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Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 01, 2009, 02:07:37 PM
Anyone know furnaces well?  I have a gas furnace which claims that it has no pilot light (I'm assuming there's an electric lighter).  When I try to cycle it up, I can hear and smell gas getting released three times, but the burners apparently don't light, and then the whole system shuts itself down.  I don't want to explode myself trying to light the burners manually.

If you smell gas then it's not getting the spark to ignite.  Take Mrs. Kerm's nail file (or Joe Niekro's emery board) and file the node.  Sometimes they get corroded and don't spark.

Quote from: Wheezer on August 05, 2009, 01:45:45 PM
The most convincing nostril-centric propaganda I've run across so far.

I stopped watching before the ghey porn started...

Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 04, 2009, 04:12:24 PM

Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on August 04, 2009, 02:24:16 PM
I think Hideki Matsui has a carry-on duffel bag filled with these to go along with his suitcase of porn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doJ683NcwnI

So, does it work well?

As far as I know, the suitcase has held up very well.

I think Wells is better simply based on his FWAP.

QuoteFWAP- The sound one's cock makes when it strikes the floor after dropping trou.

I think Hideki Matsui has a carry-on duffel bag filled with these to go along with his suitcase of porn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doJ683NcwnI

Quote from: Kermit, B. on June 19, 2009, 11:41:05 AM

Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 19, 2009, 09:08:02 AM

Quote from: Poon on June 19, 2009, 08:26:24 AM
I hope the hot chick cop turns out to be entertaining.  Looks like next week is the first big episode for her.

How terrific is the name, "Moon Bloodgood"?

The rest of her is pretty good, too.

I loved that girl when she was on the otherwise-forgettable Daybreak with Taye Diggs.

She was nice as the time travel-y ex girlfriend on Journeyman....

Quote from: Fork on June 09, 2009, 07:56:20 AM

Quote from: Gil Gunderson on June 09, 2009, 12:04:36 AM

Quote from: CT III on June 08, 2009, 11:01:32 PM
I'm pricing replacement windows for my house.  First guys I had out were Champion Windows (HQ, Cincituckey, OH).  Sales guy was fine, persistent but not high pressure, had some nice sciencey stuff to show off their windows, price was actually lower than I expected (around $6500 for 10 windows, includes all labor, lifetime warranty etc.).

They seem like a pretty good outfit from what I can tell, but I just wanted to check and see if anybody here had any experience with them.

Get some Pella's on your own from Home Depot, hire about five Mexicans on the corner to do the installation, PROFIT.

But your plan sounds good too.

Home Depot sells Andersen and Jeld-Wen. Their install guys use a different product.

If you got a written estimate, take it to HD, and they'll meet & beat.

Or take it to Lowe's.  They'll help you build something together.

It's been good so far.  I've always liked Conan, he was just on too late to watch.  I liked Leno.  But he was kinda boring.  Letterman's shows were hit or miss for me (although I do like Letterman more than Leno).  Letterman after Johnny was much better than Letterman vs Leno.  I'll be watching more Tonight Show than I had been, but will inevitably miss out on some funny stuff while flipping over to Colbert.

Jimmy Fallon must be removed from TV.  Shit, I think I'd rather watch a Seth Myers late night show....

Any hand gesture should be greeted with an immediate punch to the nose.  Exceptions being high fives and blind people (although that's a tricky one).

Don't tell me I'm the only one who had his reception at The Cheesecake Factory....

Quote from: Pre on May 21, 2009, 09:52:20 AM

Quote from: Gil Gunderson on May 21, 2009, 01:49:33 AM

Quote from: Pre on May 20, 2009, 08:10:44 PM

Quote from: butthead on March 19, 2009, 11:28:30 AM
Does anyone here need wedding invites?

Butthead and his delightful wife (who I refuse to call Mrs Butthead) did our wedding invites and we just got them and sent them out.  They were wonderful, on time, and very reasonably priced (similar invitations we shopped around for were easily 2x expensive).  I'd strongly recommend them for you invitation needs.  Plus, if it's your wedding, you get bonus points for actually contributing something to the process by finding a vendor.

Licking these envelopes won't kill you, I presume?

I used a glue stick, I don't trust internet people enough to be licking things.

I'll keep you in mind for my next wedding...

Quote from: MikeC on May 21, 2009, 11:51:53 AM

Quote from: morpheus on May 21, 2009, 07:55:30 AM
So, the State of Indiana realized that they, too ,were being ripped off (their words) by the Federal Government, in favor of the UAW.

http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/05/20/indiana-pensioners-object-to-chrysler-sale/

Quote"As fiduciaries, we can't allow our retired police officers and teachers to be ripped off by the federal government," Richard Mourdock, Indiana's treasurer, said in a statement. "The Indiana state funds suffered losses when the Obama administration overturned more than 100 years of established law by redefining 'secured creditors' to mean something less."

The Judge comes back and says, if I read this correctly, that the secured creditors of Chrysler (teachers and policemen, we're talking about now) do not have standing in a bankruptcy proceeding.

http://chapter11.epiqsystems.com/viewdocument.aspx?DocumentPk=2cbaafa5-ec80-4fa8-aef9-2de98f52a6ac

QuoteThe movant's papers do not address the fundamental issue of whether they have standing to challenge any governmental action. There are substantial issues and disputes concerning the movant's standing both under the Collateral Trust Agreement as well as the Supreme Court's standing jurisprudence. Without having addressed these issues, the Court cannot say that the movant has clearly demonstrated that they have a substantial likelihood of succeeding on the withdrawal motion.

Shoah.

Alot of people are about to get ripped off just so Obama can keep that union voting for him and his people while funneling cash to their campaigns.

But hey the news today is Gitmo has made us less safe and created more terrorists. Hmmmm there were a shitload of terrorists running around way before GITMO and even a few managed to kill 3,000 Americans in a single day. I don't think GITMO pisses them off Mr. President, its our general existence on this planet that gets them riled up along with the Jews.

What a simpleton view of world politics. No GITMO, less terrorists! No Prisons, less crime! No cops, less criminals!

Now we've got the Jews after us?  This can't be good.

Quote from: Bonk on May 20, 2009, 11:18:49 PM

Quote from: Slakee on May 20, 2009, 10:00:11 PM

Quote from: ~Apex on May 20, 2009, 09:47:30 PM

Quote from: Bonk on May 20, 2009, 09:43:38 PM
I want the asshole Cubs fan on his cell phone behind home in the dick.

Gross.

How you plan on getting in there? Innerspace?

Holy shit, I really typed that. I think that's enough beer for one night.

Kicking was supposed to be in that sentence somewhere.

I still don't think that's right.

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Quote from: Slakee on May 20, 2009, 05:26:28 PM
I can't wait for this. I watched the miniseries when I was a kid and the lizard people scared the piss out of me. Watching the show recently was so sad.

Really?  I watched it again a few years back and still loved every minute of it. 

New clips from the V remake.  Morena Baccarin was much hotter in the Nathan Fillion show, Firefly.  Even in the Ben Browder show, Stargate.  I'm a sap for long hair.  She's still cute, though.  And when did Scott Wolf find the fountain of youth?

http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/05/video-abcs-v.html