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Tanugula Satish, 45, killed by his own cock.

Probably my favorite from Louis and the Good Book: Ezekiel Saw de Wheel.

Quote from: CBStew on December 19, 2020, 07:38:20 PMfilled the divots left by the raccoons in the backyard.

Have I already mentioned the armadillo pyramid just outside the back porch down here? There's a lot of money flowing out, none coming in yet. I don't even want to imagine what the trapper charges.

I've just sat through most of Jurassic Park, and it reminds me of nothing so much as Spielberg's having bought the rights to Hogan's Heroes.

Quote from: Bort on April 29, 2018, 04:29:21 PM

Quote from: Tonker on April 28, 2018, 10:15:22 AM
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Having just seen this last night, I agree. There is no way I can think of to make a more aimless movie. The Carol Burnett Show was more sophisticated in composition.

For some reason, these are being aired in reverse order, so I'm catching the last two-thirds of Endgame now. Look: Your most interesting character is a CGI weasel. Giving Hulk a Cockney accent would have been an improvement.

And everybody is on a fucking lapidary adventure. Buy a rock tumbler and go home.

[Edit.---It's a damn shame that the Fantastic Four movies all apparently sucked perianal fistulae. I never followed any of the Avengers characters when I was a kid and literally bought the comics off a rotating display in the front of the Ben Franklin.]

This is mainly for Fork's sake:

Guayabera Citra Pale Ale, poured into an old-fashioned glass. Grapefruit and litter box on the nose, thin head with no lacing, tastes somewhere between nothing and like having just hurled. I can't believe they charge money for this shit, but hey, Florida.

I thought I had seen it all with this moronic craze, but I was just looking for tapas recipes, and sure as shootin', some asshole barfed up a recipe for "Sweet Potato Tapas Bravas." Just FOADIAF, the lot of you.

If a Bond Marathon is all there is, then so be it.

But the production values on this thing are just awful, obvious money sinks notwithstanding. For me, the highlight was during the final underwater battle -- for some reason, they cut to a two-second cameo from some sort of colorful crustacean. I dunno, Ogdens, but maybe it had a semantic payload.

Cyndi Lauper, Time after Time, live acoustic from The Town Hall in 2004.

The Beaver Hunts Back.

(Seriously, the menstruating monkey was a bit much.)

Hard to keep track of this after a few years and wholesale attack on my neurons -- I hope not a dup.

Kermit the Frog, Once in a Lifetime.

Pete Seeger, Banks of Marble.

Quote from: Quality Start Machine on February 05, 2021, 12:44:02 PM
Christopher Plummer, 91.

In a previously recorded interview on NPR, he said he was trying to draw down the mawkishness of the film, IIRC.

The Staple Singers, Come Go with Me.

Tangled Up in Blue.

I can remember every one, but there's only one.