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As a result of my request for vacation help, I received a suggestion from Brian to go to "Couples Swept Away" in Jamaica.

The wife and I had been discussing an inexpensive get away.  We decided it didn't really matter where we went as long as we could sit poolside or oceanside and have someone bring us drinks and food.  We had been to Puerto Vallarta a couple times and I had sort of decided we should just go again and enjoy ourselves on the cheap.  Relax for a few days away from the cold and from our little 13 month old energizer bunny.

At Brian's suggestion I checked out Swept Away while the wife hovered over my shoulder.  "Oh that looks really nice!".  It was all I needed to hear.  I knew my budget was shot.  It's a great looking place and I am looking forward to it, but my Puerto Vallarta all inclusive for 4 nights was like 850 each.  Fancy Brian's Jamaica place was more than twice that.

Thanks Dude

Michael marking her arm is my TV moment of the year.

And Kevin's angst filled Karaoke of Alanis Morrisette had me laughing in the car this morning..."You, you, you , you, you ought to know!"

Heard they're still going hard after Meche too.  The more I read about and hear about Meche, the more I think he'd be a pretty good pick up.  Piniella really wants him, and for now that's enough for me.

Hendry finalized the Lilly deal while hooked up to an EKG machine.  Kinda makes you like the guy.

Fork, I picked up on Ted and Robin staying too.  The whole episode was about couples being lame and not hangin', so this was actually more foreshadowing than just another gay wedding.

Over the summer they reran the pilot and Bob Seger's voiceover when talking to the kids refers to Robin as Aunt Robin.

I HATE Wayne Brady

Tonight's "Slap Bet" had me in stitches.  When NPH slapped the big dufus that plays Marshall...well let's just say that hilarity ensued.

Really I haven't laughed that violently in a long time.

What is Love?  Baby don't hurt me.  Don't hurt me.  No more...

Whoa ew Whoa ew Whoa ew ew whoa ew a whoa ew ew whoa ow.  Uh huh!

Or one of my childhood favorites...

John Larouquette as womanizer Dan Fielding on Night Court.  Loved that show.

Quote from: The Slak on October 30, 2006, 12:49:00 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with that:

http://perezhilton.com/topics/gay_gay_gay/when_is_doogie_gonna_come_out_20061022.php

Slak...ahead of the news!  Are you a paparazzo?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,227498,00.html

Quote from: Andy on February 10, 2006, 04:29:39 PM
I loved the sight of Phyllis having to "Fireman's Carry" that enormous bear she got from "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration", and the look on Pam's face when Roy figured out she was mad at him for not getting her anything for Valentine's Day and he said, "Valentine's Day's not over. How about I get you home and we have the best sex ever?" Ahh, the look of panic...it never gets old.

Also loved Jim's "No...now while I'm right...here...OK" reaction when the Indian girl asked Ryan out right in front of him.

And as JL already pointed out the "A Michael Scott Joint" at the end of the presentation "movie" was great, as was the inexplicable inclusion of photos of Robin Williams and Steve Martin as Michael's voice yelled "Great Scott" with a British accent.

Also liked the bit where he ran after that woman he thought was Tina Fey as the real Conan O'Brien walked right past him without his noticing.

This is why I'm not ashamed to admit I watch The Office twice every week.

Frickin' Olympics! I hate 'em.

I also loved when Michael scribble some long-division math problem on the chalkboard in the warehouse and said:
"just in case there's anyone in here that doesn't belong.  A little Good Will Hunting action."

Kills me.

Is anyone else watching this show?  The wife TIVO's it and I've watched lately.  It has some really funny moments.  It is sophomoric, and a little too sweet most of the time, but Doogie Howser is a riot in this.  There.  I've outed myself as a functional retard.

For some reason I can't get the phrase "that'd just be malfeasance for malfeasances's sake" out of my head.  Dwight is about as funny as it gets. 

When he crashed his car into the pole, got out and immediately vomitted on the hood...I shot water out my nose.

Quote from: Andy on December 15, 2005, 08:56:00 AM
Nothing like being drunk dialed on a message board.

Can Helloworld resurface here, or is a name change necessary to avoid awkwardness?

That's some serious manlove dude.