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Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 06:15:10 PM

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Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 05:52:30 PM

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Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 03:38:19 PM
I don't know if I should answer you.  You have more posts than me, so I'm not allowed to have an opinion about anything you say. 

Since we have a former-letter insider here, I have to ask one question (and then I promise I'll lay off the tweeners for a while).  Do you know what ever happened to Goony's Evil Twin?  That guy was the most unhappy, bitter piece of shit I could possibly imagine.  I suspect he "forgot" to turn the car off when he was out drinking and crying in his garage, and that was the end of his miserable story.

Don't ask me how I know this -- because I don't know how I know this -- but I'm pretty sure he became "jersey cubs fan."

That would make sense.  He was a New Yorker.

New Jersey is not New York.

Let's get that shit straight right here & now.

From this distance, it's hard to distinguish exactly which one the rest of us revolve around.

New York.

Don't forget it.

Jersey is just a parasite of a state who's entire identity is a proud caricature of itself.

You know what's better than offending a New Yorker's sense of geographic pride?

Nothin'.

Phffffft.  That place is a total tourist trap.

Naperville doesn't have tourists, they're called "lost"

Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 05:52:30 PM

Quote from: PenFoe on May 20, 2008, 05:44:49 PM

Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 05:38:09 PM

Quote from: PTanner on May 20, 2008, 04:10:36 PM

Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 04:08:48 PM

Quote from: Eli on May 20, 2008, 04:03:33 PM

Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 03:54:30 PM

Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 03:38:19 PM
I don't know if I should answer you.  You have more posts than me, so I'm not allowed to have an opinion about anything you say. 

Since we have a former-letter insider here, I have to ask one question (and then I promise I'll lay off the tweeners for a while).  Do you know what ever happened to Goony's Evil Twin?  That guy was the most unhappy, bitter piece of shit I could possibly imagine.  I suspect he "forgot" to turn the car off when he was out drinking and crying in his garage, and that was the end of his miserable story.

Don't ask me how I know this -- because I don't know how I know this -- but I'm pretty sure he became "jersey cubs fan."

That would make sense.  He was a New Yorker.

New Jersey is not New York.

Let's get that shit straight right here & now.

From this distance, it's hard to distinguish exactly which one the rest of us revolve around.

New York.

Don't forget it.

Jersey is just a parasite of a state who's entire identity is a proud caricature of itself.

You know what's better than offending a New Yorker's sense of geographic pride?

Nothin'.

Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 05:38:09 PM

Quote from: PTanner on May 20, 2008, 04:10:36 PM

Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 04:08:48 PM

Quote from: Eli on May 20, 2008, 04:03:33 PM

Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 03:54:30 PM

Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 03:38:19 PM
I don't know if I should answer you.  You have more posts than me, so I'm not allowed to have an opinion about anything you say. 

Since we have a former-letter insider here, I have to ask one question (and then I promise I'll lay off the tweeners for a while).  Do you know what ever happened to Goony's Evil Twin?  That guy was the most unhappy, bitter piece of shit I could possibly imagine.  I suspect he "forgot" to turn the car off when he was out drinking and crying in his garage, and that was the end of his miserable story.

Don't ask me how I know this -- because I don't know how I know this -- but I'm pretty sure he became "jersey cubs fan."

That would make sense.  He was a New Yorker.

New Jersey is not New York.

Let's get that shit straight right here & now.

From this distance, it's hard to distinguish exactly which one the rest of us revolve around.

New York.

Don't forget it.

Jersey is just a parasite of a state who's entire identity is a proud caricature of itself.

Quote from: CT II on May 19, 2008, 11:54:45 AM

Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on May 19, 2008, 10:52:14 AM

Quote from: TJ on May 19, 2008, 09:51:19 AM
1. Joe Kmak - retired backup catcher keeps getting better and better. And he was awesome to start with.
2. Jim Oberweis campaigns - for pure entertainment value, nothing on TV is better.
3. Dipped Italian Beef

The undisputed #1 seed was the TV ad where he was talking about how many times you could fill Soldier Field with illegal immigrants.

Copy the sentence in my signature into Altavista BableFish and translate it from German to English.

Solid catching filled with immigrants up!?

I don't get it.

Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 11:43:48 AM

Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2008, 11:40:15 AM

Quote from: Slaky+ on May 16, 2008, 11:36:56 AM

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Quote from: bocaj on May 16, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
Well, in my defense, the carousel wasn't even one bit funny. So why fucking add it? I get the other stuff, but you should try and keep the ridiculous moments for the moments when your crying laughing (like Arrested Development did so well).

What carousel are you even talking about?

The one that they tipped on its side and made into a Ferris wheel is my guess.

That's what I was thinking. 

I remember at one point I was watching the show and the ferris wheel appeared. I paused my DVR and pointed right at it and laughed for a good 10 to 15 minutes. I even googled it to make sure my laughter was appropriate. I mean, who puts a ferris wheel in a parking lot? ZANY! Those writers are out of their minds! In a good way!

I'm baffled by what bocaj is talking about.  I never even thought the Ferris wheel was supposed to be funny.  I think it was just there, maybe as a very minor joke.

Bocaj seems downright offended by its inclusion into the episode.

I had a bad experience with one as a kid, alright? So, layoff, please.

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you do something like this....and totally do not redeem yourself.

Quote from: Poon on May 15, 2008, 09:48:23 PM
Very funny, the retarded Kevin stuff had me crackin up.  That's Amy Ryan I think, not Amy Smart.

It would be way better if it was Amy Smart.

Bump.

Bacon bra:


http://www.slashfood.com/2008/04/02/the-next-big-thing-in-breakfast-meats-the-bacon-bra/

Quote from: PTanner on April 14, 2008, 04:56:37 PM

Hey, there's a Superdawg Potbelly in Midway too, so you can score a solid meal before making the trek to the Heights.

Wreck'd

Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2008, 06:08:45 PM
Funny for like 30 seconds, then I want to punch her.

Then other things.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=caqr2zecCUs

Follow-up - here's that woman's website http://www.annettesummersett.com/index.html:

Funny for like 30 seconds, then I want to punch her.

Then other things.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=caqr2zecCUs

Quote from: Slaky+ on April 01, 2008, 10:24:22 PM
Have we seen this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FGI7R0u3TQ

Just...amazing.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_127127,00.html

The only thing that would make that Bacon Cup better is if it was filled with Bacon Fries.