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#10276
Desipio Lounge / Re: Bacon Cups
August 26, 2008, 05:53:23 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 25, 2008, 09:21:39 PM
Bacon alarm clock.

Why do other countries ever fuck with us when this is the shit we're capable of?
#10277
Desipio Lounge / Re: Pollyellon banned me
August 25, 2008, 01:02:57 PM

I like where this is heading.
#10278
Desipio Lounge / Re: Pollyellon banned me
August 25, 2008, 12:51:56 PM
Quote from: Kerm on August 25, 2008, 12:50:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 25, 2008, 06:04:01 AM
Doesn't Yellon own a piece of SBNation?

Any copyright lawyers here? Can we copyright the phrase "Bleed Cubbie Blue" (it's not in TESS) then hit Al with an injunction?

Nah, you can't do it retroactively.  And it'd be a trademark, rather than a copyright, but it still wouldn't work.  Of course, it's been a long time since I took trademarks and copyrights.  Anyone know differently?

I just figure since the guy's a moron, there's got to be some creative way we can make his life a living hell.
#10279
Desipio Lounge / Re: Bacon Cups
August 25, 2008, 12:20:06 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on August 25, 2008, 12:01:15 PM
You can get fried candy bars at any county fair I've ever been to but I've never tried them. Sounds disgusting. I like me some deep fried veggies though. With lot's of ketchup and mustard and hot sauce. Hell yase!

any Japanese restaurant can put a Tempura plate together for you.
#10280
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
August 25, 2008, 08:27:34 AM

That, my friend, is steak balls in at least 58 varieties.
#10281
Desipio Lounge / Re: Pollyellon banned me
August 25, 2008, 06:04:01 AM
Doesn't Yellon own a piece of SBNation?

Any copyright lawyers here? Can we copyright the phrase "Bleed Cubbie Blue" (it's not in TESS) then hit Al with an injunction?
#10282
Quote from: Wampa on August 25, 2008, 12:09:47 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 24, 2008, 10:20:18 PM
Quote from: Taylor2 on August 24, 2008, 08:27:57 PM
Quote"It's been a little difficult, to say the least," Baker said. "I've always been used to having stability as a manager, both in San Francisco and Chicago. Obviously, there hasn't been a whole lot of that this season. This team looks nothing like what we thought we had coming out of spring training, and many things have changed. I don't see too many teams who have taken the hits we've taken this year."

Some things never change.  What a whiny bitch.

What the fuck is he even talking about?  The only player that missed time and can be considered good (not so much this year...) is Harang.  And I'm sure pitching him in that extra inning game on one days rest might of had something to do with his injury or poor performance.

Look at this list of guys that had DL stints for the reds this year R. Freel, N. Hopper, D. Weathers, J. Burton, A. Gonzalez, K. Merker, J. Keppinger, J. HAIRSTON JR., D. Ross, J. Cabrera, And J. Fogg.  Boy those are some tough "hits" to get over.

Thank god Dusty's not our problem anymore.

Do you expect to tell him the truth?

"Look, this hasbeen a tough year, but we really don't have much in the way of pitching, our 'veterans' have turned the corner into being 'old', and the team hired a moron to manage. That adds up to a last-place finish, Ogdens."
#10283
Desipio Lounge / Re: Bacon Cups
August 25, 2008, 05:49:36 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 25, 2008, 05:11:17 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 25, 2008, 05:07:15 AM
As any Scotsman will tell you, you can deep fry ANYTHING :





Yes, that's pizza.

Cut that shit in squares and you got yourself something real special. fucking dainty.
#10284

Anybody still have Dusty's lineup chart?
#10285
Quote from: ~Apex on August 19, 2008, 09:59:58 AM
Photo evidence in the intertubes did seem to suggest (but not reveal, sadly) a magnificent set of Hogans.



PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!
#10286
Quote from: ~Apex on August 19, 2008, 08:46:57 AM
Quote from: Dave B on August 19, 2008, 07:41:01 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 18, 2008, 10:14:17 PM
Quote from: Poon on August 18, 2008, 10:01:07 PM
Quote from: Kerm on August 18, 2008, 09:43:06 PM
9-2 Brewers, and Sabathia is waddling out to pitch the top of the 9th.

Yost should be indicted for this.

Gotta love that Milwaukee pen and the great defense that nearly lost them the game in the 9th.

Sabathia goes all 9, despite throwing 130 pitches.  I know the guy CAN do it, but there's absolutely no reason he should, especially with a 7 run lead.  What a douchebiscuit.

That semi-hot Trenni (no, not "Tranny") chick who is the poor Wisconsin man's version of Erin Andrews asked CC after the game about throwing a career high in pitches and he just replied that they have a couple of off-days coming up. Yeah, in more ways than one.



Poor, poor Wisconsin.


That picture was taken 2 seconds after she executed the one-cheek sneak.