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#31
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
December 08, 2008, 02:05:02 PM
Yeah, I was thinking of ones that clipped over the backs of the ears.  The royal "they" keep scaring me away from ear buds, claiming they can damage hearing in the long-term.  Plus, my ear canals sweat like whores in church, so the buds keep slipping out.  Thanks, guys.  Are they pretty comfortable?
#32
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
December 08, 2008, 01:40:30 PM
Anyone have suggestions for a pair of headphones that will actually stay in my ears when I run, yet aren't these?

#33
Mom's Basement / Re: The Next Great Game?
December 08, 2008, 09:42:23 AM
Quote from: Weebs on December 08, 2008, 12:08:35 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 07, 2008, 09:11:14 PM
Quote from: Weebs on December 07, 2008, 07:49:36 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 07, 2008, 05:11:44 PM
Sounds a bit like this, only less nerdy.

Actually, it's more like this, only with less guns.

How do you stop opponents from stealing your flag without guns?

Well in our game, we're going to have a little attack called the "Hammer Fist."  There was some controversy over that name, but I was adamant about being able to hit a guy and then scream, "You just got fisted!"

You should have called it the Finger Blast.
#34
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
December 08, 2008, 09:38:19 AM
Congratulations, RD!
#35
Desipio Lounge / Re: Greg Maddux, the Puppet Master
December 06, 2008, 07:16:36 PM
Quote from: Mike D on December 06, 2008, 07:04:54 PM
Quote from: Kerm on December 06, 2008, 06:24:32 PMThis development, of course, forces us to ask ourselves, "Who is willing to murder Larry Rothschild in his sleep so that Greg can be the pitching coach next year?"Huey?
Huh.  I hadn't even thought of that.  I'm really getting old.

However, Maddux himself claims to have not considered a vocation, if he and Bob Verdi are to be believed.

QuoteMost gifted athletes cannot transfer their knowledge, but Maddux's teammates will say he already has imparted an almost supernatural grasp of the game. He cannot teach how to snag a record 18 Gold Gloves, or win at least 15 games in a record 17 consecutive seasons, but he is nicknamed "The Professor" for a reason. When Maddux retires, baseball cannot let that mind go to waste."Pitching coach?" he said. "Haven't really thought about it. Senior golf tour? I'm 42. If I get really good by the time I'm 50, and can actually make it, I'll be up against guys like Lee Janzen, who won two U.S. Opens. Don't like my chances, do you?

His thoughts on golf are hilarious.  He's definitely thought about the Seniors Tour.  Still, "Haven't really thought about (pitching coach)"?  Even though he sees how his less talented brother gets to do it for a living?

If it doesn't work out for the tour, I don't think there'd be any doubt that Maddux would command a pretty penny for his services as a coach

I'll pass the hat at Kitty O'Shea's.
#36
Desipio Lounge / Re: Greg Maddux, the Puppet Master
December 06, 2008, 06:24:32 PM
This development, of course, forces us to ask ourselves, "Who is willing to murder Larry Rothschild in his sleep so that Greg can be the pitching coach next year?"

Huey?
#37
Desipio Lounge / Re: Greg Maddux, the Puppet Master
December 06, 2008, 03:44:18 PM
Maddux says, "Please don't hate me, Apex."

#38
Desipio Lounge / Re: Greg Maddux, the Puppet Master
December 06, 2008, 12:22:25 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on December 05, 2008, 08:45:31 PM
Fuck Maddux.

How in God's name can you not like Greg Maddux?
#39
Boobtube / Re: The Office
December 05, 2008, 12:48:12 PM
Quote from: BH on December 05, 2008, 12:39:42 PM
Andy stepping in cowshit in the kitchen was funny, but not very realistic. I need a ruling.

That was such a great, "Sideshow Bob and the rakes" moment.  I loved his, "Why is this even IN here?!"
#40
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
December 05, 2008, 11:59:02 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 05, 2008, 11:57:52 AM
Quote from: 5laky on December 05, 2008, 11:33:00 AM
Quote from: Kerm on December 05, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
I know the Hitler Downfall memes have been around, but I thought this one was pretty damn funny.

Off yet on topic: has anyone actually seen that movie? It's excellent.
I just read the Wikipedia entry on it.
Obviously well made and acted but Christ, not exactly uplifting.

They should have made it a musical.
#41
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
December 05, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
I know the Hitler Downfall memes have been around, but I thought this one was pretty damn funny.
#42
Boobtube / Re: The Office
December 05, 2008, 09:49:50 AM
I loved when the camera panned from a shot of Meredith with Solitaire on her computer screen to a shot of Creed with Solitaire on his computer screen.  I know Creed is always playing, but I thought that shot was great.
#43
Mom's Basement / Re: The Next Great Game?
December 04, 2008, 11:32:04 PM
Do they let you bring sacks of fries into that bar?  Sounds cool, Weebs.  Keep us posted.
#44
Mom's Basement / Re: Video Game Deals
December 03, 2008, 04:26:38 PM
TPD.  Condemned 2 pre-played for $9.99 from GameFly for the 360 or the PS3.
#45
Boobtube / Re: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
December 02, 2008, 11:23:13 AM
Quote from: 5laky on November 20, 2008, 10:25:44 PM
When Devito sang "boy's hole" I almost spit out my lung.

DeVito almost redeemed his entire existence in that one song.  Almost.

If there is a God, the DVD release of this season will include the entire production of "The Nightman Cometh."  Holy shit that was hilarious.  "Dude, do you have a boner?"

Charlie acting like a stereotypical director was also fantastic.  "Dennis, I need you to take a five.  Can you take a five?"