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Title: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 03, 2018, 12:45:21 AM
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Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 03, 2018, 08:55:03 AM
Pick up the option on Hamels. Not so much on Kintzler.

If it's an either/or proposition, get Machado over Harper.

Maybe see how much Kimbrel is asking for.

Untouchable: Rizzo, Baez, Bryant, Contreras, Lester, Hendricks, Strop, Zobrist

Unmovable: Heyward, (probably) Chatwalk, Darvish

Don't hang up immediately if an offer comes in: Schwarber, Quintana, Happ, Edwards

Adios: Murphy, Wilson, Russell, all the bullpen rentals (I, for one, don't expect the Jesse Chavez lightning-in-a-bottle experience to continue)

Anybody else, all options are on the table.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Yeti on October 03, 2018, 10:07:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 03, 2018, 08:55:03 AM
Pick up the option on Hamels. Not so much on Kintzler.

If it's an either/or proposition, get Machado over Harper.

Maybe see how much Kimbrel is asking for.

Untouchable: Rizzo, Baez, Bryant, Contreras, Lester, Hendricks, Strop, Zobrist

Unmovable: Heyward, (probably) Chatwalk, Darvish

Don't hang up immediately if an offer comes in: Schwarber, Quintana, Happ, Edwards

Adios: Murphy, Wilson, Russell, all the bullpen rentals (I, for one, don't expect the Jesse Chavez lightning-in-a-bottle experience to continue)

Anybody else, all options are on the table.

Chatwalk is probably moveable because there's not *that* much money left on the deal that the Cubs won't pick a chunk of it up
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Tonker on October 03, 2018, 10:18:05 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 03, 2018, 10:07:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 03, 2018, 08:55:03 AM
Pick up the option on Hamels. Not so much on Kintzler.

If it's an either/or proposition, get Machado over Harper.

Maybe see how much Kimbrel is asking for.

Untouchable: Rizzo, Baez, Bryant, Contreras, Lester, Hendricks, Strop, Zobrist

Unmovable: Heyward, (probably) Chatwalk, Darvish

Don't hang up immediately if an offer comes in: Schwarber, Quintana, Happ, Edwards

Adios: Murphy, Wilson, Russell, all the bullpen rentals (I, for one, don't expect the Jesse Chavez lightning-in-a-bottle experience to continue)

Anybody else, all options are on the table.

Chatwalk is probably moveable because there's not *that* much money left on the deal that the Cubs won't pick a chunk of it up

Yeah.  The Cubs will make it clear to him that his services are no longer required, I guess, and should be able to find somebody who fancies a low-cost reclamation project.

Also, Zobrist is untouchable?  Don't get me wrong, I love the dude like a brother, but if somebody wants to take him off the Cubs' hands for the last year of his deal and have something worthwhile to give back, I'd at least listen.

Stupid fucking FORKGM.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 03, 2018, 12:09:13 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 03, 2018, 10:18:05 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 03, 2018, 10:07:59 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 03, 2018, 08:55:03 AM
Pick up the option on Hamels. Not so much on Kintzler.

If it's an either/or proposition, get Machado over Harper.

Maybe see how much Kimbrel is asking for.

Untouchable: Rizzo, Baez, Bryant, Contreras, Lester, Hendricks, Strop, Zobrist

Unmovable: Heyward, (probably) Chatwalk, Darvish

Don't hang up immediately if an offer comes in: Schwarber, Quintana, Happ, Edwards

Adios: Murphy, Wilson, Russell, all the bullpen rentals (I, for one, don't expect the Jesse Chavez lightning-in-a-bottle experience to continue)

Anybody else, all options are on the table.

Chatwalk is probably moveable because there's not *that* much money left on the deal that the Cubs won't pick a chunk of it up

Yeah.  The Cubs will make it clear to him that his services are no longer required, I guess, and should be able to find somebody who fancies a low-cost reclamation project.

Also, Zobrist is untouchable?  Don't get me wrong, I love the dude like a brother, but if somebody wants to take him off the Cubs' hands for the last year of his deal and have something worthwhile to give back, I'd at least listen.

Stupid fucking FORKGM.

For what Zobrist provides, and the fact that 2019 is the dive year in his contract (only $12.5MM), yeah. At least until Happ can prove to be a reliable Zobrist 2.0.

Chatwalk is still at 2/25.5, so the Cubs would have to eat at least 15 of that to get someone willing to bite on him.

The guy I'm interested to see on the trade market is Montgomery. You know he wants to be a full-time starter, something the Cubs can't offer. He's got all three arbitration years left, so he's probably looking pretty damn enticing to someone.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 03, 2018, 01:50:05 PM
I'm in favor of either picking up Hamels' option or working out a decline-but-re-sign, and a short extension for Chavez. Both were truly excellent as Cubs and I think it's worth the modest investment to see if they have one last hurrah in them, invigorated by playing for a wire to wire contender.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 03, 2018, 03:40:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 03, 2018, 01:50:05 PM
I'm in favor of either picking up Hamels' option or working out a decline-but-re-sign, and a short extension for Chavez. Both were truly excellent as Cubs and I think it's worth the modest investment to see if they have one last hurrah in them, invigorated by playing for a wire to wire contender.

I'm a little skeptical of a pitcher in his mid-30s continuing to rack up an FIP two runs below his career mark, and a WHIP .550 below his career mark. Pass on Chavez.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, and Kimbrel.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: CBStew on October 03, 2018, 04:59:24 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, and Kimbrel.

Come on, Oleg.  If you are going to daydream go all the way...Roy Hobbs.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 03, 2018, 05:18:25 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 03, 2018, 03:40:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 03, 2018, 01:50:05 PM
I'm in favor of either picking up Hamels' option or working out a decline-but-re-sign, and a short extension for Chavez. Both were truly excellent as Cubs and I think it's worth the modest investment to see if they have one last hurrah in them, invigorated by playing for a wire to wire contender.

I'm a little skeptical of a pitcher in his mid-30s continuing to rack up an FIP two runs below his career mark, and a WHIP .550 below his career mark. Pass on Chavez.

What if there's reason to believe it's the result of a mechanical adjustment and not just pure luck (https://www.lonestarball.com/2018/7/23/17603526/jesse-chavezs-season-changing-arm-slot-adjustment), as you seem to be implying?  And we're talking about, what, $5 million of the Rickettseseses' money here?  It's worth trying.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Tonker on October 04, 2018, 03:03:18 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 03, 2018, 05:18:25 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 03, 2018, 03:40:53 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 03, 2018, 01:50:05 PM
I'm in favor of either picking up Hamels' option or working out a decline-but-re-sign, and a short extension for Chavez. Both were truly excellent as Cubs and I think it's worth the modest investment to see if they have one last hurrah in them, invigorated by playing for a wire to wire contender.

I'm a little skeptical of a pitcher in his mid-30s continuing to rack up an FIP two runs below his career mark, and a WHIP .550 below his career mark. Pass on Chavez.

What if there's reason to believe it's the result of a mechanical adjustment and not just pure luck (https://www.lonestarball.com/2018/7/23/17603526/jesse-chavezs-season-changing-arm-slot-adjustment), as you seem to be implying?  And we're talking about, what, $5 million of the Rickettseseses' money here?  It's worth trying.

I'm on board with the "chuck $2MM at Chavez for another year".  It shouldn't take $5MM - he already said he's either pitching for the Cubs, or he's retiring.  I enjoy watching him pitch.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: R-V on October 04, 2018, 09:28:18 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, trade for DeGrom and Kimbrel.

If we're shooting for the moon...
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Oleg on October 04, 2018, 10:51:57 AM
This.  Exactly this. (https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-arent-a-dynasty-and-thats-okay/)
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: CBStew on October 04, 2018, 01:58:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 04, 2018, 10:51:57 AM
This.  Exactly this. (https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cubs-arent-a-dynasty-and-thats-okay/)
Some people have too much time on their hands.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 05, 2018, 09:00:36 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, and Kimbrel.

Don't forget Machado.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Wheezer on October 05, 2018, 10:47:06 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 03, 2018, 12:09:13 PM
For what Zobrist provides, and the fact that 2019 is the dive year in his contract (only $12.5MM), yeah. At least until Happ can prove to be a reliable Zobrist 2.0.

So, never?
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 05, 2018, 12:21:27 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 05, 2018, 09:00:36 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, and Kimbrel.

Don't forget Machado.

Don't forget Kershaw.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 05, 2018, 01:03:05 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 05, 2018, 12:21:27 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 05, 2018, 09:00:36 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, and Kimbrel.

Don't forget Machado.

Don't forget Kershaw.

He's scheduled to make $35MM each of the next two years. You think he can opt out and get that on the open market?
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 05, 2018, 11:10:15 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 05, 2018, 01:03:05 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 05, 2018, 12:21:27 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 05, 2018, 09:00:36 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, and Kimbrel.

Don't forget Machado.

Don't forget Kershaw.

He's scheduled to make $35MM each of the next two years. You think he can opt out and get that on the open market?

We're breaking the goddamn bank here, so... yes?
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Shooter on October 05, 2018, 11:49:04 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 04, 2018, 09:28:18 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, trade for DeGrom and Kimbrel.

If we're shooting for the moon...
I like the sentiment, but how?
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Wheezer on October 06, 2018, 09:29:35 AM
Quote from: Shooter on October 05, 2018, 11:49:04 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 04, 2018, 09:28:18 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, trade for DeGrom and Kimbrel.

If we're shooting for the moon...

I like the sentiment, but how?

See Le Voyage Dans la Lun.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 07, 2018, 06:40:17 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 05, 2018, 01:03:05 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 05, 2018, 12:21:27 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 05, 2018, 09:00:36 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, and Kimbrel.

Don't forget Machado.

Don't forget Kershaw.

He's scheduled to make $35MM each of the next two years. You think he can opt out and get that on the open market?

No, but he might be able to lock in that for the next two plus another $125mm in the following 4 years. Eliminates a lot of risk for him. And injury in the next 2 years and years 3-6 could be $-0-.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Tonker on October 08, 2018, 01:45:11 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 07, 2018, 06:40:17 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 05, 2018, 01:03:05 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 05, 2018, 12:21:27 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on October 05, 2018, 09:00:36 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, and Kimbrel.

Don't forget Machado.

Don't forget Kershaw.

He's scheduled to make $35MM each of the next two years. You think he can opt out and get that on the open market?

No, but he might be able to lock in that for the next two plus another $125mm in the following 4 years. Eliminates a lot of risk for him. And injury in the next 2 years and years 3-6 could be $-0-.

Let me see if I've got this straight:

He'll opt out of his remaining two-year, $65MM contract (AAV $32.5MM) and somebody will give Clayton Kershaw, who will be 31 when next season starts; has averaged around 160 innings a year the last three years, during which time his ERA has deteriorated from 1.69 to 2.73; his FIP has deteriorated from 1.80 to 3.19 (!); his WHIP has deteriorated from 0.725 to 1.041; and his fWAR has deteriorated from 6.5 to 3.5...  SOMEBODY will give that Clayton Kershaw a SIX year contract (until he's 37) with the low, low AAV of just $31.7MM.

That's what you're saying, right?
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 08, 2018, 09:29:11 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on October 06, 2018, 09:29:35 AM
Quote from: Shooter on October 05, 2018, 11:49:04 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 04, 2018, 09:28:18 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, trade for DeGrom and Kimbrel.

If we're shooting for the moon...

I like the sentiment, but how?

See Le Voyage Dans la Lun.

You'll shoot your eye out.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: R-V on October 08, 2018, 09:29:32 AM
Quote from: Shooter on October 05, 2018, 11:49:04 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 04, 2018, 09:28:18 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, trade for DeGrom and Kimbrel.

If we're shooting for the moon...
I like the sentiment, but how?

Beats the hell out of me. This would be 98% dependent on the Mets doing something really stupid.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 08, 2018, 09:30:22 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 08, 2018, 09:29:32 AM
Quote from: Shooter on October 05, 2018, 11:49:04 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 04, 2018, 09:28:18 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, trade for DeGrom and Kimbrel.

If we're shooting for the moon...
I like the sentiment, but how?

Beats the hell out of me. This would be 98% dependent on the Mets doing something really stupid.

Russell for DeGrom it is then.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Bort on October 08, 2018, 09:31:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on October 08, 2018, 09:29:32 AM
Quote from: Shooter on October 05, 2018, 11:49:04 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 04, 2018, 09:28:18 AM
Quote from: Oleg on October 03, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
Man, Hamels is great and all but I want them to break the goddamn bank.

Harper, Corbin, trade for DeGrom and Kimbrel.

If we're shooting for the moon...
I like the sentiment, but how?

Beats the hell out of me. This would be 98% dependent on the Mets doing something really stupid.

Well, that's not unheard of.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 15, 2018, 04:10:17 PM
Anthony Iapoce, come on down!
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 29, 2018, 11:10:54 AM
Finally the season is over. Now it's time to SPEND THE RICKETTS' MONEY (on anything other than funding Trump/GOP politics)! SPEND SPEND SPEND!
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: CBStew on October 29, 2018, 05:17:32 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 29, 2018, 11:10:54 AM
Finally the season is over. Now it's time to SPEND THE RICKETTS' MONEY (on anything other than funding Trump/GOP politics)! SPEND SPEND SPEND!

At first I read this as "...spend the Rocket's money...", making me wonder if there was an inter-sports cabal that I knew nothing about.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: CBStew on October 29, 2018, 05:19:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 29, 2018, 05:17:32 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 29, 2018, 11:10:54 AM
Finally the season is over. Now it's time to SPEND THE RICKETTS' MONEY (on anything other than funding Trump/GOP politics)! SPEND SPEND SPEND!

At first I read this as "...spend the Rocket's money...", making me wonder if there was an inter-sports cabal that I knew nothing about.

But back to the point, that sure worked with Darvish, didn't it?
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 29, 2018, 06:58:34 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 29, 2018, 05:19:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on October 29, 2018, 05:17:32 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 29, 2018, 11:10:54 AM
Finally the season is over. Now it's time to SPEND THE RICKETTS' MONEY (on anything other than funding Trump/GOP politics)! SPEND SPEND SPEND!

At first I read this as "...spend the Rocket's money...", making me wonder if there was an inter-sports cabal that I knew nothing about.

But back to the point, that sure worked with Darvish, didn't it?

It's simple. If you sign all of the players, at least some of them will turn out to be good. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Wheezer on October 31, 2018, 06:07:28 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 29, 2018, 11:10:54 AM
Finally the season is over. Now it's time to SPEND THE RICKETTS' MONEY (on anything other than funding Trump/GOP politics)! SPEND SPEND SPEND!

So long as I get beer and souvlaki out of the deal, I'm down.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on October 31, 2018, 04:05:11 PM
Cubs announce they'll exercise Quintana's 2019 club option.  But we knew that already.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 07, 2018, 12:04:41 PM
What is this crying poverty bullshit. Guess we're supposed to be happy with Cole Hamels, Jesse Chavez, and a bucket of balls when two generational talents are available as free agents in their 20s?
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 07, 2018, 04:50:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on November 07, 2018, 12:04:41 PM
What is this crying poverty bullshit. Guess we're supposed to be happy with Cole Hamels, Jesse Chavez, and a bucket of balls when two generational talents are available as free agents in their 20s?

I don't believe a word of that shit. With Hamels, Zobrist and Morrow (if they don't pick up his 2020 option) all due to roll off after the 2019 season, that's $41.5 million off the payroll. The following year is Lester and Chatwalk, another $32 million.

Even if they go over the luxury tax threshold this year, they'll be under after that. And they're in a championship window, and they're going to launch whatever TV/Streaming package they're cooking up.

Theo's going to go balls-deep to get another championship - I have no idea why they're faking austerity here.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 07, 2018, 07:49:34 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on November 07, 2018, 04:50:25 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on November 07, 2018, 12:04:41 PM
What is this crying poverty bullshit. Guess we're supposed to be happy with Cole Hamels, Jesse Chavez, and a bucket of balls when two generational talents are available as free agents in their 20s?

I don't believe a word of that shit. With Hamels, Zobrist and Morrow (if they don't pick up his 2020 option) all due to roll off after the 2019 season, that's $41.5 million off the payroll. The following year is Lester and Chatwalk, another $32 million.

Even if they go over the luxury tax threshold this year, they'll be under after that. And they're in a championship window, and they're going to launch whatever TV/Streaming package they're cooking up.

Theo's going to go balls-deep to get another championship - I have no idea why they're faking austerity here.

If they don't even bother pursuing Harper or Machado and largely sit out this offseason due to "the budget," they deserve to have their asses handed to them by the Brewers next year.  I'm tired of hearing that any improvement will have to come from the current roster when they're in a perfect position to supplement that roster with proven talent that costs only money, which they have plenty of.  It's time to stop dreaming on guys when better alternatives to help you win are available.

Wasn't the whole point of adding all these new revenue streams to make it possible to take risks and make some mistakes in free agency (but still end up with players like, you know, BRYCE FUCKING HARPER, who would have led them in wRC+ last year)?  And if they shrug as they bring back Daniel Murphy and/or Addison Russell and turn out their pockets so a moth can fly out, I'm reaching for my pitchfork.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: CBStew on December 19, 2018, 12:28:59 PM
The Cubs acquired Descalso because...?
1.  They needed a guy with a 5 o'clock shadow instead of a beard for the team picture.
2.  They needed someone over 30 as a chaperone on road trips.
3.  ...(?)
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 19, 2018, 09:59:21 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 19, 2018, 12:28:59 PM
The Cubs acquired Descalso because...?
1.  They needed a guy with a 5 o'clock shadow instead of a beard for the team picture.
2.  They needed someone over 30 as a chaperone on road trips.
3.  ...(?)

Because we broke! Yep, we don't know how it happened but the Cubs no longer have any money.  Brother, can you spare a dime?
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 20, 2018, 08:32:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 19, 2018, 09:59:21 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 19, 2018, 12:28:59 PM
The Cubs acquired Descalso because...?
1.  They needed a guy with a 5 o'clock shadow instead of a beard for the team picture.
2.  They needed someone over 30 as a chaperone on road trips.
3.  ...(?)

Because we broke! Yep, we don't know how it happened but the Cubs no longer have any money.  Brother, can you spare a dime?

The Cubs are undergoing a spareadime shift.
Title: Re: 2018-2019 Wrongs-Righting Cubs Offseason BRYCE HARPER OR BUST Thread
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 20, 2018, 09:47:08 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on December 20, 2018, 08:32:52 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 19, 2018, 09:59:21 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 19, 2018, 12:28:59 PM
The Cubs acquired Descalso because...?
1.  They needed a guy with a 5 o'clock shadow instead of a beard for the team picture.
2.  They needed someone over 30 as a chaperone on road trips.
3.  ...(?)

Because we broke! Yep, we don't know how it happened but the Cubs no longer have any money.  Brother, can you spare a dime?

The Cubs are undergoing a spareadime shift.

Plenty of money to air "Grown Assholes Who Love Beer and Assaulting Women Are Actually Good" ads, but good baseball players? You think we're made of money?!