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Go Cucks Go?

Quote from: CBStew on April 07, 2019, 12:12:35 PM
If you don't know that G.O.T. stands for  Game of Thrones I want to know what planet you call home.  But, honestly, it has been on an hiatus so long that I forget who is doing whom, who has killed whom, who the good guys are (if any), and, in general what the point is.

The point is that people won't stop bickering and arguing about who killed who even with an extinction level event at their front door.

I came here just to bump the gutless fucking assholes thread but I couldn't find it.

Neat.

(Ian Happ wouldn't hit 43 HRs at Simulated Myrtle Beach, let alone the big club.)

Quote from: CBStew on November 01, 2018, 12:37:48 PM

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Quote from: Wheezer on October 31, 2018, 11:10:05 PM
... Really nasal female Mandarin gets right the fuck on my nerves.

Is that a big issue?

If it happens more than once it is.

It happened to me for more than four hours once.

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Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on October 23, 2018, 04:41:40 PM

Quote from: InternetApex on October 23, 2018, 04:09:41 PM
... I farted.

Welcome Back to the World of the Weird

It would be nice to see you in here a little more often bud.

What if I can't stop farting?

... I farted.

Pex was here.

No Westworld thread? It's boring as shit. It could be salvaged if we can come to give a wet fart about any of the characters.

I had fun.

Quote from: PenFoe on August 19, 2016, 10:00:54 AM

Quote from: InternetApex on August 18, 2016, 09:00:34 PM

Quote from: Slaky on July 13, 2016, 07:12:50 AM

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Quote from: Slaky on July 07, 2016, 06:28:14 AM

Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 07, 2016, 05:02:29 AM
Dwyane Wade. Yay?

Gotta get back into that 4-6 seed for next year's traditional second round exit.

Wildly optimistic.

Saw something even better that suggested with the out clauses for Wade and Rondo's contract being up in 2 years or whatever it is that the Bulls are primed to have Wade recruit big names and they'll have the space to sign a couple of them.

In a world that made sense the place where MJ did his thing/one of the biggest cities in the country would be a prime destination for FAs. Instead you've got GarPax and Hoiberg picking dingleberries.

It's too bad.

I think the weather has a lot to do with it. What cold weather city has been a prime free agent destination since about 2000? If all the money is the same under the cap and it only takes two or three big time players to make a run, what matters? Nobody cares about history. Players don't sign with the Lakers because of Magic Johnson, they sign there because of Los Angeles. New York could draw some players too, though the Knicks and Nets have been wandering around in the wilderness forever.

Players go to LA, Dallas, Golden State, Houston, Miami.

We could also talk about how Chicago isn't a fantastic place for black people to live but I'd be talking out the entire side of my ass. I'll let somebody else make that point.

But history and legacy don't have shit on geography.

We waited a month for that?

Whose fault would that be?

I was 100% joking about Jake going off HGH.

Quote from: Bort on August 18, 2016, 07:16:12 PM

Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 18, 2016, 03:39:29 PM
Cycles are for losers. Dingers are for winners.

I would much rather two home runs in a 5-for-5 day than a fucking cycle.

Triples are pretty awesome to see though. Maybe the last RBI single could have been three-bagger if he was really trying.

Quote from: Slaky on July 13, 2016, 07:12:50 AM

Quote from: InternetApex on July 10, 2016, 11:32:29 AM

Quote from: Slaky on July 07, 2016, 06:28:14 AM

Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 07, 2016, 05:02:29 AM
Dwyane Wade. Yay?

Gotta get back into that 4-6 seed for next year's traditional second round exit.

Wildly optimistic.

Saw something even better that suggested with the out clauses for Wade and Rondo's contract being up in 2 years or whatever it is that the Bulls are primed to have Wade recruit big names and they'll have the space to sign a couple of them.

In a world that made sense the place where MJ did his thing/one of the biggest cities in the country would be a prime destination for FAs. Instead you've got GarPax and Hoiberg picking dingleberries.

It's too bad.

I think the weather has a lot to do with it. What cold weather city has been a prime free agent destination since about 2000? If all the money is the same under the cap and it only takes two or three big time players to make a run, what matters? Nobody cares about history. Players don't sign with the Lakers because of Magic Johnson, they sign there because of Los Angeles. New York could draw some players too, though the Knicks and Nets have been wandering around in the wilderness forever.

Players go to LA, Dallas, Golden State, Houston, Miami.

We could also talk about how Chicago isn't a fantastic place for black people to live but I'd be talking out the entire side of my ass. I'll let somebody else make that point.

But history and legacy don't have shit on geography.

Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 09, 2016, 12:21:02 PM
This is two starts in a row where he sharts himself early before settling into being the Jake we know and love before a second shart.

I'd be lying if I said it's not frustrating.

It's like he threw a no-hitter and some carnival barkers started saying he was on HGH. And he said, no, I'm totally not. And he went off the juice for awhile and started to get tired and throw ordinary pitches.

I'm not saying that's what happened but it's plausible. What if the entire pitching staff held a kangaroo court and said anybody who does HGH will be ratted out like a bunch of common Verlanders and they're all afraid to juice?

That would be horrible.