom on that.

Chad, let us know what your mom says about Fork being the worst person on the internet.

Win.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 07, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
It's been seven hours and I still don't know why The Office might be interesting again. Is it the upcoming end of Robert California's tenure? Catherine Tate's awful character? The possibility we might find out why Gabe has suddenly has bangs? I NEED TO KNOW.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 07, 2012, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 07, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
It's been seven hours and I still don't know why The Office might be interesting again. Is it the upcoming end of Robert California's tenure? Catherine Tate's awful character? The possibility we might find out why Gabe has suddenly has bangs? I NEED TO KNOW.

He said "might".
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 08, 2012, 07:48:04 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 07, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
It's been seven hours and I still don't know why The Office might be interesting again. Is it the upcoming end of Robert California's tenure? Catherine Tate's awful character? The possibility we might find out why Gabe has suddenly has bangs? I NEED TO KNOW.

Mainly, Andy's poaching of DM's largest client, plus the possibility of a hostile takeover.

That, and Gabe's bangs.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on May 08, 2012, 08:04:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 08, 2012, 07:48:04 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 07, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
It's been seven hours and I still don't know why The Office might be interesting again. Is it the upcoming end of Robert California's tenure? Catherine Tate's awful character? The possibility we might find out why Gabe has suddenly has bangs? I NEED TO KNOW.

Mainly, Andy's poaching of DM's largest client, plus the possibility of a hostile takeover.

That, and Gabe's bangs.

I, for one, can't wait to watch the office.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Richard Chuggar on May 08, 2012, 09:28:17 AM
Quote from: BH on May 08, 2012, 08:04:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 08, 2012, 07:48:04 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 07, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
It's been seven hours and I still don't know why The Office might be interesting again. Is it the upcoming end of Robert California's tenure? Catherine Tate's awful character? The possibility we might find out why Gabe has suddenly has bangs? I NEED TO KNOW.

Mainly, Andy's poaching of DM's largest client, plus the possibility of a hostile takeover.

That, and Gabe's bangs.

I, for one, can't wait to watch the office.

You can just watch the old "Michael Scott Paper Company" shows. 

btw . ..my mom finally texted me back.  She thinks Fork is the worst person to post on a "blog", but she really enjoys his unreal dance move.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 14, 2012, 08:40:30 AM
Quote from: BH on May 08, 2012, 08:04:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 08, 2012, 07:48:04 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 07, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
It's been seven hours and I still don't know why The Office might be interesting again. Is it the upcoming end of Robert California's tenure? Catherine Tate's awful character? The possibility we might find out why Gabe has suddenly has bangs? I NEED TO KNOW.

Mainly, Andy's poaching of DM's largest client, plus the possibility of a hostile takeover.

That, and Gabe's bangs.

I, for one, can't wait to watch the office.


It's really time to shoot this fucking show in the head. What could have been a decent story arc for the rest of this season into next was slapped together in less than an episode.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: BH on May 14, 2012, 08:51:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 14, 2012, 08:40:30 AM
Quote from: BH on May 08, 2012, 08:04:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 08, 2012, 07:48:04 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 07, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
It's been seven hours and I still don't know why The Office might be interesting again. Is it the upcoming end of Robert California's tenure? Catherine Tate's awful character? The possibility we might find out why Gabe has suddenly has bangs? I NEED TO KNOW.

Mainly, Andy's poaching of DM's largest client, plus the possibility of a hostile takeover.

That, and Gabe's bangs.

I, for one, can't wait to watch the office.


It's really time to shoot this fucking show in the head. What could have been a decent story arc for the rest of this season into next was slapped together in less than an episode.

Wait, so we're throwing in the towel on the *might* theory after 1 more episode?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 14, 2012, 10:36:34 AM
Quote from: BH on May 14, 2012, 08:51:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 14, 2012, 08:40:30 AM
Quote from: BH on May 08, 2012, 08:04:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 08, 2012, 07:48:04 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 07, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
It's been seven hours and I still don't know why The Office might be interesting again. Is it the upcoming end of Robert California's tenure? Catherine Tate's awful character? The possibility we might find out why Gabe has suddenly has bangs? I NEED TO KNOW.

Mainly, Andy's poaching of DM's largest client, plus the possibility of a hostile takeover.

That, and Gabe's bangs.

I, for one, can't wait to watch the office.


It's really time to shoot this fucking show in the head. What could have been a decent story arc for the rest of this season into next was slapped together in less than an episode.

Wait, so we're throwing in the towel on the *might* theory after 1 more episode?

Yeah, they missed their free throws.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Richard Chuggar on May 14, 2012, 11:32:03 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 14, 2012, 10:36:34 AM
Quote from: BH on May 14, 2012, 08:51:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 14, 2012, 08:40:30 AM
Quote from: BH on May 08, 2012, 08:04:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 08, 2012, 07:48:04 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 07, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
It's been seven hours and I still don't know why The Office might be interesting again. Is it the upcoming end of Robert California's tenure? Catherine Tate's awful character? The possibility we might find out why Gabe has suddenly has bangs? I NEED TO KNOW.

Mainly, Andy's poaching of DM's largest client, plus the possibility of a hostile takeover.

That, and Gabe's bangs.

I, for one, can't wait to watch the office.


It's really time to shoot this fucking show in the head. What could have been a decent story arc for the rest of this season into next was slapped together in less than an episode.

Wait, so we're throwing in the towel on the *might* theory after 1 more episode?

Yeah, they missed their free throws.

It still might get better.  But it could also get worse.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 14, 2012, 12:52:04 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 14, 2012, 11:32:03 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 14, 2012, 10:36:34 AM
Quote from: BH on May 14, 2012, 08:51:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 14, 2012, 08:40:30 AM
Quote from: BH on May 08, 2012, 08:04:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 08, 2012, 07:48:04 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 07, 2012, 07:32:41 PM
It's been seven hours and I still don't know why The Office might be interesting again. Is it the upcoming end of Robert California's tenure? Catherine Tate's awful character? The possibility we might find out why Gabe has suddenly has bangs? I NEED TO KNOW.

Mainly, Andy's poaching of DM's largest client, plus the possibility of a hostile takeover.

That, and Gabe's bangs.

I, for one, can't wait to watch the office.


It's really time to shoot this fucking show in the head. What could have been a decent story arc for the rest of this season into next was slapped together in less than an episode.

Wait, so we're throwing in the towel on the *might* theory after 1 more episode?

Yeah, they missed their free throws.

It still might get better.  But it could also get worse.

Nah, this was their last chance at getting better. A hostile takeover plotline could have had some decent character turns. Now you're left with nothing but Dwight's the dad/the Senator digs Oscar.

Kudos to Ricky Gervais for never letting the BBC Office get to this point.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on May 15, 2012, 07:46:28 AM
The only thing that was interesting was when David Wallace reappeared.  Andy can't carry the show as the manager.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Brownie on May 15, 2012, 11:15:28 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 15, 2012, 07:46:28 AM
The only thing that was interesting was when David Wallace reappeared.  Andy can't carry the show as the manager.

They screwed up by getting David Wallace out of the show. They spent 2 years meandering, trying to figure out what to do with Kathy Bates and Gabe, and Michael leaving and gave us a year of the totally incongruous David Spader, and nobody to play the straight man to the screwed up manager.

Rainn Wilson is supposedly getting a spinoff, Mindy Kaling is off to bigger and better things, and Helms and Krasinski have one more year in them.

Had they handled it well (and Fork's right; they didn't), you'd have David Wallace and Andy and another year of Pam and Jim (maybe halfway through the year they could relocate to Houston or somewhere far away), and maybe new faces could re-energize the show. The current characters are largely played out.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on May 15, 2012, 11:55:34 AM
Quote from: Brownie on May 15, 2012, 11:15:28 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 15, 2012, 07:46:28 AM
The only thing that was interesting was when David Wallace reappeared.  Andy can't carry the show as the manager.

They screwed up by getting David Wallace out of the show. They spent 2 years meandering, trying to figure out what to do with Kathy Bates and Gabe, and Michael leaving and gave us a year of the totally incongruous David Spader, and nobody to play the straight man to the screwed up manager.

Rainn Wilson is supposedly getting a spinoff, Mindy Kaling is off to bigger and better things, and Helms and Krasinski have one more year in them.

Had they handled it well (and Fork's right; they didn't), you'd have David Wallace and Andy and another year of Pam and Jim (maybe halfway through the year they could relocate to Houston or somewhere far away), and maybe new faces could re-energize the show. The current characters are largely played out.

So much agree.  I thought I liked Spader's character, but the more he appears the more weird he gets and there's no point to his weirdness.  There's just plain weirdness.  It doesn't really work all that much.  Andy is funny, but he's not an authority figure in the office.  That also does not work.

I don't really know what works right now other than David Wallace.  Jim is still okay and so is Dwight.  It just feels like it's run its course.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 08:59:52 PM
Bumped for Huey.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 07, 2012, 06:12:00 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 08:59:52 PM
Bumped for Huey.

For realz. 
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 07, 2012, 12:20:30 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 08:59:52 PM
Bumped for Huey.

I probably haven't seen a new Office episode since right around the time James Spader was on.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on December 07, 2012, 12:34:40 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 07, 2012, 12:20:30 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 08:59:52 PM
Bumped for Huey.

I probably haven't seen a new Office episode since right around the time James Spader was on.

A full (or less than) year ago. Long time.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 07, 2012, 12:41:26 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 07, 2012, 12:34:40 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 07, 2012, 12:20:30 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 06, 2012, 08:59:52 PM
Bumped for Huey.

I probably haven't seen a new Office episode since right around the time James Spader was on.

A full (or less than) year ago. Long time.

I only saw the first couple episodes with him.  Shortly after Will Ferrel was on toward the end of the previous season?  I don't know--I saw maybe the first 2 episodes with Spader, which would make it over 2 years by now, I'm pretty sure.  Some 30-odd episodes.  Is that better, Tubbsy McCornfritter?
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 05, 2013, 12:29:03 PM
Great...now that there's only a couple episodes left, it's actually gotten funny again.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Yeti on May 16, 2013, 10:10:11 PM
Well, you left me satisfied and smiling
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 16, 2013, 10:24:50 PM
Awesome finale. I liked that they actually managed to keep Carell's appearance a secret. And, of course, his first line was perfect.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on May 16, 2013, 10:31:43 PM
DPD. Fun to go back the start and read through this thread, which even features an appearance by Paul on Page 3.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 16, 2013, 11:30:47 PM
I thought it was amazing.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on July 12, 2013, 10:40:45 PM
Quote from: JD on March 03, 2006, 11:08:58 AM
Quote from: Andy on March 03, 2006, 08:39:37 AM
"I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't see that you had a hearing aid.  I just thought you had a weird speech...uh..."

An underrated moment was when Pam and Kelly and Ryan were in the break room talking about Pam's wedding when Kelly said: "I can't wait to get married." Then turns to a horrified Ryan and says, "How old do you think you'll be when you get married, Ryan?"

Ryan says, "Really, I don't think I'll ever get married.  Nope."

Kelly bolts out of the room and Pam tells Ryan he should be careful what he says around Kelly because she really likes him.  Ryan stares straight ahead and says, "I know what I said."

You had to love Michael's use of "Good Morning Vietnam!" just hours after Dwight had bombed at it during "toast practice."

Michael: "What's the difference between saleswomen and salesmen?"
Dwight: "A vagina."
Michael: "No, that's...that's science.  It's a joke.  What's the difference between saleswomen and salesmen?"
Dwight: "I don't know.  What is it?"
Michael: "Boobs."

Dwight:  But I was right about the vagina, wasn't I?
Michael:  Yes, you were right about that, but not about the joke.


that reminded me of the sexual harassment episode.
Dwight:  Hey, Toby, you said we could come to you with any questions.
Toby:  Yes.
Dwight:  Where's the clitoris?  On a website, it said it was at the crest of the the labia.  What does that mean?  What does the female vagina look like?


Me and Andy used to have the best banter posts...
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Canadouche on July 01, 2016, 01:13:48 PM
This is a safe space, so I am going to come clean and admit: after watching the first season of the US Office back when it first came out, I quit watching the series until now.

I will shortly finish the second season, and of course this show is as funny as people say it is.

On one hand, I wish I hadn't waited so long to watch this show, but now I have the entire series to binge watch over the summer. Pretty much every episode gets me to laugh my ass off at least once.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Eli on July 05, 2016, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 01, 2016, 01:13:48 PM
This is a safe space, so I am going to come clean and admit: after watching the first season of the US Office back when it first came out, I quit watching the series until now.

I will shortly finish the second season, and of course this show is as funny as people say it is.

On one hand, I wish I hadn't waited so long to watch this show, but now I have the entire series to binge watch over the summer. Pretty much every episode gets me to laugh my ass off at least once.

Season 3 is fantastic as well. You'll notice that it starts a slow decline in Seasons 5-7, then it falls off a cliff in the last two seasons. It'll be obvious why once you get there, but no spoilers.

On the other hand, the final 4-6 episodes of the series are very good, so it makes sense to slog through the last season too. Just a fair warning about some of the later-seasons quality. You've still got plenty of good stuff ahead though.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SKO on July 05, 2016, 11:26:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 05, 2016, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 01, 2016, 01:13:48 PM
This is a safe space, so I am going to come clean and admit: after watching the first season of the US Office back when it first came out, I quit watching the series until now.

I will shortly finish the second season, and of course this show is as funny as people say it is.

On one hand, I wish I hadn't waited so long to watch this show, but now I have the entire series to binge watch over the summer. Pretty much every episode gets me to laugh my ass off at least once.

Season 3 is fantastic as well. You'll notice that it starts a slow decline in Seasons 5-7, then it falls off a cliff in the last two seasons. It'll be obvious why once you get there, but no spoilers.

On the other hand, the final 4-6 episodes of the series are very good, so it makes sense to slog through the last season too. Just a fair warning about some of the later-seasons quality. You've still got plenty of good stuff ahead though.

Controversial opinion: I actually really liked the James Spader season, but then it was total trash until the finale.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 05, 2016, 01:49:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 05, 2016, 11:26:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 05, 2016, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 01, 2016, 01:13:48 PM
This is a safe space, so I am going to come clean and admit: after watching the first season of the US Office back when it first came out, I quit watching the series until now.

I will shortly finish the second season, and of course this show is as funny as people say it is.

On one hand, I wish I hadn't waited so long to watch this show, but now I have the entire series to binge watch over the summer. Pretty much every episode gets me to laugh my ass off at least once.

Season 3 is fantastic as well. You'll notice that it starts a slow decline in Seasons 5-7, then it falls off a cliff in the last two seasons. It'll be obvious why once you get there, but no spoilers.

On the other hand, the final 4-6 episodes of the series are very good, so it makes sense to slog through the last season too. Just a fair warning about some of the later-seasons quality. You've still got plenty of good stuff ahead though.

Controversial opinion: I actually really liked the James Spader season, but then it was total trash until the finale.

Ed Helms is a dumpster fire.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: SKO on July 05, 2016, 02:28:49 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 05, 2016, 01:49:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 05, 2016, 11:26:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 05, 2016, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 01, 2016, 01:13:48 PM
This is a safe space, so I am going to come clean and admit: after watching the first season of the US Office back when it first came out, I quit watching the series until now.

I will shortly finish the second season, and of course this show is as funny as people say it is.

On one hand, I wish I hadn't waited so long to watch this show, but now I have the entire series to binge watch over the summer. Pretty much every episode gets me to laugh my ass off at least once.

Season 3 is fantastic as well. You'll notice that it starts a slow decline in Seasons 5-7, then it falls off a cliff in the last two seasons. It'll be obvious why once you get there, but no spoilers.

On the other hand, the final 4-6 episodes of the series are very good, so it makes sense to slog through the last season too. Just a fair warning about some of the later-seasons quality. You've still got plenty of good stuff ahead though.

Controversial opinion: I actually really liked the James Spader season, but then it was total trash until the finale.

Ed Helms is a dumpster fire.

Chuck is...right?

Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Canadouche on July 05, 2016, 03:29:40 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 05, 2016, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 01, 2016, 01:13:48 PM
This is a safe space, so I am going to come clean and admit: after watching the first season of the US Office back when it first came out, I quit watching the series until now.

I will shortly finish the second season, and of course this show is as funny as people say it is.

On one hand, I wish I hadn't waited so long to watch this show, but now I have the entire series to binge watch over the summer. Pretty much every episode gets me to laugh my ass off at least once.

Season 3 is fantastic as well. You'll notice that it starts a slow decline in Seasons 5-7, then it falls off a cliff in the last two seasons. It'll be obvious why once you get there, but no spoilers.

On the other hand, the final 4-6 episodes of the series are very good, so it makes sense to slog through the last season too. Just a fair warning about some of the later-seasons quality. You've still got plenty of good stuff ahead though.

I'm nearly through season 3 now. I've enjoyed watching the episodes and then going back and reading the Desipio discussion.

I AM aware that Steve Carell leaves, and I'd say that in general I'm moderately spoiled if only because I've seen a lot of memes (Jim and Pam learning morse code to screw with Dwight, for example). I'd say in general that their romance has been dragging waaaaay too slowly. Just get together already!

Kind of amusing to see you guys discover Rashida Jones, who, at this point, I think everybody knows very well.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: ChuckD on July 05, 2016, 03:55:47 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 05, 2016, 03:29:40 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 05, 2016, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 01, 2016, 01:13:48 PM
This is a safe space, so I am going to come clean and admit: after watching the first season of the US Office back when it first came out, I quit watching the series until now.

I will shortly finish the second season, and of course this show is as funny as people say it is.

On one hand, I wish I hadn't waited so long to watch this show, but now I have the entire series to binge watch over the summer. Pretty much every episode gets me to laugh my ass off at least once.

Season 3 is fantastic as well. You'll notice that it starts a slow decline in Seasons 5-7, then it falls off a cliff in the last two seasons. It'll be obvious why once you get there, but no spoilers.

On the other hand, the final 4-6 episodes of the series are very good, so it makes sense to slog through the last season too. Just a fair warning about some of the later-seasons quality. You've still got plenty of good stuff ahead though.

I'm nearly through season 3 now. I've enjoyed watching the episodes and then going back and reading the Desipio discussion.

I AM aware that Steve Carell leaves, and I'd say that in general I'm moderately spoiled if only because I've seen a lot of memes (Jim and Pam learning morse code to screw with Dwight, for example). I'd say in general that their romance has been dragging waaaaay too slowly. Just get together already!

Kind of amusing to see you guys discover Rashida Jones, who, at this point, I think everybody knows very well.

lol
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Saul Goodman on July 05, 2016, 04:08:59 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 05, 2016, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 01, 2016, 01:13:48 PM
This is a safe space, so I am going to come clean and admit: after watching the first season of the US Office back when it first came out, I quit watching the series until now.

I will shortly finish the second season, and of course this show is as funny as people say it is.

On one hand, I wish I hadn't waited so long to watch this show, but now I have the entire series to binge watch over the summer. Pretty much every episode gets me to laugh my ass off at least once.

Season 3 is fantastic as well. You'll notice that it starts a slow decline in Seasons 5-7, then it falls off a cliff in the last two seasons. It'll be obvious why once you get there, but no spoilers.

On the other hand, the final 4-6 episodes of the series are very good, so it makes sense to slog through the last season too. Just a fair warning about some of the later-seasons quality. You've still got plenty of good stuff ahead though.

This checks out.

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Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on July 05, 2016, 04:37:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 05, 2016, 02:28:49 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 05, 2016, 01:49:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 05, 2016, 11:26:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 05, 2016, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 01, 2016, 01:13:48 PM
This is a safe space, so I am going to come clean and admit: after watching the first season of the US Office back when it first came out, I quit watching the series until now.

I will shortly finish the second season, and of course this show is as funny as people say it is.

On one hand, I wish I hadn't waited so long to watch this show, but now I have the entire series to binge watch over the summer. Pretty much every episode gets me to laugh my ass off at least once.

Season 3 is fantastic as well. You'll notice that it starts a slow decline in Seasons 5-7, then it falls off a cliff in the last two seasons. It'll be obvious why once you get there, but no spoilers.

On the other hand, the final 4-6 episodes of the series are very good, so it makes sense to slog through the last season too. Just a fair warning about some of the later-seasons quality. You've still got plenty of good stuff ahead though.

Controversial opinion: I actually really liked the James Spader season, but then it was total trash until the finale.

Ed Helms is a dumpster fire.

Chuck is...right?

I was very worried.  Then I read this. http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Ed-Helms-Naked-Gun-Remake-May-Trouble-75617.html
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: Canadouche on August 26, 2016, 10:11:32 PM
Now midway through season 5. Dwight's fire drill tried to kill me, I was laughing so hard.

Reading through the thread,I think you have to give Weebs credit for voicing his unpopular opinion week after week. Also, you guys were a lot meaner back then.
Title: Re: The Office
Post by: JD on February 09, 2020, 12:27:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2011, 08:46:26 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 29, 2011, 08:40:42 AM
Good sendoff for Michael. Funny and not overly sappy. I thought Ferrell was hilarious in his first episode but he has gotten decreasingly funny since then.

Agreed. I was worried they were going to go over-the-top sappy with it, but it was well done.

However, the ending tag with Will Ferrell was so terrible I wondered if it was intentional, meant as meta-commentary (with Dwight looking at Jim and saying, "Oh no") on everyone saying that the post-Michael Office will suck.  Unfortunately, I don't think it was.

Uh, maybe it was, though....?