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Quote from: JD, Too on January 05, 2007, 11:28:00 AM
I don't even remember it.

Right before Pam starts crying, Darryl from the warehouse is shown holding up one of those Ipod holsters saying something like "my boy came through."  I missed something obvious.

Somebody explain the Ipod joke to me.

very rarely your wron

Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 09:59:05 AM

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Quote from: Mike D. on December 19, 2005, 08:45:55 AM
I'm going to do the same thing when I hit #1908. 

I'm not sure what I'll change the handle to, but right now I'm thinking "Searching for Tim Blackwell"

Wonder if there's a way to block a user from posting beyond #1908

Hopefully not.  I've got to make it all the way to #1982 2006.

F.ucker

Heee heee hee, Merry Eckstein.

Merry Christmas, Andy.  YOu make me laugh, you make me thing.

Has that been explained away?  Just Mike Scott settling for whatever two waitresses would come along?  Or confusing the latter two for the former two, as he did at the party?  Are we left to our own devices?  Surely the people behind the Office can't give the American viewing public THAT much credit, we can't think for ourselves ...

Quote from: Pancho on December 21, 2006, 01:08:17 AM
I drank Rolling Rock in college, it was cheap around Pitt, and it's not very good. It's even worse now, because it's produced in the filthy, wart ridden armpit of this great land.

DK57!

Quote from: Pancho on December 21, 2006, 12:24:51 AM

As great as Desipio is, it's a shame that people here know nothing about great beer. You sir, on the other hand, have made my day with your post. I am currently drinking a St. Bernardus 12, that's been aged 3 years. Earlier, I had a 2001 JW Lees Harvest, which held up well. There is so much great American craft beer, wonderful Belgian ales, and fine German and British (pass me a Fuller's vintage, or 1845 please) that it makes me sick that people drink Bud and Natty Ice. With all the amazing beer you can get in this country there is no excuse. If anybody on this board wants to try something new, I will be happy to give suggestions, shit, I will f@#$ing send you something, just let me know.

So, now that Rolling Rock is being produced in St. Louis, can you taste a difference?  Because it still tastes the same to me: delicious!

Quote from: forkserker on December 21, 2006, 12:28:53 AM

I'll tell you something else - if you ever go to one of those bars that has 200+ different beers, anyone sitting at a table drinking Coors Light, Corona, or any other pedestrian brew, should be forced to give up their table.

Yeah, but Chumley's has that jukebox where you can look up a bunch of songs for a few bucks more.

Huey/Slak: there's a Korean joint up on Lawrence by my old apartment that featured a banner that read: "WE OPEN 24 7."  So, so wrong.

Great poodle pot-stickers, though.

Quote from: MDZ on December 19, 2006, 08:16:00 PM

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Quote from: The Slak on December 18, 2006, 06:17:55 PM
Fork those were awesome.

Did anyone see this???

Balls made of steak.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3iHzy8lSm_4

So...was it cock in a box or dick in a box?  I need to know how to sing it on Christmas.

nbc.com has an uncensored version.  It's dick in a box.

At least SNL knows to steal from the best.  Courtesy of Run Ronnie Run, the Mr. Show movie.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MxIynDHzmv8

And Chris Parnell had his dick in a box during a monologue skit a few years ago, can't remember the hot female host, but he was ready with his present.

Quote from: Andy on December 20, 2006, 04:30:11 PM

Quote from: Dave B on December 20, 2006, 02:50:11 PM
I was on the Crown Royal website a few months ago and signed up to be a member of the Society of the Crown. Yesterday, I returned home from work to find the postman had delivered a nice box on the front step from Crown Royal. It contained a purple velvet pillow (with gold fringe, of course) with a hole cut in the middle to set a bottle of Crown in, as well as some personalized labels to slap on the bottle. It may be hard for me to get a cooler gift this Xmas.

Are you sure that's what the hole is for?

Guinness is tough to top, but I've never liked Blue Moon.  My girlfriend drinks it with an orange slice in it.  But then, she'll put just about anything in her mouth.

For his 21st birthday, a friend of mine bought a keg of Blue Moon and a keg of Bud Light for his birthday party.  I've had about 14 cups of light beer in my life, and I think ten of them were that night.  Can't stand Blue Moon, the girlfriend loves it.

I've strayed at times, but I always come back to my nut brown ale-master: Newcastle.  So bloody good.  I'll do a Boddington's sometimes, but Newcastle is just too, too fine.

As far as drinks, can't say no to Jameson/rocks.  Occasionally I'll order a mid-priced scotch/rocks, or a Candian whiskey/rocks (CC or Crown), but the Jameson/Newcastle combo has done me ... well, it hasn't done me "good," but it's done me.

Quote from: forkserker on December 08, 2006, 10:43:22 AM

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Quote from: forkserker on December 08, 2006, 10:24:14 AM

I'm digging the Twisted Sister Christmas CD...also, dad's birthday is coming up...

I saw a video clip for "O Come All Ye Faithfull" Twisted Sister style Wednesday morning and almost fell off my couch laughing...it was awesome.

Christmas music from 5 Jewish boys from LI...

I remember paying $2 to see them do Sabbath covers on Staten Island in the late 70s/early 80s.

That's what I was wondering ...

I like the dinosaur-slow stuff.  Sabbath, bloddy, Sabbath pour moi.

Quote from: BananaHands on December 01, 2006, 10:24:00 AM
I can't believe the lady with the child collects a paycheck, she adds nothing, except for Creed's screensaver moment. Andy talking about frisbee with pam and eventually singing in his "high 80's voice" on the banjo was ridicurous. I loved it.

I'm trying to figure out if she's the same woman who was a writer for Conan in the late 90s, she appeared in a bunch of skits.  She was also a Glenn Frey groupie in Adam McKay's brilliant short film, "The H is O."

Off to imdb.

Edit: it's not her.  Man, fuck Ursula Burton.

Quote from: TG on November 30, 2006, 08:03:50 PM
Apollo Creed.

Actually, I kind of agreed with him there.

(Cue Bill Simmons making some joke about John the Baptist screaming about how it was just supposed to be an exhibition)

EDIT: Just read that Gervais and Merchant actually wrote this episode.  Very cool.

I like this campaign ad better.

PAT BURKE FOR CONGRESS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCIdn7uCL4g