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If you ever wondered who Jim Tocco looked like, he's Patton Oswalt.  Only homelier.

Nothing like being drunk dialed on a message board.

Any guess on who "stupid fat ass" is?

Best moment of the season.  When Judd got voted out last night and turned to the rest of the castaways and said, "I hope you all get eaten by crocodiles, you scumbags!"

Tremendous.

I loved it when Dwight got the phone call from the other paper company after Jim had put his resume on Monster.com.

"How did you get my resume?  Oh, I know, it must have been submitted to you by yet another very satisfied customer of mine.  Wait, is it the most current one?  What is listed under "Martial Arts skills?"  Wait, I need to add some.  What's your fax number?"

Brooke was only hot when she had her hat on.  Strange phenomena, that.

Quote from: Chuck on October 05, 2005, 01:06:28 PM

Well, ticket prices are set to maximize profits, not by the cost of the films.

Ticket prices aren't sent to maximize profits in baseball?  I agree that there's more than just the cost of the actors (athletes) that goes into the price, but in both cases it's the biggest reason.

I find it interesting that a mediocre baseball player like Eric Karros got more shit for making $10 million for a season than Jean Claude Van Damme did for making the same amount for a movie.

There's a reason movie tickets cost $8, $12 or even $14 a movie, and the ludicrous amount of money our addle-brained movie stars make is right up there.

As long as Fox is making money off the show somehow, it'll stay.  Family Guy only came back so they could sell more DVD's, too.

Good news for Arrested Development.  Fox is allegedly going to announce after the baseball playoffs that Arrested and Kitchen Confidential are moving to Fridays at 8 and 8:30 respectively.  This is good news because my TiVo doesn't care when Arrested is on, and Fox gets crap ratings on Fridays so parking Arrested there will probably insure an entire third season.  Fox wants it to finish the season because the pre-orders for the season two DVDs have outsold even Desperate Housewives.

Mitch Hurwitz accepted his writing Emmy and said, "Thanks again for honoring our work on a TV show that no one will watch."

I watch, damnit!

The best thing about the Mission Accomplished banner is that they keep using it.

The winter schedule for Fox doesn't have Arrested Development on it.  Here's the current schedule:

http://www.fox.com/schedule/schedule_fall.htm

And here's winter 2006:
http://www.fox.com/schedule/schedule_2006_jan.htm

I'm counting on The War at Home getting canned and Arrested going back to Sundays at 7:30 p.m.

Lindsay: "Did you get me the Lexus?"
Michael: "It's more like a Lincoln."

George Michael: "It's just a stupid girl problem."
Michael: "I don't even have a stupid girl, yet."
George Michael: "Don't worry, it's just stupid."
Ron Howard: "And the kids would be too, the stupid girl problem is with his cousin, Maeby."

I liked when Dave Thomas said to Michael "How would you like it if somebody came after one of your stupid relatives?"
And Michael immediately assumed he meant Gob.  When really it's Dave trying to protect his sister (Charlize Theron) who is obviously a pre-school student, not the teacher.

Scott Baio: "The others aren't making sense.  I'm Bob Loblaw."

Ron Howard: "Believe me, no one is making fun of Andy Griffith."

Michael: "More touching!"

Michael: "You'll get live ins."

Women's clothing store clerk: "Are you going to buy this time, or are you just curious, again?"
Tobias: "Let's say I'm buy curious."

Tobias: "I can just taste the meaty leading man parts."

Tremendous effort again.

I liked the line, "While in high school, Gob had intimate relations with six girls (they highlight six photos), three of whom became pregnant (un-highlight three), one had a baby (only Eve Holt! is highlighted.)

And on the letter from SAD, the address of the father-son "rally" is at the corner of Hyde and No. Hope.

Found those over at www.the-op.com