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Quote from: TDubbs on July 01, 2008, 09:56:48 AM

Quote from: bocaj on July 01, 2008, 12:54:56 AM

Quote from: Thrillho on June 30, 2008, 10:10:44 PM

Quote from: bocaj on June 30, 2008, 07:52:42 PM

Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 07:25:46 PM

Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 06:12:37 PM

Quote from: Thrillho on June 29, 2008, 03:47:10 PM

Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?

Exactly.

Ohmmm.

Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras.  Anyway, while I love me a good hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz."  It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.

Do you have some sort of fetish for Eastern religion? 'Cause you seem quite articulate on the subject--along with just all other mysticistic jibber-jabber in general. Your mannerisms seem a little more highbrow then what would be expected on such a site: is this just your way of flexing your secondary learnedness in front of those less as such? Seems your just taking the easy way out, actually; but, you shouldn't, you give yourself too little credit. Just stick with it, you're still a young kid. Actually, I take it back, these other guys are bright, as well. So, nothing ventured nothing gained, though, right. As the old man in the coat furred with oak lucidly said thrice to the setting sun.

Boc, you're like a vacuous, jive-talking, sub-Paul beatnik straight out of an episode of Dragnet, whose sole purpose is to give Joe Friday an outsized ego to deflate and to serve as a warning to the kids about the hazards of intellectual vanity.

Or maybe just Herman Munster without the winning personality.

But, go on... Blow our minds with your thesauri, college.

You'll only reaffirm the obvious: Wheezer's Zen ain't easy.

Thanks for so humbly affirming my great sapience and intellect (though, honestly, I don't need think that it needs much affirming, in the first place...).

But, I must inquire--as I have much desire to know--why did you direct me to the film "A Bucket of Blood"?

I hate everything about you and the way you choose to be

Is this some type of veiled compliment?

Quote from: Thrillho on June 30, 2008, 10:10:44 PM

Quote from: bocaj on June 30, 2008, 07:52:42 PM

Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 07:25:46 PM

Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 06:12:37 PM

Quote from: Thrillho on June 29, 2008, 03:47:10 PM

Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?

Exactly.

Ohmmm.

Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras.  Anyway, while I love me a good hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz."  It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.

Do you have some sort of fetish for Eastern religion? 'Cause you seem quite articulate on the subject--along with just all other mysticistic jibber-jabber in general. Your mannerisms seem a little more highbrow then what would be expected on such a site: is this just your way of flexing your secondary learnedness in front of those less as such? Seems your just taking the easy way out, actually; but, you shouldn't, you give yourself too little credit. Just stick with it, you're still a young kid. Actually, I take it back, these other guys are bright, as well. So, nothing ventured nothing gained, though, right. As the old man in the coat furred with oak lucidly said thrice to the setting sun.

Boc, you're like a vacuous, jive-talking, sub-Paul beatnik straight out of an episode of Dragnet, whose sole purpose is to give Joe Friday an outsized ego to deflate and to serve as a warning to the kids about the hazards of intellectual vanity.

Or maybe just Herman Munster without the winning personality.

But, go on... Blow our minds with your thesauri, college.

You'll only reaffirm the obvious: Wheezer's Zen ain't easy.

Thanks for so humbly affirming my great sapience and intellect (though, honestly, I don't need think that it needs much affirming, in the first place...).

But, I must inquire--as I have much desire to know--why did you direct me to the film "A Bucket of Blood"?

Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2008, 07:25:46 PM

Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 06:12:37 PM

Quote from: Thrillho on June 29, 2008, 03:47:10 PM

Quote from: powen01 on June 29, 2008, 01:23:45 PM
What?

Exactly.

Ohmmm.

Zen (Seon) doesn't really employ mantras.  Anyway, while I love me a good hwadu, a closer analogy might be the epilogue to "Berlin Alexanderplatz."  It's not deliberate, aside from the fact that I really do think the Beverly Hillbillies went a long way toward making a sort of utopianism popularly cognizable in the '60s.

Do you have some sort of fetish for Eastern religion? 'Cause you seem quite articulate on the subject--along with just all other mysticistic jibber-jabber in general. Your mannerisms seem a little more highbrow then what would be expected on such a site: is this just your way of flexing your secondary learnedness in front of those less as such? Seems your just taking the easy way out, actually; but, you shouldn't, you give yourself too little credit. Just stick with it, you're still a young kid. Actually, I take it back, these other guys are bright, as well. So, nothing ventured nothing gained, though, right. As the old man in the coat furred with oak lucidly said thrice to the setting sun.

If a show's thread can't overcome my idiocy, then it isn't a show worth watching, my friends.

Quote from: TJ on June 11, 2008, 03:19:04 PM
I got my hand on the Desipio list of most respected posters, maintained by Karry Ling:

Quote1. bocaj
2. Red Beard
3. Crazy Aunt Martha
4. David Carr's Smirking Revenge
5. Paul
6. Sulleymon
7. shizzlacher
8. Jake Potter
9. RoyHobbs
10. carloszno1fan

Those posters are like SAM FULD. Untouchable, that is.

Awesome. Now, when people make fun of me, they'll be auto-banned. Then my views will slowly be adopted by "all," yet, paradoxically, this'll be a place for avid, open discussion and discourse. It makes sense--just think a little about it, damn it.

Quote from: Kerm on June 11, 2008, 06:07:14 PM

Quote from: bocaj on June 11, 2008, 06:04:44 PM
Unfortunately, it seems that Mr. Colbert will not be reprising his role as Professor Impossible. This is bad, guys; I mean, look how much the quality of Goodwrench's commercials dropped after his likewise departure....

It's too bad those Word-of-the-Day calendars don't come with a context guide.

And how, exactly, would said context guide have suggested I use such a word? I didn't know me calling both departures similar--in that Colbert doesn't work for each respective "company" anymore--was so egregious an error as to be worthy of your cynicism.

Unfortunately, it seems that Mr. Colbert will not be reprising his role as Professor Impossible. This is bad, guys; I mean, look how much the quality of Goodwrench's commercials dropped after his likewise departure....

Get excited! They are promising at least 3rd base!

Wait, how did I get dragged into this? TDubbs, I don't like the inference that I'm worse then an NSBBer. Not at all. In fact, I resent the inference.

Quote from: Slaky+ on May 19, 2008, 07:27:38 PM

Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 06:59:02 PM

Quote from: Eli on May 19, 2008, 05:37:52 PM

Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

How'd I earn that distinction? Did I miss the voting or is that just an arbitrary title? But, even if I am, I'm fine with that: it's like being called the dumbest MENSA member, except not.

Ah, the old "You guys are all morons and I'm better than all of you which I am only saying because it's quite clear most of you find me annoying and the reason I keep coming back over and over again is in the hopes that some day you will find me as appealing and boost my self-esteem" routine.

I've seen that one before.

No, I'm not better then any of you, and I come here just to laugh. But, yes, I do hope you guys can help raise my self-esteem.

Quote from: Eli on May 19, 2008, 05:37:52 PM

Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

How'd I earn that distinction? Did I miss the voting or is that just an arbitrary title? But, even if I am, I'm fine with that: it's like being called the dumbest MENSA member, except not.

Quote from: Weebs on May 19, 2008, 12:14:09 PM

Quote from: bocaj on May 19, 2008, 12:01:49 PM

Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Paul Lieberstein (the guy who plays Toby and one of the head writers) was nice enough to post some lyrics to Beers in Heaven and Total Eclipse of the Fart at NBC.com

QuoteWould you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we'll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

QuoteTurn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

It's supposed to be funny because they're stupid lyrics that Michael would write.  I definitely couldn't imagine him writing anything more clever.

Okay, if he actually sang it, I'd probably die laughing. (More of Steve, then of the actual lyrics.) But it was a complete waste of time to read.

Quote from: RV on May 19, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Paul Lieberstein (the guy who plays Toby and one of the head writers) was nice enough to post some lyrics to Beers in Heaven and Total Eclipse of the Fart at NBC.com

QuoteWould you drink a beer/
If you saw it in heaven/
Would it taste the same/
If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/
And touch your toes
Cause I know we'll drink a beer
Beers in heaven

QuoteTurn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

Can someone please tell Lilly that Marquis is playing around with his girl?

Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:37:04 PM

Quote from: thehawk on May 18, 2008, 12:32:58 PM

Quote from: Weebs on May 18, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
Well since that convo was going nowhere and getting uber-ghey, how bout we interrupt it with the ORIGINAL version of The Office:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-japanese-office#s-p1-sr-i1

Strangely enough, SNL actually has was fairly entertaining in the last few weeks.  The cast is quite good pulling off the Office characters (they were as well when Rainn Wilson was on earlier)  http://www.hulu.com/watch/10299/saturday-night-live-monologue-rainn-wilson

I agree.  This cast isn't much different from a couple years ago, but they're much better.  I remember hating Bill Hader and Kristin Wiig, but they're two of the best now.  This one's a classic:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417/saturday-night-live-googly-eyes-gardener

SNL fucking blows. If I wanted to watch a show with idiotic, banal set-ups; slapstick, gross-out humor; bad overacting; and ridiculously overt line reading, then, well, I guess I'd just have to watch SNL.