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Recent Cubs winning teams, 5-hole comparisons--

(04): Jason Marquis or Glen-done? Rusch's career year, I take G-Unit.
(03): Jason Marquis or Shawn F. Estes? I'll take de Suck.
(01): Jason Marquis or Kevin Tapani? OK, I'll take Tap.
(98): Jason Marquis or Mark Clark/J(G)eremi Gonzalez? I'll take de Suck.
(93): Jason Marquis or Frank F. Castillo? Are you kidding? I'll take de Suck.
(89): Jason Marquis or Paul Kilgus? I'll take de Suck.
(84): Jason Marquis or Dick Ruthven? I'll take de Suck.

de Suck ranks 3/7 for the Cubs #5 starters. Livable situation.

Too many here are getting all "4-letter" on us here. Since when is winning 2/3 in the New Urinal Cake a bad thing? Me satisfied.

BTW, the guy that needs to go is Serial Killer. Geezus, he has NOTHING in the tank. Wow.

This is what you get with de Suck; one good outing, then one goddawful outing. I'm not ready to poke my eyes out just yet, he's a 50-50 guy just as-expected. Fine for a #5 pitcher.

What I don't understand is why they don't let him play SS. He came up as a SS and has something like 140 games big league experience at the position. Would solve one problem. Then you can platoon Dance Fever and Little Lord Fontenot at 2B, works for me. Get the RH bat for RF during the break, and the lineup looks set for awhile.

CF--Jones/Pagan platoon
RF--Floyd/new guy platoon
2B--Theriot/Fontenot platoon
SS--DeRosa

Why wouldn't this work? Then, if you can dump Jones somewhere, you always have Pie waiting to play. If Floyd continues to miss time now and then with nagging aches and pains, you can occasionally use Ward out there.

Can we please trade Zambrano for this pitcher? Hai !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSPw_9GX9HI&NR=1

Quote from: ~Apex on January 26, 2007, 11:42:04 AM
Is that true about Matthews? I've always hated his music. Can't figure out why grown men would listen to such things. This might possibly explain their interest in him.

He obviously has a fascination with scatology, so yeah, I'd peg him queer. At least, I'm too lazy to google the word for sure, but that is the word for yer basic poop fetishist, no? Where's teh resident shit head for confirmation?

Quote from: Old Style Man on December 21, 2006, 07:57:29 PM

Quote from: TG on December 21, 2006, 04:08:03 PM

Quote from: Old Style Man on December 21, 2006, 03:45:37 PM
Heineken? f@#$ that shit...Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Sometimes I love to put on my thrift store T-shirt, step into my best ripped jeans, ironically part my hair, throw on some Wolf Parade and pound enough PBRs that even Coldplay sounds good.

You know how I know you're gay?....You like Coldplay.

Agreed. Femme Brit pseudo-college rockers==very ghey.

I still like Motorhead. Besides tagging me as a misogynist, does that necessarily make me gay? I do think Lemmy's goiters are cute...

Can't believe no one has mentioned Schaefer's. Or Dubuque Star. Man, you had to be one poor-ass, thirsty college dude to drink that piss water. So of course, I drank a lot of it. Because I was poor. And thirsty. And shiftless.

Twenty-plus years later, I've conquered one of those three hurdles, bully for me!

Lone Star--truly, the goat piss of beers.
Who remembers Black Label? Ugh.
Hamm's? The only cool thing about Hamm's was that they underwrote the cost of Wrigley programs for years. The beer was awful.
Red, White and Blue. Now we're getting to the truly distateful. My god, no man can be that thirsty.

For a good beer, I'll throw in a plug for Kansas City's Boulevard beer, good stuff. For mass market, I'll usually grab a Corona or Sam Adams.

Quote from: Magnum Pee Eye on October 04, 2006, 12:00:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3yO4mu5pb4&mode=related&search=

I want to buy this CD.

The blonde in that video is fucken hot.

I would likely bone Ann Coulter if given the chance. She has nice legs. Though if I had a choice of any newsy-type chick, it would surely be Andy's lust-idol, Chesterfield's be damned.

Gratuitous post for the post count milestone. So sue me.

Quote from: SD on June 21, 2006, 05:26:49 PM

Quote from: Slaky311 on June 21, 2006, 05:07:53 PM
Even Especially those related to him.

Corrected.

EDIT -- Tell me someone picked up Paul Popovich in this thread.

Don't fuck me with me, little man. Do. Not. Fuck. With. The Experience. Kessinger, that's another story, fuck him, but leave me out of this shit-ka-boodle.

Surely, someone has mentioned Steve Dillard.