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I didn't know where to put this but uh, no plz?

If the Cubs trade Z, I'll just commit seppuku.

It'll be justified because of whatever garbage the Cubs receive in return. And it's more then likely going to be garbage.

I just find Milton to be extremely annoying. At this point it's not even original to criticize him, everyone know's he's been a disappointment. What bugs me is instead of shutting the fuck up and earning that 10 million dollars he just seems pre-occupied with complaining about:

1. Umpires
2. Not having any teammates he can relate to
3. Fans
4. The weather

Ok, so I made the last one up. But you get the gist.

Since he's gave us the gift of a third year by not spending half of his season on the DL, I just hope he shuts the fuck up and plays ball.

Quote from: CT III on August 26, 2009, 11:04:13 AM

Quote from: Eli on August 26, 2009, 08:57:55 AM

Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on August 26, 2009, 08:47:55 AM
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/08/bradley-i-face-hatred-on-a-daily-basis.html

Charming.  Just think, only two more years of his cheerful, good-natured attitude.

Maybe I'm letting my Milton-love blind me here, but I think the headline makes his statement more dramatic than what he actually said.  I know he talked about facing "adversity and hatred on a daily basis," but when it's picked out of the quote to stand alone as a headline, it has a different ring to it.

That's okay, I think that my Milton-hate is starting to blind me, so it's evening out.

Fuck this sub-.800 OPS mope.

This.

so uh, when's Chris Carpenters' elbow going to explode again?

I post on another baseball board, and today it made my brain explode.

Troy Glaus is a better thirdbasemen then Ramirez, fyi.  He also then argues that GOD Derosa is a GREAT addition for the Cards. Carp, Wainwright and Pinero are the best 1-2-3 pitchers in the NL.

Pure gold.

My favorite points

"STOP WHINING. The Cards have had it just as bad. Just because Soriano has more name recognition than Ludwick doesn't mean him being hurt is worse. Ramirez's injury got more press because Glaus got hurt before the season, but that doesn't change the fact that the Cards had, until DeRosa came over, been running Thurston or Barden or someone like that out to third base every day. Bradley's crappiness is under the microscope because it's Chicago and he just got a new contract, but that doesn't mean that he's been any less of a disappointment than Ank and Duncan."

My head. It hurts.

I just love how suddenly Holliday is Jesus H. Christ with the bat, and is not only going to lead STL to a World Series victory, but also cure cancer, fix the slumping economy, and rid St. Louis of it's toothlessness.

I ain't panicking.

Adam Dunns' defense would of made us 16-45 right now or some shit. I mean look how much he's helping the Nationals! Fuck you Dunn. No one needs your 17 homeruns or OPS+ of 146! Im quite happy with the 5 homeruns and OPS+ of 86 that injury-prone Crazy Uncle Milton is giving us!


/end NSBB style post.

Fuck todays game.

Aaron Miles and his dwarfish features makes me vomit everytime I see him.

Fuck him in his David the Gnome-esque ass.

Is it sad that as soon as Al stepped up you knew a grand slam was coming?

Fuck you Patton, you gutless fucking asshole.

The time is nigh for me to order my MILES jersey t-shirt

Quote from: Canadouche on February 19, 2009, 06:12:31 PM

Quote from: BichetteHappens on February 19, 2009, 05:56:53 PM
1) Soriano
2) Miles
3) Lee
4) Bradley
5) Ramirez
6) Fukudome
7) Geo
8) Theriot

Lous' preliminary batting order for this season. eep.

eh eh eh?

According to ...?

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090219&content_id=3850236&vkey=news_chc&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc

ALF IS FEELING HEALTHY!!1 YES!

1) Soriano
2) Miles
3) Lee
4) Bradley
5) Ramirez
6) Fukudome
7) Geo
8) Theriot

Lous' preliminary batting order for this season. eep.

eh eh eh?

oh poon, your such a /b/tard.

Or maybe the Asstrolls fucking suck, and their recent stretch of playing out of their minds is in no way indicative of how good they really are. (Which they arent. At all)

Cecil and Drayton, suck one.