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Quote from: The Slak on October 18, 2006, 11:09:03 PM

Quote from: JD on October 18, 2006, 08:19:30 PM
I did, too. 

I, uh, think we're the only ones.

That could be because you're the only ones watching it.  There's a good chance that both Studio 60 and 30 Rock will be canceled soon as 60 is hemorrhaging viewers and 30 doesn't have them to begin with.  Who would have thought that shows about the behind the scenes happenings of a show that's not funny wouldn't be funny?  Not me.

It's that time again:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/peter_king/10/09/mmqb/index.html 

Two Bears players actually get mentioned by name in this one(outside of Rex in the Fine 15)!  Danieal Manning is mentioned so that Peter can mock the pronunciation of his name.  And since this team is destroying people in all aspects of the game, Robbie Gould gets a whole sentence devoted to him.

Quote from: KurtEvans on October 09, 2006, 12:06:05 PM

Quote from: SD on October 08, 2006, 12:11:32 PM

Quote from: KurtEvans on October 07, 2006, 10:45:07 PM
By the way. I went to this site and watched the World of Warcraft episode of South Park... it was f@#$ing outstanding. I recommend it to everybody.

What season/episode is that?  By the way, you do realize you're currently a 40% shareholder in the blame game for getting me hooked on Futurama, right?

Is that because I got you to watch "The Devil's Hands are Idle Play-things?"  It's the only episode I remember recommending.

But hell.  Futurama is a great show.  It's even (dare I say it?) better than the Simpsons was at its peak.

If you haven't watched it yet, check out "A Head In the Polls" featuring Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon.

Bump.

CPT's Peter King crusade will never end.  This week, it appears that King either didn't bother to watch the Sunday night game, or was simply too lazy to go back and write more than 4 lines about it in his article.  Seriously, there's more content devoted to the price of hotels in Baltimore than there is to what was supposed to be one of the biggest games of the week.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/peter_king/09/29/mmqb/index.html

Quote from: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 12:24:10 PM

Quote from: forkserker on September 22, 2006, 12:22:32 PM

Quote from: The Slak on September 22, 2006, 10:58:52 AM

Quote from: KD on September 22, 2006, 10:58:09 AM
The women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.  I was about to type "the daughter of someone famous who I can't remember," but then I remembered that the women who made the comment about Jim mugging for the camera is the daughter of Quincy Jones.

She was in Stella.  My girlfriend told me the name of some other show she was in, a more popular show, but I've forgotten it and haven't remembered the name during the course of writing this sentence.

She's been on Chappelle's Show too. She's very recognizable.

She was on Boston Public...her mom's Peggy Lipton from "Mod Squad".

THATS what I really remember her from...thank you. It was killing me.

You guys just outed yourselves as watchers of Boston Public.

Quote from: Huey on September 11, 2006, 05:59:40 PM

Quote from: Bad Kermit on September 11, 2006, 05:52:31 PM

Quote from: CPT on September 11, 2006, 04:36:04 PM

Quote from: Huey on September 11, 2006, 04:02:53 PM

Quote from: CPT on September 11, 2006, 03:54:12 PM
I believe that it's Peter King's Monday Morning BBBQ.

What's the third "B" for?

BYOBB

What's that extra "B" for?

That's a typo

fin

Good work gentlemen.  I was hoping that I'd find this bit finished when I got home.

I need closure on that anecdote!

Quote from: Huey on September 11, 2006, 04:02:53 PM

Quote from: CPT on September 11, 2006, 03:54:12 PM
I believe that it's Peter King's Monday Morning BBBQ.

What's the third "B" for?

BYOBB

Quote from: Huey on September 11, 2006, 03:51:33 PM
It's not that I'm dyslexic, but seeing the "Q" in there threw me off, and in my mind's eye, I reversed it with the "B" and thought this was a thread about Peter King's "Monday Morning Barbecue" (MMBQ) which, were it true, would be one of the longest articles ever written.

Oh, and Peter King's a douche.

I believe that it's Peter King's Monday Morning BBBQ.

I'd love to read a Slaky reaction to Simmons picks.  Or to just about anything he writes. 

Okay, I'm trying not to let this bug me, but it bugs me.  Look through this and tell me if you know for sure whether or not the Bears even played on Sunday.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/peter_king/09/10/mmqb.week1/index.html

Now, I'm not saying that we know everything about the Bears from their defeat of a bad opponent, but it seems bizarre to me that King basically says we know nothing about the Bears, but concludes from the Ravens defeat of Tampa Bay (featuring the comic stylings of Chris Simms) that the Ravens are as good as they were in 2000 and will probably kill us all and eat our bones.  The Bears beat Brett Favre, probably the greatest QB ever on Sunday, shutting him out for the first time ever as a Packer.  Didn't Peter get the memo that Brett Favre is the bestest quarterback in league history?  Of course he did, because he wrote that fucking memo.

Quote from: butthead on September 01, 2006, 09:43:52 AM
what photograph?

Sorry, this is the first thread in the music section I've been able to follow, so I went with it.  I don't have a very sophisticated taste in music, nor a deep, meaningful relationship with it.  You might say, I knows what I hates, and I hates Nickelback.

Look at that photograph, ever time I do it makes me laugh...

Quote from: Bad Kermit on August 03, 2006, 11:50:15 AM

Quote from: Paul's Gay Dad's Gay Dick's Chlamydia on August 03, 2006, 11:44:43 AM

Quote from: James Westfall on August 03, 2006, 11:43:28 AM
It's leap without the leaping...

Damn.  That doesn't sound nearly as cool.  They really need to start making Quantum Leap again.  There was no reason for that show to come off the air.

Well, it did get a bit preachy at the end...

**ducks**
**puts on asbestos suit**
**holds up flame shield**

Just like Ziggy.

Quote from: BC on July 12, 2006, 01:51:38 PM
From The Drudge Report (I know, I know, but he's the only one that really publicizes these numbers):

CABLE NEWS RACE
MON., JULY 10, 2006
VIEWERS

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 2,264,000
FNC HANNITY/COLMES 1,801,000
CNN LARRY KING 1,382,000
FNC GRETA 1,340,000
FNC SHEP SMITH 1,252,000
FNC HUME 1,197,000
CNN COOPER 1,132,000
CNN DOBBS 823,000
CNN PAULA ZAHN 679,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 360,000
CNNHN GRACE 354,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 349,000

This is the kind of hard hitting analysis that make you a Desipio favorite.  What is the point here?  That nobody watches MSNBC and a lot more people watch FOX News?  That's not exactly earth shattering stuff.

Quote from: Brian on July 10, 2006, 10:59:20 AM
I'm a big Anna Davlantes fan.

As am I.  I'm also a big fan of pre-pregnancy Jackie Bange.

Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on July 10, 2006, 08:46:19 AM
I would likely bone Ann Coulter if given the chance. She has nice legs for a transsexual. Though if I had a choice of any newsy-type chick, it would surely be Andy's lust-idol, Chesterfield's be damned.

Fixed.  Ann's got an adam's apple the size of my fist.