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Hang low, sweet chariots.

I can back out of selling my house, but I'll get a negative feedback on eBay.

Stanley, if you have a problem with that, then go to the back of the bus.

Quote from: Kermit on May 01, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
My only complaint about the BBC version is that there are times when I have to rewind 5 or 6 times to figure out what they hell they're saying.  Generally, it's totally worth it.=

Just have Tonks translate.

Don't de-rail this thread.

By the way, "the only site you'll ever need" is such bullshit advertising.  I don't see any porn here.

Quote from: James Westfall on February 27, 2007, 11:47:14 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2mcdbc

Maybe we can put one on the mound too?

Damnit, i was a computer engineering major too.  I hadn't been so damn lazy, or drank too much beer, i could have done something useful like build that.  Imagine if Kerm had one of those in his basement when you guys rolled over for the MEP...and he built it himself.  I coulda been so cool.

Or, for an actual version of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VMh_z-KIuk

Quote from: Kermit on February 02, 2007, 04:46:43 PM

Quote from: forkserker on February 02, 2007, 10:03:24 AM

Quote from: KD on February 02, 2007, 09:59:14 AM
The thing I like about 30 Rock, after having watched Fey's up/down years at SNL, is that you can pretty much pick a joke 15 minutes before it happens.  Once you found out that Reubens was a prince, after having seen his state in the previews, you knew an incest joke was on its way.  After the page and Tracy had their first showdown in the office ("lick her face!," classic) you knew they were going to take that to it's logical extension: the devil/angel back and forth.

Studio 60 is far more predictable. You knew a) the door to the roof would be locked, b) The chinese chick would be all over Nate Corddry, and c) The English chick would show up and catch him lying, and holy shit, I feel like I'm talking about "All My Children", so I'll stop now.

It'd be nice if one week Amanda Peet actually learned her lines instead of using cue cards.

Cut her some slack.  She's pregnant.

Quote from: Apex. on January 22, 2007, 10:18:11 AM
I had trouble sleeping last night to begin with so I wandered out to the couch at 12:30 and started looking through some of my '85 Bears books. It was quite pleasant. I actually dozed off at about 1 a.m. but heard the downstairs door open and somebody creeping up the stairs to my apartment door, which I'd stupidly left unlocked. My dog started going apeshit and I looked around quickly for something big and heavy to swing. As soon as I found one of my girlfriend's wooden Cambodian goddess statue things the door opened and my drunk ass friend ducked his head in. He looked up and saw me standing there in my underwear and started mumbling some jibberish. A couple of his friends were walking up behind him but I kicked them all out and went downstairs to have a word with them. They were drunk and stupid. Talking about Rex this and Rex that. Their girlfriend's were out there too. I told them to have a good night and then turned around and mooned them.

Motherf@#$ers were shooting off fireworks all over the goddamn neighborhood at like 2 a.m. and it kept waking my dog up and his barks woke my ass up. So I'm going on very little sleep. A couple people came to my desk to laugh and talk shit but I just told them not to lay it on too heavy because if the Colts lose they'll have to wear it for a long time. It seemed in their haste to trash the Bears they hadn't considered that the Colts could actually lose to a team with a stout defense and a punishing ground game.

Jacksonville. Jaguars. Female. Doges.

Suck it.

Ahh, Indiana and people walking around lighting off fireworks.  You do live in Indiana, right?

Quote from: Huey on January 22, 2007, 10:02:01 AM

Quote from: Apex. on January 22, 2007, 09:55:29 AM

Quote5. New Orleans (11-7). All week, Sean Payton told his team how important it was to not fumble and to play field-position football. You can talk about all the factors you want in the Bears' victory, but for my money, it's the three lost fumbles. Really not smart.

That's what generally happens to teams who get punched in their stupid face.

Seriously.  All 3 fumbles were forced.  It wasn' like they just put the ball on the turf.  

He's a maroon, but I'm loving all the Bears Hate.  f@#$ these guys sideways with a goalpost.

Thats a lot bigger than a broom.  That would hurt.

Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 31, 2006, 09:50:47 PM
A quick video showing the relative size of various objects in the galaxy.

Very well done, and it really puts things in perspective.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDzB6S9EN8&eurl=

That's a huge bitch!

LaCrosse Light, anyone?



I'm pretty sure it's just riverwater.

Quote from: JD, Too on December 12, 2006, 03:59:41 PM

Quote from: forkserker on December 12, 2006, 03:56:14 PM

Far more than mildly entertaining.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2804982

That probably got definitely a few more laughs than his act.

I bet he thinks twice before he calls some dude in a cowboy hat and big shiny belt buckle a "f@#$in' hoss" again.

Or he goes and taunts the guy once he has been jailed for assualt.  I certainly would.

Quote from: Bad Kermit on June 19, 2006, 02:15:36 PM

Quote from: cubfaninPA on June 19, 2006, 01:22:07 PM
I'm too lazy to go back and look, but did Doug F. Glanville end up on here?

I'm pretty sure Doug was named.

Yep, i got him back on page 4739572.

Quote from: Apex on June 16, 2006, 03:53:03 PM

Quote from: Augie-O on June 16, 2006, 03:51:50 PM
Is it even possible that Nomar slipped through the cracks?

Nosir. I zinged Mia's boy toy in the cervix many hours ago.

I figured as much.  Ill go stand in the corner now.

Is it even possible that Nomar slipped through the cracks?