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...The Grim Reaper.

Cubs Legend Oscar Gamble, age 68.

Traded to the Phillies for liking white girls.

Hugh Masekela, 78.

Jerry Van Dyke, age 86, complications from a automobile accident.

Zarley Zalapski, age 49.

Interesting side note: A Twitter search today of Zalapski will allow you to see him in the uniforms of each of the 5 NHL teams he played for, as well as some international ones. The guy had a lot of stickers on his suitcase.

Happy, Chuck?

2 time Cy Young winner Roy Halladay in a plane crash, 40.

Clearly not a Philadelphia Flyer.

Robert Guillaume.

Morgan Spurlock did a Ken Burns-type documentary of "Homer At The Bat".

It's every bit as glorious as you'd expect. Even Joe Buck didn't suck.

Gord Downie, 53, from brain cancer.

John Dunsworth, aka Jim Lahey. Off to the Great Beyond on the wings of a shithawk.

On Netflix. If you're not watching it, you absolutely should.

All-time Blackhawks great Pierre Pilote, 85.

Two country music stars on the same day.

Troy Gentry, 50

Don Williams - the Gentle Giant, 78

...I'll be dead.

Glen Campbell, 81.

The man was a fucking guitar virtuoso, and the songs Jimmy Webb wrote for him were fucking amazing.

Sam Shepard, 73. Lou Gehrig's Disease.

...for those unaware that this shit-for-brains message board actually has articles, Andy recently marked 20 years of being Head Moran.

Thanks for giving us the virtual water cocoler around which to congregate each day. I've wound up meeting quite a few of the morans who show up here, and even managed to find myself liking a couple. Or at least their dogs.

Here's to twenty more years of sheepishly admitting we have Internet Friends.

Kai Ray, who made one of the most wigged out records of all time, left us to probably go back to his home planet.

So far, and not horrible.

Brett Anderson is probably going door-to-door selling GRIT at this point.

Put it on your phone.

Join club HJE.

Looking at you, Slak.